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《绝望的主妇》第一季 第六集 Desperate Housewives S01E06
《绝望主妇》前情提要 Previously on Desperate Housewives
我知道我妈妈为什么自杀 I know why my mom killed herself.
真相被揭开了 Secrets were revealed.
这真是太奇怪了 我们得报警 This is being really wared. I think we should go to the police.
关系变得复杂 Relationships got complicated.
索利斯妈妈 你怎么来了 Mama Solis. What are you doing here?
-你怀疑她有外遇 -是的 - You think she's cheating on you? - I think so.
我来解决 I will take care of it
我们接到电话 有人闯进我家 We got a call, something about a break-in.
干我这行的什么都见过 I thought I've seen a lot on the job
但是这次不同寻常 but this is something else.
-还有秘密 -扎克 为什么这样做 - And the mystery... - Zach, why did you do this?
-我不知道 -原因有很多 - I don't know. - Depened.
扎克 Zach.
城镇是一个是非之地 Suburbia is a battle ground,
家庭战争的多发之地 an arena for all forms of domestic combat.
丈夫和妻子打斗 Husbands clash with wives,
家长和孩子动粗 parents cross swords with children.
但最血腥的争斗发生在 But the bloodiest battles often involve women
婆媳之间 and their mothers-in-law.
卡洛斯的争夺战从他求婚的那一晚开始 The war for control of Carlos began the night he proposed,
之后加布丽尔接连败给胡安妮塔 and Gabrielle had been losing ground to Juanita ever since.
从不情愿地在婚前协议上签字 From the prenuptial agrement which she reluctantly signed...
到她不喜欢的结婚音乐 to the selection of wedding music she despised...
再到她讨厌的外墙颜色 to the color of the house paint she hadn't wanted,
加布丽尔一次又一次地被击败 Gabrielle had suffered one defeat after another.
现在胡安妮塔又在怀疑她的儿媳 And now that Juanita suspected her
跟别人有染 daughter-in-law of having an affair,
在这场战争中 有一点变得越来越明显 it had become increasingly apparent, in this war
索利斯夫人 我要去趟市场 Mrs. Solis, I'll be at the market.
没有犯人会自投罗网 No prisoners would be taken.
谢谢你 姚琳 Thank you, Yao Lin.
我不知道你们为什么要请工人 I don't see why you have her.
这么大的一个房子 我需要帮手 It's a big house. I need help.
只有你亲自干点活的时候 It's only called help
才能称得上你需要帮手 when you do some of the work yourself.
我的工作是监督 I supervise.
你每周付她300元 You pay her $300 a week.
一年就要一万五 That's $15,000 a year.
卡洛斯 你不是总说 Carlos, you always say you're not
存的钱不够养老吗 putting away enough for retirement.
亲爱的 减少花销倒是个好主意 Baby, it would be a good idea to cut back on expenses.
你要我一个人收拾整个房子吗 You want me to take care of this place alone?
别的女人都能干 Other women manage.
感觉不错 That's nice.
-喜欢吗 -当然 - You like that? - Oh, yeah.
天 我会很怀念这感觉 卡洛斯 God, I'm gonna miss this, Carlos.
你什么意思 What do you mean?
既然我要开始像其他妻子一样 Well, since I'm gonna have to be doing the cooking
做饭 清洁 买菜 and the cleaning and all the shopping like the other wives,
晚上 我也会像其他妻子一样 I'm gonna be exhausted at night,
精疲力尽 just like all the other wives.
当然 直到我锻炼好耐力 Till I build up my stamina, of course.
这可能要花上好多年 And that might take a couple of years.
不幸的是 Sadly for Juanita,
胡安妮塔忽略了战争的第一条原则 she had ignored the first rule of war...
-早上好 卡洛斯 -那女佣得留下 - Good morning, Carlos. - The maid stays.
千万不要低估你的对手 Never underestimate your enemy.
在许多城镇习俗中 Of the many suburban rituals,
没有一个像家庭市场这样令人怀念 none is quite so cherished as the neighborhood yard sale.
买家从那些不认识的人那里 The shoppers come to sift through
淘到他们认为有用的便宜货 the discarded belongings of someone they don't really know,
买一些他们并不需要的东西 in hopes of finding bargains they don't really need,
还以为自己捡到了大便宜 each so determined to save a few pennies
可他们却总是忽略真正的宝贝 They often miss hidden treasures.
[儿童用品]
-保罗你好 -你好 苏珊 - Hey, Paul. - Hi, Susan.
你竟然要卖掉玛丽·艾莉丝的奖杯 I was a little surprised to see Mary Alice's award for sale.
这是慈善商会给她的奖杯 She got it for doing charity work from the Chamber of Commerce.
扎克和我要搬走了 Zach and I are moving.
我们没必要带走不需要的东西 We don't need to carry any more than is necessary.
说得也对 That makes sense.
我只想提醒你不需要为扎克留着它吗 I just wanted to make sure you didn't want it for Zach.
留些东西纪念他的妈妈 Something to remember his mother by.
扎克不需要用一块玻璃来纪念他的妈妈 Zach doesn't need a piece of glass to remember his mother.
我没报纸了 用这个吧 I'm out of newspaper. Here.
一共10块钱 Let's call it ten bucks for everything.
好吧 说到扎克 我好久没见他了 Great. Speaking of Zach... I haven't seen him around lately.
他情绪比较低落 He's been a bit depressed.
我觉得他应该换个环境 I thought he could use a change of scenery,
所以我把他送到了亲戚家 so I sent him to stay with relatives.
-哪个亲戚 -你不认识 - Oh. Which ones? - You don't know them.
-你的嘴怎么肿的 -没什么特别 - How did you get the fat lip? - The usual way
就是打听了太多不该打听的 asking too many questions.
-你知道到扎克哪去了吗 -不知道 - Did you find out where Zach is? - No.
但能确定的是 他没在亲戚家 But I can tell this much you he's not staying with relatives.
我快疯了 妈妈 She's driven me crazy, mama.
她可能跟这里的任何一个男人有染 It could be any one of these guys she's having an affair with.
别担心 她逃不出我的法眼 Don't worry about it. I'm not letting her out of my sight.
那人到底是谁 Who the hell is that?
你看她那样摸那个男的 Look the way she is touching him.
你说可能是他跟加布丽尔有染吗 Do you think that's the guy she's having an affair with?
别傻了 卡洛斯 Carlos, don't be stupit with that.
能和她在大庭广众下聊天的人 A guy she talks to in public
你肯定不用担心 isn't someone you're gonna worry about.
所以是她根本不搭理的人 So it's someone that she doesn't talk to.
难道我要把镇上的每个男人都揍一顿吗 What I have to do, beat up every guy in town?
婚姻需要经营 Marriage takes work.
保罗会隐瞒真相一点都不奇怪 I'm not surprise that he's playing it close to the vest.
他知道我们在怀疑他 Paul knows we're onto him.
扎克说因为他做了什么不好的事 Zach said Mary Alice killed herself
玛丽·艾莉丝才自杀的 because of something he'd done. Something bad.
谁知道他说的是什么意思吗 Is there anyone else who'd know what he was talking about?
不知道 所以我们必须找到他 No. That's why we have to find him.
找到他才能查清真相 It's the only way we'll know the truth.
这不合逻辑 扎克是个多么可爱的孩子 It just doesn't make any sense. Zach is such a sweet kid.
我无法相信他会做任何坏事 I can't imagine him doing anything that terrible.
他的确闯入了你家 He did break into your house.
从某些角度来说 他不是个好孩子 I mean the kid's obviously troubled in some way.
银羽青少年疗养中心
严重抑郁 边缘型人格异常 Severe depression, borderline personality disorder.
-扎克的情况很严重 -我感觉到了 - Zach is a deeply troubled young man. - I'm aware of that.
你打算如何开展治疗 What are you giving him?
抗抑郁治疗并稳定他的情绪 Antidepressants and a mood stabilizer.
好的 Good.
我还建议采取心理治疗 I'm also recommending extensive psychotherapy
有助唤起他隐藏的记忆 to help unearth any repressed memory.
我不这么认为 I don't think so.
杨先生 我不能无限期地使用药物治疗 Mr. Young, I can't just medicate him indefinitely.
别管什么弗洛伊德[心理学家] 给他吃药就行 Forget the Freud and stick with the drugs.
在我同意之前 不要采取任何新疗法 No new treatments without my permission.
完美版的《小红帽》 Great version of little red riding hood.
正是因为你们的加入 It is your involvement
才使巴克里夫学校这出剧如此出众 that makes the plays here at Barcliff Academy so special.
谢谢大家 Thank you.
现在让我们有请下一位 I would like to turn over the next part of our meeting
家长代表 了不起的梅茜·吉本斯 to our parent coordinator, the amazing Maisy Gibbons.
谢谢特斯德小姐 会议结束之前 Thank you, Miss Truesdale. Now before everyone leaves,
我要把新剧本发给大家 we have new copies of the script up here.
蒂达 弗朗西斯和我昨天去看了彩排 Tilda and Frances and I went to the rehearsal yesterday,
我们觉得结尾有点问题 and we were a little troubled by the ending.
杀死大灰狼 这可能会误导孩子 Killing the wolf. It sends the wrong message to our kids.
我们认为只有在万不得已的情况下 We believe that animals should only
才对动物实行安乐死 be euthanized as a last resort.
有什么可笑的吗 Do you find something amusing?
抱歉 我以为你在开玩笑呢 I'm sorry. I thought you were kidding.
-没有 -那好吧 - No. - Oh. Ok.
我们认为 大灰狼因为它的爪子 In our version, the wolf is aggressive
才会有攻击性 because he has a thorn in his paw,
樵夫会把大灰狼的爪子砍掉 and the woodsman will take out the
然后将他放归自然 thorn and send Mr. Wolf on his way.
对不起 我们不是在讲小红帽的故事吗 I'm sorry. Aren't we doing little red riding hood?
-是啊 -那么你知道大灰狼是坏蛋吧 - Yes. - So then you are aware that the wolf is a bad guy.
他吃了小红帽的奶奶 He eats little red's grandma.
如果你放他走 他会吃掉更多 If you let him go, he's gonna chow
毫无防御的老奶奶 down on other defenseless old ladies.
打断一下 你是 I'm sorry. And you are?
勒奈特·斯加沃 I'm Lynette Scavo.
我的双胞胎刚刚加入 他们演橡树 My twins just joined. They're playing oak trees.
当然 勒奈特 Oh, of course. Lynette.
我看看 你负责发放 Let's see. You are signed up to
晚上演出的票 是吧 take tickets the night of the show, is that right?
-是的 -以尊重起见 - Yeah. - Well, with all due respect,
让我们把这些有创造性的建议 let's leave the creative suggestions
留给那些挑大梁的妈妈来考虑 好吗 to the mothers who have assumed the heavy lifting. Shall we?
当然 随便吧 Sure. Whatever.
不得不说 我很羡慕 I must say I'm jealous of how
你们能经常相处在一起 much time you two spend together.
我婆婆从来不想 My mother-in-law would never want
整天跟我在一起 to hang out with me all day.
听起来不错 She sounds nice.
你们来了 Hey there, you two.
你好 约翰 Hi, John.
索利斯夫人 Mrs. Solis.
我都不知道你们俩是好朋友 I wasn't aware you two were friends.
-我们念同一所学校 -这样啊 - We go to the same school. - Of course you do.
妈妈 如果有什么事情 Mama, if you need anything.
我们就在楼上学习 We'll be upstairs in my room studying.
好好玩 Have fun.
难道你不担心吗 Doesn't it make you nervous?
丹妮尔和男生单独在一起 A boy alone upstairs with Danielle?
我不担心约翰 Oh, no. I don't worry about John.
他和丹妮尔都参加了禁欲俱乐部 Both he and Danielle are in the abstinence club.
咖啡有点烫 Coffee's a little hot.
保罗闪烁其词的回答让苏珊很恼火 Susan was infuriated by Paul's evasive answers.
她确信是他把扎克藏了起来 She was convinced he was deliberately hiding Zach
也把真相藏了起来 and hiding the truth.
她希望找到扎克就能够找到真相 She hoped that finding one would lead to the other.
想要成功 苏珊自己也得闪烁其词一回 To succeed, Susan would have to be evasive herself.
-苏珊 好久不见 -格林博格夫人 - Susan. Long time no see. - Mrs. Greenberg.
你还记不记得去年圣诞 Do you remember those two eggs
你从我这里借了两个鸡蛋 I let you borrow last Christmas?
-我想要回来 -亲爱的 我刚用完 - I need those back. - Gosh, honey, I'm fresh out.
不过如果有必要我现在就去商店买 But if you want, I could run to the store.
算了 没什么大不了的 Oh, forget about it. It's not that important.
不过既然我都来了 But since I'm here, do you still have
你那辆掀背车还在不在 that old hatchback sitting in your garage?
-我明天能借用一下吗 -你想借我的车 - Can I borrow it tomorrow? - You want to borrow my car?
就借几个小时 Just for a couple of hours.
我考虑考虑 你会开车吗 I'm not sure. Do you know how to drive a stick?
我应该会 大学里学过 Yes, I think so. I learned in college.
就跟骑自行车差不多 对吧 It's like riding a bike, right?
还是算了吧 亲爱的 I'm not sure, dear.
没什么的 就几个小时 It's no big deal. It's just for a couple of hours.
你借我的鸡蛋可是借了整整一年 I let you borrow my eggs for a whole year.
首先我对目前的进展 Fist off, I'm very pleased with the work we've
感到很满意 done in our sessions thus far.
我们有很大的进步 We're making excellent progress.
谢谢 我也感觉很不错 Thank you. I feel good about it.
不过你们的婚姻中还有一些问题 But there are a few areas of your
是我们未曾涉及到的 marriage we haven't covered yet.
真的吗 比如呢 Oh, really? Like what?
我在单独咨询时告诉高德芬博士 I've told Dr. Goldfine in our private sessions
我对我们的性生活不太满意 that I'm not happy with our sex life.
雷克斯觉得在你们俩做爱的时候 And Rex feels that when the two of you have intercourse,
你并没有很投入 you're not as connected as you could be.
-投入 -没错 - Connected? - Yeah.
就像你在思考些别的事情 Like you're thinking about other things.
头发有没有乱 Is your hair getting messed up?
牙膏买了没 你总是心不在焉的 Did you buy the toothpaste? You're just not there.
这种不投入 This kind of disconnect is often
通常都源于更深层次的问题 a symptom of a deeper problem.
我们讨论的时候想到了 So we were talking and the idea
可以请一位性生活督导 of a sexual surrogate came up.
这是种有认证的职业 This is a licensed professional
负责跟你们一起 who'd work with you as a couple
解决性生活中出现的问题 on solving whatever sexual problems you may be having.
我有一个很好的人选 I have an excellent referral.
那这个性生活督导会做什么呢 And what would this sexual surrogate person do?
-她会指导我们 -女的 - She would coach us. - She?
她很谨慎 你几乎注意不到她的存在 She's very discreet. You'll hardly notice she's there.
就是说我们做爱的时候 Oh. So she would be in the room with us
她也待在我们房间里吗 while we make love?
是啊 帮助我们达到最高的性和谐 Yes. Helping us to achieve maximum sexual potential.
-你有什么问题吗 -就一个问题 - Do you have any questions? - Just one.
你的中年危机到底要持续到什么时候 How much longer is your mid-life crisis going to last?
我已经开始生气了 Because it is really starting to tick me off.
好了 各就各位 Right. Everyone's down for a nap.
我们的时间不到一个小时了 开始吧 We've got no more than an hour. Let's get cracking.
五张牌 老规矩 Five-card draw. Nothing wild.
苏珊 你跟麦克进展如何 How is it going with mike, Susan?
算是有点起色了 It's going, finally.
下周我们要去约会 We have a first official date next week.
他可能带我去看演出或者别的 I think he's taking me to see a play or something.
允许我向你推荐巴克利学校 Might I suggest the Barcliff Academy
出品的小红帽 production of little red riding hood?
对哦 双胞胎的舞台首演 Oh, that's right. The twins' stage debut.
他们玩得开心不 Are they having fun?
当然 他们扮演橡树 Sure. They play oak trees.
我还得在台下跟妈妈们斗智斗勇 I have to deal with the drama behind the scenes.
我猜你见到梅茜·吉本斯了 Oh, I take it you've met Maisy Gibbons?
她太难对付了 She's a total nightmare.
-我真不该跟她顶嘴的 -亲爱的 - I guess I shouldn't have challenged her. - Oh, dear.
现在演出筹备会的人都不愿搭理我了 Because now no one on the play committee wants to talk to me.
梅茜是挺爱作威作福的 Maisy does love to rule her little kingdom.
从女童子军那时候起就这样 Hasn't changed since girl scouts.
女生表面对你微笑 Girls smile at you to your face
然后在背地里嘲笑 and then behind your back, make fun of you 'cause
你是唯一一个没刮腿毛的 you're the only one not shaving your legs yet.
男童子军里可不会发生这种事 That wouldn't happen in boy scouts.
跟男人一起工作时 When I worked with men,
我比较喜欢他们那种解决方式 I preferred the way they fought.
男的通常都当面说出反对意见 A guy takes his opponent on face-to-face,
一旦胜利了 他就是老大 and once he's won, he's top dog.
很原始 但是很公平 It's primitive but it's fair.
而且光明正大得多 And a lot less sneaky.
我们这么说是不是有点性别歧视 Isn't it sexist of us to generalize like this?
这是科学 加布丽尔 It's science, Gabrielle.
社会学家证明了的 Sociologists have documented this stuff.
好吧 我可没资格跟社会学家争论 Well, who am I to argue with sociologists?
鳄梨好像有点问题 Wow, this guacamole has got a kick.
我得去一下厕所 I'm gonna run to the little girl's room.
你们先玩吧 我还得有一会 You go ahead. I might be a while.
我不喜欢三个人玩扑克 休息一会吧 I hate playing three-handed poker. Let's take a break.
-我来 -你会玩扑克 - I'll play. - You play poker?
-以前跟我祖父一块玩 -拉张椅子来 - I used to play with my grandfather. - Pull up a chair.
你们就拿筹码当赌注吗 You're just playing for chips?
我祖父曾经说过 My grandfather used to say
赌钱比较有意思 it's always more fun to play for money.
-也好 50美分一注 -1美元吧 - Why not? 50 cents a bet? - Make it a buck.
3美元跟 20美元起玩 Three raise limit, $20 buy-in.
索利斯太太 你干吗呢 Mrs. Solis! What are you doing?
你干吗不回我电话 Why haven't you returned my calls?
-我最近很忙 -我看见你跟谁忙去了 - I've been busy. - I've seen who you've been busy with.
丹妮尔 她只是个朋友 Danielle? Come on. She's just a friend.
为免你跟她太过亲近 我得提醒你 Before you get any friendlier, let me remind you,
我可以做她说都说不出来的事 I can do things to you she can't even pronounce.
那又怎么样 A lot of good it does me with your
你婆婆整天跟着你 mother-in-law following you around all the time.
我们也许应该冷静一段时间 Maybe we should just cool it for a while.
不 约翰 别这么说 No, John, please don't say that.
一切都在我掌握之中 I have everything under control.
来 推我一把 Now give me a boost.
我错过什么了没 Hey. So what did I miss?
没有 就是跟姑娘们玩了几把友谊扑克 Not much. Just a few friendly hands of poker with the girls.
抱歉我迟到了 I'm sorry I'm late.
你们应该已经听说了 As I'm sure you've all heard,
西利亚·邦德打网球时伤了手腕 Celia Bond broke her wrist playing tennis.
也就是说我们现在急需 Which means we are now in desperate need
做演出服的人 of someone to do the costumes.
但愿能尽快找到 有志愿者吗 I'm keeping my fingers crossed. Are there any volunteers?
我来做 I'll do it.
真的 那真是 你知道怎么缝衣服吗 Really? That's a --Do you know how to sew?
毫无疑问 Absolutely.
很好 谢谢你 勒奈特 Well, great. Thank you, Lynette.
既然现在我要"挑大梁"了 Ok. So now that I'm going to do some "heavy lifting",
那我应该有权利谈谈 I believe I have the right to talk
对剧本改动的看法了吧 about the changes made to the script?
女士们 Ladies.
我们听着小红帽的故事长大 We grew up with little red riding hood,
里面那些吓人的情节也没让我们怎么样 and survived it, scary stuff and all.
我的意见是管他什么政治上的正确性 So I say to hell with political correctness.
让我们的孩子来体验这个 Let our kids experience this classic
本来就广受欢迎的经典 like it was meant to be enjoyed.
我们就杀死那该死的大灰狼 Let's kill the damn wolf and just
来一个完美的演出 put on the best show we can.
谢谢勒奈特 作了如此慷慨激昂的演讲 Thank you, Lynette, for that impassioned speech.
-不过我想木已成舟 -还没有 - But I believe that ship has sailed. - No! It hasn't.
我们还有时间把结局改回来 We still have time to change the ending back.
梅茜 这只是个童话 And you know, Maisy, it is just a fairy tale.
我想它不会刺激到孩子们的 I don't think it will upset the children.
我觉得你错了 I think you're wrong.
这就体现了民主的优势 That's what's so great about democracy.
每个人都有发言权 Everyone's entitled to their opinion.
也都有投票权 Also, everyone has a right to vote.
那么 所有赞成 So all in favor of the woodsman going
樵夫把大灰狼给灭了的 medieval on the big bad wolf's ass.
银羽青少年疗养中心
高德芬博士 Dr. Goldfine.
-布里 -你一个人吃饭吗 - Bree. - You're dining alone?
-是的 没错 -真巧 我也是 - Actually, I am. - What a coincidence. So am I.
一个人吃饭多没意思 Seems a shame for us to eat by ourselves.
我能过来坐吗 Shall I pull up a chair?
布里 我并不是针对你 Bree, it's nothing personal,
但私下我从来不和客户打交道 but I never socialize with clients.
我懂了 抱歉 这样确实是不合适 Oh, I get it. I'm so sorry. Of course. It's inappropriate.
只是昨天之后 It's just that after what happened yesterday
我有很多想要说的 因为 there's so much I need to say because...
我还是等等吧 I suppose it can wait.
勒奈特 抱歉 胡安妮塔在洗澡 No, Lynette, I'm sorry. Juanita's taking a bath.
她赢了你们多少钱 How much did she win from you?
天哪 Jeez!
我猜她会接受支票的 Yeah, I guess she'll take a check.
好的 再见 Ok. All right. Bye.
什么事 What was that about?
你妈妈玩牌真是有一手啊 Turns out your mother is quite the card shark.
你让她玩牌了 她玩了多久 You let her play cards? How long did she play?
不是很久 怎么 Not that long. Why?
卡洛斯 怎么回事 Carlos, what is it?
我从没跟你说过 我母亲 I never told you this, but my mother
曾经有很严重的赌瘾 had a serious gambling problem.
是我们结婚之前的事吧 Was this before we were married?
是的 非常严重 Yeah. It was bad.
她当时债台高筑 倾尽了所有积蓄 She went into debt. Dipped into her savings,
还开始变卖首饰 started hocking jewelry.
亲爱的 不过是邻居间的小赌怡情 Honey, it was only a small neighborhood game.
但是江山易改 本性难移 It doesn't take much for her to fall off the wagon.
我知道她看着像个坚强的女人 I know she seems like a very strong woman but...
但是她有致命弱点 She has a major weakness.
亲爱的 没事 Honey... Oh... It's ok.
跟我说就对了 You were right to tell me this.
请理解我得把这次算在疗程里 And you understand I have to treat this as a session.
当然 没关系的 Of course. That's fine.
我需要承担餐费吗 Shall I include the meal?
不用 我们各付各的 Oh, no. We'll split that.
好吧 Ok.
说说昨天的事吧 So let's talk about yesterday.
你是不是觉得 Do you think there might have
雷克斯说的也不无道理 been some truth in what Rex said?
不 他说的不对 No, I don't.
布里 性冷淡的人在做爱时 Bree, you know. It's not uncommon for people experiencing
都会表现的好像置身事外 sexual repression to distance themselves during the act.
你就是这么看我的吗 Is that how you see me?
像死鱼似的躺在那一动不动吗 As some sort of prude who just lays there like a cold fish?
-我喜欢做爱 -好吧 - I love sex. - All right.
我喜欢它的全部 那感觉 那味道 I love everything about it. The sensations. The smells.
我尤其喜欢男性的触感 I especially love the feel of a man.
肌肉紧逼着我的身体 All that muscle and sinew pressed against my body.
尤其当摩擦开始时 And then when you add friction!
舌尖柔柔地滑过男人乳头 The tactile sensation of running my tongue
那浑厚坚实的触感 over a man's nipple ever so gently.
紧接着就是动作本身 水乳交融 And then there's the act itself. Two bodies becoming one,
和最后迸发的快感 and that final eruption of pleasure.
说实话 性爱里我唯独不喜欢阴囊 To be honest. The only thing I don't like about sex is the scrotum.
尽管它必不可少 Obviously it has its practical applications,
我就是接受不了 but I'm not a fan.
您需要点什么吗 Can I get you something?
埋单 谢谢 Uh... Just the check, please.
先生 你还没点东西呢 Sir, you haven't ordered yet.
我们不是要去逛街吗 We're not shopping?
我想先带你去吃午饭 Oh, I thought we stop you for lunch first.
这的自助餐是镇里最棒的 This place has the best buffet in town.
蟹腿随便吃 All-you-can-eat crab legs.
-哦不 -怎么啦 走啊 - Oh, no! - What's wrong? Let's go.
我没发现已经这么晚了 Oh, I didn't realize how late it was.
那套衣服只能预留到两点 They are only holding the suit minute for me until two.
要是停下来吃饭就来不及了 If we stay I'll never make it.
我们去商场随便吃点算了 We'll just have lunch at the mall.
等等 我真的很想吃蟹腿 Wait. Uh... I'm really in the mood for crab legs.
那我先留在这 一会你再回来 Why don't you just drop me off and you can come back.
要是商场人多 可能得逛一个多小时 Well, if the mall is crowded it might take over an hour.
这可是自助餐 不用着急 It's a buffet. There's no rush.
约翰 汽车旅馆 十分钟后见 Hi, John. Motel. Ten minutes. Be there.
好啦 搞定 去吧 All right. Off you go. Thanks.
勒奈特 我不得不说 Lynette, I couldn't help notice
你没把浣熊皮缝在猎户帽子上 you forgot the coonskin on that hunter's coonskin cap.
是啊 灵光一闪 Yeah. That was a creative call.
这些戏服快让我崩溃了 Look, I'm in the middle of a costumes crisis.
要是我不偷点懒就完不成了 If I don't take shortcuts I'll never finish.
乔丹娜·盖斯特就能完成任务 Jordana Geist manages to get her work done.
她又帮忙特卖 又画背景 She runs the concessions, paints the sets,
还能腾出时间照顾好丈夫和仨孩子 and still has time to take care of her three kids and a husband.
我们不能让学生们受苦 Now, we can't have the students suffer
仅仅因为你不懂 just because you don't understand
合理安排时间 the concept of time management.
我可不觉得孩子们脑袋上少块皮 I hardly think the kids are gonna suffer
就算是受苦了 without a clump of fur on their heads.
好 我灵机一闪 不如撤了橡树吧 Ok. I'll make a creative call. We'll cut the oak trees.
森林看起来有点太密了 That forest is looking a little dense anyway.
-橡树是我儿子们演的啊 -是吗 - My boys are the oak trees. - Are they?
我不担心 Well, I wouldn't worry.
后台总有活给他们干 We'll find something for them to do backstage.
那才是锻炼人的地方 That's where the real action is.
-我会好好完成戏服 -危机解除 - I'll finish the costumes. - Well. Crisis averted.
-你疯了 -我查了这个叫银羽的地方 - You have lost your mind. - I checked up on Silvercrest place.
是个问题儿童治疗中心 It's a treatment center for troubled kids.
没人会注意的地方 还有 Who is gonna notice. One more,
我负责转移注意力 你混进去找扎克 I create the distraction, you blend in and find Zach.
我怎么能混到问题少年堆里去 How could I blend in with messed-up teenagers?
我也说不好 朱莉 I don't know, Julie.
你扮扮暴食症 装装吐 You pretend to be bulimic. Gag a little.
随便什么都行 帮帮我吧 Come on. Work with me here.
妈 干完这事 Mama, when this is over,
我们得谈谈你的教育方法了 we need to talk about your parenting skills.
好吧 你不愿意帮我 Ok, fine. You don't want to help me,
我也不逼你 I'm not gonna force you.
我也不是不愿意 只是 It's not that I don't want to. It's just...
为什么这事对你这么重要 Why does this mean so much to you?
因为玛丽·艾莉丝是个好人 Because Mary Alice was a wonderful person.
而现在只要有人想起她 And now all anybody thinks about her is that
就会把她跟自私还有恐怖联系在一起 she went off the deep end and did this terrible, selfish thing.
可我觉得这另有隐情 And I think there's more to it than that.
她是我朋友 朱莉 she was my friend, Julie,
我应该查出真相 and I owe it to her to find out the truth.
胡安妮塔 怎么啦 Juanita, what's wrong?
胡安妮塔 Juanita?
我去赌博没去吃自助 还输了钱 I didn't go to the buffet. I went gambling instead and I lost.
你身上有多少钱 应该不多啊 How much did you have on you? It couldn't have been much.
我用的是卡洛斯的信用卡 I used Carlos' credit card.
好吧 你刷了多少 Ok. How much did you charge?
我不知道 已经不能用了 I don't know. It stopped working.
什么叫不能用了 What do you mean it stopped working?
这卡的信用额差不多有一万五呢 This thing has like a $15,000 credit limit.
前台说没有空房了 The man at the desk said there were no vacant rooms.
我能和你同住吗 Mind if I bunk with you?
布里 你这是干吗 Bree, what are you doing here?
外面有点冷 It's a little chilly out here.
我们不能进去说吗 Do you mind if we discuss this inside?
进来吧 Come on in.
这里真是又暖又舒服 Sure is nice and toasty in here.
-你真美极了 -谢谢 - You look amazing. - Thanks.
就是为了吸引你注意 I was hoping you'd notice.
这儿确实没有大酒店好 Well, it certainly isn't the Ritz,
但是必需品都有 but it has all the essentials.
我不知该说什么好 I don't know what to say.
那就什么也别说了 The perhaps you should say nothing.
雷克斯 宝贝 Rex? Baby...
-给我一分钟 -什么 - I just need a minute. - What?
甜心 别管它了 行吗 别管了 Sweetie, just leave it, will you? Just leave it.
好了 宝贝 我们刚刚到哪了 Ok, baby. Where were we?
我让你别管它的 I told you to leave it.
抱歉 我只是 I'm sorry. I just...
别这样 你真的要小题大做吗 Oh, come on. Are you gonna make a big deal about this?
跟你说实话吧 You know? To tell you the truth.
现在我实在没兴致了 Now is not really a good time for me.
很明显 你从来没擦过芝士渍 It's obvious you've never had to remove a cheese stain.
布里 我完全理解 我问过苏珊 Bree, I totally understand. Yeah, I already tried Susan.
加布不会针线 真的 我能做好 And Gaby can't sew. Seriously, I'm gonna be fine.
不管怎么说 还是谢谢你 拜拜 Yeah. Ow! Thanks anyway. Bye-bye.
我画得比预想的快 Well, I'm a little ahead with my painting.
你需要帮忙吗 If you need some help.
乔丹娜 你是我的救命恩人 谢谢你 Oh, Jordana, you are a life-saver. Thank you.
给 这几片还要修剪 Here. These pieces need trim.
我会尽量帮忙的 I'll help for as long as I can,
今晚还得烤很多东西 but I have a lot on my plate tonight.
我得带25块小乳蛋饼到书友会去 I have to make 25 mini Quiches for my book club.
你不是地球人 对吧 You're not a human, are you?
肯定是外星人派来鄙视人类的 You were sent by aliens to make humans race feel inadequate.
说真的 你怎么能干这么多活 Seriously, how do you cram it all in?
-你能保密吗 -当然 - Can you keep a secret? - Um... Sure.
这药是治注意力缺乏症的 That's ADD medication.
我孩子吃这个 或者说该吃这个 Oh, my kids take this or they almost did.
我以为这是镇定用的 I thought it was supposed to calmed you down.
没有注意力缺乏症的人吃就会有反作用 Has the opposite effect if you don't have ADD.
喝过土耳其咖啡吗 Ever chug a pot of Turkish coffee?
真的吗 你在吃你孩子的药 Seriously? You're taking your kids' medication?
偶尔 你想来点吗 Once in a while. Do you want a couple?
谢谢 但是我刚刚 Oh, that's very kind of you but I just
抽了一点可卡因 smoked some crack a little while ago. So.
我不想混着来 I'd better not mix.
我卖点旧首饰来还卡债 This is what we will do. I'll sell some old jewelry.
卡洛斯就不会发现啦 Pay off the credit card, and Carlos will never find out.
你愿意为我这么做 You would do that for me?
当然 有什么不愿意的 Of course I would. Why wouldn't I?
可你向来不待见我 For starters, you hate me.
言重了 一点点而已 Oh, that is overstating it... a little.
关键在于 不管我有多不喜欢你 The bottom line is, no matter how much I dislike you,
我还是很爱卡洛斯的 I love Carlos more.
要是卡洛斯发现钱的事 他会很受打击 If Carlos finds out the money, he'll be devastated.
我不想看到他伤心 I don't wanna see him hurt.
你不用相信我是个好人 You don't have to believe I'm a good person,
但至少相信我在乎我男人 but at least believe I care about my husband.
算了 爱信不信 Fine. To heck with it.
我才不要为你牺牲我的项链呢 I'm not gonna risk my neck to protect you.
我这就告诉卡洛斯 I'm calling Carlos.
胡安妮塔卷入了一场家庭成员之间的赌博 Juanita might have ben the gambler of the family...
等等 我相信你 Wait. I believe you.
然而加布丽尔才是 ...but Gabrielle was
那个深谙虚张声势之道的人 the one who knew how to bluff.
你好 我是苏珊·梅尔 Hi. I'm Susan Mayer.
我和斯科尔医生预约过了 I have an appointment to see Dr. Sicher.
他在等您 我去帮您叫他 Yes, he's expecting you. Let me get him for you.
[接待处]
-你好 我是斯科尔 -我是苏珊·梅尔 - Hi. I'm Dr. Sicher. - Susan Mayer.
你要为儿童书籍做调查对吗 So you're doing research for a children's book?
是的 没错 I sure am.
扎克 Zach?
朱莉 Oh. Hi, Julie.
你怎么了 What's wrong with you?
他们给我吃药来着 Just all the pills they make me take.
那些药让我昏昏欲睡 They kinda make me sleepy.
你怎么来了 What are you doing here?
我来看看你怎么样了 I came to see how you were.
还有些问题要问你 And to ask you something.
我的时间不多 Look, I don't have much time.
你要问什么 What is it?
上周你和范德坎普太太说 Last week you told Mrs. Van de Kamp
你妈妈自杀 your mom killed herself
是因为你做了一些见不得人的事情 because of something you did, something bad.
究竟是什么事 What were you talking about?
我妈妈去世之后 我开始回忆起 After my mom died, I started remembering
一些我小时候发生的事情 things that happened when I was little.
-发生在丹娜身上的事 -丹娜是谁 - What happened to Dana. - Dana? Who's Dana?
你在这儿干吗 What are you doing here?
来看朋友 I was just visiting my friend.
这个病人是不被允许探访的 This patient is not allowed visitors.
我得走了 I guess I have to go.
我很抱歉 扎克 I am so sorry, Zach.
我本不想打搅你的 I don't want to disturb you.
可是我把一些重要的文件落在这儿了 I just left some important papers here.
你在干吗 What are you doing?
杯子缺了个口 我补一下 I'm repairing a chipped mug.
干嘛不买个新的 Why don't you just buy a new one?
因为我更喜欢把现有的东西修补好 Because I think it's better to fix what you already have.
听我说 Listen. Um...
今天发生的事情 About what happened today.
你侮辱了我 雷克斯 You humiliated me, Rex.
毫无理由地 For no good reason.
-对不起 -我就躺在那等着你 - I'm sorry. - I was there. I was willing.
正常的男人都不会拒绝 Normal men don't say no to that.
你...你让我一下子没了欲望 You... You upset me.
我觉得这不是真正的原因 See, I don't think that's the reason.
我离开汽车旅馆之后 After I left the motel,
想了想我们两个的事情还有我们的性生活 I did some thinking about us and our sex life.
我们之间好像隔着一堵墙 I realized there has been a disconnect.
-问题都在你身上 -胡说八道 - But it's coming from you. - That's ridiculous.
多少年来 我们做爱的时候 how many years we've been making love
你总是开口想要我做些什么 and you've started to ask me something
可又忽然不说了 but then you stopped.
你说什么呢 I... I don't know what you are talking about?
你对我们的性生活不满意 You are unhappy with our sex life
是因为你没有得到满足 because you're not getting something from me
却又羞于启齿 but you're simplely too afraid to ask.
我的意见是你无时无刻 My problem with our sex life is that you can't stop
不在想着家务活 thinking about the housework.
既然这样 Well, if that's the case,
那就在这儿 现在 跟我上床 then take me right here, right now.
这房间一尘不染 The house is spotless.
也没有玉米卷饼会转移我的视线 There are no burritos around to pull my focus.
-我没心情 -为什么 - I'm not in the mood. - Why not?
我们好几个月没做爱了 雷克斯 We haven't had sex for months, Rex.
正常的血气方刚的男人都会 Most normal, red-blooded men
猴急得想要跳墙 would be climbing the walls by now.
别这样 Please don't do this.
雷克斯 无论你想要什么 Rex, whatever you want.
我都会满足你 你只要说出来 I will go there with you. You just have to say it out loud.
告诉我 你到底想要什么 Tell me. What do you want? What do you need?
我想要你别再这样说话 I need for you to stop talking like this.
-为什么 -你就像个妓女 - Why? - Because you sound like a whore.
错了 我是一个 No, I sound like a woman
连自己的丈夫都不愿碰的女人 whose husband won't touch her.
雷克斯 玛丽·艾莉丝的死 Rex, after Mary Alice killed herself,
让我想到了很多 it all hit me.
我们都有自己的秘密 We all have our secrets.
我想是时候把你的秘密告诉我了 I think it's time for you to tell me yours.
我走了 I'm going.
当晚 紫藤郡大多数人 That night, while most of Wisteria Lane
都沉入梦乡的时候 dreamt the night away,
勒奈特也沉入了自己的噩梦 Lynette was in the middle of her own personal nightmare.
为了让她的儿子顺利地登上舞台 Determined her boys would not miss their fairy-tale debut,
勒奈特连续做了18个小时的针线活 Lynette had stayed up 18 hours straight, sewing.
然而她却开始担心自己的故事 But she began to fear her story
并不会有个完美的结局 would not have a happy ending.
幸运的是 勒奈特有自己的秘密武器 Luckily for Lynette, she had a magic potion handy.
使用了秘密武器之后 And once she had taken it...
魔力就开始发挥作用 The magic kept working...
持续不断地 And working...
继续下去 And working.
直到中午 勒奈特终于可以休息一下了 It wasn't until noon that Lynette finally took a break,
而如此赶工的恶果也终于显现出来 and the reality of what she had done began to sink in.
天啊 我的眼袋怎么这么大 My. What big eyes you have.
我要去趟商店 你需要什么吗 I'm going to the store. Do you need anything?
不用啦 谢谢 I'm fine, thank you.
她到底是怎么回事 So what's been going on with her?
你有没有发现什么 Have you found anything out yet?
实际上 卡洛斯 我观察的时间越长 Actually, Carlos, the more I watch her, the more
就越觉得她不可能出轨 I think she's probably not stepping out on you.
真的啊 Really?
是啊 她并不完美 可谁又是完美的呢 Yeah. She's not perfect, Lord knows.
但是她爱你 我能感觉出来 But she loves you. I can tell.
妈妈 你不知道我放下了个多大的包袱 Mama. You don't know what a relief it is to hear that.
听起来很好笑 不过我觉得她也爱你 You know, it's funny. I really think she loves you, too.
是吗 Oh?
当我听说你和她的朋友 I got concerned when I heard you
一起玩牌的时候我很担心 played poker with her friends.
所以我把你的小毛病告诉她了 So I told her about your little problem.
你告诉她我嗜赌的毛病了 You told her about my gambling problem?
别生气 妈妈 我只是 Don't be mad, Mama. I just didn't want
不希望你重染旧习 you slipping into old habits.
-加布丽尔很担心你 -她都知道了 - And Gabrielle was very concerned about you. - She knew?
我搞不懂了 你和扎克从来都 I don't get it. You and Zach never went
没有过一个叫丹娜的同学 to school with anybody named Dana.
他又没说那是我们的同学 He didn't say it was somebody we went to school with.
听起来像不像个亲戚 Did it sound like a relative?
他说是丹娜 只是听起来像丹娜 He said Dana. It sounded like "Dana".
除非是什么暗号 Unless he was using a code,
我知道的只有这些 that's all I got.
让我休息一下 我只是找到了些线索 Ok, give me a break here. I'm just grasping at straws.
抱歉 我很担心扎克 I'm sorry. I'm worried about Zach.
那地方让人毛骨悚然 It's really creepy in there.
我们不能把他带出来吗 Can't we get him out?
宝贝 这得听他爸爸的 Honey, that's up to his father.
那我还想去看看他 Then I want to visit again.
那也不是什么好办法 That's not a good idea either.
为什么 Why?
我只是觉得那样不太好 I just have a feeling.
胡安妮塔从没有如此地确信 Juanita was now more convinced than ever
她那狡猾的儿媳的确出轨了 that her treacherous daughter-in-law was having an affair.
然而问题是 对象是谁 But the question remained, with whom?
忽然 And suddenly...
胡安妮塔意识到 Juanita remembered
她该担心的并不是那些 it wasn't the men Gabrielle talked to
和加布丽尔讲话的家伙 that she had to worry about.
乔丹娜 梅茜 Hey, Jordana, Maisy.
演出服做好啦 刚好准时 Here are the costumes. Right on time.
辛苦了 勒奈特 Thank you, Lynette.
真是不好意思 This is a bit awkward.
还有一点小小的疏忽 There has been an oversight with the programs.
西利亚·邦德还是没有演出服 Celia Bond is still credited with costumes.
他们忘了和打印计划的人说了 They forgot to tell the printer.
随便问一句 他们是谁 Incidentally, who is "they",
忘了和打印计划的人说的人 as in, "they forgot to tell the printer"?
其实是我 不好意思 That would be me. I'm sorry.
但是这周我一直忙着 But I was so overworked this week with
按您的指示修改剧本 all the script changes you demanded.
这样的事情是难免的 Uh-huh. Well, these things happen.
我马上回来 Be right back.
能不能请你把这东西处理一下 Would you do something with this?
看着像在路上被压死的动物 It looks like road kill.
好吧 夫人 我受够了 Ok, lady, that's it.
麻烦你再说一遍 I beg your pardon?
我们的孩子一样大 We have kids the same age.
意味着我们还要 Which means there're years ahead of us
共处好几年 having to deal with each other.
与其这样勾心斗角 So instead of playing petty games,
不如我们现在就把话说清楚吧 why don't we put an end to this right now?
-你说什么呢 -我们敞开说吧 - What are you saying? - Let's take it outside.
把什么敞开说 Let's take what outside?
你那些没事找事的故意刁难 Your sorry ass. We're throwin' down.
-你疯了吧 -实话实说 - You are crazy. - Just being practical.
不如我们现在就来打一架 Isn't it better to settle this once in fraw
省得孩子毕业之前我都要 rather than endure all this Alpha-Mom crap
忙得像陀螺一样 until our kids graduate?
来吧 你先出招 Come on. I'll even let you take the first shot.
我没时间和你玩这些 I don't have time for this.
我可不这么认为 Yeah, I didn't think so.
通知你一下 明年春天 And just so you know, next spring,
我们的孩子来演小鹿斑比的时候 when we do Bambi,
他们的妈妈将要一决雌雄 his mother's gonna take a slug to the heart
你会乐在其中的 and you're gonna like it.
从孩提时代起我们就开始了对力量的探寻 The search for power begins when we're quite young.
年幼的我们都被灌输着 As children, we're taught that the power
邪不胜正的道理 of good triumphs over the power of evil.
可随着年龄逐渐增长 But as we get older,
我们意识到现实远没有如此简单 we realize that nothing is ever that simple.
邪恶的影子总是伴随在我们身边 Traces of evil always remain.
丹娜
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