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- MM-MMM!
WHAT A FANTASTIC DINNER WITH THE CHICKEN AND THE STUFFING AND THE
POTATOES AND -- OH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, GLAZED
CARROTS AND BACON.
- [ French accent ] AH, MERCI, MON CHER.
I'M JUST SO HAPPY TO BE AVEC ZEE WHOLE FAMILY ENSEMBLE TO ENJOY
LE CHOUCHOU AND LE FROMAGE.
[ SPEAKING FRENCH ] - YOU SAID IT!
AND IT'S WONDERFUL TO SEE MY DAUGHTERS SO FRIENDLY AGAIN WITH
THE SMILING AND THE LAUGHING AND THE BEING BEST OF FRIENDS, A
DABBA JA GIBBY DE ZANG.
- Together: THANKS, DAD.
- SAY, YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD HIT THE SPOT?
SOME NICE HOT CHOCOLATE WITH THE FRESH MARSHMALLOWS.
- I'LL -- - I'LL GET 'EM.
- [ CHUCKLING ] - HA HA HA, YOU'RE SO FUNNY.
OH, YEAH, I'M GONNA BE THE ONE LAUGHING, STUPID OLDER SISTER.
ALL RIGHT, THEN.
FRESH MARSHMALLOWS COMING RIGHT UP.
IT'S A LOT OF WORK, BUT MARSHMALLOWS ALWAYS TASTE BETTER
FRESH.
[ LAUGHING ]
[ BEEPING ]
OKAY, EVERYBODY, I'VE GOT THE MARSHMALLOWS WITH THE FLUFFINESS
AND THE YUMMINESS AND THE -- WHOA!
WHAT THE -- EEUUH!
BITTER!
MAMA, DID YOU SPILL THE HOT CHOCOLATE?
M-MAMA?
DADDY?
OH, CREE, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE NOW, GIRL?
IF THIS IS SOME KIND OF JOKE, I'M GONNA -- AAH!
H-E-E-E-E-EY!
YOW!
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] MOM!
DAD...
EVERYTHING'S SO...CHOCOLATY.
HOW COULD THIS HAVE -- I...HAFF...RETURNED?!
[ GASPS ] - WATCH OUT FOR THOSE
CHOCO-BLASTS!
WHU?!
WHOA!
- HOW ABOUT SOME HELP OVER HERE?!
- YAAAAAAAA!
WHOA!
MMM.
HEY, NUMBUH 4, THIS CHOCOLATE IS DELICIOUS!
YUM, MMM, MMMM.
- HMM.
I DON'T KNOW.
I'M NOT REALLY SUCH A FAN OF -- OOH!
[ LOUD ROARING ]
- YEIII!
- [ German accent ] WHERE IS SHE?
WHERE IS ABIGAIL LINCOLN?
- YAAAAAH!
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] W-WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH
NUMBUH 5?
- TO REPAY HER FOR THE KIND FAVOR SHE DID ME!
NOW YOU TELL ME!
- HEINRICH!
LET HIM GO.
- GLADLY.
- OW!
- IT IS YOU I WANT!
- HEINRICH, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
YOU'VE BECOME A MONSTER!
- OOH!
YOU NOTICED.
WELL, IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!
BECAUSE YOU SHOWED UP AT THE JUNGLE'S CHOCOLATE VOLCANO AND
INSISTED ON THWARTING MY GLORIOUS PLAN TO MAKE
CHOCOLATE BUNNIES FROM REAL BUNNIES,
I FELL INTO THE CHOCO-LAVA AND FUSED WITH IT!
WHEN I FINALLY CRAWLED OUT, I WAS FOREVER CHANGED.
ALL ZE BEAUTIFUL THINGS BECAME CHOCOLATY AT MY TOUCH.
IT WAS LIKE EINE DREAM COME TRUE!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ] I ACTUALLY THANKED YOU FOR WHAT
HAPPENED TO ME!
BUT MANY WEEKS LATER, I WAS TAKEN OVER WITH A MORE POWERFUL
DESIRE THAN I HAD EVER ENCOUNTERED BEFORE.
I DESPERATELY WANTED TO HAVE EINE CHEESEBURGER!
BUT WHEN I WENT TO TAKE A BITE...
CHOCOLATE!
IT WAS THE SAME WITH EVERYTHING --
FRENCH FRIES, SODA POP, SCHNAKENWURST, MAYONNAISE!
EVERYTHING BECAME CHOCOLATE!
OH, ABIGAIL.
I'M JUST EINE HOLLOW SHELL OF EINE BOY.
- OH, HEINY...
LISTEN, WHY DON'T YOU TURN YOURSELF IN
TO THE KIDS NEXT DOOR?
MAYBE OUR SCIENTISTS CAN CURE YOU.
- MAYBE.
MAYBE NOT.
BUT THAT IS NOT YOUR CONCERN, LIEBESCHEIN!
YOU SHOULD BE WORRYING ABOUT SPENDING YOUR LIFE CHOCOLATIZED!
HUH?
VERY CLEVER, MISS LINCOLN.
YOU KNOW THAT MARSHMALLOWS MAKE CHOCOLATE MESSY LIKE ZE SMORES.
BUT YOU HAVE ONLY SO MUCH MARSHMALLOWS
WHILE I AM EINE CHOCOLATE FACTORY!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ] - YAA!
EYA!
- OH, NO, YOU DON'T!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN ZE DESSERT, ABIGAIL!
- AAH!
OH, COME ON.
[ GRUNTING ] COME ON!
HUNH!
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ] WHEW!
THAT WAS NUTS!
- AND WHAT FUN IS NUTS WITHOUT CHOCOLATE?!
HU-UNH!
UH, I'LL FIGHT HER TO THE END.
- THAT'S RIGHT, HEINY!
AND IT AIN'T OVER YET!
- AAH!
YOU ARE WRONG, ABIGAIL.
THIS IS THE END.
YOU CANNOT STOP HEINRICH VON MARZIPAN!
- I WASN'T TRYING TO STOP YOU, HEINY.
I JUST NEEDED TO SLOW YOU DOWN LONG ENOUGH
FOR US TO REACH THE SUN.
- WHAT?
NEIN!
- OH, HEINY, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE ABOUT TO HAVE A MELTDOWN.
- OH, KEEP IT UP WITH THE FUNNY, LIEBESCHEIN.
UNH!
THIS ISN'T OVER!
I'M...STILL...POWERFUL!
I WILL DESTROY...YOU!
- NO...
YOU...
WON'T!
- EEEIIII!
AAH!
NEIN!
- AS NUMBUH 2 WOULD SAY, YOU CAN'T HURT ANYONE ANY-SMORE.
HA HA HA HA HA!
SECOND OFFICER'S LOG, KIDS NEXT DOOR, SECTOR "V" -- AFTER
DEFEATING HEINRICH, I SENT A CALL TO GLOBAL KIDS NEXT DOOR TO
RESCUE HIS VICTIMS, ALL OF WHOM WERE DECHOCOLATIZED UNHARMED,
EXCEPT CREE, WHO MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARED.
[ LAUGHS MISCHIEVOUSLY ]
I TRANSPORTED THE MELTED BODY OF HEINRICH
TO KIDS NEXT DOOR ARCTIC BASE,
WHERE AFTER MUCH EXPERIMENTING,
OUR SCIENTISTS MANAGED TO CURE HIM.
HE IS CURRENTLY ON ICE AT THE BASE
WHERE HE'LL STAY FOR A LONG TIME.
AND AS FOR ME,
I HAD ONE FINAL TASK BEFORE MY MISSION WAS COMPLETE.
HEINY.
- ABIGAIL.
NOT CONTENT WITH MERE VICTORY, I SEE.
YOU'VE COME HERE TO RUB IT IN MEIN FACE, HAVEN'T YOU?!
- I JUST THOUGHT I'D BRING YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING.
GIVE ME A CALL WHEN YOU'RE LESS BITTER AND A LITTLE MORE SWEET.
SEE YOU AROUND, HEINY.
- EINE...EINE...
[ GASPS ] CHEESEBURGER!
[ SNIFFS ] OH, BLESS YOU, ABIGAIL LINCOLN!
BLESS YOU!
MMM!
OH.
OH, SO GOOD.
[ GASPS ] PICKLES!
ACH, DU LIEBER!
HOW I HATE ZE PICKLES!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[ LOUD ROAR ]
- P-TOOY!
- [ GRUNTING ] [ ROARING ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ GRUNTING ]
[ ROARS ] [ CHEERS AND LAUGHTER ]
[ ROARS ] - [ CHEERING AND LAUGHING ]
- [ COUGHING ]
[ ROARING ]
[ YELPS ] [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
[ GONG RINGS ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
- YIPPER NUMBER 10, YIPPER NUMBER 20, YIPPER NUMBER 30.
NOT BAD FOR AN AFTERNOON'S WORK, HUH?
- NOT BAD AT ALL, ERNIE.
- IT'S "ERNEST"!
- HEH, HEH.
WHATEVER.
- SAY, YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT BECOMING A FULL-TIME BULLY?
I MEAN, FOR REAL-LIKE?
- NAH.
I'M JUST IN IT FOR THE SPORT.
- YEAH?
WELL, MAKE SURE YOU DON'T FORGET TONIGHT'S MATCH, SPORT.
I BET A LOT OF LUNCH MONEY ON YOU.
- I'LL BE THERE...
ERNIE!
HA HA!
- THAT'S ERNEST!
- [ WHISTLING GEORGES BIZET'S "CARMEN" ]
DUN DUN -- OOPS!
- NICE OF YOU TO JOIN US, NUMBUH 4.
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
- I WAS, UH...
I WAS...
NOWHERE?
- LIAR-PANTS!
YOU'VE BEEN COMPETING IN THE BULLY FIGHTS, HAVEN'T YOU?
- NAH.
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?
- BECAUSE YOU'RE STILL WEARING YOUR MATADOR COSTUME,
SPARKLE-BUTT.
- D'OH!
WELL, SO WHAT IF I AM?
I'M JUST BATTLING ADULTS LIKE WE ALWAYS DO.
- BATTLING ADULTS IS ONE THING.
THE BULLY FIGHTS ARE SOMETHING ELSE.
- YEAH, THE ADULTS WE FIGHT ARE EVIL.
WE DON'T TRAP THEM AND GET THEM ALL HOPPED UP ON CAFFEINE LIKE
THE BULLIES DO.
THOSE ADULTS ARE BARELY HUMAN BY THE TIME THEY GET INTO THAT
RING.
- AH, YOU GUYS ARE SUCH WIMPS!
YOU'RE WORSE THAN MY DAD!
- WHETHER YOU AGREE WITH US OR NOT, YOU'RE STILL A KIDS NEXT
DOOR OPERATIVE, AND YOUR DUTIES TO THE TEAM COME FIRST.
WE NEED TO BE AT FULL STRENGTH TO BATTLE THE INSIDIOUS SOCCER
MOM'S EVIL NIGHT-GAME RECRUITMENT.
ONCE AGAIN, SHE'LL BE FORCING INNOCENT KIDS TO PRACTICE SOCCER
24/7.
- UM, DID YOU SAY "NIGHT GAME"?
AS IN TONIGHT GAME?
- YES.
NIGHT GAMES ARE TRADITIONALLY PLAYED AT NIGHT.
IS THAT A PROBLEM FOR YOU?
- UM...UH...
NO!
OF COURSE NOT!
- GOOD.
NOW, ENOUGH OF THIS CHATTER.
I WANT PREFLIGHT AND MISSION PREPPED BY 1900.
LET'S MOVE, PEOPLE!
[ ALL SHOUTING ] - OHH!
WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE TONIGHT?
- START THE FIGHT!
START THE FIGHT!
- OHH.
WHERE IS THAT LITTLE PUNK?
HE BETTER NOT COP OUT ON ME TONIGHT.
- WE'RE COMING UP ON THE SOCCER FIELD.
- GOOD. NUMBUH 5, ANY READINGS YET?
- I'M PICKING UP A WHOLE MESS OF ACTIVITY DOWN THERE.
IT'S GOT TO BE SOCCER MOM.
- ALL RIGHT, TEAM.
THIS IS IT.
I DON'T WANT TO SEE ANYBODY ACTING LIKE A COWBOY OUT THERE
TONIGHT.
WE PLAY IT BY THE BOOK.
PLAN DELTA-FELTA.
- [ SHOUTING ] - REPORT!
- SOCCER BALLS!
LOTS AND LOTS OF SOCCER BALLS!
- NUMBUH 2, EVASIVE ACTION!
NUMBUH 4, GET OUR DEFENSE GRID UP!
NUMBUH 4?
- AAH!
NUMBUH 4's A DUMMY!
- TELL ME ABOUT IT.
- BUTTER UP, GUYS, 'CAUSE WE'RE TOAST!
- [ SCREAMING ] - FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
- THERE YOU ARE!
WHERE THE CRUD HAVE YOU BEEN?!
THEY'RE READY TO RIOT OUT THERE!
- STOW IT, ERNIE.
I'M HERE, AREN'T I?
- NOW, LISTEN, YOU LOUSY RUNT, YOU GET IN THERE AND GIVE THOSE
PEOPLE THE FIGHT OF THEIR LIVES!
OR SO HELP ME, I'LL -- - YOU'LL WHAT?
- JUST GET IN THERE!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
- ALL RIGHT, YOU CAFFEINATED CREEP,
LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON -- [ GASPS ]
- [ GRUNTING ] - DAD?!
- [ GRUNTING ] - DAD!
HOW COULD THEY DO THIS TO YOU?!
- [ ROARING ] - DAD, IT'S ME!
- [ GRUNTING ] - IT'S YOUR SON, DAD!
DAD!
- [ GRUNTING ] - DAD, IT'S ME!
IT'S ME, DAD!
DAD, YOU'VE GOT TO SNAP OUT OF IT!
- OW!
SON?
WHERE ARE WE?
AND WHY ARE YOU WEARING GIRL'S CLOTHES?
- IT'S A MATADOR'S COSTUME, DAD.
WE'RE AT THE BULLY FIGHTS, AND YOU'RE THE BULL!
- FIGHTS?
WHY WOULD I WANT TO FIGHT YOU?
I LOVE YOU, SON.
- I KNOW, DAD.
I KNOW.
- COME ON, MAN.
DO SOMETHING!
HIT SOMEBODY!
[ ALL SHOUTING ] - ARE YOU GUYS FIGHTING OR
DANCING?
- COME ON, DAD.
WE'RE GOING HOME!
- SORRY TO HEAR THAT, KID.
NEVER FIGURED YOU FOR THE TYPE TO LOSE HIS NERVE.
- MY FRIENDS WERE RIGHT.
THIS WHOLE THING IS SICK!
- TOUGH!
YOU BOOKED FOR A FIGHT, AND ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, YOU'RE GONNA
GIVE ME ONE.
- PFF!
YOU CAN'T TAKE ME!
- HA!
I DON'T HAVE TO.
- GET HIM!
- GOOD POINT.
SEE YA!
- [ SHOUTING ] - HUN-UGH!
- WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, IT IS WEDGIE TIME, KID!
- QUICK, DAD!
WHERE'S THE EXIT IN HERE?
- THERE IS NO EXIT!
WE'VE BEEN LOCKED IN HERE ALL DAY.
WE ALL SIGNED UP FOR A "HOW TO BE A BETTER DAD" SEMINAR, BUT IT
WASN'T A SEMINAR.
IT WAS A TRAP!
THEY PUMPED US FULL OF COFFEE UNTIL WE WERE CONFUSED, ANGRY,
CRAZY ENOUGH TO CHARGE ANYTHING, EVEN OUR OWN KIDS.
- OH, DAD!
- [ GRUNTING ] - DAD, I'VE GOT AN IDEA!
- CHARGE!
- [ SHOUTING ]
- RETREAT!
- [ ROARING ] - YEE-HAW!
- MAYDAY.
MAYDAY.
THIS IS NUMBUH 5 OF SECTOR "V" REQUESTING ASSISTANCE.
- QUIET!
DO NOT INTERRUPT FREE-KICK DRILL!
OR INSTEAD OF HAVING THE PRIVILEGE OF BEING THE NET, YOU
CAN BE THE BALL LIKE YOUR MISERABLE FRIEND!
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WORSE -- GETTING KICKED IN THE FACE OR
THE HUMILIATION.
[ WHISTLE BLOWS ] - OKAY, WHO'S FIRST?
- [ Crying ] I DON'T WANNA KICK THE BALL IN THE FACE!
- [ Sobbing ] I WANT MY DADDY!
- OH, WONDERFUL!
BE A BUNCH OF SISSIES!
YOU WILL NEVER, EVER WIN THE COUNTRY-WIDE FOURTH-GRADE
INTERLEAGUE SEMIFINALS THAT WAY!
BUT I GUESS IT DOESN'T MATTER TO YOU BABIES!
GO PLAY WITH YOUR RAINBOW MONKEYS!
I'LL GO FIRST!
[ MUTTERING ] [ RUMBLING ]
WHAT THE -- - [ SHOUTING ]
- AAAAAAH!
[ Mumbling ] UH, MINIVAN...
[ CHEERING ] - ALL RIGHT, I ADMIT I GOOFED
UP DOING ALL THAT CRUDDY BULLY FIGHTING, BUT SAVING ALL THE
DADS PLUS YOU GUYS MAKES UP FOR IT, RIGHT?
- WELL...
I GUESS SO, SPORT.
BUT JUST BARELY.
- HEY, SOMEBODY LEFT A SOCCER BALL!
IT'S BEETLES IN THE CLEAR.
IT'S BEETLES FOR THE GOAL!
HE SHOOTS...
- OW!
- WHAT DO YOU SAY, SON?
ONCE MORE, JUST FOR OLD TIME'S SAKE?
- SURE THING, DAD!
HA HA HA, TORO!
- GRRR!
- TORO, TORO!
- [ GRUNTING ] - HAH, HO!
TORO, TORO!
- I'M COMING FOR YOU NOW!
I SEE RED!
BE CAREFUL!
I'M GONNA -- - AAH!
- IT'S WEDGIE TIME, KID!