Alright A2, talk to you later. Good night. And be safe walking home.
Now, as for you mister, I-
Hey, you're not taking off just because they are, are you?
Aww, stick around. You and I never hang out on our own.
You don't have anywhere to be tomorrow, do you?
No? Okay then, stick around. Have another drink with me. Unless...
Unless you only put up with me because I'm just a friend of a friend.
No? You really do like me all on my own then?
Good. Because I'm wide awake and bored as fuck with TV. And well,
I've been hoping to spend some one-on-one time with you anyway.
Especially after what- Well, no, never mind.
I said never mind. Come on, let's get you another beer.
You want to keep dripping away at that 30-pack they've brought?
I have some imports in their fridge that you're more than welcome to.
Yeah? Cool. Just give me a sec here.
Here you go.
I've only had one of these so far, but I'm already in love with it.
It's got kind of an orangey, citrusy aftertaste.
Cheers?
Mmhm.
I kind of wish I had an actual orange to slice up and stick inside.
And maybe next time.
Anyway, have a seat.
Oh no no no, just leave the game there.
Or scoot the board out of the way if you need to.
I'll box everything back up in the morning.
Oh no.
Awkward pause.
I'm just joshing you.
I don't believe in awkward pauses.
Or I guess I really believe that they're only awkward if you make them awkward.
But actually,
one of the things I like about you is that you seem to actually shut up sometimes.
I love Leia and Dave to death.
Neither of them can stand the slightest bit of silence.
I...
*laughs*
Ah, I know that look.
You know exactly what I'm talking about.
*laughs*
Don't you want to just scream at them sometimes?
Like, if they just take a breath?
If they just give us all a moment, we might find something more interesting to talk about than...
than...
I don't know.
Was it story Dave started telling about the last time he took a bus anywhere?
I mean, honestly, I couldn't tell if I had won too many beers and just missed something critical that he said.
Or if that story literally went nowhere in the end.
Anyway, sorry. I don't want to get the impression that I shit talk my friends as soon as they walk out the door.
It just meant that, you know, with you, it seems like if you run out of things to say,
you're content.
Just wait until something comes to you.
And I like that.
Silence can be comfortable when you let it be.
Of course, when you do go on a roll, like the other night, when we all met up at the
corner pub, you had me cracking up.
When?
Ben, don't you remember?
I don't know.
If you don't remember, I don't want to embarrass you.
Well, okay, Ben.
I don't remember what started it off, but we started playing Would You Do This and That
for a million dollars.
Does that jog any memories?
No?
Well, um, yeah, like I said, I don't remember what we started off with, but eventually, I
got around to asking you and Dave if you'd suck someone's cock for a million bucks.
And Dave being Dave was all like, "Hell no."
You want the other hand? You said 4 million bucks? Hell yeah, I would.
Hey, I'm not judging. I mean, it is a million dollars.
There's a fucking lunkhead passing all that up.
And besides, screw the money.
I wouldn't judge you if you wanted to, you know, try it for free.
Relax, dude.
See, this is what I meant by you getting all embarrassed.
I know Dave's your friend and that he's well.
Let's just say no one's going to award him with the title of ally anytime soon.
But you know,
I'm not Dave.
Still though,
It was pretty funny seeing just how low you'd go.
Hmm?
Oh well, Aleya seemed pretty shocked by... well, enthusiastic isn't quite the right word
for it.
Let's say she was shocked by how adamant you were that you'd do it for a million.
She said, "Well, what about half?"
And you said, "Half a million's half a million.
Damn right I'd do it."
And from there, the earlier price tag just kept dropping.
*laughs*
You seriously don't remember any of this?
Aw shit dude, I'm almost sorry I brought it up.
*laughs* That's right, I said almost.
Okay, okay, okay. I'll explain.
I, uh...
Here, let me just preface this by saying I've dug you ever since they brought you into our little scene.
I mean, just in general.
You're a cool guy.
You seem really secure.
I was already hoping that we'd reach a point where we could pal around, just the two of
us.
But, um, I'm not going to lie.
Ever since that night, I've been hoping we could, uh, maybe do a little bit more to pal
around.
What do I mean?
Well, here.
I'm going to make this a little more fun.
Hold on one sec.
I just need to grab my wallet.
Okay.
Anyway, as I was saying,
when we last left off,
Leia had you all the way down to a hundred bucks.
Now, I don't have that much on me.
I have 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 10s.
That's $50.
All for you.
And if it helps you to not be embarrassed, just know that what I'm about to show you
is something that, well, I don't think I'd ever share this with Dave.
not even Leia knows about this. And she and I are really tight.
Oh, what he asks. Oh, he's so slow on the uptake. It's okay though, I understand. I am
a bit of a unicorn. So this is probably the last thing you're expecting, despite all the
clues.
That's right, see this.
I have a cock, and just like you.
And believe me, I totally understand boys like you.
You're just curious.
You've watched so much porn with your eyes locked on all those beautiful girls who seem
so starved for cock.
You can't help but wonder what it would feel like in your mouth.
Maybe you've even tried to will yourself into going out one night, or maybe meeting a guy
online just to give it a try, just to see what the fuss is about.
But well, guys just don't turn their head the way girls do, do they?
You're not bi-curious, even though you may wish you were.
You're just cock-curious.
Lucky for you, you met me.
See?
Just look at you stare at it.
You haven't glanced up at me once since I pulled this bad boy out, since I started stroking
it to life since it started growing and growing just inches from your face.
You know what I think?
I think if I step out of these jeans...
Oh, whoop!
Whoops, almost fell there.
Maybe I have had one too many, but anyway.
Where was I?
I think if I sit back down on this here chair and spread my legs for you to kneel right here
in between, that you'll totally drop to your knees for me and take this cock in your hands
take this cock in your mouth and you'll take your sweet delicious thyme etching me right
up to breaking point.
Oh, don't fool yourself there, bud.
I don't see a single speck of doubt in those eyes.
You're only hesitating because you can't believe what's happening.
You wanna know just how sure I am?
I'm so sure that I'll bet you'd do it even though I'm peeling a ten off this hair stack.
I bet you'll do it for forty.
I was so right about you.
That's it.
Let me hear you.
That's right.
Taking in both your hands and give me a good hard squeeze
Don't just stare at it come on do something with a lot of yours be a good boy and do what you've always
That's it give me a nice slowly right up the bottom
*awkward silence*
You don't have to keep your eyes on mine
You can shove them tight
and just enjoy yourself if you like
Believe me
I'll enjoy this view either way
*gasp*
Oh god
Yes, yes
Swirl that tongue around
*awkward silence*
Oh, I was so right about you.
You really are gonna take your time with this, aren't you?
Yeah?
You are?
Even if I slip another ten off the deck?
Hmm?
Yeah?
Really?
You'll show me all you can do just for thirty dollars?
Good boy. Let's see it then. Go to work for me.
Shit! I did not realize how much I've worked myself up already.
Oh, that feels so good.
I mean, shit.
You're making my ears tingle with those quick little flicks.
And you know just where to do it.
But here though.
I'll hold your hand.
I'm getting a little used to sticking out all that free gum.
But I need some kind of lube if you're gonna start stroking like that.
Oh, there you go.
No.
Oh, fuck.
He's doing a twisty thing with both hands.
Oh, holy shit.
You.
Tell me.
How long have you been watching blowjob clips?
Just for pointers.
Oh my.
Oh my god, your mouth is so fucking good.
Tell me, are you going to keep teasing me for now?
Huh?
Or are you going to bed now, in a minute, and really take me deep?
You might want to-
Holy fuck, your throat is so fucking tight.
Oh, God.
You don't have to...
You don't have to show up right away, you know?
You can work your way up to it, you can ease yourself in and...
Fuck!
You're just fucking going for it, aren't you?
Oh my God.
Thank you fucking, uh, Liam for...
...sposing you like this.
Who wants to be the best little cocksucker in the whole wide world?
Huh? Is it you, good boy?
Is it you?
Okay, okay. Hold on for a sec. You...
Let go. Hands behind your back. That's right.
Grip them tight.
I was about to ask if you were really enjoying this.
But just look at that face.
Did Santa bring you exactly what you asked for, little boy?
Yeah? Tell me.
Would you like Santa to spend a minute or two just slapping that pretty little toe?
This big old cock?
Yeah? You would?
Even if that means I take a little tin away, and if you make me easily 20 bucks?
Okay then, stick that pretty tongue out.
Holy shit, why is this even a thing?
who came up with this?
it's so fucking stupid
but I'll admit, it's so fucking hot
watching you hold your mouth wide open like that
watching you trying your best to fight back that again
Would you like me to just rub this cock all over the beaming face of yours?
Yeah?
You sure?
Because I mean, there's not even any real point to that now, is there?
I mean, other than to show me just how happy you are to have this monster cock to play with.
Really?
You really, really want it?
Oh, okay, slide.
But you know what that means, don't you?
If playing with my cock makes you that happy, all on its own, well, what am I paying you a dime for?
Let me just take this cash off the table since we clearly don't need it to entice you.
And, okay, have at it, boy. Grip that cock in both hands and just beat yourself silly.
Okay, okay, okay.
Hands off again.
Good boy.
Just hold them behind your back again.
No, just watch me.
That's right. Just watch me jerk off right in front of your face.
No, no, no. Don't look at me.
Keep your eyes on this cock. Aim straight at your face.
And don't fight back that silly little smile.
You're enjoying yourself.
You enjoy yourself.
Smile for me.
That's it.
Good boy.
You're loving this.
Doesn't it make you feel so warm and fuzzy and special, knowing that this load I'm building
up is meant just for you?
Tell me, how do you want it, hm?
Are you hoping for a facial?
Do you want to close those pretty eyes and just wait for the spotter?
Or do you want to catch it in your mouth?
Or do you want to open wide for me and offer the back of your throat like some kind of bullseye?
Or do you want to find out what it feels like to have all that warm goo just burst all at once in that tight little windpipe?
Or is it more fun not knowing?
Ladies' choice?
I hope so.
Because that's the way it's going to be.
Do me a favor.
Take out your cock.
Now.
That's it.
It starts choking for me.
I just want to stare in your eyes while we beat off together.
Fuck.
Oh my. Look how much you're leaking already.
You don't need any spit at all, do you?
Shit. I'm really close now.
How about you?
Are you right on the edge yet?
Work yourself up there for me.
That's right. And then just hold yourself there. I don't want you coming before I do.
I want us to come at the same time. So work yourself up real quick and hold that
edge for as long as you can.
Don't worry. I don't think I'm going to... I don't think I'm going to last much longer.
You've got me all worked up.
But first, you say it right as you are.
I'm just going to stand up and bend over your back and pull out your wallet.
Now let's see.
Six dollars?
That's all I have on you?
I guess you're more of a plastic kind of guy, you know?
You should always keep a 20 on you, just for emergencies.
Or opportunities like this.
Anyway, I'm gonna put these six singles right here on the table.
And now here's the deal.
I'll keep bumping myself right here in front of you, right up until I come, free of charge.
But if you want to be the one who gets me off instead...
six bucks belong to me and just to raise the stakes. Giovanni's delivers straight up until
midnight and I always like to pig out after some really hot sex. So you also have to treat
me to an eggplant parm and an order of cheese fries, who you want at these cards I see.
Got it?
Well, that's an enthusiastic yes, if there ever was one.
But you keep your hands on your own cock, I told you.
I want you to come too.
Don't worry about me.
I'm going to do all the work with your precious little mouth.
I'm going to pin this handsome head, just like a vice, see?
One hand right on top, the other gripping you tight by the back of your skull.
Don't worry, I'll start slow.
Let you get used in before I work my hips faster.
Before I fuck your face harder.
Oh, hee-yayayaya.
Good boy.
Just keep being a good boy for me.
You don't have to do a thing.
Just keep your teeth clear for me.
And other than that, all you have to do is beat yourself off.
[laughs]
I can hear you down there.
I hear how fast you're pumping.
I hear how wet you are. This really is a dream come true for you, huh?
I guess it's time to pick up the pace.
Oh yeah, here we fucking go.
Is this a diacapri to your dreams?
I'm not even sucking cock anymore. Just being used like a cocksleeve.
Fuck!
I'm getting closer, don't worry.
I'm not going to go to the...
not tonight.
Oh, but I just wanna feel your throat clench
around my head.
Just a furry few good strokes.
Just one more time.
Oh, fuck yes, I'm almost there.
I'm almost there.
You just be ready to come in your head.
Just grab your hand and catch it every last drop.
Are you close?
Yeah? Me too, me too.
Oh fuck!
I'm just gonna shut up and fuck this drama here.
You're in this culture.
God damn.
Sam
I am fucking starving all of a sudden
Oh yeah?
Dinner's still on? Oh, but why about you? Did you get yourself off just in time?
Oh, it sure looks like it did. Here, let me drop down here with you. Now give me your hand.
Here, kiss me.
Was that as fun as you'd dreamt it'd be?
Yeah?
I feel like we're definitely doing this again
good
come on, stand up
I know I've said I've been bored with TV but um
I don't think my brain can manage much more than that right now
let me just grab my phone so we can order food
because yeah, whether you're treating or not, I need to eat
Does that sound like a plan though?
Picking out and passing out to some crappy TV?
Cool.
Well...
Why don't you go settle in?
I'm just going to run into my room and grab some PJs.
But um...
For serious?
I'm really, really glad you stayed behind tonight.
And I really, really hope that...
Deep down you are too.
I'll be back in a sec.
Oh, and if you call to order before I get back, remember, I want an egg tart parm and cheese
fries.
And you know what?
A cannoli too.
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