1 00:00:06,974 --> 00:00:12,799 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:01:01,731 --> 00:01:03,738 oK, I gotta go. 3 00:01:03,907 --> 00:01:07,584 Have a good day. Give me a kiss. 4 00:01:07,747 --> 00:01:09,308 Bye-bye. 5 00:01:09,443 --> 00:01:11,166 one unfortunate thing 6 00:01:11,299 --> 00:01:13,187 about ending a relationship 7 00:01:13,315 --> 00:01:15,006 in a city like New York 8 00:01:15,139 --> 00:01:17,856 is while you can emotionally move away from each other, 9 00:01:18,019 --> 00:01:19,907 you physically can't. 10 00:01:29,315 --> 00:01:31,170 Going to work? 11 00:01:31,363 --> 00:01:32,737 Yeah, work. 12 00:01:32,899 --> 00:01:35,714 - Sorry about waking you. - What time is it? 13 00:01:35,875 --> 00:01:39,552 - 6:30. - Jesus. Why so early? 14 00:01:39,746 --> 00:01:41,918 I got a brief due, so... 15 00:01:42,051 --> 00:01:43,938 There was nothing brief about it. 16 00:01:44,067 --> 00:01:46,914 Steve and Miranda had been doing the polite avoid-each-other 17 00:01:47,043 --> 00:01:48,766 break-up-dance for three weeks. 18 00:01:50,147 --> 00:01:52,035 I'm sorry it's taking me so long 19 00:01:52,163 --> 00:01:53,724 to find a place. 20 00:01:53,859 --> 00:01:55,746 I got a lead on one, though. 21 00:01:55,875 --> 00:01:57,500 oK. 22 00:01:57,634 --> 00:02:01,180 Hey, do you... Never mind. 23 00:02:01,347 --> 00:02:02,656 What? 24 00:02:02,786 --> 00:02:05,307 I was gonna ask if you'd look at it with me, 25 00:02:05,443 --> 00:02:07,777 but that's weird, right? 26 00:02:07,939 --> 00:02:11,714 - I don't know. We could do that. - Yeah? 27 00:02:16,099 --> 00:02:18,368 When you find that place to move, 28 00:02:18,531 --> 00:02:20,418 you need to fill it with furniture. 29 00:02:20,579 --> 00:02:22,782 That's why smart New Yorkers 30 00:02:22,946 --> 00:02:26,394 frequent the opening day of the New Designer showcase. 31 00:02:28,035 --> 00:02:29,758 I'm like your roady. 32 00:02:29,922 --> 00:02:32,705 I don't have a road. I just have this booth. 33 00:02:32,867 --> 00:02:37,504 - At best, you're my booth-bitch. - Yeah, I'm your booth-bitch. 34 00:02:37,667 --> 00:02:39,455 I wax your wood. 35 00:02:39,651 --> 00:02:42,302 You wax it real good. 36 00:02:42,499 --> 00:02:45,369 That's because I'm your booth-bitch. 37 00:02:48,162 --> 00:02:51,643 You watch the booth. I'm going to get us some coffee. 38 00:02:51,811 --> 00:02:55,160 Whatever you say. I'm your booth-bitch. 39 00:02:55,331 --> 00:02:57,470 That's sexy. I like it. 40 00:02:59,875 --> 00:03:02,046 I didn't need a blue-ribbon panel to decide - 41 00:03:02,243 --> 00:03:06,171 he was the finest new designer in the whole place. 42 00:03:13,347 --> 00:03:16,609 I'd often fantasized about running into my ex and his wife, 43 00:03:16,771 --> 00:03:20,480 but in those fantasies I was running into them with a truck. 44 00:03:20,643 --> 00:03:24,898 I don't know howyou could like this clunky wood. It's oppressive. 45 00:03:29,090 --> 00:03:31,960 - What the fuck? - Hi. 46 00:03:32,803 --> 00:03:36,185 Hi. I'm working here. 47 00:03:36,355 --> 00:03:40,927 I mean, I'm not working. This is my boyfriend's booth. 48 00:03:41,091 --> 00:03:42,749 I'm his booth-bitch. 49 00:03:42,915 --> 00:03:47,901 - That's a joke. Guess it's an in-joke. - I get it. 50 00:03:48,963 --> 00:03:52,574 So. Can I show you something in a hutch? 51 00:03:52,738 --> 00:03:56,034 His pieces are fantastic. It's just not really our style. 52 00:03:57,251 --> 00:04:00,567 No. We only like teeny-tiny furniture. 53 00:04:08,291 --> 00:04:11,488 This is the designer. This is Aidan Shaw. 54 00:04:11,651 --> 00:04:13,756 Great stuff. 55 00:04:13,923 --> 00:04:15,516 Thanks, man. 56 00:04:17,219 --> 00:04:19,259 - oak? - It's mostly maple. 57 00:04:19,427 --> 00:04:23,038 There we were. Mostly maple and incredibly uncomfortable. 58 00:04:23,202 --> 00:04:26,268 - Sorry, I didn't get your names. - oh, I'm sorry. 59 00:04:26,434 --> 00:04:28,987 These are my friends. 60 00:04:29,155 --> 00:04:31,675 This is Natasha, and this is... 61 00:04:33,410 --> 00:04:35,515 Shit. Sorry, is that hot? 62 00:04:35,682 --> 00:04:37,089 It ain't cold. 63 00:04:38,339 --> 00:04:40,728 - Here. - No, I'll... 64 00:04:40,899 --> 00:04:43,452 - We should put cold water on this. - oK. 65 00:04:43,618 --> 00:04:45,855 It was nice meeting you. 66 00:04:46,019 --> 00:04:48,440 Thanks for the coffee. 67 00:04:49,283 --> 00:04:52,130 - They seem nice. - Yeah, don't they? 68 00:04:52,291 --> 00:04:56,033 - Where do you knowthem from? - From around. 69 00:04:57,058 --> 00:04:59,775 Like 100 years ago. 70 00:04:59,938 --> 00:05:01,880 It's a past life. 71 00:05:05,346 --> 00:05:08,859 Two hours later, it was time for the opening-day party. 72 00:05:09,026 --> 00:05:13,696 It was lovely. Caviar, silent auctions, and landmines. 73 00:05:13,859 --> 00:05:16,347 Where's Paul Bunyan? 74 00:05:16,514 --> 00:05:20,224 If you're referring to my boyfriend - he's doing business. 75 00:05:20,387 --> 00:05:24,478 ooh, he's a big 'un! Where did he learn to whittle like that? 76 00:05:24,642 --> 00:05:26,497 How many drinks have you had? 77 00:05:26,659 --> 00:05:28,764 Not nearly enough. 78 00:05:37,091 --> 00:05:40,571 So... How are you? 79 00:05:40,739 --> 00:05:42,048 I'm great. 80 00:05:42,211 --> 00:05:45,211 And Daniel Boone, is he a nice guy? 81 00:05:45,379 --> 00:05:47,615 His name is Aidan. 82 00:05:49,059 --> 00:05:52,637 - Where is your sense of humor? - Where is your wife? 83 00:05:52,803 --> 00:05:57,058 Guarding her bid on the silent auction. She's got her eye on a beige chair. 84 00:05:57,219 --> 00:05:59,805 Everything in my apartment is now beige. 85 00:05:59,970 --> 00:06:02,337 Beige is bullshit. 86 00:06:02,498 --> 00:06:04,441 I thought you wanted beige. 87 00:06:04,610 --> 00:06:09,083 Yeah, well... It doesn't quite fit. 88 00:06:09,251 --> 00:06:11,804 - Have you got a smoke? - I quit. 89 00:06:11,971 --> 00:06:14,110 We always used to share a cigarette together. 90 00:06:14,275 --> 00:06:17,570 We did a lot of things that were bad for me together. 91 00:06:17,731 --> 00:06:19,803 I have a secret to tell you. 92 00:06:23,202 --> 00:06:27,937 It's not working. I'm getting out. 93 00:06:28,995 --> 00:06:31,134 If you know anyone who's interested... 94 00:06:31,298 --> 00:06:37,660 You should keep that to yourself. No one wants that information. 95 00:06:44,643 --> 00:06:46,650 - Big's leaving his wife. - No! 96 00:06:46,819 --> 00:06:49,917 - He told me at the furniture show. - What was he doing there? 97 00:06:50,082 --> 00:06:52,221 - Drinking and leaving his wife. - oh, my God. 98 00:06:52,387 --> 00:06:54,940 - Let's just say it. You won. - Was there a contest? 99 00:06:55,107 --> 00:06:58,784 There's always a contest with an ex. It's called "Who'll Die Miserable?". 100 00:06:58,947 --> 00:07:02,013 - What did he say? - He said, "It's not working out." 101 00:07:02,179 --> 00:07:06,586 Then he leaned in and said, "if you know anyone who's interested..." 102 00:07:06,754 --> 00:07:11,359 You don't know anyone who is interested. He's married. 103 00:07:11,523 --> 00:07:13,944 - I'm aware of that. - Why is he telling you? 104 00:07:14,146 --> 00:07:16,568 To save postage on his newsletter? 105 00:07:16,739 --> 00:07:18,364 - What are you gonna do? - Nothing. 106 00:07:18,530 --> 00:07:21,727 - She's not gonna do anything. - You're starting to bug me. 107 00:07:21,891 --> 00:07:24,825 How dare he say that to you? Married men never leave their wives. 108 00:07:24,994 --> 00:07:28,060 Even if he did, I have no intention of doing anything for two reasons - 109 00:07:28,259 --> 00:07:31,259 I have a great boyfriend, and I'm not insane. 110 00:07:31,426 --> 00:07:34,972 Let's order. What do winners order? 111 00:07:35,139 --> 00:07:39,645 - Didn't you feel like punching him? - No. It was too sad or something. 112 00:07:39,810 --> 00:07:43,007 - I would have punched him. - No, it is sad. 113 00:07:43,202 --> 00:07:45,658 How long has he been married? Seven months? 114 00:07:45,826 --> 00:07:47,517 The seven-month itch. 115 00:07:47,682 --> 00:07:51,806 That's what happens when people jump into relationships too quickly. 116 00:07:51,971 --> 00:07:55,932 I resent that. Trey and l are nothing like Big and Natasha. 117 00:07:56,099 --> 00:07:58,270 Don't listen to her. She's mid-break-up. 118 00:07:58,435 --> 00:08:01,817 - Thanks for the update. - Trey and I really love each other. 119 00:08:01,986 --> 00:08:03,579 Who wants to split a Rubin? 120 00:08:03,779 --> 00:08:08,568 I'm meeting his mother this week, and if all goes well... 121 00:08:08,739 --> 00:08:10,495 If all goes well what? 122 00:08:10,659 --> 00:08:13,506 Trey is this close to proposing. I can feel it. 123 00:08:13,666 --> 00:08:15,325 oh, my God. Really? 124 00:08:15,490 --> 00:08:17,825 You've just met. I've had pairs of pantyhose longer. 125 00:08:17,987 --> 00:08:20,889 It's not logical. This is love. 126 00:08:21,059 --> 00:08:24,255 It's not logical. It's right, in my heart. I feel it's right. 127 00:08:24,451 --> 00:08:27,233 oK, whatever. 128 00:08:29,730 --> 00:08:32,578 So, how did he look? 129 00:08:40,290 --> 00:08:42,178 oK. I'll take it. 130 00:08:43,459 --> 00:08:47,834 As Miranda looked around, she realized the contest was over. 131 00:08:48,003 --> 00:08:50,392 Steve was the ex that was going to die alone and miserable. 132 00:08:50,594 --> 00:08:55,133 - You can't live here. - It's not that bad. 133 00:08:55,331 --> 00:08:58,298 It's not that bad? It's the doorway to hell. 134 00:08:58,466 --> 00:09:01,335 There's gotta be a better place. I'll help you look. 135 00:09:01,506 --> 00:09:04,572 - Guilt? - Probably. 136 00:09:04,738 --> 00:09:10,008 I broke up with him, and he's got no money, no savings, no nothing. 137 00:09:10,242 --> 00:09:14,585 There should be a city-funded break-up housing for those in need. 138 00:09:14,754 --> 00:09:15,965 Really? 139 00:09:16,131 --> 00:09:21,248 A big orphanage where old boyfriends could think about what they did wrong 140 00:09:21,410 --> 00:09:26,200 and cry themselves to sleep in a clean, safe environment. 141 00:09:26,370 --> 00:09:28,607 You think you don't really want him to move away? 142 00:09:28,771 --> 00:09:30,527 It's not that simple. 143 00:09:30,691 --> 00:09:33,887 My head tells me it's time for him to leave, but the idea of him 144 00:09:34,050 --> 00:09:39,266 moving into a basement apartment in West Shit Street breaks my heart. 145 00:09:39,427 --> 00:09:44,096 It's a common belief that women use the left, emotional side of their brain 146 00:09:44,258 --> 00:09:46,975 and men the right, more logical side. 147 00:09:47,138 --> 00:09:49,146 But is it really that cut and dry? 148 00:09:49,314 --> 00:09:51,486 When it comes to affairs of the heart, 149 00:09:51,651 --> 00:09:54,498 there's a battle between what we know and what we feel. 150 00:09:54,658 --> 00:09:56,862 What do you do in a situation 151 00:09:57,026 --> 00:09:59,873 that leaps back and forth between the left and right side? 152 00:10:00,034 --> 00:10:05,053 In relationships, is it smarter to follow your heart or your head? 153 00:10:05,218 --> 00:10:08,000 This is Trey when he graduated from medical school. 154 00:10:08,162 --> 00:10:11,326 Later that week, charlotte met the head and heart of Trey's family - 155 00:10:11,490 --> 00:10:12,919 his mother, Bunny MacDougal. 156 00:10:13,123 --> 00:10:16,799 Trey, you look so cute in a cap and gown! 157 00:10:16,963 --> 00:10:21,567 That was before we jumped in the fountain and hell broke loose. 158 00:10:21,731 --> 00:10:23,040 What's next - boy scout snaps? 159 00:10:23,202 --> 00:10:26,017 count your blessings I didn't bring the one on the bearskin rug. 160 00:10:26,211 --> 00:10:29,887 You'll have to excuse her. She's a bit of a camera nazi. 161 00:10:30,051 --> 00:10:32,833 If you insist on dragging us down memory lane, 162 00:10:32,995 --> 00:10:36,824 I'm getting a real drink. Excuse me, a Glenlivet rocks, please. 163 00:10:36,994 --> 00:10:40,704 Maybe you should have a red wine instead. Better for the heart. 164 00:10:41,858 --> 00:10:43,963 - All righty. - Red wine. 165 00:10:44,130 --> 00:10:47,425 Thomas, we'd love some more nibbly cheese things. 166 00:10:47,587 --> 00:10:49,725 - very good, ma'am. - Thank you. 167 00:10:49,890 --> 00:10:53,720 He's older than water, but never forgets a martini. 168 00:10:55,650 --> 00:10:58,498 - Do you play tennis? - Mm-hm. 169 00:10:58,659 --> 00:11:00,601 I like her. 170 00:11:00,802 --> 00:11:02,624 Join the club. 171 00:11:02,786 --> 00:11:07,456 - What are you two doing tonight? - We've got reservations at cloche. 172 00:11:07,618 --> 00:11:13,182 I was there last week. Disappointing crab and the host was rude. 173 00:11:14,723 --> 00:11:17,886 Maybe you should go to cote Basque instead. 174 00:11:18,050 --> 00:11:19,457 All righty. 175 00:11:19,650 --> 00:11:21,821 charlotte was impressed with Bunny's technique. 176 00:11:21,986 --> 00:11:24,474 Trey had been looking forward to cloche all week. 177 00:11:24,642 --> 00:11:29,977 Meanwhile, downtown, Samantha was entertaining Adam Ball, a film editor 178 00:11:30,146 --> 00:11:34,750 who made a living cutting coming attractions for film companies. 179 00:11:34,914 --> 00:11:35,896 coming. 180 00:11:36,066 --> 00:11:37,473 I'm coming. 181 00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:43,387 oh, man! 182 00:11:43,554 --> 00:11:44,961 You give good head. 183 00:11:50,530 --> 00:11:53,847 I'm dating a guy with the funkiest tasting spunk. 184 00:12:00,066 --> 00:12:02,237 And she's never coming back. 185 00:12:02,402 --> 00:12:04,791 Sorry, but who else can I talk to about this? 186 00:12:04,962 --> 00:12:08,061 - Might I suggest, no one? - You're my girlfriends. Help me. 187 00:12:08,291 --> 00:12:10,909 - Have you ever had this problem? - Not really. 188 00:12:11,106 --> 00:12:14,849 But I have to admit it's never been a trip to Baskin-Robins. 189 00:12:15,011 --> 00:12:18,720 This guy is very sour. Like asparagus gone bad or something. 190 00:12:18,882 --> 00:12:20,792 can I cancel my rice pudding? 191 00:12:20,963 --> 00:12:23,712 Beautiful guy, great in bed, it's so disappointing. 192 00:12:23,874 --> 00:12:27,736 It's like a bad bottle of Beaujolais Nouveau the first day of season. 193 00:12:27,939 --> 00:12:31,713 It's to do with nutrition. I once dated a smoker. It affected how his tasted. 194 00:12:31,874 --> 00:12:34,624 They should put that on the pack to cut back sales. 195 00:12:34,786 --> 00:12:37,055 Maybe there's something he could eat to make it sweeter. 196 00:12:37,250 --> 00:12:41,211 - You should write to Martha Stewart. - Dear Martha, funky spunk, help! 197 00:12:41,379 --> 00:12:44,957 Dear funky spunk, try a hint of mint. 198 00:12:45,123 --> 00:12:48,570 It's not just asparagus. It's asparagus and something else. 199 00:12:48,738 --> 00:12:50,778 I know: clorox. 200 00:12:50,946 --> 00:12:54,208 - At least it'll get your whites whiter. - This is serious. I almost gagged. 201 00:12:54,371 --> 00:12:56,094 - That is serious. - What am I gonna do? 202 00:12:56,258 --> 00:13:00,033 - Just don't give him head again. - I never even thought of that. 203 00:13:00,194 --> 00:13:02,234 casual head is back now? 204 00:13:02,403 --> 00:13:04,956 It's fine. He's healthy, and I don't swallow. 205 00:13:05,122 --> 00:13:08,799 As long as you and the center for disease control are fine with it. 206 00:13:08,962 --> 00:13:11,483 He loves getting head, but what man doesn't? 207 00:13:11,651 --> 00:13:16,353 If the come-situation were reversed, do you think men would go near it? 208 00:13:16,514 --> 00:13:18,619 Maybe. If it tasted like beer. 209 00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:24,607 Miranda came home to something that was even harder to swallow. 210 00:13:24,770 --> 00:13:27,672 You have one new message. 211 00:13:28,642 --> 00:13:30,976 Hi. If this is steve's number... 212 00:13:31,138 --> 00:13:35,994 This is Barbara. We met last night. I'm the advertising exec. 213 00:13:36,162 --> 00:13:41,879 Steve, if this is you, call me. I'd love to go to a movie sometime. 214 00:13:42,050 --> 00:13:45,182 Today, 12:22 pm. 215 00:13:46,146 --> 00:13:49,463 And on an answering machine across town... 216 00:13:50,722 --> 00:13:53,537 You have one new message. 217 00:13:53,698 --> 00:13:58,204 Hi, it's me. I need to talk to you about what I said the other day. 218 00:13:58,370 --> 00:14:01,021 It's important. You know my cell number. 219 00:14:01,186 --> 00:14:04,153 The right side of my brain told me to delete it. 220 00:14:04,322 --> 00:14:06,078 But I left it. 221 00:14:06,274 --> 00:14:08,248 It's important. You know my cell number. 222 00:14:08,418 --> 00:14:11,266 Seven playbacks later, I invited an impartial judge. 223 00:14:11,426 --> 00:14:13,084 - Well? - You should have punched him. 224 00:14:13,250 --> 00:14:16,316 He wants to get back together, right? That's the tone. 225 00:14:16,482 --> 00:14:19,165 The "Hi" and the "It's important". Is that what it means? 226 00:14:19,362 --> 00:14:23,639 We will never know. They still don't know who killed Kennedy. 227 00:14:24,930 --> 00:14:27,930 - What should I do? - It's obvious what you want to do 228 00:14:28,099 --> 00:14:32,954 or you wouldn't listen to it and what happened to the sane part of you? 229 00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:36,537 I don't know. After the fifth playback he got in a little. 230 00:14:37,538 --> 00:14:39,808 - I hate my machine. - Yeah. 231 00:14:40,002 --> 00:14:42,107 I hate mine too. 232 00:14:42,274 --> 00:14:46,333 Steve got a message from a girl desperate for him to go to a movie. 233 00:14:46,530 --> 00:14:50,207 - Already? He's still on your couch. - I know. It's amazing. 234 00:14:50,370 --> 00:14:53,272 A 34-year-old guy with no money and no place to live 235 00:14:53,442 --> 00:14:55,482 because he's single, he's a catch. 236 00:14:55,650 --> 00:14:58,138 But a 34-year-old woman with a job and a great home 237 00:14:58,306 --> 00:15:00,346 because she's single, is considered tragic. 238 00:15:00,546 --> 00:15:02,455 Depressing. 239 00:15:02,626 --> 00:15:05,212 Let's listen to that message again. 240 00:15:05,378 --> 00:15:06,971 I'm deleting it. 241 00:15:07,170 --> 00:15:08,926 But it wasn't that simple. 242 00:15:09,090 --> 00:15:13,280 As soon as Miranda left, my emotions overruled both sides of my brain. 243 00:15:15,746 --> 00:15:17,371 - Hello? - It's carrie. 244 00:15:17,538 --> 00:15:21,084 oh, hey. Thanks for calling. 245 00:15:21,282 --> 00:15:23,584 It's about getting out of my marriage. 246 00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:26,649 I didn't knowwhy I called or what I wanted, 247 00:15:26,786 --> 00:15:28,674 but suddenly my heart was racing. 248 00:15:29,986 --> 00:15:33,565 I thought about it, and it's going to cost me a lot. 249 00:15:34,658 --> 00:15:36,927 You should forget about what I said. 250 00:15:37,154 --> 00:15:41,083 I made my bed, I should lie in it. 251 00:15:42,050 --> 00:15:44,385 You do that. 252 00:15:44,578 --> 00:15:49,085 It was what I needed. A shock treatment to jolt me back to sanity. 253 00:15:52,002 --> 00:15:56,759 - You have cracks. - Excuse me? 254 00:15:56,930 --> 00:15:58,872 The ceiling. 255 00:16:00,611 --> 00:16:02,585 How long have they been there? 256 00:16:02,754 --> 00:16:06,016 - Just three years. - oh, just three years? 257 00:16:08,098 --> 00:16:12,320 Don't take this the wrong way, but this place could use a little work. 258 00:16:12,482 --> 00:16:14,043 I can't afford it. 259 00:16:14,210 --> 00:16:18,334 - You got 8,000 bucks worth of shoes. - I needed those. 260 00:16:19,970 --> 00:16:22,904 You could do little things - plaster, strip the floors... 261 00:16:23,074 --> 00:16:27,613 You have no idea how beautiful it would be if we took it down a level. 262 00:16:29,026 --> 00:16:30,913 I don't know how to do that stuff. 263 00:16:31,074 --> 00:16:32,863 I do. 264 00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:36,125 - Let me strip your floors. - isn't that a lot of work? 265 00:16:36,290 --> 00:16:39,137 No. It'll just take a day. You won't know I'm here. 266 00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:41,437 Sure? Really? 267 00:16:41,602 --> 00:16:43,991 A special lady needs a special home. 268 00:16:48,962 --> 00:16:52,192 Here am I with a guy who wanted to make my home better. 269 00:16:52,354 --> 00:16:55,649 Somewhere out there was a guy who wanted to pull it apart. 270 00:16:55,842 --> 00:16:58,656 It wasn't a left or right-brainer, it was a no-brainer. 271 00:16:59,874 --> 00:17:02,973 - Tell me why we're here again. - I'm making an effort to eat better. 272 00:17:03,138 --> 00:17:06,782 After a browse on the healthysperm.com web page, 273 00:17:06,946 --> 00:17:09,729 Samantha invited Adam Ball to dinner. 274 00:17:09,922 --> 00:17:13,883 oK, here are your wheat grass shots. 275 00:17:14,050 --> 00:17:17,465 I'll be right back with the menus. 276 00:17:22,626 --> 00:17:27,132 - I can't drink that. - Try it. It's very good for you. 277 00:17:27,298 --> 00:17:29,240 Bottoms up. 278 00:17:43,778 --> 00:17:45,600 That shit is funky! 279 00:17:45,762 --> 00:17:50,333 Samantha fought the urge not to tell Adam Ball he didn't knowfrom funky. 280 00:17:50,498 --> 00:17:56,128 How long does it take for wheat grass to work into your system? 281 00:17:56,290 --> 00:17:58,657 - Hard to say. - Ballpark. 282 00:17:59,778 --> 00:18:01,850 An hour and a half. 283 00:18:02,018 --> 00:18:03,644 We should order. 284 00:18:03,810 --> 00:18:05,697 An hour and a half, two wheat grass shots 285 00:18:05,826 --> 00:18:07,768 and a ginger-melon smoothie later, 286 00:18:07,970 --> 00:18:09,115 I'm coming. 287 00:18:09,282 --> 00:18:11,104 I'm coming. 288 00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:17,055 Man, man, man, you give good head. 289 00:18:21,570 --> 00:18:22,945 oh, babe. 290 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,146 What? You don't like your salad? 291 00:18:29,313 --> 00:18:32,380 No. The dressing's a tad... something. 292 00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:36,157 Excuse me, I'd like to change this for the rucola and endive. 293 00:18:37,698 --> 00:18:40,764 You should try the tomato basil. It's sweeter. 294 00:18:40,930 --> 00:18:42,392 All righty. 295 00:18:46,882 --> 00:18:49,435 - Mom was quite taken with you. - She is? 296 00:18:49,602 --> 00:18:52,384 Why wouldn't she be? You're exquisite. 297 00:18:53,506 --> 00:18:56,321 You are a dream come true. 298 00:18:56,482 --> 00:18:58,719 charlotte knewthis was the moment, 299 00:18:58,882 --> 00:19:03,704 that magic moment where Trey was going to ask her to be his wife. 300 00:19:03,873 --> 00:19:05,913 - charlotte. - Yes? 301 00:19:08,098 --> 00:19:10,684 - Tomato and basil? - Yes. 302 00:19:13,922 --> 00:19:15,002 Enjoy. 303 00:19:15,170 --> 00:19:19,163 Doesn't this look like a little plate of heaven? 304 00:19:19,330 --> 00:19:21,752 This basil is perfection. 305 00:19:21,986 --> 00:19:27,802 What is it about you charlotte? You always know just what I want. 306 00:19:29,858 --> 00:19:33,916 - Maybe we should get married. - All righty. 307 00:19:40,130 --> 00:19:42,880 - I'm engaged. - oh, my God. Really? 308 00:19:43,042 --> 00:19:47,776 - That's wonderful, sweetie. - I proposed to myself. 309 00:19:47,938 --> 00:19:49,661 - What? - Yes. 310 00:19:49,826 --> 00:19:53,917 I suggested he have a tomato salad, then I suggested we get married. 311 00:19:54,082 --> 00:19:55,489 What did he say? 312 00:19:55,682 --> 00:19:57,591 "All righty." 313 00:19:59,042 --> 00:20:01,497 "All righty"? He said, "All righty"? 314 00:20:01,666 --> 00:20:05,921 The upsetting thing is proposing to a guy who says "all righty". 315 00:20:06,082 --> 00:20:07,358 Stop. 316 00:20:07,522 --> 00:20:10,838 - All righty. - I was the one supposed to say yes. 317 00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:14,207 - Who cares about those stupid rules? - I do. 318 00:20:14,402 --> 00:20:17,304 You're overreacting. You love Trey, right? 319 00:20:17,474 --> 00:20:20,605 And you want to marry him, right? 320 00:20:20,770 --> 00:20:24,218 Yes, but there was no kneeling. 321 00:20:24,386 --> 00:20:27,103 There was no ring, no nothing. 322 00:20:27,266 --> 00:20:31,324 This is an awful engagement story. What am I supposed to tell my kids? 323 00:20:31,489 --> 00:20:36,443 Mommy really wanted to get married, so Daddy said, "All righty". 324 00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:39,130 So unromantic. 325 00:20:51,618 --> 00:20:54,814 Steve? The dog! 326 00:21:01,378 --> 00:21:05,055 Steve. It's 4.:00 am. 327 00:21:09,954 --> 00:21:12,572 Miranda realized he was with the girl executive. 328 00:21:12,738 --> 00:21:17,659 It was officially over. She finally got it into her head. 329 00:21:30,114 --> 00:21:31,608 - Morning. - Morning. 330 00:21:31,778 --> 00:21:35,225 - I took the dog out already. - Thanks. I was... 331 00:21:35,394 --> 00:21:40,315 There's coffee, and I circled a bunch of apartments that sound good. 332 00:21:40,482 --> 00:21:45,435 I'll get out of here today. Thanks for letting me sleep on your couch. 333 00:21:45,602 --> 00:21:46,879 You're welcome. 334 00:21:57,954 --> 00:22:00,921 I think we did pretty good. 335 00:22:01,890 --> 00:22:04,028 We did us proud. 336 00:22:04,194 --> 00:22:06,169 Steve... 337 00:22:06,338 --> 00:22:09,850 - Never mind. - What? 338 00:22:10,017 --> 00:22:14,524 I was gonna say, "Keep in touch", but that would be weird. 339 00:22:15,586 --> 00:22:18,520 I guess we could do that. 340 00:22:44,098 --> 00:22:45,953 Aidan. 341 00:22:53,313 --> 00:22:56,379 You said I wouldn't be bothered. I'm bothered. 342 00:22:56,545 --> 00:23:00,157 - It's too loud? - Yeah. I've got a deadline. 343 00:23:00,322 --> 00:23:03,104 - Go to my house. - No, I can't write there. 344 00:23:03,265 --> 00:23:07,040 Pete's jumping all over me. He's deleting things. 345 00:23:07,202 --> 00:23:10,049 I'm leaving. I'll be at the Stanhope Hotel. 346 00:23:10,210 --> 00:23:13,984 - At least let me pay for it. - No, I got it. 347 00:23:14,178 --> 00:23:18,335 This is why I don't do home repairs. Unforeseen costs. 348 00:23:18,498 --> 00:23:19,774 You'll love these floors. 349 00:23:19,938 --> 00:23:24,281 Mom was beside herself. She demanded your address... 350 00:23:24,482 --> 00:23:26,424 - ... so she could send flowers. - That's nice. 351 00:23:26,594 --> 00:23:28,601 charlotte had done the impossible in New York. 352 00:23:28,770 --> 00:23:31,159 She was engaged to her heart's desire. 353 00:23:31,330 --> 00:23:34,112 Unfortunately, she couldn't get the way it happened out of her head. 354 00:23:34,274 --> 00:23:35,386 Wait. 355 00:23:36,194 --> 00:23:39,227 I think we should stop here for a minute. 356 00:23:41,410 --> 00:23:46,461 Maybe we should go in and find you the most beautiful ring they have. 357 00:23:46,625 --> 00:23:48,764 All righty. 358 00:23:48,930 --> 00:23:52,159 From that moment on, charlotte would tell everyone 359 00:23:52,322 --> 00:23:56,545 that in front of Tiffany's, out of nowhere, Trey popped the question. 360 00:23:56,706 --> 00:24:00,415 And she said, "All righty". 361 00:24:12,674 --> 00:24:15,543 I'm not really in the mood for that tonight. 362 00:24:15,714 --> 00:24:19,194 come on, baby, you give the greatest head. Please. 363 00:24:19,361 --> 00:24:22,874 - It's not gonna happen. - Why? What's the problem? 364 00:24:24,929 --> 00:24:27,799 Well, Adam... 365 00:24:27,970 --> 00:24:31,286 - You've got funky tasting spunk. - What? 366 00:24:31,458 --> 00:24:33,367 You heard me. Your spunk is funky. 367 00:24:34,369 --> 00:24:39,071 - My spunk? - come, spooge, jiz, joy juice. Funky. 368 00:24:39,233 --> 00:24:42,582 I've heard bad excuses for not giving head, but this one takes the cake. 369 00:24:42,753 --> 00:24:46,648 - Excuse me? - You're a two blow job chick. 370 00:24:46,818 --> 00:24:50,113 They're in the coming attractions but I'll never see them in the movie. 371 00:24:50,274 --> 00:24:53,143 I resent that. I love giving head. 372 00:24:53,313 --> 00:24:57,437 Then give me a little BJ. Up and down a couple of times, it's easy. 373 00:24:57,602 --> 00:25:01,377 You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. 374 00:25:01,538 --> 00:25:04,986 Teeth placement, jaw stress, suction, and gag reflex, 375 00:25:05,153 --> 00:25:09,463 all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe. Easy? 376 00:25:09,633 --> 00:25:12,633 Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'. 377 00:25:14,178 --> 00:25:17,211 Now, having said all that, 378 00:25:17,377 --> 00:25:20,574 with the right man it can be fabulous. 379 00:25:21,634 --> 00:25:27,198 That is, unless the man has spunk that's like the rotten egg buffet. 380 00:25:27,362 --> 00:25:30,461 come on, it can't be that bad. 381 00:25:32,610 --> 00:25:35,327 I'll make a deal with you. 382 00:25:35,490 --> 00:25:37,464 You try it. 383 00:25:37,633 --> 00:25:41,823 If you're fine with it, I'll be fine with it. 384 00:25:41,985 --> 00:25:44,855 I can't do that. It's gay. 385 00:25:45,057 --> 00:25:47,294 It's not gay, if it's you. 386 00:25:48,385 --> 00:25:50,043 Take it or leave it. 387 00:25:50,209 --> 00:25:55,676 Ten minutes later, Samantha learnt how far men would go for a blow job. 388 00:25:57,537 --> 00:25:59,839 I'm fine with it. 389 00:26:03,138 --> 00:26:05,145 Samantha kept her word. 390 00:26:05,313 --> 00:26:08,477 She gave him head, but her heart wasn't in it. 391 00:26:16,930 --> 00:26:18,424 - Hello? - It's me. 392 00:26:18,594 --> 00:26:21,212 - I'm in the lobby. - How did you know I was here? 393 00:26:21,378 --> 00:26:24,727 - That guy at your place... - You called my house again? 394 00:26:24,898 --> 00:26:28,891 - I have to talk to you. - I have to talk to you too. Stay there. 395 00:26:29,793 --> 00:26:30,971 Shit. 396 00:26:44,545 --> 00:26:47,295 - This is not the lobby. - Have a drink. 397 00:26:47,457 --> 00:26:50,523 What are you doing, calling my house, following me to hotels? 398 00:26:50,689 --> 00:26:54,104 could you sit down for one minute and listen to me? 399 00:26:54,306 --> 00:26:55,964 Please. One minute. 400 00:26:59,041 --> 00:27:01,529 I don't have time. I have a boyfriend and a deadline, 401 00:27:01,730 --> 00:27:03,901 and you have a wife and a drinking problem. 402 00:27:04,066 --> 00:27:05,854 - I'm not drunk. - Then what is your excuse? 403 00:27:06,017 --> 00:27:08,887 Slow down, I can't think. 404 00:27:13,410 --> 00:27:16,127 - I was an asshole the other day. - Yes. 405 00:27:17,281 --> 00:27:20,859 When I said I was leaving, you didn't say anything. I got nervous, so... 406 00:27:21,025 --> 00:27:22,848 So, what? 407 00:27:24,482 --> 00:27:25,726 I don't know. 408 00:27:25,890 --> 00:27:31,192 This has to stop - flirting, jerking me around, calling my boyfriend. 409 00:27:31,361 --> 00:27:34,176 He doesn't know about you, and I don't want him to. 410 00:27:34,338 --> 00:27:35,647 Why? 411 00:27:35,809 --> 00:27:38,678 Go, lie in your beige bed. 412 00:27:46,881 --> 00:27:48,856 carrie, wait, wait. 413 00:27:49,026 --> 00:27:52,855 I haven't explained this very well. Wait a minute. Listen. 414 00:27:53,026 --> 00:27:55,447 The thing is, fuck, I miss you. 415 00:27:55,617 --> 00:27:57,472 Too bad. 416 00:27:57,633 --> 00:28:01,462 - Do not come in here. - I have to talk to you. 417 00:28:01,666 --> 00:28:04,349 What? What is it you have to say? 418 00:28:04,546 --> 00:28:06,967 I made a mistake. 419 00:28:08,130 --> 00:28:09,439 Fuck you. 420 00:28:09,889 --> 00:28:12,191 I love you. 421 00:28:13,761 --> 00:28:15,452 Fuck you. 422 00:28:20,002 --> 00:28:25,217 My mind was yelling how angry I was, but my heart... 423 00:28:25,377 --> 00:28:28,060 Fuck me. 424 00:28:45,249 --> 00:28:49,657 And just like that I lost my head. 425 00:28:50,661 --> 00:29:00,252 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org