- 早上好 - 嗨
- Good morning. - Hi.
你大早上八点炒菜？ 做湖南小炒吗？
You're making wok food? It's 8:00 a.m.What are we having, Hunan Cream of Wheat?
那是什么怪笑？
What was that?
就笑笑
It was a laugh.
普通的睡裤 配上了阿玛尼的大衣
Pajama pants and an Armani jacket.
你在模仿 Frances Farmer 吗？
Kind of going for a Frances Farmer thing?
（Frances Farmer 演员 演艺生涯里多次出现精神问题）
哦 对啊 我肯定忘了穿裙子了 你想吃点白菜吗？
Oh, yeah. I must have forgotten to put my skirt on.You want some bok choy?
- 你抑郁了 - 我没有 - 那就是我太开心了显得你不开心
- You're depressed. - No, I'm not. - Then I must be really happy.
你到底怎么了？
What's going on with you?
昨天 我看到了个天菜
Yesterday, I saw the most perfect man.
男模的脸庞 不俗的衣品 遛着名犬 你猜怎么了？
Banana Republic face, lots of corduroy,walking a springer spaniel, and guess what?
那狗闻了不该闻的地儿？
The dog got a case of naughty snout?
呕
Eew.
才没
No.
Will 我毫无感觉
Will, I felt nothing.
我没了世俗的欲望了 也不急着出嫁了 要变尼姑了
I have no romantic drive.I can't even imagine feeling the urge.Fantasies, gone.
- 鲍德温兄弟 你也没感觉了？ - 没感觉
- Not even the Baldwin brothers? - No.
（值得一提 鲍德温兄弟中的老大Alec 在后期多次客串该剧 甚至该剧17年回归的时候 Alec也来客串捧场了）
- Alec ？Billy ？Stephen ？Danny? （鲍德温四兄弟） - 都没感觉
- Not Alec? Not Billy? Not Stephen? - No. No. No.
要是他们四个一起上呢
What about all four together?
- 我们在说我的问题 - 哦 对噢
- We're talking about me. - Oh, yeah.
我希望你们有速食早餐 因为我在赶时间
I hope you got some breakfast bars 'cause I'm in a rush.
让我猜猜 你今天肯定是屁事都没有
Let me guess. You've got a whole day of nothing ahead of you.
你知道吗 你穿的一表人才 实际上睚眦必报
You know, anger doesn't really go with what you're wearing.
但你也就这个德行了
But then again, not much does.
去健身房的路上 突然有点小饿
I'm on the way to the gym, and I'm feeling a little peckish.
- 吃白菜吗？ - 哦 白菜 （Jack以为白菜是亚洲寒暄语）
- Bok choy. - Oh, bok choy.
你穿的是啥啊？ 看起来像是一个乡下的疯婆娘
What's with the get-up?You look like an insane housewife from one of the square states.
（square states ‘方块形的州’ 美国大部分的州都是四边形的 且多数都是保守且落后的州 比如印第安纳州）
我最近感觉……
I haven't really been feeling very--
Will 你能处理一下这个单子吗？
Uh-huh. Will, can you do something about this?
税务局寄来的信 ？ 税务局寄来的最后通牒？
A letter from the IRS? A red letter from the IRS?
- 你收到了多少次警告信啊？ - 谁知道啊 大概每周一封吧
- How many of these have you got? - Who knows?It's like every week with those guys.
他们真不识趣 我不会交税的 还天天给我寄信 受虐狂吗？
Haven't they gotten it by now that I don't pay my taxes? What are they, rejection junkies?
上面有没有电话？ 打给他们 让他们别再寄给我了
Isn't there a number on there you can call to get me off the list?
Jack 这可不是某个公司的‘求职回复函’ 这是政府信件
Jack, this isn't an offer for Levolor blinds.This is the government.
别吓我 Will 我一会还得集中精神 做30分钟的蹲起呢
Don't stress me out, Will.I got 30 minutes of squats ahead of me, and that's where my concentration has to go.
听我说 中午来我办公室 带上你的工资单、各种收据、1099表、W-2表……
Listen to me, come to my office at lunch.Bring your receipts, pay stubs, 1099s, W-2--
（1099类表格和W-2类表格是在美国报税的常见表格 这两个表格都跟个人所得税有关）
工资单 各种收据？
Pay stubs, receipts?
太多了记不住 10什么？ 谁能记得住那么多东西
It's too much. 10 what? I can't possibly remember all of that.
1099表
1099
Bo Derek（演过电影'10' 中译名'十全十美'） Barbara Feldon（在电影'糊涂警探'中饰演99号特工）
Bo Derek, Barbara Feldon.
你看 政府要是这么做不就记得住了 我恨'山姆大叔' 再也不想约大叔了
See? Why can't the government do that? I hate Uncle Sam. I'm so over older men.
（山姆大叔 Uncle Sam的缩写是US 表美国 1821英美大战的时候出现的形象 用来招兵）
翻译：艾姆·希尔瑞思 微博 & B站：艾姆-希尔瑞思 字幕制作日期：2021年6月
宝贝 我想我找到一件东西 能让你开心点的
Oh, honey, I think I found something to make you feel better.
噢 Karen 你不用破费给我买衣服的
Oh, Karen, you didn't have to buy me clothes.
噢 也不是给你的 这些衣服是让我开心的
Oh, I didn't, honey. These are to cheer me up.
没错 你最近的负能量都影响了我了
Yeah, you've been bringing me down, lady.
宝贝 这些才是给你的
No, honey, these are for you.
咔嚓 咔嚓 咔嚓 电车前行 叮 叮 叮 摇起响铃 滋啦 滋啦 滋啦 ……
Clang, clang, clang, went the trolley... Ding, ding, went the bell Zing, zing, zing, went--
（歌名：The Trolley Song 电影'火树银花'插曲）
我绝不嗑药
I don't take pills.
Grace 这是维生素 对身体好的
Grace, these are vitamins. They're good for you.
什么维生素要装在止疼药的瓶子里
What vitamins are in Percodan?
那行吧 配着香蕉吃就有维生素了
All right, so take them with a banana.
你够了 Grace 你别这么丧 我快担心死了
Come on, Grace,you gotta do something.You're gettingon my nerves.
我觉得 在哪里跌倒 就在哪里趴下最好
I just think it's easier to embrace it,surrender to the gloom.
听我说这话 像极了顶着非主流发型的Lilith Fair会说的
Listen to me. I'm a bi-level haircut away from Lilith Fair.
（Lilith Fair 加拿大知性女歌手）
我不想听你说这些丧气话 让我们来联系一些在你遇到Danny之前
I am not gonna listen to this.All right, we are gonna get you on the phone with some of those dorks
追求过你的蠢蛋们 帮你搞个约会
that used to follow you around before you met Danny, and get you out on a date.
Karen 问题就在这儿 我不想约会
Karen, that is my whole problem. I'm not interested in going out on a date.
Grace 你该置死地而后生 于其消沉度日 不如纵情享乐
Grace, desperate times call for desperate measures. It's time to get your head out of the dumps and your legs in the air.
好吧 何乐而不为呢
Okay, why not?
Zander Freeman
Zander Freeman.
我天 他以前可甜了
Oh, gosh,he was so sweet.
- 那就赶紧联系他啊 - 我会的 他以前真的好
- Well, there you go. Call him.- I think I will. He was so nice.
他喜欢我身上的香水味 还有洗发水味 他就爱闻
He liked my perfume. And my shampoo.He was a sniffer.
贸然联系 不会奇怪吗？ 不管了 打过去
Is that weird? I'm just gonna call him.
要不你帮忙打给他？ 但会不会显得我很蠢
Will you call him for me? Or maybe I'll seem stupid.
不会 反而显得正式 但会不会显得我很傲慢
No, make me seem official. Or maybe I'll seen snobby.
- 不会 这很正常 不对 这很蠢 - 把卡片给我 你个哈姆雷特
- No, it'll be cool. No, it'll be stupid.- Give me the card, Hamletta!
（哈姆雷特 在磨砺成长之前是很踌躇不决的形象）
宝贝 我们谈过不要穿这件衬衫的
Honey, we talked about this blouse.
你好 请问 Zander Freeman 在吗
Oh, hello.Zander Freeman, please.
你好 Zander 我是替 Grace Adler打的电话
Yes, hello, Zander. I have Grace Adler calling.
噢 对的 她还是那么美丽动人
Oh, oh, yes. She's just as beautiful as ever.
哦 哦 那挺好啊 再见吧
Oh! Oh, that's very sweet. Goodbye!
他变胖了
He's gotten fat.
啥？ 啥？ 你都做了些啥！
What?! What?! What did you just do?!
宝贝 他笑起来像圣诞老人一样喘 仿佛在说“我现在是个胖墩啦”
Honey, he had the ho, ho, ho, chortle,which basically says, "I'm a fatty now."
请继续 别在一棵树上吊死 多试几棵 再转一次
But come on, honey. Don't give up the ghost.We'll get there. Come on, spin again.
如果我要报税 那我需要知道我报的税最后都用到哪里去了 比如用在艾滋病研究上
Now, if I'm gonna do this, I wanna earmark where my tax dollars are being spent. AIDS research
或者用在改良军队制服上 从此军人全穿短裤
and better uniforms for the Army, I dunno, something with shorts.
- 你知道政府是怎么运转的吗？ - 不知道 但每次去到华盛顿纪念碑附近 我肚子都会来感觉
- Do you have any idea how the government works?- No, but I do know I get a little funny in the tummy around the Washington Monument.
- 得了 Will 很多人都不交税的 - 对啊 所以这些人被称为‘犯罪分子’
- Come on. Will, lots of people don't pay their taxes.- Yeah, they're called criminals.
换个话题不好吗？
Can we talk about something else?
你一直都没交税
You haven't paid your taxes for... ever.
让我来告诉你后果是什么
Let me paint a picture of how it's gonna go...
Nadia
Nadia.
（Nadia Comaneci 罗马尼亚女子体操运动员 体操史上第一个满分10得主）
一个满分落地
10-point-0!
首先 政府为你制定付账计划 你不执行
First of all, they'll give you a payment plan,which you won't follow.
然后政府会强制没收你的工资 然而你没有工资
Then they'll garnish your wages,which you don't have.
然后政府会收押你的个人财物抵债 可你穷的只剩下健身房会员了
Then they'll take away everything you own,which would be your gym membership.
最后手段就是 判你入狱
Then, finally, they will put you in jail.
不不不 他们不能判我入狱 因为我从未交过税 所以我可以一直不交
No, no, no. They can't put me in jail.' Cause since I neverstarted paying my taxes,I can continue not paying them.
我在电视上学的
I saw that on television.
哪个频道？ 痴心妄想频道吗？
On what? The Delusional Channel?
Jack 屠了半个芝加哥城的AI Capone 你知道最后因什么定罪的吗？
Jack, AI Capone murdered half of Chicago.Do you know what they put him away for?
（AI Capone 芝加哥1925—1931掌权的黑手党头目）
仅一次逃税而定罪 你明白事情的严肃性了吗？
One single count of tax evasion. Do you understand what I'm saying?
现在几点了？ 我得去参加健身课了 名师授课呢
What time is it? There's a cardio- funk cl ass I want to take.Magnus is teaching.
Jack 我联系了税务局 周五他们会派人来调查的
Jack, I called the IRS.They're sending an agent Friday.
来人？ 真的人？ 没别的办法了吗？
A person? Like in person? Isn't there any other alternative?
可以偷渡到加拿大 但每年你只有两个月可以穿短裤喔
There's Canada, but you could only wear short shorts two months of the year.
（加拿大这个国家 常年寒冷）
是的 妈妈 我正在看呢
Yeah, I know, Mom.I'm watching it right now.
不 信我 这绝对不是钓男人的好机会
No, trust me, it is not a good way to meet men.
因为同志们不会去跳交际舞的
Because gay men don't ballroom dance.
噢 我看到他了 但不是我的菜
Oh, yeah, I see him. Well, not the men I want.
我先挂了 曼波舞比赛开始了
I gotta go now. The mambo competition is starting.
我也爱你
Yeah, I love you, too.
- 看什么呢？ - 全国交际舞大赛
- What are you watching? - National Ballroom Competition.
我觉得跳的很俗 但俗得惊艳 我也不知道该怎么评判好了
They're so tacky, but in that magnificent way.I don't know where to put my emotions.
- 约会如何？ - 很糟糕
- How was your date? - It sucked.
（sucked 有‘被口交’的意思）
看来舔的不到位啊
Gonna need a little more.
约会感觉就那样 无感 无聊
It was fine. It was nothing.It was beige.
他无聊 我无聊 食物也无聊 万物皆无聊
He was beige, I was beige, the food was beige.It was beige.
你让他尝到点甜头了吗？
Did you give him a little sugar?
没有
No.
- 给他种草莓了吗？ - 没有
- Did you give him a little nectar? - No.
- 或舔个脚指头？ - 没有
- A little fructose? - No!
（其实这个三个问句表达的是一个意思'让他尝到点甜头了吗？' 但 nectar 发音跟neck接近；fructose 发音跟fruit toes接近 所以我改了原句意 ）
什么都没做
Nothing happened.
晚餐后 他就送我到地铁站
After dinner, he walked me to the subway.
他在说话 我就随便应和
He was talking, I was tuning in and out,
然后我就开始玩 闭上一只眼 他看起来在长椅前面 闭上另一只眼 他看起来在长椅旁边
and I started doing that thing where I close one eye,and he was standing in front of the bench.Then I closed the other eye, and he was standing next to the bench.
长椅前面 长椅旁边 长椅前面 长椅旁边
In front of the bench, next to the bench, in front of the bench,next to the bench.
他说不定以为我在抛媚眼
He probably thought I was flirting with him.
他说不定以为你有那个大病
He probably thought you had a neurological disorder.
我也不知道 或许我的恋爱系统 出现了漏洞
I don't know. I must have a bug in my romance software.
呜 恰恰舞时间 赏个脸？
Oo-ooh, cha-cha time. Shall we?
我真是个怪胎
I'm a freak.
你不是个怪胎 恰 恰 恰
You're not a freak. Cha-cha-cha.
- 我该怎么办啊？ - 转身然后下腰
- What am I gonna do? Huh? - Dip and pivot.
我真搞不懂了
I just don't get it.
在遇到 Danny 之前 我桃花不断 我就像个约会机器一样 嗜男如命
Before Danny, I used to date all the time.I was a little dating machine.I loved men.
为什么我现在对男人无感了？ 没有天理啊
What's so different in my life now that I don't like men? It doesn't make any sense at all.
怎么不跳了 你想领舞吗？
What, do you want to lead?
错不在我 在你
No, it's you.
跟你在一起过于快乐了 我过于享受了
This is too much fun. I'm having too much fun.
啥？
What?
是你 就是你 就因为你我才对男人无感了
It's-- it's you.You're the reason it isn't working.You're the reason I'm not interested in men.
Will ？ Will 开门 我想谈谈 Will
Will? Will, open up. I have to talk to you.
Grace 你在干嘛 ？ 几点了 ？
Grace?What are you doing? What time is it?
我知道咱们该怎么做了 你和我以后最好少见面
I figured out what needs to be done.You and I have to start seeing less of each other.
同意 现在就开始
Okay. Let's start now.
不是 不是 Will 开门 我还没说完
No!No, Will! Open up! Come on, I'm not done!
来吧 出来 坐沙发谈
Okay, come on.Let's go down to the sofa.
别告诉我 你还在怪我妨碍了你的桃花运
Please don't tell me you're still blaming me for your crappy love life.
你就不能像别人一样 怪你的父母吗？
Can't you just blame your parents like everybody else?
咱们俩需要个冷淡期 要是我老是跟你玩 我就没有时间跟别人玩了
I am putting a moratorium on us,because if I'm having fun with you there is no room in my life to be having fun with someone else.
- 跟谁？ 你想要跟谁玩啊？ - 某个我原本能玩到一起去的人 如果我不跟你玩的话
- Who? Who is this person you want to have fun with? -The other person I could be having fun with if I weren't having fun with you.
- 我没想跟你玩 你要跟我玩吗？ - 不要 - 那么目标达成
- I'm not having fun.Are you having fun? - No. -Then I guess we've achieved our goal.
Will 咱俩之间本该只是室友关系 不该天天黏在一起
Will, we have to think of ourselves more as just roommates. We can't do everything together.
我天 你看啊 我不自觉地就跟你进了厨房 这就是问题所在
Oh my God, look at me.I'm following you into the kitchen. This is what I'm talking about.
我们不该黏在一起 比如吃东西、吃饭 咱们一起吃饭的次数太多了
We can't do everything together. Like food, like meals.We do too much food together.
但要是咱俩都在家 且咱俩都饿了怎么办？
What if we're home, and we're both hungry?
你想想
See?
为啥咱俩会同时饿呢？
Why are we always hungry at the same time?
咱俩过于亲密了
We're too close.
咱俩的内衣都是一起洗的 多奇怪啊
We wash our delicates together. That is just weird.
不对 Grace 真正奇怪的是 我居然有女式内衣
No, Grace. No, what's weird is that I have delicates.
- 喝点咖啡吗？ - 好
- You want some coffee? - Yes.
不对 不要咖啡
No! No coffee!
差点上套
Oo-ooh, you're dangerous.
说白了
Let me get this straight.
要是你独自吃早餐 你就有欲望约会了？
If you eat breakfast alone, you'll get the urge to date?
对的
Yes.
我得留点空间来谈恋爱 就这么办吧 至少试几个星期
I have to make room in my life for romance.So let's just do this, at least for a couple of weeks.
- 我觉得行不通 - 我觉得行得通
- I think you're wrong. - I think I'm right.
我还是要说 这真是太荒唐了
I'd just like to go on record as saying I think this is ridiculous!
- 随便说 - 还有别的要求吗？
- Note taken. - Any more rules?
- 就一条 就是从现在开始 - 随便
- One. Starts immediately. - Fine.
想上男人了吗？
Feeling horny yet?
我没有被说服 我还是认为这是笔不合理扣税
I'm not convinced.I don't consider that a reasonable deduction.
- Jack 你还好吗？ - 我还好
- Jack, everything okay over there? - I'm fine.
你如何证明订阅杂志要花2100美元
How do you substantiate the $2,100 for magazine subscriptions?
当他还是市场调研员的时候 需要大量调研杂志
That's research for when he was employed as a fact-finder.
- 调研“男人世界”杂志？ - 噢 上帝 老天爷啊 我死定了
- "Guy World"? - Oh, Peter, Paul, and Mary, I'm going down!
（Peter Paul and Mary 美国民谣组合 Mary于2009年去世 ）
能稍给我们点时间吗？
Will you excuse us just for a minute?
别耽误时间
Please make it quick.
- 振作点 - 我不行了 我吓尿了
- Pull yourself together. - I can't handle this.I'm freaking out.
这比在 Lane Bryant 偷东西还要紧张呢
This is worse than when I was caught shoplifting at Lane Bryant.
（LANE BRYANT 是美国的女装品牌）
你需要冷静下 我们需要装成很专业的样子
You have to calm down. We need to act professional.
我不能蹲监狱 我绝不能穿连体囚服 不搭我的身段啊
I can't go to jail, Will. I'll never pull off the jumpsuit.I have no waist.
你别……
If you don't just--
不要让他们抓走我 我有心愿未了 我还没亲眼见过 Barbara Eden 我人生才开始啊
No, don't let them take me, Will!I still have a novella to write, and I've never met Barbara Eden!My life is just beginning!
（Barbara Eden 演员 出演过过‘我爱露西’‘大白鲨3’等）
抱歉给你一记戏剧化的耳光
I'm sorry for that "Knots Landing" moment.
但信我 这很有必要
But believe me, it was necessary.
有些事一生只能做一次 刚刚那次是最后一次
You're allotted one of those in your lifetime.You just cashed in.
好了 把那个傻逼叫进来 赶紧把事解决了
All right, bring that son of a bitch back in here,and let's wrap this thing up!
我们准备好了
We're ready.
我又给你免了一些税 单子上是你还欠的税款 这事到此结束
I gave you a couple of the other deductions.I think we're done. Here's the figure you owe.
行吧 不如我来出个价
Okay, uh, I'd be more comfortable with this.
Jack！ 我们不是在买车
Jack! We're not buying a car.
这数目是可以的 谢谢了
This is fine, thank you.
我留下了一些可执行还款计划表 再见
I left you some forms about possible payment plans.Good day.
- 我该怎么办？ 我从哪搞两千美元啊 - Jack 放轻松
- What am I gonna do? I can't come with $2,000. - Jack, relax.
这世上有三件事不会背叛你： 死亡、税款 还有… 我
There are three things in this world you can count on: death, taxes, and... me.
谢了 Will
Thanks, Will.
- 意思是…… - 我来还债
- Just so we're clear-- - I'm paying it!
我在烹饪学校学了三年 我就是喜欢做饭 我还有5个妹妹
I went to culinary school for three years.I don't know, I just always loved to cook-- five sisters.
还好我喜欢做菜 当我做周日大餐的时候 她们都被安排割草去了
And it turned out great, because while I was making Sunday dinner, they were out mowing the lawn.
在吧台前面 在吧台旁边 在吧台前面
ln front of the bar,next to the bar.In front of the bar--
来吧 先生 我做庄
All right, boys. My deal.
我们玩‘seven-card stud’
The name of the game is seven-card stud.
所有花色的2 和 黑桃、红桃的J 为百搭牌 底牌有黑桃的 且点数小的赢牌
Deuces and one-eyed jacks wild,Iow spade in the hole splits the pot,
别忘了给荷官小费噢
and don't forget to tip your dealer.
- 给你个提示 底牌应该是扣着发的 - 反正这游戏不是
- Here's a tip: cards are dealt down. - No, not in this game.
（tip 有‘小费’和‘提示’两个意思）
不对 这游戏的两张底牌应该是倒扣着的
No, it's seven-card stud. The first two cards are dealt down.
我的游戏 我做主 知道了吗多事男
Not in my version, boss man.
不是…… 你刚说小点数黑桃底牌赢 全是明牌哪来的底牌
It's stud poke--You called low spade in the hole, and if all the cards are up,where's the hole?
我眼前的就是啊
I'm looking at him.
（hole ‘底牌’的发音跟‘男妓、妓女’的发音相同）
好吧 废话连篇 那重开吧
Oh, all right! Blah, blah, blah!You deal.
好 来一幅新牌
Okay, new deck.
这游戏叫‘Follow The Queen’（跟着皇后走）
The game is Follow The Queen.
谁知道会走到哪儿去呢
I don't know where to turn.
（之前提到过 queer 基佬这个词 就是从queen 女王这个词来的）
好吧 要是玩这个 那么哪些牌是百搭牌呢？
Okay, Follow The Queen?How do you know which cards are wild again?
就是Q（皇后）呗 我这是跟‘大傻’和‘二傻’玩牌吗？
They follow the queen.Wow, it's like playing cards with Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Diva.
啧 啧 某人可真是性情大变啊
My, my, somebody's boxer briefs are in a twist.
我天 Karen 你不知道 Will 最近有多难
Oh my God, Karen.You have no idea how hard it is for Will.
（Jack在模仿加州女孩说话的样子）
啪的一下 Grace性子变了 不跟他黏在一起了 真是太难了
Poof, Grace changes the rules,and they're not stuck at the hip anymore.It's so hard.
- 你想入狱？ - 不 我错了 爱你 亲亲
- You want to go to jail? - No, sorry. Love you, kisses.
到你了 Karen
Okay, Karen, it's to you.
我过
Mm-mm, I'll check.
- Jack? - 好了 姐妹们 老子能买双新凉鞋喽
- Jack? - Okay, ladies.Papa needs a new pair of flip-flops.
你能一边去吗？ 你离我太近了
Could you move over? You're a little close.
大新闻 你也不是我的菜
News flash, you can't catch it.
大家好呀 打牌呢？
Hey, everybody.A little pokey going on?
Karen 你在这儿干嘛呢？
Karen, what are you doing here?
Jack 拉我来的 这不是重点 你在这儿干嘛？ 你不是约会了吗？ 你现在不应该在床上玩呢吗？
Jack invited me, but more importantly,what are you doing here?You were on a date, honey.You should have a tongue in your ear right now.
他挺好的 但是你猜怎么着 Will？
He was a great guy. But guess what, Will?
我依旧没感觉
I felt nothing.
很棒吧？ 证明这不是你的问题 是我的问题 我内心已死了
Isn't that great?It wasn't you. You had nothing to do with it. It's me. I'm dead on the inside!
真是太棒了 Karen 到你了（由你做主）
That's terrific. Karen, it's up to you.
噢 你这说这话 Stan在床上也跟我说过
Oh, honey. You sound just like Stan in bed.
- 我能加入吗？ - 不能 我觉得不行
- So can I get in? - Oh no, I don't think so,
因为那样咱俩就一起玩游戏了 你不是禁止咱俩这样吗？
'cause that would fall under the fun category, and aren't we still in the midst of a fun embargo?
不是的 我刚说的那番话 表示限令解除了
Oh no, honey. Didn't you hear what I said? Embargo lifted.
我倒想跟你玩 室友 但是为了你好 别玩了
I'd love to let you play, roomie,but this is for your own good.
- Will 给个面子？ - Grace 不行
- Will? - Grace, no.
这周电视剧‘绽放’里的Joey 给大家上了宝贵的一课 名叫‘严厉的爱’
This week, Joey teaches Blossom a valuable lesson about tough love.
（绽放 1991年电视剧）
我在摇白色内衣
I'm waving the white delicate.
- 能重归于好吗？ - 我不知道 今晚我赢了不少的钱 我可以买个新朋友了
- Can we be friends again? - I dunno, I made a lot of money tonight. I was gonna buy myself a new one.
- 关心下我的约会嘛 - 约会怎么样？ - 别说了
- Ask me about my date. - How was your date? - Don't ask.
他很帅 很性感 很有才 但我内心毫无波动
He was handsome, sensual,talented, and not even a flutter.
这太奇怪了
It's just weird.
Grace 你对自己太严苛了
Grace, you're being way too hard on yourself.
你只是最近性欲低迷罢了
So you're in a low sex drive phase right now.
每个人都有过这个时候 除了 Jack 他真该向你学习
Everybody gets there once in a while,except Jack, and he should be studied.
这不像是个短暂低迷期
It doesn't feel like a phase.-
那你也不能逼自己去做 Grace 这是水到渠成的事 我就是这么过来的
It feels like you're trying to force something, Grace,and you can't. It'll happen when it happens.That's the way I'm dealing with it.
- 我们能一起玩耍了吗？ - 可以
- Are we back in fun mode? - Yeah.
好的 特工Grace有个任务给你 去租“惊爆点”这片子 让我们吃着高脂肪冰淇淋 欣赏着Keanu Reeves的肉体吧
Good. Agent Grace, here is your assignment:go out and rent the video "Point Break."We'll do a Keanu Reeves, high-fat ice cream combo pack.
（Keanu Reeves 基努·里维斯 ‘黑客帝国’的主演）
穿着皮衣的Keanu 配上巧克力饼 生活比蜜甜啊
Keanu in rubber, and chocolate-chocolate chip.Now, that's a lot of sugar.
对了 Gracie 下次摇白旗投降的时候 用你自己的内衣
Oh, and, Gracie, the next time you're gonna offer me a truce, wave your own white delicates.
你的更漂亮些
Yours are prettier.
（该男演员 Julian McMahon 主演了‘整容室’ 2005年电影‘神奇四侠’中出演大反派 毁灭博士）
你发现了这个4楼按钮永远不亮吗？
You ever notice the four never lights up?
这4楼按钮从来不亮
The four never lights up.
真的？
Really?
对啊 真的不亮
Oh, yeah. Look at that. You're right.
当然了 因为我们就在第4层
Of course, now we're gonna stop at four.
哎呀 抱歉
Oops. Sorry.
从好的一面看 我又能跟你多待15秒钟了
Look at the bright side.We get to spend another 15 seconds with each other.
哎呀
oops