(叹息) (SIGHING)
谁是邪恶的天才 WHO'S THE EVIL GENIUS
是谁让清晨如此明亮？ WHO MADE MORNING SO FRIGGING BRIGHT?
佩吉：哦，可能是同一个邪恶的天才 PAIGE: OH, PROBABLY THE SAME EVIL GENIUS
谁决定要有上学日 WHO DECIDED THAT THERE SHOULD BE SCHOOL DAYS
在疯狂的电影首映之后。 AFTER CRAZY MOVIE PREMIERES.
亚历克斯:疯了吗? ALEX: CRAZY?
你要用这个动词吗 IS THAT THE VERB YOU'RE GONNA USE
来形容昨晚？ TO DESCRIBE LAST NIGHT?
形容词。 ADJECTIVE.
考虑到我自愿睡在楼下的沙发上， AND CONSIDERING I VOLUNTARILY SLEPT ON THE DOWNSTAIRS COUCH,
疯狂似乎是对的。 CRAZY SEEMS ABOUT RIGHT.
你没必要睡在沙发上。 YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH.
你和我在一起会很安全的。 YOU WOULD'VE BEEN SAFE IN THE ROOM WITH ME.
我们要迟到了 WE'RE GONNA BE LATE,
我讨厌迟到。 AND I HATE BEING LATE.
所以你应该…你应该做好准备。 SO YOU SHOULD UH... YOU SHOULD GET READY.
要是我能找到公交卡就好了 NOW IF I COULD JUST FIND MY BUS PASS
那就太棒了。 THAT WOULD BE ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT.
佩吉? PAIGE?
佩吉：你知道，公交车上的人 PAIGE: YOU KNOW, THE BUS PEOPLE
我真的应该…做个植入物就行 SHOULD REALLY JUST... JUST GIVE A-A-AN IMPLANT
或……或者纹身， OR A... OR A TATTOO,
我可以保存 AND I COULD SAVE-
佩奇! PAIGE!
嘿，我是alex。 HEY, I'M ALEX,
你的朋友吗? YOUR FRIEND?
你能跟我谈谈吗？ CAN YOU JUST TALK TO ME?
我甚至无法开始思考 I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO PROCESS
昨晚发生的事。 WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT.
不能和我们的小荡妇姐姐一起跳舞 NOT WITH OUR LITTLE SISTER-ACT-SLUT-DANCE
还是……你妈妈男朋友的闹剧。 OR... THE DRAMA WITH YOUR MOM'S BOYFRIEND.
你管这叫戏剧？ YOU CALL THAT DRAMA?
我称之为电视真人秀。 I CALL THAT REALITY TV.
佩吉：这不好笑。 PAIGE: THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
这一点都不好笑。 THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
有个女孩在我床上，亚历克斯。 THERE IS A GIRL IN MY BED, ALEX.
你。 YOU.
就像我在一部有字幕的奇怪电影里醒来 IT'S LIKE I WOKE UP IN SOME WEIRD MOVIE WITH SUBTITLES -
我讨厌的那种电影 THE KIND OF MOVIE THAT I HATE -
我受不了了，好吗？ AND I CAN'T DEAL WITH IT, OKAY?
我受不了你了。 I CAN'T DEAL WITH YOU.
好吧, ALL RIGHT,
我要去给牙齿涂点牙膏， I'M JUST GONNA GO RUB SOME TOOTHPASTE ON MY TEETH,
然后你可以走在我前面20步 AND THEN YOU CAN WALK 20 PACES AHEAD OF ME
一直到公交车站。 ALL THE WAY TO THE BUS STOP.
♬不惜一切代价♬ ♪ Whatever it takes ♪
♬我知道我能挺过去 ♪ I know I can make it through ♪
♪如果我坚持♪ ♪ If I hold out ♪
♬我知道我能挺过去 ♪ I know I can make it through ♪
♬做最好的♬ ♪ Be the best ♪
♬尽我所能做到最好 ♪ Be the best I can ♪
♬我对你说♬ ♪ And I say to you ♪
♬不惜一切代价♬ ♪ Whatever it takes ♪
♬我知道我能做到 ♪ I know I can make it ♪
♬我知道我能挺过去 ♪ I know I can make it through ♪
佩奇：嗨，嗨，嗨。对不起，我迟到了。 PAIGE: HI, HI, HI. SORRY I'M LATE.
黑兹尔：嘿，你昨晚怎么了？ HAZEL: HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU LAST NIGHT?
你和亚历克斯去了VIP派对 YOU AND ALEX WENT IN THE VIP PARTY
然后——噗！- AND - POOF! -
你再也没出来过。 YOU NEVER CAME BACK OUT.
嗯，我不太确定 UM, I'M NOT QUITE SURE
如何描述发生了什么？ HOW TO DESCRIBE WHAT HAPPENED...
完全正确。 EXACTLY.
为什么? WHY?
你遇到什么人了吗？ DID YOU MEET SOMEBODY?
你做的? !他有名吗？ YOU DID?! IS HE FAMOUS?
我会知道他是谁吗？ WOULD I KNOW WHO HE IS?
著名的?否。 FAMOUS? NO.
但是嗯…你可能知道是谁…他是。 BUT UM... YOU MIGHT KNOW WHO... HE IS.
抱歉打扰一下。 SORRY TO INTERRUPT.
集会在下午4点 THE ASSEMBLY'S AT 4:00 P.M.,
所以我们真的应该开始排练了 SO WE SHOULD REALLY START REHEARSING
那新的欢乐。 THAT NEW CHEER.
你知道，大的 YOU KNOW, THE BIG
“谢谢凯文·史密斯”大会； "THANK YOU KEVIN SMITH" ASSEMBLY;
你为他写了新的欢乐歌。 THE ONE THAT YOU'VE WRITTEN THE NEW CHEER FOR.
你写过了，对吧？ YOU HAVE WRITTEN IT, RIGHT?
当然,亲爱的。 SURE, HON.
我脑子里都想好了。 UM, I'VE GOT IT ALL WORKED OUT IN MY HEAD.
那我们中午在这里见吧 SO LET'S MEET BACK HERE AT NOON
我将拥有最辉煌的欢呼 AND I WILL HAVE THE MOST BRILLIANTISH CHEER
打印好了，准备排练。 TYPED UP AND READY FOR REHEARSING.
好的,太棒了! OKAY, GREAT!
当你要求搭车的时候 WHEN YOU ASKED FOR A RIDE,
我以为你有事要跟我说。 I THOUGHT YOU HAD SOMETHING TO TELL ME.
(摩托车接近) (MOTORBIKE APPROACHING)
真不敢相信你让他留着那辆破摩托车。 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LET HIM KEEP THAT STUPID MOTORBIKE.
啊，这是无害的…… AW, IT'S HARMLESS...
就像中年危机一样。 IN A MID-LIFE CRISIS SORT OF WAY.
他看起来很高兴。 HE LOOKS HAPPY.
艾玛：妈妈，说实话吧。 EMMA: MOM, BE HONEST,
他看起来很蠢。 HE LOOKS STUPID.
那辆自行车真是个错误。 THAT BIKE WAS SUCH A MISTAKE.
有时候你必须让别人犯错。 SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO LET PEOPLE MAKE MISTAKES.
这就是爱的真谛。 THAT'S WHAT LOVE'S ALL ABOUT.
艾玛? EMMA?
艾玛，我知道你现在恨我 EMMA, I KNOW YOU HATE ME RIGHT NOW -
不是说我不配，但是 NOT THAT I DON'T DESERVE IT, BUT-
因为你和校长有染？ FOR HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH THE PRINCIPAL?
我认为你值得 I THINK YOU DESERVE
我只是为此生气而已。 JUST A DROP OF ANGER FOR THAT.
哇，哇，哇。 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
这不是外遇，好吗？ IT'S NOT AN AFFAIR, ALL RIGHT?
它在接吻时停止了。 IT STOPPED AT KISSING.
我保证再也不会发生这种事了。 AND I PROMISE IT'LL NEVER, EVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
我得去上课了。 I HAVE TO GET TO CLASS.
斯派克：（按喇叭）再见，伙计们。 SPIKE: (HONKING THE HORN) BYE, GUYS.
你今天过得怎么样？好。 HATZILAKOS: HOW'RE YOU DOING TODAY? GOOD.
早上,艾玛。 MORNING, EMMA.
别跟我说话。 DON'T TALK TO ME.
嘿。 HEY.
我能问你一个小问题吗？ CAN I ASK YOU A TEENSY QUESTION?
你想过女孩吗？ DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT GIRLS?
嗯…有趣的问题 UH... INTERESTING QUESTION
早上的第一件事。 FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.
你怀念我和你哥哥约会的那些年吗？ NOW, DID YOU MISS THE YEARS THAT I DATED YOUR BROTHER?
但就因为你是同性恋 BUT JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE GAY,
这并不意味着 THAT DOESN'T MEAN
你不能想着女孩 YOU CAN'T THINK ABOUT GIRLS
时不时的，对吧？ EVERY NOW AND THEN, RIGHT?
你是想给我介绍对象吗？ ARE YOU TRYING TO HOOK ME UP WITH SOMEONE?
哦,邪恶。这是否意味着 OH WICKED. DOES THAT MEAN
有个女孩喜欢我吗？ THERE'S A GIRL OUT THERE WHO LIKES ME?
否。 NO.
女性情感的对象…… THE OBJECT OF FEMALE AFFECTION'S...
差不多就是我。 PRETTY MUCH ME.
你吗? YOU?
哦，我就知道！ OH, I KNEW IT!
我是希瑟·辛克莱。 IT'S HEATHER SINCLAIR.
佩吉，我看到她看你的眼神了 PAIGE, I'VE SEEN THE WAY SHE LOOKS AT YOU-
哟!双哟! EW! DOUBLE EW!
不,这是……不是希瑟·辛克莱。 NO, IT'S... IT'S NOT HEATHER SINCLAIR.
亚历克斯。 ALEX.
嘿。 HEY.
佩吉:嗨。 PAIGE: HI.
嘿，拉把椅子过来。 HEY, PULL UP A CHAIR.
你们俩还得告诉我 HEY, YOU TWO STILL NEED TO TELL ME ABOUT
昨晚的贵宾派对。 THAT VIP PARTY LAST NIGHT.
阿莱克斯：我想我今天要坐在这里。 ALEX: I THINK I'M GONNA SIT OVER HERE TODAY.
哇。 WHOA.
佩吉，是亚历克斯吗？ PAIGE, IT'S-IT'S ALEX?
她昨晚吻了我。 SHE KISSED ME LAST NIGHT.
（上课铃响了） (SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
辛普森：早上好，同学们。 SIMPSON: MORNING, CLASS.
如你所知，凯文·史密斯今天要来拜访我们。 AS YOU KNOW, KEVIN SMITH WILL BE VISITING US TODAY.
我想让你利用他在这里的机会 I WANT YOU TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HIM BEING HERE
为他准备一些巧妙的媒体问题。 AND PREPARE SOME SMART MEDIA QUESTIONS FOR HIM.
等人？ WAITING FOR SOMEONE?
哦,看, OH LOOK,
我在巷子里，一只老鼠出现了 HERE I AM IN AN ALLEY AND A RAT APPEARS
就像魔法一样。 JUST LIKE MAGIC.
我在俱乐部的桌子底下找到了这些。 I FOUND THESE UNDER THE TABLE AT THE CLUB.
我想也许是你的新闺蜜 I THOUGHT MAYBE YOUR NEW BESTEST GIRLFRIEND
可能想要回来。 MIGHT WANT THEM BACK.
把鞋给我，然后走开。 JUST GIVE ME THE SHOES AND GO AWAY.
首先我要你告诉我 FIRST I WANT YOU TO TELL ME
你怎么想的 WHAT IT IS YOU THINK
你们可能有共同之处 YOU COULD POSSIBLY HAVE IN COMMON
和一个高傲的拉拉队长。 WITH A STUCK-UP CHEERLEADER.
佩吉：对不起，我耽搁了这么久！ PAIGE: SORRY I TOOK SO LONG!
我好像打扰了他和杰的欢乐时光， I SEEM TO HAVE INTERRUPTED FUN TIME WITH JAY,
看起来很火辣。 WHICH LOOKED KIND OF HOT.
不是。事实上，它已经被取消了。 NOT. IN FACT, IT'S BEEN CANCELLED.
取而代之的是和佩吉的快乐时光。 REPLACED BY FUN TIME WITH PAIGE.
佩吉:亚历克斯?我们得谈谈。 PAIGE: ALEX? WE NEED TO TALK.
这是不可能的。 THIS CAN'T HAPPEN.
我不是…一个女同性恋。 I'M NOT A... A LESBIAN.
你认为我是吗？ AND YOU THINK I AM?
是你亲了我。 WELL, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO KISSED ME.
你多大了，五岁吗？ WHAT ARE YOU, FIVE?
郑重声明， AND FOR THE RECORD,
你回吻了我。 YOU KISSED ME BACK.
我甚至不应该喜欢你这样的人。 I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO LIKE PEOPLE LIKE YOU.
穿黑色搭配海军蓝的人 PEOPLE WHO WEAR BLACK WITH NAVY
憎恨一切的人…… AND WHO HATE EVERYTHING...
和每一个人。 AND EVERYONE.
我不恨你。 I DON'T HATE YOU.
即使你是一个受欢迎的白痴 EVEN IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE POPULAR IDIOTS
谁喝拿铁 WHO DRINKS LATTES
看愚蠢的杂志 AND READS STUPID MAGAZINES
笑得太大声了。 AND LAUGHS WAY TOO LOUD.
当我在你身边时，我必须笑。 I HAVE TO LAUGH WHEN I'M AROUND YOU.
我真的没办法。 I CAN'T REALLY HELP IT.
当我在你身边时，我必须变得更好。 AND I HAVE TO BE BETTER WHEN I'M AROUND YOU.
我也没办法。 I CAN'T HELP IT EITHER.
杰：你的舞会需要帮忙吗？ JAY: NEED A COUPLE OF HANDS FOR YOUR POMS?
黑兹尔：你想要什么？ HAZEL: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
杰：世界和平，意大利腊肠三明治， JAY: WORLD PEACE, A SALAMI SUB,
还有机会和我的好朋友哈西谈谈。 AND A CHANCE TO TALK TO MY GOOD FRIEND, HAZEY.
我们不是朋友。 WE'RE NOT FRIENDS.
那你不想听我的消息了。 SO YOU DON'T WANNA HEAR MY NEWS THEN.
佩吉跟基佬走了 THAT PAIGE HAS GONE THE GAY-WAY.
原谅我吗? EXCUSE ME?
杰伊：你没听错。 JAY: YOU HEARD ME.
我看到你朋友和我前女友了 YEAH, I SAW YOUR FRIEND AND MY EX
昨晚跳了一段性感的舞。 DOING SOME SERIOUSLY SEXY DANCING LAST NIGHT.
所以呢?你需要多出去走走。 SO? YOU NEED TO GET OUT MORE.
女孩们一直都这么做。 GIRLS DO THAT STUFF ALL THE TIME.
杰：我刚看到佩吉了 JAY: AND I JUST SAW PAIGE
给亚历克斯一个深情的吻。 LAY A BIG OL' SMOOCH ON ALEX.
你是想告诉我那是什么 YOU'RE TRYING TO TELL ME THAT'S SOMETHING
女孩们经常做的事？ THAT GIRLS DO ALL THE TIME?
我不想掺和进来。 I'M NOT GETTING INVOLVED IN THIS.
听着, LISTEN,
你真觉得佩吉想结束吗 DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT PAIGE WANTS TO END
她杰出的高中生涯 HER DISTINGUISHED HIGH SCHOOL CAREER
作为学校的女同性恋？ AS THE SCHOOL LESBO?
你太恶心了。 YOU'RE BEING DISGUSTING.
我是实话实说。 I'M BEING HONEST.
那你呢？ AND WHAT ABOUT YOU, HUH?
你在期待那些不可避免的谣言吗 ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO THOSE INEVITABLE RUMOURS
关于你和佩吉的事？ ABOUT YOU AND PAIGE?
你想让别人这样记住你吗？ IS THAT HOW YOU WANNA BE REMEMBERED?
黑兹尔：佩吉，我得跟你谈谈。 HAZEL: PAIGE, I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOU.
现在有点忙。 KINDA BUSY RIGHT NOW.
我打赌你以后会更忙…… I'LL BET YOU'LL BE EVEN BUSIER LATER...
和她在一起。 WITH HER.
佩奇…… PAIGE...
我抓住你了。 I'VE GOT YOU.
你在说什么？ WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
我说的是alex。 I'M TALKING ABOUT ALEX.
她在这里做什么？ WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE?
她现在是你女朋友了吗？ IS SHE LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND NOW?
力量! OOF!
别担心，我很好。 DON'T WORRY, I'M FINE.
谁告诉你的？ WHO TOLD YOU?
松鸦。 JAY.
佩吉，你变成拉拉了吗 PAIGE, DID YOU BECOME A LESBIAN
不告诉我？ AND NOT TELL ME?
不，不，榛子…… NO, NO, HAZEL...
我不是同性恋。 I'M NOT A LESBIAN.
你好!马特?微调控制项? HELLO! MATT? SPINNER?
我和很多人约会过。 I'VE DATED LOTS OF GUYS.
那杰怎么会看到你吻亚历克斯？ WELL, THEN HOW COME JAY SAW YOU KISSING ALEX?
嗯… UM...
我只是… I JUST...
一时糊涂了。 GOT CAUGHT UP IN A MOMENT.
就这些吗？ AND THAT'S ALL?
当然可以。 OF COURSE.
这完全是愚蠢的。 IT WAS TOTALLY STUPID.
这毫无意义。 IT MEANT NOTHING.
她什么都不是。 SHE MEANS NOTHING.
亚历克斯… ALEX...
不用麻烦了。 DON'T BOTHER.
你怎么能这样？ HOW COULD YOU?
我不喜欢女孩。我不能喜欢女孩。 I DO NOT LIKE GIRLS. I CANNOT LIKE GIRLS.
那你为什么吻我？ THEN WHY DID YOU KISS ME?
我不知道。我感觉很糟糕。 I DON'T KNOW. I FELT BAD.
我不想伤害你。 I DIDN'T WANT TO HURT YOU.
谁需要你的怜悯啊？ WHO NEEDS YOUR PITY, HUH?
我不! I DON'T!
凯文:嗯…… KEVIN: WELL...
哦,嗯… OH, UM...
不好意思，我要走了…把我的头冲进马桶 EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO UH... FLUSH MY HEAD DOWN THE TOILET.
Hatzilakos女士：好了，我们准备好开始了。 MS. HATZILAKOS: OKAY, WE'RE READY TO BEGIN.
大家注意了，好吗？ CAN I HAVE EVERYONE'S ATTENTION, PLEASE?
可以每- CAN EVERY-
（大声的麦克风反馈） (LOUD MIC FEEDBACK)
大家注意了！ CAN I HAVE EVERYONE'S ATTENTION!
请坐好，我们要开始了。 PLEASE GRAB YOUR SEATS, WE'RE GONNA BEGIN.
现在! NOW!
谢谢你！ THANK YOU.
去年的这个时候， AT THIS TIME LAST YEAR,
德格拉西正在努力摆脱一场可怕的悲剧。 DEGRASSI WAS STRUGGLING OUT OF AN AWFUL TRAGEDY.
然后是凯文·史密斯。 AND THEN CAME KEVIN SMITH.
（掌声和欢呼） (APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)
他把我们学校作为他电影的背景 HE CAST OUR SCHOOL AS THE BACKDROP FOR HIS MOVIE
“杰和沉默的鲍勃是加拿大人，嗯？” "JAY AND SILENT BOB GO CANADIAN, EH?"
为了表示我们的感激， AND AS A TOKEN OF OUR GRATITUDE,
史密斯先生…… MR. SMITH...
我想给你颁发荣誉证书。 I WOULD LIKE TO PRESENT YOU WITH AN HONORARY DIPLOMA.
否。谢谢你！ NO. THANK YOU.
(掌声) (APPLAUSE)
但在我们正式宣布之前， BUT BEFORE WE MAKE IT COMPLETEY OFFICIAL,
我们的精神小队想送你上路， OUR SPIRIT SQUAD WOULD LIKE TO SEND YOU ON YOUR WAY,
在风格。 IN STYLE.
佩吉? PAIGE?
我们该怎么办？ WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
我什么也没想出来。 I HAVEN'T COME UP WITH ANYTHING.
只是即兴发挥。 JUST IMPROVISE.
好吧,呃…走了。 OKAY, UH... GO.
做几个侧手翻！好吧。 DO SOME CARTWHEELS! OKAY.
佩吉：给我一个k ！ PAIGE: GIVE ME A "K"!
“K !” "K!"
佩吉：给我个“e”！ PAIGE: GIVE ME AN "E"!
“E”? "E"?
给我一个……V-I-N-S-M-I-T-H ! GIVE ME A... V-I-N-S-M-I-T-H!
耶! YAY!
嗯… UH...
（零星的掌声） (SMATTERING OF APPLAUSE)
妈妈，我很好。 MOM, I'M FINE.
我看不太好啊，小姑娘。 DON'T SEEM FINE TO ME, LITTLE GIRL.
布宜诺斯艾利斯，高年级学生！ BUENOS DIAS, SENIORITAS!
那不是你的摩托车头盔。 THAT'S NOT YOUR MOTORCYCLE HELMET.
凯夫拉尔防弹背心呢？ WHERE'S ALL THE KEVLAR?
我把它卖了。 I SOLD IT.
摩托车，头盔，作品，因为… THE MOTORBIKE, THE HELMET, THE WORKS, BECAUSE...
我们要去墨西哥了！ WE'RE GOING TO MEXICO!
你，我，艾玛和曼尼要待一周 YOU, ME, EMMA AND MANNY WILL BE SPENDING A WEEK
学期末去玛雅里维埃拉度假！ ON THE MAYAN RIVIERA AT THE END OF TERM!
但是杰克怎么办？ BUT WHAT ABOUT JACK?
奶奶们已经在为他而战了！ THE GRANDMAS ARE ALREADY FIGHTING FOR HIM!
一切都安排妥当了。 IT'S ALL BEEN TAKEN CARE OF.
高峰:哦……我太爱你了！ SPIKE: OH... I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
我配不上这么完美的丈夫。 I DON'T DESERVE SUCH A PERFECT HUSBAND.
停止它!别闹了！ STOP IT! JUST STOP IT!
艾玛? EMMA?
怎么了，亲爱的？ WHAT IS IT, SWEETHEART?
告诉我怎么了。 TELL ME WHAT'S WRONG.
是关于我的。 IT'S ABOUT ME.
这是……这是我做过的事。 IT'S...IT'S SOMETHING I DID.
亚历克斯：为什么每次我一转弯， ALEX: WHY IS IT THAT EVERY TIME I TURN A CORNER,
你在这儿？ THERE YOU ARE?
杰：我就像那些烦人的流行歌曲中的一首。 JAY: I'M LIKE ONE OF THOSE ANNOYING POP SONGS.
一旦我进入你的大脑， ONCE I GET STUCK IN YOUR HEAD,
我是无法摆脱的。 I'M IMPOSSIBLE TO GET RID OF.
你想要什么，杰？ WHAT DO YOU WANT, JAY?
真的吗? REALLY?
我的生活糟透了。 MY LIFE SUCKS.
好吧，我被学校开除了 OKAY, I'M KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL,
肖恩搬走了， SEAN MOVED AWAY,
斯宾纳找到主了…… SPINNER'S FOUND THE LORD...
也是唯一一个真正懂我的人 AND THE ONLY PERSON WHO EVER REALLY GOT ME
一天都不给我时间。 WON'T EVEN GIVE ME THE TIME OF DAY.
我并不完美，我知道。 I'M NOT PERFECT, I KNOW THAT.
但是…我懂你，你知道吗？ BUT... I GET YOU, YOU KNOW?
真实的你。 THE REAL YOU.
因为你和我是一样的。 'CAUSE YOU AND ME, WERE THE SAME.
你知道吗?为什么- - - - - - YOU KNOW? WHY-
你为什么要反抗？ WHY DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT THAT?
凯文:……开枪吧! KEVIN: ...SHOOT IT!
投石，先生，投石！ PITCH THE ROCK, SIR, PITCH IT!
杰森：怎么啦！ JASON: WHAT'S UUUUUP!
哦，拜托！你SUUUCCCCCK ! OH COME ON! YOU SUUUCCCCCK!
不要讨厌玩家，孩子，要讨厌游戏。 DON'T HATE THE PLAYER, SON, HATE THE GAME.
知道我在说什么吗？ KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
哦，michachuk小姐！ OH, MISS MICHALCHUK!
想和我们一起打马吗？ WANNA SHOOT SOME HORSE WITH US?
还是你要去参加拼字比赛 OR ARE YOU RUNNING OFF TO A SPELLING BEE
或者类似的东西？ OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
哦，关于欢呼…… OH, ABOUT THE CHEER...
请知道我以前写得更愉快。 PLEASE KNOW THAT I'VE COMPOSED MORE CHEERY BEFORE.
从来没有人为我欢呼过，所以默认情况下， NOBODY'S EVER DONE A CHEER IN MY HONOR, SO BY DEFAULT,
你为我欢呼， YOUR CHEER, FOR ME,
是我吃过的最好吃的。 WAS ABOUT THE BEST I'VE EVER HAD.
谢谢大家。 SO THANK YOU.
我有点分心了。 I WAS KINDA DISTRACTED.
心烦意乱?让我猜猜， DISTRACTED, HUH? LET ME GUESS,
被一个说话刻薄，头发乌黑的美女 BY SOME KIND OF ACID-TONGUED, RAVEN-HAIRED BEAUTY
也许是来自错误的地方？ FROM THE WRONG SIDE OF THE TRACKS, MAYBE?
凯文，杰森，你们的出租车来了。 KEVIN, JASON, YOUR TAXI'S HERE.
Kevin：谢谢，Hatzilakos女士。 KEVIN: THANK YOU, MS. HATZILAKOS.
我问你一个问题。你喜欢这个女孩吗？ LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION. DO YOU LIKE THIS GIRL?
你懂的“喜欢她”喜欢她？ LIKE, YOU KNOW, "LIKE HER" LIKE HER?
是的，我喜欢她。 YEAH, I LIKE HER,
但我不是同性恋。 BUT I'M NOT GAY.
我哥哥是同性恋，我是异性恋。 MY BROTHER IS GAY, I'M STRAIGHT.
我一直都是。 I ALWAYS HAVE BEEN.
你哥哥是同性恋？ YOUR BROTHER'S GAY?
我哥哥也是同性恋。 MY BROTHER'S GAY, TOO.
甚至和一个男人结了婚。 EVEN GOT MARRIED TO A GUY.
真的吗? REALLY?
是的, YEAH,
这是我这辈子参加过的最热的婚礼。 IT WAS THE HOTTEST WEDDING I'VE EVER BEEN TO IN MY LIFE.
真的，真的很酷，毫不费力。 REALLY, REALLY COOL, HANDS DOWN.
差点让我想换队了。 ALMOST MADE ME WANT TO SWITCH TEAMS.
几乎。 ALMOST.
听着，我可能是世界上最后一个男人 LOOK, I'M PROBABLY THE LAST GUY IN THE WORLD
应该在这个问题上给你建议的人， WHO SHOULD BE GIVING YOU ADVICE ON THIS VERY SUBJECT,
但是我不知道…… BUT I DON'T KNOW...
你们那天晚上看起来挺开心的？ YOU GUYS SEEMED HAPPY THE OTHER NIGHT, YOU KNOW?
这种情况很少见 AND THAT'S KINDA RARE
不管是同性恋，异性恋还是双性恋， AND WHETHER IT'S GAY, STRAIGHT, BI, WHATEVER,
我觉得这值得再深入调查一下。 IT'S KINDA WORTH INVESTIGATING A LITTLE FURTHER, I'D SAY.
这只是我的两分意见。 JUST MY TWO CENTS.
你就站在那儿 YOU'RE JUST GONNA STAND THERE
盯着我看 STARIN' AT ME
在我把智慧传授给你之后？ AFTER I'VE DROPPED THAT WISDOM ON YOU?
来吧，轮到你了！ C'MON, THAT'S YOUR MOVE!
去追那个女孩吧，傻瓜！ GO CHASE THE GIRL, SILLY!
辛普森：那是个错误！只是一个吻而已！ SIMPSON: IT WAS A MISTAKE! IT WAS JUST A KISS!
斯派克：那艾玛呢？那她的感受呢？ SPIKE: WHAT ABOUT EMMA? WHAT ABOUT HER FEELINGS?
辛普森：听着，相信我， SIMPSON: LOOK, BELIEVE ME,
我从没想过要把她牵扯进来。 IT WAS NEVER MY INTENTION TO INVOLVE HER IN THIS.
斯派克：快走！ SPIKE: JUST GO!
我很抱歉，艾玛。 I'M SO SORRY, EMMA.
但我要去乔伊家， BUT I'M GONNA GO STAY AT JOEY'S,
只是暂时的。 JUST FOR AWHILE.
不!不，你不能！ NO! NO, YOU CAN'T!
上去说服她让你留下。 GO UP THERE AND CONVINCE HER TO LET YOU STAY.
艾玛,听…… EMMA, LISTEN...
我做的事很可怕，但是…… WHAT I DID WAS HORRIBLE BUT...
我绝不会这么做的 I WOULD NEVER HAVE DONE IT
如果我没有什么问题的话。 IF THERE WASN'T SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME.
我得去弄清楚。 I GOTTA GO FIGURE THAT OUT.
你爱我妈妈吗？ DO YOU LOVE MY MOTHER?
当然可以。 OF COURSE.
和杰克? AND JACK?
艾米，他是我儿子。 EM, HE'S MY SON.
那我呢？ WHAT ABOUT ME?
你知道的。 YOU KNOW I DO.
那要弄清楚什么？！ SO WHAT'S TO FIGURE OUT?!
(哭泣) (SOBBING)
杰：这很好，是吧？ JAY: THIS IS NICE, HUH?
就像以前一样。 JUST LIKE OLD TIMES.
我说过你可以进来看电视，杰。 I SAID YOU COULD COME IN AND WATCH TV, JAY.
这是所有。 THAT'S ALL.
这并不意味着什么。 THIS DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING.
当然，莱西。随你怎么说。 YEAH, SURE, LEXI. WHATEVER YOU SAY.
(砰地关上一扇门) (DOOR SLAMS)
乍得。 CHAD.
HEEEY ! HEEEY!
好久不见了。你一直在努力工作吗？ IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME. YOU BEEN WORKING HARD?
不，几乎不工作！ NO, HARDLY WORKING!
你在哪儿，伙计？ WHERE ARE YOU AT, BUD?
哦，你知道的，这里和那里。 OH YOU KNOW, HERE AND THERE.
我只是想让自己远离麻烦。 JUST TRYING TO KEEP MYSELF OUT OF TROUBLE.
艾米丽：哦，给我点糖，你这个英俊的魔鬼！你好。 EMILY: OH GIMME SOME SUGAR, YOU HANDSOME DEVIL! HELLO.
看看你…… LOOK AT YOU...
艾米丽，你还是那么漂亮。 YOU ARE LOOKING AS BEAUTIFUL AS EVER, EMILY.
啊，真迷人！ AW, SUCH A CHARMER!
我一直都知道这个人能保住，亚蕾克西。 I ALWAYS KNEW THIS ONE WAS A KEEPER, LEXI.
这让我想起了老查德。 SORT OF REMINDS ME OF OL' CHAD HERE.
我很高兴你终于醒悟过来了 I AM SO GLAD THAT YOU FINALLY CAME TO YOUR SENSES
把杰接回来了，宝贝。 AND TOOK JAY BACK, BABY.
我没有让他回去。 I HAVEN'T TAKEN HIM BACK.
嗯，还没有。 WELL, NOT YET.
不!永远不会! NO! NOT EVER!
我需要透透气。 I NEED SOME AIR.
”凯。 'KAY.
我一直在努力鼓起勇气 I'VE BEEN TRYING TO WORK UP THE NERVE
去按门铃。 TO RING THE DOORBELL.
我们没有。 WE DON'T HAVE ONE.
欢迎来到我的世界。 WELCOME TO MY WORLD.
能容得下一个傻女孩吗？ ANY ROOM IN IT FOR A STUPID GIRL?
我已经有一个了。 I ALREADY HAVE ONE OF THOSE.
好吧，那……的空间…… WELL, HOW ABOUT... ROOM FOR...
一个准备好不再担心这么多的人 SOMEONE WHO'S READY TO STOP WORRYING SO MUCH
别人怎么想？ ABOUT WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK?
也许还有她的位置。 MIGHT BE ROOM FOR HER.
亚历克斯，我很抱歉之前… ALEX, I'M SORRY ABOUT BEFORE...
我说的话。 WHAT I SAID.
不管怎样，佩姬，没关系。 WHATEVER PAIGE, IT'S COOL.
不，不是的。 NO, IT'S NOT.
我说过你对我来说什么都不是， I SAID YOU WERE NOTHING TO ME,
哪一个。 WHICH...
这完全是谎言。 WHICH IS A TOTAL LIE.
因为现在？ BECAUSE RIGHT NOW?
你几乎是一切。 YOU'RE PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING.