怎么啦 What's wrong?
屋顶上有人 There's someone on the roof.
朱丽叶 宝贝 你是不是梦游了 Jules! Baby, are you sleepwalking?
你听 Listen.
我什么也没听见 I don't hear anything.
行了 宝贝 已经凌晨三点了 Come on, baby,it's 3:00 in the morning.
又怎么了 What now?
不知道 她说她听见屋顶上有动静 I don't know, she said she heard something on the roof.
有脚步声 There were footsteps.
当然 Naturally.
还有铃儿响叮当 对吧 Jingle bells too, right?
马克 别这样 Mark, stop.
但我真的听见了 But I heard him.
你去解决一下好吗 Can you take care of this,please?
我再过三小时就得起床 I gotta be up in three hours.
行啦 朱丽叶 咱们回床上睡觉 Come on, Jules,let's get back into bed.
晚餐后不许再吃糖了 好吗 No more sugar after dinner,okay?
只会让你恶梦不断 睡眠不足 Too many bad dreams and not enough sleep.
可是妈妈 But mom!
我没做恶梦 I didn't have a bad dream.
我真的听到屋顶上有人 I really heard someone on the roof!
小声点 Keep your voice down.
别吵醒你哥哥 Don't wake up your brother.
没人相信我 Nobody believes me.
朱丽叶 那可能只是房屋老化了 Jules, it's probably just the house settling.
或者有小动物 要知道 Or an animal.
有时浣熊或小松鼠也会爬上来 You know, sometimes a raccoon or squirrel can get up there.
那是圣诞老人 It was Santa.
我确定 I'm positive.
你知道我认为那是谁吗 You know who I really think it was?
谁 Who?
圣诞老人手下的小精灵 One of Santa's elves.
小精灵 An elf?
对 Mhm.
有时圣诞老人会在平安夜到来前几天 Sometimes Santa sends a scout a few days before Christmas Eve
派一名侦察员过来确保我们的家符合所有必要的 to make sure our house meets all the necessary
安全条件 safety requirements.
什么条件 Like what?
比如确保咱们的屋顶足够结实 Like making sure the roof is sturdy enough
可以禁得住所有驯鹿 to hold all the reindeer for one thing.
不能让它们冲破天花板 Can't have them crashing through the ceiling,
在屋里横冲直撞 到处拉便便 running all through the house,pooping on everything.
还有什么 What else?
他们还得测量烟囱确保它足够宽 They have to measure the chimney to make sure it's wide enough
容得下圣诞老人的大肚皮 to fit Santa's big fat belly.
他老人家有时会在节日期间过于放纵 Sometimes he splurges too much during the holidays.
就像爸爸那样吗 Just like daddy?
就像爸爸一样 Just like daddy.
我们可以给小精灵留些牛奶和饼干吗 Can we leave some milk and cookies out for the elves?
只要你马上乖乖睡觉 If you go to sleep right now,
我会下楼给他们留些吃的 I'll go downstairs and leave them a plate.
好吗 Okay?
你又忘记锁正门了 You forgot to lock the front door again.
也许你可以对家人们的安全 Perhaps you could have a little concern
多一点点关心 for your family's safety?
另外 你闺女在厨房给圣诞小精灵留了 By the way, your daughter left a glass of milk and cookies
一杯牛奶和饼干 for Santa's elves in the kitchen.
你能在她明天去学校前把东西吃掉吗 Can you make sure to eat them before she gets up for school?
听见没 Hello?
等你醒了就去解决掉 好吗 Can you take care of that when you wake up, please?
等我醒是吗 When I wake up?
我已经醒了 珍 I am up, Jen.
我醒着是因为你对我叨叨个没完 I have been up because you keep talking to me.
我会吃完的 I will take care of it.
注：著名童话形象 格林奇先生是一个试图偷走圣诞节的绿毛怪物
谢谢你 格林奇先生 Thank you, Mr. Grinch.
圣诞老人 Santa?
提米 Timmy!
提米 醒醒 Timmy, wake up!
楼下有圣诞老人 Santa's downstairs.
提米 Timmy!
他正往圣诞树下放礼物呢 我看见他了 He was putting presents under the tree, I saw him!
走开 Go away!
朱丽叶 我说过不许进我的... Juliet, I told you to stay out of my-
亲爱的 你在干什么 Babe, what are you doing?
提米 朱丽叶 快跑 Timmy, Juliet, run!
朱丽叶 Juliet!
提米 Timmy!
救命 Help me!
不 不要 No, please!
快他妈来人啊 Somebody fucking help me!
救命 拜托 Help me, please!
该死 救命 Oh fuck, help me!
救命啊 Help me!
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断魂小丑
五年前
120C警员请注意 120C Be advised.
匿名电话称疑犯可能在下层 Anonymous caller says possible suspect on lower level.
有武器 很危险 Armed and dangerous.
见鬼 Oh, fuck.
指挥中心 我发现一具被斩首的尸体 Dispatch, I got a decapitated body down here.
死者似乎是男性 Victim appears to be male.
所有单位都已通知 All available units notified.
收到 That's a ten-four.
指挥中心 这里还有别人 Dispatch,I'm not alone down here.
后援什么时候能到 What's- what's the ETA on the backup?
多名增援马上就到 Multiple units arriving shortly.
闹鬼稻草车游览
我马上启动飞船 I'll have the ship in the air in a minute!
注：此处电影为艾德·伍德的《外太空计划9》(1959)
快出来 杰夫 Get out of here, Jeff!
飞船着火了 The ship's on fire.
厄洛斯 Eros?
迪恩 我要你立刻下来 Dean, I need you to get down here now.
东翼 三号房 Cell three, east wing.
我看咱们有麻烦了 I think we got a situation.
完毕 Over.
我还在拉屎 I'm taking a shit.
是吗 Aww!
那就赶紧擦干屁股过来 立刻 Well, wipe your ass and get down here, pronto!
婊子 妓女 猪猡 ❤薇琪+亚特❤ 荡妇 贱人 渣滓
救我 Help.
救救我 Help me!
求你 Please!
拜托救我 Please help me!
是他逼我干的 Oh, he made me do it.
请救救我 Please just help me!
救我 Help me!
救我啊 傻逼 Help me, fucker!
救我 Help me!
好极了 Yes!
再来 More!
嘿 我说 Yo, yo!
二位 你俩的造型真带劲 You guys, you-you look so good.
我是说比我的强多了 I mean, way better than mine.
我本来也想弄成血腥范的 I was gonna do the blood thing, too,
但我担心清理起来太麻烦 but I was just worried about the clean up.
不过...我能给你们拍张照吗 But... Can I-can I get a picture?
我一定要发到网上 I'm gonna post this.
认真的吗 伙计 Guys, seriously?
你俩屌爆了 You killed it.
简直帅呆 This is awesome!
薇琪 你以前很辣的 Vicky, you used to be so hot.
可如今没人想要操你 Now no one's gonna fuck you.
小美人 Pretty girl.
现在
阳光山谷 治疗康复中心 欢迎来治愈
嗨 Hi.
早上好 Good morning.
早 Morning.
我是来接我外甥女的 I'm here to pick up my niece.
她是这儿的病人 She's a patient here.
叫什么名字 What's her name?
肖 Shaw.
西恩娜·肖 Sienna Shaw.
格雷格姨父 Uncle Greg!
没事了 Never mind.
-嘿 -嘿 - Hey! - Hey!
-你好吗 -很好 - How are you? - Good.
-真高兴见到你 -我也是 - It's good to see you. - You too.
哇哦 Wow.
你气色很好 You look good.
-不 我能拿 -不 我来 - No, I got it. - No, no, no, I got it.
-我坚持 -谢谢 - I insist. - Thanks.
不客气 Welcome.
所以我们直接逃跑还是... So do we run, or...
得先办手续 Gotta sign out first.
迈尔斯县
话说 我的"犯罪"小搭档近来还好吗 So, uh, how's my little partner in crime?
噢 她已经是大姑娘了 Oh,she's not so little anymore.
她很好 Uh, she's great.
简直亭亭玉立 Man, beautiful.
跟你一样时髦又有才华 Sassy as hell and talented like you.
事实上 她总是在念叨你 In fact, you're all she ever talks about,
所以小小预警一下 so, little warning,
准备好被缠到脱不开身吧 just get ready to have your hands full,
因为她太想你了 because she misses you.
我也想她 I miss her, too.
我们到家了 We're home!
好吧 All right.
有人吗 Hello?
西恩娜 Sienna!
她来了 Incoming!
嘿 盖比 Hey, Gabs.
天啊 你都这么高了 Oh my god, you got so big!
到底怎么发生的 When did that happen?
再也不许和我分开这么久了 Never leave me for this long ever again.
不会了 I won't.
我保证 I promise.
噢 你脸上到处都是亮粉 Oh, you got glitter all over your face.
只是糖霜而已 It's just sugar.
我们在做烘焙 We were baking.
你要来帮忙吗 Did you want to help?
盖比 西恩娜到家还没两分钟 Gabbie, Sienna's not even in here two minutes.
先让她把自己安顿好 好吗 Why don't you let her get settled first, all right?
好吧 Fine.
好的 我很乐意 Yeah, I'd love to.
见到你真高兴 I'm so happy to see you.
我也是 Me too.
路上顺利吗 How was the trip?
很好 Fine.
想看看你的房间吗 Wanna see your room?
去吧 Go ahead.
我们等会再聊 We'll catch up later.
好吧 Yeah. All right.
回头见 I'll see you guys later.
别把姐姐胳膊牵断喽 And don't pull her arm out.
-准备好没 -好了 - Ready? - Yes.
上帝啊 Oh my God.
简直就童话世界大爆炸一样 It looks like a fairy tale exploded in here.
你喜欢吗 Do you like it?
我和妈妈重新布置的 但东西大部分是我挑的 Me and mommy redecorated, but I picked out most of it.
我知道你有多喜欢龙与巫师 I know how much you like dragons and wizards.
我很喜欢 I love it.
真的吗 Really?
当然是真的 Yes, really.
还有比这更酷的房间吗 This is the coolest room ever.
简直开玩笑 Are you kidding?
我都说不出话来 这里太美了 I don't know what to say,this is beautiful.
我还准备了这个 Made this for you too.
盖比 Gabs.
致西恩娜 我那异父异母的亲姐姐 'To Sienna, my big sister from another mister.
我比以往任何时候都更想你 I've missed you more than ever.
没有你 连闯祸都变得 And getting into trouble hasn't been nearly as much fun
乏味无趣了 without you.
期待一起度过最愉快的圣诞节 Looking forward to the best Christmas ever,
充满乐趣 喜悦和笑声 filled with fun,smiles, and laughter.
爱你的盖比 Love, Gabby.
另外 咱们还没一起登上月球呢 P.S. We still haven't made it to the moon. '
去月球 To the moon!
咱们一起用纸板做的小火箭 Our little cardboard rocket ship.
你还记得 You remember?
当然记得 Of course I do.
过来 Come here.
铁头拆迁公司
上帝啊 Jesus.
-是啊 -简直臭死人 - Yeah. - Stinks in here.
还真是栋豪宅 是吧 A real beaut, ain't she?
妈的 Shit!
只是老鼠 孩子 不是恶魔潜伏 It's a rat, kid,not the devil.
是啊 Yeah.
你还好吗 Are you alright?
我看你整天都畏畏缩缩的 Oh, you've been skittish all day.
我只是讨厌这种地方 I just hate places like this.
仿佛拥有灵魂 而且因为我们准备拆了它 It's like they got a soul and they're pissed that
-而火冒三丈 -该死 - we're tearing 'em apart. - Oh, shit.
别告诉我你相信那些有关这房子的 Please don't tell me you believe all the stories
鬼故事 about this place.
什么故事 What stories?
90年代初 Back in the early 90s,
某个疯子在这座小镇绑架并杀害了 some maniac abducted and killed over a dozen kids
十几名儿童 in this town.
那人把所有遗体都埋在了这栋建筑的 They buried all the bodies in the basement here
地下室里 in this building.
如今所有人都信誓旦旦说这里闹鬼 Now everyone swears the place is haunted.
你在耍我对吗 Are you fucking with me?
你在耍我 You're fucking with me.
当然是在耍你 Of course I'm fucking with you.
快干活吧 Now come on.
我负责一楼和地下室 I'll take the first floor and the basement.
你 去楼上 You... upstairs.
瞧你怂的 Skittish all day.
你觉得怎么样 So, what do you think?
还是画爆破侠吗 More Blaster Man?
爆破侠怎么了 What's the matter with Blaster Man?
我以为你喜欢他呢 I thought you liked him.
你都只画男孩子 You only draw boys.
永远都是男孩 男孩 男孩 Boys, boys, boys.
不是这样的 That's not true.
我经常画女孩的 那就有个女孩子 I draw girls all the ti - that is a girl right there.
看那儿 Look at that.
就是个女孩 That is a girl.
可她不是超级英雄呀 But she's not a superhero.
上次你说要画一个 Last time you said you were going to draw a girl
能打败爆破侠的女孩 that could beat up Blaster Man.
还记得吗 Remember?
你打过勾勾许诺 You pinky swore!
那不可以反悔 That's sacred.
抱歉 亲爱的 I'm sorry, sweetheart.
不过 我还是要告诉你 I will tell you what, though.
等我画完这部漫画 As soon as I'm finished with this comic,
我就给你创作点特别的东西 I'm gonna make you something really special.
怎么样 好吗 How's that? Okay?
好吧 好吧 Yeah, yeah.
那就成 Yeah, well.
好啦 Okay.
该睡觉了 Time for bed.
西西 Sisi!
等一下 Wait a minute.
我确实有东西要给你 I do have something for you.
一觉醒来 我又回到了小丑咖吧 I woke up back in the clown cafÃ©,
被玻璃围困 encased in glass.
我的肺里灌满了冰水 My lungs filled with ice water.
这不是梦 也不是幻觉 This wasn't a dream or a hallucination.
快给我 Okay, give me that.
这不是随便能给人看的 八卦精 This isn't for public consumption, nosy.
这是我的日记 知道不知道 It's my diary. Okay?
只有我自己能看 It's for my eyes only.
明白了吗 Got it?
明白了 Got it.
小丑咖吧是什么 What's the clown cafÃ©?
不是个好地方 It's a bad place.
一个我不愿想起的地方 A place I don't want to think about.
从现在起只想开心的事 好吗 Happy thoughts from now on. Okay?
好的 Okay.
铃儿响叮当 铃儿响叮当 这鬼地方闻着真不香 Jingle bells, jingle bells, this place fucking smells
恶心 Disgusting.
那是什么玩意儿 What the hell is that?
有人在吗 Anybody home?
什么情况 What the fuck?
你好 Hello?
这不是真人 It's not real.
都不是真的 对吧 It's not real, right?
嘿 杰克逊 Hey, Jackson!
有人在吗 Anybody home?
什么鬼啊 What the fuck?
我的天呀 Holy shit!
真他妈的 Holy shit!
丹尼斯 Dennis!
给我滚过来 Get your ass up here!
马上 Now!
你是真的吗 Are you real?
不 No!
不 不 No! No!
我觉得我们需要做一些饼干 I think we need to make some cookies.
对 当甜点 Yeah. For dessert!
我们需要 耶 We need to- Yeah!
我们要拿出全部本领 伙计 We're gonna go all out, man.
巧克力和花生酱 你是对的 Chocolate and peanut butter, you are right.
这就是绝配 That's the combination.
你知道吗 椰子花生酱味的也超绝 You know, those coconut peanut butter ones are amazing.
这将会是一场圣诞盛宴 This is going to be a Christmas extravaganza.
我得再去看看那些灯 I'd like to go see those lights again.
我想看看灯 I wanna see the lights.
我喜欢这儿的节日市场 I like the holiday market that they have over there.
盖比 别盯着看 Gabs, stop starin'.
很不礼貌 It's rude.
怎么了 What?
我喜欢她的伤疤 I like her scars.
盖比 Gabbie!
没关系 No, it's fine.
不 有关系 No, it's not.
这非常不得体 It's very inappropriate.
我就是觉得很酷啊 I just think they're cool.
这样吧 You know what?
为什么不给她看看你的新伤疤呢 Why don't you show her your new scar?
看这个 Look at this thing.
小淘气 Bad boy.
你怎么弄的 How'd you get that?
暑假我从自行车上摔了下来 Fell off my bike during summer break.
摔在了碎玻璃瓶上 And landed on a broken bottle.
是这样 Oh, yeah.
缝了七针呢 Seven stitches, too.
流了很多血 还有一块脂肪 There was so much blood, and like this piece
流了出来 of fat oozing out.
好啦 好啦 All right, all right.
我们能换个话题吗 Can we change the subject, please?
我可不想在吃饭的时候想到血跟脂肪 I don't wanna think about blood and fat while we're eating.
太血腥了 So much blood.
好吧 亲爱的 Okay, honey.
你好恶心哟 You're disgusting.
不管怎么说 Regardless,
自从有人不再相信圣诞老人后 Christmas hasn't really been the same around here
这里的圣诞节就变得不太一样了 since someone stopped believing in Santa Claus.
什么时候的事啊 When did that happen?
自打我 八岁的时候吧 When I was, like, eight.
拉倒吧 Oh, stop.
绝对比八岁晚 You were older than that.
我只是逢场作戏 No, I just went along with it
这样你和爸爸就不会难过了 so you and Daddy wouldn't feel bad.
这些年来我一直都能找到在家里 I've been finding presents stashed around the house
藏好的礼物 for years now.
那是因为你是个小侦探 Yeah, that's 'cause you're a little snoop.
是啊 Yeah.
都说不上是找到 Finding is a loose term.
更像是调查和曝光吧 More like investigating and discovering, really.
你能把米饭递给我吗 Can you pass the rice?
他们这么不擅长藏礼物 It's not my fault that they're really, really bad
又不是我的错 at hiding presents.
拜托 我都藏到地板下面了 Dude, it was under the floorboard,
地毯盖着呢 under the carpet.
把米饭递给我好吗 Pass the rice, please?
对了 她还有拆开礼物又包装起来的 Oh, she's also notorious for opening presents
坏毛病 and then re-wrapping them.
包得还不太好 Not very well, either.
西恩娜 - Sienna!
如果你不把米饭递给我 我就不走了 If you don't pass the rice, I'm not gonna leave.
拜托 把米饭递给我 Please? Pass the rice?
西恩娜 Sienna?
你好 西恩娜 Hello, Sienna?
我是因为你才死的 知道吗 You know, I'm dead because of you, okay?
你把我们送到他刀下 You led us to him.
你和你那个小混蛋弟弟 You and that little shithead brother of yours.
我死了 是你杀了我 I'm dead and you killed me.
就像你杀了你妈妈一样 Just like you killed your mother.
太糟糕了 That was bad.
我没有 I didn't...
但不管怎样 But anyway.
我是说 他一直都这样 I mean, that's how he always did it.
他还蛮帅的 He's kind of cute.
西恩娜 Sienna?
你还好吗 You all right?
没事 Yeah.
西恩娜 Sienna...
你吃再多药也阻止不了我 I mean, no amount of medication is gonna stop me
出现在你面前 from being here in front of you
你杀了我 You killed me.
你至少可以把米饭递给我 The least you can do is pass the rice.
米饭递给我 Pass the rice.
米饭递给我 Pass the rice!
不好意思 Excuse me.
把饭吃完 亲爱的 Finish eating, sweetie,
然后我们好开始拆幸运饼干 so we can have our fortune cookies.
喂 不是吧 Okay, wow.
谢谢你还知道敲门 肖 Thanks for knocking, Shaw.
抱歉 Sorry.
等等 Wait!
你不给我们介绍一下吗 Um, aren't you going to introduce us?
肖 这位是 米娅 Uh, Shaw, this is, um, Mia.
嗨 Hi.
她是你的超级粉丝 She's a really big fan of yours.
我可不是粉丝 混蛋 I'm not a fan, you asshole.
她痴迷于迈尔斯县小丑 She's obsessed with the Miles County Clown.
还有那些真实犯罪案件 Like all that true crime shit.
她觉得你是个名人 老兄 She thinks you're a celebrity, dude.
别听他胡说 Don't listen to him.
他没一句好话 Like, literally, ever.
呃 嗨 Um, hi.
很高兴见到你 It is so nice to meet you.
嗨 Hi.
我其实了解过你的一切 I seriously know, like, everything about you.
至少是网上能查到的部分 我关注你 Everything online at least, um, I've been following you
已经很多年了 for years.
老兄 你是个传奇 Dude, you're a legend.
你在小丑亚特手里活了下来 You survived Art the Clown,
看到了吗 就是他妈的迷妹一个 See? Fucking fangirl.
吃了我啊 Eat me.
等你跟他要完签名的 After you get his autograph.
听着 其实我想 Um, listen, I actually had a little bit of a favor
请你帮个小忙 that I wanted to ask you.
我和我室友 我们有一个关于真实犯罪的播客 You see, my roommate and I, we have a true crime podcast.
叫做“真相挖掘” It's called Graven Image.
我们迈尔斯县大屠杀那集 And our Miles County Massacre episodes?
目前为止收听数量是最高的 They get our biggest hits by far.
所以我想知道你是否 So I was wondering if maybe you'd be willing
愿意什么时候来我们播客当嘉宾 to come on as a guest sometime?
我会超级荣幸的 I seriously would be so honored.
这种事我不怎么做的 I don't really do things like that.
天啊 你真觉得他想要回忆起 Jesus, do you really think he wants to dredge up
他人生中最糟糕的经历吗 the worst experience of his life?
这孩子只是想向前看 I mean, the kid's just trying to move on.
对吧 肖 Right, Shaw?
好吧 我明白 但我只是 Okay, well, I get that, but I just-
这么多年之后 人们肯定非常想 I think a lot of people would really like to hear from you
听到你的消息 after all this time.
哦 我的天啊 - Oh my god.
拜托啦 Come on.
我 我考虑一下吧 I- I'll think about it.
他会考虑的 He'll think about it.
太好了 Great.
肖 你明天晚上会来兄弟会的 Shaw, are you coming to the Beta Christmas bash
圣诞派对吗 tomorrow night?
我得接个电话 I gotta take this.
好吧 Yeah.
有姑娘召唤吗 Girl callin'
很高兴见到你 米娅 It was great meeting you, Mia.
我也是 You too.
天啊 我这兄弟真得开开荤了 God, my man needs to get laid so bad.
你好吗 How are you?
我 呃 挺好 I'm, uh, doing good.
刚下课 Just got out of class.
我刚到了洁丝姨妈家 I just got to Aunt Jess's.
几小时前 Yeah, a couple hours ago.
能听到你的声音真好 It's really good to hear your voice.
你知道 我 我想你了 You know, I- I miss you.
我也想你 I miss you, too.
一切都还好吗 Is, uh, everything all right?
挺好 挺好的 yeah yeah
我打电话是因为 呃 I'm calling because, um...
我 我真的很开心我们 I'm- I'm really excited we're going to be spending
要一起过圣诞节了 Christmas together.
太久没一起过了 It's been too long.
是啊 Yeah, it has.
我 我真的很期待 I'm, uh, really looking forward to it.
那个 Well, uh,...
我想我们就过几天见吧 ...I guess I'll see you in a couple days?
到时候见 see you soon
爱你 Love you.
更爱你 Love you more.
你没事吧 Are you okay?
没事 Yeah.
我在吃一种新药 It's, um, just this new medication I'm on.
有时候会让我感到恶心 It makes me queasy sometimes.
我需要些创造力 I need to be creative.
想做我的画布吗 Wanna be my canvas?
液氮
很好 All right.
好戏即将登场 Something's happening here.
我可以看了吗 Can I see already?
别着急嘛 Hold your horses.
你开始看起来像魔法世界的人了 I mean, you are starting to look quite enchanted,
要我说的话 if I do say so myself.
像一个奇幻公主 行吧 Like a fantasy princess. All right.
我们要再涂一点精灵般的眼影 We're going to put a little bit more elven eyeshadow
来搭配这神奇的腮红 to go with that magic blush.
闭上眼睛 Close your eyes.
你知道 You know,
你可以成为专业的化妆师的吧 you could be a professional makeup artist, right?
真的吗 谢谢你 Why, thank you.
我其实都忘了自己有多喜欢干这个了 I actually forgot how much I enjoy this.
睁眼吧 Eyes open.
很好 Great.
好了 我们来画一下嘴唇吧 All right, let's do some lips.
你那些伤疤都是怎么来的 How'd you get those scars?
你总好奇这些伤疤 You and these scars.
我打架了 I got into a fight.
你赢了吗 Did you win?
是的 我赢了 Yeah, I won.
抬头 Chin up.
好了 抿一下嘴 All right, gimme one of these.
都弄好了 You're all done.
你想看看这幅神秘的杰作吗 You wanna see this mystical masterpiece?
当然 Yeah.
看着太美了 It looks amazing.
你的脸起到了关键作用 Your face did all the work.
拍张照 Take a picture!
我能加入你雪橇里的高空性爱俱乐部 吗 Can I join the mile high club in your sleigh?
我的天 Oh my god!
吼 吼 吼 Oh, ho ho ho.
我可以上你 I'd fuck ya.
不 圣诞奶奶会趁我睡着用刀捅死我的 No, Mrs. Claus would shank me in my sleep.
- 我老婆早死了 - 好的 - My wife's dead. - Okay.
想从我的烟囱里爬进来吗 Wanna come down my chimney?
哦 我的天 进她的烟囱 快来 Oh my god, come in her chimney, come!
我也有烟囱 I've got a chimney.
好了 姑娘们 Okay, girls.
我是一只淘气的小驯鹿 I'm a naughty little reindeer.
我想在你肚子上吸粉 I wanna do drugs on your stomach!
要乖哦 Be good.
哦 该死 Oh, shit.
可恶 God damn!
我现在知道自己想要什么圣诞礼物了 I think I know what I want for Christmas.
这套圣诞老人装扮可有不少好处呢 That Santa outfit comes with some perks, dude.
姑娘们 Girls!
我不记得我告没告诉过你 但 I don't remember if I told you, but,
我已经在娱乐圈深耕已久了 so I've been in entertainment for a long time.
我现在是圣诞老人 以前是猫王 I'm Santa now, I was Elvis.
这些姑娘 Those girls!
20世纪80年代的拉芙林(内华达城市) Laughlin, 1980s.
绝无仅有 Nothing like this.
敬拉芙林 To Laughlin.
拉芙林 Laughlin!
敬拉芙林 To Laughlin?
拉倒吧 I'm good.
你这个种族歧视的混蛋 You racist piece of shit!
天啊 Shit.
看看这个混蛋家伙 Get a load of this fucking guy.
你朋友吗 艾迪 Friend of yours, Eddie?
这真是第一次见 That is a fucking first.
好了 现在请稍等一下 听我说 All right, well, now hold on now, listen.
我穿着这身衣服 对吧 I'm wearing the outfit, right?
跟猫王一样 So it's just like Elvis.
如果他想要 就是全套的圣诞老人服务 He gets the full Santa experience if he wants it,
明白吗 all right?
你好 Hello.
嗨 嗨 Hi, hi!
你 过来 You... Come on over.
过来 Come on over.
没事的 It's fine.
没错 Yeah!
嗨 嗨 Hi, hi.
是是是 是我 是我 Yes, yes, yes, that's... that's me, that's me.
正是在下 Guilty as charged.
嘿 圣诞老人 看来你有个粉丝呢 Hey Santa, it looks like you got a fan.
小兄弟 你这身打扮是想干什么 What's with the outfit, pal?
马戏团来镇上演出了吗 Yeah, did the circus come to town?
嘿 老兄 Hey, buddy.
小心点 Watch it.
这是真货 That's the real deal.
这是我 是我的真胡子 That's my... that's my beard.
如果圣诞老人没有真的胡子 If Santa doesn't have a real beard,
他就不是真正的圣诞老人 he's not a real Santa Claus.
嘿 伙计 包里装的是什么 Hey, fella, what's in the bag?
哦 他要给我们看看 Oh, he's gonna show us.
嘿 你有什么好东西 Hey, what do ya got?
你有什么 What do ya...
一般都是我来拿 Usually I'm the one who's bringing
装满玩具的神奇袋子 the magical sack of toys.
什么 What?
哦 真不错 Oh, that's good!
好了 够了 Okay. That's enough.
好了 我开始喜欢这个家伙了 All right, now, look, I'm startin' to like this guy,
我真的喜欢他 小丑 I really am. Clowny.
把 把你的小号角收起来 Put... put your little horn away.
请坐 Have a seat.
圣诞老人要给他买杯喝的 And, uh, Santa'll buy him a drink.
小丑 我开始喜欢你了 Clowny, I'm startin' to like you.
给你 Here you go.
希望我给你放的棉花糖够多 I hope I gave you enough marshmallows.
很完美 It's perfect.
谢谢你 Thank you.
终于能享受点安静时光了 是吧 Some peace and quiet around here, finally, huh?
你肯定累坏了 You must be exhausted.
没有 我 No, I...
我感觉 ...I feel...
感觉怎样 What?
像个正常人了 Normal?
听着 我不想假装 Look, I'm not going to pretend that
完全明白你的感受 因为我并不 I know what you're going through, because I don't.
我真的无法想象你的经历 I- I can't even begin to imagine it.
但我保证 事情会变好的 But I promise it'll get better.
你跟妈妈真的好像 You remind me so much of mom.
爸爸去世前 Before dad died,
她是世界上最甜美的人 she was the sweetest person.
什么事都可以跟她聊 Could talk to her about anything.
是啊 Yeah, she was.
但是嘴巴臭得像卡车司机 Mouth like a truck driver, though.
她真的好爱爆粗口 She cursed so much.
真的 So much!
她有一次骂罗斯玛丽修女 贱婊 She once called Sister Rosemary a C-U-N-T
那才六年级 in the sixth grade.
我都不知道她遗传的谁 I don't know where she came from!
我们家没人这么讲话 Nobody in our family talks like that.
我好想她 I miss her.
我真的好想好想她 I miss her so much.
我知道 亲爱的 I know, sweetie.
我知道 I know.
我也很想她 I miss her, too.
嘿 圣诞老人 Hey, Santa.
看来你有竞争对手了 Looks like you got some competition.
是圣诞小丑 It's Clowny Claus!
不 No.
嘿 你挺上道的嘛 Hey, you're a natural.
你看起来不错 You look good.
但别弄脏了 But don't get it dirty.
而且记得还给我 And remember to give it back.
你也不想被记名在淘气名单上吧 You don't want to get on Santa's naughty list.
嘿 要不你跟圣诞老人讲讲想要什么礼物 Hey, why don't you tell Santa what you want for Christmas,
小男孩 little boy?
搞好个人卫生吧 Better hygiene?
好啦 我们大家都来 All right, come on, let's have a drink, uh,
喝一杯吧 for everybody, okay.
来吧 Come on.
有身份证吗 Got ID?
得了吧 Come on.
他很明显够年纪了 He's obviously old enough.
行吧 All right.
我才不要因为这个家伙丢了营业执照 You think I'm gonna lose my license for this guy?
别难为这小丑了 Don't bust the clown's balls.
这情况你觉得很平常吗 This is normal to you?
真是抱歉 小丑 Sorry about this, Clowny.
你看 这就好了 There, see?
他有身份证的 He's got it.
莫里斯·杰克森 Maurice Jackson?
艾迪 你笑死我了 Eddie, you're killing me.
我们就不能好好庆祝吗 Can we just celebrate?
来吧 Come on.
去他的 Fuck it.
反正圣诞节 It's Christmas.
好啦 我们都喝一杯 All right, let's have a drink!
敬我们的新朋友 如何 To my new friend, huh?
敬莫里斯·杰克森 To Maurice Jackson!
- 莫里斯·杰克森 - 干杯 - Maurice Jackson. - Cheers!
你他妈的什么毛病 What the fuck is the matter with you?
你有意见吗 伙计 What's your problem, pal?
别人给你买酒 你的回报就是 Guy buys you a drink and you spit it back
吐到他脸上吗 in his fucking face?
嘿 哥们 Hey, man.
这样不好 That's- that's wrong.
听着 你刚才非常粗鲁 Now look, you see, you- you were just rude,
而且你不应该这样粗鲁 and you shouldn't have been rude.
走吧 小丑 Let's go, Clowny.
快起来 Get up.
我没在开玩笑 No, I'm not ki-
天啊 Oh, shit.
怎么 What the...
你他妈的在干什么 What the fuck are you doing?
他在他身上尿尿了 He peed on him!
早他妈告诉过你 Fucking told you!
你他妈在开玩笑吗 Are you fucking kidding me?
我要杀了你 你这个精神病 I'm gonna fucking kill you, you sick fuck!
我要杀了他 I'll fucking kill him!
嘿 来啊 你这混蛋 Hey, come on, you motherfucker!
去你妈的 Fuck you!
该死的 Goddammit.
老烟枪 拿上他的袋子 Smokey, get his bag!
狗娘养的 Son of a bitch!
我这周很忙的 This is my busy weekend.
我知道 I know.
这里面装的什么鬼东西 What the fuck is in this?
天啊 该死 Jesus, fuck!
赶紧给我滚出去 Get that the fuck out of here.
什么 怎么了 嘿 What? What? Hey!
你这混蛋 You motherfucker!
老子宰了你 I'll fucking kill you! I got it.
- 该死的 - 要我报警吗 - Goddammit! - Want me to call the cops?
我不想让你报警 I don't want you to call the cops.
我想让你叫干洗店派人来 I want you to call a fucking dry cleaner.
- 干洗店 - 老烟枪 快去拿拖把 - Dry cleaner! - Smokey, get a fucking mop!
我跟你说了别让他进来 I told you, don't let him the fuck in here.
是你说他是正常人的 You said he's fuckin' normal!
坐下 坐下 Sit down, sit down!
你还跟我说 Fuckin' 'you told me. '
喝一杯压压惊 Have a fucking drink.
听不懂人说话是吧 Can't take a fucking hint, can you?
别让我跟你说第二遍 I'm not going to tell you again.
妈的 Oh, fuck.
艾迪 Eddie?
老烟枪 And Smokey?
我的天 老烟枪 Oh, god, Smokey!
噢 天啊 天啊 Oh, no, oh, god, oh, god.
不要 No!
天啊 Oh, god.
不要 不要 不要 不要 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
先生 不要 先生 Sir! No, sir.
不要 不要 不要 No, no, no, no, sir.
不要 求求你 No, no, please.
求求你 求求你 Please, please.
让我先为今晚发生的事情 Let me be the first to apologize for whatever's happened
道个歉 here tonight.
我 我不知道发生了什么 I don't- I don't know what happened.
给 拿着 Here, take it!
拿着 都拿着 Take it, take it, take it!
是你的了 It's yours.
你穿着非常好看 You looked really good in it!
全都拿去 Take it all!
你可以当圣诞老人 You be Santa!
小丑 我们俩算是同行 Clowny, we're in the same business.
就我们俩 记得吗 It's just me and you, remember?
就我们俩人 It's just me and you.
我们都是同行 We're in the same business.
我们给人们带来欢乐 We make people happy.
救救我 救救我 Help me, help me!
天啊 救救我吧 God, help me!
嘿 你快看看我 Hey, you pay attention to me.
救救我 Help me!
这完全不好笑了 That isn't even funny.
这不好笑了 It's not funny.
怎么回事 The fuck?
拜托 Come on.
小丑 拜托 小丑 救救我 Oh, Clowny, please, please, Clowny, help me!
拜托了 老天爷 Please, god!
老天爷 救救我吧 Oh, god help me!
天啊 Oh, god.
小丑 拜托了 Clowny, come on.
你看起来棒极了 小丑 You look good, Clowny.
你看起来棒极了 You look good.
没错 简直闻所未闻 Oh, yeah, that's never looked better.
听着 没事我就先走了 Look, I'll go now, then.
你懂的 你是 你是圣诞老人 对吧 You know, you're- you're Santa Claus, right?
所以我可以走了 So I can go.
对吧 Yeah.
啊 救命啊 Oh, help!
救救我 Help me!
小丑 Clowny!
那是什么玩意儿 What the hell is that?
佛祖啊 佛祖啊 Oh god, oh god.
小丑 Clowny.
小丑 看着我 Clowny, look at me.
小丑 我不是真的圣诞老人 Clowny, I'm not really Santa Claus.
不 不 等等 No, no, wait.
听我说 Listen to me.
我有名字的 I have a name.
我有个真的 真实的名字 I have a real- No, I have a real name!
我 我叫查尔斯·约翰逊 My- my name is Charles Johnson.
小丑 我 我还有家人 我有老婆 Clowny, and I have a wife, a wife!
我还有老婆和两个孩子 I have a wife and two kids.
嘿 小丑 Hey, Clowny.
不不不 小丑 不要啊 No, no, no, Clowny, no!
听我说 小丑 我求求你 Listen to me, Clowny I beg you.
听着 我还有四个漂亮的孙儿 Listen, I have four gorgeous grandchildren.
他们 他们叫布莱恩 丹妮斯 还有 And their names, their names are Brian and Denise and-
小丑 Clowny!
小丑 痛死我啦 我求你了 Clowny, it hurts so much, please!
所以 她怎么样了 So, how is she?
就算还行吧 As good as can be expected.
我看今天盖比让她打起点精神了 是吧 I think Gabbie brought some life back into her today, right?
能看到她笑两下也挺好了 It's nice to see her smile a little bit.
我的天 盖比 Oh my god, Gabbie.
她像个小奶狗一样跟在西恩娜屁股后面 She follows Sienna around like a brand new puppy.
简直令人担忧 It's concerning.
她们明天还要一起去圣诞节购物 Now they're going Christmas shopping tomorrow.
就她们两个人么 Just the two of 'em?
西恩娜想给乔纳森挑个礼物 Sienna wants to pick up a gift for Jonathan.
你真觉得这样没问题吗 You really think that's a good idea?
她们没事的 They'll be fine.
洁丝 Jess...
你没看到今天发生的事吗 ...did you not see what happened today?
如果这次小的发作往后变得 What if that little episode was just a microcosm
愈演愈烈了呢 of what's to come?
如果情况更糟了怎么办 What if that shit gets worse?
我绝对不会抛弃她 I'm not gonna abandon her.
她还在疗伤 She's healing.
这需要时间 It's gonna take time.
她有在好好吃药 She's taking her medication.
我只想说 提高警惕 好吗 All I'm saying is, let's keep our guard up, all right?
我就这个意思 That's all I'm saying.
好的 Okay.
星期四 12月21日 两年来回到在洁丝姨妈家的第一天 却是布鲁克在家里等着我
西恩娜: 我们必须趁还来得及摧毁那个小女孩 她不是人类 她是恶魔…（此处后面有口述）
跟圣诞老人合影
圣诞快乐 Merry Christmas!
你叫什么名字呀 What is your name?
请这边走 这边 This way please. This way.
好啦 甜心 看这边 All right, sweetie, look over here.
准备好了吗 Ready?
不要越过这里 Don't go past this point.
不然你就有麻烦了 You'll be in trouble.
谢谢你 Thank you.
下一位 Next.
好了 小朋友 对着镜头笑一笑 All right, buddy, smile for the camera.
你们准备好见圣诞老人了吗 You guys ready to meet Santa?
你们想要什么礼物 What are you going to ask for?
化妆品吗 Makeup?
是的 Yeah.
你才多大就化妆呀 Are you old enough for makeup?
好了 谢谢 Okay. Thank you.
下一位 Next.
嘿 盖比 Hey, Gabs.
你认为他会喜欢这个吗 You think he'll like this?
说不好哎 Not sure.
我感觉乔纳森已经不喜欢黑色了 I don't think Jonathan is really into black anymore.
乔纳森不穿黑色吗 Jonathan doesn't wear black?
就那位死亡金属先生 Mr. Death Metal?
我觉得他已经不听那些音乐了 I don't think he listens to that anymore either.
可能只是个阶段吧 Just a phase, I guess.
好吧 那么 他现在都穿什么 All right, well, then, what does he wear now?
我不知道 I don't know.
普通的衣服吧 Normal clothes?
范围真是缩小了不少呢 Really narrows it down.
谢了 盖比 Thanks, Gabs.
好啦 甜心 Okay, sweetie.
准备好了吗 You ready?
好了 Okay.
谢谢你 Thank you.
- 拜 圣诞老人 - 拜 - Bye, Santa. - Bye.
至少比路易维尔市强 At least it's better than Louisville.
有道理 鲍勃 You got a point, Bob.
我们休息一下吧 Let's take a break.
抱歉 大伙儿 Sorry, folks.
圣诞老人要去喂驯鹿啦 Santa's gotta go feed his reindeer.
要知道 这儿不是我说了算 You know, I'm not in charge here.
咱们也可以休息一下吗 Can we go on a break too?
当然了 Sure.
这个不错啊 This one's nice.
嗯 不赖嘛 Hmm, not bad.
是你最喜欢的吗 Is it your favorite?
至少前三名 Top three.
好吧 那你来选 All right, well, then you choose.
你肯定比我更了解你爸 You know your dad better than me.
不要错过小丑咖吧 Drop on by the clown cafe
你盯着什么看呢 What are you staring at?
没什么 Nothing.
好了 准备好了没 Come on, you ready?
我们走吧 Let's get going.
你没事吧 You okay?
没事 Yeah.
听着 你知道我对案件的猜想没有变过 Look, you know my theory on the subject hasn't changed.
别再来这套了 Don't even say it.
因为你知道我说得对 Because you know I'm right.
西恩娜·肖就是头号嫌疑人 Sienna Shaw is the prime suspect.
住口 这太离谱了 Stop! That is ludicrous.
我们只要讲事实就行了 Look, we could just look at the facts.
你看看事实如何吗 Do you want to just do that?
那我问你 她是不是跟每个受害者都有关系 Okay, she's linked to every single victim?
好吧 Okay?
她是不是出现在每个案发现场 She was at every crime scene?
她是不是有家族精神病史 A history of mental illness in her family?
跟这无关 Irrelevant.
有个暴力倾向的父亲刚好痴迷于 Abusive father who just so happened to be obsessed
小丑亚特 with Art the Clown?
而且尸体在哪里 And there's no body.
那你把小丑的尸体找出来给我看看啊 How about you show me the dead clown's body?
姐们儿 这个说法漏洞百出啊 Dude, there's so many holes in that story.
你怎么 就是想不明白呢 Like, how do you not see that?
如果不是乔纳森·肖 If Jonathan Shaw hadn't testified
为她姐姐作证 on his sister's behalf,
她没准已经在无期徒刑了 she'd probably be serving a life sentence right now.
你不该这么乱讲 You shouldn't be saying that shit.
你看起来好极了 You look great.
你的 你的伤疤恢复挺好的 Your, uh, your scars are healing up nicely.
是啊 你的也是 Yeah, yours too.
盖比觉得 我看起来挺酷的 Gabbie thinks I look cool, apparently.
所以 So...
你约我见面干嘛 ...Why'd you want to see me right now?
我 我想你了 I- I missed you.
话说 当姐姐的想见下她弟弟不行吗 I mean, can't a sister see her little brother?
额 其实呢 我 额 Um, actually, I was, uh,
我在想 I was thinking,
你今晚要不要来洁丝姨妈家 why don't you come over Aunt Jess's tonight?
干嘛非要等到平安夜再聚呢 I mean, why wait till Christmas Eve?
你现在肯定都没课了 是吧 You've gotta be done with classes by now, right?
我不行 今晚不行 I can't, I can't tonight.
为什么不行 Why not?
学校里有个派对 我被邀请去参加 There's a party on campus that I was invited to.
真的吗 Really?
那挺好的 That's good.
不 我很高兴 No. I'm happy.
乔纳森·肖居然出现在公共场合 Jonathan Shaw spotted in public!
这算什么 圣诞节奇迹吗 What is this, a Christmas miracle?
混蛋 Dick!
额 西恩娜 这位是科尔 我的室友 科尔 Um, Sienna, this is Cole, my roommate. Cole.
哇哦 Oh, wow.
嘿 大姐头 Hey, big sis.
我 额 听说过不少你的事迹 I've, uh, heard a lot about you.
终于见到你本人了 It's nice to finally meet you.
嗨 Hi.
你弟弟人真的不错 而且我对他 Well, you've got a cool baby bro here, and I treat him
就像亲骨肉一般 like he's my own.
你对我就像臭狗屎 You treat me like shit.
噢 他开玩笑啦 Oh, he jokes.
噢 该死 Oh, shit.
我这就走了 Let me get out of here.
我的天 Oh my God.
西恩娜 Sienna!
你是西恩娜·肖 You're Sienna Shaw!
我真的 你敢相信吗 我居然 I, I seriously so- I can't believe I'm sitting here
跟你们坐在一起 with you guys.
我刚刚还在跟你弟弟说 I was literally just telling your little brother.
真抱歉 I'm sorry.
我可能表现有点奇怪 I'm probably being a little weird.
我只是超级兴奋能见到你 I'm just super stoked to see you.
米娅一直在关注我们的故事 Mia has been following our story very closely.
我是个真实犯罪故事粉 I am a true crime enthusiast,
而且我很多年来在播客上都有特别关注 and I've actually been following your case in particular
你们的案件 还有我不是催你哈 for years on my podcast, and no rush or anything,
但是你们的事件五周年纪念日快到了 but I do know the five year anniversary is coming up
粉丝们都快疯掉了 and the fanbase is rabid.
跟我们互动点什么都行 Like, we would literally kill for anything.
比如 跟我一起化妆 每日饮食 那种节目 I'm thinking, Get Readys with Me, What I Eat in a Day...
给大家看看你是如何应对这一切 Just show us how you're coping.
你懂的 每天都做些什么 You know, what you do on a daily basis,
那样的节目 anything like that.
我如何应对这一切 How I'm coping?
是的 Yeah.
我们是如何应对的 How we're coping?
额 我想想 我过去五年一直进进出出 Well, uh, I've been in and out of a psychiatric hospital
精神病院 for the past five years.
我每天都看得见死去的朋友和亲人 I see images of my dead friends and relatives on a daily basis,
这让我半夜尖叫着惊醒过来 images that wake me up screaming in the middle of the night.
我全身都布满可怕的伤疤 I have hideous scars all over my body,
每次我看见这些伤疤 and every time I see them,
每次我想到那个毁了我们人生的变态 I think of how that sick fuck who ruined our lives
依然逍遥法外 is still out there.
而你还想知道我是如何应对这一切的 And you want to know how I'm coping with everything?
你们这些人 都想吃人血馒头 You guys are all the same leeches.
西恩娜 Sienna.
你们他妈的就不能有那么一丁点同理心吗 Can't you act like a human being for one fucking second?
西恩娜 你怎么回事 Sienna, what's wrong with you?
我今天看到他了 I saw him today.
谁啊 Who?
在哪 Where?
在商场里 当时我跟盖比在一起 At the mall, with Gabbie.
你怎么能确定真的是他 How can you be sure it was really him?
我不 我再也不能确定任何事了 I'm not, I'm not sure of anything anymore.
我分不清是现实 还是我脑子臆想的 I don't know what's real or what's in my fucking head.
好吧 那你到底看到了什么 Well, what'd you see exactly?
他穿成圣诞老人的样子 He was dressed as Santa Claus.
圣诞老人 Santa Claus?
好吧 我知道 我知道这听着离谱 Okay, I know, I know how that sounds...
但肯定是他 ...but it was him.
我能 我能感觉到 I could- I could feel it.
我们都知道一切还没完 We both know this isn't over.
一切还没完吗 You don't know that.
天啊 你都把那家伙的脑袋砍下来了 I mean, Jesus Christ, you cut his fucking head off.
过来 Come here.
嘿 你怎么回事 Hey, what is this?
乔纳森 Jonathan!
嘿 你为什么对我这么冷淡 Hey, why are you shutting me out?
我没有对你冷淡 I'm not shutting you out.
你不相信我吗 You don't believe me?
他为什么要回来这里 Why would he come back here?
即使他还活着 假设他还活着 Even if he was alive, which he isn't.
换做是你 难道不想离开这里 Wouldn't you want to get as far away from here as possible,
离你越远越好吗 as far away from you?
也许它们想找的就是我 你不是这么说过吗 Maybe it's me they want. Isn't that what you said?
大聪明 Boy genius.
你现在算什么 十级学者了是吗 What are you, Mr. Academic now?
你自以为太优秀了是吗 You think you're too good for your own-
对不起 I'm sorry.
至少我在努力 At least I'm fucking trying.
我为你骄傲 I'm proud of you.
我们需要彼此 好吗 We need each other, okay?
我需要你 I need you.
我们需要的是往前看 What we need to do is move on.
忘掉这些 Let it go.
都结束了 It's over.
“我们得趁还来得及 'We have to destroy the little girl
赶快摧毁那个小女孩 西恩娜 before it's too late, Sienna.
摧毁她 因为她不是人类 Destroy her because she's inhuman.
她是恶魔” A demon. '
我还留着你的信 I still have your letters.
在我刚走时 你几乎每周都写信来 You wrote me almost every week when I first went away.
还记得吗 Remember that?
你那些关于恶魔学 附身的猜想 All your theories about demonology, possession.
你变得异常痴迷 You became obsessed.
但你并不是发疯 But you weren't crazy.
你是对的 You were right!
我不要听这些 I'm not listening to this.
你给我听着 You listen to me!
“有时恶魔想进入我们的世界 'Sometimes demons try to enter our world,
但它们自身无法做到 only they can't do it alone.
它们必须选择一个容器 某具刚丧命的躯壳 They have to choose a vessel, someone recently deceased
作为联通两个世界的桥梁 who functions as a bridge between worlds.
但不是谁都行 But not just anyone.
必须是险恶之人 堕落之人 Someone sinister, depraved.
坏到骨子里的那种 The worst kind of evil.
比如一个连环杀人狂” Like a serial killer?'
“倘若恶魔以肉身进入这个世界 'If a demon enters this world in the flesh,
必须给它指定一枚克星 a counterpart must be appointed to stop it
避免它过于强大 from becoming too powerful.
那就是你 西恩娜 It's you, Sienna.
只要你还活着 As long as you're alive,
恶魔就不是无敌的 它们自己也清楚这点” they're vulnerable, and they know it. '
所以爸爸才为此做好准备 打造了那把剑 That's why Daddy created the sword.
指定我的人在引导他 Whoever chose me was guiding him.
我就是那天命之人 He was preparing me for this.
现在维多利亚·海耶斯被当作宿主了 对吧 It's using Victoria Heyes as a host now, isn't it?
所以那晚她才会失踪 That's why she disappeared that night.
你打算怎么做 What do you wanna do?
我们 就这么一走了之吗 What, do we just up and leave town?
报警 告诉洁丝姨妈和格雷格姨父 Call the cops, tell Aunt Jess and Uncle Greg?
不行 他们不会相信我们的 No. They'll never believe us.
尤其是我 Especially me.
我得回去找那个断魂小丑 I have to go back to the Terrifier.
为什么 Why?
它还被埋在那里 不是吗 It's still buried there, isn't it?
如果我没说错 这可能是唯一能 And if I'm right, it might be the only thing
阻止它们的办法 that can stop them.
叮叮当 叮叮当 铃儿响叮当 Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way
我们滑雪多快乐 我们坐在雪橇上 Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh
叮叮当 叮叮当 铃儿响叮当 Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way
我们滑雪多快乐 我们坐在雪橇上 Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh
你好 圣诞老人 Hey, Santa!
冲破大风雪 我们坐在雪橇上 Dashing through the snow On a one-horse open sleigh
奔驰过田野 我们欢笑又歌唱 O'er the fields we go Laughing all the way
马儿铃声响 令人精神多欢畅 Bells on bobtails ring, making spirits bright
今晚滑雪真快乐 把滑雪歌儿唱 What fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight
莎拉 赶快回来 Sarah, get back over here!
哇哦 Wow.
谢谢你 圣诞老人 Thanks, Santa.
嘿 圣诞老人在发礼物啦 Hey, Santa's handing out presents!
叮叮当 叮叮当 铃儿响叮当 Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way
圣诞老人就快到 一路飞奔向远方 Santa claus is coming along Riding down this way
普世欢腾 救主下降 Joy to the world the Lord is come
大地接她的君王 Let earth receive her king
这儿什么情况 What's going on here?
那个不是比尔 That's not Bill.
啥 What?
那不是我们的圣诞老人 That's not our Santa Claus.
诸天万物齐歌唱 And heaven and nature sing
诸天万物齐歌唱 And heaven and Heaven and nature sing
孩子们 快出来 Kids, clear out of here.
快出来 快走 Get goin'! let's go！
普世欢腾 主治万方 Joy to the world the savior reigns
民众首当歌唱 Let men their songs employ
这圣诞老人哪儿来的 Who is this Santa?
他吓到我的孩子了 He's scaring my kid.
是啊 我也被吓到了 Yeah, he's scaring me, too.
你在干什么 What do you think you're doing?
你不能在这儿 You can't be here.
我让你走开 I said, let's go.
快点 Come on.
带孩子们离开 Get the kids out of here.
莎拉 Sarah!
我怎么跟你说的 What did I say?
哎哟我去 有什么大惊小怪的 各位 Christ almighty, what's the uproar, people?
给老子滚 Get the fuck out!
不准回来 Don't come back!
要使万邦证明 And makes the nations prove
走吧 Come on!
不 No!
上主公义 无限荣光 The glories of His righteousness
柯瑞 Corey?
主爱奇妙莫名 And wonders of His love
柯瑞 快点回来 Corey, get back over here!
排好队 孩子们 Back in line, kids.
该迎接真正的圣诞老人了 Time for the real Santa.
看看是什么礼物 I wonder what I got.
柯瑞 Corey!
帕罗西丁(治疗抑郁症的药物)
洁丝姨妈
西恩娜刚刚来了 病情变糟了
什么东西 What's that?
我擦 你吓死我了 Jesus! You scared me.
你干嘛呢 到处偷窥 What are you doing, snooping around like that?
是给我的吗 Is it for me?
不关你的事 八卦精 None of your business, nosy.
就是给我的吧 It is, isn't it?
不 你想多了 No, it's not.
别想着拆开它 好吗 And don't even think about opening it, all right?
你的手怎么了 What happened to your hands?
我的手 My hands?
我摔了一跤 好吗 I fell, okay?
我在冰上脚滑了 当着20个大学生的面 I slipped on some ice and took a ridiculously nasty
摔了个狗吃屎 spill in front of, like, 20 college students.
你很幸灾乐祸吧 Is that what you wanna hear?
我真希望看到这一幕 I wish I saw that.
你觉得好笑吗 You think that's funny?
过来 Come here!
不要 No!
圣诞 Christmas
解救我们脱离撒旦的魔爪 Save us all from satan's power
上帝赐予你们快乐 无事能令你们慌张 God rest ye merry gentlemen Let nothing you dismay
哟 帮开下门呗 Yo, grab that door?
走吧 Here we go.
谢了 Thank you.
很酷哦 That is wicked!
酒到咯 Kegs here!
哦 Oh.
大老远就闻到香味儿了 Something smells amazing.
这么晚才回来 You're back late.
你弟弟怎么样 How's your brother?
他很好 Oh, he's good.
是的 Yeah.
他今晚要去参加校园圣诞派对 He's going to a campus Christmas party tonight.
乔纳森要去参加圣诞派对 Jonathan's going to a Christmas party?
哦 Oh!
很高兴听到他参加社交活动 Nice to hear he's socializing.
是啊 Yeah.
天啊 做得太可爱了 洁丝姨妈 God, these are so freaking cute, Aunt Jess.
那是我最爱吃的 Those are my favorite.
你想尝尝吗 Do you want some?
不了 谢谢 No, thanks.
抱歉 我忘了你已经不喜欢麦片了 Oh, sorry, I forgot you don't like cereal anymore.
谁不喜欢麦片 Who doesn't like cereal?
西恩娜 Sienna.
啥 西恩娜 你不喜欢麦片 What? Sienna, you don't like cereal?
我能理解不喜欢豆腐或者利马豆 I mean, I can understand tofu or Lima beans,
但麦片是最好吃的 but cereal's the best.
我知道 老公 淡定 I know, honey. Chill.
是的 我只是不想吃太多糖 Yeah, I just try to stay away from too much sugar.
你意志力比我强 You got more willpower than me.
嘿 盖比 要不我们上楼 Hey Gabs, what do you say we go upstairs
玩点桌游吧 and play some board games?
走吧 Let's go.
嗯 Yeah.
我觉得还得加点圣诞树糖粉 I think we need some Christmas tree sprinkles.
你得撒点圣诞树糖粉 You need Christmas tree sprinkles.
你想玩什么 What are you in the mood for?
我有很多游戏 I have a ton.
你画我猜 猜猜我是谁 沙威玛传奇 Pictionary, Guess Who, Monopoly.
我爱玩沙威玛传奇 I like Monopoly.
不过比较费时 Takes forever, though.
我从没跟你说过我不喜欢麦片 I never told you I don't like cereal.
什么 What?
你怎么会知道我不喜欢麦片 How'd you know I don't like cereal?
盖比 Gabbie?
你是不是偷看我日记了 Did you read my journal?
对不起 I'm sorry.
求你别生气 Please don't be mad at me.
日记呢 Where is it?
我放回你房间了 I put it back in your room.
你看了多少 How much of it did you read?
告诉我 Tell me.
全部 All of it?
佛祖啊 盖比 Jesus, Gabbie.
你 你答应过我的 You- you promised me.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我只是想知道你出了什么事 I wanted to know what happened to you.
是真的吗 Is it true?
关于那个小丑和迈克尔姨父的事 All that stuff about the clown and Uncle Michael?
你今天看到那小丑了 是不是 You saw him today, didn't you?
在商场那儿 At the mall.
所以你才那么害怕 That's why you freaked out.
盖比 我病了 Gabbie, I'm sick.
我会看到幻觉 I see things that aren't there.
有时我会把它写进日记 找能帮助我的人 And sometimes I write about it in my journal and talk about it
聊聊这件事 with people who can help me.
所以你并没有真的用魔剑 So you didn't really chop off the clown's head
砍下那小丑的脑袋 with the magical sword?
没有 No.
我去 那本来还挺酷的呢 Damn, that would've been so cool.
盖比 Gabs.
你要答应我 不能把我日记里的内容 You have to promise me you're not gonna tell anyone
告诉任何人 好吗 what you read in my journal, okay?
包括你父母 还有你在学校的朋友 都不行 Not your parents, not your friends at school?
谁都不能说 No one.
答应我 Promise me.
我答应你 I promise.
拉钩钩 Pinky swear.
好的 Okay.
咱们玩你画我猜吧 我要好好虐你 Let's play Pictionary so I can kick your ass.
你可能还没醒 You're probably still passed out.
听着 我打来只是想问问 Uh, look, I just wanted to call and see if...
你还好吗 ...you're okay, man?
呃 Um...
是的 Yeah.
听到留言后给我回电话 Gimme a call back whenever you get this, but, uh,
如果联系不上我 我就在派对上 if you can't reach me, I'll be at the Beta bash, so...
愿你平安 Peace.
你不会觉得我以前很麻木不仁吧 You don't think I was that insensitive before, do you?
额 是的 Uh, yes.
是 我确实是这么觉得 Yes, I do actually.
好吧 我知道这是个敏感话题 Okay, I get it's like a touchy subject
但拜托 这又不是昨天发生的 and all, but come on, it didn't happen yesterday.
那是五年前的事了 It happened five years ago.
是啊 但我觉得这件事 Yeah, I don't think that's something
没那么容易忘掉 you ever really get over.
好吧 她还是不想冲我那么发火的 Well, she still didn't mean to snap at me the way she did.
而且 说出来心头也会舒服些 Besides, talking it out is good therapy.
我基本上是在帮她 I was basically doing her a favor.
哇哦 你可真无私啊 Wow, how selfless of you.
那乔纳森呢 Well, what about Jonathan?
你觉得他还愿意这么做吗 Do you think he'd still be willing to do it?
我不知道 米娅 I don't know, Mia.
科尔 我要那个采访 Cole, I want that interview.
我的意思是 我要和真正 I mean, sitting across from someone
碰见过小丑亚特的人面对面交谈 who actually encountered Art the Clown?
自开膛手杰克以来最著名的连环杀人狂 The most famous serial killer since Jack the Ripper.
史无前例 It's historic.
“碰见” 'Encountered. '
你说得是不是有点 太委婉了 That's putting it mildly, wouldn't you say?
那小子差点被宰了 The kid was almost butchered.
你懂我的意思 You know what I mean.
我想知道 I want to know what it's like to be
面对那种恶魔是什么感觉 in the presence of that kind of evil.
当他离你够近 What goes through your brain
近到你能感受到他的呼吸时 when he's close enough to you that you feel his breath
你脑子在想什么 on your body?
他身上有什么味道 What does he smell like?
当你直视他的眼眸 When you look into his eyes.
你看到了什么 What do you see?
看到了灵魂还是 Is there a soul or...
“他的眼眸” 'His eyes!'
你这说得好像想跟他滚床单一样 You sound like you want to fuck him.
我不想跟他滚床单 I don't want to fuck him.
我是说 你和乔纳森的关系很好 I mean, you're friendly with Jonathan.
你说他很崇拜你 对吧 You said he looks up to you, right?
也许你能帮我说服他 Maybe you can convince him for me,
米娅 Mia...
拜托啦 Come on.
帮帮人家嘛 Do it for me.
求求惹 Please?
我会很奶思的 我保证 I'll be nice, I promise.
嗯哼 Mhm.
我最多只需要 20分钟 All I need is 20 minutes, tops.
我会好好报答你的 I'll make it worth your while.
哦 哇偶 Oh, wow.
你太有睡服力了 You are very persuasive.
我尽力吧 I'll see what I can do.
好的 再跟我说下怎么玩 Okay, so remind me how to play this again.
我很久没玩过了 It's been a while.
等等 Wait.
玩家人数不够 We need more players.
爸 快过来 Dad, come on.
就在迈尔斯县郊外 just outside of Miles County.
爸 Dad?
重复一遍 目前确定已有五人死亡 Again, five people have been declared dead at this time
六人生命垂危 and six are in critical condition.
爆炸发生于今天下午5点左右 The explosion happened around 5pm this afternoon
地点位于森特维尔购物中心 当时孩子们 at the Centerville Mall, as the children gathered around
都聚集在假日中心的展区周围 the holiday center display.
目前尚无犯罪嫌疑人被拘留 No suspects are in custody at this time,
案件调查仍在进行中 as the investigation is still underway.
近吗 Close?
我离得忒特么近了 I was pretty damn close!
近得差点跟着嗝屁了 Too close for my liking.
这算恐怖袭击吗 Was it a terrorist attack?
我也不知道 宝贝儿 I don't know, baby.
有个家伙 他打扮成圣诞老人 There was this guy, and he was dressed as Santa Claus,
在给孩子们分发礼物 and he was handing out presents to kids.
所有小孩都在那儿 Every little kid that was there.
我听到一阵骚动 然后我看到保安 I heard a commotion, and then I saw security
撵那家伙出去 leading the guy out.
然后只听 砰 And then, bam!
那儿就发生了爆炸 There was an explosion right there.
河莉秀特 Holy shit.
是他 他就在这儿 He's here, he's here.
这儿不安全 It's not safe.
西恩娜 你在说什么胡话 Sienna, what are you talking about?
迈尔斯县小丑 The Miles County Clown.
我 我今天看到他了 I saw- I saw him today.
听我说 Listen to me.
不 我今天真的看到他了 No, I saw him today.
- 好了 - 知道吗 我看见他了 - All right. - Okay, I saw him.
其实我什么都不想说的 And I wasn't gonna say anything
因为我知道你们肯定不会相信我 because I knew you wouldn't believe me.
好了 Okay.
他现在准备来找我们了 And he's gonna come for us.
- 不会的 甜心 不会的 - 他就要来了 - No, honey. No. - He's gonna come.
行了 All right.
我们得快点离开 只要我在这儿 我们就有危险 We have to get- As long as I'm here, we're in danger.
知道吗 我们有危险 Okay? We're in danger.
我们必须尽可能远离这儿 We have to get as far away from here as possible.
根本就没有什么迈尔斯县小丑 西恩娜 There's no Miles County Clown,Sienna.
不 那就是他 好吗 No, it was him, okay?
我看到他了 I saw him.
- 没人来找我们麻烦 - 听我说 - Nobody's coming for -Listen to me.
- 妈妈 - 别这样 - Mom. - Stop it!
你吓到盖比了 You are scaring Gabbie.
停下 Stop it!
乔纳森 Jonathan!
乔纳森 我们得打给乔纳森电话 Jonathan!We have to call Jonathan.
我会给乔纳森打电话的 I will call Jonathan.
既然他们认识乔纳森 那我们就必须通知乔纳森 现在 If they know- Jonathan, then we have to call Jonathan,
立刻 马上 right now.
嘿 格雷格姨父 Hey, Uncle Greg.
乔纳森 Jonathan.
伙计 我去 你姐姐在这边吓得不轻啊 Dude, your sister is freaking out over here, man.
她在新闻里看到了一些事 She saw something on the news,
然后就坚持要你 and she's adamant about getting you over here
尽快过来这里 as soon as possible.
她觉得你可能有危险 She thinks you're in danger.
她看到了什么 What'd she see?
她看了那则新闻 伙计 关于爆炸的 She saw the news, man, about the explosion.
听着 好像有一些人被炸了 现在她 Look, I think a few people were killed, and now she's-
听着 伙计 这太糟了 Look, dude. It's bad.
我要跟他谈谈 行吗 I need to talk to him, okay?
西恩娜 Sienna!
乔纳森 Jonathan.
哦 出事了 它出现了 你知道吗 Oh! It's happening, it's happening, okay?
你得让格雷格姨父马上来接你 You need to let Uncle Greg come and get you right now.
你现在不安全 You're not safe.
好的 我会马上过去的 Okay, I'll come over.
东西拿到了吗 Did you get it?
嗯 听到了 Yeah, I got it.
回见 See you soon.
好 Okay.
我给她吃了点助眠的药 I gave her something to help her sleep.
行 Good.
你是对的 You were right.
这事等我回来后再谈 We'll talk about it when I get back.
万事小心 Be careful.
有事打我电话 Call me if anything.
嘿 甜心 Hey, sweetie.
你还好吗 You okay?
西恩娜在哪儿 Where's Sienna?
她在睡觉 She's sleeping.
她又要回医院去了 是吗 She's gonna go back to the hospital, isn't she?
我不知道 宝贝儿 I don't know, baby.
我不想她去 I don't want her to.
可是如果她状态不好的话 那我们这么做才是对她最好的 But if she's not well, we gotta do what's best for her.
如果她说的是真的呢 What if she's right?
如果迈尔斯县小丑真的回来了呢 What if the Miles County Clown is back?
不会的 盖比 He's not, Gabs.
你很安全 You're safe.
西恩娜就是太害怕了 Sienna's just scared.
我们不会有事的 好吗 Nothing's going to happen to any of us, okay?
好好休息吧 Just get some rest.
乔纳森和爸爸马上就会到家了 Jonathan and Daddy will be back soon.
好吧 Okay.
我爱你 I love you.
我也爱你 妈妈 Love you too, mom.
救命 Help!
救救我们 Help us!
哦 米娅 不 米娅 Oh, Mia, no, Mia!
米娅 Mia!
不 No!
嘿 格雷格姨父 Hey, Uncle Greg.
乔纳森 Jonathan.
我到了 I'm here.
哪儿 我没看到你呀 Where? I don't see you.
我就停在你跟我说的地方 I'm parked right where you told me.
我在你宿舍前面 I'm in front of your dorm.
乔纳森 你听得见吗 Jonathan,can you hear me?
西西 等等 Sisi, wait a minute.
我有东西要给你 I do have something for you.
嗒哒 Ta-da!
你画好了 You drew it!
我就知道 I knew you would!
好吧 我就 我就是觉得还没准备好 Yeah, I just- I didn't think it was really ready,
但是 额 but, um...
你喜欢她吗 ...you like her?
我爱她 I love her.
她好漂亮 She's beautiful.
她是天使吗 Is she an angel?
她不仅仅是个天使 Not just an angel.
她是个战斗天使 She's an angel warrior.
你看到那把火焰之剑了吗 You see that fire sword?
这把剑拥有特殊的力量 It has special powers.
她能用这把利刃打败一切坏蛋 She can defeat any bad guy with that sword,
而那些坏蛋们根本不可能伤她分毫 and he can never hurt her.
哇哦 Wow.
她打得过爆破侠吗 Can she defeat Blaster Man?
哦 当然了 Oh, yeah.
她能打十个爆破侠 Ten Blaster Men.
太酷了 So cool.
好了 现在你该给她起个名字了 Well, now you get to name her.
我可以给她起名字吗 I can name her?
当然可以呀 Of course you can.
这就是你的角色 不是吗 It's your character, isn't it?
谢谢你 爸爸 Thanks, Dad.
不客气 宝贝儿 You're very welcome,sweetheart.
爸爸 Dad?
爸爸 Daddy?
走 Go!
爸爸 Daddy!
松手 Let go.
那是什么 What's that?
西西 我要你听我说 Sisi, I need you to listen to me.
看着我 看着我 看着我 Look. Look at me, look at me.
我一直在你身边 I am always with you.
我们要在事态变严重前 We have got to put a stop to this before
结束这一切 洁丝 it goes too far, Jess.
你对此有什么建议吗 What do you suggest we do?
我觉得我们应该立即通知医生 I think we should call the doctor immediately.
这是我们现在该做的 That's what we should do.
我不想这么做 I'm not doing that.
很明显她现在情绪很不稳定 It's obvious she's unstable.
她就是太焦虑了 She's just confused.
焦虑个毛线 Confused my ass.
拜托 Come on.
我们都不知道她会发什么疯 There's no telling what she's liable to do.
我不会在平安夜把她送回那个地方 I'm not sending her back to that place on Christmas Eve.
听我说 Listen to me.
她现在就是个危险因素 She is a danger right now.
这不光和她有关 这还和我们 我们这个家有关 Not only to herself, but to us, to our family.
我们得替盖比着想 We have to think about Gabbie.
嘘 Shh!
你小声点 Keep your voice down.
我不想西恩娜听到这些 I don't want Sienna to hear us.
哦 我根本不在乎她听不听得到 Oh, I don't give a fuck if she hears us or not.
就目前的情况来看 你知道 As a matter of fact,you know what I think
我们该对西恩娜怎么做才好 we should do to Sienna?
我想我们应该上楼 然后趁她睡着把她憋死 I think we should go upstairs and smother her in her sleep.
这样我们就解放了 Then we'd be free.
从她这坨烂狗屎中解脱了 Free from her bullshit.
解脱 Free...
解脱 解脱 解脱 解脱 解脱 Free, free, free, free, free...
解脱 Free!
疯婆子 Crazy lady!
你在这个家里对你自己和每个人 You're a danger to yourself and everyone else
都他妈是个祸害 in this fucking house.
颠婆 Crazy lady!
发烂 发臭 Crazy! Crazy!
盖比 Gabbie!
笑一个 婊子 Cheese, bitch.
茄子 Cheese.
给妈咪 To Mommy.
爱你的 盖比 Love, Gabbie.
试试看 妈咪 Try it on, Mommy.
噢 你穿着真好看 妈咪 Aww, it looks good on you, Mommy.
哈 Hah!
你要是敢惊声尖叫 我特么就把你的舌头扯出来 If you scream, I'm gonna rip your fucking tongue out.
我女儿在哪 Where's my daughter?
你对我女儿做了什么 Oh, what did you do to my daughter?
我以为你不会问这个问题的 I thought you'd never ask.
圣诞快乐 妈咪 Merry Christmas, Mommy.
嗨 盖比 Hi, Gabbie!
不 No!
嗨 妈咪 Hi, Mommy!
我们爱你 We love you.
我们想你 We miss you.
这不是我女儿 不是我女儿 That's not my daughter. That's not my daughter.
这就是 But it is!
自己的亲骨肉都不认得了吗 Can't recognize your own flesh and blood?
我给了你礼物 妈咪 I gave you a present, Mommy.
现在我要你回赠我一个 And now I want you to give me one.
回你妹 Fuck you!
不 不 No, no!
我爱你 西恩娜 I love you, Sienna.
杀了他们 Kill them both.
让他们受苦 Make them suffer.
你先来 You first.
不 不 No, no!
不不要 No, no!
不要 Stop!
不 No!
停下 Stop!
你不是救世主 You're no savior.
我会夺走你爱的一切 I'm gonna take everything you love.
然后我要占有侵蚀你漂亮的粉嫩肉体 Then I'm gonna invade that pretty pink flesh of yours.
然后把你由内到外都玩坏 And destroy you from the inside out,
就像我对这个婊子做的一样 just like I did this bitch.
但首先 我要坦白一件事 But first, I have a confession to make.
那不是盖比 That's not Gabbie.
盖比 Gabbie!
放我们走 Let me go!
- 妈妈 - 盖比 - Mom! - Gabbie!
拜托 放了我们吧 Please, just let her go.
你可以得到我 你可以拥有我 You can have me, you can have me.
我已经得到你了 I already have you.
盖比 Gabby!
我他妈要杀了你 I'll fucking kill you!
停下 Stop!
你这个残忍的混蛋 她还是个孩子 You cruel fuck, she's just a baby,
放了她 leave her alone!
不要啊 Stop.
这都是你的错 It's all your fault.
我说过那不是盖比 I told you that wasn't Gabbie.
回见 See you soon.
爱你 Love you.
乔纳森 Jonathan!
不 不 No, no!
不要 No!
我操你妈的贱货 You fucking bitch!
不 No!
就是这样 That's it!
来啊 Come on!
杀了我 杀我啊 Kill me! Kill me!
不 No!
你所爱的一切都离你而去了 Everything you love is gone.
此间希望不复在 上帝神佛也不来 There is no hope, there is no God.
放弃吧 堕落吧 Just let go!
这样你才能全身心接纳我 So you can let me in!
西恩娜 Sienna!
放开她 Let her go!
西恩娜 Sienna!
哟 你倒有的是力气和手段 是吗 Oh, you are strong, aren't you?
现在我知道你为什么是天命人了 Now I know why they chose you.
你着实爱那丫头 不是吗 You really love that one, don't you?
她在为你而战 盖比 She's fighting for you, Gabby.
她只剩下你了 You're all she's got left.
你是唯一能留住她的牵挂 And you're the only thing that's keeping her
阻止我夺舍的羁绊 from letting me in.
盖比 不 Gabby! No!
不要 No!
你他妈别碰她 Don't fucking touch her!
不 No!
我好遗憾你没能打开我的礼物 I'm sorry you didn't get to open my present.
这可不公平 That's not fair.
哪一个是你的礼物 亲爱的 Which one is yours, sweetie?
我问你话呢 I said which one?
后面有天使包装纸的那个 The one at the back with the angels.
天使 当然了 The angels, of course.
这是你自己包的吗 Did you wrap this yourself?
包得真随便 Shitty job.
想不想知道盖比给你准备了 Do you want to know what Gabbie got you
什么圣诞礼物吗 for Christmas?
想 Yes.
想不想亲手打开 Do you want to open it yourself?
想 Yes.
那就打开吧 So do it.
不 No!
够了 Enough!
你说你想打开它 You said you wanted to open it.
住手 住手 Stop it, stop it!
放开她 Let her go!
打开 Open it!
我们等着呢 We're waiting.
住手 Stop it!
放开她 Let her go!
希望你喜欢 Hope you like it.
史上最好的礼物 Best gift ever.
告诉我这滋味如何 Tell me how this tastes.
哦 盖比 Oh, Gabs!
佛祖啊 Oh, God.
上帝啊 Oh, God.
你怎么知道的 How did you know?
我打开了 I opened it.
我是个小侦探 记得吗 I'm a snoop, remember?
是的 Yeah.
趴下 Get down!
盖比 Gabbie!
来啊 混蛋 Come on, fucker!
妈咪 Mommy!
妈咪 Mommy.
妈妈 Mom!
求求你 Please!
醒醒 Wake up!
西恩娜 Sienna!
盖比 Gabbie!
西恩娜 我要掉下去了 Sienna, I'm slipping!
盖比 Gabbie!
撑住 盖比 Reach up, Gabbie!
坚持住 Hold on!
西恩娜 不行了 我坚持不住了 Sienna, I can't, I can't!
抓住 Grab on!
西恩娜 我不行了 Sienna, I can't!
你行的 宝贝 把手伸过来 Yes you can, baby, reach out!
加油 Come on!
抓住它 Grab it!
加油 宝贝儿 跟我一起努力 Come on, baby, work with me!
加油 Come on.
伸手够住它 Reach for it.
坚持住 宝贝 Hold, baby.
爬上来 Pull up!
西恩娜 我抓不住了 Sienna, I'm slipping!
上帝啊 帮帮我 Oh, God, help!
西恩娜 Sienna!
我爱你 I love you.
西恩娜 Sienna!
盖比 Gabbie!
盖比 Gabbie.
我会找到你的 I'll find you.
万暗中 All is calm
光华射 All is bright
照着圣母 Round yon virgin--
注：《第九重地狱》本片导演最早的同名短片 小丑亚特的初登场
哦 抱歉 你在看书吗 Oh, I'm sorry, are you reading a book?
下次告诉我闭嘴就好 Just tell me to shut up next time.
哦 不用 Oh, no.
没关系 It's okay.
这本书实际上比我预想的 This book is actually a lot creepier
要恐怖得多 than I anticipated.
恐怖的吗 Horror?
是的 Yeah.
我可不 额 I don't, uh...
我可不想陷入那些血腥场面 I don't get into all that blood and gore.
我更喜欢浪漫喜剧 I'm more of a rom-com guy.
《科学怪人》 Frankenstein.
那是部好电影 That's a good movie.
经典佳作 A classic.
你没事吧 美女 You ok hun?
这是个断魂圣诞节 It's a Terrifier Christmas
让恐惧充满你心穴 Let the horror fill your heart
听到脚步声了吗 那不是圣诞老爷爷 Do you hear footsteps, that's not Santa
遇见名叫亚特的快乐小丑是你的劫 It's a jolly clown named Art
迈尔斯县的血腥传奇由他写 He is a Miles County legend
让人不寒而栗的危笑有点邪 With a smile that brings on chill
在他超越自我的旅途中不停歇 On a journey to outdo himself
让我们聊聊他最近收割了几血 Let's talk his latest kill
闪亮的大眼睛见者灭 We saw your gleaming eyes
他会让你皮开肉绽骨也裂 He'll kill the flesh right off your bones
无声的笑让人心惊胆怯 And shock with a silent laugh
这是个断魂圣诞节 It's a Terrifier Christmas
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