There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation
And school comes along just to end it
So the annual problem for our generation
is finding a good way to spend it
Building a rocket, or fighting a mummy
or climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Discovering something that doesn't exist
Hey!
Or giving a monkey a shower
Creating nano-bots or locating Frankenstein's brain
Finding a dodo bird Painting a continent
Or driving our sister insane
As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do
before school starts this fall
So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!
Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
由PFT电影公司举办的 ANNOUNCER:From the PFT studios in still
不是很吸引人也没什么权威性的丹佛市排名颁奖礼 moderately charming and majestic downtown Danville.
这是 是的 是的 我们都知道了 It's... Yeah, yeah, yeah, we know the drill.
我们之前都主持过 We've hosted before.
他是好人 我是坏人 什么 什么 He's good, I'm evil, blah, blah, blah.
我 来到这里非常激动 I, for one, am excited to be here.
我也激动 我刚刚吞了个苍蝇 And I'm all tingly! I've actually got butterflies in my stomach.
让我把话说完 ANNOUNCER:Let me finish my introduction!
欢迎来到 飞哥与小佛 插曲配乐的排名颁奖礼 Welcome to Phineas and Ferb's Musical Cliptastic Countdown,
今晚的主持人是 凯莉奥斯本 hosted by Kelly Osbourne!
我们的主持人 And now here's our host.
是一位歌手 演员 时尚界人士 She's a singer, an actor, a fashionista du jour.
有请 凯莉奥斯本 Kelly Osbourne!
大家好 最近过得怎样啊 Hi, everybody! What you doing?
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
我一直想用这样的语气说话 I have always wanted to say that.
好激动能由我来主持 I am so excited to be here!
我保证大家今晚是一个充满惊喜的 I promise you guys it's gonna be a rockin' show
摇滚秀 full of surprises.
稍稍了解我的人 And anyone who knows anything about me,
就会知道我最喜欢 飞哥与小佛 了 they know that I absolutely love Phineas and Ferb.
我本身也是歌手 And being a singer myself,
我也超爱歌曲 I love, love, love the songs!
等会儿 等会儿 这是什么情况 Wait, wait, wait. What's going on here?
是啊 对于一台二次元颁奖礼 Yeah. And aren't you a little too three dimensional
你是不是有点儿太三次元了 小姑娘 to host an animated show, young lady?
是的 这的确 Yes, yes, I am.
但是我无论如何都得主持 你们习惯就好 But I'm doing it anyway so just deal with it.
我们是有主持合同的 还有其他好多东西 But we have hosting contracts and everything.
你看过你的合同了吗 Did you read your contracts?
谁会真的看合同啊 看起来有一百页 Nobody reads 'em, they're like a hundred pages long.
而且从第二页到第九十九页都是废话 And pages two through 99 are useless.
就像晚餐盘里芹菜 没人真的会吃它 Like parsley on a dinner plate. Nobody eats it.
如果他们把一些根本不会吃的菜放进盘子里 You know, if they're gonna put stuff on your plate
那为什么不弄成一些有用的东西 that you're not gonna eat, why not make it something useful,
像钥匙链 金币什么的 like a key chain, or gold doubloons.
兄弟 你怎么扯到芹菜上去了 Dude, why are you rambling on about parsley?
你是在把整个颁奖礼搞砸 You're bringing the entire energy of the show down!
其实你们两个可以当我的联合主持啊 Maybe you guys can be my co-hosts!
联合主持 我不喜欢这个词 Co-hosts! I don't like the sound of that.
听起来像是被降级了 Sounds like a demotion.
你们两个够了 Enough of you two.
大家准备好了吗 那我们就开始吧 You guys ready? Let's get this party started!
我们有太多的好音乐可以挑选了 There were so many songs to pick from.
大家来整个看一眼 I mean, just take a look at all of them.
的确数不胜数 Wow, that is a lot of songs.
由大家投票选出了榜单，十大配乐 You guys voted and now we're gonna rock the top 10.
现在是第十首 Here's number 10!
这是飞哥和小佛的派对吗 Is this the Phineas and Ferb party?
当然啦 Sure is.
飞哥小佛的派对规范 Phineas and Ferb's parties rule!
欢腾 (ALL CHEERING)
这不是他们的派对 是我的派对 It's not their party, it's my party!
不 这也不是派对 这是私人聚会 And it's not a party. It's an intimate get-together.
这声音是怎么回事儿 (SHATTERING)(GASPS) What was that?
快给我放下 借过 拿纸巾擦擦 Put that down! Pardon me! Use a napkin.
我物理老师怎么也在这儿？ What is my science teacher doing here?
飞哥小佛的派对 我从不缺席 I never miss a Phineas and Ferb party.
首先 这不是个派对 First of all, it's not a party.
就算它是个派对 那也不是飞哥小佛的 那是我的 But if it were a party, it would not be their party! It would be my party!
凯蒂丝的派对 凯蒂丝的派对 ALL: Candace party! Candace party!
这不是派对 这是私人聚会 (RAPPING)It's not a party It's an intimate get-together
凯蒂丝的派对 凯蒂丝的派对 ALL: Candace party! Candace party!
别再叫了 它真的只是个聚会 Don't call it that It's just a get-together
凯蒂丝的派对 凯蒂丝的派对 ALL: Candace party! Candace party!
你那果汁别洒了 你那热狗当心呐 Don't spill your drink Don't drop your food
你是要把房子震塌呀 音响关小声些啊 Don't make the music in the house go "boom"
喂喂 剪腋毛别用我妈的剪刀啊 Hey, don't use my mom's good scissors
我的房间是你该靠近的吗 And please stay out of my room
这椅子是该拿脚踩的吗 Take your feet off the chair
屋子里不许追逐打闹 No running in the house
杯子下必须垫上托盘 Put a coaster under that drink
那谁 那是工艺品 不是杂技道具 Hey, these chotchkes aren't for juggling
你你你 这是马桶 不是洗碗水槽 And that's a toilet, not a sink
这不是派对 这是私人聚会 It's not a party It's an intimate get-together
凯蒂丝的派对 凯蒂丝的派对 ALL: Candace party! Candace party!
别再叫了 它真的只是个聚会 Don't call it that It's just a get-together
凯蒂丝的派对 凯蒂丝的派对 ALL: Candace party! Candace party!
(PHONE RINGING)
嗨 老妈 啥 你在说啥 Hi, Mom. What? What?
抱歉 我听不见你说什么 凯蒂丝的私人聚会太吵了 I'm sorry, I can't hear you over Candace's intimate get-together.
凯蒂丝的派对 JEREMY:Candace party
嘿嘿 你把什么玩意儿扔进鱼缸了 Hey, what's this in this fishbowl?
喂喂 我不是说过不能玩遥控器么 I said don't play with the remote
那谁 关上门 这里不是你的谷仓 Hey, close the door. Were you born in a barn?
你们谁来认领这只羊 Which one of you brought this goat?
这不是派对 这是私人聚会 It's not a party It's an intimate get-together
凯蒂丝的派对 凯蒂丝的派对 ALL: Candace party! Candace party!
别再叫了 它真的只是个聚会 Don't call it that It's just a get-together
凯蒂丝的派对 凯蒂丝的派对 ALL: Candace party! Candace party!
我是在说 私人 sē r—ěn—rěn 私人聚会 Talkin' I, to the N. To the T, I, M, A, T, E get-together
sē r—ěn—rěn 私人聚会 I, to the N. To the T, I, M, A, T, E get-together
拼读正确 ALL: That's right!
这不是派对啊 It's not a party.
被降职成了联合主持 (SIGHS)Demoted to co-host.
我也做过联合主持 也做得很开心啊 I've been a co-host before, and had a blast doing it!
站着说话不腰疼 Well, goody gumdrops for you.
没关系 凯莉 Don't worry, Kelly.
我非常乐意退居第二 I am totally down for being second banana.
其实 你是第三 And second of all, technically you would be third banana.
凯莉第一 我第二 然后才是你 It would go Kelly and then me, and then you.
我才是次席主持（第二个香蕉） I would be second banana.
没人是香蕉 因为这儿根本没香蕉 Nobody is a banana because there are no bananas!
是的 我们没有香蕉 Yes, we have no bananas.
下面是榜单的第九位 Here's the song rolling in at number nine.
很好 在这个屋顶 Excellent. From the top of this building,
所有人都能听见我们唱歌 everyone in the tri-state area should be able to hear us.
你是我的好朋友 亲爱的泰瑞 Perry，you know, you are a boy's best friend
你不是一时兴起买来的玩具 You're more than just a passing trend
你像是糖果店大派送的惊喜 You're like a treat from a candy store
啊 泰瑞 Oh, Perry
比起冰淇淋 你更加有趣 We love you more than ice cream cakes
比起曲奇饼 你充满朝气 We love you more than bugs and snakes
比起所有糖果 我们更加爱你 We love you more than all things mentioned before
噢 泰瑞 你是那么无与伦比 Oh, Perry, you're extraordinary
身材短小却充满活力 蓝莓色的羽毛格外美丽 You're kind of short and hairy. The color of a blueberry
我们的泰瑞 Yes, Perry
回家吧 泰瑞 So come home, Perry
泰瑞 回家吧 泰瑞 Come home, Perry. Come home
嘿 凯蒂丝 你也来唱一首吧 Hey, Candace. Why don't you sing one?
呃 Um...
噢 泰瑞 我觉得我感到恐惧 Oh, Perry. I think it's kind of scary
哪里都寻不到你的踪迹 这让我非常焦急 I can't find you anywhere-y. It fills me with despair-y?
噢 泰瑞 我很讨厌写日记 Oh, Perry. I'm allergic to dairy
我想到大草原去 I'm gonna move to the prairie
还要改名叫 凯蒂瑞 And change my name to Larry
凯蒂瑞 Larry?
我想不出韵脚了 不行吗 I ran out of rhymes, all right?
凯蒂丝要改名叫凯蒂瑞 ALL:She'll change her name to Larry
回家吧 泰瑞 So come home, Perry
泰瑞 回家吧 泰瑞 Come home, Perry, come home
回家吧 泰瑞 So come home, Perry
泰瑞 回家吧 泰瑞 Come home, Perry, come home
(CHATTERING)
你在这儿啊 泰瑞 There you are, Perry.
泰瑞 Perry.
(ALL CHEERING)
(APPLAUSE)
干得好 凯蒂瑞 Good job, Larry.
欢迎回家 Welcome home.
这将会是一场精彩的颁奖礼 This is going to be a fantastic countdown!
只要再做一件事 你们两个 Just one thing, you guys.
我们真的要好好提高你们的时尚品味 We seriously have to do something about your fashion.
你们的衣服太不合群了 It's just not working.
看起来有点儿死板老土 You look a bit, like, stiff and uniform-y.
是吧 老土 Right guys? "Uniform-y"?
是啊 老土 你抬头看看 说的就是你 Yeah, "uniform-y." If you look it up, there's a picture of you.
说的是你 什么 You're one to talk. What?
这套实验室工作服怎么看都不会时尚 I mean that whole laboratory look was never in,
即使你是 邪恶的科学家 even if you are an "evil scientist."
你应该穿件披肩 You should try a cape.
披肩 我一个小时里哪儿去弄个披肩 A cape. Where am I going to get a cape at this hour?
你也可以试试尼赫鲁的夹克 You could try a Nehru jacket.
我要是能弄到尼赫鲁的夹克 我还找不到披肩吗 If I could get a Nehru jacket, I could get a cape.
你们两个啊 Men.
在我的两个联合主持去后台 While my co-hosts go backstage
把衣服换成这个世纪的时候 and bring their fashions into this century,
我们来听第八首歌 here's song eight.
我能飞檐走壁 VANESSA: I can do it, I can run
也能制胜克敌 I can hunt you down
我会凌波微步 也会千斤坠顶 'Cause I'm gainin' ground I'm light on my feet
早餐吃得好 看我拳拳到肉如星坠地 And I'm quick to the punch. I had a heavy breakfast
午餐吃得饱 看我出掌带风似火凌厉 But a real light lunch. I'm a ragin' bonfire
霹雳娇娃 高手是我 A cherry bomb. I'm me
铁骨铮铮有傲气 生死相搏头不低 I'm rough and tumble. I'm the one to beat
我是新刷的沥青 蟒蛇一般缠住你 I'm a fresh coat of blacktop, burnin' up your feet
我是剧毒的芒刺 雨点一般戳向你 I got a poisonous sting，when I rain I pour
最强女特工 穿梭风雨里 I'm the best of the best. I'm the soup du jour
面对强敌 游刃有余 如铁钉锋利 I'm smooth as glass and sharp as a tack
高手是我 I'm me
我是高手的巅峰 是最强的特工 I'm the last and best, stick of gum in the pack
高手是我 I'm me
我是最强女特工 人挡杀人 佛挡杀佛 利落干净 I'm a strong woman, fast talking , Big bad-dog walking
名声扬四海 气场震八方 身手自不凡 万民皆敬仰 High-faluting, drum-beating Foot-stomping, corn-popping
重任扛在肩 义无反顾奔向前 Speeding locomotive that just won't stop
我自扬眉剑出鞘 愿为锋刃寒光耀 I'm a hot apple pie with a cherry on top
四方奔走 造福百姓 I'm a crowd-pleasing head-spinning
挥鞭向前 突破自己 突袭精英派对 winning in the ninth inning Whip-lashing, record-smashing
犹如飓风 畅快荡涤 Black-tie-party-crashing cyclone of fun
我是特工中的精英 I'm an army of one
箭已离弦疾如飞 愿为箭尖杀敌贼 I'm strawberry sprinkles on a hot-cross bun
大敌当前 一马当先 I'm a big hay-maker in a title fight
孤狼独行向天嗥 愿为狼牙凯歌朝 I'm a cute black kitten with a nasty bite
我是精英中的精英 强人中的强人 I'm an action double-feature on a Friday night
高手是我 I'm me
Okay, let's keep rocking and get right...
DOOFENSHMIRTZ: Wait, wait, wait. Wait for us!
Yeah, hold the boat! (CROWD CHEERING)
Mind you, this does not mean in any way,
shape or hair color, that I am your co-host.
I'm just saying. Wow!
Now I know what I would look like
if I had middle-aged male clones.
Oh, I can't believe I let myself get talked into this.
It's embarrassing and if I'm being honest a bit drafty.
Ah, just go with it, Frances.
Hey look at this, strike a pose!
Look, look, look... I'm vogueing... Vogueing?
I love vogueing. It's so '90s.
I was a bit of a secret voguer myself.
Really? It wasn't a secret.
You know what we should do then?
Strike a pose.
(CROWD WHISTLING)
Vogue. Vogueing? That's it.
Look it up, kids. That's what the Internet is for.
That was fun. Great idea, Kelly. Thank you.
But, but... Vogueing was my idea.
I started to say vogueing and you just cut me off
right before when I just got "vo" out, you know.
What did you think I was going to say?
Vociferous? What other words start with "vo"?
Give it a rest, Heinz. He's always like this.
That's it. That is it!
You will rue the day that you demoted Heinz Doofenshmirtz to co-host!
Hmm.
You know what that means? I think I do.
More hosting for us!
All right! Here's a little ditty
I like to call song number seven!
从针孔中看向世界 Through the eye of a needle
是时候放声高唱 Time to loosen your tongue
学习绑好鞋带 Got a tip how to make ends meet
想想小铁圈 永远不忘 A-G-L-E-T Don't forget it
舞动起来 跳跃起来 耶 耶 耶 Gets us all up on our feet. Yeah, yeah, yeah!
想想小铁圈 A-G-L-E-T
想想小铁圈 永远不忘 Aglet! Don't forget it
想想小铁圈 A-G-L-E-T
小铁圈 永远不忘 Aglet! Don't forget it
想想小铁圈 A-G-L-E-T
小铁圈 永远不忘 Aglet! Don't forget it
想想小铁圈 A-G-L-E-T
小铁圈 永远不忘 Aglet! Don't forget it
想想小铁圈 让我们与世界紧紧相连 A-G-L-E-T We're tying the world together
小铁圈 永远不忘 Aglet! Don't forget it
想想小铁圈 让我们与世界紧紧相连 A-G-L-E-T We're tying the world together
小铁圈 永远不忘 Aglet! Don't forget it
想想小铁圈 让我们与世界紧紧相连 A-G-L-E-T We're gonna tie the world together
小铁圈 永远不忘 Aglet! Don't forget it
想想小铁圈 让我们与世界紧紧相连 A-G-L-E-T We're gonna tie the world together
小铁圈 永远不忘 Aglet! Don't forget it
我与世界心相连 One word at a time
女士们先生们 有请家姐 PHINEAS: Ladies and gentlemen, my sister,
凯蒂丝 菲林 Candace Flynn!
还有一事要挂记心肠 And in the end the most important thing
我们要永远不忘 Is that we never forget
鞋带的前端叫 The end of a shoelace is called the...
呃 The, uh...
等等 Wait a minute!
这本来就无所谓 It doesn't matter!
我竟然会在这里忘词 I can't believe I was almost sucked into this.
Are you guys having as much fun as I am? (CROWD CHEERING)
Yes! Now that I'm back in my old clothes... "Uniformy" or not.
I predict the Nehru jacket will make a comeback.
Mmm. Not gonna happen. No?
But you know what is gonna happen?
Song number six!
飞哥，你觉得这个 爱之城 怎么样 So, Phineas, what do you think of the City of Love?
要是它是 飞机零件之城 就好了 I wish it was the city of airplane parts.
你压力太大了 你该休息一会儿 好好感受这里的魅力 Oh, you're just too stressed.You should take a moment to relax and enjoy it.
在巴黎的咖啡厅 品尝美味可丽饼 We could share a crêpe sucree at this Parisian cafe
哇 这个遮阳篷可以用来当翼板 Huh! That awning could be used as a sail,
或者当降落伞 这东西挺结实的 or, you know, a parachute, depending on how things go.
轻嗅花香舒缓心情 埃菲尔铁塔下放飞思绪 Take a break and smell these flowers underneath the Eiffel Tower
能不能把这些铁架子拆下来啊 I wonder if they still got pieces of that hanging around.
这可是铆钉的好材料 唉 飞哥 The rivets would come in handy. Oh, Phineas.
一杯布丁两人分 Won't you share a creme brulee with me?
喂 快看那个酷炫的喷灯 Hey, look at that nifty little blow-torch!
在这 真爱之城 How perfect could this be
一切本该完美无瑕 In the City of Love
完美无瑕 完美无瑕 In the City of Love In the City of Love
完美无瑕 In the City of Love
去尝尝滋味绝妙的奶酪 We could try some fancy cheese
去画展感受艺术的熏陶 Or peruse the galleries
油画用的油是不是燃烧油啊 像火箭燃料那样的 I wonder if oil-based paint is combustible, as a rocket fuel.
这本该是完美的一天 Isn't this a perfect day
我戴上帽子是否笑容都变甜 How do I look in this beret?
你提醒我了 我还需要一个头盔 Oh, that reminds me, we might need helmets.
为什么他如此不解风情 Oh, how can he not feel the same way
在香榭丽舍大道上都感觉不到浪漫的气息 When we're strolling down the Champs-Elysees
这是真爱之城啊 In the City of Love
真爱之城 真爱之城 In the City of Love In the City of Love
我多想他轻轻告诉我 亲爱的 我爱你 I wish that he would whisper,"Ma cherie, je t'aime"
可他正全心全意地要修他的飞机 But all he wants to do is try to fix that plane
这是真爱之城啊 In the City of Love In the City of Love
真爱之城 In the City of Love
嘿 你 站住 BALLOON SELLER:Hey, you! (GASPS)
不许再偷我的气球 Stop letting my balloons go!
Okay, little Miss Osbourne,
prepare to say hello to your doom
or I guess in this case, at the head of the man
who is not your co-host!
Wow. That was close!
Wait. Was that Perry the Platypus?
Great. They're probably letting him host the show.
CHORUS:Perry
Oh, my gosh, this day just keeps getting better and better!
You know I was hoping you'd stop by.
Do you... Do you want to introduce the next song?
(CHATTERING)
Let me translate for you guys.
What I believe he just said was,
"Swinging in at song number five is..."
夏天 一个危险四伏又扣人心弦的季节 不是吗 Summer. It sounds dangerous yet oddly compelling. What is it?
夏天是什么 天啊 让我从何说起呢 What is summer? Man, where do I begin?
夏天就是白天变长 夜晚变短 The days are longer. The nights are shorter
夏天就是阳光灿烂 The sun is shining
酷热难当 It's noticeably warmer
夏天 Summer
夏天的时间是一寸光阴一寸金 Every single moment is worth its weight in gold
夏天的游戏像是一个好故事让人期待倾听 It's like the world's best story and it's waiting to be told
有冰淇淋蛋卷的浓香甜蜜 有樱桃汽水让你垂涎欲滴 It's ice cream cones and cherry soda dripping down your chin
这就是夏天 天啊 让我从何说起 It's summer! Man, where do we begin
夏天是水池水塘水坑的欢聚 号召我们向烈日发起冲击 It's ponds and pools and garden hoses trying to beat the heat
踩着单车兜风去 手拉着手溜旱冰 光着脚丫进草地 Bicycles and roller skates and even just bare feet
抱着滑板冲浪去 造个机器人当玩具 It's also surfing tidal waves creating nano-bots
解剖科学怪人的脑袋看稀奇 Or locating Frankenstein's brain
寻找渡渡鸟很有趣 画出五大洲地图也开心 Finding a dodo bird Painting a continent
或者捅个篓子让姐姐抓狂... Or driving our sister in...
等等 教学进度太快了 Wait, maybe we're going too fast.
夏天就是喝着冰柠檬水 听着蟋蟀知了的音乐会 Summer it's crickets and cicadas and a glass of lemonade
夏天就是在庭院树荫下 Summer it's sitting with your brother
和你兄弟说悄悄话 in the back yard under the shade of a big tree
这就是夏天对我们的重要意义 That's what it means to me
夏天就是白天变长 夜晚变短 The days are longer. The nights are shorter
夏天就是阳光灿烂 The sun is shining
酷热难当 It's noticeably warmer
夏天的时间是一寸光阴一寸金 Every single moment is worth its weight in gold
夏天的游戏像是一个好故事让人期待倾听 It's like the world's best story and it's waiting to be told
有冰淇淋蛋卷的浓香甜蜜 有樱桃汽水让你垂涎欲滴 It's ice cream cones and cherry soda dripping down your chin
这就是夏天 天啊 让我从何说起 It's summer Man, where do we begin
听到刚才这首歌，我就想跳舞 That last song just makes me we want to move and groove,
好了 不说我了 but enough about me!
现在有一个大惊喜要给大家 Because I have a surprise for everyone.
我的一个朋友会来现场跟大家打声招呼 A friend of mine wanted to stop by and say "Hi."
大家请高举双手 So please put your hands together
掌声欢迎 马亚 米切尔 and give a warm welcome to Maia Mitchell!
嗨 Hi. 你好 Hello.
我一直在后台看着 I was uh... I was watching from backstage
都等不及要站上来了 and could not wait to get out here.
之前出来的几首歌我都很喜欢 I love all the songs so far.
我知道 这些歌都很欢乐的 I know, right? Aren't they fun?
是的 都很好听 Yeah! They're amazing.
而且 凯利 你真是主持人的料 And Kelly, you're doing an awesome job of hosting!
大家说是不是 我有点儿紧张 Isn't she? I was a little bit nervous.
没这么说 你真的很厉害 MAIA: No. no, you're great.
你好 莫来管队长 我是马亚 And Major Monogram. I'm Maia.
很高兴认识你 小姑娘 Pleasure to meet you, young lady.
你好 泰瑞 我超喜欢你 And Perry! I love you.
其实是最喜欢你 You're my favorite, actually.
我们有许多共同之处 Because we have something in common.
什么共同之处 我们都是澳大利亚人 What's that? We're both from Australia.
啊 我从没想过 (GASPS) Didn't even think of that.
真是太好了 That's so cool!
太牛了 That is so cool. (CHUCKLES)
马亚 干脆你来介绍下一首歌吧 Maia, why don't you introduce the next song?
就等你这句话呢 I was actually waiting for you to ask me to do that.
一起来看吧 第四名 Check it out. It's number four!
啊 我是二次元中的你 Yeah! I'm you from another dimension!
我说呢 长得和我一样帅 Well, that would explain the handsomeness.
就像照镜子似的 老伙计 Right back at you, big guy.
外表是一致，不知道性格如何 Does that mean you and I are exactly alike?
我也这样想 I suppose so.
你喜欢吃糯米布丁吗 Do you want some rice pudding?
咦 好恶心 Ick, no, that's gross
试试你 杏仁脆饼呢 It was a test. Almond brittle?
我最喜欢吃了 我也是 Oh, I love it the most. Me, too
你收集硬币吗 Do you collect coins?
是啊 最怕去自动贩卖机 Yeah, just in case
买饮料的时候没带硬币 Vending machines become the dominant race
怀着莫名的恐惧 I've been alone all these years
我孤独半生 With my irrational fears
不是因为自动贩卖机 虽然这有可能 But not the vending machine thing. That's gonna happen.
但是现在在我面前 我遇见了 But now before me, I see
一个和我心意相通的人 Someone with whom I agree
我有了一个全新的好朋友 那就是我 I've found a brand new best friend. And it's me
我觉得我比你高 I thought I'd be taller
我只是有些驼背 I've been told I slouch
我觉得我比你多只眼睛 I thought I'd have both my eyes You know
我的另一只眼在这儿 It's in this pouch
啊 你眼罩上那条疤 Ouch! You know, I can't help but notice
太醒目了 that your scar goes over your eye patch.
有问题吗 Yeah?
没问题 Nothing.
你觉得羊驼长得奇怪吗 Do llamas weird you out?
是啊 他们到底是羊还是骆驼呀 Yeah, are they camels or sheep?
不 不 我是说洛伦兹 No, no, I meant Lorenzo
对啊 他玩米普的 That's right He played Meap
我已明白你的心 Now I know all about you
你也明白我的心 And you know all about me
噢 喂 哦 Oh-wee-ooh!
但是现在在我面前 我遇见了 And now before me I see
一个和我心意相通的人 Someone with whom I agree
我有了一个全新的好朋友 那就是我 I've found a brand new best friend And it's me
我找到了你 Now that I found you
我们就是完美拍档 We can be a duo
邪恶的杜芬舒斯二人组 Twice the evil Double Doofenshmirtz
每个周五 与你相约 Coming at you Fridays
啥情况 我们是要搞个电视节目吗 What's that? I mean, are we doing a TV show together?
不是 只是随口说的 No. It just sort of sounded like...
其实 我们可以做啊 我们应该搞个电视节目的 I mean, we could. We should!
看来我们也不是很相像 Hmm. Maybe we're not so much alike.
这个可以当我们的节目口号的 That can be our catch phrase.
你是那个爱生气的我 You're the grumpy one.
哇 这些歌都很好听 Wow, there are so many great songs!
是啊 我觉得刚才那首歌怎么样 泰瑞 I know! What did you think about that last song, Perry?
(CHATTERING)
我要坦白一件事 什么事 I have a confession. What's that?
在没人的时候 我能学泰瑞的叫声 I might uh, make Perry noises when no one's looking.
你说真的 我也是诶 (GASPS) You're kidding, me too!
你会 一直都会 You do? All the time!
长官 我来看看你是否需要 Sir, I just wanted to check and see if you need anyth...
马亚米切尔 Maia Mitchell!
我是你的粉丝 I'm your biggest fan!
最喜欢听你唱歌什么的了 Love your voice and your work!
太感谢你了 Thank you so much, you're really sweet.
嘿 我知道了 我有个主意 Hey, you know what? I've got an idea.
我们可以一起学泰瑞的叫声啊 Why don't we all make Perry noises together?
好啊 准备了 Yeah! You ready?
好 准备好了 Yeah. You ready?
没问题 Okay.
(ALL CHATTERING)
没人比泰瑞做得好 Nobody does it better than Perry.
(CHATTERING)
可我就是做不厌 我也是 I'll never get tired of that! Me neither.
很抱歉 但是我得走了 Well sadly, I have to go.
别这样嘛 好吧 感谢大家邀请我来 No! Really? Yeah, but thank you so much for having me.
感谢你能来现场 Thank you so much for stopping by!
当然 我荣幸之至 Of course, my pleasure. (CHUCKLES)
大家跟马亚米切尔说再见吧 再见 Maia Mitchell, everyone! Bye!
那啥 我送你出去吧 Hey! I'll walk you out!
似乎某人像初中生暗恋同桌一样恋上谁了吧 (CHUCKLES) Looks like someone's got a schoolboy crush.
不管了 我们继续来看排名 Anyway, let's get back to the countdown.
接下来是第三名 Here's number three.
谁喜欢玩哑谜啊 (CHUCKLING) Who's up for charades?
鸭嘴兽泰瑞 你在这下面干什么 Perry the Platypus, what are you doing down here?
(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)
爸爸 Dad?
嗨 瓦妮莎 Oh, hi, Vanessa.
爸爸 你在干什么呢 Dad, what are you doing?
呃 说实话 我也不知道 Well, I'll be honest I don't really understand
我从垃圾山上滚下来 手上粘到了胶水 But I fell down this hill Now I got glue on my hands
唱片粘在了我指头上 And I've got records on my fingers
啥 唱片粘在了我指头上 ALL:What? Records on my fingers
唱片粘在了我指头上 I've got records on my fingers
音乐不要停 我也停不了 ALL:Don't stop! I can't stop
有只鸭嘴兽在操纵着我 I've got a platypus controlling me
这种情况令人匪夷所思 It was a strange set of circumstances
我从垃圾山上滚下来 手上粘到了胶水 I fell down the hill I got glue on my hands
唱片粘在了我指头上 Now I've got records on my fingers
我停不下来了 And I just can't stop
音乐不要停 不要停 ALL:Don't stop, don't stop
有只鸭嘴兽操纵着我 There's a platypus controlling me
有只鸭嘴兽操纵着他 ALL:There's a platypus controlling him
什么 What?
鸭嘴兽是个比喻 可以比作任何禁锢你的东西 Platypus is a metaphor for whatever's keeping you down.
公司是个鸭嘴兽 The corporations are a platypus
政府是个鸭嘴兽 ALL:The government's a platypus
老师是个鸭嘴兽 Your teacher is a platypus
我的老师是熊猫 My teacher is a panda.
社会是个鸭嘴兽 ALL:The society is a platypus
父母也是鸭嘴兽 My parents are a platypus
媒体是个鸭嘴兽 The media is a platypus
有个鸭嘴兽在操纵着我们 Yeah, we all got a platypus controlling us
不是你们 是我 Just me
有个鸭嘴兽在操纵着我们 We all got a platypus controlling us
我要是能停 早停了 HEINZ:I'd stop if I was able
有只鸭嘴兽在操纵着我 We all got a platypus controlling us
那只操纵我的鸭嘴兽 就在桌子底下 The platypus controlling me is underneath the table
别 等会儿 他不见了 Wait! Oh, wait, no, he's gone!
没有鸭嘴兽操纵着我了 Hey, there's no platypus controlling me
没有鸭嘴兽操纵着我了 There's no platypus controlling me
你爸爸挺酷的 Your dad's kinda cool.
你是我朋克范儿的男朋友 You're my punk rock boyfriend,
你不需要觉得我爸爸酷 you're not supposed to think my dad is cool.
只要我觉得他酷就行了 It only matters that I think he's cool.
他觉得我很酷 She thinks I'm cool.
(ALL CHEERING)
你知道真正酷的是什么吗 You know what would be really cool?
是自己写首歌 To write a song.
然后下一年它就上排行榜了 So next year the song can be on the countdown!
同为音乐人 我衷心地同意 Well, as a fellow musician, I heartily agree.
你是音乐人 Oh, you're a musician?
是啊 我时不时地会 Well, yes, from time to time
弹弹四弦小提琴 I like to strum the ukulele...
哇 Ah! (CROWD EXCLAIMS)
我错过马亚米切尔了吗 Uh, did I miss Maia Mitchell?
我恐怕是的 真是的 I'm afraid so. Ah, bummer.
作为音乐人 而非主持人 我提醒你 Anyway, as a musician, not as a co-host, mind you
我将会参与你们要做的音乐创作 I'd like to get in on this little song-writing thing you're about to do.
在某几个方面 但是在乐器方面 Oh, several things, but my instrument of choice
我想要卡祖笛 is the kazoo.
You rock the kaz? I do.
好吧 我们先从歌词开始 Fine! Let's start with the lyrics then.
我们或许可以先做一些 接龙 Maybe we can do some sort of a round robin kinda thing
一个人先写一句 然后下一个人接上 and write a line, and the next person can rhyme it.
好主意 Oh, good idea. (CLEARS THROAT) Me first, me first.
看看啊 我苏醒在清晨 Uh, let's see. "When I wake up in the morning sun."
我知道你只孤身一人 "I realize you're the only one."
该我了 Oh, now it's me.
月光皎洁如银 "And by the moon that's oh so silver."
老兄 这个 Dude, really?
什么 What? What?
“银”有押韵吗 There's no rhyme for the word silver.
她说得对 不是不是 你看 She's right. No. No, look...
“瓶” 怎么样 Bilver and, and, there's... (SCOFFS)
什么 什么 瓶 What, what? What is a bilver?
就是 就是把水抽上来的那种 It's a... Water moving thingy.
你应该是说“泵”吧 I believe what you're thinking of is a bilge pump.
我一直都是念得“瓶” Oh, I've always called it a bilver.
那 那这个怎么样 Okay. How about this?
月光皎洁如橙 "And by the moon that's oh so orange."
这个会不会好些 Oy. Is that better?
我刚才翻白眼了吗 See how I just rolled my eyes?
请将目光转到第二名 Please roll clip number two!
白天太长了 It's been a long, long day
总有些时候让我发呆 And there were moments when I doubted
我们是否到达了这个点 That we'd ever reach the point
我们要不要 Where we could laugh and sing about it
BOTH: Now the sun is set on this, another extraordinary day
And when it comes around again You know I'll say
Tell me what you wanna do today
All we need is a place to start
If we have heart, we'll make it
'Cause we're not messin' around
Yes, we can dream it, do it, build it, make it
I know we can really take it to the limit
Before the sun goes down
As soon as you wake up, you gotta make your move
Don't miss a beat, just get into the groove
The sun is shining There's a lot that you can do A lot that you can do
There's a world of possibilities outside your door
Why settle for a little? You can get much more
Don't need an invitation Every day is new
Yes, it's true Summer belongs to you Ooh, summer belongs to you
Summer belongs to you Summer belongs to you
Summer belongs to everyone So have some fun
There's nothin' better to do Summer belongs to you
All right, I'm takin' a verse. Be my guest!
I traveled halfway round the world
And almost turned and ran away
But you helped me get my courage back
So now I've got to say
That though I've often thought of you as just a nuisance and a bother
Today I can't imagine having better little brothers
And you've gotta believe in somethin'
So today I believed in you
And you came through We made it
I've never been so proud Never been so proud
I know at first it seemed implausible
But we accomplished the impossible
Now there's somethin' that I've gotta say aloud
Time is what you make of it, so take a chance That's it.
Life is full of music, so you ought to dance
The world's a stage, and it is time for your debut
By jove, I think she's got it!
Don't waste a minute sitting on that chair Yeah!
The world is calling So just get out there
You can sing forever So your dreams are all in view
Yes, it's true
Summer belongs to you Summer belongs to you
Summer belongs to everyone So have some fun
There's nothin' better to do
Hey, Candace! Jeremy!
You came back early!
Well, I missed my girlfriend.
Ooh, I like the sound of that!
Besides, you forgot something in France!
I did? What?
This. Hmm?
Baby, baby, baby, baby
Summer belongs to you
Whatever you want to do You make the rules
You've got the tools to see it through
Summer belongs to you Summer belongs to you
Just remember that you can do it And when you're through
It will change your point of view
Summer belongs to you
Right, guys. Before we roll our last clip,
I have to know something.
Well, I'm particularly partial to number three.
And I like number seven, that's my lucky number.
It all started when I was seven years old... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
...back in Druselstein.
You're doing a flashback?
Well, yeah, it's kinda my thing.
I do a lot of these. I... It's...
I'm really sorry but we can't fit that in.
Well, what if I make it short?
Because it's the moment we've all been waiting for.
But you all picked my favorite song as the number one song.
You guys have fabulous taste, I'm just saying...
You guys ready? It's... (CROWD CHEERING)
Everything's Better With Perry.
(CHATTERING)
Good morning, Perry.
Now that's the way to wake up.
This is gonna be the best day ever.
We consider every day a plus
To spend it with a platypus
We're always so ecstatic 'Cause he's semi-aquatic
Our Ornithorhynchus anatinus
Brings smiles to the both of us
Life's never fuddy-duddy With our web-footed buddy
When we're brushing our teeth It's better
Tying our shoes It's better
Combing our hair It's better
Like we're a cheese sandwich And he's the cheddar
Blinking our eyes It's better
Breathing in and out So much better
Sitting in a chair It's better
And taking a bath Just a little bit wetter
Every day is such a dream When it's started with a monotreme
He's duck-billed and he's beaver-tailed and hairy
You know that he's hairy
Everything's better with Perry
Everything's better with Perry Everything's better with Perry
It's better And we just want to tell you, Perry
Everything's better with you
Better with you
Well, this has been the most amazing day!
And to quote my favorites, Phineas and Ferb,
"The best day ever!"
I completely concur.
Okay. Okay. I've been reconsidering
I'm totally going to be your co-host.
That's great. But...
What's next on the old co-hosting train I've jumped aboard?
What do I do?
Say goodbye Dr. D.
That's it? Goodbye, Dr. D! Goodbye.
Thank you so much everybody, that was so much fun!
I'm going to be singing these songs all day!
See ya next time!