Ladies and gentlemen... 女士们先生们
welcome to Mrs Brown's Boys. 欢迎收看《布朗夫人的儿子们》第一季第01集
# She's Mrs Brown # 她就是布朗夫人
# That's Mrs Brown # 那就是布朗夫人
# Oh, Mrs Brown... # 噢 布朗夫人
What's wrong with you, Granddad? 你怎么了 爷爷
I haven't slept for three days. 我已经3天睡不着觉了
Hello! 你们好
I'm just doing a bit of cleaning. 我正在做一些家务
I'm just about to take a break. 我要去休息一会
God, I say cleaning like it was a hobby. It's not. 上帝啊 我把做家务当做业余爱好 那是不可能的
Shut up, you feckin' mutt! 别叫了 你这该死的狗
I...I'd better feed him. Hold on. 我最好是喂它点东西吃 等我一会啊
Here, Spartacus! 吃吧 斯巴达克勇士
When I... Jesus, I never opened the feckin' thing! 当我 上帝啊 我忘了打开那个该死的罐头
Here, Spartacus! 接着 斯巴达克勇士
I had six children I reared on my own and they weren't as much trouble as you! 我独自带大了6个孩子 没一个像你那么麻烦的
Where was I? Oh, yeah... 我要干什么来着 哦 对了
cleaning! 做家务
Well, it's not as if it goes unnoticed. 我差点把这事给忘了
I had Father Quinn round the other day... 我的神父朋友 Quinn 前不久来拜访
he took one look at the house and said, 他看了看房子说
"Mrs Brown, yourself and God keep a lovely home". 布朗夫人 你和上帝共同营造了一个幸福的家庭
I said "Thank you, Father" but I'm thinking, 我说 "谢谢你 神父" 但是我一直在想
"You should see it when God has it on his own!" 你应该看看上帝一个人打理这个家庭的时候
I feel like I've always been cleaning. 我觉得我总是在忙着做家务
When I was 18, I married his son, Redser Brown, 在我18岁的时候 我和他的儿子 Redser Brown结婚了
because of a condition I had... 是因为一个特殊的原因
called pregnancy. 叫做 奉子成婚
The next day, I started cleaning. 第2天 我继续做家务
-Hiya, Mammy! -Hello, Cathy, love. -你好啊 妈咪 -你好 Cathy 亲爱的
Ah! Granddad looks peaceful. 啊 爷爷的睡觉的样子很安详
Doesn't he! Hahaha! 确实 哈哈哈哈
Heading out on the big date, love? 亲爱的 是要去一个重要的约会吗
It's not a big date, Mammy. It's just a quiet drink. 不是什么重要的约会啦 妈妈 只是一起出去喝点东西
Quiet drink! That's what all men say. 喝点东西 所有的男人都是那么说的
They think vodka's a lubricant to get your knickers off easy. 他们想用伏特加灌醉你们然后不费力地脱下你们的内裤
You may laugh, but I tell you, one minute you're sipping Piney Coladies, next... 也许你觉得可笑 但我还是要跟你说 一旦你喝了一小口Piney Coladies鸡尾酒 然后
your legs are up in stirrups with the doctor shouting, "Don't push till I tell you!". 你要四脚朝天的给医生检查 他还会吼你 "别自己瞎使劲 按我说的"
I'll keep that in mind, so! 我会记住的
-You do that. -Ah, why do I bother? -必须的 -为什么总来烦我啊
-Right, I'm off! -Do you want a cup of tea before you go, love? -好啦 我走了 -走之前喝杯咖啡吗 亲爱的
No, Mammy. Sure, I'm running late. 不了妈咪 我要迟到了
Don't be breaking your neck, he'll be feckin' late as well. 别那么急 他说不定也会迟到的
Did Daddy always come late? 爸爸总是迟到吗
That's none of your feckin' business! 这特么不关你的事
See you later! 拜拜
-Cathy, love! -Yes, Mammy? -You look fantastic! -Cathy 亲爱的 -怎么了 妈咪 -你看起来很迷人哦
Thanks, Mammy. 谢啦 妈咪
Keep them on! 搞定他们
I...I'm not just a cleaner. 我不仅仅只会做家务
I have a market stall as well. 其实我在市场有个小摊位
I sell fruit and vegetables. I suppose I'm a business woman! Ha ha ha. 我卖水果和蔬菜 我想我也是算是个女强人吧 哈哈哈
I don't like customers who come and just poke. 我最讨厌那些来了乱摸东西的顾客
They come and maul your fruit without any feckin' reason whatsoever. 他们一来就二话不说的抓住我的水果
I say to them, "Missus, that's a banana, not a willy..." 我对他们说 太太们 那是香蕉 不是鸡巴
"..it won't get bigger if you squeeze it!" 不会捏捏就变大的
Hahaha! Hahaha! 哈哈哈 哈哈哈
There goes Happy Feet! 他正在上演快乐的大脚（美国动画电影）
I better go in and see what's happening in the North Pole. 我最好进去看看北极出什么事了（企鹅在南极）
Hello, Dermot, son. 嗨 Dermot 亲爱的儿子
-Hello, Mammy. -What are you promoting this week? -你好 妈妈 -这段时间在推销什么
-Chocolate biscuits. -Oh, lovely... -巧克力饼干 -哦 不错
what kind? 什么样子的
Kit Kats! 就是巧克力棒
Dermot, love... Dermot 亲爱的
quack, quack, quack, quack! 嘎 嘎 嘎 嘎
What's wrong, love? Why are you such a sad little penguin? 怎么了 亲爱的 你怎么像个可怜的小企鹅
You're not in trouble with the law again, are you? 你不会又惹上了什么官司了吧
No, Mammy, it's Maria. 不是的 妈妈 是Maria
-Ah, the lovely Maria. -We've broken up. -哦 那个可爱的Maria -我们分手了
Bitch! Never liked her! 婊子 我从来都不喜欢她
-What did she do? -She's not a bitch, Ma. -她怎么了 -她不是个婊子 妈妈
-And she didn't do anything, it's just... -Yes? -而且她没做什么 只是 -怎么
..to be honest Mammy, I'd rather not talk about it right now. 说实话妈妈 我现在不想说这个
I understand... 我懂
so what happened? 到底发生什么了
Mammy! I'm not talking about it! 妈妈 我不想说
Fine... 好吧
-Do you want a cup of tea? -No, I'm only on a quick break. -要来杯茶吗 -不用 我就想休息会儿
Well, if it's only a quick break, you should slip into the fridge and relax! 好吧 如果你只是想休息的话你也许应该溜进冰箱里去好好的放松一下
Hahahahaha! Slip into the... Hahaha! 哈哈哈 溜进冰箱里 哈哈哈
-It's very late to be studying. -Hi, Mammy. -太晚了 别学了 -嗨 妈妈
I can't sleep, worrying about Dermot and Maria. 我睡不着 担心Dermot和Maria
Cathy... Cathy
you amaze me the amount of work and persistence you put into everything you feckin' do. 你的工作量和你对任何事情的坚持真的让我吃惊
And I know I'm biased... you're my only daughter 我知道我有偏见 你是我唯一的女儿
..but the man who gets you will be... he'll be the luckiest man on earth. 但是和你在一起的男人将会是世界上最幸运的人
Not bad for a widow bringing up a girl on her own, hey? 其实一个寡妇自己把孩子带大也不算太坏 是吧
Am I right? 说的对吗
Sorry, Mammy? 什么 妈妈
Nothing, it doesn't matter. 没什么
Cathy, what am I going to do about Dermot and Maria? Cathy 我应该为Dermot和Maria做点什么
Mammy...it's best if we all just butt out and let them sort it out themselves. 妈妈 最好我们都不要多嘴 让他们自己解决吧
What do you want, Granddad? 爷爷 你想干嘛
I don't feel well. 我不舒服
You're 92, you're not supposed to fuckin' feel well! 你92岁了 你能指望自己能多舒服啊
-Mammy! -What? -妈妈 -怎么了
Maybe he really is sick. 也许他真的病了
Don't take any chances. Call the doctor! 别想蒙混过关 去看医生
A doctor? At 80 euro a visit?! 医生 出诊一次80欧元
He's no health insurance. At least he's insured for a funeral. 他没有健康保险 但他至少有办一次葬礼的保险费
Mammy! 妈妈
Fine. I'll call the doctor. 好吧 我去叫医生来
-This is all because of his feckin' budgie! -His budgie? -这都是因为他的该死的鹦鹉 -他的鹦鹉怎么啦
Found him dead today. 今天发现它死了
Well, he must be upset. 哦 他一定很难过
He's at that age, love. 它到岁数了该死了 亲爱的
His budgie dies, he's sure he's going to be next. 他觉得自己会紧随他的鹦鹉死去
With a bit of buckin' luck! 摊上你真他妈的倒霉
It's a sharp pain across the shoulders and down the spine. 肩膀和脊椎疼的厉害
-How long has he had it? -Not him... ME! -他这样多久了 -不是他 是我
Mrs Brown, I'm here to examine Granddad. 布朗太太 我来是给爷爷看病的
You're wasting your time with him, he's fucked. 他在浪费你的时间 他在忽悠你呢
Only a matter of time, isn't it, Granddad? 只是时间问题 是吧 爷爷
Am I dying? 我要死了吗
Yes...Friday! 是的 星期五
What's wrong with him, anyway? 他到底怎么了
I'll have to run some tests. 我要做一些检查
Tests! More feckin' money! 检查 还要花钱
I'll need a sample of his urine, and a sample of his stool. 我要他的尿液和粪便取样
What'd he say? 他说什么
He wants your underpants. 他想要你的内裤
Granddad, I need you to close your mouth when I put it in. 爷爷 当我把这个放进去的时候你要闭上嘴巴
Hahahahaha! 哈哈哈哈哈
He's never heard that before! 他从没用过这个
I'm afraid I'll have to do a rectal reading. 我只能让他用直肠测体温
Ooh! 噢
Can you help me? 你能帮帮我吗
With buckin' pleasure! 愿为效劳
Come on, Granddad! 来吧 爷爷
The doctor has a surprise for you! 医生要给你惊喜啦
Oooooh! Ooh hoo hoo! 噢 噢 呼 呼
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! 祝你生日快乐 祝你生日快乐
Would you like a cup of tea, Doctor? 来杯茶吗 医生
-I wouldn't mind another one of these. -It's in the kitchen. -不介意的话再来一杯吧 -厨房在那
Hahahahaha! 哈哈哈哈哈
I'll get you a cup of tea, Granddad. 我去给你倒杯茶 爷爷
I wish you could see it from this side! 我真希望你能从我这边看看
You look like a big buckin' toffee apple. 你看起来像个苹果夹心太妃糖
Oooooooh! 噢
Granddad! What are you doing there in that state? Come on... fix yourself! 爷爷 你在那干嘛呢 快 把裤子穿上
Now, sit down. 坐下
No! 不
-Granddad! Come on, sit down. -No! No! No! -爷爷 快坐下 -不 不 不
Arrrgh! 啊
Now... 现在呢
..now, Granddad, isn't that much better? 爷爷 现在是不是好多了
-Granddad! -Hahahahaha! -爷爷 -哈哈哈哈哈
What are you doing? 你在干嘛
Come on, Granddad. Now we're going to play Treasure Hunt! 来 爷爷 我们现在来玩寻宝游戏
No, Mrs Brown. I'm afraid it's gone. 糟了 布朗太太 不见了
Gone?! I'm not paying for that! 不见了 我可是不会为这个付钱的
Now, wait a minute...er, gone? 现在 等等 额 不见了
Arrgh! 啊
Is that bad? Is that dangerous? 很糟吗 会很危险吗
Get him to hospital today. 马上把他送去医院
We'll explore the cavity then. 我们要在他的洞（"菊花"）里再找找
Explore the cavity! What? 在洞（"菊花"）里找 什么
He's going potholing! 他将上演洞穴大探险
-Goodbye, Mrs Brown. -Goodbye, Doctor. -拜 布朗太太 -拜 医生
Now you've heard of "Doctor Dolittle"... 你们都听说过 "医生都是废物"
there goes "Doctor Do-Fuck-All"! 医生 都滚你妈的蛋去
You're going to hospital, Granddad... 你得去医院 爷爷
and you're not coming fuckin' back. 然后你别他妈的回来了
-Mammy. -Yes, love? -Did you see me Psychology magazine? -妈妈 -怎么了 亲爱的 -你看见我的心理学杂志了吗
-I left it down here last night. -No and if you left it on that chair, -我昨晚把它放这了的 -不会吧 不过如果你把杂志落在那个椅子上
it's probably up his arse! 那就很有可能在他屁股下面
Arse like a buckin' Dyson he has! 他的屁股真他妈像泰森的屁股
Cathy, there has to be something I can do about Dermot and Maria. Cathy 我应该可以为Dermot和Maria做点什么
Mammy... 妈妈
-..as I said, we all need to just butt out. -I want to be involved... -照我说的做 我们不要多嘴 -我想管
I want to be a leader! Like your man in Iran, 我想作为一个领导者 就像你那个伊朗男人
'Mock Mood Momamma Jibbidi Get It Back Up Again'. 把他的心再拽回来
Mammy, of all people you stay out of this. I mean it. 妈妈 我的意思是所有人的事你都别管
Promise me you won't interfere. 向我保证你不会干涉其中的
OK! 好的
Me? Interfere? 我 不干涉
-Biscuit, Maria -Thank you. -吃饼干啊 Maria -谢谢
Ah, I cut the edges off so they fit in the mug. 哦 我把边缘切掉正好可以放进杯子里
Oh. I see. 哦 我明白了
So, Maria, why are you torturing my son 那么 Maria 你为什么要折磨我的儿子
Excuse me 你说什么
Well, you've obviously done something to upset him. 很明显你做了些事让他很伤心
How can we make it right 我们应该怎么做才对呢
Maybe if you apologise 也许你应该道歉
Me Apologise 我 道歉
That's the spirit, love 这就对了亲爱的
Mrs Brown,I have no idea what Dermot has told you about what's going on, but. Brown 夫人 我不知道Dermot都跟你说了些什么 但是
maybe I should say I'm sorry all right, sorry I ever met him, 也许我应该道歉 好吧 很抱歉遇见他
sorry I allowed myself to fall in love with him and sorry I ever got involved with his family. 抱歉我让自己爱上他 抱歉我曾想融入这个家庭
And sorry that he has to put up with such a domineering matriarch as you 还抱歉他不得不容忍像你这样嚣张跋扈专制的母亲
I was hoping for something shorter! 我希望你说的简短点
-Dermot, you're home, just in time.Maria has something she wants to tell you. -You have -Dermot你到家了 正好Maria有话要跟你说 -你有话要说
Yeah! I hope you and your mother will be very happy together 是的 我希望你和你的妈妈住在一起会很开心
-Keep it short Keep it short -Now get stuffed -简短点 简短点 -好了 滚远点吧
Do you want a cup of tea, love? 亲爱的 喝杯茶吗
What the hell happened here, Mammy 妈妈 到底发生了什么事
What the hell happened?She came here, sat down, 发生了什么事 她就来了 坐下了
nibbled the biscuits and dunk... 咬饼干 蘸饼干
I don't know what to 我不知道
She meant What is this side...So she... 她想针对什么 所以她
I'm here.. Oh, yeah, wuzzah...And she said 我在这 哦 然后她说
Don't you muck! Eh 别瞎弄
Ohhh Zem Nice! You keep away Uzzah 很好 你离远点
It's no wonder you dumped her 怪不得你甩了她
I didn't dump HER.She broke up with me, because I wouldn't move in with her. 我没有甩她 是她要跟我分手的 因为我不能和她住在一起
-Leave home -Yes!She wants us to move in together. -搬出家 -是的 她想让我们搬到一起住
It's far too early for that! 那还太早了
I'm 33. 我都33岁了
Exactly! 说的没错
Mammy, I wish you'd stay out of things and for once... 妈妈 我希望你别管我的事 就一次
mind your own business 管好你自己的事就行了
You are my business 你的事就是我的事
I'm...your mother... 我是你的妈妈
It's a man in a fuckin' dress 一个大男人穿着他妈的裙子
Here, Cathy 这里 Cathy
I believe your date was a disaster. 我认为你的约会失败了
I wouldn't say that, Winnie 我可没那么说 Winnie
You're better off, Cathy. 你最好死心吧 Cathy
Men, preverts 男人 不是好东西
They all look for one thing,and don't need a com-pass! 他们想要找一个东西 而且不需要指南针
Will you stop it, Mammy! He wanted to go out and have a talk. 妈妈别说了 他就是想出去和我聊聊天
Oh, a talk... yeah!Talk about doin' it! 聊天 对 聊这个是不是
-Mammy .-Hold on, where's me handbag? -妈妈 -等下 我的手提包在哪
Feckin' hang on. 该死的 等等
Me tablets are in it. 我的药片在里面
Mammy, my date was not a disaster! 妈妈 我的约会没失败
-Well, when are you seeing him again? -I'm not. -是嘛 那你们时候再见面 -不会再见
Disaster 还是失败了
My Sharon's got herself a new 我家Sharon给自己找了个新的
yoke. 羁绊
Boyfriend, Mrs McGoogan. I've met him and he's very nice. 是男朋友 McGoogan夫人 我见过他而且人很好
One of the usual weirdos Sharon picks Sharon挑了一个怪胎
-Actually he's a gentleman. -Gentleman, Betty -事实上他是一位绅士 -绅士 Betty
-And what would you call a gentleman -I dunno. -那你所说的绅士是怎样的一个人呢 -我不知道怎么说
Opens the door for you? Mmmm. Takes your coat off when you go in 主动帮你开门吗 进去的时候帮你脱外套吗
-Mmmmm. Pulls the chair out when you go to sit down. -Aye -坐下之前帮你拖椅子了吗 -是
Dirty bastard 不要脸的混蛋
That's all put on 都是装出来的
He just wants to play hide the sausage 他就是想玩一夜情
Will you stop it, Mammy. 别说了 妈妈
Not all men are sex maniacs 不是所有的男人都是性欲狂
Yes, they are 不 他们都是
-They are! -Aren't they, Winnie? -他们都是 -对吧 Winnie
Only last year, me and Winnie went to that film festival,The "Cock-a-Coh". 就去年 我和Winnie去电影节
Uh, what's the one with the... "Cock-a-Coh" 讲的是一个
the motorbike and the swords and.. 摩托车 剑 还有
-Radiator - Gladiator -The Graduate! -散热器 -角斗士 -对是 毕业生
We looked great with our Liverpool hairdos. 我们那利物浦式发型看起来很棒
I had mine like Cilla Black, 我的看起来像Clila black
she had hers like fuckin' Ken Dodd. 她的看起来像该死的Ken dodd
We went to that picture house and were only five minutes there 我们去那个电影院 刚坐下五分钟
-Five minutes -sitting down. -就五分钟 -坐下
I can't I can't say it! I'm too embarrassed. You tell them. 我不能说下去了 太尴尬了 你告诉她们
-Well, this -fella came over and sat beside Winnie, right beside her. -是这样的 - 一个小伙子走过来坐在Winnie的旁边 就在她旁边
-Right beside me -Right beside her! -就在我旁边 -就在她右边
Five minutes later,what's he do? What's he do 五分钟后 他做了什么 做了什么
-He takes his willy out -Out -Out -他把他的小JJ露在外面 -外面 -露在外面
Oh, my God. 哦 我的天啊
The dirty bastard 不要脸的混蛋
Winnie says to me, "Look, look Agnes!" Winnie对我说 看 看啊 Agnes
Well, I glanced...I only feckin' glanced 我就瞥了一眼 真的就看了一眼
-Oh, my God - What - He was playing with it -噢 我的上帝 -怎么了 -他在摆弄它
-Poor Winnie was disgusted. -I was disgusted. - She was disgusted -可怜的Winnie被恶心坏了 -很恶心 -她很恶心
-Well, why didn't you move? -We couldn't move -那你们为什么不走 -我们不能走
He was using Winnie's hand. 他正在用Winnie的手玩JJ呢
I'm only joking, Winnie 我只是开玩笑的 Winnie
Oh, Jesus 上帝
Well, here... 嘿
..it's because of weirdos like him that I carry this. 就为了对付像他那样的怪胎 我带着这个
Jesus 天啊
Jesus Christ! What's that 天啊 那是什么
It's a Tazer gun. If it was me he sat beside, I'd give him one jab of this and he'd be electrocuted. 是电棍 如果他坐在我旁边 我会用这个捅他一下 把他电晕
And she wonders why she can't get a man. 她还疑惑为什么她没有男人
Vibrators 振动器
I beg your pardon, Winnie 你说什么 Winnie
Well, nowadays, that's what the women do get, them vibrators 当今女性用的 振动器
Shut the buck up, Winnie! 闭上臭嘴 Winnie
Honest, Agnes, they do! 说实话 Agnes 她们真的用
I think I might get one meself! 我想也许我得有个
Well, make sure you get one that takes diesel! 我确信你那个是用柴油的
Can you imagine her with a vibrator 你能想象她用振动器吗
"Winnie, are you coming to Bingo on the bus Winnie 你是在坐快没汽油的公车吗
"No, I'm on a vibrator!" 不 我是在用振动器
Oh, Winnie, stop that feckin' dirty talk! Winnie 别说你那些猥琐的话了
Hello? Yes? Is that Out Patients 你好 是门诊部吗
I'm enquiring about Mr Brown. 我想找一下Brown先生
Brow-we-nuh. Brown-we-nuh
Up his arse, that's him, yes. 正撅着屁股的那个 对 就是他
Very generous? Why, what did he do 他很慷慨 为什么 他做了什么
Nurse, is he near you? Put him on the phone will you, please 护士 他在你身边吗 换他接电话好吗
For God's sake, feckin' eejit. 看在上帝的份上 这个傻X
Hello Granddad. Yes, did you fill out a form there this morning 嗨 爷爷 是的 你今天早上有填写表格吗
Yeah. What did you tick off on it 你都在上面勾了什么
Kidneys 肾脏
heart 心脏
liver 肝脏
that was a donor form! 那是捐赠器官表
No, it wasn't the feckin' breakfast menu! 不是他妈的早餐菜单
Well, you go back to her and make sure you get all the bits you went in with 你回她那去确保拿回所有你的东西
I swear that man is getting feckin' worse every day 我保证这个男人会一天比一天糟糕
-Mammy - What -妈妈 -怎么了
I really enjoyed those few drinks we had last night 我真的很喜欢像昨晚那样一起喝东西
-You had enough of them -Yeah, one more vodka and I'd have been under that table -你喝的够多了 -是啊 再来一杯伏特加的话我会滚到桌子底下
One more pint of cider and I'd have been under that buckin' barman! 再来一杯品脱苹果酒我会被那个酒保压在下面
-You wouldn't, would you, Mrs Brown? -Don't be ridiculous, Betty! -你不会的 是吧 Brown夫人 - 别傻了 Betty
It's so long since I had sex,I can't even remember who it is that gets tied up! 我很久没有做爱了 我甚至记不得跟谁结婚了
Here, we'll miss the shops. 我们要错过购物了
-You all right, Cathy - Yeah -你好了吗 Cathy -好了
Mammy 妈吧
keep an eye on me Tazer for me will you, it's charging. 帮我留意电棒 在充电呢
When the red light goes out, plug it out. 当红灯灭了 就拔下来
Red light out, plug out.Cathy love 红灯灭了 拔下来 Cathy
what am I going to do about Dermot and Maria Dermot 和 Maria 我该怎么做
I think you've done enough. 我觉得你做的够多了
I have an idea. Cathy, you're training to be a psychologist. 我有个主意 Cathy 你不是在上心理医生培训的课程吗
-Why not give them counselling -Counselling -为何不给他们进行一个辅导 -辅导
-That's not a bad idea, Betty. -No, no, Cathy! -Betty 这个主意不错 -不不 Cathy
-I'll talk to Maria. -I'll see you later, Mrs Brown. -我去告诉Maria -再见 Brown 夫人
See you later, Betty.Cathy, Cathy love. Wait a second! 再见 Betty Cathy 亲爱的 等下
We need to talk about this! You can't just... 我们得谈谈 你不能
Cathy! Cathy, love Cathy 亲爱的
You're not even qualified to feckin' counsel for God's sake! Cathy 你还没有资格进行辅导 Cathy
Cathy, for God's sake Cathy 老天啊
Hello 你好
Hello? Hell, hell, hello? 哈...喽
How do you do, do, do, do do? 你...好
No, there, there's no O'Brien here... 没有 这没有O'Brien
you have, have the wr...wrong number. 你你..打错了
Are you fucking deaf?! 你他娘的聋了吗
Oh, hello, Father Quinn! 噢 你好 Quinn神父
Hm! Counselling? No counselling in my day. 心理辅导吗 我从不做那东西
You must be joking. If me and your father had problems, we couldn't run to a counsellor! 你们一定在说笑呢 如果我跟你爸有矛盾了 我们绝对不会做什么辅导
No way, Jose! 没门 Jose
We'd sort it out ourselves, like adults! Into a room on our own... 我们都是自己解决 像成年人一样 进房间里去解决
and I'd knock the shite out of him. 之后我痛打他一顿
We didn't need a counsellor... 我们不需要心理辅导
We needed a buckin' referee! 我们需要有裁判喊停
Well, we're nearly ready to get started. 好吧 我们马上要开始了
Oh, don't mind me. 噢 不用管我
I'm just a fly on the wall, a fly on the wall. 我就是一只趴在墙上的苍蝇 只是只苍蝇
Bzz, bzz, bzz, bzz. 啵啧 啵啧 啵啧
Bzz, bzz, bzz. 啵啧 啵啧
Tss, tss, tss. 呲呲呲
I think everybody would be more comfortable if you weren't here. 我想如果你不在这 大家才会感觉好一点
It's a pity everybody doesn't pay the buckin' rent! 很遗憾大家都没付该死的房租
All right Mammy, but please...don't interfere. 好吧 妈妈 但请不要打扰我们
Fly, wall, me. 我 是 苍蝇
Bz. 啵啧
OK then, let's begin... 好吧 那我们开始吧
Badges! 胸牌
You never gave us our badges! 你从没给过我们胸牌
Badges? 胸牌
We're all meant to have badges. 佩戴胸牌很重要的
You know, "My name is Agnes Brown. I'm a lunatic!" 就像 "我的名字叫Agnes Brown 我是个疯子"
No, Mammy. You don't get badges. 不 妈妈 你没有胸牌
You're meant to get badges. 你真的要给个我胸牌
You don't, Mammy, and that's the end of it! 你没有 妈妈 别说这个了
Fine... you forgot the badges. 好吧 你忘记了胸牌吧
Maria, what do you... Maria 你有没有...
I have stickers upstairs! 我有便利贴
We could use stickers and a marker and write the names on. 我们可以把名字写在便利贴上当做胸牌
Mammy, please! 妈妈 够了
I'm only trying to help you out of your badge situation. 我只是在帮你从胸牌的困境中解救出来
I DON'T HAVE A BADGE SITUATION! 我没有陷入胸牌的困境
Well, obviously, because you don't have fuckin' badges! 好吧 但很明显因为你没有该死的胸牌
I did not forget the badges, we're just not having badges. 我不是忘了胸牌 而是我们本来就没有
Badges would be pointless in this situation, because we don't need them! 现在讨论胸牌没有任何意义 因为我们不需要胸牌
Cathy, calm down... Cathy 冷静些
..you're making something out of nothing! 你在没事找事啊
Dermot, you don't need a badge. Maria, need a badge? Dermot 你不需要胸牌吧 Maria 需要胸牌吗
No, I don't need a badge. Fuck the badges! 当然 我也不需要 去他娘的胸牌
Maria... Maria...
what do you think started all of this? 你觉得这样开始怎么样
-Miss! Miss! -Mammy, is this you not interfering? -小姐 小姐 -妈妈 这难道不是在打扰我们吗
No, it's Sooty in his nude! 不是 是Sooty(英国手套式木偶小狗)在说话
I just want to say this is Dermot's home. Dermot should go first. 我只是想说这是Dermot的家 Dermot应该先说
-Mammy, it doesn't matter who goes first. -Then start with Dermot. -妈妈 谁先说都无所谓 -那Dermot先说吧
No, Mammy, I will not start with Dermot. 不 妈妈 我不会先从Dermot开始的
Now, if you don't mind, there's a system for doing this. 现在 如果你不介意 这是规定
-Is there? -Yeah! -Well, how come it doesn't matter who goes first? -是吗 -对 -那好吧 什么叫谁先都无所谓
-I beg your pardon? -You can't have "system" and "doesn't matter" in the same feckin' sentence. -请你再说一遍 -你不能把"规定"和"无所谓"放在一句话里
Imagine if that was the system for landing airplanes? 想象一下如果飞机降落也是有规定的
And the pilot coming in to land says, 当飞行员准备降落的时候说
"Excuse me captain...captain... "打扰一下 机长 机长"
"whatever your name is, cos we've no fuckin' badges." "不管你叫什么 因为我们都没有该死的胸牌"
"Are the wheels down?" "轮子伸出来了吗"
"Oh, it doesn't matter!" "无所谓"
BOOF! 嘣
That wouldn't that be a nice way for the Hoolihans to start their two weeks in Fuengerola! 对于要走两周才到丰西罗拉(西班牙)的足球流氓来说 这路途太艰辛了
-Do you know what, Mammy? -What? -你知道吗 妈妈 -什么
You do this every time. 你总是这样无理取闹
Ah, don't exaggerate, I never flew an airplane in me buckin' life. 别那么夸张 我这辈子都没开过飞机
You mess everything up when I try to do my own thing! 当我要做自己的事时 你总是要来搞砸它
-You're getting paranoid. -Am I? -Yes! -你真是个偏执狂 -我是吗 -是的
Well, what about Teddy Brannigan? 好吧 那Teddy Brannigan的事呢
Teddy Brannigan? Teddy Brannigan吗
-That was a long time ago. -Yes, it was, but you still remember it, don't you? -那是很久以前的事了 -对 但你至今还记得 是不是
Oh, I remember, all right. 我记得 好了吧
You were sixteen years of age! 你那会十六岁
Not a titty to your name. 还是个"太平公主"（说她平胸）
I was going to get you glasses so people would know which way you were facing! 要戴上眼镜 人家才知道那边是你的正面
The neighbours used to say, "Here comes Cathy Brown with the two backs". 邻居过去经常说 "Cathy Brown有两个后背"
Teddy Brannigan used to go up and down our road at two o'clock in the morning, Teddy Brannigan过去经常在凌晨两点出现在我们家的路上
"Neeeeow, neeeeeow, brrm." （学摩托车的声音）
If he got a motorbike, he'd be dangerous! 如果他有个摩托车 他就很危险了
And you, running behind him with your helmet on you! 而你 戴着头盔跟着他后面跑
I was in love! 我爱上他了
Love, my arse! What would you know about love at sixteen? 爱 我的天 你才十六岁 知道什么是爱吗
Especially to a thug like that. 何况是爱上了个恶棍
Oh, Mammy, if you had your way, I'd never get a man! 妈妈 你不懂就别瞎说 我从没得到过一个男人
It'd help if you'd stop electrocuting 'em! 如果你哪天把他们电死了（用电棒） 我还得帮你
I saved you! 我救了你
-You saved me? -Don't try and thank me now! -你救了我吗 -现在别试图感谢我了
I'm not thanking you. I don't know what you're talking about! 我没有想感谢你 我不知道你在说什么
-You wouldn't have been happy! -Well, I'm not happy now, so there! -你一直不开心 -好吧 我现在就是很不开心
You should talk to yourself and leave them alone! 你应该跟你自己说 然后不要管他们
-Jesus Christ! -Jesus Christ, yourself! -老天爷啊 -老天爷 你自己
You won't even let me... 你甚至不能让我...
-This is a waste of time! -Is it? -这是在浪费时间 -是吗
Mammy, it's not just Teddy Brannigan, is it? 妈妈 不光是Teddy Brannigan 好吗
No man I ever meet will be good enough for you, will they? 我看上的男人 没有一个你能看顺眼的 对吗
Where did I leave my violin? 我把小提琴落哪了呢
-I'm going to me room. -Go to your room... Oh, Jesus! -我要回房间了 -去你自己的房间吧 老天爷啊
How could you do that? 你怎么能这么做
How could you beat your mother? 你怎么能打你的妈妈啊
I brushed off you! 我只是胳膊扫到你了
You beat me! Oh, my Jesus... 你打了我 我的老天啊
It's gone dead! 要残废了
It's gone dead, look, it's feckin' dead! Look it's feckin'... 要残了 看啊 要他娘的残废了我...
Oh, Cathy, I can't turn left! Cathy 我不能左转弯了
It's spreading... Oh! 病情蔓延了 啊
Jesus Christ, I've gone blind! 老天啊 我瞎了
-Cathy! -I'm going! -Is she still there? -Cathy -我要走了 -她还在那吗
This is ridiculous! 太荒唐了
Cathy! Cathy, wait! Cathy, please... Cathy Cathy 等一下 别走...
Cathy, let me explain! Cathy 让我解释下
Cathy... Cathy...
Cath... Cath...
Don't bring me up them feckin' stairs! 别让我爬这该死的楼梯
You saw that, now. I was minding my own business 你们也看见了吧 我只是在想我自己的事
and she feckin' attacked me! 她竟然过来袭击我
This is because she forgot the feckin' badges. 还是因为她自己忘记了那该死的胸牌
I tell you now, if Jesus Christ appears to me and asks me to sacrifice a child... 我要告诉你们 如果现在耶稣出现在我面前 让我贡献出一个小孩
she's fuckin' gone! 她是第一人选
Well, I feel much better after that. 我现在感觉好多了
So do I. 我也是
I'm so sorry, Maria. 很抱歉 Maria
No, Dermot, look I'm sorry. Dermot 我也不对
I shouldn't have made a big deal about us moving in. 我不该擅作主张 让你搬走和我一起住
Yes, you should! 不 你应该做主
You were right, Maria. 你是对的 Maria
You mean you want us to live together? 你的意思是我们可以住一起了吗
-On one condition. -What? -不过有一个条件 -是什么
-Will you marry me, Maria? -Oh, yeah I will. -嫁给我好吗 Maria -我愿意
Right! 太好啦
Let's go down to Foley's and tell everyone! Haha! 我们去Foley那里 再告诉所有人 哈哈
-I thought that went well. -Yeah, Mammy, it did, it was a great idea. -Thanks, love. -我想这个办法奏效了 -是啊 妈妈 真是个好主意 -谢谢 亲爱的
I'll get you a cup of tea. 我去给你沏杯茶
I swear that man thinks I'm on a feckin' bungee rope! 我发誓那个男的一定以为我在玩蹦极
What do you want now? 现在你想怎样
'I think I'm dying!' 我想我要死了
Yeah? Well, call me when you're sure. 是吗 好吧 等你确定了再叫我
Go up and see what's wrong with him will you, Cathy? 去上面看看他怎么了 Cathy
Tell him if he doesn't behave, I'll come and take his temperature! 告诉他如果他不听话 我就上去给他测体温
Cathy! Cathy
Here, love, that's for you. 给你 亲爱的 给你的
What's this? 这是什么
Encyclopaedia Britannica. 大英百科全书
It's a phone number. 是电话号码
Yes, it's Teddy Brannigan's phone number. 对 是Teddy Brannigan的电话
You know I don't like gossip, but I was down at me yoga classes and... 你知道我不八卦 但是在我的瑜伽课上
..I was levitating beside Mary Matthews and... 我在Mary Matthews旁边
she was talking about Teddy Brannigan. 她说起了Teddy Brannigan
His wife shagged off on him, left him with two young kids, two years ago. 两年前 他老婆把他抛弃了 还留下了两个小孩
It's not easy on your own with young children, and I know that. And I... 自己带小孩不容易 这个我明白 而且...
I thought a phone call might cheer him up. 我想一个电话也许能让他振作
You know you get a phone call sometimes, "Hello? 你也知道有时接到电话 "你好"
"Oh, Jesus I'm cheered up!" "老天 我振作起来了"
Anyway that's his number... 总之 这是他的电话
-Thank you, Mammy. -You're welcome! -谢谢你 妈妈 -不客气
I mean it, Mammy. 我是认真的 妈妈
Really. 真的
Thank you. 谢谢你
I know you do. 我知道你是
That...that's what we do, love... 这是我们该做的 亲爱的
mothers... 作为妈妈...
that's what we feckin' do. 这是我们就该做的
That's it, I suppose, you know. I'm not a cleaner, or a businesswoman. 就是这样 我想 你懂得 我不是一个清洁工或者一个女强人
I'm a mother. 我是个母亲
And, and that's what we do. That! 并且那是我们该做的
He's still a buckin' thug! 他还是个该死的恶棍
Who are you talking to, Mammy? 你在跟谁说话 妈妈
Nobody. Just meself, you know. Nobody important. 没什么 自言自语而已 不是什么重要的人
Goodnight. 晚安
# Say hello to the Queen of Dublin Town # 和Queen of Dublin镇问好
# As the best mum of all # 最为最好的妈妈中的一位
# She wears a crown # 她带着王冠
# Mother hen watching over chicks # 母鸡照料着小鸡
# A sassy old lady full of tricks # 一位活泼的老妇人花样百出
# It's a safe bet she'd never let life get her down # 打赌她不会被生活打败
# She's Mrs Brown # 她就是布朗夫人
# That's Mrs Brown... # 那就是布朗夫人
# Oh, Mrs Brown... # 噢 布朗夫人