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It's time to play I Got This!
又到了《我来付!》的节目时间了
And here is your host Fins Blake!
有请主持人Fins Blake!
Hello, and welcome to I Got This,
大家好 欢迎来到《我来付!》
the game where male relatives compete over who pays the check.
男性亲属间抢着付账的游戏
Our guest this week, Benny Astro, Delan Astro, and their father Jim Astro.
我们本周的嘉宾 Benny Astro、Delan Astro 和他们的父亲Jim Astro
Great to have you here today, and let's get right into the game.
很高兴你们今天能来 让我们开始游戏吧
Our first check is from brunch,
我们的第一张账单来自早午餐
you fellows ordered 3 western omelets, 3 coffees, and side of Canadian bacon,
你们几位点了三份西式煎蛋卷 三杯咖啡 和一份加拿大熏肉
total cost $27.60.
总共是27.60美元
Bring out the check, let's play I Got This!
把账单拿上来 我们来玩《我来付!》
I got this.
我来付
Hey, your money is no good here, I got this.
你们的钱在这儿不好使(请客惯用语) 我来付
No no no, I'm the one that ordered bacon, I got this.
不不不 培根是我点的 我来付
Wait, you paid for gas. I got this.
等等 你付了油钱了 我来付
Hey, you drove me to work for a year, I got this.
嘿 你载我上班一年了 我来付
You wired me money, when I was stuck in Phoenix, I got this.
我被困在凤凰城的时候 你给我汇了钱 我来付
You gave my wife a pint of blood when she had knee surgry. I got this.
我老婆做膝盖手术的时候 你给她输了一品的脱血 我来付
Wow, nice work, Delan.
哇 非常棒 Delan
Very loud, very aggressive.
声嘶力竭 志在必得
It's time to move on to round 2, where the stakes are twice as high,
现在进入第二轮 惊险程度要翻倍
because a woman is present.
因为有女士在场
Come out here, Miss Astro.
有请Astro女士
Hey, mom.
嘿 妈
Ma'am, I understand last night was your birthday, did you do anything to celebrate?
夫人 我知道昨天是你生日 你是怎么庆祝的呀?
I went out with all my boys to Ravu for spaghetti.
我们去了Ravu餐厅吃意大利面
Oh, very nice restaurant.
哦 非常棒的餐厅
Bring out the check, let's see who's got this.
把账单拿上来 我们看这一轮由谁来付
I got this.
我来付
Your money is no good here. I got this.
你的钱在这儿不好使 我来付
Guys, we could just split it 3 ways.
我们三个分摊吧
And Benny is out of the round.
Benny出局
I just thought that we could just share instead of fighting over.
我只是想我们可以分摊而不是争吵
Oh, you wanted to share,
哦 你想分摊
someone gets this kid some crayon, so we can color until he grows a pair.
给这孩子些蜡笔 在他长出蛋蛋前 可以在空白处涂色 (意思是让他成熟点 有个男人样吧)
Check is still out there, gentlemen.
账单还在那里 先生们
Uh, I got this.
我来付
Your money is no good here. I got this.
你的钱在这儿不好使 我来付
What, dad, come on, you get on in years, I wanna show you my love before you pass.
爸 别这样 你年纪大了 在你去世前 我想要表达我的爱
I got this.
我来付
I'm only 58, I got this.
我才58岁 我来付
Hey, you introduced me to jazz, I got this.
你让我认识了爵士乐 我来付
You helped me to learn Ebay, I got this.
你教我学会了用Ebay 我来付
Honey, you know I got my Master card right here, I can just...
亲爱的 这里有我的万事达卡 我可以...
Not a chance!
没门!
I got this.
我来付
I got this.
我来付
This is the woman I will be bury?? to,
she comforts me when my hernia acts up,
当我疝气发作时 她安慰我
the least I can do for this blessed angle is buy her spaghetti on her birthday.
我能为她做的至少就是在她生日那天给她买个意大利面
I got this.
我来付
Impressive, good round, very intense.
好极了 很好 非常激烈
Oh, it's time for the final round.
进入最后一轮
$29,000 about standing fees to the Oakland retirement village,
29000美元 是奥克兰养老院的固定费用
grandma Astro went there last year,
奶奶去年去了那里
you all agreed at the time it was a good place for her to go.
你们当时都同意那里是她养老的好地方
And there is the bill.
这是账单
Uhm, well, I've got this.
嗯 那么 我来付
No, I, I got this.
不 我 我来付
Your money is no good here, I got, I got it.
你们的钱在这儿不好使 我来付
You sure?
你确定?
OK?
You really?
真要?
Yeah. I mean...
对 我...
Great, great, you got this.
好的 好的 你来
Oh, thank you.
谢啦
That's our game. It looks like everybody wins.
我们的节目就到这里了 看来大家都有所收获
And don't forget to stay tuned for You Finish It!
不要走开 请接着收看《你来吃!》
the game where female relatives compete over who eat the last bite of dessert.
是女性亲属间争吃最后一口甜点的的游戏
Good luck!
祝大家好运!