1 00:00:48,380 --> 00:00:51,716 - Hi Honey. - Hi mom. 2 00:00:53,718 --> 00:00:56,721 You feeling any better? 3 00:00:56,721 --> 00:00:59,057 A little bit. 4 00:00:59,057 --> 00:01:00,391 Guess what. 5 00:01:00,391 --> 00:01:01,726 What? 6 00:01:01,726 --> 00:01:03,394 Grandfather's here. 7 00:01:03,394 --> 00:01:06,731 Mom, can't you tell him that I'm sick? 8 00:01:06,731 --> 00:01:10,734 You're sick, that's why he's here. 9 00:01:10,734 --> 00:01:13,737 He'll pinch my cheek. I hate that. 10 00:01:13,737 --> 00:01:16,573 Maybe he won't. 11 00:01:17,241 --> 00:01:20,410 Hey! How's the sickie? Heh? 12 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:25,749 I think I'll leave you two pals alone. 13 00:01:25,749 --> 00:01:28,418 - I brought you a special present. - What is it? 14 00:01:28,418 --> 00:01:30,754 Open it up. 15 00:01:35,258 --> 00:01:36,801 A book?! 16 00:01:36,801 --> 00:01:40,638 That's right. When I was your age, television was called books. 17 00:01:40,638 --> 00:01:43,474 And this is a special book. 18 00:01:43,474 --> 00:01:46,811 It was the book my father used to read to me when I was sick, 19 00:01:46,811 --> 00:01:49,480 and I used to read it to your father. 20 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:52,149 And today, I'm gonna read it to you. 21 00:01:52,149 --> 00:01:53,776 Has it got any sports in it? 22 00:01:53,776 --> 00:01:59,281 Are you kidding? Fencing. Fighting. Torture. Revenge. 23 00:01:59,281 --> 00:02:02,784 Giants. Monsters. Chases. Escapes. 24 00:02:02,784 --> 00:02:05,454 True love. Miracles. 25 00:02:05,454 --> 00:02:09,291 It doesn't sound too bad. I'll try and stay awake. 26 00:02:09,291 --> 00:02:13,044 Oh. Well, thank you very much. Very nice of you. 27 00:02:13,044 --> 00:02:18,466 Your vote of confidence is overwhelming. All right. 28 00:02:19,801 --> 00:02:24,138 "The Princess Bride", by S. Morgenstern. 29 00:02:24,138 --> 00:02:27,141 Chapter One. 30 00:02:27,141 --> 00:02:31,729 Buttercup was raised on a small farm in the country of Florin. 31 00:02:31,729 --> 00:02:34,648 Her favorite pastimes were riding her horse 32 00:02:34,648 --> 00:02:37,443 and tormenting the farm boy that worked there. 33 00:02:37,443 --> 00:02:41,863 His name was Westley, but she never called him that. 34 00:02:41,863 --> 00:02:44,408 Isn't that a wonderful beginning? 35 00:02:44,408 --> 00:02:47,244 Yeah. It's really good. 36 00:02:47,244 --> 00:02:52,165 Nothing gave Buttercup as much pleasure as ordering Westley around. 37 00:02:52,165 --> 00:02:55,335 Farm boy. Polish my horse's saddle. 38 00:02:55,335 --> 00:02:58,421 I want to see my face shining in it by morning. 39 00:02:58,421 --> 00:03:01,799 As you wish. 40 00:03:03,092 --> 00:03:07,471 "As you wish" was all he ever said to her. 41 00:03:08,889 --> 00:03:13,477 Farm Boy. Fill these with water -- 42 00:03:13,477 --> 00:03:15,729 please. 43 00:03:15,729 --> 00:03:20,192 As you wish. 44 00:03:21,652 --> 00:03:25,322 That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying, "As you wish," 45 00:03:25,322 --> 00:03:30,785 what he meant was, "I love you." 46 00:03:30,785 --> 00:03:37,584 And even more amazing was the day she realized she truly loved him back. 47 00:03:37,584 --> 00:03:42,547 Farm Boy, 48 00:03:44,215 --> 00:03:47,551 fetch me that pitcher. 49 00:04:01,565 --> 00:04:04,901 As you wish. 50 00:04:13,410 --> 00:04:15,286 Hold it, hold it. 51 00:04:15,286 --> 00:04:21,042 What is this? Are you trying to trick me? Where's the sports? 52 00:04:21,042 --> 00:04:23,085 Is this a kissing book? 53 00:04:23,085 --> 00:04:24,503 Wait, just wait. 54 00:04:24,503 --> 00:04:26,881 When it gets good? 55 00:04:26,881 --> 00:04:30,134 Keep your shirt on. Let me read. 56 00:04:30,134 --> 00:04:32,469 Westley had no money for marriage. 57 00:04:32,469 --> 00:04:34,888 So he packed his few belongings and left the farm 58 00:04:34,888 --> 00:04:37,182 to seek his fortune across the sea. 59 00:04:37,182 --> 00:04:39,893 It was a very emotional time for Buttercup. 60 00:04:39,893 --> 00:04:42,896 I don't believe this. 61 00:04:43,313 --> 00:04:46,650 I fear I'll never see you again. 62 00:04:46,650 --> 00:04:48,985 Of course you will. 63 00:04:48,985 --> 00:04:54,115 But what if something happens to you? 64 00:04:54,115 --> 00:04:57,660 Hear this now: 65 00:04:57,660 --> 00:05:01,122 I will always come for you. 66 00:05:01,122 --> 00:05:03,833 But how can you be sure? 67 00:05:03,833 --> 00:05:07,503 This is true love. 68 00:05:07,503 --> 00:05:12,633 You think this happens every day? 69 00:05:21,266 --> 00:05:24,227 Westley didn't reach his destination. 70 00:05:24,227 --> 00:05:27,564 His ship was attacked by the Dread Pirate Roberts, 71 00:05:27,564 --> 00:05:29,858 who never left captives alive. 72 00:05:29,858 --> 00:05:32,277 When Buttercup got the news that Westley was murdered, 73 00:05:32,277 --> 00:05:34,571 Murdered by pirates is good. 74 00:05:34,571 --> 00:05:37,407 She went into her room and shut the door. 75 00:05:37,407 --> 00:05:40,785 And for days, she neither slept nor ate. 76 00:05:40,785 --> 00:05:43,955 I will never love again. 77 00:05:48,709 --> 00:05:49,627 Five years later, 78 00:05:49,627 --> 00:05:53,130 the main square of Florin City was filled as never before 79 00:05:53,130 --> 00:05:57,801 to hear the announcement of the great prince Humperdinck's bride-to-be. 80 00:06:07,102 --> 00:06:09,187 My people! 81 00:06:09,187 --> 00:06:15,068 A month from now, our country will have its 500th anniversary. 82 00:06:15,068 --> 00:06:22,992 On that sundown, I shall marry a lady who was once a commoner like yourselves, 83 00:06:22,992 --> 00:06:28,914 but perhaps you will not find her common now. 84 00:06:28,914 --> 00:06:32,793 - Would you like to meet her? - Yes! 85 00:06:32,793 --> 00:06:37,673 My people - the princess Buttercup! 86 00:06:59,360 --> 00:07:02,697 Buttercup's emptiness consumed her. 87 00:07:02,697 --> 00:07:06,867 Although the law of the land gave Humperdinck the right to choose his bride, 88 00:07:06,867 --> 00:07:09,703 she did not love him. 89 00:07:14,083 --> 00:07:18,212 Despite Humperdinck's reassurance that she would grow to love him, 90 00:07:18,212 --> 00:07:22,049 the only joy she found was in her daily ride. 91 00:07:34,561 --> 00:07:37,063 A word, my lady? 92 00:07:37,063 --> 00:07:41,192 We are but poor, lost circus performers. 93 00:07:41,192 --> 00:07:43,694 Is there a village nearby? 94 00:07:43,694 --> 00:07:47,615 There is nothing nearby. Not for miles. 95 00:07:47,615 --> 00:07:50,367 Then there will be no one to hear you scream. 96 00:07:57,708 --> 00:07:58,876 What is that you're ripping? 97 00:07:58,876 --> 00:08:02,337 It's fabric from the uniform of an Army officer of Guilder. 98 00:08:02,337 --> 00:08:04,089 Who's Guilder? 99 00:08:04,089 --> 00:08:09,344 The country across the sea. The sworn enemy of Florin. Go! 100 00:08:09,344 --> 00:08:13,098 Once the horse reaches the castle, the fabric will make the prince suspect 101 00:08:13,098 --> 00:08:15,475 the Guilderians have abducted his love. 102 00:08:15,475 --> 00:08:18,269 When he finds her body dead on the Guilder frontier, 103 00:08:18,269 --> 00:08:20,730 his suspicions will be totally confirmed. 104 00:08:20,730 --> 00:08:23,649 You never said anything about killing anyone. 105 00:08:23,649 --> 00:08:26,152 I've hired you to help me start a war. 106 00:08:26,152 --> 00:08:30,948 It's a prestigious line of work with a long and glorious tradition. 107 00:08:30,948 --> 00:08:34,201 I just don't think it's right, killing an innocent girl. 108 00:08:34,201 --> 00:08:39,581 Am I going mad or did the word "think" escape your lips? 109 00:08:39,581 --> 00:08:43,460 You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass. 110 00:08:43,460 --> 00:08:45,462 I agree with Fezzik. 111 00:08:45,462 --> 00:08:47,422 Oh! The sot has spoken. 112 00:08:47,422 --> 00:08:50,383 What happens to her is not truly your concern. 113 00:08:50,383 --> 00:08:52,427 I will kill her. 114 00:08:52,427 --> 00:08:54,012 And remember this - never forget this - 115 00:08:54,012 --> 00:08:55,763 when I found you, 116 00:08:55,763 --> 00:08:59,267 you were so slobbering drunk you couldn't buy brandy. 117 00:08:59,267 --> 00:09:05,231 And you - friendless, brainless, helpless, hopeless, 118 00:09:05,231 --> 00:09:08,275 Do you want me to send you back to where you were, 119 00:09:08,275 --> 00:09:11,278 unemployed in Greenland? 120 00:09:24,458 --> 00:09:29,796 That Vizzini, he can fuss. 121 00:09:29,796 --> 00:09:34,634 Fuss... fuss... I think he likes to scream at us. 122 00:09:34,634 --> 00:09:37,971 Probably he means no harm. 123 00:09:39,639 --> 00:09:43,476 He's really very short on charm. 124 00:09:43,476 --> 00:09:46,520 Oh, you've a great gift for rhyme. 125 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:48,147 Yes, some of the time. 126 00:09:48,147 --> 00:09:50,232 Enough of that! 127 00:09:50,232 --> 00:09:52,693 Fezzik, are there rocks ahead? 128 00:09:52,693 --> 00:09:55,654 If there are, we'll all be dead. 129 00:09:55,654 --> 00:09:57,781 No more rhymes now, I mean it. 130 00:09:57,781 --> 00:10:00,826 Anybody want a peanut? 131 00:10:09,376 --> 00:10:13,046 We'll reach the Cliffs by dawn. 132 00:10:13,046 --> 00:10:15,381 Why are you doing that? 133 00:10:15,381 --> 00:10:17,091 Making sure nobody's following us. 134 00:10:17,091 --> 00:10:19,260 That would be inconceivable. 135 00:10:19,260 --> 00:10:22,513 Despite what you think, you will be caught. 136 00:10:26,350 --> 00:10:28,853 Of all the necks on this boat, Highness, 137 00:10:28,853 --> 00:10:32,189 the one you should be worrying about is your own. 138 00:10:36,402 --> 00:10:40,197 Stop doing that. We can all relax, it's almost over. 139 00:10:40,197 --> 00:10:41,782 You're sure nobody's following us? 140 00:10:41,782 --> 00:10:47,871 As I told you, it would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways, inconceivable. 141 00:10:47,871 --> 00:10:49,873 No one in Guilder knows what we've done. 142 00:10:49,873 --> 00:10:53,209 And no one in Florin could have gotten here so fast. 143 00:10:55,211 --> 00:10:58,214 Out of curiosity, why do you ask? 144 00:10:58,214 --> 00:11:01,551 No reason. It's only, I just happened to look behind us, and something is there. 145 00:11:01,551 --> 00:11:02,885 What?! 146 00:11:10,851 --> 00:11:15,189 Probably some local fisherman out for a pleasure cruise at night, 147 00:11:15,189 --> 00:11:17,524 through eel-infested waters... 148 00:11:19,860 --> 00:11:21,862 Go in, get after her! 149 00:11:21,862 --> 00:11:23,905 I don't swim. 150 00:11:23,905 --> 00:11:26,408 I only dog paddle. 151 00:11:26,908 --> 00:11:30,578 Veer left. 152 00:11:31,705 --> 00:11:33,915 Left. Left! 153 00:11:40,339 --> 00:11:47,339 Do you know what that sound is, Highness? Those are the Shrieking Eels. 154 00:11:47,928 --> 00:11:50,264 if you dont believe me, just wait. 155 00:11:50,264 --> 00:11:54,852 They always grow louder when they're about to feed on human flesh. 156 00:11:58,647 --> 00:12:03,777 If you swim back now, I promise, no harm will come to you. 157 00:12:03,777 --> 00:12:07,781 I doubt you will get such an offer from the eels. 158 00:12:15,914 --> 00:12:18,916 She doesn't get eaten by the eels at this time. 159 00:12:18,916 --> 00:12:20,543 What? 160 00:12:20,543 --> 00:12:22,670 The eel doesn't get her. 161 00:12:22,670 --> 00:12:26,257 I'm explaining to you because you look nervous. 162 00:12:26,257 --> 00:12:28,592 I wasn't nervous. 163 00:12:29,885 --> 00:12:34,181 Well, maybe I was a little bit concerned. But that's not the same thing. 164 00:12:34,181 --> 00:12:36,558 Because I can stop now if you want. 165 00:12:36,558 --> 00:12:41,688 No. You could read a little bit more... if you want. 166 00:12:41,688 --> 00:12:46,776 Do you know what that sound is, Highness? Those are the Shrieking Eels. 167 00:12:46,776 --> 00:12:51,364 We're past that, Grandpa. You read it already. 168 00:12:51,364 --> 00:12:55,869 Oh. Oh my goodness, I did. I'm sorry. Beg your pardon. 169 00:12:55,869 --> 00:12:59,831 All right, let's see. She was in the water, the eel was coming after her. 170 00:12:59,831 --> 00:13:02,834 She was frightened. The eel started to charge her. And then - 171 00:13:06,003 --> 00:13:08,339 Put her down. Just put her down. 172 00:13:13,135 --> 00:13:15,012 I think he's getting closer. 173 00:13:15,012 --> 00:13:18,348 He's no concern of ours. Sail on! 174 00:13:18,348 --> 00:13:21,184 I suppose you think you're brave, don't you? 175 00:13:21,184 --> 00:13:23,979 Only compared to some. 176 00:13:29,067 --> 00:13:31,403 Look! He's right on top of us. 177 00:13:31,403 --> 00:13:34,489 I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using. 178 00:13:34,489 --> 00:13:37,200 Whoever he is, he's too late -- 179 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:39,160 see? 180 00:13:40,203 --> 00:13:43,164 The Cliffs of Insanity. 181 00:13:43,164 --> 00:13:46,709 Hurry up. Move the thing... 182 00:13:46,709 --> 00:13:49,670 that other thing. 183 00:13:50,671 --> 00:13:52,339 Move it! 184 00:13:57,010 --> 00:13:58,345 We're safe. 185 00:13:58,345 --> 00:14:00,681 Only Fezzik is strong enough to go up our way, 186 00:14:00,681 --> 00:14:04,684 he'll have to sail around for hours 'til he finds a harbor. 187 00:14:48,435 --> 00:14:52,731 He's climbing the rope. And he's gaining on us. 188 00:14:52,731 --> 00:14:55,733 Inconceivable! 189 00:14:56,734 --> 00:14:57,944 Faster! 190 00:14:57,944 --> 00:15:00,279 I thought I was going faster. 191 00:15:00,279 --> 00:15:04,075 You were supposed to be this colossus. You were this great, legendary thing. 192 00:15:04,075 --> 00:15:06,410 And yet he gains. 193 00:15:06,410 --> 00:15:09,955 Well, I'm carrying three people. And he got only himself. 194 00:15:09,955 --> 00:15:11,081 I do not accept excuses, 195 00:15:11,081 --> 00:15:13,626 I'm just going to have to find myself a new giant, that's all. 196 00:15:13,626 --> 00:15:16,587 Don't say that, Vizzini. Please. 197 00:15:21,383 --> 00:15:24,428 Did I make it clear that your job is at stake? 198 00:16:26,404 --> 00:16:30,366 He has very good arms. 199 00:16:30,366 --> 00:16:34,036 He didn't fall? Inconceivable! 200 00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:35,829 You keep using that word. 201 00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:40,167 I do not think it means what you think it means. 202 00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:43,003 My God! He's climbing. 203 00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:45,172 Whoever he is, he's obviously seen us with the princess, 204 00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:47,841 and must therefore die. You, carry her. 205 00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:49,801 We'll head straight for the Guilder frontier. 206 00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:51,469 Catch up when he's dead. 207 00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:55,098 If he falls - fine. If not - the sword. 208 00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:56,724 I'm going to duel him left-handed. 209 00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:58,476 You know what a hurry we're in! 210 00:16:58,476 --> 00:17:00,978 It's the only way I can be satisfied. 211 00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:03,814 If I use my right, it'll be over too quickly. 212 00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:06,651 Oh, have it your way. 213 00:17:12,948 --> 00:17:17,536 You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted. 214 00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:20,831 I'm waiting! 215 00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:35,512 Hello there. 216 00:17:37,472 --> 00:17:39,724 Slow going? 217 00:17:39,724 --> 00:17:42,935 Look, I don't mean to be rude, but this is not as easy as it looks, 218 00:17:42,935 --> 00:17:45,479 So I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't distract me. 219 00:17:45,479 --> 00:17:47,690 - Sorry. - Thank you. 220 00:17:57,157 --> 00:17:59,493 I do not suppose you could speed things up? 221 00:17:59,493 --> 00:18:03,997 If you're in such a hurry, you could lower a rope, or a tree branch, 222 00:18:03,997 --> 00:18:05,874 or find something useful to do. 223 00:18:05,874 --> 00:18:07,876 I could do that. 224 00:18:07,876 --> 00:18:10,211 In fact, I've got some rope up here. 225 00:18:10,211 --> 00:18:12,464 But I do not think that you will accept my help, 226 00:18:12,464 --> 00:18:15,175 since I am only waiting around to kill you. 227 00:18:15,175 --> 00:18:18,553 That does put a damper on our relationship. 228 00:18:18,553 --> 00:18:22,473 But I promise I will not kill you until you reach the top. 229 00:18:22,473 --> 00:18:26,727 That's very comforting. But I'm afraid you'll just have to wait. 230 00:18:26,727 --> 00:18:29,063 I hate waiting. 231 00:18:29,063 --> 00:18:31,190 I could give you my word as a Spaniard. 232 00:18:31,190 --> 00:18:35,402 No good. I've known too many Spaniards. 233 00:18:35,402 --> 00:18:37,446 You don't know any way you'll trust me? 234 00:18:37,446 --> 00:18:39,865 Nothing comes to mind. 235 00:18:39,865 --> 00:18:43,035 I swear on the soul of my father, Domingo Montoya, 236 00:18:43,035 --> 00:18:48,248 - you will reach the top alive. - Throw me the rope. 237 00:19:17,609 --> 00:19:19,528 Thank you. 238 00:19:19,528 --> 00:19:24,741 - We'll wait until you're ready. - Again. Thank you. 239 00:19:38,129 --> 00:19:41,966 I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance 240 00:19:41,966 --> 00:19:46,345 happen to have six fingers on your right hand? 241 00:19:46,345 --> 00:19:48,973 Do you always begin conversations this way? 242 00:19:48,973 --> 00:19:54,311 My father was slaughtered by a six- fingered man. 243 00:19:58,065 --> 00:20:01,026 He was a great swordmaker, my father. 244 00:20:01,026 --> 00:20:03,987 And when the six-fingered man appeared and requested a special sword, 245 00:20:03,987 --> 00:20:07,240 my father took the job. 246 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:10,994 He slaved a year before he was done. 247 00:20:19,669 --> 00:20:23,047 I have never seen its equal. 248 00:20:23,047 --> 00:20:26,300 The six-fingered man returned and demanded it, 249 00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:30,638 but at one-tenth his promised price. 250 00:20:30,638 --> 00:20:37,102 My father refused. Without a word, the six-fingered man slashed him through the heart. 251 00:20:37,102 --> 00:20:43,400 I loved my father, so, naturally, I challenged his murderer to a duel... 252 00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:46,194 I failed. 253 00:20:46,194 --> 00:20:48,989 The six-fingered man did leave me alive, 254 00:20:48,989 --> 00:20:50,991 but he gave me these. 255 00:20:54,661 --> 00:20:56,661 How old were you? 256 00:20:56,663 --> 00:20:58,998 I was eleven years old. 257 00:20:58,998 --> 00:21:05,755 When I was strong enough, I dedicated my life to the study of fencing. 258 00:21:05,755 --> 00:21:11,594 So the next time we meet, I will not fail. 259 00:21:11,594 --> 00:21:15,264 I will go up to the six-fingered man and say, 260 00:21:15,264 --> 00:21:20,227 Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. 261 00:21:20,227 --> 00:21:25,190 You killed my father. Prepare to die. 262 00:21:26,316 --> 00:21:29,402 You've done nothing but study swordplay? 263 00:21:29,402 --> 00:21:32,405 More pursuit than study lately. 264 00:21:32,405 --> 00:21:34,491 You see, I cannot find him. 265 00:21:34,491 --> 00:21:37,535 It's been twenty years now. I am starting to lose confidence. 266 00:21:37,535 --> 00:21:39,829 I just work for Vizzini to pay the bills. 267 00:21:39,829 --> 00:21:43,040 There's not a lot of money in revenge. 268 00:21:45,167 --> 00:21:47,211 Well, I certainly hope you find him, someday. 269 00:21:47,211 --> 00:21:48,462 You are ready, then? 270 00:21:48,462 --> 00:21:50,548 Whether I am or not, you've been more than fair. 271 00:21:50,548 --> 00:21:53,384 You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you. 272 00:21:53,884 --> 00:21:56,720 You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die. 273 00:21:57,429 --> 00:21:59,056 Begin! 274 00:22:31,420 --> 00:22:33,923 You're using Bonetti's defense against me, ah? 275 00:22:33,923 --> 00:22:37,051 I thought it fitting, considering the rocky terrain. 276 00:22:37,051 --> 00:22:40,596 Naturally, you must expect me to attack with Capo Ferro. 277 00:22:40,596 --> 00:22:44,391 Naturally, but I find Thibault cancels out Capo Ferro, don't you? 278 00:22:44,850 --> 00:22:48,270 Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa, 279 00:22:49,229 --> 00:22:51,106 which I have. 280 00:22:55,735 --> 00:22:57,195 You are wonderful! 281 00:22:57,195 --> 00:22:59,739 Thank you, I've worked hard to become so. 282 00:22:59,739 --> 00:23:01,449 I admit it, you are better than I am. 283 00:23:01,449 --> 00:23:03,284 Then why are you smiling? 284 00:23:03,284 --> 00:23:05,202 Because I know something you don't know. 285 00:23:05,202 --> 00:23:06,787 And what is that? 286 00:23:06,787 --> 00:23:08,789 I am not left-handed. 287 00:23:19,258 --> 00:23:20,676 You're amazing! 288 00:23:20,676 --> 00:23:23,178 I ought to be after twenty years. 289 00:23:23,178 --> 00:23:26,848 - There's something I ought to tell you. - Tell me. 290 00:23:26,848 --> 00:23:28,975 I am not left-handed either. 291 00:23:55,125 --> 00:23:56,794 Who are you?! 292 00:23:56,794 --> 00:23:58,629 No one of consequence. 293 00:23:58,629 --> 00:24:00,047 I must know. 294 00:24:00,047 --> 00:24:02,799 - Get used to disappointment. - Okay. 295 00:24:45,715 --> 00:24:47,884 Kill me quickly. 296 00:24:47,884 --> 00:24:51,221 I would as soon destroy a stained glass window as an artist like yourself. 297 00:24:51,221 --> 00:24:56,517 However, since I can't have you following me either... 298 00:24:58,019 --> 00:25:01,522 Please understand, I hold you in the highest respect. 299 00:25:12,783 --> 00:25:14,743 Inconceivable! 300 00:25:14,743 --> 00:25:16,995 Give her to me. Catch up with us quickly. 301 00:25:16,995 --> 00:25:17,996 What do I do? 302 00:25:17,996 --> 00:25:20,874 Finish him, finish him. Your way. 303 00:25:20,874 --> 00:25:24,586 Oh, good, my way. Thank you, Vizzini. 304 00:25:24,586 --> 00:25:26,588 Which way is my way? 305 00:25:26,588 --> 00:25:29,716 Pick up one of those rocks, get behind the boulder, 306 00:25:29,716 --> 00:25:33,219 in a few minutes, the man in black will come running around the bend. 307 00:25:33,219 --> 00:25:37,557 The minute his head is in view, hit it with the rock! 308 00:25:38,099 --> 00:25:41,894 My way's not very sportsmanlike. 309 00:26:09,879 --> 00:26:14,092 I did that on purpose. I don't have to miss. 310 00:26:14,092 --> 00:26:16,761 I believe you. 311 00:26:16,761 --> 00:26:19,013 So what happens now? 312 00:26:19,013 --> 00:26:22,350 We face each other as God intended: Sportsmanlike. 313 00:26:22,350 --> 00:26:24,727 No tricks, no weapons, 314 00:26:24,727 --> 00:26:27,021 skill against skill alone. 315 00:26:27,021 --> 00:26:30,441 You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, 316 00:26:30,441 --> 00:26:33,444 and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people? 317 00:26:33,444 --> 00:26:35,487 I could kill you now. 318 00:26:35,487 --> 00:26:40,659 Frankly, I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting. 319 00:26:40,659 --> 00:26:43,870 It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. 320 00:26:43,870 --> 00:26:46,957 I don't even exercise. 321 00:27:06,225 --> 00:27:08,769 Look, are you just fiddling around with me or what? 322 00:27:08,769 --> 00:27:11,188 I just want you to feel you're doing well. 323 00:27:11,188 --> 00:27:14,608 I hate for people to die embarrassed. 324 00:27:15,275 --> 00:27:17,945 - You're quick. - And a good thing too. 325 00:27:17,945 --> 00:27:21,907 Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid, or something like that? 326 00:27:21,907 --> 00:27:23,575 Oh no. It's just that they're terribly comfortable. 327 00:27:23,575 --> 00:27:26,495 I think everyone will be wearing them in the future. 328 00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:33,960 I just figured out why you give me so much trouble. 329 00:27:35,086 --> 00:27:37,839 Why is that, do you think? 330 00:27:37,839 --> 00:27:44,053 Well, I haven't fought just one person for so long. 331 00:27:44,053 --> 00:27:47,014 I've been specializing in groups. 332 00:27:47,014 --> 00:27:51,352 Battling gangs for local charities, that kind of thing. 333 00:27:53,020 --> 00:27:56,899 Why should that make such a difference? 334 00:27:56,899 --> 00:28:04,865 Well, you see, you use different moves when you're fighting half a dozen people 335 00:28:04,865 --> 00:28:08,702 than when you only have to be worried about one. 336 00:28:22,548 --> 00:28:25,635 I don't envy you the headache you will have when you awake. 337 00:28:25,635 --> 00:28:30,181 But, in the meantime, rest well... and dream of large women. 338 00:28:47,864 --> 00:28:52,035 There was a mighty duel. 339 00:28:54,370 --> 00:28:56,664 It ranged all over. 340 00:28:56,664 --> 00:28:58,750 They were both masters. 341 00:28:58,750 --> 00:29:01,711 Who won? How did it end? 342 00:29:01,711 --> 00:29:06,299 The loser ran off alone. 343 00:29:06,299 --> 00:29:12,137 The winner followed those footprints toward Guilder! 344 00:29:12,137 --> 00:29:14,598 Shall we track them both? 345 00:29:14,598 --> 00:29:19,019 The loser is nothing. Only the princess matters. 346 00:29:19,019 --> 00:29:22,105 Clearly this was all planned by warriors of Guilder. 347 00:29:22,105 --> 00:29:25,442 We must be ready for whatever lies ahead. 348 00:29:25,442 --> 00:29:26,776 Could this be a trap? 349 00:29:26,776 --> 00:29:29,404 I always think everything could be a trap, 350 00:29:29,404 --> 00:29:31,740 which is why I'm still alive. 351 00:29:41,082 --> 00:29:45,419 So, it is down to you. And it is down to me. 352 00:29:49,215 --> 00:29:53,928 If you wish her dead, by all means keep moving forward. 353 00:29:53,928 --> 00:29:57,097 - Let me explain - There's nothing to explain. 354 00:29:57,097 --> 00:30:00,100 You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen. 355 00:30:00,100 --> 00:30:02,602 Perhaps an arrangement can be reached? 356 00:30:02,602 --> 00:30:06,773 There will be no arrangement and you're killing her! 357 00:30:09,651 --> 00:30:12,320 But if there can be no arrangement, then we are at an impasse. 358 00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:14,239 I'm afraid so. 359 00:30:14,239 --> 00:30:18,826 I can't compete with you physically. And you're no match for my brains. 360 00:30:18,826 --> 00:30:20,370 You're that smart? 361 00:30:20,370 --> 00:30:24,790 Let me put it this way: have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? 362 00:30:24,790 --> 00:30:26,959 - Yes. - Morons. 363 00:30:26,959 --> 00:30:31,797 Really? In that case, I challenge you to a battle of wits. 364 00:30:31,797 --> 00:30:34,216 For the princess? 365 00:30:34,216 --> 00:30:36,635 To the death? 366 00:30:36,635 --> 00:30:38,387 I accept! 367 00:30:38,387 --> 00:30:41,765 Good. Then pour the wine. 368 00:30:55,862 --> 00:31:00,283 Inhale this, but do not touch. 369 00:31:00,283 --> 00:31:01,701 I smell nothing. 370 00:31:01,701 --> 00:31:04,078 What you do not smell is called iocane powder. 371 00:31:04,078 --> 00:31:06,914 It is odorless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in liquid, 372 00:31:06,914 --> 00:31:10,835 and is among the more deadlier poisons known to man. 373 00:31:32,022 --> 00:31:36,359 All right: where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. 374 00:31:36,359 --> 00:31:39,278 It ends when you decide and we both drink, 375 00:31:39,278 --> 00:31:42,907 and find out who is right and who is dead. 376 00:31:42,907 --> 00:31:44,867 But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine 377 00:31:45,826 --> 00:31:48,829 from what I know of you. Are you the sort of man 378 00:31:48,829 --> 00:31:53,459 who would put the poison into his own goblet, or his enemy's? 379 00:31:53,459 --> 00:31:55,961 Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, 380 00:31:55,961 --> 00:31:59,381 because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. 381 00:31:59,381 --> 00:32:00,674 I'm not a great fool, 382 00:32:00,674 --> 00:32:03,802 so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. 383 00:32:03,802 --> 00:32:07,472 But you must have known I was not a great fool. you would have counted on it, 384 00:32:07,472 --> 00:32:09,849 so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me. 385 00:32:10,183 --> 00:32:13,561 - You've made your decision then? - Not remotely. 386 00:32:13,561 --> 00:32:16,940 Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows. 387 00:32:16,940 --> 00:32:19,609 And Australia is entirely peopled with criminals. 388 00:32:19,609 --> 00:32:21,944 And criminals are used to having people not trust them, 389 00:32:21,944 --> 00:32:23,529 as you are not trusted by me. 390 00:32:23,529 --> 00:32:25,948 So I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. 391 00:32:25,948 --> 00:32:28,159 Truly, you have a dizzying intellect. 392 00:32:28,159 --> 00:32:31,203 Wait till I get going! Where was I? 393 00:32:31,203 --> 00:32:32,705 - Australia. - Yes, Australia. 394 00:32:32,705 --> 00:32:36,291 And you must have suspected I would have known the powder's origin, 395 00:32:36,291 --> 00:32:38,627 so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me. 396 00:32:38,627 --> 00:32:42,547 - You're just stalling now. - You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? 397 00:32:42,547 --> 00:32:45,759 You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong. 398 00:32:45,759 --> 00:32:47,594 So, you could have put the poison in your own goblet, 399 00:32:47,594 --> 00:32:49,721 trusting on your strength to save you. 400 00:32:49,721 --> 00:32:52,098 So I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. 401 00:32:52,098 --> 00:32:55,393 But, you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied. 402 00:32:55,393 --> 00:32:58,896 And in studying, you must have learned that man is mortal 403 00:32:58,896 --> 00:33:02,275 so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, 404 00:33:02,275 --> 00:33:05,236 so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me. 405 00:33:05,236 --> 00:33:08,239 You're trying to trick me into giving away something - it won't work. 406 00:33:08,239 --> 00:33:11,575 It has worked -you've given everything away- I know where the poison is. 407 00:33:11,575 --> 00:33:13,202 Then make your choice. 408 00:33:13,202 --> 00:33:16,372 I will. And I choose... What in the world can that be? 409 00:33:16,372 --> 00:33:21,627 What? Where? I don't see anything. 410 00:33:21,627 --> 00:33:25,589 Oh, I could have sworn I saw something. No matter. 411 00:33:27,132 --> 00:33:29,092 What's so funny? 412 00:33:29,092 --> 00:33:32,262 I'll tell you in a minute. First, let's drink: 413 00:33:32,262 --> 00:33:35,598 me from my glass, and you from yours. 414 00:33:49,779 --> 00:33:51,197 You guessed wrong. 415 00:33:51,197 --> 00:33:53,949 You only think I guessed wrong -that's what's so funny! 416 00:33:53,949 --> 00:33:57,745 I switched glasses when your back was turned. You fool! 417 00:33:57,745 --> 00:34:00,038 You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. 418 00:34:00,038 --> 00:34:03,875 The most famous is: "Never get involved in a land war in Asia." 419 00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:06,419 But only slightly less well known is this: 420 00:34:06,419 --> 00:34:10,256 "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line." 421 00:34:25,313 --> 00:34:26,939 Who are you? 422 00:34:26,939 --> 00:34:31,235 I am no one to be trifled with, that is all you ever need know. 423 00:34:31,235 --> 00:34:34,822 To think, all that time it was your cup that was poisoned. 424 00:34:34,822 --> 00:34:37,324 They were both poisoned. 425 00:34:37,324 --> 00:34:41,995 I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder. 426 00:34:44,206 --> 00:34:47,334 Someone has beaten a giant. 427 00:34:48,376 --> 00:34:52,005 There will be great suffering in Guilder if she dies. 428 00:35:07,186 --> 00:35:08,312 Catch your breath. 429 00:35:08,312 --> 00:35:10,231 If you'll release me... 430 00:35:10,231 --> 00:35:13,984 whatever you ask for ransom you'll get it, I promise you... 431 00:35:15,319 --> 00:35:18,322 And what is that worth, the promise of a woman? 432 00:35:18,322 --> 00:35:20,324 You're very funny, Highness. 433 00:35:20,324 --> 00:35:22,200 I was giving you a chance. 434 00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:26,705 No matter where you take me... there's no greater hunter than prince Humperdinck. 435 00:35:26,705 --> 00:35:30,000 He could track a falcon on a cloudy day. He can find you. 436 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,668 You think your dearest love will save you? 437 00:35:31,668 --> 00:35:33,670 I never said he was my dearest love. 438 00:35:33,670 --> 00:35:36,756 And yes, he will save me. That I know. 439 00:35:36,756 --> 00:35:39,759 You admit me you do not love your fiance? 440 00:35:39,759 --> 00:35:41,219 He knows I do not love him. 441 00:35:41,219 --> 00:35:44,347 Are not capable of love is what you mean. 442 00:35:45,723 --> 00:35:49,685 I have loved more deeply than a killer like yourself could ever dream. 443 00:35:52,563 --> 00:35:54,898 That was a warning, Highness. 444 00:35:54,898 --> 00:35:56,525 The next time, my hand flies on its own. 445 00:35:56,525 --> 00:36:00,404 For where I come from, there are penalties when a woman lies. 446 00:36:05,367 --> 00:36:08,745 Iocane. I'd bet my life on it. 447 00:36:08,745 --> 00:36:11,122 And there are the princess's footprints. 448 00:36:11,122 --> 00:36:14,876 She is alive... or was, an hour ago. 449 00:36:14,876 --> 00:36:19,088 If she is otherwise when I find her, I shall be very put out. 450 00:36:25,303 --> 00:36:27,138 Rest, Highness. 451 00:36:27,138 --> 00:36:28,347 I know who you are, 452 00:36:28,347 --> 00:36:30,558 your cruelty reveals everything. 453 00:36:30,558 --> 00:36:32,935 You're the dread pirate Roberts. Admit it! 454 00:36:32,935 --> 00:36:36,355 With pride. What can I do for you? 455 00:36:36,355 --> 00:36:39,733 You can die slowly cut into a thousand pieces. 456 00:36:41,026 --> 00:36:45,864 Hardly complimentary, your Highness. Why loose your venom on me? 457 00:36:45,864 --> 00:36:48,325 You killed my love. 458 00:36:48,325 --> 00:36:52,078 It's possible. I kill a lot of people. 459 00:36:52,746 --> 00:36:54,747 Who was this love of yours? 460 00:36:54,747 --> 00:36:59,627 Another prince, like this one, ugly, rich, and scabby? 461 00:36:59,627 --> 00:37:06,050 No. A farm boy. Poor. Poor and perfect. 462 00:37:06,050 --> 00:37:09,428 With eyes like the sea after a storm. 463 00:37:11,764 --> 00:37:14,099 On the high seas, your ship attacked, 464 00:37:14,099 --> 00:37:16,477 and the dread pirate Roberts never takes prisoners. 465 00:37:16,477 --> 00:37:18,270 I can't afford to make exceptions. 466 00:37:18,270 --> 00:37:20,105 I mean once word leaks out that a pirate has gone soft, 467 00:37:20,105 --> 00:37:23,608 people begin to disobey you, and then it's nothing but work, work, work, all the time. 468 00:37:23,608 --> 00:37:25,277 You mock my pain! 469 00:37:25,277 --> 00:37:27,988 Life is pain, Highness. 470 00:37:27,988 --> 00:37:32,450 Anyone who says differently is selling something. 471 00:37:34,119 --> 00:37:38,164 I remember this farm boy of yours, I think. 472 00:37:38,164 --> 00:37:41,250 This would be, what, five years ago? 473 00:37:41,250 --> 00:37:43,711 Does it bother you to hear? 474 00:37:43,711 --> 00:37:46,422 Nothing you can say will upset me. 475 00:37:46,422 --> 00:37:50,259 He died well, that should please you. 476 00:37:50,259 --> 00:37:53,887 No bribe attempts or blubbering. 477 00:37:53,887 --> 00:37:57,015 He simply said: "Please." 478 00:37:57,015 --> 00:37:59,810 "Please, I need to live." 479 00:37:59,810 --> 00:38:02,729 It was the "please" that caught my memory. 480 00:38:02,729 --> 00:38:05,649 I asked him what was so important for him. 481 00:38:05,649 --> 00:38:09,152 True love, he replied. 482 00:38:10,779 --> 00:38:14,157 And then he spoke of a girl of surpassing beauty and faithfulness. 483 00:38:14,157 --> 00:38:16,701 I can only assume he meant you. 484 00:38:16,701 --> 00:38:20,913 You should bless me for destroying him before he found out what you really are. 485 00:38:20,913 --> 00:38:22,498 And what am I? 486 00:38:22,498 --> 00:38:25,501 Faithfulness he talked of, madam. Your enduring faithfulness. 487 00:38:25,501 --> 00:38:29,046 Now, tell me truly. When you found out he was gone, did you get engaged to your prince that same hour, 488 00:38:29,046 --> 00:38:31,298 or did you wait a whole week out of respect for the dead? 489 00:38:31,298 --> 00:38:33,592 You mocked me once, never do it again! 490 00:38:33,592 --> 00:38:36,178 I died that day! 491 00:38:39,014 --> 00:38:41,975 You can die too, for all I care! 492 00:38:43,185 --> 00:38:46,480 As... you... wish... 493 00:38:47,272 --> 00:38:48,815 Oh, my sweet Westley! 494 00:38:48,815 --> 00:38:50,984 What have I done? 495 00:39:10,211 --> 00:39:13,213 He disappeared. He must have seen us closing in, 496 00:39:13,213 --> 00:39:16,216 which might account for his panicking in the error. 497 00:39:16,216 --> 00:39:19,887 Unless I'm wrong, and I am never wrong, 498 00:39:19,887 --> 00:39:23,223 they are headed dead into the fire swamp. 499 00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:35,818 Can you move at all? 500 00:39:35,818 --> 00:39:39,155 Move?! You're alive. 501 00:39:39,155 --> 00:39:42,575 If you want, I can fly. 502 00:39:45,953 --> 00:39:48,998 I told you, I would always come for you. 503 00:39:48,998 --> 00:39:51,292 Why didn't you wait for me? 504 00:39:51,292 --> 00:39:54,378 Well, you were dead. 505 00:39:54,378 --> 00:39:57,923 Death cannot stop true love. 506 00:39:57,923 --> 00:40:01,802 All it can do is delay it for a while. 507 00:40:01,802 --> 00:40:05,013 I will never doubt again. 508 00:40:05,013 --> 00:40:08,266 There will never be a need. 509 00:40:10,060 --> 00:40:13,188 Oh no. No, please. 510 00:40:13,188 --> 00:40:15,148 What is it? What's the matter? 511 00:40:15,148 --> 00:40:19,694 They're kissing again. Do we have to hear the kissing part? 512 00:40:19,694 --> 00:40:22,488 Someday, you may not mind so much... 513 00:40:22,488 --> 00:40:25,575 Skip on to the fire swamp, that sounded good. 514 00:40:26,784 --> 00:40:29,912 Oh. You're sick - I'll humor you. 515 00:40:30,454 --> 00:40:34,583 So now, where were we here? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. 516 00:40:35,250 --> 00:40:39,588 Westley and Buttercup raced along the ravine floor. 517 00:40:40,589 --> 00:40:43,967 Ha! Your pig fiance is too late. 518 00:40:45,260 --> 00:40:49,139 A few more steps and we'll be safe in the fire swamp. 519 00:40:49,139 --> 00:40:50,974 We'll never survive. 520 00:40:50,974 --> 00:40:54,310 Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has. 521 00:41:21,461 --> 00:41:23,964 It's not that bad. 522 00:41:25,966 --> 00:41:28,301 Well, I'm not saying I'd like to build a summer home here, 523 00:41:28,301 --> 00:41:30,971 but the trees are actually quite lovely. 524 00:42:08,131 --> 00:42:12,635 Well now, that was an adventure. Singed a bit, were you? 525 00:42:12,635 --> 00:42:14,637 You? 526 00:42:21,519 --> 00:42:25,356 Well, one thing I will say. The fire swamp certainly does keep you on your toes. 527 00:42:32,530 --> 00:42:35,783 This will all soon be but a happy memory, 528 00:42:35,783 --> 00:42:38,869 because Roberts' ship "Revenge" is anchored at the far end 529 00:42:38,869 --> 00:42:42,039 - and I, as you know, am Roberts. - But how is that possible? 530 00:42:42,039 --> 00:42:45,876 Since he's been marauding twenty years and you only left me five years ago? 531 00:42:45,876 --> 00:42:49,212 I myself am often surprised at life's little quirks. 532 00:42:51,589 --> 00:42:56,094 You see, what I told you before about saying "please" was true. 533 00:42:56,094 --> 00:43:00,056 It intrigued Roberts, as did my descriptions of your beauty. 534 00:43:00,056 --> 00:43:02,892 Finally, Roberts decided something. He said: 535 00:43:02,892 --> 00:43:07,229 "All right, Westley, I've never had a valet. You can try it for tonight." 536 00:43:07,229 --> 00:43:10,024 "I'll most likely kill you in the morning." 537 00:43:10,024 --> 00:43:12,026 Three years he said that: 538 00:43:12,026 --> 00:43:16,697 "Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning." 539 00:43:16,697 --> 00:43:21,285 It was a fine time for me. I was learning to fence, to fight, anything anyone would teach me. 540 00:43:21,285 --> 00:43:25,038 And Roberts and I eventually became friends. And then it happened. 541 00:43:25,038 --> 00:43:27,874 What? Go on. 542 00:43:27,874 --> 00:43:30,961 Roberts had grown so rich, he wanted to retire. 543 00:43:30,961 --> 00:43:35,548 So he took me to his cabin and told me his secret. 544 00:43:35,548 --> 00:43:40,553 "I am not the dread pirate Roberts", he said, "My name is Ryan." 545 00:43:40,553 --> 00:43:42,722 "I inherited this ship from the previous dread pirate Roberts", 546 00:43:42,722 --> 00:43:45,057 "just as you will inherit it from me." 547 00:43:45,057 --> 00:43:48,394 "The man I inherited it from was not the real dread pirate Roberts, either." 548 00:43:48,394 --> 00:43:52,439 "His name was Cummerbund. The real Roberts has been retired fifteen years" 549 00:43:52,439 --> 00:43:55,150 "and living like a king in Patagonia." 550 00:43:55,150 --> 00:44:00,280 Then he explained the name was the important thing for inspiring the necessary fear. 551 00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:04,451 You see, no one would surrender to the dread pirate Westley. 552 00:44:04,451 --> 00:44:07,329 So we sailed ashore, took on an entirely new crew 553 00:44:07,329 --> 00:44:11,541 and he stayed aboard for awhile as first mate, all the time calling me Roberts. 554 00:44:11,541 --> 00:44:15,962 Once the crew believed, he left the ship and I have been Roberts ever since. 555 00:44:15,962 --> 00:44:20,466 Except, now that we're together, I shall retire and hand the name over to someone else. 556 00:44:20,466 --> 00:44:23,469 Is everything clear to you? 557 00:45:54,723 --> 00:45:59,520 We'll never succeed, we may as well die here. 558 00:46:02,189 --> 00:46:05,859 No, no. We have already succeeded. 559 00:46:08,486 --> 00:46:10,905 I mean, what are the three terrors of the fire swamp? 560 00:46:10,905 --> 00:46:14,492 One: the flame spurts. No problem. 561 00:46:14,492 --> 00:46:17,704 There's a popping sound preceding each, we can avoid that. 562 00:46:17,704 --> 00:46:19,372 Two: the lightning sand. 563 00:46:19,372 --> 00:46:21,541 But you were clever enough to discover what that looks like, 564 00:46:21,541 --> 00:46:23,543 so in the future we can avoid that too. 565 00:46:23,543 --> 00:46:25,920 Westley, what about the R.O.U.S.'s? 566 00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:29,215 Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist... 567 00:47:05,833 --> 00:47:07,543 Westley! 568 00:48:20,988 --> 00:48:23,950 We did it. 569 00:48:24,867 --> 00:48:27,953 Now, was that so terrible? 570 00:48:37,838 --> 00:48:39,214 Surrender! 571 00:48:39,214 --> 00:48:40,799 You mean you wish to surrender to me? 572 00:48:40,799 --> 00:48:42,301 Very well, I accept. 573 00:48:42,301 --> 00:48:47,013 I give you full marks for bravery, don't make yourself a fool. 574 00:48:47,013 --> 00:48:50,392 Ah, but how will you capture us? We know the secrets of the fire swamp. 575 00:48:50,392 --> 00:48:51,976 We can live there quite happily for some time, 576 00:48:51,976 --> 00:48:54,854 so, whenever you feel like dying, feel free to visit. 577 00:48:54,854 --> 00:48:57,357 I tell you once again: surrender! 578 00:48:57,357 --> 00:48:59,025 It will not happen! 579 00:48:59,025 --> 00:49:00,985 For the last time: surrender! 580 00:49:00,985 --> 00:49:02,778 Death first! 581 00:49:02,778 --> 00:49:04,697 Will you promise not to hurt him? 582 00:49:04,697 --> 00:49:07,658 - What was that? - What was that? 583 00:49:07,658 --> 00:49:12,830 If we surrender, and I return with you, will you promise not to hurt this man? 584 00:49:12,830 --> 00:49:16,917 May I live a thousand years and never hunt again. 585 00:49:16,917 --> 00:49:22,339 He is a sailor on the pirate ship "Revenge." Promise to return him to his ship. 586 00:49:22,339 --> 00:49:25,008 I swear it will be done. 587 00:49:26,343 --> 00:49:29,346 Once we're out of sight, take him back to Florin 588 00:49:29,346 --> 00:49:31,348 and throw him in the pit of despair. 589 00:49:31,348 --> 00:49:33,683 I swear it will be done. 590 00:49:36,186 --> 00:49:40,690 I thought you were dead once, and it almost destroyed me. 591 00:49:40,690 --> 00:49:45,695 I could not bear it if you died again, not when I could save you. 592 00:49:56,372 --> 00:50:00,375 Come, sir. We must get you to your ship. 593 00:50:07,716 --> 00:50:11,344 We are men of action. Lies do not become us. 594 00:50:11,344 --> 00:50:14,681 Well spoken, sir 595 00:50:21,020 --> 00:50:23,689 What is it? 596 00:50:23,689 --> 00:50:27,693 You have six fingers on your right hand, someone was looking for you... 597 00:51:13,529 --> 00:51:14,989 Where am I? 598 00:51:14,989 --> 00:51:18,075 The pit of despair. Don't even think... 599 00:51:22,079 --> 00:51:25,749 Don't even think about trying to escape. 600 00:51:25,749 --> 00:51:29,753 The chains are far too thick. And don't dream of being rescued either. 601 00:51:29,753 --> 00:51:32,255 The only way in is secret. 602 00:51:32,255 --> 00:51:35,758 And only the prince, the count and I know how to get in and out. 603 00:51:35,758 --> 00:51:40,096 - Then I'm here till I die? - Till they kill you, yeah. 604 00:51:44,725 --> 00:51:47,269 Then why bother curing me? 605 00:51:47,269 --> 00:51:50,773 The prince and the count always insist on everyone being healthy before they're broken. 606 00:51:50,773 --> 00:51:53,108 So it's to be torture. 607 00:51:54,109 --> 00:51:56,445 I can cope with torture. 608 00:51:58,780 --> 00:52:01,116 You don't believe me? 609 00:52:01,116 --> 00:52:05,203 You survived the fire swamp. You must be very brave... 610 00:52:05,203 --> 00:52:09,165 but nobody withstands... the machine. 611 00:52:22,178 --> 00:52:25,765 She's been like that ever since the fire swamp. 612 00:52:25,765 --> 00:52:29,643 It's my father's failing health that's upsetting her. 613 00:52:29,643 --> 00:52:31,645 Of course. 614 00:52:33,439 --> 00:52:36,483 The king died that very night, 615 00:52:36,483 --> 00:52:41,321 and before the following dawn, Buttercup and Humperdinck were married. 616 00:52:41,321 --> 00:52:43,657 And at noon, she met her subjects again. 617 00:52:43,657 --> 00:52:45,992 This time as their queen. 618 00:52:45,992 --> 00:52:48,370 My father's final words were... 619 00:52:48,370 --> 00:52:51,915 Hold it. Hold it, Grandpa. You read that wrong. 620 00:52:51,915 --> 00:52:54,667 She doesn't marry Humperdinck, she marries Westley. 621 00:52:54,667 --> 00:52:58,171 I'm just sure of it. After all that Westley did for her, 622 00:52:58,171 --> 00:53:01,299 if she does not marry him, it wouldn't be fair. 623 00:53:01,299 --> 00:53:04,635 Well, who says life is fair? Where is that written? 624 00:53:04,635 --> 00:53:06,887 Life isn't always fair. 625 00:53:06,887 --> 00:53:10,641 I'm telling you you're messing up the story, now get it right! 626 00:53:10,641 --> 00:53:13,185 Do you want me to go on with this? 627 00:53:13,185 --> 00:53:16,522 - Yes. - All right, then. No more interruptions. 628 00:53:16,522 --> 00:53:18,857 At noon, she met her subjects again. 629 00:53:18,857 --> 00:53:21,026 This time as their queen. 630 00:53:21,026 --> 00:53:25,030 My father's final words were: 631 00:53:25,030 --> 00:53:30,201 "Love her as I loved her, and there will be joy." 632 00:53:30,201 --> 00:53:35,874 I present to you your queen: Queen Buttercup. 633 00:53:54,183 --> 00:53:55,893 Why do you do this? 634 00:53:55,893 --> 00:53:59,730 Because you had love in your hands, and you gave it up. 635 00:53:59,730 --> 00:54:02,274 But they would have killed Westley if I hadn't done it. 636 00:54:02,274 --> 00:54:06,027 Your true love lives and you marry another. 637 00:54:06,027 --> 00:54:10,907 True love saved her in the fire swamp, and she treated it like garbage. 638 00:54:10,907 --> 00:54:13,910 And that's what she is, the queen of refuse! 639 00:54:13,910 --> 00:54:16,913 So, bow down to her if you want. 640 00:54:16,913 --> 00:54:19,916 Bow to her. Bow to the queen of slime, 641 00:54:19,916 --> 00:54:22,919 the queen of filth, the queen of putrescence. 642 00:54:24,921 --> 00:54:29,258 Boo! Boo! Rubbish! Filth! Slime! Muck! Boo! Boo! 643 00:54:36,849 --> 00:54:38,725 It was ten days till the wedding. 644 00:54:38,725 --> 00:54:43,271 The king still lived, but Buttercup's nightmares were growing steadily worse. 645 00:54:43,271 --> 00:54:46,566 See? Didn't I tell you she'd never marry that rotten Humperdinck? 646 00:54:46,566 --> 00:54:49,236 Yes, you're very smart. Shut-Up. 647 00:54:50,153 --> 00:54:52,405 It comes to this: I love Westley. 648 00:54:52,405 --> 00:54:56,534 I always have. I know now I always will. 649 00:54:56,534 --> 00:54:59,746 If you tell me I must marry you in ten days, 650 00:54:59,746 --> 00:55:02,748 please believe I will be dead by morning. 651 00:55:09,088 --> 00:55:12,591 I could never cause you grief. 652 00:55:12,591 --> 00:55:15,594 Consider our wedding off. 653 00:55:16,845 --> 00:55:20,641 You returned this Westley to his ship? 654 00:55:20,641 --> 00:55:25,395 - Yes. - Then we will simply alert him. 655 00:55:25,395 --> 00:55:31,318 Beloved, are you certain he still wants you? 656 00:55:31,318 --> 00:55:34,487 After all, it was you who did the leaving in the fire swamp. 657 00:55:34,487 --> 00:55:39,325 Not to mention that pirates are not known to be men of their words. 658 00:55:39,325 --> 00:55:42,328 My Westley will always come for me. 659 00:55:48,334 --> 00:55:51,378 I suggest a deal. 660 00:55:51,378 --> 00:55:54,340 You write four copies of a letter. 661 00:55:54,340 --> 00:55:57,634 I'll send my four fastest ships. One in each direction. 662 00:55:57,634 --> 00:56:01,179 The dread pirate Roberts is always close to Florin this time of year. 663 00:56:01,179 --> 00:56:04,141 We'll run up the white flag and deliver your message. 664 00:56:04,141 --> 00:56:08,144 If Westley wants you, bless you both. 665 00:56:08,144 --> 00:56:12,857 If not... please consider me 666 00:56:12,857 --> 00:56:15,985 as an alternative to suicide. 667 00:56:17,654 --> 00:56:19,989 Are we agreed? 668 00:56:22,409 --> 00:56:25,409 Your princess is really a winning creature. 669 00:56:26,954 --> 00:56:29,582 A trifle simple, perhaps, but her appeal is undeniable. 670 00:56:29,582 --> 00:56:32,001 Oh, I know. The people are quite taken with her. 671 00:56:32,001 --> 00:56:35,671 It's odd, but when I hired Vizzini to have her murdered on our engagement day, 672 00:56:35,671 --> 00:56:38,048 I thought that was clever. 673 00:56:38,048 --> 00:56:41,677 But it's going to be so much more moving when I strangle her on our wedding night. 674 00:56:41,677 --> 00:56:45,347 Once Guilder is blamed, the nation will be truly outraged. 675 00:56:45,347 --> 00:56:47,516 They'll demand we go to war. 676 00:56:50,018 --> 00:56:54,022 Now, where is that secret knot? It's impossible to find. 677 00:56:58,359 --> 00:57:01,028 Are you coming down into the pit? 678 00:57:01,028 --> 00:57:06,450 Westley's got his strength back. I am starting him on the machine tonight. 679 00:57:06,450 --> 00:57:10,371 Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work, 680 00:57:10,371 --> 00:57:13,249 but I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, 681 00:57:13,249 --> 00:57:16,043 my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, 682 00:57:16,043 --> 00:57:20,047 and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped. 683 00:57:22,299 --> 00:57:26,887 Get some rest, if you haven't got your health, you haven't got anything. 684 00:57:43,778 --> 00:57:48,074 Beautiful, isn't it? It took me half a lifetime to invent it. 685 00:57:49,075 --> 00:57:52,745 I'm sure you've discovered my deep and abiding interest in pain. 686 00:57:52,745 --> 00:57:56,081 At present I'm writing the definitive work on the subject. 687 00:57:56,081 --> 00:58:01,086 So I want you to be totally honest with me on how the machine makes you feel. 688 00:58:01,086 --> 00:58:06,091 This being our first try, I'll use the lowest setting. 689 00:58:40,791 --> 00:58:45,462 As you know, the concept of the suction pump is centuries old. 690 00:58:45,462 --> 00:58:47,631 Well, really, that's all this is. 691 00:58:47,631 --> 00:58:52,802 Except that instead of sucking water, I'm sucking life. 692 00:58:52,802 --> 00:58:56,806 I've just sucked one year of your life away. 693 00:58:56,806 --> 00:59:01,811 I might one day go as high as five, but I really don't know what that would do to you. 694 00:59:01,811 --> 00:59:06,482 So, let's just start with what we have. What did this do to you? 695 00:59:06,482 --> 00:59:10,486 Tell me. And remember, this is for posterity, 696 00:59:10,486 --> 00:59:13,822 so be honest, how do you feel? 697 00:59:17,659 --> 00:59:19,495 Interesting. 698 00:59:29,963 --> 00:59:31,798 - Yellin. - Sire. 699 00:59:41,474 --> 00:59:45,811 As Chief Enforcer of all Florin, I trust you with this secret: 700 00:59:45,811 --> 00:59:49,482 killers from Guilder are infiltrating the thieves' forest 701 00:59:49,482 --> 00:59:52,818 and plan to murder my bride on our wedding night. 702 00:59:53,986 --> 00:59:56,655 My spy network has heard no such news. 703 00:59:56,655 --> 00:59:59,158 Any word from Westley? 704 00:59:59,825 --> 01:00:03,328 Too soon, my angel. Patience. 705 01:00:03,328 --> 01:00:06,832 - He will come for me. - Of course. 706 01:00:10,168 --> 01:00:13,505 She will not be murdered. 707 01:00:13,505 --> 01:00:16,507 On the day of the wedding, I want the thieves' forest emptied 708 01:00:16,507 --> 01:00:19,218 and every inhabitant arrested. 709 01:00:19,218 --> 01:00:24,056 Many of the thieves will resist. My regular enforcers will be inadequate. 710 01:00:24,056 --> 01:00:26,225 Form a brute squad then. 711 01:00:26,225 --> 01:00:29,854 I want the thieves' forest emptied before I wed. 712 01:00:29,854 --> 01:00:33,857 - It won't be easy, Sire. - Try ruling the world sometime. 713 01:00:38,529 --> 01:00:40,531 The day of the wedding arrived. 714 01:00:40,531 --> 01:00:44,534 The brute squad had their hands full carrying out Humperdinck's orders. 715 01:00:50,206 --> 01:00:52,208 Is everybody out? 716 01:00:52,208 --> 01:00:54,878 Almost. There's a Spaniard giving us some trouble. 717 01:00:54,878 --> 01:00:59,215 Well, you give him some trouble. Move! 718 01:01:02,844 --> 01:01:06,180 I am waiting for you, Vizzini. 719 01:01:06,180 --> 01:01:09,225 You told me to go back to the beginning. 720 01:01:09,225 --> 01:01:15,564 So I have. This is where I am, and this is where I'll stay. 721 01:01:15,564 --> 01:01:18,734 I will not be moved. 722 01:01:18,734 --> 01:01:20,611 Ho there. 723 01:01:20,611 --> 01:01:23,572 I do not budge. Keep your "Ho there." 724 01:01:23,572 --> 01:01:26,741 But the prince gave orders. 725 01:01:26,741 --> 01:01:29,244 So did Vizzini. 726 01:01:29,244 --> 01:01:31,913 When a job went wrong, you went back to the beginning. 727 01:01:31,913 --> 01:01:35,583 And this is where we got the job. So it's the beginning, 728 01:01:35,583 --> 01:01:37,919 and I'm staying till Vizzini comes. 729 01:01:37,919 --> 01:01:40,213 You! Brute! Come here. 730 01:01:40,213 --> 01:01:43,883 I am waiting for Vizzini. 731 01:01:44,550 --> 01:01:47,053 You surely are a meanie. 732 01:01:54,935 --> 01:01:58,272 - Hello. - It's you. 733 01:01:58,272 --> 01:02:00,607 True! 734 01:02:02,109 --> 01:02:05,946 You don't look so good. 735 01:02:05,946 --> 01:02:07,948 You don't smell so good either. 736 01:02:07,948 --> 01:02:12,952 Perhaps not. I feel fine. 737 01:02:14,788 --> 01:02:18,291 Fezzik and Inigo were reunited. 738 01:02:18,291 --> 01:02:21,961 And as Fezzik nursed his inebriated friend back to health, 739 01:02:21,961 --> 01:02:24,964 he told Inigo of Vizzini's death 740 01:02:24,964 --> 01:02:27,967 and the existence of count Rugen, the six-fingered man. 741 01:02:27,967 --> 01:02:33,639 Considering Inigo's lifelong search, he handled the news surprisingly well. 742 01:02:33,639 --> 01:02:38,310 Fezzik took great care in reviving Inigo. 743 01:02:38,310 --> 01:02:40,646 That's enough. That's enough! 744 01:02:40,646 --> 01:02:44,316 Where is this Rugen so I may kill him? 745 01:02:44,316 --> 01:02:49,613 He's with the prince in the castle. But the castle gate is guarded by thirty men. 746 01:02:53,950 --> 01:02:57,954 - How many could you handle? - I don't think more than ten. 747 01:03:02,625 --> 01:03:05,336 Leaveing twenty for me. 748 01:03:05,336 --> 01:03:09,632 At my best, I could never defeat that many. 749 01:03:09,632 --> 01:03:14,637 I need Vizzini to plan. I have no gift for strategy. 750 01:03:14,637 --> 01:03:17,639 But Vizzini's dead. 751 01:03:17,639 --> 01:03:22,644 No, not Vizzini. I need the man in black. 752 01:03:22,644 --> 01:03:25,647 What? 753 01:03:25,647 --> 01:03:29,317 Look, he bested you with strength, your greatness. He bested me with steel. 754 01:03:29,317 --> 01:03:32,237 He must have out-thought Vizzini, 755 01:03:32,237 --> 01:03:35,865 and a man who can do that can plan my castle's onslaught any day. 756 01:03:35,865 --> 01:03:38,368 - Let's go. - Where? 757 01:03:38,368 --> 01:03:40,703 - To find the man in black, obviously. - But you don't know where he is. 758 01:03:40,703 --> 01:03:42,371 Don't bother me with trifles, 759 01:03:42,371 --> 01:03:44,707 after twenty years, at last, my father's soul will be at peace. 760 01:03:44,707 --> 01:03:47,376 There will be blood tonight! 761 01:03:58,345 --> 01:04:00,681 Rise and report. 762 01:04:00,681 --> 01:04:04,601 The thieves' forest is emptied. Thirty men guard the castle gate. 763 01:04:04,601 --> 01:04:07,687 Double it. My princess must be safe. 764 01:04:07,687 --> 01:04:13,359 The gate has but one key and I carry that. 765 01:04:16,362 --> 01:04:22,827 Ah! My dulcet darling. Tonight we marry. 766 01:04:22,827 --> 01:04:25,705 Tomorrow morning, your men will escort us to Florin channel 767 01:04:25,705 --> 01:04:31,043 where every ship in my armada waits to accompany us on our honeymoon. 768 01:04:31,043 --> 01:04:34,046 Every ship but your four fastest, you mean. 769 01:04:35,714 --> 01:04:42,220 - Every ship but the four you sent. - Yes. Yes, of course. 770 01:04:42,220 --> 01:04:45,057 Naturally, not those four. 771 01:04:45,057 --> 01:04:46,892 Your Majesties. 772 01:04:49,394 --> 01:04:54,732 You never sent the ships. Don't bother lying. 773 01:04:54,732 --> 01:04:58,403 It doesn't matter. Westley will come for me anyway. 774 01:04:58,403 --> 01:05:00,738 You're a silly girl. 775 01:05:00,738 --> 01:05:03,074 Yes, I am a silly girl, 776 01:05:03,074 --> 01:05:07,036 for not having seen sooner that you were nothing but a coward with a heart full of fear. 777 01:05:07,036 --> 01:05:11,081 I would not say such things if I were you. 778 01:05:12,082 --> 01:05:15,082 Why not? You can't hurt me. 779 01:05:16,086 --> 01:05:19,089 Westley and I are joined by the bonds of love. 780 01:05:19,089 --> 01:05:24,094 And you cannot track that. Not with a thousand bloodhounds. 781 01:05:24,094 --> 01:05:28,765 And you cannot break it. Not with a thousand swords. 782 01:05:28,765 --> 01:05:32,435 And when I say you are a coward, that is only because you are the slimiest weakling 783 01:05:32,435 --> 01:05:36,439 ever to crawl the earth. 784 01:05:36,439 --> 01:05:40,443 I would not say such things if I were you! 785 01:05:54,790 --> 01:05:59,127 You truly love each other and so you might have been truly happy. 786 01:05:59,127 --> 01:06:03,131 Not one couple in a century has that chance, no matter what the storybooks say. 787 01:06:03,131 --> 01:06:08,136 And so I think no man in a century will suffer as greatly as you will. 788 01:06:11,473 --> 01:06:13,475 Not to fifty! 789 01:06:35,454 --> 01:06:39,458 Fezzik, Fezzik, listen, do you hear? 790 01:06:39,458 --> 01:06:42,127 That is the sound of ultimate suffering. 791 01:06:42,127 --> 01:06:45,464 My heart made that sound when Rugen slaughtered my father. 792 01:06:45,464 --> 01:06:48,842 - The man in black makes it now. - The man in black? 793 01:06:48,842 --> 01:06:50,844 His true love is marrying another tonight, 794 01:06:50,844 --> 01:06:53,179 so who else has cause for ultimate suffering? 795 01:06:53,179 --> 01:06:57,183 Excuse me, pardon me, it's important. Fezzik, please. 796 01:06:57,183 --> 01:07:00,520 - Everybody... move! - Thank you. 797 01:07:08,778 --> 01:07:11,947 Where is the man in black? 798 01:07:11,947 --> 01:07:15,367 You get there from this grove, yes? 799 01:07:15,367 --> 01:07:18,704 Fezzik, jog his memory. 800 01:07:22,541 --> 01:07:29,506 I'm sorry, Inigo. I didn't mean to jog him so hard. Inigo? 801 01:07:31,174 --> 01:07:38,431 Father, I have failed you for twenty years. Now our misery can end. 802 01:07:38,431 --> 01:07:44,770 Somewhere... somewhere close by is a man who can help us. 803 01:07:44,770 --> 01:07:47,857 I cannot find him alone. 804 01:07:47,857 --> 01:07:54,196 I need you. I need you to guide my sword. 805 01:07:54,196 --> 01:07:58,200 Please. Guide my sword. 806 01:08:49,916 --> 01:08:52,916 - He's dead. - It just is not fair. 807 01:08:53,586 --> 01:08:57,507 Grandpa, Grandpa. Wait, wait. 808 01:08:57,507 --> 01:08:59,550 What did Fezzik mean, "He's dead?" 809 01:08:59,550 --> 01:09:02,887 I mean, he didn't mean "dead"... 810 01:09:02,887 --> 01:09:06,849 Westley's only faking, right? 811 01:09:06,849 --> 01:09:10,269 You want me to read this or not? 812 01:09:10,269 --> 01:09:13,105 - Who gets Humperdinck? - I don't understand. 813 01:09:13,105 --> 01:09:15,941 Who kills prince Humperdinck? 814 01:09:15,941 --> 01:09:19,945 At the end, somebody's got to do it. Is it Inigo? Who? 815 01:09:19,945 --> 01:09:23,615 Nobody. Nobody kills him. He lives. 816 01:09:23,615 --> 01:09:26,618 You mean he wins? 817 01:09:26,618 --> 01:09:31,623 Jesus, Grandpa! What did you read me this thing for? 818 01:09:31,623 --> 01:09:35,293 You know, you've been very sick and you're taking this story very seriously. 819 01:09:35,293 --> 01:09:37,962 I think we better stop now. 820 01:09:37,962 --> 01:09:43,926 No! I'm okay. I'm okay. Sit down. All right? 821 01:09:43,926 --> 01:09:49,265 Okay, all right, now, let's see. Where were we? 822 01:09:49,265 --> 01:09:52,935 Oh yes. In the pit of despair. 823 01:09:54,436 --> 01:09:59,691 Well, we Montoyas have never taken defeat easily. 824 01:09:59,691 --> 01:10:01,610 Come along, Fezzik, bring the body. 825 01:10:01,610 --> 01:10:03,320 The body? 826 01:10:03,320 --> 01:10:05,947 - Have you any money? - I have a little. 827 01:10:05,947 --> 01:10:08,283 Go away! 828 01:10:11,953 --> 01:10:15,957 Are you the miracle Max who worked for the king all those years? 829 01:10:15,999 --> 01:10:20,086 The king's stinking son fired me. And thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. 830 01:10:20,336 --> 01:10:23,339 While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? 831 01:10:23,506 --> 01:10:25,341 We're closed! 832 01:10:27,551 --> 01:10:29,887 Beat it or I'll call the brute squad. 833 01:10:29,887 --> 01:10:33,390 - I'm on the brute squad. - You are the brute squad. 834 01:10:33,390 --> 01:10:36,560 We need a miracle, it's very important. 835 01:10:36,560 --> 01:10:40,564 Look, I'm retired. Besides, why would you want someone the king's stinking son fired? 836 01:10:40,564 --> 01:10:42,899 I might kill whoever you wanted me to miracle. 837 01:10:42,899 --> 01:10:44,860 He's already dead. 838 01:10:44,860 --> 01:10:48,530 He is, eh? I'll take a look. Bring him in. 839 01:10:59,874 --> 01:11:03,878 I've seen worse. 840 01:11:09,550 --> 01:11:12,219 Sir, Sir! 841 01:11:12,219 --> 01:11:14,888 We're really in a terrible rush. 842 01:11:14,888 --> 01:11:18,559 Don't rush me, sonny. You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles. 843 01:11:18,559 --> 01:11:22,562 - You got money? - 65. 844 01:11:22,562 --> 01:11:24,898 I never worked for so little, 845 01:11:24,898 --> 01:11:27,567 except once, and that was a very noble cause. 846 01:11:27,567 --> 01:11:35,950 This is noble, sir. His wife is crippled, his children are on the brink of starvation. 847 01:11:35,950 --> 01:11:38,286 Are you a rotten liar. 848 01:11:38,286 --> 01:11:41,956 I need him to help avenge my father, murdered these twenty years. 849 01:11:41,956 --> 01:11:44,959 Your first story was better. Where's that bellows? 850 01:11:44,959 --> 01:11:46,794 He probably owes you money, huh? 851 01:11:46,794 --> 01:11:49,630 - Well, I'll ask him. - He's dead. He can't talk. 852 01:11:50,965 --> 01:11:53,425 Look who knows so much. 853 01:11:53,425 --> 01:11:57,262 Well, it just so happens that your friend here is only "mostly dead". 854 01:11:57,262 --> 01:12:01,225 There's a big difference between "mostly dead" and "all dead". 855 01:12:01,225 --> 01:12:03,935 Please open his mouth. 856 01:12:04,936 --> 01:12:09,232 Now, mostly dead is slightly alive. 857 01:12:09,232 --> 01:12:13,111 Now, all dead... well, with all dead, there's usually only one thing that you can do. 858 01:12:13,111 --> 01:12:17,615 - What's that? - Go through his clothes and look for loose change. 859 01:12:22,370 --> 01:12:28,959 Hey! Hello in there. Hey! What's so important? 860 01:12:28,959 --> 01:12:32,963 What you got here that's worth living for? 861 01:12:34,298 --> 01:12:40,012 True... love... 862 01:12:40,012 --> 01:12:43,140 True love. You heard him. You could not ask for a more noble cause than that. 863 01:12:43,140 --> 01:12:47,310 Sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the world. 864 01:12:47,310 --> 01:12:50,647 Except for a nice MLT, a mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, 865 01:12:50,647 --> 01:12:55,985 where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They're so perky, I love that. 866 01:12:55,985 --> 01:13:00,323 But that's not what he said. He distinctly said "to blave". 867 01:13:00,323 --> 01:13:03,284 And, as we all know, "to blave" means "to bluff". 868 01:13:03,284 --> 01:13:05,119 So you're probably playing cards, and he cheated... 869 01:13:05,119 --> 01:13:07,121 Liar! Liar! 870 01:13:07,121 --> 01:13:08,956 Get back, witch! 871 01:13:08,956 --> 01:13:10,958 I'm not a witch, I'm your wife. 872 01:13:10,958 --> 01:13:14,003 But after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be that anymore. 873 01:13:14,003 --> 01:13:16,005 You never had it so good. 874 01:13:16,005 --> 01:13:18,340 "True love", he said. True love, Max. My god! 875 01:13:18,340 --> 01:13:21,009 - Don't say another word, Valerie. - He's afraid. 876 01:13:21,009 --> 01:13:23,679 Ever since prince Humperdinck fired him, his confidence is shattered. 877 01:13:23,679 --> 01:13:27,015 Why'd you say that name? You promised me that you would never say that name. 878 01:13:27,015 --> 01:13:30,352 What, Humperdinck? Humperdinck. Humperdinck! 879 01:13:30,352 --> 01:13:33,354 - Humperdinck. Humperdinck. - I'm not listening. 880 01:13:33,354 --> 01:13:37,692 A life expiring and you don't have the decency to say why you won't help. 881 01:13:37,692 --> 01:13:40,695 - Nobody's hearing nothing! - Humperdinck! Humperdinck! 882 01:13:40,695 --> 01:13:43,698 This is Buttercup's true love. If you heal him, 883 01:13:43,698 --> 01:13:45,908 he will stop Humperdinck's wedding. 884 01:13:45,908 --> 01:13:49,703 Shut up! Wait. I make him better, Humperdinck suffers? 885 01:13:49,703 --> 01:13:52,373 Humiliations galore! 886 01:13:55,376 --> 01:13:59,713 That is a noble cause. Give me the sixty-five, I'm on the job. 887 01:14:04,051 --> 01:14:05,719 That's a miracle pill? 888 01:14:05,719 --> 01:14:08,305 The chocolate coating makes it go down easier. 889 01:14:08,305 --> 01:14:11,808 But you have to wait 15 minutes for full potency. 890 01:14:11,808 --> 01:14:14,808 - And you shouldn't go swimming after, for at least, what? - An hour. 891 01:14:15,353 --> 01:14:17,353 - Yeah, an hour. - A good hour. 892 01:14:17,689 --> 01:14:19,857 - Thank you for everything. - Okay. 893 01:14:19,857 --> 01:14:23,361 - Bye-bye, boys. - Have fun storming the castle. 894 01:14:23,361 --> 01:14:25,863 - Think it'll work? - It would take a miracle. 895 01:14:25,863 --> 01:14:27,198 - Bye! - Bye! 896 01:14:40,377 --> 01:14:43,714 Inigo, there's more than thirty... 897 01:14:43,714 --> 01:14:47,717 What's the difference? We've got him. 898 01:14:47,717 --> 01:14:49,094 Help me here. We'll have to force feed him. 899 01:14:51,429 --> 01:14:55,266 - Has it been fifteen minutes? - We can't wait the wedding's in half an hour 900 01:14:55,266 --> 01:14:57,769 and we must strike in the hustle and the bustle beforehand. 901 01:14:57,769 --> 01:15:01,105 Tilt his head back. Open his mouth. 902 01:15:05,776 --> 01:15:08,779 How long do we have to wait before we know if the miracle works? 903 01:15:08,779 --> 01:15:10,448 Your guess is as good as mine... 904 01:15:10,448 --> 01:15:13,450 I'll beat you both apart. I'll take you both together! 905 01:15:13,450 --> 01:15:15,786 ...I guess not very long. 906 01:15:16,453 --> 01:15:18,413 Why won't my arms move? 907 01:15:18,413 --> 01:15:20,749 You've been mostly dead all day. 908 01:15:20,749 --> 01:15:24,086 We had miracle Max make a pill to bring you back. 909 01:15:24,086 --> 01:15:27,088 Who are you? Are we enemies? 910 01:15:27,088 --> 01:15:30,091 Why am I on this wall? Where's Buttercup? 911 01:15:30,091 --> 01:15:31,426 Let me explain... 912 01:15:31,426 --> 01:15:33,595 No, there is too much. Let me sum up. 913 01:15:33,595 --> 01:15:36,764 Buttercup is marrying Humperdinck in a little less than half an hour, 914 01:15:36,764 --> 01:15:39,767 So All we have to do is get in, break up the wedding, 915 01:15:39,767 --> 01:15:42,770 steal the princess, make our escape. After I kill count Rugen. 916 01:15:42,770 --> 01:15:45,106 That doesn't leave much time for dilly dallying. 917 01:15:45,106 --> 01:15:47,942 You've just wiggled your finger. That's wonderful. 918 01:15:47,942 --> 01:15:49,777 I've always been a quick healer. 919 01:15:49,777 --> 01:15:51,111 What are our liabilities? 920 01:15:51,111 --> 01:15:53,113 There is but one working castle gate... 921 01:15:57,451 --> 01:16:00,621 ...and it is guarded by sixty men. 922 01:16:00,621 --> 01:16:02,456 And our assets? 923 01:16:02,456 --> 01:16:05,792 Your brains, Fezzik's strength, my steel. 924 01:16:05,792 --> 01:16:08,295 That's it? Impossible. 925 01:16:08,295 --> 01:16:10,463 If I had a month to plan, maybe I could come up with something. 926 01:16:10,463 --> 01:16:13,133 But this... 927 01:16:13,133 --> 01:16:16,135 You just shook your head That doesn't make you happy? 928 01:16:19,138 --> 01:16:23,809 My brains, his steel, and your strength against sixty men, 929 01:16:23,809 --> 01:16:27,188 and you think a little head jiggle is supposed to make me happy? 930 01:16:27,813 --> 01:16:31,150 I mean, if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something. 931 01:16:31,150 --> 01:16:33,819 Where did we put that wheelbarrow the albino had? 932 01:16:33,819 --> 01:16:36,488 Over the albino, I think. 933 01:16:36,488 --> 01:16:40,993 Well, why didn't you list that among our assets in the first place? 934 01:16:40,993 --> 01:16:43,495 What I wouldn't give for a holocaust cloak. 935 01:16:43,495 --> 01:16:47,499 - There we cannot help you. - Will this do? 936 01:16:47,499 --> 01:16:50,168 - Where did you get that? - At miracle Max's. 937 01:16:50,168 --> 01:16:52,837 It fit so nice, he said I could keep it. 938 01:16:52,837 --> 01:16:55,173 All right, all right. Come on, help me up. 939 01:16:56,507 --> 01:16:58,843 Now, I'll need a sword eventually. 940 01:16:58,843 --> 01:17:00,511 Why? You can't even lift one. 941 01:17:00,511 --> 01:17:02,847 True, but that's hardly common knowledge, is it? 942 01:17:03,514 --> 01:17:07,852 Thank you. Now, there may be problems once we're inside. 943 01:17:07,852 --> 01:17:10,521 I'll say! How do I find the count? 944 01:17:10,521 --> 01:17:13,857 Once I do, how do I find you again? Once I find you again, how do we escape? 945 01:17:13,857 --> 01:17:16,527 Don't pester him, he's had a hard day. 946 01:17:16,527 --> 01:17:19,530 Right, right, sorry. 947 01:17:22,199 --> 01:17:24,868 - Inigo. - What? 948 01:17:24,868 --> 01:17:27,537 I hope we win... 949 01:17:27,537 --> 01:17:30,540 You don't seem excited, my little muffin. 950 01:17:30,540 --> 01:17:34,878 - Should I be? - Brides often are, I'm told. 951 01:17:34,878 --> 01:17:39,841 I do not marry tonight. My Westley will save me. 952 01:18:31,932 --> 01:18:34,935 Marriage. 953 01:18:34,935 --> 01:18:40,274 Marriage is what brings us together today. 954 01:18:40,274 --> 01:18:44,611 Marriage, that blessed arrangement, 955 01:18:44,611 --> 01:18:48,573 that dream within a dream... 956 01:18:50,575 --> 01:18:54,245 Stand your ground, men! 957 01:18:57,248 --> 01:18:59,250 Stand your ground! 958 01:18:59,250 --> 01:19:03,921 I am the dread pirate Roberts! 959 01:19:03,921 --> 01:19:07,925 There will be no survivors. 960 01:19:07,925 --> 01:19:11,262 - Now? - Not yet. 961 01:19:11,262 --> 01:19:14,932 My men are here, and I am here, 962 01:19:14,932 --> 01:19:18,602 but soon you will not be here. 963 01:19:18,602 --> 01:19:21,939 - Now? - Light him. 964 01:19:24,608 --> 01:19:28,945 The dread pirate roberts takes no survivors. 965 01:19:29,946 --> 01:19:33,950 All your worst nightmares are about to come true. 966 01:19:34,284 --> 01:19:44,001 And love, true love, will follow you forever... 967 01:19:44,001 --> 01:19:49,340 The dread pirate roberts is here for your souls! 968 01:19:54,303 --> 01:19:57,639 Stay where you are. I said stay where you are! 969 01:20:01,643 --> 01:20:05,313 so treasure your love... 970 01:20:05,313 --> 01:20:07,649 Skip to the end. 971 01:20:07,649 --> 01:20:10,318 Have you the ring? 972 01:20:10,318 --> 01:20:13,321 Here comes my Westley now. 973 01:20:13,321 --> 01:20:15,323 Fezzik, the portcullis. 974 01:20:20,661 --> 01:20:24,332 Your Westley is dead. I killed him myself. 975 01:20:24,332 --> 01:20:26,667 Then why is there fear behind your eyes? 976 01:20:30,671 --> 01:20:33,007 Give us the gate key. 977 01:20:33,007 --> 01:20:35,342 I have no gate key. 978 01:20:35,342 --> 01:20:37,678 Fezzik, tear his arms off. 979 01:20:37,678 --> 01:20:41,014 Oh, you mean this gate key. 980 01:20:41,014 --> 01:20:44,017 And do you, princess Buttercup... 981 01:20:44,017 --> 01:20:46,686 "Man and wife", say "Man and wife"! 982 01:20:46,686 --> 01:20:49,022 Man and wife. 983 01:20:49,022 --> 01:20:54,694 Escort the bride to the honeymoon suite, I'll be there shortly. 984 01:20:54,694 --> 01:20:56,696 He didn't come. 985 01:21:30,395 --> 01:21:33,064 Kill the dark one and the giant, 986 01:21:33,064 --> 01:21:35,733 but leave the third for questioning. 987 01:21:46,911 --> 01:21:51,415 Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. 988 01:21:51,415 --> 01:21:55,419 You killed my father. Prepare to die. 989 01:22:19,067 --> 01:22:22,737 Fezzik! I need you! 990 01:22:22,737 --> 01:22:24,739 I can't leave him alone. 991 01:22:24,739 --> 01:22:27,742 He's getting away from me! Fezzik. Please! 992 01:22:32,746 --> 01:22:34,415 I'll be right back. 993 01:22:42,756 --> 01:22:44,424 Thank you 994 01:22:45,759 --> 01:22:47,093 Strange wedding. 995 01:22:47,093 --> 01:22:51,097 Yes. A very strange wedding. 996 01:22:51,097 --> 01:22:53,099 Come along. 997 01:22:58,479 --> 01:23:00,148 What was that for? 998 01:23:00,148 --> 01:23:04,485 Because you've always been so kind to me. And I won't be seeing you again 999 01:23:04,485 --> 01:23:08,155 since I'm killing myself once we reach the honeymoon suite. 1000 01:23:08,155 --> 01:23:09,990 Won't that be nice? 1001 01:23:09,990 --> 01:23:11,825 She kissed me! 1002 01:23:58,829 --> 01:24:03,834 Sorry, father. I tried. 1003 01:24:03,834 --> 01:24:06,837 I tried... 1004 01:24:06,837 --> 01:24:12,842 You must be that little Spanish brat I taught a lesson to all those years ago. 1005 01:24:12,842 --> 01:24:19,182 It's simply incredible. Have you been chasing me your whole life only to fail now? 1006 01:24:19,182 --> 01:24:23,186 I think that's the worst thing I ever heard. 1007 01:24:23,186 --> 01:24:26,188 How marvelous. 1008 01:25:02,223 --> 01:25:05,226 There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. 1009 01:25:05,226 --> 01:25:07,895 It would be a pity to damage yours. 1010 01:25:07,895 --> 01:25:13,567 Oh, Westley, darling! 1011 01:25:13,567 --> 01:25:16,570 Westley, why won't you hold me? 1012 01:25:16,570 --> 01:25:18,238 Gently. 1013 01:25:18,238 --> 01:25:21,908 At a time like this that's all you can think to say? "Gently"? 1014 01:25:21,908 --> 01:25:24,244 Gently! 1015 01:25:37,257 --> 01:25:43,888 Good heavens. Are you still trying to win? 1016 01:25:43,888 --> 01:25:47,558 You've got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance. 1017 01:25:47,558 --> 01:25:51,228 It's going to get you into trouble some day. 1018 01:26:03,907 --> 01:26:14,292 Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 1019 01:26:18,630 --> 01:26:25,636 Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 1020 01:26:30,641 --> 01:26:36,313 Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 1021 01:26:36,313 --> 01:26:42,319 Stop saying that! 1022 01:26:42,319 --> 01:26:47,991 Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father! Prepare to die! 1023 01:26:47,991 --> 01:26:49,591 - Offer me money. - Yes. 1024 01:26:49,951 --> 01:26:51,953 Power too, promise me that. 1025 01:26:51,953 --> 01:26:55,623 All that I have and more. Please... 1026 01:26:55,623 --> 01:26:58,126 Offer me everything I ask for. 1027 01:26:58,126 --> 01:27:00,628 Anything you want. 1028 01:27:02,296 --> 01:27:05,967 I want my father back, you son-of- a-bitch! 1029 01:27:20,314 --> 01:27:22,649 Oh, Westley, will you ever forgive me? 1030 01:27:22,649 --> 01:27:24,985 What hideous sin have you committed lately? 1031 01:27:24,985 --> 01:27:28,989 I got married. I didn't want to. It all happened so fast. 1032 01:27:28,989 --> 01:27:30,657 - It never happened. - What? 1033 01:27:30,657 --> 01:27:32,492 - It never happened. - But it did. 1034 01:27:32,492 --> 01:27:34,327 I was there. This old man said, "Man and wife." 1035 01:27:34,327 --> 01:27:37,330 Did you say, "I do"? 1036 01:27:37,330 --> 01:27:39,999 Well, no, we sort of skipped that part. 1037 01:27:39,999 --> 01:27:46,005 Then you're not married. If you didn't say it, you didn't do it 1038 01:27:46,005 --> 01:27:48,674 Wouldn't you agree, your Highness? 1039 01:27:48,674 --> 01:27:52,052 A technicality that will shortly be remedied. 1040 01:27:53,387 --> 01:27:56,390 But first things first... 1041 01:27:58,350 --> 01:28:02,688 - To the death! - No. To the pain! 1042 01:28:02,688 --> 01:28:06,024 I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase. 1043 01:28:06,024 --> 01:28:09,694 I'll explain. And I'll use small words 1044 01:28:09,694 --> 01:28:14,032 so that you'll be sure to understand, you wart-hog-faced buffoon. 1045 01:28:14,032 --> 01:28:19,370 That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me. 1046 01:28:19,370 --> 01:28:22,039 It won't be the last. 1047 01:28:22,039 --> 01:28:25,710 To the pain means the first thing you lose will be your feet, below the ankles, 1048 01:28:25,710 --> 01:28:28,379 then your hands at the wrists, 1049 01:28:28,379 --> 01:28:29,713 next your nose. 1050 01:28:29,713 --> 01:28:31,382 and then my tongue, I suppose. 1051 01:28:31,382 --> 01:28:36,387 I killed you too quickly the last time, a mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight. 1052 01:28:36,387 --> 01:28:40,724 I wasn't finished! The next thing you lose will be your left eye, followed by your right... 1053 01:28:40,724 --> 01:28:44,394 and then my ears, I understand. Let's get on with it 1054 01:28:44,394 --> 01:28:49,733 Wrong! Your ears you keep, and I'll tell you why: 1055 01:28:49,733 --> 01:28:55,738 so that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish, 1056 01:28:55,738 --> 01:28:59,409 every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out: 1057 01:28:59,409 --> 01:29:04,080 "Dear god, what is that thing?", will echo in your perfect ears. 1058 01:29:04,080 --> 01:29:08,376 That is what "to the pain" means. It means I leave you in anguish, 1059 01:29:08,376 --> 01:29:12,046 wallowing in freakish misery forever. 1060 01:29:14,715 --> 01:29:17,051 I think you're bluffing. 1061 01:29:17,051 --> 01:29:21,054 It's possible, pig, I might be bluffing. 1062 01:29:21,054 --> 01:29:24,057 It's conceivable, you miserable vomitous mass, 1063 01:29:24,057 --> 01:29:28,061 that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand, 1064 01:29:28,061 --> 01:29:33,108 then again, perhaps I have the strength after all. 1065 01:29:49,790 --> 01:29:53,127 Drop your sword! 1066 01:29:57,798 --> 01:29:59,800 Have a seat! 1067 01:30:03,136 --> 01:30:05,639 Tie him up. 1068 01:30:06,306 --> 01:30:08,808 Make it as tight as you like. 1069 01:30:13,146 --> 01:30:15,773 - Where's Fezzik? - I thought he was with you. 1070 01:30:15,773 --> 01:30:18,443 - No. - In that case... 1071 01:30:18,443 --> 01:30:19,777 Help him. 1072 01:30:19,777 --> 01:30:21,779 Why does Westley need helping? 1073 01:30:21,779 --> 01:30:23,447 Because he has no strength. 1074 01:30:23,447 --> 01:30:26,117 I knew it! I knew you were bluffing! I knew he was bluffing. 1075 01:30:26,117 --> 01:30:27,785 Shall I dispatch him for you? 1076 01:30:27,785 --> 01:30:30,121 Thank you, but no. Whatever happens to us, 1077 01:30:30,121 --> 01:30:33,123 I want him to live a long life alone with his cowardice. 1078 01:30:33,123 --> 01:30:39,129 Inigo! Inigo, where are you? 1079 01:30:39,129 --> 01:30:41,131 Ah, there you are. 1080 01:30:41,131 --> 01:30:46,803 Inigo, I saw the prince's stables, and there they were, four white horses. 1081 01:30:46,803 --> 01:30:51,141 And I thought, there are four of us, -if we ever find the lady- 1082 01:30:51,141 --> 01:30:54,144 Hello, lady! 1083 01:30:54,144 --> 01:30:58,648 so I took them with me, in case we ever bumped into each other. 1084 01:30:58,648 --> 01:31:00,483 I guess we just did. 1085 01:31:00,483 --> 01:31:03,152 Fezzik, you did something right. 1086 01:31:03,152 --> 01:31:06,864 Don't worry. I won't let it go to my head. 1087 01:31:25,507 --> 01:31:29,844 You know, it's very strange, 1088 01:31:29,844 --> 01:31:33,848 I have been in the revenge business so long, 1089 01:31:33,848 --> 01:31:38,519 now that it's over, I don't know what to do with the rest of my life. 1090 01:31:38,519 --> 01:31:41,189 Have you ever considered piracy? 1091 01:31:41,189 --> 01:31:44,859 You'd make a wonderful dread pirate Roberts. 1092 01:31:55,202 --> 01:31:57,538 They rode to freedom. 1093 01:31:57,538 --> 01:32:02,209 And as dawn arose, Westley and Buttercup knew they were safe. 1094 01:32:02,209 --> 01:32:06,880 A wave of love swept over them. And as they reached for each other... 1095 01:32:09,549 --> 01:32:10,884 What? What? 1096 01:32:10,884 --> 01:32:14,888 No, it's kissing again. You don't want to hear it. 1097 01:32:14,888 --> 01:32:18,558 - I don't mind so much... - Okay. 1098 01:32:21,894 --> 01:32:25,564 Since the invention of the kiss, there have been 5 kisses 1099 01:32:25,564 --> 01:32:29,235 that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. 1100 01:32:29,235 --> 01:32:33,197 This one left them all behind. 1101 01:32:35,866 --> 01:32:37,868 The end. 1102 01:32:40,537 --> 01:32:43,540 Now I think you ought to go to sleep. 1103 01:32:49,921 --> 01:32:53,258 Okay. Okay. 1104 01:32:53,258 --> 01:32:56,594 Okay. All right. 1105 01:33:00,264 --> 01:33:01,933 Shalom! 1106 01:33:03,601 --> 01:33:08,606 Grandpa? 1107 01:33:08,606 --> 01:33:12,943 Maybe you could come over and read it again to me tomorrow. 1108 01:33:14,278 --> 01:33:15,946 As you wish... 1109 01:33:23,224 --> 01:33:28,624 Subtitles for 1:33:35.498 h - 734807522 b by vlastikw