哥们 Mate.
我想到一门好生意 I just had the best idea for a new business.
你知道大家都喜欢拍性爱录像吧 You know how people like to make sex tapes?
对 妈的 这什么啊 Right. Fuck. What's this shit?
把那玩意关了 ‐Turn that shit off. ‐
我们合伙 We go into business together, right,
拍家庭黄片 making home porn.
我们拿着摄像机 灯 We go round to people's houses
各种装备 with a camera, lights and all the gear
别人家拍他们 and shoot sex tapes.
谁会愿意拍啊 Why would anybody want to do that?
大哥 大家都会喜欢的 Mate, people will love it.
-我就不会 - 对 但你假正经啊 ‐I wouldn't. ‐Yeah, but you're a prude.
这主意多好啊 Mate, this is a great idea.
你确定不想参与吗 You sure you don't want to get in on this?
我都给公司取好名字了 I came up with a name for the business.
- 嗯 - 准备好了吗 ‐ Mm‐hm? ‐You ready?
-嗯 - 家庭色情 牛逼吧 ‐Mm. ‐'Home‐o Erotic'. Right?
但是这个家的拼写 But the 'homo' is spelt
也有人类的意思 H‐O‐M‐E‐O.
意思就是大家都喜欢咯 懂吗 Home‐o Erotic. Get it?
你知道连起来这个读音很像同性恋吗 Do you know what 'homoerotic' means?
嗯 Yeah.
同性恋的意思 It means 'gay'.
同性恋啪啪 Like, gay sex.
-真的吗 - 对 ‐Really? ‐Mm.
我靠 我想了一个多小时呢 Oh, fuck. It took me, like, an hour to come up with that.
那就是 GARY: It's gotta be...
盖理的 ..Gary's...
盖理的闪光制作 'Gary's Glitter Productions'.
怎么样 Hmm?
盖理是性侵儿童罪犯 He was a pedo.
是哦 Oh. Yeah.
对 Yeah.
这个不行的 Yeah, that wouldn't work.
-好了 - 谢谢 ‐Here we are. ‐Thanks a lot.
-祝好 - 再见 ‐Have a great day. ‐See you.
拜 'Bye.
买新沙包了 你个吝啬鬼 Buy a new bag, you cheap bastard.
你看看 ‐Wow, look at you, eh? ‐
怎么样 哥们 How you going, mate? Alright?
这大肚子 你啥时候生 What's this? When are you due?
滚蛋 ‐Piss off. ‐
-没事吧 - 很好 你看看我 ‐You good? ‐Oh, really good. Look at me.
那你什么时候回来训练 So, when are you gonna come back and train?
我都在家训练了 Eh, I've been training at home.
布鲁斯咋样了 So, how's Brucey?
他一年前去世了 哥们 He passed, mate, about a year ago.
-我靠 - 是啊 ‐Oh, shit. ‐Yeah.
节哀 哥们 Sorry, mate.
我听说他不太好 Oh, I heard he wasn't too good.
- 是啊 - 真扯淡 ‐Yeah, yeah, so... ‐Ah, that's fucked.
还能咋办 Yeah, what are you gonna do, mate? You know...
-还好吗 - 还行吧 ‐You holding up alright? ‐Not too bad, you know.
手举起来 COACH: Come on. Hands up, hands up.
-这地方都没变 - 还是我喜欢的那样 ‐This place hasn't changed. ‐Just how I like it.
-吉利怎么样 - 挺好的 ‐How's Killy going? Alright? ‐He's good. Really good.
-是吗 - 对 你怎么样 ‐Yeah? ‐Yeah. So, what about you?
还杀人呢 You still cracking heads?
- 偶尔吧 - 你一天天老了 ‐Every now and then. ‐You're not getting any younger.
我还能干嘛 What else am I gonna do?
搞个健身房吗 Start a gym?
是啊 但我得赚钱 Yeah, but I gotta make some money.
还有比钱更重要的事情 There's more important things than money.
-有吗 - 有的 ‐Is there? ‐Yeah.
这地方没给我赚到钱 但我喜欢 This place hasn't made me rich, but I love what I do.
我喜欢每天过来 I love coming in here every day.
这是我的人生 ‐It's my life. ‐Mm.
除了钱的方面 你喜欢你做的事吗 Do you love what you do, aside from money?
赶紧的 COACH: Come on!
不太喜欢 Not particularly.
你得问问自己 我为什么要做这件事 You've got to ask yourself, "Why am I doing it?"
你不是挺聪明的嘛 Thought you were pretty smart, didn't you?
该死了 Well, time to die.
妈的 Oh, fuck.
我靠了 Oh, shit.
-怎么了 - 没事 ‐What's going on? ‐Nothing.
我没买到百香果酸奶 Couldn't get the passionfruit yoghurt, alright.
那 So...
进来 Come inside.
怎么了 ‐ ‐'Sup?
你说呢 You tell me.
什么 What?
这不是我的 It's not mine.
别扯淡了 小公主 Cut the crap, princess.
是你的 不是我的 It's yours, not mine.
你怎么突然这么聪明了 Why are you such a smart‐arse all of a sudden?
你为什么有枪 Why do you have a gun?
不重要 Doesn't matter why I got a gun.
重要的是你不应该把玩 What matters is you shouldn't be playing with it.
如果你没有枪 If you didn't have a gun,
那我也不会在这玩了对吧 then I wouldn't be playing with it, now, would I?
- 洞在哪 - 什么洞 ‐So, where's the hole? ‐What hole?
玩枪搞出来的洞 The hole you made when you fired the pistol.
你怎么知道我开枪了 How do you know I fired it?
闻到火药味了 Smell the gunpowder.
所以你为什么有枪 So, why have you got a gun?
-盗贼 - 盗贼 ‐Burglars. ‐Burglars?
你知道盗贼是什么吧 Yeah, you know what burglars are, don't you?
我们能去射击玩吗 Can we go shooting?
-不能 - 为什么 ‐Nup. ‐Why not?
因为我说不能 'Cause I said.
求你了 Please!
不行 Nup.
如果你带我去开枪 If you took me shooting,
然后你就可以教我什么的了啊 then, you know, you can teach me and stuff.
别再进我房间了好吧 Don't go in my room again, alright?
别翻我白眼 Huh? Don't eye‐roll me.
- 我让你别翻了 - 我都闭眼了 ‐Cut it out, I said. ‐My eyes are closed.
我都闭眼了还怎么翻白眼 How can I eye‐roll when my eyes are closed?
不知道 但我知道你在翻白眼 I don't know, but I know you're doing it.
- 你真混蛋 - 你说什么 ‐What a jerk. ‐'Scuse me?
没什么 Nothing.
我怎么知道你的药是真的 How do I know your medicine is true medicine?
很容易 Very easy.
带20个猎人跟我一起 Get some 20 hunters with me.
都准备好了之后 我会抢劫基地 When all is ready, I will rob the base...
超人啊 Mm, Superman, right?
他飞来飞去的 在城市里穿行 He's flying around, cruising around Metropolis,
寻找坏人 对吧 looking for bad guys, right?
他飞来飞去 飞来飞去 He's flying around, flying around.
突然之间往下一看 And all of a sudden, he looks down.
- 看到了神奇女侠 - 嗯 ‐He sees Wonder Woman, right. ‐Mm, mm.
她超性感 She's starkers.
一丝不挂 涂满了油 Buck naked, all oiled up,
在这栋楼的顶上晒着太阳 sunbaking on top of this building.
- 是吗 - 对 ‐Right? ‐Mm‐hm. Mm.
看一眼立马勃起 Straightaway, instant boner.
立起来超大一条 Cracks a fat. Super fat, right?
他心想 用我的超级速度 He thinks to himself, "With my super speed,
我可以飞过去 抓住她 "I could fly down there, root her,
快速给她打几炮 "give her a quick couple of pumps
并且在她发现怎么回事之前离开 "and then be out of there before she even knows what hit her."
- 对吧 - 嗯 ‐Huh? ‐Mm.
那么他减速到一万英里每小时 So, he zooms down, 10,000 miles an hour,
快速给她来了几下 卸了货 gives her a quick couple of pumps, blows his load
然后在半秒之内离开 对吧 and he's gone in, like, half a second, right?
嗯 Yeah.
神奇女侠跳起来说 Wonder Woman jumps to her feet and goes,
刚才是什么鬼东西 "What the fuck was that?!"
隐形人说 The Invisible Man goes,
我不知道 但是我屁股疼死了 "I don't know, but my arsehole's fucking killing me."
直通了他的后庭 ‐Fucked him up the arse. ‐
很漂亮的击球 COMMENTATOR: ..beautifully, right off the meat of the bat.
超人肯定能看到他 Superman would be able to see him, though.
他看不到 他是隐形的 No, he wouldn't. He's invisible.
但是 在现实生活中 Yeah, but, like, in real life,
因为他有该死的透视眼 'cause he's got that fuckin', um, X‐ray vision.
但是透视眼只能让你透视 Yeah, but X‐ray vision helps you to see through shit.
它不能帮你看到隐形的东西 It doesn't help you to see stuff that's invisible.
他的热能视力怎么样呢 What about that heat vision thing he's got?
他能看到红外线还有其他乱七八糟的东西 He sees infrared and all that kind of crap.
哥们 我开个玩笑 只是玩笑 Oh, mate, it's a joke. It's a joke.
进取号那艘飞船跟厕纸 What does the Starship 'Enterprise' and toilet paper
有什么共同点 have in common?
不知道 是什么 Don't know. What?
他们都为了克林贡人找寻天王星（与你的屁眼谐音） They both search Uranus for Klingons.
- 呃 - 不好笑吗 ‐Eh. ‐Don't like it?
还可以 Eh, it's not bad.
超人的笑话更好笑 Superman joke's better.
嗯 Mm.
哥们 Oh, mate...
我知道你刚出来 ..I know you just got out,
但是我需要你帮我一个忙 but I need you to do me a favour.
又来了 Here we go.
我要你去我的房子 帮我拿个东西 I need you to go to my house, grab something for me.
什么 What?
- 你知道我藏好东西的地方吧 - 嗯 ‐You know my stash spot? ‐Mm.
我要你去那拿个黑色塑料袋 I need you to go in there and grab the black plastic bag.
里面有什么 你的小黄片吗 What's in it? Your pee‐pee movies?
- 不是 那些我已经有了 - 好吧 ‐No, I've already got those. ‐Oh, good.
- 就拿那个黑色袋子 - 好吧 ‐Just grab the black bag. ‐Alright.
谢了哥们 非常感谢 Thanks, mate. I appreciate it.
进来吧 In you come.
我不知道 * And I don't know
如果我能在你身上再放一只手 * If I could stand another hand upon you
我只知道 * All I know is that...
你好 雷 Hello, Ray.
你好吗 How you going?
你要拿的东西在哪 Where are these things you need?
地下室 Basement.
你先请 After you.
没事吧 You right?
你没事吧 Are you right?
女性是未来 对吧 Future's female, is it?
当然了 Sure is.
袋子里是什么 雷 你的小黄片吗 What's in the bag, Ray? Your pee‐pee movies?
是盖瑞的东西 They were Gary's.
怎么样 ‐ ‐How'd you go?
塔特的新男友是个混蛋 Tat's new boyfriend's a bit of a cunt.
- 应该给她一枪 - 是啊 ‐Mm. Should have shot her. ‐Yeah.
这是什么 So, what's this?
打开 Open it.
什么东西 What is it?
- 一个飞机杯 - 一个什么 ‐A Vajankle. ‐A what?
飞机杯 A Vajankle.
- 用来干嘛的 - 你用它来撸 ‐What do you do with it? ‐You jerk off with it.
你把你弟弟放进这里面 You've had your cock in this?
对啦 Yeah. Oi!
过来 过来 过来 看一看 Here, here, here, have a look.
看 你把你弟弟放进去 See? You put your cock in it.
你把你弟弟放进这个像小妹妹的地方 You put your cock in this part with the vagina
然后你玩这只脚 and then you play with the foot.
什么 What?
你为什么要把弟弟放进脚里面 Why would you put your cock in a foot?
因为我有恋足癖 'Cause I've got a foot fetish.
你得治疗一下了 哥们 ‐You need help, mate. ‐
别这么快抗拒啊 雷 Don't knock it till you try it, Ray.
- 你好 - 雷 你有空吗 ‐Hello? ‐RAFAEL: Hey, Ray, you free?
有空哥们 怎么啦 Yeah, mate, what's up?
- 我有个活找你 - 行 什么活 ‐I've got a job for you. ‐OK. What is it?
这边走 This way.
就在这 Just down here.
这里面 In here.
你就这样站在那吗 Just gonna stand there, are you?
- 发生什么事了 - 有什么关系吗 ‐What happened? ‐Does it fuckin' matter?
把这个婊子弄走 Look, get this bitch out of here.
我爸妈快到家了 大概一小时左右 My folks are gonna be home in, like, an hour or so.
她也是人家的女儿 蠢货 She's somebody's daughter, fuckhead.
你去那边 Get around that side.
- 把她抬起来 - 好 ‐Lift her up. ‐Yep.
那边 Go around.
- 开门 - 好 ‐Get the door. ‐OK.
- 怎么样了 - 不错 ‐RAFAEL: How'd you go? ‐Yeah, good.
你想让我怎么办 What do you want me to do with it?
搬到迪拉尔那里去 荆棘路 第三号位置 Take it out to Dural. Bramble Road, lot three.
农舍后面有个猪舍 There's a piggery out the back of the farmhouse there.
喂给猪吃 Feed it to the pigs.
好 OK.
萨曼莎 你今晚好嘛 RADIO HOST: Hey, Samantha C. How are you tonight?
你好 史蒂芬 感谢应答 SAMANTHA: Hello, Steve. Thanks for taking my call.
我很乐意 亲爱的 RADIO HOST: My pleasure, darling.
告诉我们你怎么认识 Now, tell us all how you met
你的宝贝拉克伦的 your sweetheart, Lachlan C.
我有天晚上乘火车回家 SAMANTHA: Well, I was on the train home one night
我拿着一大堆东西 and I was carrying a big stack of stuff...
有个人保护我 SAMANTHA: ..between me and the groper
不被咸猪手骚扰 and kind of protected me, you know?
那就是拉克伦 And that was Lachlan.
你的白马王子 RADIO HOST: Your knight in shining armour.
是啊 我们 SAMANTHA: Yeah, we...
萨曼莎 这是个美妙的浪漫故事 RADIO HOST: Samantha, this is a fantastic romantic story.
我真心希望你的担心是没有根据的 I really hope your fears are unfounded.
继续锁定1128广播来听像这样好听的音乐 Stay with us here at Radio 1128 for better music like this ‐
洛林埃·里森的《与我共度》 'Stay With Me ', Lorraine Ellison.
你去了哪儿 LORRAINE ELLISON: * Where did you go
当事情变糟的时候 * When things went wrong, baby?
你跑到何处 * Who did you run to...
去找寻让你倚靠的肩膀 * And find a shoulder to lay your head upon?
宝贝 我不是在那里吗 * Baby, wasn't I there?
我没有照顾好你吗 * Didn't I take good care of you?
不 不 我不敢相信你离开我了 * No, no, I can't believe you're leaving me
宝贝 与我共度 * Stay with me, baby
请与我共度 宝贝 * Please stay with me, baby
宝贝 与我共度 * Oh, stay with me, baby
我不能继续 * I can't go on
你触碰了谁 * Who did you touch
当你需要 * When you needed
温柔 * Tenderness?
我给了你这么多 * I gave you so much
作为回报 * And in return
我收获了幸福 * I found happiness...
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