[screams]
Oh! Oh, my goodness!
[squeaking]
It's over, Sarah. It's finally over.
[music]
A cab. Come on.
Taxi!
315 Rosebud.
[music]
So, uh, pretty big blaze back there.
What are we going to do, Mark?
We're here.
Try and get some sleep.
Okay.
[TV noise]
Well, well, well, if it ain't Cinderella.
You know what your mother said to me before she died?
Go and get cleaned up and go to bed.
[music]
[sighs] I told you to go to bed.
I'll deal with you then. Now get out of here.
You're pushing it, Sarah.
Uhh!
Sarah!
Let go of him!
[gasping]
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah--
[rumbling]
Aah!
[crying]
Mark, you said it was over!
MAN: I'm afraid the facts speak for themselves,
Ladies and gentlemen,
And she blames it...
A hand that the accused claims
When it very mysteriously
- Killing-- - Objection, your honor!
200 people.
200 human lives.
Objection!
Objection sustained.
Sarah didn't kill anyone, you idiots!
It was the waxworks themselves!
Silly question, but how do you feel?
Look, Sarah, it's gonna work out.
It's got to.
Cabbie, 64 Wargrave Road, please.
Where?
This is the only room we haven't checked.
What are we supposed to be looking for?
I don't know. He just told me to come here if there was ever any trouble.
Good afternoon, Mark.
Always fancied a pair of wings, though.
Hopefully, we did destroy the Waxwork
Well, sort of.
If you two are here,
You may not know it yet, Mark,
- You did? - Yes.
How to get through the secret chamber?
Just follow Alice through the looking glass.
Alice?
Who the hell is Alice?
Through The Looking Glass
A mirror.
I don't see anything.
[rumbling]
Van Helsing?
[muffled scream] [squeaking]
Hey, Sarah, look at this.
What is it?
It's a Cartagrian time door opener.
I'm sorry.
How do you open this thing?
[Click]
Wow. Look at that.
[music]
Look! It even worked here!
Come on!
Mark! Mark!
Sarah!
[squeaking]
MAN: Catch the ball, son.
There you go.
That's it. Come on.
Hi!
Come on. It's time to come home to Mommy.
Come on home, hon.
Come on, honey.
Come on.
It's time to come home to Mommy. Please?
Floudthud]
It's time to come home, Mark.
We did it, Sarah.
We did it!
Sarah? [pounding]
[thunder]
[doors creak]
Baron Von Frankenstein?
Well, I--
[thunder]
And how may I help you, sir?
Elizabeth, please,
go back to your chamber.
Don't be too long, my darling.
Herr Vogel was just leaving.
[doors creak]
It's all right, Henry.
Go with Felix.
Felix?
[growls]
Let gQ!
I saw the way you looked at the baroness.
Let gQ!
Feed him and clean his hay.
[growling]
[growls]
Excuse me?
[growls]
Hey, I know. I know.
Is that what he feeds you?
Slop coming up.
Augh!
[growls]
Okay.
Frankenstein's notebook.
[growls]
[thunder]
[Felix laughs]
Wake up.
Sarah.
- [muffled scream] - Shh! No! No, no, no.
Henry, what are you doing here?
If the baron finds us--
Remember the Waxwork? The court case?
Mark.
What happened?
Where are we?
You believed in all of this.
Come on, let's get back to the 20th century.
But the evidence.
You're serious.
But if you don't like the book idea,
Now come on.
The hallway is the first place I remember appearing.
All I can remember is a falling sensation.
You don't think maybe we should have
Shh.
The time door must be around here somewhere.
Elizabeth?
But, Victor--
You slut!
With Henry Clevell, my best friend!
But with him?
Now just a second here!
I warned you, Baron.
After him!
Open the door, you idiot!
Felix! Unchain the monster!
Sarah!
Sarah, don't let us down.
Elizabeth--
Sarah, there's a time door over--
Mark, look out! Behind you!
Here, I'm gonna show you.
Don't listen to a word I say.
In the wall!
Come on!
Forget about me, you fool!
Did you hear what I said? Kill him!
Are you listening to me, you ugly freak of death?
I made you! I gave you life!
Felix!
Kill him.
Aaaggghhh!
Felix, help me.
[growls]
It's here.
The book.
[growls]
No! No!
Eww!
[crowd approaching]
[growls]
Aah!
[crickets chirping]
Sarah?
Well, Douglas, this is it.
Douglas.
You really are a groover
Come on.
♪ ["Thus Spoke Zarathustra"] X
[machines beeping]
[static]
How about some chicken noodle?
It amazes me how fast these things grow once they hatch.
From an embryo to one of those... things out there
A deserted shuttle lost in space over 200 years ago?
Paughs] Okay.
Hey, let's throw him out there, keep them busy.
Here, little space critters! Here's your food!
[gun cocks] You heard the Captain.
Hey, it was a fucking joke.
Get it?
Let's get 'em.
Shit! We're trapped!
Shuttle still works, right?
- It's coming down! - Go!
C'mon. Faster. Now! Blow it!
Go! Go! Go!
[shoufing]
I got it! I got it!
Come on!
Damn it! It won't latch!
Eat lead, tribble!
Roger, put it on!
Let's blow it!
Whoa!
Let's blow the fucking wall!
[growls]
Come on, let's go!
Hey. Wait up. I'm caught.
Shit! Oh, shit!
[grunts]
[growls]
Help me!
Aah! Aah!
[tapping]
[sighs]
Sarah.
[pounding]
[gasps]
[high-pitched giggling]
[creaking]
Aah!
[pounding stops]
Hello?
[loud noise]
What was that?
Oh, just a show of strength.
Don't be scared, little Eleanor.
You can always come sleep with me.
Gloria, please.
Do you think the machine recorded it?
Right.
Hmm.
Maybe it didn't come close enough.
Douglas.
Douglas!
Check on the girls, will you, please?
Go on. Go on.
Ladies?
[breathing heavily]
[gasps]
Are you okay?
Sure.
Uh, John just wanted me to check on you two.
We're making tea.
One lump or two?
Excuse me?
Sugar .
Oh, nothing. Thank you.
Hello?
[pounding]
Aah!
[pounding stops]
The diamond! Underneath the diamond!
[creaking]
[sobbing]
What's happened?
[creaking]
Who did this?
The girl.
The girl!
This way.
[door creaking]
GIRL: Eleanor.
Eleanor. Come and play.
Hey!
Hey, wait! Where are you going?
Shoo, birdie.
Shoo!
Nice birdie. Ouch!
Back!
[bird screeches]
Ohh. Thank you.
I think we're in big trouble here.
We'll try and find some way to cut you down.
You've always been a good sort.
Hang on. I'm gonna get something. Hang on.
There might be some tools in here.
You know, I'll--
[groans]
Sorry.
That's all right. No harm done.
...I do hate nosebleeds, though.
It's gonna get infected.
That's why this was such a perfect place
So why don't we just read her the committal?
Well...we could...
Well, we could just--
Are you all right?
Yeah.
[music]
That's it!
What?
The diamond underneath the diamond.
You found her, Douglas!
Quickly. Read the body the committal.
I've got a Bible somewhere.
[low-pitched, evil voice] Too late, raw thing.
Douglas, stop her-- him-- it.
[coughs]
Huaahh!
Ahh! Aah! Aahhhhh! Ow!
Quick! Water! Quick! Ho ho ho!
Shh-whom!
Sorry.
It's all right.
Just start reading.
It's almost dawn.
What do I do now?
Page 210, chapter 13, verse 7.
[reading gibberish]
"In sure and certain hope of the resurrection
Read.
Keep reading!
"...ust. The Lord bless her and keep her.
"And be gracious to her.
"The Lord lift up--"
BY Ge0rge, Douglas!
You've done it!
You broke the evil spell.
I have to go.
Where to, Douglas?
You wouldn't understand.
I don't understand.
You'll be all right?
Please take care of him.
Okay.
[engines powering up]
I'm gonna tap into the computer and tell it to self-destruct.
You know, I've been figuring, that meal we ate,
Soup?
[gags]
[gagging]
[coughs]
Ugh.
Are you all right?
I've been looking for you everywhere.
Yes. I'm fine.
Trust me, it wasn't easy.
Have you got the book?
- The book? - Frankenstein's notebook.
- It did? - Yes.
What is it?
Wait until the prosecution gets a load of this.
You can't imagine some of the places I had to lug this thing through.
It's not light, you know.
C'mon. Let's go.
[growls]
FEMALE: The supply will self-destruct in 30 seconds.
16...15...14...13...
...7...6...5...
SARAH: Where are we?
I don't know, but you look stunning.
I'm afraid I've lost the time door opener.
Great!
Then we're never gonna find our way back home.
Why didn't I stay and face up to something for once in my life?
The only thing you would have faced would have been the electric chair.
Sorry.
China told me James, Gemma, they all died in that Waxwork.
Sarah, what happened in the Waxwork was not your fault.
Then I'll be found not guilty.
If the world was fair, yes,
but it isn't.
And face it, Sarah.
[horses approaching]
[horses whinny]
Stop it!
Let her go!
Has Scarabis also taken the one you loved?
- Scarabis? - Yes.
The one they call The Master.
He took my Lenore, you know,
He is the Devil himself.
Where can I find this Scarabis?
The Castle of Poe, a place of much evil.
I must go.
Which way is the castle?
Please, you must tell me.
Go east through the forest.
You will find it.
Thank you.
Boy.
[trumpet fanfare]
Take this.
I have no use for it anymore.
I couldn't.
Strike once for Lenore
and for all the others who have suffered
I will...
I promise.
May God go with you.
[groans]
Paughs]
I'm bored.
So bloody bored.
So tell me.
How do you think I'm going to look on the throne of England?
- Practice. - Practice?
Say, George, "Your Majesty."
Y-Y-You r...
Better.
Yes. What is it?
The Sergeant is here.
What?
Send them in.
Send them in!
What is the meaning of this?
We found her ladyship in the woods, sir.
Is it true, Madeline?
She was with that boy Philip again.
I'm sorry. Forgive me.
L---l---
It's just that tonight is so important.
Do you understand?
Yes, my brother.
Good. Good.
With Philip, you say?
We should have killed that meddling boy a long time ago.
You don't think that they--
[music]
MAN 1: It's nice out today, isn't it?
[men laughing and talking]
So anyway,
MAN 2: Here, give me that.
This better be our last delivery for that bastard before lunch.
" B00! “ Oh!
Ahem.
Well?
Virgin.
That's a relief.
The future Queen of England must be pure.
As a rose, Your Majesty.
Good.
Send her to her quarters.
Paughs]
How many soldiers are there in this place?
Sarah?
Sarah!
Wake up.
They must have drugged you.
Come on. We gotta get you out of here.
This place is like a maze. It's got mirrors everywhere.
This way.
Watch out!
[footsteps approaching]
Come on!
Okay, this way. Come on.
[giggling]
Careful.
[chanfing]
[growling]
[growls]
[chanfing]
[growling]
Sarah.
Huh?
Mark.
How could I forget?
Hmm.
Out! Out! Out!
I have a feeling this Scarabis guy is up to some pretty bizarre stuff.
You should have seen what happened in here while you were out cold.
I wonder if maybe--
[music]
I mean, it's not our problem
Did you know the king is supposed to ask
Fascinating.
Excuse me?
Black Magic.
Now, why would he want to do that?
Mark, it's none of our business.
History has worked itself out without us,
So please, let's just find some kind of evidence
If it isn't Romeo and Juliet.
Let go of him!
And you, my dear,
we really do need to talk.
- But what's that to Mark? - Who?
And be a good girl
then I will make sure that Philip escapes.
Yes. Free.
To a different country, of course.
And don't tell me I'm supposed to trust you.
Do you have a choice?
Your perennial unhappiness for your lover's life.
This nonsense is gonna make me later for dinner.
Hey! Wait! Come back!
They say a man can last five days.
[kiss]
Sweet dreams.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh, great.
His Majesty, the King of all England.
♪ 2 billion bottles of beer on the wall ♪
This is a heavy thing to fly around with.
On my own in what?
Cartagra.
Thank you.
Is there a way back?
Before you do go rushing back to your world, Mark, remember,
I mean, God wants me to be a time warrior?
And Sarah?
What about her?
I think she has too much left to settle in her own world, don't you?
But what--
Well, I have to go now.
What? Sir Wilfred,
Wine! More wine the table 'round!
My liege
Are you all right, Your Majesty?
His Majesty will be fine.
Tsk tsk tsk.
Now, you wouldn't want your boyfriend's death
[shoufing]
Uhh!
[cheering]
Do you guys know how to fight?
Let's go kick some butt!
MAN: What? What'd he say? Kick some what?
In here. In here.
It's probably a fever.
We must keep him away from drafts.
Don't you fools know anything?
Let no one in.
I'll fetch my physician.
Hurry up. Hurry!
[chanfing]
[shoufing]
Be on guard.
Gather up the rest!
So what do you want?
The girl. I just want the girl.
Girl? What girl? This is where the king rests.
He's sick, if it's any of your concern.
Scarabis is trying to impersonate the king.
Just do that for me. Check his room.
All right. All right, I will.
Your Majesty!
Your Majesty.
Danger, eh?
Your Majesty, Scarabis is trying to impersonate--
The boy has done no harm.
Right or wrong, he was only trying to help.
Take him to one of the castle rooms.
Give him some food and drink.
I would like to hear more.
Your crest ring.
What are you talking about?
Tell your men to follow me.
Well, follow him, then! Follow him!
[guards talking]
But-- But...
H-H-Hello?
Now to make sure The Master retains your identity forever.
Mon Dieu!
- Out of my way! - After him!
You all right, Your Majesty?
Yes. Yes.
Who is this brave young man?
He and his friend uncovered Scarabis' plan to take over the throne.
Your Majesty.
Where is Scarabis?
The man I asked you to hold?
Where is he?
Uh...he left.
...could I?
Just tell your men to take the castle.
Do as he says.
Crikey.
And release the prisoners.
They fight for England.
I don't know how to thank you.
No problem.
Hmm.
The Master must have a secret escape somewhere.
QM!
Open the altar.
Aah!
Scarabis, let the girl go.
[punches landing]
Mark.
Mark, speak to me.
Get away from that idiot.
My future wife kneels to nobody.
Future what?
I'm your sister.
But when I became king,
And together, we'd have had pure, beautiful children
Does this mean you don't love me?
This does throw a different light on the situation.
George.
Kill the bitch.
Totally.
Come on!
Uhh!
I'm okay.
Uhh!
One thing before I kill you.
Which village would breed such idiotic, futile persistence?
- America. - Of course.
Is that north or south of London?
- It's the future. - Kind of west.
Then let's hope no other of your fellow villagers dare venture east.
You ain't seen nothing yet.
To the death.
Ooh! Ah.
[grunts]
Huh?
[growls]
Who the hell are they?
Whoever they are, they're bad.
[singing, indistinct]
[giggles]
[woman screams]
[old-timey music]
MAN: The monster! Run!
Aah!
Ohm
[roars]
Oh, no!
They say that the moment of death...
...is more pleasurable...
...than the most intense orgasm imaginable.
Do you like to be kissed when you release?
[thud] Uhh!
Now I'm gonna bleed you like a pig.
[growls]
- Mark, are you all right? - I think so.
Mark, we have to get out of this hell.
I want to, but I don't know how.
Watch out! The pods are hatching!
See? It's just opening the time doors that float around Cartagra,
[music]
Well, the raven said--
Sir Wilfred told me to...
Said the Red Queen. It's another line from--
This could be our last chance to get back to our own world.
Thank you.
For what? For getting you into this mess?
For everything. I mean it.
It's working! Come on!
[growls]
Go, damn you! Go!
Come on!
What happened?
I don't know!
Maybe it can only take one of us.
No! We go together or nothing!
Forget whatever I said before.
Mark, no!
I love you, Sarah.
Mark?
Mark, where are you?
[squeaking]
[soft music]
And with this new evidence,
One can no longer think
The accused was responsible for any of the events
Has the jury reached a decision?
MAN: Yes, we have, Your Honor.
Ms. Sarah Brightman?
I'm James Westbourne, Westbourne Delivery Service.
We're the oldest delivery company in the world.
Now this letter has been at our company
Well, guess I've done my part.
[reporters talking, indistinct]
Sarah, what are you going to do now?
I'm going back.
♪ Be it fact or fiction, you face confliction ♪
♪ Waxes, taxes ♪