1 00:00:02,720 --> 00:00:05,560 This one's rare. This one's medium-well. Go! 2 00:00:05,720 --> 00:00:07,560 Hey, Phoebe! How was dinner?! 3 00:00:07,720 --> 00:00:11,200 Dinner was good! Just saying hi! Now I'm gonna go! 4 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:15,400 -Well, hello there. -Hi. 5 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:18,160 I didn't see this on the menu. 6 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:21,240 Tim, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, this is Tim, my new sous chef. 7 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:23,720 -So you're Monica's boss? -No, she's my boss. 8 00:00:23,880 --> 00:00:27,480 -"Sous" is French for "under." -I "sous-stand." 9 00:00:28,520 --> 00:00:32,560 Tim, I need a calamari and a caesar salad. And could you get me the pesto? 10 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:35,200 -You made pesto? -Yes, I did. 11 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:38,360 Would you say your pesto is the best-o? 12 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:41,840 I don't know. I would say it's pretty good-o. 13 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:46,200 I still need the calamari and salad. 14 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:48,000 I like your necklace. 15 00:00:48,160 --> 00:00:51,800 "Coming up, Monica. I have to obey you, otherwise the system breaks down." 16 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:55,160 "I know that." "Then why are we having this conversation? " 17 00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:57,720 -I made it myself. -You are so talented. 18 00:00:57,880 --> 00:01:00,000 Well, it's no pesto. 19 00:01:00,800 --> 00:01:04,280 Let's just cut to the chase. You're single. You're single. 20 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:07,200 He gets off work at 11. She'll be waiting for your call. 21 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:12,200 I'll give him your number if I could just get one calamari and one caesar salad! 22 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:17,720 I did not yell. I am not putting a dollar in the jar. 23 00:01:56,800 --> 00:02:00,920 -Wow, Bing! Burning the midnight oil. -You know me, sir. 24 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:05,040 Do you know how I can get around the office computer network.. 25 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:08,120 so I can access the really good Internet porn? 26 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:11,400 You're a joker, Bing. 27 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:14,760 What's funny about that? 28 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:20,080 -Sorry I kept you waiting so long. -That's okay. Where do you wanna go? 29 00:02:20,320 --> 00:02:22,200 I think you know where I wanna go. 30 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:24,800 -The Hard Rock Cafe? -Yeah. 31 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:27,520 -Again? -Yeah. 32 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:32,840 -I'm telling you, I like the food. -You like the Purple Rain display. 33 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:37,600 -Hey, Bob. -Hey, Toby. Have a good night. 34 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:43,280 -Did that guy just call you Toby? -Yeah, he thinks that's my name. 35 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:48,120 -Why don't you correct him? -It's been going on way too long now. 36 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:51,760 The first time, we were just passing each other, so I didn't say anything. 37 00:02:51,920 --> 00:02:55,160 The next time he said, "Toby, want a doughnut?" 38 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:57,920 I wanted the doughnut. 39 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:02,360 Five years later, the doughnut's gone and I'm still Toby. 40 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:06,560 -Chandler, you have to tell him. -That would be so awkward. 41 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:09,920 We don't work together. He's on the sixth floor. 42 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:12,960 So he calls me Toby once in a while. 43 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:15,760 It's not like he's calling me Muriel. 44 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:20,480 Muriel. Why would he call you Muriel? 45 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:26,120 Oh, my God. 46 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:30,160 Chandler "M." Bing. 47 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:35,960 It's not just an "M." Your middle name is Muriel! 48 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:38,720 It is a family name. 49 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:42,560 Chandler Muriel Bing. 50 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:47,160 Your parents never even gave you a chance, did they? 51 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:51,240 Drake, I've discovered the reason for your memory loss. 52 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:52,440 What is it? 53 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:55,480 Your brain transplant wasn't successful. 54 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:58,400 Your body's rejecting Jessica's brain. 55 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:00,680 Is it serious? 56 00:04:00,960 --> 00:04:03,280 Not if we extract tissue from the original body.. 57 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:09,160 and synthesize antibodies to stop you from rejecting the brain. 58 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:12,880 That sounds simple enough. Let's just do that. 59 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:16,760 We would, but when we went to exhume Jessica's body.. 60 00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:19,160 it was gone. 61 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:24,600 Very nice, people. 62 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:26,840 I'll change and we can go. 63 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:31,400 -What happened to Jessica's body? -You'll have to see it on TV. 64 00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:34,520 -You don't know, do you? -Couldn't care less. 65 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:38,520 -Good scene, man. -You too. 66 00:04:41,120 --> 00:04:43,720 What? You weren't in it. 67 00:04:45,280 --> 00:04:48,680 Kash, this is my friend Rachel. Rachel, Kash. 68 00:04:48,920 --> 00:04:52,640 -Hi. -Why haven't I seen you here before? 69 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:58,520 Joey just thinks I'll embarrass him. He thinks I'm a soap opera nut. 70 00:04:58,760 --> 00:05:00,920 Which I'm not. I'm not. 71 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:06,240 Although, I do know your favorite ice cream flavor is butter pecan. 72 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:10,720 And your dog's name is Wally. 73 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:14,120 -Look, I'm just stroking your arm. -Here we go. 74 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:17,240 Bye, Kash. Say hi to Wally. 75 00:05:21,760 --> 00:05:23,360 -Monica. -Hi. 76 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:28,360 I had the best time with Tim last night. He is so sweet. 77 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:31,160 I can't wait to get "sous-neath" him. 78 00:05:33,040 --> 00:05:34,960 -I have to fire him. -Why? 79 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:38,360 He's terrible. He's slow. He burns things. 80 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:41,200 He lit my pastry chef on fire. 81 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:44,560 He was nervous. You can be intimidating. 82 00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:48,440 And your pastry chef can stand to be taken down a peg. 83 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:52,160 Well, now she has no eyebrows. Mission accomplished. 84 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:55,520 But, Monica, he loves his job so much. 85 00:05:55,720 --> 00:05:59,320 Can't you just give him another chance, please? 86 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:03,720 All right. But if he lights someone else on fire, he's gone. 87 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:07,440 That's fair. Thank you so much. 88 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:11,200 Looks like he got you a little bit too. 89 00:06:11,840 --> 00:06:14,360 I paid to have this done. 90 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:18,520 Love it! 91 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:25,360 Hey. You know, Kash really liked you. 92 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:27,560 He thought you were charming. 93 00:06:27,840 --> 00:06:31,640 -I thought I was an idiot. -I'm with you. 94 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:37,920 -He asked if you'd go out with him. -I think I'm gonna throw up a little. 95 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:40,160 -What did you say? -"No." 96 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:42,160 What? 97 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:47,320 I figured since you're pregnant, you're not gonna be seeing people. 98 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:52,760 First of all, Kash Ford? Not people. 99 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:55,400 Did you tell him I was pregnant? 100 00:06:55,640 --> 00:07:01,160 No. I didn't know if you told people. This was when Kash was still "people." 101 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:05,000 -Good. Just have him call me. -I don't think that's.. 102 00:07:05,240 --> 00:07:09,720 Go do it or I'll come back to that set. I'll meet more actors. 103 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:14,920 -Hey, Bob. -How's my pal Toby doing today? 104 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:17,920 If I see him, I'll ask. 105 00:07:20,760 --> 00:07:24,280 Was that Bob from six you were just talking to? 106 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:26,120 -Yeah. -You know him? 107 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:28,720 We're on a semi-first-name basis. 108 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:33,560 -What about adding him to our team? -Bob? 109 00:07:33,760 --> 00:07:39,480 Working here with us? Every day? I don't know if he has what it takes. 110 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:43,320 -They love him down on six. -But this is 11. 111 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:46,560 It's almost twice as hard up here. 112 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:50,560 -Okay, Bob will stay put. -I think it's best, sir. 113 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:54,320 We do need to find somebody. Work is starting to pile up. 114 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:57,560 I've got a stack of documents this high. 115 00:07:57,760 --> 00:08:01,960 Just toss them in the shredder and claim you never got them. 116 00:08:03,040 --> 00:08:05,000 That's a good one, Bing. 117 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:09,880 What does a guy have to do to be taken seriously around here? 118 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:18,160 I gave him another chance, but Tim has got to go. 119 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:21,720 I called the chef who recommended him to me. 120 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:25,120 He said, "Ha, ha! Gotcha!" 121 00:08:25,400 --> 00:08:28,000 -But don't fire him today. -Why? 122 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:32,000 -Because I'm dumping him today. -You said he was sweet. 123 00:08:32,160 --> 00:08:35,840 He's too sweet. He calls me all the time. 124 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:39,480 "Did you get home okay? Was your shower okay?" 125 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:42,320 -Don't pick up the phone. -Then he comes over! 126 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:45,760 "I was so worried about you." Be a man! 127 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:48,200 So I can't fire him? 128 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:51,520 And dump him the same day? He'll kill himself. 129 00:08:51,720 --> 00:08:54,080 I'll fire him, and you go out with him another week. 130 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:58,000 Are you kidding? Another week with that simp, I'll kill myself. 131 00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:01,360 We'll both do it today and he'll just have to deal with it. 132 00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:07,520 Okay. But who's gonna go first? Whoever goes second is the bitch. 133 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:10,760 -What? -Fire a guy that's just been dumped? 134 00:09:11,040 --> 00:09:14,440 Bitch! And dump a guy that's just been fired? 135 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:16,480 Blond bitch! 136 00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:20,960 I wanted to do this days ago, so I think I should go first. 137 00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:23,480 All right, that makes sense. 138 00:09:24,760 --> 00:09:27,520 But screw you! I'm going first! 139 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:34,000 -Toby, you got a sec? -Sure. What's up? 140 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:38,920 I wanted to get transferred up here, but it's not gonna happen. 141 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:43,320 Apparently somebody thinks I'm not "11th-floor material." 142 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:47,520 Say, who the hell is this Chandler? 143 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:53,240 What's the best excuse for why I'm not drinking on this date tonight? 144 00:09:53,480 --> 00:09:56,320 "I'm a recovering alcoholic," "I'm a Mormon".. 145 00:09:56,600 --> 00:10:00,760 or "I got so hammered last night I'm still a little drunk"? 146 00:10:00,960 --> 00:10:02,760 You're not gonna tell him you're pregnant? 147 00:10:02,920 --> 00:10:06,360 I don't think so. Books say wait till the third date to tell the guy.. 148 00:10:06,560 --> 00:10:08,520 you got something growing in your uterus. 149 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:11,240 -Hey. -Hi. 150 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:13,880 What do you want to do tonight? 151 00:10:14,120 --> 00:10:18,040 There's a powerful Ukrainian film playing. Interested? 152 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:22,440 No. But I'll go see a normal-person movie with you. 153 00:10:22,680 --> 00:10:26,600 -Rach, you wanna come? -I can't. I've got a date. 154 00:10:27,280 --> 00:10:30,320 -A date? -Yeah. Why, is that weird for you? 155 00:10:30,520 --> 00:10:35,120 Why, no. It's the opposite of weird. It's regular. 156 00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:39,320 It's mundane. It's actually a little dull. 157 00:10:39,520 --> 00:10:42,320 It's no Ukrainian film. 158 00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:44,600 Earrings! 159 00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:50,800 -She's got a date? With who? -I set her up with this actor. 160 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:55,520 -You set her up? -No. 161 00:10:55,720 --> 00:10:58,840 -What were you thinking? -That it was okay.. 162 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,840 because you two haven't dated in five years. 163 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:07,200 I'm worried about my baby. Whoever she dates, my baby dates. 164 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:13,400 -Where is this "actor" taking them? -Hey! I'm an "actor" too. 165 00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:18,080 They're taking the ferry to a place on Staten Island. 166 00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:24,200 My baby's going on a ferry? Do you have any idea how dangerous those are? 167 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:28,360 Aren't we talking about those big boats that go really slow? 168 00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:34,240 Why not just jump out of an airplane or burn each other with matches? 169 00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:41,600 -Hey, Joey. -Hey, Kash. Ross, this is Kash. 170 00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:45,040 Hey, I hear you're going on a ferry tonight. 171 00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:47,480 Bit of a daredevil, are we? 172 00:11:48,920 --> 00:11:52,440 Do you guys think this is too slutty? Hi, Kash. 173 00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:57,200 -Hey, Rachel. You ready to go? -Yeah. See you guys later. 174 00:11:57,440 --> 00:12:02,000 Have a great time, you guys. And yes, it is too slutty! 175 00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:08,920 Hi. 176 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:10,800 Hi. 177 00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:14,920 I'm glad you called. I feel like I'm always calling you. 178 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:18,040 What's up? Is everything okay with Phoebe? 179 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:22,560 It will be in a minute. 180 00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:27,280 -Tim, you're a really great guy. -That's because I'm with you. 181 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:34,640 It's just, I'm in a place in my life right now where.. 182 00:12:35,560 --> 00:12:38,680 So sorry. "This just in." 183 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:42,360 It's the restaurant. Monica needs me right away. 184 00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:46,080 No, she doesn't! I know what that is. You can stay. 185 00:12:46,640 --> 00:12:49,080 I'll miss you too, Pheebs. 186 00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:53,880 And I will be holding you right here. 187 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:05,280 What movie do you wanna see? And not one I have to read. 188 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:07,480 I get that from books. 189 00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:11,840 -Books? -Okay, car magazines, cereal boxes.. 190 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,360 but it's enough! 191 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:18,560 Let's not see a movie. We'll just stay here and hang. 192 00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:24,880 -Just wait for Rachel to come back? -Hey, if that's what you wanna do. 193 00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:27,520 Dude, what is going on? 194 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:30,920 -I have to find out how it went. -Why? 195 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:36,200 -He could be my baby's stepfather. -One date and they're getting married? 196 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:38,680 He's not you! 197 00:13:40,160 --> 00:13:42,560 I can't believe she's dating! 198 00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:46,920 -What did you think she was gonna do? -I don't know. 199 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:51,640 -I can't believe this is happening. -What do you mean? 200 00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:56,080 I thought when I had another kid, it'd be different. 201 00:13:56,640 --> 00:14:02,120 I love Ben. But every time I drop him off at Carol and Susan's.. 202 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:05,080 it breaks my heart a little. 203 00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:09,880 I've always had this picture of me and my next wife in bed.. 204 00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:15,720 my kid comes running in, leaps up on the bed and we all read the paper. 205 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:19,080 Maybe fight over the science section. 206 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:25,720 -That's nice. You can still have that. -No. Rachel's out with some guy. 207 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:28,720 My baby went with her. 208 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:33,680 If anything, that picture keeps moving further away. 209 00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:36,680 Hey, can I ask you something? 210 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:42,920 In this picture of you and your wife, is your wife Rachel? 211 00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:46,080 It used to be. 212 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:50,480 Now she doesn't really have a face. 213 00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:53,840 Smokin' body, though. 214 00:14:55,360 --> 00:15:00,280 Good call. But the face, Ross, the face isn't Rachel. 215 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:04,360 No. But how much easier would it be if it were? 216 00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:06,600 That's not what she wants. 217 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:10,680 I know. And I can't force myself to fall in love with her. 218 00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:14,080 Ross, maybe you need a new picture. 219 00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:18,040 It won't be what you thought. But no matter what.. 220 00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:22,720 there's gonna be a brand-new little baby. Your baby. 221 00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:26,280 Who cares what the picture looks like? 222 00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:28,280 Yeah. 223 00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:32,320 Let's you and me go out and have some fun. 224 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:35,080 Whatever you want. Come on. 225 00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:40,120 -We can catch that Ukrainian film. -No, I said fun. 226 00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:43,680 -Hey, Toby? -Hey, Bobby. 227 00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:46,680 It's Bob, actually. 228 00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:51,880 You work up here. Where's Chandler Bing's office? 229 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:55,680 Yeah, it's right.. 230 00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:59,520 Right there. Let me ask you, why? 231 00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:02,080 I wanna talk to that bastard, see what his problem is. 232 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:04,240 Okay, Bob. Listen. 233 00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:08,440 I'm the reason you didn't get the job. 234 00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:10,560 -Toby, don't. -Bob. 235 00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:15,160 Toby, I'm not gonna let you cover for him. 236 00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:19,520 Anything you say will just get me more upset with Chandler. 237 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:22,960 That puts me in a difficult position. 238 00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:26,840 You do anything to Chandler, it's gonna bring you down to his level. 239 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:31,640 I guess you're right. 240 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:35,960 Don't give him the satisfaction. You're better than Chandler. We all are. 241 00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:38,520 Especially me, Toby. 242 00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:45,440 -Is everything okay? -That depends. 243 00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:49,560 -How are you and Phoebe? -Great. Thanks for introducing us. 244 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:54,640 My pleasure. Okay, I'm afraid I've got some bad news. 245 00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:56,760 -Phoebe! -Monica! 246 00:16:58,240 --> 00:17:00,920 -You're fired! -I'm breaking up with you! 247 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:03,000 I'm breaking up with you. 248 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:06,320 -You're fired. -Why? 249 00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:10,520 I'm sorry. I'm not ready for a relationship right now. 250 00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:14,960 I'm sorry too. But I like things done a certain way. 251 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:20,280 -The chemistry's just not right. -The chemistry thing for us too. 252 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:25,440 Wow. Okay. 253 00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:32,600 I realize I came on a little strong. It's because I think you're amazing. 254 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:38,840 I wanna tell you how much I appreciate you giving me an opportunity. 255 00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:42,440 You're the most talented chef I've ever worked for. 256 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,840 Anyway.. 257 00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:53,040 -Tim, wait. -Yeah? 258 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:58,840 I spoke too quickly. There's a learning curve with this job. 259 00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:01,560 Maybe we could try it again. 260 00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:05,240 Thank you so much. I know I can be better. 261 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:11,000 And, Tim, I just want to say good luck here. 262 00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:20,000 -Hello. -Hi. 263 00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:22,520 How was the date? 264 00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:28,040 I'm alone and I just bought $15 worth of candy bars. What do you think? 265 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:32,480 -What happened? -I told him I was pregnant. 266 00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:37,240 -He didn't take it so well? -Well, better than you. 267 00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:40,560 -But still not what you want. -Oh? 268 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:44,240 Yeah. He got all weird and sputtery. Then he said: 269 00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:47,320 "I hear those hemorrhoids are a bitch." 270 00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:50,400 -He sounds swell. -Doesn't he? 271 00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:55,640 You want a little cheering up? Sit down. 272 00:18:56,600 --> 00:19:00,000 Guess whose middle name is Muriel. 273 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:08,000 Chandler M. Bing. Oh, my God. 274 00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:14,640 -I'm sorry about your date. -It's all right. 275 00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:18,160 I guess I'm just done with the dating thing. 276 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:22,640 Just one more thing in my life that's completely different. 277 00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:26,640 -This is hard. -Yeah, I know. 278 00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:34,360 On the other hand, in seven months you're gonna have something.. 279 00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:40,240 that you're gonna love more than any guy you've ever gone out with. 280 00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:43,200 Just wait. 281 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:48,680 Wait until the first time your baby grabs your finger. 282 00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:51,200 You have no idea. 283 00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:55,000 Thanks, sweetie. 284 00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:04,280 -You wanna grab some coffee? -No. I'm gonna go eat 10 candy bars. 285 00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:09,040 -I thought I cheered you up. -You did. There are 20 in here. 286 00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:12,240 -Good night. -Good night. 287 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:22,880 Ross? Hey, it's Mona. From the wedding. 288 00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:25,640 -Oh, hi! -Hi. 289 00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:30,680 -How are you? -I'm good, except you owe me a dance. 290 00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:36,480 That's right. Well, would you be interested in seeing a Ukrainian film? 291 00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:40,440 Oh, you're serious. Sure. 292 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:43,440 Great. Well.. 293 00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:49,920 -I think I need another cup of coffee. -Sure, let me get it for you. 294 00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:06,240 Bob? 295 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:07,840 Bob! 296 00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:09,720 Bob! 297 00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:14,880 -What the hell are you doing? -This is Chandler's office. 298 00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:18,040 Come on, Toby. Give me a hand!