1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,000 Night calls, we're getting you all 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:05,000 Got your sweet and naughty girls 3 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Gonna show you it all 4 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:10,000 Night calls, making dreams come true 5 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:13,000 If you got the balls, give us a call 6 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:16,000 You're on night calls 7 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:36,000 Music 8 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:39,000 How difficult is this, baby? 9 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:44,000 I'm singing out my voice to let you be 10 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:48,000 It takes time, we'll build these worlds 11 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:52,000 I swear I'll cope, but right now 12 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:56,000 We just need some time 13 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:59,000 You and I both know 14 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:01,000 You and I both know 15 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:03,000 I'll come back for you 16 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:07,000 And we're ready, baby 17 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:09,000 You and I both know 18 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:12,000 I'm breathing, but you know 19 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,000 I'll come back for you 20 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:16,000 And we're ready 21 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:24,000 Applause 22 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,000 Welcome to Night Calls. 23 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:30,000 Tonight on the show we have legendary adult director Jim Powers. 24 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:33,000 Applause 25 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:36,000 Comic Eric Griffin. 26 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:39,000 Applause 27 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:42,000 Let's see, Spearmint Rhino Strippers. 28 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:46,000 Applause 29 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:48,000 Our band Never Heard Of It. 30 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:52,000 Applause 31 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:57,000 And as always the hottest and horniest girls on TV. 32 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:58,000 Yeah they are. 33 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:02,000 So our topic tonight is how to make your own porn. 34 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:07,000 If you have any stories or tips call 800-359-8100 35 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:10,000 Or you can email us at nightcallsatplayboy.com 36 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:15,000 You can also check us out at myspace.com slash nightcallslive. 37 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:18,000 Well, Kirsten, let's not lie here. 38 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:22,000 We all know you've made some amateur porn videos. 39 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:25,000 Yeah, I like to make some movies at home. 40 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:27,000 It's kind of my thing, you know. 41 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:30,000 And you as I noticed because I've seen a couple of your videos 42 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,000 which are very hot by the way. 43 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,000 You like to role play. 44 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:38,000 I do, I like to dress up and, you know, do some crazy shit. 45 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:40,000 You did do some crazy shit. 46 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:42,000 I remember the little Dorothy outfit. 47 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:45,000 Yeah, well, you know, what are you going to do? 48 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:49,000 But you know, role playing is all fun and games 49 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:52,000 but it's about making the amateur porn. 50 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:53,000 And I've got a good tip. 51 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:56,000 When you're going to make amateur porn, get the tape. 52 00:02:56,000 --> 00:03:00,000 If it's you and a guy, you make sure that you get the tape 53 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,000 whether you have to fight over it or not. 54 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:05,000 If you're a guy or a girl, always get that tape 55 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:07,000 because it's going to end up on the internet. 56 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:10,000 It's going to end up on someone's TV at a party. 57 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:13,000 So just make sure you get that tape back no matter what. 58 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,000 There should only be one copy. 59 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:18,000 One copy, you have it, it's all good. 60 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:21,000 Yeah, because when you break up this stuff is gold, baby. 61 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:23,000 You don't want to fuck that shit up. 62 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:24,000 It's revenge. 63 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:27,000 Hello, do you ever want to get back at your girlfriend 64 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,000 or your boyfriend and be like, oh yeah, 65 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,000 I'm going to show this tape everywhere 66 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:34,000 and everybody's going to see that you're a dirty little whore. 67 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,000 That's right, so make sure you get that tape. 68 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,000 Dude, I love making porn. 69 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,000 You know what it is about making amateur porn? 70 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:43,000 It's kind of exciting and new. 71 00:03:43,000 --> 00:03:46,000 Even if you do porn for a living, you're making it. 72 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,000 Nobody's telling you what to do. 73 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:51,000 It's kind of in the raw, kind of nasty. 74 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:53,000 You can kind of get away with what you want 75 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:56,000 and you're in your privacy of wherever you want to be. 76 00:03:56,000 --> 00:04:00,000 Your home or somebody else's home or anything. 77 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,000 And it's kind of dirty. 78 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:04,000 You're sitting there like you're not supposed to be doing it. 79 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:07,000 It feels new and it feels wrong and it feels fucking great. 80 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,000 It just makes me want to unzip your dress. 81 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:12,000 Let's talk to Bob. 82 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,000 Hello, Bob. 83 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,000 Hello, ladies. 84 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:15,000 How's it going, baby? 85 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:17,000 Oh, God, you are so hot. 86 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:19,000 Oh, thanks, Bob. 87 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:20,000 I bet you're real hot too. 88 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:22,000 I do okay. 89 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:26,000 Bob, do you want to make your own amateur porn with us right now? 90 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:27,000 Oh, I'd love to. 91 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,000 I need to see something though. 92 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:30,000 Is your cock out? 93 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:31,000 What's that? 94 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:32,000 I do have it out. 95 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:33,000 Yeah. 96 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:34,000 Hey, little pussy. 97 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:35,000 Oh, my God. 98 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:36,000 Fucking put your cock right in there. 99 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,000 I'd love to. 100 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:38,000 Want to fuck us? 101 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,000 Oh, it's nice and fucking wet for you, Bob. 102 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:42,000 Oh, shit. 103 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:44,000 Feel that fucking wet pussy. 104 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,000 Oh, my God. 105 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:47,000 Yeah, baby. 106 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,000 Fucking lick that. 107 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,000 Oh, Bob. 108 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,000 You are making my day. 109 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,000 This is so on. 110 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,000 Yeah. 111 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,000 Oh, fuck. 112 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:56,000 You like that, Bob? 113 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,000 Oh, my God. 114 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:58,000 Spank her, please, Kirsten. 115 00:04:58,000 --> 00:04:59,000 Oh. 116 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,000 Spank her, please. 117 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,000 Oh, my God. 118 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,000 Yeah. 119 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,000 Yeah, fucking harder. 120 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:05,000 You just wanted to bob her head up and down. 121 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:06,000 Bob. 122 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,000 Like that? 123 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:10,000 Oh, fucking come for us, Bob. 124 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,000 Don't you come all over her fucking ass. 125 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,000 I'll fucking do it. 126 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,000 Oh, my God. 127 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,000 Oh, Bob. 128 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:17,000 Put that fucking cum right here. 129 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:19,000 Right in your fucking tight little ass. 130 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:22,000 Oh, yeah. 131 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,000 Very nice. 132 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:24,000 Bob, thank you. 133 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:25,000 Thanks, Bob. 134 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:26,000 Thank you. 135 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:29,000 Well, now I'm going to take you to come visit with some of my friends and talk to them about 136 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:31,000 the movies they've made. 137 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:32,000 Hi, sexy girls. 138 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:33,000 Hi. 139 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:36,000 I'm here with Samantha Ryan and Hannah Harper, two very big stars. 140 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:39,000 Do you guys star in your own movies at home, too? 141 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:40,000 Do you make movies? 142 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:41,000 No. 143 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:42,000 No. 144 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,000 No. 145 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:44,000 No. 146 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,000 No. 147 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,000 No. 148 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,000 No. 149 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,000 No. 150 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,000 No. 151 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:51,000 Do you guys star in your own movies at home, too? 152 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,000 Do you make amateur porn? 153 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:54,000 I've done one. 154 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,000 One? 155 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,000 One. 156 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,000 Yeah. 157 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:58,000 And who has this tape right now? 158 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:01,000 My ex-boyfriend still has it because I do. 159 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:04,000 And was this before you were in the industry? 160 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:09,000 Actually, I made one of me just stripping by myself before I got in, like rehearsal porn 161 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:10,000 star style. 162 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:14,000 And then the one I did with my boyfriend was when I was in the industry. 163 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:15,000 Very sexy. 164 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,000 Oh, really? 165 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:19,000 Oh, I want to check it out where you're doing all, like, the porn star moves and stuff. 166 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:21,000 At first I was, like, nervous. 167 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:23,000 I'm like, I can't believe we're doing this. 168 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,000 And then I'm like, well, I'm a porn star. 169 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,000 I should just break out. 170 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:29,000 So I did, like, the reverse cowgirl and got some good angles for it. 171 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:30,000 Nice. 172 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,000 Loving it. 173 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,000 And Samantha, what about you? 174 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,000 I have made one. 175 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:34,000 One. 176 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:38,000 When I was a sweet little innocent girl before I was in the industry. 177 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,000 Oh. 178 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:40,000 Naughty girl. 179 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,000 I'm very naughty now. 180 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:44,000 I didn't really know what I was doing, but I had a lot of fun. 181 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:45,000 And we had, it was cute. 182 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:47,000 We had a little stuffed animal as our cameraman. 183 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:49,000 We set the camera on the stuffed animal. 184 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:50,000 Little stuffed monkey. 185 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:51,000 That was our cameraman. 186 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:53,000 Aw, how hot and sexy. 187 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,000 Stuffed monkey as a camera guy. 188 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:57,000 Hey, at least you had a cameraman, you know? 189 00:06:57,000 --> 00:07:00,000 Most people don't have cameramen when they're making their own movies. 190 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,000 Well, let's take a caller. 191 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,000 Hi, Mike from Louisiana. 192 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:05,000 Hi, ladies. 193 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,000 Hi. 194 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,000 How are you guys doing? 195 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:08,000 Do you make your own home movies? 196 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:11,000 Yeah, I tend to make my movies quite frequently. 197 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:12,000 Huh? 198 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:13,000 Yeah, I do. 199 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:14,000 I make movies all the time. 200 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,000 You do? 201 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:17,000 Do you use a tripod or do you do POV style? 202 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:18,000 POV, always. 203 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:19,000 Yeah? 204 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:20,000 Always. 205 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:22,000 But I normally don't let the ladies know. 206 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,000 It's just my habit. 207 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:25,000 That's naughty. 208 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:27,000 So you don't let them know so they don't agree to it? 209 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:29,000 No, it's not that they don't agree. 210 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,000 Some find out midway and love it. 211 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,000 Get real turned on, some freak out. 212 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,000 Well, how would you get them to agree? 213 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:35,000 What's that? 214 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:37,000 How do you get them to agree to make the movie? 215 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,000 I don't even let them know the camera's in the room. 216 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,000 You don't? 217 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:41,000 It's not illegal. 218 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:43,000 Not if I don't show it to anyone. 219 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:46,000 But then what's the point of having it if we're not going to show it to all your friends? 220 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:50,000 Well, my friends, that's an exception, but no internet material. 221 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,000 That's for sure. 222 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,000 He's naughty. 223 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:55,000 I don't ever want to meet him. 224 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:58,000 I don't want some secret tape floating around of me. 225 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:59,000 No, it's definitely... 226 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:02,000 Hey, Jesse, you have any creeps over there at the bar? 227 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:07,000 You know, I don't have any creeps, but I got myself a freak right here 228 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:09,000 and it's our bartender here at night who calls. 229 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:10,000 Chris, what's up? 230 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:11,000 Not much, not much. 231 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:12,000 How you doing? 232 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:15,000 I'm really good and I'm just really curious. 233 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:18,000 Have you made your own amateur porn? 234 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:20,000 I never made my own amateur porn. 235 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,000 Interesting you used to say that. No. 236 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:23,000 Are you lying? 237 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,000 You're just trying to hide it because you're shy or something? 238 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:28,000 No, no, no. I'm just not into that kind of thing. 239 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:32,000 I would masturbate to your porn right now if you had it. 240 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:36,000 If you just show me the tape, I'll do it in front of you or you could join. 241 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,000 I mean, why haven't you made a porn? 242 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,000 There has to be a reason. 243 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:43,000 Well, normally the girls that I'm with afterwards, 244 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:47,000 I never want to see them again, so they don't need making a tape. 245 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:51,000 But you can always, you know, do an angle where you got her, you know, doggy 246 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:54,000 and you're just like, ugh, ugh, and you don't have to see her face. 247 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,000 Yeah, that's true too. I could do that. Maybe I'd think about that. 248 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:59,000 Maybe we'll go make one and practice in the dressing room. 249 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,000 What? 250 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,000 Yeah. 251 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,000 Think about it. Think about it. 252 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,000 I thought about it. It's tough. 253 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,000 Hi. 254 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,000 Hi. 255 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:10,000 So, look what I ran into. 256 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:14,000 Sophia and Daisy, how are you? 257 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:15,000 Oh my god. 258 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:20,000 So, Miss Sophia, I don't know, have you ever made an amateur porn? 259 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:25,000 Well, you know, I mean, I've done a couple videos professionally, 260 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:28,000 but I was a Sunday school teacher before that, so. 261 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:33,000 Oh, so it was kind of dirty for you as a Sunday school teacher, right? 262 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:37,000 Yeah, I was, you know, I was a good girl. I couldn't do that. Are you kidding me? 263 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:38,000 I'm a good girl. 264 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,000 I was so shy. 265 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:41,000 I'm a good girl and I make amateur porn. 266 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:42,000 Yeah. 267 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:47,000 You're a good girl, believe me. I know. I'll have it tonight too, so. 268 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:52,000 That's hot too, but I'm also here with Daisy, who I don't have to ask. 269 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:56,000 I know Miss Daisy's made amateur home videos, have you not? 270 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,000 Definitely have. 271 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:59,000 How many would you say? 272 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:02,000 Oh, I can't even count. So many. Way too many. 273 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,000 I actually made one for everybody to see. 274 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:08,000 That's right. Daisy, for y'all out there, has made you a video 275 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:12,000 on tips of how to make your own amateur video and how to make it right. 276 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:15,000 Let's check it out. 277 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:21,000 Hi, I'm Daisy Marie and today I'm going to show you how to make your own home amateur porn. 278 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:26,000 First, you need a camera. Simple camera, nothing big like what I got here. 279 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,000 Now, first thing you need is good lighting. 280 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:32,000 Now, this room has very good natural light, but you can go to a hardware store 281 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,000 and find yourself a light like this. 282 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:37,000 The second thing you need is a cock. 283 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:40,000 And here is my cock. Say hi. 284 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,000 Hi. 285 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:44,000 Now, the first thing we're going to do is called a POV. 286 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:48,000 The main thing on a POV is you have to keep your eyes on the camera. 287 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:51,000 Make sure you give them those sexy eyes while you're sucking this cock. 288 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:54,000 You know, your man might be watching this, jerking off. 289 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:57,000 So, you definitely got to keep your eyes on the camera. 290 00:10:57,000 --> 00:11:00,000 I'll show you how it's done. 291 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,000 So, next you need a tripod. 292 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:13,000 Here is the tripod. You set your camera here on the tripod. 293 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:17,000 Just like that, right? 294 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:20,000 And you make sure you got your shot. 295 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:25,000 Oh, God, it feels so good. 296 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:28,000 Now, ladies, if you're not loud when you're fucking, 297 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:31,000 you definitely want to be extra loud for your home video. 298 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:34,000 It makes it more exciting and more sexy. 299 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:38,000 Oh, yeah, I'm fucked up! Yes! 300 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:41,000 You're most definitely going to want to change positions 301 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,000 because it's going to get boring after a while. 302 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:46,000 And you are going to have to edit this on your computer later on, 303 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:49,000 and you want different transitions. 304 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:52,000 See? Wasn't that cool? 305 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:55,000 All right, now you're also going to want to put some music on, 306 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:58,000 you know, to set the mood. 307 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:02,000 Um, not that one. 308 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:04,000 All right, that sounds better. 309 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,000 Yeah. 310 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,000 Oh, yeah. 311 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:10,000 All right, now you also want to move your tripod around 312 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:13,000 so you get different angles, like this one. 313 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:17,000 Oh, what did I cut? 314 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:20,000 Now, it kind of sucks to have to stop every once in a while 315 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:24,000 to move the camera around, but in the end, it's all worth it. 316 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:29,000 Oh, oh, yeah. 317 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:33,000 All right, now you definitely want to use graphics in your movies 318 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,000 so that you remember who you're fucking. 319 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,000 What's your name again? 320 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:39,000 Mikey Butters. 321 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:42,000 Mikey Butters. See? There you have it. 322 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:45,000 Oh, no! 323 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,000 You just came inside of me. 324 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,000 Sure did. 325 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,000 Number one rule, do not come inside. 326 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:55,000 You must come all over the girl when you're making your home porn. 327 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,000 That's the number one rule. 328 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,000 Well, I hope you guys learned something. 329 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:02,000 Good luck on your home DVDs. Thanks. 330 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:09,000 Daisy, great video. 331 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,000 Well, I hope you guys learned something. 332 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,000 You know what? You should actually make that video and sell it. 333 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,000 You'd make lots of money, 334 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:17,000 and people would get great tips on home videos, I think. 335 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,000 I'm thinking about it. 336 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,000 Yeah, that was sexy. That was really, really hot. 337 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,000 Well, stay tuned. 338 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:27,000 We've got more amateur porn coming right at you 339 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:30,000 and a new construct star from Digital Playground. 340 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,000 Thank you! 341 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,000 Black is not now 342 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:50,000 Now you will be there 343 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:54,000 The baby got fit before now 344 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:57,000 But the storm is tearing now 345 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,000 She's now 346 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:02,000 She's sad 347 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:06,000 Oh, she's sad 348 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,000 She sees the light 349 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:12,000 She dies before the meaning 350 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,000 Welcome back. 351 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:25,000 Our topic tonight is amateur porn. 352 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,000 Have you all ever made some? 353 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,000 I know you have, so don't deny it out there. 354 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,000 In fact, let's call and talk to Ricky from New York 355 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,000 and ask what he's had. 356 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,000 Hey Ricky, do you make porn at home? 357 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,000 Hey, what's up girls? 358 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,000 Yeah, actually, I'd like to. That's what I'm calling about. 359 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,000 I got it all, you know, set up. 360 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,000 I've been looking in the bedroom, getting all the camera stuff. 361 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,000 But I'm talking to my girlfriend, 362 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,000 and she's a little hesitant. 363 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,000 The only thing she's worried about, she's like, 364 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,000 she doesn't want the tape to get out, and you know, 365 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,000 on the internet and all that kind of thing. 366 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,000 Is there anything I can say or do to kind of... 367 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,000 Get her drunk. 368 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,000 Totally, for one, because that always helps me anyways 369 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,000 with the bitches. 370 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,000 I just get them nice and liquored up. 371 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,000 They do whatever I want. 372 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,000 So that's tip number one. 373 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:09,000 But tip number two, tell her you're going to erase it. 374 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,000 And pretend you erase it. 375 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,000 Be like, oh, look, baby. 376 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,000 Or you can tell her you're going to give her the tape. 377 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,000 You know, if you tell her that she's going to give the tape, 378 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,000 even though you might have another secret camera running, 379 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,000 she doesn't have to know about it. 380 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,000 Yeah, you can be like, hey, look, baby, 381 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,000 it's not even recording. This red light means it's off. 382 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,000 Or you can come up with a corny story, too, 383 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,000 going, I want to remember 384 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,000 our love together 385 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:33,000 because it's so beautiful. I can't forget it. 386 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:35,000 And when you can't be with me, I want to watch it. 387 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,000 And, you know, chicks fall for that. 388 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,000 Yeah, it's romantic. 389 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,000 They do. I wouldn't, but they do. 390 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,000 It's romantic 391 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,000 to make co-movies, Ricky. Use that one. 392 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,000 Put some candles out, 393 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,000 massage oil, 394 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,000 lots of liquor. 395 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,000 You can do it. 396 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,000 Yeah, cool, cool. 397 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,000 We got it. All right, I'll give it a shot, girls. 398 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,000 All right, thanks. Let us see the video, Ricky. 399 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,000 Send it in. 400 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,000 Thank you. 401 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,000 So, 402 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,000 guess what time it is? 403 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,000 Born in 88! 404 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,000 All right. 405 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,000 So we are going to bring out 406 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,000 our Born in 88 girl, Ms. Shay Jordan, 407 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,000 new digital playground girl. 408 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:29,000 Yay! 409 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,000 Hey, hi, Mama. 410 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,000 Ooh. 411 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,000 Hi. 412 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,000 How are you? I'm good. 413 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,000 She's so cute. 414 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,000 Isn't she hot? 415 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,000 Want me to tell you something disappointing, though. 416 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,000 Go ahead. This is Shay Jordan, 417 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,000 digital playground's newest contract star, 418 00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,000 the company I work for, and 419 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,000 I haven't got to fuck her yet. 420 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,000 Jess, you know what's worse than that? 421 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,000 What? Since I'm a wicked girl, I'll never 422 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,000 get to fuck her. 423 00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,000 I like you. 424 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,000 Isn't she great? 425 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,000 I'm picking up what you're laying down, baby. 426 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,000 I like it. 427 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,000 There it is. 428 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,000 So how do you like being a contract girl? 429 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,000 I love it. 430 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,000 It's ecstatic. 431 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,000 That's nice. 432 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,000 And how many movies have you shot so far? 433 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,000 Three. 434 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,000 Of my own. 435 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,000 I thought it was two, but it's three. 436 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,000 How did you get in the industry, exactly? 437 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:27,000 I started off by sending 438 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,000 in photos to a 439 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,000 loser, and I was doing 440 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,000 nude modeling, 441 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,000 modeling, and then after that 442 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,000 I just decided the money wasn't good enough 443 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,000 and I wanted to do porn. 444 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,000 Check this out. This is Sexual Freak 2 445 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,000 from Digital Playground. Let's see you in action. 446 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,000 Look at those big cuffs. 447 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,000 You take big cuffs. 448 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,000 Wow, like a fucking champ. 449 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,000 Your titties bounce 450 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,000 real good. Are they real? 451 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,000 Yes. 452 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,000 Who is that cop? 453 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,000 It's the man behind the 454 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,000 cock, ladies and gentlemen. 455 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,000 Oh, wow. 456 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,000 You are a sexual freak. 457 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,000 I am. 458 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,000 Do you like to watch yourself getting 459 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,000 fucked? I love it. 460 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,000 I love the camera. 461 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,000 Do you ever go home and masturbate 462 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,000 to your own movies? I guess. 463 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,000 I like that. Have you? 464 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,000 Me neither. 465 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,000 I don't like to watch myself have sex. 466 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,000 I don't. 467 00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,000 I don't know if I could watch myself and go 468 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,000 oh yeah, that's the way you do it. 469 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,000 Good move right there. 470 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,000 Do it with your leg. 471 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,000 Just try. It's sexy. 472 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,000 I have a hard time watching myself have sex 473 00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,000 actually. It's kind of weird for me. 474 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,000 Obviously you masturbate. 475 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,000 We got a present for you. 476 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,000 I love her box coupling down. 477 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,000 Is it not cute? 478 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,000 I love the world here at Night Calls. 479 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,000 This is the Velvet 480 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,000 Touch Vibes and it's from 481 00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,000 Doc Johnson. See? 482 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:57,000 Take it from a pro. 483 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,000 I have one. I swear. 484 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,000 I do. Look, here it is. This is my favorite 485 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,000 toy and you can get more toys like this 486 00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,000 at DocJohnson.com. 487 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,000 This is great. 488 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,000 It works good too. 489 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,000 It's powerful. 490 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,000 And it's 491 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,000 waterproof. 492 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,000 You can use it in the tub. 493 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,000 Great. 494 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,000 I can use it all day every day. 495 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,000 I do too. I break so many of them. 496 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,000 This is a good one though. 497 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,000 It's time for a new one. 498 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,000 I use too many toys when I don't get to have sex. 499 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,000 I'm going to beat you with this. 500 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,000 Can I join? 501 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,000 Why don't you guys give me 502 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,000 a little preview of what it's going to be like 503 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,000 when you fuck each other. 504 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:41,000 I'm going to grab her. 505 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,000 I'm going to bend her over. 506 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,000 I'm going to sit in there and feel her nice 507 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,000 ass. 508 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,000 And then when I have my strap on 509 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,000 I'm going to fuck her 510 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,000 like this. 511 00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,000 Roll her around. 512 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,000 Spread her legs. 513 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,000 Pull her hair. 514 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,000 This is good action 515 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,000 here people. High quality 516 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,000 digital playground action. 517 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,000 I'm liking what I see. 518 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,000 That is not amateur porn. 519 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,000 That is 520 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,000 professional type shit. 521 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,000 Oh wow it even goes faster 522 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,000 than I thought it did. Oh my god. 523 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,000 Thank you Doc Johnson. 524 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,000 You want to know what's funny though Kirsten? 525 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,000 I'll sit here and just jog off. What's funny? 526 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,000 It's not just 527 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,000 normal people or porn stars that make tapes. 528 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,000 Celebrities make amateur 529 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,000 porn too. 530 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,000 Pamela Anderson 531 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,000 Kid Rock 532 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,000 China 533 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,000 Paris Homes 534 00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,000 A lot of people make amateur porn 535 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:49,000 but we've got a clip from 536 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,000 Justin Diamond 537 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,000 aka Screech 538 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,000 from Say My Name About You. 539 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,000 Now he really did make a porn guy so we have a clip 540 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,000 of it for you. Right now. 541 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,000 It's the D man here checking in 542 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,000 with the brotherhood of the bros. Hey the D 543 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,000 man. What's up D 544 00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,000 man. That is 545 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,000 fantastic. You can see everything. 546 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,000 The entire world. 547 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,000 The world is exposed. 548 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,000 You know what else could be 549 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,000 exposed? 550 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,000 Oh you want to see it huh? 551 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,000 You want to see the monster? 552 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,000 Take the beast out. The beast. 553 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,000 Oh the monster. 554 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,000 The monster. 555 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,000 Come on. 556 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,000 Go to work. 557 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,000 Yeah. 558 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,000 Oh. 559 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,000 Here comes 560 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,000 the D. Oh yeah. 561 00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,000 It's D. 562 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,000 I'm 563 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,000 a lucky man. 564 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,000 Oh yeah. 565 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,000 Now we're talking. 566 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,000 Yeah help me out baby. 567 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,000 Yeah just like that. 568 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,000 Gentlemen. 569 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,000 This is the D man signing off. 570 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:05,000 Oh yeah yeah. 571 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,000 And I got to bang a bride and her bride's 572 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,000 maid. 573 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,000 Oh yeah. 574 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,000 So that was 575 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,000 Screech. Stand by the bell? 576 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,000 Stand by the bell man. I used to watch that 577 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,000 every day after school. Me too. I know I wanted 578 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,000 to bang Zach Morrison. 579 00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,000 That's hot. I would still 580 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,000 bang Zach. I would too. 581 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,000 You know I never thought I would see Screech's little 582 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,000 skinny. Hey wait no 583 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,000 no no. It's the monster. 584 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,000 The monster. 585 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,000 The D man. From watching 586 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:39,000 that tape I did get 587 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,000 a good tip to give to you guys. Do not 588 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,000 talk all the way through 589 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,000 your amateur movie. It makes it 590 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,000 kind of cheesy and a little ridiculous 591 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,000 don't you think? Oh yeah the D man 592 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,000 going in for a landing. 593 00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:53,000 I don't know what the fuck he's talking about. 594 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,000 I know how about the here comes 595 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,000 the bride. He's like here comes the 596 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,000 D man. 597 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,000 You don't want to do that ladies and gentlemen. 598 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,000 You know if you whip out the monster don't 599 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,000 talk about it. Just pull it out 600 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,000 and fucking shove it in her mouth. 601 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,000 Make her suck it. Make her pee. 602 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,000 Nice. Get off. Come on her face. 603 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,000 I'll let you know when my home movie 604 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,000 comes out. 605 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,000 I won't talk through it. 606 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,000 Because I'm a big star and everything. 607 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,000 Well let's take a call. I think we have Gene from 608 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,000 Louisiana. Hi Gene. 609 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,000 How y'all doing ladies? Good how are you 610 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,000 doing? Oh we're just right. I'll tell you 611 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,000 what. I like what you're saying there. 612 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,000 When I make my own home videos 613 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,000 I like to focus on the woman. 614 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,000 I can look at myself anytime. 615 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:37,000 I really like to pay attention and focus on 616 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,000 the woman. And what do you do to focus on 617 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,000 her? Describe. Well I try to get as 618 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,000 much camera action at her as possible 619 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,000 and I'll tell you what. I love to see the 620 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,000 pussy on camera. 621 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,000 Maybe see Shay's pussy? 622 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,000 Yeah. 623 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:53,000 How about we vibrate her pussy? 624 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,000 Double. Oh yeah 625 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,000 you get one side I'll get the other. 626 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,000 That thing is strong. 627 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,000 Is it strong? 628 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:03,000 It's good. 629 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,000 What do you think about that Gene? 630 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,000 Does it turn you on? 631 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,000 I bet you want to fucking come all over this 632 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,000 tight little fucking pussy. 633 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,000 Come on Gene. 634 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,000 I'm gonna rub my pussy while you fuck her. 635 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,000 And her titties are bouncing as she shoves 636 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,000 her big cock in her fucking pussy. 637 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,000 You say you're gonna fucking come for him you think? 638 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,000 Oh come on Gene. 639 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,000 I'm gonna fucking come all over her pussy and I can lick it up baby. 640 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,000 Give it to me. 641 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,000 Give it to me. 642 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,000 Come on Shay come with him. 643 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,000 That pussy tastes so good. 644 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,000 Doesn't it taste yummy? 645 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,000 Wow that 646 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,000 tastes really good. 647 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,000 Coming up next we have comic Eric Griffin 648 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,000 and adult director 649 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,000 Jim Powers. You don't want to miss it. 650 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:01,000 Stay tuned. We'll be right back. 651 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,000 Ta da! 652 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:27,000 Music 653 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,000 Music 654 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,000 Music 655 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,000 Music 656 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,000 Music 657 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,000 Music 658 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,000 Music 659 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,000 Music 660 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,000 Music 661 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,000 Music 662 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:47,000 Music 663 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:49,000 Music 664 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,000 Music 665 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,000 Music 666 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,000 Music 667 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,000 Music 668 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,000 Music 669 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,000 Music 670 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,000 Music 671 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,000 Music 672 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,000 Music 673 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,000 Music 674 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,000 Music 675 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,000 Music 676 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,000 Music 677 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,000 Music 678 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,000 Music 679 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:22,400 somebody's porn you might necessarily want to watch 680 00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:24,080 or somebody else catches your porn 681 00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:25,840 and you might not want them to watch it. 682 00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:26,680 Yeah. 683 00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:31,280 I mean like parents, yeah, hello, ew. 684 00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:32,880 That'd be gross, right? 685 00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:37,280 Well, Sophia has a story about catching her parents' tape 686 00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:38,120 or something like that. 687 00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:39,840 So let's just bring her over here and ask her. 688 00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:41,760 Oh, Sophia, come tell us about this. 689 00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:44,680 I'm a little nervous about this story. 690 00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:47,200 Because I know you used to be a Sunday school teacher. 691 00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:49,840 Woo, I'm so excited. 692 00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:50,680 I love school, I love that. 693 00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:52,360 Have a seat and tell us your story. 694 00:26:52,360 --> 00:26:55,400 I'm a little nervous because the hair involves your parents. 695 00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:57,700 Oh my gosh, I'm serious. 696 00:26:57,700 --> 00:26:59,360 It's the most horrible thing ever. 697 00:26:59,360 --> 00:27:03,040 I was sick one day and I was at home, it was Sunday, 698 00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:05,240 and I was looking for my parents' Bible. 699 00:27:06,420 --> 00:27:09,600 And my parents are very, very big Christians, you know. 700 00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:12,880 No sex allowed, no MTV for crying out loud. 701 00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:14,760 They don't own anything else. 702 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:17,960 So I go into their room and I look in their drawer 703 00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:18,920 where it normally is. 704 00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:20,080 Well, they move things. 705 00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:23,960 So all of a sudden I find these videos 706 00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:26,820 that, you know, aren't marked really, not big deal. 707 00:27:26,820 --> 00:27:29,720 So I popped it in thinking it was a Christian video. 708 00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:33,720 And next thing I know, they're getting their freak on. 709 00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:38,120 They're probably, what they do and what they preach 710 00:27:38,120 --> 00:27:39,280 are a little bit different. 711 00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:41,800 Yeah, gives the meaning of Sunday service 712 00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:43,400 a whole new meaning, right? 713 00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:45,840 So you brought the tape with you. 714 00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:49,800 Ew, I don't know if I wanna watch your parents, honey. 715 00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:53,440 But, you know, I had to share my misery with you, okay? 716 00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:57,360 Oh yeah, daddy, give it to her. 717 00:27:57,360 --> 00:27:58,200 Oh my God. 718 00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:00,120 Your mom's got nice nipples. 719 00:28:00,120 --> 00:28:02,000 Oh, I don't wanna know that. 720 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,800 Yeah, your dad knows how to lick good twat. 721 00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:07,080 Yeah, daddy. 722 00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:08,880 Oh my goodness, I can't believe this. 723 00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:10,680 Fuck me, fuck me, daddy. 724 00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:13,120 Our parents are not supposed to do that stuff. 725 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:16,040 Why is your mom wearing a military outfit? 726 00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:17,920 They're role playing. 727 00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:20,000 I bet that's what it looks like when they meet you. 728 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,840 Yeah, my mom likes wearing my dad's clothes and stuff. 729 00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:23,680 Really? 730 00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:25,160 And dressing up, yeah. 731 00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:27,600 That's what it looks like when you're conceived right there. 732 00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:28,720 Oh my God. 733 00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:30,400 They're like, you know. 734 00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:32,960 Sadly enough, your dad has a big cock. 735 00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:34,320 A saggy ass. 736 00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:36,760 You know, that's just nasty. 737 00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:38,280 I'm not supposed to see this stuff. 738 00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:39,120 Yeah, you're not. 739 00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:40,360 But you're watching it, you've got it. 740 00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:42,200 It's like a train wreck. 741 00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:44,040 It really is. 742 00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:44,880 Oh my gosh. 743 00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:47,560 Wow, good for you, mom and dad. 744 00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:49,160 My mom and dad are freaks though. 745 00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:51,400 Apparently their whole Christian thing ain't working. 746 00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:52,240 Yeah. 747 00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:53,080 It's a cover up. 748 00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:53,920 On that one. 749 00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:54,760 Yeah. 750 00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:55,600 Oh, that's crazy. 751 00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:57,560 I couldn't watch my mom and dad have sex. 752 00:28:57,560 --> 00:28:58,960 Well the moral of that story is, 753 00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:00,520 when you make your amateur porn, hide it. 754 00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:02,720 And hide it good, don't just stick it in a drawer. 755 00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:04,920 Like, put it in between your mattresses. 756 00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:07,240 You don't wanna have your kids watch you bang. 757 00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:08,080 Yeah. 758 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:10,760 Don't put it in the drawer where the Bible's supposed to go. 759 00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:11,600 Yeah. 760 00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:14,600 Or, yeah, no, nevermind. 761 00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:16,800 Well, if you like amateur videos, 762 00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:19,080 you can watch more naughty amateur home videos 763 00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:21,560 on Playboy TV. 764 00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:22,600 Yay. 765 00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:23,560 It's good to watch it, 766 00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:26,200 cause now that I see that, I'm gonna just. 767 00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:27,040 You need to redeem yourself. 768 00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:29,440 Yeah, yeah, exactly. 769 00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:33,000 So we've got some tips, some do's and don'ts. 770 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:33,840 Okay. 771 00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:35,760 For making amateur porn. 772 00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:37,560 You know, well, let's just show you. 773 00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:38,400 All right, let's watch it. 774 00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:39,320 We'll show you what it is. 775 00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:41,080 You got some things that you can do, 776 00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:42,360 and some things you definitely shouldn't do. 777 00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:43,880 And this is a do. 778 00:29:43,880 --> 00:29:47,280 Do use a nice setting, like this. 779 00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:50,600 See, it's outside, you've got some fucking, 780 00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:52,400 what is that thing? 781 00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:54,600 Plus I got a camera man. 782 00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:57,280 I mean, you got a camera man, great lighting, that's hot. 783 00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:58,200 That's a do. 784 00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:00,480 Here's another do, a POV. 785 00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:03,160 POV is perfect, you don't need a third person. 786 00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:04,640 And you get the views from right there. 787 00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:07,600 You can see the girl's eyes and her sucking your cock, 788 00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:09,160 and you can watch through the video lens, 789 00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:11,760 her sucking your cock, her titties bouncing on you, 790 00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:13,680 and she's like, oh yeah, you want me to suck your cock? 791 00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:15,600 And you have those eyes looking up at you like, 792 00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:18,000 oh, I'm innocent, oh, I want you to come on my face 793 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,800 after I suck you off. 794 00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:21,840 And POVs are great for guys 795 00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:23,240 who don't want their face on camera. 796 00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:24,080 True. 797 00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:25,000 Because you don't see, all you see is the cock. 798 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:26,560 I mean, that could be anybody's cock. 799 00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:27,400 True. 800 00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:28,240 Really, you know? 801 00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:29,080 You could show it to your friends. 802 00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:30,880 You could, and be like, well, look what I found. 803 00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:32,360 It's like this guy's getting his dick sucked. 804 00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:34,360 Or you could say, hey, look at me getting my dick sucked. 805 00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:35,640 Either way it works, so. 806 00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:36,480 Yeah. 807 00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:38,480 Let's show them some don'ts, shall we, Jessie? 808 00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:40,160 Definitely do the don'ts. 809 00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:41,280 The don'ts. 810 00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:42,200 Dun, dun, dun, dun. 811 00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:45,480 Do not do it in a dirty-ass shower with a hairy guy. 812 00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:48,920 Ooh, that's just gross. 813 00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:49,920 Well, not only that, 814 00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:52,120 it's not that that area's not even attractive, 815 00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:54,720 as you're such in a small, confined area. 816 00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:56,680 How are you gonna get your grease on? 817 00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:58,360 You can't move, you're like, oh. 818 00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:01,680 Okay, now this one is a major don't. 819 00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:05,200 Don't shoot a movie with a fucking nasty bush. 820 00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:07,200 You got a jungle, it's not even a bush. 821 00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:09,000 You need a weed whacker, honey. 822 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,080 Someone's gonna get lost in there. 823 00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:13,720 He's gonna be like this, like digging through it. 824 00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:17,480 And most importantly, when you shoot an amateur video, 825 00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:19,160 make sure you have a full battery, 826 00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:20,000 because you know what? 827 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:24,360 Oh, oh, I'm gonna come, and you didn't see it. 828 00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:27,600 You didn't, and the money shot is the pop shot. 829 00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:28,680 You wanna make sure you get that money shot. 830 00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:30,240 It's the shot, it's not worth it 831 00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:31,920 if you don't get to see you blow your load 832 00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:33,160 on the girl's face or her ass. 833 00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:36,120 Why do you feel like you wanna come on her, you know? 834 00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:38,000 That's why it's called the money shot. 835 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:40,600 It's the most important part of the whole tape. 836 00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:42,000 Yeah, I think so too. 837 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:42,840 Yeah. Yeah. 838 00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:46,240 So you wanna know who I made an amateur porn with? 839 00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:47,080 Who? 840 00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:49,000 Our comic, Eric Griffin. 841 00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:51,600 No, you didn't. 842 00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:53,360 I didn't, you did not. 843 00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:56,200 Did she? 844 00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:57,040 Eric, did she? 845 00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:58,440 Yes, night calls. 846 00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:00,560 How you doing, everybody? 847 00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:02,600 This is awesome. 848 00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:04,440 This is how you do your job. 849 00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:05,880 You have some pussy on the side. 850 00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:07,480 That's how you're supposed to do it, man. 851 00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:08,640 This is really awesome. 852 00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:09,680 The only people I feel bad for 853 00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:12,120 are the guys jacking off at home when I came out. 854 00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:17,520 So they came out, it was like, oh yeah, oh. 855 00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:18,600 Oh, what the hell is this? 856 00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:20,840 Who the fuck is this guy? 857 00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:22,760 And imagine if they were right about to come. 858 00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:23,600 That'd be great, huh? 859 00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:26,320 They're just like, oh, oh, oh. 860 00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:31,320 I'm just curious, does amateur porn count 861 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:36,080 if it's a surveillance video at Victoria's Secret? 862 00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:40,960 Was jacking off in the corner, you know what I mean? 863 00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:41,800 Does that count? 864 00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:43,480 I hope it counts, because that's a good amateur porn. 865 00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:44,920 Don't act like you've never done that. 866 00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:45,920 Come on, you people at home, 867 00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:47,040 I know you've done that at home. 868 00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:48,480 I made some with my girlfriend, too, though. 869 00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:50,880 But see, I didn't have night calls to help me out 870 00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:52,480 and show me how to do amateur porn. 871 00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:53,920 I needed that, you understand? 872 00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:56,560 Because I had the camera in the wrong place, bad lighting, 873 00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:58,640 it was all on my ass the whole time. 874 00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:01,320 And I got a hairy ass, people. 875 00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:02,640 People think I'm from Narnia. 876 00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:03,960 You understand what I'm saying? 877 00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:08,400 I have a new plan, that's why I'm glad to be here at Playboy. 878 00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:09,880 I have a new plan, okay? 879 00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:12,080 I'm waiting for Hugh Hefner to give the mansion away 880 00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:13,040 like Willy Wonka. 881 00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:17,360 You know, I'm gonna find a golden centerfold, 882 00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:18,680 some oompa loompas with big titties, 883 00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:21,120 gonna show me around the mansion. 884 00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:25,280 It's gonna be oompa loompa, oompa dee, ah. 885 00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:27,760 They'll be like, I want one daddy, I want an oompa loompa 886 00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:29,400 that looks just like that over there, 887 00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:31,840 nice and sexy titties over there. 888 00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:34,080 I don't miss my girlfriend though, 889 00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:35,280 because she likes to talk too much. 890 00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:36,400 Anybody had this problem? 891 00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:38,760 They just talk, just talk, you know what I mean? 892 00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:42,520 My girlfriend liked to talk on the phone all the time, 893 00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:44,680 you know, like, hey, baby, 894 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,160 where are you? 895 00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:53,080 I'm like, I'm outside. 896 00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:54,760 I just left the house to go to the store. 897 00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:56,240 That's me in the car, look outside. 898 00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:57,560 Hey, babe, that's me. 899 00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:00,560 Her favorite place to talk though? 900 00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:03,440 In bed after sex, don't they like to talk about that? 901 00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:04,760 They talk about nothing too, they just say, 902 00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:07,080 hey, you know, sometimes I just think that you're, 903 00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:09,440 you know, you're still slightly, I love you so much. 904 00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:10,640 Don't you want to smother them with a pillow 905 00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:11,760 when you finish? 906 00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:14,880 She'll be like, shut your fucking hole in it, shut up! 907 00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:16,320 It doesn't even matter, women are resilient, 908 00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:17,720 they just keep talking, you know. 909 00:34:17,720 --> 00:34:18,880 Sometimes I look at you and, 910 00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:21,960 People, this is why I envy gay men, okay? 911 00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:23,200 Wait, let me finish. 912 00:34:24,720 --> 00:34:27,400 Because when they're done, they both go to sleep. 913 00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:28,240 You understand? 914 00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:30,200 I'm just like, you hooked my balls up. 915 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,320 Anyway, that's my time, my name's Derrick Griffin, 916 00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:35,160 thank you very much. 917 00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:36,000 Thank you! 918 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,080 You guys are awesome! 919 00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:39,160 Where do I go? 920 00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:40,160 Where do I go? 921 00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:41,000 I'm going to the bathroom. 922 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:41,840 I'm going to the bathroom. 923 00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:42,680 I'm going to the bathroom. 924 00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:43,520 I'm going to the bathroom. 925 00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:44,360 I'm going to the bathroom. 926 00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:45,200 I'm going to the bathroom. 927 00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:46,040 I'm going to the bathroom. 928 00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:46,880 I'm going to the bathroom. 929 00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:47,720 I'm going to the bathroom. 930 00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:51,560 Oh, you sexy thing, you, look at this. 931 00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:58,360 Have a seat, have a cocktail. 932 00:34:58,360 --> 00:34:59,200 Yes. 933 00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:03,080 And you know who knows a lot about making adult movies? 934 00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:03,920 Tell us. 935 00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:04,960 My friend Jim Powers right here, 936 00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:08,560 he's an award-winning adult movie director. 937 00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:10,400 Yeah, I've tried a couple, four and a half years. 938 00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:12,000 Why don't you come over here and tell us? 939 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:12,840 Me in place? 940 00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:13,680 All right. 941 00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:14,500 Yeah! 942 00:35:14,500 --> 00:35:15,340 Yeah! 943 00:35:15,340 --> 00:35:16,180 Yeah! 944 00:35:16,180 --> 00:35:17,020 How are you? 945 00:35:17,700 --> 00:35:19,260 Good to see you again. 946 00:35:19,260 --> 00:35:20,100 Have a seat. 947 00:35:20,100 --> 00:35:21,620 Okay. 948 00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:25,660 All right, Jim, so you're a pro at making videos. 949 00:35:25,660 --> 00:35:28,780 So I bet he has good tips to tell everybody out there 950 00:35:28,780 --> 00:35:30,460 how to make an awesome home video. 951 00:35:30,460 --> 00:35:32,940 But he has a movie, too. 952 00:35:32,940 --> 00:35:34,980 A clip we have of him directing. 953 00:35:34,980 --> 00:35:35,820 Totally. 954 00:35:35,820 --> 00:35:36,980 So we can see the change. 955 00:35:36,980 --> 00:35:38,540 I'll be yelling for my words, my PA. 956 00:35:38,540 --> 00:35:41,180 Be ready with Dilma's, my penis is flying. 957 00:35:41,180 --> 00:35:42,780 I like shooting lesbian movies 958 00:35:42,780 --> 00:35:44,660 because it gives me a chance to break away 959 00:35:44,740 --> 00:35:48,420 from the rough sex, the hard-edged sex, 960 00:35:48,420 --> 00:35:49,580 the more perverted stuff. 961 00:35:49,580 --> 00:35:52,500 If you guys could lift her up, that was really funny. 962 00:35:52,500 --> 00:35:53,660 It's like a love swing. 963 00:35:54,620 --> 00:35:56,420 Let her get in, then do the love swing on her. 964 00:35:56,420 --> 00:35:57,380 That's good work. 965 00:35:57,380 --> 00:35:58,460 Like Churchill said, 966 00:35:58,460 --> 00:36:00,020 there's nothing to fear but fear itself. 967 00:36:00,020 --> 00:36:01,100 Okay, go! 968 00:36:01,100 --> 00:36:04,300 My small way, I'd like to give back to the girls' movement. 969 00:36:04,300 --> 00:36:06,420 That's why I do the Violation Series. 970 00:36:06,420 --> 00:36:09,380 As you're coming at her, just get to the button and stop. 971 00:36:09,380 --> 00:36:10,860 That'll get your face, it'll go. 972 00:36:10,860 --> 00:36:11,700 Ah! 973 00:36:11,700 --> 00:36:14,220 It'll scream with that big thing and big eyes. 974 00:36:14,820 --> 00:36:16,460 And charge! 975 00:36:16,460 --> 00:36:17,300 Ah! 976 00:36:17,300 --> 00:36:18,140 Ah! 977 00:36:18,140 --> 00:36:18,980 Ah! 978 00:36:18,980 --> 00:36:19,820 Ah! 979 00:36:19,820 --> 00:36:20,660 Ah! 980 00:36:20,660 --> 00:36:21,500 Ah! 981 00:36:21,500 --> 00:36:22,340 Ah! 982 00:36:22,340 --> 00:36:23,160 Ah! 983 00:36:23,160 --> 00:36:24,000 No. 984 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:24,840 Let's get it. 985 00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:26,260 Let's get it. 986 00:36:28,260 --> 00:36:29,100 Whoa, whoa. 987 00:36:29,100 --> 00:36:29,940 Thank you. 988 00:36:29,940 --> 00:36:30,760 Yeah! 989 00:36:32,540 --> 00:36:35,500 Did you really shove that up her ass? 990 00:36:35,500 --> 00:36:37,940 That was in the violation, no. 991 00:36:37,940 --> 00:36:40,020 Movie Magic, it did not really go up her ass. 992 00:36:40,020 --> 00:36:42,100 Would have came out her mouth if it did. 993 00:36:42,100 --> 00:36:42,940 It would have hurt. 994 00:36:42,980 --> 00:36:44,300 Yeah, that's a lesbian line. 995 00:36:44,300 --> 00:36:45,660 But wouldn't the girl be afraid 996 00:36:45,660 --> 00:36:47,180 that one of the girls accidentally tripped 997 00:36:47,180 --> 00:36:49,340 and then it really did shove up their ass? 998 00:36:49,340 --> 00:36:50,180 I mean, that hurt. 999 00:36:50,180 --> 00:36:51,780 That's a chance you take to make your art. 1000 00:36:51,780 --> 00:36:52,860 I'd be scared. 1001 00:36:52,860 --> 00:36:55,620 Like those girls would have some animosity towards me 1002 00:36:55,620 --> 00:36:58,100 and just like, ugh, like shove it up your ass. 1003 00:36:58,100 --> 00:36:58,940 I don't know. 1004 00:36:58,940 --> 00:36:59,780 Anyway. 1005 00:36:59,780 --> 00:37:00,980 That's half the fun, you wanna create that. 1006 00:37:00,980 --> 00:37:03,460 So why don't you give us some tips 1007 00:37:03,460 --> 00:37:04,620 on shooting your own part? 1008 00:37:04,620 --> 00:37:07,300 The best tip I can have is shoot a lot of it. 1009 00:37:07,300 --> 00:37:10,820 Just shoot a lot, if you're a guy, lots of girls. 1010 00:37:10,820 --> 00:37:11,940 And there's ways you can do this. 1011 00:37:11,940 --> 00:37:14,460 I suggest when you start, you know, hide the camera. 1012 00:37:14,460 --> 00:37:15,860 You hide cameras in the room. 1013 00:37:15,860 --> 00:37:16,860 That way you can do it during the day 1014 00:37:16,860 --> 00:37:19,460 so you can see things and you can practice opening up. 1015 00:37:19,460 --> 00:37:21,500 Because light, great lighting is wonderful, 1016 00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:23,780 but you need to be able to open up the camera 1017 00:37:23,780 --> 00:37:24,940 and hide the camera. 1018 00:37:24,940 --> 00:37:26,860 Right, so when you're hiding the cameras, 1019 00:37:26,860 --> 00:37:29,500 like shooting the videos when she doesn't even know, 1020 00:37:29,500 --> 00:37:31,940 like really raw and like really like, ooh. 1021 00:37:31,940 --> 00:37:32,780 That's half the fun. 1022 00:37:32,780 --> 00:37:33,860 When I was in college, we used to have a friend 1023 00:37:33,860 --> 00:37:35,900 who would hide in the closet and film, 1024 00:37:35,900 --> 00:37:36,740 or we'd switch off. 1025 00:37:36,740 --> 00:37:37,740 You know, that's a good way to start. 1026 00:37:37,740 --> 00:37:38,580 You have a buddy. 1027 00:37:38,580 --> 00:37:39,420 That's hot. 1028 00:37:39,420 --> 00:37:40,860 Don't you think she's gonna like kind of figure it out 1029 00:37:40,860 --> 00:37:41,700 when you're like, all right, baby, 1030 00:37:41,700 --> 00:37:44,260 and you're holding there in this like weird angle. 1031 00:37:44,260 --> 00:37:45,100 Wait, wait, wait. 1032 00:37:45,100 --> 00:37:45,940 I need to move you one more inch. 1033 00:37:45,940 --> 00:37:48,020 One more inch, right, yeah, right there. 1034 00:37:48,020 --> 00:37:48,860 Okay, yeah. 1035 00:37:48,860 --> 00:37:50,580 Alcohol, always get the girls drunk too. 1036 00:37:50,580 --> 00:37:51,980 When you first start out an amateur, 1037 00:37:51,980 --> 00:37:53,180 it's the best way to start. 1038 00:37:53,180 --> 00:37:54,020 Yeah. 1039 00:37:54,020 --> 00:37:54,860 Yeah. 1040 00:37:54,860 --> 00:37:57,140 That's what I did. 1041 00:37:57,140 --> 00:37:59,140 Did you start out an amateur? 1042 00:37:59,140 --> 00:38:00,900 When I started, yeah, I actually started out, 1043 00:38:00,900 --> 00:38:02,540 did a couple of amateurs. 1044 00:38:02,540 --> 00:38:04,620 I was going to swing parties, you know, 1045 00:38:04,620 --> 00:38:06,620 that's how I started in this business, 16 years ago. 1046 00:38:06,620 --> 00:38:07,460 Really? 1047 00:38:07,460 --> 00:38:09,740 So you went to swing parties and you filmed yourself 1048 00:38:09,740 --> 00:38:10,900 and other people see who would be. 1049 00:38:10,900 --> 00:38:12,420 My wife and me would bring a couple home 1050 00:38:12,420 --> 00:38:14,060 and we'd go to their place and film them. 1051 00:38:14,060 --> 00:38:16,540 You know, but porn's starting, you know, 1052 00:38:16,540 --> 00:38:17,940 shooting amateurs, like I said, 1053 00:38:17,940 --> 00:38:19,300 you want good lighting and you just wanna be able 1054 00:38:19,300 --> 00:38:21,820 to see everything and it's a lot of practice. 1055 00:38:21,820 --> 00:38:22,980 You gotta shoot a lot of it. 1056 00:38:22,980 --> 00:38:25,100 So do you have porn out there with you on it? 1057 00:38:25,100 --> 00:38:26,340 Cause I really wanna see it. 1058 00:38:26,340 --> 00:38:27,180 I wanna see porn with you in it. 1059 00:38:27,180 --> 00:38:28,020 Oh yeah, there is somewhere. 1060 00:38:28,020 --> 00:38:29,500 Yeah, you made your own porn. 1061 00:38:29,500 --> 00:38:31,100 Is it like amateur home porn 1062 00:38:31,100 --> 00:38:33,260 or is it like real hardcore porn? 1063 00:38:33,260 --> 00:38:35,100 No, these were amateur home porn. 1064 00:38:35,100 --> 00:38:38,300 Well, if I have one, you think you can like send me one? 1065 00:38:38,300 --> 00:38:39,140 So I wanna see it. 1066 00:38:39,900 --> 00:38:41,940 Come on over and you can see it. 1067 00:38:41,940 --> 00:38:44,620 The best way, also shooting amateurs, I think, 1068 00:38:44,620 --> 00:38:45,980 for guys is have another, you know, 1069 00:38:45,980 --> 00:38:47,380 best way to start a menage-a-trois 1070 00:38:47,380 --> 00:38:49,420 is if you're shooting an amateur, 1071 00:38:49,420 --> 00:38:50,980 have your girlfriend or wife or whatever 1072 00:38:50,980 --> 00:38:52,500 bring over another girl. 1073 00:38:52,500 --> 00:38:55,300 And that's the best way is you get the girls going together. 1074 00:38:55,300 --> 00:38:57,260 You know, even if that girl had no intention of fucking you, 1075 00:38:57,260 --> 00:38:58,420 you get videotaping them 1076 00:38:58,420 --> 00:39:00,540 cause that's why there is such a thing as lesbian sex 1077 00:39:00,540 --> 00:39:02,060 is so the guy can join in. 1078 00:39:02,060 --> 00:39:03,740 And you know, you have a couple of girls there 1079 00:39:03,740 --> 00:39:05,900 and you're videotaping them and usually you can join in. 1080 00:39:05,900 --> 00:39:08,180 So practice shooting a couple of girls together too. 1081 00:39:08,220 --> 00:39:09,740 That's a great idea. 1082 00:39:09,740 --> 00:39:10,580 It's a good way. 1083 00:39:10,580 --> 00:39:11,940 It is a good idea. 1084 00:39:11,940 --> 00:39:13,540 Little tips on my career. 1085 00:39:13,540 --> 00:39:15,380 Tips, little tips. 1086 00:39:15,380 --> 00:39:16,700 Jim, we have a camera. 1087 00:39:16,700 --> 00:39:18,980 We could start a threesome here 1088 00:39:18,980 --> 00:39:21,460 or a girl-girl or whatever you'd like. 1089 00:39:21,460 --> 00:39:22,300 Let's shoot it, I'll shoot a couple of girls. 1090 00:39:22,300 --> 00:39:23,620 We have lots of girls. 1091 00:39:23,620 --> 00:39:24,460 Come here. 1092 00:39:24,460 --> 00:39:25,300 Let's do it. 1093 00:39:25,300 --> 00:39:26,140 We have a lot of girls. 1094 00:39:26,140 --> 00:39:29,700 These girls, Hannah and Samantha Ryan, are super hot. 1095 00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:30,780 So maybe let's, you know, 1096 00:39:30,780 --> 00:39:33,420 direct them in an amateur girl-girl scene. 1097 00:39:33,420 --> 00:39:34,620 Okay, this is what I would do. 1098 00:39:34,620 --> 00:39:35,460 Okay. 1099 00:39:35,460 --> 00:39:36,300 Here you go, baby. 1100 00:39:36,300 --> 00:39:37,900 Take your camera. 1101 00:39:38,660 --> 00:39:39,500 Make sure all the lights are on. 1102 00:39:39,500 --> 00:39:40,340 Hi girls, I'm Jim. 1103 00:39:40,340 --> 00:39:41,160 You're- 1104 00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:42,000 Hannah. 1105 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:42,840 Samantha Ryan. 1106 00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:43,660 Hannah and Samantha. 1107 00:39:43,660 --> 00:39:44,500 Jim Powers here. 1108 00:39:44,500 --> 00:39:45,340 Okay. 1109 00:39:45,340 --> 00:39:46,180 Now the first thing you want to do 1110 00:39:46,180 --> 00:39:47,780 when two girls, you have them together 1111 00:39:47,780 --> 00:39:49,300 and you're shooting your own movie, 1112 00:39:49,300 --> 00:39:51,180 start with a kiss. 1113 00:39:51,180 --> 00:39:54,540 Everybody loves watching girls kiss each other. 1114 00:39:54,540 --> 00:39:56,340 And deep, deep tongues. 1115 00:39:56,340 --> 00:39:57,660 There you go. 1116 00:39:57,660 --> 00:39:58,660 Yeah, get the tongue in there. 1117 00:39:58,660 --> 00:40:00,300 Yeah. 1118 00:40:00,300 --> 00:40:01,140 Nice. 1119 00:40:02,460 --> 00:40:04,540 Now Samantha, I want you to work your way down 1120 00:40:04,540 --> 00:40:06,380 to Hannah's kitties. 1121 00:40:06,380 --> 00:40:07,220 Come on down her chest. 1122 00:40:07,380 --> 00:40:08,220 Oh, there you go. 1123 00:40:08,220 --> 00:40:09,340 Lick the titties. 1124 00:40:09,340 --> 00:40:10,740 Nice. 1125 00:40:10,740 --> 00:40:13,340 Never forget the nipples when you're filming people. 1126 00:40:14,300 --> 00:40:15,300 Yeah, there you are. 1127 00:40:17,060 --> 00:40:17,980 We don't have a lot of time. 1128 00:40:17,980 --> 00:40:20,220 Let's start working your way down to her pussy. 1129 00:40:21,300 --> 00:40:23,300 Arch your head back, Hannah. 1130 00:40:23,300 --> 00:40:24,980 Jim, you want a phone call while you're doing this? 1131 00:40:24,980 --> 00:40:25,940 Yeah, give me a phone call. 1132 00:40:25,940 --> 00:40:26,780 Somebody to talk to. 1133 00:40:26,780 --> 00:40:28,180 I think we have Amy from Florida. 1134 00:40:28,180 --> 00:40:29,020 What's up, Amy? 1135 00:40:29,020 --> 00:40:30,500 Hi, Desi. 1136 00:40:30,500 --> 00:40:31,860 You want to talk to Jim? 1137 00:40:31,860 --> 00:40:33,300 Can I tell him what to do? 1138 00:40:33,300 --> 00:40:34,420 Absolutely. 1139 00:40:34,420 --> 00:40:35,460 Please do, Amy. 1140 00:40:35,460 --> 00:40:37,820 Jim, I want to see a little bit of hair pulling. 1141 00:40:37,820 --> 00:40:38,700 Ooh, very nice. 1142 00:40:38,700 --> 00:40:40,140 Hannah, why don't you reach down, 1143 00:40:40,140 --> 00:40:42,340 grab Samantha's toy right in your cunt. 1144 00:40:42,340 --> 00:40:44,020 Jam that tongue home. 1145 00:40:44,020 --> 00:40:44,860 There you go. 1146 00:40:44,860 --> 00:40:46,180 Deep in there, baby. 1147 00:40:46,180 --> 00:40:47,020 The back of the tongue. 1148 00:40:47,020 --> 00:40:48,860 Oh, that's so good. 1149 00:40:48,860 --> 00:40:50,660 Can you do some ass slapping? 1150 00:40:50,660 --> 00:40:51,860 I love that. 1151 00:40:51,860 --> 00:40:53,900 Hannah, why don't you slap Samantha's ass? 1152 00:40:53,900 --> 00:40:56,100 Arch your ass for us, Samantha. 1153 00:40:56,100 --> 00:40:57,900 Oh, that's, oh. 1154 00:40:57,900 --> 00:40:59,380 Oh my God, that's amazing. 1155 00:40:59,380 --> 00:41:01,500 Hit it hard so you can hear that ass. 1156 00:41:02,940 --> 00:41:03,780 Cup the hand and whack it. 1157 00:41:03,940 --> 00:41:05,420 I want to see them kiss again, 1158 00:41:05,420 --> 00:41:07,260 and I want to see them kiss again. 1159 00:41:07,260 --> 00:41:08,500 Keep on kissing, girls. 1160 00:41:10,700 --> 00:41:13,260 Oh, that's, oh my God, that's so good. 1161 00:41:13,260 --> 00:41:14,340 Got the kiss. 1162 00:41:15,740 --> 00:41:16,860 Hannah, why don't you crawl around, 1163 00:41:16,860 --> 00:41:18,340 go doggy style for Samantha. 1164 00:41:18,340 --> 00:41:19,180 Oh, God. 1165 00:41:19,180 --> 00:41:20,020 Let's see your kissy. 1166 00:41:23,300 --> 00:41:24,140 Oh, we got you. 1167 00:41:24,140 --> 00:41:25,340 It's the same ones eating. 1168 00:41:25,340 --> 00:41:26,980 We'll get a little bit of this, but we got you. 1169 00:41:26,980 --> 00:41:29,060 Will you, I want her to pull her hair. 1170 00:41:29,060 --> 00:41:30,100 You ever pull her hair? 1171 00:41:30,100 --> 00:41:31,940 Reach back, Samantha, pull Sam's hair. 1172 00:41:31,940 --> 00:41:32,780 There you go. 1173 00:41:33,100 --> 00:41:33,940 Oh, God. 1174 00:41:36,020 --> 00:41:37,740 I'm totally going to get off. 1175 00:41:37,740 --> 00:41:38,580 Oh my God. 1176 00:41:40,380 --> 00:41:41,340 Very nice. 1177 00:41:41,340 --> 00:41:42,300 Get in there deep. 1178 00:41:44,500 --> 00:41:45,500 That's so hot. 1179 00:41:45,500 --> 00:41:46,340 Oh my God. 1180 00:41:51,780 --> 00:41:53,100 Fuck. 1181 00:41:53,100 --> 00:41:54,580 How are you doing on the phone? 1182 00:41:54,580 --> 00:41:55,420 Woo. 1183 00:41:59,420 --> 00:42:00,580 Great job, Jim. 1184 00:42:00,620 --> 00:42:01,940 Jim? 1185 00:42:01,940 --> 00:42:06,700 Jim, that was some sexy ass shit. 1186 00:42:06,700 --> 00:42:08,300 Oh my God. 1187 00:42:08,300 --> 00:42:10,900 All right, stay tuned, because coming up next, 1188 00:42:10,900 --> 00:42:13,580 we've got a new spirit rhino stripper 1189 00:42:13,580 --> 00:42:17,300 and our own talking pussy, the Horacle. 1190 00:42:17,300 --> 00:42:18,140 Woo. 1191 00:42:18,140 --> 00:42:18,980 Woo. 1192 00:42:19,220 --> 00:42:20,220 I want to dance. 1193 00:42:20,220 --> 00:42:22,220 I'll take you by the hand. 1194 00:42:22,220 --> 00:42:23,220 You'll die. 1195 00:42:23,220 --> 00:42:25,220 I'm with me. 1196 00:42:25,220 --> 00:42:26,220 Don't fear to be dead. 1197 00:42:26,220 --> 00:42:28,220 Underneath the sunset. 1198 00:42:28,220 --> 00:42:30,700 Tonight it's you and me. 1199 00:42:30,700 --> 00:42:34,180 I'll take you back. 1200 00:42:34,180 --> 00:42:36,660 To how it used to be. 1201 00:42:36,660 --> 00:42:38,660 I'll take you back. 1202 00:42:38,660 --> 00:42:40,660 Underneath the sunset. 1203 00:42:40,660 --> 00:42:43,140 Tonight it's you and me. 1204 00:42:43,140 --> 00:42:46,620 I'll take you back. 1205 00:42:46,660 --> 00:42:49,140 To how it used to be. 1206 00:42:49,140 --> 00:42:52,620 I'll take you back. 1207 00:42:52,620 --> 00:42:54,620 Tonight. 1208 00:42:54,620 --> 00:42:55,620 Woo. 1209 00:42:58,620 --> 00:43:00,620 Welcome back to Night Calls. 1210 00:43:00,620 --> 00:43:03,620 And as you can see, I'm with a hot girl right here. 1211 00:43:03,620 --> 00:43:04,620 What's your name, baby? 1212 00:43:04,620 --> 00:43:05,620 Bianca. 1213 00:43:05,620 --> 00:43:06,620 Hi, Bianca. 1214 00:43:06,620 --> 00:43:08,620 Do you dance as spirit rhino? 1215 00:43:08,620 --> 00:43:09,620 I do. 1216 00:43:09,620 --> 00:43:10,620 Which location? 1217 00:43:10,620 --> 00:43:11,620 At the Van Nuys spirit rhino. 1218 00:43:11,620 --> 00:43:12,620 Really? 1219 00:43:12,620 --> 00:43:13,620 Mm-hmm. 1220 00:43:13,620 --> 00:43:14,620 You're pretty hot. 1221 00:43:14,620 --> 00:43:15,620 Thank you. 1222 00:43:15,620 --> 00:43:17,620 Thank you for showing our audience and everybody out 1223 00:43:17,620 --> 00:43:18,620 there what you can do. 1224 00:43:18,620 --> 00:43:19,620 Not at all. 1225 00:43:19,620 --> 00:43:20,620 Thanks, baby. 1226 00:43:20,620 --> 00:43:21,620 Woo. 1227 00:43:22,620 --> 00:43:26,620 She's walking away from even worse than before. 1228 00:43:26,620 --> 00:43:30,620 Waking up her pills as she's scarred. 1229 00:43:30,620 --> 00:43:34,620 Dressed as a substitute to deal with her pain. 1230 00:43:34,620 --> 00:43:37,620 I hear she's heavy-backed from her pain. 1231 00:43:37,620 --> 00:43:41,620 She says she's got to stay away from digging. 1232 00:43:41,620 --> 00:43:44,620 She's gotta run from all the people she knows. 1233 00:43:44,620 --> 00:43:48,620 She's gotta run from all the people she knows. 1234 00:43:48,620 --> 00:43:51,620 She's gotta run from all the people she knows. 1235 00:43:51,620 --> 00:43:55,620 They're gonna tell me all I know about the beautiful things 1236 00:43:55,620 --> 00:43:57,620 that she's wasting. 1237 00:44:05,620 --> 00:44:07,620 Welcome back, everyone. 1238 00:44:07,620 --> 00:44:11,620 Our topic tonight is amateur porn, how to make your own, 1239 00:44:11,620 --> 00:44:15,620 and what to do with it once you make it, basically. 1240 00:44:15,620 --> 00:44:16,620 Well, lots of things. 1241 00:44:16,620 --> 00:44:17,620 We've got a lot of tips. 1242 00:44:17,620 --> 00:44:20,620 Get the girl drunk, hide the tape, only make one copy. 1243 00:44:20,620 --> 00:44:22,620 Keep that copy. 1244 00:44:22,620 --> 00:44:23,620 Keep the copy. 1245 00:44:23,620 --> 00:44:27,620 And even hidden video cameras, which is really kind of kinky. 1246 00:44:27,620 --> 00:44:28,620 Yeah, that is kinky. 1247 00:44:28,620 --> 00:44:32,620 Well, you know, I think we know someone who might have 1248 00:44:32,620 --> 00:44:33,620 some good tips for us. 1249 00:44:33,620 --> 00:44:35,620 I think we might. 1250 00:44:35,620 --> 00:44:37,620 You want to conjure up the horacle with me? 1251 00:44:37,620 --> 00:44:38,620 Yes. 1252 00:44:38,620 --> 00:44:40,620 Oh, horacle. 1253 00:44:40,620 --> 00:44:42,620 Oh, horacle. 1254 00:44:42,620 --> 00:44:46,620 Here she comes. 1255 00:44:46,620 --> 00:44:48,620 Hi, Horacle. 1256 00:44:48,620 --> 00:44:50,620 Hi, Jesse. 1257 00:44:50,620 --> 00:44:51,620 Hi, Kirsten. 1258 00:44:51,620 --> 00:44:52,620 How are you? 1259 00:44:52,620 --> 00:44:54,620 You look beautiful today. 1260 00:44:54,620 --> 00:44:55,620 I'm very well. 1261 00:44:55,620 --> 00:44:56,620 You girls look lovely, too. 1262 00:44:56,620 --> 00:44:58,620 You're a sexy horacle. 1263 00:44:58,620 --> 00:45:01,620 She's a sexy horacle, let me tell you. 1264 00:45:01,620 --> 00:45:05,620 Yeah, you know, Horacle, we have been talking about making 1265 00:45:05,620 --> 00:45:09,620 amateur porn today, and we've pretty much run out of tips 1266 00:45:09,620 --> 00:45:10,620 for everyone. 1267 00:45:10,620 --> 00:45:13,620 Do you have any tips that we can give our audience? 1268 00:45:13,620 --> 00:45:15,620 I do have a tip. 1269 00:45:15,620 --> 00:45:19,620 One thing you girls haven't mentioned yet is the solo 1270 00:45:19,620 --> 00:45:22,620 masturbation amateur video. 1271 00:45:22,620 --> 00:45:24,620 Oh, that's great. 1272 00:45:24,620 --> 00:45:26,620 Very good. 1273 00:45:26,620 --> 00:45:29,620 So if you're in a long distance relationship, you can save 1274 00:45:29,620 --> 00:45:32,620 yourself masturbating and send it to your partner. 1275 00:45:32,620 --> 00:45:34,620 That's a great tip, Horacle. 1276 00:45:34,620 --> 00:45:37,620 You are so wise and beautiful. 1277 00:45:37,620 --> 00:45:39,620 Have you done that? 1278 00:45:39,620 --> 00:45:42,620 I have done a solo masturbation. 1279 00:45:42,620 --> 00:45:43,620 Really? 1280 00:45:43,620 --> 00:45:44,620 Yes. 1281 00:45:44,620 --> 00:45:46,620 Can we see you master me, Horacle? 1282 00:45:46,620 --> 00:45:47,620 Of course. 1283 00:45:47,620 --> 00:45:49,620 Oh, that's hot. 1284 00:45:49,620 --> 00:45:51,620 Yeah, I got to see this. 1285 00:45:51,620 --> 00:45:56,620 Oh, Horacle, you are just the hottest fucking little bitch. 1286 00:45:56,620 --> 00:45:57,620 You have great lips. 1287 00:45:57,620 --> 00:45:59,620 Look at the lips on that horacle. 1288 00:45:59,620 --> 00:46:00,620 Yeah. 1289 00:46:00,620 --> 00:46:06,620 I want her to have beautiful eyes, nice, wet, juicy lips. 1290 00:46:06,620 --> 00:46:08,620 Oh, yeah, Horacle. 1291 00:46:08,620 --> 00:46:09,620 Oh, there it is. 1292 00:46:09,620 --> 00:46:12,620 Oh, Horacle, look at your eye vibrating. 1293 00:46:12,620 --> 00:46:15,620 It's going crazy. 1294 00:46:15,620 --> 00:46:16,620 Oh, yeah. 1295 00:46:16,620 --> 00:46:18,620 This is making me horny. 1296 00:46:18,620 --> 00:46:20,620 Totally. 1297 00:46:20,620 --> 00:46:22,620 Come on, Horacle. 1298 00:46:22,620 --> 00:46:25,620 Yes, can I keep this tape when we're done? 1299 00:46:25,620 --> 00:46:29,620 I want this in my personal collection. 1300 00:46:29,620 --> 00:46:31,620 Horacle, that's it. 1301 00:46:31,620 --> 00:46:33,620 Oh, fuck yourself. 1302 00:46:34,620 --> 00:46:36,620 Oh, yeah. 1303 00:46:36,620 --> 00:46:38,620 Oh, Horacle. 1304 00:46:38,620 --> 00:46:41,620 Oh, yeah. 1305 00:46:41,620 --> 00:46:44,620 Oh, good work. 1306 00:46:44,620 --> 00:46:46,620 I think the horacle just came. 1307 00:46:46,620 --> 00:46:48,620 I think she did. 1308 00:46:48,620 --> 00:46:49,620 Wow. 1309 00:46:49,620 --> 00:46:57,620 Oh, the horacle needs a smoke. 1310 00:46:57,620 --> 00:47:02,620 Thank you, Horacle. 1311 00:47:02,620 --> 00:47:03,620 Thank you, Horacle. 1312 00:47:03,620 --> 00:47:07,620 Thank you, Horacle. 1313 00:47:07,620 --> 00:47:10,620 Wow. 1314 00:47:10,620 --> 00:47:12,620 She's very wise. 1315 00:47:12,620 --> 00:47:13,620 She's very wise. 1316 00:47:13,620 --> 00:47:15,620 She's all knowing even. 1317 00:47:15,620 --> 00:47:18,620 Hey, girls, do you guys want to come down to the couch 1318 00:47:18,620 --> 00:47:19,620 and take a call with us? 1319 00:47:19,620 --> 00:47:20,620 Yeah. 1320 00:47:20,620 --> 00:47:21,620 Come on, girls. 1321 00:47:21,620 --> 00:47:22,620 Yeah, good idea. 1322 00:47:22,620 --> 00:47:24,620 I want all the bitches on my couch. 1323 00:47:24,620 --> 00:47:26,620 Good idea. 1324 00:47:26,620 --> 00:47:27,620 Good plan. 1325 00:47:27,620 --> 00:47:28,620 All right, ladies. 1326 00:47:28,620 --> 00:47:29,620 Come on. 1327 00:47:29,620 --> 00:47:30,620 Come here. 1328 00:47:30,620 --> 00:47:32,620 Bring your cock with you, Daisy. 1329 00:47:32,620 --> 00:47:34,620 We might need that. 1330 00:47:34,620 --> 00:47:36,620 We got Dan on the phone from Ohio. 1331 00:47:36,620 --> 00:47:37,620 Dan, hi. 1332 00:47:37,620 --> 00:47:38,620 How you doing, girls? 1333 00:47:38,620 --> 00:47:39,620 Look at all our bitches. 1334 00:47:39,620 --> 00:47:40,620 Well, look. 1335 00:47:40,620 --> 00:47:41,620 So many women. 1336 00:47:41,620 --> 00:47:42,620 Who to choose? 1337 00:47:42,620 --> 00:47:43,620 So, Dan. 1338 00:47:43,620 --> 00:47:44,620 Fuck all of us. 1339 00:47:44,620 --> 00:47:46,620 Oh, you are going to fuck us all, Dan? 1340 00:47:46,620 --> 00:47:47,620 If you guys can take it. 1341 00:47:47,620 --> 00:47:48,620 Oh, we can take it? 1342 00:47:48,620 --> 00:47:49,620 Oh, come on, Dan. 1343 00:47:49,620 --> 00:47:51,620 Whip out that big cock. 1344 00:47:51,620 --> 00:47:52,620 Oh, shit, here it is. 1345 00:47:52,620 --> 00:47:54,620 What are you going to do with it, Daisy? 1346 00:47:54,620 --> 00:47:56,620 Shay, what are you going to do with this cock? 1347 00:47:56,620 --> 00:47:57,620 Fuck the shit out of it. 1348 00:47:57,620 --> 00:47:58,620 Yeah. 1349 00:47:58,620 --> 00:47:59,620 Fuck the cum out of it. 1350 00:47:59,620 --> 00:48:00,620 Fuck the cum out of his cock. 1351 00:48:00,620 --> 00:48:02,620 Jassy, what are you going to do to him? 1352 00:48:02,620 --> 00:48:04,620 Oh, I want to feel it ram to my pussy. 1353 00:48:04,620 --> 00:48:05,620 Oh, yeah. 1354 00:48:05,620 --> 00:48:07,620 Samantha, what are you going to do to Dan? 1355 00:48:07,620 --> 00:48:10,620 I want to shove it down my throat as far as you'll go. 1356 00:48:10,620 --> 00:48:11,620 How about you, Kirsten? 1357 00:48:11,620 --> 00:48:16,620 I want to stick that big fat cock right in my tight little ass. 1358 00:48:16,620 --> 00:48:17,620 Yeah. 1359 00:48:17,620 --> 00:48:22,620 And then, Dan, I'm going to whip it out and suck it off and taste Kirsten's ass from you 1360 00:48:22,620 --> 00:48:25,620 and suck your balls at the same time. 1361 00:48:25,620 --> 00:48:26,620 Daisy? 1362 00:48:26,620 --> 00:48:29,620 Oh, I'm going to deep throw and make me gag. 1363 00:48:29,620 --> 00:48:32,620 Take it, take it all, take it all. 1364 00:48:32,620 --> 00:48:37,620 Oh, honey, I want to catch every little drop of that cum. 1365 00:48:37,620 --> 00:48:39,620 Are you hearing that? 1366 00:48:39,620 --> 00:48:41,620 Are you going to cum in her mouth, Dan? 1367 00:48:41,620 --> 00:48:42,620 Oh, you know it. 1368 00:48:42,620 --> 00:48:44,620 Yeah, come on, Dan. 1369 00:48:44,620 --> 00:48:47,620 Cum in her mouth and let me lick it off her lips. 1370 00:48:47,620 --> 00:48:49,620 Cum in Sophia's mouth. 1371 00:48:49,620 --> 00:48:51,620 Oh, fuck. 1372 00:48:51,620 --> 00:48:53,620 Dan, do you have a favorite? 1373 00:48:53,620 --> 00:48:54,620 Who's your favorite? 1374 00:48:54,620 --> 00:48:57,620 Oh, Daisy, what's up, girls? 1375 00:48:57,620 --> 00:48:59,620 Daisy, what's up, girls? 1376 00:48:59,620 --> 00:49:01,620 Oh, yeah. 1377 00:49:01,620 --> 00:49:07,620 Come on, Dan, fuck Daisy. 1378 00:49:07,620 --> 00:49:09,620 Stick your big cock in her ass. 1379 00:49:09,620 --> 00:49:10,620 Come on. 1380 00:49:10,620 --> 00:49:11,620 Tell her flip around, Dan. 1381 00:49:11,620 --> 00:49:13,620 Flip around, honey. 1382 00:49:13,620 --> 00:49:16,620 Come on, Dan, stick it in her ass. 1383 00:49:16,620 --> 00:49:17,620 Stick it in. 1384 00:49:17,620 --> 00:49:23,620 Yeah, you stick in that big cock in there in her tight little ass. 1385 00:49:23,620 --> 00:49:27,620 And you're fucking her so hard, your balls are banging against her ass, 1386 00:49:27,620 --> 00:49:29,620 and you're going to fucking cum all over. 1387 00:49:29,620 --> 00:49:31,620 Easy, yeah, there you go, baby. 1388 00:49:31,620 --> 00:49:32,620 Yeah, spread that ass. 1389 00:49:32,620 --> 00:49:33,620 Come on, Dan. 1390 00:49:33,620 --> 00:49:35,620 Come on, Dan. 1391 00:49:35,620 --> 00:49:38,620 All right. 1392 00:49:38,620 --> 00:49:41,620 Oh, wow. 1393 00:49:41,620 --> 00:49:42,620 Awesome. 1394 00:49:42,620 --> 00:49:44,620 Woo, that's a pretty big one. 1395 00:49:44,620 --> 00:49:46,620 Wow. 1396 00:49:46,620 --> 00:49:52,620 That sounded like it was a big one. 1397 00:49:52,620 --> 00:49:55,620 Well, thanks to all of our guests, our fan never heard of it. 1398 00:49:55,620 --> 00:49:57,620 Our strippers. 1399 00:49:57,620 --> 00:49:59,620 And all of our hot girls. 1400 00:49:59,620 --> 00:50:01,620 Black bed calls every Friday. 1401 00:50:01,620 --> 00:50:03,620 Good night. 1402 00:50:03,620 --> 00:50:05,620 Woo! 1403 00:50:33,620 --> 00:50:37,620 My head is telling me what I'm fighting for. 1404 00:50:37,620 --> 00:50:41,620 Do you have a reason? 1405 00:50:41,620 --> 00:50:43,620 Let me turn you inside out. 1406 00:50:43,620 --> 00:50:47,620 If you're inside out, I've been here before. 1407 00:50:47,620 --> 00:50:50,620 The first time I've seen me wall the door. 1408 00:50:50,620 --> 00:50:53,620 It's turning and bringing me back to you. 1409 00:50:53,620 --> 00:50:57,620 I walk into your corner store. 1410 00:50:57,620 --> 00:51:00,620 I'm trying to make it through the night. 1411 00:51:00,620 --> 00:51:01,620 Whoa, whoa. 1412 00:51:01,620 --> 00:51:04,620 Toys on Night Calls were provided by Doc Johnson, 1413 00:51:04,620 --> 00:51:07,620 the world's largest manufacturer of adult toys and novelties. 1414 00:51:07,620 --> 00:51:10,620 Visit DocJohnson.com. 1415 00:51:10,620 --> 00:51:12,620 I'm losing energy. 1416 00:51:12,620 --> 00:51:15,620 I'm going anywhere. 1417 00:51:15,620 --> 00:51:17,620 Tell me what you want. 1418 00:51:17,620 --> 00:51:21,620 If you want to see more of Jesse, go to JesseJane.com. 1419 00:51:21,620 --> 00:51:24,620 Or to get Jesse's exclusive digital playground movies, 1420 00:51:24,620 --> 00:51:28,620 go to Spicetvstore.com. 1421 00:51:28,620 --> 00:51:31,620 Tell me what you're waiting for. 1422 00:51:31,620 --> 00:51:34,620 I'll tell you that I'm leaving. 1423 00:51:34,620 --> 00:51:37,620 Leaving while I'm inside out. 1424 00:51:37,620 --> 00:51:40,620 You turn me inside out. 1425 00:51:40,620 --> 00:51:44,620 Don't take your poison anymore. 1426 00:51:44,620 --> 00:51:47,620 My light is my cigarette burning. 1427 00:51:47,620 --> 00:51:51,620 Two whiskey bottles on the floor. 1428 00:51:51,620 --> 00:51:54,620 I'm trying to make it through the night. 1429 00:51:54,620 --> 00:51:55,620 Whoa, whoa. 1430 00:51:55,620 --> 00:51:57,620 Whoa, whoa. 1431 00:51:57,620 --> 00:51:59,620 I'm getting stuck on the drink in your hands.