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oh the door hey alrighty boys we are
back once again watching the the war
game red dragon global chats which is
essentially a real-time fortune board
but you know what I'm sure that's fine
now a little while ago I made a video
where I managed to spawn in the vanilla
game without mods nearly 1500
helicopters on my side which as you'd
imagine I promptly used to bum-rush
their base however a few of you in the
comments of that video were kind enough
to point me in the direction of
something much much worse the war game
sandbox mod now the sandbox mod is a
number of different uses but the one
we're using it for today is as you could
guess to turn off the pop cap and just
spawn as many units as I possibly can
now in order to do this we are going to
make a brand new deck we're gonna play
as blue fort because one of the things
this mod does is that it puts all of the
units in the game onto the blue force
side so you can just use any unit now
we're gonna be taking infinite units
with a yes DLC which gives plus ninety
nine thousand nine hundred percent
availability for all unit types and
we're not gonna pick any specialization
we're just gonna go oh but we're gonna
call this deck the entire US military
budgets yeah that sounds about right
alright so let's take a logistics
vehicle weight but if I have unlimited
points and unlimited units why would I
not just take the 200 point Russian
command tank you know yeah that's what
we're gonna do we're gonna take oh my
god
mm mm t-80u Kay's yeah that's probably
fine
oh wait wait can I can I take F obese oh
my god I can take F obese it seems I've
hit the limit okay apparently 13040
pieces is the limit for the small
infantry okay what do we want
oh no but it needs to be motor stroked
e9d yeah it just does how many of these
guys can we take 300,000 units of motor
strokey oh wait a minute but that's just
squads hang on how many how many guys is
this hang on a second let me bust out my
calculator so 300,000 units times 10
and a squad three million Russian
infantry holy fuck
okay all right now support oh my god the
artillery wait a minute which one of
these has the most missiles yeah okay
yes well we'll take it we'll take some
smooches and we'll also take some really
fucking expensive anti-aircraft guns
yeah fuck it we're taking a 10,000
that's probably enough that's four tanks
well there's really only one thing we
can do here four tanks there's only one
one real option for us t-34s Oh Oh but
which Oh which t-34 do we want it's the
sad thing is we have four choices we
have the the Polish t-34 85 so we have
the Yugoslavian t-34 B's a Russian t-34
85 s from 1969 or the Korean one the
best one would either be the North
Korean or the Polish one so we're gonna
go to the Polish one 360,000 t-34 holy
shit yeah okay recon
now fuck it I'm just gonna take some
some Apaches vehicles what can we have
for vehicles and bring in the m51
Sherman from Israel apparently yeah fuck
it
Sherman's and Sherman's and t-34s it's
all we need now I don't think we're
gonna take helicopters from anyone who
aren't either the Russian or the United
States just because they're the guys are
the best helicopters 32,000 helicopters
yeah that that's probably enough well
the thing is even if we have like 10,000
planes we can still only have five nine
of them at a time because that's just
how working works I think what we're
gonna do just take a bunch of I don't
know let's take the Finnish f-18 because
why not have a 15,000 of those and
finally we can get to the naval units
now I have no interest in anything in
the naval category except for the
biggest ship we have available okay and
which one of these is the bigger uh-huh
I'm not I don't care what their armor is
or anything I just want the larger ship
now they're about the same size okay
screw it we'll take the you Deloitte
take 15,000 you Deleuze yeah fine
all right and there we go we have Jesus
Christ may be the most disgusting deck I
have ever seen in my life now you may be
wondering how I'm planning to use this
deck because I don't believe I've said
yet and the thing is this is a large
amount of units for one person to handle
so I think what I'm gonna do is play
against an AI
let him play with the same deck because
the AI might be able to handle
micromanaging all of these units or I'm
certainly not going to be able to do it
but maybe the AI will so with that in
mind we're gonna play on gunboat
diplomacy because it's nice flat open
map that also has some naval tiles first
to use well set victory points to total
destruction yeah why not
and starting points 2 9 9 9 9 9 9 8 and
we're gonna give the enemy AI the same
deck we have and put them on hard
alright well I think we're ready let's
begin alright well let's see how how
long we can go in this game before we
crash all right the first thing I'm
gonna do is I think I'm gonna designate
this square is like the artillery square
so I'm just gonna put all my artillery
in the one place oh wait but before we
place too many of these s look ok oh my
god this is not gonna end well
before we place more of these though I'm
actually just gonna stack it with fo
bees so that they can reload this you
know this physically hurts to look at it
also lags really badly when I try to
play some more hits in this pile so at
this point you may be thinking oh this
is this is gonna take so long to sit
here and click everything well that's
what you may think I have written an
autohotkey script just so I could spawn
him units without having to click the
button over and over again so now if I
press f8 as you can see it's selecting
units for me over there on the right and
I can just then come over here and slap
them down except it's so laggy I can't
place very many more of these super for
him without it dying all right you know
I think actually I'm gonna hold on to
the other 3,000 artillery pieces because
if the AI decides to send like one
bombing run in this direction he is
going to flatten destroy all of these
artillery pieces and I wouldn't be able
to spawn anymore in so we're gonna hold
onto some some extra points there now
these guys are gonna need some
anti-aircraft protection so we're just
gonna like I guess we'll just form a
line of like AAA at the top of the zone
here just literally build a wall of
anti-aircraft guns to protect the
artillery all right next up I think we
need some t-34s oh and I don't know if I
mentioned it yet but this mod also turns
off fuel so the t-34 can litter
drive across the entire map without
running out of fuel like it will in the
base game just always very depressing
when you bring in a massive flock of
t-34 is only to have them run out of
fuel after 500 meters I would also like
to say that the game is still paused
right nothing has happened and yet I'm
still only getting about 25 frames per
second right now it's not even playing
and I've sub 60fps oh god oh shit I
think I just deleted a huge chunk of the
t-34s fuck
oh it just sat there for so long place
they go this d-34 is only to delete them
off the map you know what fuck it we we
can build more t-34s I don't know how
many this actually is but it's it's a
few it's a few oh I'd really like to
build this infantry I think we'll wait
on building the infantry as well until
the game is started oh yes some
helicopters yeah let's take some of
these now at this this is fine for now I
just want to get this underway and a see
if the game will even like survive
without crashing and B see how the AI is
handling this this is gonna crash oh my
god oh fucking christ okay hang on hang
on hang on oh my god oh my god
so work off the blue lines or just oh no
we're gonna we're gonna select all of
the t-34s oh my god of three fps
I've got a three FPS as we move towards
the enemy base we're gonna click you
move fast and just left-click here hey I
think that order went through let's turn
it back to normal and let deselect the
units please no please deselect the
units yet give me my favorite pack there
we go okay there deselected the game is
not handling this very well it's a still
image Oh
oh no all the noisy shit oh my god the
dust us the second dust ball it's begun
holy fuck they're all gonna try and get
on the road as well because I told them
to move fast alright do you know what we
haven't done we actually haven't spawned
in any naval units let's just let's just
do that now I just like oh my god
normally you could only have like one of
these things and Here I am spawning and
like the entire Russian fleet alright
they're spawning and my god oh Jesus is
that really how it yep alright that's
how you're gonna spit the you boys out I
guess no I can't lie though that's so
it's a pretty snazzy color scheme the
the you Deloitte has I fucking love that
it's so good I guess we should also send
a helicopters out and look at that
fucking massive tank this is a mistake
alright let's take the helicopters out
as well
we'll just like also right-click their
base and well we'll see we'll see we're
facing
I hope the AI does like understand what
it needs to do and isn't just awful
lagging its ass out of the world hello
my name is Val Fiske and welcome to my
powerpoint presentation look at the dust
look at the fucking dust as they all try
to squeeze onto the fucking row oh my
god it's gonna take them all so long to
get there they're gonna get mowed down
well before they get there by being as
sure it's fine I don't think the u2 was
able to really go on the yeah that you
know wait oh these ones are on land oh
my god
he's reared up on man you know I don't
think it would be seaworthy after after
doing that oh yeah but when we finally
see the enemy we can select and fire the
artillery all 1,000 something of them
they are moving very slowly like this is
a normal speed but they're moving at
this pace maybe it's like EVE Online and
they have time dilation so that they can
actually calculate what the fuck is
going on a couple of the units have
managed to a break out of the pocket
here and RN route I think what's
actually lagging the game is is this
like a swarm of bees why is that one
facing hey he's just been swept up at
this flood of Polish armor trying to go
this way that he's not even had the
chance to turn
Oh oh fuck oh oh no it's just a recon
helicopter okay that'll be fine
well he'll walk into the anti-aircraft
line my God look how slow the planes are
flying real-time real-time wargaming
action oh shit we found more enemies
couple more helicopters we're just gonna
get shredded by the akula's those are
some slow ass missiles oh there goes
that one oh oh it's so this is infantry
oh dear something tells me they're not
gonna survive this no look forget all
the missiles why are they going so slow
oh do you have a couple of anti-aircraft
guns they're being very sparse but I
wonder if that's actually what's going
on here or maybe I just can't see what
they're doing oh Jesus Christ
there go the motor strip Kiki oh the
noise and there goes their command tank
curiously they did not have very many
units there today I just don't know how
to handle this oh wow so they have they
do have some helicopters over here all
right you know what we're gonna do we're
gonna use the artillery oh come on
please give me more than 5 FPS we're
gonna use the artillery we're gonna come
all the way over to their their other
base yeah we're just gonna fire position
I don't know I guess I guess over here
it is a bit of a long shot to hit
helicopters with the you know these
missiles but we'll give it a go Oh oh my
god oh god oh my god are we gonna hit
anything oh my god we are now we're not
we overshot what they're vanishing into
the void the missiles already been
hitting the ground they're just
vanishing into the void oh my god look
it's beautiful
oh my god it's like fireworks it's
actually really nice I do wish she like
was hitting the ground but it seems a
little glitched at the moment the game
is lagging so bad that it's doing each
salvo I like every tick oh oh Sh I think
the missiles are actually registering oh
oh we shut down a helicopter Oh
oh my god we actually shot down a
helicopter like I said shot down but
fuck
we've demolish the entire hillside what
the fuck wait there are two layers of
smoke I have absolutely no idea what
what the game is doing what is this why
are there two layers of smoke no I
wonder right back here or the t-34 is
I'm guessing or still stuck yep they are
if I told these t-34 to stop with the
game speed up to normal like if I just
did this and hit stop well the game
actually like play at a normal speed now
I think it is I think it actually is
playing at the the right speed now these
planes are moving at a oh shit
oh crap they actually have guys over
here oh my god they brought their own
t-34s Oh No alright the only thing that
could deal with the t-34 is its natural
predator the the Apache will just bring
in like 50 of them over here on the
bright side of the youtl always have
escaped several of them have made it out
to harbor here but there's a significant
amount of them still stuck in this
little bottleneck here at the spawn this
is an accurate representation of the the
Battle of Kursk you know this is the
Russians over here and these are the
champions oh my god did they shoot down
an apache holy shit they shot down a
bunch of Apaches what the fuck I don't
know what to do with this swarm of a
t-34 is here oh no wait a minute
I know what we need to do we should set
the artillery to target our own men eh
this will make the game lag less and B
this is gonna kill a lot of t-34s and I
just want to see it happen the funny
thing is these artillery pieces are
gonna have to now move away to fire our
own men they have to put distance
between them because their minimum range
is 10,000 meters and those are 34 is
there only 6,000 away the great exodus
of the the rocket tube cars oh there's a
battle the helicopters going on over
here and I bring in some backup for our
patchi's a single man areas
there he was oh my god people of Wuhan
flee the city after coronavirus spreads
twenty20 colorized all right I believe
the majority of the artillery is in
position so I believe it is time the
fire position our own men we're gonna
aim roughly right in the middle here
right there oh I've I just realized that
some of the helicopters I've
accidentally told them to move with the
artillery and now looks like they're
gonna go attack the t-34s as well oh
shit they're already firing oh no
they're not registering yet it's gonna
happen all once you barely even see the
artillery fire because of all the blue
fucking squares that are in the way
we're just gonna hear a noise and all of
these t-34s are just gonna disappear in
one one fell swoop
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whoa oh my god no stay with me whoa
bravo Bravo hood core oh my fucking god
the noise holy shit oh my god that was
phenomenal they're still firing there's
nothing left there is nothing left and
the artillery is still firing well
that'll make the game a little bit less
laggy by eliminating from c34 oh look at
him just the carcasses it's just fire a
death look how some of them haven't even
gotten into position yet to fire so
they're just gonna keep firing oh man
watching those t-34 is die hurt my heart
holy shit
all right we're gonna spawn in some
helicopters and have them bum-rush we're
gonna end this now if we destroy their
command vehicles they'll be done so I'm
sure if we just swarm their base with a
bunch of Apaches and that'll be it
regardless of the fact that they also
have a shit ton of helicopters spawning
right now yeah yes and here we go the
the Apache strike force punching
straight through to their base some of
the Apaches have nearly breached all the
way to their base they just got infantry
on the ground yeah they do
yep their defenses are breached they're
falling apart now I have a bad feeling
about this look there's at least like
200 maybe 300 guys here I'm sorry I'm
sorry
holy shit there's a lot of oh my god
they have a lot of stuff right here I'm
get boys boys I'm getting an idea all
the artillery that has yet to fire
and/or can fire on everything to fire on
this position meanwhile the port
infantry just get absolutely shredded
you can't spawn in any more units we
just need to figure out where his last
command vehicles are and destroy them
there we go the artillery is landing now
Oh Mike look at all the infantry it just
they're evaporating the noise this
sounds like a chainsaw alright boys
where is his last command tank where
does it sit oh oh I saw ah aha we
we're gonna bring in more more
helicopters there's one thing we don't
have enough of its helicopters sending
in a squad of super Cobras as well as
the new helicopters go and attack them
for some reason the artillery is oh my
god the artillery is rushing oh they're
out of ammo oh so when I told them fire
position on that point every artillery
piece of no ammo just took that as a
move order there it is that's gotta be
it there yep there it is
the t-80 take him down super fly that's
it BAM
what ok ok that gives you an example of
the the time-dilation it says this game
took 14 minutes and 25 seconds but my
recording says an hour in 25 minutes one
of those is right the other one is wrong
well that was war game without a unit
cap if you'd like to try this for
yourself I'll leave a link to the the
sandbox mod down in the description
shout out to those devs this was a this
was an experience that's for sure thank
you guys for watching and I'll see you
next time
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