My name is Richard Ma.
But some of my friends,
especially women...
love calling my nickname, Bastard.
This is Tom. He was my classmate,
now he is my buddy and legal consultant.
For business.
For my business in Hong Kong,
I leave everything to Tom and my secretary, Helena.
This is Helena.
Boss, the income of the last three months...
including rent and interest,
total is $9,275,622.4.
Do you want to read the books now?
Just 9 million and something?
The interest rate is cut, you know that?
So, you shouldn't have booked this Mercedes,
we can just take a bus.
This is my car,
transportation fee is not included in your bill.
That's fine.
Do you know you charge me a lot annually?
You are rich to have a Mercedes,
so you should give me a discount.
I am offering the cheapest price for you,
cause you're my buddy!
We have been friends for 20 years,
that's why you should consider of free charge.
Come on, don't be too mean to me.
It's a sin to waste, you know?
Starting from next year.
- Lone. - Yes, sir.
Open the window.
It's a sin to waste.
You don't have to so mean to me.
Helena, please wait for me in the car.
I don't know why this swimming pool was built.
Martha doesn't swim...
...It's a waste of my money!
It's you who wanted to buy this house.
Market price.
How long have I known Martha?
You courted her in a Christmas party 2 years ago.
You've known her for 2 years.
It's almost time.
Bastard, I miss you so much!
Didn't I tell you not to call me Bastard?
Doesn't Richard sound better to you?
Oh, I miss you!
I am back, why are you still crying?
My mom gets sick in the United States.
From the USA.
Pay her visit.
Missing me...
You're seeking trouble for yourself, aren't you?
Well, I'll stay here with you, okay?
Wise girl.
Bastard.
My mom gets sick in the United States.
I need US$500,000 to pay her medical fee.
What?
Your mom is 60 something.
She won't live long even if she is cured.
Environmental protection.
All right, don't cry, honey...
I've brought you a present from the states.
Is it the ring I wanted to buy in that jewelry shop?
It's not that simple,
This is a very special gift for you.
Look at this! This is a DV camera, the latest model.
Are you kidding?
This model is a bit out dated.
Don't lie to her.
I don't know it's already out dated.
I got it from a lucky draw.
Didn't you buy this specially to me?
I brought luck from the states to you.
Are you giving me the money?
She must have got medical insurance.
She isn't insured.
Well, ask her to come back for local treatment then.
I know a herbal doctor in Yuen Long.
He's got a pot of herbs...
...just soak in for few hours a day,
even a dead person will come back to life.
Economic class please.
I... I want 500 thousand dollars, you hear that?
I have been with you for 2 years, but I've got nothing.
What is this? Huh, what is this?
I want money! Are you giving me or not?
If you don't give me money, I'll leave you at once.
I swear I would leave!
Are you giving me money or not?
If you say no, I would leave.
Why are you still staying here?
Bastard!
You're really tough, you aren't a nose of wax.
What a waste.
You her real face.
Either she wants you, or your money.
For your money.
Be frank, I didn't understand what you've just said.
Now, I understand what you meant by "It's almost time".
Tell me, if I know a girl...
a girl she stays with me not because of my money...
that would be... Perfect!
Stop dreaming, she won't stay for interest!
Ain't I handsome?
I don't mean you are not handsome at all.
But, after knowing you are wealthy,
she has no reason for not asking no money!
Even a volunteer may become the lady boss.
It sounds rational.
How can I make others know I am not rich?
Bastard, I am leaving.
My name is Richard!
Those who named Richard are all bastards!
To pay for it.
Forget it, you can save a lot of money from now on.
That's right.
All right, let me get changed and get back to work.
Mr. Ma, Miss Ha, good morning.
Who is this girl?
She is the receptionist.
I know, how many visitors do we have per day?
About three to four.
So you can take her job.
It's a waste of money, you'd better fire her.
Who are they?
Boss, they are the accountants.
Accountants are needed?
You can take their places, it's just a waste!
Fire them.
The air conditioner is too strong.
I think I have to pay much for it, right?
We paid $5,455.4 last month.
Tell the management office to cut it by 50%.
After 3 o'clock, we don't need any air conditioning.
But your staffs get off at five.
From 9 am to 3 pm,
comfortable until five.
So many people will be fired,
there must be much space left.
Rent it out.
Just leave this room for us,
and you can move in for work.
I see, but...
You mean I would take up all the work in this office?
That means I value you.
Boss, you haven't increased my salary for 6 years.
After the financial turmoil, who has got increment?
Either.
Would you just give me 10% increment this time?
I value you so much...
cover everything.
My house installment.
You're right.
The loan of your house bring you burden,
better give it up.
You can sleep in the office.
It saves travelling expense for you, right?
Oven here.
You can cook cup noodles here, it's convenient.
You are so mean!
Not meaner than you.
But I need private time, I need dating's either.
Your boyfriend should pay for the date.
If you need to pay a penny, better dump him.
Why do you open your mouth? Get back to your work.
I haven't had vacation for five years.
I want a day off now.
Without my permission, I would cut your salary.
Please, you've just kicked off your girlfriend.
Do you want your secretary to leave you too?
You would lose all your friends,
want to join the Lonely Heart Club?
You're my friend.
But I've never said I loved to be your friend.
Why?
It's because you are a mean bastard.
My father taught me one thing.
Never be that generous to a woman.
Your father? Why?
He loves my mother only.
He had treated my mom so nice!
But my mom still felt bored.
She had so many requests, and at last,
she wanted to learn painting.
My father tried all his means to hire...
...a famous artist to teach her painting.
God knows they fell in love.
She wanted to elope with the artist.
My father worried about their living.
He gave them a house.
He is now 60 something.
My mom would even call him...
...to repair her water pipes.
Your father is really generous!
He's providing excellent after sales service!
So, never treat a woman too good.
Especially for money,
never let them deal with your money.
No wonder you change your girlfriend annually.
Forever?
Don't be silly, if she loves me,
it has nothing to do with my money.
Love is blind, money doesn't count.
Who do you think you are?
Your girlfriends aren't all as nice as Cinderella!
I think we don't speak the same language.
Me too.
It's time for lunch.
It's expensive to have lunch in Central.
Why not cook a cup noodle here for two?
I haven't eaten lunch in Central for five years.
It's my treat, okay?
It sounds better.
Let's eat shark fin's soup.
Why standing right in front of the door?
See the flowers?
Mr. Casanova is waiting for his girl.
Wait, let's see the fatty is around or not.
Choi!
Oh my God!
Choi!
Day off again?
Yes, are you free to have lunch with me?
Sure! Let's eat together.
What do you want to eat? It's my treat.
We've figured it out for one whole morning.
We've decided to eat snake.
Snake again?
You have eaten snakes for lunch for one week.
It's nutritious to our waist, you know that?
Yes, it's delicious either.
I am very afraid of snakes,
I can't even walk close to it.
Well, I am sorry!
Too bad!
It's bored to eat snakes for one whole week.
I am sorry!
I just don't want that fatty to bother me.
Why not teach him a lesson?
I wish I could!
What age is it now?
That monster?
My father is the village master,
I am the daughter of a village master,
he just wants me to marry someone he knows well.
But you can tell him that you've
already got a boyfriend.
The fact is, I haven't got any boyfriend.
Just pick anyone in the street.
I am picky, not like you.
I am different, if I have no boyfriend, I would die.
If I am really in need of man,
I can just pick anyone out of my door.
One two three!
I think you are trying to fool me.
Why didn't you book...
...a table in advance?
Do you have to do this to me?
I don't mean it.
There are two seats inside.
But you have to eat snake in there.
I don't care, I just can't walk now.
Come on.
This way please.
Miss, do you mind them sitting next to you?
- No. - Of course I don't.
I don't mind.
May I take your order?
Give us two bowls of Snake Soup please.
And two bowls of sticky rice please.
Right away.
Handsome guy!
What are you looking at?
It's great!
Good boy, come on. Let's go!
Where to go?
Lan Kwai Fong, the bar zones.
Hand!
Good boy, let's go!
What a rich meal!
What a lustful look!
What are you laughing at?
Nothing.
How are you?
Do you want to eat snake gall?
You're the boss, so I love to.
Give us two sets of snake gall, double please.
Got you!
Oh no!
A snake comes out from the cage.
Boss.
Thank you so much.
You're welcome.
Are you all right?
It should be my question.
You're really great!
You even know catching snakes.
I grew up in the New Territories.
Games.
No wonder!
I told you not to eat here.
The snakes are watching you eating their friends.
It's retribution!
Have my card, call me if you are in need.
My name is Fong, nick named Chloroform,
nice to meet you.
Chloroform, no wonder.
People would faint after seeing you.
My name is Tom, Tom Yam.
Let's go.
You...
Why?
That fatty has gone,
we can eat in another place.
- Excuse me. - Let's go.
- See you. - See you!
- Call me. - Let's go.
Keep the change.
They are brokers.
There are numerous brokers in Central.
From them.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
What's up with you? You ate 6 snake galls.
I was scared, that's why I want to comfort myself.
You've got mail.
We've got a re union of old classmates tonight.
I almost forgot to tell you.
Turtle's pub is opened tonight,
he asked us to join them.
Are you going with me?
But I've got no girlfriend.
Just go there and pick one.
May I use your phone?
Don't you have one?
I haven't got one, that's why I want yours.
Mobile phone?
Everyone next to me gets one,
I don't want to waste money.
Cheers!
You always drink slowly.
I've got small throat.
Not only throat,
you've got many small parts too.
What do you mean?
Gathering.
I always work in New York, that's why I seldom come.
It's the grand opening of your pub,
that's why I come right away.
Come on, buddy, let's cheers.
Cheers! Come on.
Wider your throat.
Piggy, there is a tough girl,
let's go and help.
How tough is she?
Afternoon.
Yes, I've noticed her.
What are you doing here? You lost again.
What's up? Are you bullying my friend?
It's you, Mr. Dumb bell.
I've got a name.
Tom Yum.
Who cares, what do you want?
Want to challenge me? Tell me.
I'll make the decision, okay? Why not?
I'll take off my coat first.
Come on.
Do you know how to play the "Millionaire"?
Sure, come on.
Ready, 1, 2, 3!
- Ask the audiences... Call your friends...
- Fifty, fifty. Fifty, fifty.
- Ask the audiences... Call your friends...
- Fifty, fifty. Fifty, fifty.
You can't make it, man! Poor baby, drink it.
Maybe I can make it, why not try me?
Three ones.
Four ones.
Five ones.
What's up?
You don't even get any one?
You're tough? I wonder!
No one tells better lies...
...than us who speculate stocks and shares.
Correct!
- Drink it. - Go ahead.
Drink it.
All right.
You're something.
Wait for me if you dare.
I'll ask Lady Fourteen to fix you.
Lady Fourteen?
It sounds like somebody from the triad society.
Godmother!
Here comes Lady Fourteen!
It's you! Stage fright, huh?
I got better after eating snake galls.
Did you bully my friend?
Not at all.
Cut the crap.
The loser will drink this.
Do you mean it?
I think the galls won't give you guts.
If you lose, you'd be shit.
You first.
Five ones.
Open.
I hate people telling lies.
Drink it.
How can I drink it?
Why not treating you midnight snack?
You have to treat everyone here.
Sure.
Bravo!
Order anything you like.
It's not healthy to eat too much at night, you know?
So I suggest... if you really want to eat something,
better eat something plain.
I want plain congee and a preserved egg.
Tom, let's share the egg, okay?
No way! I love seafood!
Forty abalones, scallops please.
Lobster sashimi, and American oysters.
You've ordered too much!
This is enough for the Ethiopian to eat one whole year.
Are you a man?
Sure I am.
You should admit your failure.
If you don't want to pay the meal, I'll pay for it
It's okay.
I'll pay.
You are too mean to me, all right, I'll pay for the meal.
For the side orders, you'll fix it for us, okay?
Same food for the other table please.
Check which renters are rich,
raise their rent in next month...
...to comfort my loss tonight.
Oh my God!
Waiter.
Year 1998.
- Sure. - Red wine?
You'd pay it by yourself.
I just pay for the meal, not the wine.
Table please.
Right away!
Are you human?
You go ahead, I just don't want to waste the food.
Don't you want to eat more?
I can't pick it as fast as you can.
It's almost time to leave.
- Pay the bill, okay? - Check the bills, please!
Check please.
Yes.
Sir, thank you $4,891.
Are you kidding?
This expensive?
You're rejecting your customers to come again.
I've given you 10% discount, sir.
You look so mean!
I am not.
Fifteen!
Fifteen, you lost.
Drink it.
You drink too much, can you make it?
Sure I can.
Tom, you...
Come on!
Stop it, I don't want you to have a drunken drive.
Sir, your credit card doesn't work.
Do you have another one?
What's up?
Just pick any one.
Drink it.
We are leaving, thank you for the meal.
Bye! Bye!
See you tomorrow. Bye!
Bye! Bye!
Tom, do you have to drink that much?
I am not drunk.
You waste my money, you know?
I am not drunk! Let's go for a ride.
Sir...
What's up?
These cards don't work.
Can you pay cash?
What the hell? How much is it?
$4,891.
Four thousand...
Four thousand and two hundred.
And $691, please.
Tom...
Where is Tom?
He's left.
What?
Wait for a while please.
- Where are we going? - Let's go.
Let's go home!
Tom!
Do you have to leave that fast?
You still owe me $691.
Can I pay it to you tomorrow?
No, pay it now.
But I don't have enough cash now.
All right, I'll lend it to him.
How much is it?
Eight hundred, enough?
Thank you.
You gave him one hundred and something for tips?
You owe me eight hundred.
I am leaving.
How can I pay you back?
Call Chloroform.
Oh no! I've got no money, how can I get home?
My friend.
What's the matter?
Can you give me half of the tips?
What?
I don't have money to go back to Sai-kung.
In Jordon.
What a trouble.
Why all my cards didn't work?
What's up? Is there an electricity cut?
Is this my home?
Bastard, you are too mean.
I donated all your furniture
to the homes of aged.
- And your credit cards... - Damn it.
And I.D. Card, I've reported for loss.
You have 23 cards, get it back by yourself please.
You are so mean to me,
this is a lesson, bye!
What a mischief!
Helena, open the door.
Resignation?
What the hell? Is she playing tricks to me too?
Sir, what are you doing here?
I am waiting for someone to open the door for me.
The staffs of this company were all fired yesterday.
But there is one secretary left.
Helena? She resigned.
She took a night plane to Europe last night.
Oh no! How can I get my stuffs back?
Don't you have any keys?
My staffs used to open the door for me.
But no one can serve you now.
Why don't you open the door for me?
Who are you? Why should I open the door for you?
I am the boss of this company.
No way!
People said the boss of this company is trash,
but you are so smart...
Damn it! I would send my complaint against you.
It's 12:50 already? The bank hasn't been closed yet.
Please don't fool me!
Why do you get off this punctually?
Answer the phone now, bastard!
Hello? Mr. Tom there?
What?
In the hospital? What'd happened to him?
"John Chee"? What's "John Chee"?
I see, you mean a car crash!
You'd better speak English!
Which hospital?
Bye!
The tunnel.
Is Monica there?
Hello, auntie, what?
After her death?
I am busy...
Yeah, bye!
I know, I know I wronged you.
But I always miss you, Vanessa.
Me a hand?
Yes, I don't even have a penny.
Yes, I am now waiting at the place we used to date,
The Queen's Square.
Come as fast as you can, bye!
What the hell has happened to me?
What are you looking at?
I am afraid the fatty would be somewhere around.
- Let's go. - Hey, stop.
I can't see the fatty,
but I see a bastard around.
He looks sad,
why is he sitting there?
Look, he is still wearing the suit we saw yesterday.
I am sure he has got only one suit.
Should I be that ill fated?
Long time no see, you look fat and dull.
You already have had two children.
Time flies...
...do you think I would be waiting for you?
That's right, congratulations.
From your look,
I don't think you were just robbed.
What do I look like?
You look like you have just gone bankrupted.
Come on...
...just cut the crap.
How much do you want?
As much as you have.
This is all I have.
What? Just eight hundred dollars?
This is my pocket money,
I have to explain to my hubby, you know?
He is cheating a pregnant woman's money.
What a bastard.
He lives on the earnings of women!
I'll return you money soon.
Forget it!
Just return it to me when you become rich, okay?
Let bygones be bygones.
Baby, let's go.
Don't tell others anything stupid about me.
The money you lent him last time
would become a bad debt.
Poor you!
Richard Ma.
What a coincidence to see you here.
You've got money now?
You mean these?
Yes, pay me back now.
Make it later, okay?
I don't think I can get you easily.
A hundred.
What?
Choi, I went to your office to meet you,
but your colleagues said you've gone.
You know? I have been searching around for you.
Well, I have a date with my boyfriend, so I left early.
Boyfriend?
Don't you want to deny?
No! I think you have treated me as your hubby.
Boyfriend? It's a strange word to me.
That's why I can't make any response.
Him the truth.
I love you baby!
Do you really have a boyfriend?
Even the blind can tell it.
I am going back home to tell my daddy!
What a nuts!
You used me, so the debt is cleared.
You're something.
Let's go.
What a waste of him!
He looks smart but he lives on women!
What did you say?
I said... I'd better mind my tongue.
Call me if you're free, we can have an affair,
but don't ask me for money, bye!
Do I have potential to earn a living from women?
What? Martha has gone too far!
Stop laughing, it's your fault.
You made me sleep on the floor.
Pal, this is not my wish.
I committed drunken drive.
My head is still aching.
I have no money, no cards, no cheques.
I don't have any furniture at home,
tell me what I should do now.
You have me.
Don't worry, my doctor said,
I can leave after another day's observation.
I'd fix everything for you then.
I want to sleep next to you tonight.
No way!
A night here.
I can't ask them to spare a vacancy for you.
What the hell? How can they occupy all visitor's beds?
I don't know.
Granny, you can't do that.
Every patients can only ask for an additional bed.
Why do you ask for two?
You'd better talk to my two sons.
All right.
Are you looking for us?
You two must be the granny's sons.
What's the matter?
Not many young men are filial as you two.
I appreciate you two...
Do you always tremble like this? Is it good to health?
I am leaving, Tom.
Mom, are you all right?
I can't sleep on the floor tonight.
Chloroform?
Honey, may you bless our dear daughter!
Please give her a hand, if she marries Niu,
I would be very happy then.
Dad.
Good girl, I am so glad to see you home.
I have something to...
Cut the crap, greet your mom first.
Do you have something to tell me?
Dad, please ask Niu not to bother me again, okay?
Niu is so caring for you.
He is a nuisance to me, tell him,
I would never fall for him.
Played with him.
Many girls played with you when you were small,
but why did you go to Taiwan and married my mom?
Stop this topic! You remind me many sad stories!
After marrying your mom,
we never stopped quarrelling.
She took you to Taiwan
when you were three years old,
that's why you speak...
...poor Cantonese.
Do you want me to copy you?
This isn't my wish of course.
People outside our village are hard to know.
I am afraid you would be cheated.
I am an adult now.
Do you have a boyfriend?
What?
Niu has just told me.
He's got a big mouth.
Let's stop here
Do you have a boyfriend now?
Yes, we've been in love.
What is he?
He is a businessman.
Ask him to meet me.
All right.
Ask him to meet me tomorrow night.
What? I... I don't know whether he is free or not.
Tomorrow is a holiday,
if he doesn't come,
it means he isn't sincere enough.
Oh no, he is sincere enough.
Make it tomorrow then.
To sleep here?
Oh, did you do that to him?
I am not an anxious person.
Why do you let him sleep in the sofa?
You'd ask him to sleep with you?
I am not that hot.
But I am kind hearted instead.
What does that mean?
He's just called me,
telling me that he's got some problems.
Even his bed was stolen.
I let him spend a night here,
because he is handsome.
Even if I am raped, I don't mind.
I am willing to be!
You look bitchy!
I am afraid you...
...would rape him instead.
In all these years...
are all lustful wolves, they make me sick.
I wish I would fall in love with a handsome guy.
Better go out and rape him.
But, I worry that...
I would have no face if he rejects me.
No!
Tell me, actually, men are...
When they are having sound sleep,
I am sorry...
Will he have any sense if he is being raped?
If yes, so?
That would be perfect, I don't have to be responsible.
Go fix him then, and ask him to leave at once.
Don't bother my sleep.
So tempting, right?
His buttons are all off.
Is it true?
It's not weird.
Once I found my underwear...
...on the floor after I woke up.
Did you live with your step father at that time?
How do you know that?
It's so hot!
Is it hot? The air conditioner is on.
It's so hot!
I am so hot!
What are you doing?
He is so sexy!
Ever known.
I am so hot!
Get up, bastard.
How do you know my name?
It's such a common name, bastard!
Button up.
Did you make it?
I never do nonsense things.
I have got a job for you.
You're lustful instead, you are even willing to pay!
I am not that bitchy.
I am a decent man.
Meet my dad.
Why me?
It's because you're used to get rid of that fatty.
What a drag!
Did that fatty tell Uncle Cracker?
Make it ten thousand.
Deal.
You sleep here, I'd charge you $12,000.
You are even tougher than me.
One thing first.
Never dream of doing "that".
Never!
But it would be a pity if not making love.
You'd better do it...
...with such bastard!
You are hurting me!
If I make love with him, I would meet ill fate, I swear!
You'd better do that with her.
You... mind your tongue!
I would never do that.
That's good, why don't we...
I won't do it with you.
These two girls are real trouble makers.
I've almost forgotten to piss.
I feel great after getting changed.
Sure, you wore this for 3 days, it stinks.
Miss, may I have a bag...
...for these clothes?
Sure.
Just throw it away.
- No, it's expensive! - Thank you.
I seldom see people using pager now.
It's cheap.
May I use your phone?
How come you don't...
...have a phone?
Tom?
Yes, speaking.
Are you looking for me?
Doctor said I have got...
...slight concussion, and severe cerebral palsy.
I can be discharged from hospital tomorrow.
I can solve your problems then.
That's good.
What are you doing now?
Gigolo.
Are you kidding?
I bet you won't believe my story.
A girl paid me...
...to disguise as her boyfriend.
Who is that stupid woman?
She is the one we met at the pub.
Chloroform?
No, her friend who is much more prettier.
Let's stop here...
...fix everything when you come out, okay?
Deal.
Do you have to do this, Uncle?
What's wrong with my face?
I do want a careful look at you.
But you've watched over an hour.
I know telling fortune from your face.
For someone who is heartless,
I can read it out from his face.
What can you tell from my face?
You've got small head...
...narrow neck, wax nose, flat lips, small eyes...
You're really ugly looking!
You mean me?
Do we have another person here?
That's right!
I am not as handsome as you are, uncle.
My nick name is...
..."Casanova of the 14th Village".
Dad, you're scaring him.
Choi, I am helping you to know him better.
Come on!
- Cracker. - Uncle Cracker.
Hello, this is my cousin, come on, take a seat.
It's your boyfriend, right?
Your boyfriend.
Does your father want me to fight with him?
It's a game, anyway.
Is he Choi's boyfriend?
My name is Fred Niu, what's your name?
Richard Ma.
Where do you work?
Hong Kong too.
This is my card.
This is mine.
Why do you have a card?
This is Tom's card.
Ma's Enterprise? I haven't heard of it.
We seldom do business with villagers.
Cracker, your son in law is a big shot.
Not now.
Richard is single minded in his business.
I think young people are always good at boot licking.
You can know him better through a test.
What test?
It's simple.
Always choose your son in law on a gambling table.
When he is gambling, he'll show his real face.
You're right.
All right, let's play cards after the meal.
- Richard doesn't like gambling. - Yeah.
Gambling is no good, but it's good to play cards.
What game do you suggest?
It's simple, young people love playing the Big Two.
One thousand as ante and three hundred for each.
Uncle, may I be excused?
Why?
I don't like playing cards.
Do you want to disgrace me?
Come on...
If you lose, I will pay for you.
That's different, okay, let's play.
All right, let's play after the meal.
Come on...
Who has got the three of diamond?
Wait.
Three of diamond.
Big two.
Quart and a nine.
Pass.
Four fives and a three.
What a coincidence!
I have got four sixes.
I've got four sevens and a nine.
You've got so many quarts!
Do you have any?
Pass.
Flush, but it's a straight flush.
You discarded none.
It's okay! You first, uncle.
A pair of ten, you lost four times of the bet.
I lost three hundred.
Uncle, you're great.
Three threes.
It's my turn, three fours.
It's my turn now.
Three Aces.
I am sorry, three twos.
Are you kidding me?
And a small flush.
Small flush, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9.
Pass?
Not now! Straight flush.
Isn't it the biggest?
You won't have any bigger cards, will you?
What's up?
Pass.
Pass? A small flush.
You lost again.
Yeah, it's a funny game!
How much did you lose?
About $60,000.
Let's go.
Richard lives quite far away, we have to leave now.
Never mind, you can sleep here tonight.
Right.
The last three games, okay?
No, I lost much money, better raise the bet.
I don't think it's a good idea.
You are doing big business, scared?
Well, triple the bet.
Three thousand for ante, one thousand per card?
Surprise? Shuffle now.
Can you make it?
Flush, 8, 9, 10, J, Q.
Pass.
You don't even have a flush? Do you have many pairs?
Four sixes.
Pass.
Four sevens, pass again?
You've got trump cards.
A pair of twos, you lost four times and you lost twice.
You lost $64,000.
Counter attack, huh?
It's my late luck.
Oh no! What?
Right?
You must be a swindler!
Forget it, it is just a game.
Are you sick? You moron, you have to pay too.
Stop scolding at me, I am respected, you know?
I have had heart disease.
So what? You old buffer!
- You... - Niu...
Ain't I right?
Stop quarrelling, pay first.
You lost not more than $300,000.
You said you didn't like this game.
I thought you just loved small bet, I hate small bet.
It's easy to tell one's character on the gambling table.
You are a pain in the ass.
Thank you, when will we play again?
Dad, let's go.
Leave now, I won't see you again.
Cracker, we're leaving.
Poor you to have a son like him!
I don't know you guys!
Damn it! I am always respected, you know?
Gambling table?
I...
I've forgotten everything.
I feel sleepy, I am going to bed now.
Good night.
You've just made a lot of money, huh?
Well...
a bigger bet.
You are a swindler!
When I studied in the states,
the China Town.
Play card?
I can control every cards in my hands.
You are a swindler!
You think this is luck?
Gambling too.
I am the God of Gamblers.
You make me sick.
I haven't seen such a beautiful moon for ages.
When was the last time?
It was on the 15 of September, on my 10th birthday.
I was naughty.
My mom hit my ass...
...and said there was no gift for me.
She said if I turned good in the next year,
me to a place...
where merry go round and Ferris wheels were found.
Your mom lied to you.
Did you turn good?
Sure.
But my mom died.
I am sorry.
If she didn't die in the next year,
guess, would a flying machine come to pick me up?
Are you kidding?
Do you love to?
Yes, am I silly?
It's not really silly.
But I am always thinking something impossible.
You are so nice...
...something impossible may become possible one day.
Are you praising me?
True?
It's true.
Thank you for flattering me.
And thank you for kicking that scum away from me.
So, three thousand isn't enough.
What do you want?
I... prepare your bed now.
That's great.
Be rational...
Choi, you can't fall in love with such scum.
Charge up.
Boss, I've done what you told me.
You're great! Where did you find these things back?
I went to three homes of aged.
And I searched those wanderers' home too.
I am sorry that your porno magazines were all gone.
Those old men didn't want to pay them back.
Why do they need them?
They said it would make them piss better.
Forget it!
Look at here.
Stop playing, drop it please.
I thought Martha has taken it away!
Are my cheque books and cards ready?
Of course.
I've drawn ten thousand cash for you.
I don't need it now, I still have three thousand cash.
Did Fourteen something give you that?
What? Oh, you mean that girl from the 14th Village.
Her father is the village master of the 14th Village.
I see, you are making a living on women!
This is the first time I spent women's money.
It's really... interesting.
Are you in love with her?
Come on! What age is it now?
- Should we make love just after marriage? - Stupid!
Do you love her or her money?
This is not important...
...but whether she likes my money or me, it matters.
If I were you, I would have gone both ways together.
Did you kiss her or screw her first?
Why should I tell you?
Give me back the money.
I have never met a girl...
who fell in love with me...
...not because of my money.
Choi thinks I am a small potato.
I feel great!
What's the matter?
I think you are falling in love.
Men would become silly once or twice in his life.
But you are now cheating her.
Women don't mind men cheating her.
Most important of all, don't let her know.
You cheat her, it's because you love her.
If you don't like her, you won't even try to cheat her.
A break up.
It sounds good, so good luck to you.
Are you free?
Okay.
Me please.
I am a lawyer...
...just ask any managing staff to do it.
I've made up my mind.
I can't fire all people.
Sure.
Help me to recruit a staff please.
Just one?
One is more than enough to replace Helena.
You can just hire a part time girl.
How about paying her $1,300 a month?
Are you sick?
It's not enough to hire a maid.
You have never changed.
I enjoy this character!
Women give me money as I pretend to be poor.
Uncle.
It's a huge office.
Yes, it is.
Why no other people are around?
People?
I mean your staffs.
All staffs of Mr. Ma are elites.
They don't just stay in the office, they work outside too.
My name is Yam, I am Mr. Ma's lawyer.
Nice to meet you.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Uncle, why do you come here?
I just want to talk to you.
You want to date my daughter, I won't say no.
But...
What?
But I have something to tell you.
We are from a decent family.
I am a respectful master in our village.
So I want to meet your parents.
What?
I want to meet your parents.
I see. I mean it.
My parents were divorced, uncle.
Let me meet any of them.
Why not meet my dad?
Okay, when?
Are you crazy?
Your father came to me, I can't help!
Where is the office on the card?
That's my boss's office...
...luckily I was there.
It would be easily disclosed!
Not exactly!
My friend is a property agent.
Is renting.
The beverage!
I have got a friend who is a film producer.
He would book the film extras
...and props for me.
It would be expensive.
No, it won't be expensive, I'll pay for it, okay?
Keep promise.
I won't cheat.
Are there any men who never cheat?
I am one.
If you cheat me...
...I would beat you up.
Don't beat hardly, okay?
What are we doing next?
Let's go for a walk.
It's red light.
Choi, you are in deep trouble this time.
It's a big house, and so many film extras.
It will at least cost you 100 grand.
Richard said it's cost not more than three thousand.
I wish it was true.
If a man holds such a big party for me,
I would marry him at once.
I would kiss him and drag him to bed...
Stop dreaming!
If there is such a good man,
many mistresses.
You may be excluded from his women's party.
Seduce their man.
Choi, here comes Uncle Cracker.
Have a chat please.
All right.
Hi, Tom, are you married?
No.
Do you have any mistress?
I wish I have.
Well, consider me?
You asked me to come back...
...for meeting your girlfriend?
Really fall for.
So I asked your mom and her hubby to come along.
Really?
What a great party.
Tom said my father has come.
I am going out to receive him. All right
This is my dad, this is Choi.
- Hello! - Hi!
- Alexander. - Hi!
May I know how much Richard paid you?
No, I paid my travelling expense to come here.
No, I mean, how much is spent for...
...the film extras here?
What's that?
You speak English?
I graduated in the London University.
I got my master degree in the Harvard University.
Sure I speak English.
You must charge high.
I retired, I used to charge high.
Hong Kong is poor.
Even a master works as film extra.
Choi. Dad.
Let me introduce, this is my dad, Alex.
Uncle Cracker, this is Choi's dad.
Hello Ma.
Anything would do.
- Alex. - Hi, mom.
- This is my wife. - Hello!
How are you?
This is my husband.
This is my wife.
This is my husband.
I see, I always see polygamists.
This is so called polyandry.
My parents got divorced long long time ago.
This is my uncle, they've gone very well.
Any wine?
Over there, come on...
Richard, is this your girlfriend?
Yes.
Do you love painting?
Teach my mom.
You hire educated film extras...
...are their pay high?
I'll pay the bill, okay?
May I be excused?
Don't escape.
Never! I would never cheat you.
Want some wine?
This tastes good.
I just took it from the cupboard.
I hope you won't be caught.
I would do anything for you.
Don't be silly.
I am that silly.
May I be excused.
Cracker, what do you like?
I just like singing.
Me too.
What type of songs do you like?
Cantonese opera of course.
It doesn't fit me.
What song do you like?
Where has Tom gone?
Be gentle.
Tom, what are you doing here?
Nothing!
You two are doing...
Sure, the "Sweet Ferris Wheel" is a game for two.
You'd better care about your health.
Richard's daddy and Uncle Cracke... r
...are going to sing for us.
Please give them a big hand.
Bravo! It's great!
"In the 14th Village"
"The gentlemen are all handsome"
"The ladies are all sexy bombs"
"You'd love the 14th Village"
"Madam, granny and little girl"
"Do you want me to sing more songs?"
Encore!
Handsome looking"
"They love drinking wine and tea..."
Your father is enjoying so much.
He always loves re writing lyrics, what a funny guy.
"The shrimps have no chins..."
Want a dance?
Show time?
Uncle, let me send you home.
No, I want to sing...
Let me send you home.
Okay?
14th Village... No! I want to sing...
Why all the people disappear all of a sudden?
I think they have called it a day.
Well, let's leave this house too.
So early?
I wish everything is true. That would be wonderful.
How wonderful?
Forget it, let's pretend that it's true.
Brought me ill fate!
What is this?
"In the 14th Village... gentlemen are...
handsome looking..."
I have never met a girl...
who fell in love with me...
...not because of my money.
Choi thinks I am a small potato.
I feel great!
But you are now cheating her.
Women don't mind men cheating her.
Most important of all, don't let her know.
You cheat her, it's because you love her.
If you don't like her,
you won't even try to cheat her.
If you tell her the cruel fact,
it would end up a break up.
Bastard!
This is his house!
He has been cheating me.
He's got another girlfriend already.
Who are you?
My name is Martha, the woman Richard loves most.
So what?
Well, I come here to visit my ex-boyfriend.
I am missing him even though we've broken up.
But I think you would break up with him soon.
Is he rich?
Are you new?
Richard Ma, you know him?
In New York.
Don't you know him?
Saw him.
He was interviewed by Times...
...News Week and People.
Thank you.
Don't be happy, he is a mean person.
I don't think you can get any advantage from him.
Maybe, you would become his maid later.
He is so bad, why do you still follow him?
I love it.
I don't want those bitchy women to bother him.
Who do you mean bitchy?
You know it very well.
Repeat if you dare.
So what? I mean you!
Bitch! Oh no!
Freeze.
Come over here.
Who is she?
None of your business.
This is Choi, this is Martha.
You said you are not engaged.
I've just broken up with her.
I just moved out, I don't mean breaking up.
Now, I am back.
How can you go in and out as you wish,
this is not a motel!
Do you always visit motels?
It's common sense.
Do you want her or me?
Of course I want her.
Choi, got it?
I suffer this great pain for you,
it means I am serious.
Really?
Why do you have to hurt me?
It's the fault of that DV camera.
The DV camera?
You said women don't mind being cheated.
Let me tell you, I mind being cheated.
And I want to tell you a cruel fact.
Goodbye!
She is ridiculous! What does this mean?
Is Lawyer Yam there?
Sir, I don't know, it's 8 o'clock in the morning.
I don't think he would come back this early.
So why do you come back early?
I should come early for cleaning.
Tom.
You are hurting me.
Are you dead? Huh?
Tom...
No!
Who is it?
Why do you come this early?
I am here for you.
Don't come over.
Why not? Do I have shit on my body?
No...
I see!
Good morning.
Get dressed first.
I am sorry.
Stop looking! Hurry up...
Have your trousers on, you...
You are embarrassing me, pal.
Buddy, I am sorry!
I was too considerate to leave early last night.
Did you make it?
That caused shit this morning.
What? Is she sick?
Martha came early this morning.
That's good,
you can clear everything with her.
It's your fault!
You didn't turn off the DV camera.
Didn't I turn it off?
Choi watched everything I told you.
What a big trouble!
Where do you want me to start first? Head or dick?
Do I have a choice?
Choice?
No choice.
Choi has just called me.
What did she say?
She said, you two are bastards!
Do you need any medicine?
You've gone too far!
Have I gone too far?
This kind of girl is really precious.
You instead.
This kind of girls would be easily flattered.
Just leave this matter for few weeks.
It would be fine.
I am afraid I have no time.
Why?
Wait, this is your daddy.
- Are you kidding? - It's your daddy.
Fly to New York tonight? I can't make it, dad.
All right, see you tonight. Bye!
What?
In New York.
Then, go ahead.
How about Choi?
It's nine o'clock in the morning.
You can take the late flight to New York tonight.
It's enough?
Go now.
But I have to get changed first.
Is collapsing.
Just save some money in your pocket, you moron!
Do you have to lose your temper on the clients?
You refused all clients in this morning.
If the boss heard that, you would have been scolded.
I would answer back!
Choi, what do you suggest to buy in?
Better save your money for medical fee.
Boss.
Buy in requests.
So what? Worse comes to worst, I would resign.
You nuts! I always want to fire you.
You're fired now.
Of my way.
Why are you that fierce?
It's because she has got a great boyfriend.
Do you want more punches?
Would you please let me explain?
Shut up.
You should have attacked my mouth but not my eyes.
What are you two doing here?
Shut up!
Richard has to go back to New York tonight...
...give him a chance!
Should I give him a chance to fool me again?
Get lost.
Are you okay? Can you see?
Call the security guards, they are messing around.
How much is your company, I want to buy it.
Are you bluffing me?
Just tell me a price.
I am Lawyer Yam, this is Mr. Richard Ma.
Are you that Richard Ma
who majors in merging companies?
Correct.
Buy in if this company costs less than 200 million.
Do you mean it?
Let's have a cup of coffee first.
Do you have coffee?
Sure, come on...
Fong...
I didn't mean to fool you.
So what did you mean?
Mr. Richard Ma, the billionaire.
He was paid $3,000 by me to fool my dad.
What did that mean?
It's a misunderstanding and it's a kind of coincidence.
And I swear I really like you.
And there is so called pre destiny in between.
Fool me, right?
No, Martha cancelled all my cards.
Why did you sleep...
Why didn't you clear everything before going to bed?
Well, under such circumstances...
Men would just choose doing but not talking, right?
After that, you could have told me.
But men would choose sleeping.
Doing, sleeping, and then doing...
...you could save your breath then.
Yes, this is many people's usual practice.
So you want...
Behave yourself.
I am a man, I would not attack.
But usually women aren't no match for men.
Do you think so?
Mr. Yam, the price of $180 million is reasonable.
$180 million?
Fong.
What do you want?
Fong, what do you think?
$180 million, is it in Japanese Yen?
Japanese Yen?
Fong, we have always been good friends.
I always know you are smart and intelligent.
Lawyer Yam.
You're flattering me, I am just a nuts!
I didn't know how I could flirt with him that easily.
You are too smart...
You are too smart, baby!
Bravo!
Fong is a nice girl, well, make it $170 million.
She is worth more than $170 million.
And your company? Make it 90 million.
Deal, keep your promise, okay?
Fong, $90 million, what do you think?
Fong!
Where is Richard?
Call the ambulance.
It's shit!
I failed to make her forgive me, it's okay,
but it really hurts me for I was no match for her.
Are you sick?
Make it?
Mr. Ma...
What's wrong? Do you need a doctor?
No.
Okay?!
Are you all right?
Do you need medication?
No, thanks.
Mr. Ma, Lawyer Yam,
...are you going to buy my company?
It's dealed... They won't buy I
Choi asked you not to buy it.
I am sorry!
Chloroform.
Why didn't you keep your words?
Chloroform... How is Choi?
You're lucky, she promised to have dinner with you.
Thank God.
You can make it then.
Yes!
I've got to prepare something.
Why are you starring at me?
You look distracted,
it's funny!
I am not distracted.
What will you do when he comes?
It depends on him.
He wishes you to forgive him of course.
I can hardly do that.
Actually you want to do that.
No way!
If you don't want to forgive him,
you won't see him in this restaurant...
...such a memorial place.
And, you made a block booking in this restaurant.
It's really romantic.
I don't want to forgive him that easily.
Sure, Richard is nice,
Except he is a bit mean, right?
Right, he is not bad.
Dad, why do you come here?
My son in law asked me to ask for your forgiveness.
I haven't married him yet.
But I have already taken him as my son in law.
Uncle has nodded his head.
Just say yes, okay?
Where is that bastard?
I am here!
Bastard! It's tricky to ask my daddy to come along.
In fact, he is sincere enough.
Yes, he promised to build a park...
...in our village.
He can build a great amusement park too.
So you can play Ferris wheel together with him.
Say something.
Yes, it's true.
I want to piss.
- I'll go with you. - Let me accompany you.
Hurry up...
Your mom said, if you become good...
...a flying machine will come to pick you up.
It would bring you to a place where you will find.
...Merry go round, Ferris wheel and swings.
I can build a park in front of your house.
It's expensive, are you willing to waste money on it?
For you, I don't mind!
It's easy to say.
It's true!
Maybe I'll build blocks of...
...bungalows for your dad.
I don't want it.
Don't you think I am sincere enough?
Last forever.
Be frank, I have to go to New York tonight.
If you think I am that important to you,
you will go no where.
But I would lose a chance of making big money.
If we are really in love,
only love counts, money is meaningless to lovers.
You're right, but...
That is...
What? Banquet again?
Yes, lobsters sashimi, Japanese beef.
Same order as you had last time.
It costs another four thousand, right?
No, it just costs 88 thousand dollars.
What?
Your girl books our restaurant...
...exclusive for you two.
$88,000 is a...
...rather cheap price.
You've gone too far.
Money makes him lose control.
Why don't you rob in my pocket?
You're now talking to me.
But he is trying to rob me.
Don't you want to pay now?
That's right.
I really wanted to beat you last time.
Now, I would teach a sponger a lesson.
So I don't have to pay if I win, right?
Correct!
To hell with you!
Stop fighting!
Stop!
Stop fighting...
Stop!
I won, I don't have to pay!
She's gone.
Who has gone?
Your girlfriend has gone.
Choi has gone.
It's Choi.
Choi?
Go after her!
Check the bill!
I am a respectable person in the 14th village.
If you die, I will let you go without paying.
What did you say?
Tell me what I should do now?
What do you have in mind?
I have to hurry to the airport.
You'd better go back to New York first.
You're ill fated today.
It's my fault.
You know?
Let's go.
Take care.
Wait for me.
New York
Dr. Angel Lam, psychotherapist
I think I am a very bad person...
I am a scum.
Mr. Ma, you seem to hate yourself.
It's because of being mean.
I lost the girl I love most.
Can I get rid of this bad habit?
How much money do you have?
It's a complicated question.
Including stock and shares...
the rent I collect each year is around...
200 million, HK dollars.
200 million?
For the other business...
...it's hard to say, it may lose anyway.
Tell me the highest score in your business record.
Around 200 million, in US dollars.
For a girl, you want to get rid of your bad habit.
Do you think it's worth?
I don't know, it's just a risk.
First, I want you to understand one thing.
Money won't make you happy.
Feel happy.
Really?
Try to think, the money you have now...
if you don't speculate,
or you don't gamble,
You won't spend all pennies in your life, right?
I know.
Now, close your eyes.
Think how happy you are when spending money.
I just figure out how happy...
...I am when spending other's money.
The girl has left you already.
You have to forget her.
But why do I come for you?
Doctor?
Here I am, Mr. Ma.
Listen, from now on,
I am yours.
I will teach you the interest of spending money.
Never experienced.
This is my first time to...
...visit such a sexy doctor.
It's because you are a charming man.
But I am bad.
That's why I like you.
Bad men are sexy.
Something.
Face me, I am in front of you, okay?
Dr. Lam, are you...
Behave yourself please, Dr. Lam...
Dr. Lam...
Listen to me, I will cure you.
Help...
Relax... Dr. Lam...
Relax...
How can I relax now?
Listen to me, I can cure you.
Help...
Relax...
Doctor.
I was almost raped by a psychotherapist.
So I decided that
...I'd never tell anyone how much money I have.
More complicated.
I will stay few months in New York for this deal.
When I finish my job,
...I'm afraid Choi would fall for another one.
I really hope to see her again.
Three months later
I can't run...
Oh shit!
I am breathless.
You are really tough, huh?
After doing exercises, I will be exhausted,
asleep at once.
That's good for me.
But you haven't had any affairs in these months.
I can live without a man!
Should one die without love?
All good men are possessed already.
For those bastards? I am not interested at all.
I start to worry about you.
Worry about me? Do you think I'd fall for you?
This is not my concern.
I am bitchy, if you love me, just go ahead.
Mom, I rejected him last time.
I don't know whether it's right or wrong.
I don't know it at all.
Tomorrow is my birthday.
No one remembers to celebrate with me.
Am I really silly?
The chairman of HK Youth Foundation, Richard Ma,
Foundation
Edeck.
The lighting up ceremony for...
...the acquisition takes place today.
There are over 200 local and...
...overseas journalist attended the event.
He is now in New York...
The acquisition will increase...
...the share value of both companies by 30% .
How would he celebrate in New York?
- Ask the audiences... Call your friends...
- Ask the audiences. Call your friends.
- Call your friends. Fifty, fifty...
- Fifty, fifty. Fifty, fifty...
Good! You lost!
Today, Tom proposed to Chloroform,
they don't even remember my birthday.
Go on.
Forget it.
Do you mean it?
Come to my room tonight, then you can tell it.
Where would you go for honey moon?
If I don't have much money, we'll go to North Point.
If the stocks rise, then we'll go to France.
Happy birthday!
Miss, hasn't your boyfriend come with you?
He won't come.
If you see him...
...tell him that his right punch is really powerful
I really want to learn it from him.
I think I won't see him again.
Do you miss him?
Not really.
No? So, enjoy your food then.
Mom!
It's almost 12 o'clock.
My birthday is going to end.
Help me, help me to forget him.
It's really a hard time for me.
Dear audiences, the show you are watching now...
is a joint program by all TV stations.
This program is made specially for a birthday girl.
Her mother once said,
if she is good, on her birthday,
a place...
where there are merry go round and Ferris wheels.
I know she is really a good girl.
If she is now watching this program,
please step out of the door.
Choi!
My daughter!
Pretty woman!
Happy birthday!
Thank you.
It's from your best friend.
Where is he?
I am here!
Are you fooling me?
Do you have to punch me?
I didn't fool you, I am serious.
Let's go up.
Where are we going to?
Let's go to a place where merry go round is found.
Daughter, enjoy yourself.
Don't forget your rubber...
in the sky.
Sit properly.
Bye!
Enjoy yourself...
- Enjoy yourself... - Bye!
Buckle up!
- Take care... - Bye!
- Enjoy yourself. - Bye!
Do they have food?
You are not winning my forgiveness.
I don't mean it.
Anyway, I will never be that mean in future.
For any living expenses...
We'll buy anything you love.
Let's spend our holidays in Europe in summer.
And spend our holidays in Africa in Winter, okay?
No.
Why not?
You should give me all your money.
I'll be the boss.
It's nothing to me, well, may I kiss you now?
It's really high...