1 00:00:08,250 --> 00:00:10,583 ♪ Who put the "glad" in Gladiator? ♪ 2 00:00:10,667 --> 00:00:12,000 ♪ Hercules ♪ 3 00:00:12,083 --> 00:00:14,542 ♪ Whose daring deeds are great theater? ♪ 4 00:00:14,625 --> 00:00:16,375 ♪ Hercules ♪ 5 00:00:16,458 --> 00:00:17,458 ♪ Is he bold? ♪ 6 00:00:17,500 --> 00:00:18,500 ♪ No one braver ♪ 7 00:00:18,542 --> 00:00:19,792 ♪ Is he sweet? ♪ 8 00:00:19,875 --> 00:00:21,875 ♪ Our favorite flavor, Hercules ♪ 9 00:00:21,959 --> 00:00:23,959 - ♪ What a guy ♪ - ♪ Hercules ♪ 10 00:00:24,041 --> 00:00:25,792 - ♪ Ask his friends ♪ - ♪ Hercules ♪ 11 00:00:25,875 --> 00:00:26,792 ♪ Honey, they won't lie ♪ 12 00:00:26,875 --> 00:00:28,917 - ♪ Hercules ♪ - ♪ Ahh, Hercules ♪ 13 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:32,000 ♪ Hercules ♪ 14 00:00:32,083 --> 00:00:33,667 - ♪ Come on ♪ - ♪ No one's fool ♪ 15 00:00:33,750 --> 00:00:35,208 ♪ Now the boy's in school ♪ 16 00:00:35,291 --> 00:00:36,542 ♪ He's in trainin' ♪ 17 00:00:36,625 --> 00:00:37,834 ♪ Sun is shinin' ♪ 18 00:00:37,917 --> 00:00:39,250 ♪ And the nicest guy ♪ 19 00:00:39,333 --> 00:00:40,792 ♪ No complainin' ♪ 20 00:00:40,875 --> 00:00:42,000 ♪ He was a no one ♪ 21 00:00:42,083 --> 00:00:43,625 ♪ Zero, zero, give him a quick deed ♪ 22 00:00:43,709 --> 00:00:44,834 ♪ He's our hero ♪ 23 00:00:44,917 --> 00:00:48,291 ♪ He's the most likely to succeed ♪ 24 00:00:48,375 --> 00:00:49,417 ♪ From zero to hero ♪ 25 00:00:50,333 --> 00:00:52,041 ♪ Herc is a hero ♪ 26 00:00:52,542 --> 00:00:57,542 ♪ He'll be a hero ♪ 27 00:00:57,625 --> 00:00:59,333 Wait and see! 28 00:01:11,625 --> 00:01:14,625 Cassandra, my little cherry blossom, 29 00:01:14,709 --> 00:01:16,959 I give you... The inner me. 30 00:01:17,041 --> 00:01:17,917 What are these? 31 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,458 My baby teeth! 32 00:01:19,542 --> 00:01:23,250 Look at those widdy biddy little incisors, huh? 33 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:24,166 Aah! 34 00:01:24,250 --> 00:01:26,500 Hey, whoop, doop, no, careful! 35 00:01:26,583 --> 00:01:29,458 What if the tooth nymph's nearby? Eww. 36 00:01:29,542 --> 00:01:31,250 Good morning, class, 37 00:01:31,333 --> 00:01:33,709 and a glorious morning it is. 38 00:01:35,333 --> 00:01:39,000 Ahh, sweet air. Intoxicating. 39 00:01:39,083 --> 00:01:40,583 What's with him? 40 00:01:40,667 --> 00:01:43,250 Today, my budding inventists, 41 00:01:43,333 --> 00:01:45,792 we begin on the chopulator. 42 00:01:45,875 --> 00:01:49,125 This device will easily reduce any object into much smaller bits. 43 00:01:49,208 --> 00:01:50,625 It mixes, minces, dices, slices. 44 00:01:50,709 --> 00:01:54,083 Its practical applications in the kitchen alone are limitless. 45 00:01:55,125 --> 00:01:57,792 Ahh, isn't that a beautiful sound? 46 00:01:57,875 --> 00:02:00,125 It reminds me of a poem I wrote last night. 47 00:02:00,208 --> 00:02:02,500 She is the fulcrum to my lever, 48 00:02:02,583 --> 00:02:04,041 The axle to my wheel, 49 00:02:04,125 --> 00:02:05,709 the pull to my pulley. 50 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:08,208 Her love is the steam engine of mine soul, 51 00:02:08,291 --> 00:02:12,875 the fire to mine boiler, the tender to mine furnace. 52 00:02:12,959 --> 00:02:14,250 What was with your dad today? 53 00:02:14,333 --> 00:02:15,500 He's usually all... 54 00:02:15,583 --> 00:02:18,291 "Absent minds equal absent fingers." 55 00:02:18,417 --> 00:02:20,792 - But today... - Giving us a poetry assignment? 56 00:02:20,875 --> 00:02:24,458 Oh, that's just part of his interdisciplinary approach to teaching. 57 00:02:24,542 --> 00:02:27,583 Ahh, that explains a lot. 58 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:34,000 Ho ho, should have known. 59 00:02:34,083 --> 00:02:36,250 The giddiness, the humming. 60 00:02:36,333 --> 00:02:37,476 What? What are you guys talking about? 61 00:02:37,500 --> 00:02:39,750 Daedalus is is love. 62 00:02:39,834 --> 00:02:41,375 Love is a strong word, 63 00:02:41,458 --> 00:02:44,000 but he does have a healthy respect for his career. 64 00:02:44,083 --> 00:02:46,709 Not with his career, with a lady. 65 00:02:46,792 --> 00:02:49,041 Uh! What? What lady? 66 00:02:49,125 --> 00:02:51,333 Miss Thespis? No... 67 00:02:51,375 --> 00:02:53,959 She's just his companion for slow dances, 68 00:02:54,041 --> 00:02:56,667 moonlit walks, and candlelight dinners. 69 00:02:56,750 --> 00:02:58,041 Not a girlfriend. 70 00:02:58,125 --> 00:03:00,333 Then how do you explain that? 71 00:03:01,417 --> 00:03:04,458 Miss Thespis, my steam engine, 72 00:03:04,542 --> 00:03:07,500 I give you the inner me! 73 00:03:07,583 --> 00:03:12,458 Oh, a baby-teeth necklace. 74 00:03:12,542 --> 00:03:15,583 Sweet Apollo on a flaming chariot! 75 00:03:15,667 --> 00:03:17,000 They're in love! 76 00:03:18,709 --> 00:03:20,208 Hey, Icarus, are you OK? 77 00:03:21,375 --> 00:03:24,125 Cassandra, a little resuscitation here. 78 00:03:24,208 --> 00:03:25,458 He'll live. 79 00:03:25,542 --> 00:03:27,875 What is my Dadalus doing? 80 00:03:27,959 --> 00:03:30,125 This is gonna break my mom's heart. 81 00:03:30,208 --> 00:03:33,834 Mmm, Icarus, haven't your parents been divorced for years? 82 00:03:33,917 --> 00:03:36,959 Look, just because they moved into separate homes, 83 00:03:37,041 --> 00:03:40,208 live separate lives, and went through some legal hoo-haa, 84 00:03:40,291 --> 00:03:42,583 doesn't mean that they don't love each other. 85 00:03:42,667 --> 00:03:45,583 So you don't acknowledge or accept your parents' divorce? 86 00:03:45,667 --> 00:03:48,667 Poor Momalus, I have to tell her. 87 00:03:48,750 --> 00:03:52,375 Better she hear it from me than out there on the streets. 88 00:03:52,458 --> 00:03:54,208 Hercules, talk to him. 89 00:03:54,291 --> 00:03:58,667 Um, Icarus, is it possible you're overreacting... Just a bit? 90 00:03:58,750 --> 00:04:01,375 I mean, Miss Thespis is very nice. 91 00:04:01,458 --> 00:04:05,166 Uh! Ohh! Taking the home wrecker's side? 92 00:04:05,250 --> 00:04:07,500 Oh, and you call yourself friends. 93 00:04:07,583 --> 00:04:09,834 You make me sick! 94 00:04:09,917 --> 00:04:13,583 Well, I'm through with you, turncoats! 95 00:04:13,667 --> 00:04:16,709 Herc, uh, my mom lives all the way in Ithaca. 96 00:04:16,792 --> 00:04:19,000 I don't suppose you could give me a ride on your Horsy? 97 00:04:19,083 --> 00:04:20,583 Heh, sure. 98 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:24,667 Your mom owns this? 99 00:04:24,750 --> 00:04:25,625 Yeah. 100 00:04:25,709 --> 00:04:27,375 She's a mover and a shaker. 101 00:04:31,208 --> 00:04:32,667 Yoo hoo, Momalus! 102 00:04:32,750 --> 00:04:34,000 Is that my baby boy? 103 00:04:34,083 --> 00:04:35,500 My sweet icky? 104 00:04:36,333 --> 00:04:38,917 Oh, jeez, Ma, you look great. 105 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:40,166 Flatterer. 106 00:04:40,250 --> 00:04:41,500 You must be hercules. 107 00:04:41,583 --> 00:04:42,917 Icarus has told me all about you. 108 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:44,208 He says you're a big hero. 109 00:04:44,291 --> 00:04:46,667 Oh, well, you know, hero-in-training. 110 00:04:46,750 --> 00:04:49,291 Keep with it. Maybe someday we'll put you on a vase. 111 00:04:53,834 --> 00:04:55,583 I started this business from scratch. 112 00:04:55,667 --> 00:04:57,166 Back then, I ran it out of my house, 113 00:04:57,250 --> 00:04:58,375 made all the pottery myself. 114 00:04:58,458 --> 00:05:00,375 Now I own six factories all over Greece. 115 00:05:00,458 --> 00:05:03,166 Of course, I couldn't have done it without my little Icky. 116 00:05:03,250 --> 00:05:05,583 Heh heh. He works for me every summer. 117 00:05:05,667 --> 00:05:08,792 Inspector 42 at your service. Ha ha. 118 00:05:09,458 --> 00:05:11,834 So, what brings my Icky all the way to Ithaca? 119 00:05:11,917 --> 00:05:15,625 Oh, well, I was just... 120 00:05:15,709 --> 00:05:17,458 There's something you wanna tell me, right? 121 00:05:20,083 --> 00:05:22,291 I can't. I just can't. 122 00:05:22,375 --> 00:05:24,125 Herc, be a dear. 123 00:05:24,208 --> 00:05:27,291 Uh, Daedalus is dating someone. 124 00:05:27,375 --> 00:05:29,417 Aah! 125 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:33,375 It stabs me like a knife! 126 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:35,458 Be strong, Momalus. 127 00:05:35,542 --> 00:05:37,834 Daedalus? Dating? 128 00:05:37,917 --> 00:05:41,417 Finally! Ha ha! Tell me everything. 129 00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:43,750 Maybe you're being a little too strong, Momalus. 130 00:05:43,834 --> 00:05:45,166 I thought he'd never find anyone. 131 00:05:45,250 --> 00:05:48,125 Your father's a genius with everything but women. 132 00:05:48,500 --> 00:05:53,458 What? Well, but doesn't it stab you like a knife? 133 00:05:53,542 --> 00:05:56,125 Ohh... Aw, sweetie, 134 00:05:56,208 --> 00:05:59,000 I know it can't be easy seeing your parents apart, 135 00:05:59,083 --> 00:06:02,166 but sometimes two people just can't make it together. 136 00:06:02,250 --> 00:06:05,667 Your Dadalus loves you. Your Momalus loves you. 137 00:06:05,750 --> 00:06:06,917 You're very lucky. 138 00:06:07,041 --> 00:06:09,083 Give your father a chance for happiness. 139 00:06:09,166 --> 00:06:10,417 He deserves it. 140 00:06:12,041 --> 00:06:13,375 Well, she took that pretty well. 141 00:06:13,458 --> 00:06:14,917 That Miss Thespis! 142 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,750 She's not gonna get away with this. 143 00:06:16,834 --> 00:06:19,500 She can't take my daddy away from me. 144 00:06:19,583 --> 00:06:23,291 Oh, wait. OK, so this has nothing to do with your mom. 145 00:06:23,375 --> 00:06:24,393 You're afraid Miss Thespis 146 00:06:24,417 --> 00:06:26,875 will come between you and your father. 147 00:06:26,959 --> 00:06:29,959 - You're jealous. - Jealous? Ha ha! 148 00:06:30,041 --> 00:06:31,250 That's a laugh... 149 00:06:31,333 --> 00:06:35,458 And don't accuse me of some evil, diabolical plan 150 00:06:35,542 --> 00:06:37,041 to get rid of Miss Thespis. 151 00:06:37,125 --> 00:06:38,875 Evil, diabolical plan? 152 00:06:38,959 --> 00:06:40,542 Did I jump ahead? 153 00:06:40,625 --> 00:06:42,959 Icarus, you're not gonna do something stupid, are you? 154 00:06:43,041 --> 00:06:44,125 Why, no! 155 00:06:49,041 --> 00:06:50,166 Hey, you're laughing evilly. 156 00:06:50,250 --> 00:06:54,500 Oh, I mean, ah ha ha ha. Better? 157 00:06:58,166 --> 00:07:00,458 I'm the happiest man alive. 158 00:07:00,542 --> 00:07:01,959 Me, too. 159 00:07:02,041 --> 00:07:04,125 I mean, the happiest woman, not the... 160 00:07:04,208 --> 00:07:05,625 Oh, you know what I'm saying. 161 00:07:07,375 --> 00:07:13,125 Hey... get out, Miss Thespis! 162 00:07:14,834 --> 00:07:19,542 Dadalus... Feel free to stay! 163 00:07:19,625 --> 00:07:21,291 Ooh! 164 00:07:21,375 --> 00:07:22,375 Oww! 165 00:07:22,458 --> 00:07:25,208 Charley horse! Ow, man! 166 00:07:25,291 --> 00:07:26,792 Icarus! 167 00:07:26,875 --> 00:07:28,041 I can explain. 168 00:07:28,125 --> 00:07:32,542 Oh! Oh, Icarus, That was the most... 169 00:07:32,625 --> 00:07:36,250 Brilliant bit of theater I have ever seen. 170 00:07:36,333 --> 00:07:38,709 The mood was so authentic. 171 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:40,125 Oh, go on. 172 00:07:40,208 --> 00:07:42,000 Ya don't think the ghost flying around part 173 00:07:42,083 --> 00:07:43,583 was, uh, over the top, do ya? 174 00:07:43,667 --> 00:07:47,041 Oh, no! It... It was completely believable. 175 00:07:47,125 --> 00:07:48,750 Uh, at least until the cramp. 176 00:07:48,834 --> 00:07:52,667 What you really need is a little dance training. 177 00:07:52,750 --> 00:07:53,875 Watch. 178 00:07:54,041 --> 00:07:55,875 And ta-da! 179 00:07:55,959 --> 00:07:58,417 We call it en-dehors. 180 00:07:58,500 --> 00:07:59,875 It's all in the legs. 181 00:07:59,959 --> 00:08:01,959 Teach me, teach me, teach me! 182 00:08:02,041 --> 00:08:03,750 Hmm. Tell you what. 183 00:08:03,834 --> 00:08:05,959 I'll teach you a few dance moves 184 00:08:06,041 --> 00:08:09,250 if you help me direct the next school play. 185 00:08:09,333 --> 00:08:11,333 Me? A director? 186 00:08:11,417 --> 00:08:14,750 Yes, it's the chance I've dreamed of. 187 00:08:14,834 --> 00:08:16,917 Yes, it'll be nice to work together, 188 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:19,917 especially now that we're going to be a family. 189 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:23,333 You are so right. With my talent and your... 190 00:08:23,417 --> 00:08:24,667 Uh! Family? 191 00:08:24,750 --> 00:08:26,834 That's right. I proposed this evening. 192 00:08:26,917 --> 00:08:28,959 Thespis and I are to be married. 193 00:08:29,041 --> 00:08:31,458 Aah! 194 00:08:32,709 --> 00:08:35,458 Icarus, you can't stay in there forever. 195 00:08:35,542 --> 00:08:36,959 Yes, I can! 196 00:08:37,041 --> 00:08:40,875 I'm not coming out, and you can't make me! 197 00:08:40,959 --> 00:08:42,834 Oh, crud! 198 00:08:45,834 --> 00:08:48,417 It's not the end of the world. 199 00:08:48,500 --> 00:08:50,417 Oh, it's not? 200 00:08:50,500 --> 00:08:54,083 Well, thanks! Easy for you to say. 201 00:08:54,208 --> 00:08:56,166 You haven't lost your family! 202 00:08:56,250 --> 00:08:58,050 Well, you know, you're not losing your family. 203 00:08:58,083 --> 00:08:59,417 It's... it's just getting bigger. 204 00:08:59,500 --> 00:09:03,500 Oh, OK, look, all I want is a Dadalus and a Momalus. 205 00:09:03,583 --> 00:09:05,333 Hey, you'll have that and more. 206 00:09:05,417 --> 00:09:07,792 Between gods and mortals, I've got four parents. 207 00:09:07,875 --> 00:09:13,417 Oh, Herc, what I'd do for a simple solution out of this mess. 208 00:09:20,250 --> 00:09:22,458 Hey, Pandora, 209 00:09:22,542 --> 00:09:24,583 do ya own anything that isn't jammed 210 00:09:24,667 --> 00:09:27,458 with all the miseries that torment mankind? 211 00:09:27,542 --> 00:09:29,583 Eh, not really. It's my thing. 212 00:09:31,917 --> 00:09:35,041 Hey, wait a minute. That's it! 213 00:09:41,166 --> 00:09:42,667 Hey, you're laughing evilly again! 214 00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:47,041 Oh, right. I meant, ah ha ha. Better? 215 00:09:53,291 --> 00:09:54,709 Get back. 216 00:09:54,792 --> 00:09:57,000 Get back and stay back! 217 00:09:59,875 --> 00:10:01,417 Pandora, hi! 218 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:03,750 Look, sorry if I seemed rude earlier, 219 00:10:03,834 --> 00:10:05,041 pressure at home, you know. 220 00:10:05,125 --> 00:10:07,083 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. Ya know what? 221 00:10:07,166 --> 00:10:08,959 I know next to nothing about ya. 222 00:10:09,041 --> 00:10:10,792 And doggone it, I'm curious. 223 00:10:10,875 --> 00:10:12,393 So I'm curious. I couldn't help myself. 224 00:10:12,417 --> 00:10:13,643 I saw the box. I opened the box. 225 00:10:13,667 --> 00:10:16,041 How was I to know it would unleash misery on the world? 226 00:10:16,125 --> 00:10:18,458 Ho, easy there. I hear ya. 227 00:10:18,542 --> 00:10:20,583 Bit of a nosy rosy myself. 228 00:10:20,667 --> 00:10:23,041 For example, oh, say... 229 00:10:23,125 --> 00:10:25,792 The janitor's closet, what's in there? 230 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:27,917 What exotic secrets does it hold? 231 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,250 How about you, Pandora? 232 00:10:29,333 --> 00:10:32,375 Ever wonder about the janitor's closet? 233 00:10:32,458 --> 00:10:35,333 - No, I don't wonder, ever. - Oh, come on. 234 00:10:35,417 --> 00:10:39,166 You never wonder what's behind the door? 235 00:10:39,250 --> 00:10:41,333 Mops and buckets? Maybe. 236 00:10:41,417 --> 00:10:45,959 Or maybe, just maybe, there's something more. 237 00:10:46,041 --> 00:10:48,625 Something enticing. 238 00:10:48,709 --> 00:10:51,000 I know you, Pandora. 239 00:10:51,083 --> 00:10:53,542 You can't stand the curiosity. 240 00:10:53,625 --> 00:10:56,792 It's like an itch ya have to scratch! 241 00:10:56,875 --> 00:11:00,208 You must know what's behind the door! 242 00:11:00,291 --> 00:11:03,417 Yes! Oh, yes, I must know! 243 00:11:05,792 --> 00:11:07,125 Hey, Icarus, 244 00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:10,583 There's nothing in here but mops and buckets. 245 00:11:10,667 --> 00:11:13,250 Like candy from a baby, baby. 246 00:11:13,333 --> 00:11:18,875 Pandora's lunch box is mine, all mine! 247 00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:29,667 Icarus, you are handling this really, really well. 248 00:11:29,750 --> 00:11:33,333 Yeah, if I wasn't having constant visions of disaster, 249 00:11:33,417 --> 00:11:35,125 I'd say you've come to accept it. 250 00:11:35,208 --> 00:11:37,375 Oh, pish posh. No doom lies ahead. 251 00:11:37,458 --> 00:11:39,792 Everything's gonna be perfect. 252 00:11:39,875 --> 00:11:40,750 Icarus... 253 00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:42,709 Help me with this confounded clasp. 254 00:11:42,792 --> 00:11:44,041 Sure, Dadalus. 255 00:11:44,125 --> 00:11:46,041 Son, I'm a little concerned. 256 00:11:46,125 --> 00:11:48,959 You've seemed less than enthused about Miss Thespis. 257 00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:49,959 Well, if you're referring 258 00:11:50,041 --> 00:11:52,333 to the ghost incident, relax. 259 00:11:52,417 --> 00:11:55,709 That was just the sad prank of a confused boy. 260 00:11:55,792 --> 00:11:56,834 I'm over it. 261 00:11:56,917 --> 00:12:00,083 Splendid. We shall make one happy family. 262 00:12:00,166 --> 00:12:05,041 Yes... one... Happy... family! 263 00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:06,625 Uh, son, that's a little tight. 264 00:12:06,709 --> 00:12:09,542 Uh, whoops! Sorry, Dadalus. That's me. 265 00:12:09,625 --> 00:12:14,041 Aphrodite's here. 266 00:12:14,125 --> 00:12:19,208 ♪ Aphrodite, Aphrodite, Aphrodite ♪ 267 00:12:19,291 --> 00:12:21,250 ♪ The goddess of love ♪ 268 00:12:21,333 --> 00:12:23,041 Whew! Uhh! 269 00:12:23,125 --> 00:12:25,375 But it is so clammy in there. 270 00:12:25,458 --> 00:12:27,291 I would love to lose the shell, 271 00:12:27,375 --> 00:12:30,250 but, ya know, people always want it for weddings and la-la. 272 00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:33,041 Hi. So, look at you. 273 00:12:33,125 --> 00:12:35,333 I'm guessing, what, bride and groom? 274 00:12:35,375 --> 00:12:36,834 OK, come here. 275 00:12:36,917 --> 00:12:38,333 Now, when I ask "will you?" 276 00:12:38,417 --> 00:12:39,417 You say, "I will." 277 00:12:39,458 --> 00:12:41,542 I ask, "do you?" You say, "I do." 278 00:12:41,625 --> 00:12:43,125 I just keep it easy because, ya know, 279 00:12:43,250 --> 00:12:44,309 people in love have a hard time 280 00:12:44,333 --> 00:12:46,250 following very complicated directions. 281 00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:48,250 So, all right, well, let's get to it. 282 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,834 - Icarus? - Uhh! 283 00:12:51,917 --> 00:12:52,917 I just want you to know, 284 00:12:52,959 --> 00:12:56,041 I am so honored to be a part of your family. 285 00:12:56,125 --> 00:12:59,208 You and your father mean the world to me. 286 00:12:59,291 --> 00:13:01,208 Oh, uh... OK. 287 00:13:01,291 --> 00:13:02,667 Uh... yeah. 288 00:13:04,291 --> 00:13:07,792 Hmm... Stick with the original evil plan 289 00:13:07,875 --> 00:13:11,458 or accept this new wrinkle in my life? 290 00:13:11,542 --> 00:13:15,417 Hmm? Uh, uh, carry the two... Evil plan. 291 00:13:16,667 --> 00:13:20,583 OK, did that. Did that. Went well. Did that. Hmm. Hmm. 292 00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:22,917 Well, I guess... oh, no, the ring! Oh, got one? 293 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:27,375 Right here! Miss Thespis, this is for you. 294 00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:30,667 Oh! Oh! Oh! 295 00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:37,375 Ha ha! 296 00:13:37,458 --> 00:13:38,959 Icarus, what are you doing? 297 00:13:39,583 --> 00:13:43,083 I'm untying this nuptial knot, baby! 298 00:13:43,166 --> 00:13:49,166 Fly, my miseries, fly! 299 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,834 Miseries? Oh, no. 300 00:13:51,917 --> 00:13:53,667 Yeah, I have heard about these guys. 301 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:56,875 Yes, yeah, OK. Each one is a different... 302 00:13:56,959 --> 00:13:58,458 You know, well, miserable thing. 303 00:13:58,542 --> 00:14:01,375 Ooh, yeah, mm-hmm, there's gossip. Actually, kinda fun. 304 00:14:01,458 --> 00:14:03,834 Did you hear Mrs. Pygmalion is made of clay? 305 00:14:03,917 --> 00:14:05,750 It's true, every word. 306 00:14:08,875 --> 00:14:12,333 Ooh, that's greed. Yuck! 307 00:14:12,417 --> 00:14:16,041 And, oof... whoa! Bad breath! Oof! 308 00:14:16,125 --> 00:14:18,458 OK, yeah, I'm up to speed, but how do we stop them? 309 00:14:18,542 --> 00:14:21,000 We? Excuse me, I'm the love goddess. 310 00:14:21,083 --> 00:14:22,542 You're the hero-in-training. 311 00:14:22,625 --> 00:14:25,458 Unh! OK, how do I stop them? 312 00:14:25,542 --> 00:14:28,208 I dunno, the lunch box thingy worked OK. 313 00:14:28,792 --> 00:14:30,000 After I take care of this, 314 00:14:30,083 --> 00:14:32,959 we are going to have a serious talk. 315 00:14:46,333 --> 00:14:47,375 Oh, yeah, sure. 316 00:14:47,458 --> 00:14:49,834 He spends his time with the other miseries. 317 00:14:49,917 --> 00:14:51,709 Come back here! 318 00:14:51,792 --> 00:14:53,917 Uh-oh. Better lay low. 319 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,709 I think that's all of them. 320 00:14:55,792 --> 00:14:57,667 OK, let me guess. 321 00:14:57,750 --> 00:14:59,917 Somebody is having acceptance issues. 322 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,583 She's trying to steal you away from me, Dadalus! 323 00:15:02,667 --> 00:15:05,333 Kissy, kiss, kiss, and Icarus is out of the picture! 324 00:15:05,417 --> 00:15:08,458 No. Oh, Icarus. It's not that way at all. 325 00:15:08,542 --> 00:15:09,834 I... I promise. 326 00:15:09,917 --> 00:15:12,458 Icarus, you sound like a crazy person. 327 00:15:12,542 --> 00:15:15,083 I know I say that a lot, but this time I mean it. 328 00:15:15,166 --> 00:15:16,166 You always mean it. 329 00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:18,417 OK, but this time I mean it mean it. 330 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:22,208 I know your kind, missy Miss Thespis. 331 00:15:22,291 --> 00:15:23,875 You are a gold digger! 332 00:15:23,959 --> 00:15:26,208 Jumping the claim I have on my pa! 333 00:15:26,291 --> 00:15:29,458 OK, I hate to interrupt such an immature tirade, 334 00:15:29,542 --> 00:15:32,667 but that there is kind of worrying me. 335 00:15:32,750 --> 00:15:36,417 That? Jealousy, please. I have a name. Let's use it! 336 00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:39,417 Hey, look, Icarus, I'm behind you 100%, bro. 337 00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:42,041 I listen, I don't judge. Just go on, please. 338 00:15:42,125 --> 00:15:44,291 Well, what is it that makes a person think 339 00:15:44,375 --> 00:15:48,417 that they can just horn in on an already perfect family unit? 340 00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:49,875 It's a sickness, what can I say. 341 00:15:49,959 --> 00:15:53,542 Ooh, boy. Ooh, jealousy's feeding on his emotions. 342 00:15:53,625 --> 00:15:56,625 And the way Icarus is going, that thing is gonna bloat. 343 00:15:56,709 --> 00:15:57,625 I'll stop him. 344 00:15:57,709 --> 00:16:00,917 I mean, why do we need her? 345 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,792 We were perfectly happy before she came along. 346 00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:04,959 Aah! 347 00:16:05,041 --> 00:16:06,393 What, are you kidding me? She's taking your dad away! 348 00:16:06,417 --> 00:16:07,500 Yes, sir. 349 00:16:07,583 --> 00:16:11,625 That's what I'm saying. Sing it loud, sing it proud. 350 00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:14,959 Icarus! Can't you see? He's feeding off you. 351 00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:15,959 Oh, please! 352 00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:18,750 All I see is everyone turning against me 353 00:16:18,834 --> 00:16:20,250 and turning towards her. 354 00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:24,500 Everybody except my new bestest buddy, jealousy. 355 00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:29,250 And as far as feeding off me, well, that's fine! 356 00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:32,542 'Cause I'd rather... aah! 357 00:16:36,875 --> 00:16:39,000 Sweet Apollo on a flaming chariot! 358 00:16:39,083 --> 00:16:42,375 Icarus has been consumed by jealousy. 359 00:16:50,041 --> 00:16:51,917 Not bad. Uh, a little Icky. 360 00:16:52,041 --> 00:16:53,959 Wait a minute. He was the best man, right? 361 00:16:54,041 --> 00:16:56,667 Oh, fine! Now who's going to give the toast? 362 00:16:56,750 --> 00:17:00,000 Hey! Let me out of here! 363 00:17:00,083 --> 00:17:03,291 Icarus, remain calm! 364 00:17:03,375 --> 00:17:06,625 Yes, your father and I will get you out. 365 00:17:06,709 --> 00:17:08,166 Oh, well, on second thought... 366 00:17:08,250 --> 00:17:10,041 I like it in here! 367 00:17:10,125 --> 00:17:13,542 Oh, it's humid, sure, but I like it! 368 00:17:13,625 --> 00:17:19,625 I'm not coming out until Miss Thespis leaves... forever! 369 00:17:20,041 --> 00:17:21,709 Can you talk some sense into him? 370 00:17:21,792 --> 00:17:24,333 I'm a demi-god, not a miracle worker. 371 00:17:24,417 --> 00:17:26,709 I'd better go in after him. 372 00:17:26,792 --> 00:17:29,500 Wait. You're going into that guy? 373 00:17:29,583 --> 00:17:30,625 Gross. 374 00:17:30,709 --> 00:17:32,125 I shall accompany you. 375 00:17:32,208 --> 00:17:33,125 Me, too. 376 00:17:33,208 --> 00:17:34,208 You'd better hurry. 377 00:17:34,291 --> 00:17:35,917 If jealousy completely consumes Icarus, 378 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:37,208 he'll be lost forever. 379 00:17:37,291 --> 00:17:39,291 Uh, define completely. 380 00:17:39,375 --> 00:17:41,208 Well, once he reaches the stomach, 381 00:17:41,291 --> 00:17:43,291 it's, ya know... eww. 382 00:17:43,375 --> 00:17:45,083 Right. Cassandra, you stay here 383 00:17:45,166 --> 00:17:46,959 and keep jealousy occupied. 384 00:17:47,083 --> 00:17:48,250 Open up! 385 00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:50,834 Oh, no, come on. I'm full. I couldn't eat another... 386 00:17:50,917 --> 00:17:52,166 Ow! 387 00:17:52,250 --> 00:17:53,667 Hey, come on. I'm jealousy. 388 00:17:53,750 --> 00:17:56,542 Come on, gluttony is over at the echo/narcissus wedding. 389 00:17:56,667 --> 00:17:58,333 All right. Occupy him. 390 00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:03,792 Hey. 391 00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:04,959 Uh, hey. 392 00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:07,625 So, uh, you, uh, you a friend of the, uh, 393 00:18:07,709 --> 00:18:09,083 the bride or the... or the groom? 394 00:18:09,166 --> 00:18:11,125 After this? Neither. 395 00:18:11,208 --> 00:18:12,667 Heh heh. Yeah, cool. 396 00:18:14,208 --> 00:18:17,000 Son, move away from the esophagus. 397 00:18:17,083 --> 00:18:21,250 Well, if it isn't little miss take-my- daddy-away-from-me. 398 00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:23,959 Icarus, your father loves me, 399 00:18:24,041 --> 00:18:26,792 but I could never, ever replace you. 400 00:18:26,875 --> 00:18:30,083 Oh, but that won't stop you from trying, will it, sister? 401 00:18:30,792 --> 00:18:31,917 Unh! 402 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,542 Icarus, get off the uvula! 403 00:18:33,625 --> 00:18:38,542 I'll get off the uvula when she... Aah! 404 00:18:38,625 --> 00:18:39,625 Icarus! 405 00:18:41,458 --> 00:18:42,375 You OK? 406 00:18:42,458 --> 00:18:43,709 Yeah, yeah, it's... I'm fine. 407 00:18:43,792 --> 00:18:44,976 It's just... OH, that's gonna repeat on me. 408 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,000 Yeah, I'm cool. So, go on. 409 00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:47,792 Oh, yes, anyway, so, like, 410 00:18:47,875 --> 00:18:49,685 people are always confusing me with... With envy. 411 00:18:49,709 --> 00:18:51,333 I mean, sometimes I just wanna shout, 412 00:18:51,417 --> 00:18:53,667 ya know, "People, you're envious of what someone has!" 413 00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:56,166 You're jealous of a rival!" is that so hard? 414 00:18:56,250 --> 00:18:58,166 Unh! Not unless you're a bonehead. 415 00:18:58,250 --> 00:19:00,083 Thank you! Thank you! 416 00:19:00,166 --> 00:19:03,041 Somebody finally grasps the... 417 00:19:03,125 --> 00:19:04,458 Are you sure you're all right? 418 00:19:04,542 --> 00:19:06,166 Yeah, it's, uh, just someone I ate. 419 00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:07,417 Go on, what were you saying? 420 00:19:07,959 --> 00:19:10,125 Help! 421 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:13,333 Hang on, buddy. We're coming to get ya! 422 00:19:13,417 --> 00:19:15,583 This should allow for maximum dynamic efficiency 423 00:19:15,667 --> 00:19:18,458 and a good flossing for the monster. 424 00:19:21,542 --> 00:19:22,542 Going up? 425 00:19:22,625 --> 00:19:23,834 Oh, buddy. 426 00:19:23,917 --> 00:19:24,917 OK, I got him. 427 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,166 - Embarrassed? - No. 428 00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:27,417 - Should be. - Well, I'm not. 429 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,417 Well, ya should. 430 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:29,917 Well, I'm not. 431 00:19:30,458 --> 00:19:34,125 Icarus! You are returned to me in a healthful condition. 432 00:19:34,208 --> 00:19:36,625 Icarus, say you're sorry to Miss Thespis. 433 00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:40,333 For what? Did I steal her family? 434 00:19:40,417 --> 00:19:43,667 Oh, Icarus, it's not like that, honey. 435 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:46,500 Don't call me honey! And another thing... 436 00:19:46,583 --> 00:19:50,041 Whoa! What's going on out there? 437 00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:56,500 Good thinking. Yeah, this'll keep him occupied. 438 00:19:59,041 --> 00:20:02,917 Not again! 439 00:20:03,625 --> 00:20:04,709 Aah! 440 00:20:04,792 --> 00:20:07,583 I don't wanna digest! 441 00:20:07,667 --> 00:20:09,041 Oof! 442 00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:13,625 En-dehors. It's all in the legs. 443 00:20:13,709 --> 00:20:15,542 Wow. You saved me. 444 00:20:15,625 --> 00:20:18,250 I mean, you could've had Dadalus all to yourself. 445 00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:20,208 I was almost out of the picture. 446 00:20:20,291 --> 00:20:21,185 Eey! 447 00:20:21,209 --> 00:20:24,959 Oh, Icarus, I don't want you out of the picture. 448 00:20:26,750 --> 00:20:29,458 I want to be in the picture with you. 449 00:20:29,542 --> 00:20:31,500 Whew! That was a close one. 450 00:20:31,583 --> 00:20:33,959 No, Herc, I was never in any danger. 451 00:20:34,375 --> 00:20:40,375 Because my new step-Momalus was looking out for me! 452 00:20:45,083 --> 00:20:48,417 I never thought I'd say this about a monster, but... 453 00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:50,000 Shh. Ya don't have to say it. 454 00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:53,208 I feel it, too. Ya know, I... ow! 455 00:20:53,333 --> 00:20:55,000 Go, guys! 456 00:21:01,959 --> 00:21:05,583 Ya know, you guys really have a lousy sense of timing. 457 00:21:05,667 --> 00:21:09,083 Wait, wait, you're all growing. You, oh, oh, great. 458 00:21:09,166 --> 00:21:11,166 Guess he's got nothing to feed on, huh? 459 00:21:11,250 --> 00:21:13,375 Someone lost all their jealousy, didn't they? 460 00:21:13,458 --> 00:21:16,625 Uh-huh. I'm 100% jealousy free. 461 00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:18,375 All right, into the box. 462 00:21:18,458 --> 00:21:21,125 Hang on a second. I'd like a little closure. 463 00:21:22,875 --> 00:21:26,250 So, uh... So, uh, so, I'll see you around, huh? 464 00:21:26,333 --> 00:21:29,083 Actually, I think this might be it. 465 00:21:29,166 --> 00:21:30,375 OK, cool. Well, ya know, 466 00:21:30,458 --> 00:21:31,375 if ya wanna get a hold of me, 467 00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:32,750 ya know, I'm in the box. So... 468 00:21:32,834 --> 00:21:35,333 Hey, wait a minute! 469 00:21:35,458 --> 00:21:37,375 You two were an item? 470 00:21:37,417 --> 00:21:42,041 You, listen to me, buddy, I saw her first! She's mine! 471 00:21:42,750 --> 00:21:44,250 OK, ya know what? 472 00:21:44,333 --> 00:21:46,583 Hey, maybe we should have the wedding, like now. 473 00:21:46,667 --> 00:21:47,834 Right, right now. 474 00:21:47,959 --> 00:21:49,875 Ha ha. Right-ee-o. 475 00:21:49,959 --> 00:21:55,208 Commence the nuptials, baby! 476 00:21:57,667 --> 00:22:00,625 You may kiss the bride. Smooch away! 477 00:22:03,667 --> 00:22:05,250 Off to the honeymoon! 478 00:22:08,083 --> 00:22:10,959 Oh, come here, Dadalus, step-Momalus. 479 00:22:11,041 --> 00:22:15,166 One big happy family... Hmm, what a picture.