1 00:00:00,100 --> 00:00:02,500 Cleaned, corrected, musical notes and missing lines added by Tronar 2 00:00:02,544 --> 00:00:05,464 ♪ Got sun on my face ♪ 3 00:00:06,590 --> 00:00:09,590 ♪ Sleeping rough on the road ♪ 4 00:00:10,928 --> 00:00:13,468 ♪ I'll tell you all about it ♪ 5 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:18,394 ♪ When I get home ♪ 6 00:00:19,478 --> 00:00:22,608 ♪ Comin' round to meet you ♪ 7 00:00:23,065 --> 00:00:27,235 ♪ The long way round ♪ 8 00:00:29,947 --> 00:00:33,827 For a long time we always talked about doing a trip together. 9 00:00:33,909 --> 00:00:36,909 Maybe to Spain or somewhere like that. 10 00:00:36,995 --> 00:00:40,825 And then somehow Ewan then rang me up one night 11 00:00:40,916 --> 00:00:42,783 and said, "Listen, Charley. I've got this idea. 12 00:00:42,793 --> 00:00:45,553 Instead of riding to Spain, why don't we ride around the world?" 13 00:00:46,672 --> 00:00:51,052 We're gonna ride 20,000 miles and travel through 13 countries. 14 00:00:51,677 --> 00:00:55,007 And then we could just directly go east through Russia, 15 00:00:55,097 --> 00:00:57,847 but we wanna see Kazakhstan and Mongolia. 16 00:01:00,227 --> 00:01:04,057 And then ride the Road of Bones in Far Eastern Russia to Magadan. 17 00:01:04,522 --> 00:01:07,482 Then we're gonna fly to Alaska 18 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:11,068 and go through Canada, America and New York. 19 00:01:11,154 --> 00:01:14,534 This is longer than any bike ride I've ever done. 20 00:01:14,616 --> 00:01:17,776 This isn't just going out for a ride... "I'm just going for a ride on my bike." 21 00:01:17,786 --> 00:01:19,706 This is a bit more than that, you know? 22 00:01:23,876 --> 00:01:24,746 Bad news. 23 00:01:24,835 --> 00:01:28,205 Had a call from KTM this morning. From the "K" of KTM. 24 00:01:28,297 --> 00:01:30,917 Mr. K-blah-blah-blah, whatever his name is. 25 00:01:31,008 --> 00:01:33,838 - They don't wanna give any of the bikes? - Correct. 26 00:01:34,386 --> 00:01:36,806 I said, "So, what changed your mind?" 27 00:01:37,723 --> 00:01:38,723 He said, well, 28 00:01:38,807 --> 00:01:41,847 Thomas Junker came back after the meeting yesterday 29 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:45,645 and said there was bits about, you know, Siberia that he was worried about, 30 00:01:45,731 --> 00:01:47,651 - and blah, blah, blah... - Oh, for... 31 00:01:47,733 --> 00:01:49,283 This is... This is ridiculous. 32 00:01:49,359 --> 00:01:51,399 He's done the trip himself. I mean... 33 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:55,025 - He's never done the Road of Bones. - He's never done the... 34 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:56,732 I don't think he's ever done the Road of Bones. 35 00:01:56,742 --> 00:01:58,502 - I don't understand... - He went to Yakutsk. 36 00:01:58,535 --> 00:02:00,075 You know how he got to Yakutsk? 37 00:02:00,162 --> 00:02:01,712 He arrived in a fucking boat. 38 00:02:02,915 --> 00:02:04,625 Oh, my fucking God. 39 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:07,789 I don't understand. What the... 40 00:02:08,503 --> 00:02:10,923 Oh, for fuck's sake! 41 00:02:14,843 --> 00:02:17,043 What did this guy come and say? That we couldn't do it? 42 00:02:17,054 --> 00:02:19,264 I mean, that it was not possible to do this? 43 00:02:20,182 --> 00:02:22,562 I don't... I don't... I fucking knew that... 44 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:26,363 My first reaction was, "Don't get that guy here," is what I said. 45 00:02:26,438 --> 00:02:28,358 - I said that to everybody. - Of course. 46 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:31,360 I said it's impossible. It was wrong to get that guy here. 47 00:02:31,443 --> 00:02:33,703 That was a condition, unfortunately. 48 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:43,004 Georg, yeah, hello. It's Ewan McGregor here. 49 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:44,080 I'm just speaking... 50 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:46,884 Charley and I are here, a bit shell-shocked about... 51 00:02:47,918 --> 00:02:51,708 why now KTM have withdrawn all their offer, 52 00:02:51,797 --> 00:02:54,757 and I'm very interested to find out why. 53 00:02:54,842 --> 00:02:58,892 I think it would be fair if you gave us a call back. Okay, thank you. 54 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:09,521 I don't know if I've held that or not. 55 00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:10,976 It's gone now. 56 00:03:11,066 --> 00:03:12,986 Why's that there? 57 00:03:18,448 --> 00:03:19,278 Oh, shut up. 58 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:21,286 After you push the left orange button... 59 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:22,408 Just the orange button. 60 00:03:27,791 --> 00:03:31,421 My first reaction was one of, kind of, that we blew it. 61 00:03:31,503 --> 00:03:35,513 You know? That we're just, like, a bunch of spoiled, greedy people. 62 00:03:35,591 --> 00:03:38,301 And I just thought about all the... 63 00:03:40,262 --> 00:03:41,812 things we expect, you know? 64 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:44,019 They were offering to give us free motorbikes. 65 00:03:46,185 --> 00:03:48,845 Who else gets free motorbikes? Do you know what I mean? 66 00:03:48,937 --> 00:03:51,305 You can't just walk into a shop and demand a free motorbike, 67 00:03:51,315 --> 00:03:52,515 yet we were. 68 00:03:53,317 --> 00:03:56,697 Because of what... In what details? 69 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:59,567 It is an adventure, after all, and... 70 00:03:59,656 --> 00:04:01,276 And he's done his adventure. 71 00:04:01,366 --> 00:04:03,656 The idea is that we go on an adventure, you know? 72 00:04:04,536 --> 00:04:06,326 Okay. Well, thank you for your time. 73 00:04:07,122 --> 00:04:08,372 Thank you. Bye-bye. 74 00:04:10,125 --> 00:04:11,585 They think that we might fail. 75 00:04:13,629 --> 00:04:15,009 Then we'll do it on the BMW 76 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:18,718 and show 'em what a ♪♪♪♪ great big ♪♪♪♪ mistake it ♪♪♪♪ is. 77 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:22,680 What a ♪♪♪♪. What a ♪♪♪♪ business. 78 00:04:24,973 --> 00:04:26,393 Fucking... 79 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:28,894 Get rid of that. 80 00:04:30,354 --> 00:04:32,614 "Fail." How dare they say that? 81 00:04:34,733 --> 00:04:37,193 I was really impressed with Ewan. 82 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:38,397 Deep down in his heart, 83 00:04:38,487 --> 00:04:41,907 I think he would've been quite happy to go on a BMW right from the off. 84 00:04:41,990 --> 00:04:44,370 And he has stuck by me 85 00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:47,451 and has believed in my passion for the KTM. 86 00:04:47,538 --> 00:04:50,828 That was so unfair for you. It's just a nightmare. 87 00:04:51,333 --> 00:04:54,803 I think he was going with the KTM... 88 00:04:54,878 --> 00:04:56,838 think he was doing it, maybe, slightly for me. 89 00:04:56,922 --> 00:05:01,762 And I feel really honored that he would even consider doing something like that. 90 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:06,427 Personally, I'm really glad that we've gone with BMW. 91 00:05:06,515 --> 00:05:09,305 I mean, these bikes are built to go around the world. 92 00:05:09,393 --> 00:05:12,733 We're going to have a two-day training course in Wales. 93 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:16,573 The first day is on lightweight bikes that they make, 650, 94 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:18,360 to get us used to off-road riding. 95 00:05:18,443 --> 00:05:20,863 And the second day is on the big, heavyweight bikes, 96 00:05:20,946 --> 00:05:23,156 the ones that we're gonna ride around the world on. 97 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:39,257 Coming round, you're gonna do it using your... 98 00:05:42,593 --> 00:05:45,433 Once the bike goes, transfer your weight to the outside. 99 00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:47,812 Exactly like you are there. Beautiful. Yeah. 100 00:05:49,433 --> 00:05:52,353 It's a great idea on paper to ride a bike round the world, 101 00:05:52,436 --> 00:05:56,356 but the reality of it is that we're gonna have to ride off-road for a lot of that... 102 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:57,980 a lot of that journey. 103 00:05:58,066 --> 00:06:01,816 I don't know. It's a big, heavy bike. I've never really done it before. 104 00:06:10,162 --> 00:06:11,622 Three in a row. 105 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:15,245 No, I did fall down, and I'm not ashamed to say that I did. 106 00:06:16,418 --> 00:06:18,458 I think Ewan struggled a lot 107 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:21,665 because he was doing stuff which he's never really done before on a motorbike. 108 00:06:21,757 --> 00:06:24,427 He'd always ridden on the road. And so, for me, it was easier. 109 00:06:26,803 --> 00:06:29,603 Ewan went up absolutely fine, right? No problem at all. 110 00:06:29,681 --> 00:06:32,891 Comes... At three miles an hour, comes down like... 111 00:06:34,353 --> 00:06:35,353 Another right. 112 00:06:35,812 --> 00:06:37,402 Another right. Another right. 113 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:40,608 I've just gotta not let it rock me down and up and down and... 114 00:06:40,692 --> 00:06:45,282 You know, 'cause as soon as I'd had that big fall, I was already in Siberia, 115 00:06:45,364 --> 00:06:47,124 not making it through the Road of Bones. 116 00:06:47,199 --> 00:06:48,199 That's where I was. 117 00:06:48,283 --> 00:06:49,993 Letting you down, letting everyone down. 118 00:06:51,495 --> 00:06:54,495 I've gotta stop letting things send me downwards, you know? 119 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:55,711 'Cause I... 120 00:06:56,583 --> 00:07:00,633 'cause I fell off, and my immediate thing is... 121 00:07:01,630 --> 00:07:02,800 my immediate thoughts are, 122 00:07:02,881 --> 00:07:05,131 "Well, I'm gonna ruin the trip for Charley." 123 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:11,927 I had a bad night's sleep, I must say. 124 00:07:12,015 --> 00:07:13,475 - So... you know. - Ah. 125 00:07:13,559 --> 00:07:16,399 But it might give Ewan a bit of a chance, you know, to catch up. 126 00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:19,978 Today, we're going back off-road, but we're on the bigger bikes. 127 00:07:20,065 --> 00:07:22,435 And I hope I don't drop them as often today, because... 128 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:26,778 they'd be so heavy to pick up. 129 00:07:36,164 --> 00:07:37,794 Ready? Go. 130 00:07:37,875 --> 00:07:39,625 Get your knee under there. That's it. 131 00:07:39,710 --> 00:07:41,130 Get yourself together. 132 00:07:41,211 --> 00:07:42,301 And up. 133 00:07:42,379 --> 00:07:45,009 Okay, well, we'll keep... You know. 134 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:46,999 - We'll keep an eye... - Yeah, keep an eye on it. 135 00:07:47,009 --> 00:07:48,625 It's getting better and better every time, 136 00:07:48,635 --> 00:07:51,385 and then it'll just come second nature, hopefully. 137 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:04,318 That's exactly what's gonna happen to him at some point. 138 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:06,781 And now he's gotta do it again and do it the right way. 139 00:08:07,279 --> 00:08:08,819 There we go, perfect. 140 00:08:14,536 --> 00:08:17,116 I'd really let it get to me, in my head. 141 00:08:17,206 --> 00:08:18,956 So that I was terrified of falling over, 142 00:08:19,041 --> 00:08:21,131 for being the guy that falls over all the time, 143 00:08:21,210 --> 00:08:22,210 you know what I mean? 144 00:08:24,171 --> 00:08:26,091 It was like a wake-up call yesterday. 145 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:28,803 But only because I haven't really done it before. 146 00:08:28,884 --> 00:08:33,764 The reality of what we're undertaking has sunk in big time. 147 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:35,267 Yeah. 148 00:08:35,349 --> 00:08:36,509 This is gonna be really hard. 149 00:08:36,558 --> 00:08:38,008 Were there any difficult bits for you? 150 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:39,801 Are there any things that you're concerned about? 151 00:08:39,811 --> 00:08:41,561 Nah. No, really. 152 00:08:42,688 --> 00:08:43,728 Honestly. 153 00:08:43,815 --> 00:08:44,935 You know what I'm saying? 154 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:47,315 It's not a problem with Charley. He's... The thing... 155 00:08:47,402 --> 00:08:50,072 Can't get through to him, he's gotta be worried about some stuff. 156 00:08:50,155 --> 00:08:52,189 - Drinking the water, or... doing stuff. - But that's what's brilliant about him. 157 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:55,199 He's not. He's the one that's constantly picking my bike up, 158 00:08:55,285 --> 00:08:56,995 - he's picking my spirits up. - I know. 159 00:08:57,079 --> 00:08:59,579 That's what Charley's all about. 160 00:08:59,665 --> 00:09:00,995 But, Jesus, it's an eye-opener 161 00:09:01,083 --> 00:09:03,633 for what we might be having to do on this trip, you know? 162 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:06,210 "Oh, yeah. We're gonna go across Kazakhstan and Mongolia." 163 00:09:06,296 --> 00:09:09,626 - It's very easy doing it on the map. - "300 miles there and 150 here." 164 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:13,006 Yeah. "So it's, kind of, averaging 250, 300 miles a day. 165 00:09:13,095 --> 00:09:16,765 And then, when we get into Siberia, and then we can fly to Anchorage"... 166 00:09:17,307 --> 00:09:19,727 - How easy it trips off the tongue. - That's not a problem. 167 00:09:19,810 --> 00:09:21,900 I don't think it's a problem. I really don't. 168 00:09:21,979 --> 00:09:24,888 - The learning curve's massive though. - Just tell me honestly, have you... 169 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:28,108 hand on heart, any qualms about the trip? 170 00:09:28,652 --> 00:09:30,952 - I have no problems at all with... - Okay. 171 00:09:31,029 --> 00:09:33,279 - ...what we're doing. Not at all. - Yeah, all right. 172 00:09:41,373 --> 00:09:43,923 - These cookies are good. - Oh, look. Look, it's Ewan. 173 00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:48,302 Bastard. 174 00:09:48,881 --> 00:09:51,301 Think about what we're doing the last two days in Wales. 175 00:09:51,383 --> 00:09:54,933 You think about the majority of that being like what we did in Wales. 176 00:09:55,846 --> 00:09:59,056 It represents my pulse as I look at it, I go, "Oh, yeah, yeah." 177 00:10:00,392 --> 00:10:01,562 And it goes up like that. 178 00:10:12,738 --> 00:10:16,488 I don't know if I can imagine what's in store for us. 179 00:10:16,575 --> 00:10:18,815 At the moment, this trip just seems to be in two halves. 180 00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:21,367 It's from here to Siberia, 181 00:10:21,872 --> 00:10:25,212 and then there's this little bit from Alaska to New York. 182 00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:28,206 That's the way it seems to be in my mind. 183 00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:32,375 And Kazakhstan, Mongolia and Siberia are vivid, 184 00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:35,716 because they're just probably more challenging than the rest. 185 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:36,932 But who knows? Who knows? 186 00:10:39,431 --> 00:10:44,101 Maybe the biggest challenge will be riding along a three-lane highway 187 00:10:44,186 --> 00:10:45,186 in the United States, 188 00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:47,940 surrounded by trucks and hamburgers, 189 00:10:48,023 --> 00:10:49,233 and maybe that'll be... 190 00:10:51,109 --> 00:10:56,159 much more of a challenge than hoicking your bike out of another muddy puddle 191 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:58,990 in, you know, the Road of Bones. I don't know. 192 00:11:01,078 --> 00:11:03,498 Three Maltesers, all in a row. 193 00:11:03,914 --> 00:11:06,254 Someone had a poo-poo. I can smell it. 194 00:11:08,210 --> 00:11:09,210 Ewan? 195 00:11:09,753 --> 00:11:12,013 No. I've been in here with you. 196 00:11:12,089 --> 00:11:14,089 Yeah, I'm just checking, you know? 197 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:17,434 I'm just about to go in. I'm going in. 198 00:11:17,511 --> 00:11:20,221 I was gonna get MCN and have a shit with the MCN, 199 00:11:20,305 --> 00:11:23,225 so I could look at myself and Ewan in the photo, but... 200 00:11:25,102 --> 00:11:26,102 it's... 201 00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:28,153 Oh. Watch this. Ready? 202 00:11:32,401 --> 00:11:33,401 Wow. 203 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:36,121 - That's quite impressive, that. - Good, huh? 204 00:11:36,572 --> 00:11:37,822 - Should I do it again? - Yeah. 205 00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:40,196 - Is it an optical illusion? - An optical illusion? 206 00:11:40,284 --> 00:11:41,544 Is that an optical illusion? 207 00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:44,789 Watch this. I did this for a penny. 208 00:11:46,331 --> 00:11:47,171 Ooh. 209 00:11:48,959 --> 00:11:50,209 No, you gotta go... 210 00:11:53,172 --> 00:11:54,722 ...and then lay it on. 211 00:11:55,716 --> 00:11:57,466 Lay on your Malteser. 212 00:11:57,551 --> 00:11:59,051 Lay it on the table, boy. 213 00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:03,347 - Yeah. - Wow! 214 00:12:03,432 --> 00:12:05,522 Wow. Really impressed. 215 00:12:05,601 --> 00:12:06,891 Wahey, man! 216 00:12:06,977 --> 00:12:08,897 I think it's in your... I think it's in here. 217 00:12:08,979 --> 00:12:10,979 - Is it in my hood? - It's in your hood. 218 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:13,574 Maltesers in the hood. Shit. 219 00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:19,992 I've been told that BMWs are so reliable that they'll never break down. 220 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:23,793 So going down to learn how to fix them is probably a waste of time. 221 00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:26,866 I hope, anyway. But we're gonna go down, have a look. 222 00:12:26,955 --> 00:12:29,455 Take them apart, put them back together again. 223 00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:31,116 - What's this? - Do you really wanna know? 224 00:12:31,126 --> 00:12:32,926 - 'Cause it is quite a boring subject. - Yeah. 225 00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:35,463 That is a throttle position potentiometer. 226 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:40,179 That tells the control unit exactly what angle the throttle butterfly is at. 227 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,220 Told you it's boring. 228 00:12:43,305 --> 00:12:44,305 That's fascinating. 229 00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:46,729 Okay. Now I've got resistance on all nuts. 230 00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:48,688 "The Force is strong in this one." 231 00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:54,824 Oh, fuck. Do you think we need to put this back on? 232 00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:55,730 Just leave it off? 233 00:13:14,545 --> 00:13:15,625 It doesn't... 234 00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:18,762 This won't fit now, 'cause I've been smashing it around so much. 235 00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:21,511 Whereas Ewan's been filing it all down. 236 00:13:22,052 --> 00:13:23,682 Wow. It fits perfectly. 237 00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:29,059 What are you doing? 238 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,482 I'm putting this grease on here. 239 00:13:32,563 --> 00:13:33,983 I don't know why. 240 00:13:34,064 --> 00:13:36,306 They just told me to do it. Fuck. I don't give a shit anymore. 241 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:37,816 What's the point of doing that? 242 00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:40,031 I've no fucking idea. They just told me to do it. 243 00:13:40,112 --> 00:13:42,187 They said, you know, "Do that." I said, "Fine. Why?" 244 00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:44,947 They said, "Well, you know, it's a BMW thing. 245 00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:46,243 Do you understand? 246 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:47,446 You know what I mean? 247 00:13:47,953 --> 00:13:49,433 And we think you're both a bit thick, 248 00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:52,794 so this is about the only job we think you can possibly do, you see?" 249 00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:56,801 Me big sumo wrestler. 250 00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:59,129 Me ready to fight everybody. 251 00:13:59,214 --> 00:14:04,144 Well, see, in great big BMW garage, they give us very important job to do. 252 00:14:06,597 --> 00:14:07,637 - Oh, great. - Fantastic. 253 00:14:07,723 --> 00:14:09,983 Can we get little straws with the beads on them as well? 254 00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:13,098 Ewan's been tipped off to possibly play Bond. 255 00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:14,725 James Bond. 256 00:14:14,813 --> 00:14:16,943 I think I'd be a great Bond, personally, but... 257 00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:19,822 I don't... No one seems to be talking about me for... 258 00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:21,492 I think you could be... 259 00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:22,820 I could be M. 260 00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:24,445 You could be Moneypenny. 261 00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:26,908 Can you imagine? 262 00:14:26,992 --> 00:14:28,952 'Cause you've played my secretary in the past. 263 00:14:29,036 --> 00:14:31,576 - Oh, yeah. That was great. - You could play her again. 264 00:14:32,414 --> 00:14:35,254 Thanks. Never working with that fucker again. No way. 265 00:14:38,504 --> 00:14:40,214 Hey, Jim! 266 00:14:40,297 --> 00:14:41,297 Welcome back. 267 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,261 Unfortunately, though we met with 20 people, 268 00:14:43,342 --> 00:14:44,842 we still haven't found a cameraman. 269 00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:47,467 But the good news is supplies started to come in. 270 00:14:47,971 --> 00:14:49,351 No way! 271 00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:50,891 - Fucking hell! - What? 272 00:14:52,017 --> 00:14:54,807 It's ridiculous. It's like Christmastime, isn't it? 273 00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:57,105 Whoa! 274 00:14:57,189 --> 00:14:58,269 Charley, look. 275 00:14:58,357 --> 00:15:00,817 It says, "Built especially for Charley Boorman." 276 00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:02,691 This is the latest trick bit of kit. 277 00:15:02,778 --> 00:15:05,229 You do that, it beeps and buzzes when you get up to the right torque. 278 00:15:05,239 --> 00:15:07,147 - Ah, okay. - Rather than the crappy old click ones. 279 00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:08,649 - It's a digital torque wrench. - Yep. One of them. 280 00:15:08,659 --> 00:15:09,659 Digital torque wrench. 281 00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:12,004 I've always wanted one. 282 00:15:12,079 --> 00:15:14,289 I don't know how I've made it this long without one. 283 00:15:14,373 --> 00:15:16,793 - Adjustables, always useful. - Oh, yeah. 284 00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:19,455 I've always admired these tremendously. 285 00:15:19,545 --> 00:15:21,145 Use one of those. Butane soldering iron. 286 00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:23,171 - Oh, God. - Shit. 287 00:15:27,344 --> 00:15:29,304 - Lift that. - This is your Gucci... 288 00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:39,399 This just all goes on and on. I just... 289 00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:41,228 I feel very emotional. 290 00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:44,566 I mean, a whole toolbox. 291 00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:46,743 I mean, it was something which I have... 292 00:15:46,822 --> 00:15:49,992 Since I was a child, I have wanted... 293 00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:54,453 I've wanted, all my life, to have a tool chest. 294 00:15:54,538 --> 00:15:57,168 A red tool chest with "Snap-on" written on it. 295 00:15:57,249 --> 00:16:00,749 And not only do I have a red tool chest with "Snap-on" written on it, 296 00:16:00,836 --> 00:16:05,756 but it says, "This has been specially modified for Charley Boorman." 297 00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:08,471 The bikes are coming in half an hour. 298 00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:11,471 Are they? Well, cancel the Russian lesson then. 299 00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:21,772 Fuck! 300 00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:25,491 Well, I've dented that already. 301 00:16:28,572 --> 00:16:29,782 ♪ I'm in heaven ♪ 302 00:16:30,699 --> 00:16:32,529 ♪ I'm in heaven ♪ 303 00:16:32,910 --> 00:16:36,790 ♪ And my heart beats ♪ ♪ So that I can scarcely see ♪ 304 00:16:38,081 --> 00:16:39,251 Fifteen days to go. 305 00:16:40,626 --> 00:16:43,996 Charley's turned over a new leaf about tidiness in the workplace. 306 00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:46,967 Haven't you, Charley? 307 00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:49,049 What? What? 308 00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:51,764 Have you ever heard of tidying up after yourself? 309 00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:53,255 I haven't finished! 310 00:16:53,764 --> 00:16:55,524 Hand on my heart, 311 00:16:55,599 --> 00:16:56,929 I'm so relieved... 312 00:16:58,393 --> 00:17:02,653 that we've ended up with the BMWs. 313 00:17:02,731 --> 00:17:06,031 Every fiber of me knows that we're on the right bike. 314 00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:07,108 I swear to God. 315 00:17:07,653 --> 00:17:09,613 Oh, for fuck's sake! 316 00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:12,568 I don't understand. 317 00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:15,197 - Patience. - Everything's just fucking... 318 00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:16,535 Patience, you know? 319 00:17:19,915 --> 00:17:21,455 Rome wasn't built in a day. 320 00:17:24,002 --> 00:17:28,092 This is a boy's fantasy, this, isn't it? Now our friends at Snap-on. 321 00:17:28,173 --> 00:17:33,053 I mean, I've been tinkering with my bikes from a little tool kit in a plastic case 322 00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:36,056 that I bought in a hardware shop, you know, ten, five years ago, 323 00:17:36,807 --> 00:17:37,807 for 30 quid. 324 00:17:38,517 --> 00:17:39,477 Check this one. 325 00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:41,770 Sonic have come down with the onboard cameras and comms 326 00:17:41,854 --> 00:17:43,734 to show us how it all works. 327 00:17:43,814 --> 00:17:45,074 So we'll see what happens. 328 00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:48,033 It's gonna take us about fucking... 329 00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:52,696 an hour and a half to get ready each time we get on a bike, isn't it? 330 00:17:53,824 --> 00:17:55,704 Come in, Charley, Charley. Come in, Charley. 331 00:17:55,784 --> 00:17:58,914 Ladies and gentlemen, we're currently flying at 35,000 feet. 332 00:17:58,996 --> 00:18:01,706 We should be landing in Acapulco in 25 minutes. 333 00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:03,750 - We hope you enjoyed the flight. - Look at this. 334 00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:05,634 - Go on. - Yeah, well, whatever. 335 00:18:07,045 --> 00:18:09,165 - That's good, huh? - It's pretty amazing, isn't it? 336 00:18:10,549 --> 00:18:13,009 You know, the bikes being here, the tools being here, 337 00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:15,433 it's just made it more of a reality. 338 00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:17,102 So that's cool. Everything's good. 339 00:18:17,181 --> 00:18:19,931 There's a part of me just wants to be going now, you know? 340 00:18:20,017 --> 00:18:21,617 And then other parts of me that doesn't. 341 00:18:21,685 --> 00:18:25,975 The idea of leaving my family, my wife and kids, for this length of time, 342 00:18:26,064 --> 00:18:28,654 that's gonna be the hardest thing about the whole trip, I think. 343 00:18:28,734 --> 00:18:31,784 The places they're going to, it's not the usual tourist... 344 00:18:31,862 --> 00:18:35,032 They're not going to Thailand, or even to Vietnam. 345 00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:38,155 They're going to places that, really, nobody wants to go to. 346 00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:40,953 I mean, who's gonna say "I'm gonna go to Kazakhstan on holiday"? 347 00:18:41,038 --> 00:18:44,418 I'm worried about bears and God knows what. 348 00:18:44,499 --> 00:18:49,049 And another worry was that, what happens within the relationship 349 00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:52,799 when somebody goes and lives through what they're going through. 350 00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:54,381 "Travels with Charley," 351 00:18:54,468 --> 00:18:57,348 starring Ewan McGregor and Charley Boorman. 352 00:18:58,096 --> 00:19:01,766 - Hello. Here we are today... - Here we are, out in the bloody cuds... 353 00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:02,680 With my bell end. 354 00:19:02,768 --> 00:19:05,608 ...with a little bit of scrot rot and some fucking bloody bell end rot. 355 00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:08,227 We get through to the Ukraine, just batter through in a week. 356 00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:09,895 Yeah. Maybe. 357 00:19:10,526 --> 00:19:12,026 Where's my glasses? 358 00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:13,650 I'm having my eyes lasered tomorrow. 359 00:19:13,737 --> 00:19:16,407 - I'm having laser surgery on my eyes. - What's wrong with them? 360 00:19:16,490 --> 00:19:18,080 I can't see very well. 361 00:19:18,784 --> 00:19:21,164 Does it work? I've been nervous about having it done. 362 00:19:21,245 --> 00:19:22,694 Fucking hope so. I'm having it done tomorrow. 363 00:19:22,704 --> 00:19:24,334 - Let me know, yeah. - Yeah, I will. 364 00:19:24,790 --> 00:19:28,090 I'll wake up and go, "My God! I can see you through the fucking telephone." 365 00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:29,628 Have you always had them? 366 00:19:29,711 --> 00:19:32,011 Yeah, but it's got... This eye is terrible now. 367 00:19:32,089 --> 00:19:33,089 Yeah, I can't... 368 00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:34,998 - I mean, terrible. - Yeah, I'm having trouble. 369 00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:36,258 Look at this. Look. 370 00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:39,643 - Yeah, exactly. - London grunge look. Urban... 371 00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:41,601 "Anyway, with that over here"... 372 00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:45,939 He just felt that riding 20,000 miles round the world with a crash helmet on, 373 00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:47,349 it's just gonna be a big problem 374 00:19:47,437 --> 00:19:50,727 to keep trying to put glasses through the crash helmet, etcetera. 375 00:19:50,816 --> 00:19:54,436 So he's decided to go and have laser eye surgery. 376 00:19:54,528 --> 00:19:57,738 Which is totally cool, 'cause it should give him 20/20 vision, 377 00:19:57,823 --> 00:20:00,703 and, for sure, make his life a lot easier. 378 00:20:01,410 --> 00:20:05,910 But from a producer's point of view, it just gives you that bit of uncertainty, 379 00:20:05,998 --> 00:20:09,288 'cause you don't quite know whether it's gonna work. 380 00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:11,336 But, listen, call me afterwards, when you've... 381 00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:14,037 obviously, when you've got home, when you've settled, and, you know... 382 00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:15,087 - Yeah. - Yeah. 383 00:20:15,174 --> 00:20:17,416 - But don't leave it too long... - I won't. I'll let you know. 384 00:20:17,426 --> 00:20:18,676 Listen... 385 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,550 - Are you nervous? - Yeah. 386 00:20:20,637 --> 00:20:22,347 But they cut the eyeball and stuff, 387 00:20:22,431 --> 00:20:24,811 and they lift a flap up and they laser in and... 388 00:20:25,684 --> 00:20:29,404 And you're awake, you know. You're not, like, asleep for it, so... 389 00:20:30,564 --> 00:20:31,734 Oh, my God. 390 00:20:31,815 --> 00:20:33,935 And they clamp your eyes open and stuff. 391 00:20:39,198 --> 00:20:41,158 Don't think you'll pull the wool over my eyes, 392 00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:42,871 'cause I'll see right through it. 393 00:20:42,951 --> 00:20:46,331 - 20/12 vision. - 20/12? 394 00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:49,083 - What does that mean? - Two better than 20/20. 395 00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:52,666 My name is Ewan "I can see forever" McGregor. 396 00:20:53,587 --> 00:20:56,007 Could you feel anything weird, or... 397 00:20:56,089 --> 00:21:00,469 Because they... To make the slice through the top of the eye, they make a flap. 398 00:21:01,136 --> 00:21:03,466 So they cut right through, like the top of an egg, 399 00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:06,022 but they don't cut quite all the way. 400 00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:07,269 And when he's doing that, 401 00:21:07,351 --> 00:21:10,191 they put this round instrument over your eye, 402 00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:12,110 and they put quite a lot of pressure on it, 403 00:21:12,189 --> 00:21:15,279 and it just feels wrong, because you shouldn't... 404 00:21:15,359 --> 00:21:16,489 Your brain's telling you, 405 00:21:16,568 --> 00:21:18,778 "Don't let him put pressure on your eye," you know. 406 00:21:20,405 --> 00:21:22,695 It's a bit Clockwork Orange when you see it, 407 00:21:22,783 --> 00:21:25,583 but it's not when you're having it done. You don't feel it. 408 00:21:25,661 --> 00:21:27,451 - Yeah. - Khatgal... 409 00:21:27,538 --> 00:21:29,571 Time is running out, so we've gotta get this route sorted 410 00:21:29,581 --> 00:21:32,791 so we can get these visas done, otherwise we're in trouble. 411 00:21:32,876 --> 00:21:34,706 - ...should be Mörön. - ...Should be Mörön. 412 00:21:35,671 --> 00:21:36,511 Moron. 413 00:21:36,588 --> 00:21:38,378 It's the birthplace of Genghis Khan. 414 00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:40,925 That's what it is. Bayan-ooh. 415 00:21:41,009 --> 00:21:42,759 So that's 45. 416 00:21:42,845 --> 00:21:45,755 - That's 46. - That's 46, back into the USSR. 417 00:21:45,848 --> 00:21:47,848 ♪ Back in the USSR ♪ 418 00:21:48,684 --> 00:21:50,984 And then we got, like, three weeks in the USSR. 419 00:21:51,895 --> 00:21:54,185 Bayan-ooh. Okay. 420 00:21:55,858 --> 00:21:57,778 Well, listen, it looks to me, like, a bit... 421 00:21:57,860 --> 00:22:00,700 I mean, I don't know, but it doesn't look very diverse. 422 00:22:00,779 --> 00:22:02,319 We're missing this part. 423 00:22:02,948 --> 00:22:07,328 Here we could go, "Okay, Charley. I'll see you in a week." 424 00:22:07,411 --> 00:22:08,411 And you go... 425 00:22:10,914 --> 00:22:11,754 "How you doing?" 426 00:22:11,832 --> 00:22:15,002 What, sleep in a tent on my own? You must be fucking joking. 427 00:22:15,085 --> 00:22:16,665 That'll do for Scotland. 428 00:22:16,753 --> 00:22:18,173 So I'll have boots, socks... 429 00:22:18,255 --> 00:22:20,055 We're going up to Scotland to test the bikes. 430 00:22:20,132 --> 00:22:22,132 We need to test the bikes and our equipment. 431 00:22:22,217 --> 00:22:23,547 Oh, fuck. This... 432 00:22:23,635 --> 00:22:26,005 And also, I wanna see my mum and dad before we go. 433 00:22:27,598 --> 00:22:29,428 The bikes are really comfortable. 434 00:22:29,516 --> 00:22:31,266 They're not windy. They're warm. 435 00:22:31,351 --> 00:22:35,811 It's easy to ride. And all the equipment worked really well for the first day. 436 00:22:35,898 --> 00:22:38,398 And the bike-to-bike and all this kind of stuff is great. 437 00:22:38,483 --> 00:22:44,073 Ewan's really excited about being home, and he is just bombing along. 438 00:22:44,156 --> 00:22:45,866 And it's really quite funny to see. 439 00:22:45,949 --> 00:22:48,409 That's where I washed dishes and was a waiter. 440 00:22:48,493 --> 00:22:51,833 He was a waiter in that hotel we just passed. How funny. 441 00:22:52,331 --> 00:22:54,501 I tell you, it's very nice to be here. 442 00:22:55,042 --> 00:22:57,752 Finally, to see where your parents live, after all these years. 443 00:22:58,670 --> 00:23:00,380 This is where I was a wee boy. 444 00:23:05,969 --> 00:23:07,219 Right there's his mum... 445 00:23:07,888 --> 00:23:09,008 looking very happy. 446 00:23:09,097 --> 00:23:11,807 What do you think of your son going off on this trip? 447 00:23:12,476 --> 00:23:13,726 Well, 448 00:23:13,810 --> 00:23:16,360 mixed feelings, I think. 449 00:23:17,231 --> 00:23:19,821 As a mother, I'd rather he stayed at home. 450 00:23:19,900 --> 00:23:22,440 - Uh-huh. - But it's very exciting, 451 00:23:22,528 --> 00:23:24,488 and I know he's gonna love it and so will you. 452 00:23:24,571 --> 00:23:25,611 And... 453 00:23:26,615 --> 00:23:30,485 also, as a mother, you can't stop people doing what they want to do. 454 00:23:30,577 --> 00:23:32,037 You can't, can you? 455 00:23:32,120 --> 00:23:35,370 - This is a little thing for you. - Oh, yeah? 456 00:23:35,999 --> 00:23:38,789 For, basically, for your birthday. 457 00:23:38,877 --> 00:23:40,707 But also... And I know that's early, 458 00:23:40,796 --> 00:23:43,626 but I deliberately thought you ought to have it now. 459 00:23:43,715 --> 00:23:45,215 - Ooh, prezzies. - You know... 460 00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:51,180 - Thank you. - Wicked. 461 00:23:51,265 --> 00:23:54,055 Oh, that's a beautiful book. Thank you. 462 00:23:54,768 --> 00:23:56,478 Thank you very much. That's lovely. 463 00:23:56,895 --> 00:23:59,435 She's a lovely mum, and his dad was in hospital. 464 00:23:59,523 --> 00:24:00,863 He's just had a hip replacement. 465 00:24:01,483 --> 00:24:03,493 And so we went to see him at the hospital. 466 00:24:03,569 --> 00:24:05,609 He was in great form. Told some funny stories. 467 00:24:06,613 --> 00:24:09,033 This guy came up to Charley, and he went, 468 00:24:09,700 --> 00:24:13,450 "Do you know that Ewan McGregor is going round the world on a bike like this?" 469 00:24:14,580 --> 00:24:16,500 And I'm in my helmet, and Charley went, 470 00:24:16,582 --> 00:24:20,292 "Stuart. He says Ewan McGregor's going around the world on a bike like this." 471 00:24:20,377 --> 00:24:23,957 And I went, "Oh, is he? Oh. What are the chances of that?" 472 00:24:27,801 --> 00:24:29,261 This my Nana Lawson. 473 00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:30,720 Look at her. 474 00:24:32,431 --> 00:24:34,521 Seventy-nine, walking to work every day. 475 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:36,060 - How old? Seventy... - Seventy-nine. 476 00:24:36,143 --> 00:24:38,733 - That was when she was working. - That was when I retired. 477 00:24:39,229 --> 00:24:41,479 And... And... Oh, I won't ask. 478 00:24:42,524 --> 00:24:45,904 - 'Cause it's very rude to ask. - No, it doesn't matter. I'm 81. 479 00:24:45,986 --> 00:24:47,566 Eighty-one? My God. 480 00:24:47,654 --> 00:24:50,124 - You look fantastic. - You do look fantastic. 481 00:24:50,199 --> 00:24:52,449 - You're amazing. - Well, I feel good. 482 00:24:52,534 --> 00:24:57,294 I just want to you wish you and Ewan the very best on the journey. 483 00:24:57,998 --> 00:25:02,248 - And don't take any risks of any kind. - Okay. 484 00:25:02,336 --> 00:25:04,246 So, where are we, Ewan? 485 00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:06,720 We're in Glencoe, Charley. 486 00:25:07,758 --> 00:25:11,348 This is one of my favorite parts of Scotland. Glencoe. 487 00:25:11,887 --> 00:25:13,097 Look at the colors of it. 488 00:25:14,306 --> 00:25:15,556 It's beautiful. 489 00:25:15,641 --> 00:25:17,141 I want that house. 490 00:25:17,226 --> 00:25:19,976 This is the kind of weather we're gonna be camping in tonight. 491 00:25:20,062 --> 00:25:22,402 I'm trying to convince Ewan that we shouldn't be doing it, 492 00:25:22,481 --> 00:25:23,901 but he's not having any of it. 493 00:25:24,358 --> 00:25:25,438 We'll be fine. 494 00:25:26,318 --> 00:25:30,488 Okay. This is the first time Charley and I will have put up our camp. 495 00:25:35,827 --> 00:25:37,117 And there you bloody are. 496 00:25:37,204 --> 00:25:38,874 Okay, so we got the tent up. 497 00:25:38,956 --> 00:25:40,576 Let's have a wee look inside. 498 00:25:40,666 --> 00:25:42,246 Already, I'm neater than you are. 499 00:25:42,876 --> 00:25:45,416 I don't think I've packed the... 500 00:25:46,296 --> 00:25:48,716 the cooking pots. Did you pack any cooking pots? 501 00:25:50,884 --> 00:25:52,054 - Yeah. - Oh, you did? 502 00:25:52,135 --> 00:25:53,345 I've got them. 503 00:25:53,428 --> 00:25:55,588 I think the camping thing for me is gonna be an issue. 504 00:25:55,639 --> 00:25:58,059 You know? And why camp when you can stay in a hotel? 505 00:25:58,141 --> 00:26:00,561 All the camping equipment's worked fine, I think. 506 00:26:00,644 --> 00:26:03,154 I mean, as a test, it's been really good... 507 00:26:04,064 --> 00:26:05,074 This really worked. 508 00:26:05,148 --> 00:26:07,278 The last four days have been really important. 509 00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:08,939 I think we've learned a lot of things. 510 00:26:09,027 --> 00:26:11,147 - Can you see me? - Yeah, mate. No problem. 511 00:26:11,238 --> 00:26:12,868 Your eyes look a bit fucking weird. 512 00:26:15,075 --> 00:26:17,325 I want to eat you. I'll kill you. 513 00:26:18,912 --> 00:26:21,672 So... and we're now officially out in the cuds. 514 00:26:21,748 --> 00:26:22,748 Any thoughts? 515 00:26:23,959 --> 00:26:24,959 Yeah... 516 00:26:26,044 --> 00:26:29,094 I think, you know, there's something to be said about... 517 00:26:29,715 --> 00:26:34,175 there's something to be said about having hotels and stuff like that. 518 00:26:35,888 --> 00:26:38,268 I'm, like, suffering from an obsession about it. 519 00:26:38,348 --> 00:26:40,228 I wake up in the middle of the night, 520 00:26:40,309 --> 00:26:43,559 and I'm thinking about that room, or that bit of equipment, 521 00:26:43,645 --> 00:26:45,855 or Charley, or the bike, or this, that. 522 00:26:45,939 --> 00:26:49,649 The second my mind's awake, I'm only thinking about this. 523 00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:53,990 And I find it quite difficult to have my mind on anything else. 524 00:26:54,072 --> 00:26:55,622 I'm trying to focus on being... 525 00:26:55,699 --> 00:26:58,289 You know, when I'm at home, not to be dealing with this, 526 00:26:58,368 --> 00:27:00,788 because I'm very soon only gonna be dealing with this, 527 00:27:00,871 --> 00:27:02,331 because I'll be on the trip. 528 00:27:02,414 --> 00:27:06,044 It is difficult. Olly does get a little bit frustrated with me sometimes, 529 00:27:06,126 --> 00:27:07,246 because I'm sort of... 530 00:27:08,253 --> 00:27:10,263 listening, but sometimes I don't listen, and... 531 00:27:11,423 --> 00:27:14,973 my mind wanders off about this, that and the other, you know. 532 00:27:15,052 --> 00:27:16,472 And I think she understands that, 533 00:27:16,553 --> 00:27:18,433 but I think she just gets a bit frustrated. 534 00:27:18,514 --> 00:27:20,474 Yeah, I'm very excited about him going. 535 00:27:20,974 --> 00:27:23,604 Fifteen weeks. It's a long time for someone to go away, 536 00:27:23,685 --> 00:27:27,105 and I think we're all gonna really miss him hugely. 537 00:27:27,189 --> 00:27:28,649 Especially the children, and... 538 00:27:30,943 --> 00:27:32,073 it's a very long time. 539 00:27:32,152 --> 00:27:33,952 Olly's very up-tempo about it. I think... 540 00:27:34,029 --> 00:27:36,909 I think she's just not trying to think about it. 541 00:27:36,990 --> 00:27:38,065 She doesn't wanna think about it. 542 00:27:38,075 --> 00:27:40,108 And if she does think about it, she does have tears. 543 00:27:40,118 --> 00:27:41,448 But she's great, Olly. 544 00:27:41,537 --> 00:27:43,407 She'll just put it out of her mind and say, 545 00:27:43,497 --> 00:27:45,497 "Right. Back in three months. Get on with it." 546 00:27:45,582 --> 00:27:49,172 I'm going round the world on my motorbike. 547 00:27:50,295 --> 00:27:52,545 So, Doone, how do you feel about me going? 548 00:27:54,842 --> 00:27:56,762 - Excited. - Uh-huh. 549 00:27:57,344 --> 00:28:01,474 - And worried. - Uh-huh. 550 00:28:01,557 --> 00:28:03,847 - And sad. - Mm. 551 00:28:04,601 --> 00:28:07,231 I went to Ireland to visit my dad for one last time 552 00:28:07,312 --> 00:28:09,022 before I leave on this trip. 553 00:28:09,106 --> 00:28:10,646 This is his first bike. 554 00:28:10,732 --> 00:28:13,282 It's gotta be 25 years old. 555 00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:15,240 - You had this when you were 12. - Yeah. 556 00:28:15,863 --> 00:28:18,533 You know, you see him here on this motorbike, 557 00:28:18,615 --> 00:28:20,825 with five children piled on top of the motorbike, 558 00:28:20,909 --> 00:28:23,249 going up and down the hills. 559 00:28:23,328 --> 00:28:25,208 You realize that he's totally irresponsible. 560 00:28:26,206 --> 00:28:29,536 We had the most beautiful little child, snow-white hair. 561 00:28:30,210 --> 00:28:32,840 And you always had a big cushion. 562 00:28:32,921 --> 00:28:34,921 And you had your thumby like... 563 00:28:35,883 --> 00:28:38,303 What a sweet little child you were. 564 00:28:38,385 --> 00:28:41,305 And now you're going through Siberia. You must be nuts. 565 00:28:41,388 --> 00:28:44,518 We've just spent the last three months trying to find a cameraman 566 00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:48,400 that can ride a bike, shoot, direct, and that we all like and get on with. 567 00:28:49,104 --> 00:28:52,364 Some of the guys that we were working with as far as cameramen before 568 00:28:52,441 --> 00:28:55,651 weren't working for us, and then fortune has smiled on us... 569 00:28:56,361 --> 00:28:59,281 when I saw the CV of a cameraman from Switzerland 570 00:28:59,364 --> 00:29:02,334 who is absolutely perfect for our project. 571 00:29:02,409 --> 00:29:05,409 I'm Claudio von Planta. 572 00:29:05,954 --> 00:29:09,544 He's a lovely man. He seems to get the idea. 573 00:29:10,459 --> 00:29:12,419 And you know what's interesting about Claudio? 574 00:29:12,503 --> 00:29:14,036 He went off and had a spin on the bike. 575 00:29:14,046 --> 00:29:15,546 He came back in and opened the door, 576 00:29:15,631 --> 00:29:17,431 drove straight in, got off the bike and said, 577 00:29:17,508 --> 00:29:18,718 "Yeah, no. It's great." 578 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:21,140 Right. I'm putting you through now. Thanks. 579 00:29:21,220 --> 00:29:22,640 Well, one week to go, 580 00:29:22,721 --> 00:29:27,391 I get a call half an hour ago, to find our cameraman hasn't got a bike license. 581 00:29:27,476 --> 00:29:33,686 I discovered that my Swiss motorbike license is not recognized here in the UK, 582 00:29:33,774 --> 00:29:36,694 which means I still have to do a motorbike test. 583 00:29:37,528 --> 00:29:39,908 I'm quite confident. I think it will be okay. 584 00:29:39,988 --> 00:29:42,568 He's sitting his motorcycle test on Tuesday, 585 00:29:42,658 --> 00:29:44,078 and we leave on Wednesday morning. 586 00:29:44,159 --> 00:29:47,409 - We didn't really do the whole... - So, if he fails, he can't do it. 587 00:29:47,496 --> 00:29:49,496 There isn't anyone else. 588 00:29:50,958 --> 00:29:53,038 We've just discovered one other problem, 589 00:29:53,126 --> 00:29:56,166 which is Claudio's passport doesn't have enough space in it 590 00:29:56,255 --> 00:29:58,465 for all the visas that we need to put in. 591 00:29:58,549 --> 00:30:01,759 So we have to get another passport issued in Switzerland 592 00:30:01,844 --> 00:30:03,894 and sent over to us before we leave. 593 00:30:03,971 --> 00:30:09,311 Well, the new passport, I can only get it if they can annulate the old one. 594 00:30:10,227 --> 00:30:12,147 That's why we have to send it to Switzerland. 595 00:30:12,229 --> 00:30:13,979 We've got three break points tomorrow. 596 00:30:14,064 --> 00:30:15,639 Nine o'clock, you're going to the embassy 597 00:30:15,649 --> 00:30:18,779 to find out whether or not you can add the travel document 598 00:30:18,861 --> 00:30:20,651 for Czech Republic and Slovakia. 599 00:30:20,737 --> 00:30:23,197 By 12:00, we're gonna know... And Ukraine, hopefully. 600 00:30:23,282 --> 00:30:26,872 By 12:00, the DHL thing would've been delivered or not. 601 00:30:26,952 --> 00:30:29,452 If not, you'll track it and find out what the deal is. 602 00:30:29,538 --> 00:30:32,618 It's being tracked. It's not a parcel that's disappeared. 603 00:30:32,708 --> 00:30:35,088 It's got a relevant air waybill number. 604 00:30:35,169 --> 00:30:40,299 The moment it's... Both passports are there, ready in Switzerland... 605 00:30:41,133 --> 00:30:44,183 my mother offered, she could actually then... 606 00:30:45,679 --> 00:30:50,059 fly over here to London to make sure it gets here quick, in time, 607 00:30:50,142 --> 00:30:52,442 because these courier services... You know? 608 00:30:52,519 --> 00:30:56,729 The whole of this global enterprise is dependent on Claudio's poor mum. 609 00:30:56,815 --> 00:30:58,815 What about... Surely, you must have a... 610 00:30:58,901 --> 00:31:00,741 Like the British have got a foreign office, 611 00:31:00,819 --> 00:31:02,989 do the Swiss not have an office 612 00:31:03,071 --> 00:31:05,321 that's designed to help British travelers abroad? 613 00:31:05,407 --> 00:31:07,447 You know, I spent one month in prison in... 614 00:31:07,534 --> 00:31:08,664 - What? - Hold on. 615 00:31:08,744 --> 00:31:10,004 Hold on! 616 00:31:10,078 --> 00:31:12,868 I spent one month in prison in Pakistan. 617 00:31:12,956 --> 00:31:16,916 I called the Swiss embassy and said, "You know, that's the problem. 618 00:31:17,544 --> 00:31:19,594 The Pakistanis are giving me a hard time." 619 00:31:19,671 --> 00:31:22,011 The Pakistanis just kept me in prison. 620 00:31:22,674 --> 00:31:25,434 And it took the Swiss a month to get me out. 621 00:31:25,511 --> 00:31:26,511 - No. - Yeah. 622 00:31:26,595 --> 00:31:28,055 'Cause then the third break point 623 00:31:28,138 --> 00:31:31,728 is when you do your driving test at 3:27 in the afternoon 624 00:31:31,808 --> 00:31:33,138 to see if you can ride a bike. 625 00:31:33,227 --> 00:31:37,057 Claudio's the only guy to do a motorcycle trip around the world 626 00:31:37,147 --> 00:31:39,357 without a motorcycle license and a passport. 627 00:31:39,441 --> 00:31:42,071 Ewan and Charley said they loved you because you were laid-back. 628 00:31:42,152 --> 00:31:43,912 But there's laid-back and there's laid-back. 629 00:31:43,946 --> 00:31:44,786 You know what I mean? 630 00:31:47,824 --> 00:31:48,664 What is it? 631 00:31:49,243 --> 00:31:51,253 I don't... It's a deer thing. 632 00:31:51,328 --> 00:31:54,328 Maybe at checkpoints they'll think they're small missiles launchers though. 633 00:31:55,332 --> 00:31:57,082 It doesn't say anything about a motorbike. 634 00:31:57,167 --> 00:32:00,297 So either they'll run away from it, or they'll run straight to it. 635 00:32:00,379 --> 00:32:02,162 Or they'll freeze in the middle of the road, going, 636 00:32:02,172 --> 00:32:03,512 "What the fuck is that noise?" 637 00:32:03,590 --> 00:32:05,390 And you come round the corner, and they go... 638 00:32:07,261 --> 00:32:08,891 It's called a deer-freezer. 639 00:32:08,971 --> 00:32:10,261 Fuck it. I'm not taking it. 640 00:32:10,347 --> 00:32:12,887 It's another gram of fucking weight. 641 00:32:12,975 --> 00:32:15,305 Four guys are driving around the world 642 00:32:15,394 --> 00:32:18,484 in 4x4s that we haven't received yet. 643 00:32:19,022 --> 00:32:22,232 We haven't spent a day, a full day, 644 00:32:22,317 --> 00:32:25,197 let alone a half a day, thinking about what's gonna go in them. 645 00:32:25,279 --> 00:32:26,279 We've got a list. 646 00:32:26,363 --> 00:32:28,823 Everything on the list that's highlighted in yellow 647 00:32:29,283 --> 00:32:31,333 represents things we don't have. 648 00:32:31,910 --> 00:32:32,910 Which is... 649 00:32:38,125 --> 00:32:39,705 I've got nine pairs of underpants. 650 00:32:39,793 --> 00:32:40,673 Nine? 651 00:32:40,752 --> 00:32:43,092 I brought gray because I thought if I get white, 652 00:32:43,172 --> 00:32:45,552 you know, you're gonna see my skid marks really easily. 653 00:32:45,632 --> 00:32:48,393 Well, you can when you're wearing your pants inside out the next day. 654 00:32:49,553 --> 00:32:51,103 That's why I got nine, so that... 655 00:32:51,597 --> 00:32:54,267 - 'Cause at least every nine days... - It'll last you two months. 656 00:32:54,349 --> 00:32:55,849 At least every nine days... 657 00:32:56,977 --> 00:32:59,227 "That way I can wear them for two months." 658 00:32:59,313 --> 00:33:01,443 Front, normal-ways, backwards, 659 00:33:01,523 --> 00:33:03,983 inside out frontwards, inside out backwards. 660 00:33:04,067 --> 00:33:05,487 One pair of pants, four days. 661 00:33:05,569 --> 00:33:08,909 And then by the time you've done the four rotations, 662 00:33:08,989 --> 00:33:10,909 hopefully the first skid mark is dry, 663 00:33:10,991 --> 00:33:12,451 so you can start again. 664 00:33:18,457 --> 00:33:20,877 "Healthy nutrition has never tasted so great." 665 00:33:20,959 --> 00:33:23,368 This is what you're gonna be living on for the next three and a half months. 666 00:33:23,378 --> 00:33:25,758 It's funny, 'cause we've spent such a long time now 667 00:33:25,839 --> 00:33:27,259 preparing the bikes and the guys 668 00:33:27,341 --> 00:33:29,301 for everything they've got to do and encounter, 669 00:33:29,384 --> 00:33:32,264 but we haven't really spent a lot of time preparing the camera. 670 00:33:32,346 --> 00:33:35,926 But fortunately, the great guys from Mitsubishi have stepped up to the mark 671 00:33:36,016 --> 00:33:37,386 with a couple of cars. 672 00:33:37,476 --> 00:33:39,276 You've chosen the right vehicles for the job. 673 00:33:39,353 --> 00:33:41,983 The L200 specifically, I mean, it is a hard-core off-roader. 674 00:33:42,064 --> 00:33:43,524 It will do whatever you wanna do. 675 00:33:43,607 --> 00:33:46,225 With the Shogun, I think you're gonna get a little bit more comfort. 676 00:33:46,235 --> 00:33:48,485 I think that's gonna do everything that you need. 677 00:33:48,570 --> 00:33:50,740 What's going on with the support vehicles? 678 00:33:50,822 --> 00:33:53,912 Mitsubishi situation is fantastic. 679 00:33:53,992 --> 00:33:57,252 Basically, we've managed to persuade two guys to go all the way to Germany, 680 00:33:57,329 --> 00:34:01,999 buy all the kit that we need, drive it back in one fell swoop. 681 00:34:02,084 --> 00:34:03,794 And in 24 hours, 682 00:34:03,877 --> 00:34:08,377 we'll have the two Mitsubishis kitted out to expedition standards. 683 00:34:08,924 --> 00:34:10,554 That's what we need doing. 684 00:34:10,634 --> 00:34:13,644 It's 12:15, and we need it by 2:00. 685 00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:15,212 What's the sort of cost? A rough cost... 686 00:34:15,222 --> 00:34:17,421 We're still trying to tick off all the things that have to happen 687 00:34:17,431 --> 00:34:19,731 before departure on the 14th. 688 00:34:20,393 --> 00:34:23,313 But suddenly we've just been hit with a Russian visa problem. 689 00:34:23,397 --> 00:34:28,277 We've got visas for every member of the crew, for every country, 690 00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:29,990 with the exception of Russia. 691 00:34:30,070 --> 00:34:33,740 We can say, "Everything's set but Russia," but Russia's fucking 90% of the trip. 692 00:34:34,992 --> 00:34:37,202 Fuck, man. There's nothing more important 693 00:34:37,286 --> 00:34:39,656 than, on the most basic level, just the documents. 694 00:34:40,831 --> 00:34:42,431 Just the fucking documents. 695 00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:45,020 I don't think you should get yourself stressed out... 696 00:34:45,030 --> 00:34:47,710 - I'm not stressed out. - ...waiting for anything earlier to happen. 697 00:34:47,750 --> 00:34:50,340 If it happens, it's a miracle. It may happen. 698 00:34:50,350 --> 00:34:55,100 I mean, 16th is the official date where we except this visas to come. 699 00:34:55,219 --> 00:34:56,549 I'm not being funny about it, 700 00:34:56,638 --> 00:35:00,428 but right now, we're trying to go around the whole world, and we're only here. 701 00:35:00,517 --> 00:35:01,637 This is all we've got. 702 00:35:01,727 --> 00:35:04,147 - You need to melt them, Ewan. - I know. 703 00:35:04,229 --> 00:35:07,149 What are you? Technical adviser? 704 00:35:07,232 --> 00:35:08,732 You offer a little bit of help... 705 00:35:08,817 --> 00:35:11,217 Now, obviously, I wouldn't advise anyone to try this at home 706 00:35:11,278 --> 00:35:13,028 when this is full of petrol. 707 00:35:16,158 --> 00:35:17,118 No, it doesn't work. 708 00:35:17,201 --> 00:35:20,331 - What did you fill this up with? - The camping fuel. 709 00:35:20,871 --> 00:35:23,371 Whose one ran out first, is what I wanna know. 710 00:35:23,457 --> 00:35:25,957 My one was sold to me with no fuel in it. 711 00:35:26,043 --> 00:35:30,383 You see, again, Ewan seems to find somebody else to blame. 712 00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:33,050 Beautiful, man. 713 00:35:34,968 --> 00:35:37,218 Afternoon before departure. 714 00:35:37,304 --> 00:35:42,774 Driving Standard Agency, and I have to do my big motorbike test. 715 00:35:42,851 --> 00:35:46,561 So, it's pretty close to departure. 716 00:35:47,231 --> 00:35:49,691 But let's hope I make it. 717 00:35:53,237 --> 00:35:56,067 - What happened? - I'm sorry. I fucked up. 718 00:35:57,824 --> 00:36:00,544 I'm really sorry. It's just a pain. 719 00:36:01,286 --> 00:36:02,286 It's ridiculous. 720 00:36:02,871 --> 00:36:05,421 Are you serious? You're fucking with me. 721 00:36:05,874 --> 00:36:08,294 No. No, I'm not. I tell you. I'm not. 722 00:36:09,002 --> 00:36:11,962 You're fucking kidding me, man. Don't tell me that. 723 00:36:12,047 --> 00:36:14,507 No. I tell you. It's... 724 00:36:14,591 --> 00:36:16,181 I... I didn't pass. 725 00:36:17,636 --> 00:36:19,966 - That's not good. - Claudio. 726 00:36:20,055 --> 00:36:23,475 He failed his motorcycle test. 727 00:36:23,559 --> 00:36:25,229 Do you believe that? 728 00:36:28,355 --> 00:36:30,765 Bastards. Bastards. 729 00:36:30,858 --> 00:36:33,068 It's so bloody annoying, I tell you. 730 00:36:34,194 --> 00:36:36,414 Because there's absolutely no bloody mistake. 731 00:36:36,488 --> 00:36:38,408 The one mistake is 732 00:36:38,490 --> 00:36:40,700 - I didn't look back enough. - You're kidding. 733 00:36:40,784 --> 00:36:43,834 - One mistake there. - Three changes of direction. 734 00:36:44,371 --> 00:36:46,331 When's the next opportunity when you can take it? 735 00:36:46,373 --> 00:36:50,543 You need ten working days, but there is no more space left, so... 736 00:36:50,627 --> 00:36:51,957 - Oh, you're kidding. - No. 737 00:36:52,045 --> 00:36:56,425 It's the... I booked it. The earliest possible was the 30th. 738 00:36:57,176 --> 00:36:58,386 You are actually very nice. 739 00:36:58,468 --> 00:37:01,388 You know, I expected to... You know, closed door, you know? 740 00:37:01,471 --> 00:37:03,971 "Get out of here. We don't want to see you anymore." So... 741 00:37:04,683 --> 00:37:08,023 - Well, wait for that option. - You're right. I'm very nice. 742 00:37:09,938 --> 00:37:11,148 And how's your mum? 743 00:37:11,231 --> 00:37:13,432 She's on her way, isn't she? We've booked her on a flight. 744 00:37:13,442 --> 00:37:15,242 No, my mom is reliable. It's not like me. 745 00:37:15,319 --> 00:37:17,779 - Can she ride a bike? - You can count on my mom. 746 00:37:17,863 --> 00:37:19,033 Does she ride a bike? 747 00:37:27,956 --> 00:37:30,786 - Feeling a bit sick. - I feel a bit sick as well. 748 00:37:30,876 --> 00:37:33,586 I feel the pit of my stomach just... 749 00:37:33,670 --> 00:37:35,460 just, this morning was just awful. 750 00:37:35,547 --> 00:37:37,467 It was just really quite hard work. 751 00:37:37,549 --> 00:37:40,299 Just, sort of, trying to be normal. 752 00:37:41,595 --> 00:37:44,635 I woke up at 12:30 last night, and I couldn't go back to sleep. 753 00:37:44,723 --> 00:37:45,973 I started to panic. 754 00:37:46,058 --> 00:37:48,098 12:30 last night. Like that. 755 00:37:48,185 --> 00:37:50,435 I got hold of these two, 756 00:37:50,521 --> 00:37:53,901 and I just give it to important people that have to travel with him. 757 00:37:54,358 --> 00:37:56,148 - It's... - It's perfect. 758 00:37:56,610 --> 00:38:01,490 12:10. Right? Let's try... Let's have, like, a 12:30 goal. 759 00:38:01,573 --> 00:38:03,743 Four jerricans on each rack. 760 00:38:03,825 --> 00:38:06,245 Two sets of tires. Water on that one. 761 00:38:06,328 --> 00:38:08,828 And then, everything else, I don't care about. 762 00:38:08,914 --> 00:38:12,044 This and this is our cooker thing. 763 00:38:12,584 --> 00:38:14,884 I don't know what to put in here. 764 00:38:15,420 --> 00:38:18,170 Phone numbers, passport copies, visa copies, letters of support, 765 00:38:18,257 --> 00:38:20,677 accreditation, visa, border clarification. 766 00:38:20,759 --> 00:38:22,179 That's the most important thing. 767 00:38:22,261 --> 00:38:25,601 It says you can burn any fuel, but what fuel? 768 00:38:25,681 --> 00:38:29,891 You know? Is it petrol? Is it paraffin? I mean, I don't know. 769 00:38:41,113 --> 00:38:43,783 Plates. We haven't even got plates. We haven't got plates. 770 00:38:43,866 --> 00:38:45,276 Plates. Try and remember that. 771 00:38:46,159 --> 00:38:48,409 - That's exactly what we need. - That's what we need. 772 00:38:59,214 --> 00:39:02,304 Yesterday was hell. We were here till 4:00 in the morning. 773 00:39:02,384 --> 00:39:03,934 But I think we got everything sorted. 774 00:39:04,011 --> 00:39:05,551 A lot of headaches. 775 00:39:06,930 --> 00:39:07,930 But we solved 'em. 776 00:39:08,015 --> 00:39:10,345 I'm trying to do the final checklist, Russ. 777 00:39:10,434 --> 00:39:11,514 So you mustn't distract me. 778 00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:14,350 Russia is sorted. Finally. Once and for all. 779 00:39:14,438 --> 00:39:16,555 Just waiting for the visas, which should come on Friday. 780 00:39:16,565 --> 00:39:18,855 We're just sorting out all the communications. 781 00:39:18,942 --> 00:39:20,532 Walkie-talkies, iridium phones. 782 00:39:20,611 --> 00:39:24,241 So that when you're lost in the desert, you can call us and say, "Help." 783 00:39:24,323 --> 00:39:26,743 I overslept. My alarm didn't wake me up. 784 00:39:26,825 --> 00:39:29,745 So I'm just trying to get everything together. 785 00:39:29,828 --> 00:39:32,208 Everything's under control in my world. 786 00:39:36,668 --> 00:39:38,878 We need this European map, don't we, Ewan? 787 00:39:40,506 --> 00:39:41,876 - Yeah. - Does it fit anywhere? 788 00:39:42,466 --> 00:39:44,466 Oh, I wouldn't know where to carry this. 789 00:39:44,551 --> 00:39:46,261 I really want to, kind of, move now. 790 00:39:46,887 --> 00:39:48,427 Okay. Mind the dogs. 791 00:39:48,514 --> 00:39:50,114 I can't see the dogs. I don't want to... 792 00:39:51,558 --> 00:39:53,808 It's good to do different things in life. 793 00:39:53,894 --> 00:39:54,734 Isn't it? 794 00:39:56,146 --> 00:39:57,806 Mikey! What do you think you're doing? 795 00:40:00,234 --> 00:40:02,574 I'm excited that he's leaving, 796 00:40:02,653 --> 00:40:06,413 because he's gonna see lots about how people live. 797 00:40:06,490 --> 00:40:09,540 And I'm sad that he's leaving, 'cause I'm not gonna see him 798 00:40:09,618 --> 00:40:10,828 for three and a half months. 799 00:40:10,911 --> 00:40:12,871 And that's a long, long, long time. 800 00:40:12,955 --> 00:40:15,245 I think it's quite scary. 801 00:40:15,916 --> 00:40:18,586 I don't like my children being on television, and 802 00:40:18,669 --> 00:40:21,919 my wife wanted to stay with them, 'cause they're all a bit upset, you know? 803 00:40:22,422 --> 00:40:23,882 We said goodbye at the house. 804 00:40:23,966 --> 00:40:24,966 We really couldn't... 805 00:40:25,050 --> 00:40:27,140 We wouldn't be at this place without any of you. 806 00:40:27,219 --> 00:40:29,099 And so thank you to all of you. 807 00:40:29,805 --> 00:40:31,095 - Thanks. - Thank you very much. 808 00:40:32,474 --> 00:40:34,144 It's good. We've hit all the marks. 809 00:40:34,226 --> 00:40:36,176 There's some paperwork that needs to be tidied up. 810 00:40:36,186 --> 00:40:38,896 We've got people flying into Prague with visas and passports. 811 00:40:38,981 --> 00:40:41,821 But the most important thing is we got two bikes, two cars, 812 00:40:41,900 --> 00:40:43,400 and we've got a cake. 813 00:40:43,485 --> 00:40:45,105 What more can you ask for? 814 00:40:45,195 --> 00:40:47,155 - Good luck, mate, on this. - There you go. 815 00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:48,699 - Cheers, man. - Aw. 816 00:40:48,782 --> 00:40:51,202 - I promise to look after Ewan. - Hold my hand, there. 817 00:40:51,285 --> 00:40:53,405 - One, two, three... - Two, three... 818 00:41:00,043 --> 00:41:01,043 I love you too, Mum. 819 00:41:02,963 --> 00:41:06,473 The embarrassing thing is we're actually just gonna have to pull around the corner 820 00:41:06,550 --> 00:41:08,510 - and get some petrol, and then... - No, really? 821 00:41:08,594 --> 00:41:09,626 - Yeah. - Oh, no. That's... 822 00:41:09,636 --> 00:41:12,216 You'll all be driving back going, "Wasn't that"... 823 00:41:12,306 --> 00:41:13,516 Are you going? 824 00:41:13,599 --> 00:41:15,229 - You don't want me to go? - No. 825 00:41:15,309 --> 00:41:16,769 Okay, my love. That's all right. 826 00:41:16,852 --> 00:41:18,402 Give me a call anytime. 827 00:41:18,478 --> 00:41:20,608 Helmet comms. You know? 828 00:41:21,315 --> 00:41:23,025 I love you, darling. Kiss, kiss. 829 00:41:23,775 --> 00:41:25,065 I love you. 830 00:41:25,152 --> 00:41:26,768 Saying goodbye to your wife and children, 831 00:41:26,778 --> 00:41:29,488 and then getting on your bike and leaving, 832 00:41:29,573 --> 00:41:33,333 I could see my wife and children crying out of the corner of my eye. 833 00:41:33,994 --> 00:41:36,374 And it just killed me. 834 00:41:36,455 --> 00:41:38,495 And consequently, I dropped my bike. 835 00:41:39,791 --> 00:41:41,001 Can someone help? 836 00:41:43,003 --> 00:41:44,303 Thank you very much. 837 00:41:44,379 --> 00:41:45,589 Jesus. 838 00:41:55,682 --> 00:41:57,732 - Okay, guys. - Okay. 839 00:41:58,727 --> 00:42:00,307 Bye-bye, guys! 840 00:42:00,395 --> 00:42:02,855 - Bye-bye! - Okay. See you guys later. 841 00:42:02,940 --> 00:42:04,150 See you in New York! 842 00:42:05,359 --> 00:42:07,279 Couldn't believe that the journey had begun. 843 00:42:07,361 --> 00:42:10,701 It had been so long preparing for it, and now here we are. 844 00:42:10,781 --> 00:42:12,321 We're actually moving. 845 00:42:12,407 --> 00:42:14,197 Get me out of fucking London. 846 00:42:14,785 --> 00:42:16,995 I've got all these mixed emotions. 847 00:42:17,079 --> 00:42:21,539 And the bike is just so heavy, and I dropped it twice already. 848 00:42:22,209 --> 00:42:23,919 It's all gonna be so new, 849 00:42:24,002 --> 00:42:27,592 and we're gonna come across problems that neither of us have ever done before. 850 00:42:27,673 --> 00:42:31,843 I can't imagine doing this trip and not being somehow enriched by it, 851 00:42:31,927 --> 00:42:34,177 and it's an experience of a lifetime. 852 00:42:34,263 --> 00:42:37,933 But also, I'm sure, a life-changing experience, you know?