佐伊 我爱你 但我不知道自己是否还能在这儿写作 Zoe, I love you, but I don't even know if I can write here.
你会爱上蓝铃镇的 You're gonna fall in love with BlueBell.
让我在路边清除口香糖的组织 I don't have any interest in being part of an organization
我没有兴趣加入 that would ask me to remove gum from the sidewalk.
-有一个叫佐伊的姑娘 -佐伊·哈尔特吗 我喜欢她 - There is this girl, - Zoe. Zoe Hart? I love her.
为了她我取消了婚礼 I called off my wedding for her.
后来发现太迟了 因为她跟韦德滚床了 Then I found out I was too late, 'cause she slept with Wade.
幸运的是 解决方法很简单 写首关于你的伤痛的歌 Luckily, the solution is simple. Write a song about your pain.
-我叫莱蒙·布里兰德 -我叫彼得 - I'm Lemon Breeland. - I go by Peter.
你是不是要错过航班了 Aren't you gonna miss your flight?
那可以等几个小时 It can wait a couple more hours.
我们不能在一起 勒旺会废了我的膝盖 We are not going to get together. Lavon would break my kneecaps.
-乔治 -我需要名医生 又不能找布里克 - George? - I need a doctor, and it can't be Brick.
乔治 George! Hey!
我正找你呢 Just the guy I'm looking for.
我有样东西给你 I have something for you.
不 不用了 谢谢 Nope. No, thank you.
试试嘛 这可是多特斯餐厅的白鲑鱼沙拉啊 Well, try it. It's whitefish salad from Russ & Daughters!
真的不用了 谢谢 No! No, thank you.
我是出于礼貌 You know, was a gesture,
只想说咱们冰释前嫌了 just to say that we have put everything behind us,
我们现在又是好朋友了 and that we're friends now.
不 咱们不是的 No, we are not friends.
错 我们就是 Incorrect. We are friends.
记得前几周 我治好了你的手伤 Remember the other week, when I fixed your hand,
我帮你缝合好伤口 我们还聊了天的 I sewed you up, and we chatted?
我们的关系一度粘合 修复 There was bonding, repair,
友谊之桥一旦崩塌 又重建起来 bridges once crumbled, rebuilt.
我是万不得已才找你的 I called you out of desperation.
行 Fine.
下次你的哪个部位卡在某个姑娘的拉链里了 Next time you get an appendage stuck in some girl's zipper,
叫布里克来处理吧 have Brick deal with it.
他可不会像我这么温柔的 He will not be as gentle as I.
韦德 我的老兄 你懂的 老样子 Wade, my old pal, as you may surmise, I will have my usual.
合肉煎蛋卷 少放肉 少放蛋黄 Meat Lover's Omelet... hold the meat, hold the yolks,
少放土豆 吐司上不要涂黄油 hold the potatoes, don't butter the toast.
明白滴 Got it.
医生 要点啥 Doc, can I get you anything?
我要去我办公室 只要杯咖啡带走 I'm on my way to the office. Just a coffee to go.
好的 Will do.
咱们这是笑啥 What are we smiling at?
只是 我从没有过常点的菜 我真心喜欢这样 Just, I've never had a usual. I really like it.
我在这儿的日程安排渐入佳境了 I'm settling into a nice routine here.
我早上写作 然后吃午饭 You know, I-I write in the morning, I have lunch,
坐计程车去海湾海岸 take a taxi over to Gulf Shores
买两份焦糖玛奇朵 to get my double caramel Macchiato.
或许你该去学车了 Maybe it's time to learn how to drive.
不行 我是唯一 No way. I'm the only
一个帮出租车公司做生意的人了 person keeping Yellow Cab Company in business.
你跟蓝铃镇似乎挺合得来 Well, you and BlueBell seem to be hitting it off.
我得说我们的前景一片光明 I'd say our future is very promising.
现在 亲爱的 去行医救人吧 Oh, now, my dear, go save lives.
我要写书了 I have a book to write.
我的短篇小说发生在伦敦 My short story takes place in London.
这玩意儿能帮我营造气氛 This helps set the mood.
他是要在那里露营一整天 Is he gonna camp out there all day
霸占唯一的电源插座吗 hogging the only outlet?
-因为福兰克会发飙的 -闭嘴 - 'Cause Frank's gonna have a cow. - Shut up!
乔尔 他做的不错 他有 Joel... he's doing good. You know, he has
地方写作 还有些朋友 a place to write, he has friends.
这都多亏我的入乡随俗计划 And it's all thanks to my acclimation program.
女士们 聊啥有意思的八卦呢 Hey, ladies, some good gossip?
没啥 Oh, it's nothing.
就是戴什的每周投票 Just Dash's weekly poll.
我们是不是该搞个红绿灯 谁穿的最好看 You know, should we get a traffic light? Who wore it best?
结果是在宾果夜上的戴尔玛 Oh, turns out it was Delma at Bingo night.
百分之58的人认为我们应该 58% thinks we should
将《俄克拉荷马》作为小镇音乐剧 do Oklahoma as the town musical,
百分之42的人认为RJ餐吧应该供应软雪糕 42% think that the Rammer Jammer should have soft serve,
而百分之13的人认为 and 13% thinks
乔尔是佐伊·哈尔特的真命天子 Joel is the right guy for Zoe Hart.
还有百分之13呢 不是特别糟哈 Hey, 13%! Ain't half bad.
是你 是不是你背后搞鬼 You! Are you somehow behind this?
戴什的博客票选吗 没错 把我逮个正着啊 Dash's blog poll? Yeah, caught me red-handed.
看啊 我上了门电脑课 See, I took a computer class,
把黑客技术学到手 然后我成功黑进了主机 learned hacking and I made it into the mainframe.
虽说困难重重 不过我还是做到了 It was pretty tough, but I did it.
不 不是我搞的鬼 No, I did not.
事实上 我还投了赞成票呢 Matter of fact, I voted yes.
那我不明白了 Well, I don't get it.
他们怎么就认为他不适合我呢 You know, how could they not think that he's right for me?
他们不喜欢他吗 哪里不受待见了 Don't they like him? What's not to like?
翻译 俗家小女子 棕榈 后期 棕榈 维尼
南国医恋 第三季 第五集
女士们 需要我帮忙吗 Something I can help you with, ladies?
没事 只是在讨论佳丽业务 Not a thing. Just discussing Belle business.
跟一位真正的佳丽 With an actual Belle.
还有你在万圣化妆舞会上是怎样放坦纳·休斯鸽子的 And how you stood up Tanner Hughes at the Halloween Masquerade.
可能只是你哪根筋搭错了吧 And the possibility that you just may be mentally ill.
好吧 多谢你的关心 Okay, well, thank you for your concern,
不过我跟 but I ended my date with
坦纳约会结束早是因为我遇上了更好的人 Tanner early because I met someone better.
他叫彼得 是名新闻制片人 His name is Peter, and he's a news producer.
那他人呢 So, where is he?
他第二天就得去苏格兰 Well, he had to leave the next day on an extended assignment
出差 之后去温哥华 to Scotland, and then he's off to Vancouver.
柠檬 亲爱的 Oh, Lemon, dear,
你还真的能歪歪出在加拿大有一男友啊 you literally have a figurative boyfriend in Canada.
他不是我男朋友 我向你保证 Well, he's not my boyfriend, and I assure you,
他魅力无比 帅气逼人且货真价实 he is very charming, very handsome and very real.
这是我下手的好机会 This is my in.
柠檬在编造一个假男友 Lemon's making up fake boyfriends.
如果她是如此走投无路出此下策 If she's desperate enough to do that,
那么她也会将就吃我这根回头草的 she's desperate enough to take me back!
我以为你说你跟她玩完了 I thought you said you were done with her.
只要她还是那么美 我还是这么的... 本质 As long as she's so pretty and I'm so... me,
"玩完"啥的都是浮云 "Done" Is a four-letter word.
早啊 柠檬 Morning, Lemon.
女士们 看样子你们在为这一重大日子努力打造 Ladies, fortifying ourselves for the big day, I see.
咱们的凉亭头一回 Our gazebo made the Gazebos
入选阿州凉亭日历了 of Alabama Calendar for the first time.
咱们是二月的 We're February.
勒旺 恭喜啦 那竞争很激烈的啊 Congratulations, Lavon. Competition for that is fierce.
但只入选二月份我并不是很满意 Yeah. Well, I'm not content with just February.
一年里最短的一个月 我想要的是拿下封面那个 You know, shortest month of the year. I want the cover.
别担心 勒旺 我们佳丽不会让你失望的 Well, don't you worry, Lavon. The Belles will not let you down.
我们会让那凉亭看上去就像圣瓦伦丁他本人一样的 We are off to make that gazebo look like St. Valentine himself.
如果他是用四千朵粉玫瑰做的话 If he were made of 4,000 pink roses.
勒旺 你疯了吗 Are you crazy, Lavon?
让小柯来负责这么重要的项目 Putting Crickett in charge of a major public relations project?
可是凉亭的确是归佳丽们管的啊 Well-well, the gazebo falls under Belle jurisdiction.
等下 我知道 Wait, look, I-I know
你退出佳丽协会了 但你是否能帮把手 you left them ladies behind, but you think you might help out?
就这一次 Just this once?
不了 抱歉 勒旺 Nope. I'm sorry, Lavon.
祝你好运 Good luck to you.
你知道这儿百分之87的人 Are you aware that 87% of people in this town
都不看好我跟乔尔吗 don't think Joel and I should belong together?
-啥 -你没看戴什的投票吗 - What? - Have you not read Dash's poll?
我看了软雪糕的 Well, I-I read about the soft serve.
它就在软雪糕的后面啊 It was right after the soft serve!
我只做单项调查的 Yeah, I'm a single-issue voter, so...
拜托 这明摆着啊 他们不喜欢乔尔 Come on. You know, it's obvious. They don't like Joel.
你不也是吗 直到几天前才改观的 You didn't either, until a few days ago.
-这倒是 -天呐 都是我的错 - Well, that is true. - My God, it's all my fault.
我一直费心地让乔尔爱上这里 You know, I've been so busy selling Joel on BlueBell,
但却忽略了让蓝铃接受乔尔了 that I've neglected to sell BlueBell on Joel!
你这么在乎干嘛 Why do you care so much?
因为他们是我的朋友啊 Because these are my people, you know?
我想要得到他们的支持 I want them to root for us!
慢慢儿来吧 佐伊 乔尔是慢热型的 Oh, give it time, Zoe. Joel is an acquired taste.
跟你一个样 Just like you.
我那会儿被挤兑的时候很难受的 Yeah, and it stunk when I didn't fit in.
我们得让他快速受欢迎 We need to make him popular, pronto.
知道怎样有用吗 You know what would help?
有一位受人尊敬的公众人物的认可 An endorsement from an esteemed public figure.
你想让我以镇长的名义 You want me to issue a mayoral
判决所有人喜欢你的男朋友吗 decree that all people like your boyfriend?
是的 Yes.
拜托啦 为了你的闺蜜两肋插刀啊 Come on, you're supposed to be my best friend.
是啊 这能把人整死 Yeah, and I forgot how exhausting it could be.
行 我自行搞定 Fine. I will take care of this myself.
大事不妙 No, no, no, no...
非常感谢 戈里太太 很高兴见到你 Thank you so much, Mrs. Gorey. Good to see you.
乔治 早上好 Good morning, George.
琳莉 你回来了 Lynly? You're... you're back?
-昨晚回来的 -不错 - Came in last night. - Great.
真不错 That is... that is great,
那你现在出现在我办公室了 and now you're in my... you're in my office.
拜托告诉我你那外套里还穿了东东的 Uh, please tell me you have something on under that coat.
不做死就不会死 I totally deserve that.
-手指咋样了 -好多了 - How's your finger? - Uh, it... It is better.
已经恢复了 It's back to normal, actually.
可以指向出口了 看见没 It can point to the exit. You see that?
我去德州的时候参加了法学院考试 I took a practice LSAT while I was in Texas.
考得挺不错的 Did pretty well.
除开我一直试着钓你这事儿 So, despite the fact that I was mainly trying to seduce you,
我想你当时还是教我学进去了点东西 guess some of the stuff you were teaching me sunk in.
所以我给买了这个 So, I got you this.
这不会爆炸啥的吧 That's-that's not gonna explode or anything?
不会 No.
这是本瑟古德·马歇尔的传记瑟古德·马歇尔是第一位担任美国最高法院大法官的非裔美国人 It's a biography of Thurgood Marshall.
请你还是考虑一下 Please consider it
接受我非常诚恳的道歉吧 a very small token of my very humongous apology.
谢谢 Thank you.
别担心 And don't worry.
从现在起我都不会烦你了 I'll stay out of your way from now on.
再见 乔治·塔克 Good-bye, George Tucker.
我不想学开车 I don't want to learn how to drive a car.
作为一名环保人士 我很注意低碳生活 As an environmentalist, I'm worried about emissions.
而作为一名纽约人来说 我担心会出人命 As a New Yorker, I'm worried about driving a car.
蓝铃镇人人都开车的 Everyone in BlueBell drives.
要是你打算去莫比尔看你的小说改编的电影怎么办 How else are you going to get to your movies in Mobile?
或是去达芙妮镇的钓鱼点呢 Or the fishing hole in Daphne?
三年前我就在莫比尔看完了每部电影 I saw every movie in Mobile three years ago.
-还有我不钓鱼 -好吧 - And I don't fish. - Well...
现在开始最好了 no better time than now to start.
我打赌你会喜欢的 I bet you're gonna love it.
我还给你买了这个 Also, I got you this
钓鱼的时候不会被阳光刺到眼睛 to keep your eyes out of the sun while you're doing it.
我 I... wh...
你是怎么了 What is going on with you?
我想更让咱们更融入这个社区 I want us to be more integral to our community, you know?
这样的话 我们就会 And... and if, in doing so, we are
得到百分之66的人包容接受 好棒耶 embraced by an acceptable 66% of it, great.
懂否 少废话 开车 You know? Ten and two, start the car.
不 我不要 No, I... no.
佐伊 佐伊 快熄了 Zoe. Zoe, turn this car off.
给我把脚放油门上 Just put your foot on the gas.
我不会把脚放油门上的 I'm not putting my foot on the gas.
-给姐踩油门 -我不... - Push down on the gas. - I am not...
给姐踩油门 Push down on the gas!
-我不会踩的 -踩下去 - I'm not putting my foot down! - Push it!
我的神啊 你们没看到我在这儿吗 Good heavens! Did you all not see me right here?
-我眼冒金星了 -天啊 牧师 - Oh, I see stars. - Oh, my God, Reverend.
太抱歉了 你还好吗 So sorry. Aah. Are you okay?
蓝铃镇的人们 爆炸性新闻 Breaking news, BlueBell.
佐伊的新欢与我们尊敬的牧师追尾了 Zoe's new beau just rear-ended our revered Reverend.
这家伙连刹车都不会 This man just can't catch a break.
或者他根本就找不到刹车 Or seem to find one.
梅菲尔牧师 别怪乔尔了 都是我的错 Reverend Mayfair, don't blame Joel... it's all my fault.
我不知道你有没有看戴什博客的每周民意投票 I don't know if you saw the Blawker's weekly poll,
只有百分之十三的人认为我应该和他交往 but only 13% of the people think that I should be with him.
我想他撞到你后支持的人就会更少了 And I'm sure the number's even less after hitting you.
我就是想帮他扭转局面 I was just trying to help him out.
佐伊 别这么小题大做 只是意外而已 Zoe, please... accidents happen.
我没有责怪乔尔 I don't blame Joel.
他初来乍到 他正努力了解这里 He's new; he's learning.
他看上去也很出众啊 He seems like an outstanding fella.
你遇到他我真的很开心 I'm glad you met him.
是啊 He is!
要是全镇的人都能也这样想就好了 You know... if only the whole town could see that, too.
你看这样如何 Hey, you know what?
每周日全镇的人都会听你布道 You have the entire town's ears every Sunday.
我有一个好主意 I have a great idea.
这个周日你可不可以给大家 What if this Sunday,
做一个"爱你周围的人"的演讲 you preach a "Love Thy Neighbor"?
你周围的新人 Thy new neighbor?
佐伊 我不是教堂里有求必应的音乐播放员 Zoe, uh, I am not the all-request DJ at WWJD.
我的布道都已安排好了 I already have my sermon all set to go.
我的岳父岳母也来了 我妻子现在很着急 My in-laws are in town, the wife is on edge
因为我们正对双胞胎进行睡觉训练 because we are sleep-training the twins.
我连吃饭的时间都没有 I barely have time to eat my dinner,
更别说改写我布道的内容了 much less rewrite my sermon.
我知道你需要什么了 那就是医嘱 I know what you need. Some R & R.
医生的命令 Doctor's orders.
早上起来 And then wake up in the morning,
以新的视角改写你的布道内容 write your new sermon with fresh eyes.
虽然听上去不错 贝弗利的父母来这里 Lovely as that sounds, Beverly's parents are here
就是因为我明天要去青少年探险营地 because I have the Tween Adventure Camp tomorrow.
整整二十四小时 我们要走空中索道 24 hours of zip-lining,
徒步旅行 还有与自然界的万物交流 hiking and communing with nature slash the Lord.
要是我和乔尔能带孩子们去宿营呢 Well, what if Joel and I led the camping trip?
我很擅长空中索道 I am a great zip-liner.
我说的是真的 No, I am.
我在参加了梅兹俱乐部三个洲空中索道的训练 I have zip-lined at Club Meds on three continents!
那乔尔呢 And Joel?
他写的书有一半是在野外发生的 Half of his book takes place in the wilderness.
他肯定也很擅长这个 He'll be great.
我和我的妻子能有一整晚 Well, it would be lovely to get away
享受二人世界的甜蜜 just for a night, alone,
没有孩子来打扰实在是太棒了 me and the missus, no kids.
好的 就这么定了 All right. I'm in.
-恭喜 -哈利路亚 - Mazel tov. - Hallelujah.
柠檬 你好啊 Hey, Lemon. What's up?
这都是送给你的 These are for you.
肉丸 我们不是说好了嘛 Meatball, we've been through this.
是啊 当然 Right. Of course.
你宁愿和一个想象出来的加拿大人在一起 You'd rather be with an imaginary guy from Canada
也不愿意和我一起 than me.
还彼得 Peter...?
这名字听上去都假的一笔 Even the name's not realistic.
我和艾洛迪查了一下 Elodie and I checked the
上周假面舞会参加人员的名单 guest list for the masquerade party last week.
根本没有叫彼得的人 No sign of any Peter.
那是因为他用的是他老板的请柬 That is because he used his boss's invitation.
我相信是这样 亲爱的 I'm sure he did, dear.
你一开始告诉大家你和韦德交往 First you told people you were dating Wade,
接着又说彼得 then Peter.
下一个是谁 圣诞老人吗 Who's next, Santa Claus?
算了 我不知道你们这些姑娘知不知道 Okay, you know, I don't know if you ladies know this,
你们在后面种的那些美丽的滕蔓是野葛 but that lovely vine you planted back there is kudzu.
到明天早上 By tomorrow morning,
它就会把你们整个花园都缠绕起来 it will have strangled your entire garden.
那么 祝你们好运了 So... good luck to you.
野葛 野葛吗 Kudzu? Kudzu?!
要是柠檬在位 这一切就不会发生 This never would've happened under Lemon's reign.
是吧 女士们 Right, ladies?
那咱们就把藤蔓都拔掉 Well... we'll just clear it out then.
统统拔掉 Clear it out.
是的 拔掉就行了 Yeah. Just clear it out!
给老娘狠狠地拔 Dig! Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig!
快点 Faster!
各位 今晚问答比赛的比分非常接近 All right, folks, tonight's pub quiz is a close one.
舒乐和科迪领先 乔治和汤姆只落后一分 Shula and Cody are in the lead. George and Tom, one point behind.
下一个问题 Our next question.
百年战争持续了多久 How long... did the Hundred Year War last?
-一百一十六年 -回答正确 - 116 years. - Correct!
舒乐 你傻眼了吧 In your face, shula!
汤姆 亲爱的 柠檬说我今晚可以早点走 Tom, sweetie, Lemon said I could leave early.
但是我和乔治马上就要领先了 But George and I are about to take the lead.
没错 但今晚周五之夜 Yes, but it's Friday night.
我得走了 是周五之夜 I have to go. It's Friday night.
没关系 没关系 我回家就好 That's-that's fine. That's fine. I can go home.
不行 不行 龙/塔克队首次与他们战平 No, no, no... Team Long/Tucker is tied for first.
该死的 等等 Dang it. Wait. It's...
汤姆 真的没关系 Tom, really, it's no big deal.
你不用这样 你这是做什么 You don't have to... What are you doing?
沃利 我使用第二十四条规则 更换队友 Here? Wally, I am invoking rule number 24, replacement teammate.
我看她在那边回答的 她很棒的 I saw her mouthing answers over there. She's real good.
我可以离开 Uh... I can go.
要是你不愿意留下你可以离开 Hey, you don't have to stay if you don't...
下一个问题是给海洋爱好者准备的 Our next question is for you oceanography buffs.
海洋最深的处在哪里 What is the deepest part of the ocean?
你知道答案吗 说吧 You know it? Go ahead.
-马里亚纳海沟 -回答正确 - The Mariana Trench. - Correct!
现在乔治和他的新队友琳莉领先了 And now George and his new partner Lynly take the lead.
天啊 我也知道 Oh, man! I knew that one.
你当然知道了 笨蛋 Sure you did, dummy.
要是你继续这样回答问题 你就可以留下 You keep answering questions like that, you can stick around.
-真的吗 -是的 只要你 - Really? - Yeah. Just...
待在你那边就行 好吗 Stay on your side of the barrel. Okay?
勒旺 你来这做什么 Hi, Lavon. What are you doing here?
我来这请你 求你 Well, I'm here to ask you... uh, to beg you, really...
你能不能再考虑一下帮忙整理凉亭 would you please reconsider helping out with the gazebo?
我是说 克里柯特在压力下彻底地崩溃了 I mean, Crickett has completely cracked under pressure.
我需要 我们需要把凉亭弄好 And I need this, uh, we need this to go well.
为了维护员蓝铃镇的尊严 For BlueBell's dignity.
好吧 Okay.
我答应了 Yes, I'm in.
-真的吗 -真的 - You are? - Yes.
但是 But...
作为回报 我要以帮我证明 In return, I need you to help me prove
我在假面舞会上遇到的那个人 that the man that I met
是真实存在的 at the masquerade party the other day exists.
他的名字是彼得 His name's Peter.
好的 他姓什么 Yeah, o-okay. Uh, what's his last name?
问题就在这 That's the thing...
我不知道 I don't know.
好吧 也不是很费事 Wow, okay, well, not a lot to work with.
但是你别担心 我们会找到你说的那个人 Uh, but don't worry, Lemon, we will find your man.
-一言为定 -一言为定 - Deal? - Deal.
好的 All right.
回答正确 Correct!
今晚的赢家是乔治·塔克与琳莉·海耶斯 And our winners tonight are George Tucker and Lynly Hayes.
-为他们鼓掌祝福 -太棒了 - Give 'em a hand, y'all! - Yes!
-我们完胜啊 -更像是毁了比赛 - We trounced the competition. - More like destroyed.
破坏 改写 Demolished. Obliterated.
-根除 -什么叫"根除" - Extirpated. - Extirpated?
连根拔掉 彻底毁坏 To pull up from the roots. To destroy completely.
我正处于碎碎念模式 I get in trivia mode,
我的思绪也开始运转了 and... the mind starts going, okay?
我非常了解 Okay. No, I get it completely.
这就是为什么我妈爸会把我送到这来 This is why my parents sent me here.
真的吗 就是为了和你发生一夜情的人 Oh, really? To play, uh, pub games
玩酒吧问答游戏 with your former one-night stand?
就是来找单纯的乐子 To have good clean fun.
这很有趣 Yeah, well... this was fun.
没有人会让自己的身体的一部分 And nobody got any body parts zipped up
被拉锁锁在别人的衣服里 这就是有趣的事 into somebody else's clothing, so there's that.
你不会把这件事念叨一辈子吧 是吧 You are not gonna let me live that down, are you?
不会的 No, I am not.
有时间你还想再来一次吗 You want to do it again sometime?
我指的不是拉链事件 I mean, not the zipper thing.
单纯 不流血的乐子 The-the good clean, unbloody fun.
-我想 -是吗 我想他们 - I'd love that. - Yeah? Uh, I think they got a...
他们明天下午会在这里举行飞镖比赛 Darts tournament here tomorrow afternoon,
不知道你有没有兴趣 if you're into it.
乔治 那我想我们明天再见了 Then I guess I'll see you tomorrow, George.
好的 小队加油 Okay. Yes, you will. Go, team.
好的 All right.
-出什么事了 -我就是购购物 - Something's different. - I've been shopping.
把东西都买齐了 Getting all sorts of ready.
睡袋 帐篷 胸绳套 Sleeping bag, tent, chest harness.
我们加入以色列军队了吗 Did we join the Israeli army?
没有 完全不是这样 Oh, no. Literally the opposite.
我 你和一群基督教少年一起走空中索道 Me, you, a Christian youth group zip-lining!
不行 不能去 Yeah, no, we're not doing that.
当然要去了 一定会很好的 Oh, no... yes, we are. It's gonna be great!
你可能不知道 但是我很不幸 This may surprise you, but I am tragically,
有严重的恐高症 deathly afraid of heights.
-你才没有 -我向你保证 我有 - No, you're not. - Oh, yes, I assure you, I am.
但是你小说有整整一个章节 But an entire section of
是发生在山顶上的故事 your novel takes place on top of a mountain.
没错 但是我不是在山顶上写的 Yes, but I didn't write it on top of a mountain.
我是在双层公寓里写的 I wrote it in a duplex.
不吃安定我都不敢去高线公园 I can't even go on the High Line without taking a Valium.
我都答应梅菲尔牧师了 I-I promised Reverend Mayfair.
不要啊 是因为那个意外吗 Oh, no. Is this because of the accident?
我已经给他送了一个果篮 Yeah, I already sent him a fruit basket, you know,
很贵的那种 而不是 an expensive one... like, not one of those where there's, like,
在哈密瓜上面放一个杨桃那种便宜货 one star fruit on top of a ton of cantaloupe.
-那不只是意外那么简单 -我去不了 - It's more than the accident. - No, I can't go.
-你不明白 -我真的有恐高症 - You don't understand... - I do have a phobia...
-我真的没骗你 -拜托别逼我告诉你 - ...which I definitely do... - Please don't make me tell you...
-我不喜欢待在户外 -我真的不想告诉你 - I don't like the outdoors! - I really don't want to tell you.
我有点过敏 我的脖子很疼 I have allergies, my neck hurts
要是我说了我就会后悔 If I say it, I'm going to regret it.
要是我不用我的记忆泡沫 ...if I don't use my memory foam...
我们必须去 因为这里只有百分之十三的人 We have to go because only 13% of the people in this town
认为你是我的真命天子 think you're the right guy for me.
抱歉 你说什么 I'm sorry. What?
有一个民意投票 There was this poll.
但是没关系 我们可以处理好 But it doesn't matter 'cause we can fix it.
有了梅菲尔的认可 With Reverend Mayfair's endorsement,
大家就会看到你有多好了 people will see how great you are.
然后他们就会明白我们有多般配了 Then they'll see how great we are.
拜托了 我们一定得去露营 Come on. We have to go camping.
我不去露营 I'm not going camping.
等等 你要去 Wait. Yes, you are.
不 我不会去的 No. No, I'm not. You know,
要是蓝铃镇的人不喜欢我 那是他们的问题 if the people of BlueBell don't like me, that's their problem.
乔尔 不是的 是我们的问题 No, Joel, it's our problem.
你只有融入到蓝铃镇才会快乐 You won't be happy here unless you fit in.
我希望你快乐 And I want you to be happy!
我要向全世界证明我可以适应这里的生活 And I'm going to show the world that I am a "Fitter-inner."
乔尔 你来这做什么 Joel, what are you doing here?
韦德 他来这做什么 Wade, what's he doing here?
别看我啊 我就是一个司机而已 Don't look at me... I'm just the designated driver.
因为我喝多了不能开车 'Cause I was too drunk to drive.
我 我根本不会开车 And I... and I... I don't know how to drive.
你是不是喝了威士忌 Have you been drinking whiskey?
记得吗 威士忌会让你变笨的 Remember, whiskey makes you stupid.
-我用空手道打碎了一盏路灯 -路灯赢了 - I karate-chopped a street lamp. - The street lamp won.
他醉成这样了 你怎么能带他来这儿 How could you bring him here like this?
他听到了自然的召唤 Man heard the call of nature.
他在哪 他在哪 Where is he? Where is he?
-谁 -当然是乔治·塔克了 - Who? - George Tucker, of course!
什么 为什么 What? Why?
天啊 太棒了 Oh, man! This is awesome!
当然 当然会变成这样 Of course... of course it would come to this.
英雄就要直面他最大的恐惧 The hero must face his greatest fear.
乔尔 你这是 你这是做什么 Wh... uh, Joel, w-what are you... what are you doing?
乔尔 快下来 现在立刻就下来 Joel, come down from there. Come down from there right now.
注意了 蓝铃镇的小美女们 Attention, BlueBellites!
你们都低估我了 You have it all wrong!
乔治·塔克不是佐伊人生故事里的英雄 George Tucker is not the hero of the Zoe story.
我才是 I am!
天啊 Oh, my God!
我一定要证明这一点 And I'm gonna prove it.
我要用文学作品里最伟大主角的方式 In the manner of literature's greatest protagonists...
那就是玩空中索道 by zip-lining!
什么 不要 乔尔 乔尔 What? No, Joel! No! Joel!
看到没 我相信你会发现 See, I think that you'll find
风景的变化反映出南方那永恒的高雅 that the landscaping reflects the timeless elegance of the South.
你是凉亭迷吗 Are you a gazebo aficionado?
我只是 完成我的任务 I just kind of... got the assignment.
取消 取消 取消 Oh, abort, abort, abort.
-什么 -有麻烦了 - What? - We have a... situation...
凉亭那边 我们还需要点儿时间才能弄好 Over at the gazebo. We need more time.
也许勒旺可以在拍摄前 Perhaps Lavon could give you
带你简单参观一下蓝铃镇 a quick tour of the town before we do the shoot.
当然是为了你的文章 For context, of course.
这个想法很不错 Uh, you know, that's a great idea.
我们等一下再回来的 Uh, we'll be back.
莱蒙·布里兰德 Lemon Breeland,
我爱你 I love you!
天啊 Oh, good Lord.
乔尔 你必须系上背带 Joel, you have to wear a harness!
胆小鬼才用背带 Harness is for pansies!
什么 不要 不要跳 What... No... Do not jump!
不要跳 太危险了 你会害死你自己的 Do not do it! It's dangerous. You'll kill yourself!
你会害死你自己的 You'll kill yourself!
-什么 -不要 不要 - What? - No, no, no, no.
我已经掌握得很好了 Hey. I have got this well in hand!
乔尔来这做什么 What the hell is Joel doing here?
其实 他在试着融入这里 Actually, he's trying to fit in.
-他会受伤的 -那还用说 - He's gonna hurt himself. - No kidding.
交给我吧 I got him.
不要 不要 不用你救我 Oh, no, no. No, no. You are not saving me!
不用你救我 好好先生 You are not saving me, Mr. Golden Boy!
不要 No.
乔尔 你会害死你自己的 Joel! You could kill yourself!
乔尔万岁 Viva Joel!
太糟了 It's too bad.
这家伙太担心乔治·塔克了 Guy's so worried about George Tucker.
我只知道 太疯狂了 I know. It's insane.
但当然疯狂了 大家都看错了 Course it is. Everybody's got it all wrong.
因为我和你都非常了解 'Cause you and I both know damn well...
你还爱着我 you're still in love with me.
伙计 你看上去不错啊 Looking good, buddy!
帮个忙 Help.
帮个小忙 A little help?
还没见过这种情况呢 Never seen that one before.
但是我得告诉你 你这个家伙太肆无忌惮 But I got to tell you, boy's got chutzpa.
我不敢相信 你玩了空中索道 I can't believe you did that.
-这太疯狂了 你太疯狂了 -没错 - That was crazy. You are crazy. - Yes, I am.
我有那么一点性感火辣 是吧 It was kind hot, right?
我还是 我还是睡一觉吧 I'm just gonna... I'm gonna take a nap.
睡一觉就好了 宝贝 睡一觉就好了 Sleep it off, babe. Sleep it off.
他 Is, uh...
-他还活着吗 -是的 - Is he alive? - Yeah.
他醉得找不到北 但是还活着呢 Super-duper drunk, but alive.
那就好 那就好 听着 佐伊 Good. Good to hear that. Um... listen, Zoe, I just...
我就是想说 I just wanted to say that I...
我在路上载了你一程 do not completely regret it.
我并不是完全后悔 Picking you up on the side of the road.
-我不后悔 -你不后悔 - I don't. - You don't?
不后悔 No.
发生在我身上的不幸 And the disaster that is my life...
不全是你的错 It is not... entirely your fault.
真的吗 Really?
只有百分之九十是你的错 Yeah, just, like, almost 90% of it is.
虽然把所有的不幸都归咎于你 As moderately satisfying as it is
会让我轻松一点 for me to blame you for... everything,
但我意识到是时候 well, I-I realize now that it's time for me to...
不要再乱想了 stop dwelling.
这是不是意味着我们又能做回朋友了 So... does this mean that we are friends again?
我们可以从做熟人开始 We-we can be acquaintances to start.
我同意 Yeah. I'll take it.
天啊 佐伊 你说得对 OMG, Zoe, you were right.
乔尔太勇敢了 他有事吗 Joel was so brave. Is he gonna be okay?
我一定要看他写的书 I am totally gonna read his book.
我也会看他写的书 I'm gonna read his book, too!
我要让他给我签个名 我要他的照片 I'm gonna get his autograph! I'm gonna get his picture!
我什么都要 I'm gonna get everything!
我真不敢相信他会这么做 I can't believe he did that!
-肉丸 你现在必须走 -听听这首歌 - Meatball, you have to go now! - Listen to this song.
我的爱情像僵尸一样死而复生 My love is like a zombie coming back from the dead
你让我的膝盖和大脑 You make me weak
都变得软弱 In my knees and in my head
你可能喜欢克里柯特 艾洛迪或者安贝 You may like your Crickett, Elodie or AB
但莱蒙·布里兰德才是我的真命天女 But Lemon Breeland is the one for me.
那实在是 Well, that was, um...
太独一无二了 Unique.
虽然有一点走调 And despite being a little off-key, it was...
但还是很贴心的 It was very sweet.
-你太贴心了 -你会再一次接受我吗 - You are very sweet. - So you'll take me back?
肉丸 你在我需要人陪伴的那段时期里 Meatball... you were there for me in a...
支持我 陪伴我 moment in time where I really needed someone.
但是一段时期就只有一段时期 But some moments in time are just meant to be that,
那只不过是我们都会珍惜一段短暂的回忆 just a... A fleeting memory for us to cling to.
-但是我谁都不想要 -你会想要的 - But I don't want anybody else. - Of course you do.
你想要一个女生 You want someone that's crazy
她会为你的歌声和衣着着迷 about your-your songs and your wardrobe and...
还有你特有的气味 Your unique odor and...
Who医生 Doctor Who.
你不喜欢Who医生吗 You didn't like Doctor Who?
那么 So...
那你准备把你身上的链子打开了吗 Are you ready to unchain yourself?
有一个条件 On one condition.
我要一个分手吻 要舌吻 I want a good-bye kiss. With tongue.
好吧 Fine.
就一个吻 One kiss.
不能舌吻 No tongue.
这还从没发生过 This is new...
你敲我的门 You knocking on my door.
是啊 是啊 Yeah. Yeah.
-要进来吗 -好啊 - Want to come in? - Uh... sure. Um...
琳莉 听着 我就是想 Look, Lynly, I-I just wanted to...
我就是来向你道歉 I just wanted to come by and to say
我很抱歉取消了那天的约会 I'm sorry for cancelling our date yesterday.
那天下午我过得很好 Had an interesting afternoon.
戴什告诉了我你整个戏剧性的过去 Dash filled me in on your whole dramatic past.
就像我说的 一堆破事儿 Oh. Yeah, like I said, damaged goods.
我知道了 I see.
但是我真地想让你知道那和你无关 But I really want you to know that this isn't about you.
我是说除了控制和上床 You know, I mean, besides the manipulation and the... nakedness
就是一般的傻事 and the... just the general kookiness,
你真的 很好 you... you are really... pretty great.
只不过 It's just that...
时机不对 The timing's not right.
好吧 Okay.
好的 Okay.
-我接受 -真的吗 - I accept that. - You do?
当然不会了 乔治·塔克 Course not, George Tucker.
我会盯着你的 I've got my eyes on you.
我会击垮你的 And I am gonna wear you down.
一堆破事儿 等着瞧吧 Damaged goods and all. You'll see.
我 I...
今天布道的演讲太棒了 Quite a sermon today.
牧师的心情不错啊 The reverend was in a great mood.
真的耶 He really was, right?
你要把彼得怎么办 So, uh, what'd you decide to do about Peter?
什么都不做 Nothing.
我决定就只当那是 Uh, I decided that it was perfect...
一场完美的月光下散步和轻松的交谈 as it was, the moonlight walk and the easy conversation,
我就是想再试一次 把这些感觉都找回来 and I just think if I try and recreate it again or get it back...
-不会完全一样的 -没错 - It won't be the same. - Exactly.
要是你再次遇到他 Well, if-if you do see him again,
你可以向他吹嘘你为阿拉巴马日历上 you can brag about your instrumental role
我们凉亭的照片 in landing our gazebo on the cover
帮了大很忙 of the Gazebos of Alabama Calendar.
不会吧 No way!
不会吧 是不是很美啊 让我看看 Shut up! Is it amazing? Let me see.
大丽花看上去如何 How do the dahlias look?
很好 Uh, good.
但是 But, um...
你还是自己看看吧 Well, you should see for yourself.
-当然是这样 -是啊 - Of course. - Yeah.
照的还不错 是吧 But it is a great shot, is it not?
的确 It is.
牧师 布道演讲内容太棒了 谢谢你 Hey, Reverend, great sermon. Thank you.
我同意 I'll second that. It was the...
那是我听到的第一个布道演讲 写的太棒了 First sermon I've ever heard, but it was very well composed.
孩子 随时为你效劳 Well, any time, son.
谢谢你们两个替我带孩子们去露营 And thank you two for covering at the camp.
离开这里享受一晚正是我和我夫人所需要的 Uh, a night away was just what the missus and I needed.
-是吧 亲爱的 -完全正确 - Wasn't it, honey? - Absolutely.
我们现在就走 We're just gonna go... now.
各位 你们看到戴什最新的民意调查了吗 Guys, have you seen Dash's new poll?
支持率上升了 上升很多 You're up. Way up.
百分之三十五的人认为乔尔是佐伊的真命天子 Oh, 35% think Joel is the right guy for Zoe.
虽然有点差强人意 但是还是有进步 Well, it's not soft-serve territory yet but it's progress.
乔尔 我想请你来参加 Joel, I'd really like it if
我这周的读书俱乐部 you'd come do a reading at my book club this week.
好啊 一定去 Sure, I'd love to.
我想请你参加我们每周一次的扑克游戏 And I have a weekly poker game I'd love for you to join.
扑克 我会玩扑克 谢谢 Poker... see, I can do poker. Thanks.
真的吗 从没有人邀请我玩扑克 Seriously? I've never been invited to poker night.
我是大家看好的人 Well, I'm a man of the people.
乔尔 再和我们说说你玩空中索道的事吧 Joel, tell us more about zip-lining.
是不是很吓人啊 Was it... was it terrifying?
你吐了吗 Did you puke? Oh, oh,
消防员有没有斑点狗 Did the firemen have a Dalmatian?
我想你知道了 Oh, hey! I'll have you know
经过昨夜的事乔尔的支持率翻倍了 Joel's numbers have doubled since last night.
要记住 Well, just remember, there's a...
那些事是有很大误差的 pretty big margin of error on those things.
我完全没意识到 ...and I was totally unaware.
我不知道我当时在哪儿 在做什么 I didn't know where I was or what I was doing.
走到一半时 我低头看 And somewhere in the middle, I looked down
我想"天啊 我在空中" and I'm, like, "Oh, my God! I'm in the air!"