♪谢谢你朋友♪ ♪Thank you for being a friend♪
♪陪伴我走过人生的路♪ ♪Traveled down the road and back again♪
♪你是真心的♪ ♪Your heart is true♪
♪你是老友和知己♪ ♪You're a pal and a confidante♪
♪如果你开了一个派对♪ ♪And if you threw a party♪
♪邀请所有你认识的人♪ ♪Invited everyone you knew♪
♪你可以看到 最好的礼物是我送的♪ ♪You would see the biggest gift would be from me♪
♪礼物上的卡片上将写着♪ ♪And the card attached would say♪
♪谢谢你是我的朋友♪ ♪"Thank you for being a friend"♪
翻译 夏夏 冬冬 碧油妖
校对 渣渣
为什么倒霉事总让我碰上? Why do these things always happen to me?
我不行了 我不知道该怎么做 I'm just a wreck.I don't know what I'm gonna do!
Blanche 每天早上都要这样 Blanche, we go through this every morning.
承认吧 你有赘肉 Now admit it, you have cellulite.
我不是在说赘肉 当然我也没有 I am not talking about cellulite... which I don't have.
我是在说我女儿Janet I'm talking about my daughter Janet.
我刚挂完电话 I just got off the phone with her.
她的婚姻出了些问题 She's having marital troubles.
Blanche 我很抱歉 Oh, Blanche, I'm so sorry.
不过他们决定尝试去解决 But they've decided to try and work things out,
所以他们打算去夏威夷度第二次蜜月 so they're going to Hawaii for a second honeymoon.
听起来他们确实是要解决问题 Sounds like they're trying to work it out.
那你为什么烦心呢 Why are you upset?
你没听到吗 她有赘肉 Don't you listen? She has cellulite.
那是美人窝 Those are dimples.
-我脸上这才叫美人窝 -妈 - Dimples are on these cheeks! - Ma!
我烦心是因为他们要去夏威夷待两周 I am upset because while they're in Hawaii for two weeks,
然后让我带我那14岁的外孙 they're leaving my 14-year-old grandson with me!
Blanche 这是个好消息啊 Oh, Blanche, that's wonderful news!
为什么 你不该烦心啊 Why, you shouldn't be upset.
不 是我该烦心 No, I should be upset.
有个14岁的孩子在 How am I supposed to study
我怎么准备法语期末考试 for my French final with a 14-year-old in the house?
有个80岁的已经够烦了 It's hard enough with an 80-year-old.
-你是说我? -当然不是 妈 - Are you referring to me? - Of course not, Ma.
我是说Cary Grant I'm referring to Cary Grant. 【注: Cary Grant, 美国电影演员, 生于1904年】
他就住在杂物间 He's living in the broom closet.
嘿 那是Blanche的外孙 我们应该照顾家人 Hey, it's Blanche's grandson. We do for family.
你说得对 你说得对 是我自私了 You're right. Ma.You're right. I'm just being selfish.
-可能不会太糟糕 -嗯 我想不会吧 - Oh, it probably won't be too bad. - No, I suppose not.
但这两周我们要带他干什么呢 But whatever will we do with him for two weeks?
这儿有很多事可以做呀 There are plenty of things to do down here.
我们可以带他去迪士尼乐园 We can take him to Disneyworld,
水族馆 大沼泽地 Rambo the Seaquarium, the Everglades, Rambo...
-Rambo? -史泰龙的电影 - Rambo? - The movie with Sly Stallone.
我看了两遍 你一定会喜欢的 I sat through it twice.You'll love it!
他大汗淋漓 还不穿上衣 He sweats like a pig and he doesn't put his shirt on!
这样不行 我才不会让出我的房间 It's not gonna work.I'm not sharing my room.
妈 妈 我也不喜欢这样安排 Oh Ma, Ma... I'm not thrilled with the arrangement either.
但是这两周David在 我们先凑合着吧 But for the two weeks that David is here,we'll make do.
当然 你说起来当然轻松啦 Sure, it's easy for you.
我又不打鼾 I'm not the one who snores.
我不打鼾 I do not snore.
拜托! 我敢说Ernest Borgnine都不会发出那么恶心的声音! Please! I'll bet less disgusting noises come out of Ernest Borgnine! 【注: Ernest Borgnine, 美国演员, 1912年生】
我刚为David准备好一份特别的礼物 I just fixed a special treat for David.
是以前我给儿子 It's the same little after-school snack
做的课后零食 三层三明治 I used to make for my own son -a triple-decker BLT,
一份丰盛的自制土豆沙拉 a hearty helping of homemade potato salad,
还有一大块双份巧克力软糖蛋糕 and a great big slice of double chocolate fudge cake.
他放学后要去哪儿? 上电椅? Oh, where was he going after school? The electric chair?
姑娘们 Oh, girls!
怎么啦? David呢? What's the matter? Where's David?
我不知道他在哪儿 他不在飞机上 I don't know where he is.He wasn't on the plane.
来吧 Dorothy Come on, Dorothy.
我来帮你把你的东西搬回你房间 I'll help you move your things back to your room.
妈 拜托 Oh, Ma. Please!
来吧 Blanche 现在冷静一下 冷静一下 Come on, Blanche. Now calm down, calm down.
他可能没赶上飞机 任何人都可能碰上这种事 He probably missed the plane.It can happen to anyone.
有次我没赶上飞机 一辆火车 I missed a plane once. And a train...
Rose 你错过的东西多了去了 Rose, you miss a lot of things.
他上飞机了 我和航空公司确认过了 He got on the plane all right. I checked with the airline.
那你们可能刚好在机场错过了 You probably just missed each other at the airport.
Dorothy 从第一个乘客下飞机开始 Dorothy, I was standing there at the gate
我就站在门口 from the moment the first passenger got off.
我传呼了他 还跟机场保安确认了 I paged him. I checked with airport security.
甚至都报警了 I called the police.
*门铃声 *doorbell
噢 Oh.
-David David -外婆 - David! Oh, David! - Grandma!
-是你家孩子吗 -亲爱的 发生了什么 - Is this your kid? - Honey, what happened to you?
不是我的错 我发誓 It wasn't my fault, I promise.
飞机在迈阿密降落时 He stowed away in the airplane lavatory
他藏在飞机上的洗手间 when they landed in Miami
他们在自由港的免税店 and the authorities picked him up
找到了他 in the duty-free shop in Freeport.
-你去了巴哈马? -我就去了趟卫生间 - You went to the Bahamas? - I went to the bathroom!
谁知道 我就在巴哈马了 The next thing I know, I'm in the Bahamas.
我想既然我已经在那儿了 I figured while I was there,
可以给你和你的朋友们 I'd buy some perfume for you and your friends
在免税店买些香水 in the duty-free shop.
-David -我会看着他的 女士 - David. - I'd keep an eye on this one, lady.
我都不知道该怎么感谢你了 警官 Oh, I don't know how to thank you, officer.
但我还是想感谢你 But I would like to try.
我周二通常都会在沃利的欢乐时光 I'm usually at Wally's for happy hour on Tuesdays.
Blanche! Blanche!
-女士 -拜拜 - Ma'am. - Bye.
David 我得和你好好谈谈 David. I ought to give you a good talking-to,
但是你没事我真的很高兴 but I'm just so glad you're all right,
我可以忽略这次小事故 I'm willing to overlook this little incident.
来吧 给你介绍一下我的朋友们 Come on, I want you to meet my friends.
你好 David 我是Dorothy 这是Rose Hello, David. I'm Dorothy. This is Rose.
-你好 David -在忙什么? - Hello, David. - Hey, what's happening?
这是Sophia 我们都非常期待见到你 This is Sophia. Oh, we've just been so anxious to meet you!
要是你们相信巴哈马的说法 我就信你 Yeah, I'll believe that if you believe the Bahamas story.
你知道嘛 David 我也去过巴哈马 You know, David, I went to the Bahamas once.
是吗 是尼娜号 平塔号 还是圣玛利亚号? Oh, yeah? Was it on the Nina, the Pinta, or the Santa Maria? 【哥伦布发现新大陆时用的三艘船】
是一架DC-10 我觉得它没有名字 It was a DC-10. I don't think it had a name. 【注: DC-10, 一种客机, 现已停产】
是的 有趣 Rose Yeah, that's very funny, Rose.
我要去找点东西吃 Yeah, I'm gonna grab a bite to eat.
我在街角路过一家汉堡店 I passed this burger joint around the corner.
那边应该有一些孩子 Looked like there might be some kids there.
但是 David 等一下 你才到 Oh, but David, wait a minute.You just got here.
我真希望你留下来 I'd really prefer you to stay.
我为你准备了一份特别的晚餐 David I planned a special meal for you, David.
明天吧 我喜欢吃剩饭剩菜 Tomorrow. I love leftovers.
好吧 你什么时候回来 Well, what time will you be back?
很难说 Hard to say.
取决于迈阿密的朋友们想聚会到什么时候 It depends how late the guys from Miami Vice want to party.
晚点见 Later!
好吧 我真不敢相信 Well, I don't believe that!
但我能期待什么呢 毕竟他爸是个北方佬 But then what can I expect? His father's a Yankee.
我想我该给他一些钱 I guess I should've given him some money.
-你该给他一巴掌 -妈 - You should've given him a smack. - Ma.
我不主张打孩子 I don't believe in hitting children.
就我个人而言 我喜欢用挖球器揍小孩儿 Personally, I like to lay into a kid with a melon baller.
轻重合适 手感很好 It's got a nice weight, good balance in the hand.
还便携 And it's portable.
我父亲要惩罚我们的话 My father used to punish us
会把我们送到牛奶场去给Alice挤奶 by sending us to the dairy barn to milk Alice.
那有什么好怕的呢 Well, what's so terrible about that?
你必须在凳子上给Alice挤奶 You had to milk Alice sitting on a stool.
我还以为你本来就坐在凳子上挤奶 I thought you always milked a cow sitting on a stool.
不 不 是Alice必须坐在凳子上 No, no. Alice had to sit on a stool.
你知道 它身上发生过一场严重的耕田事故 You see, she was involved in this nasty plowing accident.
那是春耕的季节 It was during spring planting
我爸把她拴到犁上 and Daddy had hitched her up to the plow
因为可怜的老Toby发高烧聋了 'cause poor old Toby had gotten a fever and gone deaf...
Rose Rose Rose 亲爱的 先别讲 Rose, Rose, Rose... Sweetheart, save the story.
David回来后 讲给他 这就是对他的惩罚 When David comes back, tell him. That can be his punishment.
-妈 你在干嘛 -生活 原谅我 - Ma, what are you doing? - Living. Pardonnez-moi.
有噪音我就学习不进去了 I just can't study with the noise!
好 我停止呼吸 Fine, I'll stop breathing.
David来之后 我就没有学习过了 我的考试 Look, I haven't... I haven't studied since David arrived. My test is...
我的考试就在两周后 我不想搞砸了 My test is in two weeks and I do not want to blow it.
-你会过的 你会过的 -我不只想过 我想得A - You'll pass. You'll pass. - I don't want to pass. I want an A.
你还和小学时一样 -得A You're the same as you were in grade school. - A's.
你总是一定要得A You always had to get an A.
你哥哥认为书是用来坐的 You're brother thought a book was to sit on.
你总是一定要得A You always had to get an A.
-晚安 -晚安 妈 - Good night. - Good night, Ma.
如果我的呼吸打扰到你 把枕头放在我脸上 If I breathe and it bothers you, put a pillow over my face.
吵闹声这么大 我怎么睡得着 How could I sleep with that racket?
-什么吵闹声 -你的铅笔 - What racket? - Your pencil.
-我的铅笔? -你写得太用力了 - My pencil? - You're pressing too hard.
快把我弄疯了 It's making me crazy!
我投降 I give up.
-看着我 -干嘛 - Look at me. - What?
-你要感冒了 -不 我不会的 - You're getting a cold. - No, I'm not.
是的 你会 明天你会感冒 Yes, you are. Tomorrow, you'll have a cold.
这是什么 猫女的诅咒? What is this? The curse of the catwoman?
我是个母亲 我懂这些事 I'm a mother, I know these things.
-晚安 妈 -晚安 - Goodnight, Ma. - Goodnight.
什么气味 What's that smell?
我什么也没闻到 I don't smell anything.
你是不是抹了什么东西 Are you wearing something?
膝盖抹了点止疼药 A little Bengay on my knees. 【注: Bengay, 外用止疼药, 通常用来缓解轻微的关节疼痛】
胸前抹了点薄荷脑 A little Vicks on my chest. 【注: Vicks, 一种薄荷脑搽剂, 搽在胸前能使感冒者呼吸通畅】
脖子上抹了点按摩膏 A little Deep Heat on my neck. 【注: Deep Heat, 速效深度热疗按摩膏】
你在做什么 把你自己腌一腌 就能活到100岁了? What are you trying to do, pickle yourself so you'll live to be 100?
好吧 我擦掉 明天我就坐轮椅 Fine, I'll wipe it off. Tomorrow, I'll be in a wheelchair.
-晚安 妈 -晚安 - Goodnight, Ma. - Goodnight.
再继续下去 我就变成晕海宁了 Keep it up, I'll be the Dramamine. 【注: Dramamine, 晕海宁, 一种治疗运动病的药物】
我在试着让自己舒服点 I'm trying to get comfortable.
我不行 太舒服就醒不了了 Not me. You get too comfortable, you don't wake up!
-晚安 妈 -晚安 - Goodnight, Ma. - Goodnight.
-妈 -干嘛 - Ma. - What?
-那个声音 -什么声音 - That noise. - What noise?
你用你的鼻子和喉咙发出的声音 The noise you're making with your nose and throat.
我后鼻滴涕 I got a postnasal drip.
你要我怎么办 被痰呛死? What would you like me to do, drown in phlegm?
-晚安 妈 -晚安 - Good night, Ma. - Good night.
自从我长大后 我们就没一起睡过了 You know, we haven't slept together since I was a little girl.
谢天谢地 Thank God.
过去每当我做关于熊的梦 我就钻进你的被窝 I used to get into your bed whenever I had that dream about the bear.
-是啊 那个关于熊的梦 -我讨厌那个梦 - Yeah. The bear dream. - I hated that dream.
一只熊要吃了你 有什么好喜欢的? A bear is eating you. What's to love?
那时你可真可爱 叫醒我时总是特别有礼貌 You were so cute. You were always so polite when you woke me.
"妈咪 我做噩梦了 我能进来吗" "Mommy, I'm having a bad dream. Could I come in?"
和你在一起 感觉真安全 I felt so safe with you.
听着 你三岁的时候 我也感觉和你在一起很安全 Listen, I felt safe with you when you were three.
你闻起来总是有午夜巴黎香水的味道 And you always used to smell from Midnight in Paris perfume.
比现在好闻 是吧 Better than this, huh?
-那时肯定很好 -现在也好 - It sure was nice. - It still is.
-晚安 妈 -晚安 小猫咪 - Goodnight, Ma. - Goodnight, pussycat.
这是在干嘛 What's going on out here?
David 我说 这到底是在干嘛 David, I... I said, what in the world is going on here?
我还以为你已经睡了 I thought you were in bed!
我睡不着 所以我出去买了个比萨 I couldn't sleep, so I went out and got a pizza.
交了些朋友 我们决定开一场派对 Made a few friends and we decided to have a party.
David 现在不是很方便 毕竟凌晨2点了 David, this is an inconvenience. I mean, it is 2:00 in the morning.
现在请 请你的 Now please, ask your fr...
朋友离开 ...friends to leave.
别这样 姑娘们 放松 放轻松 Come on, girls. Relax, loosen up!
人生太短 尤其对你们来说 Hey, life's too short. Especially for you guys.
-David -我去拿挖球器 - David! - I'll get the melon baller.
别生气 女士们 别让你的弹力护腿袜打结了 Take it easy, ladies. Don't get your support hose in a knot.
够了 派对结束了 所有人 出去 出去 That does it! The party is over! Everybody out, out!
不是你 出去 真是个愉快的夜晚 Not you. Out! It's really been lovely.
如果任何东西丢了 And if anything is missing,
我会把你们的名字给城市里每一个警察 I will give your names to every narc in this city.
David 把这烂摊子打扫干净 去睡觉 David, clean up this mess, then go to bed.
为什么你们不自己打扫 Why don't you clean up the mess yourself?
有什么大不了的 我们只是在找乐子 I mean, what's the big deal? We were just having some fun.
你知道刚刚被扔出去的是我的朋友啊 You know that those happen to be my friends you just threw out?
你们知道吗 这真的很糟糕 You know, this really stinks.
接下来的两周我应该做什么 What am I supposed to do for the next two weeks,
就闲坐 听着你们的动脉硬化 just sit around and listen to your arteries harden?
你闭嘴 You stop that!
你知道吗 You know something?
我对你的态度很不满 I am having a real problem with your attitude!
真的吗 你们就只配我这种态度了 Oh, really? Well, you can all just kiss my attitude!
妈 Ma.
你们不让我拿挖球器 我只能即兴发挥了 Well, you wouldn't let me get the melon baller, so I improvised.
你们意大利人就只会责骂和殴打吗 Is that all you Italians know how to do, scream and hit?
不 我们还知道怎样做爱和唱歌剧 No, we also know how to make love and sing opera.
妈妈 你没有权力打他 Mommy, you had no right to hit him.
Blanche 对不起 她不该那么做 Oh, Blanche, I... I'm so sorry. She should not have done that.
我得和David谈谈 我感觉很糟 I have to go talk to David. I feel just awful about this.
这就像是 漫长一天的光之旅 This is like The Long Day's Journey Into Light.
-是夜之旅 Rose -晚安 Dorothy - Night. Rose. - Night, Dorothy.
David 你还好吗 David, are you all right?
嗯 我很好 Yeah, I'm fine.
只是还没人打过我 It's just that nobody ever hit me before.
我觉得我该回家了 I think I should go home.
亲爱的 你不能回家 家里没人照顾你 Honey, you can't go home. There's nobody there to take care of you.
没关系 我情愿自己待着 也不愿和你在一起 困在这里 That's OK. I'd rather be there alone than trapped here with you.
另外 我能照顾我自己 Besides, I can take care of myself.
我已经照顾自己很长时间了 I've been doing it long enough.
你什么意思 What do you mean?
妈妈和爸爸只会争吵 All Mom and Dad ever do is fight.
他们根本不关心我的存在 They don't even know I exist.
你跟他们说过你的感受吗 Have you tried telling them how you feel?
-他们不会听 -我在听 - They wouldn't listen. - I'm listening.
只是因为他们把我甩给你 你觉得你必须这么做 Only because they dumped me on you and you feel you have to.
-不 David -你不必这么做 - No, David. - You don't have to!
让我一个人待着 Just leave me alone!
"修剪树篱 剪草坪 粉刷院子里的家具 "Trim the hedges, mow the lawn, paint the patio furniture,
洗窗户 倒垃圾 清洗假牙盒子" wash the windows, clean out the garage, scrub the denture cup."
是我加的 我讨厌干这个 I added that. I hate doing it.
这太多了 我不能让他做这个 This is too much. I can't ask him to do this.
你当然可以 Of course you can.
懒惰的双手是魔鬼的工厂 Idle hands are the devil's workshop.
天啊 我希望那句话是我说的 God, I wish I'd said that.
我不明白做这些杂活怎么能让他感觉到被爱 I don't see how doing all these chores is gonna make him feel loved.
听着 Blanche Look, Blanche,
David生命中最缺的东西就是有组织 the one thing that David has never had in his life is structure.
做家务能让他有一点责任感 Doing chores will give him a little responsibility.
他甚至可能开始对自己感觉良好 He might even start feeling good about himself.
然后开始讨厌我 如果我让他做这些事的话 And start hating me if I ask him to do all this!
听着 Blanche 你要做对David来说最好的事 Now, listen, Blanche, you do what is best for David,
而不是对你来说最简单的事 not what is easiest for you.
是啊 在农场我们都会做些杂事的 无论男孩女孩 Yeah, we had chores on the farm. And boys and girls.
我们完成后 And, when we finished,
会非常有成就感 we had such a feeling of accomplishment.
我们要喂鸡 We had to feed the chickens,
喂猪 铲粪 slop the hogs, muck the stalls.
拜托 我在吃东西呢 Please, I'm trying to eat here!
等做完那些 And after I finished all that,
我还要照顾我的独眼猪 Larry I still had to take care of Larry, my one-eyed pig.
你们家到底是干什么的 What did you people do,
开了个残疾动物农场吗 run a farm for handicapped animals?
但是你在乡村长大 David是城里的男孩子 But you grew up in the country. David's a city boy.
打住 Blanche 得了吧 Oh, wait now, Blanche, come on.
我来自纽约 我也做家务啊 I'm from New York. I did chores.
我铺床 洗碗 I made the beds, I washed the dishes,
刷壶 打扫卫生间 scoured the pots, cleaned the bathroom,
叠衣服 倒垃圾 folded the laundry, took out the garbage.
我的天 你上的是军事学校吗 My, my. Did you attend a military school?
才不是 她和我住一起 No, she lived with me.
-在西西里 孩子也做家务吗 -你在开玩笑吗 - Did they have chores in Sicily? - Are you kidding?
在西西里 他们专门制造麻烦事 They invented chores in Sicily.
在西西里 过马路的时候能不怀孕 Crossing the street without getting pregnant
都是一种麻烦 was a chore in Sicily.
- Rose 千万别提西西里 -哦 - Rose, never mention Sicily. - Oh...
好像我小时候 从来不需要做任何事 I guess when I was little, I didn't have to do anything.
而我用同样的方式养大了我的女儿 And I raised my daughter the same way.
所以David成了现在这个样子 So that's why David is the way he is now.
所以都是我的错 So it's all my fault!
Blanche 你不能因为David而责怪自己 Oh, now, Blanche. You can't blame yourself for David.
你说得对 这是我妈妈的错 You're right. It's my mother's fault.
我现在就把这个清单给David I am gonna give this list to David
然后亲眼看他立刻开始 and see that he starts right away.
我还是不明白 How is it possible
为何在西西里过马路都能怀孕呢 to get pregnant in Sicily just by crossing the street?
-基安蒂红葡萄酒太便宜 街道又太窄 -哦 - Cheap Chianti and narrow streets. - Oh... 【注: Chianti, 基安蒂, 是一种产于意大利基安蒂地区的红葡萄酒】
你要是愿意等几分钟 If you wait a couple of minutes,
我可以给你做些三明治 I'll make you some sandwiches.
-你要去哪儿 -我不知道 - Where you going? - I don't know.
你要怎么去 How you getting there?
-坐公交车 -我明白了 - I'll take a bus. - I see.
等公交车把你送到那个不知道哪儿的地方后 And when the bus gets to you-don't-know-where,
-你打算做什么 -找一份工作 - what will you do then? - Get a job.
-真的吗 -是啊 - Really? - Yeah.
什么工作 国务卿? As what, Secretary of State?
我要走了 I gotta go.
所以你准备临阵脱逃 对吧 So you're just gonna wimp out, huh?
-我不是临阵脱逃 -那你现在的行为叫什么 - I'm not wimping out. - What do you call this?
为什么我要待在这里 做那些无聊的破事 Why should I stay here when I got all this crappy stuff to do?
再说 反正没有人喜欢我 And no one likes me anyway.
小伙子 首先有件事你得知道 You know, first of all, buddy boy,
人生本来就充满了无聊的破事 life is full of crappy stuff to do.
它无处不在 所以你最好早点习惯这一点 It's everywhere, so you better get used to it.
就算是总统也有无聊的破事要做 The President has crappy stuff to do.
其次 你外婆碰巧喜欢你 Second of all, your grandmother happens to like you.
我妈妈也喜欢你 My mother likes you.
要不是她真的在乎一个人 否则她绝不会动手 She doesn't hit anyone unless she really cares.
相信我 Take it from me.
并且我刚好也喜欢你 And I happen to like you.
-我的人生烂透了 -我知道 - My life stinks. - I know.
你家里情况很糟 确实烂透了 Things are tough at home and that really does stink.
但你可以选择 But you have a choice.
你可以选择挺过去 也可以选择被它打倒 You can tough it out or you can let it beat you.
但现在你在这里 But right now you're here,
不一定会烂透 and this doesn't have to stink.
如果你留下 认真做好每件事 And if you stay and work at it and everything turns out,
当家里真的烂透了的时候 you'll have a place to visit
你就有个地方可以去了 when the things at home really get to stink.
但我也不能 随时想来就来吧 I just can't, like, come here whenever.
你当然可以 随时想来就来 You can just, like, come here whenever.
好吧 我不介意园艺 Well, I don't mind the gardening.
但是 我真的讨厌打扫卫生 But it's, like, the vacuuming I hate.
-那个感觉是女孩做的 -好吧 这个我们可以再商量 - That's, like, for girls. - Well, we can renegotiate.
我可以打扫卫生 如果你 喜欢学习英语的话 I'll do the vacuuming if you’ll, like, learn English.
来吧 我给你做点吃的 Come on, I'll fix you something to eat.
各位 注意了 All right, now, attention, everyone.
我想敬酒 I want to propose a toast.
敬Dorothy Zbornak 在法语班得了A To Dorothy Zbornak, who got an A in her French class,
证明老狗确实也能学会新招式 proving that you can teach an old dog new tricks.
如果谁知道新招式的话 -妈 - And if anyone knows about tricks... - Ma!
谢谢 女士们 以及这位先生 Thank you, ladies and gentleman.
或者我应该说 谢谢我的朋友们 Or should I say, merci beaucoup. mes amies.
哦 天呐 真是太厉害了 Oh, my, that was impressive!
珍·古道尔曾教会一只猩猩跳伦巴 Jane Goodall once taught an ape to rhumba 【注: Jane Goodal, 珍·古道尔, 国际知名动物行为学家】
那才叫厉害 that's impressive!
我也想敬一杯酒 Now, I would like to propose a toast.
敬David 过去的一个星期 To David, who in the past week
他已经证明他是个好孩子了 has proven that he is one damn good kid.
听听 听听 Hear, hear.
这里真的挺有意思的 You know, it's really been interesting.
我被打 做了家务 I got hit, did chores,
还知道了所有残疾动物 learned all about handicapped animals.
总之 还挺不错的 All in all, it hasn't been half-bad.
你们如果不介意的话 And if it's all right with you,
我想一直住在这里 I wouldn't mind living here full-time.
我要和你父母商量一下才可以 I would certainly have to discuss that with your parents.
老爸老妈会同意的 Oh, Mom and Dad will say yes.
他们会和我一样高兴 They'll be as happy with the idea as I am.
我去拿些冰淇淋 Well, I'm gonna get some ice cream.
等等 我给你看看我珍藏的好东西 Wait up! I'll show you where I hide the good stuff.
快给他妈打电话 Call his mother!
Blanche 我们该怎么办 Blanche, what are we gonna do?
你们觉得我应该给他妈妈打电话吗 Do you think I should call his mother?
-我真心认为你应该打 -好吧 我打 - I really think you should. - All right, I will.
我不想把他送回那个不开心的家 I don't want to send him back to an unhappy home,
但我们都是老奶奶了 but we're grandmothers.
都这么老了还要养孩子 It wouldn't be fair to be this old
真是不公平 and have to raise children.
你好 宝贝 是我 妈妈 Hello, baby, it's Mama!
我挺好的 亲爱的 Well, I'm fine, honey, I'm just fine.
我给你打电话是想谈David的事 I'm calling you about David.
不 他挺好的 No, he's fine.
事实是 他在这里很高兴 Janet Matter of fact, he's so happy here, Janet, that...
我想把他留下来亲自抚养 ...I've decided to keep him and raise him myself.
你听到了 You heard me.
他说 Well, he says that
你和Michael大部分时间都在争吵 you and Michael spend so much time arguing,
根本没时间陪他 that you don't have time for him.
别用那种语气和我说话 小姐 Don't you take that tone with me, missy.
是的 我知道你是他妈妈 Yes, I realize you're his mother...
不 我想我阻止不了你 No, I don't suppose I can stop you
如果你非要来接他的话 if you insist on coming and getting him.
但我告诉你 But you let me tell you this.
如果你和Michael不改正 If you and Michael don't straighten up
给那个孩子足够的关爱的话 and give that boy the love and attention he deserves,
我就踢烂你的屁股 I will kick your uppity butt till hell won't have it again!
她马上会打回来的 她要先去叫醒那个北方佬 She'll call us right back. She has to wake up the Yankee.
-干得好 Blanche -虚张声势得太棒了 - Well done, Blanche. - Oh, absolutely. Nice bluff.
那不是虚张声势 我说的都是真心话 That was no bluff. I meant every word of it.
我很乐意亲自抚养David I would love to have a chance to raise David.
或许可以弥补我没有教育好Janet的过错 I might make up for the mess I made with Janet.
我还是希望你能让我们开车送你去机场 I still wish you'd let us drive you to the airport.
我的出租车已经到了 Oh, my cab's already here.
而且 我已经见识过你们怎么开车了 Besides, I've seen the way you all drive.
哦 Oh!
我会想你们的 I'm gonna miss you guys.
真高兴你父母让你和他们一起去夏威夷 It was nice of your folks to let you join them in Hawaii.
是啊 他们还从来没有在一座岛上无视过我 Yeah, they've never ignored me on an island before.
David 听我说 他们希望你们三个 David, you listen to me. They want the three of you
可以重新开始 to start over from scratch,
所以你也要尽量迁就他们 so the least you can do is meet them halfway.
-我会尽力的 -我相信这会比你想象中容易得多 - I'll try. - I bet it'll be easier than you think.
而且你现在已经有别的地方可以待了 Especially now that you have an alternative.
如果在家里太难过 If things get too tough at home,
你可以随时来这里 和我们一起住 you can always come here and live with us.
-好了 -再见 外婆 - Well... - Bye, Grandma.
再见 亲爱的 Bye, honey.
-Dorothy -再见 小可爱 - Dorothy. - Bye, love.
Rose Rose.
回见 强击手 See ya, slugger.
再见 亲爱的 再见 Bye, darling. Bye.
快去吧 去吧 Run, run, run! Go.
希望他能一切顺利 Oh, I hope he's gonna be all right.
哦 Dorothy 你真好 Oh, Dorothy that was so sweet of you,
告诉他可以随时过来一起住 telling him he could come live with us.
我说的是真心话 I meant it!
他不在 这里会变得安静得可怕的 It's gonna be awfully quiet around here without him.
那是 终于不用再听Dorothy打鼾了 I'll say. No more listening to Dorothy snore!
妈 我不打鼾 Ma, I do not snore!
得了吧 我都不得不给你翻个身 让你背对窗户 Please, I had to turn you from the window
要不然窗帘都要被你吸进肚子里 so you wouldn't inhale the drapes!
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