1 00:00:07,140 --> 00:00:09,000 Hello? Hello? Radio Tower? 2 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:13,526 Lisbon plane taking off in 10 minutes. East runway. Thank you. 3 00:00:25,150 --> 00:00:28,000 Louis, have your man go with Mr Laszlo and take care of his luggage. 4 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:30,000 Certainly, Rick. Anything you say. 5 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,200 Find Mr Laszlo's luggage and put it on the plane. 6 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:33,247 Yes, sir. 7 00:00:33,350 --> 00:00:34,640 This way, please. 8 00:00:36,300 --> 00:00:38,670 If you don't mind, you fill in the names. That'll make it even more official. 9 00:00:39,100 --> 00:00:40,450 You think of everything, don't you? 10 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:44,040 And the names are Mr and Mrs Victor Laszlo. 11 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:47,450 - But-- why my name, Richard? - 'Cause you're getting on that plane. 12 00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:50,950 - I don't understand. What about you? - I'm staying here with him till the plane gets safely away. 13 00:00:50,960 --> 00:00:53,600 - No, Richard! No, what's happened to you? Last night you said-- 14 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:55,080 Last night we said a great many things. 15 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:57,000 You said I was to do the thinking for both of us. 16 00:00:57,010 --> 00:00:59,780 Well, I've done a lot of it since then and it all adds up to one thing: 17 00:00:59,780 --> 00:01:01,560 You're getting on that plane with Victor where you belong. 18 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:04,000 - But Rick, no I, I-- - Now, you've got to listen to me. 19 00:01:04,040 --> 00:01:07,330 You have any idea what you'd have to look forward to if you stayed here? 20 00:01:07,330 --> 00:01:11,260 9 chances out of 10 we'd both wind up in a concentration camp, isn't that true Louis? 21 00:01:11,260 --> 00:01:13,037 I'm afraid Major Strasser would insist. 22 00:01:13,030 --> 00:01:16,300 You're saying this only to make me go. - I'm saying it because it's true. 23 00:01:16,420 --> 00:01:18,750 Inside of us we both know you belong with Victor. 24 00:01:18,750 --> 00:01:20,800 You're part of his work, the thing that keeps him going. 25 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:23,910 If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it. 26 00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:27,650 Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon for the rest of your life. 27 00:01:28,270 --> 00:01:30,120 But what about us? 28 00:01:30,420 --> 00:01:31,800 We'll always have Paris. 29 00:01:31,860 --> 00:01:35,060 We didn't have we-- we'd lost it until you came to Casablanca. 30 00:01:35,100 --> 00:01:37,398 We got it back last night. 31 00:01:37,660 --> 00:01:41,500 - When I said I would never leave you. - And you never will. 32 00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:43,130 Look I'm no good at being noble. 33 00:01:43,140 --> 00:01:45,990 But it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people... 34 00:01:45,990 --> 00:01:49,204 ...don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. 35 00:01:49,620 --> 00:01:52,157 Someday you'll understand that. 36 00:01:53,100 --> 00:01:55,279 Now, now. 37 00:01:56,380 --> 00:01:58,757 Here's looking at you, kid. 38 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:12,800 There's something you should know before you leave. 39 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,900 - Mr. Blaine, I don't ask you to explain anything. 40 00:02:14,900 --> 00:02:17,740 I'm going to anyway because it may make a difference to you later on. 41 00:02:17,740 --> 00:02:20,160 You said you know about Ilsa and me. -Yes. 42 00:02:20,160 --> 00:02:23,000 She didn't know she was at my place last night when you were. 43 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:26,100 She came there for the letters of transit. Isn't that true, Ilsa? 44 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:27,800 Yes. 45 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:30,500 She tried everything to get them but nothing worked. 46 00:02:30,540 --> 00:02:33,800 She did her best to convince me that she was still in love with me. 47 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,478 But that was all over long ago. 48 00:02:36,527 --> 00:02:40,406 For your sake she pretended it wasn't and I let her pretend. 49 00:02:40,447 --> 00:02:43,007 - I understand. - Here it is. 50 00:02:43,047 --> 00:02:45,038 Thanks. 51 00:02:57,367 --> 00:02:59,358 Are you ready, Ilsa? 52 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:03,203 Yes, I'm ready. 53 00:03:05,300 --> 00:03:07,640 Bye, Rick. 54 00:03:07,640 --> 00:03:09,883 God bless you. 55 00:03:10,647 --> 00:03:13,286 You better hurry, you'll miss that plane. 56 00:03:41,250 --> 00:03:45,500 It might be a good idea for you to disappear from Casablanca for a while. 57 00:03:45,500 --> 00:03:50,050 There's a Free French garrison over at Brazzaville. I could be induced to arrange a passage. 58 00:03:50,050 --> 00:03:53,087 My letter of transit? I could use a trip. 59 00:03:53,127 --> 00:03:56,450 It doesn't make a difference about our bet. You still owe me 10,000 Francs. 60 00:03:56,540 --> 00:03:59,600 Ah that 10,000 Francs should pay our expenses. 61 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:01,550 "Our" expenses? -Uh huh. 62 00:04:01,550 --> 00:04:06,284 Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. 63 00:04:47,087 --> 00:04:50,397 Who am I kidding? I'm not like that. 64 00:04:50,447 --> 00:04:53,041 I never was, I never will be. 65 00:04:54,087 --> 00:04:55,725 That's strictly the movies. 66 00:04:58,607 --> 00:05:00,598 I'm so depressed. 67 00:05:01,927 --> 00:05:05,681 Maybe if I took two more aspirin it would help. 68 00:05:05,727 --> 00:05:09,766 That would make... two, four, six aspirin. 69 00:05:10,847 --> 00:05:13,156 I'm turning into an aspirin junkie. 70 00:05:13,207 --> 00:05:17,758 Soon I'll be boiling the cotton at the top of the bottle to get the extra. 71 00:05:27,007 --> 00:05:29,202 I shouldn't have signed those papers. 72 00:05:29,247 --> 00:05:31,363 Let her take me to court. 73 00:05:31,407 --> 00:05:34,205 Two years of marriage down the drain. 74 00:05:34,247 --> 00:05:36,807 I couldn't believe what she said to me. 75 00:05:36,847 --> 00:05:39,919 She was like a total stranger, not like my wife. 76 00:05:39,967 --> 00:05:43,277 I don't want any alimony. I just want out. 77 00:05:43,327 --> 00:05:47,002 - Can't we discuss it? - We discussed it 50 times. 78 00:05:47,047 --> 00:05:49,402 - Why? - I don't know. 79 00:05:49,447 --> 00:05:51,438 I can't stand the marriage. 80 00:05:51,487 --> 00:05:53,603 You're no fun, you suffocate me. 81 00:05:53,647 --> 00:05:56,798 There's no rapport and I don't dig you physically. 82 00:05:56,847 --> 00:05:59,998 For God's sake, Allan, don't take it personal. 83 00:06:00,047 --> 00:06:03,357 I won't take it personal, I'll just kill myself. 84 00:06:04,207 --> 00:06:07,483 If only I knew where my analyst was vacationing. 85 00:06:07,527 --> 00:06:11,645 Where do they go every August? They leave the city. 86 00:06:11,687 --> 00:06:15,726 Every summer the city is full of people who are crazy till Labour Day. 87 00:06:15,767 --> 00:06:18,725 What if I reach him? What's he gonna tell me? 88 00:06:18,767 --> 00:06:21,998 Whatever I say he tells me it's a sexual problem. 89 00:06:22,047 --> 00:06:25,278 Isn't that ridiculous? How can it be sexual? 90 00:06:25,327 --> 00:06:27,841 We weren't even having relations. 91 00:06:27,887 --> 00:06:29,878 Maybe once in a while. 92 00:06:29,927 --> 00:06:32,316 She used to watch TV during it. 93 00:06:32,367 --> 00:06:35,518 Change channels with the remote control. 94 00:06:35,567 --> 00:06:38,525 Why should a divorce bother me so? 95 00:06:38,567 --> 00:06:41,001 Maybe I'm better off without her. 96 00:06:41,047 --> 00:06:44,005 Why not? I'm young, healthy, got a good job. 97 00:06:44,047 --> 00:06:47,198 This could be my chance to step out a little bit. 98 00:06:47,247 --> 00:06:49,238 If she can swing, so can l. 99 00:06:49,287 --> 00:06:51,596 I could turn this place into a nightclub. 100 00:06:51,647 --> 00:06:54,525 Get broads here like you wouldn't believe. 101 00:06:54,567 --> 00:06:57,001 Swingers, freaks, nymphomaniacs, 102 00:06:57,047 --> 00:06:59,277 dental hygienists. 103 00:06:59,327 --> 00:07:02,160 If she didn't want me, I won't push myself on her. 104 00:07:02,207 --> 00:07:05,358 I couldn't believe what she said when she left. 105 00:07:05,407 --> 00:07:07,204 I want a new life. 106 00:07:07,247 --> 00:07:09,920 I want to go skiing, go dancing, go to the beach, 107 00:07:09,967 --> 00:07:12,401 ride through Europe on a motorcycle. 108 00:07:12,447 --> 00:07:15,519 - All we ever do is see movies. - I write for a film magazine. 109 00:07:15,567 --> 00:07:17,558 Besides, I happen to like movies. 110 00:07:17,607 --> 00:07:21,202 That's because you're one of life's great watchers. 111 00:07:21,247 --> 00:07:25,763 I'm a doer. I want to participate. We never laugh together. 112 00:07:25,807 --> 00:07:29,482 How can you say that? I'm constantly laughing. 113 00:07:29,527 --> 00:07:34,442 I chuckle, I giggle, I guffaw. Why didn't this come up when we were dating? 114 00:07:34,487 --> 00:07:36,717 You were more aggressive then. 115 00:07:36,767 --> 00:07:39,964 Everybody is during courtship. It's natural. 116 00:07:40,007 --> 00:07:44,876 You can't expect me to keep up that level of charm, I'd have a heart attack. 117 00:07:44,927 --> 00:07:47,395 Goodbye, Allan. 118 00:07:47,447 --> 00:07:49,517 My lawyer will call your lawyer. 119 00:07:50,927 --> 00:07:52,918 I don't have a lawyer. 120 00:07:52,967 --> 00:07:54,958 Have him call my doctor. 121 00:07:59,727 --> 00:08:02,878 What's the matter with me? Why can't I be cool? 122 00:08:02,927 --> 00:08:05,282 What's the secret? 123 00:08:05,327 --> 00:08:09,605 There's no secret, kid. Dames are simple. 124 00:08:09,647 --> 00:08:13,720 I never met one that didn't understand a slap in the mouth 125 00:08:13,767 --> 00:08:16,042 or a slug from a .45. 126 00:08:16,087 --> 00:08:18,123 Yeah, cos you're Bogart. 127 00:08:18,167 --> 00:08:21,523 I could never hit Nancy. It's not that type of relationship. 128 00:08:21,567 --> 00:08:24,684 Where'd you learn that word, the shrink? 129 00:08:24,727 --> 00:08:29,482 I'm not like you. In Casablanca, when you lost lngrid, weren't you crushed? 130 00:08:29,527 --> 00:08:32,121 Nothing a little bourbon and soda wouldn't fix. 131 00:08:32,167 --> 00:08:35,204 I can't drink. My body won't tolerate alcohol. 132 00:08:35,247 --> 00:08:39,445 Take my advice and forget all this fancy relationship stuff. 133 00:08:39,487 --> 00:08:41,637 The world is full of dames. 134 00:08:41,687 --> 00:08:44,076 All you got to do is whistle. 135 00:08:50,367 --> 00:08:52,164 He's right. 136 00:08:52,207 --> 00:08:54,960 You give them an inch and they step all over you. 137 00:08:55,487 --> 00:08:58,240 Why can't I develop that attitude? 138 00:08:58,287 --> 00:09:01,916 Nothing a little bourbon and soda couldn't fix. 139 00:09:29,927 --> 00:09:32,122 - Are you all right? - You poor thing! 140 00:09:32,167 --> 00:09:35,079 - Why didn't you call us? - I didn't want to bother you. 141 00:09:35,127 --> 00:09:38,722 Not bother us? For God's sake, what are friends for? 142 00:09:38,767 --> 00:09:41,042 Why did she say she wanted a divorce? 143 00:09:41,087 --> 00:09:43,157 She doesn't laugh enough. 144 00:09:43,207 --> 00:09:46,040 Insufficient laughter - grounds for divorce. 145 00:09:46,087 --> 00:09:48,078 She wants to go skiing. 146 00:09:48,127 --> 00:09:50,516 She wants to ski down a mountain laughing. 147 00:09:50,567 --> 00:09:54,560 Let me call my office. I ran out of a meeting when you called. 148 00:09:54,607 --> 00:09:56,802 They must think I'm crazy. 149 00:09:56,847 --> 00:10:00,237 - Have you heard from her? - I heard from Schulman and Weiss. 150 00:10:00,287 --> 00:10:03,324 I signed some papers and Nancy went to Mexico. 151 00:10:03,367 --> 00:10:05,437 We went there on our honeymoon. 152 00:10:05,487 --> 00:10:07,921 Spent the entire two weeks in bed. 153 00:10:07,967 --> 00:10:09,958 I had dysentery. 154 00:10:10,007 --> 00:10:13,443 Hello, George? Did they agree to the terms? 155 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:17,837 Oh, hell. Well, if we blow it, we blow it. 156 00:10:17,887 --> 00:10:20,799 God! Can't you cook anything but TV dinners? 157 00:10:20,847 --> 00:10:24,237 Who bothers to cook them? I suck them frozen. 158 00:10:24,287 --> 00:10:30,317 I'll tell you where you can reach me, I'll be at 362-9296 for a while. 159 00:10:30,367 --> 00:10:34,997 Then I'll be at 648-0024 for about 15 minutes. 160 00:10:35,047 --> 00:10:38,119 Then I'll be at 752-0420 161 00:10:38,167 --> 00:10:40,965 and then I'll be home at 621 -4598. 162 00:10:41,687 --> 00:10:43,484 Right, George. Bye-bye. 163 00:10:43,527 --> 00:10:47,406 There's a phone booth on the corner, shall I get the number? 164 00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:49,802 You'll be passing it. 165 00:10:51,847 --> 00:10:54,998 - I'm sorry, Allan. - She wants to be a swinger. 166 00:10:55,047 --> 00:10:58,596 - Married life is no good for her. - Don't get worked up. 167 00:10:58,647 --> 00:11:01,320 I gave her a home, affection, security. 168 00:11:01,367 --> 00:11:05,042 This was a girl I found waiting on tables at the Hip Bagel. 169 00:11:05,087 --> 00:11:07,840 I used to go there every night and over-tip her. 170 00:11:07,887 --> 00:11:10,082 $1 .50 on a 35-cent check. 171 00:11:10,127 --> 00:11:12,687 Nancy was impulsive. We all knew that. 172 00:11:12,727 --> 00:11:16,879 She didn't leave impulsively. She talked about it for months. 173 00:11:16,927 --> 00:11:20,715 - I didn't believe she'd do it. - It's good you find out now. 174 00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:23,998 - You're young. Make a new life. - I'm 29. 175 00:11:24,047 --> 00:11:27,483 The height of my sexual potency was ten years ago. 176 00:11:27,527 --> 00:11:30,325 Look at the bright side. You're free. 177 00:11:30,367 --> 00:11:32,358 You'll go out, there'll be girls. 178 00:11:32,407 --> 00:11:35,558 You'll go to parties, have affairs with married women. 179 00:11:35,607 --> 00:11:39,566 Sexual relations with girls of every race, creed and colour. 180 00:11:40,607 --> 00:11:42,882 You get tired of that. 181 00:11:42,927 --> 00:11:45,885 Besides, those kinds of things never happen to me. 182 00:11:45,927 --> 00:11:49,681 I managed to fool one girl into loving me and now she's gone. 183 00:11:49,727 --> 00:11:51,797 See how he downgrades himself? 184 00:11:51,847 --> 00:11:55,635 Don't you think plenty of women would find him attractive? 185 00:11:55,687 --> 00:11:59,680 - Yes, of course. - The world's full of eligible women. 186 00:11:59,727 --> 00:12:02,878 Yeah, but not like Nancy. She was a lovely thing. 187 00:12:02,927 --> 00:12:05,361 I used to lay in bed and watch her sleep. 188 00:12:05,407 --> 00:12:07,841 Once in a while she'd wake up and catch me. 189 00:12:07,887 --> 00:12:09,878 She'd let out a scream. 190 00:12:09,927 --> 00:12:12,964 He really loved her. I feel like crying. 191 00:12:13,007 --> 00:12:14,998 Why do you feel like crying? 192 00:12:15,047 --> 00:12:18,084 A man makes an investment, it doesn't pay off. 193 00:12:18,127 --> 00:12:20,721 Could I get an aspirin? I have a headache. 194 00:12:20,767 --> 00:12:23,201 He's having a breakdown and you're sick. 195 00:12:23,247 --> 00:12:27,240 - Don't get upset. - I'm not, I just had a rough day. 196 00:12:27,287 --> 00:12:30,165 You want an aspirin too? 197 00:12:30,207 --> 00:12:32,801 I ate all the aspirin, what about Darvon? 198 00:12:32,847 --> 00:12:36,476 Yes, my analyst suggested that when I have migraines. 199 00:12:36,527 --> 00:12:40,202 I used to get migraines but my analyst cured me. Now I get cold sores. 200 00:12:40,247 --> 00:12:42,761 I still do. Big, ugly ones from tension. 201 00:12:42,807 --> 00:12:46,925 - I may need a lobotomy. - With mine away I feel paralysed. 202 00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:49,401 You should move to hospital together. 203 00:12:49,447 --> 00:12:52,803 - You want a Fresca with the Darvon? - Do you have apple juice? 204 00:12:52,847 --> 00:12:54,678 They're fantastic together. 205 00:12:54,727 --> 00:12:57,799 Have you ever had lithium and tomato juice? 206 00:12:57,847 --> 00:13:01,123 No, but another neurotic tells me it's unbelievable. 207 00:13:01,167 --> 00:13:03,965 Can I get a Coke with nothing in it? 208 00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:07,558 I'll get the pills. 209 00:13:10,887 --> 00:13:14,084 Poor guy. If there's anything we can do... 210 00:13:19,727 --> 00:13:22,116 He never should have married Nancy. 211 00:13:22,167 --> 00:13:24,476 I thought they were getting along. 212 00:13:24,527 --> 00:13:28,406 You're so busy all the time you never see what's going on. 213 00:13:28,447 --> 00:13:31,041 Didn't you think it strange that he was married 214 00:13:31,087 --> 00:13:33,681 but still couldn't get a date on New Year's Eve? 215 00:13:33,727 --> 00:13:35,922 Darling, don't get overwrought. 216 00:13:35,967 --> 00:13:39,960 This is Mr Christie, I'm no longer at 752-0420, 217 00:13:40,007 --> 00:13:42,840 I'm gonna be home at 621 -4598. 218 00:13:43,887 --> 00:13:45,878 What? Yes, I'll hold on. 219 00:13:45,927 --> 00:13:48,361 Honey, these things upset me. 220 00:13:48,407 --> 00:13:51,399 I'm experiencing a wave of insecurity. 221 00:13:51,447 --> 00:13:54,723 You are? Did I tell you what happened to me today? 222 00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:57,042 I bought 100 acres of land in Florida 223 00:13:57,087 --> 00:13:59,885 and it turns out that 98 of them have quicksand. 224 00:13:59,927 --> 00:14:02,805 My syndicate wanted to build a golf course. 225 00:14:02,847 --> 00:14:05,680 All we can do is build a three-hole golf course 226 00:14:05,727 --> 00:14:07,922 with the biggest sand trap in the world. 227 00:14:09,527 --> 00:14:11,836 What are you taking a pill for? 228 00:14:11,887 --> 00:14:15,038 - I'm tense. - Why? 229 00:14:15,087 --> 00:14:19,763 The whole subject of divorce is traumatic for me. 230 00:14:19,807 --> 00:14:23,846 - He's getting divorced, not us. - It's the idea of it. 231 00:14:24,887 --> 00:14:28,277 I guess I've never gotten over my parents' divorce. 232 00:14:28,327 --> 00:14:30,602 Well, it's about time. Come here. 233 00:14:33,607 --> 00:14:37,202 You're so insecure. I wish I could... 234 00:14:37,247 --> 00:14:40,000 Milt? Dick. That deal is unacceptable. The figures are lousy. 235 00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:41,765 No, I can't take it. 236 00:14:56,567 --> 00:14:59,001 Marjorie, did Mr Hardy call? 237 00:14:59,927 --> 00:15:02,885 I'm at 922-3299. 238 00:15:02,927 --> 00:15:05,999 Yeah, I'll be here... I'm picking my wife up. 239 00:15:06,687 --> 00:15:08,803 What? Who? Oh, Allan Felix. 240 00:15:09,647 --> 00:15:12,445 All right, I'll call him later. Bye-bye. 241 00:15:14,527 --> 00:15:17,121 Allan's calling again. We got to find him a girl. 242 00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:19,158 Somebody he can be with. 243 00:15:19,207 --> 00:15:21,118 Well, find him a nice girl. 244 00:15:21,167 --> 00:15:24,284 - There must be somebody here. - Not single ones. 245 00:15:24,327 --> 00:15:26,921 - What about Carol? - Engaged. 246 00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:31,119 - What about her? - She's living with a priest. 247 00:15:32,487 --> 00:15:35,763 The tall one with the blonde hair? 248 00:15:35,807 --> 00:15:39,686 She'd eat him alive. There'd be nothing left but his glasses. 249 00:15:39,727 --> 00:15:42,161 This is going to be a bit of a problem. 250 00:15:42,207 --> 00:15:45,005 Mr Christie, there's a call for you. 251 00:15:47,527 --> 00:15:51,076 Listen, Linda and I are going out for dinner tonight. 252 00:15:51,127 --> 00:15:53,960 We'll invite some nice girl and we'll all go. 253 00:15:54,007 --> 00:15:56,202 You've got to start meeting girls. 254 00:15:56,247 --> 00:15:59,478 I haven't done that in two years. I'm out of practice. 255 00:15:59,527 --> 00:16:02,405 When I was in practice, I was out of practice. 256 00:16:02,447 --> 00:16:05,200 You invested your emotions in a losing stock. 257 00:16:05,247 --> 00:16:07,238 It was wiped out. 258 00:16:07,287 --> 00:16:10,677 What do you do? You reinvest in a more stable stock. 259 00:16:10,727 --> 00:16:13,719 Something with long-term growth possibilities. 260 00:16:13,767 --> 00:16:15,644 Like who, General Motors? 261 00:16:15,687 --> 00:16:17,678 Come on, shape up. 262 00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:21,720 She'd have to be damn good to do anything for my morale at all. 263 00:16:21,767 --> 00:16:24,918 - Who can we get? - You don't have anybody in mind? 264 00:16:24,967 --> 00:16:27,845 - We have several in mind. - What kind do you like? 265 00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:30,560 - He likes neurotics. - I like blondes. 266 00:16:30,607 --> 00:16:33,167 Blondes with long hair and short skirts 267 00:16:33,207 --> 00:16:36,165 and boots and big chests and bright and witty. 268 00:16:36,207 --> 00:16:38,323 Don't set yourself silly standards. 269 00:16:38,367 --> 00:16:41,086 She must be beautiful with a big bust? 270 00:16:41,127 --> 00:16:44,164 And a good behind. Something I can sink my teeth into. 271 00:16:44,207 --> 00:16:47,244 - He was always fussy. - But look at the result. 272 00:16:47,287 --> 00:16:49,517 You never went out. 273 00:16:49,567 --> 00:16:52,240 Sally has long hair and a good size chest. 274 00:16:52,287 --> 00:16:55,484 - What's good size? - Like this I guess. 275 00:16:55,527 --> 00:16:58,200 - She's not very bright. - What does she do? 276 00:16:58,247 --> 00:17:00,920 - She works for an astrologer. - Forget it. 277 00:17:00,967 --> 00:17:02,958 You might get her into bed. 278 00:17:03,007 --> 00:17:05,885 With my luck I won't get her into a chair. 279 00:17:05,927 --> 00:17:08,919 These girls often don't have great minds. 280 00:17:08,967 --> 00:17:11,925 Why all this fuss over a dinner companion? 281 00:17:11,967 --> 00:17:15,562 Look, I can't go out, I'm still attached to Nancy. 282 00:17:15,607 --> 00:17:18,565 Will you forget about Nancy? She's gone. 283 00:17:19,807 --> 00:17:23,482 That's true. She wanted to be free so she could swing. 284 00:17:23,527 --> 00:17:25,563 Darling, think of somebody. 285 00:17:25,607 --> 00:17:27,996 I can just picture what she's up to. 286 00:17:34,047 --> 00:17:36,038 Baby, this is wonderful. 287 00:17:36,087 --> 00:17:39,363 My ex-husband would never take me on a motorcycle. 288 00:17:39,407 --> 00:17:42,717 He fell off a scooter and broke his collar bone. 289 00:17:42,767 --> 00:17:45,918 And I mean the kind of scooter you push. 290 00:17:45,967 --> 00:17:48,720 Movies. That's his whole life, he's a watcher. 291 00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:50,564 I'm a doer. 292 00:17:50,607 --> 00:17:54,202 It's been so long since I've been made love to 293 00:17:54,247 --> 00:17:56,238 by a handsome blond man. 294 00:17:56,967 --> 00:18:00,164 We're divorced two weeks and she's dating a Nazi. 295 00:18:00,207 --> 00:18:03,244 - What about Sharon? - I like the name. 296 00:18:03,287 --> 00:18:06,484 She works as a photographer's assistant. 297 00:18:06,527 --> 00:18:08,643 - She's bright and cute. - Let's go. 298 00:18:08,687 --> 00:18:10,518 - Call her. - Perfect. 299 00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:14,003 - What will you say? - I'll ask if she's free for dinner. 300 00:18:14,047 --> 00:18:16,925 Don't mention the divorce. Say my wife's dead. 301 00:18:16,967 --> 00:18:21,563 I don't know if we should do this. The old tension's beginning to set in. 302 00:18:21,607 --> 00:18:24,405 Sharon Lake, please. Linda Christie. 303 00:18:24,447 --> 00:18:26,642 I don't want to hear this. 304 00:18:26,687 --> 00:18:29,121 It's Linda, how are you? 305 00:18:30,167 --> 00:18:33,876 Fine. We're going to dinner tonight with an old friend, 306 00:18:33,927 --> 00:18:37,078 we thought you might want to join us. 307 00:18:37,127 --> 00:18:41,120 No, it's nothing. We just have the radio on. 308 00:18:43,927 --> 00:18:46,157 - You don't know him. - A widower. 309 00:18:46,207 --> 00:18:49,324 Tell her my wife died in a mine shaft explosion. 310 00:18:49,367 --> 00:18:51,517 He's lots of fun. You'll like him. 311 00:18:51,567 --> 00:18:55,924 If she doesn't want to, forget it. I don't need this aggravation. 312 00:18:55,967 --> 00:18:58,686 We'll pick you up at eight o'clock. 313 00:18:58,727 --> 00:19:00,683 Simple dress. 314 00:19:00,727 --> 00:19:02,922 Sure, flats are OK. 315 00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:06,164 Let her wear heels. What am l? Toulouse-Lautrec? 316 00:19:07,767 --> 00:19:10,235 Bye-bye. You're set. 317 00:19:10,287 --> 00:19:13,006 I really have mixed feelings about this. 318 00:19:13,047 --> 00:19:16,005 What if I have this chick in bed and Nancy comes back? 319 00:19:16,047 --> 00:19:18,720 Let's not hope for too much this first night. 320 00:19:18,767 --> 00:19:22,203 - Did she say anything about me? - She doesn't know you! 321 00:19:22,247 --> 00:19:24,317 You never said I was a widower. 322 00:19:24,367 --> 00:19:28,042 I got you the date, you tell her about your wife's death. 323 00:19:28,087 --> 00:19:29,998 I'm excited about this. 324 00:19:30,047 --> 00:19:33,119 We'll pick Sharon up and then you after eight. 325 00:19:33,167 --> 00:19:35,965 I can't stay out late, I have an early meeting. 326 00:19:36,007 --> 00:19:38,840 We can eat at the Pier in Sausalito. 327 00:19:38,887 --> 00:19:40,923 Wonderful. It's so romantic. 328 00:19:40,967 --> 00:19:44,562 The food is terrible and I think it's going to rain. 329 00:19:44,607 --> 00:19:47,917 I'm going to shower and douse my body with Canoe. 330 00:19:48,807 --> 00:19:52,720 I'm going home. I'm going to brush all my teeth. 331 00:19:53,727 --> 00:19:56,321 I think he and Sharon should hit it off. 332 00:19:56,367 --> 00:19:58,722 - Yeah? - You don't think so? 333 00:19:58,767 --> 00:20:00,086 He'll probably calm down by tonight. 334 00:20:02,247 --> 00:20:04,317 I wish she'd seen me before. 335 00:20:04,367 --> 00:20:08,406 I hate to be there on a blind date when the girl first sees me. 336 00:20:08,447 --> 00:20:13,237 What if she's disappointed and she laughs or screams? 337 00:20:20,647 --> 00:20:22,239 Ridiculous. 338 00:20:22,287 --> 00:20:25,597 Has a girl ever once reacted by laughing or screaming? 339 00:20:25,647 --> 00:20:28,286 Once. A co-ed from Brooklyn College. 340 00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:31,000 Came to the door, saw me and passed out. 341 00:20:31,047 --> 00:20:33,402 She was weak from dieting, though. 342 00:20:54,647 --> 00:20:57,161 What the hell? 343 00:20:57,207 --> 00:21:00,836 Bogart was short. That never seemed to bother anybody. 344 00:21:00,887 --> 00:21:03,355 You're starting off on the wrong foot. 345 00:21:03,407 --> 00:21:05,398 - Yeah, negative. - Sure. 346 00:21:05,447 --> 00:21:08,803 She's getting the best of you before the game starts. 347 00:21:08,847 --> 00:21:11,441 What's that stuff you put on your face? 348 00:21:11,487 --> 00:21:15,958 - Canoe. It's an aftershave lotion. - What about that other stuff? 349 00:21:16,007 --> 00:21:19,522 Lavoris, Mennen spray deodorant and baby powder. 350 00:21:19,567 --> 00:21:22,445 You're gonna smell like a French cathouse. 351 00:21:22,487 --> 00:21:25,479 - I need them. - Why? Are you ashamed of sweat? 352 00:21:25,527 --> 00:21:27,518 I want to make an impression. 353 00:21:27,567 --> 00:21:31,560 You know, kid, somewhere in life you got turned around. 354 00:21:31,607 --> 00:21:34,075 It's her job to smell nice for you. 355 00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:38,359 Don't tell her you don't drink, she'll think you're a boy scout. 356 00:21:38,407 --> 00:21:40,204 And don't get nervous. 357 00:21:40,247 --> 00:21:43,762 The only bad thing is if she turns out to be a virgin 358 00:21:43,807 --> 00:21:45,798 or a cop. 359 00:21:45,847 --> 00:21:48,520 With my luck, she'll turn out to be both. 360 00:21:48,567 --> 00:21:50,398 You know he's right. 361 00:21:50,447 --> 00:21:54,360 A lot of women are turned on by a masculine, earthy quality. 362 00:21:55,287 --> 00:21:59,041 I shouldn't have put so much Binoca under my arms. 363 00:21:59,087 --> 00:22:02,557 Wouldn't it be great if we hit it off at first sight? 364 00:22:03,407 --> 00:22:06,956 Why not? They say that dames are simple. 365 00:22:07,927 --> 00:22:11,363 I never met one who didn't understand a slap in the mouth 366 00:22:11,407 --> 00:22:13,398 or a slug from a .45. 367 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,522 Come here, Sharon. 368 00:22:19,727 --> 00:22:21,843 You are fantastic. 369 00:22:22,767 --> 00:22:26,760 Up until tonight, the doctors had told me that I was frigid. 370 00:22:26,807 --> 00:22:30,197 I want to thank you for proving them wrong. 371 00:22:30,247 --> 00:22:34,525 You got any girl friends with the same problem, bring them over. 372 00:22:34,567 --> 00:22:38,196 When Dick and Linda spoke of you, they used terms like, 373 00:22:38,247 --> 00:22:40,715 "brilliant " and "genius" 374 00:22:40,767 --> 00:22:44,077 but they didn't say that you were also an animal. 375 00:22:45,007 --> 00:22:47,885 Sorry I had to slap you around, sweetheart, 376 00:22:47,927 --> 00:22:51,124 but you got hysterical when I said "No more." 377 00:23:06,607 --> 00:23:08,484 It's Linda. 378 00:23:10,327 --> 00:23:14,002 I'm alone. Sharon's with Dick, they're out parking. 379 00:23:14,047 --> 00:23:16,766 He sent me in to make sure everything's OK. 380 00:23:16,807 --> 00:23:18,877 I didn't realise it was so late. 381 00:23:18,927 --> 00:23:21,885 Did you break a bottle of shaving lotion? 382 00:23:21,927 --> 00:23:24,885 - I'm wearing too much? - It's a touch strong. 383 00:23:24,927 --> 00:23:28,044 Once we get out into the air, you won't notice. 384 00:23:28,087 --> 00:23:30,237 I better set this place up quickly. 385 00:23:30,287 --> 00:23:33,404 It's fine. We'll just have a quick drink and go. 386 00:23:33,447 --> 00:23:36,917 A few carefully-placed objects create the proper impression. 387 00:23:36,967 --> 00:23:40,516 You can't leave books lying around like you're reading them! 388 00:23:40,567 --> 00:23:43,559 - It creates an image. - You don't need an image. 389 00:23:46,367 --> 00:23:49,279 Got just the thing, my 100-yard-dash medal. 390 00:23:49,327 --> 00:23:53,605 - You can't leave out a track medal. - Why? I paid $20 for it. 391 00:23:54,847 --> 00:23:58,522 I got a big decision to make. Do I go with Oscar Peterson 392 00:23:58,567 --> 00:24:00,637 or Bartók String Quartet No. 5? 393 00:24:00,687 --> 00:24:04,475 Play Oscar Peterson and leave Bartók out so everybody can see it. 394 00:24:04,527 --> 00:24:06,324 That's a good idea. 395 00:24:06,367 --> 00:24:10,645 I've never seen anybody go to so much trouble to impress a date. 396 00:24:10,687 --> 00:24:14,839 If you devoted so much time to Nancy, I don't see why she left. 397 00:24:14,887 --> 00:24:19,517 I used to write her poems, take her to restaurants and order in French. 398 00:24:19,567 --> 00:24:21,956 The waiter would bring the wrong things. 399 00:24:22,007 --> 00:24:24,805 If you just leaned across and kissed her... 400 00:24:24,847 --> 00:24:28,886 I tried. She used to say, "Not here, everybody's staring." 401 00:24:28,927 --> 00:24:31,760 Once, my sleeve caught fire... 402 00:24:31,807 --> 00:24:33,923 See, you laughed. It's funny, right? 403 00:24:33,967 --> 00:24:36,765 She took it as a symbol of my clumsiness. 404 00:24:39,127 --> 00:24:42,676 Tremendous poise. I'm an absolute master. 405 00:24:53,967 --> 00:24:55,958 Come on in. 406 00:25:06,967 --> 00:25:10,323 Allan, this is Sharon. 407 00:25:11,407 --> 00:25:15,116 I've got friends on this block, right across the street. 408 00:25:15,167 --> 00:25:18,796 Do you know the Gibsons? They're a fantastic couple. 409 00:25:18,847 --> 00:25:23,045 - He's an interior decorator. - That's sort of a hobby of mine. 410 00:25:26,247 --> 00:25:30,559 The key to it is to avoid looking like you used a decorator. 411 00:25:30,607 --> 00:25:32,802 I've got to make one quick call. 412 00:25:34,847 --> 00:25:38,123 - Linda, are you wearing Jasmine? - Me? No. 413 00:25:38,167 --> 00:25:41,637 - What are we drinking? - J&B on the rocks. 414 00:25:41,687 --> 00:25:43,564 A Harveys Bristol Cream. 415 00:25:43,607 --> 00:25:45,598 I'll have the usual. 416 00:25:46,447 --> 00:25:49,484 - Bourbon and water. - A bourbon man. 417 00:25:50,087 --> 00:25:54,558 I got to cut down on my drinking. I'm putting away a quart a day. 418 00:26:01,487 --> 00:26:06,038 This is Mr Christie, I'm no longer at 431 -5997. 419 00:26:06,087 --> 00:26:08,885 I'll be at... What time did that come in? 420 00:26:13,087 --> 00:26:15,442 Sharon did a movie. 421 00:26:15,487 --> 00:26:17,955 - Underground. - Stag film? 422 00:26:18,007 --> 00:26:21,636 Underground, you know, arty, 16mm. 423 00:26:21,687 --> 00:26:25,919 - Allan is interested in cinema. - Really? What do you do? 424 00:26:25,967 --> 00:26:29,562 I'm a writer. Nothing much. Film Weekly. 425 00:26:29,607 --> 00:26:31,598 Articles, essays, criticisms. 426 00:26:31,647 --> 00:26:36,357 This film I did got very good reviews. I got singled out. 427 00:26:36,407 --> 00:26:39,160 Course, I was the only girl in it with nine men. 428 00:26:39,207 --> 00:26:41,675 What's it called? Maybe I saw it. 429 00:26:41,727 --> 00:26:44,321 Gang Bang. 430 00:26:44,367 --> 00:26:48,645 These films have the raunchiest titles. Really, it wasn't sexy. 431 00:26:48,687 --> 00:26:52,362 You were all out of bourbon so I made it straight water. 432 00:26:52,407 --> 00:26:55,763 It's so humid out, I think it's going to rain. 433 00:26:55,807 --> 00:26:59,800 Maybe that's why I have a headache. I get terrible sinus attacks. 434 00:26:59,847 --> 00:27:02,725 You should have them drained. 435 00:27:02,767 --> 00:27:05,235 That's why it's silly to go the Pier. 436 00:27:05,287 --> 00:27:08,245 Could you turn the music down a little bit? 437 00:27:08,287 --> 00:27:10,278 Of course. 438 00:27:11,767 --> 00:27:14,486 Why go to an outdoor restaurant in the rain? 439 00:27:14,527 --> 00:27:18,361 - We used to go walking in the rain. - I love the rain. 440 00:27:18,407 --> 00:27:22,036 It washes memories off the sidewalk of life. 441 00:27:29,047 --> 00:27:32,403 Gee, Allan, you really have the delicate touch. 442 00:27:32,447 --> 00:27:36,725 He's a trifle tense, he had some misfortune with his wife. 443 00:27:36,767 --> 00:27:39,725 - His wife? - His ex-wife. She's gone. 444 00:27:39,767 --> 00:27:41,723 - She's dead. - How awful. 445 00:27:41,767 --> 00:27:43,917 She's not really dead. 446 00:27:43,967 --> 00:27:47,164 Technically not dead, but we're not dating. 447 00:27:47,207 --> 00:27:50,916 - She left him. - I'm sorry. 448 00:28:08,807 --> 00:28:12,356 - Is he on anything? - He's been under some strain lately. 449 00:28:15,247 --> 00:28:19,718 This is Mr Christie, I'm at The Hong Fat Noodle Company. 450 00:28:19,767 --> 00:28:24,238 That's 824-7996. 451 00:28:24,287 --> 00:28:26,721 Yeah, right. OK. Bye-bye. 452 00:28:27,687 --> 00:28:33,080 What's interesting is when they eat rice with chopsticks authentically, 453 00:28:33,127 --> 00:28:37,643 they bring it up to their mouths in a shovelling move with your arm. 454 00:28:44,567 --> 00:28:46,558 What's the matter? 455 00:28:46,607 --> 00:28:49,838 Would you excuse me a second? I'll be right back. 456 00:28:53,207 --> 00:28:55,846 - She likes me. - What? 457 00:28:55,887 --> 00:28:59,596 I can read women. She wants me to come on with her. 458 00:28:59,647 --> 00:29:02,764 She digs me. She's playing it very coolly. 459 00:29:02,807 --> 00:29:05,446 I'm going to come on with her later. 460 00:29:08,487 --> 00:29:12,446 - Good night and thanks for dinner. - It's only ten o'clock. 461 00:29:12,487 --> 00:29:15,206 I have a headache and I have to get up early. 462 00:29:15,247 --> 00:29:17,636 - I'll walk you upstairs. - It's OK. 463 00:29:17,687 --> 00:29:20,247 This city's a jungle, I better go. 464 00:29:20,287 --> 00:29:23,677 If I'm not down in an hour, sublet my apartment. 465 00:29:28,207 --> 00:29:30,118 You know any other girls? 466 00:29:30,167 --> 00:29:32,806 I don't know if any of them are his type. 467 00:29:32,847 --> 00:29:35,281 Most of the girls I know are normal. 468 00:29:35,327 --> 00:29:37,318 He's just over-anxious. 469 00:29:37,367 --> 00:29:40,757 As soon as she came over he went into his act. 470 00:29:44,407 --> 00:29:46,443 Well, night. 471 00:29:46,487 --> 00:29:49,877 You know, Sharon, a dame like you and a guy like... 472 00:29:53,847 --> 00:29:56,042 How'd it go with Sharon? 473 00:29:58,167 --> 00:29:59,964 Really? 474 00:30:01,047 --> 00:30:04,164 I keep striking out with women and you keep laughing. 475 00:30:04,207 --> 00:30:07,324 Everybody's insecure, Allan, not just you. 476 00:30:07,367 --> 00:30:09,358 No, you're wrong, Dick is. 477 00:30:10,367 --> 00:30:12,881 Me? Are you kidding? Ask my analyst. 478 00:30:12,927 --> 00:30:16,886 - How many times a week do you go? - Three, but one is group. 479 00:30:16,927 --> 00:30:19,680 Anyone in your group who'd be good for me? 480 00:30:19,727 --> 00:30:23,959 Emotionally disturbed women are interesting. A pervert or something. 481 00:30:24,767 --> 00:30:28,919 Jennifer? What do mean "crazy"? 482 00:30:28,967 --> 00:30:30,958 It'll strictly be sex. 483 00:30:31,007 --> 00:30:33,282 She's too weird for a relationship. 484 00:30:33,327 --> 00:30:35,318 I don't mind just sex. 485 00:30:35,367 --> 00:30:38,518 I'd prefer a girl that doesn't get hung up on me. 486 00:30:38,567 --> 00:30:40,956 I definitely think we should try it. 487 00:30:41,007 --> 00:30:45,046 I really appreciate this. I know it must be a drag for you. 488 00:30:45,087 --> 00:30:47,555 You know who's not insecure? Bogart. 489 00:30:47,607 --> 00:30:50,917 That's not real life. You set too high a standard. 490 00:30:50,967 --> 00:30:54,243 If you're gonna identify, who am I gonna pick? My rabbi? 491 00:30:54,287 --> 00:30:57,962 - Bogart's a perfect image. - You don't need to, you're you. 492 00:30:58,007 --> 00:31:00,726 I know that you can't believe that. 493 00:31:00,767 --> 00:31:02,917 Anyway, onward to Jennifer. 494 00:31:34,727 --> 00:31:38,640 Allan, I won't deny it. I'm a nymphomaniac. 495 00:31:38,687 --> 00:31:43,203 I discovered sex very early. I slept with everybody. 496 00:31:43,247 --> 00:31:46,398 My schoolteacher, my sister's husband, 497 00:31:46,447 --> 00:31:49,519 the string section of the New York Philharmonic. 498 00:31:49,567 --> 00:31:52,764 I want to have sex all the time, play all the time 499 00:31:52,807 --> 00:31:56,243 otherwise you're just down, and why be down? 500 00:31:56,287 --> 00:31:59,085 The best way to get up is sex. 501 00:31:59,727 --> 00:32:01,718 I'm not like my sisters. 502 00:32:01,767 --> 00:32:05,316 They're so inhibited, they never want to do anything. 503 00:32:05,367 --> 00:32:08,677 I believe in having sex as often, as freely 504 00:32:08,727 --> 00:32:11,446 and as intensely as possible. 505 00:32:13,847 --> 00:32:16,122 What do you take me for? 506 00:32:18,367 --> 00:32:20,835 How did I misread those signs? 507 00:32:22,447 --> 00:32:24,836 This stuff just knocks me out. 508 00:32:24,887 --> 00:32:28,357 We're in a room that has some of the highest achievements 509 00:32:28,407 --> 00:32:32,116 - of Western civilisation. - There's no girls. 510 00:32:32,887 --> 00:32:34,957 Look at the Rouault. Look. 511 00:32:36,287 --> 00:32:38,278 It's pretty. 512 00:32:39,607 --> 00:32:42,997 If you could have any painting, what would you pick? 513 00:32:43,047 --> 00:32:45,356 - A van Gogh. Any van Gogh. - Me too. 514 00:32:45,407 --> 00:32:49,958 I feel a mystical attraction for van Gogh. Why is that? 515 00:32:50,007 --> 00:32:53,886 I don't know. I just know he cut off his ear for a girl he loved. 516 00:32:53,927 --> 00:32:56,680 That's the kind of thing you'd do for a girl. 517 00:32:56,727 --> 00:32:58,957 I'd have to like her a lot. 518 00:32:59,007 --> 00:33:01,965 I wonder if Dick would cut his ear off for me? 519 00:33:02,007 --> 00:33:05,079 I don't think you should ask him. He's very busy. 520 00:33:05,127 --> 00:33:08,278 It must be fantastic to be loved so intensely. 521 00:33:09,127 --> 00:33:13,598 Why don't we split and see if there's any action at the Berkeley Museum? 522 00:33:13,647 --> 00:33:15,763 There's one. 523 00:33:16,727 --> 00:33:19,958 - She's great. - Go ahead, speak to her. 524 00:33:20,007 --> 00:33:22,840 - No, are you kidding? - Go on. 525 00:33:22,887 --> 00:33:24,878 Go on, give it a try. 526 00:33:24,927 --> 00:33:27,646 That's what we're here for. Go on. 527 00:33:27,687 --> 00:33:29,757 Casual. 528 00:33:35,767 --> 00:33:38,042 It's a lovely Jackson Pollock. 529 00:33:38,087 --> 00:33:40,078 Yes, it is. 530 00:33:41,247 --> 00:33:43,317 What does it say to you? 531 00:33:43,367 --> 00:33:46,916 It restates the negativeness of the universe. 532 00:33:46,967 --> 00:33:52,200 The hideous, lonely emptiness of existence. Nothingness. 533 00:33:52,247 --> 00:33:57,162 The predicament of man forced to live in a barren, godless eternity 534 00:33:57,207 --> 00:34:01,200 Iike a tiny flame flickering in an immense void 535 00:34:01,247 --> 00:34:05,240 with nothing but waste, horror and degradation 536 00:34:05,287 --> 00:34:10,077 forming a useless straightjacket in a black absurd cosmos. 537 00:34:11,127 --> 00:34:15,325 - What are you doing Saturday? - Committing suicide. 538 00:34:15,367 --> 00:34:17,403 What about Friday night? 539 00:34:22,567 --> 00:34:26,924 If they're beautiful, they're crazy. Beauty drives a woman crazy. 540 00:34:26,967 --> 00:34:28,958 What's he ranting about? 541 00:34:29,007 --> 00:34:31,726 Why am I going to the beach? I hate the beach. 542 00:34:31,767 --> 00:34:33,962 I don't like swimming or the sun. 543 00:34:34,007 --> 00:34:37,283 I'm red-headed, fair-skinned. I don't tan, I stroke. 544 00:34:37,327 --> 00:34:40,319 A lot of good women go to the beach at weekends. 545 00:34:40,367 --> 00:34:42,562 Secretaries, receptionists. 546 00:34:42,607 --> 00:34:45,405 I want a really, really, great woman. 547 00:34:45,447 --> 00:34:48,519 Well, Madame Curie's dead, who else is there? 548 00:34:48,567 --> 00:34:50,797 I thought you were too busy to go away. 549 00:34:50,847 --> 00:34:54,237 A few guys from the office are going, I've got a few meetings. 550 00:34:54,287 --> 00:34:56,721 Do you think we'll get to see you? 551 00:34:56,767 --> 00:34:59,918 - I got you pencilled in for dinner. - Very funny. 552 00:34:59,967 --> 00:35:02,879 - Are there spiders at the beach? - Come on! 553 00:35:02,927 --> 00:35:07,398 Anything with more than two legs that walks across my chest kills me. 554 00:35:07,447 --> 00:35:10,996 - We got to find him a broad. - That's for sure! 555 00:35:11,047 --> 00:35:14,562 - I'm carsick. - Come on, Allan! 556 00:35:14,607 --> 00:35:16,723 We're gonna drop you in the bay. 557 00:35:17,647 --> 00:35:22,437 This is Mr Christie, I'm longer at 731 -071 1 . 558 00:35:22,487 --> 00:35:27,720 I'll be at 885-0714. That's good for the whole weekend. 559 00:35:27,767 --> 00:35:31,077 - What a terrific beach house. - Glad you like it. 560 00:35:31,127 --> 00:35:33,595 Let's burn it down for the insurance. 561 00:35:33,647 --> 00:35:38,357 There's a single bed in here! What happens if I get lucky? 562 00:35:38,407 --> 00:35:40,443 You make love on the beach. 563 00:35:40,487 --> 00:35:42,443 On the beach? 564 00:35:42,487 --> 00:35:46,560 I'll be making love in the sand and the tide will come in and carry me off. 565 00:35:46,607 --> 00:35:49,121 I'll score and drown at the same time. 566 00:35:50,327 --> 00:35:53,922 Look at that, that is pretty. Look out there. 567 00:35:55,327 --> 00:35:58,637 That's really beautiful. The fog's gonna creep in. 568 00:35:59,687 --> 00:36:03,521 Look, you can see the seagulls flying over the cesspool. 569 00:36:09,407 --> 00:36:13,685 This is fun. I haven't been to a place like this in a long time. 570 00:36:13,727 --> 00:36:17,276 I'm getting a heart attack, I can't believe that girl. 571 00:36:18,367 --> 00:36:21,279 I'm at 392-8098. 572 00:36:37,927 --> 00:36:41,203 She's a doll. I'd sell my mother to the Arabs for her. 573 00:36:41,247 --> 00:36:43,681 Why don't you ask her to dance? 574 00:36:43,727 --> 00:36:45,718 I can't. I don't know her. 575 00:36:49,247 --> 00:36:54,002 I can't stay long. I've gotta get up early to play tennis with the guys. 576 00:36:54,047 --> 00:36:55,844 You wanna dance? 577 00:36:55,887 --> 00:36:59,562 We can't do those dances, you have to be under 16 to look good. 578 00:36:59,607 --> 00:37:03,361 I love you, miss, whoever you are. I want to have your child. 579 00:37:03,407 --> 00:37:06,638 - All right, get up and do it. - No, I can't dance. 580 00:37:06,687 --> 00:37:10,396 I'm scared. I had measles as a child, my body won't function. 581 00:37:10,447 --> 00:37:12,438 Come on, go. 582 00:37:14,967 --> 00:37:19,677 Now, start dancing. You ready? Keep count. And it's one, two... 583 00:37:19,727 --> 00:37:22,002 One, two. 584 00:37:22,047 --> 00:37:24,686 Right. Go ahead, say something to her. 585 00:37:27,287 --> 00:37:29,278 One, two... 586 00:37:33,567 --> 00:37:35,956 Try something more meaningful. 587 00:37:38,607 --> 00:37:40,484 Three, four... 588 00:37:45,687 --> 00:37:47,678 Speak to her. 589 00:37:51,647 --> 00:37:53,638 Are you interested in dancing? 590 00:37:53,687 --> 00:37:55,678 Get lost, creep. 591 00:37:57,807 --> 00:38:00,719 - What did she say? - She'd rather not. 592 00:38:12,567 --> 00:38:15,764 Even if we buy two more lots, we'll have to wait. 593 00:38:15,807 --> 00:38:19,482 - It's cheaper to hold on to them. - The price will move. 594 00:38:19,527 --> 00:38:23,520 It'll require using our current holdings as collateral. 595 00:38:23,567 --> 00:38:26,365 You've got a lot going for you. 596 00:38:26,407 --> 00:38:30,923 You're bright, funny and you're romantic, if you'd only believe it. 597 00:38:30,967 --> 00:38:33,879 Why put on a mask every time you meet a girl? 598 00:38:33,927 --> 00:38:37,283 Will we be able to build? Even in the new tax year? 599 00:38:37,327 --> 00:38:40,080 Why build if the interest rate might go down? 600 00:38:40,127 --> 00:38:42,118 I keep telling you, 601 00:38:42,167 --> 00:38:44,840 be yourself and a girl will fall in love with you. 602 00:38:44,887 --> 00:38:48,084 You've been great, spending your time with me. 603 00:38:48,887 --> 00:38:52,641 - I'll tell you the truth, I'm having a ball. - Are you? 604 00:38:52,687 --> 00:38:56,521 It'll make a big difference. If you're gonna pay $600 a lot... 605 00:38:56,567 --> 00:38:58,478 It's a great opportunity. 606 00:38:58,527 --> 00:39:01,280 You may have half a per cent more interest rate. 607 00:39:02,527 --> 00:39:05,803 I got you a present cos I know it's your birthday. 608 00:39:05,847 --> 00:39:07,838 How'd you know? 609 00:39:07,887 --> 00:39:10,481 You mentioned the date and I remembered it. 610 00:39:10,527 --> 00:39:13,883 It's the same date my mother had her hysterectomy. 611 00:39:17,887 --> 00:39:21,436 It's lovely. It's beautiful. 612 00:39:21,487 --> 00:39:23,284 A plastic skunk. 613 00:39:23,327 --> 00:39:27,525 It's so cute and I heard you say skunks are your favourite animals. 614 00:39:29,167 --> 00:39:30,998 I'm so touched. 615 00:39:31,047 --> 00:39:33,117 - You like it? - I love it. 616 00:39:33,167 --> 00:39:36,000 It doesn't do anything, it's just a skunk. 617 00:39:36,047 --> 00:39:38,766 She liked your present better than mine. 618 00:39:38,807 --> 00:39:42,083 She's usually so excited when I get her something 619 00:39:42,127 --> 00:39:44,561 but all she could talk about was her skunk. 620 00:39:44,607 --> 00:39:46,677 It's your imagination. 621 00:39:46,727 --> 00:39:49,002 I don't know. She's moody lately. 622 00:39:49,047 --> 00:39:51,481 - Cos you neglect her. - I know. 623 00:39:51,527 --> 00:39:54,599 - Did she say something? - She doesn't have to. 624 00:39:54,647 --> 00:39:58,242 I see the two of you together. Plus she said something. 625 00:39:58,287 --> 00:40:00,755 It's nothing we haven't been through. 626 00:40:00,807 --> 00:40:03,605 She's very insecure, she needs attention. 627 00:40:03,647 --> 00:40:07,560 What's she insecure about? She knows I'm crazy about her. 628 00:40:07,607 --> 00:40:10,963 Why, because I'm too busy now to always dote on her? 629 00:40:11,007 --> 00:40:13,316 Linda's used to being fussed over. 630 00:40:13,367 --> 00:40:16,723 She's always been pretty, high marks in college. 631 00:40:16,767 --> 00:40:20,965 I sometimes think she married me because I didn't fawn over her. 632 00:40:21,007 --> 00:40:23,282 But you must admit you're driven. 633 00:40:23,327 --> 00:40:26,524 Do you know what's happening in the stock market? 634 00:40:26,567 --> 00:40:29,286 - Where are we going? - There she is. 635 00:40:29,327 --> 00:40:33,605 She works in my office. She just broke up with her boyfriend. 636 00:40:33,647 --> 00:40:36,957 - There's too many people at the table. - Come on! 637 00:40:37,007 --> 00:40:39,282 I don't want to. We'll do it later. 638 00:40:39,327 --> 00:40:41,921 - What shall I say? - Ask her to dinner. 639 00:40:41,967 --> 00:40:44,765 I can't. Why can't you and Linda come... 640 00:40:44,807 --> 00:40:46,798 Cos I have to work late. 641 00:40:46,847 --> 00:40:49,042 Julie, this is Allan Felix. 642 00:40:49,087 --> 00:40:51,726 Would you like to go to dinner tonight? 643 00:40:51,767 --> 00:40:55,601 - That's right to the point. - That was pretty fast! 644 00:40:56,487 --> 00:40:58,717 Forgive me, I'm... 645 00:40:58,767 --> 00:41:00,519 It needed tossing anyhow. 646 00:41:05,847 --> 00:41:08,919 Let's go in there and get stoned and watch the freaks. 647 00:41:08,967 --> 00:41:12,164 You sure you don't want to go to the movies? 648 00:41:12,207 --> 00:41:14,198 Come on! 649 00:41:29,247 --> 00:41:31,556 - You wanna dance? - No, thanks. 650 00:41:31,607 --> 00:41:33,643 I didn't ask you, I asked her. 651 00:41:33,687 --> 00:41:36,155 I don't wanna dance either. 652 00:41:38,207 --> 00:41:41,643 - What the hell is this? - 7 Up. 653 00:41:41,687 --> 00:41:43,996 I'm on the wagon, doctor's orders. 654 00:41:44,047 --> 00:41:47,244 My hand shakes. It's like battle fatigue... 655 00:41:48,247 --> 00:41:50,397 He kills me. 656 00:41:50,447 --> 00:41:52,722 What's your name, honey? 657 00:41:54,047 --> 00:41:57,801 - It's a nice name. - Must get her back to the orphanage. 658 00:41:57,847 --> 00:42:01,283 I take her out once a year to the zoo and the circus. Excuse me. 659 00:42:01,327 --> 00:42:04,842 - Sit down. - I'd love to stay but I gotta be up early. 660 00:42:04,887 --> 00:42:07,845 Going to a temple, it's my people's Sabbath. 661 00:42:10,807 --> 00:42:13,958 - Come here. - Chris is coming over, is he? 662 00:42:14,007 --> 00:42:16,999 I want you to meet this good-looking broad. 663 00:42:17,047 --> 00:42:19,038 Thanks for inviting us over. 664 00:42:19,087 --> 00:42:22,045 - Just get right in here. - I love parties. 665 00:42:22,087 --> 00:42:25,204 You'd look real good on the back of my chopper. 666 00:42:26,167 --> 00:42:30,206 Have you fellas seen the new production of The Trojan Women? 667 00:42:32,887 --> 00:42:34,843 What are you doing? 668 00:42:34,887 --> 00:42:36,878 Financial reports. 669 00:42:36,927 --> 00:42:38,918 Which are not fun. 670 00:42:40,247 --> 00:42:42,681 Have you seen Allan around lately? 671 00:42:43,727 --> 00:42:47,003 Oh, he was here before. He's out tonight. 672 00:42:48,367 --> 00:42:51,439 - On a date? - Yes, I fixed him up. 673 00:42:51,487 --> 00:42:53,398 You did? 674 00:42:54,447 --> 00:42:56,438 Who with? 675 00:42:56,487 --> 00:42:58,523 One of the girls at the office. 676 00:42:59,567 --> 00:43:01,558 Which one? 677 00:43:02,647 --> 00:43:05,957 - Which one is she? Do I know her? - Very sexy. 678 00:43:06,007 --> 00:43:08,999 And bright. I think they'll like each other. 679 00:43:09,047 --> 00:43:11,766 Is Julie the blonde one with big eyes? 680 00:43:11,807 --> 00:43:14,002 Blonde, big eyes, very earthy, 681 00:43:14,047 --> 00:43:16,402 wears those see-through blouses. 682 00:43:16,447 --> 00:43:18,438 Every guy in the office likes her. 683 00:43:18,487 --> 00:43:20,637 You think she's right for Allan? 684 00:43:21,407 --> 00:43:24,285 Cos to me, she doesn't seem like the type. 685 00:43:24,327 --> 00:43:27,524 - He liked her. - Really? 686 00:43:29,207 --> 00:43:31,243 How do you know? 687 00:43:31,287 --> 00:43:33,278 I could feel it. 688 00:43:33,327 --> 00:43:37,002 - Did he say anything? - Hey, I'm trying to work. 689 00:43:37,047 --> 00:43:39,038 OK, I'm sorry. 690 00:43:42,327 --> 00:43:46,559 - Those guys are following us. - Don't worry, I'm a fast runner. 691 00:43:46,607 --> 00:43:50,361 - Where're you going with that chick? - Don't look back. 692 00:43:50,407 --> 00:43:53,638 - I'm scared. - I'll go into my fake limp. 693 00:43:53,687 --> 00:43:55,962 Let's all go on a little party. 694 00:43:56,007 --> 00:43:58,157 Fellas, I'm a veteran. 695 00:43:58,207 --> 00:44:01,404 Get rid of this creep and I'll take you for a ride. 696 00:44:01,447 --> 00:44:04,280 Take your hands off her! Did I say that? 697 00:44:04,327 --> 00:44:06,841 All right, shorty, let's go... 698 00:44:08,087 --> 00:44:12,558 - Your tattoo's coming off on my neck. - I'm gonna start screaming! 699 00:44:12,607 --> 00:44:14,962 Don't worry, I can handle this. 700 00:44:19,007 --> 00:44:21,077 Start screaming. 701 00:44:31,207 --> 00:44:34,085 - Allan, is that you? - Yes. 702 00:44:34,127 --> 00:44:37,164 - How'd it go? - I got into a fight. 703 00:44:39,007 --> 00:44:41,396 What? You got into a fight? With who? 704 00:44:41,447 --> 00:44:45,520 Some guys got tough with Julie. I had to teach them a lesson. 705 00:44:45,567 --> 00:44:47,762 - Are you all right? - I'm fine. 706 00:44:47,807 --> 00:44:52,676 I snapped my chin onto a guy's fist and hit one in the knee with my nose. 707 00:44:53,727 --> 00:44:56,878 - Where's Julie? - She ran off with the leader. 708 00:44:56,927 --> 00:45:01,318 They're getting married. It never would have worked between us. 709 00:45:01,367 --> 00:45:05,838 She's Protestant, I'm Catholic, it's a great religious abyss. 710 00:45:05,887 --> 00:45:10,677 - Who were these guys? - They said they were hairdressers. 711 00:45:10,727 --> 00:45:14,083 - Hard to believe. - You want us to call a doctor? 712 00:45:14,127 --> 00:45:17,324 No, I'm fine. I could use a three-foot Band-Aid 713 00:45:17,367 --> 00:45:19,756 until the pain subsides. 714 00:45:19,807 --> 00:45:24,198 She's laughing and my sex life is turning into the Petrified Forest. 715 00:45:25,287 --> 00:45:27,357 Very funny. 716 00:45:43,367 --> 00:45:47,963 Ten million women in the country and I can't wind up with one. 717 00:45:50,007 --> 00:45:52,760 Come on, you had some laughs with Linda. 718 00:45:52,807 --> 00:45:56,720 There's no pressure with Linda, I'm not trying to make her. 719 00:45:56,767 --> 00:45:59,839 I'm sure if I met her on a date, we'd have no fun. 720 00:45:59,887 --> 00:46:03,004 The girls I try and score with I can't get to first base. 721 00:46:29,927 --> 00:46:33,636 I'm turning into the strike-out king of San Francisco. 722 00:46:33,687 --> 00:46:38,522 What do you expect? I always said you were not the romantic type. 723 00:46:38,567 --> 00:46:40,842 What's the matter with me, Nancy? 724 00:46:40,887 --> 00:46:44,675 You're a dreamer, you're awkward, you're clumsy. 725 00:46:44,727 --> 00:46:48,766 They can see how desperate you are. You've said it yourself. 726 00:46:48,807 --> 00:46:52,720 Don't go by that girl tonight. I was toying with her. 727 00:46:52,767 --> 00:46:56,760 Face it, you may be very sweet but you're not sexy. 728 00:46:56,807 --> 00:47:00,482 Don't be so sure. You never said that when we were married. 729 00:47:01,207 --> 00:47:03,084 I was thinking it. 730 00:47:04,407 --> 00:47:07,001 I bet she was. 731 00:47:07,047 --> 00:47:11,040 I wonder if she actually had an orgasm while we were married 732 00:47:11,087 --> 00:47:13,396 or did she fake it that night? 733 00:47:16,207 --> 00:47:18,198 Is this the Perry residence? 734 00:47:19,327 --> 00:47:21,318 Can I speak to Marilyn? 735 00:47:23,047 --> 00:47:25,641 An old friend of hers, I dated her once. 736 00:47:26,607 --> 00:47:28,598 Do you remember? 737 00:47:28,647 --> 00:47:31,115 I'm stunned! It was 1 1 years ago. 738 00:47:31,167 --> 00:47:35,365 That's right. Short with red hair and glasses. 739 00:47:35,407 --> 00:47:37,602 No, that's cleared up. 740 00:47:39,887 --> 00:47:42,321 How can I get in touch with her? 741 00:47:43,367 --> 00:47:45,403 Really? 742 00:47:45,447 --> 00:47:47,517 She still feels that way? 743 00:47:48,487 --> 00:47:50,478 It's been 1 1 years. 744 00:47:51,527 --> 00:47:54,121 When did you last speak with her? 745 00:47:56,567 --> 00:47:58,558 Last week. 746 00:47:58,607 --> 00:48:02,885 And she specified that she didn't want you to give me the number? 747 00:48:03,927 --> 00:48:05,724 I see. 748 00:48:05,767 --> 00:48:07,758 OK, thank you. 749 00:48:13,727 --> 00:48:16,878 Excuse me, could you tell me where Mr Felix is? 750 00:48:16,927 --> 00:48:20,124 - Right through that door. - Thank you. 751 00:48:25,207 --> 00:48:27,926 - Are you busy? - What are you doing here? 752 00:48:27,967 --> 00:48:30,401 - I don't feel so hot. - What's wrong? 753 00:48:30,447 --> 00:48:33,041 What do you have for an anxiety attack? 754 00:48:33,087 --> 00:48:35,555 Everything, I'm a drugstore. 755 00:48:35,607 --> 00:48:38,041 I have this throbbing in my stomach. 756 00:48:38,087 --> 00:48:40,521 How do know it's anxiety and not fear? 757 00:48:40,567 --> 00:48:43,559 - My stomach's jumpy. - Is it hard to breathe? 758 00:48:43,607 --> 00:48:46,041 I feel frightened and I don't know why. 759 00:48:46,087 --> 00:48:48,681 - I get that. - Is it fear or anxiety? 760 00:48:48,727 --> 00:48:50,957 Homosexual panic. 761 00:48:51,007 --> 00:48:54,602 I always get this way when Dick goes on a business trip. 762 00:48:54,647 --> 00:48:56,524 He had to fly to Cleveland. 763 00:48:56,567 --> 00:48:58,762 I got up, drove him to the airport 764 00:48:58,807 --> 00:49:01,241 and threw up in the United Airlines terminal. 765 00:49:01,287 --> 00:49:03,084 I've thrown up there. 766 00:49:03,127 --> 00:49:05,595 I don't know what it is that upsets me. 767 00:49:05,647 --> 00:49:09,276 Fear of separation. I had to go to Washington once, 768 00:49:09,327 --> 00:49:11,557 and although I was leaving, I got sick 769 00:49:11,607 --> 00:49:13,723 and when I returned, my wife threw up. 770 00:49:13,767 --> 00:49:17,726 My analyst would say I'm feeling guilty because I want him to go. 771 00:49:17,767 --> 00:49:19,564 I can't understand you. 772 00:49:19,607 --> 00:49:22,724 You're a knockout, why are you a mass of symptoms? 773 00:49:22,767 --> 00:49:24,758 Why is anybody screwed up? 774 00:49:24,807 --> 00:49:27,446 I guess it happens when you're a child. 775 00:49:27,487 --> 00:49:31,639 You think you're ugly, your parents divorce, you feel abandoned. 776 00:49:31,687 --> 00:49:33,678 You must have the same thing. 777 00:49:33,727 --> 00:49:36,924 My parents never got divorced, although I begged them to. 778 00:49:36,967 --> 00:49:41,199 I know you think I'm nice, I appreciate it. It's good for my ego. 779 00:49:41,247 --> 00:49:43,363 And I'm hypercritical. 780 00:49:43,407 --> 00:49:46,717 I have a tendency to reject before I get rejected. 781 00:49:46,767 --> 00:49:48,837 That way I save time and money. 782 00:49:52,127 --> 00:49:55,676 - No date tonight? - I had a date but she called it off. 783 00:49:55,727 --> 00:49:57,718 Some kind of Polish holiday. 784 00:49:58,647 --> 00:50:01,639 Why don't we go out to dinner and hit a movie? 785 00:50:01,687 --> 00:50:04,360 I have a better idea. Have dinner at my house. 786 00:50:04,407 --> 00:50:06,602 The Big Sleep's on tonight. 787 00:50:06,647 --> 00:50:09,161 Do you have anything for me to cook? 788 00:50:09,207 --> 00:50:11,960 Frozen steaks and a bottle of champagne. 789 00:50:12,007 --> 00:50:14,316 What are you doing with champagne? 790 00:50:14,367 --> 00:50:18,599 I tried to cook to impress a girl. Beef stroganoff in the pressure cooker. 791 00:50:18,647 --> 00:50:21,639 - How was it? - I don't know. It's still on the wall. 792 00:50:21,687 --> 00:50:25,157 - I'll buy some stuff and bring it over. - Fabulous. 793 00:50:25,207 --> 00:50:28,165 I'll get some asparagus, salad and dessert. 794 00:50:28,207 --> 00:50:32,166 I love to cook but I never get a chance. Dick's always so busy. 795 00:50:32,207 --> 00:50:34,243 Get a whole lot of stuff. 796 00:50:34,287 --> 00:50:37,404 You can open the champagne but not just for me. 797 00:50:37,447 --> 00:50:41,599 I'll have one with you but you have to put me to bed if I dance naked. 798 00:50:46,007 --> 00:50:49,841 This is gonna be great. I've got a terrific rapport with Linda. 799 00:50:49,887 --> 00:50:51,878 I hate to see her depressed. 800 00:50:51,927 --> 00:50:56,876 It's gonna be a nice, cosy evening in. Build a little fire. 801 00:50:56,927 --> 00:50:59,999 I'll get some candles, set up some atmosphere. 802 00:51:00,047 --> 00:51:01,844 Open the champagne. 803 00:51:01,887 --> 00:51:05,562 Women are suckers for champagne, it makes them crazy. 804 00:51:05,607 --> 00:51:09,600 It makes them crazy? What the hell am I talking about here? 805 00:51:09,647 --> 00:51:11,638 This is Linda, Dick's wife. 806 00:51:12,527 --> 00:51:14,995 So, you finally fell in love with her? 807 00:51:15,047 --> 00:51:19,677 - I just got carried away for a minute. - You don't have to feel guilty. 808 00:51:19,727 --> 00:51:24,755 Over what? Two lonely people with lots in common have dinner together. 809 00:51:24,807 --> 00:51:29,039 - We're platonic friends. - That's not how she thinks of you. 810 00:51:29,087 --> 00:51:32,079 - How can you tell? - Does she have to attack you? 811 00:51:32,127 --> 00:51:35,199 Don't get those candles, they're for a Jewish holiday! 812 00:51:35,247 --> 00:51:39,923 - She's my friend's wife. - She'll tell Dick and he'll beat you up. 813 00:51:39,967 --> 00:51:42,845 - She loves you, not him. - He's not romantic. 814 00:51:42,887 --> 00:51:45,162 - He could be. - Don't listen to him. 815 00:51:45,207 --> 00:51:48,358 - Don't listen to her. - We're in a supermarket. 816 00:51:49,527 --> 00:51:52,485 Get a grip on yourself, she's married. 817 00:51:52,527 --> 00:51:55,200 And to your best friend. 818 00:51:55,247 --> 00:51:58,239 They're never gonna get a divorce either. 819 00:51:58,287 --> 00:52:00,676 Why can't I ever get a break? 820 00:52:00,727 --> 00:52:02,957 I'd like you to do me a favour. 821 00:52:03,007 --> 00:52:06,886 I've fallen in love with another woman, it just happened. 822 00:52:06,927 --> 00:52:10,044 We're going to live in Alaska, she's an Eskimo. 823 00:52:10,087 --> 00:52:14,638 I thought perhaps while I'm gone, you'd look after Linda. 824 00:52:14,687 --> 00:52:17,963 - Of course. - Well, I'm off to Alaska. 825 00:52:18,007 --> 00:52:21,158 If you need me, I'll be at Frozen Tundra 69290. 826 00:52:30,487 --> 00:52:34,605 I'm so tense. I don't know what's wrong. 827 00:52:35,647 --> 00:52:37,797 She'll be here any second. 828 00:52:37,847 --> 00:52:40,645 She is always complimenting me. 829 00:52:40,687 --> 00:52:45,158 I know she likes me but does she like me that way? 830 00:52:46,607 --> 00:52:48,802 What the hell? I could test her. 831 00:52:49,727 --> 00:52:51,604 I could make an advance. 832 00:52:51,647 --> 00:52:53,877 What could possibly go wrong? 833 00:52:54,927 --> 00:52:56,918 - Don't! - It was meant to be. 834 00:52:56,967 --> 00:52:59,401 Take your hands off me. Are you crazy? 835 00:52:59,447 --> 00:53:03,440 - Linda, my love. - I'm a married woman. Rape! 836 00:53:03,487 --> 00:53:05,682 Let's not get carried away. 837 00:53:05,727 --> 00:53:07,718 I'm not an appealing guy. 838 00:53:08,727 --> 00:53:11,525 The thought that Linda could fall for me, 839 00:53:11,567 --> 00:53:13,762 I'm kidding myself. 840 00:53:13,807 --> 00:53:16,275 Where the hell is she anyhow? 841 00:53:16,327 --> 00:53:20,115 By now she could have had her steak and been out of here. 842 00:53:25,167 --> 00:53:29,319 I feel so light, that lithium I took today is really working. 843 00:53:29,367 --> 00:53:32,518 Maybe you'd better not have any champagne. 844 00:53:32,567 --> 00:53:36,606 No, if I get carried away, you can always call the police. 845 00:53:36,647 --> 00:53:39,923 - How long is Dick away for? - He's back tomorrow. 846 00:53:39,967 --> 00:53:43,004 There's a new Truffaut film, we should go see it. 847 00:53:43,047 --> 00:53:45,117 Come on, we're all set for here. 848 00:53:45,167 --> 00:53:50,002 Besides, it's starting to rain and that great lda Lupino movie's on. 849 00:53:50,047 --> 00:53:54,723 She's married but gets involved with her husband's best friend. 850 00:53:54,767 --> 00:53:57,565 - How does it end? - She kills the men. 851 00:53:57,607 --> 00:54:01,316 - Let's go out. - No, I really want to see the movie. 852 00:54:01,367 --> 00:54:06,646 It's a fascinating theme. Do you think it is possible to love two people at once? 853 00:54:06,687 --> 00:54:09,679 - What do you mean? - A wife, happily married, 854 00:54:09,727 --> 00:54:12,321 suddenly finds she loves another man. 855 00:54:12,367 --> 00:54:16,997 Not that she doesn't love her husband just that she loves somebody else. 856 00:54:17,047 --> 00:54:19,038 Do you think that's possible? 857 00:54:19,087 --> 00:54:21,078 - Do you? - Very. 858 00:54:21,127 --> 00:54:23,960 Very possible and probably very common. 859 00:54:24,007 --> 00:54:26,316 Love is such a strange phenomenon. 860 00:54:26,367 --> 00:54:28,403 Strange and exquisite. 861 00:54:28,927 --> 00:54:31,805 - Go ahead, make your move. - No, I can't. 862 00:54:31,847 --> 00:54:34,236 - Take her and kiss her. - Is anything wrong? 863 00:54:34,287 --> 00:54:38,075 She wants it. Hurry, before she moves out of position. 864 00:54:38,127 --> 00:54:40,800 - Kiss her, kid. - I'll do the potatoes. 865 00:54:42,367 --> 00:54:45,040 Well, kid, you blew it. 866 00:54:46,087 --> 00:54:48,078 I can't do it. 867 00:54:48,127 --> 00:54:52,564 How's it look? I invite her over and come on like a sex degenerate. 868 00:54:52,607 --> 00:54:56,520 You're getting carried away. You think too much, just do it. 869 00:54:56,567 --> 00:54:58,558 We're platonic friends. 870 00:54:58,607 --> 00:55:02,077 I can't spoil that by coming on. She'll slap my face. 871 00:55:02,127 --> 00:55:04,277 I've had my face slapped plenty. 872 00:55:04,327 --> 00:55:06,761 But your glasses don't go flying across the room. 873 00:55:06,807 --> 00:55:08,763 -You're gonna disappoint her. - I can't. 874 00:55:10,767 --> 00:55:13,520 Here we are, you can start on this. 875 00:55:14,207 --> 00:55:17,563 Did you read that another Oakland woman was raped? 876 00:55:17,607 --> 00:55:20,280 I was nowhere near Oakland! 877 00:55:21,327 --> 00:55:25,320 - Do they know who did it? - No idea. He must be very clever. 878 00:55:25,367 --> 00:55:28,996 You must be on the ball to rape so many women and get away with it. 879 00:55:29,047 --> 00:55:33,199 If anybody tried to rape me, I'd just pretend to go along with it 880 00:55:33,247 --> 00:55:36,398 and then grab a heavy object and let him have it. 881 00:55:38,207 --> 00:55:40,641 That is unless I was enjoying it. 882 00:55:43,367 --> 00:55:45,801 They say it's every woman's secret desire. 883 00:55:45,847 --> 00:55:48,805 I guess it depends on who's doing the raping. 884 00:55:49,807 --> 00:55:53,720 Why dwell on morbid subjects? Odds are you'll never get raped. 885 00:55:53,767 --> 00:55:55,758 Not with my luck. 886 00:55:57,767 --> 00:55:59,883 I feel so light. 887 00:55:59,927 --> 00:56:03,556 That drink is going right to my head. I'm floating. 888 00:56:03,607 --> 00:56:05,882 - Go ahead, kiss her. - I can't. 889 00:56:05,927 --> 00:56:08,282 - She's ready. - How can you be sure? 890 00:56:08,327 --> 00:56:11,205 - Believe me, I'm sure. - She'll pull back. 891 00:56:11,247 --> 00:56:14,557 She's sitting and waiting. Now, don't screw up. 892 00:56:16,287 --> 00:56:18,755 Right, I'll try but I'm gonna go slow. 893 00:56:18,807 --> 00:56:21,844 If she screams, I'll pretend it was a joke. 894 00:56:21,887 --> 00:56:23,878 She'd better laugh. 895 00:56:25,967 --> 00:56:27,958 The phone! 896 00:56:31,927 --> 00:56:33,724 Yes, she's here. 897 00:56:33,767 --> 00:56:37,521 She came over before. I was going out, I had a Polish date. 898 00:56:37,567 --> 00:56:40,365 It's for you, it's from Cleveland. 899 00:56:40,407 --> 00:56:42,716 - Are you upset? - The ring startled me. 900 00:56:42,767 --> 00:56:45,964 I want her out, I'm gonna cause an international incident! 901 00:56:46,007 --> 00:56:49,602 - Hello, darling. - She loves him. I'm kidding myself. 902 00:56:49,647 --> 00:56:54,084 Relax. You're as nervous as Elizabeth Scott was before I blew her brains out. 903 00:56:54,127 --> 00:56:56,960 All you got to do is make your move. 904 00:56:57,007 --> 00:57:00,886 This is crazy. We'll all wind up in The National Enquirer. 905 00:57:00,927 --> 00:57:03,043 OK, goodbye. 906 00:57:03,087 --> 00:57:04,964 Yes, I will. 907 00:57:05,927 --> 00:57:10,239 Dick sounded down. I think he's having trouble in Cleveland. 908 00:57:10,287 --> 00:57:13,359 How come he never takes you with him on these trips? 909 00:57:13,407 --> 00:57:17,036 I'm afraid to fly. My analyst says it's an excuse. 910 00:57:17,087 --> 00:57:19,237 He never asks me along, though. 911 00:57:19,287 --> 00:57:22,199 Maybe he's got something going on the side. 912 00:57:22,247 --> 00:57:25,956 - Would that bother you? - Sure. But not if I didn't know. 913 00:57:26,007 --> 00:57:30,797 I know it'd hurt Dick if you ever had a casual affair with anyone. 914 00:57:30,847 --> 00:57:33,998 I don't think I could have a casual affair. 915 00:57:34,047 --> 00:57:36,641 No, I don't take those things lightly. 916 00:57:36,687 --> 00:57:40,566 If I fell for another man, it'd have to be more than just a fling. 917 00:57:40,607 --> 00:57:44,077 I'd have feel something more serious. Are you shaking? 918 00:57:44,127 --> 00:57:45,924 Just chilly. 919 00:57:45,967 --> 00:57:48,356 It's not very cold. 920 00:57:48,407 --> 00:57:51,285 Anyway, I'm not the type for an affair. 921 00:57:51,327 --> 00:57:53,716 I couldn't take the excitement. 922 00:57:53,767 --> 00:57:56,076 Besides, I'm not glamorous enough. 923 00:57:56,127 --> 00:57:58,277 You're uncommonly beautiful. 924 00:57:58,327 --> 00:58:01,603 When I go out with you and all those beautiful girls, 925 00:58:01,647 --> 00:58:03,763 I feel like life has passed me by. 926 00:58:03,807 --> 00:58:06,321 I should be selling chocolate at Fannie Farmer. 927 00:58:06,367 --> 00:58:08,756 Those girls are not in your league. 928 00:58:08,807 --> 00:58:13,642 Keep talking, you're saving my life. I have such an inferiority complex. 929 00:58:13,687 --> 00:58:16,599 You're doing very well. Now kiss her. 930 00:58:16,647 --> 00:58:19,525 - Please! - You built up to it beautifully. 931 00:58:19,567 --> 00:58:23,082 - I don't have the nerve. - Tell her she's beautiful. 932 00:58:23,127 --> 00:58:26,085 - I just told her. - Again. 933 00:58:26,127 --> 00:58:29,324 You really are an unusually beautiful person. 934 00:58:29,367 --> 00:58:33,679 - I don't know what to say... - You're exceptionally beautiful. 935 00:58:33,727 --> 00:58:36,685 You're uncommonly beautiful, unusually beautiful... 936 00:58:36,727 --> 00:58:38,797 All right! 937 00:58:38,847 --> 00:58:41,645 It's been so long since anybody said that. 938 00:58:41,687 --> 00:58:44,485 - Move closer to her. - How close? 939 00:58:44,527 --> 00:58:46,518 The length of your lips. 940 00:58:46,567 --> 00:58:49,798 - That's very close. - Come on, move. 941 00:58:56,527 --> 00:58:58,324 Now what? 942 00:58:58,367 --> 00:59:03,043 Tell her that she moves something in you that you can't control. 943 00:59:03,087 --> 00:59:05,282 - You're kidding! - Go ahead. 944 00:59:05,327 --> 00:59:07,443 - It's corny. - She'll love it. 945 00:59:07,487 --> 00:59:10,081 Fred Astaire looks great in tails, I don't. 946 00:59:10,127 --> 00:59:12,960 Leave Fred Astaire out of this and say something. 947 00:59:13,007 --> 00:59:15,999 - I've loved our time together. - So have l. 948 00:59:16,047 --> 00:59:18,607 All right? I don't want to use your line. 949 00:59:18,647 --> 00:59:20,797 You're doing fine, kid. 950 00:59:20,847 --> 00:59:25,363 Now, tell her she has the most irresistible eyes you've ever seen. 951 00:59:27,647 --> 00:59:31,606 You have the most eyes I've ever seen on any person. 952 00:59:31,647 --> 00:59:33,922 - Your... - Your hand is trembling. 953 00:59:33,967 --> 00:59:36,527 - That's because you're near. - Pardon? 954 00:59:36,567 --> 00:59:38,558 Tell her that! 955 00:59:40,047 --> 00:59:42,163 That's because you're near. 956 00:59:42,207 --> 00:59:44,801 You really know what to say, don't you? 957 00:59:44,847 --> 00:59:47,725 Now, tell her that you've met a lot of dames 958 00:59:47,767 --> 00:59:51,043 but she is really something special. 959 00:59:51,087 --> 00:59:53,760 - That she won't believe. - Oh, no? 960 00:59:56,327 --> 00:59:58,921 I have met a lot of dames 961 00:59:58,967 --> 01:00:02,437 but you are really something special. 962 01:00:02,487 --> 01:00:03,681 Really? 963 01:00:03,727 --> 01:00:05,843 She bought it! 964 01:00:08,847 --> 01:00:12,886 Put your right hand around her shoulders and pull her close. 965 01:00:12,927 --> 01:00:14,963 - I can't. - Go on! 966 01:00:15,007 --> 01:00:16,998 I'll try. 967 01:00:20,167 --> 01:00:24,957 Now, get ready for the big move and do exactly as I tell you. 968 01:00:25,007 --> 01:00:28,283 I warned you to leave my ex-husband alone. 969 01:00:36,087 --> 01:00:38,476 I guess I better fix the steaks. 970 01:00:41,727 --> 01:00:43,718 Your eyes... 971 01:00:44,927 --> 01:00:46,997 are like two thick steaks. 972 01:00:47,047 --> 01:00:48,765 Don't! 973 01:00:48,807 --> 01:00:51,719 - I'll pay for the lamp. - I think I love you. 974 01:00:51,767 --> 01:00:54,076 No, I insist on paying for the lamp. 975 01:00:54,127 --> 01:00:57,881 - Forget the lamp. - I'm so clumsy. Take $10. 976 01:00:57,927 --> 01:01:01,522 Forget the damn lamp. Give me $5, we'll call it even. 977 01:01:01,567 --> 01:01:03,956 - Don't! - You're making a mistake. 978 01:01:04,007 --> 01:01:08,558 I was joking. I was just testing you. It was a platonic kiss. 979 01:01:08,607 --> 01:01:12,316 - I think I'd better go home. - You're making a mistake. 980 01:01:12,367 --> 01:01:15,086 - I should go. - If you think I would... 981 01:01:15,127 --> 01:01:17,083 Allan, I'll be fine. 982 01:01:19,247 --> 01:01:22,478 I attacked her. I'm a vicious jungle beast. 983 01:01:22,527 --> 01:01:26,202 She's panicky. When she gets home, she'll be hysterical. 984 01:01:26,247 --> 01:01:30,206 What am I gonna tell Dick? She'll probably go to the police. 985 01:01:30,247 --> 01:01:33,319 What did I do? I'm not Bogart, I never will be. 986 01:01:33,367 --> 01:01:35,244 I'm a disgrace to my sex. 987 01:01:35,287 --> 01:01:39,246 I should get a job at an Arabian palace as a eunuch. 988 01:01:39,287 --> 01:01:41,323 That's the vice squad. 989 01:01:43,207 --> 01:01:45,402 Did you say you loved me? 990 01:02:14,367 --> 01:02:16,358 I still can't believe it. 991 01:02:17,367 --> 01:02:19,722 I haven't slept that well in years. 992 01:02:21,207 --> 01:02:23,277 Is it noon yet? 993 01:02:23,327 --> 01:02:25,204 No, it's seven. 994 01:02:25,247 --> 01:02:27,044 Seven? 995 01:02:27,887 --> 01:02:30,082 I didn't realise it was so early. 996 01:02:31,447 --> 01:02:34,837 - You were fantastic last night in bed. - Thanks. 997 01:02:35,887 --> 01:02:39,721 - How do you feel now? - I think the Pepto-Bismol helped. 998 01:02:40,767 --> 01:02:44,362 What were you thinking about while we were doing it? 999 01:02:44,407 --> 01:02:46,079 Willie Mays. 1000 01:02:46,127 --> 01:02:49,324 You always think of baseball players when you make love? 1001 01:02:49,367 --> 01:02:51,164 It keeps me going. 1002 01:02:51,207 --> 01:02:54,995 I couldn't figure out why you kept yelling "slide". 1003 01:02:59,007 --> 01:03:01,680 It'll probably be best if you told Dick. 1004 01:03:01,727 --> 01:03:03,718 What'll I say? 1005 01:03:04,767 --> 01:03:09,045 It could happen and it happened. It's not your fault or my fault. 1006 01:03:09,087 --> 01:03:12,443 You felt like a woman last night and I felt like a man. 1007 01:03:12,487 --> 01:03:15,763 And that's what those kind of people do. 1008 01:03:15,807 --> 01:03:20,756 But we can't sneak around and have an affair. It's so cheap. 1009 01:03:20,807 --> 01:03:24,083 You know, you've got to be honest with him. 1010 01:03:24,127 --> 01:03:28,405 You just have to tell him the two of you have grown apart 1011 01:03:28,447 --> 01:03:30,722 and you and I have fallen in love. 1012 01:03:30,767 --> 01:03:32,917 - That's if you love me. - I do. 1013 01:03:32,967 --> 01:03:35,117 Then we have to tell him the truth. 1014 01:03:35,167 --> 01:03:36,964 I'm so tense. 1015 01:03:37,007 --> 01:03:40,238 I can tell him. I've known him longer than you have. 1016 01:03:40,287 --> 01:03:43,723 - No, I'd prefer to do it. - Maybe you'd better do it. 1017 01:03:43,767 --> 01:03:45,564 Tell him what? 1018 01:03:45,607 --> 01:03:49,043 Tell him that the two of us are right for each other 1019 01:03:49,087 --> 01:03:53,922 and that may be he ought to think about getting his stuff and moving out. 1020 01:03:53,967 --> 01:03:56,356 Maybe you move in with me for a while. 1021 01:03:57,767 --> 01:04:00,600 As long as we handle this in a mature way. 1022 01:04:00,647 --> 01:04:03,923 As long as I'm mature about it, you're mature about it, 1023 01:04:03,967 --> 01:04:07,960 both of us are mature, we can achieve a certain maturation 1024 01:04:08,007 --> 01:04:10,157 that guarantees maturiosity. 1025 01:04:10,207 --> 01:04:13,119 You're mature, Allan, and very wise. 1026 01:04:13,167 --> 01:04:15,681 The key to wiseness is maturiositude. 1027 01:04:17,207 --> 01:04:20,005 Why is it always so complicated? 1028 01:04:20,047 --> 01:04:22,038 Lean on me, baby. 1029 01:04:22,767 --> 01:04:24,758 Lean on me. 1030 01:04:42,167 --> 01:04:45,796 If you want me, I'll be home having an anxiety attack. 1031 01:04:49,767 --> 01:04:51,758 Well, kid, she loves you. 1032 01:04:51,807 --> 01:04:56,005 Why not? I was dynamite in bed last night. 1033 01:04:56,047 --> 01:04:59,881 That lucky girl. I gave her my best moves. 1034 01:05:16,407 --> 01:05:20,480 Excuse me, I want to take a look at the music box in the window. 1035 01:05:20,527 --> 01:05:23,963 There's a nice, brown, small music box. 1036 01:05:36,527 --> 01:05:41,123 - What are you doing here? - I was calling, didn't you hear? 1037 01:05:41,167 --> 01:05:44,762 No, I was thinking about some stuff. 1038 01:05:44,807 --> 01:05:48,277 - Still daydreaming. How are you? - OK. How are you? 1039 01:05:48,327 --> 01:05:51,524 I just got back from New York. I'm gonna move back there. 1040 01:05:51,567 --> 01:05:53,364 Is that so? 1041 01:05:53,407 --> 01:05:55,398 I don't know what to say! 1042 01:05:55,447 --> 01:05:57,438 So, what are you doing? 1043 01:05:58,447 --> 01:06:02,201 You know, the usual. Going to the movies and... 1044 01:06:02,247 --> 01:06:04,397 staring off into space. 1045 01:06:04,447 --> 01:06:06,677 Are you seeing someone? 1046 01:06:09,007 --> 01:06:11,043 I mean, I go out but... 1047 01:06:11,087 --> 01:06:13,157 How are Dick and Linda? 1048 01:06:13,767 --> 01:06:16,804 She's fine. Just... I wouldn't know. 1049 01:06:17,847 --> 01:06:20,566 You're in better spirits than when I left. 1050 01:06:20,607 --> 01:06:23,121 I am. You got me on an up-day. 1051 01:06:23,167 --> 01:06:25,556 Is this the music box you wanted? 1052 01:06:26,487 --> 01:06:28,284 It's pretty. 1053 01:06:29,367 --> 01:06:33,804 I need to keep my paperclips in something so... You know? 1054 01:06:33,847 --> 01:06:36,964 I have an appointment with the diet doctor. 1055 01:06:37,007 --> 01:06:39,202 You don't seem overweight to me. 1056 01:06:39,247 --> 01:06:41,681 Let's not have that argument again. 1057 01:06:41,727 --> 01:06:43,399 Right. 1058 01:06:44,447 --> 01:06:47,996 - Bye. - So long. It was nice seeing you. 1059 01:06:48,047 --> 01:06:50,038 Thanks. You, too. 1060 01:06:52,927 --> 01:06:55,600 I was real cool. 1061 01:06:55,647 --> 01:06:57,956 Why not? She never understood me. 1062 01:06:58,007 --> 01:07:02,558 I'm complicated. I think Linda understands that. 1063 01:07:02,607 --> 01:07:04,598 Linda finds me exciting. 1064 01:07:04,647 --> 01:07:06,444 Dick'll understand. 1065 01:07:06,487 --> 01:07:09,718 Because of our social encounters a romance has developed. 1066 01:07:09,767 --> 01:07:12,645 It's natural among sophisticated people. 1067 01:07:13,207 --> 01:07:15,767 - You sent for me? - Yes. Drink? Scotch? 1068 01:07:15,807 --> 01:07:18,560 - Fine. - Soda? Linda and I are in love. 1069 01:07:18,607 --> 01:07:21,758 Just as well. My doctor says I have two months to live. 1070 01:07:21,807 --> 01:07:24,480 - Good. Then you don't mind? - Not a bit. 1071 01:07:25,647 --> 01:07:28,525 Dick and I have been through a lot together. 1072 01:07:28,567 --> 01:07:33,402 He's my best friend. This is terrible. This is gonna hurt him, I know it. 1073 01:07:33,447 --> 01:07:37,281 How could they? My wife and my best friend. 1074 01:07:37,327 --> 01:07:39,557 I loved her. And I loved him. 1075 01:07:40,607 --> 01:07:42,916 Why didn't I see it coming? 1076 01:07:42,967 --> 01:07:46,164 Me, who had the foresight to by Polaroid at 8.5. 1077 01:07:49,047 --> 01:07:51,038 Dick is an emotional guy. 1078 01:07:51,087 --> 01:07:55,080 He's liable to... God knows what? Kill himself or something. 1079 01:07:55,127 --> 01:07:57,766 Kill himself? What might he do to you? 1080 01:07:57,807 --> 01:08:01,243 You take a guy's wife, you humiliate him... 1081 01:08:01,287 --> 01:08:05,565 You've seen enough ltalian movies. And Dick's got a temper. 1082 01:08:46,367 --> 01:08:48,722 You're supposed to be in Cleveland. 1083 01:08:48,767 --> 01:08:51,406 I had to come home. I got to talk to you. 1084 01:08:53,567 --> 01:08:55,558 I got a problem. 1085 01:08:57,727 --> 01:08:59,524 What do you mean? 1086 01:09:03,127 --> 01:09:05,402 I think Linda's having an affair. 1087 01:09:06,447 --> 01:09:08,915 I called her at home, she's not there. 1088 01:09:08,967 --> 01:09:12,004 Recently, she's been distant, distracted. 1089 01:09:12,047 --> 01:09:15,084 Little things only a husband would notice. 1090 01:09:15,127 --> 01:09:19,757 I don't understand it. You've seen her a lot lately, she's changed. 1091 01:09:19,807 --> 01:09:24,119 The other night she spoke about having an affair in her sleep. 1092 01:09:24,167 --> 01:09:27,239 - Did she mention any names? - Only yours. 1093 01:09:27,287 --> 01:09:30,882 When I woke her, she said it was just a nightmare. 1094 01:09:35,247 --> 01:09:37,807 I keep trying to think of who it could be. 1095 01:09:37,847 --> 01:09:42,125 It's got to be someone I don't know, someone she met through work. 1096 01:09:42,167 --> 01:09:47,287 An agent or ad executive, a photographer, maybe an actor. 1097 01:09:47,327 --> 01:09:49,477 - Don't get upset. - I love her. 1098 01:09:49,527 --> 01:09:51,836 If she leaves me, I'll kill myself. 1099 01:09:51,887 --> 01:09:54,162 Since when are you so emotional? 1100 01:09:54,207 --> 01:09:57,244 I've never been in love with anyone before. 1101 01:09:57,287 --> 01:10:00,677 If I find out who the guy is, I'll kill him. 1102 01:10:00,727 --> 01:10:04,720 I've neglected her and now she's involved with some stud. 1103 01:10:04,767 --> 01:10:09,158 If I haven't already lost her, I'm really gonna make it up to her. 1104 01:10:09,207 --> 01:10:11,323 I'm gonna change. 1105 01:10:11,367 --> 01:10:14,643 I'm gonna make her life with me fun and exciting 1106 01:10:14,687 --> 01:10:17,645 cos without her, it wouldn't be worth living. 1107 01:10:17,687 --> 01:10:22,442 I was up all night thinking, "I'm losing her. Too bad, I'll survive." 1108 01:10:22,487 --> 01:10:25,604 Then I panicked and called her. She was out. 1109 01:10:25,647 --> 01:10:28,081 Where the hell did she stay? 1110 01:10:28,127 --> 01:10:30,960 - Calm yourself. - I've got to find her. 1111 01:10:31,007 --> 01:10:34,477 I've got to beg her forgiveness before it's too late. 1112 01:10:34,527 --> 01:10:38,440 I want her to get on that plane with me back to Cleveland. 1113 01:10:38,487 --> 01:10:41,047 I want to hear her laugh and speak. 1114 01:10:41,087 --> 01:10:43,681 I want to pamper her, take care of her. 1115 01:10:45,727 --> 01:10:47,718 Sorry for carrying on like this 1116 01:10:47,767 --> 01:10:50,679 but you're the only friend who'd understand. 1117 01:10:50,727 --> 01:10:52,524 I understand. 1118 01:10:52,567 --> 01:10:57,561 Look, Allan, if she calls, will you tell her I've got to talk to her? 1119 01:10:57,607 --> 01:10:59,723 Tell her I'll see her at home. 1120 01:10:59,767 --> 01:11:02,201 - OK, I'll tell her. - Thanks. 1121 01:11:03,927 --> 01:11:04,916 Thanks a lot. 1122 01:11:16,727 --> 01:11:20,720 How can I break up his home? He's crazy about her. 1123 01:11:20,767 --> 01:11:24,362 I never realised how much. He never realised how much. 1124 01:11:31,967 --> 01:11:34,197 Hello, Linda? 1125 01:11:34,247 --> 01:11:37,637 I'm in the middle of a conversation. I'll call you back. 1126 01:11:38,567 --> 01:11:40,364 Don't... 1127 01:11:46,727 --> 01:11:48,718 So that's really it? 1128 01:11:51,007 --> 01:11:55,319 Linda, I have to speak to you. Have you told him anything yet? 1129 01:11:55,367 --> 01:11:58,200 - Who is that? ls that him? - This is Allan. 1130 01:11:58,247 --> 01:12:01,637 - Allan, I'll speak to you later. - Don't hang up! 1131 01:12:17,847 --> 01:12:21,681 Listen, this is urgent... You sound terrible. 1132 01:12:24,207 --> 01:12:26,004 Excuse me. 1133 01:12:27,807 --> 01:12:29,798 That wasn't her. 1134 01:12:31,287 --> 01:12:33,881 I just hope you know what you're doing. 1135 01:12:36,927 --> 01:12:40,158 Is it all right? ls the coast clear? Can I speak? 1136 01:12:41,407 --> 01:12:45,082 - I ought to be in Cleveland. - No, wait. 1137 01:12:46,127 --> 01:12:48,436 Say... Just answer in... 1138 01:12:49,247 --> 01:12:51,238 I'll speak to you later. 1139 01:12:53,807 --> 01:12:55,957 I don't believe this. 1140 01:12:58,367 --> 01:13:00,164 The airport. 1141 01:13:00,207 --> 01:13:04,200 I've got to speak to her before she says anything to him. 1142 01:13:09,327 --> 01:13:12,922 - The Christies just left for the airport. - Together? 1143 01:13:12,967 --> 01:13:14,958 One right after the other. 1144 01:13:15,007 --> 01:13:16,884 Taxi! 1145 01:13:18,287 --> 01:13:23,281 I'll tell her it's over, that's all. It was fun but we lost our heads. 1146 01:13:24,287 --> 01:13:28,246 What if it's too late? What if Linda's really hooked on me? 1147 01:13:29,207 --> 01:13:33,598 Once a woman's been made love to by somebody who can do it great... 1148 01:13:34,287 --> 01:13:36,676 I was incredible last night in bed. 1149 01:13:37,447 --> 01:13:40,837 I never once had to sit up and consult the manual. 1150 01:13:40,887 --> 01:13:44,880 Love is very different for a woman, it's a complicated phenomenon. 1151 01:13:44,927 --> 01:13:47,680 I've never broken off with a girl before. 1152 01:13:47,727 --> 01:13:50,525 - You said you loved me. - Take it gracefully. 1153 01:13:50,567 --> 01:13:54,116 But the time we've spent together, the closeness. 1154 01:13:54,167 --> 01:13:56,920 You mean too much to me, I can't let you go. 1155 01:13:56,967 --> 01:14:00,801 - I 'm sorry. - Sorry? You think I'm some play-toy? 1156 01:14:00,847 --> 01:14:03,361 - What can I say? - Give me the letter. 1157 01:14:03,407 --> 01:14:05,398 - What? - Give me the letter. 1158 01:14:05,447 --> 01:14:07,563 - There is no letter. - I want it. 1159 01:14:07,607 --> 01:14:12,362 You're going crazy. Don't pull the trigger. I'm a bleeder! 1160 01:14:13,327 --> 01:14:17,798 Pull yourself together, kid. You should feel encouraged. 1161 01:14:17,847 --> 01:14:21,362 When you weren't being phoney, you got a good dame to fall for you. 1162 01:14:21,407 --> 01:14:24,046 You thought you couldn't make it with dames. 1163 01:14:24,087 --> 01:14:28,842 - And now I've got to end it. - It's not that hard, kid. Watch. 1164 01:14:38,047 --> 01:14:40,959 - Come here, sweetheart. - Yes, darling? 1165 01:14:41,847 --> 01:14:43,963 - It's over. - What is? 1166 01:14:44,007 --> 01:14:45,804 - Us. - Over? 1167 01:14:45,847 --> 01:14:47,963 - Over. Kaput. - That simple? 1168 01:14:48,007 --> 01:14:50,475 - That's right. - Supposing I say no? 1169 01:14:50,527 --> 01:14:53,280 - Won't do you any good. - And will this? 1170 01:14:53,327 --> 01:14:56,399 Come off it, sugar. You never could use a rod. 1171 01:14:58,287 --> 01:15:01,279 But why does it have to end before it can begin? 1172 01:15:01,327 --> 01:15:03,477 Because you play too rough for me. 1173 01:15:03,527 --> 01:15:07,281 You killed Johnson. Parker found out so you killed him too. 1174 01:15:07,327 --> 01:15:09,477 Then you wanted to finish me off. 1175 01:15:09,527 --> 01:15:14,203 You couldn't do it when I was facing you so you wanted me to turn around. 1176 01:15:14,247 --> 01:15:17,717 Now, let's go. You're taking the fall. 1177 01:15:25,447 --> 01:15:27,597 That's all there is to it. 1178 01:15:27,647 --> 01:15:29,842 For you because you're Bogart. 1179 01:15:29,887 --> 01:15:32,003 Everybody is at certain times. 1180 01:15:32,047 --> 01:15:34,925 You're doing something I didn't think you could. 1181 01:15:34,967 --> 01:15:38,562 You're passing up a real tomato because you don't want to hurt a guy. 1182 01:15:38,607 --> 01:15:41,644 If I did that, there wouldn't be a dry eye. 1183 01:15:41,687 --> 01:15:43,643 But I'm heartbroken over it. 1184 01:15:43,687 --> 01:15:46,076 All the more reason to feel proud of it. 1185 01:15:46,127 --> 01:15:48,118 - You think so? - Sure. 1186 01:15:48,167 --> 01:15:52,718 Listen, kid, there's other things in life besides dames. 1187 01:15:52,767 --> 01:15:56,521 One of them is to know you did the right thing for a pal. 1188 01:15:56,567 --> 01:15:58,558 Think it over. 1189 01:16:27,287 --> 01:16:30,962 - What gate is the flight to Cleveland? - Gate 15. 1190 01:16:38,407 --> 01:16:41,240 - Where's the plane to Cleveland? - Gate 15. 1191 01:17:00,327 --> 01:17:02,557 - Wait. - What are you doing here? 1192 01:17:02,607 --> 01:17:06,043 - I've something important to tell you. - So do l. 1193 01:17:06,087 --> 01:17:09,557 Do you realise what a wonderful thing has happened? 1194 01:17:09,607 --> 01:17:13,725 The most beautiful thing has happened right under our noses. 1195 01:17:13,767 --> 01:17:17,919 We've had a wonderful experience. Doesn't that surprise you? 1196 01:17:17,967 --> 01:17:21,437 You didn't have to leave books lying around, 1197 01:17:21,487 --> 01:17:24,081 you didn't have to have on the proper music. 1198 01:17:24,127 --> 01:17:28,518 I even saw you in your underwear with the days of the week on them. 1199 01:17:29,207 --> 01:17:32,085 - We have to call it quits. - Yes, I know. 1200 01:17:32,127 --> 01:17:35,483 - Pardon me? - Suddenly things became very clear. 1201 01:17:35,527 --> 01:17:39,998 And when I asked myself if I really wanted to break off my marriage, 1202 01:17:40,047 --> 01:17:43,483 the answer was no. I love Dick. 1203 01:17:44,487 --> 01:17:48,116 Although someone as wonderful as you is very tempting, 1204 01:17:48,167 --> 01:17:51,204 - I can't imagine life without him. - You can't? 1205 01:17:51,247 --> 01:17:56,879 He needs me. In some unexplainable way, I need him. 1206 01:17:56,927 --> 01:17:58,918 I know he needs you. 1207 01:17:58,967 --> 01:18:03,119 This is the first time I've been affected by anyone besides Dick. 1208 01:18:03,167 --> 01:18:05,397 I'm already in love with you. 1209 01:18:05,447 --> 01:18:09,486 Unless we stop now, I won't be able to go back to him. 1210 01:18:09,527 --> 01:18:12,439 I don't regret a moment of what's happened 1211 01:18:12,487 --> 01:18:16,799 because it's reaffirmed my feelings for Dick. 1212 01:18:19,887 --> 01:18:21,878 Linda, I understand, really. 1213 01:18:21,927 --> 01:18:25,476 Sure? You're not just saying that to make things easy? 1214 01:18:25,527 --> 01:18:27,643 I'm saying it because it's true. 1215 01:18:27,687 --> 01:18:31,441 We both know you belong to Dick. You're part of his work. 1216 01:18:31,487 --> 01:18:34,604 If that plane leaves and you don't, you'll regret it. 1217 01:18:34,647 --> 01:18:39,243 Maybe not today or tomorrow but soon and for the rest of your life. 1218 01:18:39,287 --> 01:18:41,084 That's beautiful. 1219 01:18:41,127 --> 01:18:43,243 It's from Casablanca. 1220 01:18:43,287 --> 01:18:45,755 I waited my whole life to say it. 1221 01:18:55,967 --> 01:18:58,925 I thought I saw you here. What's going on? 1222 01:18:58,967 --> 01:19:01,879 You should know something before you two leave. 1223 01:19:01,927 --> 01:19:04,521 Us? You're coming with me? 1224 01:19:05,847 --> 01:19:08,361 Nobody owes me any explanations. 1225 01:19:08,407 --> 01:19:11,956 I'm going to anyway because it may mean something later on. 1226 01:19:12,007 --> 01:19:15,204 You said you thought Linda was having an affair. 1227 01:19:15,247 --> 01:19:18,159 But she was at my house when you called. 1228 01:19:18,207 --> 01:19:22,598 She came over to baby-sit with me because I was lonely. Right? 1229 01:19:24,247 --> 01:19:27,284 Over the past weeks I've fallen in love with her. 1230 01:19:27,327 --> 01:19:31,923 I hoped she felt the same way but all she could talk about was you. 1231 01:19:31,967 --> 01:19:35,164 - I understand, Allan. - I hope you do. 1232 01:19:49,007 --> 01:19:51,123 We better be going. 1233 01:19:58,767 --> 01:20:00,758 I'll call you, Allan. 1234 01:20:14,527 --> 01:20:16,518 That was great. 1235 01:20:16,567 --> 01:20:19,843 You've really developed yourself a little style. 1236 01:20:19,887 --> 01:20:22,879 I do have a certain amount of style, don't l? 1237 01:20:23,927 --> 01:20:26,680 I guess you won't be needing me any more. 1238 01:20:26,727 --> 01:20:31,039 There's nothing I can tell you now that you don't already know. 1239 01:20:31,087 --> 01:20:35,524 I guess that's so. I guess the secret's not being you, it's being me. 1240 01:20:35,567 --> 01:20:38,206 True, you're not too tall and kinda ugly 1241 01:20:38,247 --> 01:20:43,241 but I'm short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own. 1242 01:20:45,487 --> 01:20:47,682 Here's looking at you, kid. 1243 01:22:03,647 --> 01:22:06,639 English