抱歉 我迟到了 Sorry I'm late.
孩子们呢？ Where are the kids?
我离开的时候 When I left,
亨特正在露台上和他的iPad缠绵 hunter was making love with his iPad on the terrace
托丽在疯狂点外卖 好像快饿死了一样 and Tori was ordering room service like her life depended on it.
可我在餐厅订好了晚餐啊 I made dinner reservations.
你打算怎么办？ What are you gonna do?
计划赶不上变化嘛 Best laid plans.
- 嗨 请给我一杯尼格罗尼 - 马上来 - Hi, I will have a negroni, please. - Sure.
- 天啊 - 这是我的度假饮 - Wow. - It's my vacation drink.
我以为你的度假饮是桃红葡萄酒 I thought too much rosé was your vacation drink.
是啊 所以尼格罗尼 应该是我的“度假结束”饮 Yeah, so I guess negronis are my "vacation is over" drink.
重回现实真难受 Reentry's a bitch.
我不想回家 I don't wanna go home.
嘿 能在这儿多久算多久吧 Hey, we're here till we're not.
- 什么？谢谢 - 这位女士 你的尼格罗尼 - What? Thank you. - Negroni for the lady.
- 请享用 - 这是我的度假哲学 - Enjoy. - That's my vacation philosophy.
天啊 库普 这话很有深度 Wow, Coop, that's deep.
你知道这话其实没什么意义 对吧？ You know that actually doesn't mean anything, right?
喝完第二杯尼格罗尼就感觉有意义了 It will after your second negroni.
我可能会改喝梅斯卡酒 I may switch to mezcal.
著名的遗言 Famous last words.
还会有机会的 There will be others.
遗言？ Last words?
不 是像这样的假期 No, vacations like this.
你这么认为？ You think?
能在这儿多久算多久吧 We're here till we're not.
天啊 快别说了 My god. Make it stop.
想想看 我们一直都很开明… Think about it. We've been very evolved…
才能做这样的事 Doing something like this.
若没和对方的朋友上床会容易些 Easier when we're not sleeping with each other's friends.
- 嘿 是你先睡我朋友的 - 你可是被指控过谋杀 - Hey, you did it first. - You were charged with murder.
有道理 Fair.
- 请再给我一杯 好吗？ - 天啊 - Can I have another one please? - Wow.
好的 女士 Sí, señora.
喝得真快 Put that down quick.
距离睡觉时间还很长 Miles to go before I sleep.
我们都50岁了 库普 We're 50, Coop.
该死 Damn.
原以为到这个时候 我早就把一切理顺了 I really thought I'd have it all figured out by now
或者至少没想过竟然得从头开始 or at least I thought I wouldn't be starting from scratch.
听着 去年的这个时候 我面临的是终身监禁 Listen, this time last year, I was looking at life in prison.
我们本可能失去一切 所以我觉得我们现在过得还不错 And we could have lost everything, so I think we're doing okay.
你的意思是 你把要求降低了 What you're saying is, you lowered the bar.
我把要求彻底粉碎了 没有要求了 I obliterated the bar. There is no bar.
让我们喝得酩酊大醉吧 Let's get very, very, very drunk.
好的 Okay.
我打扰到你们了吗？ Did I interrupt that?
完全没有 Not at all.
坐在这儿喝尼格罗尼 你是想找个人上床 Sitting here drinking negronis. You're looking to get laid.
- 不是我的菜 - 胡说 - Not my type. - Bullshit.
我会和她上床 I would do her.
真的吗？ Really?
如果是这样 我刚才真没准备好 I mean, if that's the case, I really wasn't prepared for that.
我只是…我可以硬着头皮上 I just… I can rally.
- 我们都是成年人 行为出于自愿 - 你想得美 - You know, we're all consenting adults. - In your dreams.
- 我的确想过 - 别让我妨碍你 - I've had that dream. - Don't let me get in your way.
你没妨碍我 你也不会妨碍到我 You're not in my way. You're not getting in my way.
你在度假 I mean, you're on vacation.
如果你想那么做 If that's what you want to do,
- 该死的 你就应该去做 - 我不想那么做 - damn it, you should do it. - That's not what I want to do.
孩子们不在 又是你度假的最后一晚 I mean, the kids bailed. It's your last night.
整趟旅程下来 我们竟然能成功 We managed to make it through the entire trip
不上床 without falling into bed together.
- 顺便说一句 为我们喝彩 - 为我们喝彩 - Yay for us, by the way. - Yay for us.
这里是美国 This is america.
- 实际上是墨西哥 - 她很迷人 你保养得也不错 - Mexico, actually. - She's hot, you're well-preserved.
谢谢 Thank you.
如果你想找点乐子 你就应该去找 And if you wanna get yourself some, you should get yourself some.
如果我想做些什么 早就做了 If I wanted to do anything, I would have done it already.
就是那么容易 对吧？ That easy, is it?
- 是的 我要走了 - 你要去哪儿？ - Yeah. I'm gonna go. - Where you going?
刚刚到底怎么了？ What just happened?
- 没什么 你没事 - 我没事？ - Nothing happened. You're good. - I'm good?
- 你嘴上这么说 但是… - 我不会坐在这里… - You say that, but... - I'm not gonna sit here and…
妨碍你找人上床 Cockblock you.
我感觉这次聊天的主题跑偏了 I feel like this conversation just took a left turn.
你说得没错 And you'd be right about that.
嘿 我在弗洛农场餐厅订了位子 Hey, I got us a table at flora farms.
你知道这地方有多难订吗？ Do you have any idea how hard that was?
计划赶不上变化 对吗？ Best laid plans, right?
曾几何时 和前妻一起度假 There was a moment when going on vacation
简直是不可能发生的事 with my ex-wife seemed inconceivable.
事实证明 确实有充分的原因这样想 Turns out, there was good reason for that.
但即使又和梅尔发生了争执 而我也没完全理解当中原因 But even having another argument with Mel that I didn't fully understand
这并没能阻止我享受当下 即在五星级度假村的海滩上 couldn't stop me from relishing the fact that I was drinking smooth whiskey
喝着顺口的威士忌 而我原可能正在服25年到终身的刑期 on the beach at a five-star resort when I could've been serving 25 to life.
综合来看 一切都在向好的方向发展 All things considered, things were on the upswing.
事情就是这样… This is what happens…
你因谋杀被捕 You get arrested for murder.
你被无罪释放 You get exonerated.
你之前的公司愿意重新聘请你 但你决定另辟蹊径 You get offered your old job back, but you decide to go a different way,
把那条路彻底堵死 burning that bridge once and for all.
这意味着你的临时收入来源 现在成了你的主要收入来源 Which means your interim income source is now your primary income source.
所以 你提升自己 So, you level up
并修复关系 and mend fences.
没有什么比稳定的收入流 更能让人冰释前嫌了 Nothing buries the hatchet faster than a solid revenue stream.
可在这个镇上 别人对你的看法 就决定了你的清白 But in a town where perception is nine-tenths of the law,
因此你得一直演下去 you wanna keep up appearances.
比如在曼哈顿有间 让你能“每天去上班”的办公室 Like having an office in Manhattan to go to work in every day.
这也有助于让你们的 共同育儿关系重回正轨 Which helps get your co-parenting back on track.
走吧 Let's go.
如今生活不再失控 And now that life is feeling manageable,
你终于可以好好享受单身状态 you can finally enjoy being single.
坚持住 Hold tight
我们将迎来恶劣天气 we're in for nasty weather
总会有办法 there has got to be a way
烧毁房子 burning down the house which means nights on the town.
这意味着夜晚外出狂欢
以及夜晚宅家寻欢 And nights spent at home.
当心 你可能会得到你想要的 Watch out you might get what you're after
酷宝贝 熟悉却又陌生 cool babies strange but not a stranger
我是个普通人 I'm an ordinary guy.
你分不清是因为被控谋杀还是无罪释放 You couldn't say if it was being arrested for murder or exonerated,
但不知何故 整个不光彩的事件 提升了你的社交价值 but somehow the entire tawdry episode has boosted your social cachet.
但对萨莱维特来说并非如此 Not so much for Sam levitt.
她的律师成功将她的刑罚 减轻至巨额罚款和社区服务 Her lawyer managed to plead her down to a hefty fine and community service.
她或许轻松脱身了 She may have gotten off easy,
但韦斯特蒙特村有另一套法律 but there's another law in westmont village.
而这一个“法庭”绝不留情 And that particular court shows no mercy.
生活比前一阵子好多了 Life is better than it's been for a while.
家庭关系大致稳定 The family dynamic is more or less working.
你的孩子们正茁壮成长 Your kids are thriving.
就算破碎家庭带来的隐隐作痛 And if there are moments where the simmering pain
偶尔来袭 威胁着要将你击垮… of your fractured family still threatens to kick your ass…
此时就是我之前提到的 那些夜晚派上用场的时候了 Well, that's where those nights I mentioned before come in.
如果那也没用 你还有苏格兰威士忌和经典电影 And failing that, there's always scotch and a classic movie.
你终于又找回了那种自在感 You're finally feeling comfortable again.
一切在掌控之中 安全无虞 甚至乐观起来 In control. Safe. Optimistic even.
而从痛苦的经历中 你早已知道 And as you already know from painful experience,
通常正是这个时候 生活会狠狠踹你一脚 正中要害 that's generally when life will serve up a perfectly aimed kick in the crotch.
（乡村庄园 待售）
艾希先生 Mr. Ashe.
你好 我是雷妮哈德逊 我们通过电话 Hi. Reenie Hudson. We spoke on the phone.
- 你好 雷妮 你好吗？ - 嗨 - Hi, reenie. How are ya? - Hi.
哇 好漂亮的车 Wow, nice car.
你对车有研究？ You a car person?
- 不怎么算 - 是客套话 - I mean, not exactly. - That's small talk.
- 客套话 抱歉 谢谢 - 是的 好的 你先请 - Small talk, sorry. Thank you. - Yeah. Okay, after you.
你好 Hello.
嗨 你是卖方经纪人吗？ Hi. Are you the listing broker?
- 是的 我是萨曼莎莱维特 - 你好 我是欧文艾希 - Yes. Samantha levitt. - Hi. Owen ashe.
你看起来不像房产经纪 You don't look like a realtor.
我这话是在赞美你 I mean that in the best possible way.
我算是新入行的 I'm kinda new to it.
- 嗨 雷妮 - 嗨 萨曼莎 - Hey, reenie. - Hey, Samantha.
艾希先生 那我带你看看房子？ So, Mr. Ashe, should I show you around the house?
- 叫我艾希就行 - 好的 艾希 - Just ashe. - Okay, ashe.
好的 我…是的 很乐意 Yeah. I would… yeah, I'd love that.
但说实话 我不想浪费你的时间 But honestly, I don't wanna waste your time
因为不管怎么看 我都不觉得自己会买这套房 'cause I just feel like there's no world in which I'm buying this house.
这么快就决定了 Well, that was quick.
不 是房子太小了 对 它…其实比我想要的小太多了 No, it's just too small. Yeah, I mean, it's… it's way too small actually.
我往这里一站 就… I mean, I'm standing here and…
怎么说 已经能感受到 整个房子的面积了 你懂吗？ I don't know, I can already feel the entire house, you know?
我想要一个大到能让我迷路的房子 I want something I can get lost in.
而这房子 是的 怎么说 就是 有些设计元素… And this, yeah, I don't know. Some of these design elements…
糟透了 Yuck.
是啊 我也说不上来 Yeah, I don't know.
我很清楚自己要找的 是更加宏伟的房子 你懂吧？ I was pretty clear I was looking for something much grander, you know?
得更有气势、更让人惊叹 With a lot more oomph, some wow.
- 但这房子连边都沾不上… - 这是我的房子 - But this place isn't even remotely... - it's my house.
你的房子？ It's your house?
要是我来之前就知道这信息就好了 That would have been great information to have before I arrived.
我并不知道 她是否想透露这个事实 考虑到… I didn't know if she was disclosing that fact, considering the…
一些情况 The circumstances.
一些情况？ The circumstances?
雷妮刚才委婉提到的 What reenie is so subtly referring to
是我丈夫去年在这里过世这件事 is the fact that my husband died here last year.
天啊 对你失去至亲 我深感遗憾 Wow. Well, I'm sorry for your loss.
谢谢你 Thank you.
我妻子八年前去世了 所以 我们是同路人 Well, my wife died eight years ago, so, you know, I'm in the club.
- 对你失去至亲 我深感遗憾 - 谢谢 - I'm sorry for your loss. - Thank you.
他是怎么过世的？ How did he die?
他自杀了 He killed himself.
- 什么 就在这房子里？ - 差不多就在你站着的这个位置 - What, here in the house? - Pretty much right where you're standing.
等等 这就是那所房子？那整件事？ Wait a minute. This is that house? That whole thing?
是的 新闻报道了 Yeah, it made the news.
你被逮捕了 They arrested you.
没错 Yes.
你是个危险的女人啊 You're a dangerous woman.
嘿 我也曾几次差点惹上官司 Hey, I've had a couple brushes with the law myself.
那估计我们在这方面也是同路人了 Then I guess we're both in that club too.
我想是的 I guess so.
好了 那么 艾希先生 Okay. Well, Mr. Ashe,
- 我们该走了 - 好的… - we should probably get going. - Yeah, yeah.
嘿 萨曼莎 Hey, Samantha.
这房产经纪明知道这房子对我来说太次了 Why would a broker who knows I'm in a different league
为什么还带我来看？ show me this house?
这是她的暖场房 It's her fluffer house.
暖场房？ A fluffer house?
没…这回事 Now, that's… that's not a thing.
这样她之后带你看的房子 相比之下会显得更大 It makes the next houses she shows you look even bigger
更宏伟 and grander by comparison.
- 绝对不是 - 我明白了 - No, no, no. - I see.
我会在客户考虑购买房产前 I like to educate my clients about the entire market
让他们全面了解市场的情况 before they consider a purchase.
你会这么做吗？ Is that something you do?
很难说 Hard to say.
这个镇上没人会愿意把房子交给我代理 No one in this town will give me a listing.
什么？为什么？ What? Why not?
对了 因为“重罪犯”那件事 Right. The whole convicted felon thing.
其实后来通过认罪协商 指控被降成了几项轻罪 It was pleaded down to a few misdemeanors actually.
- 那很好啊 恭喜你 - 谢谢 - That's great. Good for you. - Thank you.
- 能给我一分钟吗？ - 当然 - Will you give me a minute? - Sure.
- 雷妮 - 怎么了？ - Reenie. - Yeah?
对 能和你私下聊几句吗？ Yeah, do you mind if I chat with you for a sec?
那是辆750S 对吧？ That's a 750s, right?
- 对 - 是辆好车 - Yeah. - It's a good car.
没错 Yes, it is.
嘿… Hey…
我突然发现自己需要一位房产经纪 I'm suddenly finding myself in need of a realtor.
你今天方便吗？ How's your day looking?
- 是的 - 嘿 雷妮 - Yes. - Hey, reenie.
比斯比庄园那套房是你在代理 对吧？ You have the listing for the bisbee estate, right?
- 是的 但这样不行 - 你能安排我们大约十分钟后看房吗？ - Yes, but this is not okay. - Can you get us in in about ten minutes?
- 行 - 太好了 - Sure. - Great.
- 我原本计划… - 都安排好了 - I was planning to take... - we're all set.
很好 坐我的车去吧 Nice. Let's take my car.
- 嘿 萨曼莎… - 叫我萨 - Hey, Samantha... - Sam.
好的 萨 Okay, Sam.
我只是好奇 你总共卖出过几套房子？ I was just wondering, how many houses have you actually sold?
算上这套的话 一套都还没卖出 Including this one, none.
太好了 Great.
我是杰夫普拉特 来自普林斯顿大学校友招生委员会 I'm Jeff Pratt, with the Princeton alumni schools committee,
由我来为你进行面试 and I'll be conducting your interview.
明白了 Got it.
我多年前就认识你父母了 I know your parents from back in the day.
- 他们好吗？ - 很好 - Are they well? - Yes.
- 是的 - 好的 - Yeah. - Yeah.
那么 托丽 告诉我 为什么选择普林斯顿大学？ So, Tori. Tell me, why Princeton?
除去你父母都曾就读于那里这个理由 Aside from the fact that both your parents went there.
这理由还不够吗？ That's not enough?
好吧 我换个问法 Well, put another way,
你希望在就读我们这所大学的 四年里获得些什么？ what is it you're looking to get out of your four years with us?
你…是这所大学的教职工？ Are you… are you on the faculty there?
- 什么？不是 - 你说“我们” 我就以为… - What? No. - I just assumed when you said "us."
- 抱歉 只是一种说法 - 好的 - Sorry. Figure of speech. - Okay.
你不必紧张 There's no need to be nervous.
我们就是私下聊聊而已 It's just us talking here.
首先 杰夫 Well, first of all, Jeff,
我想我们得承认这次面试其实是走个过场 I think we should acknowledge the pro form a nature of this interview.
我是所谓的“校友子女” 父母都是校友 父亲还是长期捐赠者 I'm a legacy kid, on both sides, whose father has been a consistent donor.
而他之所以持续捐款 And the reason he's been a consistent donor,
原因跟很多常春藤大学的 毕业生持续支持母校一样 the reason so many graduates of the ivies continue to support their Alma maters,
就是为了确保他们的孩子能进这些大学 is to make sure there's a spot for their kids there.
因为 坦白说 Because, well, let's be honest,
有许多慈善机构比大学更值得资助 there are much worthier charities to support.
你们以资本主义之名摧毁了地球 You all torched the planet in the name of capitalism,
而现在 不但不去努力修复这些破坏 and now, rather than try to undo the damage
或去帮助挨饿、无家可归的人 or feed the hungry or house the homeless,
你们却把数百万美元 捐给那些有着300年历史的学府 you're giving millions to 300-year-old institutions
这些学府充斥着系统性种族歧视 反犹太主义和性别歧视 riddled with systemic racism, anti-semitism, and sexism,
只为确保又一代 in order to ensure that yet another generation
享有特权的富家子弟能继续瓜分 of privileged rich kids will continue to hoard the lion's share
地球剩余资源中的最大份额 of what's left of the planet's remaining resources,
而普罗大众则为残羹剩饭争得头破血流 while the unwashed masses go to war over the scraps.
所以 我很感谢你抽出时间 So, I appreciate you taking the time,
但老实说 but let's be honest.
我们都清楚 我一定会被录取 We both know I'm going to be accepted
因为这个录取制度 本来就是你们一手操控的 because you all engineered the system to do just that.
我并没有操纵任何事 I didn't engineer anything.
抱歉 Sorry.
只是一种说法 Figure of speech.
还有就是网球 Also, tennis.
- 什么？ - 我是因为网球而被大学招募的 - What? - I'm being recruited for tennis.
我或许应该一开始就提这个 I probably should have led with that.
这才像话嘛 Now this is what I'm talkin' about!
- 价钱是？ - 两千万 - How much? - Twenty million.
- 但我肯定有议价空间 - 我要了 - But I'm sure there's some wiggle room. - I'll take it.
好的 Okay.
- 所以你愿意付全价？ - 是的 现金支付 - So you're offering full asking? - Yeah, in cash.
但我想周一前完成交易 But I wanna close by Monday.
- 周一？ - 没错 - Monday? - Yeah.
我们至少需要一周时间处理合同 We're gonna need at least a week for contracts.
然后你需要进行彻底的检查… Then you're gonna wanna do a thorough inspection...
我明天会派一整队人来仔细检查 I'm gonna have a whole team up here tomorrow to kick the tires.
与此同时 你可以把 所有文件交给我的律师 In the meantime, you can get the paperwork to my lawyer.
嘿 恭喜你 Hey, congratulations.
你刚完成了你的第一宗房屋买卖 You just sold your first house.
这…你到底是做哪行的来着？ It… what is it you do again?
（说出最初13个州中的五个） "We elect a us senator for how many years?"
“我们选举的 美国参议员任期是几年？”
六年 Six.
好的 Okay.
说出最初13个州中的五个 Name five of the original 13 states.
殖民地 Colonies.
纽约、新泽西 New York, New Jersey, Connecticut, Massachusetts,
康涅狄格、马萨诸塞 Rhode Island, Delaware,
罗德岛、特拉华
新罕布什尔 New Hampshire,
马里兰、弗吉尼亚 Maryland, Virginia,
宾夕法尼亚、佐治亚 Pennsylvania, Georgia.
11个了 That's 11.
我漏了哪两个？ What am I forgetting?
- 你怎么懂这些的？ - 我经常收看《危险边缘》 - How do you know all this? - I watch a lot of jeopardy!
猜猜怎么着？ Guess what?
什么？ What?
一抽屉的卡地亚LOVE手镯 A drawer full of cartier love bracelets.
我跟你说 这个镇上的每个女人 手上都戴着差不多十个这个 I'm telling you, every woman in this town wears like ten of them.
我不理解 她们绝对不会穿同样的裙子 I don't get it. They wouldn't be caught dead wearing the same dress,
但她们都必须拥有这样东西 but they all need to have this one thing.
就像是某种要求或规定似的 It's like a requirement or something.
要我帮你拿几个吗？她们绝不会发现的 You want me to grab you a couple? They'll never miss 'em.
我没兴趣加入这个圈子 That's not a club I need to join.
好吗？快找那支笔 Okay? Just find the pen.
在主卧后面的办公室里 It's in the office behind the primary bedroom.
北卡罗来纳和南卡罗来纳 North and south Carolina.
- 什么？ - 其余两个殖民地 - What? - The other two colonies.
好吧 你现在纯粹是在炫耀了 Okay. Now you're just showing off.
不在桌子里 It's not in the desk.
找到了 Bingo.
一抽屉的笔 Drawer full of pens.
你确定他会把这么贵重的东西 放在这么乱的地方？ You sure he would keep something this valuable in a mess like this?
娜塔莉娅说他每次签合同 Natalia says he gets a crazy expensive pen
都会买一支超贵的笔 签完就直接把笔扔进抽屉里 every time he signs a deal and then just throws it in a drawer.
就像是某种仪式 It's like some sort of ritual.
好吧 All right.
找到了 Found it.
万宝龙星辉系列珠宝工艺钢笔 The etoile de montblanc joailliere fountain pen.
全球仅生产15支 With just 15 produced worldwide,
这支限量版完全由18K玫瑰金制成 this limited edition is crafted entirely out of 18-karat Rose gold.
以干邑色钻石为装饰 Adorned with cognac diamonds
据说其笔尖比日默瓦行李箱的 轮子还要顺滑 and a nib that supposedly glides more smoothly than rimowa wheels,
它不仅仅是一支笔 it's not just a pen
更是一件令人向往的艺术品 转售价达十六万五千美元 but an aspirational work of art reselling for $165,000.
我不知道哪个更糟 I'm not sure what's worse.
是有人花那么多钱买一支钢笔 That someone pays that for a pen
还是他把它和另外30支笔 一起扔进一个凌乱的抽屉里 or that he tosses it into a cluttered drawer with 30 others.
无论如何 这样的人活该失去它 Either way, a guy like that deserves to lose it.
- 该死 - 怎么了？ - Shit. - What?
我掉了那玩意儿 等等 我来捡 I dropped the fucking thing. Hold on. Let me get it.
捡到了 I got it.
库普？怎么了？ Coop? What happened?
库普？ Coop?
怎么回事？ What is it?
我的背痛发作了 My back went out.
疼死我了 It really fucking hurts.
- 我走不了 - 什么叫“你走不了”？ - I can't move. - What do you mean you can't move?
- 快离开那里 - 我是说我动不了 - Just get out here. - I mean I can't move.
我现在平躺在地上了 I'm lying on my back.
你不是认真的吧 库普 You can't be serious, Coop.
我听起来像在开玩笑吗？ Do I sound like I'm fucking joking?
该死 好吧 我进去 Shit. Okay. I'm coming in.
别 No!
我的背从去年 My back had been seizing up
被克里斯蒂安的艺术品打手们 “修理”后 就一直会突然剧痛 ever since Christian's art thugs worked me over last year.
通常服用混合止痛药 和用点肌肉松弛剂就能缓解 Usually a cocktail of painkillers and muscle relaxants would do the trick,
几天后 我就又生龙活虎了 and a few days later, I'd be golden.
可我没有几天时间 But I didn't have a few days.
屋主很快就会回来 我只有不到两小时的时间 I had less than two hours before the people who lived there would be back.
至于要如何解释 And when it came to thinking up an explanation
自己为何会躺在他们家的地板上 for how I came to be lying on their floor,
我完全想不出来 I was drawing a blank.
好了 该死 我们得走了 Okay. Shit. We gotta move.
好…就扶我起来 Okay. Okay. Just help me up here.
- 好的 - 就… - Okay. - Just… fuck, no.
该死 不行 - Sorry. Okay, okay, okay. - Fuck, fuck. No.
- 抱歉 好的… - 该死…不行
天啊 你沉得跟死猪一样 God, you're like dead fucking weight.
- 我挪不动你 你能爬吗？ - 不能 我连翻身都做不到 - I can't move you. Can you crawl? - No, I can't even roll over.
- 真让人抓狂 - 给我几分钟缓缓 - This is crazy. - Just give me a few minutes.
- 我们不能再等了 - 那你就先走吧 - We don't have a few minutes. - Well, then go.
- 我自己想办法 - 我不能丢下你不管 - I'll figure something out. - I'm not gonna bail on you.
但我动不了啊 Well, I can't move.
- 我们得叫人帮忙了 - 不行… - We're gonna have to call someone. - No. No.
你动不了啊 You can't move!
- 该死 该死 - 拜托 库普 - Fuck! Fuck. - Come on, Coop.
- 我们得叫人了 - 废话 - We have to call someone. - No shit.
叫谁呢？ Who?
好了 这是怎么一回事？ Okay. What the fuck?
我等下再解释 能…求你先扶我起来吗？ I'll explain later. Can you… can you just please help me up?
你是要解释你为何 会跟尼克的管家一起躺在 You'll explain what you're doing on the floor of some random house
别人家的地板上？ with Nick's housekeeper?
我叫埃琳娜 Elena.
我知道你的名字 I know your name.
我的问题…这是谁的家？ Question… whose house is this?
- 是亨明斯家 - 你跟他们怎么认识的？ - The hemmings'. - And you know them how?
我们不认识 We don't.
“我们不认识”… "We don't." "We don't."
- “我们”？真的吗？“我们”？ - 拜托 我们能快点吗？ - "We"? Really? "We"? - Can we hurry this up, please?
- 我们得离开这里 - 让我先搞清楚 - We need to move. - Just so I'm clear,
如果我误会了这里的情况 我很抱歉 and I'm sorry if I've misread the situation here,
我们现在是擅闯民宅？ we are currently trespassing?
- 没错 - 那我们这么做的原因是？ - Correct. - And why would we be doing that?
好了 他们随时会回来 Okay. They're gonna be home any minute.
我们能之后再完成这个问答环节吗？ So can we finish up this q and a later?
问答环节？ Q and a?
这…真有意思 That's… that's funny.
她很幽默啊 真没想到 She's funny. Who knew?
巴尼 求你了 好吗？ Barney! Please?
好吧 Okay.
你扶他左边 我扶右边 数到三 You grab his left. I'll grab his right. On three.
- 一、二、三 - 二 - One, two, three. - Two.
你妹什么时候到家？ When does your sister get home?
她至少还要再演奏几个小时 She's gonna be playing for another couple hours at least.
好的 你有治这毛病的药吗？ Okay. Do you have pills for this?
有 在楼上的医药柜里 Yeah. Upstairs in the medicine cabinet.
有环苯扎林和羟考酮 拜托 两种都拿来 There's flexeril and Percocet. Please. Both of them.
好的 Yep.
所以你拒绝回到贝利拉塞尔上班 So instead of taking back your job at Bailey Russell,
做那份还没加上花红 年薪就已经七、八位数的工作 a job that would pay you seven or eight figures annually before bonus,
却和尼克的管家一起入室盗窃？ you're, robbing houses with Nick's housekeeper?
- 是埃琳娜 - 我知道她的名字 - Elena. - I know her name.
- 我猜你们俩是… - 什么？不 说什么呢？ - I take it you two are… - what? No. What?
对…因为那… Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because that…
会是这整个糟糕事里最不可思议的部分 That would be the crazy part in this whole fucked up scenario.
我知道这信息量让你难以消化 I know it's a lot to absorb.
我什么也不想消化 I'm not absorbing anything.
知道为什么吗？ You know why?
因为这根本完全没道理 Because it doesn't make any fucking sense.
如果这是性癖好之类的 那也还好 I mean, if this were some kind of sex kink thing, then fine.
不是说还好 但至少我能想得通 I mean, not fine, but at least I'd be able to wrap my brain around it.
但如果不是 那么…是什么？ 这到底是什么情况？ But if not that, then-then what? What is this?
是某种精心设计的 分三个阶段的中年危机？ Is this some sort of elaborate, three-stage midlife crisis?
就是 离婚还不够 You know, divorce wasn't enough.
丢了工作还不够 Losing your job wasn't enough.
被控谋杀还不够… Getting arrested for murder wasn't…
天啊 My god.
库普 保罗莱维特是你杀的？ Coop, did you kill Paul levitt?
不是 你在说什么？ No. What are you talking about?
我不知道自己在说什么 I don't know what I'm talking about!
我最好的朋友刚告诉我 他竟然成了郊区夜猫子窃贼 My best friend just told me he's some sort of suburban cat burglar.
你究竟如何脱手这些赃物？ 你有收赃的渠道？ I mean, how do you even move this stuff? Do you have a fence?
不 别说 No. You know… no.
别告诉我 我不想知道 Don't tell me. I don't wanna know.
慢着 Wait a minute.
库普 Coop.
那些揍你的人 Those guys who beat you up…
开车撞我的人 Who ran me over…
和这事有关？ That was connected to this?
我可是差点就没命了 I could've been fucking killed.
我没想到这事还没翻篇 I thought we had moved past this.
我还没想到你会是个窃贼呢 I thought you weren't a motherfucking thief.
真是松了口气 What a relief.
谢谢 Thank you.
- 怎么了？ - 没什么 我只是… - What? - Nothing. I just…
迫不及待想听听你们这段美好邂逅的故事 I just can't wait to hear this meet-cute story.
你对我有意见？ Do you have a problem with me?
我当然对你有意见 Of course I have a problem with you.
- 我对这一切都有意见 - 别冲我吼 - I have a problem with all of this! - Don't yell at me!
我没冲你吼 我是在你旁边吼 I'm not yelling at you! I'm yelling near you!
整个房间都是你的声音 You're filling the whole room with your fucking voice!
两位 够了 该死的 Guys! Enough! Goddamn it.
我得赶紧离开这地方 I got to get the fuck out of here.
巴尼 Barney.
- 巴尼 - 什么？ - Barney. - What?
谢谢你来救我 Thank you for coming to get me.
去你的 库普 Fuck you, Coop.
你去死吧 Fuck you very much.
该死 Fuck!
事情的发展其实比我想象中好多了 That actually went a lot better than I thought it was going to.
- 我知道 你不能… - 他们当时就像…是啊 - I know. You can't… - and they were like… yeah.
谢谢 Thanks.
给我们点时间 谢谢 Just give us a second. Thanks.
- 感觉他们要赶我们走了 - 我知道 - I feel like they're kicking us out. - I know.
看起来我们确实把这里清场了 We do seem to be closing the place down.
怎么了？ What?
我真的想不起来 I really can't remember the last time
上一次这么享受和人聊天是什么时候了 I enjoyed myself just talking to someone like this.
我今晚特别机智 I have been exceptionally witty tonight.
- 是吗？你管这叫机智？ - 是啊 我把毕生的幽默都拿出来了 - Really? Is that what it is? - Yeah. I brought my best material.
- 所以接下来你就越来越无趣了？ - 是的 差不多 - So it's all downhill from here? - Yeah, pretty much.
天啊 God.
当…一个人离婚的时候 When… when you get divorced,
我感觉这个人 会太专注于怎么结束婚姻这事上 I feel like you're so focused on the act of dissolving the marriage,
没去想过之后会出现的种种复杂情况 you don't think about the complications that are gonna come afterwards.
等情况真的出现了 就会被搞得措手不及 So when they finally do come, they kind of knock you on your ass.
所以情况很复杂？ So it's been complicated?
你可以这么说 是的 You could say that, yeah.
但你走出来了吗？ But you're over it?
努力中 I'm working on it.
那他呢？你放下他了吗？ What about him? Are you over him?
谁啊？ Who?
放下了 I am.
完全放下了 而且有过之无不及 Absolutely. And then some.
可你还是很矛盾？ So you're conflicted?
在我看来… Well, I mean, the way I see it…
如果我们当初能预先知道 Is if we had known in advance
离婚会带来这么多复杂问题 how complicated our divorces were gonna be,
情感上、财务上、各种事务上… emotionally, financially, fucking logistically…
我们可能都会放弃离婚 还留在那段糟糕的婚姻里 We'd all probably just give up and still be in our lousy marriages.
那我们现在又会在哪儿呢？ Then where would we be?
- 不会在这里 - 没错 - Not here. - Exactly.
那既然我们在这里了 我只是想知道… Well, given we are here, I'm just wondering…
接下来会发生什么？ What happens next?
- 等等… - 什么？怎么了？ - Wait, wait, wait. - What? What? What?
- 抱歉 - 不 没关系 没事 - I'm sorry. - No. It's okay. It's all right.
你没事吧？ You all right?
没事 抱歉 我只是…突然觉得不舒服 Yes. I'm sorry. I just… I suddenly don't feel well.
- 天啊 没关系…是… - 我的意思是… - God. It's okay. Is this… - I mean… something I did?
我做错了什么吗？ I promise I'm not blowing you off.
我保证 我不是不想要你 - Okay. - I was very much with the program.
- 好的 - 我刚才明明很投入的 - Okay. - Just… listen, hey, it's fine. It's fine.
- 好的 - 只是…
听着 嘿 没事…
我送你回家好吗？ Why don't I take you home?
我回来了 I'm home!
如果有人衣衫不整 或者正在亲热 So if anybody's in a state of undress or making out,
请现在采取适当措施 please take the appropriate measures now.
嘿 宝贝 Hi, baby.
嘿 妈 Hey, mom.
摩根呢？不是说今晚要一起玩吗？ Where's Morgan? I thought you were hanging out tonight?
没有啊 就我一个 No, it's just me.
- 嗨 - 他们吵架了 - Hi. - They got into a fight.
不 那不是吵架 No, it wasn't a fight.
听起来像是 It sounded like a fight.
那可真糟 Well, that stinks.
谁舍得跟这张脸吵架啊？ Who can fight with this face?
我觉得你可能有点偏心了 I think you might be slightly biased.
据摩根说 我是个混蛋 Well, according to Morgan, I'm an asshole.
我去宰了她 I will cut her.
你的约会怎么样？ How was your date?
我在考虑结束约会生活 I was thinking about hanging it up.
- 是吗？我也是 - 太好了 - Yeah? Me too. - Perfect.
你可以永远和我住在一起 You can live with me forever.
等我年老体弱的时候照顾我 Take care of me when I am old and infirm.
好吧 但我不会给你换尿布的 Okay. But I'm not gonna change your diapers.
行吧 Fair.
我们可以养一大群猫 We can have a ton of cats.
会很棒的 It'll be great.
当你需要他人帮忙才能下床时 Nothing made you more aware of being alone
你会格外清楚自己有多孤独 than when you needed help getting your ass out of bed.
我的背感觉已经好些了 也就是说 依然疼得要命 My back was already feeling better, which is to say, it hurt like hell.
尽管我很想把这一切都归咎于 去年挨的那顿打 And as much as I wanted to blame it all on that beating I took last year,
但残酷的真相是 我的背就是不好 the ugly truth was that I had a bad back,
膀胱也在萎缩 人到中年就是这么糟糕 and a shrinking bladder, and being middle-aged sucked.
新家很漂亮 The new place is beautiful.
恭喜 Congratulations.
谢谢 Thank you.
“空中豪华公寓” "A deluxe apartment in the sky."
你说什么？ I'm sorry?
是《杰斐逊一家》的… It's the jeffersons…
你记得吗？ You remember?
是一部电视剧 在我… It was a television show from when I was a…
你知道吗？算了 这… You know what? Never mind. It's…
格蕾丝很担心你 Grace is worried about you.
没什么好担心的 所以… Well, there's nothing to worry about, so…
如果真是这样 我们就不会在这里见面了 We wouldn't be here if that were true.
谁都会有不顺的一年 Well, anyone can have a bad year.
你的生意模式有缺陷 Your business model is flawed.
风险管理不当 太过依赖少数几个客户了 Your risk is not properly managed. You depend too much on too few clients.
其中一个客户一旦出了问题 你的收入就会受到重创 One of them has a bad year and it hits your bottom line too hard.
恕我直言 Respectfully,
财富管理的艺术 在于像选股票一样选择客户 the art of wealth management is choosing clients like stocks.
你会基于大量数据来做出理性的判断 You know, you make educated decisions based on a wide array of data points.
比如说 尼克布兰德 我最大的客户之一 For instance, Nick brandes, one of my largest clients,
他刚刚跟电视台签了一份重要的合同 he just signed a major broadcasting deal.
那如果他离开你呢？ And what happens if he leaves you?
或者被车撞了呢？ Or gets hit by a truck?
朴先生… Mr. Park... you rely too much on other people
你太依赖别人赚钱 making their money instead of you making your money yourself.
而不是自己去赚钱 I make my money…
我是通过…
提供高价值、专属的服务来赚钱 By providing a valuable and exclusive service.
我在各个金融领域都有人脉 I have relationships across every financial sector.
你努力的程度配不上你现在拥有的这些 You don't work hard enough for what you have.
说这话的人可是从父亲那里继承了生意 Says the man who inherited his business from his father.
而且我没有儿子来继承我的 And I have no sons to do the same.
- 我以为也许格蕾丝… - 她不想接手 - I thought maybe grace... - she doesn't want it.
她想接手… She wants it…
为了你 For you.
所以…你是…在给我一份工作做？ So… so you're… you're offering me a job?
你甚至都不喜欢我 You don't even like me.
这倒是 That's true.
那好吧 我会考虑的 Okay then. I'll think about it.
库普 你的背怎么样了？ How's that back, Coop?
康复中 谢谢 It's getting there. Thank you.
我推荐你去找我的理疗师奇摩 I'm gonna send you to my man kimo.
我膝盖手术后就是他给我做的理疗 He did physio for me after my knee surgery.
那哥们有一双神奇的手 Dude's got magic hands.
我刚打了酮咯酸 Well, I just got a toradol shot,
所以现在主要靠它撑着 so that's doing the majority of the heavy lifting right now.
好的 那也管用 Yeah, that works too.
的确 It does.
我几年前椎间盘突出过 你们还记得吗？ I had a bulging disc a few years ago. You guys remember that?
天啊 那次我可真是被折腾惨了 Man. I went down the whole rabbit hole on that one.
针灸、干细胞疗法 你们能想到的我都试了 Acupuncture, stem cell therapy, you name it.
当时以为我的高尔夫生涯要结束了 I thought my golfing days were over.
当我们不在谈论金融或体育 When we weren't talking about finance or sports
或者体育金融的时候 or the finance of sports,
我们把大量时间都花在 谈论那份越来越长的伤病清单上 we devoted a lot of time to our growing laundry list of injuries.
我们都不年轻了 We were men of a certain age,
或多或少都曾是运动健将 all former jocks in some capacity,
面对身体不可避免的衰退 confronting the inevitable decline of our bodies
正通过私人医生 through a combination of concierge doctors,
尖端药物、私人教练 以及没完没了的讨论来应对 cutting-edge pharmaceuticals, trainers, and talking it all to death.
这只是我们所属的另一个“俱乐部”罢了 It was just another club we all belonged to.
嘿 你们收到比斯比庄园 那个派对的邀请了吗？ Hey, you guys get invited to this party up at the, estate on bisbee?
收到了 Yeah.
那家伙是谁啊？ Who is this guy?
欧文艾希 Owen ashe.
听说他靠航运发了大财 Apparently he made a fortune on shipping.
房子是按要价买的 Paid asking on the house.
两千万元 全以现金支付 Twenty million. All cash.
- 天啊 - 天啊 - Jesus. - Wow.
新邻居要来了 Here comes the neighborhood.
天啊 他还为自己办个 “欢迎莅临本镇”派对？ Geez, and he's throwing himself a welcome-to-town party?
听起来像个讨人厌的家伙 Sounds like a douche.
不知道 I don't know.
感觉有点《了不起的盖茨比》的味道 可能会挺有趣的 It's like the great gatsby or something. Could be fun.
你知道那本书的结局吧？ You know how that book ended, right?
我听说 促成这单生意的 房产经纪是萨莱维特 Well, I heard it was, Sam levitt who made the sale.
是吗？ Yeah?
为她高兴 Good for her.
“为她高兴”？ "Good for her"?
她糟蹋了她丈夫的尸体 还栽赃你谋杀 She desecrated the corpse of her husband and framed you for murder.
是吗？谁还记得清？ Did she? Who can remember?
她卖掉比斯比庄园时 很清楚自己在做什么 Well, she knew what she was doing when she sold bisbee.
她大概能分到… She probably split, what,
跟卖方经纪分一百万美元的佣金？ a million dollars in commission with the listing agent?
天啊 她害得库普差点被判终身监禁 现在自己倒赚了六位数 God. She tries to send Coop away for life, now she's making six figures.
这就是美国 That's america for you.
没错 Yeah.
你们那家伙不是正努力 让美国再次伟大吗？ I thought your guy was trying to make it great again.
嘿…俱乐部里不谈政治 Hey, hey, hey. No politics at the club.
现在有这规矩了？ Is that a rule now?
（三双） We are witnessing a spectacular performance by the league's heir apparent.
我们正在见证联盟接班人的精彩表演 Dare I say, LeBron and Steph who?
恕我直言 勒布朗和斯蒂芬算老几？ Calm down, greeny.
冷静点 格林尼 - Please calm down. - Yeah, Mike. Come on, man.
- 请冷静点 - 是啊 迈克 拜托 哥们 Let's see him do what the king's been doing consistently for 20-plus years.
先看他能不能持续20多年 做到“国王”一直在做的事 I don't know. I've never seen him do a sombor shuffle.
不确定 我还没见他做过“松博尔鬼步” Okay. Then how about play defense like my guy, kawhi?
好吧 那么防守能像 我那哥们科怀一样吗？ That's your guy now?
他成你哥们了？ Yeah, that's my guy. We're both spurs legends
是啊 他是我哥们 我们都是热刺传奇人物 - with the hardware to prove it. - Since when do you watch sports?
- 有总冠军戒指为证 - 你什么时候开始看体育了？ It's Nick's second week on air. I'm just checking in.
这是尼克上节目的第二周 我只是关注一下
我们来算算这笔账 Let's do the math on this thing.
- 别忘了进位 - 不 不许你看 - Don't forget to carry the one. - No, you're not.
- 他们只重叠打了一个赛季 - 对 不看 - It was one season of overlap. - No, I'm not.
有什么问题吗？ Something wrong?
没问题 继续做你正在做的事 Nothing. Just keep doing what you're doing.
下面没什么动静 There's nothing really going on down there.
好的 Okay.
天啊 Jesus.
好吧 没关系 巴尼 Okay, it's okay, Barney.
嘿…怎么了？ Hey. Hey, what is it?
跟我说说啊 Talk to me.
需要我换个方式吗？ Do you need me to do something different?
是的 还真需要 Yes, actually.
我希望你不要再安排 我和你父亲见面了 好吗？ I want you to not set up meetings with your father, okay?
老是看到他那张得意、居高临下的嘴脸 I keep seeing his smug, condescending face.
这让我很难跟他女儿做爱 It makes it hard to have sex with his daughter.
我只是想帮帮你 I was just trying to help.
还有 既然你问了 对蛋蛋的力度轻点 好吗？ And since you asked, less pressure on the balls, okay?
那地方稍微用点力就很要命 A little goes a long way down there.
该死的 Goddamn it.
我记得 I remember.
我记得 别担心… I remember don't worry, worry
我怎么可能忘记？ how could I ever forget?
那可是第一次 It was the first time
也是我们最后一次相见 the last time that we ever met
我知道为什么你一直保持沉默 and I know the reason why you keep this silence up
沉默… up, up no, you don't fool me
不 你骗不了我 'cause the hurt doesn't show but the pain still grows
因为伤害虽无形 但痛苦仍在加剧 it's no stranger to you and me.
对你我而言 这伤痛并不陌生
我最近感觉有点不对劲 但当他想 就是… I'd been feeling a little bit off, but then when he tried to, you know…
- 是的？ - 进入的时候 - Yeah? - Get in there.
那时候我就知道了 That's when I knew.
更年期 Menopause.
对 Yeah.
把这个放你包里 Keep this in your purse.
尤其是你还打算继续 跟陌生人在车里乱搞的话 Especially if you're gonna keep hooking up with random guys in cars.
我不明白 你就随身带着润滑剂？ I don't understand. You just carry lube around with you?
是啊 得有备无患呀 Yeah, you gotta be prepared.
而且因为我在服药 那里就… And on my meds, it's just…
变得比死谷还要干 It makes it, like, drier than death valley down there.
虽然我很想听你多讲讲这方面的事 As much as I'd like to hear more about that,
但我发短信给你是因为 梅菲尔德的一位音乐老师 I texted you because one of the music teachers from Mayfield
获得了一份巡演工作 所以没法教完这学期就得离开了 got a touring gig and is leaving for the rest of the semester,
他们需要找个人顶替 and they need a replacement.
我不是音乐老师 I'm not a teacher.
是啊 你是专业音乐人 这更理想 Yeah, you're a professional musician, which is even better.
不 我不知道 No, I don't know.
因为在我状态最好的时候 就感觉… 'Cause on my best day, it's like…
你不一定会觉得我适合在梅菲尔德教音乐 You wouldn't necessarily call me Mayfield material.
但这没什么不好 因为 恶心 And that is not a bad thing. 'Cause ew.
你说过你想要更加独立 You said you wanted more independence.
作为一位心理医生 我认为… Speaking as a therapist... an unemployed therapist.
一个失业的心理医生 - By choice. - Really?
- 是我自己不干的 - 真的吗？ I'm actually writing a book.
我其实在写一本书
关于什么的？ What's it about?
不 别转移话题 No, don't try to do that.
我们现在是在说你 说要独立 这需要自信 We're talking about you and independence, which requires confidence.
而自信来自于行动 And confidence comes from activation.
你非常棒 你坚持服药 You're doing so great. You're staying on your meds,
你情绪稳定 你坚持去上班 you're regulated, you're showing up to work.
你不觉得自己准备好迎接新挑战了吗？ Don't you think you're ready for a new challenge?
再说了 以你在这里的工资 Besides, you're never gonna get your own place
想拥有自己的住处根本做不到 based on what they pay you here.
我以为可以直接嫁个有钱人 就像其他人那样 Well, I thought I would just marry rich, you know, like everyone else does.
是啊 这主意可好太多了 Yeah, that's a much better idea.
帮我个忙 别跟库普 提我进入围绝经期的事 Just do me a favor and don't mention the perimenopause thing to Coop.
这没什么好羞愧的 It's nothing to be ashamed of.
对 我知道 No, I know.
我只是觉得 I just feel like.
我在变老 而他却… I'm getting older and he's just
越来越帅 getting better and better looking.
喂 巴尼 我是库普 又是我 Hey, Barney. It's Coop. Again.
还以为能在俱乐部碰到你 但没见到 Thought maybe I'd run into you at the club, but no dice.
给我回个电话 我们得谈谈 Give me a call. We should probably talk.
是的 听起来很不错 Yes, that sounds great.
对 我只是想确认一下 Yeah, and I just wanna make sure
你知道我没任何正式的教学经验 对吧？ you're aware that I have no formal teaching experience.
你知道？那太好了 You have? That's nice.
是的 我一周在那里表演四晚 Yeah, I play there four nights a week.
好的 太好了 Yeah, great.
是的 我会去的 Yes, I will be there.
好的 再见 Okay. Bye.
你刚在谈什么事啊？ What was all that about?
在谈关于我去当音乐老师的事 That was about me being a music teacher.
教吉他？ Guitar lessons?
不是 梅菲尔德正在找 一位代课老师 教到年底 No. They're looking for an interim teacher at Mayfield till the end of the year.
梅菲尔德？你从来没教过课 Mayfield? You've never taught before.
我也是这么说的 That's what I said.
但梅尔已经去找了校长 But Mel already went to the head of school,
据说她在拍子啤酒店看过我表演 所以… and apparently she's seen me perform at the tap, so…
我得到了一个面试机会 I got an interview.
天啊 太棒了 Wow, that's great.
你穿得很漂亮 要去哪儿？佳人有约？ You look nice. Where you going? Got a hot date?
不是 是去参加派对 No. Party.
有我认识的人吗？ Anyone I know?
没有 事实上 我谁也不认识 你想来吗？ No. In fact, no one I know. Do you wanna come?
我能穿这身去吗？ Can I wear this?
- 不能 - 那就不去了 - No. - Then no.
- 你确定？ - 是的 坚决不去 - Are you sure? - Yes. Hard pass.
我们其中一个会后悔的 One of us is gonna regret it.
应该是你 Well, probably you.
不 应该会是你 No, it's probably gonna be you.
不 会是你 Well, no, it's gonna be you.
多半是你 再见了 Mostly you. Bye.
再见 Bye!
会是你 It's gonna be you.
这房子太棒了 This place is incredible.
各种对比搭配得很用心 I mean, the juxtapositions are really thoughtful.
石膏、地板、固定装置 全是原始的石砌结构 The plaster, the flooring, the fixtures, it's all the original masonry.
你好吗？你好… How you doing? Hi, hi, hi.
有人见过今晚的主人吗？ So has anyone seen our host for the evening?
迫不及待想认识他了 Dying to meet him.
他一定又秃又丑 He's gonna be bald and ugly.
你见过他了？ You saw him?
没有 但他肯定是在为某个短板找补 No, but he's gotta be compensating for something.
是啊 钱太多了 Yeah, having too much money.
梅尔 托丽收到普林斯顿的录取通知了？ Mel, has Tori heard from Princeton yet?
- 就这几天了 - 这一定很让人紧张 - Any day now. - That must be so nerve-wracking.
你根本无法想象 You have no idea.
朱尔斯 那切尔西呢？ What about Chelsea, Jules?
切尔西申请了杜克大学的提早录取 Chelsea went with early decision at Duke.
这不是我和布拉德会选的大学 It's not what Brad and I would've chosen,
但他们有很出色的网球队 而这是切尔西想要的 but they have a great tennis team, and it's what Chelsea wanted.
那很好 That's good.
- 等等 是他吗？ - 很高兴认识你们 玩得开心 - Wait, is that him? - Lovely to meet you. Enjoy yourselves.
- 酒尽情喝 - 哇 谢谢 - Plenty of bars. - Wow. Thank you.
- 嗨 你们好吗？ - 就是他 - Hey. How's it going? - That's him.
你说对了 苏儿 他真的很丑 对吧？ You were right, suze. He's really ugly, isn't he?
就算他在床上吃饼干 我也不会把他踢下床 I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers.
在我的床上 他吃的可不是饼干 That's not what he'd be eating in my bed.
是啊 说得好 Yeah, get it.
他的老二肯定很小 I bet he has a very small dick.
绝对是 Absolutely.
女士们 欢迎你们… Ladies! Welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome.
我是欧文艾希 朋友们都叫我艾希 谢谢你们赏脸出席 Owen ashe. My friends just call me ashe. Thank you for coming.
你的房子太让人惊艳了 Your house is stunning.
谢谢 Thank you.
必须的 才能弥补我老二很小的不足 It has to be to compensate for my very small dick.
对吧？ Right?
糟糕 Oops.
那是… - That was… - sorry. - Yeah, that's… no worries.
- 不好意思 - 是的 这…没事
- 好的 - 好的…怎么称呼？ Okay, okay. What's your name?
- 凯特雷斯尼克 - 凯特 很高兴认识你 - Kat resnick. - Kat, very nice to meet you.
失陪一下 请各位自便 玩得开心点 Excuse me. Enjoy yourselves, please.
我非常期待能认识大家 I'm really looking forward to getting to know all of you.
萨 你来了 Sam! You made it.
这房子真漂亮 The place looks great.
你怎么这么快就搞定这一切？ How did you do all this so fast?
我怎么搞定这一切？我有团队 How did I do all this? I have a team.
- 毋庸置疑 - 来吧 给你拿杯喝的 - Of course you do. - Come on, let's get you a drink.
谢谢 我只是想过来恭喜你 Thanks, but I just wanted to stop by and congratulate you.
我不打算久留 I'm not staying.
什么？怎么能不久留？你当然得留下 What? What do you mean you're not staying? Of course you're staying.
你可是我在这里唯一的朋友 You're my only friend in westmont village.
你不能让我独自面对这些人啊 来吧 You can't leave me with all these people. Come on.
这些人会喜欢你的 但我今晚实在没心情 These people will love you, but I just don't have it in me
去应付那些轻蔑刻薄女子的冷眼 to deal with all the withering mean girl stares tonight.
她们不喜欢你 They don't love you.
我跟某些人的关系已经彻底破裂了 I burned some Bridges.
那听听我这个已经把关系破裂 提升至一门艺术的人怎么说吧 Well, take it from someone who's elevated bridge burning to an art form,
关系总有别的办法被修复的 there's always another way across.
- 来吧 就喝一杯 - 不 是的 我还是走吧 - Come on, one drink. - No. Yeah, I'm gonna go.
你确定？ Are you sure?
不确定 No.
- 当心车门 - 谢谢 - Door. - Thank you.
- 天啊 抱歉 - 抱歉 - God. Sorry. - Sorry.
嗨 Hi.
别担心 我要走了 Don't worry, I'm leaving.
我没担心 I wasn't worried.
那我就放心了 Imagine my relief.
（信幸）
你还没说和我爸见面的事呢 You haven't said anything about the meeting with my father.
这男人完全掩饰不住自己的失望 The man just cannot hide his disappointment.
对你失望？ In you?
是对你 因为你嫁给了我 In you. For marrying me.
不 他那张脸天生就那样 No, that's just his face.
他说了什么具体的事吗？ Did he get into any specifics?
你为什么这么坚持这件事？ Why are you pushing this so hard?
没原因… No reason. No reason.
但 另外… But also…
有个与这事毫无关系的消息 我怀孕了 In completely unrelated news, I'm pregnant.
你… You…
你确定是… Are you sure it's…
是我的 对吧？我… It's mine, right? I…
这胎… Does it…
感觉是儿子？ Does it feel like a boy?
快带我离这鱼远点 Get me the fuck away from this fish.
- 我受不了… - 好的 - I can't, I can't. - Okay.
嗨 Hey.
- 嗨 各位 - 你觉得那是什么？ - Hi, guys. - You think that what?
我能跟她单独说两句吗？ Can I borrow her for a second?
- 抱歉 是的 就… - 糟了 - Sorry. Yeah, just… - good luck. - Hi.
- 祝你好运 - 嗨 Question…
有个问题…
关于去梅菲尔德教课的事 你为何没跟我说？ Why didn't you tell me about this teaching thing at Mayfield?
你又不是音乐家 You're not a musician.
艾莉应付不了那样的日程安排 Ali is not good with that kind of schedule.
你怎么知道？ How do you know?
她最近状态非常好 不是吗？ She's been doing great, hasn't she?
是的 而我希望她继续保持这种状态 Yes, and I would like her to keep doing great.
她不是小孩子了 库普 She's not a child, Coop.
她是个40岁的女人 想过自己的人生 She's a 40-year-old woman who'd like to do something with her life.
她会搞砸的 She's gonna screw this up.
也许吧 但也许你得让她去尝试 Maybe. And maybe you have to let her.
你应该先跟我商量 You should've come to me first.
别再把她当你的孩子来管了 Stop trying to parent her.
当她的哥哥就行了 Just be her brother.
谢谢你这番完全没必要的建议 Thank you for that completely unsolicited piece of advice.
天啊 Jesus.
好吧 天啊 Okay. Wow.
她看起来很友好 Well, she seemed delightful.
除了对我以外 To everyone else but me.
你就是欧文艾希吧？ Owen ashe, I presume.
- 请叫我艾希 - 天啊 很高兴认识… - Ashe, please. - Wow, nice to meet…
安德鲁库柏 叫我库普 Andrew Cooper. Coop.
你是库普 久仰大名 Coop. Your reputation precedes you.
天啊 这大概是我命里该承受的吧 Wow. Well, I suppose that's my cross to bear.
该承受的？嘿 听我说 Cross to bear? Hey, take it from me,
正是那些经历 那些考验你 it's those experiences, the ones that challenge you,
逼迫你 以及…让你感到屈辱的时刻 and threaten you, and… humiliate you
最终让你的人生变得不虚此行 that ultimately make your life worth living.
否则我们都会用药物 把自己麻痹得陷入无聊虚无 Otherwise we'd all medicate ourselves into bored oblivion
直到再也找不到理由 让麻木的躯体从床上爬起来 until there's no reason to get our catatonic asses out of bed anymore.
嘿 你可是被控过谋杀 Hey, you were arrested for murder.
有多少人能这么说？ I mean, how many people can claim that?
- 大多数杀人犯都能 - 也是 - Most murderers. - Right.
对了 是否有位艾希太太 让我向她道谢一下呢？ So is there a Mrs. Ashe I should be saying thank you to?
没有… No. No.
离婚了？ Divorced?
丧偶 Widowed.
天啊 非常遗憾 Jesus. I'm so sorry.
- 不 谢谢… - 天啊… - No. Thank you, thank you. - God…
已经八年了 我没有一天不想念她 It's been eight years and I miss her every day.
但我跟你说 是这个女人 教会了我如何生活 But I'll tell you something, that woman, she taught me how to live.
对了…你是从事哪一行的？ Well, what is it you do for a living?
我做进出口 货运整合 I'm in import/export. Freight consolidation.
你呢？我猜你是做金融方面吧 What about you? I assume you're in some kind of finance.
对 我经营一个小的家族办公室 Yeah. I run a small family office.
回答得很笼统 That's suitably vague.
就像“进出口”一样 Kind of like import/export.
嘿 你的杯子空了 这可不行 Hey, you're empty. We can't have that.
麻烦来两杯威士忌？要上等的 Can we get two whiskeys here, please? Good stuff.
谢谢… Thank you, thank you.
这表情我见过 I've seen that look.
- 你见过？你也有一个？ - 对 我也有一个 - You have? So you got one? - Yeah. I got one of those.
- 是啊 很难搞 - 至少现在没以后糟 - Yeah, that's a tough one. - At least it gets worse.
还真让人期待啊 Something to look forward to.
你得让我小激动一下 我以前超爱看你打球 You gotta let me geek out for a second. I used to love watching you play.
- 你的姿势…听着… - 不 - Your form… listen… - no.
每一个姿态 每一个动作 你的投篮简直美到极致 …every line, every movement, your shot was a fucking thing of beauty.
- 谢了 兄弟 感激 - 确实如此 - Thanks, man. I appreciate it. - It was.
对了 我是你健身室的会员了 And I joined your gym, by the way.
你那儿搞得真不错 我超爱那种氛围 整体体验很赞 You got a great thing going on there. I love the vibe. It's a great package.
打算开更多分店吗？ Are you opening more?
我们刚刚敲定了两家新店的融资 We just closed on the financing for two new locations.
两家新店？你得更有野心才是 Two new locations? You gotta be thinking bigger than that.
听着 如果不介意我多嘴 你现在风头正劲 Look, if you don't mind me saying, you're having a moment right now.
你是受人爱戴的运动员 也上了电视 You're a beloved athlete. You're on television.
我看了新节目《品牌之外》 简直太棒了 你会大火的 I saw the new segment, "off brandes." It's fucking great. You're gonna blow up.
至于健身室方面 别靠银行了 As for the gym, I mean, fuck the banks.
没必要去应付那些烂条款 我愿意投资你 You don't wanna have to deal with those shitty covenants. I'd invest in you.
投资你的品牌 我们明年 就能开40家超强健身室 In your brand. We could be opening 40 strong-ass gyms by next year.
后年就能开到250家 I'll get you up to 250 the year after that.
- 天啊 - 是的 - Shit. - Yeah.
- 怎么？步伐太快了？ - 有一点 - What, am I going too fast? - A little bit.
- 没事 - 好的… - It's okay. - Okay, okay.
我一激动就失控 容易兴奋 I get carried away. I get excited.
- 你得阻止我 听着 - 不过我支持这想法 我喜欢 - You're gonna have to stop me. Listen. - I'm here for it, though. I like it.
我知道这事该怎么运作 我有资源 I know how to do this. I have the resources.
若你想进军全国市场 随时给我打电话 If you wanna go national, just give me a call.
我很乐意参与 I'd love to get involved.
嘿 兄弟 对于新商机 我随时欢迎 Hey, man, I'm always open to a new business opportunity.
我知道 去看看我的洗手间 I know it. Go check out my bathrooms.
我这房子有15个马桶 全是你的Luxos MT系列 I got 15 toilets in this place, and they're all your luxos mts.
- 够了 - 每一个都是 - Stop it. - Every one of them.
嘿 真是深得我心啊 Hey, a man after my own heart.
其实还正是时候 因为 内急了 That's great timing actually because, nature's calling.
为更多超棒健身室干杯 To more strong-ass gyms.
为更多干杯 无数家 不止两家 To more. Many more. More than two.
- 来吧…大干一场 - 是的… - Come on, come on. Go big. - Yeah.
我要大干一场 I'm going big.
- 我们还没正式自我介绍 - 嗨 - We haven't officially met. - Hey.
我是巴尼崔 负责管理尼克的资产 Barney choi, I manage Nick's money,
也管理这里其他几位高净值人士的资产 as well as a handful of other high net worth people out here.
你若有任何需要 我很乐意效劳 Happy to help with anything you might need.
嘿 太好了 这儿总是有 “一站式购物” 我喜欢 Hey, great. Always one-stop shopping around here. I love it.
巴尼 对吧？ Barney, is it?
是的 给我点时间熟悉一下环境 Yeah, well, give me a little time to get my bearings,
然后我们俩应该一起吃个饭 and you and I should have dinner.
我一直在寻找新的投资机会 I've been looking for some new opportunities.
- 找我准没错 - 太好了 - I'm your man. - Great.
来吧… Go ahead go ahead go ahead go rock back
来吧 摇滚起来 get that go ahead go ahead, now baby, go ahead
加油 来吧
来吧 宝贝 来吧 you got it you got it go ahead that's it
你能行…
来吧 就是这样 you got it go ahead
你能行 来吧
来吧… go ahead go ahead
对 与她共舞 尽情摇摆 right gotta dance with her ass out
前后摆动 现在 from the front to the back, now
左右摇摆 现在 from the side to the side, now
再到另一边 摇摆吧 to the other side rock now
转眼间 气喘吁吁 out of breath real quick now.
嘿 丽莎今晚怎么没来？ Hey. Where's Lisa tonight?
她正在米兰或巴黎自拍呢 或者… You know, she's taking selfies in Milan, or Paris, or…
还没回来？ Still?
是啊 才发现时装周其实不止一周 Yeah. Turns out fashion week is not actually a week.
嘿 亲爱的 能再给我拿杯鸡尾酒吗？ Hey, sweetheart, can you please get me another cocktail?
也许我们该回家了 Or maybe it's time we called it a night.
戈迪 你去给我拿杯酒来 Gordy, you get me another drink.
我可不想掺和 I'm not getting involved.
好吧 我自己去拿 Fine. I will get it myself.
黛安娜 别这样 Diane, come on.
- 好了 不要… - 我送你回家 - Okay. No. No! - Let's get you home.
黛安娜… Diane...
每一场社交晚会 总有那么一刻 There comes a moment at every soiree
该由主人来决定 今晚是结束了… when it falls upon the host to decide if the night has ended…
还是才刚刚开始 Or if it's just beginning.
大家都下水吧 Everybody in!
耶 Yeah!
把音乐调大声 Turn up the music!
这是怎么了？ What is going on?
还以为我们在吵架呢 Thought we were fighting.
我们没吵架 We're not fighting.
但如果我们是在吵架 你就会… But if we were fighting, you would…
- 别 库普… - 输 - No, Coop. No, Coop. - …You would lose.
- 不要… - 要 - No! No! - Yes.
- 库普 你会… - 拜拜 - Coop, you're gonna... - bye.
你一直在躲着我 You've been avoiding me.
太多事需要消化 It was a lot to process.
是的 Yeah.
你为什么不回贝利上班？ Why didn't you take your job at Bailey back?
说实话 我也不太清楚原因 The truth is, I don't really know.
我…接受了那个职位 I… I accepted the offer,
而且我相当确定自己当时是真心接受 and I'm pretty sure I meant it when I said it.
但当我走出那座大楼时 我内心发生了某些变化 But something happened to me when I walked outta that building.
我当时在想 如果我接受了那个职位 I just thought that if I took that offer,
那么一切又会变回原来的样子 then everything would go right back to the way it was.
我也会变回原来的样子 That I would go right back to the way I was.
而你不喜欢原来的样子？ And you didn't like the way it was?
我以为我喜欢 I thought I did.
结果发现并非如此 Turns out I didn't.
你说的这些听起来很有存在主义 Well, this all sounds very existential.
我搞不清这是有深度 I don't know if it's profound
或者你只是在自己骗自己 or you're just swallowing your own bullshit,
但不管怎样 but either way…
我想参与 I want in.
什么？为什么？ What? Why?
因为去我的岳父 'Cause fuck my father-in-law.
好的 Okay.
格蕾丝怀孕了 Grace is pregnant.
- 天啊 - 是啊 - Wow. - Yeah.
恭喜你 Congratulations.
让巴尼参与是个糟糕的主意 Barney getting involved was a terrible idea.
但那晚 我们全身湿漉漉地坐着 But that night, as we sat in our drenched clothing,
一边开心地沉醉于陌生人的高档美酒中 happily wasted on a stranger's top-shelf booze,
一边看着我们的朋友和邻居们狂欢 watching our friends and neighbors party
仿佛他们生活在弗斯科特菲茨杰拉德 笔下的疯狂梦境里 like they were living in an f. Scott Fitzgerald fever dream.
许久以来第一次 感觉未来似乎充满希望 For the first time in a while, the future seemed, well, promising.
也许是止痛药和酒精的混合作用 And maybe it was the painkillers mixing with the booze,
又或者纯粹是愚蠢 or maybe it was sheer stupidity,
但在那一刻 我醉得足以相信这一点 but in that moment, I was just drunk enough to believe it.
字幕翻译：萧碧霞