寇克斯先生？ Mr. Cox?
伙计们，我在找寇克斯 Guys, I need Cox.
两分钟后他就要上台了 可我找不到他 He goes on in two minutes and I can't find him.
寇克斯先生 Mr. Cox.
寇克斯先生？ Mr. Cox?
你得给他点时间，年轻人 You're gonna have to give him a moment, son.
杜威·寇克斯在演唱前 要好好回想自己的一生 Dewey Cox needs to think about his entire life before he plays.
阿拉巴马州 春莓镇 1946年
走吧，内特，我们去玩吧 Come on, Nate, let's go play.
不行，杜威，我还得练习 I can't, Dewey. I gotta practice.
不能总练个没完啊，内特 你已经很出色了 You can't practice all the time, Nate. You're already perfect.
好吧，杜威，我们去玩吧！ All right. Come on, Dewey, let's go play!
- 今天会成为最开心的日子！ - 耶！ - Today's gonna be the best day ever! - Yeah!
今天不会有坏事发生的 Ain't nothing horrible gonna happen today.
你长大后想干嘛，杜威？ What do you wanna be when you grow up, Dewey?
我不知道，以前从没想过 I don't know. Never really thunk about it before.
我长大后，要当个伟大的作曲家 When I grow up, I'm gonna be a great composer.
还要当一名职业棒球手 And a professional baseball player.
然后成为一名宇航员，飞向月球 Then I'm gonna be an astronaut, and I'm gonna go to the moon.
我要活很久，什么都想试试 There's nothing I won't do with this long, long life of mine.
那是一定的 For sure.
所以说年轻真好，有那么多时间做大事 That's what's great about being young. So much time to do great things.
我们去玩吧！ Let's go play!
轮到我了！ My turn!
抓到它了！我抓到它了！ I got him! I got him!
接着！ Catch!
来吧，胆小鬼！ Chicken!
我要和你决斗，先生 I challenge you to a duel, sir.
我不确定哎，内特 I don't know, Nate.
如果我们拿砍刀玩，爸爸会发飙的 You know how mad Pa gets when we play with his machetes.
少来了，耍耍大刀又没什么错 Come on. There's nothing wrong with a little machete-fighting.
现在，接招！ Now, en garde!
- 你投降嘛，先生？ - 绝不！ - Do you yield, sir? - Never!
等着见上帝吧 Prepare to meet your maker.
- 杜威！ - 内特！ - Dewey! - Nate!
我被砍成两半了！ I'm halved!
哦，我们当初应该听爸爸的话 Oh, we should've listened to Pa.
杜威，我被砍的很重 Dewey, I'm cut in half pretty bad.
如果我不行了 你就要争取双倍的成就… In case I don't make it, then you'll have to be double great...
…为了我们两个人 ...for the both of us.
哇，我压力好大啊，内特 Wow, that's a lot of pressure, Nate.
你能对付的，杜威，快走，去找爸爸！ You can handle it, Dewey. Now, run, get Pa!
真见鬼 Holy shit.
在被砍成两半的人里 他的情况属于很严重 This was a particularly bad case of somebody being cut in half.
我没法把他上半身… I was not able to reattach the top half of his body...
和他下半身缝在一起 ...to the bottom half of his body.
请说通俗点，大夫！ 我们又不是科学家 Speak English, doc! We ain't scientists.
我很抱歉，伙计，他不行了 I'm sorry, folks. He's gone.
哦不！ Oh, no!
哦，上帝 Oh, my God.
慈爱的上帝啊…哦，杜威 Dear God. Oh, Dewey.
都是你的错，杜威·寇克斯 It's all your fault, Dewey Cox.
爸爸，别这么说，不是他的错 Oh, Pa, you don't mean that. It's not his fault.
是他用砍刀把他劈成两半的 He cut him in half with a machete.
不 No.
就是你，你连内特的一半也比不上 You. You're not half the boy that Nate was.
甚至连内特剩下的上半身 You're not even half the boy that the top half of Nate was...
…的一半都比不上 ...after you cut him in half.
你的意思是… 我还不如内特的四分之一？ So you're saying I'm less than a quarter of the boy Nate was?
死的不该是那孩子 The wrong kid died.
妈，我闻不到味儿了 Ma, I can't smell anything.
你闻不到味儿了？ You can't smell anything?
我想我大概是失去嗅觉了 I think I lost my sense of smell.
你的嗅觉失灵了，儿子 You gone smell-blind, son.
事情会过去的，杜威 It'll pass, Dewey.
现在，去镇上小店买点黄油回来 Now, you run on down to the country store and get us some butter.
再买一支蜡烛 And a candle.
今晚点蜡烛过夜 We're gonna light us a candle tonight.
我是一个赌徒 I'm a gamblin' man
我到哪里都要赌 I gambled everywhere I go
主啊，我是一个赌徒 Lord, I'm a gamblin' man
我到哪里都要赌 Gambled everywhere I go
我是一个赌徒 I'm a gamblin' man
主啊，我从东赌到西… Lord, I gambled from door to door
我从没听过那样的音乐 I've never heard no music like that before.
太伤感了 It's so sad.
所以才叫蓝调(蓝色与忧郁同义)，孩子 That's why it's called the blues, boy.
我想给自己弹点蓝调 I think I'd like to play me some blues.
没见过一个6岁的孩子 能明白蓝调中的真意 Ain't no 6-year-old boy understand the true meaning of the blues.
我想也许我能 I reckon I might.
你会弹吉他？ You play the guitar?
以前从没弹过，但我学起来很快 Never have before. But I'm a real fast learner.
好吧，来试试看 Well, go ahead.
先把手指搁在这儿 手放在这儿，对了 You put your finger right up there. Place your hands here. That's it.
这是G调琴弦 That's the G chord.
现在用另一只手拨弦 Now hit the strings with your other hand.
- 对了 - 你上路了 - That's it. - There you go.
还不赖 That ain't bad.
我做了一件坏事 I done a bad thing
把我的哥哥砍死 Cut my brother in half
我做了件大坏事 I done a bad, bad thing
把我的哥哥砍死 Cut my brother in half
我妈妈她会哭的 My mama's gonna cry
可魔鬼他会笑的 Somewhere the devil's havin' a laugh
你的处女作还不错 It's not bad for your first time.
你能够成功的，杜威 你要争取双倍的成就 You can do it, Dewey. You'll be double great.
为了我们两个人 For the both of us.
春莓高中 1953年度才艺表演
杜威？ Dewey?
杜威 Dewey.
杜威？ Dewey?
妈妈，你终于来了！ Mama, you made it!
我最爱的14岁儿子在这儿啊 There's my favorite 14-year-old son.
哦别这样，现在不合适 别在大家面前这个样子 Oh, no. Come on, now. Not in front of the fellas.
孩子们，你们好 Howdy, boys.
你好，寇克斯太太 Howdy, Mrs. Cox.
我只想说，祝演出成功 I just wanted to say break a leg.
我知道你们要唱一支非常好的歌 I know you boys are gonna play a real good song.
哦，谢谢你，妈妈 Oh, thanks, Ma.
你吉他弹得这么棒，真为你骄傲 I'm just so proud you learned to play the guitar so good.
失去嗅觉也能弹这么棒… Without even having a sense of smell.
好了，妈妈 我学会了如何靠耳朵演奏 It's all right now, Mama. I learned how to play by ear.
快站上去，唱出你的心声 You just go out there and sing your heart out.
我会的，妈妈 I will, Mama.
我们为啥要来看高中才艺表演 I don't know what we're doing here at this high school talent show.
我们是来看儿子的，所以才在这儿 We're here to see our boy, that's what we're doing here.
你还好么，夫人？ You all right, ma'am?
我没事 I'm fine.
只是又有点眩晕 Just my vertigo acting up again.
- 什么是眩晕？ - 就是一点点头昏脑胀 - What's vertigo? - Just a little dizziness is all.
一点点头昏，不会有大碍的 Ain't nothing terrible ever came from no dizziness.
测试，测试 Testing, testing.
小龙虾，小龙虾 Crawdad, crawdad.
各位好，欢迎来到年度才艺表演 Hello, everybody. Welcome to the annual talent show.
我们今天的开场表演是杂技才艺秀 表演者：强尼·麦格劳 We're gonna get this going here with the juggling talents of Johnny McGraw.
- 让我们怎么接得上啊？ - 迪莱勒·蒙哥马利 - How we gonna follow that? - Delilah Montgomery.
- 迪莱勒·蒙哥马利 - 非常好！ - Delilah Montgomery. - Very nice!
现在由二年级生杜威·寇克斯 为大家演唱一首歌 And now sophomore Dewey Cox is gonna sing us a song.
好了，女士们先死们… So, ladies and germs...
我知道，我故意的 I know, I know.
请欢迎杜威·寇克斯和他的四人乐队 Please welcome Dewey Cox and the Dewey Cox Four.
嗨，我叫杜威·寇克斯 Hi. My name's Dewey Cox.
我写的这首小歌，名字叫“抓住我的手” And this is a little song I wrote called "Take My Hand."
希望各位喜欢 I sure hope you like it.
死的不该是那孩子，真见鬼 The wrong kid died, goddamn it.
- 抓 - 抓，抓住 - Take - Take, take
抓住我的手 Take my hand
走过公园的尽头 We're gonna walk through the park
我要带你回家，在黄昏后 I promise to have you Home before dark
回家，在黄昏后 Home before dark
哦，生活多么温柔 Oh, life would be so sweet
和你一起沿着大街走 Walking with you down the street
这音乐太暴力了！ This music is an outrage!
过来抓住我的手 Come on and take my hand
这是魔鬼的音乐！ It's the devil's music!
如果你害羞，请别不自在 It's all right if you're coy
我只是个男孩 After all I'm a boy
而你是个女孩 And you're a girl
也许你会猜不透 But make no mistake
我只想抓你的手 Yours is the hand I want to take
所以请你 So please
所以请你，请你来 So please, please
抓住我的手 Take my hand
去死吧！ You're going to hell!
亵神的家伙！ Blasphemer!
够了，我要你滚出这间屋子，小子 That's it. I want you out of this house, boy.
- 爸爸！ - 你知道神父说了什么 - Pa! - You heard the preacher.
你认为我们不知道你在说什么？ You think we don't know what you're talking about...
当你唱“抓住我的手”的时候？ ...when you say "take my hand"?
什么？不过是抓抓手嘛 What? It's about holding hands.
看好自己的嘴吧 You watch your mouth.
你知道谁长着双手？是魔鬼 You know who's got hands? The devil.
他用双手抓走灵魂 And he uses them for holding.
在我屋子里，没有给小魔鬼住的房间 I ain't got no room in my house for no devil's spawn.
你当心点，也许下一句话 就会让你后悔一辈子 Be careful. Before you say something you regret for the rest of your days.
什么样的话？ 类似“死的不该是那孩子”这样的话？ Like what? Like "the wrong kid died"?
哦，不！不！ Oh, no! No!
好了，好了，妈妈，别叫唤了 It's okay. It's okay, Mama, settle down.
爸爸说得对 Pa's right.
春莓镇太小，已经容不下我了 Springberry ain't big enough for me no more.
我觉得现在该让杜威·寇克斯 出去闯荡一番了 I reckon it's time for Dewey Cox to move on.
但你只有14岁 But you're only 14.
妈妈，我爱你 Mama, I love you.
但我已经不需要别人了 But I don't need nobody.
我只需要音乐就够了 All I need is my music.
今天我认清了自己要走的路 我决定沿着这条路走下去 I seen my path today, and I'm gonna take it.
总有一天，我会推出自己的传世之作 And someday, I'll make my masterpiece...
到时候你们都会为我骄傲的 ...and you'll all be proud of me.
就像你从前为内特骄傲那样 Just like you were of Nate.
我能跟你走么，杜威？ Can I come, Dewey?
当然啦，伊迪丝，你是我的女朋友 Of course you can, Edith. You're my girlfriend.
- 我是嘛？ - 是啊，傻姑娘 - I am? - Yeah, silly.
你在观众席上，我用手指着你唱情歌 I pointed at you in the audience.
听见没有？我是杜威的12岁女友！ Did you hear that? I'm Dewey's 12-year-old girlfriend!
你是我一生中见过的最有才华的人 You're the most talented man I've ever seen in my whole life.
我给不了你别的东西 只有无条件的爱和支持 And you will never get anything but love and support from me...
用我一生，支撑你和你的梦 ...for you and your dreams the rest of my life.
好了，快走，从这屋子里滚蛋 Well, then, go on. Get out of this house.
趁我还没把你的梦想砍成两半 就像当时你对我做过的 Before I cut your dreams in half like you cut mine in half.
再见了，爸爸 Goodbye, Pa.
总有一天你会明白 你今天都做了什么 Just wait till you see what happens now.
一起来吧 Here we go.
爸妈离开了家，孩子们笑哈哈 Ma and Pa leave home All the kids get glad
我们的屋子开始乱晃啦 You know our house's Gonna jump like mad
让我们跳上去，孩子们 然后再跳下 We're gonna jump, li'I children, jump
让我们跳上去，孩子们 爸妈不在家 We're gonna jump, li'I children Mama and Papa's gone
让我们跳啊，跳啊，跳啊 跳啊，跳啊，跳啊 Let's jump, jump, jump Jump, jump, jump
跳啊，跳啊，跳啊 跳啊，跳啊，跳啊 Jump, jump, jump Jump, jump, jump
让我们跳吧，孩子们 爸妈不在家 We're gonna jump, li'I children Mama and Papa's gone
弹啊，老爹！ Play it for me, daddy!
那边的春色好美啊 That's a sexy look right there.
哦，我喜欢，我好喜欢 Oh, I like it, I like it.
让我们跳啊，跳啊，跳啊 跳啊，跳啊，跳啊 Let's jump, jump, jump Jump, jump, jump
跳啊，跳啊，跳啊 跳啊，跳啊，跳啊 Jump, jump, jump Jump, jump, jump
让我们跳吧，孩子们 爸妈不在家 We're gonna jump, li'I children Mama and Papa's gone
你知道我的意思 You know what I'm saying.
让我们跳吧，孩子们 爸妈不在家 We're gonna jump, li'I children Mama and Papa's gone
带个人回去吧，伙计们 Let's take them home, fellas.
让我们跳吧，孩子们 爸妈不在家 We're gonna jump, li'I children Mama and Papa's gone
耶，宝贝，绕紧了别松开 Yeah, baby. Wrap it up right there.
今晚我要把他们中的一个带回家 I'm gonna take one of them home tonight.
我叫鲍比·沙迪，后面是坏男人组合 My name is Bobby Shad and these are the Bad Men.
先休息一下，然后马上回来… We gonna take a break, then we be right back...
大家一起跳个通宵！ ...to rock till the morning light, all right?
沙迪先生！ 沙迪先生！ 哇哦，刚才你们太棒了 Mr. Shad! Mr. Shad! Wow, that was really great.
嘿，我会弹点吉他 如果你们有需要… Hey, I play a little guitar. If you ever need...
- 杜威！ - 什么事，先生？ - Dewey! - Yes, sir?
我付你钱让你拖地板 不是让你来骚扰乐队 I pay you to mop, not bother the band.
我的顾客要在这上面跳热舞 地板必须擦干净才好办事！ My customers come to dance erotically, and they need a clean floor to do it on!
你不干活，我就找愿干的人来 Do your job or I'll find somebody who will.
是，先生 Yes, sir.
…寂寞的蓝调 Lonesome blues
杜威，能不能别吵吵？ 我正在喂你的孩子！ Dewey, will you cut out that racket? I'm trying to feed your child!
如果我不练习，怎能成为音乐大师？ How am I supposed to make it as a famous musician if I don't practice?
能不能不说音乐的事了？ Will you stop talking about that music?
但这是我的梦想，亲爱的 But it's my dream, baby.
我听你谈梦想听得都烦了，杜威·寇克斯 I am tired of hearing about your dreams, Dewey Cox.
你是个自私的混蛋 You are a selfish dickhole.
爸爸说，如果我们搬回去住 他可以帮你在屠宰场找份工 Daddy said if we move home, he could give you a job at the slaughterhouse.
你能有一份正当的职业 You can make an honest living.
不用再缩着脖子装孙子 过着失败者的日子 Wouldn't have to hang your head in shame, walking around like a failure.
我才15，又养老婆又带孩子 现在这样已经算混得不错了 I think I'm doing okay for a 15-year-old with a wife and a baby.
但是，甜心… But, sweetheart...
我想你会喜欢在屠宰场为我爸工作的 ...I thought you liked working at the slaughterhouse for my daddy.
我喜欢 I did.
你这方面真的很有天赋 You got a real talent for this, boy.
总有一天，这一切都是你的 Someday this is all gonna be yours.
虽然我喜欢那份工，但伊迪丝 我想要的不仅仅是那个 It's just, as much as I loved it, Edith, I want more than that.
但是，没有一个音乐家会赚钱的 Ain't no musician ever made no money, Dewey.
你说什么？当然有了，还有很多 What? Of course they do. Plenty of them do.
说一个听听 Name one.
- 史林·惠特曼 - 这个史林·惠特曼是他妈谁啊？ - Slim Whitman. - Who the hell is Slim Whitman?
好吧，换一个，弗兰克·辛纳屈 All right, Frank Sinatra.
这个弗兰克·辛纳屈又是他妈谁啊？ Who the hell is Frank Sinatra?
伊迪丝，我现在开始觉得… Edith, I am starting to think...
可能你不相信我的能力 ...that maybe you don't believe in me.
我当然相信你的能力 I do believe in you.
但我知道你会失败的 I just know you're gonna fail.
- 你在说什么啊，伊迪丝？ - 我的梦想怎么办？ - What are you talking about, Edith? - What about my dreams?
伊迪丝，你听着，我不可能 为你建一座糖果房子！ Edith, I told you, I can't build you a candy house!
那房子会塌的！太阳会把糖果晒化的！ 根本建不成！ It will fall down! The sun will melt the candy! It won't work!
如果不下雨，房子就不会倒 It will if it never rains.
杜威，你得放弃你的梦想 Dewey, you have got to give up your dream.
梦想无法变成现实 Dreams don't come true.
我会把我的梦想变成现实 I am gonna make this dream come true.
没人说这是件容易的事 Nobody ever said it's gonna be easy.
这很艰难 It's hard.
要爬上山顶并不简单 It ain't easy to walk to the top of a mountain.
有很长很艰险的路要走 It's a long, hard walk.
路上崎岖不平 It's a rocky road.
但我要向前迈进 But I plan on walking.
对了，我要向前行 Oh, I'm gonna walk.
艰难前行 Hard.
我将艰难前行 I will walk hard.
艰难前行… Walk hard.
今晚我宾客盈门 I got a full house coming tonight.
如果鲍比·沙迪不能演出 我只能找能演的人来演了 If Bobby Shad can't play I need to find someone who can.
我没问题，我能带病上场 I'm fine. I can play through the pain.
我劝你最好想想清楚 打完房东又得喉炎，还想唱歌？ Should've thought before you punched your landlord and got laryngitis.
我想今儿晚上将不会有音乐了 I guess there's no music tonight.
可人们来这儿是来跳热舞的！ Bullhickey! People come here to dance erotically!
如果没有音乐，夜总会就得关张了 I ain't got no music, I ain't got no nightclub.
请原谅 Excuse me.
我会弹一点 I play a little.
我不知该怎么开口，孩子 I don't know how to tell you this, boy.
你是白人，观众会把你撕碎的 You're white. This crowd will eat you alive.
我每个晚上都看沙迪先生的表演 所有的歌我都熟悉 I been watching Mr. Shad every night. I know all the songs.
保证演出原汁原味 It'll be the same show.
就和真的鲍比·沙迪与坏男人搭档 一模一样，只是今晚换成了我 It'll be just like Bobby Shad and the Bad Men, only it'll be me tonight.
太胡来了 This is crazy.
但我也没有别的选择 But I ain't got no other choice.
我不想给你什么压力，孩子 I don't mean to put more pressure on you, boy.
可刚才来了一帮人，是唱片公司的 The suits from the record company just got here.
哦，没问题 Oh, okay.
怕不怕？ Scared?
- 有一点 - 哦，这是正常反应 - A little. - Well, you should be.
那些犹太人控制了演艺圈 Those Jews control show business.
就照着鲍比的样子，好好演 Just lay it down exactly like Bobby does.
晚上好，我们是鲍比·沙迪和坏男人组合 我是杜威·寇克斯 Good evening. We're Bobby Shad and the Bad Men. I'm Dewey Cox.
鲍比·沙迪今晚无法到场 因此我将代他为各位表演 Bobby Shad couldn't be here tonight so I'm gonna do his show for you.
希望你们喜欢 And I hope you enjoy it.
我们要演唱的第一首歌是… This first song we're fitting to do is...
呃，是一首关于… Well, it's about...
当你的女人逮到你的时候… It's about when your woman catches you.
你知道，她逮到你在城里四处寻欢… You know, she catches you running around town...
你在寻找各式各样别的女人 ...getting into all kinds of strange.
这家伙不考虑台下观众的肤色 This is racially insensitive.
她说：“小样儿，快把你那 又懒又贱的黑屁股给我挪出来” And she says, "Son, get your lazy, two-timing, Negro ass up out of here."
- 你就对她讲： - 你听见没？他要干嘛？ - And you say to her: - What's he doing? You see that?
你得爱你的黑老伴 You got to love your Negro man
你得爱啊你得爱 You got to love, love
- 他在唱“黑老伴”？ - 他是在唱“黑老伴” - Is he playing "Negro Man"? - He is playing "Negro Man."
他在唱“黑老伴” He's playing "Negro Man."
从一大早到三更半 From early in the morning Till late at night
我爱你的大肉弹，何不让我解解馋 You know I love your apples Let me take a bite
你得爱你的黑老伴 You got to love your Negro man
你得爱爱爱啊你得爱 You got to love, love, love, love, love
你的黑老伴 Your Negro man
耶，接着唱啊，杜威 Yeah, come on, Dewey.
我知道我很欠扁，那样做我很抱歉 I know I treat you wrong And that ain't right
让我把歉意伸到你里面 然后你就会感觉好一点 Let me put it on you, mama And you'll feel all right
你得爱你的黑老伴 You got to love your Negro man
你得爱爱爱啊你得爱 You got to love, love, love, love, love
你的黑老伴 Your Negro man
看见没，这就是我所说的 赢得一致好评 Now, that's what I call winning over an audience.
唱啊，杜威，唱下去 Go, Dewey, go.
你今晚的表演我很喜欢 你有没有出过唱片？ I like what you did out there tonight. Have you ever made a recording?
哦，乐罕先生，帽子套服先生 那一直是我的梦想 Oh, Mr. L'Chaim, Mr. Mazeltov, that's been my dream.
他不是你们要找的人，我才是 He's not the one you want. I'm the one you want.
- 我认为他是我们要找的人 - 他有他的优点 - I think he's the one we want. - He's got a nice thing.
他唱奏俱佳，摇起屁屁来也很好看 He's not bad with the singing and the playing and the shaking of the tochis.
凭你的本事，能在这个重要的时代里 大获成功 I think you've got what it takes to make it in the big time.
这个重要的时代？ The big time?
当月亮映入你的眼袋，好像一个大比萨派 When the moon hits your eye Like a big pizza pie
哦，那就是爱 That's amore
当整个世界开始亮起来 When the world seems to shine
这他妈是什么歌？ What the hell is this?
比萨派，什么东西藏进了比萨派？ Pizza pie. What's in a pizza pie?
电话开始响，叮铃铃的响，叮铃铃的响 Bells will ring Ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
你会跟着唱 "Vita bella" And you'll sing "Vita bella"
心脏开始跳，扑腾扑腾跳 Hearts will play Tippy-tippy-tay
神啊，我受不了了 Please, I can't anymore.
我也想这么说 That's what I was gonna say.
- 那就是爱… - 爱…… - That's amore - Amore
那就是爱 That is amore
好了，请停一下，别唱了 不许再唱了！ All right. Hold, please. Stop that. Stop your singing!
马上给我停下，年轻人！ Stop your singing this instant, young man!
我不允许在我的录音室里唱这种歌！ I will not have this in my studio!
真是太可怕太可怕了… That's just a terrible, terrible...
好可怕好可怕的“那就是爱” ...terrible, terrible "That's Amore."
是不是我们选歌选错了？ Maybe it was a wrong song choice?
如果我能演唱自己的作品 我想你们一定会非常喜欢 If you just let me play one of my songs, I think you'll like it a whole lot better.
你已经彻底失败了，结束了 You have failed conclusively. It's over.
你做什么都无法挽回了 And there is nothing that you can do...
用什么都无法弥补… ...here in this room that can turn that around.
你刚才唱歌时给我留下的 那种好可怕好可怕的印象 Nothing you can do that can make up for what you did to "That's Amore."
- 但是，我妈妈很喜欢那首歌 - 你妈妈她错了 - Well, my mother liked it a whole lot. - Your mother was wrong.
我本以为自己这次会大开眼界 I was willing to open my mind...
因为这些犹太绅士带了你过来 ...because these Jewish gentlemen brought you in here.
他们的品味通常不错 They usually have good taste.
你现在站在我面前 还假装自己会唱歌 And now here you are in front of me pretending you can sing.
我今天不得不说… And I have to say that today...
你的演出，极大地动摇了 我对犹太人民的信心 ...your performance has shaken my belief in the Jewish people.
那么，我现在最想做的事情就是… Well, there's nothing I would like more, sir...
让您恢复对犹太的信心 如果您肯让我再试一次 ...than to restore your faith in Judaism, if you could just give me that shot.
我警告你，你已经摔得很惨了… But I'll tell you, you have failed so far...
如果你真能好好唱一支歌… ...and if somehow you are able to sing a song now...
将这些你没见过的年轻人捏成一团… ...bringing these boys together you haven't even met...
拿点新颖又有特色的东西出来… ...and make something so personal, so new...
让整个世界都注意到你….. ...that the whole world takes notice...
那样的话，你的人生就会彻底改变 ...and that your life is never the same again...
但我现在明确告诉你 我认为这不可能发生 But I'm telling you right now, I don't think it's going to happen.
等等，等等，既然都到了这份上 情况还能糟到哪儿去？ Wait, wait, wait. We're here already. What could it possibly hurt?
乐罕，看在你份上，我答应 但只加一首歌 L'Chaim, I'll do it for you. But just one more song.
好的 All right.
好吧，孩子，我再给你15秒机会 All right, son. I'm gonna give you 15 more seconds.
谢谢您，先生，您不会后悔的 Thank you, sir. I hope you won't regret it.
杜威，我们没练过这首歌 Dewey, we don't know this song.
跟着我就行 You just follow me.
我不知道… I don't know.
艰难前行 Walk hard
前行 Hard
艰难前行？ Walk hard?
生活的路崎岖不平 Down life's rocky road
勇敢迈进 Walk bold
迈进 Hard
这是我的信义 That's my creed
我的标记 My code
我受过轻蔑诽谤，也曾遭人嘲奚 I been scorned and slandered And ridiculed too
每天我都得努力维持生计 Had to struggle every day My whole life through
见过这世界最严酷的压力 Seen my share of the worst That the world can give
但我依然有梦，生存热情不熄 But I still got a dream And a burnin' rage to live
艰难前行 Walk hard
前行 Hard
下面是全美最新打榜金曲“艰难前行” Here is America's new hit song "Walk Hard"...
35分钟前刚刚录制完成，歌手是： 杜威·寇克斯！ ...recorded just 35 minutes ago by Dewey Cox.
前行 Hard
虽然他们都在说 Though they say
说你能活就不错 You're not the one
人言句句扎你心 Even if you've been told Time and time again
你只会输来不会赢 That you're always gonna lose And never gonna win
你得留自己一个梦 You gotta keep that vision In your mind's eye
当你站上了山顶峰 When you're standin' on top Of a mountain high
他走得好艰辛… He walks so hard.
我走的如何，各位？ How do I walk, boys?
前行… Hard
在弥留时我遇见了主 When I meet my maker On my dying day
看清他后，我告诉主 I'm gonna look him in the eye And by God, I'll say
我做到了，还挺幸福 I gave my word And my word was good
勇敢面对，艰难走路 I took it in the face And I walked as hard as I could
哦，你好啊，亲爱的矮个子 Oh, hey, Shorty. Hello, my darling.
我今天在新泽西的马戏团唱了首歌 I sang a song at a circus in New Jersey.
他们说：“我们愿付你5千美元” They said, "We'll give you 5 grand."
我说：“用不着给那么多 给我那只长颈鹿就行了” I said, "No, you won't. You'll give me that giraffe."
- 他们就照办了，送了只长颈鹿给我 - 真是好漂亮的长颈鹿啊 - And they did. They gave it right to me. - That is one beautiful giraffe.
谢谢 Thank you.
只不过几周时间，伊迪丝 It'll just be a few weeks, Edith.
那谁来帮我带孩子？ Who's gonna help me take care of the children?
杜威，你必须放弃这个梦想 Dewey, you have got to give up this dream.
你不会梦想成真的，趁早放弃吧，杜威 You're never gonna make it. Give it up, Dewey.
你究竟在说什么？我有一首单曲 在电台排行榜里拿了冠军 What are you talking about? I got a number one hit on the radio.
我为那些喜欢我的人演唱歌曲 I'm playing my music for people who wanna hear me.
这些都是我们一直以来的梦想，伊迪丝 It's everything we always wanted, Edith.
我再也见不到你了 孩子们再也见不到你了 I never get to see you anymore. Your kids never get to see you.
我不知该怎么跟你讲 I don't know how to tell you this.
我总会错过一些事情的，你得理解 I'm gonna miss some things, okay?
我会错过几次生日聚会，几次洗礼 I'm gonna miss some birthdays and some christenings.
还会错过几次出生，没了 I'm gonna miss some births, period.
每次你生小孩，都要我在旁边 这种想法是不现实的 Unrealistic to think I'm gonna be here every time you have a baby.
难道你不快乐嘛？ 你有一幢美丽的新房子 But aren't you happy? You have a beautiful new home.
还有那么多漂亮的新衣服 有你的猴子和长颈鹿作伴 All your fancy new clothes and your monkey and your giraffe.
看看，你究竟还要什么？ Look, what else you need?
要不要给你弄一只…会讲人话的八哥？ How about I get you a crow that could talk?
我会教他说我的话： “早上好，亲爱的” And I'll teach him phrases that I say. "Good morning, honey."
- 只是会带点八哥的口音 - 我不在乎什么奇怪的宠物！ - But it'll be a little crow talking. - This ain't about no exotic pets!
我在乎的是爱，你这蠢大便 It's about love, you stupid piece of shit.
- 杜威… - 伊迪丝！ - Dewey. - Edith!
别躲到浴室里去 Don't you go in the bathroom.
伊迪丝，求你了 Edith, please.
妈妈说，路上有很多坏人 Mama said there's a lot of evil on the road.
尽是些诱惑 Temptations.
他们会让男人干坏事的 They'll make a man do evil things.
伊迪丝，太可笑了 这就是你不爽的原因？ Edith, that is ridiculous. Is that what this is all about?
外面根本没有什么坏人 There ain't no evil out there.
好了，别闹了，我的小蛋糕 快把门打开吧 Come on, now, cupcake, open the door.
伊迪丝 Edith.
我最最美丽的天使啊 My beautiful, beautiful, beautiful angel.
你知道我有多么的爱你 You know how much I love you.
我爱你，还有这快速壮大的家庭… You and this fast-growing family of ours...
你们是我唯一在意的东西 ...is the only thing that matters to me.
你明白没有？ You understand that?
靠，如果我的生活没有你 那生活就等于零 Heck, life without you would be like no life at all.
那生活就等于零… Like no life at all.
铅笔，铅笔在哪儿？ Where's a pencil? Where's a pencil?
杜威！ Dewey!
你好，宝贝！ Hello, baby!
是，我就是大个子波普 Yeah, this is the Big Bopper speaking.
哦，你嘴真甜 Oh, you sweet thing.
问我干嘛？ Do I what?
要我干嘛？ Will I what?
哦，宝贝，你知道我喜欢干嘛的 Oh, baby, you know what I like.
俏皮的裙边，漂亮的小脸 还有一条马尾辫… Chantilly lace and a pretty face And a ponytail
让我们怎么接得上啊？ How are we supposed to follow that?
别担心，杜威，你会唱得很棒的 Don't worry, Dewey, you'll do great.
- 谢谢你，巴迪·霍利 - 如果你接不上，我会来救场的 - Thanks, Buddy Holly. - Lf you don't, I'll pick it back up.
- 所以你不用担心 - 哦，谢谢你 - You got nothing to worry about. - Oh, thank you.
我真的很喜欢你那首“艰难前行” I really like that "Walk Hard" song.
哦，谢谢 Oh, thanks.
我喜欢那首“佩姬·苏” 巴迪·霍利的歌里，我最喜欢这首 I like that "Peggy Sue" song. It's my favorite Buddy Holly song.
杜威，谢谢，那是我的得意之作 Thanks, Dewey. I'm awful proud of that one.
巴迪·霍利，我好紧张啊，老兄 Man, I'm awful nervous, Buddy Holly.
杜威，你一定没问题的 否则我的名字就倒过来写 Dewey, you'll be fine, or my name's not Buddy Holly.
嘿两位，计划有变 埃尔维斯想早点离场，他饿坏了 Change of plans. Elvis wants to get out of here early. He's hungry.
我们换一换顺序，大个子波普后面 让巴迪·霍利上 We'll change the order. After the Big Bopper, it's Buddy Holly...
然后是埃尔维斯 最后是你，杜威·寇克斯 ...then Elvis Presley, and then you, Dewey Cox.
这么说来，先是大个子波普… So it's the Big Bopper...
然后是巴迪·霍利… ...and then Buddy Holly...
然后是猫王，最后是我喽？ ...and then Elvis Presley, and then me?
没错，仅限今晚 Yeah. Just for tonight.
那什么，我很高兴能来这里 Well, I'm just happy to be here.
我来干嘛？ What am I doing?
我根本没法接在猫王后面唱 I ain't good enough to follow Elvis.
你在说什么呀，杜威？ What are you talking about, Dewey?
内特…内特，是你么？ Nate. Nate, is that you?
你能行的，杜威，我知道你行 You can do it, Dewey. I know you can.
因为我是你哥哥，我相信你 I know because I'm your brother, and I believe in you.
但是，靠，没人能接在猫王后面唱 But, hell, ain't nobody can follow Elvis.
- 等等，你刚才说猫王？ - 没错 - Wait, did you say Elvis? - Yeah.
埃尔维斯·普雷斯利？那个摇滚之王？ Elvis Presley? The King of Rock 'n' Roll?
是的，埃尔维斯·普雷斯利 Yeah, Elvis Presley.
他有九首冠军单曲 He has nine number one hits.
内特，这我明白 Nate, I understand that.
他有五千万歌迷 He has 50 million fans.
我知道，所以我才会吓得逃到外面 I'm aware of that, Nate. That's why I'm out here.
我遇到危机了 I'm having a crisis.
真见了邪鬼了 Holy shit.
杜威！猫王加演的最后一支歌 就要结束了，你准备好了没？ Dewey! The big fella's on his final encore. Are you ready?
是的，我准备好了 Yeah. I'm ready.
埃尔维斯！ Elvis!
女士们 Ladies.
该死的，猫王 你没必要给她们火上浇油啊 Dang, Elvis Presley, you didn't have to rile them up like that.
什么，你说？ What, now?
- 没有，我是… - 抱歉，你说什么？ - No, I'm... - Excuse me, what?
我只是说，接着是我们上，所以… I'm just saying, we gotta follow that and...
当你成了国王，有时候你得全力以赴 这是情非得已 Well, sometimes you have to go all out when you're the King.
因为只有一个人能坐国王之位 Because there's only one man who's the King.
神选中他，亲手提拔他 God picks him, hand-plucks him.
某个晚上，神在巡视过 万千万千万万千众生之后… One night, God looked down at all the millions and millions of people, man...
选出了最棒的那一个，那个人就是我 ...and he decided which one was the best, and it was me.
他把我从万千万千万万千的人中 提拔了出来 He plucked me from all those millions and millions of people, man.
- 是吗 - 现在，听听这个 - Yeah. - Listen to this, right now.
你得明白两件事 第一：我是国王；第二么… There's two things you need to know. I'm the King. And number two is:
当心，老兄！看见刚才那招没有 看没看清楚？ Look out, man! Look at that coming at you. You see that?
这叫空手道，只有两种人会 It's called karate and only two kinds of people know it.
中国人，还有国王 The Chinese and the King.
我就是其中的一个 And one of them is me.
你是国王 You're the King.
在孟菲斯，他们会要一点点蜂蜜 再加一点点金龟子… On to Memphis, they want a nice little honey and a little bit of June bug.
- 是么？ - 是啊… - Yeah? - Yeah...
得了，老兄… Come on, man...
当心，老兄！ Look out, man!
那谢了，埃尔维斯 Well, thanks, Elvis.
走吧，快点 Let's go. Come on, mama.
他嘟嘟囔囔的在说些什么啊？ What the fuck was he talking about?
各位还好么？我叫杜威·寇克斯 How y'all doing? My name's Dewey Cox.
还有…那什么，看来今天 我得先证明一把自己了 And, well, looks like I got some proving myself to do.
山姆… Sam.
艰难前行 Walk hard
前行 Hard
生活的路崎岖不平 Down life's rocky road
哇哦，各位演出很精彩 Wow, great playing, boys.
姑娘们都喜欢你，杜威 The fillies love you, Dewey.
如果不是已婚，又有几分自知 我真不知自己会干出些什么 If I wasn't married with a good head on my shoulders, I don't know what I'd do.
你得回台上去，观众们快疯了 You gotta get back out there. They are going crazy.
让我先拿点水洗把脸，马上回来 Let me splash some water on my face.
好的，快点！ Okay. Hurry up!
天哪，那简直要爆炸了 Golly, that rock 'n' roll.
- 快出去，杜威 - 你们几个在这儿干嘛？ - Get out of here, Dewey. - What are y'all doing in here?
我们在抽大麻烟，你别掺和进来 We're smoking reefer, and you don't want no part of this shit.
你们在抽大麻烟？ You're smoking reefers?
当然啦，你闻不出来？ Of course we are. Can't you smell it?
没有，山姆，我没法闻出来 No, Sam, I can't.
来吧，杜威，加入我们的聚会 Come on, Dewey, join the party.
不，杜威，你不会想要这玩意儿的 快出去吧！ No, Dewey, you don't want this. Get out of here!
我不想来场宿醉，我受不了宿醉 I don't want no hangover. I can't get no hangover.
这不会让你宿醉的 It doesn't give you a hangover.
这东西会让我上瘾么？ Will I get addicted to it or something?
这东西不会上瘾 It's not habit-forming.
哦，那好，那么… Oh, okay, well...
我不知道，我可不想用药过量 I don't know. I don't wanna overdose on it.
用药过量，根本不可能 You can't OD on it.
这东西不会让我想做爱吧？ It's not gonna make me wanna have sex, is it?
它会让做爱变得更加美妙 It makes sex even better.
听上去是种奢侈品啊 Sounds kind of expensive.
这是市面上最廉价的毒品了 It's the cheapest drug there is.
你不会想尝一口的 You don't want it.
我想我蛮乐意尝尝看的 I think I kind of want it.
好吧，就此一次下不为例 快进来 Okay, but just this once. Come on in.
- 我该怎么做？ - 像这样 - What do I do? - Like this.
哦，天哪 Oh, my.
嘿，听着，伙计们，我想唱一首歌 是为一位特别的女士所写的 Hey, listen, folks. I'd like to play a song I wrote for a very special lady.
她就是：杜威·寇克斯太太 I'm talking about Mrs. Dewey Cox.
哦，亲爱的 Oh, my darlin'
耶，耶，耶… Yeah, yeah, yeah
我有完美的生活 I have a perfect life
你是完美的老婆 You are the perfect wife
可我不知为何 I don't know why
坐着泪眼婆娑 I sit and cry
现在我好想你 And now I miss you so
请别让我远离 Please don't let me go
我有错，对的是你 I make mistakes and that is true
每次我都在学习 At least I learn each time I do
来，抽抽看这个 Here, have some of this.
亲爱的，你要相信 Darling, you must believe
我永远不会对你变心 如果我试着移情 I could never leave you If I tried
生活中再没有你 A life without you
那生活就等于零 Is no life at all
哦，亲爱的 Oh, my darlin'
耶，耶，耶… Yeah, yeah, yeah
贝丝安 Beth Anne.
我帮你捡吧？ Can I get that for you?
谢谢你，杜威 Thanks, Dewey.
眼泪都化成灰 Tears fall in vain
脸上挂满雨水 I'm standing in the rain
无论我如何以为 No matter how I feel
真相我无法面对 I never seem to know what's real
擦亮你的匕首 So sharpen up your knives
- 我帮你捡吧？ - 谢谢你，杜威 - Can I get that for you? - Thanks, Dewey.
我是一匹邪恶的马 I'm a bad horse.
菲尔，我帮你捡吧？ Phil, can I get that for you?
谢谢你，杜威 Thanks, Dewey.
亲爱的，你要相信 Darling, you must believe
我永远不会对你变心 如果我试着移情 I could never leave you If I tried
我们怎么了？ Phil? What happened?
生活中再没有你 A life without you
那生活就等于零 Is no life at all
哦，巡回演出非常成功，宝贝 Well, the tour's going real great, baby.
是啊，我们玩得非常开心 Yeah, we're having a real nice time.
没错，小伙子们表演很精彩… Yeah, the boys have been playing great...
观众们也很可爱，所以… ...and the audiences have been just wonderful, so...
- 你什么时候回来？ - 很快，宝贝，我很快回来 - When you coming home? - Soon, baby, real soon.
我们得去东北部，芝加哥还有底特律 去那里开拓市场 We gotta hit the major markets in the Northeast, Chicago, Detroit...
杜威，能不能别叽歪了？ 我还想和这些美女做爱呢 Dewey, could you shut up? I'm trying to have sex with these women down here.
谁在说话？ Who's that?
哦，那是山姆 Oh, that's Sam.
- 他在找他的鼓槌 - 你好 - He's just looking for his drumsticks. - Howdy.
借过 Excuse me.
算了，你不会要听这些无聊的事情 你怎么样？ Anyway, you don't wanna hear about this boring stuff. How was your day?
哦，你知道，整天照顾这些孩子 Oh, you know, just taking care of the kids.
前几天去了趟威尔逊超市，买了点牛奶 Went down to Wilson's Market the other day to pick up some milk.
牛奶都喝完了，我只好自己去桃树街买 Completely out of milk. I had to go down to Peach Street.
- 我讨厌去那个地方 - 哦，真的啊… - I hate going down there. - Oh, brother. Can you believe it?
- 什么事，伯特？ - 嘿，杜威 - Yes, Bert? - Hey, Dewey.
- 要来杯咖啡么？ - 不用了，谢谢 - You want a cup of coffee? - No, thank you.
能给我一分钟么？我在打电话 Will you give me a minute? I'm on the phone here.
- 那又是谁？ - 是伯特，乐队经理人 - Who's that? - That's Bert, my roadie.
只是来问我要不要咖啡之类的东西 Just wants to know if I want any coffee or anything like that.
杜威，我们之间开始有隔阂了 我能感觉到，这感觉我不喜欢 Dewey, there's a distance growing between us, I feel, and I don't like it.
哦又来了，你又胡思乱想了，伊迪丝 Oh, now, that is crazy talk, Edith.
你知道，我还是以前的那个杜威 You know I'm just the same old Dewey.
- 嘿，杜威 - 什么事，伯特？ - Hey, Dewey. - Yes, Bert?
看见我凉鞋了没？ You seen my sandals?
我不知道，我在和老婆通电话，伯特 I don't know. I'm talking to my wife, Bert.
宝贝，有人敲门，我得挂了 Baby, there's somebody at the door. I gotta go.
等到新泽西，再打电话给你吧 Can I call when I get to New Jersey?
好吧，再见，杜威 Okay. Bye, Dewey.
- 我爱你 - 那好 - I love you. - All right.
- 我爱你 - 我爱你 - I love you. - I love you.
- 你永远做不到的，明白没？ - 明白了，再见 - You're never gonna make it, okay? - Okay, bye.
再见 Bye.
- 老爸！ - 杜威 - Pa. - Dewey.
你来干嘛？ What are you doing here?
是你妈妈的事 It's about your mama.
妈？她怎么了？她还好么？ Ma? What about her? Is she okay?
还是借一步到走廊谈吧 We better step out into the hall.
- 发生什么事了？ - 你听着… - What happened? - I'll tell you what happened.
那天我们准备上床 收音机里开始放你的歌曲 We were readying for bed when your song comes on the radio.
是杜威！ It's Dewey!
你儿子很有才，你应该骄傲 Your son is talented. You should be proud.
我得承认，这歌么… 旋律还挺上口的 Well, I must admit, it is kind of catchy.
和我跳舞吧，孩子他爸 Dance with me, Pa.
这旋律让你听了就想跳，不是么？ It does make you kind of wanna move, doesn't it?
是这样没错 It sure does.
也许我对杜威太严厉了点 Maybe I have been kind of hard on little Dewey.
也许是的 Maybe you have.
小心点，孩儿他妈 Be careful, Ma.
- 你没事吧？ - 我没事 - You all right, Ma? - I'm all right.
你妈最后还是被眩晕打败了 The vertigo, it won in the end.
她失去了平衡… She lost her balance...
从窗口摔了出去… ...and fell out the window...
…然后被收音机砸破了脑袋？ ...and then the radio crushed her head?
那时她正为你的歌翩翩起舞 While she was dancing to your song.
我想你该知道 你的歌都能干些什么 I thought you should know what your music does.
它能杀人 It kills people.
先让你妈妈开心，然后再杀了她 You made her happy and it killed her.
如果内特还活着，绝不会发生这种事 If Nate was alive, this never would have happened.
死的不该是那孩子 Wrong kid died.
神，你瞎了眼！ Damn you, God!
你怎么能让我妈从窗口摔出去？ How could you let my mama fall out a window?
还用一台收音机砸她的脑袋？ And then let a radio hit her on the head?
- 快出去，杜威 - 你们几个在这儿干嘛？ - Get out of here, Dewey. - What are y'all doing in here?
我们在抽可卡因，你别掺和进来 It's called cocaine, and you don't want no part of this shit.
可卡因？ Cocaine?
是干什么的？ What's it do?
它会把你的伤感统统变成快感 It turns all your bad feelings into good feelings.
就像噩梦 It's a nightmare.
我倒想尝尝可卡因这东西 I'm thinking maybe I'd like to try me some of that cocaine.
在弥留时我遇见了主 When I meet my maker On my dying day
看清他后，我告诉主 Look him in the eye And by God I'll say
我做到了，还挺幸福 I gave my word And my word was good
勇敢面对，艰难走路 I took it in the face And I walked as hard as I could
艰难前行 艰难前行, 前行，前行 Walk hard Walk hard, hard, hard
艰难前行, 前行，前行，艰难… Walk hard, hard, hard Walk...
好了，再来一遍，加快节奏 All right, again. Faster.
这太疯狂了，杜威 没有人会听这种音乐的 This is crazy, Dewey. Ain't nobody gonna wanna listen to music like this.
想唱多快就唱多快… Standing there playing as fast as you can...
…唱出来的东西就像朋克垃圾 ...singing like some sort of punk.
不许你憋屈我 Don't you dare try to stifle me.
这究竟是你的乐队还是我的乐队 大基佬！ Whose band is this anyway, you cocksucker!
我会一拳打碎你的牙！ I'll punch you in the mouth!
哦，老天…对不起，戴夫 Oh, God. I'm sorry, Dave.
我不是有意的 No, I didn't mean that.
因为我妈的死，还有其他的烦心事 让我心里一团乱麻 Just with my mama dying and all, I'm just all twisted up inside.
寇克斯先生？ Mr. Cox?
我听说你的对唱新曲 要找一名副角女歌手 I heard you were looking for a new backup singer. For your new duet.
你听的没错 You heard right.
我想，也许你能给我个机会试试 I was wondering if you might like to give me a try.
我想没问题 I reckon I might.
我从小就参加了教堂唱诗班 I've been singing in my church choir since I was a girl.
我喜欢唱诗班的声音 I like the sound of that.
达令·麦迪逊 Darlene Madison.
杜威·寇克斯. Dewey Cox.
你好，达令(与‘亲爱的’谐音) Hello, Darlene.
你好，寇克斯先生. Hello, Mr. Cox.
准备好唱了吗？ You ready to sing one?
张口就来… I'm always ready.
那么，好罢 Well, all right.
梦里的你在咬我 In my dreams you're blowin' me
温柔的咬 Some kisses
那是我最爱的癖好 That's one of my favorite things To do
你和我难分彼此 You and I could go down
书写历史 In history
那是我每晚祈祷的事 That's what I'm prayin' to do with you
让我们深情对唱 Let's duet
随兴的姿势让你我舒爽 In ways that make us feel good
让我们深情对唱 Let's duet
神圣的声音在四周流淌 And make that sacred sound
杜威·寇克斯！ 我不是那种随便的女人 Dewey Cox! I am not that kind of woman.
- 好吧 - 但是… - All right. - Well...
这不意味着我们不能继续做朋友 ...that doesn't mean that we still can't be friends.
那好吧 Okay.
那么，为了老朋友，表示一下 Well, then, here's to us being great friends.
不可以！我们是朋友！ I can't! We're friends!
我要驱散… I'm gonna beat off
内心的魔障 All my demons
那就是基督之爱的方向 That's what lovin' Jesus' all about
看着你的眼睛，我开始相信 Lookin' in your eyes I start believin'
让我们把低吟唱成欢庆 Let's bring this whisper to a shout
让我们深情对唱 Let's duet
随兴的姿势让你我舒爽 In ways that make us feel good
两人相依，两人同享 Put two and two together
你我散发着和谐的光芒 Perfect harmony we've found
世间最自然的事莫过如此 We know it's only natural
让我们深情对唱 Let's duet
我只想用心搞 I just wanna make out
搞清你的心意 What you're sayin'
阅读我的双唇，就能明白深意 Read my lips It's what you're lookin' for
你身后悄悄有我靠上 Here I am a-sneakin' up behind you
我后门随时为你开放 You can always come in My back door
让我们深情对唱 Let's duet
达令，过去的三周真是… Darlene, these last three weeks have been so...
太充实了，太美妙了 ...full and wonderful.
作为好朋友，我俩一起干了那么多事情 We've shared so many activities together as good friends.
似乎从来没有人像你那样了解过我 It's like you understand me the way nobody else ever has.
我是说，如果… I mean, if l...
- 你看到什么了，杜威？ - 我不知道 - What is it, Dewey? - I don't know.
没什么，我没事 It's nothing. I'm fine.
没什么？你的脸色就像遇见了鬼 Nothing? You look like you seen a ghost.
我内心有许多苦痛，达令 I got a lot of pain in me, Darlene.
你应该知道 You should know that.
那些苦痛都是从哪儿来的，杜威？ Where does all that pain come from, Dewey?
你有没有过非常珍爱的东西… Did you ever have something that you really loved...
因为你的失手… ...that you accidentally...
而丢了命，或受了伤，比如说… 被刀砍死？ ...killed, or hurt in some way, with a machete?
- 没有 - 没有就好，我也没有 - No. - No, me neither.
- 那样岂不是太可怕了？ - 那样你还有脸活下去？ - Wouldn't that be terrible? - How would you live?
我知道，你说得太对了 I know, right? Exactly.
亲爱的达令 Darling Darlene
我已经爱上你，我和你同欢喜 I'm in love with you I'm havin' fun with you
我已经爱上你，我和你共朝夕 I'm in love with you I'm on the run with you
我已经爱上你，总有一天 我会与你合而为一 I'm in love with you And I'll be one with you one day
谢谢你让我在这儿休息，杜威. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bunk, Dewey.
人总得找个地方睡，不是么？ Gotta sleep somewhere, right?
- 杜威，不可以 - 我知道，我理解 - Dewey, I can't. - I know. I know.
我们俩都明白，你我之间的性焦虑 显而易见 We both know that the sexual tension between us is palpable.
我脑中的诱惑，与你的相同 我一直都在与之挣扎对抗 Don't you know that I wrestle with the same temptations you do?
我知道不该对你说这些，杜威... I know I shouldn't be saying this to you, Dewey...
因为我们不是夫妻，只是朋友… ...because we're not married and we're just friends...
有时我半夜醒来，渴望被男人触碰 ...but sometimes I lie awake at night aching for a man's touch.
我说的“被男人触碰” 是指有条阴茎在我阴道里 And by "a man's touch," I mean a penis in my vagina.
我真傻 It's just so silly.
哦，那样真是太傻了 Oh, that's so silly.
- 好吧，我们还是早点睡吧 - 好的 - Well, we better get some sleep. - Okay.
抓住我的手，杜威 Take my hand, Dewey.
和我一起发誓，绝不能 屈服于那些下流的欲望 Let's promise to never, ever give in to our lesser desires.
毕竟，我们不是夫妻啊 After all, we're not married.
准备就绪，只等做爱！ I'm ready for sex.
这一刻我已经等了太久 I been waiting for this for so long.
我也是 Me too.
第一次见你之后，我就开始等了 From the moment I laid eyes on you.
哦，天哪 Oh, my.
杜威，我很紧张 Dewey, I'm nervous.
别担心，天使 我会带你领略爱的真谛 Don't worry, angel. I'll show you the ways of love.
哇，一流哎！ Whoops-a-daisy.
哦，杜威 Oh, Dewey.
惊喜来了！ Surprise!
伊迪丝！ Edith!
- 你是谁啊？ - 我是他老婆，证书上有写 - Who are you? - I'm his wife, that's who I am.
不，你不是的，我才是他的… No, you're not. I'm his...
- 我的老天，你已经结婚了？ - 我来解释 - Good Lord, you're already married? - I can explain.
你要向她解释？你应该向我解释 我是孩子们的母亲 Explain to her? You should explain to me. I am the mother of your children.
- 事情和你看到的有出入 - 孩子们？ - It's not what it looks like. - Children?
事情和你看到的有出入 It's not what it looks like.
是和我看到的有出入呢 还是和她看到的有出入？ Not what it looks like to me, or not what it looks like to her?
事情肯定有出入 我们两个人至少有一个被蒙了 It's gotta be the way it looks like to at least one of us.
我和她结婚了 We're married.
我做得没错，如果我和她没结婚 这么做就是对不起你 I did the right thing. It's not like we're not married.
如果你已经结了婚 怎么能再结一次呢？ If you're married, you can't get married again.
我知道，我知道，这是我的错 但这只是因为… I know, I know, and that was wrong, but it's just...
我们的关系是那么的好… We were such good friends.
你一边舔着蛋蛋 一边跟我诉说你的梦想 You told me about that dream where you were licking my balls...
我觉得这是上天给我的信号 所以我就… ...and that seemed like a signal, and...
我就把这茬给忘了 I forgot.
我要和你离婚，杜威·寇克斯 法庭上见！ I'm leaving you, Dewey Cox, and I will see you in court!
不，伊迪丝！别走！ No, Edith! Don't go!
哦，好了，她现在走了 Oh, well. She's gone now.
我也要走了！ 你让所有事情全都乱了套 I'm leaving too. You got the order of things all backwards.
达令，别走！ Darlene, don't go!
伊迪丝，你也别走！ Edith, don't go either!
我犯了错，我犯了大错！ I made a mistake. I made a terrible mistake.
伊迪丝！ 伊迪丝！ 伊迪丝！ Edith! Edith! Edith!
- 别烦我，杜威 - 我根本不想伤害你 - Leave me alone, Dewey. - I never meant no harm to you.
伊迪丝，小蛋糕 Edith. Cupcake.
宝贝，你不知道这外面路上有多难 我太孤单了 Baby, you don't know what it's like out there on the road. It's lonely out there.
伊迪丝，我不能让自己孤单 Edith, I can't be alone.
也许你在重婚之前就该想到这个 Maybe you should've thought of that before you got double married.
这就是你不爽的原因？ Is that what this is about?
别吃饱了没事就骂我 好像我犯了重罪一样 Don't you stand there and judge me like I'm some kind of criminal.
你犯了重罪，你这是犯法，杜威 You are a criminal. This is illegal, Dewey.
这话什么意思？ What do you mean?
同时和两个人结婚是犯法，杜威. It's illegal to be married to two people at the same time, Dewey.
名人可不可以例外的？有没可能…？ What about if you're famous? Is that...?
你就没做过对不起我的事情？ You never done nothing you shouldn't have done?
我做过什么对不起你的事情？ What have I ever done?
你半夜起来喝牛奶 You woke up in the middle of the night and drank the milk.
我起来想吃玉米片时 才发现都被你吃光了 I got up to have my cornflakes, there's none left.
杜威，你背着我出轨！ Dewey, you cheated on me!
我承认我出轨，但牛奶是你喝光的 So I'm a cheater, but you can just drink up all the milk.
好吧，无所谓，我算是明白了 你是无辜的，我是有罪的 Okay. All right, that's fine, I get it. You're innocent, and I'm guilty.
罪行都写在控诉书上 Guilty as charged.
罪行都写在控诉书上… Guilty as charged
杜威！我不许你现在想歌词！ Don't you dare write a song right now, Dewey!
知道嘛？你走你的好了 带上孩子一起走，我不在乎 You know what? Go ahead. Take the children. I don't care.
我只需要音乐就够了 All I need is my music.
我不需要你 I don't need you.
我也不需要你 And I don't need you.
也不需要你 And I don't need you.
兜着块尿布，趾高气扬的 You're just sitting there all high and mighty in your diaper.
有什么地方会需要我呢？ 你是个娃娃 If anything, you need me. You're a baby.
我们走，迈尔斯 Come on, Miles.
不许你带走迈尔斯 Don't you dare take Miles.
你可以带走孩子 但你得把猴子给我留下 You can take the children, but you leave me my monkey.
好 Fine.
再见，杜威·寇克斯 Goodbye, Dewey Cox.
不！不，回来 No! No, come back.
别离开我，伊迪丝 Don't leave me, Edith.
“别离开我，伊迪丝”… 拿去做歌名还不错！ "Don't leave me, Edith." There's a title for a song.
这歌名是不错…请你别离开我… That's not a bad title, but please don't leave me.
瞧你都做了什么？ What have you done?
告诉你，我受够了 这些鬼话我早听烦了 I'm telling you, I've had it. I've had it with all this crap.
每次你都偏袒她 You took her side every time.
你只想着水果水果、自摸自摸… 好吧，去你的 All you care about is fruit and touching yourself. Well, fuck you.
快出去，杜威，别掺和进来 Get out of here. You don't want no part of this.
- 你们几个在这儿干嘛？ - 我们在嗑药，兴奋剂啊镇静剂啊 - What y'all doing in here? - We doing pills, uppers and downers.
按程度你也该到这一步了 They're the logical next step for you.
给我来点那玩意儿 I want some of that shit.
早上好，法官大人 我能近席交谈么？ Good morning, Your Honor. May I approach the bench?
我不管别人怎么想 I don't give a damn What anyone thinks
我抽烟又喝酒，彻夜玩疯狂 I stay up all night And I smoke and I drink
我是通缉犯，逍遥在镇上 I'm a wanted man And I'm blowin' town
别浪费时间，抓我是妄想 Don't waste your time Tryin' to hunt me down
警察们都说要抓我进铁窗 The cops are sayin' I belong behind bars
我有很多罪行 And I'm guilty
罪行 Guilty
我的罪行都写在控诉书上 I'm guilty as charged
你觉得杜威是不是不开心？ Does Dewey seem unhappy to you?
他正在变，我说过，他正在变 He's changed, I tell you, he's changed.
以前是早期的杜威 现在是中期的杜威 That was early Dewey, this is middle Dewey.
杜威，这次爽不爽？ Dewey, are you enjoying yourself?
什么？哦，对不起 我忘了你还在这儿 What? Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot you were here.
嘿，戴夫，你的妞我喜欢 我们换了上吧 Hey, Dave. I like your girl better, let's switch.
- 呃，杜威，这是我老婆. - 哦，很高兴认识你 - Well, Dewey, this is my wife. - Oh, nice to meet you.
呃，这位是凯西 凯西，这是戴夫 Well, this is Kathy. Kathy, this is Dave.
来吧，亲爱的，你是哪儿的人？ Come on, darling. So where you from?
你好 Hi there.
罪行 Guilty
我的罪行都写在控诉书上 I'm guilty as charged
我不想求神，饶恕我的罪 I ain't askin' God to forgive my sins
你且看看我，所作和所为 Take a good look And you'll know where I've been
我拉着魔鬼，从早跳到黑 I'm dancin' with the devil Every night and every day
别人都在听 只等我张嘴 People pay attention to the things That I say
张嘴 Say
嗨，杰瑞，听你的节目是我的 保留项目，抢热线我也很在行 Hey, Jerry, I'm a long-time listener and a first-time caller.
是，我只想说，我很喜欢你的节目 希望你继续好好做 Yeah, I just wanted to say I love the show, keep it up.
这通话是不是电台直播？ Am I on the radio right now?
我的罪行都写在控诉书上 I'm guilty as charged
如果你觉得我的爱太雄伟 If you're sayin' my love is too large
我愿意认罪 Then I'm guilty
我靠，真他妈一段黑暗的乐章！ Goddamn it, this is a dark fucking period!
哦，我愿意认罪 Oh, I'm guilty
- 不许动！把手举过头顶 - 事情和你们看到的有出入 - Freeze! Hands above your head. - It's not what it looks like.
我的罪行都写在控诉书上 I'm guilty as charged
停下！ Stop!
抓到我了！ You got me.
喂，寇克斯先生，有什么感受？ 看这里 Come on, Mr. Cox. How about it? Look here.
我的罪行都写在控诉书上 I'm guilty as charged
寇克斯，你有客人 Cox, you got a visitor.
监狱改变了我 Prison has changed me.
让我从前所未见的角度 去了解普通大众的心灵 I understand the common man in a way I never did before.
为了给这儿的人带来欢乐 我得先从这儿出去 I gotta get out of here, so I can bring joy to the men back in here.
我不想和他们住在一起 But I don't wanna live with them.
靠近一点 Lean closer.
我用我的母语和你讲… I'm going to speak to you in my language...
这样那些警卫就听不懂了 ...so that the guards can't understand what I'm saying.
你得想点办法 There must be something you can do.
我才21岁 I'm 21 years old.
我的人生还很长… I got my whole life ahead of me...
我们可以弄你出去 We think we can get you off.
需要我做些什么？ What do I have to do?
你得接受“砍腹治疗” You gotta go to rehab.
- “砍腹治疗”？ - 砍腹治疗 - "Rehab"? - Rehab.
- …康复治疗 - 哦，康复治疗啊，好好，我明白了 - Rehab? - Oh, rehab. Okay, okay, I gotcha.
医生！医生！ Doctor! Doctor!
- 我感觉好冷 - 把毛毯拿来 - I'm so cold. - We need more blankets.
把毛毯拿来！ We need more blankets.
医生！ Doctor!
- 我感觉好热！ - 我想他身上毛毯太多了 - I'm so hot! - I think he has too many blankets.
把毛毯拿走！ Fewer blankets!
我感觉又热又冷！ I'm hot and cold at the same time!
把毛毯拿来，再把毛毯拿走 He needs more blankets and he needs less blankets.
我认为你说得对 I'm afraid you're right.
杜威？ Dewey?
老婆要我把她的爱带给你… My wife sends her love...
…你这混账 ...asshole.
杜威，很高很强大… Dewey, tall and powerful
杜威，不知你能不能听见 Dewey, I don't know if you can hear me in there...
…死的不该是那孩子 ...but the wrong kid died.
杜威，你不介意我们在这儿吸毒吧？ Dewey. Do you mind if we get stoned in here?
他听不见你说话 都是快死的人了 He can't hear you. He's gonna die anyway.
想回家么，杜威·寇克斯？ Are you ready to go home, Dewey Cox?
达令 Darlene.
我怎么也忘不了你 I could never get you out of my head.
我也是 Me neither.
我一直无法停止对你的思念 I could never stop thinking about you.
但我不想拆散别人的家庭 But I wasn't gonna be no home wrecker.
现在情况不同了，我是你唯一的妻子 Now that I'm your only wife though, it seems different.
我改过自新了，达令 监狱和康复已经彻底改变了我 I'm a new man, Darlene. Prison and rehab have changed me.
还有这些毛毯，救了我的命 All these blankets have saved my life.
你终于变了，离我理想中的那个男人 已经不远了 I think you're finally ready to be the man I always thought you could be.
让我把鞋脱了 Let me get this off.
我爱你 I love you.
我也爱你 I love you too.
哦，老天 Oh, my God.
哦，不要停 Oh, don't stop.
不要停，不要停，杜威 Don't stop. Don't stop, Dewey.
哦，老天 Oh, God.
哦，耶！ Oh, yes!
加州 伯克利 1966年
嘿，伙计们，见过杜威没有？ Hey, boys, have you seen Dewey?
我好像看见他在谷仓 和“摇摆格雷维”在一起 I think I saw him in the barn with Wavy Gravy
我看见他在小溪旁和多诺万说话 I saw him by the creek talking to Donovan.
不，我记得他在为 乔尼·米切尔画肖像 No, I think he was painting a portrait with Joni Mitchell.
杰瑞·加西亚，好兄弟 你知道杜威去哪儿了？ Jerry Garcia, brother, have you seen Dewey?
刚才见他在练习，达令妹妹 I think I saw him in the study, Sister Darlene.
谢谢了，杰瑞·加西亚 Thanks, Jerry Garcia.
嘿！凯西，琼斯，别跑得太快了 Hey! Casey, Jones, watch your speed.
别弹了，杜威，该为杜曼切蛋糕了 Come on, Dewey. It's almost time for Dewman's cake.
好吧，只是…参加生日宴会 总让我觉得很不舒服 All right. It's just... It's hard for me to sit around at some birthday party...
你看这世界还有那么多不公平 让我如何安心吃蛋糕呢 ...when I know there's so much injustice going on in this world.
- 我明白 - 我爸爸说得对 - I know. - My daddy was right.
我不能老是想自己的事 I can't spend all my time thinking about Dewey Cox no more.
得为别人想想 I've got to think about the other people.
比如你的家人？ Like your family?
不是，我是说，比如受到不公待遇的人 No, I mean, like, people that's having injustices done to them.
比如女人、侏儒…等等弱者 Like women and midgets and such.
现在是1966年了，达令 而且，宝贝… I mean, it's 1966, Darlene. And, baby...
我感受到了气息 ...l'm feeling it.
我知道，六十年代是 很重要很振奋的年代 I know. The '60s are an important and exciting time.
难道不是么？好像这儿要出大事 Aren't they? It's like there's something happening here.
究竟要发生什么，还不是非常的… And what it is ain't exactly...
…明显 ...obvious.
我必须用我的音乐去帮助世人 I have to try to help people with my music.
有些人说你的新歌和 鲍勃·迪伦的风格很像 Some people are saying that your new music sounds a lot like Bob Dylan.
也许是鲍勃·迪伦的风格跟我很像 Well, maybe Bob Dylan sounds a lot like me.
为什么就没人去问鲍勃·迪伦： How come nobody ever asks Bob Dylan:
“你的歌怎么那么像杜威·寇克斯？” "Why you sound so much like Dewey Cox?"
大剧场扭曲的产道里 邮箱像灯柱一样坠滴 Mailboxes drip like lampposts in The twisted birth canal of the coliseum
卷边猛击甜美的茶壶 把脾气掩饰成暴怒 Rimjob fairy teapots Mask the temper tantrum
哦我说，你能看见么？ Oh, say can you see 'em?
饱胀的甘蓝成了洗衣店的心肝 Stuffed cabbage is the darling Of the Laundromat
全口反咬的老鼠正是 兔子们落网的缘故 The mouse with the overbite explained How the rabbits were ensnared
那他妈的是什么歌啊？ What the hell is this song about?
我完全糊涂了 I have no idea.
你们都是笨蛋，这歌很深邃的 You guys are idiots. This song is very deep.
在三眼猴子身体中央 距离它烤箱生活几英寸的地方 Inside the three-eyed monkey Within inches of his toaster-oven life
对于你的反战歌曲，你父母怎么想？ What do your parents think about your protest songs?
对于我的反战歌曲，你父母怎么想？ 时代周刊的先生？ What do your parents think about my protest songs, Mr. TIME Magazine?
所有的电梯按钮 All the elevator buttons
高的伸手难够 So incredibly high
我今天在这儿为侏儒歌唱 I stand today for the midget
他们只长到常人的腰旁 Half the size of a regular guy
小人儿，让我高举你一起走 Let me hold you, little man
随着游行队伍走过街口 As the parade passes by
小人儿，让我高举你一起走 Let me hold you, little man
我会让你相信你能飞走 We'll make believe you can fly
你大叫着要我放你下地 You shout for me to put you down
但我今儿来游行就为了你 But I'm marching today For your cause
我拼了老命的打鼓 前方就是你的幸福 I'm banging the drum Your big day will come
重演绿野仙踪的光荣 When they remake The Wizard of Oz
小人儿，让我高举你一起走 So let me hold you, midget man
假装你在太空中遨游 Pretend that you're flying in space
小人儿，让我高举你一起走 Let me hold you, midget man
让小狗舔不着你的头 So the dog will stop licking your face
和我一起唱！ Sing with me!
唱啊！ Sing it!
寇克斯先生，你为什么要去印度？ Mr. Cox, why are you going to India?
如果你非要得知答案的话… 因为我在找寻某种东西 Well, I'm searching for something, if you must know.
我准备跟着导师学习冥想 I'm fixing to do some meditating with the maharishi.
杜威·寇克斯现在需要印度 And Dewey Cox needs India right now...
而且，那什么，我觉得 印度也需要杜威·寇克斯 ...and, heck, I reckon India needs Dewey Cox too.
只有通过冥想，我们才能自省 Only through meditation can we begin to understand our role.
我们只是细小的沙砾 We're nothing but grains of sand.
你说的太玄乎了，保罗·麦卡特尼 That was freaking transcendental, Paul McCartney.
- 你同意么，约翰·列侬？ - 是的，我同意 - Don't you agree, John Lennon? - Yes, Dewey Cox.
有了冥想，我们的想象能超越一切… With meditation there's no limit to what we can...
…无边无际 ...imagine.
你怎么认为，乔治·哈里森？ What do you think, George Harrison?
我不知道，我只想 多做几首单曲收在专辑里 I don't know. I'm just trying to get some more songs on the album, you know.
和林格·斯塔一样，我对冥想没什么兴趣 And as Ringo Starr, I'm not so interested in meditation.
我只想找乐子 I just like to have fun.
- 我喜欢那个小个子 - 帐篷里好暗啊 - I like the little one. - It's so dark in this tent.
让我想起，我们四个披头士，那时… Reminds me when we, the Beatles, the four Beatles, us...
- 从利物浦来 - 是的，我们从利物浦过来 - From Liverpool. - Yes, we are from Liverpool.
我们曾在汉堡的地下酒吧表演过 记得那些日子么，保罗？ We used to play those dark clubs in Hamburg. Remember that, Paul?
当然记得了，是我订的场子 我是披头士的老大 Of course I do, I booked them. I'm the leader of the Beatles.
我得说，我很喜欢你们的作品，非常棒 Well, I have to say I like your stuff. It's pretty good.
我也很爱听你们的大部分唱片 And most of your records, I really enjoy.
我们也都是你的忠实歌迷 We're big fans of your records too.
“艰苦的夜晚”就好比是我们写的 “罪行写在控诉书上” We like to think that Hard Day's Night is our Guilty as Charged.
- 伟大的唱片 - 完美的专辑 - Great record. - Excellent album.
- 我们从你身上学了很多 - 伟大的唱片 - We learned a lot from you. - Great record.
- 我们都是你忠实的歌迷 - 最铁杆的那种 - We're big fans of y'all. - Huge fans.
你们都快赶上“门基”乐队了 你们个个都棒的没话说了 You're almost as good as the Monkees. You guys are great.
现在我想去另一个世界转转 来点LSD(迷幻剂)吧 I think I might adjourn to another dimension, take some LSD.
- 愿跟我一起去么？ - 好啊，我也来点 - Do you care to join me? - Yeah, let's do that.
愿和我们一起享受LSD么？ 杜威，这对你有好处 Care to join us for some LSD? It's good for you.
- 是科学家捣鼓出来的东西 - 麦角酸什么的 - Built by scientists, it is. - Lysergic.
我得问问我上级 Gotta check with headquarters.
得了，杜威·寇克斯，你会喜欢它的 Come on, Dewey Cox. Think you might enjoy it.
那会是一次全新的体验，全新的世界 Open your mind to a new experience, a new level of consciousness...
就像我们一样，因为我们是披头士 ...like we do, because we are the Beatles.
让他自己决定吧 如果他想用，他自然会用的 Let him decide. If he wants to take LSD, he'll take it.
他没必要听你的意见 你又不是他老板 He doesn't have to listen to you. You're not the boss of him.
别对我指手画脚的，保罗·麦卡特尼 Don't tell me what to say and what not to say, Paul McCartney.
我顽皮古怪的时候，你却装一脸深沉 这让我感到恶心 I'm sick of you being so dark when I'm so impish and whimsical. I'm sick of it.
嘿，各位，我想了一句新的冥思咒语 Hey, everyone, I've got a brand-new mantra:
保罗是个胖大B Paul's a big fat cunt.
不知你为啥不让我继续写歌 Don't know why you don't let me write more songs.
要知道，我只要坐在那儿 我的吉他就开始低声吟唱 You know, I just sit here while me guitar quietly whimpers, you know.
你又不是话痨，快把嘴闭上 You are the quiet one, so why don't you shut the fuck up?
我这儿有首歌是写章鱼的 I've got a song about an octopus.
把你那首歌拿去擦屁股吧 让你继续打鼓就算对得起你了 Jam it up your ass. You're lucky we still let you play drums.
哇哦，似乎披头士内部起分歧了 Wow, seems like there's a rift happening between the Beatles.
不知道我到64岁再听你的歌 还会不会起疙瘩 I wonder if your songs will still be shit when I'm 64.
- 你这大基佬 - 别吵了，停下 - Great sod. - No, stop it!
你这杂种！娘娘腔 You bastard! You sissy.
披头士兄弟，别跑印度来窝里斗啊 Beatles. Please stop fighting here in India.
不，不，让他们去，让他们自己解决 No, no, let them go. Let them work it out.
尝尝这个 Taste it.
让你再胡说 Right there in the bollocks.
- 杂种！ - 2B！ - Bastard! - Cunt!
杜威，你已过了三年清心寡欲的生活 Dewey, you been living clean for three years now...
你的世界也因此而升华，是不是这样？ ...and it's done you a world of good, has it not?
我知道过去自己曾耽于毒品 I know I've had trouble with drugs in the past.
但现在我只喜欢可乐、大麻、烈酒、 安眠药、还有飙车…根本不是LSD But I'm addicted to coke, weed, booze, ludes and speed. Not LSD.
没人会对LSD上瘾的 Nobody gets addicted to LSD.
是科学家发明的，林格·斯塔刚说过 It was invented by scientists. Ringo Starr just told me.
我听说LSD会唤醒你心中的恶魔 I heard that doing LSD can awaken your demons.
我心中可没什么沉睡的恶魔 I ain't got no demons gonna get woke.
那你答应我，就此一回，下不为例 If you promise it'll just be this one time.
好的 Okay.
和披头士一起享受迷幻大餐吧 Let's go drop acid with the Beatles.
你好，杜威 Hello, Dewey.
欢迎加入LSD奇妙之旅 Welcome to your LSD trip.
这世界的一切都变成了卡通 Where everything's a cartoon.
我们是迷幻卡通披头士 We're the trippy cartoon Beatles.
看那边，一条鱼在飞 Look at that. It's a flying fish.
完全是幻觉！ Totally trippy!
哇哦，这LSD太正了 Wow, this LSD's all right.
我喜欢当一名迷幻的卡通人物 I like being a trippy cartoon.
继续想，开心点，杜威 Just keep thinking happy thoughts, Dewey.
真怕这会变成一次糟糕的旅行 I'd hate for this to turn into a bad trip.
那是什么怪曲子？ What's that scary music?
我有一种不好的想法 I had an unhappy thought.
这是一次糟糕的旅行 It's a bad trip.
糟糕的旅行，糟糕的旅行！ Bad trip, bad trip!
救命啊！迷幻砍刀！ Help! Trippy machete!
哦，我靠，我都看见自己的大肠了 Oh, fuck me. I can see my large colon.
我想我心里大概有很多恶魔… I guess I do have some demons.
你还好么，寇克斯？ You all right, Cox?
我不知道 I don't know.
要不要再来点LSD？ Do you want some more LSD?
好啊，我觉得该再来点 Yeah. I think I do.
八个月后
施瓦茨堡先生，你是他的长期经纪人 也许你该和他谈谈 Mr. Schwartzberg, you're his long-time manager. Maybe you can talk to him.
啊，发生什么事情了？ Well, what's the problem?
他已经在那蹦床上弹了四天了 He's been on that trampoline for four days.
你得跟他谈，让他清醒点 我有点担心 You have got to talk some sense into him. I'm worried.
杜威，作为你的经理人 我得告诉你，我很担心你 Dewey, as your manager, I have to tell you I'm concerned.
LSD正在改变你的生活 I think the LSD has changed you.
它的确改变了我 它完全解放了我的思维 It has changed me. It's opened my mind right up.
我正在重塑音乐 I'm reinventing music.
我正在创造一种新的音乐形式 我称之为“阴乐” I'm creating something new that I call "shmusic."
这几个月你一直都在录一张专辑 到现在都没完成 You've recorded the same song for months. You're not close to finished.
那是因为这专辑将与 以往的专辑完全不同 Because this record is different than any other I've made.
我告诉你，这将成为我的传世之作 I told you. This is going to be my masterpiece.
我将因为它被后世铭记 这是为我哥哥写的 The one I'm remembered by. It's for my brother.
什么哥哥？ What brother?
没什么，别在意，是私人秘密 Nothing. Never mind. It's private.
有种声音在我脑中，一直想要出来 I've got this sound in my head and it's trying to get out.
我没法在这凡俗的世界中 让它出来，我得继续挖掘 I can't find it on this human plane of existence. I've got to keep searching.
但我告诉你，我会找到的 But I'll tell you what, I'm gonna find it.
你们该认识认识，他是个很不错的人 You guys should make friends. He's a wonderful man.
早上好，教授，好了，谢谢各位 Professor, good morning. All right, everyone. Thank you.
我刚才在外面，做了点弹跳运动 I've just been outside, I had a little bounce.
我们接下来要做的就是 把过程整个过一遍… What we're going to do is run through the entire piece...
…用我们的大脑，默默的想 ...in our minds, silently.
现在… And...
…开始 ...begin.
今天是感恩节，我们围坐在一起… As we sit here together on Thanksgiving...
在这张漂亮的蹦床上… ...on our beautiful trampoline...
我们应该花点时间，想象一下它 如果变成火鸡，会是个什么样子 ...I think we should take a moment to think about what it's like to be a turkey.
咯咯，咯咯，咯咯，咯咯… (学火鸡叫) Gobble, gobble, gobble. Gobble, gobble, gobble.
“嗨，我是一只小火鸡” "Hi, I'm just a little turkey."
快把那该死的鸡切开，小子 Just cut the damn bird, boy.
杜威，我们开始吃感恩节大餐吧 Dewey? Can we just enjoy our Thanksgiving dinner?
你以为自己人模狗样 磕完了药端坐在这儿 You think you're so great sitting there all drugged up...
…屁股下面是你的蹦床 ...on your trampoline.
你是我们家的黑毛羊(指败类) You're the black sheep of this family.
虽然你冠着寇克斯的姓氏 You call yourself a Cox.
但除非你皈向耶稣 Until you get right with Jesus...
否则你永远都是寇克斯家族的耻辱 ...you'll never be nothing but a big, black Cox.
我做什么你都不会满意的，是不是？ Nothing I do will ever please you, will it?
我们都是寇克斯家的，爸爸 我们两个都姓寇克斯 We're both Cox, Pa. Both of us are Cox.
还有137个音乐家在等着我 I've got 137 musicians waiting on me.
恕我告辞了 You'll have to excuse me.
杜威，当心脚下的“火鸡” Dewey, watch the turkey.
我没在做梦 I wasn't dreaming
醒了没有动 Barely awake
慢吞吞的走去看脱衣秀 Off to the grinder we stroll
这首歌蛮烂的 This is not a good song.
就像同时有五首歌在演奏一样 It's like five songs on top of each other at the same time.
这甚至都不像歌，像是一首协奏曲 Not even a song. It's some kind of concerto.
你就让他先写完 Just let him work it out.
传世之作需要时间去创作 Masterpieces take time.
听见没有？我觉得那只山羊唱的… Do you hear that? That goat's been singing...
…比我在这歌里唱的都好 ...more than I am on this damn song.
怎样？ Well?
很美，杜威，真是完美无缺 That was beautiful, Dewey. It was perfection.
是的，连山羊都很完美 Yeah, even the goat was perfect.
没错，山羊表现很好 弦乐部分是否足够苦咸了？ Yeah, the goat was good. Were the strings tangy enough?
哦，非常苦咸，绝对苦咸 Oh, they were tangy. They were very tangy.
难以置信的苦咸 Unbelievably tangy.
不，伙计，弦乐部分根本不够苦咸！ 只是一般咸而已！ No, guys, the strings were not tangy! They were salty!
难道是我疯了不成？ Am I crazy?
我们再来一次，好了，弦乐手 尽量往那方向靠 Let's do one more time. Okay, strings, lean into it.
这次你们得表现出真正的苦咸感觉 迈克，你再降半阶音 I want it really tangy this time. Now, Mike, you're flatting.
澳洲土著们，要给人感觉你们就是 在野外的灌木丛中演奏，好嘛？ Bushmen, make it sound like you're in the fucking bush, okay?
把山羊的唱段放到第二段合唱前面 Back off the goat on the second pre-chorus.
我要听到它用心唱，不是用魂唱 I wanna hear his heart, not his soul.
山姆，把你昨天在桥上的 那种感觉给使出来 Sam, go back to that thing you did yesterday on the bridge.
- 我昨天什么感觉？ - 就好像天鹅绒煎饼一样 - What did I do? - It sounded like velvet pancakes.
- 哦，好吧 - 好了，各位，再来一遍 - Yeah, right. - Okay, everybody, one more time.
天鹅绒煎饼究竟是什么东西？ What on earth is a velvet pancake?
我想是LSD在他脑子里起作用了 It's the LSD. I think it's having an effect on him.
从前奏首节开始，铺出来 From the top of the overture. Slate it.
“黑毛羊”第112次录音 "Black Sheep," take 112.
一，二，五，六，七，八！ One, and a two, and a five, six, seven, eight.
我闭上眼睛，开始白日梦 I just close my eyes When I fantasize
出乎我意料，我的人变小 Much to my surprise I'm only half the size
只有原先一半高 That I used to be
再见了，白皮肤哥哥 Bye-bye, white brother
黑毛羊弟弟会继续前进的 This black sheep gotta roll
跟着节拍！ It's on the beat!
我爆发了，像一座墓窖 I just open up Like a catacomb
但我的心只剩下半截半F调 Though my heart is half From the half-F tone
痒死我了 That tickles.
再见了，丰沃的草场 Bye-bye, pastures of plenty
我不知自己会去哪里… I don't know where I will
- 游荡… - 黑毛羊啊，黑毛羊 - Roam - Black sheep, black sheep
就这样，带点急迫感 Like that, with some urgency.
不是什么“咩，我在院子里” “咩，我想去散步”… Not, "I'm in the yard. I wanna go outside."
而是“咩，我要死了”这类的感觉 Like, "I'm about to die." Like that.
砍刀已经挥动 The blade has been swung
黑毛羊啊，黑毛羊 Black sheep, black sheep
好了没？我们开始 All right? Here we go.
用力，推啊，宝贝，用力 Push. Push, baby, push.
- 我们有没有在录这个？ - 没有 - Are we recording this? - No.
恩，我觉得该录下来，拿个麦克风 用力推啊，宝贝 Well, we should be. Get a microphone. Push, baby.
推啊 Push.
推啊！用力！ Push! Push!
一次次尝试，一茬茬掉毛 I'm losin' my fleece from tryin'
夜夜都失眠，我就快死掉 I'm losin' no sleep I'm dyin'
为何我不能停止哭嚎？ Why shouldn't I keep from cryin'?
哭嚎 Cryin'
一次次尝试，一茬茬掉毛 I'm losin' my fleece from tryin'
夜夜都失眠，我就快死掉 I'm losin' no sleep I'm dyin'
为何我不能停止哭嚎？ Why shouldn't I keep from cry...?
还不能算成品 It's still not finished yet.
我需要更多土著打击乐手 I'm hearing more aboriginal percussionists.
还要找很多迪吉里杜管(澳洲土著乐器) 五万支迪吉里杜管！ And I want an army of didgeridoos. Fifty thousand didgeridoos!
伙计们，我们几个要 和杜威私下谈会儿 Folks, can we have a moment with Dewey?
你这些歌究竟想表达什么内容？ What the hell are these songs about?
唱什么把人切成两半… You're singing about cutting people in half...
我是想引出其他意思，这叫做暗喻 I'm working something out. It's called a metaphor.
那好，你想引出什么意思呢？ Well, what are you working out?
我不能告诉你，所以才称为暗喻 It's secret. That's why it's called metaphor.
这就是暗喻的本义：秘密！ That's what metaphor means. Secret.
我只是不明白，你为何要推倒重来 I just don't see why you gotta throw away the recipe, is all.
我们就不能照着老路走么？ Why don't we just go in there, lay down some tracks like we always done?
是啊，为啥要放弃“艰难前行”呢？ Yeah, why can't we just walk hard?
找这么些人来干嘛呀？ What do we need all these people for?
不许你们憋屈我 I don't need people around me stifling me.
如果你们不喜欢我的音乐，请出去 So if you don't like it, there's the door.
杜威？ Dewey?
你是不是…不需要我们了？ Are you saying you don't need us no more?
只要你能放开思想，学会弹铁耳明 (利用电极发声的乐器)，我就留下你 Not unless you can open your mind and learn to play the fucking theremin.
去你妈的，杜威！ Fuck you, Dewey!
对，去你妈的杜威 Yeah, fuck you, Dewey.
这20年，你让我带了好几顶绿帽 In 20 years not once have you thrown a woman my way.
你以为我们和你一样 喜欢和老婆玩出轨？ You don't think we like cheating on our wives too?
吸毒的钱你一次都没付过 连一次都没有！ And you never once paid for drugs. Not once!
你花在那猩猩身上的钱 比付给我们的薪水还多 You pay that chimp more than you pay us.
为了付房贷，我只好 屈尊问你的猩猩借钱 I had to borrow from the chimp to get a mortgage on my house.
还有你每年圣诞都送我们一只 俗气的玻璃暹罗猫 And those stupid Siamese glass cats you get us every year for Christmas.
我再也不想要玻璃暹罗猫了！ I don't want any more Siamese glass cats!
暹罗猫可是古埃及的神物… The Siamese cat is a symbol of nobility in ancient Egypt.
去你的神物！ Fuck nobility!
去你的古埃及！ Fuck ancient Egypt.
去你猫的！ Fuck cats!
毒品钱你从没付过 And you never paid for drugs.
从来没有 Not once.
你勾引我老婆上床 You slept with my wife.
你还勾引我上床！ You slept with me too!
为那晚上我整整烦恼了十年 直到现在！ And I've had confused feelings about that for 10 years now!
你从没付过毒品钱 And you never once paid for drugs.
从来没有 Not once.
你自己玩去吧，杜威·寇克斯 You're on your own, Dewey Cox.
我们不干了 We're leaving.
你生命中的这一乐章该结束了 杜威·寇克斯 Well, I guess this is the end of a chapter in your life, Dewey Cox.
你怎么了，杜威·寇克斯？ What's happened to you, Dewey Cox?
别管闲事，达令！ Stay out of this, Darlene!
那些最爱你的人被你一个个撵走！ You're driving away the people who love you most!
我不需要任何人，达令 I don't need anybody, Darlene.
我只需要音乐就够了 All I need is my music.
我不是说你的音乐，杜威 我讲的是毒品 This ain't about your music, Dewey. It's about the drugs.
心肝儿，跟你说了我会再次戒毒的 Honey, I told you I'm gonna quit again.
不论早晚，等做完唱片我就戒 As soon as the record's done. Whenever that is.
我要完成传世之作，催不得 Look, you can't rush a masterpiece.
你得停手，必须先把毒瘾除了，否则… You need to take a break. You need to clean yourself up, otherwise...
否则什么？ Otherwise what?
否则我就和你离婚 Otherwise I can't be married to you no more.
我知道你不是说真的 I know you don't mean that.
我相信你明白，这次我是真的 I believe you know that I do.
好吧 Okay.
- 好么？ - 好的 - Okay? - Okay.
你要停手了？ You'll take a break?
我要停手了 I will take a break.
你会戒毒么？ And you'll quit the drugs?
我会戒毒的 And I will quit the drugs.
杜威！ Dewey!
哦，宝贝，很久以来我一直在祈祷 能有这么一天 Oh, baby. I've been praying about this day for so long.
- 刚才你往嘴里放什么东西？ - 口香糖 - What did you just put in your mouth? - Gum.
- 你从不吃口香糖 - 是糖果？ - You ain't chewing no gum. - Candy?
- 你到底往嘴里放了什么？ - PCP(五氯酚，属迷幻药) - What did you put in your mouth? - It's PCP.
你刚向我保证…！ Oh, you just said...!
我要去城里！ I'm going to town!
滚开，猪头！ Get out of the road, you jerk!
嘿！ Hey!
嘿！ 你要干嘛？ Hey! What's going on?
他在那儿！ There he is!
杜威！别爬楼！那样不和谐！ Dewey! Get off that building! It's inappropriate!
杜威·寇克斯，你让我没了选择 Dewey Cox, you give me no choice.
虽然这样做我很伤心 但我还是要离开你 It breaks my heart, but I'm leaving you.
我是宙斯！ I'm Zeus!
凡人阻止不了我！我是宙斯！ No mortal can stop me! I'm Zeus!
- 康复治疗？ - 康复治疗 - Rehab? - Rehab.
内特！ Nate!
内特？ Nate?
如果我没被你砍死 或出其他意外的话 This is what I'd look like if I'd grown up...
这应该是我长大后的样子 ...and perhaps hadn't been murdered, or whatever.
我想跟你说，你他妈得振作起来！ I just came to tell you you need to get your shit together!
我知道 I know.
我又崩溃了 I've fallen again.
你看看你，哭得就像个娘们儿 Listen to yourself. Whining like a little bitch.
如果我还活着，说不定 能当上那狗屁美国总统 If I was alive right now, I'd be the fucking president of the United States.
我还会上月球，找个把外星人杀了玩 I'd be on the moon, walking around looking for aliens to kill.
- 什嘛？ - 知道为什么爸爸更喜欢我？ - What? - You know why Dad liked me better?
因为我比你更强 Because I was better than you.
我弹的钢琴，那叫天籁 When I played the piano, I was fucking awesome.
你觉得我容易么？ Well, you think it's been easy for me?
你死之后，我就失去了嗅觉 Since you're gone I got no sense of smell.
哦，原来你失去了嗅觉？ Oh, you got no sense of smell?
你闻不到东西？ 可怜的你闻不到东西？ You can't smell anything? You can't smell anything?
我碰不到自己的脚，杜威！ I got no sense of having legs, Dewey!
我失去了生命！我的死是因为… I have no life! I'm dead because somebody...
我现在不想说出那个人的名字… ...l'm not gonna point out names right now...
那个人他用一把砍刀谋杀了我 ...decided to murder me with a machete.
- 内特… - 我没嗅觉，没触觉，没感觉 - Nate. - I can't even smell, touch, feel.
我连自慰能力都没有！ 试过用鬼手打飞机么？屁都打不出！ I can't even masturbate. You ever try to jerk off with a ghost hand? Nothing!
我只想说，你必须自救 I'm just trying to say you need to fix this shit.
你得从浴缸里爬出来，重新开始写歌 You need to get out of that bathtub. Start writing songs again.
不知他想完了没有？ Is he almost done thinking about his life?
他大概刚刚回想到七十年代 He just reached the '70s.
加州 马里布 1976年
施瓦茨，我不知道 我不知道我这是怎么了 Schwartzy, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what's going on with me.
我遇到了创作瓶颈 I got the song block.
创作瓶颈… Song block.
我想我也不需要再写什么新歌了 I don't need to write any new songs.
只要重新包装一下老歌就行了 来一次怀旧巡演，唱那首“艰难前行” I'll just do my old ones. We'll do a oldies tour. I'll do "Walk Hard."
杜威，“艰难前行”是20年前的歌 Dewey, "Walk Hard" is over 20 years old.
但很多人喜欢听我的老歌 Well, a lot of people like my old songs.
很多老年人喜欢听你的老歌 Old people like your old songs.
提个建议行么？ May I make a suggestion?
知道“汤尼玛丽秀”么？ Are you familiar with the Donny & Marie show?
- 电视秀？ - CBS(哥伦比亚广播公司)打电话给我 - The television show? - I got a call from CBS.
他们也想为你打造一台类似的节目 They wanna do the same kind of show with you.
我是一名严肃的音乐工作者 不是什么电视明星 I'm a serious musician. I'm not some TV personality.
何不歌视双栖呢？看看那些在Hee Haw (乡村音乐电视真人秀)上亮相的傻瓜 Well, why can't you be both? Look at those goofy bastards on Hee Haw.
我倒蛮喜欢Hee Haw这档节目的 Well, I do love Hee Haw.
杜威，电视能够直入人心 Television, Dewey. It's the way into the people's hearts.
好吧，今天你就给他们回电… All right. You call them back today...
告诉CBS先生… ...and you tell Mr. CBS...
…就说，如果由我来负责创意 我就参加他们的节目 ...that I will do it if I have total creative control.
杜威，创意部分不可能交给你 Dewey, you can't have any creative control.
那好… Okay.
那就答应他们吧 靠，做就做吧 All right, let's just do it then. Fuck it, let's do it.
反正我无聊 I'm bored.
从加州伯班克为您现场直播… Live from Burbank, California.
“杜威·寇克斯秀”！ It's The Dewey Cox Show.
主持人：杜威·寇克斯！ And now your host, Dewey Cox!
- 艰难前行 - 前行 - Walk hard - Hard
- 前行 - 前行 - Hard - Hard
生活的道路崎岖不平 Down life's rocky road
- 勇敢迈进 - 迈进 - Walk bold - Bold
- 前行 - 前行 - Hard - Hard
这是我的信义 That's my creed
我的标记 My code
我受过轻蔑诽谤，也曾遭人嘲奚 I been scorned and slandered And ridiculed too
每天我都得努力维持生计 Had to suffer every day My whole life through
见过这世界最严酷的压力 Seen my share of the worst That the world can give
但我依然有梦，生存热情不熄 But I still got a dream And a burnin' rage to live
艰难前行 Walk hard
谢谢，女士们先生们，欢迎光临 Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the show.
今晚将有一场好戏奉献给大家 We've got a great one.
下面要介绍的是，本场第一位嘉宾… To get things rolling, I'd like to bring out my first guest...
一名我眼中的超级模特： 谢丽尔·希姬！ ...a model I think is pretty super: Miss Cheryl Tiegs.
你好，谢丽尔，今晚你真俏 Well, hello, Cheryl. Don't you look lovely tonight.
非常感谢，先生，你也很帅 Well, thanks so much, sir. So do you.
知道么，谢丽尔，你让我想起了 1977年的新款巡洋舰 Cheryl, you know, you remind me of a 1977 Corvette.
为什么呢？ Why is that?
因为你也是漂亮的新型产品啊 (模特与型号同字) Because you're a beautiful new model.
开个玩笑 Just kidding.
不知我是否有幸能与你合唱一曲？ Would you do me the honor of joining me for a song?
哦，这还用问么，寇克斯先生 Well, I thought you'd never ask, Mr. Cox.
宝贝，带着你的心来吧 Baby, come as you are With just your heart
我会接受原来的你 And I'll take you in
你被人抛弃，身困心乏 You're rejected and hurt
我看你的灵魂，依然美丽如昔 To me you're worth What you have within
宝贝，你不必成为明星 You don't have to be a star, baby
在我的舞台上 总有你一席之地 To be in my show
各位晚安，下周再见 Good night, everybody. We'll see you next week.
演出不错 Good show.
- 准备好了么，杜威？ - 是的，我准备好了 - You ready, Dewey? - Yes, I'm ready.
“谁想要派对” 杜威主唱，第一次录音 "Who Wants to Party?" Dewey, lead vocal, take one.
嘿嘿，有谁想要派对？ Hey, hey Who wants to party?
嘿嘿，有谁现在要派对？ Hey, hey Who wants to party now?
我不知道，一会儿见 I don't know. I'll see you in a minute.
好吧，大家都好么？大家都好么？ All right. Everybody good? Everybody good?
留步，杜威 这派对非常棒 Whoa, Dewey. Great party, great party.
谢谢你，达拉斯的帕特里克·达菲 老弟，玩个尽兴吧 Thanks, Patrick Duffy from Dallas. Listen, mingle, enjoy yourself.
- 看上哪个就去上吧 - 那好嘞 - Have sex with anybody you want. - Well, can do.
- 嘿！ - 杜威！ - Hey! - Dewey!
哦，你的节目非常轰动 上周你甚至超过了麦克劳德 Oh, my God, your show is such a hit. You beat McCloud last week.
谢谢你，摩根·费柴迪 我从来不关心收视率的 Well, thank you, Morgan Fairchild, but I never pay attention to the ratings.
开个玩笑…下周我们要让 “汤尼玛丽秀”哭鼻子 Just kidding. We're gonna take a shit on Donnie & Marie.
- 哦，我相信你行，心肝 - 是的 - Oh, you do that, honey. - Yes.
嘿，是你啊，和我跳支舞吧，杜威？ Hey, you. Are you gonna save a dance for me, Dewey?
好的，没问题，你是“霹雳天使” 里的谢丽尔·拉德吧 Well, you bet, Cheryl Ladd from Charlie's Angels.
你来了啊，寇克斯-希姬小美人 Hey there, Little Miss Cox-Tiegs.
我的新任太太：谢丽尔·寇克斯-希姬 你们见过么？ Have you met my new wife, Cheryl Cox-Tiegs?
是的，我们见过 We've met, yes.
你们两个都叫谢丽尔，好笑不好笑？ Isn't that funny? You're both named Cheryl.
是啊，我们都注意到了 Yeah. We're aware of that.
真是太搞笑了 That is hilarious.
嘿嘿，有谁想要派对？ Hey, hey Who wants to party?
这次能源危机，我一点概念也没有 I don't know what they're talking about with this energy crisis.
因为我的能量非常充沛，知道不？ 我浑身都是能量 Because I have plenty of energy, all right? I am loaded with energy.
很早以前我就不插手政治了 Look, I gave up politics a long time ago.
让别人游行去吧，我玩我的飞盘去 You know, let somebody else march. I wanna play Frisbee.
我住在海滩边，看别人在海滩上游行 I'm on the beach. I'm not marching on the beach.
比利，不要充好汉 Billy, don't be a hero
别拿自己的命开心 Don't be a fool with your life
干我，杜威 Do me, Dewey.
不可以，谢丽尔·拉德 我娶的是谢丽尔·希姬 I can't, Cheryl Ladd, I'm married to Cheryl Tiegs.
哦，本来上周的嘉宾可以是我而不是她 Oh, I should've been your guest star last week instead of her.
本该是我 It could've been me.
“本该是我” "It could've been me."
那本该是我，本该是我… It could have been me Could've been me
跟着感觉走，跟着感觉走 Stay in it. Stay in it.
那本该是我… It could've been me
摇起来… Rocky ro...
不！你又唱老调了！ No! You're repeating yourself!
为什么我再也写不出该死的歌了？ Why can't I write a fucking song anymore?
我爱夜生活，摇摆左右左 I love the nightlife I got to boogie
跟着迪斯科 On the disco 'round
哦耶 Oh, yeah
我跟你说，我爱夜生活 I told you I love the nightlife
摇摆左右左 I got to boogie
跟着迪斯科，哦耶 On the disco 'round Oh, yeah
说实话，我从来没有如此满足过 I'll tell you, I've never been so truly satisfied.
和你一起住在这无敌海景房… Living here in this beautiful beach house with you...
我最最美丽的谢丽尔·寇克斯-希姬 ...my beautiful Cheryl Cox-Tiegs.
收视长红，舞台火爆 The ratings are great. These are the salad days.
我此生一直在寻找的东西，就是这个 Yeah, I've been looking for something my whole life, and this is it.
我终于真正满足了 I'm finally truly satisfied.
再见，我的爱 Goodbye, love
你别回家了，就住我客房里 You are not going home. You are sleeping in the guestroom.
住下别走了 Forever.
因为你是唯一坚持留下的人 Because you're the only one who stuck around.
其他人都恶心走了… Everyone else got sick of it and left...
只有你坚持留了下来 这说明你是我的知音 ...but you stuck around, which means you're my friend.
天空中有个外星人在守候 There's a starman waiting in the sky
他来是想给我们问候 He'd like to come and meet us
但他怕自己会把事情搞臭 But he thinks he'd blow our minds
天空中有个外星人在守候 There's a starman waiting in the sky
他让我们别把事情搞臭 因为他知道这难以补救 He's told us not to blow it 'Cause he knows it's all worthwhile
他告诉我 He told me
让孩子们继续使用 让孩子们挥霍一空 Let the children use it Let the children lose it
让所有的孩子摇摆享受 Let all the children boogie
该死的！ Goddamn it!
究竟要怎么做，你们才能明白我？ 要我发明火？ I mean, what do I have to do to get you on my bone? Invent fire?
然后大家都开心，靠卖火发财… 好了，休息五分钟 And then huge laugh and we go to commercial. All right, take five.
嘿 Hey.
排演很成功，杜威，短剧很有趣 Great rehearsal, Dewey. Very funny sketch.
谢谢，这次的收视率听说了没？ Thank you. Have you seen the ratings?
我们每周都落在“绿巨人”后头 We're getting our ass kicked by The Incredible Hulk.
应该说昨晚那集的剧情非常特别 Well, last night's episode was a very special episode.
绿巨人竟然有个邪恶的孪生兄弟 They revealed that the Incredible Hulk has an evil twin.
而且他的皮肤不是绿色的，是红色的 And he's not green. He's red.
我知道，那太出人意料了 你也看了那集？ I know. It was amazing. Did you see it?
你没办法和他们比拼 但得想法提高收视率 You can't compete with that. But we do need to do more promotion.
我想了个办法：向观众介绍 全新的杜威·寇克斯 Here's what we'll do. We'll introduce people to the new Dewey Cox.
我带了个姑娘来这儿采访你 达拉斯当地新闻联播的主持 I got a girl here to interview you. She's from the local affiliate in Dallas.
我不知道，我不是很擅于接受采访 I don't know. I'm not so good on interviews.
老兄，这就像三个指头捏田螺 非常容易的 Bubbe, it's a puff piece. It's very puffy.
你只需告诉听众… All you have to do is remind the audience...
你已经告别毒品注射了 还有你的节目非常有趣，不是么？ ...you're not mainlining acid anymore. And the show, it's a lot of fun, right?
- 对此你乐在其中 - 是啊 - You're having fun. - Yeah.
周四本地新闻结束后就是我们的节目 It's on every Thursday night after the local news.
“周四本地新闻后就是我的节目 …我已经告别毒品注射了” "It's on every Thursday night after your local news. I'm not mainlining acid."
- 绝不再吸毒了 - 哦，这我可不敢保证 - Anymore. - Oh, I'm not gonna promise that.
- 随你，换个说法也行 - “我再也不抽'天使尘'了… - Whatever you're comfortable with. - "I don't smoke angel dust anymore.
所以大家不用担心”这么说行么？ So don't be afraid." Something like that?
跟我们说说你的新节目吧 Why don't you tell us about your new TV program?
那是一台多姿多彩的节目 我会在其中尝试很多东西 Gail, it's a variety show. I do a little bit of everything.
唱唱歌，跳跳舞，和嘉宾聊聊天… I do some singing, some dancing, chatting with the guests...
小品，独角戏，荒诞剧 ...the skits, the monologues, the comedy.
太好了，荒诞剧 Wonderful. Comedy.
真的非常开心 It really is a lot of fun.
广告后节目更开心 We'll have more fun when we come back from this word from our sponsors.
别走开，马上回来 Don't go away.
知道么，我说，我真的很同情你 Okay, you know what, I gotta tell you, my heart goes out to you.
我知道，主持一台烂的像屎一样 的节目是种什么感觉 I know what it's like to be on a piece-of-shit television program...
- 因为我现在就在主持这样的节目 - 你说什么？ ...because I'm hosting one right now. - Excuse me?
真恨不得崩了自己的脑袋 我就是这种感觉 Must wanna blow your fucking brains out, I'll bet. I know I do.
欢迎回来，继续关注杜威·寇克斯 And we're back with Mr. Dewey Cox.
我们刚才谈到了他那有趣的节目 We're talking about the fun he's having on his show.
现在我们不如说说你那位迷人的太太 达令，她怎么样？ But right now, let's talk about your lovely wife, Darlene. How's she doing?
我和达令几年前就离婚了，盖尔 Darlene and I separated some years ago, Gail.
哦，这样啊，看来我功课没做好… Oh, okay. Guess I didn't do my homework.
我的回答是：我非常非常想念她 And to answer your question, I miss her terribly.
哇哦，答得真甜 Well, that's sweet.
为什么不谈谈你的父母？ 他们一定为你自豪 Why don't we talk about your parents? They've gotta be proud of you.
呃，我妈妈死了 Well, my mom is dead.
我爸和我从不说话… And my pa and I don't speak to each other...
所以我们不是很亲 ...so we're not very close.
把这段切了，别把节目弄得太伤感了 We can always cut around this if it gets too pathetic.
跟我们说说你的孩子 听说你有一大帮孩子 Tell us about your kids. I know you got a whole slew of them.
监护权之战让我焦头烂额 I'm locked in a custody battle at this time.
法院硬要我履行监护义务 我认为他们错了 Custody is being forced upon me, which I don't think is right.
你知道，如果你不想要孩子了… You know, if you don't want the responsibility of children...
…你应该有权撒手不管… ...you should be able to walk away...
但我的几个前妻显然都没这种觉悟 那么不如这样… ...and apparently a couple of my ex-wives don't feel the same. So, yeah.
无论我的孩子身处何方 请记得收看“杜威·寇克斯秀”… Wherever my kids are, they're watching The Dewey Cox Show...
…每周四晚八点，本地新闻结束后 就是我的节目！ ...on Thursday nights at 8:00, right after the local news.
我还想告诉每一位观众… And I just wanted to say to everyone out there...
我再也不注射毒品了 也不碰PCP了 ...l'm no longer mainlining acid or smoking PCP.
这是我的官方声明 It's official.
好吧，不如找个轻松一点的话题 Okay. Why don't we lighten it up just a bit here?
你是个大忙人，杜威·寇克斯 平时是否有闲情品闻玫瑰的芳香？ You're so busy, Dewey Cox, do you have time to stop and smell the roses?
我什么鬼味道也闻不到 I've got no fucking sense of smell.
好吧，我不想说了 All right, I'm done.
- 拜托，问之前先查查清楚 - 本来想问点更好的… - Come on, folks. Do a little research. - That would've been nice information.
对不起，我最近被节目搞得筋疲力尽 I'm sorry, I must be tired from the show or something.
- 其实还好啦 - 是啊，杜威，还算不错呢 - It's okay. - Yeah, Dewey, it's okay.
不，我觉得不好，我本来可以做的 No, it's not okay. I should be able to do this.
我们不着急 We're in no rush.
要不要再叫个印第安女人来？ Should we get an American Indian woman?
那样也没用，应该够刺激了 No, that won't help. I mean, it should already be pretty exciting.
有你们三个陪我 There's three of you.
- 是啊 - 是哦 - Yeah. - Yeah.
对了 Yeah.
- 杜威 - 内特？ - Dewey. - Nate?
你该去争取双倍的成就 看你都在搞什么鬼东西？ You were supposed to be double great. What the fuck is this bullshit?
- 我明白 - 我只想要你… - I know. - All I'm asking...
写一首传世之作… ...is that you write one masterpiece...
…成为你一生的巅峰 ...that is the culmination of your entire life.
这样很难么？ How hard is that?
我很空虚，内特，我该怎么办？ I'm empty, Nate. What do I do?
杜威，你这一生中，有谁 让你觉得自己一无是处？ Dewey, who's the one person in your life who's made you feel like shit?
- 爸爸 - 你得跟他谈谈，杜威 - Pa. - You need to talk to him, Dewey.
- 我不知道 - 你得抱抱他 - I don't know. - You need to hug him.
我一辈子都在逃避这个问题 I have been putting this off my entire life...
但我想你说的有道理 ...but I think you might be right.
死的不该是那孩子… The wrong kid died
你好，爸爸 Hello, Pa.
你来干嘛？ What do you want?
我觉得有些事得跟你说清楚 I feel like there's some things I need to say to you.
那好吧，说 Well, go on. Talk.
我认识到… I've realized that...
对于内特的死，我从没说过抱歉 ...I never really said I was sorry for what happened with Nate.
爸爸，我这一辈子… Pa, I've spent my entire life...
一直在找寻爱，我找了不少妻子… ...trying to find love with wives...
找了不少宾馆服务生… ...and hotel clerks...
找了不少收费站女工… ...and tollbooth attendants...
还找了长颈鹿、猴子和蹦床… ...and giraffes and monkeys and trampolines...
甚至还找了装扮成女人的男人 和长得像你的人 ...and men who dress like women and men who look like you.
最后我意识到，真正应该爱我的那个人… And I realized the only person I've ever really wanted to love me...
…就是你，爸爸 ...was you, Pa.
杜威，我不知该说什么好 Dewey, I don't know what to say.
什么都不用说，爸爸 You don't have to say anything, Pa.
我来只想告诉你，我爱你… I just wanted to come here and tell you that I loved you...
而且我一直爱着你 ...and I always have.
很高兴你终于有勇气说出来，杜威 I appreciate you finding the courage to say that, Dewey.
但解决问题的办法只有一个 But there's only one way to settle this.
- 用砍刀 - 什么？ - Machetes. - What?
今天，让该死的那个孩子下地狱吧 The right kid is gonna die tonight.
你练刀很久了吧！ You've been practicing!
不，爸爸，不！ No, Pa. No!
这一天，我盼了多少年！ I been waiting for this for a long time!
真的？ You have?
哦，不 Oh, no.
哦，我的老天！ Oh, my goodness!
我把自己劈成两半了 I halved myself.
爸爸！不！ Pa! No, Pa!
杜威，直到这一刻我才明白… Dewey, I guess I never realized until this moment...
只要稍不小心 一个人就会被砍成两半 ...just how easy it is to accidentally cut someone in half.
是啊，你才发现？ It is, right?
很抱歉我错怪了你，杜威 I'm sorry for blaming you, Dewey.
你不是有意要把内特砍成两半的 Of course you didn't mean to cut Nate in half.
现在真相大白了 It's all so obvious now.
爸爸… Pa.
我应该做一个更好的爸爸，杜威 I should've been a better father to you, Dewey.
真希望能多花点时间陪你玩接抛球… I wish I spent more time playing catch with you...
而不该一味锻炼身心 只想着某天用刀砍死你 ...and less time training my body and mind to kill you in a machete fight.
你要做个好父亲，别像我似的 You be a better father than I was, Dewey.
我会努力的，爸爸 I'll try, Pa.
那应该不会很难 It shouldn't be that hard.
如果我不行了… In case I don't make it...
爸！别这么说，你能挺过去的！ 都七十年代了！ Pa! You're gonna make it! It's the 1970s!
他们有各种新疗法，能够把 上半身和下半身缝在一起了！ They got all kinds of new procedures that can attach tops to bottoms now!
坚持住！你会没事的！ Hang in there! You're gonna be fine!
我想你是对的，快去叫医生… I reckon you're probably right. Now, go call the doctor...
- 再给我带点冰块来，要很多冰块 - 带点冰块 ...and bring me some ice, a lot of ice. - Some ice.
还有止血带，别忘了拿止血带 And a tourniquet. Don't forget a tourniquet.
- 好的，冰块和止血带？ - 冰块和止血带 - All right, ice and a tourniquet? - Ice and a tourniquet.
- 还有止血带 - 别忘了拿止血带 - And a tourniquet. - Don't forget that tourniquet.
你不是一直想听那三个字么，杜威？ And you know those three words you always wanted to hear, Dewey?
好吧，我说了 Well, here they are.
我爱… I love...
你爱什么？ You love what?
爸，你爱什么？ Pa, you love what?
第三个字是什么？ What was the third word?
快，就差一个字了！ Come on, one more word!
不！ No!
你们这帮该死的寄生虫 全都给我滚出这间屋子！ I want all you fucking parasites out of my house...
现在就滚！ ...right now!
我说了，所有人都滚出去！ I said, everybody out!
看看你，自高自大的下流胚 Well, look at you, you arrogant cocksucker.
- 你竟敢骂我 - 你怎么回事，杜威？ - How dare you. - What happened to you, Dewey?
我不知道我怎么回事 但我知道你怎么回事 I don't know what's happened to me, but I know what happened to you.
帕特里克·达菲被人揍了 Patrick Duffy took a beating.
停手，杜威，你这杂种 Stop it, Dewey, you son of a bitch.
停手！帕特里克·达菲 说了我们大家的心里话 Stop it! Patrick Duffy was only saying what we were all feeling.
你给我滚开，谢丽尔·寇克斯-希姬！ You get the hell away from me, Cheryl Cox-Tiegs!
如果你敢把那东西从墙上扯下来 我就跟你离婚 If you tear that sink off the wall, I'm leaving you.
- 哦，是吗？ - 是的 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
我要跟你离婚，杜威·寇克斯 I'm leaving you, Dewey Cox.
不要！ No!
爸爸？ Dad?
什么事，儿子？ Yes, what is it, son?
我在想，你要不要和我玩接抛球 I was just wondering if you wanna have a catch.
接抛球？ A catch?
儿子啊… Son...
在这世界上，我最想做的事情就是… ...there is nothing in this world I want more...
和你一起玩接抛球 ...than to have a catch with you.
原谅我，儿子，我知道 这问题听起来有点怪… Son, forgive me, this is going to sound strange...
…但你叫什么名字？ ...but what is your name again?
我的名字叫小杜威 但朋友们都叫我“露珠” I'm Dewey Junior, but my friends call me "Dewdrop."
好吧… Well...
很高兴正式认识你，露珠 It's nice to formally meet you, Dewdrop.
原来这就是接抛球啊 So this is catch.
这就是我这么多年 在外打拼所错过的东西 This is what I been missing out on all them years on the road, huh?
我很喜欢，这非常棒 你抛给我，我再抛还给你 I like it, it's wonderful. You throw it to me, I throw it back to you.
很简单，却又很上瘾 It's so simple, and yet so powerful.
小子，你玩这个真够菜的 Boy, you're really terrible at this game.
那是因为你以前从没跟我玩过 Well, I mean, you never really played with me before.
让我找谁去练呢？ 儿子需要自己的父亲 How am I supposed to learn? A boy needs a dad.
是啊，是需要 Yes, he does.
看来，你我得花点时间 弥补那些失去的时光 Well, I reckon we got some lost time to make up, you and me.
还有你的兄弟姐妹们，你们一共几个？ And all your brothers and sisters. How many of you are there?
亲兄妹22个，同父异母的兄妹14个 Twenty-two brothers and sisters. And also 14 half-brothers and half-sisters.
我的神啊 Holy shit.
看来得花上一段时间了 This may take a while.
接得不错 That's real good.
很漂亮 So beautiful.
你确定你是我亲生的？ Are you sure you're one of mine?
来吧，尝尝这泥土的味道 Go ahead and taste some dirt.
这土不错，这土真不错 That's good dirt. That's good dirt.
从表面意义看，麦克白是为了复仇 On the surface, Macbeth is about revenge.
但其中的潜台词又是什么呢？ But what is the subtext?
它反映了苏格兰王室家族的权力争斗 这就是其中的潜在意义 A power struggle for the Scottish royal family, that's what it is.
我刚才说过，那家伙是个爱尔兰佬 I just gave you it. That one's a mulligan.
好 Yeah.
你好，杜威 Hello, Dewey.
达令 Darlene.
今天是杜伊娜的生日，我带了礼物给她 是一串手镯 It's Dewina's birthday. I brought her a present. It's a bracelet.
格兰·坎贝尔他还好么？ How's Glen Campbell?
我和他很久以前就分手了 He and I split up a long time ago.
真的？ Really?
这些年我一个人过 It's just me these days.
孤单的50岁 At age 50.
和我散步好么，达令·麦迪逊？ Would you care to take a walk with me, Darlene Madison?
田纳西，寇克斯农场 1992年 我最近都没怎么碰音乐 I haven't been playing much music.
我现在意识到，那几年在外闯荡 忽视了做父亲的职责 I realize now I wasn't much of a father when I was out on the road.
现在这些让我感到幸福 Now this is what makes me happy.
不是音乐，也不是毒品… Not the music, not getting high...
而是我的家人 ...just my family.
我现在只在乎家人 That's all I care about.
我的家还缺个人，达令 And that family is missing one piece, Darlene.
老天啊，今天你真漂亮 和我们初遇时一模一样 My God, you're as beautiful as the day I met you.
现在的寇克斯又老又丑 你不会有兴趣的 You don't want this dirty old Cox.
哦，我比以前任何时候都想要你 Oh, I want it more than ever.
你今天洗头了么？ Did you wash your hair today?
当然，你怎么知道？ I sure did. How could you tell?
闻着好香啊 It smells terrific.
我闻到了… I smelt it.
你是说…？ You mean?
我闻到了！ I smelt it!
我的嗅觉又回来了！ I can smell again!
我闻到了！ I smelt it!
- 让我闻闻你 - 闻吧 - I smell you. - Smell it.
哦，你让我快发狂了 Oh, you've been driving me wild.
我闻到了！我闻到了！ I smelt it! I smelt it!
主啊，我终于闻到了！ I smelt it, God!
奇迹啊！ It's a miracle!
我闻到了鲜花 I smell you, flowers.
我闻到了嫩枝 I smell you, twig.
我闻到了马粪！ I smell horseshit!
太难闻了！ It's horrible!
- 但我能闻到！ - 尽情地闻马粪吧，宝贝！ - But I can smell it! - Smell that shit, baby!
我闻到了 I smelt it.
从那之后，我至少分清了… Anyway, that's when I learned...
安眠酮和滑水板的味道不一样 ...that Quaaludes and water-skiing do not mix.
你要记住哦 Now, you remember that.
你怎么会做那么多不好的事情呢 爷爷？ How come you did all of that stuff, Grandpa?
告诉你，杜威·拉希姆 那时候我还年轻，还很傻 Well, Dewey Rahim, I'll tell you. I was young and stupid then.
很多事我都不明白 I didn't understand a lot of things.
我想，这与我年少时接受的教育有关 Think it had to do with how I was reared as a boy.
但你知道，我当时并没抱怨 But, you know, I got no complaints.
那是一段美妙的旅程 It's been a beautiful ride.
一段美妙的旅程？ A beautiful ride?
一段美妙的旅程… A beautiful ride.
杜威，亲爱的 来了个人，他想见你 Dewey, sweetheart, there's someone here to see you.
寇克斯先生 Mr. Cox.
对不起，我们见过么？ I'm sorry, have we met?
你曾和我父亲一起共事 他叫科维奇·乐罕 You worked with my father, Kvetch L'Chaim.
你是乐罕先生的儿子？ You're Mr. L'Chaim's boy?
德雷窦·乐罕就是我 Dreidel L'Chaim, that's me.
很高兴再次见到你，德雷窦·乐罕 Well, it's nice to see you again, Dreidel L'Chaim.
我也很高兴 The pleasure's all mine.
听着，寇克斯先生 我有样东西要给你看 Listen, Mr. Cox, there's something I want to show you.
我从来不染指男孩 但能让灰姑娘摇摆 I never rock a fella But I rock a Cinderella
她坐在黑人的腿间 像大提琴一样摆动 While she's sittin' in between A nigga's legs like a cello
大概是因为那对甜甜圈 Must be those pair of double-Ds
黑老弟的牛仔裤里 那玩意儿坚硬如铁 That got a nigga sittin' Rock-hard in his jeans
游戏开始 把你的小嘴变成那温柔洞哟 Time to play Make your mouth into a hole, yo
你说说看我的感受 当我在你船上游走 Tell me how I feel When I'm rockin' your boat
- 我想让你干得 - 硬无比 - I wanna make you fuckin' - Hard
我已经湿透了，我想让你变得 I'm so wet, I gotta make you
硬无比 Hard
乐罕先生，你怎么能 让他们做出这种东西… Mr. L'Chaim, how could you allow them to do such a thing...
还引用了我丈夫的音乐？ ...with my husband's music?
先别发火，这唱片卖得可火了 Through the roof, we're selling.
里尔·那宰克，就是那个饶舌歌手 他是个可爱的家伙 Lil' Nutzzak. That's the rapper. Sweet kid.
不管别的，他向现在的年轻人 引荐了一名前辈… Anyway, he's introduced a whole new generation...
让大家见识了杜威·寇克斯的魔力 ...to the magic of Dewey Cox.
你们甚至可以同台合作，寇克斯和 里尔·那宰克，多么绝妙的组合 You could even play together. Cox and Lil' Nutzzak. What a package.
如果你们觉得这还不够… Anyway, as if that was not enough...
下个月，杜威将获得终生成就奖 ...they're giving Dewey the Lifetime Achievement Award next month.
终生成就奖？ The Lifetime Achievement Award?
宝贝，太棒了 Baby, that's wonderful.
你上电视，他们给你颁奖 你再唱首歌，多么梦幻啊 You go on TV, they give you the award, you play a song, it's a magical thing.
我不能上电视，不能再唱歌了 I can't go on TV and play.
- 什么？为什么？ - 为什么呀，爷爷？ - What? Why not? - Why, Grandpa?
靠，我都71岁了 都不知道自己能不能再摇起来 Hell, I'm 71 years old. I don't even know if I can rock no more.
你当然能了，甜心 Of course you can rock, sweetheart.
你一定还能摇起来的，甜心 Of course you can rock, sweetheart.
但我自己不能确定我是否还行 Well, I don't know that I can rock.
除此之外… And besides that...
我退出乐坛是有原因的 ...I gave that life up for a reason.
我经不起那些诱惑，达令 I'm afraid of the temptations, Darlene.
你能行的，杜威，我知道你行 You can do it, Dewey. I know you can.
就去那儿唱一首你的歌吧 Just go out there and sing your song.
把我的乐队找来 I'm gonna need my band.
我的屁股… My hip.
女士们先生们… Ladies and gentlemen...
掌声欢迎朱厄尔、莱尔·拉维特 和杰克逊·布朗尼 ...please welcome Jewel, Lyle Lovett and Jackson Browne.
艰难前行 Walk hard
前行 Hard
生活的道路 Down life's
- 崎岖不平 - 崎岖不平 - Rocky road - Rocky road
勇敢迈进 Walk bold
迈进 Hard
这是我的信义 That's my creed
- 我的标记 - 我的标记 - My code - My code
我受过轻蔑诽谤，也曾遭人嘲奚 I been scorned and slandered And ridiculed too
每天我都得努力维持生计 Had to struggle every day My whole life through
见过这世界最严酷的压力 Seen my share of the worst This world can give
但我依然有梦，生存热情不熄 But I still got a dream And a burnin' rage to live
- 嗨 - 嘿你好 - Hi. - Hey there.
你好 Hello.
看啊，他真可爱 Oh, he is so cute.
一会儿你打算干嘛，杜威？ What are you doing later, Dewey?
我要陪家人回酒店 I am returning to the hotel with my family.
二位晚安 Good night to you.
他上了我奶奶 He fucked my grandma.
太牛B了 That's awesome.
“鬼脸”基拉！ Ghostface Killah.
艰难前行 我是一个艰难的行者 Walking hard I'm a real hard walker
一个快枪手，一个绕口王 Fast on the trigger And a smooth talker
我拔起枪来就像007 我砍起人来好比老杜威 My guns pop out like a jack-in-the-box I'll cut you in half like Dewey Cox
- 艰难前行 - 我的肌肤上满是疤痕 - Walk hard - My skin stays scarred
关于这一点你可以问神 You can ask God
很多女士解开胸罩扣子 Lots of ladies unsnapped they bras
莱尔·拉维特说我在火星上过马子 Ask Lyle Lovett I had sex on Mars
那是我们的做事方式 每当我们艰难前行时 That's how we do it When we walk hard
- 艰难前行 - 问我怎么前行？像石头一样坚硬 - Walk hard - How do I walk? Hard as a stone
问我怎么前行？像脊梁一样坚硬 How do I walk? Hard like a bone
- 艰难前行 - 问我怎么前行？像铁凿一样坚硬 - Walk hard - How do I walk? Like a jackhammer tool
问我怎么前行？比钻石更加坚硬 How do I walk? Harder than Jewel
要问我们怎么前行 艰难，坚硬，艰难，坚硬 Tell me how we walk Hard, hard, hard, hard
哦不对，是你更可爱 Oh, no. You're adorable.
山姆，你们几个在这儿干嘛？ Sam. What are y'all doing in here?
杜威，快出去，你别掺和进来 Dewey, get out of here. You don't want no part of this shit.
那是什么？ What is it?
这药专治勃起功能障碍 It's a medication for erectile dysfunction.
它会让你犯下大错 It gives you a boner.
如果你有心脏病，请勿服用 Not to be used if you have a heart condition.
如果这个大错持续四个小时以上 只好打电话叫更多女人来救你了 If boners last for more than four hours, call more ladies.
听上去很有诱惑力 Well, that does sound tempting.
但你知道么，山姆？ 我还真不想掺和进来 But do you know what, Sam? I really don't want no part of that shit.
没听清我说的？ 它会让你犯下大错的 Did you hear what I said? It gives you a boner.
真不想让你失望，我的老伙计… Hate to let you down, old friend...
但我不想屈从于诱惑 ...but I don't wanna succumb to the temptations.
- 我的姑娘 - 我的姑娘 - My girl - My girl
说到我的姑娘，耶 Talkin' 'bout my girl, yeah
我的姑娘 My girl
又是诱惑！ The Temptations!
当窗外阵阵秋凉 When it's cold outside
我心中五月阳光 I got the month of May
我还有过去的能耐么？ Do I still have what it takes?
我还是过去的那个我么？ Am I still the man I used to be?
我还有以前的渴望么？ And do I even want to be?
你还是那个杜威·寇克斯 You're still Dewey Cox.
命中注定的那个人就是你 And you're the only man who ever will be.
有这些就够了么？ But is that enough?
有了这些，何止是足够 It's more than enough.
内特，我是否完成了誓言 为你我获得了双倍的成就？ Nate. Have I fulfilled my promise to be double great for the both of us?
你在开玩笑吧？你有44张金唱片 Are you kidding? You've made 44 gold records.
你先是逐一上瘾，然后逐一戒除… You've been addicted to, and then kicked...
…人类所知的几乎每一种毒品 ...almost every drug known to man.
你的上床伴侣包括了411名女性 和3个男人 You slept with 411 women and three men.
杜威，你的人生经历超群 Dewey, you have had an awesome life.
我有么？ I have, haven't I?
你当然有啦 You sure have.
- 爸爸… - 儿子，你走过了艰难的道路 - Pa. - Son, you learned the hard way.
不能总想着你自己 You can't spend all your time thinking about Dewey Cox.
你得想想这个世界，想想你的家庭 You gotta think about the world and your family.
但是，与此同时… But then, at the same time...
你是我内心中的那个孩子？ Are you my inner child?
- 是的，杜威，我就是你 - 他就是我们 - Yeah, Dewey, I'm you. - He's us.
你明白，你得照顾好杜威·寇克斯 You realized you gotta take care of Dewey Cox.
这和我说的有少许不同 That's a little different than what I was saying.
你们说的都对 You're all right.
爸爸，内心的孩子，内特… 还有我的影子 Pa, inner child, Nate, my own reflection.
我明白了，我不能总想着杜威·寇克斯 I've learned that I can't spend all my time thinking about Dewey Cox.
我也明白了，我得爱这个杜威·寇克斯 And I've also learned I need to love Dewey Cox.
我不能总想着别人 I can't spend all my time thinking about other people.
我得把注意力移到自己身上 I have to focus on myself.
但也不能把注意力全移到自己身上 还得把注意力放在别人身上 But also not focus on myself and instead focus on other people.
现在一切都清楚了 It's all so clear now.
是你还是别人，这些都没关系 It's not about yourself and other people.
- 妈妈… - 真正的关键，是音乐 - Mama. - It's about the music.
- 关键就是音乐 - 一直都是这样的 - It's about the music. - It always has been.
一直都是这样的 It always has been.
- 你又是谁？ - 我是你的阴柔一面 - Who are you? - I'm your feminine side.
我一直在等你，等你唤醒我 I've been waiting for you to get in touch with me.
我们听过他的歌，那首“艰难前行” We heard him sing about walking hard...
从歌中我们学到了 将来该怎么走自己的路 ...and we learned a little something about how we wanted to walk.
当提起寇克斯的名字 你会想到什么呢？ What do we think about when we think about Cox?
有人说他是漂泊者… He's been called the Drifter.
说他是模型拼盘、大厨、变色龙… Also the Shape Shifter, the Master Chef, the Chameleon.
还有问题少年、硬骨头… The Problem Child. The Hard One.
白皮肤印第安人、伟岸的侏儒… The White Indian. The Giant Midget.
如果把猫王和巴迪·霍利比作摇滚界的 该隐和亚伯(皆为亚当夏娃之子)… If Elvis and Buddy Holly are the Cain and Abel of rock 'n' roll...
布鲁斯·斯普林斯汀是 泽迦利亚(希伯来先知)… ...and Bruce Springsteen is Zechariah...
依基·波普是玛土撒拉(圣经中高寿者) ...lggy Pop is Methuselah...
当然还有尼尔·扬，他应该是 智慧的先知以西结… ...and, of course, Neil Young is the wise prophet Ezekiel...
…该把杜威·寇克斯比作谁呢？ ...then what does that make Dewey Cox?
我不知道上帝他老人家怎么想… Well, I don't know what God...
寇克斯先生？ Mr. Cox?
不想催他，可马上就要轮到他上台了 I don't wanna rush him, but he goes on in a minute.
先生们女士们，很荣幸为你们介绍… Ladies and gentlemen, it is my great honor to introduce...
…25年来的首次登台亮相… ...for the first time on-stage in 25 years...
…即将上演终极传世之作… ...performing his final masterpiece...
…叙述其多彩传奇的一生… ...that will sum up his entire life...
寇克斯先生？ Mr. Cox?
…这位独一无二的… ...the one, the only...
我准备好了 I'm ready.
…杜威·寇克斯先生！ ...Mr. Dewey Cox.
女士们先生们，非常感谢 Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen.
如果我难复当年勇 还请各位多多原谅 You'll forgive me if I'm a bit rusty.
下面的这首歌，是本人 很久以来的第一支新作 This is the first song I've written in a very long time.
希望你们喜欢 I hope you enjoy it.
我走过风风雨雨 Now that I have lived
一辈子无悔无怨 A lifetime's worth of days
这一刻我终于醒悟 Finally I see
年少的轻慢狂狷 The folly of my ways
请听我唱这一首歌 So listen when I sing of
道出世间诱惑纠葛 The temptations of this world
闪亮的跑车和迷幻的毒药 Fancy cars and needles
美酒佳肴和摄魂的珠宝 Whiskey, flesh and pearls
终换得一场空虚无聊 And then in the end
比不上家人朋友的好 It's family and friends
人要先爱自己 Loving yourself
但别只爱自己 But not only yourself
要明白前行的艰难，前行的重要 It's about the good walk And the hard walk
还有在你怀中哭泣的 年轻的妖娆 And the young girls you've made cry
每天来点音乐，直到永恒 It's about make a little music Every day till you die
那将是一段美妙的旅程 It's a beautiful ride
美妙的旅程 Beautiful ride
一段美妙的旅程 A beautiful ride
美妙的旅程 Beautiful ride
美妙的 Beautiful
美妙的旅程 Beautiful ride
当我走上了死亡的崖顶 As I stand on the precipice of death
脚下是一览无余的美景 My perspective is enormous
葱茏的绿叶，羊脂的云 Every leaf, every cloud
扶我走过的那一双双手 I see the hands Which have formed us
多少天欢喜，多少天愁 And some days all you got
仿佛行走在夜晚的墓地 Is a nighttime graveyard walk
无意间吟出甜美的乐曲 And you whistle some sweet melody
用歌声抚慰地下的魂灵 To the ghosts down at the dock
掌中飘出音符 Sing into your hand
带着乐队迈步 Lead the marching band
别让他们抹去你的光辉 Don't you let 'em fade Your colors gray
当一切都尘埃落定 'Cause when all is said and done
青春之火燃烧殆尽 When youth is spent and burned
你就会看清背后的真情 You'll see that it's all about
音乐 Music
鲜花 Flowers
佳人 Babies
与友人分享美好时光 Sharin' the good times
假日里出行游历四方 Travelin' not just for business
要知道是凡人总有一死 Accepting your mortality
最后才明白我也将如此 This is finally what I've learned
与其独守着空虚无聊 And then in the end
不如和家人朋友欢笑 It's family and friends
人要先爱自己 Loving yourself
但别只爱自己 But not only yourself
要明白前行的艰难，前行的重要 It's about the good walk And the hard walk
还有在你怀中哭泣的 年轻的妖娆 And the young girls you've made cry
每天来点音乐，直到永恒 It's about make a little music Every day till you die
那是一段美妙的旅程 It's a beautiful ride
美妙的旅程 Beautiful ride
美妙的 Beautiful
美妙的旅程 Beautiful ride
美妙的 Beautiful
美妙的旅程 Beautiful ride
杜威在演出结束3分钟后撒手人寰
杜福德·兰道夫·寇克斯 生于1936 逝于2007
艰难前行 Walk hard
前行 Hard
生活的道路 Down life's
崎岖不平 Rocky road
勇敢迈进 Walk bold
迈进 Hard
这是我的信义 That's my creed
我的标记 My code
艰难前行 Walk hard