电话 Telephone
(引燃)
打给我 Calling me
是谁在你脑子里塞满了废话 Who put all that shit in your head?
不停地说 Saying things
不停地讲 Telling things
直到你崩溃 Till you break
肮脏的水 Filthy water
开始冒泡 Bubbles up
是谁在你脑子里塞满了废话 Who put all that shit in your head?
(灵感来自播客《火虫》)
(出品方:真相播客集团)
烟火寻凶 第一季第三集
本WEB版外挂字幕由 风吹来的那片云 双语合并
(否认)
(不相信某物的存在或真实性)
失眠 Difficulty sleeping?
没有 Nope.
食欲呢 Eating?
极好 Like a horse.
你对那件事作何感受 How are you feeling about the incident?
想通了 I've processed it.
你枪击了一个手持突击步枪的男子 You shot a man armed with an assault rifle.
这是会造成心理创伤的事 That's a traumatic event.
好笑吗 That's funny?
不是 就是...我也说不好 斯坦顿这件事吧... No, it's just... I don't know, the whole Stanton thing.
就我个人而言 不会造成心理创伤 You know, for me, personally, it's not traumatic.
那什么会 What is?
战斗 Combat.
简易爆炸装置引爆 IED explodes.
一个跟你打了六个月扑克的人 A guy you played poker with for six fucking months
胃部大出血 hemorrhages through his goddamn stomach.
这是造成心理创伤的事 That's traumatic.
你想让我在这些文件上签字 那你就得跟我说实话 You want me to sign off on these papers, I need you to get real with me.
我在跟你说实话啊 I'm being very real with you.
听着 我枪击罪犯是出于自卫 Look, I shot a criminal in self-defense.
这就是我的工作 That's the job.
就是... You know, it's...
如果每次有混蛋朝我掏枪 我就神经崩溃 If I have a nervous breakdown every single time some dickhead pulls a gun on me,
我...就该去开停车罚单 I mean... I should go and check some parking meters.
我看你之前当过卧底 I see you've worked undercover before.
是的 缉毒 Yeah. Vice.
你知道吗 卧底之所以被选中 是因为他们的心理评估存在缺陷 Did you know that UCs are chosen for deficiencies in their psych profiles?
操控欲强 情感依附障碍 Manipulative tendencies, attachment disorders,
经常出现人格游离 frequent dissociation.
有耳熟的症状吗 Any of that sound familiar?
我很了解自己 I know what I am.
展开说说 And what is that?
米歇尔 Michelle?
老娘刀枪不入 I'm invincible.
没人再能伤得了你 你已经伤得够深了 No one can hurt you more than you've already been hurt.
是这样吗 That the narrative?
这方面我很拿手 I do this one thing really well.
我没指望自己会是... And I'm not looking to be...
该死 我根本做不了什么完美无缺的人 hell, I can't be some well-rounded person.
我公事公办 I'm a job.
秉公执法 Job is me.
你这条路早晚会走到尽头 You will run out of road one day.
但现在还没到 But not yet.
什么 你今天回来 What? You're back today?
心理评估通过 委员会批准了 Psych cleared, board approved.
想我了没有 一定想了吧 Did you miss me? I bet you missed me, huh?
我以为你打掉了某人的命根子 会被罚多坐一阵子办公室 I thought you'd ride the desk longer for blowing a guy's cock off.
我没有打掉他的命根子 I didn't blow his cock off!
是蛋蛋 无所谓了 His balls. Whatever.
真受不了你 I can't with you.
我今天上午要处理家务事 I got some domestic business this morning.
你能不能自娱自乐几小时 Think you can entertain yourself for a few hours?
好 我得查多点破坏仔 Yeah. I got some work to do on D and C.
查什么 What work?
斯坦顿出局 我们的线索都断了 With Stanton out, we're fresh out of leads.
我可不会轻易被吓退 I'm not easily deterred.
好 回头见 Cool. See you later.
他知道我们的响应时间 有多少资源 He knows our response times, the limits on our resources,
会派多少人去灭火 how much man power we put on a fire.
(大卫缺席的轮班)
然后他让我们分头行动 顾此失彼 Then he cuts our effectiveness in half by splitting us.
他知道我们盯上他了 He knows he's in our sights.
他在避风头 He's laying low.
(大卫的监控记录 大卫的火灾)
对 我是考尔德伦警探 恩伯兰火灾调查总部的 Yep, it's Detective Calderone from Umberland Fire HQ.
拿到事故报告了吗 You got those incident reports?
去年 北区的 Last year, the northern wards.
误报 False alarms.
对 我都要 Yeah, I want 'em all.
是有人这么说我 但我更喜欢“滴水不漏” Some people call me that. I prefer "thorough."
嘿 我刚才在清理书架 找到一本 给你看吧 Hey, I was clearing out my bookcase. Found something for you.
(《他们携带之物》 蒂姆奥布莱恩著)
- 讲什么的 - 战争 - What's it about? - War.
成长 好像是变成男子汉吧 Growing up. Becoming a man, I guess.
我会爱看吗 I'll like it?
你会的 You will.
是的 我在大学时看的 Yeah... I read it in college,
所以抱歉 里面有不少自以为是的批注 so apologies for all the self-important annotations.
要我帮什么忙吗 Can I help with anything?
垃圾装不下了 That trash is full.
这些都要扔 You're throwing these out?
只是塑料奖杯罢了 They're just plastic statues.
可你每天早上5点长跑 进行力量训练 还有一场场比赛 All your 5:00 a.m. runs, your strength training, your meets.
奖杯能提醒你获得过的成绩 多好啊 It's good to remind yourself of your accomplishments.
好吧 如果你这么在意 你都拿去好了 Okay, well if you care about them that much then you take 'em.
你不开心 You're upset.
- 情有可原 - 这件事一点都不“情有可原” - That's fair. - Nothing about this is fair.
这是终身教职的机会啊 朋友 It's tenure track, man.
这样的职位每五到十年才有一个 These positions come up once every five or ten years,
我不能... like... I can't...
就像宇航员得到登月的机会一样 It's like being an astronaut and getting called to the moon.
是啊 爸 你跟宇航员一模一样 Yeah, Dad, you're exactly like an astronaut.
带上这本书吧 你会喜欢的 Take the book. You'll like it.
(《音乐夜谈》 村上春树著)
(与小泽征尔的对话)
你干吗呢 What are you doing?
为埃米特打扫卫生 Cleaning up for Emmett.
也许你不该进他的房间 You probably shouldn't be in his room.
我只是想帮忙 I was just trying to help.
你像他这么大的时候 希望老爸翻你的东西吗 Would you have wanted your dad going through your stuff when you were his age?
我爸总翻我们的东西 My dad always went through our stuff.
他说是他的房子 东西都是他的 Said it was his house, his shit.
我一直想说 我... Been meaning to say I...
我想关心你 I want to be there for you.
照顾你们母子俩 For both of you.
反正就是这个意思 Whatever that means.
不如你去写书吧 Why don't you go work on the book?
- 好 - 我来把卫生搞完 - Okay. - I'll finish this up.
好 Yeah, okay.
好吧 电话是早上7点43打进来的 你来到这一带 All right, so call comes in at 7:43 a.m., you arrive in the area.
看到了什么 What did you see?
这是六个月前的事了 I mean, this was six months ago.
是 Yeah.
我的记录里没太多东西 但大概是火苗点燃了些杂物 Not much in my notes, but flame probably caught hold of some debris,
冒了一阵浓烟 等我们赶到前就已经熄了 coughed up a bunch of smoke and died before we even turned up.
没有余烬吗 No embers?
烧焦的灌木 Burned brush?
我只是需要一个大致的位置 I mean, I just need an approximate location.
大概是这里 还是那... So are we talkin' over here, are we more over--
嘿 长官 抱歉 我甚至连消防车都没下 Hey, ma'am, I'm sorry I didn't even get out of the truck.
你们查找点火装置了吗 Did you search for an incendiary device?
查了 我们叫了刑侦科 封锁了现场 Yeah, we called in CSI, roped off the scene,
然后我跟另外15个拿政府工资的员工 and me and 15 other government paid employees
把整片草地翻了个遍 就为了找一个根本没引起火灾的装置 grid searched the whole meadow for a device that didn't start a fire.
看起来像这个 但有一点烧毁的痕迹 Looks a little something like this, but a little burned up.
好 所以你要在一片森林里找一个烟蒂 Okay, so you're looking for a cigarette butt in a forest?
是的 Yeah.
(停)
你会在停车标志前停吗 Do you obey stop signs?
(急救英雄 灭火毯)
你觉得他们会让你当经理吗 You think they're gonna make you a manager?
他们完全不在乎你 They got socks they care more about than you.
间接费用是多少 What's overhead?
不对 Uh-uh.
不是说天花板 这是个企业概念 Not the ceiling. The fucking business concept.
还不知道 Don't know yet.
你应该知道 You should know yet.
我向你保证 所有申请这个职务的混蛋都知道 I guarantee you all the jagoffs going for the job know yet.
你能别刮了吗 Can you stop scraping?
我只是尽职尽责 Just doing my best.
你觉得会有个人一边盯着监控 You think there's a guy who's staring at the monitor
一边拿着一袋子金色小星星 with a bag full of gold stars
只要有谁出110%的力气 就给他们发星星 just slapping them on the board when you give 110%?
我觉得没有星星 I don't think there are stars.
这些摄像头不是为了看我们好好干活的 And those cameras aren't here to watch us do good.
是为了抓我们干坏事 They're here to catch us doin' shit.
见鬼 Shit!
该死的 Shit.
快灭火啊 兄弟 Fucking put it out, dude.
该死 好吧... Fuck. Okay...
让开 Move then!
该死 Fuck.
你有什么毛病啊 The fuck is wrong with you?
(牛奶)
嘿 你拿那桶牛奶干什么 Hey. What are you doing with that milk?
你偷牛奶 You stole it!
(你偷牛奶)
你的牛奶好奇怪啊 Your milk looks weird.
能给我个袋子吗 Can I have a bag?
嗨 证物储存柜230号 Hey, evidence locker, 230.
对 我可能有发现 Yeah, I might have something.
来点好消息吧 史蒂文 Give me good news, Steven.
圣酒磨坊法式蘸汁三文治很赞 Well, Sacred Ginmill has a great French dip.
该死的 Shit.
说坏消息吧 Give me the bad news.
实验室不肯动你的烟蒂 The lab won't touch your cancer stick.
他们无法分析不能起诉案件的证物 They can't analyze evidence from an unprosecutable crime.
什么意思 我在调查一位连环纵火犯 What are you talking about? I'm investigating a serial arsonist.
是 但那个烟蒂没有引起火灾 Yeah, but that cigarette didn't start a fire,
你没有证据能把它和纵火犯关联起来 and you don't have anything connecting it to your pyro.
我居然在一片该死的森林里 在一个到处都是森林的县 I found a goddamn device in the middle of a goddamn forest
找到了一个该死的装置 in the middle of a goddamn county full of goddamn forests.
结果我们不能对这该死的装置进行测试 And we can't test this goddamn device?
这个嘛... Well...
跟我喝一杯吧 Meet me for a goddamn drink.
你尽管抱怨 我可以假装倾听 And you can whine about it, and I can pretend to listen.
如何 How about that?
改天吧 Rain check.
我有约了 I got an appointment.
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hey. - Hey.
多点破坏仔调查得怎么样了 How goes D and C?
恩伯兰的人口超过二十万 我排除了六千个 Umberland has over 200,000 people. And I've ruled out 6,000 of them.
已故的 Deceased?
是婴儿 Babies.
真是个好警察 That's solid police work.
好吧 这都是什么 Okay, what's this?
你不是说有东西要给我看吗 Thought you said you had something new to show me.
同样的证物 不同的视角 Same evidence, new perspective.
翻过来 从来没试过呢 Flip 'em over. Never tried that.
对 下面有什么 Yeah, what's on the bottom?
二号回收三角标志 高密度聚乙烯 Recycle triangle code 2 high density polyethylene.
这个呢 And this?
- 熔化的碎片 - 这个呢 - Melted debris. - And this?
是 Yeah.
四号 低密度聚乙烯 Code 4 low density polyethylene.
购物袋 Shopping bags.
每个上面都有 On all of them.
好吧 Okay.
一定有超过100家杂货店 Well, gotta be what, over 100 grocery stores
会用塑料购物袋吧 that use plastic shopping bags?
没错 Uh-huh.
这些购物袋有独特之处吗 Is it something unique about these bags?
不可能是商标吧 It can't be a logo.
- 颜色 - 颜色 - Color? - Color.
颜色 Color.
都烧毁了 They're burned.
无一例外 All of 'em.
实验室说 And according to the lab,
它们在烧毁前都是黑色的 before they were all burned, they were all black.
这一带有多少家店使用黑购物袋 How many stores in the area use black shopping bags?
两家 Two.
天啊 Oh, damn.
厉害 好吧... Good for you. Okay, okay.
我们去看看吧 Figure we could pay a visit.
认识一下本地店主 Get to know our local business owners.
就你我二人 你看如何 Just me and you. What do you say?
更进一步 More than that.
我们用金属二维码去追踪 We track it with some metal QR codes.
我们不是警方 We're not the PD.
他们不会给我们批设备的 They're not gonna approve tech.
我是警方 I'm the PD.
我带你走进21世纪吧 来 And I'm dragging your ass into the 21st century. Come on.
我们就让店员把金属二维码 So we just have these clerks put these metal QR codes
放进每一个购物袋 然后我们... into each one of these shopping bags, and then we just...
在犯罪现场找到时就扫描 scan it when we find it at the crime scene.
对 就是这样 长官 Yeah. That's about right, sir.
- 好 - 就是这个原理 - Okay. - That's how it's gonna work.
妙啊 Pretty slick.
你们都需要些什么 我看得要两千个二维码... What are you gonna need here? I would think 2,000 QR codes at--
- 至少 - 多少钱 - At least, you know... - At what?
- 3块一个 - 好 - ...three bucks apiece. - Okay.
也就是...六千美元 So that's... 6,000 American greenbacks.
你们还需要一点额外设备吧 Would think you're gonna need a little extra equipment.
- 当然 - 五个特殊的扫描器 - Yeah. For sure. - Five specialty scanners.
每个四千块 Four grand each.
好 很好 Okay, good.
有个问题 你今年乖吗 One question. Have you been good this year?
你说什么 Excuse me?
这些玩具只有圣诞老人能给你 Only Santa can bring you these toys.
我们的预算可买不起这些玩意 We don't have the budget for this shit.
(亲爱的圣诞老人 我想要二维码和一匹小马)
天啊 Shit.
我们买不起 We don't!
拜托 Come on!
别生气 Don't be mad.
(名 姓 李普莱斯)
(职位 头衔 库珀师)
(库珀炸鸡)
(推荐人)
法萨诺先生 Mr. Fasano.
(本店美味至上)
跟我来 You just follow me.
夏威夷 去年7月拍的 Hawaii, last July.
我和女儿玩了“斯努巴” My daughter and I did snuba,
那是一种结合了水肺潜水和浮潜的运动 which is like a cross between scuba and snorkeling.
(罗杰蒂尔曼)
可好玩了 Absolute blast.
你有孩子吗 You have kids?
没有 No.
这里写着你在库珀炸鸡干了七年 So it says here you've been with Coop's for seven years.
我们喜欢这样的忠心员工 We like to see that kind of loyalty.
好 All right.
弗雷迪 跟我说说 你最喜欢这份工作的哪个方面 So tell me, what do you like most about the job, Freddy?
顾客 Customers.
对 顾客至上 对吧 Yeah, well, that's what it's all about, right?
那跟我说说你为客户服务的方式吧 Well then tell me about your approach to customer service.
服务要快 Serve 'em fast.
当然 这是快餐业最重要的 Well, yeah, sure. That is the name of the game.
我大概是想问... I guess what I'm looking for is...
你如何让顾客在库珀炸鸡 感到受欢迎和被重视 how do you make them feel welcome and appreciated at Coop's?
我会让顾客满意 I make 'em happy.
怎么让顾客满意呢 And how do you do that?
给他们快速送上美味的食物 Give 'em good food fast.
毫无疑问...弗雷迪 I bet you do, Freddy. I bet you do.
那跟我说说你为什么想当经理吧 So tell me, why do you want to be manager?
我想为库珀炸鸡... I wanna be more...
做更多事 for Coop's.
很好 这很好 这...对 Well, tremendous. That's great. That's... Yeah.
好 女士们 先生们 All right! Ladies and gentlemen,
来自神秘之地 from parts unknown,
她的体重还不到一袋马铃薯 she is coming in weighing in at less than a sack of potatoes,
苏菲考尔德伦闪亮登场 Sophie Calderone!
她来了... Here she comes, here she comes!
她得分了 She scores!
她一脚踢出 因为她是全世界最强壮的人 She kicks it because she's the strongest person in the world!
观众沸腾了 And the crowd goes crazy!
然后我的鞋掉了 And then my shoe came off.
他拉你的时候 When he pulled you?
对 Yeah.
在攀登架上 On the jungle gym?
不是 在篱笆上 No. On the fence.
这个叫诺亚的小子是个捣蛋鬼 Well, this Noah kid is a menace.
对 他是坏蛋 Yeah. He's a meanie.
也是坏蛋 That too.
他有时很友善 但令人迷惑 Sometimes he's nice, but it's confusing.
对 坏蛋也可以友善 但... Yeah, meanies can be nice, but...
友善的人从来不当坏蛋 nice people are never mean.
我想是你妈和你爸来了 I think that's your mom and dad.
起来吧 Come on.
来 Here.
真乖 Good girl.
露丝非要我在晚餐后去跳舞 现在她在车里昏过去了 Rose made me go dancing after dinner. Now she's passed out in her car.
去给爸爸抱 Go to your dad.
来 Come on.
很高兴你玩得开心 Well, glad you had fun.
是 Yeah.
那明天见了 Guess I'll see you tomorrow.
你来吗 You're coming?
来 Yeah.
这是个问题吗 That a problem?
她年纪大了 She's an old woman.
对我来说是 For me.
别来了 Don't.
你会参加我的生日派对吗 You'll be at my birthday party?
我绝对不会错过的 宝贝 I wouldn't miss it for the world, baby.
(库珀炸鸡 得来速)
(无信息)
我的脚酸死了 兄弟 My fucking feet, bro.
该死的 Fuck me.
我清理了冷藏室 I cleaned the walk-in.
我们可以下班了 We are good to bounce.
(李)
想喝点啤酒吗 Wanna get a beer?
随便找个地方喝 Somewhere?
喂 Hello?
我在想之前的事 I was thinking about earlier.
我小时候 我爸总是贬低我的梦想 Well, my dad used to shit on my dreams when I was a kid.
我本来想当功夫小子的 哥们 Like, I wanted to be the fucking Karate Kid, man.
很愚蠢 Stupid.
我连筷子都不会使 I can't even hold chopsticks.
但如果我也那么干 But if I did that.
就是... Like...
贬低你的梦想 the shitting.
那太差劲了 That's fucked.
好吧 Okay.
今天还顺利吗 It go good today?
太棒了 哥们 That fucking rips, man.
什么时候有消息 When do you hear?
第二轮面试是明天早上 Second round interviews are tomorrow morning.
是 朋友 那... Right, dawg. Well...
无论如何 你现在走路都带风了 no matter what, you got some new swagger.
这是实实在在的 对吧 That's legit. Right?
他说他们会联系我的 He said they'll be in touch.
好 我走了 All right, I'm gonna go.
恭喜 Congratulations.
记得锁门 臭小子 Lock up, fucker.
(余烬发着光)
(马多克斯盯上超市了)
(唐纳德知道该换目标了)
她出不来的 She's not gonna get out.
她可不是因为和平示威才被关的 It's not like she's in there for civil disobedience.
毕竟有人死了啊 People died.
考尔德伦太太一直不懈努力 帮助其他囚犯 Mrs. Calderone has worked tirelessly helping other prisoners
找到通往觉醒与成功的道路 find a path to enlightenment and achievement.
我几乎毫不怀疑 她出狱后会继续助人为乐 I have little doubt that she will continue her charitable acts on the outside.
好 我对我们的牧师没有其他问题了 All right. Well, I have no further questions for our chaplain.
- 还有人提问吗 - 没了 - Anyone else? - None.
那样的话 我建议我们先开会 直到我们能够达成... In that case I recommend that we convene until we're able to get a...
在座的各位当中 似乎有人见到你很惊讶呢 考尔德伦小姐 Some people in this room seem surprised to see you, Miss Calderone.
我的家人今天不希望我出席 My family didn't want me here today.
他们爱我母亲 They love my mother.
他们当然希望自己爱的人能自由 And, to them, when you love someone, you want them to be free.
我明白 I get that.
我爱我母亲 I love my mother.
但我不希望她获得自由 But I don't want her to be free.
我的兄弟姐妹 当时不在那个汽车旅馆房间里 但我在 My siblings were not in that motel room, I was.
这样他们可以骗自己 说我母亲当时不是她自己 So they can tell themselves that our mother wasn't herself
因为她嗑了药 because of the drugs.
但我知道她就是 But I know she was.
我知道她当时就是真正的自己 I know she was her true self.
虽然我母亲声称 她已经找到了信仰 并且忏悔了... And although my mother's claimed she's found God and atoned...
承担了自己罪行的责任 You know, taken ownership of her sins.
很好啊 Great.
也许上帝收到了她的道歉信 但我没收到 You know, maybe God got a letter of apology, but I didn't.
我对她没有恶意 I bear her no ill will.
我不希望她痛苦 I wish her no pain.
但她破坏别人的人生 But she destroys lives.
榨取灵魂 She eats souls.
她之前干过 以后还会干的 She's done it before, and she'll do it again.
你心中还容得下谅解的空间吗 Is there space in your heart for forgiveness?
当然 要做出有意义的忏悔 Absolutely, with meaningful penance.
什么是有意义的忏悔 And what would that look like?
先来一封道歉信吧 That apology letter for starters.
- 写给你 - 对 - To you? - Yes.
但在她当时那种状态下 她真心以为她是在救你 But in her state at the time, she believed she was saving your life.
所以恕我直言 So, with all due respect,
她要为什么事向你道歉 what does she have to apologize to you for?
不 No.
考尔德伦小姐 Miss Calderone.
不 No.
给我开门 Open the fucking door.
来了 Coming.
有人吗 Hello?
嘿 Hey!
搞什么 What the fuck?
你...嘿 You... Hey!
该死的 Fuck!
好 交给我们吧 好 回头见 Yeah, we got this. All right. See you.
嗨 Hi.
什么情况 What do we got?
我要是能看清就好了 Wish I'd gotten a better look.
棒球帽 棕色夹克 棕色裤子 白人 中年 Ball cap, tan jacket, brown pants, white, middle-aged.
- 他瘸吗 - 什么 - He limp? - What?
你注意到他走路一瘸一拐了吗 Did you notice if he walked with a limp?
我只看到他一眼 I only saw him for a second.
那你怎么知道他是中年人 看到他的脸了吗 Then how do you know he was middle-aged? Did you see his face?
大概是他的动作吧 I guess the way he moved.
这是辆好车 It's a beautiful car.
曾经是 It was.
十年前 我看到一辆新的 当时心想:“这是我完美的车” Ten years ago I saw one new and I thought, "That is the perfect car."
但买不起 去年看到了这辆 But couldn't afford it, so, last year I saw this one.
跑了十一万三千公里 我就说 “有何不可 ” 70,000 miles on her so I said, "Why not?"
你记不记得你看见的人戴手套吗 Do you recall if the guy you saw wore gloves?
我不...我... I don't... I...
不知道他是否一瘸一拐 也不知道他是否戴手套 can't tell if he walked with a limp or if he wore gloves.
我这个目击者真差劲 Some witness.
相信我 你比大部分目击者都强 Trust me, you're better than most.
你觉得这是多点破坏仔干的吗 You figure this for D and C?
作案手法不同 Different MO.
不过样貌描述一致 Same physical description though.
附近穿得像郊区老爸的白人 可能不只有一个 There might be more than one white guy in the area dressed like a suburban dad.
随便一说 I'm just saying.
今天收工了 We good for today?
你约了帅哥 You got a hot date?
天啊 Oh, God.
我是已婚人士啊 I'm a married guy,
只能靠朋友们过把瘾了 I gotta live vicariously through my friends.
我们现在是朋友了 So we're friends now?
最好的朋友 Besties.
明天见 See you tomorrow.
我等拖车吧 I'll wait for the tow.
不用谢 It'll be my pleasure.
你和我 最好的朋友 You and I, besties.
(祝苏菲六岁生日快乐)
生日快乐 Happy birthday!
祝你生日快乐 亲爱的苏菲 Happy birthday to you Happy birthday, dear Sophie
祝你生日快乐 Happy birthday to you
谢谢你 姨妈 Thank you, Auntie.
生日快乐 小家伙 Happy birthday, little one.
嘿 你老婆大概十分钟前睡着了 Hey, your lady fell asleep like ten minutes ago.
- 谢谢你帮忙 - 不客气 - Thanks for the help. - Yeah, no problem.
唷 你在听证会上简直是胡闹 Yo, what you did at the hearing was bullshit.
别...我今晚不谈这件事 Nah, nah. I'm not dealing with this tonight.
不准你再这样碰我 Don't you ever fucking touch me like that again.
你很有特点 In your own way,
但是和你姐妹们和老妈一样疯 you're as crazy as your sisters and Mom.
你不如再喝一杯吧 Why don't you take another drink?
你走吧 Keep walking!
这是你的特长 That's your fucking specialty.
我没指望自己会是... And I'm not looking to be...
该死 我根本做不了什么完美无缺的人 hell, I can't be some well-rounded person.
...把这种无聊差事 丢给你平权名额下的雇员... ...give busywork to your affirmative action hire...
亲 你是在完成业绩指标吗 Are you filling out some kind of quota, sweetie?
我公事公办 I'm a job.
秉公执法 Job is me.
那你们离彻底完蛋也就不远了 亲 Well, there's not many floors your elevator can descend, dear.
你或许能笑到最后 但在那之前 会是漫长的失利与挣扎 Even if you eventually win, it will be a long runway of losing...
你这条路早晚会走到尽头 You will run out of road one day.
但现在还没到 But not yet.
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