1 00:00:01,368 --> 00:00:02,368 Wah-tah! Huh! 2 00:00:02,370 --> 00:00:04,303 Huh! Ya! 3 00:00:04,305 --> 00:00:07,239 And now... 4 00:00:11,177 --> 00:00:14,380 # Hear the legends of the Kung Fu Panda # 5 00:00:14,382 --> 00:00:17,483 # Doong, doong, doong, doong, doong-bowng, doo-boom-boom # 6 00:00:17,485 --> 00:00:19,218 # Raised in a noodle shop # 7 00:00:19,220 --> 00:00:20,986 # Never seeking glory or fame # 8 00:00:20,988 --> 00:00:22,321 # He climbed a mountaintop # 9 00:00:22,323 --> 00:00:24,490 # And earned the dragon warrior name # 10 00:00:24,492 --> 00:00:25,858 Hoo! Ah! Yah! 11 00:00:25,860 --> 00:00:27,593 # Kung Fu Panda # 12 00:00:27,595 --> 00:00:30,362 # Doong, da-doong, doong, shu-gong, da-doong, doong # 13 00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:33,732 # Master Shifu saw the warrior blossom # 14 00:00:33,734 --> 00:00:37,202 # And master the skills of bodacious and awesome # 15 00:00:37,204 --> 00:00:38,904 # Kung Fu Panda # 16 00:00:38,906 --> 00:00:41,940 # Doong, da-doong, doong-doong, da-doong, da-da-doong # 17 00:00:41,942 --> 00:00:43,409 # He lives, and he trains # 18 00:00:43,411 --> 00:00:45,744 # And he fights with the furious five # 19 00:00:45,746 --> 00:00:47,513 # Protect the valley somethin', somethin' # 20 00:00:47,515 --> 00:00:48,747 # Somethin', somethin' alive # 21 00:00:48,749 --> 00:00:50,382 Ooh, ah, ooh! 22 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:53,419 # Kung Fu Panda # 23 00:00:53,421 --> 00:00:55,421 # Legends of Awesomeness # 24 00:00:55,423 --> 00:00:56,355 Sweet. 25 00:01:08,069 --> 00:01:09,301 Panda, you're next. 26 00:01:09,303 --> 00:01:12,371 Ten seconds to get to the other side unscathed. 27 00:01:12,373 --> 00:01:13,939 Whoosh! 28 00:01:13,941 --> 00:01:15,374 Ooh, ah, ooh. 29 00:01:15,376 --> 00:01:16,408 Uh, uh. 30 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:18,744 Ha! Catlike reflexes. 31 00:01:18,746 --> 00:01:20,012 Wah! 32 00:01:20,014 --> 00:01:21,747 Monkey! 33 00:01:21,749 --> 00:01:22,748 Uh! 34 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:23,749 Ah! 35 00:01:23,751 --> 00:01:24,750 Guh. 36 00:01:24,752 --> 00:01:26,351 Two points for Monkey. 37 00:01:26,353 --> 00:01:28,220 Lights out, Po. 38 00:01:28,222 --> 00:01:29,254 Dyah. 39 00:01:29,256 --> 00:01:30,689 Ah... 40 00:01:30,691 --> 00:01:31,824 Choo! 41 00:01:31,826 --> 00:01:32,825 Ah! 42 00:01:32,827 --> 00:01:34,493 Ooh. Uh. 43 00:01:34,495 --> 00:01:35,594 Ow! 44 00:01:35,596 --> 00:01:36,595 Ooh. 45 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:38,430 - Ooh. Oh. 46 00:01:39,799 --> 00:01:40,933 Oh. 47 00:01:40,935 --> 00:01:43,001 Get off me. 48 00:01:43,003 --> 00:01:44,002 Oh-ho-ho. 49 00:01:44,004 --> 00:01:46,572 - Po, five. Monkey, four. 50 00:01:46,574 --> 00:01:48,907 You can't count that. 51 00:01:48,909 --> 00:01:50,442 Sure, I can. 52 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:52,377 Shifu, that was a point, right? 53 00:01:52,379 --> 00:01:55,881 - I don't care about your childish score-keeping, Panda. 54 00:01:55,883 --> 00:01:57,516 - Huh. - Ah! 55 00:01:57,518 --> 00:02:01,420 - Monkey, that was a deceitful, underhanded attack. 56 00:02:01,422 --> 00:02:02,421 Good work. 57 00:02:02,423 --> 00:02:04,756 Ha. 58 00:02:04,758 --> 00:02:06,525 The point of sneak-attack training... 59 00:02:06,527 --> 00:02:08,594 is to do the unexpected. 60 00:02:08,596 --> 00:02:09,761 Doy! 61 00:02:09,763 --> 00:02:11,730 - What? Ooh! 62 00:02:11,732 --> 00:02:13,398 - See? Unexpected. 63 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:15,534 Tigress, you and Crane are next. 64 00:02:15,536 --> 00:02:17,269 Ah-ah-choo! 65 00:02:18,705 --> 00:02:21,039 Ah-ah-choo! 66 00:02:21,041 --> 00:02:24,443 Ah, ah, ah... 67 00:02:24,445 --> 00:02:26,512 Ah-choo! 68 00:02:26,514 --> 00:02:28,113 - Master Shifu, can we take five 69 00:02:28,115 --> 00:02:30,883 So I can go sterilize my beak with hot coals? 70 00:02:32,018 --> 00:02:36,622 - Uh-oh, I think I caught Tigress' cold. 71 00:02:36,624 --> 00:02:37,856 I don't have... 72 00:02:38,893 --> 00:02:39,892 a cold. 73 00:02:48,269 --> 00:02:51,003 Hey, I got a cold too. 74 00:02:51,005 --> 00:02:53,305 I do not have a cold. 75 00:02:53,307 --> 00:02:54,840 Ah-choo! 76 00:02:57,678 --> 00:02:58,677 Thud! 77 00:03:05,719 --> 00:03:07,286 Not cool, man. 78 00:03:09,623 --> 00:03:11,557 - Friends love the sneezy trick. 79 00:03:13,294 --> 00:03:14,693 I do not have a... 80 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:16,695 cold. 81 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:17,829 Wait. 82 00:03:17,831 --> 00:03:19,531 Maybe you don't. 83 00:03:19,533 --> 00:03:20,933 Aha. 84 00:03:20,935 --> 00:03:22,568 Hmm. 85 00:03:22,570 --> 00:03:23,535 I see. 86 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:25,204 It's river fever. 87 00:03:25,206 --> 00:03:26,872 Ugh. 88 00:03:28,174 --> 00:03:29,942 - What's the big deal about river fever? 89 00:03:29,944 --> 00:03:32,611 You get a little sneezy, a little snoozy. 90 00:03:32,613 --> 00:03:35,214 I've personally barfed a couple of times; true story. 91 00:03:35,216 --> 00:03:36,949 Then it's all over the next day. 92 00:03:36,951 --> 00:03:38,951 We all had it as kids. 93 00:03:38,953 --> 00:03:40,052 I didn't. 94 00:03:40,054 --> 00:03:41,420 Oh, man. 95 00:03:41,422 --> 00:03:43,789 River fever's bad news if you get it as an adult. 96 00:03:43,791 --> 00:03:45,224 You wind up like this. 97 00:03:47,027 --> 00:03:49,828 Is that a... a pig? 98 00:03:49,830 --> 00:03:52,097 There's only one cure: 99 00:03:52,099 --> 00:03:56,134 Tea made from the sacred sun orchid. 100 00:03:56,136 --> 00:03:58,437 - True. The sun orchid is powerful. 101 00:03:58,439 --> 00:04:00,472 But getting one is dangerous. 102 00:04:00,474 --> 00:04:01,773 It used to grow here, 103 00:04:01,775 --> 00:04:04,076 But now it's only found in one place, 104 00:04:04,078 --> 00:04:05,477 The valley of the Scorpion. 105 00:04:05,479 --> 00:04:07,779 - No one's risking their lives for me. 106 00:04:07,781 --> 00:04:09,014 I'll be fine. 107 00:04:09,016 --> 00:04:10,649 Fine? 108 00:04:10,651 --> 00:04:11,917 Look at the pig. 109 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:13,218 Look at the pig! 110 00:04:13,220 --> 00:04:14,419 You may feel fine, 111 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:16,188 but the muscle spasms could start at any... 112 00:04:16,190 --> 00:04:18,590 Whack! 113 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:20,225 Like that. 114 00:04:20,227 --> 00:04:23,795 Tigress, if you don't get that orchid by sundown, you'll.. 115 00:04:23,797 --> 00:04:24,796 What? 116 00:04:24,798 --> 00:04:27,633 I can't. 117 00:04:27,635 --> 00:04:28,934 What? 118 00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:31,670 - Well, first, you'll never do Kung Fu again. 119 00:04:33,540 --> 00:04:34,673 I'd rather die. 120 00:04:34,675 --> 00:04:36,775 Yeah, that's second. 121 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:40,212 Well, it looks like the dragon warrior's... 122 00:04:40,214 --> 00:04:42,848 gonna be picking up that orchid deal. 123 00:04:42,850 --> 00:04:43,949 I'll get it. 124 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:48,420 50 points says I get there before you. 125 00:04:49,456 --> 00:04:51,156 This is no game. 126 00:04:51,158 --> 00:04:54,126 Few have ever returned from the valley alive. 127 00:04:54,128 --> 00:04:57,562 And those few have come back shambling zombies, 128 00:04:57,564 --> 00:05:02,067 Their minds destroyed by the power of Scorpion sting. 129 00:05:03,636 --> 00:05:08,106 Long ago, Scorpion was a celebrated healer, 130 00:05:08,108 --> 00:05:11,276 An expert in medicinal plants. 131 00:05:11,278 --> 00:05:13,312 The soil in the valley of peace 132 00:05:13,314 --> 00:05:17,382 was perfect for her experimental flowers. 133 00:05:17,384 --> 00:05:20,285 But when she discovered a hypnotic elixir 134 00:05:20,287 --> 00:05:22,154 and stung herself with it, 135 00:05:22,156 --> 00:05:26,258 it warped her body and her mind. 136 00:05:26,260 --> 00:05:29,428 She used this new power to control others. 137 00:05:29,430 --> 00:05:30,662 She assaulted the valley 138 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:35,534 by turning villagers into red-eyed drones. 139 00:05:35,536 --> 00:05:38,337 She nearly succeeded in taking over, 140 00:05:38,339 --> 00:05:41,573 But Oogway had two things she didn't have: 141 00:05:41,575 --> 00:05:45,911 The villagers' loyalty and a shell. 142 00:05:45,913 --> 00:05:47,946 Oogway exiled Scorpion, 143 00:05:47,948 --> 00:05:51,216 but she stole the last sun orchid that grew here. 144 00:05:51,218 --> 00:05:53,085 She has sworn eternal vengeance 145 00:05:53,087 --> 00:05:56,455 upon anyone from the valley of peace, 146 00:05:56,457 --> 00:06:00,492 which is why you need to be extremely... 147 00:06:00,494 --> 00:06:01,660 Po? 148 00:06:01,662 --> 00:06:02,728 In case you're wondering, 149 00:06:02,730 --> 00:06:04,696 I'll be getting that orchid before you, 150 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:08,266 'Cause I've got a secret weapon: awesomeness. 151 00:06:08,268 --> 00:06:09,534 Not a chance. 152 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:11,737 I'm faster than you at everything... 153 00:06:11,739 --> 00:06:13,171 except eating. 154 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:19,010 Oh, maybe we should've stuck around and listened to Shifu. 155 00:06:19,012 --> 00:06:20,779 Man, he is such a worrier. 156 00:06:20,781 --> 00:06:22,581 It was just "blah, blah, blah, danger," 157 00:06:22,583 --> 00:06:24,983 "Blah, blah, blah, certain death" kind of stuff. 158 00:06:24,985 --> 00:06:26,785 You know, he should cut back on that green tea. 159 00:06:26,787 --> 00:06:29,187 I think it makes him a little tense. 160 00:06:29,189 --> 00:06:30,422 Wow. 161 00:06:30,424 --> 00:06:32,391 That's a lot of skulls. 162 00:06:32,393 --> 00:06:34,426 You want to know something interesting about skulls? 163 00:06:34,428 --> 00:06:37,129 You can't drink soup out of them. 164 00:06:37,131 --> 00:06:39,398 Wow, that is interesting... 165 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:40,532 to noone. 166 00:06:40,534 --> 00:06:42,334 Come on! We got to get a move on. 167 00:06:42,336 --> 00:06:43,969 So pick up the pace! 168 00:06:43,971 --> 00:06:45,337 Me? 169 00:06:45,339 --> 00:06:47,339 You couldn't pick up the pace with a shovel. 170 00:06:47,341 --> 00:06:49,040 - Oh, yeah? Watch me fl... 171 00:06:49,042 --> 00:06:51,209 Thud! 172 00:06:58,718 --> 00:06:59,718 Uh... 173 00:07:02,723 --> 00:07:05,590 Uh, think anybody heard that? 174 00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:07,859 Think anybody didn't hear that? 175 00:07:09,629 --> 00:07:12,864 Ooh, visitors from the valley of peace. 176 00:07:12,866 --> 00:07:14,666 I think I dislocated my forehead. 177 00:07:14,668 --> 00:07:18,136 It's that adorable Panda dragon warrior they speak of. 178 00:07:18,138 --> 00:07:21,306 Uh, my brain's like a bag of pudding. 179 00:07:21,308 --> 00:07:22,541 Ha... Nothing new. 180 00:07:22,543 --> 00:07:23,575 Come on! 181 00:07:23,577 --> 00:07:25,877 Tigress needs that orchid by sundown. 182 00:07:25,879 --> 00:07:29,047 Oh, they need my orchid. 183 00:07:29,049 --> 00:07:33,552 And I need to add something to my collection of tchotchkes. 184 00:07:33,554 --> 00:07:37,689 His adorable Panda head will fit right here... 185 00:07:37,691 --> 00:07:41,159 once I sever it from his body. 186 00:07:41,161 --> 00:07:45,530 Ooh, yes, you come and get your medicine for your lady friend. 187 00:07:45,532 --> 00:07:47,966 I've got it right here. 188 00:07:49,502 --> 00:07:52,204 You know what else is interesting about skulls? 189 00:07:52,206 --> 00:07:54,372 They run faster than you. 190 00:07:54,374 --> 00:07:57,609 Ah, what I lack in... speed, 191 00:07:57,611 --> 00:08:01,112 I make up for... in... stamina. 192 00:08:02,249 --> 00:08:04,883 Don't hurl. Don't hurl. 193 00:08:04,885 --> 00:08:06,384 Monkey! 194 00:08:06,386 --> 00:08:08,720 I'm gonna... catch you! 195 00:08:08,722 --> 00:08:11,256 Good luck, Po! 196 00:08:11,258 --> 00:08:12,591 Whoa! 197 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:16,628 Ha! Hmm! 198 00:08:16,630 --> 00:08:18,530 Hmm? 199 00:08:18,532 --> 00:08:21,032 Oh! 200 00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:23,969 Hy! 201 00:08:23,971 --> 00:08:25,570 Hmm... 202 00:08:29,375 --> 00:08:30,876 Ah! Huh! 203 00:08:30,878 --> 00:08:32,143 Ya! 204 00:08:32,145 --> 00:08:33,712 Ah! 205 00:08:36,549 --> 00:08:37,816 Scorpion. 206 00:08:37,818 --> 00:08:38,984 You can't beat me. 207 00:08:38,986 --> 00:08:40,919 I already have. 208 00:08:40,921 --> 00:08:42,888 Wha... Guh. 209 00:08:42,890 --> 00:08:44,155 Poison. 210 00:08:44,157 --> 00:08:46,625 Not exactly. 211 00:08:46,627 --> 00:08:49,394 Oh, I could simply have poisoned you and your Panda friend, 212 00:08:49,396 --> 00:08:52,330 But I'm a shut-in, thanks to Oogway. 213 00:08:52,332 --> 00:08:54,833 And this is my only entertainment. 214 00:08:54,835 --> 00:08:57,769 It'll be so much more fun to watch... 215 00:08:57,771 --> 00:08:59,771 as you destroy Shifu's little pet, 216 00:08:59,773 --> 00:09:01,373 the dragon warrior. 217 00:09:01,375 --> 00:09:02,374 No! 218 00:09:02,376 --> 00:09:04,342 Po, friend. 219 00:09:04,344 --> 00:09:07,779 You're only good to me as long as you forget... 220 00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:09,514 that he is your friend. 221 00:09:09,516 --> 00:09:11,917 Forget my friend. 222 00:09:11,919 --> 00:09:14,486 And destroy him. 223 00:09:14,488 --> 00:09:17,255 And... 224 00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:18,823 destroy him. 225 00:09:18,825 --> 00:09:21,059 Destroy him. 226 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:23,728 I must destroy the Panda. 227 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:26,998 I must destroy Po! 228 00:09:30,836 --> 00:09:32,070 Monkey? 229 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:35,273 Now, you don't get any points for hiding. 230 00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:38,076 Must destroy Po. 231 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:39,411 Wah! 232 00:09:39,413 --> 00:09:41,413 Are you messing with my head? 233 00:09:41,415 --> 00:09:43,615 Ooh, a berry. 234 00:09:43,617 --> 00:09:44,616 Oh, man. 235 00:09:44,618 --> 00:09:46,585 It's a rock. 236 00:09:46,587 --> 00:09:48,753 Wait. It's not a rock. 237 00:09:50,891 --> 00:09:52,924 Uh! 238 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:54,793 It's... bird poop? 239 00:09:54,795 --> 00:09:56,895 Ew, ew! 240 00:09:56,897 --> 00:09:58,597 I just touched bird poop. 241 00:10:02,402 --> 00:10:04,769 Must destroy Po. 242 00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:06,404 It won't destroy me. 243 00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:08,073 It's just gross. 244 00:10:09,709 --> 00:10:12,677 Destroy Po. 245 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:16,181 Shifu and I set up a sick ward. 246 00:10:16,183 --> 00:10:18,249 It's completely sanitary. 247 00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:23,455 Unlike my face. 248 00:10:23,457 --> 00:10:25,290 I don't need a sick ward. 249 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:26,424 I'm fine. 250 00:10:26,426 --> 00:10:28,326 Ah! 251 00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:29,361 Muscle spasm. 252 00:10:29,363 --> 00:10:30,762 Perfectly normal. 253 00:10:31,898 --> 00:10:33,064 Don't touch me! 254 00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:40,138 Uh, we also took in some kids with river fever. 255 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,706 Hope you don't mind. 256 00:10:41,708 --> 00:10:43,108 Of course not. 257 00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:45,310 I love children. 258 00:10:47,079 --> 00:10:48,179 Uh! 259 00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:49,948 Whoop! 260 00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:51,416 Muscle spasm. 261 00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:52,984 Not that time. 262 00:10:57,123 --> 00:10:59,190 Hmm, to the left of the skull, 263 00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:01,693 which means we go right at the... 264 00:11:01,695 --> 00:11:02,694 Thud! 265 00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:05,063 Hmm? 266 00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:06,865 What are you trying to do? 267 00:11:06,867 --> 00:11:08,933 Destroy Po. 268 00:11:10,202 --> 00:11:12,871 Are you... 269 00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:14,773 sneak-attack training? 270 00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:16,641 I don't know if this is the best time, 271 00:11:16,643 --> 00:11:18,576 but okay. 272 00:11:18,578 --> 00:11:21,413 Watch your back, 'cause now it's my turn. 273 00:11:22,915 --> 00:11:24,416 Oh, ah, ah, ah! 274 00:11:26,252 --> 00:11:29,754 Po, ten. Monkey, six. 275 00:11:32,792 --> 00:11:34,793 Destroy Po. 276 00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:35,794 Yah! Ow! 277 00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:36,795 Ooh. Ooh. 278 00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:38,129 Hah! - Hah! 279 00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:39,931 Thud! 280 00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:43,334 Monkey? 281 00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:45,737 Monkey, Monkey, Monkey, Monkey, Monkey! 282 00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:48,840 Are you messing with my head? 283 00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:51,543 Destroy Po. 284 00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:55,146 Ah! 285 00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:56,648 Ha-ha! 286 00:11:58,618 --> 00:12:00,318 Wah! 287 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:01,720 Huh! Ooh! 288 00:12:01,722 --> 00:12:03,254 Ah! Ooh! 289 00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:04,289 Uh! Ooh! 290 00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:05,356 Ah! 291 00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:06,357 Yee-ah! 292 00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:07,559 Oh, yeah! 293 00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:10,395 Po has taken a commanding four-point lead. 294 00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:13,364 What could poor Monkey possibly... 295 00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:15,500 doooooo! 296 00:12:17,103 --> 00:12:18,336 Oof. 297 00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:22,407 Huh? 298 00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:24,876 Scorpion's lair. 299 00:12:27,213 --> 00:12:29,881 Destroy Po. 300 00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:32,150 The orchid is in there! 301 00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:33,218 Cut it out, Monkey. 302 00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:35,053 We don't have time for that! 303 00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:37,055 Tigress needs our help. 304 00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:46,097 Yoo-hoo! 305 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:49,601 So, uh, I'm hoping you like clowns. 306 00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:52,604 Oh. 307 00:12:52,606 --> 00:12:55,473 Then I'm hoping you like not hitting me. 308 00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:57,776 Hello, boys and girls. 309 00:12:57,778 --> 00:12:59,043 I'm mr. Ping... 310 00:12:59,045 --> 00:13:01,212 I mean, mr. Clown. 311 00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:04,582 I have come to spread joy and happiness 312 00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:06,651 And two-for-one coupons for mr. Ping's noodle shop. 313 00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:11,055 # Badda-da-da, da, da, da! # 314 00:13:12,992 --> 00:13:17,262 Oh, someone has a sad face. 315 00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:19,764 What's your name, little girl? 316 00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:22,200 Back away. 317 00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:25,837 Oh, and would "back away" like a pretty flower? 318 00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:27,605 No. - Ta-da! 319 00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:28,706 Ooh! 320 00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:32,443 The flower is made out of coupons. 321 00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:34,479 To mr. Ping's noodle shop. 322 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,815 Four out of five herbalists recommend noodle soup... 323 00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:40,218 for river fever. 324 00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:44,189 Who's the master juggler? 325 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:47,792 Not me. 326 00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:53,865 I love you so much. 327 00:13:54,901 --> 00:13:57,502 I love you so much. 328 00:14:00,774 --> 00:14:02,841 Who loves you? Who loves you? 329 00:14:02,843 --> 00:14:04,342 Of course, I love you. 330 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:05,877 Me love you always. 331 00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:12,784 Uh. 332 00:14:12,786 --> 00:14:14,085 You're choking me. 333 00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:17,255 Doesn't mr. Clown have urgent business somewhere? 334 00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:18,756 Quite right. 335 00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:20,625 Quite right. 336 00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:24,128 Mr. Clown has to make friends with the... 337 00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:26,464 something friendly. 338 00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:32,136 Well, kids, mr. Clown must be going now. 339 00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:33,605 Good-Bye! 340 00:14:33,607 --> 00:14:34,939 Aw. 341 00:14:36,008 --> 00:14:37,175 Ping's noodle shop. 342 00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:39,177 Squeak! 343 00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:41,045 Aw. 344 00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:42,914 We've got to find a way in. 345 00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:44,983 Uh! 346 00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:47,919 Oh, that Monkey doesn't know what he's doing. 347 00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:51,456 He's pathetic at destroying his friend. 348 00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:53,958 I blame the parents. 349 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:56,227 I guess I'm going to have to give him a little help. 350 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:59,130 If you need someone violently destroyed these days, 351 00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:02,367 I guess you have to do it yourself. 352 00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:05,003 Oh, these are really heavy. 353 00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:06,237 Ah! 354 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,538 Destroy Po. 355 00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:10,541 Uh, yeah, I don't think that's helping. 356 00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:13,244 See if you can find something to pry these open with. 357 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:14,545 Something metal would be good. 358 00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:16,681 Monkey. - With a point. 359 00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:17,682 And hurry. 360 00:15:19,151 --> 00:15:20,485 Wah! 361 00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:23,488 Ah, ha-ha-ha, ooh! 362 00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:25,790 That could be a broken toe right there. 363 00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:27,292 Oh, those are perfect. 364 00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:29,327 Let me just get out of your way. 365 00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:30,595 Huh? 366 00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:32,063 W-w-what are you doing? 367 00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:35,166 Hyah! 368 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:40,638 Can we do your hair and makeup? 369 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,373 No. 370 00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:45,209 Are you strong enough to stop us? 371 00:15:45,211 --> 00:15:47,445 No. 372 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,614 we're gonna make you pretty! 373 00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:51,916 Ugh. 374 00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:53,384 So do you love Po? 375 00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:54,619 Is Po your boyfriend? 376 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,454 W-what? No. 377 00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:59,190 He will be when he sees you! 378 00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:04,162 Just perfect. 379 00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:06,397 Whoa! Wah. 380 00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:07,999 Wait a second. You're really trying to... 381 00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:09,701 destroy Po. 382 00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:13,504 Huh. 383 00:16:14,573 --> 00:16:15,807 Wah! 384 00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:17,308 Uh! 385 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,576 Whoa! 386 00:16:20,846 --> 00:16:21,846 Ha! 387 00:16:21,848 --> 00:16:23,715 Ooh! 388 00:16:23,717 --> 00:16:24,816 Hy! 389 00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:25,817 Oof! 390 00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:26,818 Ooh. 391 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:29,420 Ah! 392 00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:33,558 Must destroy Po. 393 00:16:35,794 --> 00:16:37,795 Your eyes... what's with your... 394 00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:38,963 wait a second. 395 00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:40,832 Red and glowing eyes, trying to kill me, 396 00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:41,966 acting like a zombie. 397 00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:45,103 That Scorpion is controlling your mind! 398 00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:47,939 That's awesome! 399 00:16:47,941 --> 00:16:49,073 What does it feel like? 400 00:16:54,113 --> 00:16:55,380 Whoa! 401 00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:56,514 Ooh-hoo! 402 00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,082 Ah! 403 00:16:58,084 --> 00:16:59,684 Uh! 404 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,552 Oh, ah! 405 00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:02,720 Yah! 406 00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:07,158 Wah! 407 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:11,496 Ah! 408 00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:14,132 Monkey, you've got to snap out of it. 409 00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:17,135 It's me, Po, your best buddy. 410 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,004 Ah! 411 00:17:21,907 --> 00:17:23,241 Wah, ya-ya-ya-ya-ya! 412 00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:24,509 Da, da, da! 413 00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:25,710 Thud! 414 00:17:28,181 --> 00:17:29,380 Ah! 415 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,549 Uh? 416 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,951 Well, I don't know if I'm your best buddy, 417 00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:36,087 But I'm one of your buddies. 418 00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:37,755 Am I your best buddy? 419 00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:38,990 It could be Mantis. 420 00:17:38,992 --> 00:17:40,825 I mean, I know you guys have lunch together a lot. 421 00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:42,460 But you're my best buddy. 422 00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:44,062 Yes, you are! 423 00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:47,198 Especially if you stop trying to kill me. 424 00:17:53,472 --> 00:17:55,807 Destroy Po. 425 00:17:55,809 --> 00:17:57,041 No! 426 00:17:57,043 --> 00:17:58,609 Don't do it, Monkey. It's me. 427 00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:00,278 I'm your sneezy-trick friend. Remember? 428 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:02,013 You, me, friends? 429 00:18:02,015 --> 00:18:05,283 Sneezy trick? Ha-choo? 430 00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:07,485 Ooh! 431 00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:10,388 Friends! Remember? 432 00:18:16,328 --> 00:18:18,529 Mm? 433 00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:19,831 Friend? 434 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:22,667 It's getting late. 435 00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:24,235 I'm not sure they're gonna make it. 436 00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:26,471 Don't say that. They'll be here. 437 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,340 Crane, Viper... 438 00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:30,842 Wah! 439 00:18:30,844 --> 00:18:32,844 Mantis... 440 00:18:32,846 --> 00:18:33,845 I'll never do... 441 00:18:33,847 --> 00:18:35,213 Hyah! 442 00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:37,648 Kung Fu again. 443 00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:39,217 Hey, don't worry, Tigress. 444 00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:41,119 There's lots of other things you're good at, 445 00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:45,022 Like... uh... 446 00:18:45,024 --> 00:18:47,391 Ee-ow! 447 00:18:47,393 --> 00:18:49,360 Don't worry. 448 00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:51,229 They'll be here. 449 00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:57,835 Someone's at the door. 450 00:18:57,837 --> 00:18:59,036 Come in! 451 00:19:11,049 --> 00:19:14,519 Po no mo'. 452 00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:16,020 Look at you. 453 00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:17,355 Who did a good job? 454 00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:19,457 Monkey, that's who. 455 00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:25,997 Ew. 456 00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:27,798 He's only been dead a few minutes. 457 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,067 He shouldn't stink already. 458 00:19:30,069 --> 00:19:32,870 That's the stink of awesomeness! 459 00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:34,338 Hyah! 460 00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:36,307 Uh. 461 00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:37,608 Ah! 462 00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:39,143 Us, one. 463 00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:40,945 Scorpion, zero. 464 00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:44,382 Oh, how did you overcome my mind control? 465 00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:46,884 With a poison that's stronger than yours. 466 00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:49,954 And that poison is called "friendship." 467 00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:51,956 We'll take that flower now. 468 00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:53,958 The only thing you're going to get 469 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:57,328 is a little soap to wash out your filthy mouth. 470 00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:59,330 Let's do this. 471 00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:00,431 Ya! 472 00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:02,767 Ooh, rah! 473 00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:03,768 Ah! 474 00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:05,102 It's on me! It's on me! 475 00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:06,370 Ooh. 476 00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:11,375 Ooh-ah! 477 00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:13,010 Uh! 478 00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:13,945 Gah! 479 00:20:19,518 --> 00:20:21,819 Ooh. 480 00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:22,920 Buh! 481 00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:24,422 Huh? 482 00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:26,524 This is going to sting a little bit. 483 00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:28,092 Just kidding. 484 00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:30,962 It burns like fire. 485 00:20:30,964 --> 00:20:32,029 Negatory! 486 00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:33,297 Ah! 487 00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:37,635 Hoo-ah! 488 00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:42,807 Yeah-heh. 489 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:47,078 Uh. 490 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:48,012 Ah. 491 00:20:49,147 --> 00:20:50,448 Ugh. 492 00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:53,784 Uh! 493 00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:55,052 Wah! 494 00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:57,588 Oof. 495 00:20:57,590 --> 00:21:00,024 Hee-yow! 496 00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:01,225 Ugh! 497 00:21:02,561 --> 00:21:04,795 Yee! 498 00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:06,664 Oh, ha! 499 00:21:10,168 --> 00:21:11,569 Ooh! 500 00:21:11,571 --> 00:21:12,670 Huh. 501 00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:13,904 Ugh. 502 00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:17,475 You'll never get my orchid. 503 00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:19,143 Hwah! 504 00:21:19,145 --> 00:21:20,478 Oh, sweetheart, 505 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:23,514 you can't surprise someone with this many eyeballs. 506 00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:25,149 Oh, no? 507 00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:26,917 Doy! 508 00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:27,918 Wha? 509 00:21:30,756 --> 00:21:31,722 Ha! 510 00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:35,059 Ugh. 511 00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:37,795 Uh. 512 00:21:41,668 --> 00:21:42,967 Nice one! 513 00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:45,002 Bonus points for Po! 514 00:21:45,004 --> 00:21:46,637 Hey, I helped. 515 00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:47,905 We split 'em. 516 00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:49,206 Deal. 517 00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:57,748 We got it! 518 00:21:57,750 --> 00:21:59,583 Quick! It's almost sundown. 519 00:21:59,585 --> 00:22:01,252 I'm supposed to make tea from this thing, 520 00:22:01,254 --> 00:22:03,020 But there's no time. 521 00:22:15,434 --> 00:22:16,600 Huh! Ha! 522 00:22:16,602 --> 00:22:19,036 Huh! Ha! Huh! 523 00:22:19,038 --> 00:22:21,572 What do you think you're d... 524 00:22:21,574 --> 00:22:23,040 I'm... I'm cured. 525 00:22:24,944 --> 00:22:27,578 You're welcome? 526 00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:29,280 Guh. - Sorry. 527 00:22:30,616 --> 00:22:31,782 You have done well. 528 00:22:31,784 --> 00:22:34,385 Yeah, once I used my dragon-warrior-ness... 529 00:22:34,387 --> 00:22:37,355 to cure Monkey of his zombification... 530 00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:40,124 Po, do your funny zombie impression of me. 531 00:22:40,126 --> 00:22:42,693 Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, right, right, right. 532 00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:44,962 Destroy Po. Must... 533 00:22:44,964 --> 00:22:47,431 these... are... peppers! 534 00:22:47,433 --> 00:22:48,432 Gah! 535 00:22:48,434 --> 00:22:50,301 Monkey, one. Panda, zero. 536 00:22:50,303 --> 00:22:51,469 Ahh! Uh!