校对: 火炬大帅哥
后期: 飞浪阿杜
压制: 不认识网上下的
R. Kelly - Bump N' Grind
*我的脑子说不* *My mind's telling me no*
*但是我的身体 我的身体说要* *But my body my body's telling me yes*
*我不觉得有什么问题* *I don't see nothing wrong*
*就让我们摩擦摩擦* *With a little bump and grind*
*我不觉得有什么问题* *I don't see nothing wrong*
*嘿 宝贝* *Hey, baby*
我太爱你了 I love you so much.
我也爱你 I love you too.
*我不觉得有什么问题* *I don't see Nothing wrong*
*就让我们摩擦摩擦* *With a little Bump and grind*
我们买了 We'll take it.
Blur - Parklife
*那些偷窥成癖的人总是自信满满* *Confidence is a preference for the habitual voyeur*
*怎么称呼他们呢* *Of what is known as*
*游手好闲的人* *Parklife*
*早上的浓雾可以被避免* *And morning soup can be avoided*
*如果你走那条直路* *If you take a route straight through*
*怎么称呼他们呢* *What is known as*
*游手好闲的人* *Parklife*
*所有的人* *All the people*
*那么多的人* *So many people*
*他们一起手拉手* *And they all go Hand in hand*
*手拉手度过他们的* *Hand in hand through their*
*游手好闲的人生* *Parklife*
*你知道我的意思吗* *You know what I mean?*
王 牌 贱 谍
一 二 三 One, two, three.
- 推 - 爸爸 我喘不过气来了 - Push. - But, dad, I'm out of breath.
是啊 跟你说过别抽烟了 Yeah, well, I told you not to smoke.
我以为你说的可卡因 I thought you just meant crack.
不 烟也别抽了 No, I meant cigarettes too.
你这个年纪只能抽电子烟 At your age, you should just be vaping.
- 推啊 - 妈妈呢 - Push. - Where's mum?
她还在家具店里 She's still in the furniture store.
嘿 爸爸 我们把它放在这儿吧 Hey, dad, let's put it in here.
不行 这是我弟弟的房间 No. That is me brother's room.
爸爸 但他都失踪28年了 But, dad, he's been missing for 28 years.
我们需要这个房间 我们有九个人呢 We need the room. There's nine of us.
不行 我要按他喜欢的样子留着它 No. I'm keeping it the way he likes it.
但是等他回来之后 我得告诉他 Though when he comes back, I will have to break it to him
他有些童年偶像并不如我们当年想象那样 that some of his childhood heroes didn't love women
那么喜欢女人 as much as we thought they did.
Freddie Mercury 皇后乐队主唱 同性恋
George Michael 英国歌手 同性恋
Elton John 英国歌手 同性恋
还有一个喜欢女人喜欢得有点过头了 And one of them liked them a little too much.
爸爸 你永远也找不到他 Dad, you're never gonna find him.
你还是放弃吧 You might as well just give up.
放弃 Give up?
我知道他就在那儿 I know he's out there somewhere.
然后有一天 And one day,
他会重新加入我们的家庭 he's gonna join our family again.
中校
Sebastian Graves
虎尾分队 MI6
绿色大地 Green earth.
坎帕拉
乌干达
伦敦
英格兰
虎尾总部
M16秘密行动组织
Graves探员 你的视频推送已上线 Agent graves, your feed is live.
漩涡组织
目标是漩涡组织的二把手 The target is maelstrom's second in command.
主要目标 名字 Jordan Beder 职位 二把手 位置 已知
对方有我们所需要的信息 He has information we must extract.
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目标
Jordan Beder
捕获并审问 不要歼灭 Capture and interrogate. Do not terminate.
截击在九秒后 八 Interception in nine, eight,
七 六 seven, six,
五 四 five, four,
三 二 一 three, two, one.
发现目标 Eyes on the target.
放松 小心误伤目标 Easy. Eyes on the target.
小心 东边有多个攻击对象 Be advised, multiple hostiles to the east.
目标移动中 Target mobile.
目标向北部移动中 Target heading north.
计划有变 Alpha 1's now bravo 1.
- 目标获取机车 - 收到 - He's mobile. - Roger that.
快闪开 走开 走开 Out of the way. Move, move, move.
我可以借用一下吗 谢谢 May I borrow this? Thank you.
A1计划切换为B1 目标追逐中 Now complete on bravo 1, following bravo 1.
目标改换步行 追赶中 Alpha 1 now on foxtrot. I'm in pursuit.
南边出现攻击对象 Hostiles to your south,
正向你的方向逼近 advancing on your position.
目标乘车逃跑中 他有后援 放弃追捕 Bravo 1 is now mobile. He has backup. End pursuit now.
不可能 I'd rather not.
拜托 我的枪 Come on. My gun!
中校 请停止 实时推送传输 Commander, relay back. We are now nearing the limit
正逼近极限范围 of live feed transmission.
大家好啊 Hello, chaps.
请求终止行动 中校 请回复 Permission to abort now. Commander, acknowledge.
再见 Goodbye.
系好安全带 Buckle up!
Beder先生 罗奴霉素毛虫的毒素 Lonomia caterpillar toxin's
已经进入你的血管 entered your bloodstream, Mr. Beder.
你在心脏衰竭之前还有90秒 You have 90 seconds until heart failure.
而我呢 刚好有有解药 I do, however, have the antidote here.
所以说不定你想告诉我 Perhaps you'd like to tell me what your friends
你那帮漩涡组织的朋友在计划什么 at the maelstrom syndicate are planning.
60秒 Sixty seconds.
Rhonda George Rhonda George.
- 刺杀任务 - Rhonda George - An assassination. - Rhonda George?
她是一位演员兼慈善家 She's the actress and philanthropist.
长官 她在两天后会主持一场"世界解药"的活动 She's hosting an event for worldcure in two days, sir.
给我解毒剂 Give me the antidote.
恐怕太迟了 It's too late, I'm afraid.
Sebastian 我要你去参加这场活动 I want you at this event, Sebastian.
好主意 Ledford指挥官 Very wise, commander ledford.
渔船酒吧
格林斯姆比 英格兰
维尔贝克传球 鲁尼也在禁区 Welbeck's touch. Rooney's there too.
现在球传给了卡里克 拜恩斯在边上 Now carrick, here's baines.
啊 他得到空位了 Oh, he's free.
英格兰晋级到半决赛 England are heading to the semis,
百万英国人的骄傲 to the delight of millions at home!
嘿 大家 Hey, everyone.
让我们一起有节制地庆祝 Let's celebrate responsibly.
*我被击倒但我会再爬起来* *I get knocked down but I get up again*
*你无法永远把我压制* *You're never gonna Keep me down*
*我被击倒但我会再爬起来* *I get knocked down but I get up again*
*你无法永远把我压制* *You're never gonna keep me down*
*他喝了一杯威士忌 他喝了一杯伏特加* *He drinks a whiskey drink He drinks a vodka drink*
*他喝了一杯啤酒 他喝了一杯果酒* *He drinks a lager drink He drinks a cider drink*
*他唱那些歌* *He sings the songs That remind him*
*那些让他想起好时光的歌* *Of the good times*
*他唱那些歌* *He sings the songs That remind him*
*那些让他想起更好时光的歌* *Of the better times*
*我被击倒但我会再爬起来* *I get knocked down But I get up again*
*你无法将我永远压制* *You're never gonna Keep me down*
*我被击倒但我会再爬起来* *I get knocked down But I get up again*
哦 Oh!
不敢相信这种事情又发生了 Can't believe it's happened again.
把它拿出来 拿出来 Get it out. Get it out.
快拿出来 拿出来 Get it out. Get out.
他要爆炸了 女士们让开 He's gonna blow! Out the way, ladies.
- 我有灭火器 - 感谢上帝 - I've got the fire extinguisher. - Thank the lord.
Nobby呢 他人呢 Nobby呢 Nobby Where's nobby? Where is he? Where's nobby? Nobby!
Nobby Nobby Nobby Nobby. Nobby, nobby.
你为什么这么喘不过气来 Why are you so out of breath?
我从家里跑过来的 I've run all the way from home.
但你就住街对面 But you only live across the street.
你还记得我老表Digger吗 Do you remember me cousin, digger?
什么 那个小偷 What, the thief?
他有天晚上在一个豪华宴会上扒人大衣口袋 Well, he was nicking coats at a posh event the other night,
你绝对猜不到他看到谁了 and you'll never guess who he saw.
- 谁 - 我们终于找到他了 - Who? - We finally found him.
我们找到你弟弟了 We finally found your brother.
Nobby 和 Sebastian Butcher Nobby and Sebastian butcher.
我们是格里姆斯比的Butcher兄弟 We're the butcher boys of Grimsby.
他们永远也无法将我们分开 They'll never split us up.
一辈子 Forever!
你弟弟明天要去那个高档派对 Your brother is gonna be at a fancy party tomorrow.
那我怎么进得去 But how will I get in?
我老表给你偷了张票 Me cousin's nicked you a ticket.
"世界解药"慈善活动
伦敦 英国
世界各地的领导 Leaders from around the world,
如世界卫生组织的主席 such as the head of the world health organization
"世界解药"慈善活动 超过265位来宾
Javier Alvarez和其他名流 包括丹尼尔雷德克里夫 Javier Alvarez and celebrities, including Daniel Radcliffe,
在这场"世界解药"的活动中共聚 have gathered at this worldcure event,
"世界解药"由慈善家Rhonda George赞助 sponsored by philanthropist, Rhonda George.
绿色大地 Green earth.
Graves探员 Agent graves,
你的推送上线了 your feed is live.
- 是谁在说话呢 - 是我 - Who's this in my ear? - It's me.
还有别调情了 我们在公开频道上呢 And stop flirting. We're on an open channel.
好吧 Right.
- 多少钱 - 免费的 先生 - How much? - Complimentary, sir.
背后布景板: 世界解药 我们会治愈世界
你们咋样 How now?
你们好哇 Hi.
你们见过我弟弟吗 他叫Sebastian Have you seen me brother? He's called Sebastian.
这是张他的照片 几年前拍的 Here's a photo of him. It was taken a few years ago.
Graves探员 你就位了吗 Are you in position yet, agent graves?
呃噢 Uh-oh.
不是吧 卡住了 Come on. It's stuck.
拜托 Come on.
掌声有请Rhonda George Please welcome Rhonda George.
女士们 先生们 下午好 Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
谢谢 Thank you.
当我创立"世界解药"的时候 When I started worldcure,
人们经常跟我说 people would constantly say to me:
"你不能完全去除世界上的疾病" "You cannot rid the world of disease."
我会看着他们的眼睛说 I would look them straight in the eye
"我可以" and say, "Yes, I can."
Graves 你探测到任何急迫威胁了吗 Can you detect any imminent threat, graves?
我们会找到解决的办法的 We are gonna figure this out.
就在此时 就从此刻开始 And it all starts right here, right now,
从这位小男孩开始 with one little boy.
他的名字叫 Schlomo Khalidi His name is schlomo khalidi.
女士们 先生们 我们会治愈这个世界 Ladies and gentlemen, we will cure the world.
我妈妈是犹太人 Mummy was Jewish.
爸爸是巴勒斯坦人 Daddy was palestinian.
但他们很爱彼此 But they both loved each other so very much.
我出生时就带有HIV病毒 I was born with HIV.
现在我因艾滋而虚弱 Now I am very sick with aids.
好 太赞了 Yes! Fantastic!
西班牙 得 分
你就等着受死吧 You are not coming back from that!
嘘 Shh!
尽管这个疾病可能会杀死我 Though this disease may kill me...
- 那个操控员 - 我们为什么不能 - The operator. - Why can't we stop
停止在中东的杀戮呢 killing each other in the middle east?
那个操控员去哪里了 Where's the operator?
那台摄像机是枪 The camera's a gun.
妈的 那台摄像机是枪 Damn. The camera's a gun!
你是谁 Who are you?
是我啊 It's me.
Nobby Nobby.
Nobby Nobby?
Ed Sheeran - Brother's Blood 此曲由Ed Sheeran为本影片量身定制
*哦我的兄弟啊* *Oh , my brother*
*你去哪儿了* *Where you been?*
*经过了这么久的* *It's been the longest time*
*分离* *Apart*
*我还记得我们四处奔跑的时候* *And I remember days we were running free*
*在你伤了我之前* *Long before you broke my...*
刚才特么发生了什么 What the hell just happened?
世界卫生组织的主席被枪击了 The head of the world health organization's been shot.
找出射击者 找出射击者 Locate the shooter! Locate the shooter!
射击者在那儿 There's the shooter!
我是虎尾的卧底 Tiger tail. Undercover.
我刚刚的射击受到干扰了 My shot was compromised.
抓住他 Take him out!
先生 我们可以证实 Sir, we have confirmation.
Graves开枪射击了 Graves took the shot.
Graves Graves?
嗷 Ow!
别打了 别打他了 Cut it out. Leave him alone.
在你后面 Behind you!
- 我能怎么帮你 - 离我远点 - How can I help? - You can stay away from me.
你需要我帮助 You need me help.
臭傻逼 Fucking twat.
再见 Nobby Goodbye, nobby.
别担心 我不会离开你的 Don't worry. I won't leave you!
啊 Aah!
- 啊 我的脚踝 - 我的瓶子 - Aah! My ankle! - Me bottle.
从我身上滚开 Get off me! Come on.
我脚踝骨折了 你得背着我 The ankle's shattered. You'll need to carry me.
过来 趴在我的肩上 Come on. Get over me shoulder.
- 对不起 - 进来 - Sorry. - Get in.
嘿 从车边滚开 Hey! Move away from the car.
等我给你开完罚单 Soon as I've printed your ticket.
快进来 Come on.
你得开车 You'll have to drive.
快进来 别按那个 Move. Not that one!
发生什么了 What happened?
算了 快走了 Never mind. Just get going.
喂 很危险啊 Come on, it's dangerous!
现在就从车里出来 Get out of the car now!
别担心 这是防弹的 Don't worry. It's bulletproof.
- 你不能伤害我们 - 不要 - You can't hurt us. - No.
我们有防弹玻璃 We've got bulletproof glass.
把车窗摇起来 Roll it up!
摇起来 Roll it up!
快走了 Just go. Now.
哦 太好了 我们可以一边逃跑一边看球赛 Oh, great. We can watch the match while escaping.
看路 Watch out!
啊 Aah!
他要罚点球了 He's gonna take the penalty.
- 要罚点球了 - Nobby 别看球了 - There's a penalty. - Nobby, forget the football.
- 你要淹死了 - 我要等他罚完点球 - You're gonna drown. - I'm getting out
- 再出去 - 听我说 - after he's taken penalty. - Listen to me.
- 不听 - 深呼吸 - Miss it! - Take a breath.
他 And he...
操 Fuck!
世界卫生组织的主席 Director general of the world health organization,
Javier Alvarez博士 Dr. Javier Alvarez,
已确认离世 is dead.
他在一场针对慈善家 He was caught in the crossfire
Rhonda George的刺杀行动 of an apparent assassination attempt
因交火中被枪击身亡 on philanthropist Rhonda George.
Scholmo Khalidi的 A huge manhunt is underway
已叛变的前秘密特工的 to find a rogue secret agent
大型追捕行动 who first shot middle east peace symbol
业已展开 schlomo khalidi.
这位艾滋病男孩的血液喷入了 The boy's aids-tainted blood then sprayed into the mouth
哈利波特的扮演者丹尼尔雷德克里夫的口内 of Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe.
而据知情人士透露 Sources tell us that Radcliffe,
Radcliffe口腔内有多处溃疡 who had numerous open sores in his mouth,
其本人也已经被检测出了艾滋 has tested positive for HIV.
我们正在深入调查他的背景 We're digging into his background now, sir.
准备找出漩涡组织是如何接近他的 Trying to work out how maelstrom could've got to him.
长官 您有什么指示吗 What do you want us to do, sir?
启动Chilcott Activate chilcott.
Chilcott被革职是有原因的 长官 Chilcott was dismissed for good reason, sir.
启动Chilcott Activate chilcott.
生活真奇妙 不是吗 Isn't life strange?
昨天 我还像往常一样 I mean, yesterday I'm having a normal day
跟朋友们在酒吧用屁股放烟火 down the pub with me mates with a firework up me ass.
而现在我在这里 跟我弟弟一起 And here we are now, with me brother,
做些跑步 游泳 doing some running and swimming,
之类的有氧运动 all different types of cardio.
我能问你个问题吗 Can I ask you a question?
范迪塞尔 <速度与激情>主演
你是范迪塞尔的模仿演员吗 Are you a vin diesel impersonator?
还是专杀艾滋病小孩的杀手 Or are you a hit man who specializes in kids with aids?
什么 我是个秘密特工 为军情六局工作 What? I'm a secret agent, I work for an offshoot of MI6.
你怎么能不跟自己哥哥说你是做什么的呢 How could you not tell your own brother what you do?
因为我工作的头两个字就是"秘密" Because within the title of my occupation is the word "Secret."
但如果你连家人都不信的话 你还能相信谁 But if you can't trust family, who can you trust?
相信你 相信你吗 因为你 Trust you? Trust you? Because of you,
世界卫生组织的主管死了 the head of the world health organization is dead
哈利波特得了艾滋 and Harry Potter has aids.
你只用三秒钟就做到了 You managed to do in three seconds
伏地魔八部电影都没做成的事 what Voldemort failed to do in eight movies.
别吓尿了 艾滋能治好的 Don't wet your knickers. It's treatable.
喔 海洛因 Ooh, heroin.
这玩意容易上瘾 是个入门毒品 That stuff's addictive. It's a gateway drug.
- 入什么门 - 更多海洛因 - To what? - To more heroin.
这不是海洛因 这是加速骨骼钙化剂 This is not heroin, this is rapid bone calcifier.
它能填补我脚腕的裂痕 It fills the fractures in my ankle,
加固骨骼和周围肌肉 这样我就能正常行走了 hardens the bone and muscle around it so that I can walk.
为什么 你脚腕怎么啦 Why, what happened to your ankle?
你把它压碎了 You fell on it.
你好 Hello.
不是我做的 I didn't do it.
我需要你的帮助 I need your help.
如果我帮你 我也会被逮捕的 If I help you, I'll be arrested.
如果你不帮 我今天之内就会死 If you don't, I could be dead by the end of the day.
好吧 听着 All right, listen.
Ledford启动了个叫Chil什么的人 Ledford activated someone called chil-something.
我只知道这个 That's all I know.
Chilcott吗 我的天 他是个神经病 Chilcott? Oh, Jesus, he's a psychopath.
- 那是一个杀人指令 - 天哪 - That's a kill order. - Oh, god.
Jodie 我需要你帮我做点事 Jodie, I need you to do something for me.
帮我查出杀死Javier Alvarez的 I need you to find out the identity of the man
那个人的身份 who killed Javier Alvarez.
如果我能找到他 就可以清除我的嫌疑了 If I can find him, it will clear my name.
你能帮我吗 Can you do that?
我尽力吧 I'll try.
Seb 我能按下这个红色按钮吗 Seb, can I press this red button?
- 啊 你特么 -怎么了 - Aah! God's sake. - What?
你刚刚把一个追踪器射入我的脖子 You just implanted a tracking device in my neck!
那至少我不会再有28年找不到你 At least I won't lose you for another 28 years.
忘了跟你说 我给你准备了个礼物 I forgot to mention, I got you a present.
- 什么 - 两张去智利看 - What? - Two tickets for me and you
英国决赛的票 你和我两个人 to go to Chile to see england play in the final.
你怎么知道英国能进入决赛呢 How do you know if england are gonna be in the final?
他们最好能进 因为我刚纹了这个 Well, they'd better be because I just got this done.
英国 2016 世界灌军 England, World Championes, 2016.
上边写着200016 That says 200,016.
不 是2000加16 No, it says 2016.
那离现在有198000年 That's 198,000 years from now.
如果是这样的话 我免费赚了两个0 所以是谁傻 In that case, I got two zeroes for free, so who's the idiot?
- 你要干嘛 - 我得藏起来 - What are you doing? - I need to disappear.
外边有人在找我 There are people looking for me.
我们不会再见面了 You won't see me again.
祝你好运 Nobby Good luck, nobby.
好吧 没错 没错 你说的对 Okay. No, no, you're right.
我该 我也是该回家了 I should-- I should be heading back home anyway.
回去看看我的家人 Got to see the family.
再见到你很高兴 It's good to reconnect.
照顾好自己 好吗 Take care, eh?
你也是 Take care.
等下 既然你是个间谍 Wait. Since you're a spy,
是不是说没人知道我是你哥哥 does that mean no one knows I'm your brother?
对啊 Exactly.
那样的话 我有个超棒的地方可以让你藏身 Well, then, I've got the perfect place for you to hide.
不是吧 Oh, no.
欢迎来到格里姆斯比 切尔诺贝利的双子城
能带你回格里姆斯比 Oh, it's so good
真是太好啦 to have you back in Grimsby.
这边中产化之后你可能都认不出来了 You probably don't recognize it since it were gentrified.
我又不是格里姆斯比人 I am not from Grimsby.
你好呀 Hiya.
你好 Hiya.
我有女朋友了 不是什么大事 I've got a girlfriend. It's nothing serious.
不过她身材超屌 你可不要乱摸 But she's fit as fuck, so hands to yourself.
走吧 脱鞋 Go on. Shoes off.
嗨 Hey.
- 爸爸 我想你了 - 我也想你啦 - Missed you, dad. - Missed you too.
是刚刚没说清吗 我需要一个安全的藏身处 Was I not clear when I said I needed a secure location?
这里超安全的 This place is totally secure.
虽然我不知道她是谁 Although I don't know who she is.
哈哈开玩笑 这是我们家Britney I'm just being hilarious. That's our Britney.
想来点茶吗 那里有烤肉串 You want a cup of tea? There's a kebab.
想要什么都可以 You can have anything you want there.
这是厨房 什么都有 It's a kitchen, fully stocked.
南方公园插曲Kyle's Mom's a Bitch 南方公园是一部重口味动画
*Kyle的妈妈是个婊子 是个满身肥肉的婊子* *Kyle's mom's a bitch She's a big fat bitch*
*她是全世界最婊的婊子* *She's the biggest bitch In the whole wide world*
*如果世上真有婊子 那她就是个傻逼婊子* *She's a stupid bitch If there ever was a bitch*
*她对谁都是一个婊样* *She's a bitch To all the boys and girls*
Cartman 你他妈闭嘴 Shut your fucking mouth, Cartman!
这是我们家的新成员 Django Unchained(被解救的姜戈) And this is our new babby, Django Unchained.
嗨 老爸 Hey, dad.
那是谁 Who's that?
我的大儿子 Skeletor(骷髅人) That's me oldest son, Skeletor.
嗨 Hiya. Hey!
这是谁 另一个儿子吗 What's that, another son?
别傻了 Don't be daft.
这是我们的孙辈 Gangnam Style(江南Style) That's our grandson, gangnam style.
你们好呀 Hiya.
嗨 老爸 Hi, dad.
这是Luke And this here is Luke.
leukemia首音节与Luke发音相似
我们这么叫他是因为他有白血病 We call him that because he's got leukemia.
真抱歉 I'm so sorry.
他没真得病 我们只是把他的头发剃了 He doesn't really. We just shave his head
这样就能搞到救济金了 so we can claim the welfare for it.
- 什么 - 你知道吗 - What? - You know what?
这可是个大金矿 You're looking at a gold mine up there.
这玩意每周能赚65.4英镑 This tragedy can turn into 65 pound 40 a week.
好啦 化学课结束了 All right, chemistry class is over.
下面是生物课 Time for biology.
母象的子宫最小也有 At its maximum, the mother's uterus
25立方英尺的空间 expands to 25 cubic feet.
- 这是谁 - 他吗 - Who's this? - Who's that?
- 这个光头是谁 - Jason - The other bald man. Who's this? - Jason.
- 他才是Jason - 我是Jason - He's Jason. - I'm Jason.
我有11个孩子好吗 这太难记了 I've got 11 kids. Not easy to remember them all.
啊 他不叫Sebastian Aah! His name is not Sebastian,
你们知道这个就行了 and that's all you need to know.
你他妈怎么了 老爸 这是Coddy叔叔啊 What the fuck are you on about, dad? It's Uncle Coddy.
来给我们抱抱 Give us a hug.
不敢相信 竟然是你 I can't believe it's you.
欢迎回到格里姆斯比 Welcome back to grimsby.
这是你的家人 这些是你的侄子和侄女 They're your family. Those are your nephews and nieces.
他们怎么知道我是谁 How do they know who I am?
这些年我可能提过你几次 I might've mentioned you couple of times over the years.
几次吗 老爸 我要带他看看你的照片墙 "Couple of times"? I'll show him your wall, dad.
这是你小时候 There's you as a kid.
别跑 你个小杂种 Leg it! You little bastards.
把球还给我 Give me back me ball!
滚蛋吧 Fuck off.
Nobby 把球传给我 快 Nobby. Pass us the ball. Come on.
传球 他要得分了 Pass it. He's gonna score.
英国要赢得决赛啦 Nobby 射门 England's gonna win the final. Nobby, shoot!
哦 Oh...
早上好 警官 Morning, officer.
你们是Butcher兄弟 Nobby和Sebastian吗 Nobby and Sebastian butcher.
我们正准备把这个漂亮的球还给 We were trying to return that beautiful ball
它的主人呢 to its rightful owner.
不是球的问题 哥们儿 It's not about the ball, lads.
圣路加儿童福利院 格里姆斯比
看 Seb 那是要来收养我们的夫妇 Look, Seb. That's the couple that's adopting us.
他们来自伦敦 They're from London.
你会和我一起 对吗 Nobby You're coming with me. Right, Nobby?
那当然 Of course.
我永远都不会离开我弟弟的 I'd never leave my little brother.
你可以伤心 It's all right to be sad.
但不能像个哀怨的傻瓜似的 But it's not all right to stand there and whinge
站在这里哭个不停 like a low mopey bastard.
我们是谁 来吧 说出来 Who are we? Come on, say it.
我们是格里姆斯比的Butcher兄弟 We're butcher boys of grimsby.
我听不到 再说一遍 I didn't hear you. Say it again.
我们是他妈的格里姆斯比的Butcher兄弟 We're the fucking butcher boys of grimsby.
他们不可能把我们分开 They'll never split us up.
永远 Forever!
你叔叔可不想整天看这些 Anyway, your uncle don't want to look at pictures
我和他的照片 不是吗 of me and him all day, do you?
- 不 - 什么 - No. - What?
是 No.
好啦 来吧 All right. Come on.
给你们看看我去伦敦旅行的照片 Let's take a look at me travel photos of London.
来吧 过来过来 挤一挤 Come on, everyone. Come on, squeeze up, squeeze up.
这是Norfolk Arms酒店 这是Dog and Duck酒吧 This is the Norfolk Arms. This is the dog and duck.
这是Three Crowns酒吧 This is the three crowns.
这是查令十字街警察局 And this is charing cross police station.
他妈的猪头 Fucking pigs.
这是我和我的免费酒 This is me with some free booze.
这是我和我穿过非洲男孩屁股的手指 And this is me with me finger up an African boy's ass.
等下 退回去 让我看一下 Wait a minute. Go back. Let me see.
这是那个杀手 It's the assassin.
听着 伦敦挺不错的 但我想死你们了 Listen, London were fab. But I missed you lot.
- 我们也想你 - 想你 老爸 - Missed you too. - Missed you too, dad.
接吧 Answer it.
是 Yes, sir.
你好 Hello?
Ledford在盯着你 是吗 Ledford's watching you, isn't he?
说"嗨 爹地" Say, "Hi, daddy."
嗨 爹地 Hi, daddy.
噢 Aww.
看下你的邮箱 Check your e-mail.
查出来那个人是谁 Find out who that is.
你要进入全球人脸识别系统 You'll have to access the global facial recognition grid.
我怎么进得去 And how am I going to do that?
想想办法 Figure it out.
- 我回来啦 - 这不是我的一生挚爱Dawny吗 - Hiya. - Is that the love of me life, dawny?
- 这不是我亲爱的的Nobby吗 - 我回来了 - Is that my darling nobby? - I'm back.
- 我好想你 - 我也是 - I missed you so much. - Me too.
好了 孩子们都出去 马上 All right, kids. Out. Now.
听你们妈妈的 出去 Out. Listen to your mum. Out quick.
我有很重要的事要和你们爸爸说 I got something very important that I need to tell your dad.
怎么了 What is it?
我的内内丢了 I lost me panties.
你确定它们不是又被你的屁股吞了 You sure your ass hasn't eaten them again?
不是 你个蠢蛋 我根本就没穿 No, you daft twat. I didn't put any on.
噢 我现在比恋童癖看到乐高玩具还要硬 Ooh, I'm getting stiffer than a pedophile at legoland.
噢 看 我现在就像 Oh, look. I'm exactly like
<本能>里边的莎朗斯通 Sharon Stallone in basic instincts.
别担心 Don't worry.
那不是我屁股发出的声音 That didn't come out me bum.
噢 Oh.
这次是 That one did.
别担心 过来 No problem. Get over here.
我知道你现在超想要它 I know you must be gagging for it.
没错 来吧 Nobby All right. Come here, Nobby.
- 嘿 - 怎么了 - Hey. - What?
我现在超想吃"格里姆斯比式早餐" I'm hungry for a Grimsby breakfast.
好啊 柜台开着呢 Well, the buffet's open.
我需要个一人桌 I'll need a table for one.
想吃多少吃多少 It's all-you-can-eat.
60分钟之后见 See you in about 60 minutes.
开始吧 Get going.
呃哼 Nobby Ahem, nobby.
本金斯利 82因扮演甘地获奥斯卡影帝 于<钢铁侠3>扮演满大人 演员本人是个光头
这是我的飞镖伙伴 嗯 本金斯利 That's me darts partner, um...Ben Kingsley.
Nobby 你把我当什么了 Nobby, what do you take me for?
我知道他是谁 他是你弟弟 I know who that is. That's your brother.
你这么多年都他妈的去哪了 Where the fuck you been all these years?
在忙 顺道说句 恭喜啊 预产期什么时候啊 I've been busy. Congratulations, by the way. When are you due?
我没怀孕 只是他妈的胖 Oh, I'm not pregnant. I'm just fucking fat.
- Nobby - 什么 - Nobby. - What?
不能有人知道我在哪 这很重要 It's imperative no one know that I'm here.
你需要去一个周围没人的地方 You need somewhere isolated where there's no one around?
- 对 - 好啊 - Exactly. - All right.
我知道有个地方 I know just the place.
就是这条路 穿过火车站 It's just this way, past the train station.
从格里姆斯比到伦敦列车的乘客请到915月台登车 -All aboard the 915, grimsby to London.
这边走 In you go.
你觉得我们的新爸妈会让我们 Do you think our new parents will let us sleep
睡在一个房间吗 in the same room?
如果我们睡双层床的话 我可以睡上铺吗 If we have bunk beds, can I have the top?
当然可以呀 小伙计 You can have the top, little man.
趁没其他乘客上厕所 先去撒个尿吧 Go and have a pee now before the other passengers do.
好的 哥 Okay, bruv.
- Sebastian - 怎么啦 - And Sebastian... - What is it?
没事 Nothing.
Nobby Nobby?
Nobby Nobby? Nobby?
Nobby 你看到我哥哥Nobby了吗 Nobby? Nobby? Have you seen me brother, nobby?
Nobby 你在哪啊 Nobby, where are you? Nobby!
不 Nobby No! Nobby!
回来啊 Come back!
回来 Nobby Come back, nobby!
Sebbo 跟上 Sebbo. Come on.
回来真好 不是吗 I know. It's great to be back, isn't it?
这边走 就是这里面 Here we go. Just in here.
你确定这里很安全吗 You sure this location is secure?
放松点 相信你哥哥 Relax. Trust your brother.
惊喜 Surprise!
不不 Seb 别这样 No, no! Seb! Come on, no.
别 这是我们一伙的啊 No, they're our folk.
欢迎回家 Welcome home.
我不能暴露行踪的 Nobody's supposed to know I'm here.
没人知道你的行踪 No one does know you're here.
他们都知道了 These people know I'm here.
- 你知道他在这吗 - 不知道 - Do you know he's here? - No!
已经就位 We are here.
干得漂亮 Chilcott Good work, Chilcott.
你怎么发现他的 How did you find him?
这是鄙人的职业直觉 Let's just call it professional intuition.
欢迎回家 格林斯比的间谍 嘘
这什么味道 What's that smell?
那是我Milky Pimms的味道 That's me. Milky Pimms.
我在码头工作 Oh. I work our docks.
我们把鳕鱼传遍全球 We transport cod all over the world.
厉害 Fascinating.
有什么可以帮忙的 Can I help you?
Chilcott 闪开 Chilcott. Move.
怎么了 What is it?
天呐 有点慌 Oh, god, I'm cornered.
我就不该独自过来的 I should never have come here alone.
在格里姆斯比你永远不是独自一人 You're never alone in Grimsby, bruv.
伙计们 伙计们 Lads. Lads.
看到外面那些人了没 See those blokes out there?
他们是曼联的球迷 Those are Manchester united supporters.
这群混球怎么有脸在这里出现 How dare those twats show up here?
你去把他们拖住 我保证帮你把学校烧了 You delay them. I promise I'll burn your school down for you.
拒绝学校 我们上 No school! Come on.
兄弟们 拿上球 Oi, lads. Get the ball!
- 我们上 - 他们有枪 - Let's go, lads. - They've got guns!
抱歉先生 你有东西掉了 Excuse me, sir. I think you dropped something.
什么东西 Dropped what?
你现在可是在格里姆斯比 蠢猪 You're in Grimsby now, you git!
你觉得我宰了你眼睛会眨一下吗 小兔崽子 Do you think I'll hesitate to kill you? Little bastard.
就是现在 Now!
Sanjiv 该你上了 Sanjiv, now!
走这边的鱼类加工厂 Fish factory, this way.
跟上 去加工厂里 Come on, fish factory. Go there.
快 都进去 Quick. In there. Let's go.
啊 Aah!
Seb Seb.
你瞅瞅你干了什么 你把他杀了 What have you done? You've killed him.
Nobby 你干什么呢 Nobby, what are you doing?
对死者表示应有的敬意 I'm showing some respect for the dead.
安息吧 兄弟 There you go, mate.
- Nobby - 怎么了 - Nobby! - What?
- 过来 - 出什么事了 - Get over here. - What is it?
你得帮我吸一下肩膀上的伤口 I need you to suck this wound in my shoulder.
不行 我从不用嘴唇碰别的男人的肩膀 No, no, no, I don't put my lips on another man's shoulder.
- 太基了 - 赶快 - That's very gay. - Do it now.
在格里姆斯比 哪怕点一份素食早餐 People have been chucked out of Grimsby
都会被驱逐出去 for ordering a vegetarian breakfast.
那发子弹里面装的是毛虫毒素 That pellet was filled with lonomia caterpillar toxin.
你不把毒素吸出来的话我就只能再活90秒 I'll be dead in 90 seconds if you don't suck it out.
好吧好吧 Okay, okay.
使劲吸 Suck hard.
对就这样 That's it.
别咽下去 Don't swallow the poison.
吐出来 And now spit it out.
干得好 Well done.
感谢上帝 我以为要失去你了 Praise the lord. I thought I'd lost you, brother.
- 我爱你 - Nobby - I love you so much. - Nobby.
- 怎么了 - 我还有别的地方中弹了 - What? - I've been hit somewhere else.
哪里 Where?
我不吃你这套 不可能的 I'm not falling for that one. No way.
你别 你干什么 No, you don't-- what are you doing?
你为什么脱裤子 No, why are you taking those off?
毒素已经穿过我的左蛋蛋了 The toxin's coursing through the left lobule of my teste.
已经快到肾了 快吸 Up the spermatic plexus to my kidneys. Suck it.
我操 Whoo!
正如上帝所说 As Jesus said,
"人不能给自己兄弟口爆" "Thou shalt not suck off your own fucking brother."
快吸 否则我一分钟内就死了 Do it, or I'll be dead in 60 seconds.
我这么辛苦找了你三十年 I've been searching for you for almost 30 year.
早知道还不如花两分钟在Grindr上找找 I could've found you in two minutes on Grindr.
Grindr是著名同性恋交友软件
你选吧 吸我的蛋蛋或者任我死在这 Choose. You can suck my scrotum or you can let me die.
好吧 Okay.
你的墓志铭想写点什么 What would you like written on your gravestone?
快含我卵 Suck my balls!
我去 Whoa!
只剩不到四十秒了 I have less than 40 seconds.
好吧 All right.
为了父亲的在天之灵 This is for dad.
快吸 使劲吸 Suck it. Suck harder.
吸完了吐掉 Suck and spit.
一吸一吐 循环往复 Suck and spit. Suck and spit.
毒素散播太快了 我得来个骑乘 It's traveling too fast. I need to be on top.
来这边 Over here.
teabagging指把蛋蛋在对方嘴里一进一出 就像泡茶时茶包在水里一进一出
不要啊 说好的不能来这招的啊 What? No. I draw the line at teabagging.
必须得把毒素甩出来 Must shake this out.
这不管用 It's not working.
Coddy Coddy.
Coddy不要离开我啊 Coddy, don't go. Coddy.
我已经失去你一次了 I've lost you once.
我拒绝再次失去你 I refuse to lose you again.
收工 That's it.
- 我们做到了 - 是你做到了 - We did it. - You did it.
我们做 We did--
你射我脸上了 you just came on me face.
这顶多是精洪爆发前的涓涓细流 It was a trickle of pre-ejaculate at most.
成熟一点 Grow up.
终有一天 人们无需像这样活着 I envision a day when people won't have to live like this.
贫困完全被消除 A day when poverty will be eradicated.
我知道这一天会到来的 And I know it's possible.
长官 有情况 Sir, we've got something.
再使点劲 吸完吐掉 Suck harder. Suck and spit.
有什么新情报吗 Marber So, what's this new intelligence, Marber?
我们识别出了他的同伴 是Graves的哥哥 We've identified the partner, sir. He's Graves' brother.
- 哥哥 - Kyle Alan Butcher - Brother? - Kyle Alan butcher,
也被称为Nobby Butcher A.K.A. Nobby Butcher.
无疑是个无业游民 A maelstrom sleeper, no doubt.
一个社会渣滓而已 长官 Just some working-class scum, sir.
找到他们 不留活口 Find them and kill them.
是 长官 Yes, sir.
我找到那个杀手了 I found the assassin.
他叫Pavel Lukashenko 正在去南非的路上 He's Pavel Lukashenko. He's on way to South Africa.
好 Good.
而且他们已经发现你哥哥了 Yeah. And they know about your brother.
没问题 我正要把他甩掉 No problem. I'm about to ditch him.
听着 Listen.
他被抓到的话 他家一个活口都不会留下 They'll kill him and his family too if they catch him.
你想看着你哥哥去死吗 Do you really want your brother to die?
航空货运站 开普敦 南非
管不了那么多了 Forget it.
我得跟你那朋友聊聊 Look, I need to talk to your friend.
那个叫什么Milky的 Uh, what--? Milky?
那个运鱼的 The fish travel agent?
然后你也要让他来一次蛋蛋入喉吗 What, so you can gob-rape him too?
你这个禽兽 You monster.
不是 No.
我们要去一趟南非 We're going to South Africa.
真的吗 Really?
我要跟亲爱的弟弟一起旅行了 I'm going on holiday with me babby brother.
开普敦
南非
万众瞩目的半决赛正在热播 It's a semifinal that has become gripped by tension.
哈拉雷
开普敦 南非
球权在英格兰 这是最后的一轮进攻了 And england to have the ball. Time for one last attack, baby.
- 斯特林加油 - 球传到了斯特林脚下 - Come on, Sterling. - The ball's broken for Sterling.
- 快射门 - 拉希姆斯特林带球过人 - Get in there. - Raheem Sterling's through.
球进了 英格兰得分 And Raheem Sterling scores for England!
这个进球给英格兰带来位于智利的决赛门票 That surely puts england into the final in Chile.
一口吐沫喷你脸上 We spit on your face!
加油 加油 Here we go! Here we go!
Nobby 他们在揍Zeke Stanton Nobby. They're beating up Zeke Stanton.
这帮纳粹猪 Nazi bastard!
- 进击球场 - 进击球场 - Pitch invasion! - Pitch invasion!
- 纳粹渣渣 - 弄死他们 - Nazi scum! - Let's get them!
- 快上 - 耶 - Come on. - Yeah!
比赛结束 英国即将前往智利参加决赛 That's it. England are going to the final in Chile.
- Jodie - 嗨 爹地 - Jodie. - Hi, daddy.
现在不用来这套 有点怪怪的 No, no, stop doing that now. It's weird.
我找到了Lukashenko的藏身之处 I've discovered where Lukashenko is.
我追踪到他的位置克鲁格公园的灌木旅馆 I tracked him to the tshukaru bush lodge in kruger park.
Tshukaru灌木旅馆
Kruger公园 南非
他要和一个名叫Joris Smit的生化学家会面 He's meeting up with a biochemist called Joris Smit.
漩涡组织明显是要和这位生化学家做个交易 Maelstrom are clearly buying something from him.
杀手现在和他老婆Lina Smit在屋里 He's currently in a hotel room with Lina Smit, his wife,
她是个闻名的交际花 famed for her promiscuity.
你得从她下手 可能要献身一下才行 You need to find out from her. You may need to seduce her.
你也知道 我愿为英格兰做任何事情 Well, as you know, I'll do anything for England.
帮我在旅馆订个房间 Book me a room at the lodge.
已经搞定了 你的化名是Shelton先生 I have done. Your alias is Mr. Shelton.
- 嘿 英国佬 - 怎么了 - Hey, English. - What?
我这有好东西可以享受 I have something for you to celebrate:
非洲最嗨的海洛因 爽一下 The best heroin in Africa. Enjoy.
说来丢脸 我从来都没试过这个 I'm embarrassed to say I've never actually tried any before.
你会喜欢的 You'll like it.
以后我们还要多加联络 Listen, i'd love to stay in touch.
- 你有邮箱什么的吗 - 领英 - Are you on e-mail or...? - Linkedin.
名字是tabansinyagura海洛因贩子15 It is tabansinyaguraheroindealer15.
好 Yes.
你刚才跟谁说话呢 Who's that you were talking to?
那是我刚交的朋友Tabansi That is me new mate, Tabansi.
他在非洲飞进飞出 He flies to and from South America
用菊花藏毒运毒 with drugs rammed up his bottom.
在这不是干这行 就是混黑道 It's either that or a life of crime.
Nobby Nobby.
我得出门几个小时 I'll be gone for a couple of hours.
为什么 你要去干什么 Why? What are you up to?
我得去找个人 弄明白Lukashenko为什么来这里 I'm meeting someone to find out why Lukashenko came here.
你好好在这呆着 明白吗 You stay here, understood?
大事不好 Oh, no.
我好像把注射器弄混了 I think I might've mixed up our needles.
我的天 Oh, my god.
你不能嗑着白粉去执行任务啊 You can't do a secret mission on heroin.
别着急 Not to worry, all right?
间谍的事交给兄弟来 Just leave the spying to your brother.
如果我喝大了 打给这个号码 07700 900489
Sebastian Sebastian?
不是 他在沙发上躺着 No, he's currently on couch,
露着奶 嗑到嗨了 smacked off his tits.
你是谁 Who is this?
我是他哥哥Nobby I'm his brother, Nobby.
有什么帮得上的吗 Can I help?
Nobby听我说 Nobby, I need you to listen to me.
你得接替他 You are going to have to take his place.
你得前往没特兰车站 You need to head to Maitland station.
在那里和灌木旅馆的司机会合 There, you'll meet a driver from tshukaru bush lodge.
你的化名是Shelton先生 When you meet him, your alias is Mr. Shelton.
明白了吗 Did you get that?
我把这些信息发到你的隐形眼镜上 I'll send the information to your lens.
Oasis - Cigarettes & Alcohol
*是我想太多* *Is it my imagination*
*还是说我终于找到值得活下去的事情* *Or have I finally found something worth living for?*
*你可以花上一辈子* *You could wait for a lifetime*
*晒着阳光过日子* *To spend your days in the sunshine*
*你说不定还该吸吸白粉* *You might as well do the white line*
*因为当时机真的来了* *'Cause when it comes on top*
*你必须要做到* *You've gotta make it happen*
*你必须要成功* *You've gotta make it happen*
糟糕 快开门 Oh, no. Open the door!
快开门 Open the door!
你先进去 然后找到Lina Smit 色诱之 Okay, you need to head inside, find Lina Smit and seduce her.
你让我背着Dawny偷情 不可能 What, and cheat on Dawny? Never.
你得色诱她 才能查清楚 You need to seduce her in order to find out
Lukashenko从她老公那里买了什么 what Lukashenko bought from her husband.
好吧 Okay.
你看到Lina Smit了吗 Can you see Lina Smit?
她挺显眼的 She's easy to spot.
穿着绿裙子 光彩夺目 She's wearing a green dress, and she's absolutely gorgeous.
我的天 Oh, no.
真的夺目 She is gorgeous.
找到了吗 Got her?
目标锁定 Bingo.
我得走了 记住 深沉一点 I've got to go. Remember, act sophisticated.
你好啊 小野猫 Hello, pussycat.
我叫 The name is...
Shelton Shelton.
M R Shelton M.R. Shelton.
我一直在找你 I've been looking for you.
需要房间清洁吗 You want room clean?
房间清洁 Room clean?
哦对 房间清洁 Yeah. Yes. "Room clean."
全套的那种 From top to bottom.
我在23号房等你 I'm in 23.
我们一起的话 就玩69式吧 But together, we could make it 69.
好 我一会就来 Okay. I come soon.
不是吧 Come on.
下午好 Good afternoon.
有点急事 棕色警报 Hello. There's an emergency. It's a code brown.
先生 棕色警报是 A code brown, sir?
我把马桶堵了 I've blocked the toiletry.
劳驾尽快送人来维修 Could you send somebody up as soon as you can, please?
好的Shelton先生 Okay, Mr. Shelton.
我马上叫人过去 I will send you assistance.
Sebastian Graves来了 Sebastian Graves is here.
去他房间 勾引他 Go to his room and seduce him.
我马上就去 I'll be there soon.
维修工来了 Oh, good. Maintenance is here.
Shelton先生 Mr. Shelton.
你们动作好快啊 That is really fast service.
我刚打电话过去 I only just called down.
谢谢你这么快就赶过来 Thank you for coming so quickly.
希望能让你满意 I hope I can reciprocate.
行吧 Yeah.
跟我来吧 Anyway, uh, follow me.
就在这里面 开始干吧 Uh, ahem, come on. In here. Let's do this.
这可不像你平时的风格 Not your usual place to do it.
为什么 What? Why?
不然你觉得应该在哪干 Where did you expect me to do it?
床上 In the bed.
在 在床上 我又不是动物 In the-- in the bed? I'm not an animal.
我已经五个礼拜没在床上干过这事了 I haven't done one in a bed for over five weeks.
我们赶紧把这搞定 需要让你看看吗 Let's be quick with this. Shall I show it to you?
我看它的时候 How do I know that when I see it,
我不知道会不会疯狂地爱上你 I won't fall madly in love with you?
倒是没有这方面的顾虑 There's really not much danger of that.
很大一坨的 It's enormous.
那就更好了 All the better.
有多硬 How hard is it?
好吧 Well, okay.
让我试着回忆一下 呃 Let me try and remember. Um...
我想 它的顶部 非常硬 I mean, the top of it is, you know, very hard.
真的 非常硬 Actually, painfully so.
嗯 Mmm.
然后中间有点软 Then kind of medium soft.
它的底部 又非常硬 And at the base of it, really hard again.
现在 我可以告诉你我会怎么对付它了吧 Now, should I tell you what I'm gonna do with it?
不 No.
我要用手握着它 I'm gonna take it in my hand.
- 完全握住 - 好吧 - All of it. - Right.
这很不寻常 That's very unusual.
- 是啊 - 对吧 - Yeah. - Right?
然后我要亲亲它 And then I'm gonna kiss it.
亲它 Gonna kiss it?
然后我要把它全部塞进我嘴里 And I'm gonna put all of it in my mouth.
这比<两女一杯>还糟 This is worse than 2 girls and 1 cup.
<两女一杯>讲述的是两嗜粪症女子轮流食粪
我打赌它尝起来像草莓 I bet it tastes like strawberries.
我打赌它尝起来是多加了咖喱汁的烤肉串味 And I bet you that it tastes of kebab with extra curry sauce.
听着 你是个超级大怪胎 好吧 Listen. You're a total fucking weirdo, right?
就待在这里别出来 Just stay in here and do not come out.
好 Okay.
我们又见面了 So we meet again.
请进 Please, come in.
好 Okay.
你在干嘛 这活让别人干 What are you doing? Let someone else do that.
稍等我一分钟 Please excuse me for one moment.
你他妈在干什么 What the hell are you doing?
我在做好准备啊 I'm getting myself ready.
嘘 听着 我懂了 Shh! Listen, I get it.
你不想在你衣服上留下棕色"弹片" You don't wanna get any brown shrapnel on your clothes.
棕 棕色"弹片" Brown-- brown shrapnel?
这个 This.
看见了吗 硬 软 硬 You see? Hard, soft, hard.
狭路相逢勇者胜 May the best man win.
- 我要进去了 - 不 不 不 - I go in there now. - No, no, no.
让我们熟悉一下 Let's get acquainted.
有没有人告诉过你 Has anyone ever told you
你是一个非常漂亮的女人 that you're a very beautiful woman?
你是行走在苍茫人世间 You are the most beautiful thing
最美丽的尤物 to ever walk the lord's green earth.
我们从Graves的镜片上获得信号了 长官 We're getting signal from Graves' lens, sir.
放上来 Put it up.
那么 我们看到的是什么 So, what are we looking at?
天哪 Graves Good god, Graves.
喔 Whoo!
Lukashenko为什么要见你丈夫 Why did Lukashenko meet your husband?
你能放大那张卡片吗 Can you zoom in on that stationery?
把坐标发给Chilcott Send the coordinates to Chilcott.
你宁愿上一个女佣也不上我 You'd rather make love to a maid than me?
女佣 Maid?
Banu 出去 Banu, out!
对不起 Smit夫人 Sorry, Mrs. Smit.
Smit夫人 Mrs. Smit?
滚出去 Banu Get out, Banu!
实在对不起 对不起 I'm so sorry. Sorry.
现在 让我来告诉你我有多野性 Now, let me show you how wild this animal can be.
你真认为我会让你睡我老婆吗 Graves先生 Did you really think I'd let you sleep with my wife, Mr. Graves?
不 但再一次 我真没想到 No. But then again, I never thought
她会用衣架剁碎我的便便 that she'd chop up me poo with a coat hanger.
再见 Sebastian Graves Goodbye, Sebastian Graves.
那不是Sebastian Graves That's not Sebastian Graves.
- 你还好吧 - 还好 - You okay? - Yeah.
海洛因怎么样 How was the heroin?
比想象的还要好 Better than expected.
Lukashenko为什么见你丈夫 Why did Lukashenko meet your husband?
漩涡组织在计划什么 What are Maelstrom planning?
我不知道 I don't know.
Seb 不要 Seb, don't.
听着 别往心里去 亲爱的 他见谁都杀 Listen. Don't take it personal, love. He kills everyone.
因为他小时候经常尿床 It's because he used to wet the bed.
- 这很重要 她得知道 - 这不重要 - It's important she knows. - It's not important.
好吧 对睡在你下铺 夜里常被滴尿的男孩来说 Well, it was important to the boy on the bunk under you
这很重要 who used to get dripped on at night.
继续问 Get on with it.
只要把你知道的告诉我们 Just tell us what you know,
他会放你一条生路 and he'll let you live.
说吧 Come on.
Lukashenko买了一些病毒 Lukashenko bought some kind of virus.
他什么时候会用 When is he gonna use it?
明天 Tomorrow.
他们会把病毒释放在哪里 Where are they gonna release the virus?
他们会 They'll--
趴下 Get down!
趴着别动 Stay down!
是Chilcott 走 It's Chilcott. Move!
快点 Come on!
快点 跑 Come on. Run.
没地方躲了 There's nowhere to hide.
- 我有一个主意 - 噢 太棒了 - I got an idea. - Oh, great.
因为你的主意什么也做没成 Because your ideas have netted nothing
只是让我们山穷水尽 but gold up to this point.
你要跟着我 You're gonna follow me
完全按照你大哥说的来做 and do exactly what your big brother says.
- 快点 - 来吧 - Hurry! - Come on.
他们去哪儿了 Where'd they go?
刚刚还在这里 分头找 They were just here. Spread out.
找到他们 Find them.
噢 天哪 太恶心了 Oh, god, this is disgusting.
长官 看看这个 Sir, take a look at this!
- 看看他们有没有走了 - 我正要去看 - Check if they've gone. - I'm trying to.
你能看到什么 他们走了吗 What can you see? They've gone?
没有危险了 The coast is clear.
很好 我们从这里出去 Good. Let's get out of here.
噢 不 Oh, no.
噢 操 Oh, fuck me!
振作起来 Seb Brace yourself, Seb!
放开他 Get off him!
把它拿开 啊 Get it off me. Aah!
公象最多可以干三个小时 The male can fuck for up to three hours.
我们得让他射出来 We have to make it come.
我在BBC看过 I saw it on the BBC.
你撸管 我挠蛋 You work the shaft, and I'll cradle the balls.
我脖子快被捅断了 It's gonna break my neck.
我抓住了 I got them.
加油 Sebbo 你能行 Come on, Sebbo. You can do it.
我在努力 我在努力 I'm doing it! I'm doing it!
- 用舌头舔尿道口 - 别犯蠢了 - Put your tongue in the peehole. - Don't be stupid.
我觉得我们快成功了 我觉得快成功了 I think we're in business. I think we're in business.
来吧 来吧 Come on. Come on.
噢 天哪 Oh, god.
太尼玛恶心了 That is revolting!
哈库拉马塔塔 Hakuna matata.
哈库拉马塔塔 <狮子王>插曲 意为无忧无虑
干得好 Well done.
我想我要吐了 I think I'm gonna be sick.
这顶多是精洪爆发前的涓涓细流 It's a trickle of pre-ejaculate at most.
长大点吧 Grow up.
看看是不是没危险了 See if the coast is clear.
- 噢 不 - 什么 怎么了 - Oh, no. - What? What is it?
这是大象的颜射大派对啊 It's an elephant bukkake party.
把它弄出去 Get it out.
它在捅我菊花 It's breaking me asshole.
这次不会很久了 Not much longer now.
振作起来 啊 不 Brace yourself! Aah! No!
好吧 All right.
你还好吧 Are you okay?
不 我不好 No, I'm not okay.
我刚拉了一个全白的便便 I just did an entirely white poo.
你得洗干净 进来 You need to get cleaned up. Get in.
我的屁股还好吧 Is me ass okay?
啊 Huh?
是的 挺好 挺不错的 Yeah, it's good. It's really good.
那是你蛋蛋吗 Are those your bollocks?
有人在你右蛋上留了个唇印啊 Someone's given you a hickey on your right nut.
那是你干的 That was you.
哦 Oh.
是Jodie It's Jodie.
她可以做你老婆 She could be your missus.
不 我永远不会栓死在一个女人身上 No, I could never be with one woman.
好吧 你正在错失生活中最棒的礼物 Well, you're missing out on the greatest gift in life:
家庭 Family.
我从家庭得到的唯一礼物是背叛 The only gift I ever got from my family was betrayal.
你为什么那么做 Why did you do it?
不重要 It doesn't matter.
不重要 It doesn't matter?
你在我6岁的时候抛弃了我 You abandoned me when I was 6.
为什么 Now, why?
我们做好决定了 We have made our decision.
我们决定带走兄弟俩中的一个 Lowsley先生 We've decided we can take one of the brothers, Mr. Lowsley.
但是Graves先生 太太 这两个男孩不能分开 But Mr. And Mrs. Graves, these boys are inseparable.
这会伤透他们的心 给他们俩都带来很严重的影响 It would break their hearts, and affect them both very badly.
这是我们做出的决定 This is the decision we have come to.
但这会让兄弟之一留在 But that would leave one of the brothers
格里姆斯比收养体系里 in the foster system in Grimsby.
这不是一个男孩待的地方 It's no place for a boy.
在这里他不会有任何未来 He'll have no future here.
都上车 All aboard!
Nobby Nobby!
你们看到我哥哥Nobby了吗 Have you seen me brother Nobby?
Nobby Nobby!
不 Nobby No! Nobby!
回来 Nobby Come back, Nobby!
噢 我的天 Oh, my god.
所以我本来会过你的生活 So I could have had your life?
对 That's right.
你本可以拥有我的生活 And you could have had mine.
Nobby Nobby...
我 I...
我太抱歉了 I am so sorry.
等等 Wait.
我觉得我们的老二刚才顶拳相撞了 I think our penises just fist-bumped.
分开 Disengage.
- 你得集中精神 好吧 - 是的 - You need to focus, right? - Yeah.
你得找出漩涡组织明天 You need to find out where Maelstrom
打算在哪里爆破 are planning to blow up tomorrow.
而我要找一个酒吧看决赛 And I need to find a pub to watch the final in.
- 等等 就是了 - 他们会炸掉太阳 - Hold on. That's it. - They're gonna blow up the sun.
不 他们计划在智利决赛上进行轰炸 No, they're planning to bomb the final in Chile.
- 什么 - 我们怎么可能在12小时内 - What? -How are we supposed to get
到达地球另一边 halfway around the world in 12 hours
而且现在全球情报界都在试图杀了我 with the entire global intelligence community
我们永远赶不过去的 trying to kill me? We'll never make it.
我找了你28年 I searched for you for 28 years.
我不相信不可能 I do not believe in never.
领英 全球最大的职业社交网站
这就是领英的妙处 That's the beauty of LinkedIn.
嘿 Nobb哥们 Hey, Nobb-man.
你弟弟长得这么像<卑鄙的我>里面那家伙 How is your brother going to blend in
要怎么混进 with those football hooligans
这帮足球流氓里面 looking like the guy from despicable me?
英格兰 England!
英国和德国球迷 English and German fans
过去几天来 have been arriving here in Santiago
一直在涌入圣地亚哥 throughout the last few days.
看起来真是一个来看自己国家队 Looks like the perfect place
为了世界足球最高奖项 to come and watch your national team play
而拼搏的完美地方 for what is ultimately the greatest prize in world football.
这真是一个国际化的场合 This is a truly international occasion.
我们看到了特朗普 We've seen Donald Trump.
舞台和大荧幕之星 丹尼尔雷德克里夫来了 Star of stage and screen, Daniel Radcliffe is here.
中东和平标志 Schlomo Khalidi也来了 Middle east peace symbol Schlomo Khalidi,
他看起来好多了 looking much better, is here too.
这么多色彩和喧闹 So much color and noise.
比赛结束的时候还会有更多的色彩和喧闹 And there will be plenty of both at the end of the match,
因为我们听说 最后一声哨响会触发 because the final whistle will trigger
体育赛事上出现过的 what we are told will be the biggest firework display
最大型的焰火表演 ever seen at a sporting event.
我们还是孩子的时候 When we was kids,
你想过我们最终会在一起看决赛吗 did you ever think that we'd end up going to the final together?
是的 我想过 哥哥 Yes, I did, brother.
Nobby Nobby!
- 不 - 惊喜 - No. - Surprise!
噢 Oh!
我太想你了 I missed you so much.
嘿 我们最爱的间谍 Hey. Our favorite spy!
他是军情六处最好的 He's MI6's finest!
保持安静 Keep quiet.
没什么可看的 Nothing to see!
这里有一场骚乱 长官 There's a commotion, sir.
拉近一点 Get in closer.
Graves Graves.
- Nobby - 嘿 我会回来的 Coddy - Nobby. - Hey. I'll be back. Coddy!
等等 Nobby Wait. Nobby!
我们走 Let's go.
Sebbo Sebbo Sebbo? Sebbo?
Sebbo Sebbo!
喂 Oi!
Seb Seb!
找到你了 Got you.
这是什么地方 What is this place?
噢 我的天哪 Oh, my god.
漩涡是卖淫组织 Maelstrom are sex traffickers.
听我说 在他们以最高价 Listen to me. You've gotta get out
卖出你们之前 你们得离开这儿 before they sell you to the highest bidder.
出去 现在出去 走吧 Get out. Get out now. Out.
走吧 嘘 安静 你们不必过这种生活 Out. Shh! Quiet. You don't have to live like this.
出去 走吧 出去 Get out. Out. Get out.
重拾你们的尊严 走吧 Regain your dignity. Out.
Seb Seb.
Therapist 理疗师
"强奸者" "The rapist."
嘿 Hey.
没人可以强奸我弟弟 Nobody buggers me brother.
一个男人承受不了这么多精液 A man can only take so much jizz.
放开他 Get off him!
啊 Aah!
等等 Wait.
你不是Seb You're not Seb.
你一定冻坏了 You must be freezing.
是你 You.
很高兴见到你 Sebastian Pleasure to meet you, Sebastian.
我能明白你为什么想要 I could understand why you might want to kill
杀死世界卫生组织的头目 the head of the world health organization.
可为什么要炸了决赛 Why bomb the final?
炸弹 Bomb?
根本就没有什么炸弹 There is no bomb.
我是散播一种疾病 It's a disease.
由一种叫做RD9的病毒所引发的疾病 It's a virus called rd-9.
我本人更喜欢称呼它为 "世界解药" Or as I like to call it, worldcure.
在比赛之后 At the end of the game,
体育场的所有人都会被感染 everyone in the stadium will be infected.
差不多要花两三周的时间 It should take two to three weeks
病情征兆才会显现出来 for symptoms to start showing up.
就在那个时候 By which time, 96,000 fans
来自世界各地将近九万六千个足球粉 from almost every country in the world
都已经回到家里 传播开了这种疾病 will be back home, spreading the disease.
你们为什么要这样做 Why are you doing this?
你想想看 Well, think about it.
我们有70亿的人口 We have 7 billion people running around
活在一个只能承受住50亿人口的星球上 on a planet that can only hold 5.
我只是想让世界 I'm just trying to make the world
变得更加美好 仅此而已 a better place, that's all.
通过减少多余的那部分 By deleting the surplus.
"治愈这个世界" "Cure the world."
那到底是什么人群 是你一心要清除的 And whom, exactly, do you intend to delete?
当然是垃圾咯 The garbage.
那些醉得乱躺的弱智 The imbeciles who lie around drunk,
繁殖的速度就像兔子一样 reproducing like rabbits.
坐在一边摊开手 And sitting there with their hand out,
等着让我们去为他们买单 expecting the rest of us to pay.
而且坦率一点讲 谁又会想他们呢 And let's be frank, who's gonna miss them anyway?
杀了他 Kill him.
探索到目标 距离 8.04千米
你还只是个新手 You're new to this.
你以前杀过人吗 You ever killed a man before?
你想要开枪射我吗 Are you gonna shoot me?
不 No.
你们英国足球迷们怎么说的来着 How is it you English football supporters say?
哦 对 Oh, yes.
你的猪头将会被踢到凹进去 You're going to get your bloody head kicked in.
*如果你觉得自己够厉害就来试试吧* *Come and have a go if you Think you're hard enough*
噢 Ow!
你还是直接开枪打死我吧 Maybe just shoot me.
起来 Get up.
*我不觉得有什么问题* *I don't see nothing wrong*
*就让我们摩擦摩擦* *With a little Bump and grind*
来电中 火辣甜心
*就让我们摩擦摩擦* *With a little Bump and grind*
*我不觉得有什么问题* *I don't see nothing wrong*
是时候跟你那 Time to say goodbye to your
丑得像猪一样的老婆说再见了 hideous pig wife.
让我给你点建议吧 Let me give you some advice,
乌克兰本阿弗莱克 Ukrainian Ben affleck.
永远都不要辱骂一个格里姆斯比的姑娘 Never, ever slag off a grimsby lass.
你才没这个胆 You don't have guts.
哇哦 Whoa.
这还挺简单的 Well, that were easy.
看招 Hiya.
太棒了 Amazing.
得给那帮小崽子们整点这玩意 Gotta get one of these for the kids.
你有家人吗 You have a family?
我刚刚才和一个联系了 I just reconnected with mine.
我要回家 然后 I'm going to go home and--
这个杀人的活还真是个乐子 不是吗 this killing business is a right laugh, isn't it?
我明白你为什么那么喜欢枪了 I understand why you love guns so much.
我是说 它完全分散了你 I mean, it completely detaches you
所作所为的罪恶感 from the guilt of your actions.
嗒哒 Ta-da!
奖励得分 Bonus point.
你能不能别再看到什么都开枪 Will you stop shooting everything?
现在德国跟英国人一比一 It's Germany 1, england 1,
两边都有可能拿下本次冠军 and it's anyone's final now.
- 快把视频传输连接上 快点 - 我在努力呢 - Get that feed up. Come on. - I'm trying.
只剩下一点点时间了 So little time remaining.
还剩下四分钟时间来决一胜负 Four minutes to decide the final.
任务完成 Mission accomplished.
我们需要的就剩英国得分了 All we need is england to score.
这将会是我一辈子里最棒的一天 This'll be the best day of my life.
你说什么鬼话 这体育场的所有男女老少都会死 What are you talking about? Every man, woman and child in this stadium is about to die.
把它放在耳朵里 Put this in your ear.
Jodie 我需要你帮我检查每一个 Jodie, I need you to check for anywhere
可能放置了病毒的地方 that might contain the virus.
好的 我会搜索化学特征 Okay, I will scan for the chemical signature.
来不及了 This is hopeless.
不 才不是 No, it's not.
看看谁刚刚坐下了 Look who just sat down.
我们需要在她释放出病毒之前阻止她 We need to stop her before she sets off the virus.
好了 听着 我们绕着体育馆走 All right, listen, let's go around the stadium.
我们不能走大圈 时间不够的 We can't go around. There's not enough time.
我们需要穿过场地 We need to go across the pitch.
进击球场 Pitch invasion.
太多保安了 Too much security.
我们自己是不可能做到的 We'll never make it alone.
自己 Alone?
我们可不是只有两个人 We are not alone.
我们现在看到的是英国队 It's england who are looking
看起来他们更有机会取得胜利 the more likely to steal a late winner.
嘿 把那个给我 Hey, give me that.
Nobby 坐下 快点 Nobby! Sit down! Come on.
所有格里姆斯比的男女老少 大家听好了 Men and women of grimsby, listen up.
这件事非常重要 This is important.
你们看到坐在那边的那位姑娘了吗 You see that lass over there?
谁 Sharon Osbourne吗 What? Sharon Osbourne?
Sharon Osbourne 曾是英版X因素评委
不是 这女人打算释放一种致命的病毒 No. She's gonna release this deadly virus,
然后那会杀死像我们这种穷人 and it's gonna kill poor people like us,
因为他觉得我们是人渣 because she thinks that we are scum.
去你妈的 Nobby 我们就是人渣 Bloody hell, nobby, we are scum.
这个 这个嘛 你确实是 Pete Well-- well, you are, Pete.
你是个注册在案的性侵犯 You're a registered sex offender.
我这不是在表扬你 That's not a compliment.
所以我们就是人渣 不是吗 So we're scum, are we?
那么我来告诉你们一些关于人渣的事情 Well, let me tell you something about scum:
是他们那帮菁英要关掉 It's scum who built the hospitals
人渣建起的医院 that are now closing down.
是啊 Yeah.
那帮当权的混蛋引发了战争 It's scum who die in the wars
死在战场的却是人渣 started by the bastards in charge.
没错 没有人渣 Yeah! It's scum that keep
就没有还在拍下去的<速度与激情>系列 the fast and furious franchise alive.
没错 Yeah!
所以现在我邀请你们加入我们 So I ask you to join with us now
- 一起狂奔过那个球场 - 没错 - and storm that pitch... - Yeah!
并且让世人都知道 人渣不能够被铲除 永远都不能 ...and show the world that scum cannot be washed away, ever.
是啊 Yeah!
没错 Yeah!
我们是人渣 We are the scum!
是的 Yeah!
我们刚开始跑得太快了 We started too early.
喔 Whoo!
是Graves It's graves.
别让他接近我 Keep him away from me.
现在目标正在转移 我把位置传到你的镜头上 Okay, the target is on the move. I'll sync with your lens.
Nobby 你准备好大干一场了吗 Nobby, you ready for a fight?
我还以为你永远不会问了呢 I thought you'd never ask.
绿色大地 Green earth.
目标正通过德国观众区 Target heading southwest
向西南方向移动 through the German section.
快点 Come on.
好吧 球场秩序已经恢复 队员也回到场地上了 Well, sanity has returned, and so have the players.
比赛即将继续 结局将被重启 The show will go on. The final will be restarted.
Jodie 病毒在哪里 Jodie, where's the virus?
我还是找不到它 I still can't find it.
Nobby 快见见 Nobby, meet the head
世界上最大犯罪集团的头目 of the biggest crime syndicate in the world.
什么 她经营着国际足球联合会吗 What, she runs fifa?
这傻逼是谁 Who's this idiot?
他叫Sebastian His name's Sebastian.
伙计们 Boys!
哦 见鬼 Oh, bollocks.
上 Go!
快点 她要跑掉啦 Quick! She's getting away!
我们又见面了 So we meet again.
我找到了 I found it.
检测到病原体
病毒在其中一个烟花里面 The virus is in one of the fireworks.
烟花系统 已准备
在她到达引爆器之前将她击毙 Shoot her before she gets to the detonator.
但是我万一没打中怎么办 But what if I miss?
我相信你 I trust you.
我爱黑衣人
喂 Oi!
还剩10秒 Ten seconds.
此处斯特林是本人出演
只剩这么多时间了 哦 快看斯特林 That's all that's left. Oh, look at Sterling!
多好的机会 What a chance!
哦不 它飞过了球门 Oh, no! It's going over the bar!
哦 不 他并没有 Oh, no, it's not.
等等 那个球是怎么了 But wait! What's happened to the ball?
它弹了进去 It's bounced in!
不 裁判不会算这个球进的 No, the referee's gonna disallow it.
这个球算数 太棒了 The goal stands. Yes!
英国获胜了 England have won it!
快点啊 Nobby Come on, nobby.
别见啥射啥 专心一点 Stop shooting everything and focus.
别担心 我能搞定 Don't worry. I've got this.
Jodie 我的枪卡住了 Jodie, me gun's jammed.
哦 不 Oh, no.
小姐 你好 Excuse me, miss.
有什么事吗 Yes?
去你妈的 Go fuck yourself!
啊 Aah!
太棒了 Yes!
太好了 Yes!
太好了 我们做到了 Seb Yes! We did it, seb!
太好了 太好了 Yeah! Yeah!
Sanjiv 就现在 Sanjiv, now!
收到 等等 不要 不 不 Got it. What? Please, no! No!
再见了 Sebastian Goodbye, Sebastian.
不 不要 No! No!
去治愈全世界吧 Cure the world!
不要 No!
太晚了 Too late!
不可能阻止那个烟火的 There's no way to stop the fireworks!
- 我跳到烟火上面去 - 没用的 - I'll jump on them. - It won't work.
病毒在烟火的末梢 The virus is in the tip of the firework.
它需要在一个 It would need to explode
特定的情况下引爆才可以组织病毒传播 within a contained environment to stop it spreading.
你什么都做不了的 There's nothing you can do.
不 我当然可以 Yes, there is.
我可是格里姆斯比人 I'm from grimsby.
Jodie 在哪个烟火里 Jodie, which firework is it in?
在左上方中间的那个火箭里 It's in the central left-hand rocket.
- 你到底在干嘛 - 为社会作贡献 -What are you doing? -Contributing to society.
啊 Aah!
哦 Nobby 是你的左边不是我的左边 Oh, nobby. It's the firework to your left, not my left.
操他妈的 For fuck's sake!
告诉我的孩子他们的爸爸是带尊严死的 Tell my kids that daddy died with dignity.
Nobby 你能听见吗 你旁边的烟火 Nobby, can you hear me? The firework next to you
里面也有病毒 also has the virus.
什么 不要啊 What? No.
但是我没有另一个屁眼了啊 But I don't have another asshole.
我需要另一个屁眼 I need another asshole.
在这儿呢 You've got one.
我也是个格里姆斯比人 I'm from grimsby too...
而且我永远也不会让你再离开我了 And I'm never gonna let you leave me again.
哦 我的天哪 Graves Oh, my god, graves.
格里姆斯比的Butcher兄弟永远 Butcher boys of grimsby, together...
在一起 Forever.
特朗普得了艾滋病 Donald trump has aids.
慈善家 Rhonda George已被逮捕 Philanthropist Rhonda George has been arrested.
中东和平使者Schlomo Khalidi被监禁了起来 Middle east peace symbol schlomo khalidi is in custody
因涉嫌谋杀M16特工Jeremy Chilcott following the murder of MI6 agent Jeremy chilcott.
不是我干的 这是我最操蛋的一周了 I didn't do it. I've had the worst week ever.
去你妈的以色列 去你妈的巴勒斯坦 你们都去死吧 Fuck Israel. Fuck Palestine. Fuck all of you.
英国球迷在国家球队取得最终胜利时热情爆满 England fans in high spirits after cup final victory.
叛变的M16特工Sebastian Graves Rogue MI6 operative Sebastian graves
还有他的哥哥Nobby Butcher and his brother nobby butcher
在阻止致命的病毒释放时 died at the scene while preventing the release
双双不幸身亡 of a deadly toxin.
其他新闻 一位南非酒店女佣 In other news, a south African hotel maid
发起了针对绿洲乐队的主唱Liam Gallagher的 has filed a suit alleging sexual assault
性骚扰指控 by oasis frontman Liam Gallagher.
Gallagher同时还被控诉试图性骚扰一头大象 Gallagher is also being sought for abusing an elephant
与他一起被起诉的还有来自<速度与激情>的明星范迪塞尔 in conjunction with fast and furious star vin diesel.
很明显 你们都需要一个新的身份 Naturally, you'll both be needing new identities.
你们两个还好吗 How are you guys doing?
我屁眼看起来怎么样 How does me ass look?
挺好的 恩 确实挺好的 Good. Uh, really good.
这里烟有点大 Jodie 能帮我们把风扇打开吗 It's a bit smoky in here, Jodie. Can we have the fan on, please?
嗯 当然 Uh, of course.
对了 我们在大象的精液里 So you were saved from the virus
找到了病毒抗体 by an antibody found in elephant semen,
然后你们的内部刚好有存货 which lined, uh...
所以你们没被感染 ...your innards.
我们就像排箫一样 We're like a pair of pan pipes.
太棒了 Great.
我还以为你会忠贞不二呢 Sebastian And I thought you were going to be faithful, Sebastian.
你知道吗 你真的填补上了我生活中的一个洞 You know, you really filled a hole in my life.
你好啊 Hiya!
- Nobby - 老爸 - Nobby. - Dad.
哦 谢天谢地 Oh, my god.
你还活着真是太好了 I'm so glad that you're alive.
你知道吗 You know what?
家庭 Family.
是我们生活中最好的礼物 It's the greatest gift in life.
别再往里面扔硬币了 它又不是许愿井 Stop throwing coins in there. It's not a brown wishing well.
丹尼尔雷德克里夫
并没有出演本部电影
当然也没有得艾滋
特朗普
并没有出演本部电影
也没得上艾滋
八周后
雅加达 印度尼西亚
你的实时视频正在传输中 You are now transmitting.
原地待命 请原地待命 发现目标 Stand by. Stand by. Eyes on the target.
中校
Nobby Butcher
虎尾分队 MI6
听着 我们正在给你的隐形上发送信息 Listen, we're sending information to your lens.
我搞的定的 蓝色大地 I've got this. Blue earth.
嘿 老弟 Hiya, bruv.
- 太好了 来得真早 - 是的 -Good, you're early. -Yes, I am.
你见过队员们了吗 Did you meet the team?
最后有彩蛋 不要走开
不好意思 怎么去体育馆来着 Excuse me. Which way to the stadium?
往前开5千米 然后向右拐 Straight on for 5 kilometers, then to the right.
谢谢你 Thank you.
不要留目击证人 Leave no witnesses.