OH!
JEEZ... OH.
HEY, TYREKE, I AM SO GLAD YOU SHOWED UP.
C-C-CAN YOU HELP US WITH THESE BOXES, PLEASE?
'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, MY BACK, OH, JEEZ.
WHY, SURE. YEAH, I GOT YOU. COME ON.
OH, IT'S HEAVY.
OH. WHOO.
NOW, YOU SEE, LADIES, IT'S ALL ABOUT TECHNIQUE.
JUST GOT TO LIFT WITH YOUR KNEES.
OH, HELLO.
I THINK THESE BICEPS
HAVE A LITTLE SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT, TOO,
YOU KNOW.
WHAT?
OH, WELL, UM, DIAVIAN,
SHE WAS JUST TELLING ME THAT ALL THE
GIRLS ARE SAYING YOU SHOULD TRY OUT
FOR THE CALENDAR.
WHAT CALENDAR?
OH! UM, LET'S SEE.
THIS CALENDAR... "THE MEN OF MICHIGAN"...
THE 12 FINEST-LOOKING MEN ON CAMPUS.
YEP, THEY'RE HOLDING ONE SPOT
FOR A FRESHMAN AND YOU COULD BE
THAT FRESH MAN.
UH-UH, NOT ME.
THIS IS JUST NOT MY FLAVOR.
YOU CAN WIN A TRIP FOR TWO TO HAWAII FOR THE PRO BOWL.
THE PRO BOWL?
NOW, THAT'S MY FLAVOR
BUT I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MODELING.
WELL, HEY... I COULD SCHOOL YOU.
OH, HOW CAN YOU SAY NO?
HOLD ON, WAIT A MINUTE.
NOW, WHAT DO YOU TWO GET OUT OF THIS?
NOTHING.
I'M JUST HELPING DIAVIAN.
DIAVIAN?
COME ON.
OH, ALL RIGHT, THE COMMITTEE MEMBER
WHO SIGNS UP THE MOST GUYS WINS HER OWN TRIP TO HAWAII.
WHY DIDN'T Y'ALL SAY SO?
I'll HELP A SISTER OUT.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
YOU'RE THE MAN.
I'M GOING TO HAWAII.
"THE MEN OF MICHIGAN."
YOU'RE JUST TOO MUCH.
HEY.
THERE'S STEVE.
OH, STEVE... I AM SO GLAD YOU SHOWED UP.
YEAH. HERE.
JEEZ.
♪ SISTER, SISTER ♪
♪ SISTER... SISTER... ♪
♪ I GOT MY OWN MIND ♪
♪ I DO MY OWN STYLE IN MY OWN TIME ♪
♪ AND NOW EVERYBODY SEES ♪
♪ HOW DIFFERENT WE HAVE COME TO BE ♪
♪ SISTER, SISTER ♪
♪ EVEN THOUGH I'M GLAD TO BE WITH YOU ♪
♪ I GOT TO FEEL WHAT'S REAL FOR ME ♪
♪ LIKE YOU GOT TO DO WHAT'S RIGHT FOR YOU ♪
♪ WHOA-OH-OH-OH... ♪
♪ ...SISTER ♪ ♪ SISTER, SISTER ♪
♪ OH ♪
♪ SISTER, SISTER. ♪
Lisa: SO, YOU GIRLS READY TO GO?
THERE ARE ONLY FOUR HOURS LEFT IN THAT 12-HOUR SALE.
WELL, I'M NOT WORRIED.
YESTERDAY, I HID SOME CUTE DRESSES
IN MEN'S SUITS.
( laughing ): AMATEUR.
I BOUGHT MY STUFF LAST WEEK.
I'M RETURNING IT TODAY AND BUYING IT BACK
AT THE SALE PRICE, OKAY?
( laughing )
WELL, MY ITEMS WERE SET ASIDE LAST MONTH.
( laughing )
I USED TO DATE THE MANAGER.
OH, FIGURES.
OH, GOOD AFTERNOON, LADIES.
HEY, RAY. HI, RAY.
HOW YOU DOING, RAY?
LISA, HAVE YOU SEEN MY INVITATION?
I PUT IT ON YOUR DESK.
OH, GOOD. DID YOU STITCH UP THAT TEAR IN MY TUX?
YESTERDAY.
NEXT TIME YOU GO TO A WEDDING
LET THE YOUNG GUYS FIGHT FOR THE GARTER.
( Chuckling ): I WAS THIS CLOSE.
OH, OH, DID YOU GET MY TUX SHIRT PRESSED?
YES, RAY.
Ray: GREAT. THANKS A LOT.
GOOD-BYE, LADIES.
BYE-BYE.
WHOO! COME ON, GIRLS, LET'S GO.
( laughing )
( Stops laughing )
WHAT?
LOOK AT HER, MONICA.
SHE'S SO USED TO BEING A DOORMAT
SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHEN SHE'S BEING WALKED ON.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
RAY... HE WAS JUST ORDERING YOU AROUND
LIKE YOU WERE HIS MAID.
YEAH, HE DID EVERYTHING BUT CALL YOU "BEULAH."
MM-HMM.
NOW, LOOK, LADIES, NO MAN TELLS ME WHAT TO DO.
Ray: LISA?
LISA, ONE MORE THING... I PROMISED THE GIRLS
I WOULD COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I FORGOT
ABOUT MY FUND-RAISER.
WOULD YOU PLEASE...?
OH, SURE, RAY.
UH-HUH.
NOW I KNOW WHY NO MAN TELLS YOU WHAT TO DO.
YOU TOO BUSY TAKING ORDERS FROM RAY.
HE SAID, "PLEASE."
HEY, GUYS, WHAT'S UP?
OH, UM, TYREKE IS SIGNING UP
FOR THE "MEN OF MICHIGAN" CALENDAR.
REALLY? THAT'S RIGHT.
DOING THAT PINUP THING, TYSON?
HE'S STUPID. ( Inaudible )
THAT'S NOT FUNNY, MAN.
THE WINNER GETS TWO PRO BOWL TICKETS.
PRO BOWL? YOU'RE TAKING YOUR BEST DOG, RIGHT?
I GOT TO GET PICKED FIRST, ALL RIGHT?
SO FAR, I CAN'T EVEN GET PAST THE FORM.
WELL, NO PROBLEM.
LET ME HANDLE THIS.
JORDAN F. BENNETT... THE "F" STANDS FOR FORMS.
LET'S CHECK THIS OUT OVER SOME FRIES.
I'll BE RIGHT BACK.
Tia:
HE IS A SHOO-IN FOR THE CALENDAR
AND DOESN'T EVEN KNOW IT.
WE HAD TO TWIST HIS ARM TO GET HIM TO SIGN UP.
I KNOW. I MEAN... SO, WHY DIDN'T YOU GUYS
ASK JORDAN?
( laughing )
OH, SO, UM... YOU'RE SAYING
MY BABY DOESN'T HAVE WHAT IT TAKES
TO BE IN THE CALENDAR?
NO, NO, NO, TAMERA, DON'T GET ME WRONG, OKAY?
UM, JORDAN'S ADORABLE AND ALL
BUT-BUT HE'S GOT MORE OF, UM... BRAINS THAN A BODY.
WE-WE ALL HAVE DIFFERENT GIFTS.
E-EXCUSE ME... BUT, UM, JORDAN HAS A BODY.
ONLY HE ISN'T FLEXING EVERY CHANCE HE GETS.
LIKE SOME PEOPLE WHO WILL REMAIN NAMELESS.
TYREKE. OOPS, DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD?
WHATEVER, TAMERA.
I'M GOING TO GO ASK HIM.
OH, NO. YES, I'M GONE.
THAT GIRL IS WASTING HER TIME.
THERE IS NO WAY HE'LL AGREE TO...
LOOK AT SISTER.
Tia:
SHOOT... JORDAN'S TOO SMART TO FALL
FOR THAT EYELASH THING.
OLDEST TRICK IN THE BOOK.
( Tia and Diavian laughing )
WHERE DO I SIGN?
( Door opening )
Lisa: WHOO!
HEY, RAY.
OH. HI, LISA.
HOW'D THE FITTING GO?
LONG. WHOA.
MRS. FORD WANTED A HANDMADE DRESS
AT A HAND-ME-DOWN PRICE.
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING WORSE
THAN RICH PEOPLE... CHEAP RICH PEOPLE.
YOU'RE STILL TALKING
ABOUT MRS. FORD, RIGHT?
YOU'RE SAFE FOR NOW, RAY.
( Moaning )
THERE YOU GO.
JUST SIT BACK AND RELAX.
OOH, I DON'T MIND IF I DO.
OOH, RAY, COULD YOU PUT ON SOME WATER FOR TEA?
SURE. AFTER I FINISH THIS.
OH. OH, NEVER MIND.
I'll GET IT.
YEAH, WHILE YOU'RE UP, WOULD YOU GET ME A CUP?
SUGAR AND NO MILK?
SURE, RAY.
YEAH, AND A COUPLE OF THOSE
SNICKER DOODLES.
ANYTHING ELSE?
WELL, NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT
I'D LOVE TO HAVE A SANDWICH.
WELL, GET IT YOURSELF!
A-ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
NO, I'M NOT... AND-AND I'M NOT
YOUR DOORMAT, EITHER.
SO, YOU CAN JUST QUIT WALKING ALL OVER ME.
I DON'T WALK ALL OVER YOU.
WELL, NOT ANYMORE YOU DON'T.
IT'S A NEW DAY, RAY CAMPBELL.
I AM NOT FLORENCE, I'M NOT ALICE
AND I'M NOT "THE NANNY NAMED FRAN."
SO, FROM NOW ON, YOU NEED TO BE
CHARLES IN CHARGE OF YOUR OWN BUSINESS.
WELL, THAT'S IT.
I'M PUTTING A BLOCK ON THAT NICK AT NITE.
WHAT'S UP?
DO YOUR THANG, STEVE.
THANK YOU, STEVE.
YOUR NEXT CONTESTANT IS TONY DIXON.
HO.
GO! GO.
GET UP AND SHOW 'EM YOU'RE CALENDAR MATERIAL.
BUT DON'T GET UP THERE AND RUN OFF
WITH YOUR MOUTH.
WORD.
TONY, UH, DESCRIBE YOURSELF IN ONE WORD.
UH... ( chuckles )
THAT'S A TOUGH ONE.
SEE, I CAN'T REALLY DESCRIBE MYSELF IN ONE WORD
BECAUSE I'VE GOT SO MANY LEVELS.
WOW, THAT BROTHER GOT SOME VERBAL SKILLS.
HE MIGHT HAVE A CHANCE.
IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU WANT HIM TO WIN.
THIS IS A CONTEST, NOT A SUPPORT GROUP.
YOU WANT HIM TO LOSE.
OKAY? THERE IS ONLY ONE FRESHMAN SLOT
AND IT'S FOR YOU.
AW, QUIT DREAMING, TIA.
YOU KNOW IT'S ALL ABOUT JORDAN.
Tia: WHAT?
GIRL, YOU'RE THE ONE THAT NEEDS TO WAKE UP
BECAUSE IT'S TYREKE'S WORLD, OKAY?
TYREKE'S WORLD?
LADIES, LADIES, LADIES, LADIES, PLEASE.
YOU SEE, THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN
AND WOMEN.
WE DON'T CARE ABOUT WHO WINS.
WE'RE JUST HERE TO HAVE FUN.
I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT.
WHY DON'T Y'ALL GO COOL OFF, OKAY?
BECAUSE YOU'RE TRIPPING AND IT'S STARTING
TO DISTURB OUR VIBE.
YOUR VIBE? MM-HMM.
FINE.
JUST ROLL.
WHICH CONCLUDES THE MANY LEVELS OF TONY DIXON.
YOU SURE YOU'RE FINISHED?
UH... WORD.
ALL RIGHT.
OUR NEXT "MAN OF MICHIGAN" HOPEFUL IS
JORDAN BENNETT.
( Tamera shrieks )
GO, "J."
Tyreke: REPRESENT.
MR. BENNETT, UH WHY SHOULD YOU REPRESENT
THE FRESHMAN CLASS IN THE NEXT CALENDAR?
BECAUSE I HAVE THE SPIRIT
THE DRIVE, AND THE G.P.A.
TO LEAD OUR CLASS INTO THE 21st CENTURY.
AND IF I WIN I PROMISE TO TELL EVERYBODY
ON THE BEACHES OF HAWAII TO GO TO MICHIGAN.
WOLVERINES ON THE BEACH!
YEAH!
SEE?
MY BABY KNOWS HOW TO IMPROVISE, OKAY?
TYREKE SCOTT.
Tia: WHOO! YEAH!
SHOW 'EM WHAT YOU GOT.
YES. YES.
( Chuckles )
OKAY, UH, YOU'RE A CAMPUS ESCORT.
WHAT CAN WE EXPECT FROM YOU IF YOU BECOME
A "MAN OF MICHIGAN"?
UH, IT'S PEACE OF MIND.
YEAH, EVERY LADY AT MICHIGAN CAN FEEL SAFE AND SECURE
IN KNOWING THAT MY FLASHLIGHT IS ALWAYS ON.
( laughs )
I PEEPED HIM ON THE FLASHLIGHT PART.
OUR NEXT CONTESTANT IS JASON PHILLIPS.
WELL, I AM GLAD TO SEE THAT YOU TWO HAVE CALMED DOWN.
ME, TOO, BECAUSE ALL THAT TENSION
JUST WASN'T HELPING.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU GUYS ARE RIGHT, OKAY?
THIS IS ALL ABOUT FUN AND YOU BOTH DID A GREAT JOB.
YEAH, AND YOU BOTH DESERVE TO WIN.
IT'S ALL YOU.
Diavian: ATTENTION, EVERYONE.
HEY, OKAY, THE JUDGES HAVE MADE THEIR DECISIONS.
THE FRESHMAN FINALISTS FOR THE "MEN OF MICHIGAN" ARE...
DASH HAWKINS... YOU THE MAN, DASH.
I TOLD YOU, DASH.
TONY DIXON... YOU THE MAN, TONY.
TYREKE SCOTT... YOU THE MAN!
YES, WHOO, I KNEW IT!
MARC SOLAKIAN... YOU'RE THE MAN, MARC.
AND JORDAN BENNETT.
I'M THE MAN!
YES, YES, YES!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE FRESHMAN FINALISTS
FOR THE "MEN OF MICHIGAN."
GIVE IT UP!
( Cheering )
MAN, THESE GUYS DON'T STAND A CHANCE...
I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT.
'CAUSE I'M GOING TO KNOCK THIS OUT OF THE BOX.
WHAT ABOUT ME?
YEAH, RIGHT.
HA-HA, YOU GOING DOWN, "J."
NO, YOU DIDN'T, BUDDY.
AND YOU SAID MY BABY WASN'T CALENDAR MATERIAL.
I'M ABOUT TO BE CHILLIN' IN WAIKIKI.
YOU GOING TO BE CHILLIN', ALL RIGHT...
IN THE MICHIGAN WINTER.
TYREKE'S GOT THIS THING SEWN UP.
GIRL, PLEASE, WE ABOUT TO CRANK THIS COMPETITION UP A NOTCH.
OKAY.
WELL... MAY THE BEST MAN WIN.
OH, UH, UH, DON'T WORRY.
( laughing )
JORDAN WILL.
DIAVIAN IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
CANDY?
DI, HAVE I TOLD YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE
YOUR SWEATER?
GOES WITH THE EYES.
YES, YES.
OH, COULD YOU BE MORE OBVIOUS?
I MEAN, HOW STUPID DO YOU THINK I AM?
LET ME REPHRASE THAT.
NOW, I'M NOT GIVING YOU ANY INFORMATION
YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW.
FROM THIS MOMENT ON, YOU GETTING IN THAT CALENDAR
IS BETWEEN YOU AND THE CAMERA.
THE JUDGES ARE MAKING THEIR DECISION
ON HOW GOOD YOU LOOK IN THE PHOTOS.
THANKS FOR NOTHING.
JORDAN, GRAB THE CANDY.
GRAB IT ALL. GET IT.
BACK UP.
JORDAN, I SEE TAMARA HAS YOU LOOKING
LIKE YOU STOLE YOUR BIG BROTHER'S CLOTHES.
WELL, IT MUST ALL BE IN THE FAMILY
'CAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GOT ON YOUR LITTLE
BROTHER'S SHIRT.
AND WHAT'S UP WITH THE "LORD OF THE DANCE" PANTS?
AT LEAST THEY FIT.
TIA, THAT IS SO TIRED.
LET'S GO, JORDAN.
LOOKING TACKY MIGHT BE CONTAGIOUS.
YOU SHOULD KNOW.
DID YOU SEE TYREKE?
WE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO.
JORDAN LOOKED GREAT.
WE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO.
LISA, HAVE YOU MADE SOME CHANGES IN HERE?
YEAH, I'VE MADE SOME CHANGES IN HERE
AND... UP HERE.
ALL RIGHT, NOW.
LAST NIGHT RAY CAME IN THE KITCHEN LOOKING FOR A HOT MEAL.
ALL HE GOT WAS A COLD SHOULDER.
WELL, WORK THE SHOULDER, SISTER
AND IF THE SHOULDER DOESN'T WORK, THROW UP THE HAND.
GOOD AFTERNOON, LADIES, I...
WELL. WELL... I LIKE IT, LISA.
WELL, GOOD.
WELL, DON'T LET ME INTERRUPT.
I'M OFF TO RUN SOME ERRANDS.
GOOD.
WELL, WHILE YOU'RE OUT, THOUGH
UM... I'D LIKE YOU
TO PICK ME UP A FEW THINGS.
I'D LIKE A SPOOL OF YELLOW THREAD,
MY DRY CLEANING
TV GUIDE AND SOME DENTAL FLOSS.
OH, AND SOME FUNYONS.
HUH. OKAY.
YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?
NO, I SAID OKAY.
OKAY, THEN.
WELL, I'll SEE YOU LATER.
BYE.
GIRL, YOU TOLD HIM.
SHOOT, THIS CAR'S JUST GETTING STARTED.
YOU CHECKED HIM SO HARD
HE WAS AFRAID TO ASK YOU FOR THE MONEY
TO PAY FOR YOUR THINGS.
MONEY?
RAY NEVER ASKS ME FOR MONEY.
HE ALWAYS TAKES CARE OF MY LITTLE ODDS AND ENDS.
COME ON, LISA, I KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE IT LIKE THAT.
YEAH, ADMIT IT. HE'S GOING TO TACK THOSE
ODDS AND ENDS ONTO YOUR RENT.
WHAT RENT?
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO PAY RAY RENT FOR SIX YEARS.
HE WON'T ACCEPT A CENT.
NO RENT?
AND YOU HAD THE NERVE TO TREAT HIM LIKE A VALET?
WHAT KIND OF FRIEND ARE YOU?
WELL, YOU'RE THE ONES WHO SAID
DON'T BE USED LIKE A DOORMAT.
AND WHEN DID YOU START LISTENING TO US?
YEAH, 'CAUSE WE'RE PAYING RENT.
I GUESS I'll BE PAYING RENT TOO.
IF I DON'T GET THIS FURNITURE REARRANGED
LIKE MY DEAR FRIEND RAY LIKES IT.
OH!
MOVE!
QUICK, QUICK, MOVE THAT.
MM, MM, MM.
THIS MASK SMELLS PRETTY GOOD.
WHAT'S IN IT?
UH, OATMEAL... PAPAYA... HONEY.
MM, MAKING ME HUNGRY.
AND SEAWEED.
I JUST LOST MY APPETITE.
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO GOOD OLD-FASHIONED CHEMICALS?
THEY'RE TOO HARSH.
NOW, LOOK, WHEN THE CAMERA ZOOMS IN
YOUR SKIN SHOULD BE FIRM, SMOOTH AND TIGHT.
( Through clenched teeth): IT'S TIGHT.
OOPS.
WE BETTER TAKE THIS OFF.
YOU GOT A CHISEL?
OKAY, THE WAX IS READY.
WAX? WE WASHING A CAR?
( Both laughing )
NO. WE'RE TAKING CARE OF YOUR EYEBROWS.
HOLD UP. WHOA.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY EYEBROWS?
TY, THE CAMERA DOESN'T HIDE ANY FLAWS, OKAY?
AND RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE TWO BIG BUSHY ONES.
NOW HOLD STILL.
ALL RIGHT.
JUST DON'T GET ANY OF THAT ON MY MUSTACHE.
WHAT MUSTACHE?
MY MUSTACHE.
OH, OKAY, I SEE IT.
YOU DON'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT THAT, NO.
YEAH, THERE.
SMOOTH AS A BABY'S BOTTOM.
MM-HMM.
AND NOW FOR THE FINISHING TOUCH.
AN HERBAL ASTRINGENT.
BRING IT ON.
NOW THIS MAY STING A LITTLE.
GIRL, PLEASE, ALL RIGHT?
I'M A MAN.
NOTHING STING ME.
JORDAN P. BENNETT.
THE "P" STANDS FOR PAIN.
NOW THIS MAY HURT.
HURT?
OH, TIA, THIS IS JUST WAX.
THAT'S THE PROBLEM WITH WOMEN.
YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH A LITTLE PAIN.
GET READY.
ONE... TWO... THREE!
( Both screaming )
( Door opening )
LISA, I GOT EVERYTHING YOU WANTED
EXCEPT FOR THE FUNYONS.
CAN YOU LIVE WITH CHEETOS?
OH, YEAH, YEAH.
I CAN LIVE WITH ANYTHING... AS LONG AS
I'M LIVING HERE.
LET ME GIVE YOU A LITTLE GAS MONEY.
OH, NO NEED.
LISA, WE NEED TO TALK.
OH, NO. AFTER DINNER, RAY.
I MADE YOUR FAVORITE... TURKEY MEAT LOAF,
POTATOES AU GRATIN AND SPINACH SOUFFLE.
UH, LISA, DINNER CAN WAIT.
NOW, ABOUT OUR SITUATION...
WE DON'T HAVE A SITUATION.
I THINK WE DO.
WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A SEAT.
LISA, WHEN TWO PEOPLE LIVE UNDER THE SAME ROOF
OBVIOUSLY THERE'S GOING TO BE A LITTLE TENSION.
OH, RAY, TENSION IS SUCH A STRONG WORD.
I PREFER TO THINK OF IT AS... AFFECTION.
WELL, YOUR AFFECTION HAS BEEN SNAPPING AT ME
FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS.
OBVIOUSLY, WE HAVE A PROBLEM
AND I THINK CHANGE IS IN ORDER.
CHANGE?
OH, NO, RAY, EVERYTHING IS FINE.
IN FACT, I HAVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER.
END OF DISCUSSION. LET'S EAT.
NOW, HOLD ON, LISA.
COME ON, WE'VE GOT TO LOOK AT THIS PROBLEM SQUARE ON.
AND THERE'S ONLY ONE SOLUTION.
YES, RAY?
WELL, I THINK WE NEED TO SET ASIDE
SOME REGULARLY SCHEDULED TIME FOR A CHAT.
HUH?
YEAH. SO THAT WHEN THERE'S SOMETHING
ON YOUR MIND WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT
BEFORE YOUR AFFECTIONS START BUILDING UP.
IS THAT ALL YOU WANTED TO TALK ABOUT?
YEAH.
AW! FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE, RAY!
OH, YOU MEN ALWAYS CREATE SO MUCH DRAMA.
ALWAYS MAKING MOUNTAINS OUT OF MOLEHILLS.
GIMME A BREAK.
WE LIVING IN GOOD TIMES.
WE SHOULD BE CELEBRATING WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW.
( Phone ringing )
I'll GET THAT.
THAT'S MY MAMA.
I BETTER PUT A BLOCK ON THAT B.E.T.
OKAY, NOW YOU JUST WAIT RIGHT HERE, BABY, OKAY?
I'M GOING TO GO TALK TO THE PHOTOGRAPHER.
COOL.
OKAY, THANKS, TONY.
SEE, THAT WASN'T SO BAD.
WORD.
HEY, WAS IT AWFUL?
WORD.
EXCUSE ME.
MY CLIENT HAS ARRIVED.
JORDAN G.Q. BENNETT.
THE INITIALS SAY IT ALL.
I HOPE YOUR BROUGHT A CHANGE OF CLOTHES, G.Q.
SEE, WE'RE LOOKING FOR THE MEN OF MICHIGAN
NOT THE MEN OF ARMANI.
OH, WELL, UM... WHY DON'T WE JUST
TAKE OFF HIS JACKET AND LOOSEN HIS TIE.
LOOSEN YOUR TIE! TAKE IT OFF!
I GUESS... OKAY, THAT COULD WORK.
BUT I NEED IT RELAXED AND NATURAL.
NOT POSED.
TYREKE IS IN THE HOUSE.
YOU'RE EARLY.
THIS IS OUR TIME.
TOO BAD.
TYREKE NEEDS TO BE SHOT WHEN HIS MUSCLES HAVE PEAKED.
SOMETHING YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT.
WELL, TIA, WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE
OF OUR SESSION SO, UM, TYREKE
WILL JUST HAVE TO... PARK HIS PECS.
ALL RIGHT, JORDAN, SHOW ME WHO YOU ARE.
OKAY, WORK IT, BABY.
THAT'S IT.
MAKE THE CAMERA LOVE YOU.
VOGUE AND VOGUE AND VOGUE
AND VOGUE AND VOGUE... AND FREEZE!
RIGHT THERE!
NO. YOU FREEZE... OVER THERE.
I'M OKAY. THANKS.
OKAY, JORDAN, THAT'S ENOUGH.
JORDAN, YOU CAN STOP NOW.
OH.
I NEED YOU TO LOSE YOUR SHIRT FOR THE MUSCLE POSE.
THE MUSCLE WHAT?
THE MUSCLE POSE.
YEAH, J, GO AHEAD, SHOW THEM WHAT YOU GOT.
NO WAY!
I WILL NOT HAVE MY CLIENT
TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF MEAT.
I WILL.
GET ON UP THERE, TY. IT'S MUSCLE TIME.
SHOW HIM WHAT YOU GOT.
( All shouting )
WE'LL BE LEAVING NOW.
I DON'T GUESS YOU'D WANT TO RESCHEDULE ANOTHER PHOTO SHOOT?
GO.
THOUGHT NOT.
MAN, WE WERE ROBBED.
Tia:
WELL, YOU HAVE TO ADMIT TONY DOES LOOK GOOD
UNDER THAT MISTLETOE.
WORD.
WELL, AT LEAST I GOT
SOMETHING OUT OF THIS... SMOOTH SKIN.
I WAS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THAT, DOG.
LOOKS GOOD.
THANKS, DOG, THANKS.
LOVE THE ARCH.
OH, YOU LIKE THAT?
HEY, IT'S LIKE I ALWAYS SAY... MEN ARE ALL
ABOUT EGOS.
YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU ARE RIGHT.
I KNOW.
WOMEN ARE DIFFERENT.
WE DON'T HAVE TO BUTT HEADS.
YEAH, WE'RE MORE INTO COOPERATION THAN COMPETITION.
THANK YOU.
GUYS, I JUST HEARD THE MEN'S CALENDAR
WAS SUCH A HIT THEY'RE COMING OUT WITH
A WOMEN OF MICHIGAN CALENDAR.
WHAT?! GREAT?!
WELL, MAY THE BEST WOMAN WIN.
OH, DON'T WORRY. I WILL.
YEAH, RIGHT.
GIRL, WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Diavian: PLEASE, CINDY CRAWFORD IS MY AUNTIE.
( All arguing )
YOU KNOW, VOGUE, RIGHT HERE, YOU KNOW?
OH, YEAH, A COUPLE OF THOSE SNICKER DOODLES.
I WAS TRYING TO GET THE SNICKER DOODLES IN.
FROM HERE ON OUT, YOU GETTING IN THAT CALENDAR
IS BETWEEN YOU AND THE PHOTO... THE CAMERA!
THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN.
WE DON'T CARE ABOUT WHO WINS.
WE'RE JUST HERE HA... I CAN'T BELIEVE I...
ALL I KNOW IS, IF YOU GUYS HADN'T BEEN SO...
( with Jamaican accent ): STOP TAPE. COME BACK.
BRAIN WENT AWAY.