大家好 Hey. Hi. How are you?
原创翻译 双语字幕
看看前情回顾吧 Let's catch up.
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到目前为止 我遇到了一个跟踪狂 So far, I've met a stalker,
差一点被一位女性亲了 almost got kissed by a lady,
加入了一个邪教 joined a sort of cult,
翻译 吃冰棒 苏葵 王木木 泡芙527
让自己丑态百出 别管坠楼的死者 tripped my butt off, ignored falling bodies,
哭过 当上了菜鸟侦探 cried, became a junior detective,
翻译 屯栗子 1.0 Lynn_宁 胖酸奶
疯狂迷上了一个人 got a mad crush,
被一个过气电视明星大改造 got made over by an ex-TV star,
进行了几次糟心的约会 哭得更惨 went on some awful dates, cried some more,
校对 小酸奶
被炒鱿鱼 被揍 got fired, got hit...
时间轴 Jenny 等啊等
心碎 got my heart broken,
看了黄片顿悟了人生 watched porn and had an epiphany.
后期 吉吉
但现在事情的走向会变得非常诡异 But now things were going to get really weird.
总监 小酸奶
看过斯特拉·克罗斯的黄片没 Yo, you ever seen a Stella Cross porno?
她年纪都和我爸一样大了 She's as old as my dad,
但她年轻的时候 性感得要命 but man, back in the day? Wow. Smokin'.
我想在网上找点更多她的片 I tried to find more of her stuff online,
但都在付费专区 骗钱的人渣 but it's all behind a paywall, you know? Price-jackin' scum.
所以要把黄片都存在硬盘上 That's why you gotta keep all your porn on a hard drive.
-说得好 -我称之为"精子库" - There you go. - I call it the "Spank bank."
不好意思 你有什么事吗 Ex-- Excuse me, but, uh, can I help you?
-我来帮你 宝贝 -瞧瞧 - I'll help you, baby. - Hey, man. Look. Look.
抱歉 小姐 但是这里 I'm sorry, miss, but there
有新规矩 女性不得... are new rules about women being in the--
闭嘴吧 让这位女士表达自我 Shut up, man! Let the lady express herself.
给我们看看你的咪咪 宝贝 Show us your tits, baby!
看看这里 一直有人看着我们呢 真的 Yo, check this out. We got eyes on us at all times. For real.
如果这样的视频被散播出去... If shit like this gets viral--
-闭嘴吧 -没人会发到网上去的 - Shut up, man! - Nobody posts it!
脱光 宝贝 来吧 Get naked, baby, come on!
使劲扭 宝贝 Grind it, baby!
这里是怎么回事 约翰 What in the hell's going on here, John?
不 No!!!
看着点路 Hey, watch where you're goin'.
你说什么 Excuse me?
算了 死肥婆 Whatever, fat bitch.
-李子 亲爱的 -你好 - Plum. Baby girl! - Hi!
李子 你没事吧 Oh, Plum! You OK?
-我挺好的 -确定 - I'm great, yeah. - You sure?
真的 我真的挺好的 I am. I'm really great.
好吧 很高兴见到你 All right. It's good to see you.
你看了这个没 You catchin' this?
他们现在开始炸小孩了 They're blowin' up kids now.
人体炸弹嫌疑人名叫菲欧娜·翠斯 ..Suspected suicide bomber's name is Fiona Trace,
博塔大学的人体炸弹
是博塔大学的大二学生 a sophomore here at Botha University.
附近的目击者... Witnesses near th--
收到消息 I'm getting word
已有十人死亡 包括该名人体炸弹 the death toll stands at ten, including the bomber.
-这个世界真是... -好好被震撼了一下 - The world's just... - Gettin' a good shake.
什么 What?
好好被震撼了一下 Getting a good shake?
是吧 Kind of, yeah.
你怎么了 What the hell is that?
这个世界就像个做噩梦的孩子 Like the world's a kid having a nightmare?
还挺恰当的 That's kind of apt, actually.
你穿的这是什么 W-What-- What are you wearing?
这是什么 钟琴大宅的制服 What is this, the Glockenspiel House uniform?
卡拉培给的 -不是 Calliope. No.
你看起来像个怪兽高贵娃娃 Well, you look like a Monster High doll.
谢谢 Thank you.
那是我人生中最漫长的一个星期 That was, like, the longest week of my life.
本 要不你去给我们倒几杯咖啡来 Ben, why don't you go get us a couple of coffees?
-好吗 -好的 - All right? - OK.
谢谢 Thank you.
能给我一杯巧克力奶昔吗 Actually, can I get a chocolate shake?
还要一个金枪鱼三明治 加薯条 And a tuna melt. With fries.
-凯蒂 -莫尼科 - Kitty! - Monique.
洁米 凯西 Oh, Jamie! Abra!
好久不见 It's been too long.
看 Look.
听说现在斯彭斯的青少年人手一本这个 I'm told all the teenagers at Spence are carrying one of these.
或许雏菊花环可以效仿 Maybe it's a trend for Daisy Chain.
算了 你现在有更重要的事要处理 Never mind. You've moved on to more important things.
斯坦利给她升了职 Stanley gave her a promotion.
太棒了 Fabulous!
一切都很突然 It's been a whirlwind.
原谅我 我应该打电话告诉你们的 I'm-- Forgive me. I owe you both phone calls.
我们准备随便吃点什么 要不你也来吧 We're going for a quick bite. Why don't you join us?
我很想去 但是我有个会要开 I'd kill to... but I have a meeting.
真不巧 Too bad.
明天汤姆·福德的晚宴你回来吧 But I will see you at the Tom Ford dinner tomorrow?
为男孩女孩俱乐部举办的 For the Boys and Girls Club.
洁米 Jamie.
凯蒂 这不是针对你本人 Kitty, it was nothing personal.
完全不是 我们真的很纠结要不要邀请你 Not at all. We really struggled about whether to include you.
虽然有人反对 但我们还是觉得最好还是 But with the controversy, we just felt that it was better--
十分理解 代我向斯坦利问好 Totally get it. Give my best to Stanley.
一定 Absolutely.
-这是不是有点过分 -拜托 - That seemed excessive. - Please.
这毒蛇是自找的 That viper has had it coming for a very long time.
而且大家都知道她根本没有升职 And everybody knows it wasn't a promotion.
是的 会在街道的西侧 Yeah, gonna be on the east side of the street...
你明天有空吗 Do I have you through tomorrow?
我希望你这么问是想约我出去 I hope you're asking because you're about to proposition me.
因为我的答案是"也许" Because the answer is "Maybe."
受宠若惊 我是想说这个可怜的小镇 I'm flattered. I was going to say a town this grim
禁不起失去它的橄榄球队 can't afford to lose its football team.
橄榄球是这里唯一的希望 It's the only thing they live for.
我们不从这个角度报道 That is the wrong angle.
让福克斯去报道橄榄球的事 Let Fox make this about football.
我们要关注珍妮弗 This is about Jennifer.
她是如何渗透到校园中 How it's infiltrating campuses now...
如何扭曲年轻人的思想 warping young minds.
-怎么了 -我只是有些好奇 - What? - I'm-- I'm just catchin' up.
这些吃的 你的新造型 还有奶昔 The food, the look, the shake.
没什么 It's nothin'.
你就问问我最近过得如何吧 Just ask me what's going on with me.
为什么我有点不敢问呢 Why am I afraid to?
因为的确发生了可怕的事 Because it's scary.
但确实发生了 But something's happened.
不可思议的事情 Something incredible.
我想告诉我最好的朋友 I want to share it with my best friend.
好吧 Ok.
这个我能接受 That, I can handle.
好的 Ok.
好了 让我从头说起 All right. So, let me back up.
-多米尼克 -他来这里找过你 - Dominic. - He came here looking for you.
猜到了 去他的 Figures. Screw him.
-猜猜我发现了什么 -什么 - Guess what I found out. - What?
他结婚了 He's married.
而且他不再是个警探 而是为凯蒂工作 And he's not a detective anymore. He works for Kitty.
-卧槽 -没错 狗娘养的骗子 - Holy sh-- - Yeah. Lying scumbag,
和其他男人一副德性 just like the rest of 'em.
但随便了 But whatever.
这不重要 It's not important.
那天当我到卡拉培大宅时 整个人都崩溃了 So when I got to Calliope House, I was broken.
我的心 我的身体 我的头脑 You know, my heart, my body, my mind.
如果我还有力气 我可能会自杀 If I had more energy, I would have considered suicide.
-李子 -但是 别急 - Plum. - But wait.
听我说完 Just wait.
维雷娜带我去了房子的地下室 So Verena takes me to this place she's got in the basement,
就像 就像一个修道院之类的地方 like--it's like, I don't-- like a monastery or something.
我不知道 一切都很昏暗 I don't know. It's bleak.
但那里有一个房间 But there's this room,
艺术房间 令人毛骨悚然的艺术 and it's art, terrifying art,
当我终于太过绝望而进入那个房间时 but finally I'm so desperate that I go in there,
-里面在放黄片 -什么 - and it's porn. - What?
没错 直播黄网的视频 Yeah. There's a live feed from Porn Hub or something,
我能看到世界上所有人看到的黄片 and I can watch what everyone in the whole world is watching.
简直太糟糕了 荒谬至极 And it's awful. Hideous.
比如 女人给男人吹箫吹到吐 Like, women blowing men until they puke,
男人勒住女人脖子 两男上一女 and men strangling women, women taking two--
-我明白了 -我看得直想吐 - I get the picture. - So I feel like I want to throw up.
我在想 她们为什么给我看这些 Like, why are they showing me this, you know?
然后我 And then I--
醍醐灌顶了 It clicks. Why.
这些被殴打 被欺负 All these women getting beaten and screwed
被凌辱的女人 她们都是我 and humiliated-- they're me.
她们也都是艾丽西亚 But they're also Alicia...
我内心的那个苗条女人 my thin woman within.
她们看上去与艾丽西亚一模一样 They look just like Alicia.
苗条 活泼 They're thin and perky
美艳动人 and glossy.
但为了什么 And for what?
她们被勒住脖子 They get strangled.
被侵犯 被杀害 Violated. Killed.
根本没有安全之地 你明白吗 There is no there there, you know?
我在试着跟上你的节奏 I-- I'm tryin' to follow.
我可以努力一辈子 I could work my whole life
成为某人的女神 to be someone's ideal,
讨人喜爱 to be lovable to someone,
但即使我做到了 我也依然不安全 and even if I get there, I'm still not safe.
假设我减肥成功 做了手术 Say I lose the weight, get the surgeries,
可以穿进世上所有的小号衣服 I fit in with all the perfect size twos of the world.
我所做的不过是 All I've done is turned
把自己变成了侵略者更好的猎物 myself into better fodder for the predators.
我这一辈子都在试图把自己变成更好的猎物 All my life I've been trying to turn myself into better prey!
-天哪 -对吧 简直不可思议 - Jesus Christ. - Right? Incredible!
李子 你得离那些人远点 Plum, you need to stay away from those people.
维雷娜 所有人 她们对你没好处 Verena, all of 'em. It's not safe for you.
好吧 我知道这听上去有点疯狂 All right, OK, I know-- I know it sounds a little crazy.
有点疯狂 简直是丧心病狂 A little crazy? It's alarming crazy.
减肥会让你成为更好的猎物 Losing weight will turn you into better prey?
你怎么不想想肥胖会害死你呢 How about staying fat will kill you?
你说什么 Excuse me?
听着 李子 我爱你 Look, Plum, I love you.
但我要说些逆耳忠言了 But I'm gonna go hard here.
你这样不健康 你的身体不好 You are not healthy. You are not well.
我都不记得有多少次 I can't tell you how many times
见你气喘吁吁地走进这里 you have walked in here and huffed and puffed,
我很害怕你会犯心脏病 and I was terrified that you
会突发心脏病 死在我的店里 were gonna have a heart attack and die on my floor.
我很健康 I am healthy.
宝贝 拜托了 别这样 好吗 Listen, baby, please, don't do that, OK?
我只是想告诉你 你需要... What I am trying to say is that I think you need to--
不 我知道你想说什么 No, I get-- I get what you're trying to say.
在有黄片放映室的地下室吗 Look... A basement with a porn room?
她们在拉你入教 就像"基地"组织一样 They're recruiting you. That's straight-up Al Qaeda.
下一步呢 炸死无辜的橄榄球运动员吗 What's next, blowing up innocent football players?
-别说了 -不是所有女人都是受害者 - That's enough. - You know not all women are victims.
不是所有女人都是猎物 Not all women are prey.
-你怎么知道 -我怎么知道吗 - How would you know? - How?!
我是一个来自南方的黑人同志 李子 I'm a gay black man from the South, Plum.
你是以直男身份被人接受的 Who passes as straight.
你为了逃避搬来纽约 Who's moved to New York to escape the most of it.
我们不能这样玩 We're not gonna play that game.
我们不能比谁是最惨的 We're not gonna play who's the most oppressed.
不行吗 No? No.
那游戏结束 肥胖女人赢了 Well, game over. Fat woman wins!
我不能被接受 我无处可逃 I can't pass. There's nowhere I can go to escape.
在工作中 在家里 在公交车上 Not work, not home, not the bus,
甚至在我自己该死的脑子里都不能被接受 not even inside my own damn head.
我不是说你没有受到压迫 I'm not saying you're not oppressed.
-你有 -你很清楚我经历了什么 - You are-- - You known damn well what I've gone through.
我是说你无法对我感同身受 And I'm saying you cannot understand what it's like to be me.
你无法对任何女人感同身受 Or any woman.
我们在哪里都不安全 We are not safe. Anywhere!
只要我喜欢我的身体 And if I like this body,
我就要这样随心所欲地生活 I'm gonna live in it as long as I want to.
我不在乎它是否会吓到你 I don't care if it scares you.
吓到我吗 Scares me?
我是因为你被吓到 因为你的健康 It scares me for you. Your health.
我的健康是我自己的事 My health is my own damn business!
-李子 -别碰我 - Hey, Plum-- - Get your hands off me.
快醒醒 Wake up.
一个女孩炸死了一只足球队 A girl blew up a football team.
-还有她自己 -什么 - And herself. - What?
你不能再待在这里 You can't stay here anymore.
等等 谁炸了什么 back up. Who blew up what?
一个女大学生在胸前捆着炸弹 Some coed walked into a locker room
走进了运动员的更衣室 with a bomb strapped to her chest.
你为什么在躲藏 Why are you hiding?
我不知道她们要干什么 我不知道 I didn't know what they were gonna do. I didn't.
那钱不是用来杀人的 The money wasn't for killing people.
那宣言就像是你曾经写给我的长篇大论 That manifesto was like every screed you ever wrote me.
就像是你把你的大学日记剪切粘贴一样 It was like you cut and pasted your college journals.
我和那宣言没关系 I had nothing to do with the manifesto.
我们提供的帮助本该是去找律师 Our help was supposed to go to lawyers.
为强奸幸存者提出集体诉讼 A class action suit for rape survivors.
军队的那些女人 Military women.
她们的确提出了诉讼 And it did.
但后来没有下文了 Until it didn't.
我从丽塔的网络日志发现了她在一个小镇 I found Leeta in some farm town, through her vlog.
那是什么 What is that?
-什么是博客 -视频博客 - What's a vlog? - Video blog?
天呐 你不与时俱进 Jesus Christ, how are you gonna change the world
要怎么改变世界 when you don't even live in it?
还是你有专门的人负责这些吗 Or do you have people for that, too?
你能别讽刺我了吗 Could we do this without you attacking me?
丽塔曾经在一个诊所 Leeta was working in a clinic
和军队强奸受害者一起工作 with military rape victims.
我正在寻找一些需要支持的不同群体 I was looking for something different to support.
她非常有说服力 She was compelling.
她说的事业和那些女性 都很正义凛然 The cause, the women-- all of it was righteous.
你是知道的 她在你手下干活 You knew. She worked for you.
我把她从奇科引诱来当实习生 做好事 I lured her from Chico to be an intern, to do good works.
她说那笔钱在律师那里 She said the money was with the lawyers.
没有用在其他地方 Nothing about anything else.
她知道我会阻止她 如果她... She knew I would have stopped her if she--
你会阻止她吗 真的吗 You would have stopped her? Really?
用你偏激的想法吗 With your radical ideas?
你那些狠毒 以牙还牙的想法吗 Your poisonous, eye-for-an-eye ideas?!
-所有女性都在说复仇 -我没有 - Every women talks about revenge-- - I don't!
-这会导致混乱 -扯淡 - It leads to anarchy! - Bullshit!
别在我面前道貌岸然 圣人维雷娜 Don't get sanctimonious with me, Saint Verena.
我说过 暴力... Violence--I have said this--
暴力永远不是解决办法 violence is never the answer!
对一个富有的白人女性来说也许不是 Maybe not for a rich white woman!
那对富有的黑人女性来说呢 What about for rich black women?
我是黑人 我也很愤怒 I'm black. And I'm angry.
但我仍然知道不应该杀人 But I still know you shouldn't kill people.
然而... 看看你做了什么 And yet... look what you did.
菲奥娜有点... Fiona was...
停药了似的奇怪 kinda off-your-meds strange.
我不记得 I don't exactly remember
她具体是什么时候开始来参加DAS会议 when she started coming to the DAS meetings.
"反叛姐妹联盟" 是我们的组织 Dissident-Ass Sisters. It's our group.
她有提到过那个橄榄球队吗 Did she ever talk about the football team?
我有三个哥哥 我喜欢男人 I have three brothers. And I love men.
我有个父亲 两个爷爷 一个男朋友 I have a father, two grandfathers, and a boyfriend.
这有关系吗 What does that have to do with anything?
我妈妈说我们在律师到场前 Well, my mom said we should get lawyers
不应该跟任何人说话 before we talk to anyone.
但我们不是坏人 But we're not the bad guys here.
我会接受采访 I'll go on the record.
好 杰拉尔德 麻烦... OK. Gerald. Can I--?
很好 Great.
-马上就好 -准备好了吗 - Just a second. - OK?
博塔大学发生的炸弹袭击 令人悲痛 I'm speaking with senior Luca Tacara
就此我们访问了大四学生卢卡·塔卡拉 about the tragic bombing at Botha University.
卢卡 你们的小组是怎么成立的 Luca, tell me how the group started.
我是时尚设计专业的 I'm a fashion and design major,
我也打长曲棍球 but I also play lacrosse.
成立这个组是因为学校让我们把场地 The group started when the school took our field away
让给橄榄球队 他们想再要块场地练习 because the football team wanted a second field for drills.
有匿名的线人透露说珍妮弗启发了你 An unnamed source told me Jennifer inspired you.
是真的吗 Is that true?
算是吧 有谁不知道她们呢 sort of. I mean, who isn't talking about them?
有人说我们应该表明立场 Someone said we should paper the boys' locker room
在男生的更衣室外贴上《宣言》 with those manifestos, to make a point.
你们照做了吗 Did you do that?
没有 这不是我们的风格 No! That wasn't our style.
你们的异见小组 The dissident group,
有人和珍妮弗有直接联系吗 did they have direct contact with Jennifer?
菲奥娜有没有说过珍妮弗指令她做事 Did Fiona say they'd directed her to do something?
我们都不喜欢菲奥娜 We didn't even like Fiona.
她就是那种怪女孩 我们争论要不要 She was just some weird girl who ate our food
糕点义卖或抗议游行夺回我们的场地 and listened to us debate whether to have a bake sale
她就只会吃我们的东西 光听着 or a protest to get our field back.
我知道的就这些了 That's all.
谢谢 Thank you.
博塔大学学生中心
好的 Yep.
我烧了点香祛掉了茱莉娅房间里的味儿 I smudged the crap out of Julia's room for you.
上次她住过以后 我烧了鼠尾草祛味 You know I burned a sage the last time Julia left the house?
她留的味儿像大麻一样 Lady leaves fumes around here like weed.
你怎么看 是我错了吗 What do you think? Am I wrong?
你俩一定大吵了一架吧 Must have been a helluva fight you two had.
我都没听你问过这个问题 I don't think I've ever heard you ask that.
-你还好吧 -不好 - You OK? - No.
你有事要跟我们说吗 Anything you want to talk about?
没有 No.
-该死 -我来 - Damn it! - Here. Let me--
不需要 I don't need your help!
小点声儿 宝贝 Inside voice, doll.
对不起 Sorry.
我就是恨你 I just hate you.
恨你 恨史蒂文 恨所有人 I hate you, I hate Steven, I hate everybody.
恨我恨所有人 恨 I hate hating everybody, I hate--
我就是想暴食一顿 或是回去睡觉 I just want to eat everything in sight, or...go back to bed.
或是吃吃吃 吃完睡 Or both. Eat, then bed.
或是跟我聊聊 Or we could talk.
行啊 Fine!
好吧 Fine.
想要改变很难 Change is hard.
所以很多人不去改变 That's why most people don't do it.
-但很值得 -当真 - But it's worth it. - Promise?
我保证 I guarantee it, actually.
我感觉无法控制我的能量 I just feel like I can't regulate my energy.
就是 前一秒还很嗨 Like, one minute I'm high,
下一秒就丧到谷底 and the next I'm, like, on the ground.
我在看关于躁郁症的东西 I was reading about bipolar disorder--
你没有躁郁症 You do not have bipolar disorder.
你有的是感觉 What you have is feelings.
我讨厌有感觉 Well, I hate that.
说真的 我懂 Seriously, I get it.
跟我说说嗨的时候是什么感觉 Tell me what it's like when you're feeling high.
感觉我只有16岁 like I'm sixteen.
还没人告诉我 我很糟 Nobody's ever told me I suck.
感觉我欲火焚身放荡无畏 Like I'm wild and horny
一切都好极了 and everything is awesome.
懂了 跌入谷底的感觉呢 Got it. And when you're on the floor?
开始我 我会很愤怒 Well, first I-- I'm furious,
生所有人的气 this rage ball, at everyone--
除了我自己 这点以前倒是没有过 except me, which is new--
很好 你进步了 That's great. That's progress.
可能吧 I guess so.
感觉很糟糕 Feels crappy.
你刚刚说一开始你很愤怒 You said "First" You're furious,
然后跌落谷底 and then you're on the floor.
瘫软 精疲力尽 Pancaked. Like, completely exhausted.
你说的这些都很正常 Everything you're telling me is so normal.
你并没有迅速顿悟 You don't have a huge personal epiphany
然后瞬间变了个人 你是一步步醒悟了 and then change overnight; you build on that epiphany.
但是有时候前进一步又会后退一步 But sometimes it's one step forward, one step back.
-我也恨这样 -我知道 - I also hate that. - I know.
你刚说恨史蒂文 为什么 You said you hated Steven. Did something happen?
天呐 你耳朵总这么尖吗 Boy, do you ever turn off your listening ears?
最近没 整个世界太 Not lately. The world feels too...
危险 Unsafe?
让你不得不高度戒备 Like you have to be on high alert?
我想说的是 What I m-meant to say
你一说话 is that when you are talking,
我就会认真听 my listening ears are on.
一直都是 Always.
说说史蒂文 Steven?
史蒂文 Steven.
我觉得史蒂文不喜欢现在的我 I don't think Steven likes the new me.
他说他担心我的健康 He says he's worried about my health.
-你的健康 -他害怕我会死掉 - Your health. - He's afraid I might die.
他说我气喘吁吁的 He said I huffed and puffed.
我其实也在想他说的对不对 Part of me wonders if he's right.
就是 我现在感觉还行 但是 Like, I feel fine now, but...
如果我只是拒绝认清现实呢 what if I'm in denial?
你信任我吗 Do you trust me?
当然 Yeah.
相信 I do.
我保证 这些感觉不会害了你 I promise you these feelings aren't gonna kill you.
放松点 它们会平复下去的 Just be easy on yourself. They'll settle down.
在此同时 And in the meantime,
倾听身体的欲望 接纳它 listen to what your body wants, and have it.
最后所有的 Eventually all the...
冰激凌 玉米片之类的 I don't know, ice cream, Doritos,
"垃圾食品" "bad food,"
你会吃好了 吃够了 you'll get full, you'll have enough.
身体会找寻到幸福的平衡的 Your body will find its happy balance.
真是独特的见解 What a concept.
我本想说 如果你想回家 也可以 I wanted to say, if you want to go home, that's fine,
但是如果你 but if you--
有时候人们喜欢在这里待一阵 Sometimes people like to stay here for a while
慢慢地去适应一下 while they're getting their sea legs.
-我也可以吗 -当然了 - I could do that? - Yeah. Of course.
你不必独自经历这一切 You don't have to go through this alone.
我们可以保持沟通 And we can keep talking.
老天 我又哭了 Jesus, there I go again.
我愿意 I-- I would like that.
但是能不能别每天都聊 Could we maybe not talk every day, though?
会让人压力特别大 This is really intense.
当然 Of course.
或者你也可以跟萨娜待一阵 And maybe spend a little time with Sana.
搞点艺术 玩一玩 Do some art, and play.
试试除了烘焙以外的 Try a hobby outside of baking.
让你不必遵守固定配比的爱好 One where you don't necessarily have to follow the recipe.
埃拉迪奥 给我接斯坦利 Eladio, get Stanley for me.
你的临时秘书呢 Where's your temp?
炒鱿鱼了 他嚼东西声音太大 I fired the temp. He was a loud chewer.
凯蒂 你知道我有新工作了 Kitty, you know I have a new gig.
好吧 Oh, fine.
谁啊 Who's this?
好吧 阿加莎 我需要跟他说几句 Right. Agatha. I need to speak to him.
不行 我不能在汤姆·福特晚宴上和他说 No, I can't talk to him at the Tom Ford dinner.
让他给我回电话 Have him call me back.
这顶怎么样 How about this one?
好了 Got it.
这个要花多久 How long will it take?
我可以加急 我有个亲戚在车管所工作 I can expedite it. I got a cousin who works at the DMV.
手续费额外多300 Three hundred extra.
你这个亲戚找得开大票吗 Does this cousin make changes?
不能用百元大钞 太容易追踪了 No hundreds. Too easy to track.
你不能来这 还打扮的像我婶婶罗莎一样 You can't be here. Especially looking like my tia Rosa.
她在凯马特超市上班 She works at K-Mart.
放轻松 Relax.
他们以为我是送货员大婶呢 They thought I was the delivery tia.
想着你可能会想吃这些食物 Figured you could use the food.
好吧 走的时候把它带回去 Well, take it back after you leave.
我不喜欢吃无酵脆饼 I'm not a fan of flatbread crackers.
我是想不引人注目 不是这副衰样 I'm going for anonymous, not haggard.
我跟你说了 有事给我发短信 I told you to text if you need anything.
凯蒂只要觉得烦就跳脚 Kitty's been popping by whenever she's bored,
而她无时无刻都烦 which is all the time.
这种怎么发短信 I couldn't text this.
老天 Jesus.
那我应该怎么处理这个 What am I supposed to do with this?
采取你觉得必要的手段 Whatever you need.
我可能会不在 I just may not be around.
我带来了蓝莓松饼 I come bearing blueberry muffins.
是吗 感觉如何 Yeah? How are you feeling?
好多了 Better.
相反的状态 It's inverse states.
是一样的 但又有不同 It's the same, but different.
很棒 It's incredible.
怎么 What?
你不介意吗 You don't mind?
我盯着你 Me looking at you?
如果你给我一个松饼我就不计较 Not if you give me a muffin.
拜托 我给他们打了四次电话了 Oh, come on! I've called them four times.
这是他们第一次给我回电 This is the first time they called me back,
结果我的手机没有响 and my phone doesn't ring.
蠢医生 我想要 Stupid doctor. I'm trying
取消手术 把我的手术费拿回来 to cancel my surgery and get my deposit back.
很大一笔钱 差不多一万元 It's a lot of money. It's like $10,000.
维雷娜不是给了你两万吗 Didn't Verena give you like 20 grand?
对 我给他们付了一半 Yeah, I gave them half of it.
现在我不想做手术了 Now I don't want the surgery,
各种账单没付 也没有工作 and I have all my bills and no job.
那你应该亲自去问他们要回来 Maybe you should go there and ask for it back.
或许吧 Maybe I should.
维雷娜说我应该试试艺术疗法 Verena says I should try art therapy.
她把这个叫艺术疗法吗 She called it that?
不是 她说你应该帮我发掘一个新爱好 Well, no, she said maybe you should help me find a new hobby.
是一样的 但又有不同 对吧 But same difference, right?
你想试试艺术方面的吗 Do you want to try art?
我不知道 I don't know.
你看着的确有点焦躁不安 Well, you do seem kind of...restless.
我不知道自己是谁 I don't know what I am.
我知道 I do.
什么 What?
影子吗 Oh, a shadow?
人吗 身体吗 A human? A body?
之前的我的影子吗 A shadow of my former self?
影子狗狗吗 A shadow puppet?
等等 Wait.
怎么了 What?
等等 别动 别动 Oh, wait, don't move. Don't move.
你在这里了 You're here now.
你想加点什么吗 Do you want to add something?
我要把我的钱拿回来 I'm gonna get my money back.
-《雏菊花环》 -天呐 - Daisy Chain? - Jesus.
那不是奥斯汀最大胆的杂志吗 Isn't that one of Austen's daring magazines
就是把珍妮弗放在封面的那个杂志 that put Jennifer on the cover?
那一期我们的销量是多少来着 How many copies of that issue did we sell?
我欠你一通电话 I owe you a phone call.
你欠我一艘巨型游轮 你为什么在看我的杂志 You owe me a giant yacht. Why are you reading my magazine?
我们没法决定出接替你的人 Well, we can't decide on your replacement,
如果你一定要知道的话 if you have to know.
我在试图破译出你的秘制酱汁 I'm trying to decipher your special sauce.
秘制酱汁就在这儿啊 The special sauce is right here.
我都无聊哭了 I'm bored to tears.
无聊到都来这儿和你聊天了 So bored that I walked here to talk to you.
我还走的楼梯 I took the stairs.
你走楼梯是为了避开我的助手 凯蒂 You took the stairs to avoid my assistant, Kitty.
我没办法让你回来 你搞砸了 亲爱的 I cannot take you back. You blew it, honey.
行了吧 Oh, come on!
这又不难 This isn't rocket surgery.
发布一份新闻稿 Put out a press release
就说我是去治疗过度劳累了 saying that I sought treatment for exhaustion.
或者是去塞多纳治疗阿片成瘾 Or in Sedona for opioid addiction.
-之类的 -不行 不行 - Something. - No. No.
你知道我们所有的电脑都被黑了吗 You know all our computers were hacked?
我雇了一名前警察 他说是珍妮弗干的 I hired an ex-cop, who said it was Jennifer.
-他们什么都知道 -你现在才告诉我吗 - They know everything. - You're just telling me this now?
好吧 我是领导 Well, I'm on top of it.
但是你认为他们如果发现你堵住了 But how do you think they would react
奥斯汀唯一一名女主编的嘴 when they find out that you silenced
他们会作何反应 the only woman editor at Austen.
而且还是她们的同盟 An ally, no less.
你知道吗 You know what?
我... I...
不害怕她们 am not afraid of them.
-也不怕你 -斯坦利 你把我弄疼... - Or you. - Stanley, you're hurt--
尤其不怕你 Especially not you.
好吗 Ok?
现在我已经切掉了所有的脂肪 Now that I've trimmed all the fat,
然后我要把这些切成大概一英寸的厚片 I'm gonna cut some slices about a half-inch thick...
只有母羊 才能梳理母羊
谢谢 下一个 Thank you. Next.
你好 我是李子 艾丽西亚·凯特尔 Hi, I'm Plum-- Uh, Alicia Kettle.
我需要取消我的手术 I need to cancel my surgery,
而且我想让押金退回到卡上 and I'd like the deposit credited back to my card.
请问是什么手术呢 Which surgery is this?
胃旁路术 Um, gastric bypass.
全封手术 The full stapling.
对 我找到你了 Yes, I found you.
你想要取消 不是改期吗 And you want to cancel, not reschedule?
对 我来这儿是因为我想要回我的押金 Yeah, I'm here because I need the deposit back.
你确定吗 Are you sure?
我们不退还非医疗类取消的押金 We don't refund deposits on non-medical cancelations.
公司政策 Office policy.
不好意思 那医疗类取消是什么 I'm sorry. Medical cancelations?
怀孕 死亡 Pregnancy. Death.
某些类型的瘫痪 Some types of paralysis.
所以你在跟我说 So you're telling me that
医生因为我不再想做胃旁路手术 the doctor gets to keep $10,000 of my money
就拿了我的一万美元吗 because I no longer want to have gastric bypass?
一种很危险甚至有潜在致命危险的手术 A surgery which is dangerous and potentially lethal?
我知道这很让人恼火 但合同里就是这么写的 I know it's upsetting, but it's in the contract.
而且大部分手术都很安全有效 And most surgeries are safe and effective.
等到它不安全 你就死了 Oh, until it's not and you die.
-艾丽西亚 -是李子 - Alicia. - Plum.
李子 Plum.
我知道手术很可怕 I know surgery is scary,
但是不要放弃你自己 but don't give up on yourself.
我没有要放弃什么 I'm not giving up on anything.
我在给我自己一个机会 I'm giving myself a chance.
我告诉自己那只不过是钱 I told myself it was just money.
就当那是为自由付出的代价 It was the price to pay for freedom.
但是那个女人看我的眼神 But it was the way that woman looked at me--
像是看一个迷失的灵魂 一个傻子 like a lost soul, like a chump.
准备好改变 变得快乐了吗
我想尖叫 我想反击 I wanted to scream. I wanted to fight.
被爱着
女士 Hey, lady!
你被捕了 You're under arrest.
那个警察为什么要用枪指着我 How was it OK for that cop to pull a gun on me?
你当时正在犯一起重罪 You were in the act of committing a felony.
他担心自己的生命 He was in fear for his life.
拜托 Oh, come on.
你画的这个形象 是什么标记吗 This image you drew. Was it a signal?
你是在为珍妮弗标记这栋楼吗 Were you marking the building for Jennifer?
真是疯了 That's crazy.
-不 -你似乎很生气 你在生谁的气 - No! - You seem angry. Who are you angry at?
那个从我这偷走一万块的骗子医生... That scam doctor who stole ten grand from me...
还有他愚蠢的以为我否认 and his stupid secretary who thinks I'm in denial
-还是什么的助理 -所以你想报复他们 - or something. - So you wanted to get back at them.
我不知道 只是一时冲动 I don't know, it was an impulse.
是重罪吗 真的吗 It's a felony? Really?
最高要在监狱服刑四年 Up to four years in prison.
不好意思 Excuse me.
好了 可以走了 OK. Free to go.
你兄弟嘴真大 That brotherhood of yours has a big mouth.
我能自己处理 I can handle myself.
我搞清楚你给我的图片里的人是谁了 OK, I figured out who's in that picture you gave me.
很好 你就想和我说这个 案子 Oh, good. That's what you want to talk about, the case?
是啊 天 就没有人 Yeah? Christ, don't any of you people
在乎有人要死了吗 care that people are dyin' here?
每天都有人死 大多数是女人 People die every day. Women, mostly.
-还有孩子 -不 但现在什么事都政治化了 - And children. - Not true. But everything's political now.
醒醒吧 一直都是政治化的 Wake up. It's always been political.
维雷娜和朱莉娅有过一段 Verena and Julia have a history together.
我不想听 I don't want to hear it.
如果她们互相认识 If they knew each other,
-那意味着什么... -我不在乎那意味着什么 - what that means-- ‭- I don't care what it means!
可能是我们寻找的联系 It could be the connection we're lookin' for.
你在寻找的联系 The connection you're looking for.
我想告诉你些事情 I'm tryin' to tell you something.
-我刚刚被逮捕了 -是我把你弄出来了 - I just got arrested! - And I am the one that just got you off!
我还在生你的气 Well, I'm still pissed at you!
好 你想我怎样 OK, what do you want me to do?
不知道 I don't know.
怎么 那两个中年女权人士互相认识 What? The two middle-aged feminists know each other.
你很惊讶吗 Does that surprise you?
我不惊讶 It doesn't surprise me.
至少她们是诚实和尊重地对待我的 At least they treated me with honesty and respect.
她们没有想操控我这个孤独的胖女人 They didn't try to manipulate the lonely fat chick.
再给我一次机会 好吗 Just give me another chance, all right?
这是个好的开始 对吗 This is a good start, huh?
你有麻烦 我帮你解决了 You're in trouble, I got you off.
百分之百的干净 不留案底 好吗 Look. One hundred percent clean, all right?
那晚我在你家 The night that I was in your place--
天 Oh, my God.
我只是想告诉你 OK. I'm just trying to tell you something.
什么 我让你想成为更好的人 What? I make you want to be a better man?
你查过我了 You went through my files!
不 我没有 感觉不太对 所以我让别人做了 No, I didn't. It didn't seem right, so I had a guy do it.
但他什么都没查到 But he didn't find anything.
你真是个垃圾 What a piece of shit you are.
我无法停止想你 I can't stop thinkin' about you.
人才 Figures.
有什么消息吗 Anything?
药剂师不能说太多 The pharmacist couldn't say much.
-她想... -所以... - She wanted to. - So...?
她告诉我如果我和菲奥娜的父母谈 She told me if I spoke to Fiona's parents
让他们知道她还有一大堆处方在等着 to let them know she had a bunch of prescriptions waiting.
那种处方... The kind of prescriptions that...
错过是很危险的 would be dangerous to miss.
"停药了似的奇怪" "Off-her-meds strange."
可能还是个山寨珍妮弗 Could still be a Jennifer copycat.
或者... Or...
有人推测 Some have speculated
这是个关于山寨珍妮弗的故事 that this is the story of a Jennifer copycat--
一个被剥夺权利的女孩 a disenfranchised girl
通过上网变得越来越激进 driven to radicalization through online sites.
也许就是这样的 And maybe it is.
但更可能 But more likely,
这只是个毫无意义的悲剧 this is just the tragic, senseless story
一个有心理健康问题的女孩 of a girl with mental health issues
一时冲动的故事 who slipped through the cracks.
进了监狱和被上一个喜欢过的人 After jail and fresh wrenching violation
对我说"无法停止想我"而重伤后 by the ex-crush who now "Couldn't stop thinking" About me,
我受够了 I was done. Fried.
是时候放一些抚慰性的视频 Ready to space out on soothing videos of frosting
倾倒丝绸什么的 pouring like silk onto anything.
-天 -哪个坏男人死了 - Good lord. - Which awful man is dead now?
不是 网上的人因为这个疯了都... No. People are going nuts online for this--
我今天做了个艺术品 So I made some art today...
这些人 这个女孩 and these people, this girl,
"你被爱着 我们能把这句话印在T恤上吗" "You are truly loved. Can we put this on t-shirts?"
我很强大 我被爱着 I am strong, I am loved
太美了 你太棒了 很喜欢 你被爱着 我们能把这句话印在T恤上吗 我把这个做成了迷因 你这个胖子 恶心的人 没人会爱你
看 Look at that.
"我把这个做成了表情" 有人把我做成了表情 "I made this into a meme!" Somebody memed me!
看下一个 Oop. Skip the next one.
"你这个胖子 恶心的人 "You're fat. You're gross.
没人会爱你" No one will ever love you."
-弱爆了 我能接受 -李子 - Weak sauce. I can take it. - Plum...
"有多少人是因为他们看起来像你而死的 "How many people died because they look like you?
你应该..." You should be--"
删了他们 Just delete them.
从你的手机和脑子里都删掉 On your phone and in your head.
听起来像是我会和凯蒂女孩们说的话 Sounds like what I'd say to Kitty's Girls.
也许我应该看看我自己的建议 Maybe I should look up my own advice
在我寻找我的声音的时候 while I'm finding my voice.
但那就是你的声音 李子 你的 But that is your voice, Plum. You own it.
我借给了一个80斤重的女巫 I rented it to a 90-pound witch.
那就驱逐她 So evict her ass.
这是你自己的声音 这能改变世界 It's your one voice, and it can change the world.
你在展示你自己 被爱 You're showing yourself. Loved.
看看造成怎样的轰动 And look what a stir it caused.
你应该感到自豪 You should be proud.
伟大的人不总是被人喜爱的 Nobody truly remarkable is universally liked.
相信我 从来不是 Trust me. They never are.
你看上去真是一团糟 You look like hell.
谢了 Thanks.
要薯条吗 You want a fry?
真可惜冷得这么快 A shame they get cold so fast.
那么 So...?
朱莉娅·史密斯 不是她的真名 Julia Smith. That's not her name.
-那真名呢 -我还在查 - What is it? - I'm still workin' on that.
我还需要一千 好让我的人... I'm gonna need another thousand so that my guy can--
你知道我怎么想的吗 这不是我的鸭子和瓶子 You know what I think on that one? Not my duck, not my bottle.
什么 Excuse me?
我刚出来工作时有个导师 I had this mentor when I was coming up,
当时我以为我会成为一名记者 back when I thought I was gonna be a journalist.
她告诉我 She told me this:
一个僧侣给他弟子一只装在瓶子里的鸭子 A monk gives his disciple a live duck in a glass bottle.
僧侣离开了 回来后 Monk goes away, comes back.
信徒一脸绝望 他做不到 The disciple's in despair. He can't do it.
僧侣又离开了 回来后 Monk goes away. Comes back.
鸭子还在瓶子里 The duck is still in the bottle.
信徒想死 The disciple wants to die.
僧侣又离开了 回来后 Monk goes away, comes back.
这次 信徒很开心 This time the disciple is full of joy.
唱着歌 跳着舞 Dancing, singing.
僧侣看到鸭子还在瓶子里 Monk sees duck is still in bottle.
他问"你学到了什么 孩子" He says, "What have you learned, son?"
信徒说"这不是我的鸭子 不是我的瓶子" Disciple says, "Not my duck, not my bottle."
真的吗 Really.
所以你不想找到朱莉娅 So you don't want to find Julia...
查清楚奥斯汀是不是珍妮弗的下一个目标吗 see if Austen's not next on Jennifer's list?
不想 联调局在查了 我们还有保安 No. The FBI is on it, and we have security.
我曾经是警察 I was a cop.
保安是笨到连面试都过不了的警察 Security guards are cops too dumb to pass the written.
你真想把你的人生交给那群蠢蛋吗 You really want those folks responsible for your life?
我们的保安部长有私人飞机 我没事 Well, our head of security has his own private jet. I'm fine.
他还给了我一份 And he was good enough to get me
关于你的有趣档案 a fascinating file on you.
你过得这么辛苦 All that trouble on the force
尽管你的老丈人就是警察局长吗 even when your father-in-law is the chief of police?
别把他 或者她 牵扯进来 Don't bring him, or her, into this.
停职呢 And what about that suspension?
你的强制性心理辅导 资源辞职 Your mandatory counseling, voluntary resignation?
还有你糟糕的经济状况 And what about your dire financial situation?
完全过不下去了吧 Couldn't keep it together, huh, Dom?
这只是表象 That's not the whole story.
不 从来都只是表象 No. It never is.
但是人们只在意表象 But it's the only one people care about.
我真是搞不懂你 You know, I can't figure you out.
谢谢 Thank you.
还有 "你想做正确的事"就算了吧 Oh, and forget "You want to do what's right."
我想什么时候给任何人什么情报都行 I will give our intel to who I want, when I want.
我付了钱 欢迎来到私人行业 I paid for it. Welcome to the private sector.
再说 我知道你喜欢扮演英雄 And besides, I know you love to play the hero,
不过看看你的下场 but look where that got you.
再来一份 Let me get another one.
我为你申请了奥斯汀保安部门的职业 Oh, and I'm having you assigned to Austen's security department.
是吗 尽管我很佩服 Yeah? Well, despite my high regard
那些夜校退校生 for those night school rejects,
还是谢谢你了 no, thank you.
我还给你申了15000的津贴 I've approved a $15,000 bonus for you.
不过这不算津贴 But it's not a bonus.
-那是什么 -秘密 - Then what is it? - Secret.
因为你要帮我扳倒斯坦利 'Cause you're gonna help me bring Stanley down.
15000能给你不少喘息空间了吧 $15,000 would give you a lot of breathing room, no?
让你能摆脱我这样的贱人 Get you away from bitches like me.
行头不错 妈妈给你的吗 Nice wig. You get that from Mom?
-个性不错 -别说了 - Nice personality. - Stop it.
够了 集中注意力 Come on. Enough. Focus.
看最新新闻了吗 她们杀了一支橄榄球队的队员 You see the latest? They killed a football team.
-还没确定 -我们该怎么办 - That's not confirmed. - What are we gonna do?
做我们一直该做的事 What we should have done all along.
我们要阻止这些贱人 We're gonna stop those bitches.
维雷娜的二号丈夫对我说的话很土 What Verena's husband #2 said to me was corny--
"一个声音能改变世界" "One voice can change the world."
但我想相信 我们不是都想吗 But I wanted to believe. Don't we all?
也许一直以来第一步都是要确认什么才是我的声音 Maybe the first step was claiming what was my voice all along.
我的 Mine.
所欲我用了凯蒂女孩们的邮箱 So I used the emails for Kitty's Girls.
亲爱的凯蒂女孩 Dear Kitty's Girls...
我叫李子 My name is Plum,
你们一直以来都是在和我写信 and you've been writing to me all along.
我和凯蒂·蒙哥马利一直在骗你们 Me and Kitty Montgomery have been lying to you.
我很胖 我不想再沉寂下去了 I'm fat as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore.