[欢快的旋律演奏] [upbeat melody plays]
早上好，好汉堡。[笑] Good morning, Good Burger. [chuckles]
早上,厨房。 Morning, kitchen.
早上好，好奶昔。 Good morning, Good Shake.
早上好，我。 Good morning, me.
[笑] [chuckles]
早上好，爱德。[笑] Morning, Ed. [laughs]
大家加油! Come on, everybody!
这是美好的一天的美好的一天 ♪ It's a great day for a good day ♪
总比“还好”要好♬ ♪ It's gonna be better than okay ♪
[汉堡]♬比巧克力蛋奶酥更甜♬ [burgers] ♪ Sweeter than a chocolate soufflé ♪
♬这样的日子会让你说♬ ♪ The kind of day that makes you say ♪
[所有]♬万岁♬ [all] ♪ Hooray ♪
让我们分手吧，嘿 ♪ Let's par-tay, hey ♪
♬就像今天是星期五，耶!♪我> < / ♪ Like it's Friday, yay! ♪
[all] ♬让我们摊开酱汁吧♬ [all] ♪ Let's spread out the sauce ♪
让你疯狂起来 ♪ And get cra-zay ♪
因为这是美好的一天因为这是美好的一天 ♪ 'Cause it's a great day for a good day ♪
今天♬ ♪ Today ♪
- [Ed笑]- [man] 你好? - [Ed chuckles] - [man] Hello?
[男子清喉咙] [man clears throat]
<我>你好? Hello?
你好!你好!先生! Hello! Hello! Sir!
——嗯?嗯?——你好!嗨！ - Hmm? Huh? - Hello! Hi!
- [Ed]你好。[咕噜声]-你好。 - [Ed] Hello. [grunts] - Hello.
我已经试着叫醒你20分钟了。 I've been trying to wake you for 20 minutes.
我可以点些食物吗?——确定。 - Can I order some food? - Sure.
哦。啊! Uh-oh. Aah!
- [Ed叹气，咯咯笑]-[喃喃自语]我不知道。 - [Ed sighs, chuckles] - [mumbles] I don't know.
(叹气)欢迎来到好汉堡，好汉堡之家。 [sighs] Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger.
您要点菜吗? Can I take your order?
[笑] [chuckles]
♬我是一个男人，他是一个男人♬ ♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
♬她是个男人，因为我们都是男人♬ ♪ She's a dude, 'cause we're all dudes ♪
好的，你可以的，德克斯。来吧。 [Dex] All right, you got this, Dex. Come on.
你的整个人生都靠这个了。 Your entire life is riding on this.
如果你成功了，你就会成为 If you nail this presentation, you're gonna become
比你想象的还要成功。 more successful than you could've ever imagined.
你能做到的。但如果进展不顺利怎么办? You can do this. But what if it doesn't go well?
必须这样，否则你的生活就完了! It has to, or your life is finished!
——完成了!没有b计划，生活结束了!-[敲门] - Done! No plan B. Life over! - [knocks on door]
嘿,敏捷。时间差不多了。你准备好了吗? Hey, Dex. It's almost time. Are you ready?
你知道的。 You know it.
我们去我家吧。 Let's go to my house.
我不是那个意思。 I didn't mean it like that.
我在那里有一个演讲。 I have a presentation there.
是的，不，我知道。我帮忙组织的。 Yeah, no, I know. I-I helped organize it.
——没错。是的。——好的。 - Exactly. Yeah. - Okay.
(人们鼓掌) [people applauding]
-[对麦克风的反馈]-你好，幸运的投资者。 - [feedback over microphone] - Hello, lucky investors.
谁准备好变得更富有了? Who's ready to get richer?
-(大家欢呼)耶!——[Dex笑] - [all cheering] Yeah! - [Dex laughs]
人们告诉我这需要10年 People told me it would take 10 years
让我的想法变成现实。 for my idea to turn into a reality.
但我们在这里，展示了一个完成的原型 But here we are, unveiling a finished prototype
不到三个月! less than three months later!
去死吧，科学家们! Suck it, scientists!
-[众人大笑]-[男子叫喊] - [all laughing] - [man whoops]
女士们先生们，我向你们献上《不再燃烧》 Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Burn No More!
[播放扬声器]♬我想启动它♬ [playing over speaker] ♪ I wanna fire it up ♪
-♬Yeah♬-♬Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh♬ - ♪ Yeah ♪ - ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
-♬Yeah♬ -[都笑了] - ♪ Yeah ♪ - [all laughing]
-♬你知道我来做什么 - [Dex]是的。 - ♪ You know what I came to do ♪ - [Dex] That's right.
这些水箱里的专利配方 The patented Burn No More formula in these tanks
将渲染任何物体完全不燃。 will render any object completely unburnable.
我很有信心会成功的 I'm so confident it will work,
我要在我自己的房子里演示一下。 I'm going to demonstrate on my very own house.
-[人群惊呼]-听起来很疯狂，对吧? - [crowd gasps] - Sounds crazy, right?
你知道吗? And you know what?
为了让它更有趣， To make it more interesting,
让我们在我家放烟花吧! let's put fireworks in my house!
在我家放一束烟花!这是正确的。 Put a bunch of fireworks in my house! That's right.
“不再燃烧”计划会让消防员失业 Burn No More is going to put firefighters out of business
——永远。-不再生火了?游手好闲的人。 - forever. - No more fires? Bummer.
各位，准备好了吗? Folks, are we ready?
-是啊!-我们开始吧! - [all] Yeah! - Let's do this!
火了! Fire away!
-(人群倒吸一口冷气)-看到了吗? - [crowd gasping] - You see that?
你看到这房子是如何抵挡住灼热的火焰了吗? You see how the house is resisting the scorching flames?
-我的天啊!-“哦，我的上帝”是对的! - Oh, my God! -"Oh, my God" is right!
-难以置信。——[人群叫嚷] - It's unbelievable. - [crowd clamoring]
你闻到了吗?这就是成功的味道! You smell that? That's the smell of success!
(嗅)实际上…… [sniffing] Actually...
闻起来有点像 kind of smells like--
——火!- ♬Stop, drop, and roll♬ - Fire! - ♪ Stop, drop, and roll ♪
-♬Stop, drop, and roll♬ - [Dex] Oh, no! - ♪ Stop, drop, and roll ♪ - [Dex] Oh, no!
我的房子着火了! My house is on fire!
看啊，现在这个假家庭正在融化。 Oh, look it-- And now the fake family is melting.
天啊，这太可怕了! Oh, man, this is terrible!
-我该——?哦!-[烟花爆炸] - What do I--? Oh! - [fireworks exploding]
哦!烟花! Oh! Fireworks!
我的生活完了! My life is over!
(警笛哀号) [siren wailing]
别再生火了，伙计? No more fires, huh, bud?
[不祥的主题剧] [ominous theme plays]
你欠我的。 You owe me.
你把我的钱弄丢了。 You lost my money.
我现在一无所有。 I have nothing now.
除了篮球队， Except for a basketball team,
三架飞机，一个电视节目。 three jets, a TV show.
哦，我有一个新的人工智能项目，马克人工智能—— Oh, and I got this new AI project, Mark AI--
不要紧。 Never mind.
-你欠我的。-如果你能给我 - You owe me. - If you could give me
再给你两秒钟 two more seconds of your time--
回来吧，马克。大家一起说 Come on back, Mark. Let's talk.
-[叹气]-嘿，德克斯 - [sighs] - Hey, Dex.
很好，做得很好。 Good-good job with the presentation.
-是的，谢谢。-精力充沛。 - Yeah, thanks. - Lot of energy.
-是啊，对吧?-是的。 - Yeah, it was, right? - Yeah.
我觉得我不再需要助理了。 I don't think I'm going to need an assistant anymore.
-我觉得你也不会。-回头见吧。 - I don't think you will either. - I'll see you around, I guess.
也许吧。 Maybe.
可能不会。 Probably not.
再见,敏捷。 Bye, Dex.
《Just Can’t Win》由Lee Fields & The Expressions演唱 ["Just Can't Win" by Lee Fields & The Expressions playing]
(叹息) [sighs]
♬你一直在努力，你一直在努力♬ ♪ You keep trying, you keep trying ♪
但你就是赢不了♬ ♪ But you just can't win ♪
♬但你就是赢不了…♪我> < / ♪ But you just can't win... ♪
- [电话上的人]喂? -嘿，是的。 - [man on phone] Hello? - Hey, yeah.
我想进我的办公室。我的钥匙坏了。 I'm trying to get into my office. My key's not working.
-抱歉，你被驱逐了。 -已驱逐? - Sorry, you've been evicted. - Evicted?
投资者撤资了。 The investors pulled the plug on the money.
——好的。-我希望你能找到 - Okay. - I hope you can find
可以帮助你的人。 somebody who can help you out.
明白了。谢谢你！ Got it. Thank you.
-♬但你一直在努力♬ -[沉重的叹息] - ♪ But you keep on trying ♪ - [sighs heavily]
你可能会赢 ♪ And you might just win ♪
-[吮吸牙齿]-[电话铃声] - [sucks teeth] - [line ringing]
-[女人]哦，嘿，兄弟! -嘿，姐姐! - [woman] Oh, hey, brother! - Hey, sis!
<我>——没有。 -喂? - No. - Hello?
-[在线拨号音]-喂?(嘲笑) - [dial tone on line] - Hello? [scoffs]
我想我应该预料到的。 Guess I should've expected that.
(叹气)我能打给谁? [sighs] Who can I call?
(叹息) [sighs]
[戏剧主题剧] [dramatic theme plays]
嘿，老兄! [Ed] Hey, dude!
你在想我吗?我打赌你是! Are you thinking of me? I bet you are!
因为我是那个给你溜溜球的人。 'Cause I'm the one that gave you the yo-yo.
伙计，如果你需要一个地方住， Dude, if you need a place to stay,
你的老朋友Ed永远在你身边。 your old pal Ed is always there for you.
- [Ed胡言乱语]-不。 - [Ed speaking gibberish] - Hell no.
[吹覆盆子，笑] [blows raspberry, laughing]
血血，血血，血血，给我打电话! Bloobity, bloopity, bloopity, call me!
[朱尔斯演奏的《成功》] ["Made It" by Jules playing]
[巴士门关闭] [bus doors close]
♬绊倒了，摔在我的脸上♬ ♪ Tripped up, fell on my face ♪
回到洛杉矶 ♪ That led back to LA ♪
♬把我的脚放回人行道上♬ ♪ Put my feet back on the pavement ♪
♬在我成功的那一刻，你会支持我的♬ ♪ Gonna hold me up the second I make it ♪
♬Make it♬ ♪ Make it ♪
♬噢，伙计，我所有的梦想都破灭了♬ ♪ Oh, man, all my dreams fell apart ♪
♬我又回到了起点，没有走太远，耶♬ ♪ I'm back at the start, didn't make it too far, yeah ♪
(汽车爆胎) [car backfiring]
[Ed] ♬他是一个男人，她是一个男人♬ [Ed] ♪ He's a dude, she's a dude ♪
因为我们都是男人，嘿!♪我> < / ♪ 'Cause we're all dudes, hey! ♪
-嘿，艾德!-♬他是一个家伙♬ - Yo, Ed! - ♪ He's a dude ♪
嘿，伙计!-[喇叭声] - [Dex] Hey, man! - [horn honks]
哦，嘿，德克斯!嘿! Oh, hey, Dex! Hey!
-嘿。-嘿，嘿，嘿! - [Dex] Hey. - [Ed] Hey, hey, hey!
嘿，伙计，嘿! Hey, dude, hey!
我正在找你呢![笑] I was looking for you! [chuckles]
(敏捷尖叫) [Dex screaming]
——噢!- - - - - -[笑] - Ow! - [chuckles]
-嘿，德克斯。-嘿，伙计。 - Hey, Dex. - Hey, man.
你差点把我抢死 You almost car-burgered me to death.
哦,不。 Uh, no.
很高兴你有时间休息 Glad you got some time off
从你令人难以置信的成功的商业冒险 from your incredibly successful business ventures
来看看你最好的朋友。 to come and see your best friend.
我也很高兴见到你。已经有一分钟了。 It's good to see you, too. It's been a minute.
不，已经不止一分钟了。 No, it's been longer than a minute.
更像是5年8个月零32天。 More like five years, eight months, and 32 days.
是的，听起来很对。 Yep, that sounds about right.
我很高兴你回来了。系好安全带! I'm glad you're back. Buckle up!
艾德和德克斯的新冒险时间到了! It's time for the new adventures of Ed and Dex!
- [Ed惊呼]-哇! - [Ed exclaims] - Whoa!
——噢!-哦，对不起。 - Ow! - Oh, sorry.
艾德和德克斯的新冒险现在开始了! Uh, the new adventures of Ed and Dex starts now!
-[轮胎发出刺耳的声音]- [Ed兴奋地大叫] - [tires screeching] - [Ed yelling excitedly]
[both] ♬我是一个男人，他是一个男人♬ [both] ♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
♬她是个男人，因为我们都是男人，嘿!♪我> < / ♪ She's a dude, 'cause we're all dudes, hey! ♪
(笑) [laughs]
你最近在忙什么? So, what you been up to?
从上次见到你开始， Starting from the last time I saw you,
我睡着了，然后醒来 I went to sleep, and then I woke up--
哦,不。你不需要列出你做过的每件事。 Oh, no. You don't have to list everything you've been doing.
我是说你最近在忙什么? I'm saying what have you been up to lately?
我拿起汉堡车，来到 Oh, well, I grabbed the Burgermobile, came to--
不。你做了什么有趣的事吗 Nope. Have you done anything interesting at all
在过去的一到六个月里? in the last week to six months?
-好汉堡上电视了。——真的吗? - Oh, Good Burger was on TV. - Really?
是一个很奇怪的德国人。 It was this really weird German dude.
[播放重金属音乐] [heavy metal music plays]
好吃!嘿，是我，美食哥， Yummy! Hey, it's me, the Food Dude,
我在好汉堡，好汉堡之家! and I'm here at Good Burger, home of the Good Burger!
二十年前，他们举世闻名的艾德酱 Twenty years ago, their world-famous Ed's Sauce
把他们放在地图上，让他们成为决定性的胜利者 put them on the map, making them the decisive victors
在与对手蒙多汉堡的汉堡大战中 in the great burger war with their rival, Mondo Burger.
(咆哮) [growling]
那是什么，肚子吗?(咆哮) What's that, stomach? [growling]
你饿了吗?我也!我们进去吧。怎么啦？ You hungry? Me also! Let's get in there. What?
我要尝我的第一个好汉堡了， I'm about to try my first Good Burger,
我感到无比兴奋。 and I could not be more excited.
嗯!哦，我说的就是这个! Mmm! Oh, that's what I'm talking about!
哦，这个汉堡太棒了! Oh, this burger is amazing, mm!
从美食达人的角度来看，好汉堡是独一无二的。 Take it from Food Dude, Good Burger is one of a kind.
我要100个好汉堡打包带走 I would like 100 Good Burgers to go
在旁边多放些辣酱。 with extra Ed's Sauce on the side.
-好的，你想要哪一边?-什么意思? - Okay, what side do you want? - What do you mean?
好吧，我把两边都画一下。 All right, I'll just do both sides.
(笑)好了，左边，右边! [chuckles] Okay, left side, right side!
哦，左边!哦，右边! Oh, left side! Oh, right side!
哦，左边!啊! Oh, left side! Aah!
酱我!酱我! Sauce me! Sauce me!
[Dex]是的，那家伙听起来确实很奇怪。 [Dex] Yep, that dude does sound weird.
[Ed]他当然是，但我们现在在德国是大公司， [Ed] He sure is, but we're big in Germany now,
不管它在哪里。 wherever that is.
哇，好汉堡。 Wow, Good Burger.
真不敢相信这么多年后我又回来了。 I cannot believe I'm back after all these years.
真不敢相信这么多年后我又回来了。 Can't believe I'm back after all these years.
尽管我从15岁起就在这里工作。 Even though I worked here since I was 15.
嘿,员工。[笑] Hey, employees. [chuckles]
这是我最好的朋友，德克斯特。 This is my best friend, Dexter.
他是一个成功的翻译。 He's a successful interpreter.
实际上，我觉得艾德想说的是"企业家" Actually, I think the word Ed is looking for is "entrepreneur."
但我想我指出这一点的事实 But I guess the fact that I pointed that out
也让我成为了一名翻译。[笑] also makes me an interpreter. [chuckles]
这是我们的厨师，辛迪。有时她是明迪。 This is our cook, Cindy. Sometimes she's Mindy.
不，我一直都叫辛迪。 No, I'm always just Cindy.
-我是明迪。我们是双胞胎。-我们是双胞胎。 - I'm Mindy. We're twins. - We're twins.
我不知道她是怎么做到的。 [gasps] I don't know how she does that.
(Ed呻吟) [Ed groans]
-很高兴认识你。-我也很高兴认识你。 - Nice to meet you. - [both] Nice to meet you, too.
这是我们的送货司机，露丝。她睡得很多。 Yeah, and this is our delivery driver, Ruth. She sleeps a lot.
-你确定她只是在睡觉?-嗯，让我看看。 - You sure she's just sleeping? - Huh, let me see.
-嘿，混蛋，小心点! - [loud squawk] - Hey, jackass, watch it!
-是的，她在睡觉。-抱歉打扰你了。 - Yep, she was sleeping. - [Dex] Sorry to disturb you.
你认识我们的新学员，我儿子。 And you know our newest trainee, my son.
[两人叹息，咯咯笑] [both sigh, chuckling]
这不是艾德二世吗。 Well, if it isn't Ed 2.
嗯? Huh?
-是的。-嘿，德克斯叔叔。 - It is. - Hey, Uncle Dex.
看，我不是眉毛，而是炸眉。 Look, instead of eyebrows, I got fry brows.
实际上，它们只是普通的薯条。 Actually, they're just regular fries.
我把它们粘在脸上了。 I glued 'em on my face.
(的) [grunting]
嗯… Well...
嗯,胶的。 Mm, gluey.
哦，嘿，米娅。是你叔叔德克斯。 Oh, hey, Mia. It's your Uncle Dex.
嗨,米娅。呃，你看起来… Hey, Mia. Uh, you look...
——老。- [Ed]哦，是的。 - older. - [Ed] Oh, yeah.
她上星期被甩了，所以就不化妆了。 She stopped wearing makeup 'cause she got dumped last week.
——不。——(叹息) - Nope. - [sighs]
你是说因为你已经六年没见过她了 Oh, you meant 'cause you haven't seen her in six years.
可能是。 Probably that.
尽管德克斯特是米娅的叔叔， Even though Dexter is Mia's uncle,
他们还没见过面 they haven't seen each other
因为他偷了她妈妈的钱。 because he ripped off her mom.
不，我没宰任何人。 No, I didn't rip off anybody.
这是故意的。你知道吗? On purpose, that is. You know?
我在想，既然我来了， I was thinking, since I'm in town,
和我妹妹一起共度时光可能会很好。 it might be nice to spend time together, with my sister.
我们可以一起去吃点东西。 And we can all maybe go get some eats.
吃吃喝喝? Eats and treats?
这是我们家的一个小笑话 That's a little inside joke we do in my family
当我们说话的时候其中一个会离开另一个。 where one of us walks away from the other when they're talking.
——哇。-这没什么好笑的。 - Wow. - That's not that funny.
这是公平的。 That's fair.
现在，当有人点可乐时， Now, when someone orders a cola,
倒完饮料后盖上盖子。 put the lid on after you pour the drink.
否则就会发生这种情况。 Otherwise this will happen.
哦。沙士怎么样? Oh. What about root beer?
-一样的。——嗯。果汁吗? - Same thing. - Huh. Fruit punch?
-一样的。-橘子汽水? - Same thing. - Orange soda?
嗯，让我看看。 Huh, let me see.
-[两人笑]-一样的! - [both laugh] - Same thing!
[笑，然后叹] [laughs, then sighs]
-哦，我喜欢橙汁汽水。毫米! - Oh, I love orange soda. - Mm!
-我愿意，我愿意- -♬我愿意♬ - I do, I do-- - ♪ I do ♪
-我喜欢，儿子-谢谢，爸爸。 - Oh, I like that, son. - Thanks, Dad.
嘿，有人坐在这里吗? Hey, anybody sitting here?
好吧。 Okay.
所以你现在在好汉堡工作了? So, you're working at Good Burger now, huh?
-第一份工作。-是的。 - First job. - Yeah.
我必须找份工作来帮助我妈妈。 I had to get a job to help my mom.
因为她丢了所有的钱。 Because she lost all her money.
——是的。是的。——嗯。 - Yep. Yeah. - Hmph.
哇呼! Yoo-hoo!
我饿了! I'm hungry for foodstuffs!
我希望能尽快得到一位员工的认可! And I wish to be acknowledged by an employee posthaste!
嗯，好吧。 Huh, all right.
[艾德清了清喉咙] [Ed clears throat]
欢迎来到好汉堡，好汉堡之家， Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger,
您要点菜吗? can I take your order?
Howdy-hoo。我是康妮·马尔登。 Howdy-hoo. I'm Connie Muldoon.
你好，康妮·马尔登。 Well, howdy-hoo, Connie Muldoon.
既然这已经确定了， Now that that's been established,
我要一个双份的好汉堡。 I will have one double Good Burger.
——哦。-做第一个馅饼 - Oh. - Make the first patty
五分熟，第二块肉饼全熟。 medium rare and the second patty well done.
在肉之间，我想要… Betwixt the meats, I would like...
(对话加速)……六片半泡菜。 [dialogue speeds up] ...six and a half slices of pickle.
两个莳萝，一个酸的，两个半小黄瓜。 Two dill, one sour, and two and a half gherkins.
我就是喜欢那些小黄油。 I just love those tiny little butters.
加一点番茄酱 Add one squirt of ketchup
如果不太麻烦的话， and if it's not too much of a to-do,
请在上面放两片洋葱片，然后取出来。 please place two onion slices on top and then remove them.
我喜欢洋葱的味道，但不喜欢它的嘎吱声。 I enjoy the essence of onion but not the crunch.
一个好汉堡。 Um, uh, one Good Burger.
哦,等等! Well, wait!
我的订单包含了比这更多的细节! My order was comprised of many more details than that!
哦，当然，让我 Oh, sure, let me, uh--
一个，两个，然后是弯弯曲曲的那个。 The one, the two, and then the squiggly one.
-倒九，哦!-[登记登记] - Upside-down nine, oh! - [register dings]
7244美元。 $7,244.
哦!我现在要气呼呼地走了! Oh! I shall now depart in a huff!
(Ed)哦! [Ed] Oh!
再见,康妮![笑] Bye, Connie! [chuckles]
你妈妈还在生我的气吧? Your mom's pretty mad at me still, huh?
-这是礼貌的说法。-我知道我断了后路。 - That's a polite way to put it. - I know I burnt bridges.
事实上，我烧了很多东西。 Actually, I burnt a lot of things.
我要把你妈妈的钱还回来。 I'm gonna get your mom her money back.
我会补偿她的。 I'm going to make it up to her.
在这里的旅途中，我想到了一个新主意。 On the trip here, I thought of a new idea.
首先我得到启动资金。我要把它带到市区去 First I get startup money. I'm gonna take that downtown--
严重吗?诡计多端的。 Seriously? Still scheming.
那你的钱呢，成功先生? What about all your money, Mr. Successful?
你的语气让我知道你不懂商业。 That tone lets me know that you don't understand business.
好吧，事情太多了。多元化发展, Okay, there's so much going on. There's diversifications,
收购，分红，股权，合并等等 acquisitions, um, dividends, equity, mergers and-
嗯，他们在华尔街是做什么的?股票市场。 and, uh, what's the thing they do on Wall Street? Stock market.
你只是在列举商务词汇。 You're just listing business words.
不，我不是。经济衰退。 No, I'm not. Recession.
这些薯条很好吃，不是吗? These are some good fries, aren't they?
[Dex]哇，好地方，伙计。 [Dex] Wow, nice place, man.
谢谢你让我住在这里。 Thanks for letting me crash here.
这是我最起码能做的，因为你的家人恨你。 It's the least I could do because your family hates you.
——孩子们![笑]-[孩子们兴奋地尖叫] - Kids! [laughing] - [children screaming excitedly]
-哦，孩子们!哦,孩子!——爸爸! - Oh, kids! Oh, kids! - Daddy!
——爸爸!- [Ed]哦，mwah, mwah, mwah! - Daddy! - [Ed] Oh, mwah, mwah, mwah!
-跟德克斯打个招呼。[笑]-[孩子们]嗨，德克斯。 - Say hi to Dex. [chuckles] - [children] Hi, Dex.
艾德，我上次见你之后你生了一堆孩子。 Ed, you had a bunch of kids since I last saw you.
是的。这是泡菜。她只有10个脚趾。 Yeah. This is Pickles. She only has 10 toes.
-只有10个?——嗯。这是芥末酱。 - Only 10? - Mm-hmm. And this is Mustard.
-他对河马过敏。-对，对! - He's allergic to hippos. - Yeah, yeah!
-你怎么知道?-我们让所有的孩子都做了测试。 - How do you know? - We had all the kids tested.
是的，这是番茄酱。她是我们第三喜欢的。 Yeah, and this is Ketchup. She's our third favorite.
-你不能这么说。-这是洋葱。 - You can't say that. - And this is Onion.
-他经常哭。-有道理。 - He cries a lot. - Makes sense.
这是No Mayo。他被闪电击中了。 And this is No Mayo. He got hit by lightning.
现在他在黑暗中发光。 And now he glows in the dark.
(普通员工) [grunts]
哦，好吧，这是值得担心的。 Oh, well, that's cause for concern.
是的，这是我们最小的宝贝，小丸子! Yeah, and this is our youngest, baby Bun Bun!
[播放亚利桑那·泽瓦斯的《罗克珊》] ["Roxanne" by Arizona Zervas playing]
♬Roxanne, Roxanne♬ ♪ Roxanne, Roxanne ♪
♬她想要做的就是彻夜狂欢♬ ♪ All she wanna do is party all night ♪
嘿,敏捷。 Hey, Dex.
嘿,Rox-Roxanne。 Hey, Rox-Roxanne.
很高兴见到你。 Good to-good to see you.
等等，艾德，你和罗克珊结婚了? Wait, Ed, you're married to Roxanne?
哟!不!罗克珊是我们的保姆。 Ew! No! Roxanne's our nanny.
作为修女，我永远不能结婚。 As a nun, I could never be married.
我就是喜欢和孩子们在一起。 I just love being around children.
他们是未来。 They are the future.
艾德创造了最棒的家庭。 And Ed has created the best family ever.
他真是个好父亲。 He's such a good father.
-还有丈夫。-哦，对了。 - And husband. - Oh, there-- Yes.
这是你的妻子。伊迪，很高兴见到你。 There's your wife. Hey, Edie, good to see you.
德克斯，很高兴见到你。 Dex, so good to see you.
伊迪一直在做空中飞人，哈! Edie's been working as a trapeze artist, ha!
你家里有人 Makes sense that somebody in your family
会在马戏团工作。 would work at the circus.
不，我画的是空中飞人。 Oh, no, I paint pictures of trapezes.
- [Edie笑]-哦，一个空中飞人 - [Edie chuckles] - Oh, a-a trapeze artist.
(笑)我在想什么? [chuckles] What was I thinking?
(狗喘气) [dog panting]
-这个小家伙是谁?- [Ed]攻击 - Who's this little fella? - [Ed] Attack.
-[狗叫]- [Ed]攻击!攻击! - [dog barking] - [Ed] Attack! Attack!
-[尖叫]-攻击! - [screams] - Attack!
[所有]攻击!攻击! [all] Attack! Attack!
你为什么要让他进攻? Why are you telling him to attack?
嗯，那是狗的名字。他的名字叫“攻击”。 Well, that's the dog's name. His name is Attack.
-别咬我!——(叫声) - Don't bite me! - [squawking]
-(尖叫)-不，那是我们的鸟 - [screams] - Oh, no, that's our bird.
他的名字叫Don't。不!攻击! His name is Don't. Don't! Attack!
——不!攻击!——帮助! - Don't! Attack! - Help!
谁把那只鸟从我身上拿开! Somebody get that bird off me!
你可以睡我的床。我要睡在浴缸里。 You can sleep in my bed. I'll sleep in the bathtub.
-水真的很放松。——[德克斯叹口气] - The water's really relaxing. - [Dex sighs]
-你睡在有水的浴缸里?-是的。最棒的是， - You sleep in a tub with water? - Yeah. Best part about it is,
你不用下床去尿尿。 you don't gotta get out of bed to pee.
好吧。好吧，说到这里， All right. Well, on that note,
我要睡觉了，伙计们。(叹息) I will be turning in, fellas. [sighs]
在你上床睡觉之前…… Before you go to bed...
枕头大战? [both] Pillow fight?
你想来一场枕头大战，对吧?不! You wanna have a pillow fight right--? No!
-[嘲笑]-[两人失望地叹息] - [scoffs] - [both sigh disappointedly]
——孩子们!——[孩子们笑] - Kids! - [children laughing]
-德克斯拒绝了枕头大战。——[失望地叹口气] - Dex said no to pillow fights. - [sighs disappointedly]
得了吧，伙计。 Aw, come on, man.
这是一个遗憾。枕头真的—— It's a bummer. Pillows are really--
(打鼾) [snoring]
[两]噢… [both] Aww...
[水在流动，然后水龙头吱吱作响] [water running, then faucet squeaks off]
早上好!我给你做了早餐。 Good morning! I made you breakfast.
“吃我!哦，我太好吃了!” "Eat me! Ooh, I taste so good!"
♬培根的嘴唇，培根的嘴唇，培根的嘴唇♬[轻笑] ♪ Bacon lips, bacon lips, bacon lips ♪ [chuckles]
你太好了，艾德。 Well, that's very kind of you, Ed.
但我更喜欢在浴室里吃饭。 But I prefer to eat not in the bathroom.
我也喜欢一个人上厕所。 I also prefer to be alone when I'm in the bathroom.
哦,好的。我待会再洗个澡。 Oh, okay. I'll just take my shower later.
哦，你知道吗?艾德…… Oh, you know what? Ed...
你觉得我能在好汉堡找到工作吗? you think I can get a job at Good Burger?
不是为了钱。虽然我希望得到报酬。 It's not for the money. Although I expect to get paid.
我会向我们的经理詹森先生美言几句的。 I'll put in a good word to Mr. Jensen, our manager.
-谢谢，艾德，你真是个好人。——嗯。 - Thanks, Ed. You're the man. - Mm-hmm.
对了，那不是肥皂。 Ooh, uh, that's not soap, by the way.
这是枫糖浆。 It's maple syrup.
你为什么要在浴室里放糖浆? Why would you have syrup in the bathroom?
为了煎饼，废话![笑] For the pancakes, duh! [chuckles]
是啊，我真傻。 Oh, yeah, silly me.
哇，老船员们来了。 Wow, there's the old crew.
-伙计，看看我们。-是的，我知道。 - Man, look at us. - Yeah, I know.
不,等等。焦点!詹森先生马上就到。 No, wait. Focus! Mr. Jensen's gonna be here any minute.
我希望你能搞定这次面试。让我们练习。 I want you to nail this interview. Let's practice.
我做詹森先生，你做你自己。 I'll be Mr. Jensen, you be you.
-这真的有必要吗?-是啊。 - Is this really necessary? - Oh, yeah.
(叹息) [sighs]
你好!我是詹森先生。 Hello! I'm Mr. Jensen.
你可以打电话给我…我不知道我的名字。 You can call me... I don't know my first name.
叫我詹森先生就行了。 Uh, but just call me Mr. Jensen.
好吧。你是谁? All right. And you are?
-我是德克斯。-很高兴见到你，特克斯。 - I'm Dex. - Nice to meet you, Tex.
它是敏捷。你知道的。 It's Dex. And you know that.
你在快餐行业工作过吗? Now, have you ever worked in the fast-food industry?
因为当你处理肉类时——(模仿电话铃声) Because when you're working with meats-- [imitates phone ringing]
喂?怎么啦？是的，我是詹森先生。 Hello? What? Yeah, this is Mr. Jensen.
我的妻子吗?哦!她现在就要生孩子了? My wife? Oh! She's having the baby right now?
哦!哦!我要生孩子了! Oh! Oh! I'm-I'm having a baby!
推,亲爱的! Push, honey!
(呼吸迅速) [breathing rapidly]
推动! Push!
我有孩子了!我当爸爸了!(哭泣) I have a baby! I'm a daddy! [sobbing]
-(叹气)-恭喜 - [sighs] - Congratulations.
对不起!对不起，我迟到了。我的自行车爆胎了。 Sorry! Sorry I'm late. My bicycle had a flat tire.
你一定是德克斯! You must be Dex!
你是詹森先生?是成年人吗? And you're Mr. Jensen? As in an adult?
是的。 Yeah.
德克斯，你被录用了。欢迎来到好汉堡大家庭。 Dex, you're hired. Welcome to the Good Burger family.
严重吗?就这样吗? Seriously? Just like that?
-艾德是个好人——哦! - Well, Ed is a great guy. - Oh!
而且他看人很准。 And he's a great judge of character.
而且，很明显，艾德是好汉堡的老板， And also, Ed obviously owns Good Burger,
所以，他说什么就做什么。 so, whatever he says goes.
(笑)头汉堡负责。 [chuckles] Head burger in charge.
抱歉，我得给我妈打个电话 Excuse me, I have to call my mom
告诉她我安全到达了 and tell her I made it to work safely.
打电话给妈妈。 Call Mommy.
[詹森说西班牙语] [Jensen speaks in Spanish]
哇，真不敢相信你现在真的拥有好汉堡了。 Wow, I cannot believe you actually own Good Burger now.
(笑)主人永远地说再见后把它留给了我。 [laughs] The owner left it to me after he went bye-bye forever.
他说如果没有我的调味汁，公司早就破产了。 Said it would've gone bankrupt if it wasn't for my sauce.
他知道我擅长做生意。 He knows I'm good at business stuff.
他真的见过你吗? Did he ever actually meet you?
是的，我钱包里有他的照片。 Yeah, I got a picture of him in my wallet.
-[狗叫]-伙计，那是只狗 - [dog barks] - Man, that's a dog
——戴墨镜。-不，不是—— - wearing sunglasses. - No, it's not--
哦，这不是我的钱包! Oh, this isn't my wallet!
等等，这不是我的裤子! Wait, these aren't my pants!
哦，靴型。[笑] Ooh, boot cut. [chuckles]
真不敢相信我又回到好汉堡店了 I can't believe I'm back at Good Burger
这么多年过去了，伙计。 after all these years, man.
我最好的朋友来了，这里是你的! My best friend is here, and you own the place!
-是的。-可能也有钱吧? - Yeah. - Probably got money, too, huh?
哦,好吧…[笑] Oh, well... [chuckles]
我能跟你谈谈吗 I was wondering if I could talk to you
关于这个想法，我一直—— about this idea I've been having to--
-快到冰箱里来-哦，冰霜! - Come in the freezer real quick. - Ooh, frosty!
-好吧。-是的。 - All right. - Yeah.
[Dex]来吧。 [Dex] Come on.
-[低语]过来。-好吧。 - [whispers] Come here. - Oh, okay.
-我们能谈谈吗?-我喜欢聊天。 - Can we talk? - I love to talk.
我从8岁就开始说话了。 I've been talking since I was 8.
-请坐。-好吧。嗯。 - Just have a seat. - Oh, okay. Huh.
我有个好主意。我不会告诉任何人的。 I got a great idea. I'm not telling anybody.
但我得告诉我最好的朋友。 But I gotta tell my best friend.
-嘿，酷。——好吧, - Heh, cool. - Well--
-这是什么?-这是另一个冰柜。 - What's this? - It's another freezer.
手柄坏了以后我们就不用了。 We stopped using it after the handle broke.
你就没想过再戴上吗? And you just never bothered to put it back on?
——嗯…-看起来它滑上去了。 - Well... - Looks like it slides right on.
我真的认为它会赚很多钱。 I really think it's going to make so much money.
(两个尖叫) [both scream]
嘿，菲兹。 Oh, heh, Fizz.
[笑] [chuckles]
(喘着粗气) [breathing heavily]
-我在里面待了多久?-差不多22年了。 - How long was I in there for? - About 22 years, give or take.
差不多22年了。 Huh, 22 years, give or take.
蟋蟀，那是很长的一段时间! Jiminy Crickets, that's a long time!
-我还在想你去哪儿了。-我记得的最后一件事 - I was wondering where you went. - The last thing I remember
我听到你说你把把手弄坏了 was hearing you saying you broke the handle
我马上就回来。 and would be right back.
你一定是走神了。(笑) You must've gotten distracted. [laughs]
-是的。——[嘶嘶叹气] - Yeah. - [Fizz sighs]
你接受得很好。你真的没事吗? You're taking this well. Sure you're okay?
嗯，我有点冷。 Well, I am a little cold.
我刚意识到，我错过了棒球训练。 Oh, I just realized, I missed baseball practice.
还有高中剩下的时间!和大学! And the rest of high school! And college!
我最好去看看我父母。他们可能担心死了! I better go see my parents. They're probably worried sick!
哇。 Whoa.
那个大人是谁? Who's that grown-up?
是我!(咯咯笑) It's me! [cackles]
嗯… Well...
(笑)欢迎来到好汉堡，好汉堡之家。 [laughs] Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger.
-您要点菜吗?-嗯… - Can I take your order? - Hmm, um...
你们有素食汉堡吗? Do you serve veggie burgers?
菜单上的菜我都可以上。 I can serve anything on the menu.
-太好了。——看。哇! - Oh, great. - Watch. Whoa!
-好汉堡!——哦! - Good Burger! - Oh!
薯条好!块好! Good Fries! Good Chunks!
不，我是来吃东西的，不是来打网球的! No, I came here to eat the food, not play tennis with it!
哦，我知道你想要什么。你想要匹克球。 Oh, I know what you want. You want pickleball.
-好吧。-没人说 - Oh, okay. - No one said--
——前!——哦! - Fore! - Oh!
——前!-哦，不，停下! - Fore! - Oh, no, stop!
我再也不会回来了! I'm never coming back here again!
网球里也没人说"fore"。 And no one says "fore" in tennis.
-那就是高尔夫。——哦!她是对的。 - That's golf. - Oh! She's right.
——什么?谁干的?-别闹了 - What? Who did that? - Knock it off.
艾德，我正找你呢。 Ed, just the man I'm looking for.
嘿，律师先生。 Hey, Mr. Lawyer Guy.
没错，盖伊律师先生。这就是我，塞西尔·麦克内文斯。 That's right, Mr. Lawyer Guy. That's me, Cecil McNevins.
我在想我们能不能私下谈谈。 I was wondering if we could have a private conversation.
哦，是的，当然。嘿,大家好! Oh, yeah, sure. Hey, everybody!
你们能离开我和那个律师吗 Could you all please leave so me and this lawyer guy
可以私下谈谈吗? could have a private conversation?
——咩!——没有。不，不，不。 - Meh! - No. No, no, no.
没有人需要去任何地方。 Nobody has to go anywhere.
我只想和你单独谈谈。 I just want me and you to talk one on one.
听起来没必要这么复杂，不过没关系。 Well, that sounds unnecessarily complicated, but all right.
嘿,大家好!没事的，你不用走的。 Hey, everybody! It's okay, you don't have to leave.
坐下吧。[笑] Sit on down. [chuckles]
德克斯，帮我登记一下，好吗? Hey, Dex, work the register for me, all right?
来吧。 Come on.
啊!好吧。 Woo-hoo! Okay.
嘿，伙计，那家伙是谁? Hey, man, who's that guy?
那个人，他是大公司的。 Oh, that guy, he's from MegaCorp.
他一直想说服艾德卖掉好汉堡。 He keeps trying to talk Ed into selling Good Burger.
MegaCorp吗?科技巨头? MegaCorp? The giant tech company?
他想买下好汉堡吗? And he wants to buy Good Burger?
你拿着收银机，詹森先生。 You got the register, Mr. Jensen.
嘿，我是经理。我应该告诉你一些事情。 Hey, I'm the manager. I'm supposed to tell you stuff.
-这对你来说够私密了吗?-这太完美了。 - This private enough for you? - This is perfect.
- [Ed]是的。——[塞西尔轻笑] - [Ed] Yeah. - [Cecil chuckles]
我有这些。我抓到他们了。 I got these. I got 'em.
[悬疑主题剧] [suspenseful theme plays]
-我们还在吃呢——嘘! - Uh, we're still eating here. - Shh!
如你所见， As you can see,
我的客户大幅提高了报价。 my client significantly increased the offer.
- [Ed]哦。很不错，对吧? - [Ed] Oh. - [Cecil] Pretty nice, right?
哦，不，我只是在看书。 Oh, no, I'm just reading.
有一堆O。哦! There's a bunch of O's. Oh!
(笑)Ed，那些不是O。 [chuckles] Ed, those are not O's.
这些都是0。 Those are zeros.
[Ed]哦，零。 [Ed] Oh, zeros.
(Ed笑) [Ed chuckles]
-我想我受够了——嗯。 - I guess I'm done. - Mm-hmm.
——在这里。-听着， - Here. - Uh, look,
我不管你给出多少0或0。 I don't care how many zeros or O's you offer.
好汉堡不卖。 Good Burger's not for sale.
不。给，给你。 Nah. Here, you can have that.
好了，你们都干净了。祝您用餐愉快。 All right, you're all clean. Enjoy your meal.
这真是令人耳目一新。 That was surprisingly refreshing.
你会后悔的。 You'll be sorry.
嘿，艾德，你在干什么? Hey, Ed, what you doing?
我在疏通草莓按摩浴缸。 Just unclogging the strawberry Jacuzzi.
哦，不错，嗯……不禁注意到 Oh, nice, well, uh... couldn't help but notice
但那家伙想给你钱让你卖掉。 but that dude was trying to give you money to sell.
他想让我在全世界开好汉堡店。 He wants me to open Good Burgers all around the world.
但我答应过大家我不会卖的。 But I promised everyone I will not sell.
我只是好奇，我们谈多少钱? Just out of curiosity, how much we talking?
我对现状很满意。我不想把事情搞砸。 I'm happy the way things are. I don't want to mess things up.
我得到了做梦也想不到的钱。 I got more money than I can dream of.
(Ed惊呼道) [Ed exclaims]
艾德，你在用活塞疏通震动机吗? Ed, are using a plunger to unclog the shake machine?
和我们用来疏通马桶的搋子一样吗! As in the same plunger we use to unclog the toilet?!
-不。-[嘲笑]啊! - Uh, no. - [scoffs] Ugh!
伙计们，你们绝对猜不到谁刚点了好汉堡。 Guys, you'll never guess who just ordered a Good Burger.
是瑞典前首相斯特凡Löfven吗? Is it Stefan Löfven, the former prime minister of Sweden?
秋巴卡呢? Chewbacca?
莎士比亚? Shakespeare?
莎士比亚已经去世400年了。 Shakespeare's been dead for 400 years.
那他是怎么下订单的? Well, then how'd he make the order?
看。只有我最喜欢的艺术家，露娜·福克斯。 Look. It's only my favorite artist, Luna Fox.
-[喘息]-[喘息] - [both gasp] - [gasps]
我前男友本该带我去看演出的。 My ex was supposed to take me to that show.
我要快递! I want that delivery!
-我也是。我得换衣服了。-我三个。 - Me, too. I gotta change. - Me three.
我明白了。来吧，慢性子。 I got it. Come on, slowpokes.
[编辑咕哝] [Ed 2 grunts]
-[喇叭声]-[人们的喧闹声] - [horns honking] - [people clamoring]
[鲁斯]那是一个巨大的棒棒糖吗? [Ruth] Is that a giant lollipop?
那是一个停车标志。 That was a stop sign.
我喜欢大棒棒糖。 Aw, I love giant lollipops.
哦，那好多了。 Oh, that's much better.
你为什么选露丝当司机? Why would you pick Ruth to be the driver?
她太老了，不能在收银台工作了。 Well, she's too old to work the register.
好点。请靠边停车，露丝。 Good point. Uh, pull over, please, Ruth.
对，向右转就行了。别紧张，帮帮她。 Yeah, just ease it to the right. Ease it-- Help her out.
-向右转。——就—— - Ease it to the right. - Just--
[低沉的嘻哈音乐] [muffled hip-hop playing]
知道了，一定会成功的 ♪ Got it, gonna make it ♪
我得到了，必须要得到它 ♪ I got it, gotta take it ♪
♬回家吧，回家吧…♪我> < / ♪ Go home it, go home it... ♪
-[鸣笛]-[撞车] - [horn honking] - [crash]
-[尖叫]-[米娅]德克斯叔叔，小心! - [all screaming] - [Mia] Uncle Dex, watch out!
-[引擎熄火]-怎么回事? - [engine dies] - What the--?
这就是我所说的驾驶! That's what I call driving!
(Ed笑) [Ed laughing]
-冷静点，艾德，冷静点。——好的。 - Now, just be cool, Ed. Be cool. - Okay.
[乔治·贝克精选曲《小绿袋》演奏] ["Little Green Bag" by the George Baker Selection playing]
♬Yeah♬ ♪ Yeah ♪
[艾德]嘿，卢娜·福克斯。 [Ed] Hey, Luna Fox.
(笑)有个特别的快递给你。 [chuckles] Got a special delivery for you.
-很高兴见到你，露娜·福克斯。-我也很高兴认识你。 - Nice to meet you, Luna Fox. - Nice to meet you, too.
但我现在正忙着呢。 But I'm kind of in the middle of something.
——嗯?——[人群欢呼] - Huh? - [crowd cheering]
你应该多点点吃的。 You should've ordered more food.
嗯，这很有趣。 Well, this has been fun.
——再见。- [Ed]哦。 - Goodbye. - [Ed] Oh.
[轻柔的旋律播放] [soft melody plays]
能给我和我侄女照张相吗? Can I get a picture of you with my niece?
她的前任本该带她去听音乐会的。 Her ex was supposed to bring her to this concert.
演出结束后我会和她合个影。 Yeah, I'll take a picture with her after the show.
-你想现在做吗?——没有。 - You want to do it now? - No.
-好的，太好了。-嗯，嗯。 - Okay, great. - Mm-mm, mm-mm.
——现在?-毫米毫米。嗨！ - Now? - Mm-mm. Hi!
嘿,女孩。(咯咯地笑) Hey, girl. [giggles]
永远不要说你叔叔没有为你做过什么好事! Don't ever say your uncle didn't do nothing nice for you!
我不敢相信这一切发生了! I can't believe this is happening!
-我也是。-[按快门] - Me neither. - [shutter clicks]
你能相信我和她合照了吗? Can you believe I got a picture with her?
-[笑]-你今晚要出来吗，德克斯? - [laughs] - You coming out tonight, Dex?
我本来要和你爸爸待一会的。 Oh, I was gonna spend some time with your dad.
哦，我也要去。我们都去欢乐岛 Oh, I'm going, too. We all go to Fun-tasy Island
每周四晚上，对吧? every Thursday night, right?
-他们有保龄球。-还有滑冰。 - They have bowling. - And skating.
还有自动纸巾分配器。是的。 And automatic paper-towel dispensers. Yeah.
来吧，德克斯叔叔。会很有趣的。 Come on, Uncle Dex. It'll be fun.
-当然，为什么不呢?-[两者]酷。 - Sure, why not? - [both] Cool.
我得换身派对服装。 I just gotta change into my party clothes.
(按钮弹) [buttons ricocheting]
-我们狂欢吧!——[欢呼] - Let's party! - [all cheer]
你看到了吗，他里面穿的是同一件衬衫。 Did you see, he had the same shirt on underneath.
是的，他是这么做的。 Yeah, he does that.
-[欢快的流行音乐播放]- [Ed 2咕哝] - [upbeat pop music plays] - [Ed 2 grunting]
为什么每个人都走错了路?哇! Why is everybody going the wrong way? Whoa!
帮帮我! Help me out!
哇,哇! Whoa, whoa!
谢谢你这么做。很难把它们系起来 Thanks for doing that. It's hard to tie them
手里还粘着保龄球。 with bowling balls stuck to my hands.
你是怎么把它们卡住的?不要紧。 How'd you even get them stuck? Never mind.
我很高兴能和你谈谈这个机会。 I'm excited to talk to you about this opportunity.
算我一个。 Count me in.
真的吗?你不想听这个主意吗? Really? You don't want to hear the idea?
你是我最好的朋友。你需要多少钱? You're my best friend. How much do you need?
-你有多少钱?-哦，嗯… - How much do you have? - Ooh, hm...
我有三个，一千三百万… I have three, 13 million...
扛雪人， carry the snowman,
根号9， uh, square root of nine,
一个等腰三角形，71 71 71 71。 an isosceles triangle, 71, 71, 71, 71.
繁荣!我可以给你… Boom! I can give you...
136美元。 $136.
136美元? $136?
(笑)给我几天时间。 [laughs] Give me a couple days.
我去跟我的会计谈谈，让她把东西搬走。 I'll talk to my accountant, have her move stuff around.
我记得你说过你的钱多得超乎你的想象。 I thought you said you had more money than you could dream of.
是啊，我一直梦想着好汉堡， Yeah, all I ever dream of is Good Burger,
我的家人，我的朋友，比如你。 my family, and my friends, like you.
好的，很好。你都准备好了，牛仔。 All right, great. You're all set, cowboy.
啊，谢谢你。你太酷了。天啊，好重啊。 Ah, thank you. You're so cool. Man, this is heavy.
哦,好的。等一等。我要去喝一杯。 Oh, okay. Hold on. I'm gonna get a drinky drink.
我可以，天啊! Oh, I can just-- Oh, boy!
——好的。-没用的。 - Okay. - That didn't work.
-再见。-小心点。 - See you. - Be careful.
-那里有出口-我们开始行动哦! - There's an exit-- - We're rolling. Oh!
-好吧。——好的。(的) - All right. - Okay. [grunting]
哦，太滑了。 Oh, that's slippery.
(Ed尖叫) [Ed screams]
小墙!啊! Small wall! Aah!
哦!我很好! Oh! I'm okay!
[不祥的主题剧] [ominous theme plays]
-我们得谈谈。-好吧，我们谈谈。 - We need to talk. - Okay, let's talk.
你想谈什么?哇! What do you want to talk about? Whoa!
我可能因为保龄球太重了。 Well, I might be heavy because of the bowling balls.
还记得你教我滑冰吗? Remember you taught me how to skate?
当然可以。我记得你的一切。 Of course. I remember everything about you.
我记得你喜欢独角兽，而且你是电脑专家。 I remember you love unicorns and you're a whiz at computers.
还记得你帮我黑了那个旅游网站吗 Remember when you hacked that travel website for me
我坐了整整一年的头等舱 and I flew first class for like an entire year?
真不敢相信你让一个六岁的孩子这么做。 I can't believe you had a 6-year-old do that.
-是的。[笑]-那么，继续吧。 - Yeah. [chuckles] - So, go on then.
跟我说说你那价值十亿美元的绝密计划。 Tell me about your top secret billion-dollar idea.
——真的吗?——嗯。 - Really? - Mm-hmm.
好了，准备好。 Okay, get ready.
-永久冰。-[笑] - Permanent ice. - [laughing]
等等，你是认真的? Oh, wait, you're serious?
是的，想想看。 Yeah, think about it.
它会一直保持低温，不会在高温下融化。 It'll always stay cold and never melts in the heat.
这就是你的主意，永久冰? So, that's your idea, permanent ice?
永久冰?好主意! Permanent ice? That's a great idea!
——哇!对不起!-瞧，他听到了。 - Whoa! Sorry! - Oh, see, now he heard it.
谁在乎谁听到了?这是个糟糕的主意。 Who cares who hears? It's a terrible idea.
这是不可能的。 And it's impossible.
不，我只是想，为什么人们不想要呢? Nah, I just thought, why wouldn't people want that?
只是因为你想到了什么 Just because you think of something
不代表你能神奇地让它存在，好吗? doesn't mean you can make it magically exist, okay?
你不是说这会很有趣吗。 Thought you said this was gonna be fun.
(艾德哼了一声)哦，伙计! [Ed grunting] Oh, dude!
好吧。你想谈什么? Okay. What do you want to talk about?
你应该重新考虑销售好汉堡。 You should reconsider selling Good Burger.
不用了，谢谢。 Oh, no thank you.
艾德，你最喜欢什么? Ed, what do you love the most?
-我爱我的宠物金鱼戈尔迪。——戈尔迪? - I love my pet goldfish Goldie. - Goldie?
如果戈尔迪出了什么事就太可惜了。 Be a shame if something bad happened to Goldie.
比如他尿裤子了?这可能发生在任何人身上。 Like if he peed his pants? That could happen to anybody.
哦,等等。戈尔迪不穿裤子。 Oh, wait. Goldie doesn't wear pants.
(叹息) [sighs]
是时候对他更直接了。 It's time to be more direct with him.
听着，这是一份有法律约束力的合同 Listen, this is a legally binding contract
说你要卖给我们好汉堡 saying you are selling us Good Burger.
-现在，签了。-我是公证人 - Now, sign it. - And I'm the notary.
-那就正式了!——什么? - So it'll be official! - What?
我绝不会签的。[笑] I would never sign that. [chuckles]
我在想……我喜欢你的酱汁! I was thinking... I love your sauce!
你做的酱汁很棒。 You make great sauce.
你能给我签个名吗? Would you sign an autograph for me?
[艾德]哦，是的，当然。 [Ed] Oh, yeah, of course.
可能很难，因为我这儿有蛋蛋。 Might be hard because I've got these balls here.
-很简单。-它们很重。 - Very easy. - They're very heavy.
让我来帮你。 Let me help you with that.
-好吧。-我要这个。 - Oh, okay. - I'll take this.
-好吧。-算了吧。 - Okay, all right. - Let it go.
-我只是-别这样 - I just-- - Come on.
-好吧，走吧!——哇! - Ah, okay, go! - Whoa!
哇!(呻吟) Whoa! [groaning]
哦,老兄。 Oh, dude.
谢谢你把球从我手里拿开! Thanks for getting the ball off my hand!
你现在真的有麻烦了。 You're in real trouble now.
嗯? Huh?
(尖叫) [screams]
噢!(叹息) Ow! [groans]
(球卡嗒卡嗒响) [ball clattering]
好吧，我要和我的朋友们回去参加派对了! All right, I'm going back to the party with my friends!
-很高兴认识你们!——(呻吟) - Nice meeting you guys! - [groans]
加油，露丝!-你看起来真漂亮，露丝! - [Cindy & Mindy] Work it, Ruth! - You look so good, Ruth!
-太好了!-你在干什么? - So good! - What are you doing?
把我变成一个机器人。 Turning me into a robot.
我们正在为我们的视频博客拍摄。 We're filming it for our vlog.
这似乎比给顾客提供食物更重要。 That seems more important then giving customers food.
我们也是这么想的。——[詹森叹气] - [both] That's what we thought. - [Jensen sighs]
-新的烤架刚到。-好的，很好。我们去拿吧。 - The new grill just came in. - Okay, good. Let's go get it.
不，我这儿有。 No, I got it right here.
(普通员工) [grunts]
艾德，我想你可能点错了烧烤架。 Ed, I think you might've ordered the wrong kind of grill.
(闷声)问题是，如果你不把烤架烘干…… [muffled] The thing is, if you don't dry run the grill...
(继续朦胧地) [continues indistinctly]
-你说得对。——是的。 - You're absolutely right. - Yes.
- [Dex]嗯。-[含糊地说话] - [Dex] Mm-hmm. - [speaks indistinctly]
好吧。 All right.
(深深叹息) [sighs deeply]
(车辆接近) [vehicle approaching]
♬给我，给我更多!♪我> < / ♪ Give me, give me more! ♪
(引擎加速) [engine revving]
♬给我，给我更多!♪我> < / ♪ Give me, give me more! ♪
呃，打扰一下。如果你在找艾德 Um, excuse me. If you're looking for Ed,
他下班后才在垃圾桶里玩。 he doesn't play in the trash until after work.
不，你搞错了，花花公子。 [chuckles] No, you got it wrong, playboy.
其实我在找你。 I'm actually looking for you.
-你是德克斯，对吧?-是的。 - It's Dex, right? - Yeah.
把垃圾扔掉，跳进去。来吧。 Throw that trash away and jump in. Come on.
你，我觉得，不，我不觉得，好吧。 Uh, you-I think- no, I don't think-all right.
我只是想和你谈谈。 I just want to have a conversation with you.
伙计，你的鞋柜比大多数房子都大。 Man, your shoe closet is bigger than most houses.
我有六个厨房，三个后院。 I got six kitchens, three backyards.
——什么?-我有32.5间浴室。 - What? - I got 32.5 bathrooms.
-室内游泳池，室外游泳池。——善良。 - Indoor pool, outdoor pool. - Goodness.
事实上，我有个羊驼农场。 As a matter of fact, I got a llama farm.
-我看到你在这种地方。-我在这里会很舒服。 - I see you in a place like this. - I would be comfortable here.
你让我想起了年轻时的自己。我只是休息的时间比你多。 You remind me of my young self. I just got more breaks than you.
在多元宇宙的某个地方，你拥有这一切，对吧? Somewhere in the multiverse, you own all this, huh?
我在一家快餐店工作。[笑] And I'm working in a fast-food restaurant. [chuckles]
多元宇宙中有什么地方吗 Is there anywhere in the multiverse
你说到哪里了? where you get to the point?
好汉堡是个了不起的生意。 Good Burger is an amazing business.
但只有一个。 But there's only one.
你能想象到处都是好汉堡和艾德著名的酱料吗? Can you imagine Good Burgers and Ed's famous sauce everywhere?
嗯?[笑] Huh? [chuckles]
MegaCorp正试图开一堆。 MegaCorp is trying to open a bunch of 'em.
但你了解艾德的。 But you know Ed.
那是因为艾德喜欢事物本来的样子。 That's because Ed likes things the way they are.
他绝对不想卖。 He definitely does not want to sell.
他没必要这么做。这不是我们想要的。 He doesn't have to. That's not what we want.
不，我们想让他特许经营， No, we want him to franchise it,
请允许我们到处开店。 give us permission to open stores everywhere.
艾德可以待在好汉堡店 So, Ed can stay at Good Burger
保持他热爱的生活， and keep the life that he loves,
你就打算给他很多钱吗? and you're just gonna pay him a lot?
哦，你懂的。完全正确。 Oh, you get it. Exactly.
我的位置在哪里? Where do I fit in?
我的委托人愿意出一大笔钱 My client is willing to pay a lot of money
给一个能让艾德相信这是个好主意的人 to someone who can convince Ed that this is an amazing idea.
甚至那个人也可能成为我的合伙人。 And maybe even that someone could become a partner.
嗯?双赢。 Hmm? A win-win.
一个双赢的…… A win-win...
赢了。 win.
-我喜欢第三个w -[笑] - I like that third W. - [laughs]
-你赢了很多啊。——[两人大笑] - That's a lot of wins. - [both laughing]
♬我等不及要成为亿万富翁了♬ ♪ I just can't wait to be a billionaire ♪
♬我一直在我的背后，没有感觉在那里…♪我> < / ♪ I been in my back end, ain't no feelings there... ♪
天啊，我太想念这个屋顶了。 Man, I've missed this rooftop.
从这里看星星好看多了。 The stars look much better from up here.
(闷声)我确实这么认为。 [muffled] I really do think that.
(说朦胧地) [speaks indistinctly]
你能把烤架拿出来吗? Could you please take the grills out?
哦，抱歉。 Oh, um, sorry.
德克斯，很高兴你能来。 Dex, it's really good having you up here.
我真的很想你。你不在的时候， I really missed you. When you were gone,
我会看着我们的这张照片 I would look at this picture of us
记住所有的快乐时光。 and remember all the fun times.
我记得这一天。 I remember this day.
我们去玩彩弹，结果输了 We went paintballing and lost
因为我们是一队的但你一枪爆了我的头。 because we were on the same team but you shot me in the head.
-(笑)真有意思，伙计。毫米。 - [laughs] Fun times, man. - Mm.
我知道你很忙，很成功， I know how busy and successful you are,
但你来看我对我来说意义重大。 but it means a lot that you came to see me.
你是我最好的朋友。 You're my best friend.
算是我唯一的朋友了。 Kind of my only friend.
但我有点担心。 But I am a little concerned.
我觉得你错过了一些重要的机会。 You know, I think you're missing some serious opportunities.
你应该让这些人开新的好汉堡店。 You should let these people open new Good Burgers.
或者至少听听他们怎么说。我和你一起去，你知道吗? Or at least hear them out. I'll go with you, you know?
确保一切都很好。 Just make sure everything is cool.
[艾德含糊地说] [Ed speaks indistinctly]
那是什么?你是同意还是不同意? What is that? Is that a yes, is that a no?
你能把烤架拿出来吗? Would you take the grills out?
我嘴里可没有烤肉。 I don't have grills in my mouth.
我只是喜欢说蠢话。 I just like talking silly.
(说废话) [speaking gibberish]
但是，如果你想让我做，我就做。 But, yeah, if you want me to do it, I'll do it.
——真的吗?-是的。 - Really? - Yeah.
[两人都在胡言乱语] [both speaking gibberish]
[两人都在胡言乱语] [both singing gibberish]
要在东边得到它♬ ♪ Gonna get it on the east side ♪
——是的!-就是这样。 - Yeah! - That's it.
(笑)老兄，我很高兴你回来了。 [laughs] Dude, I'm glad you're back.
[古典音乐演奏] [classical music playing]
嗯… Mmm...
(呻吟,恶心) [groans, retching]
哦,伙计们。(笑)谢谢你来参加我的节目。 Oh, fellas. [chuckles] Thanks for joining me.
-谢谢你的加入。-谢谢你请我们吃午饭。 - Thanks for being joined. - Thanks for buying us lunch.
-你付钱了，对吗?-当然。[笑] - You are paying, right? - Of course. [chuckles]
这个菜单是什么语言的? What language is this menu in?
你可能把它放倒了。 Uh, you might have it upside-down.
-是的。-听着，我直说了。 - So I do. - Look, I'll get to the point.
MegaCorp明白好汉堡的价值。 MegaCorp understands how valuable Good Burger is.
如果你签了这份合同，它… And if you sign this contract, uh, it...
-你在干什么?-我在看菜单。 - What are you doing? - Just reading the menu.
怎么啦？ What?
你没必要颠倒过来。 You didn't have to turn upside-down.
你可以直接把菜单翻过来。 You could've just flipped the menu over.
哦，现在又颠倒过来了! Oh, now it's all upside-down again!
哦,好的。哦。 Oh, okay. Oh.
- [Ed咕哝着]-别闹了 - [Ed grunts] - Knock it off.
嗯，好多了。 Huh, much better.
——酷。——[塞西尔轻笑] - Cool. - [Cecil chuckles]
我知道你有顾虑。 Uh, now, I know you have concerns.
我想让你明白 I want you to understand,
你还是好汉堡的代言人 you're still going to be the face of Good Burger
但比以往任何时候都要大。 but bigger than ever.
但我喜欢我现在的脸。 Ugh, but I like my face the size that it is.
先生们，我们决定了吗? Gentlemen, have we decided?
我来做意面。 I'll do the fettuccini Alfredo.
你怎么知道他叫阿弗雷多? Whoa, how did you know his name was Alfredo?
我叫莫里斯。 My name is Maurice.
阿尔弗雷多就是调味汁。 Alfredo is the sauce.
-嗯-我会的 - Mm. - Well, I will have
最昂贵的东西之一。 one of whatever the most expensive thing is.
优雅的。你呢? Classy. And for you?
哦，我要一个汉堡。 Oh, I'll have a burger.
你要汤还是沙拉?——[艾德喘着气] - Would you like soup or salad? - [Ed gasps]
超级沙拉?超级沙拉是什么样的? A super salad? What does a super salad look like?
它的超级大国是什么? What is its superpowers?
它是如何获得超能力的? How did it get superpowers?
它被放射性黄瓜咬了吗? Was it bitten by a radioactive cucumber?
(笑) [laughs]
是沙拉。 Salad it is.
哦,很酷。 Oh, cool.
原来的好汉堡不会有事的。 Nothing's gonna happen to the original Good Burger.
员工将保住他们的工作。事实上…… Employees will keep their jobs. In fact...
我们要给每个人加薪。 we're gonna give everybody raises.
你听到了吗? Oh, you hear that?
这将是一个双赢的局面。 This is going to be a winning situation for everybody.
-我会让你误入歧途吗?-德克斯是我最好的朋友。 - Would I steer you wrong? - Dex is my best friend.
如果他认为这是对的… If he thinks it's right...
我做的事。我觉得这样做是对的。 I do. I think it's the right thing to do.
那我就去做。是的。 Then I'll do it. Yeah.
(笑) [laughs]
太棒了。好吧。让我们正式点。 Fantastic. All right. Let's make it official.
我只需要你的签名 All I need here is your signature
我们准备好了。 and we good to go.
-[塞西尔笑]-好吧。 - [Cecil laughs] - Okay.
-是啊。——[德克斯叹口气] - Oh, yeah. - [Dex sighs]
和你做生意很愉快。 It is a pleasure doing business with you.
-[笑]-水? - [chuckles] - Water?
我想是的。(普通员工) I think so. [grunts]
让我看看。 Let me see.
(吃) [slurping]
嗯?嗯。嗯? Hmm? Hmm. Hmm?
嗯!(漱口) Hmm! [gargling]
哦，对，那是水。(叹息) Oh, yeah, that's water. [sighs]
我不要，谢谢。 None for me, thanks.
♬我感觉很好，我感觉很好♬ ♪ I feel good, I feel great ♪
太阳吻着我的脸♬ ♪ I got sun kissing on my face ♪
♬今天有一些东西…♪我> < / ♪ There's something about today... ♪
奶昔? Milkshake?
米娅。奶昔? Mia. Milkshake?
是给你的。我是说，有人要奶昔吗? They're for you. I mean, milkshake, anyone?
你刚才还在这儿。 You were just right here.
-谢谢。-谢谢。 - Thank you. - Thank you.
——好的。-希望你喜欢。 - Okay. - I hope you enjoy it.
(所有的欢呼) [all cheering]
我们把薯条放在汉堡piñata。 We put fries in the burger piñata.
-非常卫生。-是的。 - Very hygienic. - Yeah.
谢谢你举办这个派对。 Thanks for throwing the party.
这些是我们的男朋友。 Uh, these are our boyfriends.
——肯尼。-还有本尼。 - Kenny. - And Benny.
[艾德]嗯，嗨。 [Ed] Uh, hi.
别害怕，艾德。 Don't freak out, Ed.
只要微笑和点头，就像一切都不是第二次一样。 Just smile and nod like everything isn't twice.
[辛迪和明迪]我们是这样认识的。 [Cindy & Mindy] Here's how we met.
我在做饭，有个辣妹走了进来。 I was cooking, and this hottie walks in.
我就像……喘息声。 I was like... [gasps].
他点了好汉堡，好薯条， He orders a Good Burger, Good Fry,
美味的奶昔，美味的辣椒，美味的大块。 Good Shake, Good Chili, Good Chunks.
不!这太过分了。 No! That is too much.
不好意思，艾德要致辞了。原谅我们。 I'm sorry, Ed's gotta make a little speech. Excuse us.
(两人都结巴了)我们还没讲到精彩的部分呢! [both stammer] We didn't even get to the good part!
(叹息) [sighing]
今天是好汉堡的好日子，不是吗? It's a great day for Good Burger, isn't it?
它是美丽的。这将是值得纪念的一天。 It's beautiful. It's going to be a day to remember.
-(笑)-没错。 - [laughs] - That's right.
-大家好!——[人群欢呼] - Hey, everybody! - [crowd cheering]
耶，耶，耶，耶! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
欢迎来到好汉堡的法式油炸店。 Welcome to the French-fries-ing of Good Burger.
——特许经营!-我不想这么做 - Franchising! - I didn't want to do it,
但德克斯让我相信这对我们有好处。 but Dex convinced me it'd be good for us.
我想这是真的。每个在好汉堡工作的人 Guess it's true. Everybody that works at Good Burger
就是加薪! is getting a raise!
-[众人欢呼]-[艾德]耶，德克斯! - [all cheering] - [Ed] Yay, Dex!
(Ed笑) [Ed laughs]
是的，我想听点音乐!打吧，杨肉汁! Yeah, I want to hear some music! Hit it, Yung Gravy!
-没问题，宝贝。-[播放电子流行音乐] - You got it, baby. - [electronic pop music plays]
就在我身边做吧♬ ♪ Cook it up just right by my side ♪
♪ We're grooving ♪
让我们骑在天空中♬ ♪ Saddle up, let's ride in the sky ♪
♪ We're grooving ♪
♬你知道我拥有你一辈子♬ ♪ You know I got you for life ♪
♬我们每次都把它调味♬ ♪ We sauce it up every time ♪
就在我身边做吧♬ ♪ Cook it up just right by my side ♪
-[打哈欠]-♬这是肉汁的喜悦♬ - [yawns] - ♪ It's Gravy's delight ♪
我猜你妈妈不来了? So, um, I guess your mom's not coming?
是的，我问过了，我想她的原话是"绝对不行" Yeah, I asked, and I think her exact words were "Hell no."
好吧。 Okay.
嘿，律师先生!这是怎么呢 Hey, Mr. Lawyer Guy! What's going on?
我玩得很开心!我来告诉你怎么回事。 I am having a blast! I'll tell you what's going on.
现在我们拥有了好汉堡，我们要做出改变。 Now that we own Good Burger, we're going to make changes.
什么样的变化? What kind of changes?
首先，我们要关闭这家店。 First, we're shutting down this store.
哦，对，没错!我们要通宵狂欢! Oh, yeah, that's right! We're gonna party all night!
-关掉它!-(一起喊)关掉! - Shut it down! - [all chanting] Shut it down!
关掉它!关掉它! Shut it down! Shut it down!
-关掉它!关掉它!-你们太歇斯底里了! - Shut it down! Shut it down! - You guys are hysterical!
我觉得你不明白。我们要关闭这个地方。 I don't think you understand. We're gonna close this place.
-你们都被解雇了。-我喜欢，被炒了! - You're all fired. - I like that, fired!
解雇,嘿嘿!解雇,嘿嘿!很热! Fired, heh! Fired, heh! It's hot!
我们被解雇了，我们被解雇了! We're fired, we're fired!
哦,哇!被解雇了!Fi—— Oh, whoo! Fired! Fi--
哦，你是说我们真的被解雇了。 Oh, you mean we're really fired.
我们以为我们加薪了。 [both] We thought we were getting raises.
我不明白。你刚才说… I don't understand. You just said...
等等，大家放轻松。 Wait, relax, everybody.
现在，我们还是合作伙伴， Now, we're still partners on this,
这不是交易。 and that is not the deal.
我们说过没人会被解雇。 We said that nobody's getting fired.
-是的。-根据这份合同 - Yeah. - According to this contract
你签名不用读，我们什么都可以做。 you signed without reading, we can do anything.
还说我们不是搭档。 It also says we're not partners.
事实上，嘿…… Matter of fact, hey...
你刚刚被一个真正的骗子骗了，花花公子。 you just got hustled by a real hustler, playboy.
放开我。 Get off me.
(塞西尔笑) [Cecil laughs]
现在，是我发表演讲的时候了。 And now, time for my grand speech.
我一点都不开心了。 I'm totally not having fun anymore.
我想谢谢你们能出来 Uh, I want to thank y'all for coming out
庆祝好汉堡的告别派对 and celebrating this Good Burger's farewell party.
发出点声音!(笑) Make some noise! [laughs]
没错，这个地方被关闭了。 That's right, this location is shut down.
帮我个忙。我的客户不喜欢非法侵入者。 Do me a favor. My clients do not like trespassers.
现在，你们都是非法侵入者! And right now, you're all trespassers!
请离开。再见。现在!祝你过得愉快。 Please leave. Bye. Now! Have a nice day.
你说了那些话，我们怎么能过得开心呢? How are we supposed to have a nice day after what you said?
(观众窃窃私语) [crowd murmuring]
这都是你的错。 This is all your fault.
你说一切都会好起来的。 You said everything was going to be okay.
-[两者]嗯，不是的。-等等，等等。 - [both] Well, it's not. - Hold on, hold on.
他们也骗走了我的钱。 They screwed me out of money, too.
他们为什么要这么做? Why would they do this?
现在我们都失业了。 Now we're all out of jobs.
谁会雇佣露丝?她已经死了。 Who's gonna hire Ruth? She's practically dead.
-无意冒犯。-没事的，亲爱的。 - No offense. - It's okay, sweetie.
这周我的心脏停了四次。 My heart stopped four times this week.
这不是我的错。 Well, this isn't my fault.
这句话你好像说了很多次。 You seem to have to say that an awful lot.
看来我妈对你的看法是对的。 I guess my mom was right about you.
米娅，快来——米娅! Mia, come-- Mia!
别就这样走了，各位。 Don't leave it like this, y'all.
来吧。我不知道会发生这种事。 Come on. I didn't know this was gonna happen.
-你得相信我。-没事的。 - You gotta believe me. - It's okay.
真希望你没让我卖好汉堡。 I wish you didn't tell me to sell Good Burger.
这样吧，你可以留着这张照片。 You know what, you can have this photo.
它不再给我带来快乐了。 It doesn't bring me happiness anymore.
这不是我的错! This was not my fault!
这都是我的错!哦,男人!我看到了解决问题的办法 This was all my fault! Oh, man! I saw a solution to my problems
想都没想就冲进去了。 and rushed into it without even thinking.
(叹气)我所要做的就是看合同。 [sighs] All I had to do was read the contract.
但我一直在寻找快速解决办法 But I'm always looking for the quick fix--
-[玻璃碎片]-我很快就能修好 - [glass shatters] - I could fix that real quick.
不!天啊，我本来要还我妹妹钱的! No! Oh, man, I was gonna pay my sister back!
现在又有一群人讨厌我。 And now a whole bunch of new people hate me.
我就是不明白。 I just don't get it.
MegaCorp不需要关闭Good Burger。 MegaCorp does not need to close down Good Burger.
我们一定能做点什么。 There's got to be something we can do.
胳肢他们，我要让他们排成一排 [Ed] Tickle 'em. I'm gonna line them up
-好好挠他们痒痒。-艾德，你在干什么? - and tickle 'em real good. - Ed, what are you doing?
嗯?我在玩《兔子粉碎》。 Huh? I'm playing Bunny Smash.
是的，这是我最喜欢的游戏。 Yeah, it's my favorite game.
你有兔子，你给它们挠痒痒， You get bunnies, you tickle 'em,
如果他们笑，你就会得到一根胡萝卜! and if they laugh, you get a carrot!
艾德，别这样，伙计，集中精神! Ed, come on, man, focus!
这种时候你怎么还在玩游戏? How could you be playing a game at a time like this?
我试着不去想美味汉堡。 I'm trying not to think about Good Burger.
现在我在想好汉堡了。 Oh, now I'm thinking about Good Burger.
-我们得做点什么!-我知道我们能做什么。 - We gotta do something! - I know what we could do.
我们可以随便找个名人，让他们聚在一起， We can get random celebrities, get 'em all together,
让他们唱一首关于拯救好汉堡的歌 and have them sing a song about saving Good Burger.
有一家汉堡店…… There's a burger place...
♬在每一条街上♬ ♪ On each and every street ♪
但只有一个是重要的♬ ♪ But there's only one that matters ♪
当你需要好吃的东西时♬ ♪ When you need something good to eat ♪
♬今天是美好的一天♬ ♪ Today is the day ♪
♬当所有的人必须团结起来♬ ♪ When all dudes must unite ♪
♬来一起玩♬ ♪ To come and dude together ♪
♬为了一个正确的原因♬ ♪ For a cause that is just right ♪
[all] ♬Give Good Burger back♬ [all] ♪ Give Good Burger back ♪
-来吧!-♬给好汉堡回来♬ - Come on! - ♪ Give Good Burger back ♪
——我……-呃，我不知道但也许。 - I... - Eh, I don't know. But maybe.
[all] ♬你必须把它还给我♬ [all] ♪ You've gotta give it back now ♪
把好汉堡还给你♬ ♪ Give Good Burger back ♪
♬把好汉堡还给你♬ ♪ Give Good Burger back ♪
-不，我们不会那么做的。——(叹息) - No, we're not gonna do that. - [sighs]
但我们不能就这么坐着。你知道吗? But we're not just gonna sit here. You know what?
我们去MegaCorp，好好谈谈， Let's go over to MegaCorp, have a reasonable conversation,
让他们改变主意，对吧? and get them to change their minds, right?
-这是个计划。-是啊，伙计。 - That's a plan. - Yeah, dude.
你不能和俱乐部乱来 ♪ Y'all can't mess with the club ♪
♬俱乐部，俱乐部，俱乐部，俱乐部，俱乐部♬ ♪ Club, club, club, club, club ♪
你不能和俱乐部乱来 ♪ Y'all can't mess with the club ♪
♬俱乐部，俱乐部，俱乐部，俱乐部，俱乐部♬ ♪ Club, club, club, club, club ♪
你不能和俱乐部乱来 ♪ Y'all can't mess with the club ♪
你永远无法理解它 ♪ Y'all can't never understand it ♪
♬在另一层，另一个带宽♬ ♪ On another level, another bandwidth ♪
♬哦，我在俱乐部和我的三明治♬ ♪ Oh, I'm in the club with my sandwich ♪
♬哟，叫它俱乐部三明治吧♬ ♪ Yo, call that a club sandwich ♪
♬呜，俱乐部里的每个人都知道怎么跳舞♬ ♪ Whoo, everybody in the club know how to dance ♪
♬我在乎的是音乐而不是乐队♬ ♪ I care about the music don't care about the bands ♪
不是为了果冻，只是为了果酱而吃 ♪ Not about the jelly, only eat it for the jams ♪
把布吉放到货车里 ♪ Put the boogie in the van ♪
是的，先生，你好吗? Uh, yes, sir, howdy-doo?
你可以去告诉大公司的头儿 You may go ahead and tell the head of MegaCorp
艾德和德克斯是来见他们的 that Ed and Dex is here to see them.
你可以往前走，让我们进去 You can go on ahead and let us in
因为我们不会接受拒绝的。 because we are not taking no for an answer.
[悬疑主题剧] [suspenseful theme plays]
(电话拨号) [phone dialing]
-我是保安吉玛西。-艾德和德克斯是来看他们的 - It's Jimathy, Security. - Ed and Dex are here to see 'em.
-艾德和德克斯要见你。——需求。不接受“不”。 - Ed and Dex are here to see you. - Demand. Not taking "no."
他们要求见你，不接受你的拒绝。 They demand to see you and will not take no for an answer.
啊哈。嗯哼。 Uh-huh. Mm-hmm.
往前走。到顶楼去。 Head on in. Go up to the top floor.
——哦!来吧。-我们可以进去吗? - Oh! Come on. - We can go in?
-这么简单?——不! - That easy? - No!
你还需要访客通行证。 You're also going to need your visitors' passes.
没关系，我们已经有自己的了。 That's okay, we already have our own.
我们已经有了自己的。 We already have our own.
祝你今天超级大公司快乐! Have a MegaCorp day!
-这是一个大办公室。-是的。 - This is a big office. - Yeah.
艾德和德克斯。我们一直在等你。 Ed and Dex. We've been expecting you.
我想让你跟好汉堡的新老板打个招呼。 I want you to say hello to the new owner of Good Burger.
没错，就是我。 That's right, it's me.
我不知道你是谁。 Uh, I have no idea who you are.
-是啊，你看起来不熟。——嗯。 - Yeah, you don't seem familiar. - Uh-uh.
Katt Bozwell。 Katt Bozwell.
——不。-我什么都没有。 - Nope. - I got nothing.
你肯定还记得我哥哥科特吧。 Well, surely you remember my older brother, Kurt.
他在Good Burger对面开了Mondo Burger。 He opened Mondo Burger across from Good Burger.
然后，多亏了你们俩，蒙多汉堡倒闭了。 Then, thanks to you two, Mondo Burger went under.
我哥哥进了监狱。 And my brother went to jail.
是的，我们当然记得。 Yeah, of course we remember.
——嗯。-我不知道。 - Hmm. - I don't.
你确定你没把我当成另一个艾德 You sure you're not confusing me with a different Ed
在蒙多汉堡对面的好汉堡工作 that worked at Good Burger across from Mondo Burger,
是谁发明了你弟弟想偷的秘方? who created a secret sauce your brother tried to steal?
艾德，她没说酱汁的事。 Ed, she didn't say anything about the sauce.
哦，所以我记得。 Oh, so I do remember.
[凯特]你们两个—— [Katt] You two dest--
——塞西尔。——嗯?哦! - Cecil. - Huh? Oh!
帮我从蛋里出来。 Help me out of the egg.
你们俩毁了我的家庭。 You two destroyed my family.
从那以后我就一直在计划复仇。 And I've been planning my revenge ever since.
-很甜。——(吞) - It's very sweet. - [gulps]
我现在是好汉堡的老板。 I own Good Burger now.
我们要开超级好汉堡店 We're going to open Mega Good Burgers
在世界各地的城市。 in cities all over the world.
嗯哼。从好莱坞到香港。 Mm-hmm. From Hollywood to Hong Kong.
香港不是一座城市，它是一种猿类的名字。 Hong Kong's not a city, it's the name of an ape.
不，不是这个Kong。 Nope, that's the wrong Kong.
“错金刚”是猿的名字吗? Is Wrong Kong the name of the ape?
——什么?——《金刚》 - What? - King Kong.
-玩桨的游戏吗?——[厌恶的叹息] - Oh, the game with the paddles? - [disgusted sigh]
——乒乓球。-噢，门铃发出的声音。 - Ping-Pong. - Oh, the sound a doorbell makes.
叮咚!——什么? - Ding-dong! - What?
请停止!沉默。 Please stop! Silence.
(抱怨) [whines]
重点是，我终于实现了我家族的梦想。 The point is, I'm finally living up to my family's dream.
但这一次，它被称为超级好汉堡。 But this time, it's called Mega Good Burger.
你没必要把好汉堡的人都炒了。 You didn't have to fire everybody from Good Burger.
你就不能考虑让他们回去工作吗? Can't you consider giving their jobs back?
——不!——嗯。 - No! - Uh-uh.
不，我们不能。因为我们不再需要你了。 No, we cannot. Because we don't need you anymore.
我们不需要任何员工。这是最好的部分。 We don't need any employees. That's the best part.
吃午饭的时候我会解释的。 I'll explain over lunch.
你们喜欢汉堡，对吧? You boys like burgers, right?
-[口吃]-现在吃午饭吗? - [stammers] - Is lunch happening now?
跟着她。——好的。 - [Cecil] Follow her. - Okay.
(Katt)开放! [Katt] Open!
打开! Open!
这种方式。 This way.
——坐!——[现在] - Sit! - [whines]
谁饿了? Who's hungry?
[电子嗡嗡声，嗡嗡声] [electronic whirring, buzzing]
欢迎来到美佳汉堡，美佳汉堡之家。 Welcome to Mega Good Burger, home of the Mega Good Burger.
您要点菜吗? Can I take your order?
哇! Whoa!
就像看着一面贴着我照片的镜子。 It's like looking at a mirror with my picture taped on it.
——什么?-所有超级好汉堡 - What? - All Mega Good Burgers
将完全自动化，而且，正如你所见， will be fully automated, and, as you can see,
艾德还是美佳汉堡的代言人。 Ed is still the face of Mega Good Burger.
我要一个超级好汉堡， I would like one Mega Good Burger,
一份超级好薯条 one order of Mega Good Fries,
请给我一杯巧克力奶昔。 and one chocolate Mega Good Shake, please.
一个超级好汉堡，一个超级好薯条， One Mega Good Burger, One Mega Good Fry,
一杯超级好奶昔。一共是8美元。 One Mega Good Shake. That'll be $8.
[笑] [chuckles]
——哦。-[扫描仪哔哔声] - Oh. - [scanner beeping]
接受付款。您的饭菜马上就送出去。 Payment accepted. Your meal will be out momentarily.
当你接受付款时，你可以感觉到。 You can feel it when payment's accepted.
[笑] [chuckles]
- [Ed]哦!- [Dex] Man!哦! - [Ed] Ooh! - [Dex] Man! Oh!
你把激光放在肉上。 You put the laser on the meat.
(模仿机器喷射)然后“噗”的一声。 [imitates machine squirting] Then the "pfft."
-[喷射]- Ed's Sauce - [squirting] - Ed's Sauce.
我的埃德酱。 My Ed's Sauce.
-他们拿走了我的酱汁。-我知道，是我的错。 - They got my sauce. - I know, that's my fault.
好了，哦! There we go, ooh!
-多汁的生菜。- [Ed]哇! - Juicy lettuce, yeah. - [Ed] Wow!
是的! Yes!
(敏捷)好吧… [Dex] Okay...
得更快。 Faster.
——好。-它去哪儿了? - Nice. - Where-where did it go?
哦，它去哪儿了?[笑] Oh, where'd it go? [chuckles]
[Katt笑) [Katt laughs]
——哦!——(喘息) - Oh! - [gasps]
[凯特]就在那儿。 [Katt] It's there.
这是您的餐点。感谢您选择美佳汉堡。 Here's your meal. Thank you for choosing Mega Good Burger.
我知道，谢谢我。 I know, thank me.
哇，一个有效率的Ed。 Wow, an efficient Ed.
他就像我一样。 It's like he's me.
但我就是我!(喘息) But I'm me! [gasps]
也许我们都是我! Maybe we're both me!
如果你是我，我的生日是什么时候? If you're a me, when's my birthday?
对不起，我不知道“我的生日是什么时候?” Sorry, I do not have the answer to "when is my birthday?"
(笑)哦，哇!我也不知道我的生日是什么时候! [laughs] Oh, whoa! I don't know when my birthday is either!
哇，这太奇怪了，伙计! Wow, this is so weird, dude!
艾德，那是机器人你。 Ed, that is a robot you.
MegaCorp想用Ed机器人取代所有人。 MegaCorp wants to replace everybody with Ed robots.
我们称它们为Ed-amatronics。 We call them Ed-amatronics.
这很聪明。是我想出来的。 It's pretty clever. I came up with it.
图片。不再有烦人的员工 Picture it. No more annoying employees
他们有很多烦人的问题，比如生病 with their annoying problems, like getting sick
或者要求加薪，或者“我要去洗手间。” or asking for a raise or, "I need to go to the bathroom."
太糟糕了，太悲哀了。不用我的钱。 Well, too bad, so sad. Not on my dime.
你在自己的时间拉屎! You poo on your own time!
零员工，利润最大化。 Zero employees, maximum profits.
看到了吗?为什么大家都说你是个差劲的商人? See? Why does everyone call you a lousy businessman?
-我不明白。-每个人都觉得我很差劲? - I don't get it. - Everyone thinks I'm lousy?
-是的。——哦。 - Uh, yes. - Oh.
哦，等等，我忘了。有更多的。 Oh, wait, I forgot. There's more.
-跟我来。-更多? - Follow me. - More?
(Ed咕哝声) [Ed grunts]
欢迎来到控制室。 Welcome to the control room.
好吧，我开始觉得你在吹牛了。 Okay, this is starting to feel like you're bragging now.
在这个房间里，我可以应付 In this one room, I can manage
所有超级好汉堡店 all Mega Good Burger locations at once.
看这个。 Watch this.
达拉斯! Dallas!
欢迎光临美佳汉堡，耶-呼! Welcome to Mega Good Burger, yee-hoo!
-伦敦。-欢迎来到Mega Good Burger， - London. - Welcome to Mega Good Burger,
<我>夫人。 -马德里，西班牙。 -milady. - Madrid, Spain.
不用说"西班牙"那部分。 Didn't have to say the "Spain" part.
Bienvenido a Mega Good Burger. Bienvenido a Mega Good Burger.
-随便选一个地方。——东京。 - Pick a place, any place. - Tokyo.
东京! Tokyo!
[用日语说] [speaking in Japanese]
这太不可思议了。 This is all pretty incredible.
我是说，你逃不掉的。 I mean, you'll never get away with this.
哦，我们会的。 Oh, but we will.
24小时后，我们的全球盛大开幕。 In 24 hours, our grand opening launches worldwide.
这样吧，我给你最后一次机会。 You know what, I'm gonna give you one last chance.
把好汉堡还给我们，否则。 Give us Good Burger back, or else.
不然呢? Or else what?
嗯，我不知道。 Um, I don't know.
我没有完全想清楚。 I didn't totally think that through.
我想我们没时间了。 Oh, I think we're out of time.
嘿，伙计们。 Oh, hey, dudes.
我送你们回家好吗 Can I offer you boys a lift home
用我们的自动驾驶送货车吗? in one of our self-driving delivery cars?
没关系。 That's okay.
-我们有自己的车。-是的。 - We got our own ride. - Yeah.
哦，你是说这个? Oh, you mean this one?
-把车拉上来。- - - - - -[笑] - Pull up the car. - [chuckles]
- [Dex]就是这样。- [Ed]哦，是的。 - [Dex] That's it. - [Ed] Oh, yeah.
那是我的鞭子。 That's my whip, yeah.
(尖叫)不! [screams] No!
-[抽泣]-你不想看到这种事发生。 - [sobs] - You hate to see that happen.
为什么? Why?
你这个邪恶的女人! You evil woman!
也许我们应该用"不再燃烧" Maybe we should've used Burn No More.
我想我们现在可以去兜风了。 You know, I think we will take that ride now.
我也是这么想的。 That's what I thought.
好吧，等等。你不用逼我! Okay, now wait. You don't have to push me!
-开门。- [Ed]哇! - Open door. - [Ed] Whoa!
(笑)现在，这很酷。 [chuckles] Now, that's cool.
哇! Whoa!
(普通员工)再见! [grunts] Bye!
(Ed笑) [Ed chuckles]
我真不敢相信那位女士。 I can't believe that lady.
超级高效的Ed机器人。 Super efficient Ed bots.
以及她惊人的技术和天才的商业模式。 And her incredible technology and genius business model.
还有这辆愚蠢而神奇的自动驾驶汽车! And this dumb, amazing, self-driving car!
这个按钮使窗户上下移动。 This button makes the window go up and down.
所有的车都能做到。 All cars can do that.
(笑)不是没有窗户的房子。 [chuckles] Not ones that don't have windows.
-[轮胎的尖叫声]-哦，等一下。 - [tires screeching] - Oh, wait a second.
我们刚才为什么向左拐? Why did we just turn left?
这辆车怎么知道我们要去哪? How does this car know where we're going?
窗户不开了。 The windows stopped windowing.
-那是因为我锁了他们。 -谁说的? - That's because I locked them. - Who said that?
-是我，凯特。 -谁? - It is I, Katt. - Who?
哦，真的吗，伙计们?Mega Good Burger的新主人， Oh, really, guys? New owner of Mega Good Burger,
Kurt的妹妹要报仇了? -哦，那个凯特。 - Kurt's sister getting revenge? - Oh, that Katt.
希望你玩得开心。 I hope you're enjoying the ride.
这是你最后一次去。 It's the last one you'll take.
这辆车里的最后一个人， The last one in this particular vehicle,
还是最后一个意思是有坏事要发生? or the last one as in something bad is about to happen?
-第二个。 - [both]噢。 - The second one. - [both] Oh.
-[哔哔声]-它越来越有攻击性了 - [beeping] - It's getting aggressive.
(两个尖叫) [both screaming]
好了，我们得控制住它! All right, we gotta get control of it!
-[喇叭声]-[轮胎尖叫] - [horn honking] - [tires screeching]
-你说对了!——不!哦,不! - [Ed] You got it! - No! Oh, no!
好吧!我明白了。 All right! I got it.
哦，伙计，我知道了。来吧! Oh, man, I got it. Come on!
(两个呼噜的) [both grunting]
-[轮胎发出刺耳的声音]-这车很难驾驶。帮帮我! - [tires screeching] - This is hard to steer. Help me!
好吧!(普通员工) Okay! [grunts]
当心!冰淇淋车! Look out! Ice cream truck!
哦,建筑! Oh, construction!
-[两人尖叫]-[工人喘气] - [both scream] - [workers gasp]
我是一个瞎子啊 I'm blind!
我要死了!他会死的! [Ed] I'm gonna die! He's gonna die!
她会死的!我们都会死的! She's gonna die! We're all gonna die!
(两个喘气) [both gasping]
-哇，女士!——[两人尖叫] - Whoa, lady! - [both screaming]
(吸) [snorting]
墙，墙，墙，墙，墙! Wall, wall, wall, wall, wall!
-[尖叫]-[轮胎尖叫] - [screaming] - [tires screech]
-哇!-[轮胎尖叫] - [both] Whoa! - [tires screech]
(大喊朦胧地) [shouts indistinctly]
我有个主意。好吧，我们得找个公园。 I got an idea. Okay, we gotta find a park.
这不是野餐的时候。 This is not the time for a picnic.
我们被困在一辆失控的车里。 We are trapped in an out-of-control vehicle.
你以为我想去野餐吗! You think I want to have a picnic?!
对，我们没有毯子。但我有一些布里干酪。 Right, we don't have a blanket. Oh, but I do have some Brie.
哦!哦，我的布里干酪! Oh! Oh, my Brie!
[Dex]哇，哇，哇，哇!当心! [Dex] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Look out!
——哇!哇!- [Ed]好吧! - Whoa! Whoa! - [Ed] Okay!
(两个尖叫) [both screaming]
这是工作!我们就这样拿着，直到没电为止。 It's working! Let's hold it like this until it runs out of power.
[艾德]那要花多长时间? [Ed] How long is that gonna take?
取决于还剩多少能量。 Depends on how much power is left.
电源开关是F，代表"相当空" Power thingie is on F for "fairly empty."
——不!——嗯? - No! - Huh?
F代表"满了" Ed! F is for "full," Ed!
这得花点时间了，伙计。 Oh, this is gonna take a while, dude.
(两个尖叫) [both screaming]
(两个打鼾) [both snoring]
哦! Oh!
(两个尖叫) [both screaming]
(两个叹息) [both sigh]
-谢天谢地总算结束了。- - - - - -[笑] - Thank goodness that's over. - [chuckles]
-你没事吧?-是的。 - You okay? - Yeah.
灌木林thingie ! Spinny thingie!
那是什么?你要去哪里? What's that? Where you going?
我们还没玩够吗? Haven't we spinny-thingie'd enough?
- [Ed]旋转的东西!-对，我要吐了。 - [Ed] Spinny thingie! - Oh, yep, I'm gonna be sick.
我要吐了。 I'm gonna be sick.
好汉堡是我的生命，德克斯。 Good Burger was my life, Dex.
我不能再在汉堡店工作了。 I can't work at another burger place.
不会再有了。 There's not gonna be any.
除非我能做别的事。 Unless there's another job I can do.
也许我可以成为一名…… Maybe I could be a...
心脏外科医生! -[监视器哔哔声] - Heart surgeon! - [monitor beeping]
哇，我身上全是番茄酱! Whoa, this body's full of ketchup!
-等等，那不是番茄酱!-[平调] - Wait, that's not ketchup! - [flatline tone]
或者是世界著名的歌剧演员。 Or a world-famous opera singer.
♬我是一个男人，他是一个男人，她是一个男人♬ ♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude ♪
♬我们都是男人♬ ♪ We're all dudes ♪
[继续拿着尖锐的音符] [continues holding screeching note]
(呕吐) [gagging]
或者天气预报员。 Or a weather man.
你只需要按下按钮， All you gotta do is press the button,
-天气出现在你身后。-好吧。 - weather shows up behind you. - Okay, huh.
,(这两个喘气) [both gasp]
-[遥控器嘟嘟声]-[两声尖叫] - [remote beeps] - [both scream]
-[遥控器发出哔哔声]-[同时喘息] - [remote beeps] - [both gasp]
或者一个电影明星。 Or a movie star.
[旁白]在一个快餐混乱的世界里， [narrator] In a world of fast-food chaos,
两个家伙出发去治疗世界上的饥饿 two dudes set out to cure the world's munchies
在 Doordash guys 2: A Time to Deliver。 in Doordash Dudes 2: A Time to Deliver.
老实说，我不认为你是这些人中的任何一个。 Gotta be honest, I don't see you as any of those things.
哦，我该怎么办? Oh, what am I gonna do?
我们俩该怎么办?这是一团糟。 What are either of us gonna do? This is messed up.
是啊，但对我来说更糟。 Yeah, but it's worse for me.
我要养家糊口。 I have a family and mouths to feed.
你不用担心这个。 You don't have to worry about that.
你的家人讨厌你，而你拥有股票市场。 Your family hates you and you have stock market.
事实上，艾德， Well, actually, Ed,
我没有对你完全坦白。 I haven't been totally honest with you.
我不像你想的那么成功。 I'm not as successful as you think I am.
事实上，我失去了一切。 As a matter of fact, I lost everything.
我来找你是因为我无处可去。 I came to see you because I had nowhere else to go.
我知道你会帮我的，因为… I knew you would help me because...
你真是个好朋友。 well, you're a good friend.
但我对你不是个好朋友。 But I haven't been a good friend to you.
很抱歉我把事情搞砸了。 I'm so sorry I messed everything up.
但还有时间。 But there's still time.
我会帮你找回工作的。 I'm gonna get you your job back.
我要让每个人都恢复工作。 I'm gonna get everybody their jobs back.
好吧，那他现在去哪了? Okay, well, where's he gone now?
欢迎来到好汉堡，好汉堡之家。 Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger.
您要点菜吗? Can I take your order?
-你要点菜了吗，狗狗?-[哀嚎，咆哮] - Can I take your order, doggy? - [whines, growling]
我得快点了。 I'd better hurry.
[雇员们含糊地闲聊] [employees chattering indistinctly]
-给你。-[喋喋不休] - Here you go. - [chattering continues]
嘿,大家好!我很高兴你们都能来。 Hey, everybody! I'm glad you could all make it.
真不敢相信你让好汉堡把我们的工作还给了我们。 I can't believe you got Good Burger to give us our jobs back.
-[笑]-[两个人]我们太兴奋了。 - [chuckles] - [both] We're so excited.
听说我找回了工作，我感觉好多了。 Hearing I got my job back makes me feel much better.
我以为我再也见不到米娅了。 I thought I'd never see Mia again.
我是说，再也见不到你们了。 I-I mean, see any of you again.
-你们就像一家人。-[全部]噢… - You guys are like family. - [all] Aw...
我有件事要告诉你们大家。 Well, uh, I have something I need to tell you all.
-我们的工作没了。你开玩笑吧? - We don't have our jobs back. - [both] Are you kidding?
-但你刚刚说-你刚刚真的打了电话 - But you just said that-- - You literally just called
然后说我们的工作回来了。-是的。 - and said we had our jobs back. - Yeah.
嘿,每一个人。 Hey, everybody.
我让艾德把你叫来是想跟你谈谈。 I asked Ed to get you here so we could talk.
我不知道他会提到你们的工作。 I didn't know he was going to mention your jobs.
我以为他会说， I thought he'd say something like,
“想一起来玩兔子大冲撞吗?” "Want to come play Bunny Smash?"
或者，“你们都想出去玩，因为我们还是朋友?” Or, "Y'all want to hang out 'cause we're still friends?"
我们不想和你说话。 [both] We don't want to talk to you.
我知道我搞砸了。 I know I messed up.
我真的很抱歉。我要证明给你看。 I'm truly sorry. I'm gonna prove it.
但这比好汉堡更重要。 But this is bigger than Good Burger.
这关系到数以百万计的快餐工人 This is about millions of fast-food workers
世界各地。我们必须做点什么。 all over the world. We have to do something.
是的。 Yeah.
-什么事，詹森先生?-澄清一下， - Yes, Mr. Jensen? - To be clear,
-我们没有工作了?-很遗憾，没有。 - we don't have our jobs back? - Sadly, no.
但艾德和我有个计划。 But Ed and I have a plan.
我们要夺回好汉堡。 We're gonna get Good Burger back.
要做到这一点，我们得拿下大公司。 And to do that, we're gonna take down MegaCorp.
我们只是需要一些帮助。 We just need some help.
-[都]没有。-我们应该相信 - [both] Nope. - We're supposed to believe
你关心别人而不是你自己? you care about people other than yourself?
对不起，我们不买你的帐。 Sorry, we're not buying it.
我要回家了。 I'm going home.
(门关闭) [door closes]
(轻声嘟哝) [grunting softly]
妈妈，我回来了! Mom, I'm home!
你今晚睡在浴缸里。 You're sleeping in the tub tonight.
-伙计们，我们走。-嘿，等等，等等。 - Guys, let's go. - Hey, wait, wait, wait.
-我有话要说。——嗯? - I have something to say. - Huh?
我们不能放弃。 We can't give up.
[胜利主题剧] [triumphant theme plays]
是这样吗，艾德? Uh, is that it, Ed?
(音乐膨胀) [music swells]
嗯! Mmm!
你知道吗，艾德是对的。 You know what, Ed is right.
-我们不能放弃。-我们是一家人。 - We can't give up. - We're a family.
我们不会不战而败的! [both] We're not going down without a fight!
很棒的演讲，爸爸! Great speech, Dad!
(普通员工) [grunts]
你从艾德的话里都知道了吗? Y'all got all of that from what Ed said?
-是的，差不多。-是的。 - Yeah, pretty much. - Yeah.
动机。 Motivation.
德克斯，你有什么计划? So, Dex, what's your plan?
哦，好的，太好了。是的，嗯，嗯哼。 Oh, okay, great. Yeah, um, ahem.
好吧，今晚是50个好汉堡 All right, well, tonight 50 Good Burgers
将在世界各地的城市开业。 are going to be opening in cities across the world.
现在，MegaCorp依赖于它的技术 Now, MegaCorp relies on its technology
让自己在竞争中脱颖而出。 to set themselves apart from the competition.
我们毁了科技，就毁了巨型公司。 We destroy the technology, we destroy MegaCorp.
我们摧毁大公司，就能夺回好汉堡。 We destroy MegaCorp, we get Good Burger back.
看，这是大公司的总部。 Look, this is MegaCorp's headquarters.
我们得进入他们的控制室 We need to get into their control room
这样我们的电脑天才米娅 so that Mia, our computer genius,
可以进入他们的主服务器并禁用机器人。 can get into their master server and disable the robots.
-哦，等等…-[两个]机器人? - Oh, wait... - [both] Robots?
-真正的机器人?-什么机器人? - Real robots? - What robots?
-我可能需要备份。-[门打开] - I might need to back up. - [door opens]
(喘着气)我以最快的速度赶来了。 [panting] I-I came as fast as I could.
谢谢你帮我们找回工作，艾德! Thanks for getting us our jobs back, Ed!
嗯… Well...
(模糊聊天) [indistinct chattering]
[记者]我在Mega Good Burger的盛大开业仪式上。 [reporter] I'm at the grand opening of Mega Good Burger.
<我>。博兹韦尔，你有什么想法? Ms. Bozwell, your thoughts?
很快，我们家族称霸全球快餐业的梦想就实现了 Very soon, my family's dream of global fast-food dominance
将成为现实。 will be a reality.
[温柔地]甜蜜的复仇也会如此。 [softly] And so will sweet, sweet revenge.
你刚才是说"甜蜜的复仇"吗? Did you just say "sweet, sweet revenge"?
不，我没有。 No, I didn't.
你刚刚说了。 You just said that.
[嘲笑，然后轻笑] [scoffs, then chuckles]
Ye-yeah结结巴巴地说。是的,佩吉? [stammering] Ye-yeah. Yes, Peggy?
我们在超级好汉堡的盛大开业典礼上。 We are at the grand opening of Mega Good Burger.
你想去哪儿? Where do you think you're going?
我们是新闻团队 Uh, we're a news crew
下面是我们新闻节目的一条重要新闻。 following a very important news story for our news program.
嗯，是的，我有 Uh, yes, and, um, I have
这个全新的电子服务器机器人 this brand-new animatronic server bot
得马上送到餐厅去， that needs to get in the restaurant, stat,
把里面有毛病的那个换掉 and switch out the faulty one that's in there
把它换成这个新的。 and replace it with this new one.
[吉米西]我从来没近距离看过。 [Jimathy] I've never seen one up close.
哇，它们看起来是真的。 Wow, they look real.
真正的感觉。 Feel real.
(嗅探) [sniffs]
-甚至闻起来都是真的。——嗯。 - Even smell real. - Hmm.
你为什么要在它鼻子里放鼻屎? Why would you put a booger in its nose?
不要碰商品。这是微妙的。 Stop touching the merchandise. It's delicate.
-我们得进去-你得先给我看身份证。 - We need to get inside. - You need to show me ID first.
- ID ?ID吗?——嗯。嗯哼。 - ID? ID? - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
超级好汉堡还有不到一小时就要开张了， Mega Good Burger is opening in less than an hour,
如果这个机器人不到位，它就不能正常打开。 and it cannot open properly if this robot is not in place.
你问的是身份证?你有身份证吗? And you're asking about an ID? Do you have an ID?
每个人都想知道假人的名字 Everybody's gonna want to know the name of the dummy
是谁耽误了超级好汉堡的开业! who held up opening Mega Good Burger!
没必要这么做。请进。 There's no need for that. Come on in.
-祝你今天过得愉快。-谢谢。你,太。 - Have a MegaCorp day. - Thank you. You, too.
-我们走吧。-哇，不是你。 - [Jensen] Let's go. - Whoa, not you.
媒体入口在另一边。 Press entrance is on the other side.
-但是——-(嘲弄地)“但是——” - But, uh-- - [mocking] "But, uh--"
——“布鲁里溃疡,布鲁里溃疡”。- [Jimathy]另一边! -"Bu, bu." - [Jimathy] Other side!
我们被拒绝进入大楼了! Well, uh, we have been denied entry to the building!
我们被保安护送出去了! We are being escorted out by security!
那我们现在怎么办?噢，控制室! Well, what do we do now? Oh, control room!
-詹森先生，能听到我说话吗?-我们该怎么办? - Mr. Jensen, can you hear me? - What are we gonna do?
你应该把所有人都救出来。 You were supposed to get everyone out.
嘿，站住! Hey, stop right there!
保持完全静止。 Stay perfectly still.
-有什么问题吗?-是啊。 - Is there a problem? - Oh, yeah.
你走错路了。餐厅在那边。 You're going the wrong way. The restaurant's thataway.
那可真是大错特错。 Oh, well, that is a horrible blunder.
[米娅]谢谢你为我们指出正确的方向。 [Mia] Thank you for pointing us in the right direction.
你该回你的工作岗位了。 You should probably get back to your station.
胡说，我带你去。 Nonsense, I'll take you there.
就像你说的，这事太重要了。 Like you said, this is way too important.
-我们说过了，不是吗?-是的。 - We did say that, didn't we? - We did.
-跟我来。-好吧。 - Follow me. - Okey dokey.
我们被抓住了。 We got caught.
好的，我们再想办法进去。 Okay, we'll try and find another way in.
试试吗?詹森先生，请告诉我你收到了。 Try? Mr. Jensen, please tell me you got this.
好吧。 All right.
我来搞定。 I've got this.
我们去找露丝和艾德吧。 Let's get Ruth and Ed 2.
(两个人)好的，老板。 [both] Okay, boss.
女士们先生们，你们知道现在几点了吗? Ladies and gentlemen, do you know what time it is?
表演时间到了!打它! It's show time! Hit it!
- [Pitbull演奏的“火球”]-[咕噜声] - ["Fireball" by Pitbull plays] - [grunts]
(人群喘气) [crowd gasping]
[埃德笑] [Ed 2 laughs]
-♬火球♬-♬我看见了，我来了，我征服了♬ - ♪ Fireball ♪ - ♪ I saw, I came, I conquered ♪
或者我应该说我看到了，我征服了，我来了♬ ♪ Or should I say I saw, I conquered, I came ♪
♬他们说chico着火了，他不是骗子♬ ♪ They say the chico on fire and he's no liar ♪
当你都滑'他运行'的游戏…♪我> < / ♪ While y'all slippin' he runnin' the game... ♪
- [Ed笑]-[人群惊呼] - [Ed 2 chuckles] - [crowd exclaims]
(所有的欢呼) [all cheering]
哟!哟! Whee! Whee!
哟!噢! Whee! Ooh!
我想他们要来最后一集了。 I-I think they're about to do the finale.
那太棒了! That's gonna be amazing!
♬棍棒和石头可能会打断我的骨头♬ ♪ Sticks and stones may break my bones ♪
♬但我不在乎你说什么♬ ♪ But I don't care what y'all say ♪
因为随着世界的转动，你们所有的男孩都要学习♬ ♪ 'Cause as the world turns, y'all boys gonna learn ♪
这个chico在这里不播放 ♪ That this chico right here don't play ♪
那个男孩来自底部，地图的底部♬ ♪ That boy's from the bottom, bottom of the map ♪
♬M-I-A, USA我轻轻拍了一下Suzie♬ ♪ M-I-A, USA I gave Suzie a little pat ♪
在战利品上，她转过身说♬ ♪ Up on the booty, and she turned around and said ♪
♬往这边走♬ ♪ Walk this way ♪
(所有的欢呼) [all cheering]
保持冷静，不要动。 Just stay calm and be still.
哦!我得把最后一个胡言乱语修好。 Oh! Just got to fix one last little flabber-jabber here.
我只需要拧一下螺丝。 Just need to do some screwdrivering.
谢谢你给我们指对地方。 Thank you for showing us the right place.
没有问题。 No prob.
-[笑]-不。(笑) - [laughs] - Nope. [laughs]
(两个都笑了起来) [both laugh]
-有什么好笑的?-我只是在想 - What's so funny? - I was just thinking about
-"螺丝刀"是个有趣的词。——(笑) -"screwdrivers" is a funny word. - [laughs]
-太有趣了。——对吗?(笑) - That's so funny. - Right? [laughs]
我从来没有那样想过。 I never thought about it like that.
这很有趣。 It is pretty funny.
螺丝刀! Screwdriver!
(笑)螺丝不能转动! [laughs] A screw can't drive!
(所有的笑) [all laughing]
-[叹气]好险。——最后。 - [sighs] That was close. - Finally.
我一直以为我要放屁了。 I thought I was gonna fart the whole time.
哟!好吧，我们只需要 Ew! Okay, we just need--
[不祥的主题剧] [ominous theme plays]
哦,, Oh, just--
-我现在该怎么办?-搞乱订单什么的! - What do I do now? - Mess up orders or something!
哦，但是我很紧张! Oh, but I'm nervous!
巴黎,检查。东京,检查。 Paris, check. Tokyo, check.
伦敦,检查。柏林,检查。 London, check. Berlin, check.
-倒计时开始了-大家好 - The countdown is in about-- - Hey, guys.
这是你要的放射性物质。 Here's the radioactive material you ordered.
-这不是我们要的-看起来很危险。 - We didn't ask for that. - That looks dangerous.
-把它拿出去。-打扰一下。 - Get that out of here. - Excuse me.
——哦!哦,不!-[液体咝咝作响] - Oh! Oh, no! - [liquid sizzling]
放射性物质到处都是! Radioactive material's getting all over!
我很抱歉。我只是在找洗手间。我明白了。 I'm so sorry. I was just looking for the bathroom. I got it.
别碰那个!别吸进去! Don't touch that! Don't breathe that in!
(咳嗽)太晚了。 [coughing] Too late.
不要……感觉很好。 Don't... feel good.
-那里面有什么?-她会没事的。 - What's in that stuff? - She'll be all right.
(咳嗽)嗯，实际上，我的脸有点疼。 [coughing] Um, actually, my face kind of hurts.
有人知道护士办公室在哪里吗? Anyone know where the nurse's office is?
——没有。——哇。 - No. - Whoa.
——不!不!——哇! - No! No! - Whoa!
不!不! No! No!
是那条路吗?哦，我跟着你。 Is it that way? Oh, I'll follow you.
-我跟你来。——[众人大笑] - I'll follow you. - [all laughing]
控制室安全! Control room secured!
-[低语]开枪!<我>——米娅? - [whispering] Shoot! - Mia?
我不知道发生了什么，但我很兴奋。 I don't know what's happening, but I'm excited.
-你心情不好?-我很高兴。 - You in a bad mood? - I'm happy.
哦。这就是它的样子。好吧。 Oh. That's what it looks like. All right.
好吧，我一下令， Okay, when I give the word,
我们将打开大门。 we will unlock the doors.
我要点第一个正式的超级好汉堡 And I'm going to order the first official Mega Good Burger
新的快餐时代 of the new fast-food era
从这个宏伟的 from this magnificent
-技术奇迹。——[轻声呻吟] - technological marvel. - [groaning softly]
你将改变世界，我的朋友。 You're going to change the world, my friend.
(大声放屁) [farting loudly]
(放屁继续) [farting continues]
哦,不。 Oh, no.
你们给这个机器人编了放屁的程序吗? Did y'all program this robot to fart?
哦,不。 Uh, no.
[Dex]快跑!-抓住他们! - [Dex] Run! - Get them!
塞西尔:这是安全漏洞! [Cecil] It's a security breach!
我们有一个安全漏洞! [Cecil] We've got a security breach!
你是认真的吗? Are you serious?
我们有一个安全漏洞! We got a security breach!
所以我才把对讲机的电池拿出来。 That's why I take the batteries out of my walkie.
啊!你放屁了吗? Ugh! Did you fart?
——不!-不，是他 - No! - No, it was him.
我不知道该怎么办! I don't know what to do!
(结结巴巴地说) [stammering]
(的) [grunting]
(喊) [yelling]
-[喘着气]-哇，伙计! - [panting] - Whoa, dude!
-想得好，艾德!——(呻吟) - Good thinking, Ed! - [groans]
[笑] [laughing]
哇! Whoo!
你毁了我的衣服! You're ruining my outfit!
[结巴，喘气] [all stammering, panting]
小心黄油!到处都是。 Watch the butter! You're getting it everywhere.
-在我鞋上，好滑!-对不起，伙计! - It's on my shoes, so slippery! - [Ed] Sorry, dude!
(喘气) [panting]
(两个喘气) [both gasp]
快跑! Run!
我要上去追他们。 I'm going up after them.
算了吧。我要下去追他们。 Forget it. I'm going down after them.
[播放《汉堡芝士汉堡》，Third Trace] ["Hamburger Cheeseburger" by Third Trace playing]
哦。米娅，我们找到控制室了。 Oh. Mia, we found the control room.
这不是控制室，这只是个标志。 This isn't the control room, it's just a sign.
-拜托!——好吧!好吧。 - Come on! - Okay! All right.
詹森先生做到了!干得好，伙计。 Mr. Jensen did it! Good job, man.
(敏捷)<我>米娅。米娅，你在吗? [Dex] Mia. Mia, you there?
我在这里。我逃走了。 I'm here. I got away.
-暂时的。-我不惊讶。 - For now. - I'm not surprised.
你总是操场上跑得最快的孩子。 You were always the quickest kid on the playground.
-那么，你在哪里? -他们在哪里切土豆? - So, where are you? - Where they cut the potatoes?
土豆的房间吗?我们在控制室。我们该怎么办? Potato room? We're in the control room. What do we do?
进入高级系统首选项 Go to the advanced system preferences
找到主网格子文件夹。 and find the master grid subfolder.
主网格子文件夹，好的。 Master grid subfolder, okay.
好吧，这里有很多文件。 Whoa, okay, there's a lot of files here.
只删除文件名中带有“/energy”的文件。 Delete just the files with "/energy" in the name.
-这会关闭所有的电源——-[机器的隆隆声] - This'll disable all the power-- - [machine rumbling]
(叹息)噢。 [sighs] Ow.
你还好吗?这是怎么呢 -是的，我很好。 - You okay? What's going on? - Yeah, I'm fine.
(闹钟刺耳) [alarm blaring]
(喘息) [gasps]
(喘气) [gasping]
的帮助!的帮助! Help! Help!
-[米娅尖叫]-她说"救命"了吗? - [Mia screams] - Did she say "help"?
-听起来她说的是"嘘"-"鼻涕"不是一个词。 - Sounded like she said "snelp." -"Snelp" is not a word.
米娅!你说的是"help"还是"help"? Mia! Did you say "snelp" or "help"?
我得走了!你知道该怎么做吗? I gotta go! You know what to do?
删除文件。 Uh, delete the files.
只有那些写着/energy的。 Just the ones that say "/energy."
好吧。 Okay.
Mia，你说的是"help"还是"help"? Mia, did you say "snelp" or "help"?
的帮助! Help!
哇!土豆房间! Whoa! Potato room!
哦,米娅! Oh, Mia!
救命，德克斯叔叔! Help, Uncle Dex!
我打不通! I can't get through!
的帮助! Help!
不!帮帮我! No! Help me!
-[咕哝]-[米娅喘息] - [grunting] - [Mia gasps]
(尖叫) [screaming]
推呀，德克斯叔叔! Push, Uncle Dex!
我抓住你了，抓住你了! I got you, I got you!
[机器断电] [machine powering down]
你救了我。 You saved me.
是的，我做了。 Yeah, I did.
你怎么知道托盘会阻止切片机? How did you know the tray would stop the slicer?
我没有。 I didn't.
-[门打开]-[脚步声靠近] - [door opens] - [footsteps approaching]
所以你想毁掉我的重要夜晚，是吗? So, you thought you'd try to ruin my big night, huh?
对，我就是这么想的。 Um, yep, that was kind of the idea.
(嘲弄地)“这就是我的想法。” [mocking] "That was kind of the idea."
帮我帮你。嘿。 Help me help you. Hey.
他受伤了。他掉进了黄油里。 Um, he's hurt. He fell in butter.
老板! Boss!
我需要加薪，因为这里有漏洞 I'm gonna need a raise, 'cause there's been a breach
-在主控制室。——什么? - in the main control room. - What?
这不是我们的错。在我们的辩护中，我们被骗了。 It wasn't our fault. In our defense, we were tricked.
不,不。我们很谨慎。有一个小小的科学家 No, no. We were being cautious. There was a tiny science man
-用奇怪的液体-我不在乎。 - with freaky fluids. - I don't care.
-现在谁在上面?-嗯… - Who's up there right now? - Well, um...
-没有人。-好的，我需要你找到塞西尔 - no one. - Okay, I need you to find Cecil
现在就上去。 and get up there right now.
我们五分钟后向全世界直播! We go live in five minutes all over the world!
-五分钟，五分钟!走吧!-知道了。明白了。 - Five minutes, five minutes! Go! - Got it. Got it.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
我们该拿这两个怎么办? What are we gonna do with these two?
我们可以送自己出去。 Uh, we can just see ourselves out.
不。把它们带走。 No. Take them with you.
他们可以有两个前排座位 They can have two front-row seats
看着我的梦想成真。 to watch my dreams come true.
看着他们的梦想被粉碎。 And watch their dreams being crushed.
哦。 Oh.
(计算机哔哔声) [computer bleeping]
-好吧。——艾德! - All right. - Ed!
是的，快完成了! Yeah, almost done!
对，挠他们痒痒!好好挠他们痒痒!是的。 Yeah, tickle 'em! Tickle' em good! Yeah.
(普通员工) [grunts]
-哦，那是兔宝宝吗?——[Ed笑] - Ooh, is that Bunny Smash? - [Ed chuckles]
-你到了兔子飞的地方-嘿，笨蛋，集中精神! - You get to where bunnies fly-- - Hey, goon, focus!
嗯?怎么啦？好吧,好吧。好吧，我走了。 Huh? What? Okay, okay. All right, I'm going.
噢! Ow!
好吧，好吧。 Okay, okay, yeah.
不,不。不，不，不。不,不…… No, no. No, no, no. No, no...
不,不。不。哦,不。我们很好。 No, no. No. Oh, no. We're fine.
-我们很好。-一切都好。 - We're good. - Everything's fine.
塞西尔伟大。还有60秒就要直播了。 [Cecil] Great. We're live in 60 seconds.
你听到了吗?60秒。 You hear that? 60 seconds.
(笑) [laughs]
艾德，你没有删除任何文件吗? Ed, you didn't delete any of the files?
(Ed咕哝声) [Ed grunts]
米娅!米娅，你听到了吗?米娅? Mia! Mia, do you read me? Mia?
是的，她还是不接电话。 Yeah, she's still not answering.
你觉得他们拿到电脑了吗? Think they got to the computers?
-[号角演奏]- [Katt] 晚上好。 - [fanfare plays] - [Katt] Good evening.
我是凯特·博兹韦尔，欢迎来到最具纪念意义的事件 I'm Katt Bozwell, and welcome to the most monumental event
在快餐史上的地位 in the history of fast food.
(喝彩声) [crowd cheering]
当我按下这个按钮时， When I press this button,
全球所有Mega Good Burger门店 all Mega Good Burger locations around the world
将正式开业。 will officially be open for business.
你准备好了吗? - [all欢呼] - Are you ready? - [all cheering]
(模拟喘息声) [mock gasps]
-[烟花呼啸，爆裂声]-[人群惊呼] - [fireworks whistling, popping] - [crowd exclaiming]
我做到了! I did it!
我是说，我们做到了。 I mean, we did it.
请进 Come on in.
<我>哇!好的。 Whoo! Okay.
现在我将放置 I will now place
新快餐时代的第一份订单。 the first order of the new fast-food era.
开始吧。 Here we go.
欢迎来到美佳汉堡，美佳汉堡之家。 Welcome to Mega Good Burger, home of the Mega Good Burger.
您要点菜吗? Can I take your order?
为什么，是的，你可以。 Why, yes, you can.
我想要一个超级好汉堡 I would like one Mega Good Burger
和一份超级好薯条。 and one Mega Good Fry.
一个超级好汉堡，一个超级好薯条即将到来。 One Mega Good Burger, One Mega Good Fry coming up.
[电子流行音乐播放] [electronic pop music plays]
就是这个 And there it is.
这是你的汉堡。 Here's your burger.
(温柔的笑声) [giggles softly]
(人群喘息声) [crowd gasps]
——哦!——[米娅笑] - Oh! - [Mia laughs]
只是首演之夜的紧张。 Just opening-night jitters.
-(凯特笑)-这是你的薯条 - [Katt chuckling] - Here's your fries.
-[人群喘气]-[剧烈呼气] - [crowd gasping] - [exhales sharply]
-你在干什么?——(转动) - [whispers] What are you doing? - [whirring]
[《Hit 'Em With the Sauce》，Jay Levels演奏] ["Hit 'Em With the Sauce" by Jay Levels playing]
用酱汁打他们 ♪ Hit 'em with the sauce ♪
[所有]大声说 [all exclaiming]
凯特:哦，等等!等等! [Katt] Oh, wait! Wait!
等等!停! Wait! Stop!
要不要来杯超级好奶昔? Would you like a Mega Good Shake with that?
不! No!
哦!发生什么事了?! Oh! What is happening?!
-好的，是什么在发生?-不删除文件， - Okay, what is happening? - Instead of deleting the files,
我只是重新编程了一下 I just reprogrammed it
所以世界上的一切都会变得疯狂， so everything would go wackadoo all over the world,
-在每个地方。——[模糊地争论] - in every location. - [arguing indistinctly]
-[丧钟敲响]-[尖叫声] - [bell tolls] - [screams]
你好，请给我一个好汉堡好吗? Hello, may I have one Good Burger, please?
你是个笨蛋，他也是个笨蛋 You're a nitwit, he's a nitwit,
她是个笨蛋，你们都是笨蛋! she's a nitwit, you're all nitwits!
这不是很好。 That's not very nice.
再见,傻子。 Goodbye, nitwit.
呃! Yee-haw!
(人群争相) [crowd clamoring]
威尔玛Control-alt-delete。 [Wilma] Control-alt-delete.
-太过分了。-必须做点什么! - It's too much. - Got to do something!
(警报刺耳) [alert blaring]
用酱汁打他们 ♪ Hit 'em with the sauce ♪
让它停下来!让它停下来! Make it stop! Make it stop!
我们尝试。没有什么工作! We're trying. Nothing's working!
——试一试!做点什么!——不!不!我完成了。 - Try! Do something! - No! No! I'm done.
-我完了。-不，回来! - I'm done. - No, come back here!
好吧，算你的了。 Okay, it's on you.
-你可以的。-我也吃完了。 - You can do it. - I'm also done.
你要去哪里?怎么啦？ Where you going? What?
我会失去一切的!我的兰博基尼，我的房子! I'm gonna lose everything! My Lamborghini, my house!
打手,打手!帮帮我，笨蛋! Goons, goons! Help me, goons!
——不!——嗯。我要走了! - No! - Uh-uh. I'm out of here!
救命，别跑!救命，别跑! Help, don't run! Help, don't run!
这是结束了。我们毁了。 It's over. We're ruined.
忘记这一点。我不干了。 Forget this. I quit.
你赢了!你可以拿回好汉堡。 You win! You can have Good Burger back.
——是的!——是的! - Yes! - Yeah!
-我们成功了!-天啊! - We did it! - Aw, man!
请不要离开! Please don't leave!
(所有争相) [all clamoring]
——再见!——再见! - Bye! - Bye!
这样更有趣 This is much more entertaining
——而不是关掉电源。——嗯。 - than turning the power off. - Uh-huh.
再见，假的混蛋超级好汉堡! Bye-bye, fake, punk-ass Mega Good Burger!
再见!(笑) Bye-bye! [laughs]
(咆哮) [growling]
(的) [grunting]
你毁了我的夜晚! You ruined my big night!
(的) [grunting]
不! No!
放我下来! Put me down!
[哔哔声,呼呼] [beeping, whirring]
你为什么有番茄酱和芥末? Why do you have ketchup and mustard?
它为什么指着我? Why is it pointing at me?
我造就了你!不! I made you! No!
-(笑)-不，不，不! - [laughing] - No, no, no, no!
哈哈，番茄酱，芥末! Ha-ha, ketchup, mustard!
(机器人笑) [robot laughing]
(疯狂的笑声) [maniacal laughter]
(爆炸) [explosion]
喂? Hello?
(所有的笑) [all laughing]
谁能把我放下来? Can someone get me down?
你这儿有点脏东西。 You got a little schmutz here.
哦，是吗? Oh, do I?
凯特脸上有番茄酱和芥末酱! Katt got ketchup and mustard on her face!
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo ! Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo!
[all] ♬Katt身上沾了芥末和番茄酱 [all] ♪ Katt got mustard and ketchup on her ♪
♬凯特脸上有芥末和番茄酱 ♪ Katt got mustard and ketchup on her face ♪
在她的脸上!♪我> < / ♪ On her face! ♪
把我放下来!把我放下来!啊! Get me down! Get me down! Ugh!
再次感谢你救了我的命。 Thanks again for saving my life.
别这样，你是家人。我愿意为你做任何事。 Come on, you're family. I'd do anything for you.
德克斯，艾德，对不起! Dex, Ed, I'm sorry!
(笑)再见，凯特! [laughs] Bye, Katt!
不，不，不，不!别离开我! No, no, no, no! Don't leave me!
-回来!让我们重新开好汉堡店吧! - Come back! - [Ed] Let's reopen Good Burger!
[众人惊呼，大笑] [all exclaiming, laughing]
——是的!-米娅，你…凯。 - Yeah! - Mia, you're o... kay.
我是说，你们都很好。 I mean, you're all okay.
-我也很高兴见到你，伙计。-没关系，詹森先生。 - Good to see you, too, man. - It's okay, Mr. Jensen.
你能行的。 You got this.
-哦…——[米娅咯咯笑] - Oh... - [Mia giggles]
-怎么了?我们考虑了这个计划 - So, what happened? - [both] We thought the plan
就是关掉电源。 was to turn off the power.
是啊，艾德有个更好的计划。 Yeah, well, Ed had a better plan.
我想把所有餐厅的电源都关掉 I figured turning off the power to all the restaurants
只会推迟开业，影响不够大吗 would only delay the opening and not be enough impact
让大公司破产 to put MegaCorp out of business.
我黑进了主服务器。 So, I hacked into the master server.
我所要做的就是修改控件提示符。 All I had to do was modify the control prompts.
-(笑)是啊。-等等，什么? - [chuckles] Yeah. - Wait, what?
所以，基本上，他重新编程让机器人变得疯狂。 So, basically, he reprogrammed the robots to go wackadoo.
那是我爸爸。(叹息) That's my dad. [sighs]
(双胞胎笑) [twins laughing]
所以，当MegaCorp和所有新的好汉堡 And so, while MegaCorp and all of the new Good Burgers
都正式破产了 are officially out of business,
原来深受喜爱的好汉堡又回来了。 the original beloved Good Burger is back for good.
是的，没错。我们回来了，宝贝! Yeah, that's right. We back, baby!
<我>——我们就回来![笑]-他们回来了。 -We're back! [laughs] - They're back.
-回来!-干得好。哦! - Back to stay! - Good job. Oh!
——哇!(笑)-哦，太可爱了。 - Whoa! [laughs] - Oh, that was lovely.
[顾客欢呼，吹口哨] [customers cheering, whistling]
-恭喜你重新开业。-没有机器人好多了。 - Yo, congrats on the reopening. - So much better without robots.
-谢谢，笨蛋。-是的。 - Thanks, goons. - Yeah.
他是对的。我们刚刚证明了一些重要的东西。 He's right. We just proved something important.
人类永远不会被技术取代。 People will never be replaced by technology.
没有机器能像人那样高效地完成一项工作。 No machine can do a job as efficiently as a human.
不好意思，我要的不是冰，但这里有冰。 Excuse me, I asked for no ice, but there's ice.
啊，没问题，伙计。 Ah, no prob, dude.
你就上去吧。 Just get up in there.
好了，就这样。 Oh, there we go, like that.
哈!人类的效率! Ha! Human efficiency!
-我再给你拿一个。——(叹息) - I'll get you another one. - [sighs]
嘿，艾德，我能要一个好汉堡吗 [woman] Hey, Ed, can I get one Good Burger
让我哥哥好好道个歉? and one good apology from my brother?
一个美味的汉堡，还有我哥哥诚挚的道歉。 [Ed] One Good Burger and one good apology from my brother.
夏洛特? Charlotte?
-你来了!-等等。 - You're here! - Hold that thought.
能给我来一份薯条吗? Can I get a side of fries with that?
-继续。-很高兴见到你。 - Go on. - I'm glad to see you.
-很抱歉-等一下 - And I'm sorry-- - Hold on a second.
——是的。能给我一些泡菜吗 - Yep. - Can I get some pickles
再来点奶酪和巧克力奶昔? and some cheese and one of them chocolate milkshakes?
继续下去。 Continue.
我想说我很抱歉。 I was trying to say that I was sorry.
-为了一切。-嘿，妈妈。 - For everything. - Hey, Mom.
我本来打算继续生气的， Well, I was going to stay mad,
但是谢谢你为我的孩子所做的一切。 but thank you for what you did for my baby.
我们是一家人，这比钱更重要。 We're family, and that's more important than money.
我爱你。 I love you.
我也爱你!(普通员工) I love you, too! [grunts]
但我可以一辈子免费吃饭，对吧? But I get to eat free for life, right?
-[紧张]是的，当然。毫米!好兄弟。 - [strained] Yes, of course. - Mm! Good brother.
我能再要四个汉堡吗? Can I get four more burgers?
我想我要洋葱圈。 I think I want onion rings.
我听说他们很讨厌，但我想要他们，因为他们免费。 I heard they was nasty, but I want 'em 'cause they free.
我想在熏牛肉上放奶酪丝 I want shredded cheese on the pastrami
你会为我做的。我知道你们有熏牛肉。 you're gonna make for me. I know y'all got pastrami.
♬我是一个男人，他是一个男人，她是一个男人♬ ♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude ♪
♬我们都是男人，嘿♬[笑] ♪ We're all dudes, hey ♪ [chuckles]
-你今晚想吃什么?-沙拉什么的。 - What you want to eat tonight? - A salad or something.
——沙拉?——沙拉。 - Salad? - Salad.
那是你侄女。 That's your niece.
-给她一颗莴苣。——好的。 - Get her a head of lettuce. - Okay.
我的意思是，这听起来很贵，但很值得。 I mean, that all sounds costly, but it's worth it.
我的家人回来了。 I got my family back.
我的朋友们也回来了。 And I got my friends back.
我们永远不会让任何人破坏 We will never let anybody destroy
再次来到这家令人难以置信的餐厅。 this incredible restaurant ever again.
——哦!——[顾客喘着气] - Oh! - [customers gasping]
[艾德呻吟，吐唾沫] [Ed 2 groans, spits]
嘿，买了辆新的汉堡车。 Hey, got the new Burgermobile.
现在我要学开车了。 Now I need to learn how to drive.
艾德，你不想说点什么吗? Ed, aren't you gonna say something?
还有一件事要说，德克斯。 There's only one thing left to say, Dex.
欢迎来到好汉堡，好汉堡之家。 Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger.
您要点菜吗?[笑] Can I take your order? [chuckles]
[摇滚音乐播放] [rock music plays]
♬新的一天会比昨天更好♬ ♪ It's another day to be better than yesterday ♪
♬Ooh, Ooh, Ooh♬ ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
♬我得到了我需要的一切，我没有压力在我的道路上♬ ♪ Got everything I need and I got no stress in my way ♪
-♬没有压力，没有压力♬-♬Ooh, Ooh, Ooh♬ - ♪ No stress, no stress ♪ - ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
你想过如何处理你那价值10亿美元的想法吗? You thought about what to do with your billion-dollar idea?
永久冰?这是个可怕的想法。 Permanent ice? It's a horrible idea.
那太糟糕了。我知道怎么做了。 That's too bad. I figured out how to make it.
-说什么?-是的，看看。 - Say what? - Yeah, check it out.
-[放屁，叹气]-哇，看看。 - [farts, sighs] - Wow, check it.
哇!你做到了。 Whoa! You did it.
-是的，我们是天才!——(笑) - Yeah, we're geniuses! - [laughs]
♬我们都是男人，嘿!我是一个男人，他是一个男人♬ ♪ We're all dudes, hey! I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
♬她是个男人，我们都是男人，嘿!♪我> < / ♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey! ♪
<我>♪混音!♪我> < / ♪ Remix! ♪
♬我是一个男人，他是一个男人♬ ♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
♬她是个男人，我们都是男人，嘿!♪我> < / ♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey! ♪
♬我是一个男人，他是一个男人♬ ♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
♬她是个男人，我们都是男人，嘿!♪我> < / ♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey! ♪
永久冰。这是有史以来最伟大的产品。 Permanent ice. This is the greatest product ever.
我给你500万美元，5%的利息。 I'll give you $5 million for five percent.
如果是0，那么1000万呢? What about 10 million for zero percent?
-交易。——[众人欢呼] - Deal. - [all cheering]
是的，是的，是的! Yes, yes, yes!
♬我感觉G-O-O-D♬ ♪ I'm feelin' G-O-O-D ♪
如果你认识我，那说明我很好 ♪ That means I'm good if you know me ♪
♬我有我的家人和我所有的男人♬ ♪ I got my family And all of my dudes ♪
♬我看见你了!♪我> < / ♪ I see you! ♪
我现在没有沮丧了 ♪ I'm not down in the dumps now ♪
♬我会像太阳一样闪耀♬ ♪ I'll be shining like the sun now ♪
<我>视图——♪♪——<我>♪哇,感觉良好♪ - ♪ What a view ♪ - ♪ Whoa, feels good ♪
-♬我们走吧!♬-♬所以跟我一起笑吧♬ - ♪ Let's go! ♪ - ♪ So smile with me ♪
♬来吧，露出你的牙齿♬ ♪ Come on, show those teeth ♪
我们不需要牛肉 ♪ We don't need no beef ♪
除非它是一个好汉堡，嗯，嗯，来吧!♪我> < / ♪ Unless it's a Good Burger, unh, unh, come on! ♪
♬我是一个男人，他是一个男人♬ ♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
♬她是个男人，我们都是男人，嘿!♪我> < / ♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey! ♪
♬我是一个男人，他是一个男人♬ ♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
♬她是个男人，我们都是男人，嘿!♪我> < / ♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey! ♪
♬我是一个男人，他是一个男人♬ ♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
♬她是个男人，我们都是男人，嘿!♪我> < / ♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey! ♪
♬我是一个男人，他是一个男人♬ ♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
♬她是个男人，我们都是男人，嘿!♪我> < / ♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey! ♪
嘿，Cindy-sometimes-Mindy和Mindy-sometimes-Cindy， Hey, Cindy-sometimes-Mindy and Mindy-sometimes-Cindy,
-怎么了?嘿，Ed! - what's up? - [both] Hey, Ed!
现在好汉堡店都忙坏了， Now that it's so busy at Good Burger,
我们厨房里真的需要帮手。 we could really use some help in the kitchen.
所以，我们在想 So, we were thinking
也许你可以雇我们的妹妹，琳蒂。 maybe you could hire our sister, Lindy.
嗨，我是林迪。 Hi, I'm Lindy.
-你觉得呢?-哦，不。 - What do you think? - Oh, no.
不不不不 No, no, no, no--
<我>——所有哥们♪♪我们——(Ed) <我>是的,汉堡2好! - ♪ We're all dudes ♪ - [Ed] Yeah, Good Burger 2!
哦，哦，看这个。 Oh, oh, watch this.
♬噢，两个♬ ♪ Oh, two ♪
因为我们都是男人 ♪ 'Cause we're all dudes ♪
♬我是一个男人，他是一个男人♬ ♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
♬她是个男人，我们都是男人，嘿!♪我> < / ♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey! ♪
♬我是一个男人，他是一个男人♬ ♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
♬她是个男人，我们都是男人，嘿!♪我> < / ♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey! ♪
♬我是一个男人，他是一个男人♬ ♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
♬她是个男人，我们都是男人，嘿!♪我> < / ♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey! ♪
♬我是一个男人，他是一个男人♬ ♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
♬她是个男人，我们都是男人，嘿!♪我> < / ♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey! ♪
♬我是一个男人，他是一个男人♬ ♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
♬她是个男人，我们都是男人，嘿!♪我> < / ♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey! ♪
好汉堡员工的生活。 Ah, the life of a Good Burger employee.
或者老板。(邪恶地笑) Or boss. [laughs evilly]
第三部分，我们要去太空了! Part three, we're going to space!
(船员笑) [crew laughing]
(导演)。 [director] Cut.
♬我是一个男人，他是一个男人♬ ♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
♬她是个男人，我们都是男人，嘿!♪我> < / ♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey! ♪
♬我是一个男人，他是一个男人♬ ♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude ♪
♬她是个男人，我们都是男人，嘿!♪我> < / ♪ She's a dude, we're all dudes, hey! ♪
♬爵士乐♬ ♪ Jazzy ♪
[笑] [chuckles]
[戏剧主题剧] [dramatic theme plays]
有一家汉堡店♬ ♪ There's a burger place ♪
♬在每一条街上♬ ♪ On each and every street ♪
但只有一个是重要的 ♪ But there's only one that matters ♪
当你需要好吃的东西时♬ ♪ When you need something good to eat ♪
就在今天♬ ♪ Today's the day ♪
当所有的人必须团结起来♬ ♪ When all dudes must unite ♪
♬来一起做这件事♬ ♪ To come and do it together ♪
为了一个正确的原因♬ ♪ For a cause that is just right ♪
把好汉堡还给你♬ ♪ Give Good Burger back ♪
把好汉堡还给你♬ ♪ Give Good Burger Back ♪
你必须把好汉堡还给我♬ ♪ You gotta give Good Burger back ♪
♬来吧，把好汉堡还给你♬ ♪ Come on and give Good Burger back ♪
但是那些超级混蛋把我们搞砸了 ♪ But those Mega jerks screwed us over ♪
把所有人都解雇了 ♪ Gave everyone the sack ♪
现在你要把好汉堡还给我♬ ♪ Now you gotta give Good Burger back ♪
♬你现在就要把它还给我♬ ♪ You gotta give it back now ♪
-♬把好汉堡还给你♬-♬嘿♬ - ♪ Give Good Burger back ♪ - ♪ Hey ♪
你必须把好汉堡还给我♬ ♪ You gotta give Good Burger back ♪
♬你现在就要把它还给我♬ ♪ You gotta give it back now ♪
-♬把好汉堡还给你♬-♬你把它从我们身边拿走了♬ - ♪ Give Good Burger back ♪ - ♪ You took it away from us ♪
不，现在你要把好汉堡还给我♬ ♪ No, now you gotta give Good Burger back ♪
<我>♪你必须归还现在♪ ♪ You gotta give it back now ♪
♬你把它带走了，你把它从我们身边带走了♬ ♪ You took it away, you took it away from us ♪
不，现在你要把好汉堡还给我♬ ♪ No, now you gotta give Good Burger back ♪
♬你现在就要把它还给我♬ ♪ You gotta give it back now ♪
把好汉堡还给你♬ ♪ Give Good Burger back ♪
♬非常感谢你，啊♬ ♪ Thank you so much, ah ♪