You're dead, bitch!
妳死定了，賤女人
看什麼看？
What the hell you lookin' at?
Fuckin' hell.
可惡
妳倒大楣了，美女
Looks like you are shit outta luck, beautiful.
我來幫妳剖腹生產
Now I'm gonna give you your C-section.
去你媽的…
You son of a bi…
多吃蔬菜有益健康
Eat your vegetables.
She's in here!
她在裡面
Come on!
快
Where is she?
There she is!
她在那裡
— Get out of here! — Over there!
快離開
Kill her on sight!
見人就殺
Who the fuck is that?
那是誰？
那女的咧？
Where the hell is the girl?
Get him!
宰了他
Jesus!
老天
Oh, God! Fuck!
我靠
片名：史密斯先生
Come on, push. Push!
用力…
我的手
My hand!
— Do you know what I hate? — No.
知道我不爽什麼嗎？
不知
我不爽中年癟三還綁馬尾
I hate these 40-year-old jack-holes wearing ponytails.
馬尾俗擱無力又老氣
— That ponytail doesn't make you look hip… — Come on.
…young, or cool.
OK, it's comin'. Come on.
好，快出來了 加油，死命再推一下
Give me one big push.
搞什麼？
What the fuck?
我中彈了…
I'm bleedin'. I'm bleedin' out.
Quit squirming, you're ruining my shot.
不要亂動，我會失去準頭
爛槍一把
What a piece of crap.
We're outta here.
我們走
抱歉搞得髒兮兮，小媽
Sorry about the messy delivery, Mom.
讓他安靜下來
We need quiet.
Give Junior something to drink.
給他喝些東西
太讚了，英雄大哥 太讚了
Bravo, Mr. Hero. Bravo.
為何追殺這個女的？
Why you tryin' to kill this woman?
Something funny?
笑什麼？
只是想起了一首打油詩
Oh, I was just remembering a limerick.
有個女人大肚子
Well, «There once was a woman who was quite begat…
生下三個小伙子
She had three babies named Nat, Pat and Tat…
她說餵奶會爽死
She said it was fun at the breeding…
But found it was hell in the feeding…
只是老三沒奶吃
When she saw there was no tit for Tat.»
把她活活給氣死
你大傷我的元氣
You have caused me no end of trouble.
But now I shall return the favor.
我要把它討回來
Tit for tat, right?
老三沒奶吃，對嗎？
Now, see, that's the latest thing.
那可是最新科技
這槍只認槍主的指紋
The gun will only fire when it recognizes…
the thumbprint of the owner.
It makes firearms safer and it cuts down the crime too.
幫槍主保命並降低犯罪率
Get him!
宰了他
妳是誰？
Who are you?
Lady, what's your name?
小姐，貴姓大名？
“華克貨運”
好美的奶子
Nice knockers.
God damn it!
該死
“趕羚羊”
趕你的頭啦
Fuck you, ya fuckin' fuckers.
“你嘛趕羚羊”
老三沒奶吃，英雄大哥
Tit for tat, Mr. Hero.
Tit for tat.
老三沒奶吃
Grab his legs.
Get him in there. Come on.
I was goin' back for her, boss.
我本來要回去幹掉她的，老大
No, I got it.
我來就好
Hey, I'm not the head honcho who sits on his hands…
我可不是啥都不做的老大
warming them with his own exhaust…
愣在那裡看手下累個半死 分秒必爭
while everybody else does the work.
Every second counts, right?
怎麼會變成這種局面？
Now, how the heck did this happen, huh?
Everything was goin' smooth at the safe house…
本來沒事，那女的突然拔槍
…when the woman draws a gun.
誰知道孕婦會突然拔槍？
I mean, who expects a pregnant lady to pull a piece on ya, eh?
And who was this man who was with her?
跟她一起那男的是誰？
I don't know.
我不知道
After the woman escaped, we tracked her here.
我們追那女的出來
This guy, he was hangin' around…
那傢伙本來在公車站閒晃
at the bus stop.
我們想回頭再做掉他
I mean, so we decided that we'd deal with him later…
but we go after the woman…
先去宰那個女人，他跑來亂
he gets in on the action. You know?
He took a gun, he started shootin' at us,
拿把槍就跟我們對幹
and that's… that's when y…
然後你就來了
— Oh. OK. — …you arrived.
Take it easy. Sit down.
慢慢講
坐下
All right.
Oh, you all right?
你還好嗎？
OK.
你是說那個路人甲跑來救她？
Are you tryin' to tell me…
that some bum came to her rescue?
Well, well, well, this is a fine mess, huh?
了不起，真是慘爆了
I won't make this mistake again.
我下次不敢了
我的屁股不想再中彈了
Well, I got a piece of lead in my butt as a reminder.
OK.
I can appreciate that.
我可以體會
我的屁股
My ass!
看你還敢不敢再失手
And let that be a reminder never to fail me again.
Damn.
可惡
交出小孩，我就饒你一命
Don't make me kill you to get the baby.
別跟來
Back off.
Sweetie, this deal is almost done.
老婆，這裡快搞定了
Look, I've already booked my flight home.
我已經訂好回程機票
OK?
好的
OK.
好的
I love you too.
我也愛妳，拜拜
Yeah. Bye-bye.
槍為什麼比女人還讚？
You know why a gun is better than a wife?
Don't know.
不知
Well, you can put a silencer on a gun.
槍可以裝滅音器
Sir, we spotted the target…
他在3街跟傑佛遜街路口
at Third and Jefferson heading toward the park.
掉頭
Turn us around.
Come on! Dad!
— Come on. — All right.
Who's Daddy's little girl?
安啦，小子
Don't worry, kid. Someone good'll find you.
好心人會抱你走
Oh, my God, look at this.
我的天，你看
Someone left a baby.
有棄嬰
Oops.
嘔死
氣死我了
Fuck me sideways.
Welcome back, Mr. Smith.
歡迎再度光臨，史密斯先生
關妲娜咧？
Where's Quintana?
Wait, Smith, Mistress Donna's with a customer.
等等，她有恩客
慢著，你不能上去
Wait, you can't go up there.
Oh, yeah, baby.
— Smith? — You like that, huh?
史密斯？
瑪麗比較合你胃口
Besides, I thought Mistress Mary was more your type.
You can't go up there.
你不能上去
— Come 'ere!
過來
歹勢，老兄，奶水吧打烊了
Sorry, pal, the bar's closed.
別猴急，史密斯，奶水還很多
Wait your turn, Smith.
There's plenty to go around.
Not for me, thanks. I'm lactose intolerant.
我不喝，謝了，我會吐奶
有何貴幹？史密斯
Just tell me what you want, Smith.
怪招
Kinky.
I want you to take care of this baby for a while.
我要妳照顧這小子一陣子
Five grand.
五千大洋，可讓妳休個幾週
That should keep you off your back for a couple of weeks.
沒嗑藥吧
Are you clean?
You know I'm a good Girl Scout.
我可是模範生耶
So you'll do it.
妳願意囉
Vaffanculo. Screw yourself, Smith.
“義大利語”
去你的，史密斯
For all I know, you snatched the kid.
我只知道你綁架了小孩
我不想當綁匪共犯
I don't want to be an accessory for kidnapping.
我沒偷小孩，相信我
I didn't steal the kid, trust me.
Trust you?
相信個頭
I don't even know your real name.
我連你本名叫啥都不知
你到底是誰，史密斯？
Who are you really, Smith?
超級英國奶爸加亡命之徒
I'm a British nanny…
and I'm dangerous.
Just keep the baby for one day and you can keep the whole roll.
幫我顧一天就好
錢妳可以留著
休想，奶爸
Forget it, Dad.
拉倒
Fine.
Ciao.
再見
Breast milk.
奶味
Let's go.
走了
This lady's baby needs to be fed.
小寶寶需要喝奶
Find me every wet nurse, lactating hooker…
給我揪出全城的奶媽妓女
and mammary on tap in the city.
I already told you, Smith, you're not welcome…
我說過了，史密斯
愛心媽媽不歡迎你
in the land of milk and honey.
I need a little cream for my coffee and some answers.
幫我的咖啡加奶，再幫我解惑
I'm sorry.
對不起
你們出去
Scram, fellas.
我要單獨和咖啡奶媽說說話
Give me a moment alone here with, uh…
Caffe La Mamma.
Relax. Relax.
不要怕…
放輕鬆
Mia piccola troietta.
不久前有個男人帶著小孩來
There was a man here with a baby not too long ago.
對，渾球一個
Yes. A real jerk.
他要我幫他看小孩
He wanted me to take care of the kid.
他叫什麼名字？
And what is this man's name?
史密斯
Smith.
史密斯先生
Mr. Smith.
我哪知他本名叫啥啊？
How the hell do I know his real name?
He saw me a couple of times…
我還是個體戶時
when I was pulling straight tricks.
他來捧場過幾次
He always used the same name — Smith.
他一直自稱史密斯先生
I don't believe you.
我不相信妳
I think you know more about this man.
我覺得妳知道更多
He was a lousy tipper.
他給小費超小氣
It gets hotter the more times it's fired.
開越多槍就越燙
If I had anything on him, I'd tell you.
我知道的全都招了
越接近那裡
And it gets a lot more painful the closer I get.
越痛
啥事啊，大哥
What's up, Doc?
Oh, you're a «wascally wabbit».
你是奸巧的兔寶寶啊
But you're not «wascally» enough.
可惜你不夠奸巧
Yeah?
是喔
That's a six-shooter.
那是六彈槍
我幫你數過
I just counted six shots.
You've blown your load.
你沒子彈了
你也好不到哪去
Yeah, well, what about you?
Your 9-millimeter is empty too.
你的九彈槍也空了
樓頂開八槍，廁所一槍
Yeah, you fired 8 on the rooftop, one in the men's room…
第二輪在遊樂場打完了
and your second cartridge was expended at the playground.
And you won't be getting it up with that gun you took off my man.
拿我手下的槍也沒用
Oh, no. Well, you see, like my weapon…
那就像是我的槍 沒指紋開不了
it also has the thumbprint safety device.
是喔
Oh, really?
想賭一把嗎？
Wanna bet?
打手槍最爽了
Nothin' like a good hand job.
Get your things. We're goin'.
捆包袱
走人
I don't understand a word you're going on about…
我有聽沒有懂 但我瞭妳的意思，我拒絕道歉
but I know exactly what you're saying and I refuse to apologize.
去你的，你差點害死我
Damn you, Smith. I could have been snuffed back there.
Yeah, you should be thanking me for saving your sweet back door.
妳應該謝謝我救妳一命
你怎麼那麼慢？
Why did you wait so goddamn long?
You're a bad girl, you deserve to be punished.
妳太壞，應該受點懲罰
Which car do you want?
妳想要哪部車？
— What? — I'm tired of walking.
什麼？
我不想走路了
看看這個
Look at this.
You wanna know the difference…
豪華房車跟豬頭有何關連？
between this luxury car and a porcupine?
放棄
I give up.
With the car, the pricks are on the inside.
這部車就是豬頭的車
那還用說
Tell me about it.
Hello, honey.
喂，老婆
很高興妳喜歡我送的花
Oh, good, good, I'm glad…
I'm glad you liked the flowers. Good.
老婆，這裡有點小狀況
Listen, sweetie…
I've run into a small hitch.
我可能會晚點回去
I think I'm gonna have to be out here for a while longer.
But don't worry.
妳放心
I will be back in time for Timmy's birthday party…
我發誓會趕回去幫兒子過生日
I swear to you.
Hugs and kisses.
抱抱親一下，拜拜
Bye-bye.
不然妳要我怎樣？
So, what was I supposed to do?
他們追殺孕婦，我不能不管
These guys were stalking this pregnant lady.
I couldn't just stand there.
Did you see that? I fuckin' hate that.
看到沒？我最不爽有人那樣
— What? — This guy, changin' lanes…
怎樣？
變換車道不打方向燈
without signaling.
打個方向燈有多難？
I mean, how hard is it to use your signal?
So you started shooting at them?
你就對他們開槍？
沒，我不帶傢伙的
No, I don't carry a piece.
I went to the woman. She had a gun.
我去救那女的，她有槍
他們開槍，我回擊
They started firing, I shot back.
He's done it again.
他又來了
I move my finger one inch…
手指動一下就能打方向燈
to use my turn signal.
Why are these assholes so lazy…
這些雜碎怎麼懶成這樣 動根手指保平安都不肯
they can't move their finger one fucking measly inch…
to drive more safely?
想知道為什麼嗎？
— You wanna know why? — Not particularly.
不太想
雜碎要削爆一定要冷酷無情 江山易改，本性難移
Because these rich bastards have to…
be callous and inconsiderate in the first place…
to make all that money, so when they get on the road…
they can't help themselves. They've gotta be…
開車上路照樣冷酷無情 這是他們的本性
callous and inconsiderate drivers too.
It's in their nature.
何不把小孩送警察局？
Why don't you take the baby to the police?
— I can't go to the police. — Why not?
我不能去警察局
為何？
我是郵件炸彈客
I'm the Unabomber.
郵件炸彈客落網了
They caught the Unabomber.
他們捉錯人了
That's what they think.
白痴
Stupid…
我受夠了
Right. That's it.
你超火爆的
You are the angriest man in the world.
If I remember right, you used to like it like that.
我沒記錯的話
妳從前就愛我火爆
Well, how many freelancers have you got?
你找來多少個體戶？
多少在地兄弟？
Yeah? How many local boys?
我需要人手
I need men, you understand?
很多的人手
I need a lot more men.
“槍”
“當舖”
我要四盒子彈
I want four mags…
一盒9釐米147空尖彈
a box of 9-millimeter 147 hollow-points…
再一件50防彈背心
…and give me 50 FMJs.
錢不太夠哦
You're a little short.
你誆我，你說你有五千大洋
You lied. You said you had $5,000.
How about we make up the difference with food stamps?
用救濟糧票補差額？
You wanna buy bullets with food stamps?
你想用糧票買子彈？
它可以抵現金
It's as good as cash.
你真可悲，我們在外面等你
You're pathetic, Smith.
We'll wait for you outside.
Look, why don't I sign over this check I got at the blood bank to you?
再給妳捐血支票，綽綽有餘
It'll more than cover it.
Throw in that check you got from the sperm bank…
再加上捐精支票就成交
and got yourself a deal.
那支票週三才拿得到
I don't get that check till Wednesday.
Listen, why don't you take a half-a box of shells…
你先拿半盒去
and I'll give you the other half…
等你週三有錢，再拿半盒
when you bring me the rest of the money on Wednesday.
成交
Deal.
Damn it, Smith!
去你的，史密斯
妳搞什麼？
What the hell are you doing?
賺點錢
Making some money.
— Making some money? — Well, yeah.
賺什麼錢？
幫寶寶買東西的錢
To buy something for the baby.
Something for the baby?
買什麼東西？
A bulletproof vest is a better investment than a crib.
防彈背心報酬率高於搖籃
那妳會怎麼賺錢送他上好學校
Makes me think what you'd do to get him in the right school.
So this is it.
我家到了
It's not the Ritz but it's home.
不算豪宅，但總是個家
Same old Smith.
還是老樣子，骯髒齷齰
Down and dirty.
Glad you like it.
妳喜歡就好
Say hello to Mickey.
跟米奇問好
我送寶寶去警察局好了
Maybe I should take the baby to the police.
不行，妳送不到的
No, you'd never make it.
They'll be watching all the precincts…
他們會監控所有分局 可能還有條子被收買了
probably got some of the boys in blue on payola too.
我找了50個人
I've rounded up 50 guys.
應該夠了
Well, I guess that's just gonna have to do, huh?
“槍”
停車
Stop the car. He was here.
他來過這裡
Come on, what makes you think he was here?
哪一點看得出來？
相信我，我識人甚明
Trust me. I know what people do and I know what people think.
一向可看穿人心
I always have. Even as a kid, I had this gift.
我從小就天賦異秉
Yeah, you shoulda seen the playground hurt I laid down…
玩剪刀石頭布從沒輸過
playin' rock, paper, scissors, buddy.
Now stop the car.
停車
是誰想要這孩子的命？
Who do you think wants this baby dead?
誰知道誰想除掉這東西
I've no idea who's tryin' to kill it.
不要叫他東西
Don't call him an «it».
It's an «it» to me.
他就是個東西
史密斯，你可曾喜歡過什麼？
Tell me, Smith, is there anything you like?
保有隱私
Yeah, my privacy.
Tell me something I don't know per una volta…
我想聽隱私
brutto figlio di puttana bastardo.
I love it when you talk like that.
我好愛聽妳落義大利話
Can I offer you anything?
想吃點什麼？
紅蘿蔔
Carrot?
It's good for your eyesight.
有助視力保健
Of all the squats in the city…
城裡房子那麼多 他怎知史密斯在這裡？
how does he know Smith's in this one?
Another lucky guess?
又是幸運猜中的？
Nah, he doesn't guess.
他不會亂猜的
He sees things we don't.
他能見人所不能見
He was once an FBl profiler.
他待過調查局
犯罪行為顧問
Forensic behavior consultant.
My God, how many times do I have to tell you guys?
天啊，要講幾遍你們才懂？
Details…
蛛絲馬跡
…make all the difference in this business.
就是破案關鍵
可是…
Hey, but…
讓手下殺頭陣吧
Don't…you think you should hang back, sir?
The leader who stays in the rear, takes it in the rear.
畏縮不前者只能當跟屁蟲
再說…
Besides…
暴力美學是最賞心悅目的
violence is one of the most fun things to watch.
不要哭，寶寶…
No, no, no, baby, no.
We could call him Oliver.
我們叫他奧立佛吧
為什麼？
— Oliver? — Yeah, like Oliver Twist.
“孤雛淚”裡的奧立佛
Because he's an orphan?
就因為他是孤兒？
因為我喜歡那本書
'Cause I like the book.
你喜歡那本書？
— You like the book. — I didn't hate it.
不討厭
That's a first.
這倒是頭一遭
我應該挑哪張生日卡？
Which birthday card do you think I should go with here?
可愛的？
Cute and cuddly?
還是恭禧你轉大人了，兒子
Or the one that says, «You're becomin' a man now, son»?
So, Mr. Hertz?
哈茲先生？
你兒子多大？
How old is your son?
八歲
He's 8.
Then it had to be large and powerful and…
然後一定要又大又有力…
太誇張了
Can you believe it?
新聞完全沒報導我們的事情
There's nothing on the TV…
— about any of this. — …without a trace.
人行道炸彈傷亡…
…roadside bomb wounded…
“洛里奇參議員”
We have it in our…
Hey. Do you notice that?
妳注意到了嗎？
什麼？
Notice what?
Look.
妳看
Lame-ass politician rants about gun control, he cries.
遜腳政客鬼扯槍技管制
他就哭
— So tonight… — Switch to this channel…
換聽重金屬音樂
with this heavy metal music…
不哭了
…he shuts up.
That's so weird.
超怪
他喜歡聽重金屬音樂
He must find it comforting.
— Sir? — Yeah?
老大
— Men are in place on the roof. — That's good.
他們在屋頂就定位了
很好
Anybody know what a Jimmy Cagney love scene is?
誰知道硬漢吉米最愛搞哪一招
讓好人活下去
It's where Cagney lets the good guy live.
要是你們那樣搞我
And if that happens in this show…
I'm gonna do a lot more than ask for my money back.
我就要你們的狗命
All right? Let's kill this mother. Go.
做掉那雜碎，走
It doesn't surprise me that Oliver's into death metal.
奧立佛當然會愛重金屬音樂
Look at his surrogate parents.
看他代理父母就知道了
No, I'm telling ya, this means…
不，我跟妳說…
從後門走
Go. Back way.
老天爺，是我們太肉腳
My God, do we really suck…
or is this guy really that good?
還是他太屌了
兄弟們，快
Come on, boys!
他還沒逃出去
He ain't out of the briar patch yet!
Shoot the dog, shoot the dog.
殺了狗…
不行
No.
為什麼？
— Why not? — I like dogs.
我愛狗
Wait a minute.
等一下
Oh, that rat bastard.
殺千刀的
那是什麼？
What is it?
寶寶髒尿布
It's the baby's diaper.
這點子太爛了，史密斯
This idea blows, Smith.
我只想到這個
It's the only idea we got.
他媽會住在搖滾夜店附近
You actually think that Oliver's mother…
lived near a heavy metal club…
他在子宮裡 一直聽重金屬音樂？
…and that he could hear the music while he was still inside the womb?
所以他聽鬼叫音樂才不哭不鬧
Yep. That's why he doesn't cry…
when he's listenin' to some headbanger's bash.
Ridiculous.
太誇張了
他現在就沒哭
Well, he isn't cryin' now.
So this is the only club near where I encountered the baby's mother.
這是出事處附近唯一的夜店
我還是覺得會白跑一趟
I still say this is a wild hunch.
這堆尿布盒怎麼說？
Yeah? So how do you explain all these boxes of diapers?
有人在採購
Somebody's been stocking up.
去看看是誰
Let's find out who.
你是老闆嗎？
— You the owner of this place? — Who's askin'?
誰想知道？
I am.
我想
請妳喝一杯吧？
— Can I buy you a drink? — No.
不必
Just as I suspected.
果不其然
He really is into jewelry.
他真的很愛穿環
Who occupies the room upstairs?
誰住在樓上？
去死啦
Go to hell.
Don't mess with me.
不要惹毛我
妳沒種
You ain't got the cojones.
Oh, God.
天啊
那些人是誰？
So who were these guys?
I rented the place to some suit 11 months ago.
我11個月前租給一個穿西裝的
He paid the whole year in cash.
他預付了一整年的房租
I never saw him again.
後來就沒再見到他 他們可能都走後門出入
I just figured they were usin' the back way.
滾吧
Beat it.
天啊
Oh, madonna.
Che orrore!
慘爆了
This is pretty fucked up.
長官，我是清道夫
Sir, it's your go-to guy.
所有孕母都遇害了
All the mothers have been killed.
只有一個暫時逃亡在外
Only one escaped, temporarily.
我們找到了她的遺體
We found her body and confirmed that she did deliver a child.
確認她已生出小孩
The babies were supposed to be delivered covertly.
這批貨應該要保密的
I guess setting up this maternity factory…
把工廠設在搖滾夜店樓上 可能不夠保密
on top of a heavy metal club wasn't particularly secret.
What a fine lot of babysitters we turned out to be.
我們都變成優良保母了
When Mr. Go-To Guy passes, head to the left.
清道夫先生一過，往左邊走
是，長官，我打過電話了
Yes, sir, I already made the call.
支援隨時會到
Backup should be arriving any minute.
We'll clean this mess up and try to piece together…
我們會清理好，查個明白
everything that happened.
Thank you, sir. I appreciate your confidence.
謝謝長官
感謝您的信任
各位，我們去找答案吧
Gentlemen, let's find some answers.
Watch where you step.
小心走路
— The ice cream is melting. — What?
冰淇淋融化了
什麼？
I thought donor sperm was your department.
捐精部門不是妳在管的嗎？
冰凍櫃裡滿是樣本
These freezers are full of samples.
這就怪了
This is weird.
There seems to be only one donor.
全是同一個人捐的
同一個人？
One donor?
對，超大方的一個
Yeah. And a generous one at that.
骨髓血，一定是治病用的
This is bone marrow blood.
It must be for some kind of cure.
你怎麼懂這些？
How do you know that, Smith?
You didn't hear about my Nobel Prize?
我可是得過諾貝爾獎的
See, what it is, it's hard to find marrow that matches that of the recipient.
要找到相容的骨髓很難
The odds are much better if the donor marrow shares…
DNA相同，相容機率就高
the same DNA with the person receiving it.
他們為了骨髓移植生產嬰兒？
You mean these people were harvesting babies…
for some guy's bone marrow transplant?
Exactly. And somebody wanted to make sure he didn't get it.
沒錯，但有人不想讓他如願
所以才要除掉奧立佛
That's why they want Oliver dead.
“旅館”
No, my baby, no.
乖乖，不哭
我通知了NBC電視台的朋友
So I called that guy I know at NBC.
很好
That's good.
我又想到 知道我不爽什麼嗎？
And then I got to thinking.
— You know what I hate? — Here we go again.
又來了
I hate those lame action movies…
好人遭救星背叛的爛動作片
where the good guy calls just one person who ends up betrayin' him.
像獵殺海豹寶寶一樣殘酷
Yeah. That's right up there with killing baby seals.
所以我也找了ABC、CBS
I called ABC, CBS, The Post, The Times…
報社、雜誌社、當地新聞台
the local news channel, and the FBl.
還有調查局
下一步呢？
So, what do we do next?
待在這裡看新聞
I figure we hang here and watch the news.
案情曝光，我們可能就沒事了
Once the story goes public, maybe we'll be safe.
Look. He finally went to sleep.
看，他終於睡著了
等著吧
Yeah, you just wait.
The moment you close your eyes for a nap, he'll start screaming.
妳一闔眼，他就開始狂哭
You can't take a little pleasure in anything, can you?
你就是沒辦法享樂？
You just hate everything.
什麼都不爽
我沒有不爽妳
I don't hate you.
所以你才挑上我？
Is that why you picked me?
You know why I picked you.
明知故問
你不知你對我做了什麼
You have no idea what you've done to me.
我們不會有事的，相信我
We're gonna get out of this, trust me.
— You just don't get it. — What?
你就是不懂
什麼？
You bring me this child so I can feed him, take care of him.
你把這孩子帶來給我
讓我餵他、照顧他
A baby that could be dead at any moment.
一個隨時會死去的寶寶
And you never even think to ask me…
問都不問一下我的孩子怎麼了
what happened to my own child.
You're right.
妳說的對
真是不可原諒
It's unforgivable.
不…
No. lt's my fault.
是我的錯
It's like what my mamma always said…
就像我媽常說的
«Le uova non devono ballare con le pietre».
If I say I'm sorry will you tell me what that means?
我道歉，解釋給我聽
自作孽、不可活
Eggs have no business dancing with stones.
史密斯
You know, Smith…
我知道你最不爽什麼了
I figured out what you hate most…
yourself.
你自己
妳的寶寶怎麼了？
What happened to your baby?
Forget about it.
別提了
跟我說
Tell me.
My pimp hit me in the stomach.
皮條客海扁我的肚子
我的寶寶…
My baby…
was delivered stillborn.
胎死腹中
放開我
— Get off of me! — Hey.
You like this, do ya?
你喜歡啊
It's called a gun.
這叫做槍
槍把
Grip, slide, breech, barrel, trigger.
滑動片
後膛
槍身
板機
Now, this is the business end.
這是完事工具
You should never point this at anything you don't intend to kill.
沒事不要拿槍對著別人
Now, this is important. This is called your safety.
這很重要，這叫保險
You have to keep this on to make sure the gun doesn't go off accidentally.
你得鎖上保險，免得走火
But really, this is your number one safety.
不過說真的
這才是最重要的保險
餓了嗎？
Are you hungry?
射得精光
Talk about shootin' your load.
看看這個
Look at this.
This is a Hammerson Nite Tac.
這是漢默生的夜兵槍
這些槍應該半年後才上市
These aren't supposed to hit the streets for 6 months.
怪了
This is weird.
這些人全都有
All these guys have got 'em.
“漢默生”
我不想聽
Don't even tell me.
知道他擺平我們多少兄弟嗎？
Do you know how many of our men he's body-bagged now?
Why should I waste my beautiful mind on something like that?
何必浪費聰明才智去想那些？
Doesn't it piss you off a little?
你一點都不火？
憤怒會釋出色胺酸羥化酵素 導致智商暫時性降低
Getting angry releases an enzyme…
tryptophan hydroxylase…
which can temporarily reduce the l.Q.
我現在不能變笨
That's something I can't afford to do right now.
你怎麼什麼都知道？
How do you know all that?
My boy's hooked on the Discovery Channel.
我兒子愛看Discovery
載我去西城
Take me Westside. I need to report in.
我要回報狀況
I got a bead on who our Mr. Hero is.
我大概知道英雄大哥是誰了
別跟我爭，我得一個人去
No more arguments.
I have to do this alone, and the only way I can do it…
確保你們平安，我才能放心
is if I'm positive you two are OK.
這是唯一能保你們平安的地方
This is the only place I know you'll be safe.
— A tank? — An M24 tank.
坦克車？
M24坦克車
火槍砲彈都傷不了你們
You'll be safe from gunfire and most explosives.
— You're whacked. — I am.
你瘋了
沒錯
我是認真的
I'm also serious.
But nobody's allowed to get in it.
他們不可能放我們進去的
Don't worry. When I create a diversion, you climb inside.
放心
我鬧事引開注意，妳爬進去
嬰兒食物可以撐好幾天
You should have enough of that baby food…
to last you a couple of days.
The pureed carrots are the best.
紅蘿蔔口味最讚
Well, you know how to use this, right?
妳會用槍吧
會，萬一你沒回來呢？
Yes, but what if you don't come back?
That's not gonna happen.
不可能
There is no way to be sure.
你無法掛保證
我可以
Yes, there is.
Tu sei una stella, la mia stella.
— But, Mom, I wanna go home! — Stop whining!
可是…媽，我想回家
不要哀了 再不乖，就打屁股
If you don't behave, I am going to spank you.
我想回家
— But, Mom, I wanna go home! — Stop whining.
不要哀了
住口
Stop it!
I hate it when parents…
我很不爽有人打小孩
— hit their children. — Let go of my arm!
放開我的手
除非妳先放了孩子
Not until you stop hittin' your kid.
我想怎樣管教小孩都行
I will discipline my child as I see fit.
我打妳屁股，妳會怎樣？
How would you like it if I spanked you?
什麼？
What…?
— See? — Help!
感覺很差吧
Doesn't feel so good, does it?
Help!
救命
What the hell do you think you're doin'?
你在搞什麼？
It's not funny.
不准笑
“漢默生”
So, what you got on this all-star ground pounder?
這個超猛大兵什麼來路？
這麼行，一定從小就有練過
Well, anybody this good had to start out young.
And it's usually because their pop was good at it too.
通常是老爸也很行
像麥克阿瑟他爸是將軍
You know, like MacArthur's dad was a general…
and Mickey Mantle's father played pro ball.
米奇曼德他爸是職棒好手
我兒子是電玩高手，我也不差
My son is a video game whiz…
and I wasn't too bad at Pong myself.
Just follow me, if you will, Mr. Hammerson.
請試著瞭解，漢默生先生
1967年時，英國嚴厲管制槍枝
In '67, the limeys got hard-ass on gun control.
So a lot of Brit gunsmiths moved to the States.
很多製槍高手跑來美國
我在移民局的內線
Now, I've got an inside man at lmmigration…
working on which of these guys had sons…
正在幫我查那些人的兒子
看誰是那個程咬金
and if any of the boys were crack shots.
I think the pucker factor's gettin' to you.
我看你是狗急跳牆吧
什麼都沒查到
You got diddly!
女爵，妳最乖了
Yes, Duchess, you a good girl. Sit.
坐下
Yes. Now's your treat. Now you get your treat.
好棒，吃點心囉
My man has been running the name down…
我的內線查過了人名
and he recalled one of these gunsmith kids, actually.
查到一個製槍匠的兒子
National sports pistol champion at age 10…
十歲就拿到全國射擊冠軍
Olympic hopeful, recruited by the army.
奧運奪牌希望
陸軍徵召了他
之後就音訊全無
— But after that, the kid is… — Kisses, kisses, kisses.
…never heard from again.
好像黑煞部隊要他，訓練他
Well, that sounds like Black Ops got him, trained him.
因此我有個推論
— This leads me to a theory. — A theory?
推論只是個屁
A theory is bull-noogies.
你只找到了個無名小卒
All you got is a man with no name…
身騎白馬過三關
ridin' into town on a pale horse…
動用私刑，伸張正義
dispensin' his own brand o' justice.
“我愛貓咪”
Hertz, you know why people in this country love guns?
哈茲，美國人為何愛槍？
And it's got nothin' to do with all that…
不是因為它會讓人硬起來
phallic mumbo jumbo, like «cockin' your gun».
哈茲，美國人愛槍…
No, Hertz, people love guns…
because America is a land of opportunity…
是因為美國是機會之地
窮人可以變有錢人
where a poor man can become rich…
…and a pussy can become a tough guy…
娘兒們可以變硬漢
if he's got a gun in his hand.
一槍在手，妙用無窮
I'm hopin' you're not just a pussy with a gun in your hand.
但願你不只是有槍的娘兒們
不是，老闆
Oh, no, sir, no. No, I'm not.
我不是
我是有娘兒們的硬漢
I'm a tough guy with a pussy in my hand.
送這傢伙跟那小鬼上西天
I want you to give this guy…
and the kid a dirt nap.
Yes, sir.
遵命，長官
立刻去辦
Right away, sir.
Amore mio.
別擔心，爹地馬上就回來了
Don't worry.
Daddy will be back soon.
不要開槍
Hold it! Hold it!
了不起，免寶寶先生 你真是不見棺材不掉淚
Well, well, well, Mr. Bunny.
You just keep goin', goin', goin', don't ya?
— So do you. — I promise to, uh…
彼此彼此
說出女人小孩的下落 我答應饒你一命
to spare your life if you tell me where…
the woman and child are.
Forget it.
休想
天啊
Oh, boy.
是誰訓練你的？
'Ey, who trained you?
N.S.A. Black Ops? ClA? The army?
黑煞部隊？中情局？陸軍？
Well, whoever. lt seems you haven't lost your aim, champ.
不管是誰，看來你寶刀未老嘛
你沒見識過我在雪地上寫名字
You think that's good, you should see me spell my name in the snow.
我老闆認為你是個獨行俠
'Ey, you know, my boss here…
thinks that you're the Lone Ranger or something.
我更瞭你的底細
Well, I believe I have a better idea about who you are.
我知道你的妻兒怎麼死的
I found out how your wife and son were killed.
真慘喔！
My God, what a tragedy.
Some guy walks into a burger joint…
有個人走進漢堡店
he starts shooting up the place.
開槍瘋狂掃射
我的天，太慘了
Oh, my God, what a shame…
that your wife and son were there…
你老婆兒子正在那裡吃雞塊
having their…chicken nuggets.
怎麼了？不愛聽這個故事？
What's the matter, ya don't like that story?
那就說故事給我聽啊？
Well, then why don't ya tell me one, hm?
請說童話故事
Children's story, please.
有了，跟我說我最愛聽的
Oh, I know. Tell me my favorite, yeah.
那個寶寶的故事
Tell me the one about the baby.
待會再說
Maybe later…
等我哄你入睡
when I put you to sleep.
快追！
Go, go!
So, what do you think of this second amendment now?
現在你贊成管制槍枝了吧？
去你的
Fuck you!
OK, buddy, drop your weapon.
好了，老兄，放下武器
做掉他了嗎？
Think we got him?
該死，史密斯
God damn it, Smith!
So I found out who's tryin' to kill our baby.
我查到誰想殺寶寶了
— Who? — A man named Hammerson.
誰？
漢默生
沒天良的富家子
Born with a silver spoon up his ass.
從老子手上繼承軍火公司 製造數百萬量產武器
Inherited the Hammer Firearms Corporation…
from his old man and makes millions manufacturing weapons.
Does this give you any new ideas…
查到誰需要奧立佛的骨髓嗎？
about who needs Oliver's bone marrow?
沒有
No.
沒事的，小奧立佛
It's OK, little Oliver.
“洛里奇新罕布夏州大勝”
Shit. lt's him.
是他，洛里奇參議員
Senator Rutledge.
“槍枝管制法為致勝關鍵”
If he's elected president, he'll put Hammerson out of business.
他選上總統，漢默生會倒閉
有道理，但你如何確定？
It makes sense, but how can you be sure?
Mr. Go-To Guy called his men a fine lot of babysitters.
清道夫先生說他們是優良保母
The secret service calls their agents who guard VlPs babysitters.
特勤單位對隨扈都這麼叫
洛里奇就是需要寶寶的人
It's him, Senator Rutledge.
He's the guy that needs this baby.
所以聯絡他 我們就沒事，結束了
So we contact this man and then we're safe.
— lt's over. — Are you crazy?
妳瘋了嗎？ 這表示政府也在追殺我們
This means that we've got Hammerson…
and the whole of the U.S. government after us.
I think you two have gotta get out of town.
你們倆得離開這裡
Until I get the answers, you'll never be safe.
還沒查清楚前，你們都有危險
They'll be watchin' the trains, the bus stations and the airports…
他們會監視車站跟機場
這是走人最安全的管道
So I think this is the safest way to get out of town.
我會去查個清楚 沒事的話，我會跟你們一起走
I'm gonna check all of this out, and if everything's OK…
I'll get you before you board the bus.
But…What if you don't get to us before we leave?
萬一你趕不上呢？
Where should I get off?
我應該在哪裡下車？
I think it's better if I don't know.
最好別讓我知道
— What? — Trust me.
為什麼？ 相信我
I can't know.
我不能知道
史密斯，這樣行得通嗎？
Smith, do you really think this is gonna work?
照計劃做就沒事了
Just stick to the plan and everything will be all right.
快跑
Run!
繫安全帶有個屁用
So much for wearin' your seat belt.
What in the hell is that?
那是啥米碗糕？
Oh, my God, that is twisted.
有夠變態
That sick son of a bitch.
喪心病狂
Oh, that sick son of a bitch suckered us again!
又被那病態狂擺了一道
It's time to go, little boy.
該上路了，小傢伙
幫我接保護洛奇里的人
Put me through to whoever's protecting Senator Rutledge.
就說帶寶寶的人找他
Just tell him there's a man with a baby calling.
喂，史密斯嗎？
Hello, is this Smith?
城裡的爛攤子收得真漂亮
That was a nice job coverin' up your baby hatchery downtown.
Not a word about it anywhere.
新聞完全沒報導
Only you guys in Washington have that kind of pull.
I'm telling you, we're on the same side.
我們是同一國的
不要敬酒不吃，吃罰酒
Now, listen, we can do this the easy way or the hard way.
I wanna see the senator.
我要見參議員
好，他也想見你
All right. He wants to see you too.
He's leaving for North Carolina. The primary's in three days.
他要去北卡羅來納準備初選
You can fly with him. Runway 7, two hours.
你可以一起搭機去 2小時內，第七跑道見
I see anythin' I don't like, I'm blowin' this big time.
你們敢亂來，我就昭告天下
你在裡面幹嘛？
What were you doing in there?
清通槍管
— Cleaning my gun. — Really?
是喔
You know, we were never really trying to kill you.
我們並不想殺你
We only wanted to scare you into surrendering.
只想嚇嚇你，讓你出面投降
Well, that's one way to explain why you can't shoot straight.
難怪你們槍法都不準
In the latest poll, Senator Rutledge…
洛里奇在民主黨初選遙遙領先
continues to be the Democratic frontrunner…
heading into next week's Super Tuesday primary.
下週的超級星期二即將到來
He leads his rival by at least 10 points…
他領先對手至少…
I owe you my life.
你是我的救命恩人
So this is where you get to do all those hookers.
你就是在這裡召妓的
果然名不虛傳
— I heard about you. — You look worse than you do on TV.
你的臉色比電視上差多了
Yes, it's amazing what a little makeup can do.
神奇的化妝術
再加一大堆嗎啡
And a lot of morphine.
所以…
So, you've pieced the whole thing together.
你查到誰是幕後黑手了？
非常聰明，史密斯
Very clever, Mr. Smith. Very clever.
非常聰明
簡單，你是民主黨準總統
Simple.
You're the Democratic frontrunner for president…
and your sweeping gun control proposals…
槍枝管制政見叫好 惹火了某人
are pissing the wrong people off.
Yes, well, if they're pissed now, wait until I'm elected president.
等我選上總統，他們會更火
We got so many goddamn…
要求放鬆管制的遊說團體太多
gun lobbies out there…
that we're gonna have to set up just as many commissions.
我們會設立更多的委員會
Then maybe we'll get our bill passed in the first year.
也許第一年就能通過管制法
Unfortunately, you're sick and the gun Nazis found out.
很不幸，軍火暴君發現你病重
They discovered your baby hatchery and, boom, problem solved.
砸毀你的寶寶工廠，永絕後患
— They kill you by killin' the babies. — Correct.
殺掉寶寶就等於殺了你
正確
我的救星呢？
So, where's my savior?
Oh, my God! Gun!
我的天，有槍
Easy, easy.
冷靜…
我最不爽的就是騙子
You know what I hate most?
— Liars. — What the hell you doin'?
你搞什麼？
你跟漢默生狼狽為奸
You made a deal with Hammerson.
沒有，你瘋了
— No, you're crazy. — Am l?
是嗎？你跟他上床沾了狗毛 看你褲子上那麼多狗毛
— Y… — When you got into bed with him…
you also let his dog up on the mattress.
Lookin' at those dog hairs on your trousers…
I'd say old Duchess took a likin' to you.
女爵一定很喜歡你
我不知道你在說什麼
I don't know what you're talkin' about.
等你選上總統再騙人吧
Save the line for when you're in office, Rutledge.
If he ever makes it there.
選得上才怪
Do you know what else I hate?
知道我還不爽什麼嗎？
Hypocrites.
偽君子
你就是最虛偽的一個
And you're the biggest one of all.
Can you blame him for sellin' out?
有錢能使鬼推磨
His operation to find the baby…
他的寶寶計劃起初就注定失敗
had been tits up from the get-go.
You see, Rutledge called us and he offered us…
他找上我們談條件 我們求之不得的條件
a proposition that we had never dreamed was possible.
用他的命，誓言保護我們…
In exchange for his life…
the senator promised to protect our right…
用烏茲槍獵殺野鹿的權利
To go deer hunting with an Uzi.
Oh, come on, Smith. Come on.
拜託，史密斯
Guns don't kill people.
槍是不會殺人的
But they sure help.
但它們是幫兇
讓開…
Back off!
Back off.
— Back off or I'll kill him! — Oh, please.
不然我轟了他
求求你
Pl…l had to do it.
我沒辦法，我想活命
I want to live. I am meant to be president.
我有總統命
Yeah? Well, you got what it takes. You put yourself before the people.
你不擇手段，草菅人命
I can still do good in other areas.
我可以在其他方面做彌補
你要如何取信於民？
How you gonna square it with the public?
It is a constitutional right.
這是憲法保障的人權
退開…
Back off! Get back!
我想通了，他們也沒錯
I've come around to their way of thinking.
Come around? They had you at «hello».
想通了？他們會剝了你的皮
給你個忠告
Let me give you a piece of advice…
勿信貪妄小人，就這麼簡單
Never trust the people who stand to profit, plain and simple.
— They're the bad guys. — Come on, Smith, don't be a fool.
他們是壞人
別傻了，一切都結束了
Go-to guy: the game is over. You rolled the dice, you lost.
願賭服輸
放開他，你逃不掉的
Let him go, Smith! There's no escape!
也許，還有那個女的跟孩子
Maybe not for me, but there is for the woman and baby.
If I kill Rutledge, no one will need to find them.
殺了他，沒人會去追殺他們
They'll be saved.
他們會得救的
Your assassination, Rutledge, will create a public outrage…
洛里奇，你遭到暗殺身亡
將會引起公憤
and trigger immense support for your proposals.
讓公眾極力支持你的法案
國會中的同情票
The sympathy vote in the congress will give your anti-gun bills…
會讓管制法獲得壓倒性勝利
passage by a landslide.
你將會留名青史
Your legacy…will live on.
不要開槍
Don't do it!
Then do it.
那就開槍吧
讓我重獲榮耀…
Let me regain some honor with my…
天殺的
That son of a bitch.
Son of a bitch!
混蛋！
該死
God damn it!
Don't move, Mr. Hero.
不要動，英雄大哥
老婆，不方便說話，我在忙
Can't talk right now, honey.
I'm right in the middle of somethin'.
Bye-bye.
拜拜
Don't you worry, Duchess.
不要怕，女爵
妳不會變成標本的
This isn't gonna happen to you.
Not for a few years, anyway.
幾年後才會
真是了不起啊
Well, well, well, well, well.
十年風水輪流轉
Somebody gets to be smart, and somebody gets to be dumb.
終於輪到我佔上風了
Looks like you and I have finally traded places, huh, sport?
對，沒錯
Yes, indeed.
The circle of life.
因果輪迴啊
輪你的頭啦
The circle-a jerk of life.
Oh, you have such a way with words.
你真是出口成髒
Now…
好了
快說那個女的跟孩子在哪裡
I want you to tell me…
where the woman and the child are.
Tell me, or I will be forced to cause you…
不然我就讓你痛不欲生
considerable agony.
Believe me…
相信我
聽你碎碎唸才是最痛苦的
nothing could be more painful than listenin' to you jabberin' on and on.
Again, I ask…
我再問你一次
那女的跟孩子在哪裡？
where are the woman and child?
那是你最後一次比中指了
That's the last time you'll be doin' that.
Just tell me what I wanna hear.
說出我想聽的話
It's your choice when the pain stops.
說出來就不痛了
何苦來哉？沒戲唱了
Why are you doin' this?
— lt's over. — lt shortly will be, yeah.
很快就結束了，沒錯
我真的要感謝你
No, I really should thank you.
I just got a bigger contract because of you.
你幫我弄到更賺的買賣
我不只是幫漢默生辦事而已
I mean, I wasn't just on Hammerson's payroll, you know.
你又在碎碎唸什麼？
What are you babbling on about now?
你真以為雇用我的人
Do you really think the people that employ me…
會相信是你耍賤招殺了參議員
were just gonna bend over and take your little stunt…
killing the senator?
There's no way that you can cover up this whole thing.
你們一定會穿幫的
No? Haven't you heard the news?
是嗎？你沒看新聞哦？
The senator's plane crashed into the East River.
參議員的飛機墜毀於東河
一直無法尋獲他的遺體
They haven't been able to find the body of Senator Rutledge.
So, you see, once I silence you and the woman…
殺了你跟那個女人就搞定了
the cover-up will be complete.
So, once again, I ask you…
所以我再問你一次
那女的跟孩子在哪裡？
where are the woman and child?
猜我要怎麼折斷你的手指？
You know how I'd break your finger?
兒子跟我說過，你會打我鼻子
My boy told me this one.
You'd punch me in the nose.
我會踹你屁屁
I'd kick you in the ass.
Very amusing.
真好笑
讓我想豎起大姆指
I give that one the ol' thumbs up!
What if you don't get to us before we leave?
萬一你趕不上呢？
Oh, I know your whole story.
我摸清你的底細了
那個在漢堡店掃射的瘋子
That man who went on the shooting spree in the restaurant.
He visited the little gun shop that you inherited from your dad.
槍就是在你家老店買的
I found out how your wife and son were killed.
殺害妻兒的兇槍是你賣給他的
You sold him the pair of shotguns…
Shotguns.
…that killed your own wife and boy.
我什麼都不會招的
I'm not telling you… a goddamn thing.
Where are you, Smith?
你在哪裡？史密斯
Well, well, well, well, well.
真是了不起啊
We're gonna need somethin' a little more invasive.
來動侵入性手術吧
That's it.
好樣的
槍很讚吧，漢默生
Aren't guns just fucking great, Hammerson?
'Ey.
現在誰最屌啊
Who's a hotshot now, huh?
沒錯，大哥，很榮幸認識你
Oh, yes, sirree, Bob.
It certainly has been a pleasure.
But before we part ways…
永別前，請教一下
tell me one thing.
I am dead on…
我死都沒說錯你的底細吧
about who you are, right?
再說一遍？
Say that again?
我說，我死…
I said, I am dead…
停
Stop.
這句說對了
That part of it you got right.
It's the wife.
你老婆找你
Hi, honey.
老婆
她不要我了
She's leaving me.
知道我最不爽什麼嗎？
You know what I really hate?
我最不爽的…
What I really hate…
…is a pussy with a gun in his hand.
就是拿槍的娘兒們
Investigators discovered the body of Senator Rutledge today.
洛里奇參議員遺體今天尋獲
The FBl stated an anonymous tip led them to the remains.
調查局接獲密報，查明真相
“夢后快餐店”
放心，小傢伙
Don't worry, little boy.
Mama will be watching you while she's working.
媽咪會一邊工作一邊照顧你
奧立佛
Oliver.
Hello.
哈囉
What took you so long?
你怎麼那麼慢？
這是搶劫
All right, this is a robbery!
Empty the drawer, all of it.
收銀機裡的錢統統拿來
Everyone else, freeze!
其他人不准動，不然轟了你
Do it or I'll fucking blow your head off!
He said freeze.
他說不准動，你還吸
That means don't even pucker your butthole.
That's right. No puckering, nobody dies.
不准吸，沒人會死，別動
So don't fuckin' move.
我們趕時間，快點
We're kinda in a rush here, man! Come on!
— You know what I hate? — Shut up and sit on this, asshole.
知道我不爽什麼嗎？
閉嘴，不然幹掉你
That's right! You heard him!
對，乖乖聽話
編導：麥可戴維斯
製片：蘇珊蒙德佛特 唐墨菲及瑞克班那達
主演：克里夫歐文
主演：保羅吉馬蒂
主演：莫妮卡貝露琪