1 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:14,840 # White, white chocolate # 2 00:00:14,920 --> 00:00:17,800 # She's the next hot chocolate # 3 00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:20,440 # They call her white, white chocolate # 4 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:21,880 # White, white chocolate # 5 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:24,120 # She's the next hot chocolate # 6 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:25,720 # Hot, hot chocolate # 7 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:27,880 # Oh, my white, white chocolate # 8 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:29,800 # White, white chocolate # 9 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:33,800 # That's the way I like it, that's the way I like it # 10 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:36,960 # That's the way I like it, yeah, yeah, yeah # 11 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:38,120 # All right # 12 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:46,560 Shit. 13 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:51,480 - Hey. - Hi. 14 00:00:51,480 --> 00:00:53,320 I'm, uh, Adam. 15 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:55,800 That must make me Eve. 16 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:59,160 - No, seriously. - I'm being serious. 17 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:01,160 You're beautiful. 18 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:04,400 You're blocking traffic. 19 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:09,400 Hey, asshole! Come on! 20 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:10,680 # That's the way I like it # 21 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:14,160 Yo! Come on! 22 00:01:14,160 --> 00:01:17,920 # That's the way I like it, that's the way I like it # 23 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,680 # Yeah, yeah, yeah # 24 00:01:23,440 --> 00:01:24,600 Hey, how's it going? 25 00:01:24,680 --> 00:01:26,760 It took you long enough. 26 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:29,080 Uh, it'll be 11.58, please. 27 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:36,360 Mmm. Pepperoni. 28 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:38,200 Mmm. Jil Sander. 29 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:40,760 Impressive. 30 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:43,360 - Here's 12. Keep the change. - OK. 31 00:01:43,440 --> 00:01:46,200 And it better not be cold. 32 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:48,680 You're still beautiful. 33 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:50,800 Heh. Thank you. 34 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:52,200 You know what? 35 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:54,520 I think I forgot to get your number. 36 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:58,040 # Indifferent... # 37 00:01:58,040 --> 00:02:01,200 # I'm in the mood to make # 38 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:06,320 # Several mistakes in a row... # 39 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:07,880 # Mmm, mmm, mmm # 40 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:09,320 Cute hat. 41 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:14,240 # I'm in the mood to make # 42 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:18,080 # Several mistakes in a row # 43 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:20,000 Please tell me you did not just give your number... 44 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,640 to the pizza guy. 45 00:02:21,640 --> 00:02:23,400 Yeah, I did. 46 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:28,920 Why did I join a sorority again? 47 00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:32,680 I got it. 48 00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:38,520 Hey. 49 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:40,240 What are you doing right now? 50 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:44,000 Nothing. 51 00:02:48,520 --> 00:02:52,000 # It was never the plan # 52 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:55,000 # To just up and leave # 53 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:58,920 # You know I've tried to understand # 54 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:05,880 # Now it's out of my hands # 55 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:09,040 # And the months just creep # 56 00:03:09,040 --> 00:03:12,800 # Now I'm just another man # 57 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:16,120 # Come the fall # 58 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:18,960 # I will remember you # 59 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:21,560 # Though you'll be gone November # 60 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:25,960 # Come May, I'll still remember you # 61 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:29,320 # Come what falls # 62 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:32,040 # I will remember you # 63 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:35,240 # Though you'll be gone forever # 64 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:40,080 # I will remember # 65 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:46,560 Thank you. Thank you. 66 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:54,240 Not bad for a delivery boy. 67 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:56,760 Thanks... I guess. 68 00:03:56,760 --> 00:03:59,080 Chicks dig guitar, right? 69 00:03:59,160 --> 00:04:01,240 That's what they say. 70 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:02,600 Heh heh. 71 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:04,600 For real, you were very good. 72 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:06,440 I'll take that. 73 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:08,760 Who was the last song about? 74 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:10,000 It was really sad. 75 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:12,600 My mother. 76 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:14,840 She died when I was 12. 77 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:17,600 Oh, I'm sorry. 78 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:19,680 That must've been really hard. 79 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:21,000 Yeah, it was. 80 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:22,600 We were close. 81 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:26,120 Heh. Anyways, I'm sorry to get all dark on you. 82 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:28,680 It's all right. I like dark. 83 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:30,200 You do? 84 00:04:31,360 --> 00:04:35,200 "Tick tock"? 85 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:39,320 Life's not slowing down for anybody. 86 00:04:41,960 --> 00:04:44,640 What about you? 87 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:45,880 What about me? 88 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:48,120 Do you have any dreams? 89 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:51,280 Yeah, I do. 90 00:04:51,280 --> 00:04:54,800 Whoa. Sports photographer. 91 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:58,040 Only by default. I wanted to be a football player... 92 00:04:58,080 --> 00:04:59,640 until the boys I grew up with... 93 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:02,720 started playing tackle instead of touch. 94 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:04,240 Too tough for you? 95 00:05:04,320 --> 00:05:06,880 No. Just when I broke my collarbone... 96 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:08,320 my parents made me stop. 97 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:09,560 Some guy actually hit you? 98 00:05:09,640 --> 00:05:13,080 Oh, yeah. I went up to make the grab... 99 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:15,080 dude blindsided me. 100 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:18,160 Tough girl. I like that. 101 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:22,080 I've been infatuated with athletes ever since. 102 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:23,320 Where have you been hiding? 103 00:05:23,320 --> 00:05:25,960 Where have you been looking? 104 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:27,920 Will you go out with me again? 105 00:05:29,160 --> 00:05:32,680 Oh. You are in big trouble. 106 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:47,200 # Just a box full of photographs # 107 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:50,760 # Maybe a hundred or more # 108 00:05:50,760 --> 00:05:54,200 # Here's the one from the photo machine # 109 00:05:54,280 --> 00:05:56,520 # At the five and ten cent store... # 110 00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:58,680 Hold on. Wait a sec. 111 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:00,800 I have something to tell you. 112 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:02,120 What's that? 113 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:06,440 I've never... 114 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:08,720 been with anyone before. 115 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:10,720 Huh? 116 00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:14,480 I'm a virgin. 117 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:17,560 Heh. That's funny. 118 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:21,480 You are? 119 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:23,640 Yeah. Is that hard to believe? 120 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:26,480 No, I mean, it's, uh... 121 00:06:26,480 --> 00:06:29,480 I didn't know virgins existed anymore. 122 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:33,000 Yeah. We're making a comeback. 123 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:34,480 Great. 124 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:38,560 # I remember the rain # 125 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:42,480 # We were soaked to the bone # 126 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:45,240 # And I hoped with all my heart # 127 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:49,000 # You'd take my hand and walk me home # 128 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:53,680 # Then we went to the corner... # 129 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:55,240 Heh. No. 130 00:06:55,320 --> 00:06:56,600 # You looked at me # 131 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:00,760 # I smiled a smile... # 132 00:07:00,760 --> 00:07:03,760 - Is it a religious thing? - No. 133 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,760 Are you waiting till you get married? 134 00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:07,760 Not necessarily. 135 00:07:07,840 --> 00:07:09,280 Then what is it? 136 00:07:09,360 --> 00:07:12,840 Look, it is what it is. Can you deal with that? 137 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:15,040 Yeah. Of course. 138 00:07:15,120 --> 00:07:18,760 Good, 'cause, you know, I kind of like you. 139 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:19,880 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 140 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:21,880 Ha ha ha ha! Whoo! 141 00:07:21,880 --> 00:07:24,600 # Round and round with love's little dances # 142 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:28,120 # Round and round we go... # 143 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:30,880 Mm-mmm. 144 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:34,800 No. 145 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:37,480 # Love's little dances # 146 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:39,200 - Come on! - Go! Go! Go! 147 00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:46,720 - Yeah! - Whoo! 148 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:49,720 # Took me in your arms, and we danced all night # 149 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:53,240 # As if no one else could see # 150 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:57,800 # I never counted on a dream # 151 00:07:59,640 --> 00:08:01,400 I guess I was wondering... 152 00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:03,480 what kind of time frame we're looking at. 153 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:04,640 Why? 154 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:07,320 Do you see it happening anytime soon? 155 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:09,600 And if I don't? 156 00:08:09,680 --> 00:08:12,000 It doesn't matter. 157 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:14,520 Are you sure? 158 00:08:14,520 --> 00:08:17,680 Yeah. I'm just happy to be the guy... 159 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:19,920 that gets to go home with you every night. 160 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,360 Shh! 161 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:23,920 - Shh! - Shh! 162 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:26,200 - Ha ha ha! - Stupid. 163 00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:30,440 # Round and round we go # 164 00:08:30,440 --> 00:08:34,120 # Cross your fingers and take your chances # 165 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:36,440 # That's all romance is # 166 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:37,680 Ohh! 167 00:08:37,680 --> 00:08:41,600 # Love's little dances... # 168 00:08:41,680 --> 00:08:43,800 Ooh, that looks painful. 169 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:45,280 You're getting drilled here. 170 00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:46,600 - Ha! - Yep. 171 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:48,440 What's up? 172 00:08:48,520 --> 00:08:50,520 Ha ha ha! 173 00:08:50,640 --> 00:08:52,800 Enough with the picture stuff. 174 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:54,200 Ha ha ha! 175 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:58,720 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 176 00:08:58,760 --> 00:09:00,520 I want this to be perfect. 177 00:09:00,560 --> 00:09:01,720 Heh. 178 00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:04,120 Yes. 179 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:23,640 # I love you more than I should # 180 00:09:25,680 --> 00:09:30,000 # So much more than is good # 181 00:09:30,040 --> 00:09:32,680 # For me # 182 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:38,040 # More than is good # 183 00:09:43,680 --> 00:09:47,360 # Ohh... # 184 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:49,240 Mm. 185 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:53,000 What is it? 186 00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:56,520 I'm not ready. 187 00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:59,600 I thought you said you wanted everything to be perfect. 188 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:05,960 # More than I should # 189 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:08,160 Mmm. 190 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:09,720 I like laying here with you. 191 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:12,120 This is great. 192 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:14,440 # I am falling # 193 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:16,120 Adam? 194 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,640 Yeah. 195 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:21,360 Thanks for being so wonderful. 196 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:26,640 # And I'll lie in the sound... # 197 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:31,120 I had a great time last night. 198 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:32,320 Yeah. 199 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:38,560 - Are you OK? - Yeah. 200 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:42,400 OK, well... 201 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:44,200 I'll, um, I'll call you later. 202 00:10:44,240 --> 00:10:46,000 - All right. - OK. 203 00:11:30,880 --> 00:11:33,720 Let me in! 204 00:11:45,040 --> 00:11:46,400 Oh! 205 00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:49,040 Uhh! 206 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:53,320 # Oh, I'm sick and tired # 207 00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:58,960 # Of living this life # 208 00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:06,080 - Freddie! - Yeah. 209 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:09,840 Let me in, asshole! Open the window! 210 00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:11,080 Ohh. 211 00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:12,760 Come on, let me in, man. 212 00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:14,160 Uhh. 213 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:23,000 What's wrong with you? 214 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,000 I can barely walk, man. 215 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,520 Still nothin', huh? 216 00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:28,920 I used to think blue balls were a myth. 217 00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:31,080 Uhh! Ahh. 218 00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:33,760 I feel like the goddamn poster boy. 219 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,520 I don't know how you put up with it. 220 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:41,000 I would've set that shit straight a long time ago, my friend. 221 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:45,200 Is it really asking so much for my girlfriend... 222 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:46,520 to get me off sometimes? 223 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:48,600 I mean, I have needs, too, right? 224 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:51,680 Hold up. Are you saying she doesn't even blow you? 225 00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:54,280 Yeah. Heh. 226 00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:55,800 She jerks you off, though, right? 227 00:12:57,040 --> 00:12:58,360 Jesus Christ, man. 228 00:12:58,440 --> 00:13:00,040 What are you still doing with her? 229 00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:07,480 Uhh. 230 00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:09,400 I, uh, wanted to... 231 00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:11,880 check out one of... one of your songs. 232 00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:15,240 - So you throw it in the trash? - My bad. My bad. 233 00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:18,120 It's good shit, though. 234 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:22,320 I like the, uh, part you say, uh, over and over. 235 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:25,800 - The chorus? - Yeah. Yeah. 236 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:30,560 # When you let me go # 237 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:34,720 # A stronger love I'll never know # 238 00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:40,320 # And these will be the good old days for me # 239 00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:44,320 Uhh. 240 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:53,680 - Real classy, man. - Aw... 241 00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:58,520 Uhh! Oh... 242 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:04,000 # The days that I'll look back upon # 243 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,600 # Endlessly # 244 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:08,040 Fu... 245 00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:15,200 Look, you are only in college once, OK? 246 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:18,040 She keeps fucking making you leave early... 247 00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:19,880 every time we go out. 248 00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:22,360 You're missing out on all the good stuff. 249 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:25,880 Heh. What'd I miss last night? 250 00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:28,120 I don't recall. 251 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:30,360 But it must've been good... 252 00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:33,400 'cause l... uhh... feel like I got hit by a bus. 253 00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:38,880 She's just... she's so goddamn cute. 254 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:40,960 Where did we go last night? 255 00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:42,400 No girl's good enough to be with, man... 256 00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:45,240 if she's not satisfying you. Am I right? 257 00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:46,880 You're preachin' to the preacher, man. 258 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:49,800 I mean, shit, man, I might as well just get a dog or something. 259 00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:51,880 Dog food is cheaper than sushi. 260 00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:54,080 But this is our senior year, kid! 261 00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:56,640 I can't be abstinent my senior year! 262 00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:58,560 Oh, don't even talk like that. 263 00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:00,080 But if I didn't stick it out... 264 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:02,000 I'd always be wondering what it could've been like. 265 00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:04,760 No, you won't, man. It's like my grandpa says... 266 00:15:04,760 --> 00:15:07,920 "You stick a bag over their heads. It's all the same." 267 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,000 Why do I always believe her when she says this is different? 268 00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:12,600 "I just want to be sure, Adam. 269 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:14,840 "I've never felt this way before. 270 00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:16,520 I'm scared." 271 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:18,080 Word for goddamn word, man. 272 00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:20,360 It's all a game, my friend. 273 00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:23,080 The more you play their bullshit, the more you lose. 274 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:25,840 So, what are you saying, man, I should cut my losses? 275 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:28,120 Sometimes it just isn't meant to be. 276 00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:31,360 I just don't know if I'm ready to do that yet, Freddie. 277 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:34,840 I mean, I can't handle the thought of seeing her with another guy. 278 00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:38,200 Your girlfriend doesn't even blow you! 279 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:41,120 That's death by stoning in some countries. 280 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:44,600 How do you not just step up and be, like, "Blow me"? 281 00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:47,800 You can't just tell a virgin to blow you! 282 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:50,640 God did. Heh. Besides... 283 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:54,200 she's not the Virgin Mary, for Christ's sake. 284 00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:55,960 Virgin! 285 00:15:57,280 --> 00:15:59,960 What's he so pissed about? 286 00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:02,320 Eve's still holding on to her "V" card. 287 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:04,480 So? I thought that he loves her. 288 00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:06,480 What's that got to do with anything? 289 00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:07,640 - Mmm. - Ow! 290 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:08,880 Pig. 291 00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:11,880 Think about it. They've been together almost as long as we have. 292 00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:14,880 You've got to give the guy credit for sticking around this long. 293 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:16,800 Sticking around? He should want to be around... 294 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:19,400 not feel like he's being held against his will. 295 00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:22,400 If we weren't having sex, you think we'd still be together? 296 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:23,480 I'm leaving. 297 00:16:23,560 --> 00:16:25,760 If we weren't... if we hadn't taken... 298 00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:27,840 our relationship to the next level... 299 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:30,480 we would just be going through the motions right now. 300 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:32,080 You really think that? 301 00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:35,400 - She doesn't even blow him. - Ouch. 302 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:38,520 How about I hold out on you and see how you like it? 303 00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:41,080 Hell, no. Get that thing over here. 304 00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:49,360 You're really talented, Eve. 305 00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:50,920 Thanks. 306 00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:52,680 You have an amazing eye. 307 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:56,040 Well, I appreciate that, Professor Hastings. 308 00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:57,520 Call me Dick. 309 00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,760 No, I'd rather not. 310 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:06,040 # Now, I ain't tryin' to wake up with you, ma # 311 00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:08,360 # I'm just tryin' to get out with you, man... # 312 00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:11,520 I knew I should've gone to Penn State. 313 00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:13,560 # Why don't I rub that? # 314 00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:15,360 # You know, man, cut that # 315 00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:17,120 # Me and my ho squash # 316 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:19,720 # Yeah, let me touch that... # 317 00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:21,400 Shit. 318 00:17:23,120 --> 00:17:25,040 - Yeah? - Hello. 319 00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:27,120 Hey! What's up? 320 00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:29,640 Are you mad at me? 321 00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:31,240 Why would, uh... why would I be mad? 322 00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:33,640 You can tell me. 323 00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:36,240 OK, so maybe I am a little bit frustrated. 324 00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:38,560 See? You have to be able... 325 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,920 Uh, one nonfat latte, right? 326 00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:43,320 Hold on a sec. 327 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:47,920 Hey, did anybody ever tell you you got a really great smile? 328 00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:50,080 Thanks. Heh. 329 00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:55,160 Eww, eww, eww. 330 00:17:56,400 --> 00:18:00,760 Adam, we need to be able to talk about these things. 331 00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:03,360 There's no pressure, all right? 332 00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:06,360 All I know is, I'd rather be spending my time with you... 333 00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:07,880 than with anybody else. 334 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:11,280 I mean, the sex stuff is totally secondary. 335 00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:13,120 See? That's why I like you, Adam. 336 00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:15,600 You're not a Neanderthal like most guys. 337 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:19,520 Oh, are you going to the job fair today? 338 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:22,520 No, they don't have a booth for aspiring rock stars. 339 00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:24,440 Can't hurt to have a fallback. 340 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:25,960 Fallbacks are for pussies. 341 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,880 Oh, Adam, hold on a sec. 342 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:30,720 Hi. Here you go. 343 00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:32,520 Thank you. God bless. 344 00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:37,080 Lord have mercy. 345 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:40,200 # Let me touch that, oh, let me rub that # 346 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:42,160 # Damn, let me cut that # 347 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:44,400 # Oh, that ass is so thick # 348 00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:46,400 # Chit # 349 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:48,720 Hey, Baker. 350 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:51,120 Wait a minute, Munch. 351 00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:53,400 - What are you doing in there? - Nothing, man. 352 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,160 You beating off in there? 353 00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:56,720 Would you go away, please?! 354 00:18:56,760 --> 00:19:01,080 Oh, yeah. Mmm. That's nice. 355 00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:02,800 Yeah. Yeah. 356 00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:06,160 Stick it in my big, fat, hairy ass! 357 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:07,560 Ohh, man! 358 00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:09,640 Do it to me, big boy! 359 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:11,560 Oh, yeah! 360 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:13,720 Ooh, you like that... 361 00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:15,080 Thanks, asshole. 362 00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:17,400 I won't be able to walk all day now. 363 00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:19,600 Man, she did it to you again, huh? 364 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:20,840 Ohh, man. 365 00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:22,760 This is getting to be ridiculous, man. 366 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:24,520 I love Eve and all, but... 367 00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:26,480 you beat off more than me these days. 368 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:30,160 Are those the same underwear? How many days in a row is that? 369 00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:32,200 Five days. 370 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:34,080 No way, man. That's at least a week. 371 00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:36,840 I didn't wear any underwear on Sunday. 372 00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:38,480 You said "in a row." 373 00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:40,040 You are a filthy slut, Munch. 374 00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:44,840 - Oh, my God. - Jesus, man! 375 00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:48,240 You know, they say when your balls smell worse than your butthole... 376 00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:49,680 you should shower. 377 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:53,320 You gotta smell this, man. 378 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:54,800 Get out of here, man. 379 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:57,040 All right, you're missing out. 380 00:19:57,040 --> 00:19:58,520 Now, can I continue masturbating, please? 381 00:19:58,520 --> 00:19:59,960 Yeah. 382 00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:05,880 I'm telling you, Mandy... 383 00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:08,480 there's just something so exciting about doing it... 384 00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:10,480 with your parents right in the next room. 385 00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:13,800 Eww! I can't even imagine. Didn't you make noise? 386 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:16,320 No, he had his hand over my mouth the whole time. 387 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:18,040 - Ha ha! - Ha ha! 388 00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:19,480 I could never. I'm a screamer. 389 00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:21,840 Oh, well, see, I'm more of a moaner, so... 390 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:26,040 - Hi, Eve. - Hi, Eve. 391 00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:28,400 Hi. 392 00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:29,720 Were you not gonna say hi? 393 00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:31,720 No, no, no. I was. 394 00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:33,480 I'm just kind of in a daze right now... 395 00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:35,400 and the coffee hasn't really kicked in yet. 396 00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:37,320 Oh, well, I was just telling Mandy... 397 00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:39,160 how John came home with me this last weekend... 398 00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:43,160 and we did it in my old room with my parents right next door. 399 00:20:43,240 --> 00:20:44,400 - Ha ha ha! - Ha ha ha! 400 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:45,600 No way! 401 00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:47,280 Can you believe that? 402 00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:48,360 - Ha ha! - Ha ha ha! 403 00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:52,280 Oh, my God, Eve. I'm so sorry. I totally forgot. 404 00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:55,840 Ohh. Oh, my God. I did, too. 405 00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:57,480 Forgot what? 406 00:20:57,520 --> 00:20:59,000 Well, that you're a... 407 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,440 you know, that you haven't... 408 00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:03,840 Oh. That I'm a virgin? 409 00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:05,040 - Yeah. - Yeah. 410 00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:08,200 Heh. It's not like I have leprosy or something. 411 00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:10,040 - Well... - Heh. I know. 412 00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:13,600 I just... you know, I wasn't sure if it was a sore subject. 413 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:15,120 Oh, no, no. Not at all. 414 00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:16,600 I don't understand it, Eve. 415 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:18,960 I mean, how do you stay sane? 416 00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:20,360 Yeah, I mean, don't you want to? 417 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:22,720 Yeah, of course I want to. 418 00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:24,960 So, why don't you? 419 00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:26,960 Do you really want to hear this? 420 00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:28,560 - Yeah. - Yeah. 421 00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:36,400 I believe in a love so permanent and exclusive... 422 00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:39,160 between a man and a woman... 423 00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:41,320 that it motivates me to keep my panties on... 424 00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:44,720 even in the most tempting situations. 425 00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:46,320 Who wrote that, your mother? 426 00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:47,800 - Ha ha ha! - Ha ha ha! 427 00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:49,400 Ha ha. 428 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:51,960 Don't you think that's a little naive... Eve? 429 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,120 - Ha ha ha! - Yeah! Ha ha ha! 430 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:55,080 Ha ha ha. 431 00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:56,480 I guess I just don't know what I'm missing. 432 00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:58,000 - I guess not! - I guess not! 433 00:21:58,080 --> 00:21:59,080 Ha ha! 434 00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:00,240 Ohh. 435 00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:06,600 This is the all-new Body by Jake ab scissor... 436 00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:08,440 the four-minute ab machine. 437 00:22:08,520 --> 00:22:10,680 If you want a slimmer, trimmer waistline... 438 00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:12,120 Forget those Girls Gone Wild. 439 00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:14,160 These are Hot Girls Undercover. 440 00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:15,360 Made you look! 441 00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:18,160 # It's in the air # 442 00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:19,760 # It's everywhere # 443 00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:22,200 # It's in the air # 444 00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:24,760 # Me so horny # 445 00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:29,520 These girls are crazy. There's nothing they won't do. 446 00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:31,880 Anything you want, Adam. 447 00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:34,440 # Me so horny # 448 00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:36,040 Come and get me, big boy. 449 00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:38,080 I'm barely legal. 450 00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:39,800 We want Adam. 451 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:42,040 We want Adam! We want Adam! 452 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:46,720 Ohh. 453 00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:47,960 Come in. 454 00:22:49,120 --> 00:22:51,040 Oh, sorry. Busy? 455 00:22:51,120 --> 00:22:53,880 Oh, hey. No, I'm just studying. 456 00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:55,120 On a Saturday? 457 00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:57,480 I know. I'm a total loser. Ha! 458 00:22:57,480 --> 00:23:00,400 - Yeah, who isn't? - What's up? 459 00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:03,320 Um, ahem. I have a confession to make. 460 00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:05,240 Sounds juicy. 461 00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:08,400 Actually, it's more like an apology... 462 00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:09,880 for judging you. 463 00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:13,720 I know I don't, um, know you that well... 464 00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:18,000 but, for some reason, I've, uh, always disliked you. 465 00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:21,160 Thanks? Heh! 466 00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:23,000 And I feel really terrible about it. 467 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,000 I mean, I know it's so close-minded of me... 468 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:28,160 and I would really like to get to know you better. 469 00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:31,400 I'm, like, a total bitch, huh? 470 00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:33,600 - No. Ha ha! - Ha ha! 471 00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:35,160 No, not at all. 472 00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:36,840 Come here. Sit down. 473 00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:39,440 Um, it's actually really weird... 474 00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:41,280 because... I don't know. I get that a lot. 475 00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:42,520 You do? 476 00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:46,280 Yeah. For some reason, girls just don't seem to like me. 477 00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:47,760 That's because you're so gorgeous. 478 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,200 Oh, please. 479 00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:51,960 Every girl in this house is so gorgeous. 480 00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:53,440 Yeah, but they're threatened by you. 481 00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:54,760 Ha ha! 482 00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:57,520 It's a natural thing. It's, like, Darwinism or something. 483 00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:59,680 I guess it sucks to be me, then. Ha ha. 484 00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:02,360 I'm sure it doesn't suck to be you. 485 00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:05,200 Everything you do is so... great. 486 00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:06,960 Like what? 487 00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:09,960 Like the virginity thing. 488 00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:12,120 No, l... you don't mean that. 489 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,640 No, really. I mean... 490 00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:15,880 heh. 491 00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:17,480 I've had sex with three guys... 492 00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:19,560 and every single one of them broke my heart. 493 00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:21,880 Oh. I'm sorry. 494 00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:25,040 I think it takes a lot of strength to do what you're doing. 495 00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:29,640 Yeah, I know. Um... 496 00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:31,960 sometimes I'm not so sure. 497 00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:42,920 Huh huh huh huh huh. 498 00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:48,240 - What's up, dude? - What's up? 499 00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:49,760 This smell like cheese or meat? 500 00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:51,080 Oh, what is that? 501 00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:53,840 It's my balls, dude. That's my nuts. 502 00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:55,160 That's not cool. 503 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,760 More, Billy! More! 504 00:24:57,840 --> 00:24:59,440 Sounds like Billy's splittin' the uprights. 505 00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:00,520 More, Billy! 506 00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:01,760 It's good! 507 00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:03,000 Shut up. 508 00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:07,360 Sounds like they're sacrificing a goat in there. 509 00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:09,080 Think about baseball! It helps! 510 00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:10,680 That-a-boy, Billy! 511 00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:12,680 Get the fuck outta here, moron! 512 00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:13,920 More! More! 513 00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:16,960 Uh, I wanted to know if I could borrow some toilet paper. 514 00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:18,040 Yeah, I really need some... 515 00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:20,440 Get... the fuck... 516 00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:22,800 ahh... out of here. 517 00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:24,120 Ahh! 518 00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:28,200 I hate your friends. 519 00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:31,120 OK, you know what? We'll come back later. 520 00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:33,880 Yeah. Later... we'll come back. 521 00:25:36,120 --> 00:25:38,120 Fuckin' idiots. 522 00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:41,560 It's all right, baby. It's all right. 523 00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:45,040 Did Patty smoke your pole last night? 524 00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:46,720 Nope. 525 00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:48,720 I gave her the Heisman. 526 00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:51,640 I'm pretty sure she's got the, uh... 527 00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:55,320 Itchy and Scratchy Show goin' on down south. 528 00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:57,080 I don't care if she is disgusting, man. 529 00:25:57,080 --> 00:25:59,560 I'd like to do my own disgusting things to her. 530 00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:02,000 She looks like she could swallow a kielbasa... 531 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,320 - Ow! - Jerks. 532 00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:21,160 - Hello? - Hi, sweetheart. 533 00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:23,520 Hi. How are you? 534 00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:25,920 - Hi, baby. - Hi, Daddy. 535 00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:28,280 - Everything all right? - Mm-hmm. Everything's fine. 536 00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:31,840 How's the boy? He treating you like a princess? 537 00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:33,000 Yes, Daddy. 538 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,280 You tell him if he doesn't, I'll come break his legs. 539 00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:37,760 I will be sure to pass that on. 540 00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:39,960 We're still on for lunch, right? 541 00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:42,120 Oh, yes, definitely. I can't wait. 542 00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:45,360 OK. Here's your mother. Be good! 543 00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:49,120 - He is so rude. - You love it. 544 00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:50,440 So, how are you, sweetie? 545 00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:52,720 You sounded a little upset on the answering machine. 546 00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:55,720 I think it's really starting to bother him... 547 00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:57,120 that we haven't had sex. 548 00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:59,720 - Is he pressuring you? - No, not really. 549 00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:01,720 Well, have you talked about it? 550 00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:04,280 - Sort of. - And? 551 00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:06,040 I'm really confused, Mom. 552 00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:08,200 What are you confused about, honey? 553 00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:11,640 I just... I don't know why I'm doing this. 554 00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:13,960 I mean, I can understand why people think it's weird. 555 00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:16,800 No, it most certainly is not weird. 556 00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:20,000 Weird is letting random boys put their... 557 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,800 thingies in your thingy. 558 00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:25,920 You did not just say "thingies in your thingy". 559 00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:27,840 Ha ha ha! 560 00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:30,240 You know I hate saying those words around you. 561 00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:33,000 I really like him, Mom, and I feel like... 562 00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:37,920 I may not be giving our relationship a chance. 563 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,920 Something worth having is worth waiting for. 564 00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:44,440 How did you know when it was right for you and Dad? 565 00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:46,520 When he told me he loved me. 566 00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:47,920 Really? 567 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,440 Heh heh. 568 00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:51,360 It was so hard for him. 569 00:27:51,360 --> 00:27:53,680 It took him so long to build up the courage. 570 00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:57,600 And, um, then, one night, we were just lying on the bed... 571 00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:59,000 in his apartment, and he said it. 572 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,440 How did you know he meant it? 573 00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:03,600 He had tears in his eyes. 574 00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:06,440 Oh, I would've paid big money to see that. 575 00:28:06,440 --> 00:28:08,680 After that, we were like dogs in heat! 576 00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:09,800 Oh, Harry! 577 00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:13,040 We were practically attached at the vortex of love! 578 00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:15,200 Oh, my God! I'm hanging up now! 579 00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:17,040 Oh, honey. I'm sorry. 580 00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:24,040 Mom, when am I gonna know if I'm ready or not? 581 00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:26,280 There's no right answer. 582 00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:28,400 I was afraid you'd say that. 583 00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:32,120 Just follow your heart, sweetheart. 584 00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:33,800 And that, too. 585 00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:39,080 Jesus! 586 00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:41,640 Jesus Christ! 587 00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:46,800 Which one of you barn animals did that? 588 00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:50,000 - Did what? - Go look. 589 00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:53,840 Oh, man. 590 00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:55,920 You got to be kidding me. 591 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,600 Munch? 592 00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:01,080 It's not even my color, man. 593 00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:03,000 Man, who was just in here? 594 00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:05,080 - Ferguson. - Ferguson. 595 00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:07,760 You want me to do what, baby? 596 00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:09,840 I could do that. 597 00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:12,680 I could do that all night, girl. 598 00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:13,760 What? 599 00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:19,360 What the hell? 600 00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:24,520 Did you just come downstairs and trim your pubes in our sink? 601 00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:26,600 No. 602 00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:31,200 Your eye is twitching... 603 00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:32,800 punk. 604 00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:33,960 I don't even know what you're talking about! 605 00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:35,800 You broke my goddamn door! 606 00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:37,960 I brush my teeth in that sink. 607 00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:41,880 I piss in that sink. 608 00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:45,040 Don't laugh. It ain't funny. 609 00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:50,040 OK, OK, everyone pull out a pube. 610 00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:51,400 What? 611 00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:55,120 Don't make me do it for you, bitch. 612 00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:59,400 I guarantee I'll yank out more than one. 613 00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:01,800 Dude, that's so gay. 614 00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:19,560 Gray pubes, Munch? 615 00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:21,480 Yeah. It... it's this thing. 616 00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:23,000 It's... it's a condition. 617 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,240 It's really... it's hard to explain. 618 00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:32,680 This is such bullshit. 619 00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:44,200 So I have short pubes. That doesn't prove anything. 620 00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:49,280 Aah! All right, all right! I did it, I did it! Aah! 621 00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:51,440 - Clean it up. - I will! 622 00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:54,200 Damn, dude! You know I have a sensitive rectum! 623 00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:57,800 Man, what kind of a bitch trims their pubes? 624 00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:00,600 I do. If you trim the bush, the tree looks bigger. 625 00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:01,960 - You do? - Yeah. 626 00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:04,200 - I do, too. You guys kidding me? 627 00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:06,640 I've trimmed. You've never trimmed? 628 00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:09,120 Hell, no, man. You guys wax your chests also? 629 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:11,360 - Yeah. - That's totally different. 630 00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:13,400 Frequent the tanning salons? 631 00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:14,880 Whole other ballpark. 632 00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:18,640 All right. Do you like it when girls have a hairy bush? 633 00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:19,960 I don't mind. 634 00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:23,040 Yeah, but you like it when they mow the lawn, right? 635 00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:24,240 Yeah, I guess. 636 00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:28,800 Well, don't you think you should extend them the same courtesy? 637 00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:30,880 I like women that shave their legs. 638 00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:33,160 Does that mean I should shave mine? 639 00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:36,640 I think you're upset because you're in the minority here, Baker. 640 00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:39,240 Well, I think real men like me are a dying breed. 641 00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:42,320 Trust me. If Eve ever went down on you... 642 00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:46,080 she'd like it if you trimmed your bush. 643 00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:48,320 Eat a dick, Ferguson. 644 00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:50,240 She doesn't even go down on him? 645 00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:51,680 - Uh-uh. - Oh, my God. 646 00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:53,000 What's her mouth for? 647 00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:54,920 - Ha ha ha ha! - Ha ha! 648 00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:57,760 So, you nail Snow White yet? 649 00:31:57,840 --> 00:32:00,000 - Nope. - Jesus, man. 650 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,840 This girl's obviously damaged goods. 651 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:03,840 Dad, take it easy, all right? 652 00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:06,920 Hey, I'm not paying your tuition so you can cuddle. 653 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:10,440 I need stories for my money. Go... go have a threesome. 654 00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:11,840 Screw a teacher. Do something. 655 00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:13,600 I'll keep that in mind. 656 00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:15,600 I'm telling you, when you're fifty years old... 657 00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:16,960 and you're jerking off... 658 00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:19,800 you're going to need a lot of different memories to call on. 659 00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:21,120 That's disgusting. 660 00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:23,440 She must be really great looking. 661 00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:26,800 Yeah, I mean... but you know what? It's more than that. 662 00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:28,440 What do you mean? 663 00:32:28,440 --> 00:32:30,360 I want to be intimate with this girl. 664 00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:32,120 You know, not just for the sex. It's like... 665 00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:34,360 Is this you coming out of the closet? 666 00:32:34,360 --> 00:32:36,400 L... I want to get to know her. 667 00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:38,560 I've told you this before. Nobody... 668 00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:42,040 - Nobody knows anybody. - Exactly. 669 00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:45,320 Well, no offense, Dad, but a guy with three ex-wives... 670 00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:48,160 isn't exactly the best relationship role model. 671 00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:51,080 - So don't listen to me. - I'm trying not to. 672 00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:53,400 All right, I'm just kidding. I love you, son. 673 00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:56,400 Heh. OK, Dad. 674 00:32:56,400 --> 00:32:57,920 Bye-bye. 675 00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:02,560 Oh, my God. Do that ass thing again you were doing. 676 00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:06,560 # 'Cause baby, you're like religion # 677 00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:09,160 # I let you nail me down # 678 00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:13,680 # I can't get my head around # 679 00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:17,680 # The halo that's shinin' around you # 680 00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:22,280 # Who's to say that the sky won't fall? # 681 00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:26,080 # Who's to say that the sun won't stall? # 682 00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:30,360 # Who's to say that the man won't call? # 683 00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:34,360 # Who's to say we can't have it all? # 684 00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:37,760 Was that a hint? 685 00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:40,040 No, it's just a song. 686 00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:43,040 - It's good. - Thank you. 687 00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:49,520 Hey, Baker. 688 00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:50,640 Yeah? 689 00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:53,440 You ever think about joining the army? 690 00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:54,800 Yeah, man. 691 00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:57,040 I mean, I guess the thought's crossed my mind before. 692 00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:01,200 I think it'd be easier that way, you know? 693 00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:03,640 At least that way you know exactly where you're supposed to be... 694 00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:05,120 what you're supposed to be doing... 695 00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:06,960 instead of constantly feeling... 696 00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:09,480 like you should be doing something else all the time. 697 00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:12,320 Yeah, man, but, I mean... 698 00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:16,640 you ever think about the actually going to war part? 699 00:34:16,720 --> 00:34:18,400 Yeah, but come on. 700 00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:23,920 I mean, everything's got a down side, right? 701 00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:26,560 Munch, what are you doing, man? 702 00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:29,680 Are you admiring your dump? 703 00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:31,760 I'm wiping my ass. 704 00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:34,480 What? Standing up? 705 00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:35,760 Yeah. 706 00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:39,000 You got to be kidding me, man. 707 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:42,160 - How do you wipe? - Sitting down, bro. 708 00:34:45,240 --> 00:34:49,000 Ha ha! Fucking unbelievable. 709 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,680 Sitting? How the hell do you wipe sitting down? 710 00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:53,840 How the hell do you wipe sitting down? 711 00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:56,360 Wait a minute, wait a minute. You stand, too, Billy? 712 00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:57,520 Yeah. 713 00:34:57,520 --> 00:34:59,520 This is unbelievable. Freddie? 714 00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:02,280 - Sitting. - Thank you. 715 00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:03,360 I don't understand. How do you wipe sitting down? 716 00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:06,680 You put your hand in the bowl with a turd swimming around in it? 717 00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:09,360 No, man, you do a little lean-off. 718 00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:10,960 Come side door. 719 00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:12,880 How the hell do you wipe standing up? 720 00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:14,640 I've never heard of such a thing. 721 00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:17,120 Ferguson, what about you? 722 00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:19,360 - Sitter. - That's ridiculous. 723 00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:21,480 What, you're telling me you turn and face the bowl? 724 00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:22,560 Yeah. 725 00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:24,480 You're telling me you guys don't smear shit all over your ass? 726 00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:26,560 Nah, you got to spread 'em. You don't smear. 727 00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:28,480 That's the whole thing is, spread your cheeks. 728 00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:30,040 Uhh. Aw, man. 729 00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:31,960 Sitting, huh? I got to try that. 730 00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:35,240 So, you go around the side, but not up the middle. 731 00:35:35,240 --> 00:35:38,120 Oh, yeah. The side door's the only way, man. 732 00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:40,080 Up the middle, you get your balls and legs involved... 733 00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:42,560 - and you don't want that. - Interesting. 734 00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:44,800 All right, all right. It's good enough. 735 00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:47,240 Let the games begin. 736 00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:51,080 # Whoa, oh, oh # 737 00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:52,720 # Whoa, oh, oh # 738 00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:54,760 # Whoa, oh, oh # 739 00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:56,600 # Whoa, oh, oh # 740 00:35:56,600 --> 00:36:01,840 # I spent some time with myself # 741 00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:05,680 # Well, my head was on fire # 742 00:36:05,720 --> 00:36:09,160 # 'Cause my picture's on the shelf # 743 00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:12,200 # All right, now # 744 00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:19,120 - Yeah! - Yeah! 745 00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:21,280 I'm OK! I'm OK! 746 00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:24,760 # There's nowhere to go, oh, oh # 747 00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:30,360 # When you find yourself in a crowded room # 748 00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:32,720 # Do you find your head... # 749 00:36:32,720 --> 00:36:34,680 Hey, stud. 750 00:36:34,720 --> 00:36:36,120 What's up, Patty? 751 00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:38,960 Nothing. I just haven't seen you around in a while. 752 00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:42,040 - I been busy. - With Eve? 753 00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:44,280 Yes, with Eve. 754 00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:45,640 Ooh, exciting. 755 00:36:45,720 --> 00:36:47,880 You guys must have some great pillow talk. 756 00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:50,560 Fuck off, Patty. You don't know shit. 757 00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:53,160 Oh, did I hit a sore spot? 758 00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:54,240 You done? 759 00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:57,480 Mm-hmm. Just curious. 760 00:36:57,480 --> 00:36:59,680 Why? 761 00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:01,760 I like you, Adam. 762 00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:04,880 I always thought you and me should be friends. 763 00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:07,320 How are we going to be friends, Patty? Thank you. 764 00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:09,480 Come on. 765 00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:11,720 Don't tell me you never wonder. 766 00:37:11,720 --> 00:37:13,000 About what? 767 00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:15,160 About what it would be like... 768 00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:18,600 to bend my legs behind my head like a pretzel... 769 00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:20,080 and then do whatever you want with me. 770 00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:21,400 Jesus Christ. 771 00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:22,840 Hi. 772 00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:25,680 Heh. Hey. 773 00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:27,840 I'm going to go get another beer. 774 00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:29,840 You keep that in mind. 775 00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:34,440 Hmm. Nice ruffles. 776 00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:38,000 Excuse me. 777 00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:43,200 Ahem. So, what were you two talking about? 778 00:37:43,240 --> 00:37:45,960 Pretzels. Um, Sarah, right? 779 00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:47,920 Yeah. Ahem. 780 00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:49,360 We were in the same sociology class. 781 00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:52,080 I'm surprised you knew that. I only saw you there once. 782 00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:57,200 Yeah, right. Anyways, welcome to our shameful abode. 783 00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:59,960 The keg's in there, and have a good time. 784 00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:03,360 - You need a beer? - No, thanks. 785 00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:09,120 # Well, if I take myself into a room... # 786 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:12,040 So, I've been thinking about the song you sang me. 787 00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:13,200 What about it? 788 00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:16,240 Well, obviously, you're trying to tell me something. 789 00:38:17,720 --> 00:38:21,320 Look, Adam, if you have something to say, just say it. 790 00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:24,560 It's just that it's been nine months, Eve. 791 00:38:24,560 --> 00:38:27,520 I mean, here I am thinking everything's going great... 792 00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:29,240 but you still don't trust me. 793 00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:32,840 Yes, I do. I do. I do trust you. 794 00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:34,240 Then what is the problem? 795 00:38:36,240 --> 00:38:39,800 Look, my virginity is really important to me. 796 00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:43,160 It's important to me, too, OK? 797 00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:47,400 Adam, I have never felt closer to anybody than I do to you. 798 00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:52,760 Do you have any idea how amazing it would be? 799 00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:55,080 Hmm? 800 00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:58,680 # And it feels so good, don't hide # 801 00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:00,880 See, that's what I'm talking about. 802 00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:05,200 You are so sweet. 803 00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:12,200 - Say cheese. - Get the fuck out! 804 00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:15,880 Ha ha ha ha ha! 805 00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:21,480 - Hello. - Hi. 806 00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:28,200 I find you strangely attractive. 807 00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:29,600 Thanks? 808 00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:30,720 Look... 809 00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:39,040 # Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up # 810 00:39:39,040 --> 00:39:41,720 # Wake up, up, up, wake up # 811 00:39:41,720 --> 00:39:45,320 # Wake up # 812 00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:47,800 # I see your face when I close my eyes # 813 00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:51,000 # I hear your words, and I realize # 814 00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:52,160 # Wake up # 815 00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:53,280 # And now I'm walking # 816 00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:56,480 # Right beside you on my own # 817 00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:58,320 Let's get down to the brass tacks. 818 00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:00,480 I don't have time to fuck around. 819 00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:02,400 I like you. 820 00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:04,840 Ha ha ha ha! 821 00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:07,160 I like you a lot. 822 00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:11,320 And if I'm not mistaken, I think you like me. Ahem. 823 00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:13,880 So, let's just cut the bullshit. 824 00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:17,000 What do you say? 825 00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:19,360 Why not? 826 00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:21,960 # Wake up, up, up, wake up # 827 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,440 # Wake up # 828 00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:24,560 # Wake up # 829 00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:27,840 # Wake up, up, up, wake up # 830 00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:29,200 # Wake up # 831 00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:30,560 # Wake up # 832 00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:32,640 # Wake up # 833 00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:34,680 # And now I'm walking # 834 00:40:34,720 --> 00:40:37,360 # Right beside you on my own # 835 00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:39,440 Get crazy! Go, man! 836 00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:42,600 # I got a pocket full of razor blades # 837 00:40:42,720 --> 00:40:44,360 # So come on # 838 00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:45,800 # Come on # 839 00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:47,040 # Wake up # 840 00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:49,040 # Wake up # 841 00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:51,400 # Wake up, up, up, wake up # 842 00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:53,000 # Wake up, up # 843 00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:54,360 # Wake up # 844 00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:57,280 # Wake up, up, up, wake up # 845 00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:59,040 # Wake up # 846 00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:15,880 - Oh! - Ooh! 847 00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:19,080 Aw, dude. Shit. 848 00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:20,600 I think Munch just shit himself. 849 00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:22,680 I did. 850 00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:26,880 OK, and that was my cue to leave. 851 00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:28,000 Already? 852 00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:30,240 Yes, honey. I got to study for my midterms. 853 00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:32,240 You have two weeks. 854 00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:34,720 Yeah. Not everyone can cram the night before like you do... 855 00:41:34,720 --> 00:41:36,080 and get good grades. 856 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:39,360 Well, how do you know if you don't try? 857 00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:42,000 OK, yeah. Sarah, I'm leaving. 858 00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:43,800 Are you coming? 859 00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:45,120 Um, I think I'm going to stay for a while. 860 00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:46,200 Are you sure? 861 00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:48,080 - She's sure. - OK, good. 862 00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:49,920 OK, I'll call you tomorrow. 863 00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:51,920 Have fun with your friends. 864 00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:53,600 What about my needs? 865 00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:57,200 Oh, bye-bye, drunk boy. 866 00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:04,640 Bye-bye, drunk boy. 867 00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:06,880 - Ha ha ha ha! - Heh. 868 00:42:06,960 --> 00:42:09,120 Heh heh heh. 869 00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:14,800 This whole town is built on miles of hope. 870 00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:18,360 Yeah. I dare you. I dare anybody... 871 00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:20,720 to give me one reason why I should stay... 872 00:42:20,720 --> 00:42:22,200 a guy like me. 873 00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:25,000 Well, what's it mean, Munch? 874 00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:27,360 It means... 875 00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:29,960 that nobody has the answers... 876 00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:33,240 not me, not you. 877 00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:36,160 Not even you... 878 00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:37,720 because there are no answers. 879 00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:40,000 No... you know? 880 00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:44,000 I mean, nobody knows what's right or what's wrong... 881 00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:45,720 because there is no right or wrong... 882 00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:49,000 only what's right for us. 883 00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:53,680 Wow, Munch, that might actually have been deep. 884 00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:56,840 Come on. I like you, though. 885 00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:01,320 # What my grandma done for me # 886 00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:06,000 Baker dog. How goes it? 887 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:07,760 What's up, Vaughn? 888 00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:11,080 - How's little Evie girl doing? - Fine. 889 00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:14,120 Yeah? You know, that's one hot piece of ass you got there. 890 00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:16,680 - You hit that shit yet? - Watch your mouth, man. 891 00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:20,280 I guess not. You must be taking a lot of cold showers... 892 00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:22,520 spending all your time with that cock tease. 893 00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:25,040 Whoa! Touched a nerve there, didn't I? 894 00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:26,880 Easy, fellas. We're all brothers here. 895 00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:30,360 Yeah, Baker. Bros before hos, right, homey? 896 00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:32,000 Yo, man, my bad. I'm sorry. 897 00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:33,440 It's all right, playa. I un... 898 00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:39,560 # Rosary # 899 00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:40,800 Hey, man. 900 00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:44,040 I'm going to draw a penis on your forehead, OK, homey? 901 00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:47,200 Cool. Keep it gangsta. 902 00:43:54,720 --> 00:43:56,400 Vaughn's still out. 903 00:43:56,400 --> 00:44:00,080 Uhh. I hate my life, Billy. 904 00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:02,640 I hate my life, man. 905 00:44:02,720 --> 00:44:04,160 You don't mean that. 906 00:44:04,240 --> 00:44:06,840 You know, here I am... 907 00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:10,000 with the most unbelievable girl. 908 00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:11,240 Thank you. 909 00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:15,000 And I'm on the verge of giving it up. 910 00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:16,400 Why? 911 00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:18,400 Because she won't let me put... 912 00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:21,320 this excess piece of cartilage between my legs... 913 00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:23,240 inside of her. 914 00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:27,000 It's, like, I'm some sort of a caveman? 915 00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:28,560 Well, that's because you're a guy, man. 916 00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:29,880 So what does that mean? 917 00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:33,080 I'm supposed to have no self-control? 918 00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:35,520 You're being too hard on yourself. 919 00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:39,760 I mean, most guys wouldn't even stick it out this long. 920 00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:41,520 Give yourself some credit. 921 00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:44,360 Well, I don't know, Billy. 922 00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:47,040 Something's got to give, man. 923 00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:49,680 I love Eve to death... 924 00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:52,520 but this is driving me up the wall. 925 00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:56,120 - Have you brought that yet? - Brought what? 926 00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:57,760 I love you. 927 00:44:57,760 --> 00:44:59,960 I love you. That's what they want to hear. 928 00:44:59,960 --> 00:45:02,360 Man, she knows I love her. 929 00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:04,880 It may not be a bad idea to bring it soon though. 930 00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:07,120 I mean, besides, it's the truth. 931 00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:10,200 You know what, Billy? 932 00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:12,360 You're absolutely right. 933 00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:14,120 I am? 934 00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:16,520 You are absolutely right. 935 00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:17,840 I am? 936 00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:20,480 Ha! That's what I have to do, man. 937 00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:25,720 I mean, one shot. Let it go. Full throttle romance. 938 00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:28,920 - There you go, kid. - No holds barred, man. 939 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:30,720 That's what I'm talking about, baby. 940 00:45:30,720 --> 00:45:34,400 If she doesn't go for it, she leaves me no choice. 941 00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:36,080 - You got to do it. - That's it! 942 00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:39,480 - Come on, man, give me a hug. - Ahh. 943 00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:41,480 - I love you, OK? - I love you, too, man. 944 00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:43,400 And I dare you... 945 00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:46,840 I dare you to give me one reason to stay. 946 00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:48,840 There's no right for any of us. 947 00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:52,000 There's only what's right for each of us. 948 00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:56,680 For both of us. 949 00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:59,000 I like you so much. 950 00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:03,040 # You say the rosary # 951 00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:09,200 Munch? 952 00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:11,280 - Ha ha. - Heh. 953 00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:16,360 Ha ha! 954 00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:17,720 I'm OK! 955 00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:23,200 # 'Cause, baby, you're like religion # 956 00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:25,200 # I let you nail me down # 957 00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:30,200 # I can't get my head around # 958 00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:33,320 # The halo that's shinin' around you # 959 00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:36,720 # Who's to say that the sky won't fall? # 960 00:46:36,720 --> 00:46:40,960 # Who's to say that the sun won't stall? # 961 00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:44,160 # Who's to say that the man won't call? # 962 00:46:44,240 --> 00:46:47,880 # Who's to say we can't have it all? # 963 00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:54,400 And you must be Eve. 964 00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:56,080 Yes, it's me. 965 00:46:56,160 --> 00:47:00,080 I see why a man would go through all this trouble. 966 00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:03,840 OK, I'm supposed to read this to you. 967 00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:09,320 "To my beautiful Eve. 968 00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:11,240 "Roses are red. 969 00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:13,680 Violets are violet, not blue." 970 00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:14,760 Ha ha ha. 971 00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:17,280 "But, you, you are the thought... 972 00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:19,280 "that touches my soul. 973 00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:22,840 "You have become a part of me... my favorite part." 974 00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:23,920 Oh. 975 00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:26,360 # I'm in the mood # 976 00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:29,440 # To make several mistakes # 977 00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:32,440 # In a row # 978 00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:34,960 # On the floor # 979 00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:37,520 # In the place # 980 00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:43,120 # We met before # 981 00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:46,440 # There is poetry in emptiness # 982 00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:50,120 # That's why I always turn to us # 983 00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:52,120 # When I'm in the mood # 984 00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:55,400 # To make several mistakes # 985 00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:57,960 # In a row # 986 00:47:59,240 --> 00:48:02,960 # Mmm, mmm, mmm # 987 00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:09,000 # Mmm, mmm, mmm # 988 00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:12,000 Oh, wow. 989 00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:20,920 Happy Valentine's Day. 990 00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:23,320 It's not Valentine's Day. 991 00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:25,560 - It is now. - Ha ha. 992 00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:35,440 # Well, baby, I'm lonely, too # 993 00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:39,080 # I got this 12-pack of my favorite brew # 994 00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:40,600 # I wanna stay with you # 995 00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:42,920 - Ha ha ha! - Ha ha ha! 996 00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:46,840 # When the water breaks # 997 00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:50,360 # No, you never seen no sight like this # 998 00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:53,760 # A sweetwater lake with little golden fish # 999 00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:56,280 # And they swim right up to you # 1000 00:48:57,760 --> 00:48:59,600 # They're not afraid of you # 1001 00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:02,040 I love you, Eve. 1002 00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:04,960 # Jesus wants the radio # 1003 00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:08,520 # So he can keep track of the Romeos # 1004 00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:10,120 # In the world # 1005 00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:13,640 # He's got a woman down here # 1006 00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:17,560 # She's thinking of songs now # 1007 00:49:17,640 --> 00:49:22,960 # That you just never hear # 1008 00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:28,560 # She's thinking about all those yesteryears # 1009 00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:32,320 # When she was a good girl # 1010 00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:34,400 Uh-uh. No. 1011 00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:37,480 You're kidding, right? 1012 00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:39,160 No. 1013 00:49:39,240 --> 00:49:42,760 Is that why you did all this? So I would sleep with you? 1014 00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:45,000 I thought we might actually do something else... 1015 00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:47,400 besides sleep for a change. 1016 00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:50,080 Look, I can't just be ready... 1017 00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:52,320 because you decided to be romantic, Adam. 1018 00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:53,600 That's not how it works. 1019 00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:55,680 How does it work, Eve? 1020 00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:57,600 You tell me. How does it work? 1021 00:49:57,680 --> 00:50:01,080 If you were this frustrated, you should've told me. 1022 00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:04,840 Well, I'm telling you right now! I am frustrated! 1023 00:50:04,840 --> 00:50:06,600 I'm frustrated as hell! 1024 00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:08,440 Yeah, I can see that. 1025 00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:10,600 I mean, what is it? You have no kind of physical desire... 1026 00:50:10,680 --> 00:50:12,040 for me whatsoever? 1027 00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:14,840 No. 1028 00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:16,840 Uh, yes, yes, I do. 1029 00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:20,440 This is like being in first fucking grade with you, Eve, you know? 1030 00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:22,280 I'm sorry. 1031 00:50:22,360 --> 00:50:23,800 "I'm sorry." 1032 00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:26,600 Well, I'm sick and tired of your I'm sorrys. 1033 00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:28,960 I thought maybe at some point in our relationship... 1034 00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:30,280 things would change... 1035 00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:32,040 and you might actually trust me a little bit. 1036 00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:33,960 I do trust you. 1037 00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:35,480 Then what are you so damn afraid of, Eve? 1038 00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:37,200 I don't know! 1039 00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:41,720 I don't know. 1040 00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:44,720 Unbelievable. 1041 00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:57,880 God damn it! 1042 00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:08,320 # Explosion # 1043 00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:15,240 Get back, all right? Get back, all right? 1044 00:51:15,240 --> 00:51:17,400 Asshole. 1045 00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:22,600 # Catch me on the wrong day # 1046 00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:26,000 # I'm soul, I want to see the real me # 1047 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:27,280 # Watch out now # 1048 00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:31,200 # I'm sick of getting treated like a stepchild # 1049 00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:34,200 # Hurry up and roll, 'cause I'm counting down to one # 1050 00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:37,040 # Explosion # 1051 00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:40,440 # Oh, yeah # 1052 00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:43,440 # Explosion # 1053 00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:46,200 # Whoa, oh, yeah # 1054 00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:55,720 # Somebody save me # 1055 00:51:55,800 --> 00:52:00,960 # From myself again # 1056 00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:08,720 # The devil's cut my eye # 1057 00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:13,720 # With his evil breath # 1058 00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:19,560 # One more # 1059 00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:24,320 # Sleepless night # 1060 00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:26,320 # In Hollywood # 1061 00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:30,160 # Where the stars shine bright # 1062 00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:36,000 # So let me be loved # 1063 00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:41,600 # Seduce me with sins for free # 1064 00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:44,600 Mmm... 1065 00:52:44,680 --> 00:52:49,240 # If this is so bad # 1066 00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:52,840 # Then why in the hell # 1067 00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:56,760 # Does it feel so good to me? # 1068 00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:14,600 # It's not because you have a nice room # 1069 00:53:14,720 --> 00:53:18,880 # Or because you're a perfect ten # 1070 00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:23,800 # It's not because you're not doomed # 1071 00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:28,800 # Or because I don't hate all your friends # 1072 00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:35,160 # But I will always love you # 1073 00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:37,640 # I can't say that # 1074 00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:41,640 # It's because you don't lie # 1075 00:53:41,720 --> 00:53:42,720 Ow. 1076 00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:44,480 # I will always love you # 1077 00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:48,320 # But I can't say why # 1078 00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:53,480 Shit. 1079 00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:58,480 Shit! Shit, shit. 1080 00:53:58,480 --> 00:53:59,840 What? 1081 00:53:59,840 --> 00:54:02,240 Please tell me that... that we didn't just... 1082 00:54:02,240 --> 00:54:05,000 last night... we didn't... 1083 00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:06,320 Like rock stars. 1084 00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:07,840 Shit. 1085 00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:11,600 Please. Like you haven't been wanting this. 1086 00:54:11,680 --> 00:54:12,920 Gotta go. 1087 00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:17,200 What, suddenly you're shy? 1088 00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:21,680 This was a big mistake. 1089 00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:23,040 I don't make mistakes. 1090 00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:25,280 - You gotta get dressed. - Eat me. 1091 00:54:26,360 --> 00:54:28,840 I'm gonna need my panties. 1092 00:54:28,840 --> 00:54:30,600 Where are your panties? 1093 00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:42,800 Well, you had to know it was only a matter of time. 1094 00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:45,640 Oh, God, shut up, Patty. 1095 00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:48,880 Well, if you think about it, it's her own fault... 1096 00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:51,560 for not being able to keep her man satisfied. 1097 00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:53,400 - Listen. - Hmm? 1098 00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:56,480 If you tell anybody about this, I swear to God... 1099 00:54:56,480 --> 00:54:59,160 Yeah, right. 1100 00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:00,960 And what are you gonna do? 1101 00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:04,160 Please don't do this. Please don't do this. 1102 00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:09,400 Relax. I'm not gonna say anything. 1103 00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:11,920 I got what I wanted. 1104 00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:20,680 When you guys break up, you know where to find me. 1105 00:55:20,680 --> 00:55:24,000 I've been looking for a fuck buddy who knows what he's doing. 1106 00:55:27,080 --> 00:55:29,240 - See ya. - Wait. Uh... 1107 00:55:29,320 --> 00:55:32,440 one second. Um, not the door. 1108 00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:36,080 - Heh! - One second. 1109 00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:38,080 Yeah, right. 1110 00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:43,120 Fuck. 1111 00:55:44,840 --> 00:55:46,680 Pick up the hooker. 1112 00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:48,920 Pick her up, kill her, and take your money back. 1113 00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:50,520 Thank you. I'm trying. 1114 00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:53,200 # Me so horny # 1115 00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:55,280 Later, boys. 1116 00:55:57,520 --> 00:55:59,600 Who bumped Patty last night? 1117 00:55:59,600 --> 00:56:01,880 Not me. 1118 00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:03,360 Fuckin' Ferguson? 1119 00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:05,280 Yeah, like Ferguson ever gets laid. 1120 00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:08,440 Fuck you, dude. It's a slump. 1121 00:56:08,440 --> 00:56:11,120 It doesn't look like I did. 1122 00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:13,480 Ha! 1123 00:56:13,560 --> 00:56:15,800 Holy shit! 1124 00:56:27,400 --> 00:56:30,160 - Tell me you wore a condom. - Tell me you didn't. 1125 00:56:30,240 --> 00:56:32,480 Tell me you ate her box. 1126 00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:34,080 What did I do? 1127 00:56:34,080 --> 00:56:35,480 - Ha ha ha. - Ha ha ha. 1128 00:56:35,480 --> 00:56:36,840 Please tell me you didn't. 1129 00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:39,000 Don't judge a book by its cover, Eve. 1130 00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:42,000 I mean, Freddie may seem strange and vulgar... 1131 00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:44,480 but he is very in touch with his feminine side. 1132 00:56:44,560 --> 00:56:45,680 How so? 1133 00:56:45,680 --> 00:56:47,680 Well, he writes poetry and loves animals. 1134 00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:49,160 - He told you that? - Yeah. 1135 00:56:49,240 --> 00:56:51,680 OK, I think he's pulling your chain. 1136 00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:53,840 OK, well, then, how do you explain... 1137 00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:56,840 the fact that he wears women's underwear? 1138 00:56:56,840 --> 00:56:58,000 Uh-uh. 1139 00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:00,160 But I think it's sexy! 1140 00:57:00,160 --> 00:57:02,080 - Bitch! - You slut! 1141 00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:03,600 Oh! Fucking whore! 1142 00:57:03,680 --> 00:57:05,200 Get off me! 1143 00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:06,520 You bitch! 1144 00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:07,600 Ohh! No! 1145 00:57:08,760 --> 00:57:10,440 - Oh! - Ohh! 1146 00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:17,360 Somebody get this crazy bitch off me! 1147 00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:18,440 Fucking slut! 1148 00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:19,880 - Aah! - Aah! 1149 00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:23,120 Help me! 1150 00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:25,640 Oh! Fucking... ahh! 1151 00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:29,040 Ohh! I'm bleeding, you psycho! 1152 00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:31,040 You scheming bitch! 1153 00:57:31,040 --> 00:57:33,640 Oh, don't even try to put it all on me, Cindy! 1154 00:57:33,640 --> 00:57:35,200 You know he wanted it, too. 1155 00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:36,400 You just wish you were me. 1156 00:57:36,480 --> 00:57:39,880 That's what this comes down to, you two-faced fucking whore! 1157 00:57:39,880 --> 00:57:42,480 - Ohh! - I hate you! 1158 00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:45,560 I hate you, too! 1159 00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:53,320 God, I've never seen anything like that in person before. 1160 00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:56,000 - I know how she feels. - You do? 1161 00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:57,920 When I found out that Alex cheated on me... 1162 00:57:57,920 --> 00:58:00,400 I was a total wreck. I didn't leave my room... 1163 00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:02,320 for, like, two weeks. 1164 00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:04,760 Oh, my God. I just... I can't imagine. 1165 00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:08,400 I cannot imagine opening myself up to someone like that... 1166 00:58:08,480 --> 00:58:10,320 and then being betrayed like that. 1167 00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:12,760 Ha ha. You'd be surprised what you could handle. 1168 00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:15,320 Ohh, God. 1169 00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:17,240 I don't know. 1170 00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:20,520 You know, in a crazy sort of way, I'm glad that it happened to me. 1171 00:58:20,520 --> 00:58:22,840 - You are? - Yeah, I mean... 1172 00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:27,600 'cause you gotta get knocked down to get back up, and all that. 1173 00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:30,840 Yeah, I'd rather just not get knocked down. 1174 00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:35,960 If you could pull that off, more power to you. 1175 00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:44,040 You did the right thing, Baker. 1176 00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:46,040 Who thinks Baker did the right thing? 1177 00:58:50,800 --> 00:58:53,440 See? It's anonymous. 1178 00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:55,360 Unanimous, you dildo. 1179 00:58:55,360 --> 00:58:58,560 - Why the name-calling? - I have issues. 1180 00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:04,400 Where are we eating? 1181 00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:05,640 Taco... 1182 00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:09,480 Ah, yes. Today is a good day for diarrhea. 1183 00:59:09,560 --> 00:59:10,560 Pffft! 1184 00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:15,880 - What's wrong? - I don't know, man. 1185 00:59:15,960 --> 00:59:18,080 Suddenly, I gotta piss real bad. 1186 00:59:18,160 --> 00:59:19,560 They have a good bathroom at the T-Lair. 1187 00:59:19,640 --> 00:59:21,920 I've grown many a fine brown tail there. 1188 00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:23,640 Four blocks away. 1189 00:59:23,640 --> 00:59:25,160 Jeez, I don't know if I can wait. 1190 00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:27,560 - Are you serious? - Holy shit! 1191 00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:29,080 OK, OK. Hey, slow down! 1192 00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:31,160 - Take the wheel! Take the wheel! - Slow it down! 1193 00:59:31,160 --> 00:59:32,400 Watch the fuckin' road, man! 1194 00:59:32,480 --> 00:59:33,600 Hit the brakes! 1195 00:59:33,600 --> 00:59:35,760 Brake, god damn it! 1196 00:59:35,840 --> 00:59:37,600 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1197 00:59:37,600 --> 00:59:40,320 Wait till the car fuckin' stops! 1198 00:59:40,320 --> 00:59:42,760 Ah, for fuck's sakes! 1199 00:59:42,840 --> 00:59:44,240 Uhh! 1200 00:59:44,240 --> 00:59:46,160 Ahh! 1201 00:59:46,160 --> 00:59:47,360 What the fuck? 1202 00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:48,440 Ahh! 1203 00:59:48,440 --> 00:59:50,000 For fuck's sake. 1204 00:59:50,080 --> 00:59:51,360 Ohh, shit! Uhh! 1205 00:59:51,360 --> 00:59:54,760 Jesus Christ! 1206 00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:56,680 Aah! 1207 00:59:56,760 --> 00:59:58,680 What the hell is goin' on, Baker? 1208 00:59:58,760 --> 01:00:00,360 I'm pissin' goddamn razor blades, man! 1209 01:00:00,360 --> 01:00:01,520 That's what's goin' on! 1210 01:00:01,520 --> 01:00:03,880 - See, Munch? - What? 1211 01:00:03,960 --> 01:00:06,440 I told you, that bitch is dirty. 1212 01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:07,800 What are you talkin' about? 1213 01:00:07,800 --> 01:00:09,800 Ain't it obvious? You caught something... 1214 01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:11,880 from Patty the petri dish. 1215 01:00:11,960 --> 01:00:13,640 Bullshit, bullshit. 1216 01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:15,360 There's no way it would show up this fast. 1217 01:00:15,440 --> 01:00:17,440 Yeah, there's gotta be, like, an incubation period. 1218 01:00:17,440 --> 01:00:19,640 I'm telling you, she has got diseases... 1219 01:00:19,640 --> 01:00:21,800 they don't even have foundations for yet. 1220 01:00:21,880 --> 01:00:24,720 Don't you listen to him, Baker. You can pee. 1221 01:00:24,720 --> 01:00:26,120 - Ohh! - Go for it. 1222 01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:30,320 Oh, shit! 1223 01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:31,800 Hello, officer. 1224 01:00:33,040 --> 01:00:34,560 Nice day? 1225 01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:35,960 Smart-ass. 1226 01:00:35,960 --> 01:00:37,320 Ohh! 1227 01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:39,560 - Baker? - What?! 1228 01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:44,320 Holy shit! 1229 01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:47,400 I just don't understand how a little pleasure... 1230 01:00:47,480 --> 01:00:49,560 could be worth so much pain. 1231 01:00:49,640 --> 01:00:51,640 Well, sometimes it's not... 1232 01:00:51,640 --> 01:00:54,400 and sometimes it is. 1233 01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:57,000 Sometimes it really is. 1234 01:00:57,080 --> 01:00:58,520 Who's the best you've ever been with? 1235 01:00:58,520 --> 01:01:00,000 Alex... no question. 1236 01:01:00,080 --> 01:01:02,520 He knew exactly where I wanted to be touched. 1237 01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:04,080 Where? 1238 01:01:04,080 --> 01:01:07,240 Ohh. Everywhere. I wanted his hands all over me... 1239 01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:09,160 in my thighs, on my back... 1240 01:01:09,160 --> 01:01:13,680 on my arms, my hair, my neck, my hips. 1241 01:01:13,760 --> 01:01:16,760 Ohh. It was amazing every single time. 1242 01:01:16,840 --> 01:01:19,000 Ha! Look at you. 1243 01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:22,120 I mean, maybe not every time, but most of the time. 1244 01:01:22,200 --> 01:01:25,680 If it's with the right person, it's the most amazing thing. 1245 01:01:25,760 --> 01:01:30,680 You get to see a side of someone that's... secret... 1246 01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:32,720 that no one else gets to see. 1247 01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:35,040 I like that. 1248 01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:37,040 Wait a minute. 1249 01:01:38,440 --> 01:01:41,560 Does this mean that you've never had an orgasm? 1250 01:01:41,640 --> 01:01:44,960 - Oh, my God. - Well... 1251 01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:47,040 I... think I have. 1252 01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:50,200 I mean, I've definitely felt things. 1253 01:01:50,320 --> 01:01:53,040 Trust me, girl. You would definitely know. 1254 01:01:53,040 --> 01:01:55,720 I mean, it's amazing little violent explosions... 1255 01:01:55,800 --> 01:01:57,800 that are going on all around your body. 1256 01:01:57,800 --> 01:02:00,240 It's, like, unmistakable. I just... 1257 01:02:00,240 --> 01:02:02,240 I just can't believe you haven't had one. 1258 01:02:02,240 --> 01:02:03,640 Not even by accident? 1259 01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:05,880 What? How do you have one by accident? 1260 01:02:05,880 --> 01:02:09,000 Like, let's say your hand accidentally... 1261 01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:10,320 slips down your panties. 1262 01:02:10,320 --> 01:02:11,640 - Ha ha ha! - Ha ha! 1263 01:02:11,640 --> 01:02:13,760 Or let's say, like, you accidentally... 1264 01:02:13,840 --> 01:02:16,000 take out your vibrator from your drawer. 1265 01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:17,320 And you have a vibrator? 1266 01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:20,000 Oh, no. But you could borrow it if you want to. 1267 01:02:20,080 --> 01:02:21,480 His name is Tyson. 1268 01:02:21,480 --> 01:02:23,920 - Ah ha ha! - Ha ha ha ha! 1269 01:02:23,920 --> 01:02:25,920 No, thank you. I'll pass. 1270 01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:27,600 Oh, man. I just... 1271 01:02:27,600 --> 01:02:30,160 I don't know how you survive. 1272 01:02:30,240 --> 01:02:31,440 Yes, Mr. Baker? 1273 01:02:31,440 --> 01:02:33,840 Hi, Doc. Um... 1274 01:02:33,840 --> 01:02:36,440 I'm sort of having this problem with my... with my dick. 1275 01:02:36,520 --> 01:02:38,920 - Your penis. - Right, sorry. Penis. 1276 01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:40,120 What's the problem? 1277 01:02:40,200 --> 01:02:43,520 Um... l'm pissing razor blades. 1278 01:02:43,520 --> 01:02:46,040 OK. Bring in a cup of urine tomorrow. 1279 01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:47,680 A full cup? 1280 01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:50,280 A full cup would be best, yes. 1281 01:02:50,360 --> 01:02:52,280 Oh, that might be a problem... 1282 01:02:52,280 --> 01:02:56,360 'cause I'm only managing a squirt at a time here. 1283 01:02:57,800 --> 01:02:58,880 All right, then. 1284 01:02:58,880 --> 01:03:00,280 Just do the best you can. 1285 01:03:00,280 --> 01:03:02,720 Right. OK, thank you. 1286 01:03:02,720 --> 01:03:04,560 You're welcome. Bye. 1287 01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:12,720 Be strong, buddy. 1288 01:03:12,800 --> 01:03:14,960 We're gonna get through this. 1289 01:03:17,480 --> 01:03:19,720 Ohh! Ahh! 1290 01:03:25,480 --> 01:03:27,880 The internet is so awesome. 1291 01:03:27,880 --> 01:03:31,240 That's, uh, 17.73. 1292 01:03:31,320 --> 01:03:33,000 Aah! 1293 01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:34,840 Ferguson, I never knew your mother was a dancer. 1294 01:03:34,840 --> 01:03:37,000 Shut up, dick. You know I got two dads. 1295 01:03:38,400 --> 01:03:41,000 Oh, my God. That's a lot of woman. 1296 01:03:43,480 --> 01:03:45,400 Aah! 1297 01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:48,520 Uh, I'm... I'm sorry. These are... these are... 1298 01:03:48,600 --> 01:03:49,920 I can't look away from this. 1299 01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:51,680 I can't stop looking at it. 1300 01:03:51,760 --> 01:03:54,840 You know, I find myself strangely attracted to her. 1301 01:03:54,840 --> 01:03:57,760 Ahh! Aah! 1302 01:03:57,760 --> 01:04:00,920 Jesus Christ. Baker! Did it fall off? 1303 01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:02,680 Dude, they're... they're... they're no good. 1304 01:04:02,760 --> 01:04:06,360 These... these coupons... they, uh, expired two years ago. 1305 01:04:06,360 --> 01:04:08,520 Ha ha ha ha! 1306 01:04:08,520 --> 01:04:11,200 Here, take this instead, man. Take this. 1307 01:04:11,280 --> 01:04:13,200 C-c-come on, man. 1308 01:04:13,280 --> 01:04:16,680 It's the entire history of Britain. 1309 01:04:16,680 --> 01:04:19,880 - Ha ha ha ha! - Ha ha ha ha ha! 1310 01:04:19,960 --> 01:04:22,720 Come on. I'm sorry, dude. I'm just playing. 1311 01:04:22,720 --> 01:04:24,520 I'm just fucking with you, dude. 1312 01:04:24,520 --> 01:04:26,040 I did it. 1313 01:04:26,120 --> 01:04:28,440 There he is. 1314 01:04:28,440 --> 01:04:30,720 This guy just peed. 1315 01:04:30,720 --> 01:04:32,360 Oh, my God... 1316 01:04:32,360 --> 01:04:34,040 - Ha ha ha ha! - Ohh! 1317 01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:35,800 Ha ha ha ha ha! 1318 01:04:35,800 --> 01:04:39,720 Oh, my God! 1319 01:04:39,800 --> 01:04:40,880 That's it. 1320 01:04:40,880 --> 01:04:43,040 Ha ha ha ha! 1321 01:04:45,400 --> 01:04:47,160 Let me ask you this. 1322 01:04:47,160 --> 01:04:49,400 If things didn't work out between you guys... 1323 01:04:49,480 --> 01:04:51,240 because you didn't have sex... 1324 01:04:51,240 --> 01:04:52,800 could you see yourself regretting it? 1325 01:04:54,560 --> 01:04:56,480 Yeah, maybe. 1326 01:04:56,480 --> 01:04:59,480 And if you slept with Adam and things didn't work out... 1327 01:04:59,560 --> 01:05:02,240 could you see yourself regretting that? 1328 01:05:02,240 --> 01:05:04,480 No, I don't think so. 1329 01:05:04,480 --> 01:05:06,920 I mean, I feel so comfortable with him... 1330 01:05:06,920 --> 01:05:09,000 and I feel like he appreciates things about me... 1331 01:05:09,080 --> 01:05:11,080 that nobody else does. 1332 01:05:11,160 --> 01:05:13,440 Well, you don't need me, girl. 1333 01:05:13,440 --> 01:05:16,360 It looks like you got your answer yourself. 1334 01:05:16,360 --> 01:05:17,840 Heh. 1335 01:05:20,680 --> 01:05:23,000 No, no, no. You can't tell her. 1336 01:05:23,080 --> 01:05:24,600 I have to. 1337 01:05:25,920 --> 01:05:27,680 Don't take this the wrong way... 1338 01:05:30,040 --> 01:05:33,520 Even if you do have something, how's Eve gonna catch it? 1339 01:05:33,520 --> 01:05:35,280 That's not the point, Billy? 1340 01:05:35,360 --> 01:05:37,280 What is the point, then? 1341 01:05:37,280 --> 01:05:38,760 Honesty. 1342 01:05:38,760 --> 01:05:40,680 I fucked another girl, man. 1343 01:05:40,680 --> 01:05:42,720 It happens. And when it does... 1344 01:05:42,800 --> 01:05:44,720 you gotta be man enough to live with the guilt. 1345 01:05:44,800 --> 01:05:46,640 That's the sacrifice. 1346 01:05:46,720 --> 01:05:49,560 And telling her... that's the weak thing to do. 1347 01:05:49,640 --> 01:05:51,360 I don't know. 1348 01:05:52,560 --> 01:05:54,880 You're pissin' fire. 1349 01:05:54,960 --> 01:05:57,280 Isn't that punishment enough? 1350 01:06:00,800 --> 01:06:02,480 That's exactly my point. 1351 01:06:02,480 --> 01:06:05,640 I mean, he was totally using her to get to me anyway. 1352 01:06:05,720 --> 01:06:06,720 So obviously. 1353 01:06:06,800 --> 01:06:10,080 I mean, I don't even understand what the big deal is. 1354 01:06:10,080 --> 01:06:11,640 Adam. 1355 01:06:11,720 --> 01:06:13,640 Hey, Mandy. 1356 01:06:13,640 --> 01:06:15,560 Starting a little early today, are we? 1357 01:06:15,640 --> 01:06:17,800 You know me. The party never stops. 1358 01:06:17,920 --> 01:06:19,080 Right on. 1359 01:06:19,080 --> 01:06:22,320 Well, I just finished my last class of the day. 1360 01:06:22,400 --> 01:06:23,840 Give me a sip. 1361 01:06:23,920 --> 01:06:26,000 No, no, no. You don't want this. 1362 01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:28,160 Come on, don't be selfish. 1363 01:06:28,160 --> 01:06:29,760 Give her a sip. 1364 01:06:29,840 --> 01:06:31,840 You won't like this kind. Trust me. 1365 01:06:31,920 --> 01:06:33,400 I'll be the judge of that. 1366 01:06:33,520 --> 01:06:36,080 OK. 1367 01:06:41,760 --> 01:06:44,160 Is that a pale ale or something? 1368 01:06:44,160 --> 01:06:46,280 - Yeah. - It's Mexican. 1369 01:06:46,360 --> 01:06:48,080 That's what I figured. 1370 01:06:48,080 --> 01:06:51,000 A real beer connoisseur. 1371 01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:52,200 See you guys later? 1372 01:06:52,200 --> 01:06:54,520 - Take care. - See you. 1373 01:06:54,520 --> 01:06:57,280 Pfff! Ha ha! Shit. 1374 01:07:08,720 --> 01:07:10,120 What? 1375 01:07:10,120 --> 01:07:12,880 How would you like it if I sat here playing the goddamn violin all day... 1376 01:07:12,880 --> 01:07:14,560 while you were trying to watch TV? 1377 01:07:14,560 --> 01:07:17,960 As your friend, I would support your creative impulses. 1378 01:07:18,040 --> 01:07:19,400 Learn a song at least. 1379 01:07:25,400 --> 01:07:28,960 Eve! I'm sorry. You just missed him. 1380 01:07:29,040 --> 01:07:32,800 I need you guys to do me a really huge favor. 1381 01:07:32,880 --> 01:07:34,080 Huge? 1382 01:07:34,160 --> 01:07:35,640 I need you guys to take off. 1383 01:07:35,720 --> 01:07:38,240 Ha ha! Hell, no. Ricki Lake's on next. 1384 01:07:38,320 --> 01:07:39,720 Please? 1385 01:07:39,720 --> 01:07:41,240 Where are we supposed to go? 1386 01:07:41,320 --> 01:07:43,840 Look, here's the keys to my car and 20 bucks. 1387 01:07:43,920 --> 01:07:46,480 I'm sure there's some bar that has happy hour. 1388 01:07:46,480 --> 01:07:48,240 A thousand bucks. 1389 01:07:48,240 --> 01:07:50,080 25. 1390 01:07:50,080 --> 01:07:51,480 40. Non-negotiable. 1391 01:07:51,560 --> 01:07:53,480 - 30. - Done. 1392 01:07:53,600 --> 01:07:56,320 Wait. No. 30, and you have to show us one of your boobs. 1393 01:07:56,400 --> 01:07:57,840 Which one, right or left? 1394 01:07:57,840 --> 01:07:59,080 Uh, I always liked the left one. 1395 01:07:59,160 --> 01:08:00,760 Heh. You're stupid. 1396 01:08:00,840 --> 01:08:04,840 I would've done it out of the goodness of my heart, Eve. 1397 01:08:06,280 --> 01:08:08,160 I would've done it just for a look at your boobs. 1398 01:08:08,160 --> 01:08:09,840 - Now? - Yeah. 1399 01:08:11,920 --> 01:08:13,680 Did you count the money? 1400 01:08:13,680 --> 01:08:16,120 She's coming with me. 1401 01:08:16,120 --> 01:08:17,520 That's it. 1402 01:08:18,920 --> 01:08:20,200 Ahem. 1403 01:08:20,280 --> 01:08:22,200 Have you ever cheated on Katie? 1404 01:08:22,200 --> 01:08:24,120 - Me? - Yeah. 1405 01:08:24,120 --> 01:08:25,680 Of course not. 1406 01:08:26,800 --> 01:08:28,680 OK, once. 1407 01:08:30,960 --> 01:08:32,800 When? 1408 01:08:32,800 --> 01:08:37,120 Uh... a couple of months ago when I went home for Christmas. 1409 01:08:37,200 --> 01:08:40,200 I saw, uh, my old girlfriend at a party... 1410 01:08:40,280 --> 01:08:42,800 and, you know, I tapped that ass. 1411 01:08:42,880 --> 01:08:45,880 Man, we are such assholes, dude. 1412 01:08:45,880 --> 01:08:47,040 Yeah, I know. 1413 01:08:47,040 --> 01:08:49,040 Mr. Baker? You're next. 1414 01:08:49,120 --> 01:08:50,640 Knock 'em dead, kid. 1415 01:08:50,720 --> 01:08:53,560 Have a seat up there for me, please. 1416 01:08:56,320 --> 01:08:59,080 So, uh... am I dying? 1417 01:08:59,160 --> 01:09:01,720 Heh. Not as far as we can tell. 1418 01:09:01,720 --> 01:09:04,240 But your urine test came back inconclusive... 1419 01:09:04,320 --> 01:09:08,160 so we want to run some more tests just to make sure. 1420 01:09:08,240 --> 01:09:10,480 Why don't you go ahead and take off your pants? 1421 01:09:11,760 --> 01:09:13,560 - Here? - Please. 1422 01:09:14,840 --> 01:09:17,480 With these things, we have to be extremely careful... 1423 01:09:17,480 --> 01:09:22,160 so what we're gonna do is go ahead and take a culture. 1424 01:09:22,160 --> 01:09:23,440 A culture? 1425 01:09:23,440 --> 01:09:26,520 But, uh, my throat's not sore. 1426 01:09:28,360 --> 01:09:30,160 Nobody's talking about your throat. 1427 01:09:30,160 --> 01:09:32,080 You mean... 1428 01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:34,680 Take off your underpants, Mr. Baker. 1429 01:09:34,680 --> 01:09:36,280 You... you know what? All of a sudden... 1430 01:09:36,280 --> 01:09:37,920 I think I'm feeling a whole lot better... 1431 01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:39,520 Off. 1432 01:09:42,760 --> 01:09:44,280 Jesus. 1433 01:09:44,360 --> 01:09:46,360 Can't we talk about this, please? 1434 01:09:46,360 --> 01:09:47,440 Sit! 1435 01:09:52,440 --> 01:09:55,440 This is totally unnecessary, OK? 1436 01:09:55,520 --> 01:09:57,280 This is totally unnecessary! 1437 01:09:58,960 --> 01:10:00,560 I'm sure if you just gave me some aspirin or something... 1438 01:10:01,880 --> 01:10:04,120 I'm begging you! Wait, wait, wait... 1439 01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:05,960 wait, wait, wait, please. 1440 01:10:06,040 --> 01:10:07,200 Yes? 1441 01:10:07,280 --> 01:10:08,560 Can I at least know your name? 1442 01:10:09,800 --> 01:10:10,960 Layla. 1443 01:10:11,040 --> 01:10:13,400 Nice name. 1444 01:10:14,400 --> 01:10:16,320 Ow! Mommy! 1445 01:10:16,400 --> 01:10:18,720 Jesus Christ! 1446 01:10:18,800 --> 01:10:21,320 Hang in there, Adam! 1447 01:10:21,320 --> 01:10:24,000 So, where were you from again? 1448 01:10:24,080 --> 01:10:25,720 We'll call you with the results. 1449 01:10:27,400 --> 01:10:30,080 These pills should help with the pain. 1450 01:10:30,160 --> 01:10:33,840 They also turn your urine orange, so don't be alarmed. 1451 01:10:35,640 --> 01:10:39,480 Hey, just got your message. You gotta make this quick. 1452 01:10:39,480 --> 01:10:42,400 - I messed up, Dad. - Messed up how? 1453 01:10:42,400 --> 01:10:43,760 I screwed around. 1454 01:10:43,840 --> 01:10:46,920 Great! My kid got laid. 1455 01:10:46,920 --> 01:10:48,160 Was she hot? 1456 01:10:48,240 --> 01:10:50,680 That's not what I need to hear right now, Dad, OK? 1457 01:10:50,680 --> 01:10:52,440 You're not thinking about telling Eve, are you? 1458 01:10:52,520 --> 01:10:55,080 - I have to! - No, you don't. 1459 01:10:55,080 --> 01:10:56,760 Dad, I think I caught something. 1460 01:10:56,840 --> 01:10:58,200 What do you mean? 1461 01:10:58,200 --> 01:11:01,440 I'm pissin' razor blades, Dad. I got swabbed. 1462 01:11:01,440 --> 01:11:06,120 Swabbed? Oh. Ohh, man. 1463 01:11:06,200 --> 01:11:11,520 Listen, whatever you do, don't tell her. 1464 01:11:11,560 --> 01:11:15,120 Lie and deny, buddy. It's the name of the game. 1465 01:11:16,880 --> 01:11:19,520 They're ready for you, Your Honor. 1466 01:11:19,640 --> 01:11:22,800 Listen, I gotta go. Proud of you, son. 1467 01:11:25,360 --> 01:11:26,680 My robe? 1468 01:11:33,120 --> 01:11:34,200 Hi. 1469 01:11:34,200 --> 01:11:37,240 What's going on? 1470 01:11:37,320 --> 01:11:38,560 Come here. 1471 01:11:39,720 --> 01:11:40,800 - What? - Come here. 1472 01:11:40,840 --> 01:11:45,640 # All of my songs are for you # 1473 01:11:45,640 --> 01:11:48,600 Just... let me talk, OK? 1474 01:11:48,640 --> 01:11:50,200 - OK. - OK. 1475 01:11:50,240 --> 01:11:53,880 I've been doing a lot of thinking about us... 1476 01:11:53,920 --> 01:11:56,840 and I realize why I haven't been ready. 1477 01:11:56,920 --> 01:11:59,480 - You have? - Mm-hmm. 1478 01:11:59,520 --> 01:12:02,240 It's because I've been scared. 1479 01:12:02,240 --> 01:12:06,000 Not of sex, but of intimacy... 1480 01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:07,320 of feelings. 1481 01:12:07,360 --> 01:12:11,000 That's what's always scared me. 1482 01:12:11,040 --> 01:12:14,520 And I know that it's not right. 1483 01:12:15,720 --> 01:12:20,280 And it's OK to open yourself up to someone that you trust... 1484 01:12:20,280 --> 01:12:23,000 and care about and love. 1485 01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:25,600 What are you saying, Eve? 1486 01:12:25,640 --> 01:12:29,120 Heh. What do you think I'm saying? 1487 01:12:29,200 --> 01:12:31,360 I'm saying I'm ready. 1488 01:12:31,400 --> 01:12:35,040 I'm ready right now. 1489 01:12:36,880 --> 01:12:38,200 Wait. 1490 01:12:38,280 --> 01:12:40,360 Wait a second. 1491 01:12:45,040 --> 01:12:46,200 What? 1492 01:12:46,200 --> 01:12:47,720 I'm a little sick, that's all. 1493 01:12:47,720 --> 01:12:49,680 What's wrong? 1494 01:12:49,800 --> 01:12:51,960 I just came from the doctor's. 1495 01:12:51,960 --> 01:12:53,120 Well, what did he say? 1496 01:12:53,120 --> 01:12:54,560 Do you have the flu or something? 1497 01:12:54,560 --> 01:12:56,640 Heh. Yeah. 1498 01:12:56,640 --> 01:12:59,120 No. I mean... I don't know, Eve. 1499 01:12:59,120 --> 01:13:01,040 It's... it's complicated. 1500 01:13:01,040 --> 01:13:03,320 OK. Well, tell me. 1501 01:13:03,400 --> 01:13:04,720 Heh. 1502 01:13:04,760 --> 01:13:06,760 Something's wrong with my guy. 1503 01:13:06,800 --> 01:13:09,080 Uh, he's a little out of order right now. 1504 01:13:09,080 --> 01:13:10,880 What? 1505 01:13:10,920 --> 01:13:13,000 L... I know. It's really weird. 1506 01:13:13,040 --> 01:13:14,480 I don't know what it is. 1507 01:13:17,200 --> 01:13:19,080 Adam... 1508 01:13:19,160 --> 01:13:20,560 what's going on? 1509 01:13:20,560 --> 01:13:22,320 Nothing. I mean... 1510 01:13:22,400 --> 01:13:24,520 Did something happen? 1511 01:13:24,560 --> 01:13:27,160 What? No. What could've happened? 1512 01:13:27,200 --> 01:13:30,080 Did something happen with someone else? 1513 01:13:30,080 --> 01:13:31,800 Of course not, Eve! 1514 01:13:31,840 --> 01:13:34,160 You know what? Whatever. 1515 01:13:34,240 --> 01:13:36,600 I'm just getting a really weird vibe here... 1516 01:13:36,600 --> 01:13:40,120 and I feel like there's something you're not telling me. 1517 01:13:40,160 --> 01:13:43,520 Eve, it's just a penis cold or something, OK? It's no big deal. 1518 01:13:43,600 --> 01:13:44,880 Where are you going? 1519 01:13:44,880 --> 01:13:46,920 I just don't feel comfortable being here right now. 1520 01:13:46,920 --> 01:13:48,520 Oh, come on, Eve. Don't go. 1521 01:13:48,520 --> 01:13:49,920 Let's hang out for a little bit. 1522 01:13:49,920 --> 01:13:53,600 Look, Adam, are you sure... 1523 01:13:53,600 --> 01:13:56,280 there's nothing you're not telling me? 1524 01:13:56,320 --> 01:13:59,280 Yeah, I'm sure. Come on. 1525 01:13:59,280 --> 01:14:00,800 You swear? 1526 01:14:00,800 --> 01:14:03,360 Yes, I swear. 1527 01:14:03,440 --> 01:14:06,960 OK. Um, no, I'll call you later. 1528 01:14:17,240 --> 01:14:18,400 Shit. 1529 01:14:22,800 --> 01:14:24,120 What happened, Adam? 1530 01:14:24,240 --> 01:14:26,000 - Nothing. - No. Who was it? 1531 01:14:26,040 --> 01:14:27,240 Nobody. 1532 01:14:27,240 --> 01:14:29,720 Be a man and tell me who it was! 1533 01:14:31,400 --> 01:14:32,640 Patty. 1534 01:14:32,640 --> 01:14:36,040 You fucking asshole! 1535 01:14:36,080 --> 01:14:37,640 - I'm sorry, Eve. - Sorry?! 1536 01:14:37,720 --> 01:14:41,400 I trusted you! 1537 01:14:41,400 --> 01:14:43,640 And you just lied to my face like that? 1538 01:14:43,760 --> 01:14:45,240 Who are you?! 1539 01:14:45,240 --> 01:14:48,240 Who are you, you fucking asshole?! 1540 01:14:48,240 --> 01:14:51,600 - Eve... - Get away from the door! 1541 01:14:51,640 --> 01:14:53,200 Don't go. 1542 01:14:53,240 --> 01:14:57,080 Do you know how hard it was for me to get to this place... 1543 01:14:57,160 --> 01:15:00,240 and then you just shatter it like it's nothing? 1544 01:15:00,360 --> 01:15:02,760 It's not nothing, Eve. 1545 01:15:02,840 --> 01:15:05,520 Please don't go. I'm begging you. 1546 01:15:05,600 --> 01:15:06,680 Please. 1547 01:15:06,720 --> 01:15:08,800 I trusted you. 1548 01:15:08,800 --> 01:15:10,600 I trusted you... 1549 01:15:10,600 --> 01:15:13,120 and you totally fucked that up. 1550 01:15:23,520 --> 01:15:28,280 Hi, it's Eve. Leave a message and I'll get back to you. Thanks. 1551 01:15:28,280 --> 01:15:30,200 Hey, um... it's me. 1552 01:15:30,200 --> 01:15:34,720 Look, I just want to say I'm sorry, OK? 1553 01:15:34,800 --> 01:15:38,360 Please give me a chance to say I'm sorry. 1554 01:15:38,360 --> 01:15:40,800 I hope that you're OK. 1555 01:15:47,920 --> 01:15:49,040 Hello? 1556 01:15:49,120 --> 01:15:50,720 Hello. Is this Adam Baker? 1557 01:15:50,800 --> 01:15:51,880 Uh, yeah. 1558 01:15:51,880 --> 01:15:54,080 This is Layla from Dr. Bateman's office. 1559 01:15:54,160 --> 01:15:57,560 I'm calling to let you know your tests came back negative. 1560 01:15:57,640 --> 01:15:59,240 The pain you were experiencing... 1561 01:15:59,320 --> 01:16:01,240 was likely just a urinary tract infection... 1562 01:16:01,240 --> 01:16:04,400 which is very common among sexually active men your age. 1563 01:16:04,480 --> 01:16:06,840 - Women, too, actually. - Uh-huh. 1564 01:16:06,920 --> 01:16:09,560 Anyway, I hope the pills made the pain go away. 1565 01:16:09,560 --> 01:16:10,680 They helped. 1566 01:16:10,760 --> 01:16:13,600 In the future, try to urinate after ejaculation... 1567 01:16:13,680 --> 01:16:16,400 to get any excess semen out of the urethra. OK? 1568 01:16:16,400 --> 01:16:17,640 OK, I'll keep that in mind. 1569 01:16:17,640 --> 01:16:20,320 Take care of yourself. Bye-bye. 1570 01:16:20,440 --> 01:16:22,600 Thank you. Bye. 1571 01:16:22,600 --> 01:16:27,000 # Watched the sun come up this morning # 1572 01:16:29,120 --> 01:16:33,440 # Big, winky, shiny ball of fire... # 1573 01:16:55,160 --> 01:16:57,800 The horrors of econ. 1574 01:16:57,840 --> 01:16:59,720 What's up, Vaughn? 1575 01:16:59,800 --> 01:17:01,720 - Macro? - Yep. 1576 01:17:01,800 --> 01:17:03,640 I took it last year. It's hell. 1577 01:17:03,640 --> 01:17:04,880 Mmm. 1578 01:17:04,960 --> 01:17:08,040 - Is Adam around? - No. 1579 01:17:11,640 --> 01:17:13,320 Mind if I sit? 1580 01:17:15,160 --> 01:17:18,640 # Isn't it a shame? # 1581 01:17:18,640 --> 01:17:21,000 # I feel like I've been waitin' too long... # 1582 01:17:21,000 --> 01:17:23,080 Ahh! 1583 01:17:23,080 --> 01:17:25,800 Oh, shit. 1584 01:17:25,800 --> 01:17:28,080 Baker, you're up. 1585 01:17:28,160 --> 01:17:29,400 Hi, it's Eve. 1586 01:17:29,400 --> 01:17:32,480 Leave a message, and I'll get back to you. Thanks. 1587 01:17:32,560 --> 01:17:34,000 Ahem. Eve... 1588 01:17:34,000 --> 01:17:36,160 I just want to know... 1589 01:17:36,240 --> 01:17:38,440 know that you're OK. 1590 01:17:39,760 --> 01:17:41,840 God, I hope you're OK. 1591 01:17:41,920 --> 01:17:44,320 Yeah, this bar's OK. 1592 01:17:46,240 --> 01:17:48,520 I could probably get us into a lot better place. 1593 01:17:48,600 --> 01:17:51,760 I have a lot of connections at a couple of bars downtown... 1594 01:17:51,760 --> 01:17:53,840 you know, where the celebrities hang out. 1595 01:17:53,840 --> 01:17:57,440 I saw Dustin Diamond the other day from Saved by the Bell. 1596 01:17:59,040 --> 01:18:00,760 - Holy shit. - Hey, hey, hey! 1597 01:18:00,800 --> 01:18:02,040 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1598 01:18:02,040 --> 01:18:04,360 Easy, easy, boys. Easy. 1599 01:18:04,360 --> 01:18:06,880 Sh... 1600 01:18:06,880 --> 01:18:08,120 Easy. 1601 01:18:08,160 --> 01:18:09,720 - Come on. - Chill, man. 1602 01:18:09,720 --> 01:18:11,520 Just shake it, all right? 1603 01:18:11,600 --> 01:18:13,520 What a lunatic. 1604 01:18:13,600 --> 01:18:16,000 He's lucky he didn't get his ass kicked. 1605 01:18:16,040 --> 01:18:17,520 Shut up. 1606 01:18:19,200 --> 01:18:22,880 # Let me have this one to borrow # 1607 01:18:24,480 --> 01:18:29,000 # It's all gonna go down anyway # 1608 01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:34,560 # Lord, let me have this one tomorrow # 1609 01:18:34,640 --> 01:18:36,400 Ha ha! 1610 01:18:36,480 --> 01:18:41,880 # I used up all of yesterday # 1611 01:18:43,320 --> 01:18:47,320 # Give me all the joys and sorrows # 1612 01:18:47,400 --> 01:18:49,160 I am frustrated! I'm frustrated as hell! 1613 01:18:49,240 --> 01:18:52,840 # Give me all that I can take # 1614 01:18:52,920 --> 01:18:54,840 Tell me who it was. 1615 01:18:54,840 --> 01:18:58,600 # Just let me have this one tomorrow # 1616 01:18:58,600 --> 01:19:00,240 Who are you?! Who are you, you... 1617 01:19:00,280 --> 01:19:05,560 # I used up all of yesterday... # 1618 01:19:09,920 --> 01:19:11,440 Baker, man, get up. 1619 01:19:11,520 --> 01:19:13,160 I wanna die. 1620 01:19:13,160 --> 01:19:15,520 Hey, hey, get out of here, man. 1621 01:19:15,600 --> 01:19:17,600 Jesus, man, you stink bad. 1622 01:19:17,680 --> 01:19:19,840 - Fuck you, man. - You can't do this anymore. 1623 01:19:19,920 --> 01:19:21,280 You smell like death! 1624 01:19:21,360 --> 01:19:22,600 - Here we go. - Get the... 1625 01:19:22,680 --> 01:19:24,800 Oh, God, I can see his balls. 1626 01:19:24,840 --> 01:19:25,880 Ohh! 1627 01:19:29,760 --> 01:19:31,200 Lunatic! 1628 01:19:31,200 --> 01:19:33,640 Get the hell off me, man! 1629 01:19:33,640 --> 01:19:35,760 - Ahh! - Shampoo, baby. 1630 01:19:35,800 --> 01:19:37,120 I'm gonna kill you guys! 1631 01:19:37,120 --> 01:19:38,520 It's for your own good. 1632 01:19:38,600 --> 01:19:40,520 - Ha ha ha. - Get off! 1633 01:19:40,640 --> 01:19:42,640 That's a good doggy, yeah. 1634 01:19:42,720 --> 01:19:44,600 It's for your own good. 1635 01:19:46,040 --> 01:19:48,480 It's through! I got it, man! Just leave me alone. 1636 01:19:48,480 --> 01:19:49,720 Don't let it get in your eyes. 1637 01:19:49,800 --> 01:19:51,640 That shit stings like a motherfucker. 1638 01:19:54,120 --> 01:19:57,640 Anyway, that's the last time I ever set foot in a yoga class. 1639 01:19:57,720 --> 01:19:59,280 Why would you go to a yoga class? 1640 01:19:59,320 --> 01:20:02,720 - Oh, my dads took me, so... - Oh, your dads? 1641 01:20:02,720 --> 01:20:06,720 # The freaks around the streets # 1642 01:20:06,800 --> 01:20:08,560 # Now, darling... # 1643 01:20:08,600 --> 01:20:10,720 "Marketing executive". 1644 01:20:10,800 --> 01:20:14,000 You sat around all day and watched soap operas... 1645 01:20:14,000 --> 01:20:15,360 and stuffed envelopes. 1646 01:20:15,400 --> 01:20:16,840 You can't just say that, douchebag. 1647 01:20:16,920 --> 01:20:20,480 You gotta make up fancy technical names for that. 1648 01:20:20,520 --> 01:20:22,480 You... you can't lie on your resume. 1649 01:20:22,480 --> 01:20:25,080 Of course you can. They expect you to bullshit. 1650 01:20:25,160 --> 01:20:28,920 Resumes are about whose bullshit looks best on paper. That's it. 1651 01:20:28,960 --> 01:20:30,680 Did you lie on your college application? 1652 01:20:30,680 --> 01:20:33,040 Hell, yeah. I said I was captain of the debate team. 1653 01:20:33,080 --> 01:20:34,680 I said I worked with retards. 1654 01:20:34,720 --> 01:20:36,920 Wait a minute. What if some guy who works really hard... 1655 01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:38,160 he deserves it more than you... 1656 01:20:38,280 --> 01:20:39,680 he doesn't get in because he was honest? 1657 01:20:41,840 --> 01:20:44,200 You didn't lie when you applied, Munch? 1658 01:20:44,280 --> 01:20:45,920 No, my conscience is clear. 1659 01:20:46,040 --> 01:20:47,360 How the hell did you get in here, then? 1660 01:20:47,360 --> 01:20:48,360 Yeah, Munch. 1661 01:20:48,440 --> 01:20:50,120 Are you sure you're even enrolled? 1662 01:20:50,200 --> 01:20:53,200 I'm enrolled. I got in here because I worked really hard... 1663 01:20:53,280 --> 01:20:56,440 and kept my nose to the grindstone, and I sucked off the dean. 1664 01:20:56,520 --> 01:20:58,440 What's grindstone? 1665 01:20:58,520 --> 01:21:02,840 # The world is blind, blind, blind, blind, blind... # 1666 01:21:02,840 --> 01:21:05,040 What's up, Miles? 1667 01:21:05,120 --> 01:21:07,200 Hey, fellas. 1668 01:21:07,280 --> 01:21:09,880 Miles, I didn't realize you were so big-time. 1669 01:21:09,960 --> 01:21:11,040 Yeah, you know. 1670 01:21:11,040 --> 01:21:12,680 How's it going? 1671 01:21:14,480 --> 01:21:17,200 Dude, it sucks. I hate my life. 1672 01:21:17,200 --> 01:21:18,520 I work 90 hours a week... 1673 01:21:18,560 --> 01:21:20,120 and it costs so much to live in New York... 1674 01:21:20,120 --> 01:21:21,400 I barely make rent. 1675 01:21:21,400 --> 01:21:23,560 Don't sell out, fellas. Take another road. 1676 01:21:23,560 --> 01:21:26,640 Follow your dreams. Seriously. 1677 01:21:26,640 --> 01:21:28,160 So, how's it going over here, Miles? 1678 01:21:28,160 --> 01:21:30,800 Oh, great. I was just telling them about our benefits package. 1679 01:21:30,920 --> 01:21:32,080 Sounds good. 1680 01:21:32,160 --> 01:21:34,600 Best in the business. We take care of our own. 1681 01:21:34,640 --> 01:21:37,480 Take care of this? Naked lady tie? 1682 01:21:37,560 --> 01:21:38,640 - Ha ha ha. - Ha ha ha ha. 1683 01:21:38,640 --> 01:21:40,000 Naked lady tie. 1684 01:21:40,000 --> 01:21:41,920 # Naked lady # 1685 01:21:41,960 --> 01:21:43,760 # Naked lady # 1686 01:21:43,760 --> 01:21:47,120 That was severely depressing, fellas. 1687 01:21:47,160 --> 01:21:49,000 How are you holdin' up? 1688 01:21:49,000 --> 01:21:51,160 Fine. 1689 01:21:51,240 --> 01:21:54,240 - Have you talked to her yet? - Nope. 1690 01:21:54,240 --> 01:21:56,160 Fuck her. You don't need her, man. 1691 01:21:56,240 --> 01:21:57,760 You got... you got us. 1692 01:21:57,840 --> 01:21:59,520 That's right. Come on. Group hug. Come on. 1693 01:21:59,600 --> 01:22:02,240 - Ohh. - Don't touch me. 1694 01:22:02,280 --> 01:22:06,120 It's, uh, beer pong time, gentlemen. 1695 01:22:06,120 --> 01:22:08,760 - More like Patty time. - Bite me. 1696 01:22:08,840 --> 01:22:11,680 Hey, Adam, can I talk to you for a second? 1697 01:22:11,760 --> 01:22:13,360 I got nothin' to say, Patty. 1698 01:22:13,440 --> 01:22:15,800 Please? 1699 01:22:15,800 --> 01:22:17,600 We'll wait if you want us to. 1700 01:22:17,680 --> 01:22:19,360 Nah, man. Just take off. 1701 01:22:19,400 --> 01:22:20,800 - You sure? - Yeah. 1702 01:22:20,800 --> 01:22:21,960 Come on, let's go. 1703 01:22:21,960 --> 01:22:24,040 "Bite me." That's kinda hot. 1704 01:22:25,600 --> 01:22:28,440 So, I hear you're taking this Eve thing pretty hard, huh? 1705 01:22:28,560 --> 01:22:30,280 And? 1706 01:22:30,360 --> 01:22:33,000 Just thought I ought to tell you something. 1707 01:22:33,040 --> 01:22:34,960 Tell me what, Patty? 1708 01:22:38,760 --> 01:22:40,480 We didn't. 1709 01:22:40,560 --> 01:22:43,040 Heh. We didn't what? 1710 01:22:43,120 --> 01:22:45,120 Fuck. 1711 01:22:47,080 --> 01:22:50,960 As drunk as you were, you wouldn't go there. 1712 01:22:51,080 --> 01:22:53,560 I was pissed, so I lied. 1713 01:22:56,000 --> 01:22:57,920 It doesn't matter. 1714 01:22:57,920 --> 01:22:59,920 How could it not? 1715 01:23:01,080 --> 01:23:03,000 I messed up. 1716 01:23:03,080 --> 01:23:06,160 How I messed up isn't important. 1717 01:23:06,240 --> 01:23:07,680 Uhh. 1718 01:23:09,400 --> 01:23:11,160 You're really in love with her, aren't you? 1719 01:23:14,000 --> 01:23:15,520 Heh. 1720 01:23:21,960 --> 01:23:24,000 Hi, it's Eve. Leave a message... 1721 01:23:24,040 --> 01:23:26,600 and I'll get back to you. Thanks. 1722 01:23:26,680 --> 01:23:29,320 Hey, Eve. It's, um, it's Adam. 1723 01:23:29,360 --> 01:23:32,120 Uh, you'll never guess where I am. 1724 01:23:32,120 --> 01:23:33,760 At a job fair. 1725 01:23:33,760 --> 01:23:36,640 Um... followed your advice. 1726 01:23:36,680 --> 01:23:41,040 Anyways, please just give me a call back, all right? 1727 01:23:41,040 --> 01:23:43,600 I love you. Bye. 1728 01:23:50,520 --> 01:23:54,720 I just wanted everything to be perfect. 1729 01:23:54,720 --> 01:23:57,280 No relationship is perfect, sweetheart. 1730 01:23:57,400 --> 01:23:59,120 You and Mom are. 1731 01:23:59,200 --> 01:24:01,400 Heh. Even we've got our problems. 1732 01:24:01,480 --> 01:24:04,400 - Like what? - It's not important. 1733 01:24:04,400 --> 01:24:06,720 Yes, it is to me, Dad. Please tell me. 1734 01:24:12,600 --> 01:24:15,240 It was, uh, right before we got married. 1735 01:24:15,320 --> 01:24:17,280 No. 1736 01:24:17,280 --> 01:24:19,360 It was a mistake. 1737 01:24:19,360 --> 01:24:21,440 It didn't mean anything. It took a while... 1738 01:24:21,440 --> 01:24:23,320 but eventually we got over it. 1739 01:24:23,400 --> 01:24:24,560 My God, that is horrible! 1740 01:24:24,600 --> 01:24:26,320 I can't believe you would do something like that. 1741 01:24:27,760 --> 01:24:29,240 It wasn't me. 1742 01:24:30,320 --> 01:24:32,160 Mom would never. 1743 01:24:32,160 --> 01:24:34,160 Look, the point I'm trying to make is that... 1744 01:24:34,160 --> 01:24:36,080 No! Mom would never! 1745 01:24:36,160 --> 01:24:37,520 Calm down, Eve, please. 1746 01:24:37,520 --> 01:24:38,840 Oh, my God! 1747 01:24:38,920 --> 01:24:41,240 Shh. Take it easy, baby. 1748 01:24:41,280 --> 01:24:42,800 No, I'm gonna kill her! 1749 01:24:42,840 --> 01:24:44,240 That's not the issue here. 1750 01:24:44,240 --> 01:24:46,360 - Yes, it is! - Shh! Listen. 1751 01:24:46,360 --> 01:24:49,120 I can't believe she did that to you. 1752 01:24:49,160 --> 01:24:51,680 Don't worry about me. I'm fine. 1753 01:24:51,680 --> 01:24:57,200 The point I'm trying to make is, every relationship has problems. 1754 01:24:57,200 --> 01:24:59,000 It's how you deal with those problems... 1755 01:24:59,040 --> 01:25:00,840 that's what makes it or breaks it. 1756 01:25:02,160 --> 01:25:04,760 I thought you said you were gonna break his legs. 1757 01:25:04,880 --> 01:25:07,600 I will if you want me to, baby. 1758 01:25:09,400 --> 01:25:12,360 But it seems like this kid really meant something to you. 1759 01:25:15,040 --> 01:25:16,720 A lot of guys would've slept with you first... 1760 01:25:16,720 --> 01:25:18,040 and then told you. 1761 01:25:18,040 --> 01:25:19,640 Or worse, not even told you at all. 1762 01:25:24,120 --> 01:25:26,320 So, you think I should just forgive him? 1763 01:25:26,320 --> 01:25:28,320 No. 1764 01:25:28,400 --> 01:25:30,640 I can't tell you that. 1765 01:25:30,640 --> 01:25:32,720 I'd say... 1766 01:25:32,720 --> 01:25:36,400 let it simmer in your head for a while. 1767 01:25:36,480 --> 01:25:39,720 Then decide and don't look back. 1768 01:25:41,080 --> 01:25:42,400 Oh, Dad. 1769 01:25:42,480 --> 01:25:45,240 I just feel so bad. 1770 01:25:45,240 --> 01:25:48,920 I mean, I can't eat, I can't sleep. 1771 01:25:48,920 --> 01:25:51,160 I miss him. 1772 01:25:52,560 --> 01:25:55,080 I want to kill him, but I miss him. 1773 01:25:55,080 --> 01:25:58,440 And I'm just so mad at myself. 1774 01:25:58,520 --> 01:26:01,560 It's OK to need someone, sweetheart. 1775 01:26:04,000 --> 01:26:05,720 It's OK. 1776 01:26:12,680 --> 01:26:13,760 Hey. 1777 01:26:15,040 --> 01:26:18,000 # I want to tell you how I feel # 1778 01:26:18,000 --> 01:26:20,680 # Heart and soul # 1779 01:26:20,760 --> 01:26:21,960 Whoo! Ha ha ha! 1780 01:26:22,040 --> 01:26:24,840 # I want to show you who I am # 1781 01:26:24,840 --> 01:26:28,880 # Even when I lose control # 1782 01:26:28,880 --> 01:26:31,880 # Paint a picture of me # 1783 01:26:31,880 --> 01:26:34,600 # Of everything you can't see # 1784 01:26:34,720 --> 01:26:39,280 # It's so hard to find a word # 1785 01:26:40,880 --> 01:26:44,880 # I want to rock you in my arms # 1786 01:26:44,960 --> 01:26:47,200 # Endlessly # 1787 01:26:48,560 --> 01:26:51,960 # Hold you in my heart # 1788 01:26:51,960 --> 01:26:55,560 # Keep you close to me... # 1789 01:26:55,640 --> 01:26:57,840 Please just go away! 1790 01:27:00,960 --> 01:27:02,480 Listen, I said... 1791 01:27:06,200 --> 01:27:07,400 Hi. 1792 01:27:21,160 --> 01:27:24,960 I have these two feelings inside me. 1793 01:27:24,960 --> 01:27:27,320 Part of me wants to hate you... 1794 01:27:27,440 --> 01:27:30,000 and never see you or talk to you again. 1795 01:27:30,080 --> 01:27:32,280 And the other part... 1796 01:27:32,280 --> 01:27:36,080 the stronger part... 1797 01:27:36,080 --> 01:27:38,200 wants you to take me in your arms... 1798 01:27:38,280 --> 01:27:40,840 and hold me and tell me you love me. 1799 01:27:40,920 --> 01:27:43,360 I do love you. 1800 01:27:49,280 --> 01:27:51,000 And I need you. 1801 01:27:55,200 --> 01:27:57,240 I need you, too. 1802 01:28:14,040 --> 01:28:19,160 # Oh, I love you more than I should # 1803 01:28:20,720 --> 01:28:25,400 # So much more than is good # 1804 01:28:25,440 --> 01:28:28,160 # For me # 1805 01:28:29,920 --> 01:28:32,840 # More than is good # 1806 01:28:34,720 --> 01:28:39,080 # I am falling # 1807 01:28:39,160 --> 01:28:42,920 # Say my name # 1808 01:28:43,000 --> 01:28:46,320 # And I'll lie # 1809 01:28:46,400 --> 01:28:50,320 # In the sound # 1810 01:28:50,320 --> 01:28:54,000 # What is love # 1811 01:28:54,000 --> 01:28:57,440 # But whatever # 1812 01:28:57,440 --> 01:29:03,520 # My heart needs around? # 1813 01:29:05,440 --> 01:29:07,760 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1814 01:29:07,840 --> 01:29:09,840 Wait. 1815 01:29:09,960 --> 01:29:11,320 What is it? 1816 01:29:11,320 --> 01:29:13,040 I'm not ready yet. 1817 01:29:13,040 --> 01:29:15,480 Heh. What? 1818 01:29:16,680 --> 01:29:19,120 Can't we just cuddle for a little bit? 1819 01:29:19,160 --> 01:29:21,760 Heh heh heh heh. 1820 01:29:21,760 --> 01:29:24,800 # Blue balls ain't no fun # 1821 01:29:24,840 --> 01:29:26,800 # And I know # 1822 01:29:31,120 --> 01:29:33,280 Hey, Baker. Napisy pobrane z NapisZone www.napiszone.prv.pl 1823 01:29:35,120 --> 01:29:39,120 >> Napisy pobrane z http://napisy.org << >>>>>>>> nowa wizja napisów <<<<<<<<