好了 Lacey 轮到你了 Okay, Lacey, you're up next.
描述一下当你不安的时候 Describe the image you've chosen
你会选择哪种景象来当做你的快乐的地方 to be your happy place when you get upset.
我一直在想这个 Well, I've been thinking about it
我看见了一个杂志中 and I saw this deserted white-sand beach
废弃的白沙滩 in a magazine,
我在那里 and there I am
字幕 sitting in front of a thatched hut bungalow sipping a mojito.
那很好 Patrick你呢 That's very good. Patrick?
我本来想说中央公园四季酒店的 I was gonna say the penthouse at the Four Seasons
顶层公寓 但那的莫吉托要30美元 off of Central Park, but mojitos there are, like, 30 bucks.
我还是去Lacey的沙滩吧 I'm going to Lacey's beach.
这呢 我给你调了杯莫吉托 Here, I made you a mojito.
字幕 Gracias.
我们在希腊呢 所以我没穿上衣 We're in Greece. That's why my top's off.
好吧 我知道我之前说迪士尼乐园 Okay, I know I said Disneyland earlier,
但是我要改 but I'm changing it.
我要怎么去这个沙滩 How do I get to this beach?
抱歉 是私人地区 I'm sorry, it's private.
字幕 Yeah, we don't want the wrong element.
字幕 I have to say, guys, I sit here and I am kind of amazed.
字幕 You found a way to make a happy place
字幕 something petty and divisive,
字幕 just like the happy song, the happy memory,
字幕 and our field trip to the senior center.
字幕 Ed, what about you?
字幕 My happy place is my own house for the next six days.
字幕 The wife's gone to Texas to bury her aunt.
字幕 Oh, I'm sorry. What happened?
字幕 Who cares?
字幕 She's a mean old troll and I'm glad she's gone...
字幕 to bury her aunt.
字幕 Okay, everybody, we're out of time.
字幕 I will see you all next week.
字幕 Oh, and, Ed, remember, if you have any issues,
字幕 Nolan's your anger buddy.
字幕 Oh, do I really have to have Nolan?
字幕 Yes. We picked names out of a hat.
字幕 We drew straws. I even played eenie meenie miney mo.
字幕 Bottom line... nobody ever likes their anger buddy,
字幕 so we're done.
字幕 Oh, and, Ed, we were all offended
字幕 by your version of eenie meenie miney mo.
字幕 From now on, let's just stick with tiger.
字幕 - Hey, Dad. - Group's over?
字幕 Yeah, we can watch the game now.
字幕 God, you smell like an ashtray.
字幕 There was a fire at the dry cleaners.
字幕 You're smoking again, aren't you?
字幕 Leave me alone.
字幕 I'm going through a lot of stress with this divorce.
字幕 I need something to help me relax.
字幕 Yeah, but those things will slowly kill you.
字幕 The key word being slowly.
字幕 Look, it's my life and I can do with it what I want.
字幕 Besides, you know I've been trying
字幕 to quit for years and I just can't.
字幕 You have to quit.
字幕 You're a huge influence on your granddaughter.
字幕 Just yesterday she told me
字幕 it was about to rain 'cause she could feel it in her hip.
字幕 Hello, guys.
字幕 Kate, perfect timing.
字幕 Are you still doing cognitive behavior work with smokers?
字幕 Yeah, I've tried to stop,
字幕 but I just can't seem to quit.
字幕 That really kills at addiction seminars.
字幕 Forget it, Charlie. And no offense, Kate,
字幕 but I can't see how any shrink could ever get me to quit smoking.
字幕 Really?
字幕 Well, I'm not just any shrink.
字幕 Be at my office tomorrow at 9:00 sharp.
字幕 You will sit there, you will shut up.
字幕 It will take five sessions. You will be cured.
字幕 Charlie, kitchen, now.
字幕 Whoa.
字幕 That is one very bossy, frightening woman.
字幕 Hands off, she's mine.
字幕 What's up?
字幕 You left this in my cupboard.
字幕 Travel-sized deodorant
字幕 which you left there because you think
字幕 you'll eventually sleep over and use it in the morning.
字幕 Fine, you got me.
字幕 I guess I owe you a travel-sized apology.
字幕 This is couples stuff, Charlie,
字幕 and we're not a couple.
字幕 We don't leave personal things at each other's houses,
字幕 we don't do bed and breakfast,
字幕 and I don't send you out to the store to buy me tampons.
字幕 I have no problem buying you tampons.
字幕 That way we could go horseback riding, swimming,
字幕 play beach volleyball any day of the month.
字幕 It's not just a deodorant, Charlie, it's a symbol.
字幕 It is a perfumed cover-up that can't mask the stink
字幕 of a sweaty armpit that is a relationship.
字幕 Fine, I'll take it back.
字幕 But just keep in mind one day you're gonna be on your deathbed