哦 不 我们该怎么办呢? Oh no. What are we going to do?
Cassandra 我讨厌你 I hate you, Cassandra.
你讨厌我 那我也讨厌你! I hate you for hating me!
事情变糟了 就像Brent的鸡鸡一样 Much like Brent's penis, this has taken a terrible turn.
这次我该怎样挽回局面呢? How am I gonna save the day this time?
嗯 Hmmm.
盯着这些鸡鸡倒是让我有了个想法 Gazing at all these dicks gives me an idea.
- 嘿 伙计们 伙计们 都听着! - 什么事? - Hey, guys. Guys, listen up! - What?
我们有个男生 Brent Johnson One of our fellow boys, Brent Johnson,
受到了极大的羞辱... has been so humiliated...
甚至在学校没脸见人了 that he can't even show his face at school.
- 为什么? - 你问为什么 - Why? - Why, you ask.
都是因为他有鸡鸡 All because he has a penis...
还给它拍了照... and took a picture of it...
又发给了一个女生 and sent it to a girl.
这种事可能发生在我们任何一个人身上 That could happen to any of us.
要我说 如果他必须经受的话 And I say, if he has to suffer,
我们不能让他独自受苦 we're not going to let him suffer alone.
- 我们要分担他受到的羞辱 - 但要怎么做呢? - We'll share in his humiliation. - But how?
这简单! Easy!
我们都给自己的鸡鸡拍张照... We'll all take pictures of our dicks...
然后发给全校的女生 and then we'll send them to every girl in school.
Marsh 不过我的可不好看 But, Marsh, mine's ugly.
Brent的也是 我的也是 So is Brent's. So is mine.
John的那个也是 又小又短又粗还傻傻的... So is John's little stubby stupid one...
Ari的那个也是 就像鹰钩鼻... and Ari's hook-nosed one...
还有这个家伙的 像奇怪的骆驼脚趾... and this guy's weird camel-toed penis...
还有Bighole Veiny和... 的 and Bighole's and Veiny's and...
我都不知道该怎么形容它了! I don't even know what to call that!
我是说 如果鸡鸡好看的话 I mean, if dicks weren't ugly,
就该管它们叫奶头了 They'd call them tits.
- 是啊 他说得对! - 谢啦 Veiny - Yeah, he's right! - Thanks, Veiny.
现在为了让我们的团结坚硬如石 Now in order for our solidarity to be rock hard,
每个人都要拍张鸡鸡的照片 everyone one of us has to take a dick pic.
谁都不例外 No exceptions.
Bighole 我正看着你呢 你们愿意和我一起吗? I'm looking at you, Bighole. Are you guys with me?
- 是的! - 为了Brent! - Yeah! - For Brent!
- 为了Brent! - For Brent!
# 大家都凭面孔认出我 # # everybody knows me by my face #
# 但你将靠其他某个部位认出我 # # but you're gonna know me by some other place #
# 一个小鸟遇上蜜蜂的地方 # # a place where the birds meet the bees #
# 一个你永远不需要我笑一笑的地方 # # a place where you never need me to say cheese #
# 笑一笑! # # say cheese! #
好了 我们开始吧 Okay, let's do this.
Marsh Marsh,
接一下电话好吗? Can you get the phone please?
老爸 我正忙着呢 Dad, I'm kind of in the middle of something.
啊 好吧 哈喽 Donna Ah, all right. Hello, Donna.
谢谢你回电话 Thanks for calling back.
你知道的 我失去了赡养费 Well, you see, I lost the alimony check.
啥? 不 那不公平 Huh? No, that's not fair!
我需要那笔钱 I need that check.
你就不能取消然后赶另一个吗? Can't you just cancel it and put a rush on the other one?
我们会饿死的 所以我才哭 We'll starve, that's why I'm crying.
你想让我们挨饿吗? Do you want us to starve?
我是说 我倒无所谓! 但你想让你儿子挨饿吗?! I mean, me, fine! But you want your son to starve?!
姑娘们 早上好 Morning, ladies.
- 早上好 Veiny! - 哦! - Morning, Veiny! - Oh!
嘿 Amber 你昨晚有没有收到大概180条奇怪的短信? Hey, Amber, did you get, like, 180 of the strangest texts last night?
我在考虑是不是要报警 I'm thinking about calling the police.
我不是在跟你说话 I'm not talking to you.
不过是的 我简直崩溃了 And yes, I'm very freaked out.
Marsh! 你去哪儿了? Marsh! Where have you been?
肯定没给他的鸡鸡拍照... Definitely not taking a picture of his dick...
并发给全校女生! and sending it to every girl in the school!
哦 太尴尬了! Oh, I am so embarrassed!
我还以为计划是我们大家一起尴尬呢 I thought the plan was for us to all feel embarrassed together.
没有那个鸡鸡的照片 There can't be solidarity...
就不会有团结... without a pic of that dick!
- Marsh是个叛徒! - 兄弟们 这不是我的错 - Marsh is a traitor! - Look, guys, it's not my fault.
我一直被打断 所以才没法勃起来 I couldn't get an erection because I kept getting interrupted.
我只是需要单独待会儿 I just need to be alone for a little bit.
我发誓 我一会儿就回来 I swear. I'll be right back.
终于可以了 Finally.
开始吧 呃哼 Here we go. Ahem.
天啊 Marsh 你在这儿 God, Marsh, there you are.