■
本字幕由★迪幻字幕组★为您奉献 欢迎登录www.Deefun.com
■
翻译： wangzhenx Tracy Kop
-她又来了 -小疯帽总在这儿 - There she is again. - Crazy hat's always here.
■
校订： WaitinZ
你觉得她在扮谁 What do you think her deal is?
过气的电影明星 还是奥运花滑运动员 Former movie star? Olympic figure skater?
■
后期： WaitinZ
长椅上的流浪汉 Bum on a bench.
可你看她是怎么看别人的 But look at how she looks at everyone.
她脑子里到底在想些什么呢 What goes on in a head like hers?
我们可能永远也不会知道 I guess we'll never know.
喂 小疯帽 你在想什么呢 Hey, crazy hat! What goes on in your head?
新冒险就此开启 And a new adventure begins.
你们俩 过来 我来跟你们谈谈人生 You and you, c'mere! I'll teach you about life.
才不 陌生人 想让我坐在长椅上的话 Can't. Stranger. You want me to sit on the bench,
我要查看三种身份证明 I'm gonna need three forms of identification.
相信我 我知道她是谁 Trust me. I know who she is.
她是好人 She's all right.
好的 警官 Okay, copper.
嗨 这是警官对你做的手势 Hey! That's officer copper to you.
早上好 艾芙琳 这雨停不了了 是吧 Mornin', Evelyn. Never gonna stop rainin', is it?
没关系 尤金 这两个洋娃娃 That's okay, Eugene. These two little dollies
想要送我一件时髦的披风呢 are about to give me one of their designer ponchos.
这是垃圾袋 尤金 They're garbage bags, Eugene.
但你必须在头那儿挖个洞 But you have to put a hole for your head.
啊 那样你才能呼吸 Ah, so you can breathe.
那样清洁工才不会把你扔走 So the garbageman doesn't throw you out.
没错 这事儿还真发生过 Yep, that happened.
我大喊大叫 但他根本不管 I was yelling, but he didn't care.
我把她从垃圾车里救了出来 I rescued her from the truck.
她一路追着我到33号大街 She chased me all the way to 33rd street.
哇 这才是真朋友 Wow, now that is a friend.
是我的话 没钱我谁都不去追 Me? I don't chase nobody for nothin'.
那如果我偷香蕉呢 What if I stole a banana?
那我会很对你很失望的 I'd be very disappointed in you.
好吧 Okay.
我看出来了 I have observed
你们俩是好朋友 you two are good friends.
从不错过任何事 是吗 小疯帽 Don't miss a thing, do you, crazy hat?
当然了 你们上学要迟到了 No, I don't. Now you're about to be late for school,
我要到联合国发表演讲也要迟到了 and I'm about to be late for addressing the United Nations.
祝你们一天顺利 娃娃们 Have a good day, dollies.
做个好人 学无止境 Be good people, learn all you can.
她到底怎么了 玛雅 How does that happen to someone, Maya?
你说我们会不会也变成那样 Do you think that could ever happen to us?
至少不会比她更糟吧 Well, at least nothing worse than that could ever happen.
玛雅 Maya!
-玛雅 -好吧 - Maya? - Okay.
一直在期待这一天的到来 I've been waiting for a day like this to come.
闪电一般 我的心扉怦然打开 Struck like lightning, my heart's beating like a drum
已然站在奇妙世界的边缘 On the edge of something wonderful
我该如何面对所有的变换 Face to face with changes what's it all about?
生活如此疯狂 我能把握方向 Life is crazy but I know, I can work it out
因为我知道你就陪伴在我身旁 'Cause I got you to live it with me!
我感觉很好 世界就在前方 I feel alright I'm gonna take on the world!
人生的旅途让星光照亮 Light up the stars I've got some pages to turn.
我要高唱 噢 噢 噢 噢 噢 噢 I'm singing oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
整个世界 看我登场 Take on the world, take on the world!
看我登场 Take on the world!
俏姑娘看世界 第一季第十集 Girl Meets World S01E10 Girl Meets Crazy Hat
比利时 1831年 Belgium, 1831--
不 No!
-在1831年 比利时 -不 - In 1831, Belgium-- - No!
-莱丽 -我该做什么 - Riley? - What's my thing?
-你该做什么 -我会变成什么样 爸爸 - What's your thing? - What am I going to be, dad?
-我会过得好吗 -莱丽 仔细听我说 - Am I gonna be okay? - Riley, listen to me very carefully.
-好吧 -1831年 比利时宣告 - Okay. - In 1831, Belgium declared
从荷兰独立出来 its independence from the Netherlands.
如果我在地铁站终老一生 What will people be thinking of me
人们会怎么看我呢 if I end up living in a subway?
如果她什么事都没有呢 老师 What if nothing happens for her, sir?
莱丽可不能过成那样 她可是我的饭票啊 Riley can't end up like that. She's my meal ticket!
究竟怎么了 我刚看见你们俩吃过早饭啊 What the--? I just saw you girls at breakfast!
比利时发生了什么？
冷静一下 法尔科 你又在说荷兰语了 Calm down, Farkle. You're speaking in Dutch again.
哦 是吗？
我受到的教育不应该取决于...
不不不 No no no.
你耳光打重了 You slapped yourself way too hard.
又偏到西班牙语去了 You went all the way to Spanish.
我受到的教育不应该取决于你女儿的情绪 My education should not be based on your daughter's moods.
我也不该 但事已至此 Neither should mine, but it is!
同学们 一个女儿问他爸爸 Guys,a daughter asks her father,
"我该做什么" "What's my thing?"
从被问出的那一刻起 This question will resonate
这个问题就会在所有父母的心中产生共鸣 in the hearts of all parents from the moment it's asked
直到孩子过上自在的生活那天为止 until the day their child feels comfortable in the world.
很快你们就会参加工作 Pretty soon you're all going to join the work force.
你该做什么 What's your thing?
你们有什么抱负 What do you aspire to?
将会如何影响他人 How will you affect people?
这才是唯一重要的历史 That's the only history that matters.
谢谢你 爸爸 Thank you, daddy.
好的 同学们 接下来 All right, guys, tell you what.
咱们把全班分成两个独立的公司 Let's split the class into two separate businesses
来看看你们会为自己做些什么 and see how you do for yourselves.
我们来看看大家都会关心些什么事 好吗 We'll see if anyone's got anything to worry about, okay?
太赞了 Excellent.
我们是什么公司 What will our companies be?
无所谓 呃 Doesn't matter. Uh...
松饼公司 行吗 Muffins, okay?
你们俩是"莱丽和法尔科松饼公司" You two are going to be "Riley and Farkle's muffins."
-这就是你们这一周要做的事 -我已经知道要做什么了 - That'll be your thing for the week. - I already got my thing.
莱丽会成为成功人士 我会去抱她大腿 Riley's gonna be a success and I'm gonna sponge off her
直到她烦我为止 until she gets sick of me.
-我永远都不会烦你 -那我此生无忧了 - I will never get sick of you. - I am set for life!
好的 那我们快出去赚钱吧 All right, let's get out there and make some money--
有钱有米有面包 Cash, cabbage, cheddah-cheeeze!
那就是你的价值所在吗 法尔科 Those are your values, Farkle?
除了盈利以外 作为一个公司还能有什么价值 What else should a company value but profits?
如果我有一家公司的话 我会好好对待员工 If I had a company, I'd treat my employees well
并且确保为顾客做正确的事 and make sure we did right by our customers.
你说的正是这个国家犯下的最大的错误 You are everything that's wrong with this country.
那么就给你一家公司 卢卡斯 Then you do have a company, Lucas.
"哈特和弗莱尔松饼公司" "Hart and Friar muffins."
那么现在这两家相互竞争的公司 So these two competing companies
会把其他同学雇为员工 will hire the rest of you guys as employees.
学校里的所有其他人则会成为你们的顾客 Everyone else in school will be your customers.
-让我们看看会发生什么 -我告诉你会发生什么 - Let's see what happens. - Here's what happens,
-我们会击败你们 -我们会成为亿万富翁 - we crush you. - We will be bajillionaires,
而你将会用塑料餐具把你刚刚说的话吃回去 and you will eat your words using plastic cutlery.
你威胁人的时候太可爱了 You're cute when you're menacing.
我简直不知道该怎么办了 I don't know what to do now.
我就知道 I know.
-怎么了 -比利时 继续吧 - What? - Belgium. Let's go.
-出去 -好吧 - Get out. - Okay.
-你该给我钱了 - it's time for you to pay me.
我为什么要给你钱 What would I be paying you for?
我也不知道 反正你给莱丽钱了 I don't know. You pay Riley.
我给莱丽零花钱是因为她做家务了 I give Riley an allowance because she does chores.
-你做了什么呢 -近在眼前 - What do you do? - You're lookin' at it.
好吧 这是五分钱 Okay, here is a nickel.
你在逗我吗 Is this a joke?
那你觉得你值多少钱呢 奥吉 What do you think you're worth, Auggie?
我觉得我值三块四毛九 不含税 I think I'm worth $3.49 plus tax.
这听上去像什么东西的价格嘛 Well, that sounds like the price of something.
而你知道某人的生日要到了 是吗 And you know that somebody's birthday is coming up, don't you?
或许是哦 Maybe I do.
那你简直比我想的要聪明两百倍 Then you are about 200 times cuter than I thought.
哇喔 十块钱 Wow, 10 bucks!
我简直要去打滚了 I'm gonna go roll around in this!
-我喜欢巧克力 -我也是 - I like chocolate! - Me too!
这批松饼只剩最后一个啦 Last muffin from this batch.
他们的松饼怎么那么白呢 Why are their muffins so white?
-一块钱 -等一下 - One dollar. - Hold on.
-我觉得不该这样 -那你要怎么样 法尔科 - I don't think so. - What are you doing, Farkle?
这是供需定律 莱丽 It's the law of supply and demand, Riley.
我们是供方 他们是需方 We supply, they demand.
让我们看看最后一个松饼对他们来说值多少钱 Let's find out what our last muffin is worth to them.
-一块二毛五 -一块五 - Dollar and a quarter! - $1.50.
拜托 他们的松饼到底有什么好的 Hey! What's so great about their muffins?
我们这儿有很多松饼啊 We've got plenty of muffins right here.
- 两块 - 两块五 - $2.00. - $2.50!
我把我弟弟给你 I'll give you my brother!
好了 进度报告 All right, progress reports.
虚构的美国公司现在怎么样啊 What's up in make-believe corporate America?
哈特和弗莱尔松饼报告 Hart and friar muffins report
我们的一百个松饼全部使用全天然和有机原料 we started with 100 muffins, made each with all-natural and organic ingredients.
你们选择这些做原料是因为 And you selected these ingredients because?
因为是正确和负责任的做法 Because that's the right and responsible thing to do.
- 你真的这么认为 - 我不知道 你和这家伙呆一整天试试 - You really believe that? - I dunno! You spend a day with this guy.
目前为止我们以一块钱的价格卖出了十四个松饼 So far we've sold 14 muffins at a dollar each.
好的 你们买松饼花了你多少钱 Okay, how much do they cost you?
- 一分钱没花 - 怎么可能 - They didn't cost us anything to make. - How's that possible?
是我妈妈买给我们的 My mother bought them for us.
她希望我们出售健康的食品 She wanted us to sell healthy food.
看你怎么收场吧 小越橘 How's that workin' out for us so far, huckleberry?
一旦我们卖完了 就把钱还给她 As soon as we sell them all, I'll pay her back.
我相信我们的产品 老师 I stand by our product, sir.
我也是 它们到处都是 So do I. They're everywhere.
你们的利润是多少 弗莱尔 How are your profits, Friar?
让我来教我的学生 好吗 法尔科 Let me teach my class, Farkle, okay?
我决定自己说什么 当我准备要说的时候 I decide what to say and when I'm gonna say it,
我来决定谁来回答我的问题 and I decide who to call on and what I'm gonna ask them!
- 我们的利润是多少 弗莱尔 - 没错 - How were my profits, Friar? - Yes!
所有的信息都在这里 老师 Well, I have those right here, sir.
零 None.
- 抱歉 你说啥 - 零 - I'm sorry, what? - None.
你这么问是不对的 我们的松饼是对健康有好处的 And it's not right, sir. Our muffins are good for you.
- 抱歉 你说啥 - 零 - I'm sorry, what? - None!
送都送不出去 We can't even give them away.
好了 来说说我们这个真正的虚构公司吧 All right, let's talk about a real make-believe company.
法尔科松饼 Farkle's muffins!
莱丽和法尔科松饼 Riley and Farkle's muffins.
你就这么说吧 Yeah, keep tellin' yourself that.
和我们的竞争者不一样 Unlike our competitors,
我们的利润达到了最大值 我们的员工也是 our profits are through the roof, and so are our employees.
他们怎么都这个样子 Why are they like that?
- 因为我们的产品 老师 - 莱丽 - They ate the product, sir. - Riley?
看上去大家都喜欢我们的松饼呢 爸爸 Everybody seems to like our muffins, dad.
哦 我可爱的天真的孩子 Oh, my sweet innocent child.
- 你还看不出是为什么啊 - 因为里面装的满满的都是爱啊 - Can't you see why? - Because they're filled with love.
我觉得装的不是那玩意儿 莱丽 I don't think that's what they're filled with, Riley.
对吧 我们的为什么松饼那么白 法尔科 Yeah. Why do they come out so white, Farkle?
因为它们是百分百的碳氢氧 Because they're 100% carbon, hydrogen and oxygen.
跟我们这些非科学家们解释一下 法尔科 Uh, explain that to the non-scientists, Farkle.
糖 它们都是糖 一个大方糖 Sugar! They're all sugar! Just one big sugar cube!
啥 What?
我们的松饼是由燕麦 蜂蜜和本地的浆果做成的 Ours are oatmeal, honey and locally-harvested berries.
法尔科 你说是全天然的 Farkle, you said all-natural.
- 糖 - 你说是有机的 - Sugar! - You said organic.
- 糖 - 你还说很好吃 - Sugar! - You said delicious.
糖 Sugar!
法尔科 我们是在做生意 Farkle, we're a business.
生意是不能只为赚得一点小钱 Businesses do not just mislead their customers
就误导顾客的 to make a little bit of money!
我们不能再用了 法尔科 这些松饼是有害的 We're done for, Farkle. These muffins are pure evil.
你们准备吃吗如果你们不吃的话我就马上吃掉了 Are you gonna eat that because if you're not gonna eat that I would eat that right now
我要做的就是立马吃掉 is what I would do is I would eat that right now is what I would do.
你知道该怎么获得成功吗 莱丽 You know how you succeed, Riley?
你得给予人们他们想要的东西 You give the people what they want.
因此我们才取得了成功 That's why we're a success...
而他们没有 And they're not.
这不公平 马修斯老师 This isn't fair, Mr. Matthews!
我听了卢卡斯和他妈妈说的 I had to listen to Lucas and his mother talk about
良好的饮食 健康的生活 "good eatin'" and "wholesome livin'"
还有什么大自然丰富的馈赠 and "the natural cornucopia of the earth's bounty"...
- 你到底认真听过我说的话吗 - 哼哼 - Have you ever even heard me talk? - Huh-hur-rrrr!
而他俩只是把糖装进了松饼杯 ...while these two just poured sugar into a muffin cup.
- 这不公平 - 怎么就不公平了 - It isn't fair! - What isn't fair?
因为我没在他们队 That I'm not on their team!
玛雅 我们这么做是不对的 Maya, what we did isn't okay.
但是我之前不知道 我不会再继续堕落下去的 我要说话 But I didn't know and I'm not going down for this. I'll talk.
跟谁说 对每个喜欢我们松饼的人吗 To who? To everyone who loves our muffins?
享受成功的滋味吧 莱丽 是甜的哦 Enjoy the taste of success, Riley. It's sweet.
对我来说不是 我嘴里有股苦味 Not to me. I have a very bitter taste in my mouth.
你肯定没尝过我们的松饼 You must've eaten one of ours.
玛雅 你们公平竞争了 而我们没有 Maya, you played fair. We didn't.
我们不诚信 你们和我们不一样 We have no integrity. You do.
那他们得到了什么呢 我们都可以买断他们的生意了 And what does that get them? We can buy and sell their business.
事实上 我喜欢那种声音 耶 In fact, I like the sound of that. Yeah!
我建议莱丽和法尔科松饼并购哈特和弗莱尔松饼 I propose a merger between Riley and Farkle's muffins and Hart and Friar muffins.
为什么要并购 法尔科 Why the merger, Farkle?
我们彼此拥有对方的需求 马修斯老师 We both have what we each need, Mr. Matthews.
我们有利润 他们有诚信 我要买下它 We have profits. They have integrity. I'm buyin' it!
我的诚信不出售 My integrity is not for sale.
- 我的出售 - 玛雅 - Mine is. - Maya!
我们欠你妈妈一百块钱呢 We owe your mother a hundred bucks.
合作愉快 搭档 Put 'er there, partner!
我们的新公司名字就叫 Our new company will be called
法尔科 "Farkle."
你的名字不再出现在我们的公司名里了 Your names are no longer part of the company.
为什么 Why not?
并购后的第一件事是什么 爸爸 "What's the first thing that happens after a merger, daddy?"
并购后的第一件事是什么 爸爸 What's the first thing that happens after a merger, daddy?
裁员 Downsizing.
当两家公司合并之后 员工就跟着遭殃了 When two companies come together, employees become vulnerable.
- 别跟他说呀 - 莱丽 我觉得他早就知道了 - Don't tell him! - Uh, Riley, I think he already knows.
卢卡斯 开除公司一半人 Lucas, fire half of the company.
- 从莱丽和玛雅开始 - 为什么要我来干这事儿 - Start with Riley and Maya. - Why do I have to do that?
因为你满口德克萨斯口音啊 Because you're all full of that Texas "gee willikers" hooey.
你长着英俊的脸蛋 就作为公司的门面吧 You charm people. So you'll be the face of the company
而我则退居幕后做天才的指挥者 and I'll be the behind-the-scenes hermit genius.
- 马修斯老师 - 毫无争辩之地啊 - Mr. Matthews? - How do you argue with that?
一直很欣赏你 马修斯老师 你很有胆识 Always liked you, Matthews. You got moxie.
谢了 老大 Thanks, chief!
- 莱丽 - 干啥 - Riley? - Yeah?
你被解雇了 You're fired.
好的 Fine.
嘿 如果她走 那我也走 Hey, if she goes, I go.
友谊和忠诚只属于弱者 Friendship and loyalty are for the weak.
通知大伙我会再出一批松饼 Let everyone know I'll cook another batch.
价格涨到三块钱 And raise the price up to $3.00.
- 那么贵大家不会买的 - 噢 - They'll never go for it. - Oh...
我觉得他们已经上瘾了 I think they're hooked.
妈妈 您在忙律师的事吗 Mommy, doing your lawyer stuff?
是的 我刚看完一个案子 Yeah, I'm just going over a case.
- 是关于什么的 - 哦 - What's it about? - Oh!
你对这个感兴趣我很感激 奥吉 Thank you for taking an interest, Auggie!
一家公司报告说他们的收入被会计 One company under-reported their earnings for the fiscal--
快别说了 Please make it stop!
谢谢 Thank you!
- 是谁呀 - 是我花零用钱叫来的 - Who's that? - That's what I spent my allowance on.
好吧 虽然还没到我的生日 但是我不介意啊 Oh, well, it's not quite my birthday yet, but okay!
是快递吗 你有快件啊 And it's a delivery? You had something delivered?
你怎么做到的 难道你是个天才而我们还没意识到 How did you do that? Are you a genius and we don't know it?
你好 奥吉 Hi, Auggie.
谢谢你送的东西 Thanks for the stuff!
好吧 你不是个天才 Okay, no. You're not a genius.
你只是个傻小子 拜倒在了 You're just a boy under the spell of--
快看我 Look at me
我是艾娃·摩根斯特恩 I'm Ava Mor-gen-stern! Yeah!
我真是越来越喜欢你了 I just like you more and more.
这都是奥吉给我买的 Auggie bought all of this for me.
他给你买了啥 What did he buy for you?
奥吉不需要为了得到我的爱给我买人造珠宝 Auggie doesn't have to buy my love with costume jewelry.
你说这是真的 You said this was real!
好了好了 知道我们要干嘛吗 Okay okay! You know what we're gonna do?
知道我们马上要干嘛吗 You know what we're gonna do right now?
我们来玩捉迷藏 没错 We are going to play hide and seek! Yes, we are!
好了 奥吉 你可以到另一间屋子里数数了 Okay, auggie, you can go in the other room and count.
- 不应该是藏着的人 - 我们来种新玩法 - Isn't the hider supposed-- - We're gonna play a new way.
- 我蛮确定是藏着的人 - 新玩法 - I'm pretty sure it's supposed-- - New way!
女人啊 Women!
- 我可盯着你呢 -这不只是咱俩之间的事 托庞嘉 - I'm onto you. - This is not about us, Topanga.
- 你刚说啥 - 奥吉的零花钱得增加了 - What did you say? - Auggie needs a raise in his allowance.
我这么跟你说吧 你个方糖小妞 I'll tell you what, you little sugar cube.
我带你去看最好的藏身之处 I am gonna show you the best place to hide
- 他怎么也找不到你 - 哪里 - where he will never find you! - Where?
- 你家 - 但是 - Your house. - But--
好了没 我来了 Ready or not here I come!
妈妈 艾娃呢 我有没有变热 Mommy, where's Ava? Am I getting warm?
没 No.
- 奥吉啊 - 什么事 - Auggie? - Yes?
你给艾娃买了些很靓的东西 是不是 You bought Ava some shiny stuff, huh?
因为我喜欢她呀 她在哪儿呢 Because I love her. Where is she?
听着 奥吉 靓不一定好 Listen, auggie, what's shiny isn't always good.
但贵的肯定是好的 But it sure was expensive.
- 钱都花光了吗 - 嗯 - You don't have any money left? - Nope.
现在还有谁会喜欢我啊 Who's gonna love me now?
听着 人们时常是不知好歹的 Listen, people don't always know what's good for them.
你一定要知道什么对你是有好处的 奥吉 Please know what's good for you, Auggie.
这就挺好的 This is pretty good.
你是不是又把她赶出去了 You threw her out again, didn't you?
我一心扑在那个公司上 I gave my whole life to that company.
结果呢 连份假工作都保不住 What happened? I can't even keep a fake job.
我担心的事情都来了 Oh no, all of my fears are realized.
- 我这是要困在这里的节奏啊 - 别抓狂 - I'm going to end up here! - Don't go crazy.
得 抓狂吧 Now go crazy.
现在你被炒了鱿鱼 Now you got fired...
哎呀 一盒子的耻辱啊 Ah, the box of shame.
怎么回事 What happened?
课程作业 模拟经商 Class project. Fake business.
- 被炒了 - 也没那么糟嘛 - Got fired. - Not so terrible.
我自个儿也被炒了一两次 I've been fired myself once or twice.
但不是模拟经商吧 Yeah, but not from fake businesses.
也可以这么说 I think you could call 'em that.
现在我就在这儿 看着人们 Now I come down here and watch people
来来往往 把生活奉献给模拟经商 coming and going, giving their lives to fake businesses.
那啥 得走了 有个重大会议 Welp, gotta go! Big meeting!
跟松鼠开的吧 With squirrels.
谢谢啊 Yeah. Thanks.
只有我们 只有我们还坐在椅子上 It's just us. It's just us on the bench.
没工作 没未来 没钱 No jobs, no future, no dollar,
因为我把钱给了她 because I gave it to her.
我下午的零食该怎么办呢 What am I gonna do about my mid-afternoon snack?
我找到了披萨皮跟鞋 I got pizza crust and a shoe.
- 多少码的 - 十码 - What size? - 10!
今天真背啊 What a terrible day.
哟 那谁还坐在这儿哪 Well, look who's still here.
姑娘们哪 My dollies.
一直在观察人呢 是不是 Been looking at the people, huh?
戴帽子的 看见你挺高兴的 Hey, hat, you're a sight for sore eyes.
- 会开得怎么样 -没什么特别的 - How'd your meeting go? - Oh, the usual.
就冲着人吼 Yelled at everybody. Y'know.
他们在我身边都挺怕我的 Had 'em all running around scared of me.
- 听起来挺好玩的 - 还有比这更好玩的呢 - Sounds like fun. - It's more fun
我从我那栋又大又高的楼下来的时候 when I come down here from my big, tall building.
- 你的楼 - 以我命名的 - Oh, your building? - It was named after me.
是叫“傻帽”大厦吗 The Crazy Hat Building?
我之所以坐在这儿看着人们 I sit here lookin' at all the people because it turns out,
是因为他人是你自己幸福的关键 other people are the key to your own happiness.
我看得多了就开始思考能为他们做点什么 I watch 'em enough and I start thinkin' about what I can do for them.
- 你为他们做什么了 -嗯哼 - What you can do for them? - Mm-hmm.
你们现在看着这些人 Now you've been lookin' at all these people,
你们看到了什么 now what do you see?
我看见一帮浑身湿了的人 I see a bunch of wet people
他们应该打一把真正的伞 who could probably use some real umbrellas.
不是那种法尔科一样的奸商在街上卖的不中用的伞 Yeah, not the no-good kind some Farkle sells on the street
他们卖伞只为了自己有钱有米有面包 just to make some "cash, cabbage, cheddah-cheese."
这只要稍微看看就都能看出来了 Huh. You saw all that just by lookin' a little.
法尔科是什么 What's a Farkle?
你知道人们在暴雨中宁可弄湿自己 Did you know that people won't protect themselves from the storm,
也要尽力保证他们的早餐不被淋湿吗 but they'll make sure their morning doughnut stays dry?
这个观察挺有意思 Interesting observation.
那你准备跟班里的同学说些什么 Now what are you gonna tell your class about it?
什么也不说 我不回去 Nothing. Not going back.
- 不想再被羞辱了 -难啊 - Tired of being humiliated. - Tough.
那什么 我们要回去 You know what? We're gonna go back.
小疯帽都能走进大楼冲人们大喊 Crazy hat goes into buildings and screams at people
没人羞辱你吧 and you're not humiliated, right?
太差劲了 That was terrible!
雨连下六天了 It's been raining for six days.
事情是这样的 人们在外面又湿又冷 Here's what's real, people are wet and cold out there.
他们需要点什么 好在暴风雨中保证安全 They need something to keep them safe from the storm,
我们知道该怎么帮他们 and we know how to give it to them.
如果纽约市的每个地铁站 What if every single subway stop in New York City
都备有捐赠的雨伞会怎么样呢 was stocked with donated umbrellas?
马修斯哈特雨伞基金会 非营利的 The Matthews and Hart Umbrella Foundation. It's non-profit.
什么 What?!
等你进了地铁站 When you come into the subway station
就把伞放在雨伞架上 you leave an umbrella in the stand--
而下一个地铁站也会有雨伞供你使用 and when you leave the next station, there'll be one waiting for you.
马修斯哈特雨伞基金会 The Matthews and Hart Umbrella Foundation.
我们为你遮风避雨 We got you covered.
雨伞是没有钱途的 There's no money in umbrellas.
- 伞是供人用的 - 我的公司可以赚钱 - No, only people. - My company makes a profit.
但代价也不小 看看你这些顾客 Yeah, but at what cost? Look at your customers.
这么好吃的东西怎么会让我感觉如此糟糕呢 How could something that tastes so good make me feel so bad?
有涨就有跌的 法尔科 What goes up must come down, Farkle.
至少我涨过 你们除了点子之外还有啥 At least I was up. What do you have besides an idea?
她们有投资者 They've got an investor!
- 不是吧 - 她跟过来了 - Oh no. - She followed us.
艾芙琳·兰德 Evelyn Rand.
你认识小疯帽 You know Crazy Hat?
她是兰德实业的董事会主席 I know she's the chairman of the board of Rand Industries.
你们上学路上会经过她的大厦 You guys walk by her building on the way to school.
- 她真有一栋大厦啊 -还是以她的名字命名的 - She really has a building? - With her name on it.
我经常在大厦顶楼 You'll usually find me on the top floor of my building
大喊大叫 going, "rahr rahr rah!"
两位小姑娘想知道我的名字是怎么出现在大厦上的吗 You two dollies want to know how I got my name on the building?
我想知道 I do!
我听到了一个点子 知道这个点子很好 By knowing a good idea when I hear one.
所以我写了张支票给两位小姑娘 So I've made out a check to "the two dollies."
- 这都可以吗 -我想干啥就干啥 - You can do that? - I can do whatever I want.
现在我要你们去弄些雨伞 Now what I want you to do is go get some umbrellas,
放在地铁站里 go get 'em in some subway stations.
你们开个头 人们知道接下来该怎么做 You start. The people will do the rest.
我相信他们 我一直在观察他们 I believe in them. I've watched them.
告诉我哪个是法尔科 Now which one is the Farkle?
别搞了 Stop it!
这是一块钱 法尔科 Now this is $1.00, Farkle.
辛辛苦苦赚来的血汗钱 Somebody came by it by doing hard work.
不是开空头支票让人失望就能得来的 Not by pumping people up with something you knew would let them down.
别留着这一块钱 Don't keep the dollar.
留着对你没用 经营下去 It won't fix you if you keep it. Pass it on.
那样才能改变你 宅男 给我拿着 That's what changes you, farkle. Take it from me.
谢谢
别客气
而你们两个 别太担忧未来 And, you two, don't worry so much about your future.
- 真的吗 - 当然是真的 - Really? - Really, yes.
你们两个小姑娘会好得很 You two dollies, you're going to be just fine.
来 这是你们的第一把伞 Mm-hmm, now here, here's your first umbrella.
干得好啊 这位老爹 Nice, nice work, dad.
你真觉得你能让这些孩子的生活发生改变吗 You really think that you can make a difference in these kids' lives?
嗯 我可以 Yeah, I do.
我可是他们的老师 I'm their teacher.
挺好的 Good for you.
莱丽 要是行的话 Riley, if it's at all possible,
我想给你的公司帮帮忙 I'd like to help out with your company.
哎呀 你还真是暖男啊 Aww. You're as sweet as sugar.
马修斯小姐说你已经被炒鱿鱼了 Ms. Matthews says you're fired.
是我活该 Yeah, I had that coming.
我会在你身边 I'll be by your side
当天空变灰 开始下雨 When the sky's gone gray and it starts to rain
我会在你身边 I'll be by your side
我们属于彼此 We belong together
没有人比你更好 Ain't nobody better
我会在你身边 I'll be by your side
当你事事不顺 需要朋友相助 When nothing's making sense and you need a friend
我会在你身边 I'll be by your side