Is that Tinky Winky? 左边那只紫色的是丁丁吗 2
Over on the left, the purple guy? 左边那只紫色的是丁丁吗 3
No i think that's Po 那是小波吧 4
G: Really? E: No, Po's red G：是嘛？ E：哦不对，小波好像是红色的 5
Yeah it's Tinky Winky 对嘛，那个就是丁丁 6
You're Tinky Winky 你是丁丁 7
You're Laa-Laa 你是拉拉 8
Who the f*ck is this? 这个是谁？ 9
Is it Elmer or something like that? 好像叫Elmer还是啥来着 10
Elmer?? What is he, f*cking 95 years old? 这名字，你当他是95岁老头吗 11
Dipsy! 迪西！ 12
I don't know how i got Elmer 我是咋想到Elmer的 13
Neither do I 我还想问你呢 14
Dude i'm gonna name my son that though 不过我可能会给我儿子取这名 15
Maybe, I don't know. Just a thought 只是目前有这个想法 16
It's gonna be one sticky dude 他肯定会是个黏人的小东西 17
What 啥意思 18
You get it 懂了吧 19
Who remembers... Here's a blast from the past 你们小时候有没有这么玩过 20
Who remembers covering their hands with Elmer's glue on purpose 就是故意把Elmer's(牛头牌)胶水糊一手 21
when they were young so they could peel it off 然后等干了撕下来 22
I thought that was the thing that only i did 我以为只有我一个人这么干 23
I remember being in an art classroom and looking around 我记得我以前上美术课经常偷偷瞄一圈 24
and be like, Yo, no one's looking 如果没人在看我 25
I could cover my hands in this glue 我就会把胶水涂到手上 26
And then like my teacher wasn't looking 只要老师一不留神，我就开始拿胶水涂手 27
I would cover my hands in the glue 只要老师一不留神，我就开始拿胶水涂手 28
And then i would go like this, and then it would dry 然后这样把它甩干，再撕下来 29
and then i would peel it off 然后这样把它甩干，再撕下来 30
When life was simpler 那时的生活多简单啊 31
and you would just cover your hands in glue 天天玩撕胶水的游戏就快乐得不得了 32
and peel it off for entertainment 天天玩撕胶水的游戏就快乐得不得了 33
And now you have to like... 而现在…… 34
Now you have to go on social media and stuff 现在不上网就活不下去了