Turn it up!
Turn up the radio
I need the music Give me some more
Come on, Boots, you have three minutes left.
快,阿布,你只剩三分钟
You can do this. You came to me, remember?
你能做到的 是你找我帮忙的,记得吗?
It's not about losing weight. It's about a lifestyle change.
不为减肥,而是改变生活方式
Nick, you have a customer.
尼克,有客人
Like we practiced.
照我们练过的
Right away, Terry.
马上,泰利
'Sup, dawg?
来一口,狗狗?
Oh. Ha! Funny.
搞笑
- It's the name of the store. - What can I do for you, man?
- 你们的店名 - 有何贵干,老兄?
Bono has been doing this for three days.
波诺已经这样三天了
It's fucking disgusting.
有够恶心
- Bring him up here. - Bono, Bono, come.
- 带上来 - 波诺,来
- Bono, up! - Don't yell at him like that.
- 波诺,上 - 不要那样鬼叫
Okay. Okay. Cool. You're gonna...
好啦,了解 你要怎么..
I might just look...
我还是不要看..
Do I know you?
你有点面熟?
I know you.
想到了
You're the singer from Chocolate Lipstick.
巧克力唇膏的主唱
You guys used to play at the Jam Shack on Friday nights.
你们以前在热窝的周末夜场子
- Damn! You remember that? - You were so good. Yeah.
- 不简单,你还记得? - 你们很棒的
Oh, my God, you still singing?
天啊,还有在唱吗?
Nah. That was a long time ago.
没,陈年往事了
Wow! What are you doing now?
是喔,那改行做啥?
You get shit out of dogs' asses.
从狗屁股挖狗屎
That's great.
也..很好
You own a BMW?
你开BMW?
Yeah, can you tell?
对啊,你看得出来?
Good boy.
乖狗狗
Adam, it's Lou. Don't hang up, okay?
亚当,我是阿卢,别挂好吗?
It's not about money. It's about making money.
不是要借钱,而是谈赚钱
You and me, buddy.
我们一起,兄弟
Hi, it's me.
嗨,是我
So, I did everything according to your stupid fucking plan.
都照你的白痴办法做了
I took everything with the yellow stickers
黄色贴纸的我拿走
and I left you everything with the red stickers.
红色贴纸的留给你
There was some stuff in your closet with no stickers,
你衣橱里有些东西没贴纸
so I threw that in a pile and burned it in the backyard.
所以我把它们集合 在后院烧了
Seemed like the right thing to do.
这样应该很正确
And thank you for claiming that empty plastic bottle.
感谢你主张那个空塑胶瓶 是你的
I was prepared to fight you on that one.
我都准备为它大战一场了
Anyway, I left you something on the counter.
我留了东西在台子上
It's from the heart.
是我的真心话
(你觉得这办法如何?)
(你去死)
Oh, and one last thing. Um...
对了,还有件事
The TVhad a red sticker on it, but I took it anyway.
电视虽然贴红贴纸 我还是拿走了
Bye.
掰
Just keeping my head down.
保持低调
Not getting shivved today. Let's knock these reps out. Mmm! Mmm!
今天不要被刮,努力做完
Turn on a light, Jake. Open a window.
开个灯,杰克,开个窗子
Go outdoors. Jesus Christ!
出去走走吧,老天
Why don't you get out of the house this weekend, huh?
这周末离开这屋子如何?
What should I do out of the house, Uncle Adam?
离开屋子之后我该做啥? 亚当舅
I don't know. Anything that corresponds with reality.
不知道,任何现实里的事都好
Apply for a job. Maybe try to go to college.
找份工作,不然去上个大学
I don't know. That all sounds kind of overrated.
这些要求对我好像太高
You don't like it, you can move back in with your mom.
不愿意的话,搬去跟你妈住
No, I can't actually. She moved in with her new boyfriend.
没办法,她跟新男友同居了
I will not be anywhere near that.
我才不要接近他们
She moved in with him?
她跟他同居了?
Yeah, the taxidermist.
对,那个动物标本制作员
- The taxidermist is stuffing my mother. - Kelly.
- 他在钓我妈 - 凯莉..
She's your sister. You should call her once in a while. Check in.
她是你姊姊,你偶尔也该打给她 报到一下
Well, maybe she should check in with me. Ever think of that?
也许她才该跟我报到 你有没想过?
Yeah. That's interesting.
有意思
Listen, I've got a big court date in a few minutes.
听我说,几分钟后我必须出庭
- If I miss it, I'm kind of screwed. - Why do you waste your time
- 错过就完了 - 为什么要浪费时间..
with that Second Life bullshit?
玩什么狗屁第二人生?
Look at you, you're still in jail. You were in jail last week.
看看你,你就在监狱里 上礼拜也是
Yeah. I'm a prisoner. It's called "doing hard time."
对呀,我是个囚犯 这就叫"人生低潮"
Can't you be like a warrior or a shaman or an Orc or some shit like that?
你就不能像个战士,巫医 或是兽人什么的?
No, no. In life, you make choices,
不,这个人生,你能自由选择
and if you screw up you have to pay for those choices.
但如果你搞砸了,就要付出代价
You're 20 years old, you haven't made an important choice in your life.
你20岁了,还没为人生 做出重要选择
What are you mad about? What is this?
你在气什么?怎么回事?
I don't know if you noticed, but Lily moved out.
不知你有没注意到 莉莉搬出去了
Is that what all the shuffling was?
之前那些拖东西的声音?
Uh-huh.
What did you do?
你干了啥好事?
I didn't do anything.
什么也没
No fucking way!
乱七八糟
You know I'm a dreamer
But my heart's of gold
I had to run away high
So I wouldn't come home low Just when things went...
... song And you'll never be left all alone
I'm on my way
Home sweet home
Tonight, tonight I'm on my way
Home sweet home
Even among the gentle prairie squirrels,
在一群松鼠中..
the mate-less male is subjected to a humiliating ritual.
单身的雄性会遭到羞辱
Hello.
喂
What?
什么?
Fuck!
妈的
Hey. Adam.
亚当
- What's happening, man? - Hey.
还好吧,老兄?
You all right?
你没事吧?
- Hi, Courtney. - Hey, how you doing?
- 嗨,柯妮 - 嗨,近来如何?
- Nice to see you. - You, too.
- 很高兴看到你 - 我也是
- Yeah. - Not here.
地方不对
Long time.
好久了
Yeah. You know...
对,你知道..
- Work's been crazy and... - I know.
- 工作有够忙.. - 了解
- I called a couple of times. - Yeah. Yeah.
打给你好几次
Very, very busy.
非常,非常忙
You think this is a real situation
你觉得这次是玩真的?
or just one of his bullshit episodes?
或是另一次搞怪?
I don't know.
不知
You never know with Lou.
很难了解阿卢
Well, hey, Adam, how's your girlfriend?
亚当,你的女友如何?
Oh, really bad.
很不好
Okay.
好吧
Happy times.
好聚好散
Hi, folks. I'm Dr. Jeff. Lou's resting.
各位,我是医师杰夫,卢睡了
He's denying that it was a suicide attempt
他否认企图自杀
and medically he's stable, so legally we can't keep him here.
医学上他稳定了 所以法律上我们不能留他
But we do think that he should be monitored for a few days.
不过我们建议再观察几天
Does he have any family?
他有家人吗?
Lou's family all kind of hate him.
他的家人都恨他
Okay. Well, then I guess it's up to you guys, his friends.
好吧,我猜该由你们决定 他的朋友?
You are his friends, right?
你们是他朋友,对吧?
It's like that friend who's the asshole. But he's our asshole, you know?
混蛋的混蛋朋友,懂吧?
Right.
没错
Yeah.
Dr. Jefferies to radiology.
Lou. Why would he do this?
阿卢为啥这样?
Why? I mean, make a list.
为啥?来开张清单吧
He's an alcoholic, he's divorced.
酗酒,离婚
Wife ran off with that Jamaican guy.
老婆跟个牙买加人跑了
He's failed at every jive-ass money hustle he's ever tried.
做什么生意都失败
He's in a mountain of debt.
欠下一屁股债
- He hates his mother. - He hates himself. He hates everybody.
- 他恨他妈 - 恨自己,恨所有人
- He has erectile dysfunction. - He's got halitosis.
- 不举 - 口臭
He's got that runt ball.
蛋蛋发育不良
Huh.
He said one of his balls was shriveled up...
他说有一粒蛋蛋缩水..
- Oh, yeah. ...like a spoiled grape.
像烂掉的葡萄
Wasn't it that quarterback on the Bears
就像熊队那个四分卫..
who had his ball crushed on the field. Right?
在场上被撞烂蛋蛋,对吧?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Right, right. - '82? Yeah, yeah.
- 没错 - 82年的事?
- He came back from that, though. - Strong as ever.
- 之后他东山再起 - 真强
- Fuck yeah. - But I don't know about Lou.
- 妈的真强 - 但对阿卢来说..
- It's just like... - No.
- 就像.. - 不
It's just like an accumulation of punishment.
就像累犯加重惩罚
Fuck you guys.
去你们的
- Oh! - Hey!
There he is. Hey.
他醒了
I can fucking hear everything you're saying, all right?
妈的我都听到了
Look who's awake. What's up, man?
看看谁醒了,起来了,老兄
- Hey. - Hey, man.
What's up?
没事吧?
You look just like my friend Nick.
你长得像我朋友尼克
And you look like my friend Adam.
你长得像我朋友亚当
But you wouldn't be those guys because I've been calling and calling them,
但你们不是, 因为我打了又打都没人接
- and they haven't returned my calls. - So, listen, Violator.
- 也从来不回电 - 听着,坏份子
Me and Nick got a little surprise for you.
我跟尼克要给你个小惊喜
Something special that the three of us can do.
我们三个去做点特别的
Come on. You guys.
得了吧,你们
- Are you curious? - No!
- 好奇吗? - 不
I didn't fucking try and kill myself.
妈的我不是要自杀
If I wanted to kill myself, I'd fucking kill myself.
妈的真要自杀,我已经死了
I'd be awesome at it.
轰轰烈烈的死
A shotgun to the dick.
散弹枪打老二
I'm glad you didn't do it.
很高兴你没那样
It's good to see you guys, anyway.
无论如何,很高兴见到你们
So, just out of curiosity, what's the surprise?
那么,有点好奇,惊喜是啥?
Tell him.
告诉他
Ko-di-ak...
科 迪 亚..
...Valley.
山谷
No fucking way!
不会吧
- Yes, sir. - Yeah.
是的,先生
- Fucking K-Vals? Holy shit! - Yes, sir. Bang!
- 科迪亚山谷,帅呆了 - 是的,先生
We fucking ski, right? We fucking rage.
疯狂滑雪,对吧? 疯狂作乐
Chimney Point at the end of the night with a bottle of scotch to wash it all down. Oh!
深夜的小木屋,大口大口的威士忌
And you guys are paying for the whole thing?
你们出钱?
- Sure. - Yep.
当然
Let's go tonight.
今晚就走
- We go tomorrow. - Let's go now. Let's go now.
- 明天 - 现在啦,现在啦
I just got to get rid of this thing. It's really uncomfortable.
只要拿掉这些东西 真不舒服
You should wait for the nurse or something.
应该让护士来弄
I got it. I got it.
搞定,搞定
- Hold on, Lou. - No, no, no, no.
- 等等,阿卢 - 不不
Let somebody do that for you.
应该找别人来弄
- Oh, shit. - God.
- 惨 - 天啊
Did I get that on you?
弄到你们了?
- Yes, you did. - Damn it!
- 对,弄到了 - 该死
It's only pee. Relax, it's only pee.
只是尿而已,放轻松,只是尿
- There's Lou. - Good, he's drinking already.
- 看到阿卢 - 很好,已经在喝了
Look at this shit.
看看这废人
Do you remember when I was 12 and he tried to bite me?
记得吗?我12岁时,他想咬我
Yeah, but he... You had that coming.
记得,但..他只是一时冲动
- Hey, Violator. - Lou.
- 坏份子 - 阿卢
What the fuck is he doing here?
妈的他怎么来了?
It's nice to see you, too, Lou.
我也很高兴看到你,阿卢
"Nice to see you, too, Lou." Fuck you, Jacob.
很高兴看到你,去你的,杰克
You suck and you know it.
朽木一个,自己知道
You just ruined my fucking weekend.
你只会搞砸我的假期
Hey, Lily will come back. Trust me.
莉莉会回来的,相信我
- No, she won't. - No, she won't.
- 不,她不会 - 不,她不会
- No, she won't. - No, she won't.
- 不,她不会 - 不,她不会
She basically thinks I'm an asshole, you know?
她认定我是个混蛋,懂吗?
Like a completely self-absorbed, delusional...
认定我自以为是,妄想症..
- She's got a point. - narcissistic.
- 自恋 - 她真了解你
- Fuck you. - You're better off.
- 去你的 - 不必留恋
Take my word for it. Look at me.
听我的没错,看看我
Fuck wives, man. Fuck kids.
去他的老婆,去他的小孩
Lock it down or they will take everything from you.
全部不要,不然他们会吃死你
God damn it! Who the fuck are you texting with?
混帐,你他妈在打什么字?
Just a friend of mine.
跟一个朋友
Male or fucking female?
公的还母的?
For your information, I've had a lot of girlfriends.
听好了,我有很多女朋友
Hot ones.
都是辣妹
You have had lots of boyfriends. Gay ones.
你有很多男朋友,都是同志
Hey, hey, hey, check this out.
看看这个
I brought a regulation bar for tubbing tonight.
我买了一堆酒,晚上泡澡喝
Nice.
帅
I've got vodka, fucking Tequilles O'Neals.
伏特加,龙舌兰..
You guys are gonna love this. Check this out.
你们会爱死这个,看
Chernobly.
"奇摸补力"
It's like the Russian Red Bull.
俄国版蛮牛
It's got shit in it that's not even legal here.
里面有好料,在我们这违法
Like what shit?
什么好料?
How the fuck am I supposed to know, dude?
妈的我怎么知道
But it's illegal.
反正是违法
Hey, why didn't we just go to Pinnacle? It would have taken, like, half the time.
我们改去尖峰胜地吧 路程只有一半
You wanna go to Kodiak Valley, trust me. You're at the right age for it.
你会想去科迪亚谷,相信我 很适合你这年纪
- Really? - Yeah.
真的?
Nobody gets carded and everybody gets laid.
在那里,人人都有的爽
K- Val! K-Val! K-Val!
科谷,科谷
- K-Val! K-Val! - K-Val! K-Val!
- 科谷,科谷 - 科谷,科谷
Oh, shit! K-Val!
帅呆了,科谷
This? This is the coolest town ever?
就这?最酷的小镇?
Fuck! That used to be Papa Enzo's.
可恶,安卓老爹的店 (停止营业)
I broke up with Jenny Stedmeyer there.
我跟珍妮就在那分手
- What made you break up with her, again? - I don't know.
- 为什么分手? - 不知
We swapped virginities junior year.
小时候,我们交换童真
All we did was listen to records and have sex.
边听唱片边做
And she was epic, I mean she was... She was epic.
她真棒,我的意思是..她很棒
Yeah, man. She was hot.
没错,她很辣
And then when I broke up with her, she was so mad,
我要跟她分手时 她气疯了
she practically stabbed me in the eye with a fork.
她真的想用叉子叉我眼睛
Actually, she did stab me in the eye with a fork.
事实上,她真的有叉下去
She was a one-percenter, man.
她是稀有品种,老兄
- Yeah. - All downhill from there.
- 没错 - 火热的爱
That was a big one. First love.
难忘的初恋
The one that got away.
逝去的初恋
The great white buffalo.
大白牛
- Yeah. - Yeah.
The great what?
大什么?
Great white buffalo.
大白牛
Why are you guys whispering?
你们在念什么?
Great white buffalo.
大白牛 (按:此指初恋情人)
That was really helpful, you guys. Thank you.
谢谢解答,各位
Look at this place.
看看这里
I'm gonna make a prediction right now.
我来做个预言
One of us is gonna start writing a novel, and then we all get snowed in,
我们其中一个开始写小说 然后大家被雪困住
and then Lou's gonna ax murder all of us.
最后阿卢用斧头砍死大家 (按:某电影情节)
Motherfuck.
有意思
What's that smell?
什么味道?
Fucking cats.
该死的猫
Kind of a lot of cats. This sucks.
好像很多只,恶
- Hi. - Hi.
You got a reservation for Webber-Agnew?
韦伯.艾纽,有预约
Sorry. What was that name again?
抱歉,什么名字?
Webber-Agnew. Webber and Agnew.
韦伯.艾纽,韦伯跟艾纽
I got a "Nick Webber-Agnew."
有一位尼克.韦伯.艾纽
I'm sorry, excuse me. What? What did you just say?
抱歉,不好意思,你刚说啥?
Webber-Agnew?
韦伯.艾纽?
Webber-fucking-Agnew?
韦伯.妈的.艾纽?
You took your wife's last name? You're a fucking hyphenate?
你冠老婆的姓?你有毛病?
A lot of dudes are doing it. It's progressive.
很多人这样做,一种进步
No. No dudes are doing it.
不,没人这样做
You look like a progressive guy. Is that progressive?
你看起来满进步的 这叫进步吗?
- Would you do that? No. - No.
- 你会这样做吗? - 不
And he has a goatee.
他还留山羊胡呢
Does this guy seem a little imbalanced to you?
不觉得这家伙有点畸形?
- No. Come on. - He's right there. Shut up.
- 不,走吧 - 他会听到,闭嘴
Let me give you a hand with that.
我来帮你吧
Hey!
I am not going to tell you again!
好话不说第二次
I can handle it.
我能应付
This guy's a fucking dick.
混蛋一个
- Shh. He's disabled. - He can hear you.
- 人家是残障 - 他会听见
So what? He's exempt from common fucking courtesy
那又怎样?就可以没礼貌吗?
'cause he can't start a round of applause?
只因为不能好好鼓掌?
He's gotta jerk off one-handed?
还是只能一只手打手枪?
I mean, I certainly don't take my hands and I put them together and oil them up...
我是说,我当然不会用两只手 放一起上油..
Hey, 420. Our old room. Check it out.
420,老房间,来看看
- That's okay man. - Oh! Those are mine.
- 没事 - 那是我的
I'll just get those.
我来拿好了
This is the part where you tip the guy that helped you out.
这只手让你们放小费给 帮你们的人
I'm not the guy that...
我不负责..
Nick, pay the man something.
尼克,你给
- I got it. Don't worry. - This place looks like shit!
- 我来,小事 - 这里一团糟
What happened to that guy?
那家伙怎么了?
Check this shit out. It's still there.
看看,这个还在
Adam sucks cocks 'n' dicks.
亚当大吹喇叭
- It's your best work. - Fucking burned you.
- 你的最佳作品 - 彻底打败你
- Burned! - Hey, guys, come take a look at this.
- 彻底 - 各位,来看看这个
We got a hot tub.
专属大澡盆
- Sweet Jesus! - Poor little fella.
- 老天 - 可怜的小东西
This is obviously unacceptable, right?
这是无可忍受的,对吧?
We call downstairs, get somebody to fix this?
打去楼下,叫人来弄?
Is anybody else hungry?
有人饿了吗?
A little school spirit this time, huh?
有点像学生时代,对吧?
- We're in, man. - Just play it like you fucking mean it.
- 我们已经来了 - 就用你说的感觉来玩
- Like that. - Yeah.
就是那样
Yes, I would like to get a hooker to fuck me and my friends.
我要叫一个妓女来干我 跟我朋友
What? Adam, I'm not doing that.
啥?亚当,我可不干
Whatever, semantics.
好啦,讲清楚
I want an escort to escort our penises into her vagina.
我需要一个护卫 护送我进入她的下面
I want the girl in the picture, too.
画里的女孩也来一个
No tomfoolery.
我讲正经的
- Wake her up, I don't care. - Will you listen to him?
- 叫她起来,我不管 - 你有听到吗?
Does she do four?
四个人她接吗?
What about three?
三个如何?
- Okay. Jacob, you're out. - Okay. Good.
- 好吧,杰克,你出局 - 太好了
- I need $3,000. - I'm not in. I'm married.
- 我需要三千块 - 我不用,我已婚
Adam, I need $2,000. Me and you, buddy.
亚当,我需要两千,我跟你,兄弟
- Come on. - I'm out there, Violator.
- 快 - 我不用,坏份子
Can I call you back, sir?
我再打给你?先生
- Okay. Thank you. Bye. - Sir?
- 谢了,掰 - 先生?
Let's do something fun. Let's create a memory, huh?
来点乐子,制造美好回忆
Let's get some cocaine and break into a school.
弄点白粉吸吸,再闯入校园
Or steal a cop car or some shit, huh?
不然偷辆警车还是什么
- Do you have Ritalin? - No.
- 你有兴奋剂吗? - 没
Don't fucking lie to me. Every one of you people have Ritalin.
妈的别想唬我 你们这种人一定有
- No, I don't. - I'm sorry. You probably do have Ritalin.
- 我没有 - 不好意思,你可能有
I have some Ativan, but it's different.
我有一些镇定剂,但不一样
- Let's stick it up our asses. - Just give it to him.
- 拿来给我们塞屁眼 - 给他就对了
No. It's not a suppository.
不,那不是塞屁眼的
It doesn't matter. You crush it, you put it in a warm paper towel,
没差,压碎以后用纸巾包住
run it under warm some water and you stick it right up your ass. That works.
热水冲一下,塞进屁眼就行了
You put the paper towel up your ass, too?
你把纸巾塞进屁眼?
- You crush up the... - Hey, I got an idea,
- 压碎之后.. - 我有个主意
- why don't we just play quarters? - What?
- 来玩钱币弹杯子? - 啥?
I don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do. I'm getting really sad.
我他妈不知要玩什么 快哭了
You know what I'm talking about?
懂我意思吗?
I'm gonna go to the bathroom and be alone with my own thoughts.
我要去厕所 单独跟我的想法相处
Who knows what's gonna happen up there.
谁知道会发生什么?
Who knows what's gonna happen. You better plan something fun.
谁知道会如何 你最好想出点乐子
Jesus!
老天
Pussies. I'm going dancing.
一群胆小鬼,我去跳跳舞
I don't know, man. Maybe coming here was a bad idea.
老兄,也许来这不是个好主意
Yeah.
If he kills himself, can we go home?
如果他去自杀,我们就能回家?
Hard to believe this is the very room
不敢相信,就在这个房间..
we had some of the best weekends of our lives.
我们有过人生最美好的假期
Really? In this room right here?
真的?就在这一间?
How?
怎么美好?
We were young. We had momentum. We were winning.
我们年轻,有活力 我们都是赢家
We were best friends.
我们曾是最好的朋友
What do you mean, "were" best friends?
什么叫"曾是"最好的朋友?
You know what I mean, man. Everybody seemed to care more.
你知道的,大家都越来越忙
Everything seemed to matter more back then.
从那之后,要烦恼的事太多
Whatever.
管他的
Check it out. They must have fixed it.
看,他们修好了
Come on!
上吧
- How's the water, Violator? - Oh, man.
- 水如何?坏份子 - 老兄
You guys gotta get in here. It's gonna fucking change you.
你们快进来吧,这东西能改变人
Wait, why are you naked?
等,你干嘛脱光?
- You're all getting naked? - Yep.
- 你们都要脱光? - 对
You don't think it's a little weird,
不觉得这样有点怪吗?
a bunch of guys just piling up in a big bathtub together, naked?
一群男人挤在大澡盆里,还脱光?
Are you afraid that some of these people might see you?
你是怕被我们看到?
I'm sorry. If I'm being honest,
不好意思,老实说..
I'm not totally comfortable being around a bunch of other naked dudes.
跟一群裸男混,我会很不舒服
It's called male bonding, okay? Haven't you even seen Wild Hogs?
这叫兄弟情,懂吗? 没看过"荒野大飙客"?
Fine, get us some snacks.
随你,帮拿零食来
You know what? Fuck it.
知道吗?管他的了
I'm leaving my underwear on.
但我要穿着内裤
Yeah. Yeah. Very nice. Shut up!
好啦,很好,闭嘴
Damn, it's good to be here with you all again, man.
真是,有够高兴又跟你们在这里
- It's good to be back here with you guys. - Yep.
跟你们回到这太棒了
I want to toast to the good times.
敬美好时光
And you, too, young blood. Come on in, here.
也敬你,年轻新血,一起来
Yeah!
This style seems wild
Wait before you treat me like a stepchild
Let me tell you why they got me on file
'Cause I give you what you lack
Come right and exact I stand accused of doing harm
'Cause I'm louder than a bomb
Come on Come on, louder
Come on Come on
- Go, Violator! - I'm gonna throw up.
- 帅,坏份子 - 我要吐了
Snap out of it! Out the tub! Out the tub!
忍住,先出去
I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.
没事,没事
I am a rock hard trooper To the bone, the bone, the bone
Full grown Consider me stone
Once again and I say it for you to know
The troop is always ready I yell "Geronimo"
Your CIA, you see I ain't kiddin'
Both King and X They got rid of both
And not the braggin' or boastin'and plus
It ain't no secret why they're tappin'my phone
Although I can't keep it a secret
So I decided to kick it, yo
And yes it weighs a ton
I say it once again
Tappin'my phone They never leave me alone
'Cause I'm louder than a bomb
Hey, little buddy.
你好,小兄弟
Dude.
老哥啊
Where did the squirrel go?
松鼠呢?
Yeah. Yeah!
- This is the black diamond? - Shit.
- 在这里滑雪? - 帅
- Terrifying. - That's all you got?
- 恐怖 - 就这样而已?
- I don't remember this. - What do you think, boys?
- 不记得这个了 - 如何,男孩们?
Tips down.
一路冲
Tips fucking down, right away.
妈的冲啊,快
Let's ride.
上
I feel 19 again!
我回到19岁了
What is that?
那是啥?
Stop it, Lou.
住手,阿卢
Stop it, Lou!
住手,阿卢
Whoo!
Coming through!
借过
You goddamn kids!
死小鬼
- Slow down! - Hey!
煞车
Yard sale, bitches!
跌你个狗吃屎,贱人
Fuck!
干
- We dead. - Are you guys alive? Holy fuck.
- 死人了 - 你们还活着吗?真是
By all counts we should be pretty fucked up right now, but I...
应该摔得很惨才对,但..
I kind of feel great.
我却觉得满爽的
I feel crazy right now.
我觉得太爽了
I feel fantastic!
有够爽
I wanna fuck something!
我要打炮
- There they are. - I see it, Chaz. Thanks.
- 就他们 - 看到了,切兹,谢了
What is that one plank thing that guy's got?
那家伙滑的那块板子是啥?
I don't care. It's going up his ass.
管他,塞屁眼的吧
Way to go, rookie!
太嫩了,菜鸟
Wow! Nice.
帅
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa...
Those are the kind of ski shenanigans I don't allow on my mountain.
你们那些恶作剧 不准出现在我的山上
Yeah. Come on, guys.
是的,各位
What are you looking at, Nancy?
看什么?小女孩
No. I mean...
不,我..
Hey, look, it's the douche bag from Karate Kid III.
他不是"小子难缠3"里面 那个混蛋吗?
I know that guy.
很面熟
Hey, guys.
各位
Is there some kind of weird retro thing going on this weekend?
这是什么搞怪复古周吗?
Can't get any bars.
完全没讯号
Morty! Yeah, it's Chuck.
摩弟,是我,恰克
You're never gonna believe where I'm calling you from, man.
你不会相信我在哪打电话
I'm on a mountain on my phone! Yeah.
我在山上用自己的电话打的
Yeah, well, a bet's a bet. I want my $2.
管你,愿赌服输,欠我两块
I'm telling you, something weird is going on.
说真的,怪怪的
Demand your MTV.
你要MTV
I want my MTV.
我要我的MTV
S- A-F-E-T-Y
S-A-F-E-T-Y
Safe, dance!
安心跳舞
(科迪亚山谷1986冬日节)
I love your hair.
你的发型真酷
I have a question.
我有个问题
...can still tell me that's true.
...告诉我那是真的
But the facts and the evidence tell me it is...
但事实和证据证明..
Dude is rocking a cassette player.
那老兄在用卡带随身听
Just relax. I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation
放轻松,我想一定有合理..
- for all this shit. - Don't fucking tell me to relax.
- 解释这些 - 妈的别叫我放轻松
I said relax for a minute.
放轻松一分钟好吧
Leg warmers?
腿套?
Jheri curl?
爆炸头?
"Where's the beef?"
"牛肉在哪"?
Excuse me, miss, what color is Michael Jackson?
不好意思,小姐 麦可.杰克森什么颜色?
Black.
黑的
Hold on! Sorry. Excuse me. Sorry.
等等,抱歉,不好意思
Nick, come on, man! Nick! Nick!
尼克,振作,老兄
Who the fuck is that?
那是啥?
That's probably Ashton Kolchak right now telling us we've been punked or whatever.
也许是隐藏镜头节目 来告诉我们被耍了
- Okay. - Come on. Come on.
- 对 - 来吧
Hey. Hey, guys. I've got your luggage.
你们好,行李来了
He's got both arms. Get him!
两只手都在,抓起来
- What? - Check his arm.
- 干嘛? - 检查手
- Are you raping? - Wait! Hold on! Are we raping him?
- 强奸我? - 等等,我们要强奸他?
Nobody's raping anybody!
没人要强奸谁
Where's your missing arm, motherfucker?
你断掉那只呢?混蛋
Hey! God! That's my arm!
老天,这是我的手
- It's fake! - It's real!
- 假的 - 真的
It's got freckles on it and shit!
上面有雀斑跟污垢
Do I really got to be the asshole that says
我一定要当那种..
we got in this thing and went back in time?
在那里面喊着回到过去 的笨蛋吗?
It must be some kind of hot tub time machine.
这一定是某种澡盆时光机
- Wow, my old stuff. - Look at this shit, man.
- 我的陈年旧物 - 看看这些,老兄
- You have a bong? - I did.
- 你有水烟斗? - 曾经有
"Eddie Lives." This shirt got me so much fucking pussy.
"Eddie Lives" 这T恤帮我扒到很多马子
You wanna see what got a lot of pussy?
这些才是扒马子专用
What's the tape recorder for?
卡带录制机是啥?
- Recording tape. - I gotta take a piss.
- 卡带录音 - 我去撇个尿
- This jacket right here, baby. - Holy fuck!
- 看看这件夹克,宝贝 - 我的妈啊
What are you, Hunter S. Thompson?
你是Hunter S. Thompson? (按:酗酒吸毒记者)
- I thought I was. - Is that coke?
- 我以为我是 - 那是白粉?
What the fuck you think it is? Baby powder?
妈的不然勒?婴儿爽身粉?
Wait. How is this happening? Can we talk about this for a minute?
怎会发生这种事? 我们能商讨一下吗?
Holy fuck! Winterfest '86. We were here, man.
哇靠,86年冬日节 我们参加了
- Guys. - We are here.
- 大家 - 我们参加了
- What if we run into ourselves? - Guys!
- 万一堵到我们自己怎办? - 大家
We see ourselves and we blow up and explode or some shit.
堵到自己就完了,会爆炸什么的
Get in here!
快来
Didn't you all fucking see Timecop?
没看过时空特警吗?
God damn it! Get the fuck in here right now!
该死的,马上滚过来
Nobody wants to see your giant shit, Lou.
没人想看你的大屌,阿卢
What, man?
怎了?
Yeah, we're not gonna run into ourselves.
我们不会堵到自己
We are ourselves.
我们就是自己
Why are we in our young bodies and you in your regular body?
我们在自己的年轻身体里 而你没变?
- I don't know. - Shouldn't you be invisible?
- 不知道 - 你应该隐形才对?
Or swimming around some guy's ball sack?
或是还在某人的蛋蛋里游泳?
I know. Because you guys exist here and I don't.
对啊,你们存在这里,我不
Hey, why are you flickering?
你怎么在闪?
- What? - What? What? Who flickered?
- 啥? - 啥?谁在闪?
- He did. - He's flickering.
- 他 - 他在闪
I need you to touch my arm or something to see if I'm still real, okay?
帮帮忙,碰碰我的手 看我在不在
Just see if you can put your hand through me.
看看会不会穿透
Okay.
没事
That's good.
还好
I'm physically still here. That's good, I think.
我的身体在这,还好,应该吧
You look like Kid 'N Play.
你像是Kid 'N Play (按:嘻哈艺人)
That's actually two people.
那是二人组合
I knew this trip was a bad idea.
我就知道不该来这趟
Every time I hang out with you, man, it's some kind of shit storm.
每次跟你出去都出事
I got guilted into coming on this trip and now I'm back in the fucking '80s.
出发前我被当成罪人 结果回到妈的80年代
And I hate this decade!
我恨这个年代
Maybe it's your fucking fault!
也许是你他妈的错
You're a fucking insurance salesman, you're practically the devil.
你是个该死的保险推销员 专干坏事
Guys! This is scientifically possible.
各位,科学上来说有可能
Oh, my God. Okay, Professor Hawking, tell me in your robot voice
天啊,好吧,霍金教授 用你的机器人声音来解释
how this is scientifically possible.
科学上为何有可能?
All right, I write Stargate fan fiction,
好啊,我可是星际奇兵影迷
so I think I know what I'm talking about right now.
所以我可不是在唬烂
I seriously almost passed out, you're such a dork.
我真的快昏倒了,你这呆子
Okay. The tub is obviously some kind of energy vortex, right?
澡盆显然是某种能量漩涡,对吧?
Like a black hole.
就像黑洞
But, instead of being in space,
只是不在太空中
it's in a hot tub.
而是在一个澡盆
Time is not linear, we just perceive it that way!
时间进行不是一直线 我们刚刚体验了
- What? - Like The Terminator!
- 干嘛? - 就像魔鬼终结者
It's cyclical, right?
而是一种循环,对吧?
The machines send Schwarzenegger back to kill Sarah Connor
时光机送阿诺回去杀莎拉康纳
so that John Connor could never be born.
不让约翰康纳出生
But if John Connor don't send Michael Biehn back to protect her,
如果约翰康纳没派人 回去保护她
then they never fuck, and John Connor ain't born in the first place!
那一切都完了 世上就没有约翰康纳
- It checks out. - Yeah, that's pretty good.
- 合理 - 嗯,说得对
Wait, wait, check the fucking drawer. See if the carving's there.
对了,看那些刻字在不在
Check the fucking drawer.
看那些刻字
Fuck!
干
It's gone.
没字
This shit is real.
这是玩真的
The carving you made 20 years ago, about me sucking cocks and dicks,
你20年前刻的,说我大吹喇叭..
- it's not there. - Wait.
- 没了 - 等等
Is "cocks" still there?
"老二"还在吗?
- Nothing. I mean, it's not there. - What about "dicks"?
- 都没了,没字 - "懒叫"?
Neither "cocks," nor "dicks," nor "sucks."
老二,懒叫,还有吹,都没了
Oh, God!
天啊
That's it.
就这样
We stuck in the fucking '80s!
我们被困在80年代
How am I supposed to get a job?
我要怎么找工作?
I'm so scared.
我好怕
Looks like you burned out your...
你们好像热情不再..
Heck, you fried your timing crossover.
见鬼,你们的时间飞过头
Would you mind putting that down, sir,
可以麻烦放下那个吗,先生?
that coal shovel, before somebody gets hurt?
那个铲子,以免有人受伤
Did somebody call you?
有人找你来吗?
Excuse me one minute.
抱歉稍等
Who ever calls us?
谁会找我们?
And who answers when the call comes from within? Huh?
那种电话谁会去接..
I thought maybe I could pull the part from one of the other tubs.
我以为可以从其他澡盆 找来替代零件
But it turns out this is a very special model that you have here.
后来发现你们这个是 很特别的型号
You've got to be very careful, I tell you.
要小心使用,跟你说
One little thing is changed, the whole system can go haywire.
一个小小的改变 就能让整个系统乱掉
Do you understand what I'm saying?
懂我意思吗?
The whole system can go haywire if you change one little thing.
只要你稍做改变 整个系统就会乱掉
Wait a minute. We need that to get back in time?
等等,我们需要它才能回去?
Well, you're back here.
你们是回去了
I mean, I can tell you've all been to Kodiak Valley before.
我是说,我看得出来 你们都来过科迪亚山谷
- I haven't. - Maybe not her,
- 我没来过 - 也许她没有
but I know that you were here.
但我知道你们来过
You know what's going on here, don't you, old man?
你知道怎么回事对吧,老头?
Yes, I do.
我是知道
Your tub is on the fritz. It'd behoove you to fix it.
你们的澡盆故障了 要靠你们去修
What?
啥?
It's working.
好了
- Damn. I think it's still broke. - Shit.
- 可恶,应该还是坏的 - 混帐
Where'd he go?
他人呢?
That motherfucker's in on it, man.
那个混蛋搞的鬼
What was all that cryptic shit he was saying about not changing one little thing?
他神秘兮兮说不要乱改变 什么意思?
I know exactly what he meant. He was talking about the butterfly effect.
我懂他的意思,他在说蝴蝶效应
That was a great fucking movie.
那部电影真他妈好看
One little change has a ripple effect and it affects everything else.
一个小改变,就会影响全部
Like, a butterfly floats its wings
好比说,一只蝴蝶拍动翅膀
and Tokyo explodes, or there's a tsunami in, like, somewhere.
结果东京爆炸,或是海啸 侵袭某地什么的
Dude, yes, exactly. Or you step on a bug and the fucking Internet's never invented.
没错,又好比你采死一只小虫 结果网路没被发明出来
Then you have to talk to girls with your mouth.
结果你只好用嘴巴跟马子讲话
Yeah. I was more concerned about bigger consequences, like me not being born.
对啦,我想的是更严重的 像是我没被生下来
Oh, yeah. No, I don't care about that.
是哦,那个我倒不在意
The point is, what did we do 20 years ago?
重点是,20年前我们做了啥?
Let's figure it out right now. We gotta do the exact same thing.
赶快想,我们必须做一样的事
- I had that gig. - That's right.
- 我得到表演机会 - 对呀
You got up on stage and you were wildly mediocre.
你上了台,然后表现超不精彩
And that led to nothing of a career.
什么合约也拿不到
Okay, first of all, fuck you, motherfucker!
对啦,首先,去你妈的
I could have had a career,
我可以做一番事业
but I got married and I went a different way.
只是我结了婚,走另一条路
Which way is that? The way that sucked?
哪条路?最烂那条?
Didn't you also bang that groupie?
你还上了那个粉丝?
- What was her name? - Tara.
- 什么名字? - 泰拉
You banged her. You got to go do that again.
你上了她,必须再做一次
I did do that. But, fuck, no, I'm married!
我是上了她,但,我结婚了
I can't go around banging girls in hot tubs.
我不能在澡盆里上马子
Nick, it's 1986. You can't cheat on someone you don't know yet.
尼克,现在是1986 你不会对不起还不认识的人
You haven't even met Courtney.
你根本还不认识柯妮
Lucifer, itinerary please.
阿卢,你的行程
Uh... Nothing really happened.
没什么特别的
I actually fucked a chick, too. So I'll just do that.
上了一个马子,再做一次就好了
I seem to remember you getting your ass whooped.
我记得你好像被人扁
- Oh, yeah. - That's right.
没错
That ski patrol dude pummeled you like it was his job.
那个滑雪巡逻员海扁你
- Yeah, no. I don't remember it that way. - I do.
- 不,不是那样 - 我记得是
Yeah. He fucked you up. You cried and peed.
他海扁你,把你打到痛哭流涕
Fuck this, man! This is fucking bullshit!
妈的,根本是鬼扯
Would you just think of somebody other than yourself, man?
你能不能不要太自私?
- There's four of us. - It's the fucking '80s, guys!
- 这是四个人的事 - 这是80年代,各位
Let's do what we wanna do. Free love!
让我们随意吧,疯狂去爱
That's the '60s, dipshit.
那是60年代,笨
No, we had, like, Reagan and AIDS. Let's get the fuck out of here, okay?
这里有雷根,爱滋病 我们想办法离开这好吗?
Do the right thing, Violator.
做对的事,坏份子
God damn it! This is fucking bullshit!
该死的,真是屁话一堆
Tonight's the night you broke up with Jenny Stedmeyer.
就在今夜,你跟珍妮分手
- Shit. - Yeah, you got stabbed
- 糟糕 - 你被叉
in the fucking eyeball tonight!
叉子叉眼睛
Hey, man, do you want backup?
老兄,要支援吗?
I can't, the butterflies won't let me.
不行,蝴蝶不让我去
Yo, Adam? You guys in there?
亚当,你们在吗?
Oh, shit.
糟糕
There you are. Hey!
你们都在
How come you guys didn't meet us at the chair lift this morning?
早上怎没去升降机那碰头?
You were going to show me some moves.
你说要表演给我看的
Hi, baby. I missed you.
宝贝,想你喔
I must have forgot.
我一定是忘了
Perv. That's from Mandy.
滥人,曼蒂叫我打的
- Hey, new guy. What's up? - Hey.
- 新面孔,你好?
So we're in 214. I'm gonna go get ready.
我们在214,我先回去准备
- Okay. - Meet me in my room, okay?
- 好 - 来我房间找我,好吗?
- Okay. - Okay.
- 好 - 好
Love the PJs, Nick. You look hot.
这睡衣不错,尼克,很性感
Poison's tonight.
狂欢夜
Wow!
I don't remember her being that fucking beautiful.
我不记得她有这么漂亮
And tight.
以及火辣
She's so tight.
有够火辣
She's really fucking tight!
有够他妈的火辣
She's the great white buffalo, man.
她可是大白牛啊,老兄
- Great white buffalo. - Great white buffalo.
- 大白牛 - 大白牛
Don't start that.
不要这样
- Great white buffalo. - Great white buffalo.
- 大白牛 - 大白牛
Why did I ever break up with her? Why would I break up with her?
我为啥要跟她分手? 到底为啥?
Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. 'Cause you have to do it again. Right?
那不重要 因为今晚要再分一次,对吧?
Right, right, right.
对,对
All right. We're all gonna meet back here.
好,我们最后在这集合
Hopefully that hot tub's fixed and we can get the fuck out of here.
希望澡盆已修好,让我们离开这
Okay, let's party like it's 1986.
好,来像1986那样狂欢吧
All right. On three?
好,数到三?
- One, two, three... - One, two, three...
- 一二三.. - 一二三..
- Hot tub time machine! - Wait...
- 澡盆时光机 - 等..
What are we... What's the...
我们在..说啥..
Who said, "Hot tub time machine?"
什么澡盆时光机?
We didn't tell you about the new thing, with our hands?
我们没跟你说新口号?
- No. - On three, we always...
- 没 - 数到三,我们就..
From now on, we're gonna say, "Hot tub time machine."
现在开始,我们都说 澡盆时光机
I told you, I think that's fucking stupid.
早说了,这是耍笨
You were in the bathroom.
当时你在厕所
No, but this is a real bonding event for us.
我们需要团结一致
This doesn't happen all the time.
这种事不常有
- Come on. - I'm telling you, it's stupid.
- 来吧 - 跟你说,这是耍笨
- Do it once. - Do what you want to do.
- 一次就好 - 做你想做的
It would have been 3-to-1 anyway.
从三倒数到一才对
One, two, three...
一二三..
...hot tub time machine!
澡盆时光机
It felt good. Admit it.
感觉不错,承认吧
Hey!
Let's get this party started!
让派对开始吧
Who is carrying me home tonight?
今晚谁要带我回家?
Mom?
妈?
- Sweet fucking Lord. - Kelly.
- 我的天啊 - 凯莉
- Hey, bro, Nicholas. - Hey, girl.
- 兄弟,尼克 - 美眉
- Who's the geek? - He's your son.
- 这怪胎是谁? - 你儿子
That's not appropriate.
不要乱讲
I'm sun... Sunshine.
我是你的..阳光
Sunshine.
阳光
'Cause I'm here to brighten your day.
来照亮你
That's Jacob. Your...
他是杰克,你的..
He's totally cool.
他很酷
- He doesn't look cool. - He's not that cool.
- 看起来不酷 - 不算酷
Hey, Kelly.
凯莉
Lou Dorchen. Yeah...
我是阿卢
- You don't remember this? - I don't remember everything.
- 你不记得这段? - 没全部记得
What the fuck, man? This is freaking me the fuck out.
搞什么?这太可怕了
You freak out every time you leave the basement.
你离开地下室以后什么都怕
All right, kiddies, get your snow boots on
好啦,小朋友们,穿好雪鞋
because tonight there is gonna be a blizzard.
因为今晚会有暴风雪
Really? It looked pretty clear out.
真的?天气看来满好的
Anybody wanna go for a little sleigh ride?
谁想来一次雪橇之旅?
You can't do cocaine! It's so unhealthy for you.
你不该吸毒,对身体不好
- Kelly, in public? - Whatever.
- 凯莉,就在这吸? - 管他
I'm gonna go to a party at the ski patrol house,
我要去滑雪巡逻屋的派对
I'm gonna find a sexy instructor and I'm gonna wax his fucking pole.
找一个性爱教练,帮他那根打蜡
Later, homos. Don't drink my fucking drink.
晚点见,各位玻璃 妈的不要偷喝
Ugh!
Hey, Adam?
亚当?
What she means is that she works at the ski rental place, right?
她的意思是,她在用具出租 那里上班,对吧?
And that's her job, is cleaning the poles.
所以清理滑雪杆是她的工作
I could be off, but I think it's in reference to blowing a dude.
我也许想错,但我认为 她是指帮人吹喇叭
Thank you, Nick. But that's... You don't need to...
谢了,尼克,但.. 你不需要..
Or fucking a dude. Because the wax, it can be interpreted either way.
不然就是跟人打炮 因为提到蜡,这样讲也通
She was a free spirit, you know?
她是自由派,懂吗?
Or maybe she's the pole and there's two dudes that she's waxing.
或者她当滑雪杆 让两个男的在她身上打蜡
Let's just get it done, man. Come on.
把该做的做好,走吧
- Hey, Lou. - What?
- 阿卢 - 怎?
Did my mom, like, sleep with a bunch of dudes?
我妈是不是,跟很多人睡过?
I don't know. Shut up.
我不知道,闭嘴
But she seems kind of slutty, right?
她好像有点浪荡,不是吗?
Does she seem that way to you?
你认为她浪荡?
It's just, she never told me who my dad is.
她从没说我老爸是谁
It could be any one of these guys.
可能是这些家伙任何一个
'Cause I was born, like, nine months from now.
因为我的生日,算算 就在九个月之后
Yeah? So what does that mean?
是喔?那又怎样?
It means do the math, dipshit. I could have been conceived this weekend.
算一下啊,笨蛋 可能就在这周末有了我
Oh, shit. Check this out.
哇,快看
That's that fucking bellhop. I hate that guy.
是那个混帐服务生 我真讨厌他
This must be where he loses the arm!
他一定是在这断手的
- Shit! - Thank you!
- 吓人 - 谢谢大家
I think we should tell him. This is gruesome.
我们应该告诉他 这太可怕了
Don't you dare fucking tell him. You'll screw the time thing up.
你敢跟他讲就完了 会搞乱时间
Yeah!
- Yes! - What the fuck?
- 好耶 - 搞啥?
Yeah!
- Boo! We just got fucking robbed. - What are you talking about?
- 嘘你..我们被耍了 - 你在说啥?
- He's great, man. - Come on!
- 他真棒 - 走了
Jenny.
珍妮
- Jenny? - I'm in the bathroom. Come in.
- 珍妮? - 我在浴室,进来
What do you think?
好看吗?
Oh, my God.
天啊
What? Do I look fat?
啥?看起来很胖?
No. You look really beautiful.
不,你看起来真漂亮
Aw! Thank you.
谢谢
How about me, do I look different?
我呢?有不一样吗?
Do I look kind of older?
比较老?
No.
没有
You look cute, though.
你很可爱啊
God, I can't stop thinking about last night.
天啊,我一直回想昨晚
It was like frigging hot.
那种要人命的火热
It was? What did we do? I don't remember.
是喔?我们做了啥?我不记得了
You lasted, like, 10 minutes.
你撑了有..10分钟吧
Oh!
Good, good.
不错,不错
And I was good.
我也很棒
I think I came. I think. I can't even tell you what it was like.
我应该有高潮,应该吧 很难形容的感觉
I got some vague recollection of that.
是有一些模糊的回忆
Wanna maybe just sit and talk for a minute?
来坐着说说话?
"Talk."
说话?
Well, I mean, you know, it's just so good to see you again.
嗯,我是说,你知道的 很高兴再见到你
It's not you. It's me.
不是你,是我
Lamp.
灯
You know what, I think we should go to Poison now.
我想我们应该去派对了
You're weird today.
你今天怪怪的
I know. You are funny.
我知道,你也满搞笑
- Let me just get dressed. - Okay.
- 我穿个衣服 - 好
Wow!
Oh, man!
老兄
This is trippy.
真梦幻
What's up?
还好吧?
Man, I can't even remember the last time I saw you guys.
我都不记得 最后一次看到你们是何时了
Yesterday.
昨天
Oh, yeah. Yesterday.
嗯,昨天
Yep.
It's not cheating. It's not cheating. It's 1986.
这不是劈腿,不是劈腿 现在是1986
You don't even know Courtney yet.
你根本还不认识柯妮
You know, it's okay if you're scared, Lou.
知道吗,害怕是很正常的,阿卢
I'm not scared, idiot. I'm fucking pissed.
不是害怕,白痴,是火大
I have a full head of hair and a functioning penis,
我有一头秀发跟健康的老二
and I'm looking for some guy to drill me in the fucking jaw.
结果我只能等人来扁我
We're not gonna find him here, anyway.
反正在这碰不到他
I don't even remember what he looks like.
我连他长相都不记得
- Walk much, faggot? - Sorry.
- 找死,蠢货? - 抱歉
What? No, don't touch me. Fuck your "sorry."
啥?不要碰我,去你的抱歉
You scuffed up my Jordans.
你踩坏我的名牌鞋
You wanna go for it? Come on, take a shot, pussy. Wanna party?
不服吗?来呀 动手呀,没种的家伙
Wanna be a hero?
想当英雄啊?
And here it comes.
来了
Yeah, you gonna cry? You gonna cry, titty baby?
想哭吗?哭呀,小鬼头
You gonna fucking cry?
妈的哭呀
Look at him he's crying.
看吧,哭出来了
Your fucking bag is mine now.
你的包包是我的了
Is that it?
就这样?
No.
不
No, I yell back at him
我又开骂
and I challenge him to a rematch at midnight saying,
叫他有种午夜再打一次
"You bring your friends and I'll bring mine."
他带他的朋友,我带我的
And my friends don't fucking show up.
结果我朋友妈的没去
So I get pummeled by six guys instead of one.
从单挑变成被六个人海扁
All right, fantastic. Let's do this.
了解,真屌,开始吧
Lou, come on. You have to.
阿卢,快,你必须照做
Hey, Blaine.
布连
Is that all you got? Pussy.
就这样而已吗,娘娘腔?
Oh, God. Yeah.
天啊
I'll never go back. I'll never go back.
黑人的最棒,黑人的最棒
Are you crying?
你在哭?
No.
不
It's the water splashing my face from all the fucking.
干的动作把水喷到脸上
Okay, good.
好吧
Because I thought you were crying, and I was like...
如果你哭的话,我会觉得..
Yeah!
I'm sorry, Courtney.
对不起,柯妮
- It's Tara. - Courtney!
- 我叫泰拉 - 柯妮
- Tara. Tara. - Courtney! Courtney!
- 泰拉,泰拉 - 柯妮,柯妮
No, seriously, my name is Tara.
说正经的,我叫泰拉
No, my wife, my wife.
不是,是我老婆
You're married?
你结婚了?
No, I'm not married. Not now, anyway.
不,还没,现在还没
I will be. She's nine right now.
我会结婚的,她现在9岁
Can I tell you something that I haven't told anybody?
我可以告诉你一个 我从没跟别人说的事吗?
She cheated on me.
她劈腿
I found a e-mail.
从电子邮件发现的
And now every time I look at her, all I can see is her getting rammed by
后来每当我看着她 我看到的是她被人狂操..
some faceless dude with a better body and a bigger dick.
被一个没脸孔,比我壮 老二比我大的人
Truth of it is, I can't even bring myself to say anything
然而,我又开不了口谈这件事
because I just love her so fucking much.
因为我他妈的如此爱她
I don't even know if I can live without her cheating ass.
就算她劈腿,我还是不能没有她
Hey, what's an e-mail?
电子邮件是啥?
That's not the point!
那不是重点
Seems like you might've took one defensive swing against him.
其实你应该稍微防守一下
I mean, honestly, what the fuck, man? That was...
我是说,妈的,那样实在是..
I don't know how you've lived with yourself all these years.
你居然能跟这样的自己 过这么多年
It was pathetic.
太悲哀了
It was pathetic. You couldn't have kicked him from the ground?
躺着也能踹他几下吧?
What happened?
怎么了?
Uh...
This is a crazy story. I got hit by a truck.
说来不可思议,我被卡车撞
Yeah, yeah.
Trying to save a baby deer, if you can believe that.
为了救一只小鹿,如果你相信的话
Oh, my God!
天啊
Is there anything that I can do? Are you okay?
我能帮上什么吗?你还好吧?
Oh, my God. No, I'm fine. This is nothing.
没关系,我还好,没啥
You know what? Come with me. I'm gonna take care of you.
跟我走吧,我来好好照顾你
And bring your friend.
你朋友也一起来
No, we can't.
不,我们不能
- We'd love to, but we can't. - We can, we can.
- 我们很想要,但不能 - 可以啦
We should probably go check on that deer, actually.
也许我们该去看看那只鹿
No, we can go. We can go.
可以啦,可以啦
I know you cannot wait
Wait to see me, too
Oh, my God!
天啊
This is like the best song ever!
有史以来最棒的歌
Maybe not ever.
那可不一定
At the drive-in
God, he's so hot!
天啊,他真屌
In the old man's Ford
Behind the bushes
Can I get 3,000 beers?
啤酒
Until I'm screaming for more
Down the basement
Who's next? Who's next for the beer luge?
下一位?谁要玩啤酒雪橇?
This guy! This guy's next! He wants it so bad.
他,他很想要
- You can do it, man. - He wants it.
- 你可以的 - 他要玩
Luge! Luge! Luge!
雪橇,雪橇
That was so lame. That wasn't, like, even violent a little bit.
不好玩,甚至于,有点粗鲁
Who are you, and why did you do that to me?
你是谁?为啥那样对我?
Why? Because you looked like you needed a luge.
为啥?因为你看起来 需要雪橇(乐子)
- I'm Adam. - I'm April.
- 亚当 - 艾萝
- How are you doing? - All right.
- 玩得还好吗? - 还好
What brings you here?
谁带你来的?
Hot tub.
澡盆
Huh.
- You? - Poison.
- 你呢? - 毒药
- Right. - That band. Poison.
- 哦 - 那个毒药乐团
I'm a journalist. I'm covering the band for Spin magazine.
我是记者,替杂志采访乐团
You don't really look like you're the type.
你看起来不像这类型
The Poison type? God, no. I'm not. I'm really not.
毒药类型?不,一点也不
I basically just got onto this bus
基本上我只是坐上巴士
and it took me here, to goddamn Winterfest.
就被载到这个冬日节
Adam!
亚当
Whoo!
- You know what? I can't talk to you. - You can't?
- 说真的,我不能跟你讲话 - 不能?
But I'm awesome. I can guarantee that.
我人很好,跟你保证
I'm sure. You see, I have to walk in the exact same footsteps.
我相信是,不过 我得完全照着剧本走
This didn't happen.
没有这一段
- Well, it kind of happened. - I wish it did.
- 嗯,有吧 - 虽然我希望有
- I just saw it happen. - It really didn't.
- 我看到有 - 真的是没有
Yeah. No, I contributed.
我加进去的
- I wish it did. - All right.
- 我希望有 - 好吧
See you.
再见
I brought you some ice. It'll make you feel better.
帮你准备了冰块,让你舒服点
Let's see that.
来看看
- Feel better? - That ice does make me feel better.
- 舒服? - 冰块确实让我比较舒服
Butterflies.
蝴蝶
Hey, you know what? I just remembered I gotta meet a guy.
想起来了,我跟一个人有约
No, no. Wait.
别走,等等
No, you can't go.
你不准走
'Cause guess what?
因为..
What?
啥?
I only do two at a time.
我一次要两个
- What do you mean? - What do I mean?
- 你的意思是? - 我的意思?
There those are.
看到了
Yeah, let's do this.
来做吧
Him first? Okay.
他先?好吧
It's your thing. I don't wanna tell you what to do.
自己的东西,应该不用我教
Hold on, I gotta get the phone.
等等,我得接电话
Hello?
喂?
Mom?
妈?
- What? - I wanna know what the doctor said.
- 啥? - 医生怎么说?
Lou? Lou, we can't do this.
阿卢,我们不能这样
Yes, we can.
可以
No, this didn't happen.
不行,这没发生过
- We can't do this. - Yes, we can.
- 我们不能做 - 可以
- This didn't happen in the past. - Yes, it did. Shut up.
- 过去没这件事 - 有,闭嘴
This did not fucking happen in the past.
妈的过去没这件事
You shut the fuck up, please.
妈的闭嘴,拜托
We're gonna make, like, Hitler president or something. We can't do this.
这样会..让希特勒当总统什么的 我们不能这样
Look, can you be fucking normal? Please?
听着,你就不能正常一点吗?
Every young man's fantasy is to have a three-way.
每一个年轻人都梦想 来一次三人行
- Not with another fucking guy. - It's still a three-way.
- 但不是两个男的 - 一样是三人行
What about the policy of the butterfly effect?
那蝴蝶效应怎么办?
The butterfly effect can suck my nuts!
去他的蝴蝶效应
Look, we're gonna have sex with this girl, okay?
听好,我们要跟她上床 好吗?
You, me, together.
你,我,一起
Enough of this queer shit. Let's get the mood right.
不要再乱想,调整一下心情
- All right. Look, right there. - What?
- 看看那个 - 啥?
You don't wanna seem overzealous with a full-on rager.
你不会想因为太硬 被看成太饥渴
You don't want to insult the woman, either.
但也不想在女人面前失礼
You're gonna wanna get at least a half-a-chub going, right?
你应该维持半硬半软,懂吗?
- Look at me. - No.
- 看我的 - 不看
- Look at that. - No.
- 看啊 - 不看
- Look at how, like, perfect that is. - I'm not gonna fucking look.
- 看我怎么弄,完美 - 妈的我才不看
- Look, look. Here. - What the fuck, man?
- 看一下 - 搞屁啊?
- I'm out of here. - Come on, Jake,
- 我要走了 - 别走啦,杰克
- I was just getting you started. - Don't care!
- 只是教你一下 - 不用
Guys do that.
朋友该做的
No one does that!
没人这样
Hey. Onesies?
想要吗?
Sorry.
抱歉
Okay, cool. I'm out of here.
好吧,那我走了
Hey.
How did it go with Jenny?
珍妮这边如何?
Oh, my God.
天啊
Oh, my God. Whoo! Why aren't you dancing?
天啊,你怎么不跳舞?
- Whoa! What's your name? - That's Jacob. That's Jenny.
- 你叫什么? - 他是杰克,这位是珍妮
What the fuck are you doing?
妈的你在干嘛?
- You're supposed to break up with her! - I know.
- 你应该跟她分手 - 我知道
No, no, no. Just check it out, okay? Maybe she's the key to something.
只是想尝试一下 说不定她是某种关键
And I messed it up when I broke up with her before,
以前跟她分手时,我搞砸了
and now the universe is giving me another crack at it.
现在宇宙再给我一次机会
And if you thought you could really start over
如果你能重新来过
and do something totally different, you wouldn't even consider it?
能有完全不同的做法 你不会想试试吗?
You're absolutely right.
你说得很对
- You think so? Really? - No. Fuck, no!
- 你也这么认为? - 不,妈的
Come on!
快点
What do you mean, you didn't do it?
啥意思?你没做?
I'm getting to it.
我正要去做
No, we were supposed to do everything that we did.
你应该把重复做一次
- That's what I remember. - Yeah, Adam, what the fuck, man?
- 我们讲好的 - 对呀,亚当,你搞屁啊?
You were supposed to fucking dump her.
你应该甩了她
You think I liked getting my ass fucked up and down the entire street?
你以为我喜欢当街被扁?
- Because I didn't. - It's not that I'm not gonna do it,
- 我可不想 - 并不是我不去做
I just haven't done it yet. There's a big difference.
只是还没完成,两者大不同
Look at my face, dude.
看看我的脸,老哥
Look at my fucking face! Drink me in.
妈的看看我的脸,帅吧
You think I wouldn't have liked to have changed this?
你以为我不想改变这些吗?
Shut the fuck up, Lou.
妈的闭嘴,阿卢
You tried to rope me into a three-way.
你还想拖我干三人行
- What? - Did you?
- 啥? - 有没有?
- No. - Yes.
- 没 - 你有
Lou! Did you?
阿卢,有没有?
I didn't fuck that girl. Okay?
我可没干那个女的,好吗?
Because I'm committed to not changing the past.
因为我承诺过,不改变过去
Right. It had nothing to do with her wanting to be a Chinese finger trap.
是啦,不是因为她想玩中国指套 (按:指一男二女性交)
And I'm not saying that because she was Asian.
我这样讲不是因为她是亚洲人
So you're telling me I cheated on my wife for no reason.
那我对不起老婆是白费了
Just relax, okay?
别激动,好吗?
I'm gonna do it. I just haven't done it yet!
我会去做,只是还没完成
You're unbelievable.
你这滥人
- Hey, Nick, can I ask you a question? - Yes.
- 尼克,问你个问题? - 好
Does this seem like it's all about Adam again?
问题好像又在亚当身上?
Yeah, just like Cincinnati.
对,就像在辛辛那提
- What? - You gonna bring that up?
- 啥? - 你要提那个?
We said we weren't gonna talk about Cincinnati ever, okay?
我们说好不提辛辛那提 好吗?
Is this why you have that shoebox in your closet that says "Cincinnati"?
就是你衣柜里那个 写着辛辛那提的鞋盒?
- Yeah. - What? That's fucking admissible!
- 对 - 啥?你居然这样
You keep it in the closet?
你把它留在衣柜里?
What was I supposed to do with it? You can't bury those things.
不然怎么办? 又不能埋了那些东西
And you wrote "Cincinnati" on it?
你还在上面写"辛辛那提"?
How do I know which one it's supposed to be?
不然我怎么分辨谁是谁?
- Is it a fetus? - My friends are ridiculous.
- 是胎儿吗? - 一群猪朋狗友
Why are we still talking about this?
我们为什么还在讲这些?
Okay, we said we would never talk about that.
我们说好永远不提的
By the way, where does it say in the fucking friendship handbook
对了,友情手册上不是说..
that you are the only one who is allowed any fucking problems?
为朋友分担一切问题
I forgot that it says in the asshole handbook
但我不记得狗屁手册有说..
that you can just fuck over your friends whenever you want!
你可以随意恶搞朋友
Actually, it would say that in the asshole handbook
其实狗屁手册应该要说
if it was, like, guidelines for being an asshole,
如果有,像是如何成为混蛋
- that's what it would say. - Why wouldn't it say that
- 它就会那样教 - 那为什么..
- in the asshole handbook? - Yeah, it would say
- 狗屁手册没有 - 对,它会说..
- to fuck your friends. - "Fuck over your friends."
- 恶搞朋友 - 恶搞全部朋友
- No, no, no. - Have you ever read a book?
- 不,不 - 你有念过书吗?
You're right. I'm sorry, my bad. You guys are right.
你是对的,抱歉,我错了
But if you're changing the fucking past, okay,
你要改变过去,很好
then I'm changing the fucking past, all right?
那我也改变过去,好吗?
No! Lou!
不,阿卢
Okay! We're in the game! I like this.
我们正式上场,我喜欢
I didn't change anything yet, I just didn't do it.
我什么也没改变 只是还没去做
And if we're changing shit,
如果要做改变..
you better be there at midnight to get my fucking back.
你最好午夜去那 拿回我的包包
- Done. - I'll be there.
- 好 - 我会去
Guys! Guys! Come on, man. Talk to me about this!
各位,拜托,不要冲动
- Fuck off. - Fuck!
- 滚 - 干
- I'll be back in a minute. - Where are you going?
- 我马上回来 - 去哪?
- I gotta go. I'm getting out of here. - No, no, Adam, listen to me, please.
- 我必须去,我要离开这 - 等等,亚当,拜托听我说
Jenny Stedmeyer is not your fucking destiny, okay?
珍妮不是你的宿命,好吗?
She's just some girl.
她只是某个女孩
Some girl you dated in high school, okay?
某个你高中时认识的女孩
I know! I just got some emotions coming up.
我知道,只是有些情感起伏
I got some feelings that I got to deal with.
我得处理一下情绪
I'm gonna do it. I believe in you. You're awesome.
我会做的,相信自己,我可以
You know what? That's fine. Everybody just take off!
好啦随你了,全都跑了
I don't need to be born.
反正我不用来到世上
I'll just go find the repairman myself and fix the time machine.
我自己找工人修时光机
That's the dumbest thing I've said in a while.
我很久没说过这种蠢话
You made the best decision of your life, choosing me as your friend over Adam.
你做了人生最好的选择 选我当朋友,代替亚当
I'm pretty sure that's not what's going on here.
我确定这里没这一段
Don't be afraid. I'm gonna treat you right.
别怕,我会好好对待你
- Daddy's gonna take care of you. - Whoa!
老爹我会照顾你
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Here we go. It's like a slow-motion guillotine.
上演了,就像慢速断头台
What the F-ing fuck?
妈的搞什么?
Here we go. Here we go. Round two.
上演了,第二回合
- Should we help him? - No. No. This is his destiny.
- 要帮他吗? - 不,这是他的宿命
Fuck you!
去你的
- Did it happen? - No.
- 发生了? - 没
If that guy doesn't lose his arm soon, I'm gonna fucking take it from him myself.
这家伙再不断手,我就亲自动手
Man!
真是
Blaine!
布连
Come on down, man. Have a brewski with us.
下来吧,一起喝啤酒
There's a party.
派对开始了
"No foreign army has ever occupied American soil.
"在此之前,从没有外国军队.."
"Until now."
"占据美国"
Watching Red Dawn again, or...
又在看"天狐入侵",还是..
Wolverines!
狼人
They're Ruskies.
他们是俄国组织的人
And these are their secret Commie weapons.
这些是他们的秘密武器
What are you talking about?
你在说啥?
Look at this stuff, man.
看看这些东西
They could be spies or something.
他们可能是间谍什么的
I don't know, Blaine. I mean, they seem a little young to be spies, you know.
是喔,他们当间谍好像太小
Come on, Chaz.
拜托,切兹
They could be some kind of 21 Jump Street
也可能是龙虎少年队那种..
spy battalion-type dudes.
军事间谍
Yeah. Yeah. Or not at all, you know? There's also that.
是啦,也可能不是,对吧?
What the fuck is this?
这什么鬼东西?
There's something I wanna talk to you about.
有些事想跟你说
It's something I'm supposed to do but I don't wanna do.
一些我该做,但不愿做的事
- You know why? - Okay, Adam. But...
- 懂吗? - 好吧,亚当,但..
Because I was thinking about how good we are together, right?
我们在一起是如此美好,对吧?
- Don't you think? I really think so. - Okay.
- 不是吗?我觉得是 - 是啊
And I was talking about the future and I was thinking about,
我想谈谈未来,想想未来
well, my future is this way and maybe it could be this way.
我的未来是这样,也可能那样
I know I'm rambling now. God, you're so beautiful.
我知道我语无伦次 老天,你真美
But we got along so great and...
但我们相处如此美妙..
What is that?
啥东西?
It's a note I wrote to you. You should read it.
我写给你的,看看吧
- Right now? Okay. - Yeah.
现在?
"Dear Adam, you're a super-terrific guy and I love you.
亲爱的亚当,你是个有够棒的人 我爱你
Aw!
"And that's why this is so hard for me.
所以这对我来说很难
"You're one of the most amazing people that I've ever met. I can't..."
你是我见过最棒的人 我不能..
Are you breaking up with me? That's what this... This is a break-up note?
你要跟我分手? 所以写这..分手信?
I'm sorry, Adam.
抱歉,亚当
All these years! You stabbed me in the eye with a fucking fork
这么多年了,你用他妈的 叉子叉我眼睛
and you were gonna break up with me anyway?
结果还是要跟我分手?
- Is that what you're saying to me? - I did what?
- 你的意思是这样? - 我叉啥?
Why are you breaking up with me? That's not how this works.
为啥要跟我分手? 事情不该是这样
You're such a great guy and you're gonna find the right girl,
你是个好人 会找到适合你的女孩
but it's not me.
但不是我
And everybody knows what a big deal you're gonna be some day.
大家都知道,你以后会很了不起
No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not anybody.
不,我不会,我很平凡
Adam, okay. It's not you, it's me.
亚当,好啦,是我的问题 不是你
I say that to you. You don't say that to me.
这些话应该我说,不是你
That's not how this works.
事情不该是这样
Do you know what happens to you if we don't go back?
你可知道如果就这样 以后你会如何?
- You end up with Billy Lavatino. - I like him.
- 最后你跟了比利 - 我满喜欢他
You may like him, but then you end up pregnant with, like, trucker hips,
喜欢归喜欢,但最后你怀孕 肥得像大水桶
and you have a baby with Billy Lavatino,
你跟比利有了小孩
and you're addicted to Weight Watchers, you little bitch.
之后天天上减肥中心 你这小贱货
- What did you just call me? - Take this fucking back!
- 你说我啥? - 妈的把这收回去
Don't you... Jesus!
你不..天啊
I don't get fat!
我不要变肥
Gross!
恶心
If we're changing shit, we gotta be taking advantage of shit.
要改变,就改变有赚头的
- No. - Mulligan.
- 不 - 重发
- No mulligan. - Come on!
- 没的重发 - 好啦
- You had, like, five mulligans. - Dude.
- 你这样5次了 - 老哥
I'm not talking about bad stuff, either, okay?
不是去做坏事,好吗?
I'm just talking about good stuff.
做好事
Like keeping Manimal on the air, you know?
像是让"千面飞龙"一直演下去
Or preventing Miley Cyrus.
或是预防麦莉·塞拉 (按:女演员)
Preventing her from what?
预防她啥?
Just preventing her.
就是预防她
And there's the catch! First down!
接得好,首攻成功
Oh, shit!
哇靠
- I know this game. - Yeah?
我知道这场
Yeah. This is the Denver-Cleveland playoff game.
丹佛对克里夫兰的季后赛
- This is the fucking Drive, man. - Yeah?
- 这个有赚头 - 嗯?
I know what we're gonna do.
我知道该做啥了
Adam, hey. You're back. Awesome.
亚当,你回来了,太好了
What's going on here? Where are the guys?
怎么啦?其他人呢?
- What's this? - Read it.
- 这啥? - 看就知道
"Dear Adam, you are a super-terrific guy and I love you,
亲爱的亚当,你是个有够棒的人 我爱你
"which is why this is so hard for me. I cherish our friendship."
所以这对我来说很难 我珍惜我们的友谊
She broke up with you?
她甩了你?
And you still fucking got stabbed in the eye?
而你还是妈的被叉眼睛?
Leave me alone. Get out of here.
别烦我,走开
What are you doing here? You writing poetry?
你在做啥?写诗?
Just leave me alone and get out of here. No.
叫你别烦我,走开
You're writing fucking break-up poetry.
你在写他妈的分手诗
All right, I'm writing break-up poetry, okay?
好啦,我在写分手诗,可以吧?
Because my heart hurts.
因为我很受伤
- She stabbed me in my heart and my eye. - Holy shit, you're wasted.
- 她叉了我的心跟眼睛 - 真是,你有够废
Look, I've had like two wine kills, Captain Buzzcooler.
我酒量不好可以吧,老大
- God. - You're fucked up.
- 天啊 - 你搞砸了
"Jenny's eyes, like a gypsy's lies Cut right through the night
珍妮的眼睛,像吉普赛的谎言 穿过黑夜
"Now those eyes are another guy's And I'm alone with my pain"
现在那双眼睛属于别人 剩我一人独自悲伤
That was clean.
不错吧
Are you shitting me with this, Adam?
你搞屁啊,亚当?
Look, you can recite it straight or to the tune of Sweet Child O'Mine.
把它背起来 或套上"心肝宝贝"的旋律 (按:枪与玫瑰名曲)
It doesn't matter.
随你
Are these mushrooms? Did you eat these mushrooms, Adam?
这是毒菇? 你吃这种东西,亚当?
I like to eat them, you know? A couple of them.
我满喜欢吃,懂吗? 不要吃太多
Holy fuck, man, you gotta stay straight!
天啊,你要保持清醒啊
- You gotta help me get the guys back! - Just relax.
- 你要帮我把人都找回来 - 别紧张
You know, it's not always about my emotional journey.
知道吗,不是只有我会 这样情绪化
- It could be about yours. - Put the coke down!
- 你也可能会 - 别再吸了
- God damn it, you little fucker! - Give it to me!
- 该死,你这小混蛋 - 给我
Don't you fucking get it? I'm not gonna be fucking born!
还搞不懂吗?会生不出我来了
How much worse can it get?
情况能有多糟?
What? The '80s?
啥?80年代?
New part shorted out another part.
这个短路到那个
I hope we can get that thing working before dawn.
希望天亮前能搞好
Wait, wait, hold on, is that when the time portal closes, at dawn?
等等,意思是天亮时 时光门就关闭?
That's when the party's over.
意思是天亮,派对就结束
Fuck you, man. Listen.
去你的,听好
I am at my wit's end with him, so you gotta level with me.
我对他没法度了 你必须跟我说实话
Are you the mystical time-travel guide-guy or not?
你是不是那种神秘的 时光旅行向导?
Don't you put your hands on me, young lady!
把手拿开,小姐
I'm just trying to do my job, here.
我只是在这上班
Fuck, hold on. Quit eating mushrooms, man!
干,等等 不要再吃毒菇了
I wanna have a few more.
我还要
What the fuck is happening to me? I can't...
我他妈怎么了?我不能..
Dawn.
天亮时
Hey, Adam.
亚当
All right, so anyway, the repairman's doing his thing.
好吧,修理工在做事
I'm gonna go find Nick and Lou, and you stay right here. Okay?
我去找尼克跟阿卢 你留在这,好吗?
- I'm gonna stay. - You got it, but you can't leave.
- 我会留着 - 很好,不可离开
I can't move, because I'm broken.
我动不了,因为我坏掉了
Man, you and my mom are so fucked.
老兄,你跟我妈一样废
Hungry.
饿了
- Evening. - You've got two arms.
- 你好 - 你有两只手
But you're not going to. You're gonna lose one.
但维持不久,会少一只
- What? - You're gonna lose that arm.
- 啥? - 你会少一只
You're one of those joker guys.
你是那群搞笑鬼之一
Right. Right.
对呀
I don't care if you put that arm in a steel fucking vault,
就算你用铁皮包起来
that arm's coming off!
还是会少掉
- You're gonna lose your arm. - You're gonna lose your arm!
- 你会少一只手 - 你会少一只手
- I'm gonna rape you. I'm gonna rape you! - I'm gonna rape you. I'm gonna rape you.
- 我要强奸你 - 我要强奸你
- Have a great night. - Okay.
- 祝晚上愉快 - 好
... to the end zone. Touchdown Cleveland!
直冲到底,克里夫兰得分
Pay up, suckers! Pay up!
付钱,笨蛋,付钱
How does he do it? How is he right all the time?
这人怎么办到的? 他能预知一切?
Let me ask you something, McFly.
问你喔,小朋友
How you getting so lucky?
运气怎么这么好?
I know the fucking future, douche bag.
我他妈知道未来,智障
Really? One more bet.
是喔?再一次
Ricky, come on. You said one more and then you'd be done.
瑞奇,拜托,你说了 最后一次就走
I also said to shut the fuck up. Remember that?
我还说,妈的闭嘴 记得吗?
Okay, I love you. Shut the fuck up.
我爱你,妈的闭嘴
By the way, I love your coat.
对了,我喜欢你的外套
I don't give a shit about animals, either, so...
我才不屌什么动物..
One more bet. High stakes.
再一把,大的
All right. All right. Bring it on, Spader.
好呀,一把定输赢,老鬼
Bring it on, Jo-Jo.
一把定输赢,小鬼
I bet Elway throws a touchdown pass with 37 seconds left on the clock.
我赌艾威在倒数37秒 传球得分
Fat chance, asshole. Elway's done nothing all day.
想的美,笨 艾威今天状况不好
Well then, in the spirit of high stakes, let's make it interesting.
那么,既然要玩大的 就来点有趣的
Let's make it interesting.
来点有趣的
If I win, your wife gives me a blowjob.
我赢,你老婆帮我吹一次
- Really? - A classy one.
- 是喔? - 高级的
- Hey, screw you, kid. - Hey, okay,
- 去你的,小鬼 - 好啦
and if you win, name your price.
你赢,赌注随你开
Touchdown pass at 37 seconds, exactly?
准37秒触地得分?
Exactly.
准的
Fine.
好
You lose, I take all your winnings.
你输,赢的钱都我的
- Done. - And you give your buddy a blowjob.
- 成交 - 还有你帮你朋友吹一次
What? Hell, no.
啥?不行
Wow!
- Deal. - Deal?
- 成交 - 成交
- Well done. I like your style. - I like your style.
- 很好,你很上道 - 你也很上道
He's very creative.
他真有创造力
I don't like you taking liberties with my dick.
我不喜欢你对我的老二 太随便
Relax, okay?
放轻松,好吗?
We know the fucking future. We can't lose.
妈的我们知道未来,不可能输
Hey. Hey, there. What are you doing?
你在做啥?
- Hi. - Hey.
Okay, how's the view from down there?
躺着看,景色如何?
It's nice.
不错
Adam, right?
亚当,对吧?
Yeah.
- Why are you bleeding in the snow? - That? No, I...
- 怎会在雪中流血? - 这个喔?我..
I got stabbed in the face with a fork.
我脸上被叉子叉到
I saw it coming and I avoided it. I mean, I didn't avoid it.
我看到叉子过来,想躲 结果没躲到
It just happened again to me in a slightly different way.
又在我身上发生一次 只是情况稍微不同
Boy, I really wish I knew what the fuck you were talking about.
我他妈真希望能听懂 你在说啥
All the choices we make in our life, they're pointless.
我们人生里的所有选择 都没意义
There's no escaping the inevitable.
必然发生的,无法逃避
I don't know, man.
我不知道耶,老兄
So, you're saying that your whole entire life is predetermined to suck,
你是说,你这辈子注定要 废到底..
no matter what you do?
无论你怎么做?
It's not the way I want it, but...
我也不想这样,但..
Kind of seems like a really, really good excuse
听来像是一种非常非常 好的藉口
to do something totally amazing right now, tonight.
去做一些最棒的事 就在今晚现在
Like what?
比如说?
Like perhaps hang out with a girl that you just met
也许跟你刚遇到的女孩去玩
before her bus has to leave in two hours?
在她的巴士开走前两小时
Right-o.
没错
I thought you said we were going to get some food.
我以为是要去找吃的
We are. We're about to get some food.
是啊,我们去找吃的
I'm pretty hungry, actually.
我满饿的,老实说
Damn it. They forgot to leave the key.
可恶,他们忘了留钥匙
Who did?
谁?
Carol and Stan Stapleton. They're my friends. They live here,
卡洛跟史坦,我朋友 他们住这
and I housesit for them when they go to Nepal, sometimes.
有时他们去尼泊尔 我帮忙看家
I thought you said you came in here on a bus.
你不是说你搭巴士来的?
They usually do leave, like, a side door open.
他们通常会留一个侧门
- They do? - So let me... I'll be right back.
- 是喔? - 所以..等我一下
Okay.
好吧
Yep, it's unlocked.
没锁
Cheers.
干杯
So which one's Carol?
哪个是卡洛?
Carol's on the left.
左边的
Elway's last stand. 45 seconds left on the clock.
艾威的最后机会,剩45秒
I'm really good at getting head. You'll see.
口交我内行的,等着看吧
- Elway takes the snap. - Go, baby.
艾威遭到拦截 - 冲啊,宝贝
He fades back. Elway fires. He's got Jackson open.
他退过中线,出手 传给没人防守的杰克森
He's impossibly open!
根本没人守杰克森
Wait, what's this? Vermin?
等等,啥东西乱场?
No, no, no! I know this squirrel.
不不,又是这只松鼠
That's a magic fucking squirrel. This doesn't count.
妈的神奇怪松鼠,这不算
- He's distracted by a wild squirrel! - What the fuck?
他被野松鼠打乱了 - 搞屁啊?
Incomplete! Game's over! Cleveland wins!
进攻失败,比赛结束 克里夫兰获胜
The Dawg Pound is going to the Super Bowl.
狗栏队进入超级杯
Oh, yeah!
I've never seen anything like it!
从没看过这种情况
- He did it. Got to go! - Congratulations. Look at all that money.
- 他赢了,该走了 - 恭喜啊,好多钱
I was kidding about the blowjob thing. Obviously, we're comedians.
吹喇叭是开玩笑的 显然,我们爱搞笑
Hey, guys. Guys.
两位
A bet's a bet.
愿赌服输
Motherfucker!
妈的混蛋
So you're a Time Lord?
你是时间主宰?
Mmm-hmm.
And a Jacuzzi is your spaceship?
你的太空船是一个按摩浴缸?
That is correct, madam.
正确,女士
That's the only part of this whole thing that doesn't make sense to me.
这是整件事里面 我唯一觉得没道理的
You're not the only one. Believe me.
不只是你觉得没道理,真的
I mean, the whole thing is just totally insane.
我是说,这整件事有够荒唐
Ew!
So, how's the future working out for you?
那,未来是怎么对待你?
I mean, are you like a happy grownup?
我是说,你长大以后快乐吗?
- Not particularly, no. - Yeah.
不怎么快乐
My friends actually think I ended up being a completely selfish, fucked-up person.
朋友觉得我变成一个 自私鬼,废人
And they may have a point, actually, if I think about it.
想想,其实他们没说错
Hmm...
I'll tell you something I haven't told somebody for a long time.
跟你说一件 我很久没跟人提过的事
When I was a kid,
小时候
every Friday night, my father used to take my sister Kelly and me
每个星期五晚上 老爸带姊姊凯莉跟我
to this place called Flatirons for steak sandwiches.
去一家叫Flatirons的 吃牛排三明治
It was a family tradition.
算是我家的习俗
That's sometimes a good thing.
这应该是好事
But one year, we saw this commercial
某年,我们看到一个广告
for this place called The Enchanted Forest of Pizza.
一家叫"披萨魔幻森林"的
So the next Friday, my dad's loading us up into the car.
到了星期五 老爸要载我们出发时
We're like, "Daddy, we want to go to The Enchanted Forest of Pizza."
我们吵着说 "爹地,去披萨魔幻森林"
And he's like, "What are you talking about?
老爸有点不爽
"We always go for steak sandwiches."
"我们家一向吃牛排三明治"
But we just stay at him
但我们一直凹他
and we're whining, and we're badgering, and finally he relents.
闹啊缠的,最后他只好依我们
Nice. So, you win.
棒,所以你赢
You deviated from the plan in a really big way. That's good.
你大大改变了老规矩 满好的
33 people died of E. coli.
33人死于大肠杆菌
Including my father.
包括我老爸
Before he died, he looked at me and he said,
他临终前,看着我说..
"Adam, you did this."
"亚当,都是你"
No, he didn't.
他没这样说
Yes, he did,
真的有
with his eyes.
用眼神说
I don't think that that's what he meant with his eyes.
我不认为他的眼神 是那种意思
The point is that Kelly and I dealt with the guilt of this in very different ways.
重点是,这份罪恶感 带给凯莉跟我的影响截然不同
She went wild, right?
她变野,懂吧?
She didn't want to have control over anything.
任何事都非常随便
But I vowed to master the chaos,
我却变得一丝不苟
- to impose order. - Adam, I really don't think
- 规矩狂 - 亚当,我不认为..
that you can let a poison pizza ruin the rest of your life.
你该让一个毒披萨 毁了你一生
You got to embrace the chaos. You have to.
应该拥抱人生里的混乱 你必须这样
That way, life might just astonish you.
如此一来,人生才有趣味
- I had so much fun tonight. - I know!
- 今晚真开心 - 我知道
Fuck! Game on.
糟糕,游戏开始
- You look so hot, by the way. - Thanks.
- 你真迷人 - 谢谢
I said, start sucking, gaylord.
我叫你开始吹,玻璃王
- Yeah! Suck! - Suck that shit, man!
- 吹 - 吹那根
Suck! Suck! Suck!
吹,吹
Who are you people?
你们怎能这样?
God, who are you people?
天啊,你们怎能这样?
Let's get on with this. My fondue's getting cold.
快开始,豆浆快冷掉了
Choke on that horn, man!
整支吃下去
Oh!
Wow, good for you.
哇,壮观
I know, right?
我知道
It's like Gary Coleman's fucking forearm.
像盖瑞.柯曼的手臂 (按:黑人演员)
It's so black!
真黑
It's so impossibly black.
有够黑
- I love you, buddy. - Don't say that!
- 我爱你,兄弟 - 不要这样讲
I'm sorry, I do.
抱歉,我是爱你
No, no, no!
不,不
Hey, you.
嘿,这位
Maybe what you need isn't in here, after all.
也许你要的不在这里面
Maybe what you need has always been in here.
也许你要的,一直在这
- Really? - No.
- 是喔? - 不
The tub? Is it fixed yet?
澡盆,修好没?
Can be. Ready to go?
可以修,要走了?
Wait, go where?
等等,去哪?
To the room, check it out. I've got the part right here.
房间啊,你看,有零件了
Yeah. Yeah, let's go.
快走吧
- Let's go. - Right.
- 走吧 - 好
- Where did he go? - Who?
- 他人呢? - 谁?
This fucking guy.
这混蛋
Nicholas.
尼克
Nicky. Nicholas.
小尼克
Hey! There he is!
他醒了
- What? - What the fuck?
- 啥? - 啥鬼?
What? What?
啥?啥?
What, do I still have some on my face?
难道我脸上还有?
Oh, God!
天啊
Damn!
该死
Did you have pineapple today?
你今天有吃凤梨?
I can't go home. What the fuck?
没脸见人了,真是
I'm fucking with you, dude.
骗你的啦,老哥
It's hand soap.
是肥皂
Oh, my God. Relax.
天啊,别紧张
It's like you haven't seen a little come on your friend's face before, or something.
看你一副没看过 朋友脸上沾到豆浆的样子
What the fuck is wrong with you, man?
你他妈有啥毛病啊?
I'm just kidding. It's what friends do. God!
朋友之间开个玩笑嘛
You didn't?
你没有?
Gargle your hog? No, man.
吃你那根?没
After they pulled you off of me, me and Rick talked it out.
他们把你拉开之后 我跟瑞克说通了
He's actually a pretty cool guy.
他人其实满好
We have a lot in common. We both love tits and M鰐ley Cr黣.
我们有很多共通点 都喜欢女人跟克鲁小丑乐团
It's cool?
没事了?
Yeah, I just told him a bunch of shit that's gonna make him rich in the future.
我跟他讲了一堆 以后会让他赚很大
I saved the good stuff for us.
但最好康的留给我们
Let's go to the bar, plan our empire.
来去酒吧,计划我们的帝国
Fucking iPods, you know? Fucking Prius.
"唉怕",知道吧?不然丰田车
Match. com. Anything. com. Fucking Internet. com!
交友网站,包山包海网站 网路通吃网站
Fucking Zac Efron. Nobody invented him yet.
柴克艾佛隆,还没出生 (按:偶像男星)
What about Twitter? Whatever the fuck that is.
"推特"如何? 妈的管他是啥
Hey, we could combine Twitter with fucking Viagra.
对了,"推特"兼卖威而钢
Twitt-agra.
"推特而钢"
What's the matter, dude? Come on.
你怎么了?老哥
I'm sorry, man. I'm just preoccupied.
抱歉,我失神了
You just kind of down about being black and out of shape?
因为自己是黑人 身材又走样而沮丧?
What the fuck is wrong with you? No.
妈的你有毛病? 才不是
Because you look good, you know?
你看起来很好,知道吗?
This is a great time for black people.
这是属于黑人的伟大年代
I mean our time, not this time. This is a terrible time for black people.
我是说以后,不是现在 现在黑人不好过
I don't see one other black person in here.
没看到有其他黑人
Talk to me, man.
什么心事?老兄
I found out she fucking cheated.
我发现她劈腿
What? Courtney's fucking cheating on you?
啥?妈的柯妮敢欺骗你?
I gave her my life, I gave up my passion.
我人生给了她,为她放弃理想
And she's just out there...
而她竟然..
Why the fuck didn't you say something, man?
为什么不早说?
That's just it! I never see you guys anymore.
怎么说? 我再也碰不到你们
I don't have my music, I barely have friends.
我没了音乐,又几乎没朋友
Without Courtney,
要是柯妮也没了..
I'm nothing.
我什么都没了
You're just fucking Courtney's bitch right now.
妈的你成了柯妮的玩物
You need to be your own man, you know?
你得当你的大丈夫,懂吗?
"Nick Webber-Agnew"? What the fuck is that?
尼克.韦伯.艾纽? 搞屁啊
- It's terrible. - It doesn't work.
- 很糟 - 没用的
No. Nick Webber, that's who you are.
尼克.韦伯,这才是你
That's who I was.
那是以前的我
Maybe you gotta find him again.
也许你该找回以前的你
You know, she's getting hers, you go get yours.
你知道,她搞她的,你就搞你的
I can't, man.
我做不到,老兄
It means something to me to be married.
结婚对我来说,有它的意义
You're not fucking married. It's 1986.
你还没结婚啊,现在是1986
In my heart I am.
在我心里,我结婚了
Your heart's a fucking liar.
你那颗心是骗子
You know what? You know what you got to do?
可知道你该做啥?
What?
啥?
You gotta get your ass up on that stage.
上台去好好秀一下
You're right.
没错
- I'm gonna do it. - Yeah. Do it.
- 我要上了 - 上
Hey, hey, hey. Do it fucking quickly, okay?
要快点,好吗?
You better be at that fight with me. Don't leave me hanging this time.
你最好陪我去那场干架 这次别再放我鸽子
- I won't. I promise. - All right.
- 不会,我保证 - 那好
Hey, Adam. Fuck.
亚当,妈的
Guys?
兄弟?
You're good to go.
你可以走了
Holy shit. Really?
哇靠,真的?
Some sort of sticky liquid got into the crossover housing, I don't know.
某种黏黏的液体流进转换器 大概是吧
Must have had some nitratriminium in it.
一定含有硝酸三甲基氯化铵
It's Chernobly.
"奇摸补力"
Whatever it was, it ravaged the hell out of the electronics.
无论是啥,它把电子元件 搞得一团糟
Worked out for you and the boys, though.
你们喝了还满好的就是
Wait, hold on, are you saying that that's the key to the whole thing?
等等,你意思是 它就是关键
We need the Chernobly to get back?
用"奇摸补力"才能回去?
All I'm saying is, whatever your poison, I wouldn't tub without it.
我只是说,不管那有多毒 泡澡不能没有它
Especially after dawn.
尤其是天亮以后
It'd kill you to give me a straight answer?
直接回答是会死喔?
You know, you're kind of a dick.
真是混蛋一个
Hey, everybody, you ready to jam?
大家,准备摇摆?
All right.
好
Ladies and gentlemen, help me welcome to the stage
女士先生,跟我一起欢迎
Nick Webber!
尼克.韦伯
Hi.
It's been a long time.
好久不见
No, I'm never gonna dance again
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Jessie is a friend
Yeah, I know he's been a good friend of mine
But lately something's changed It ain't hard to define
Jessie's got himself a girl And I want to make her mine
These guys are dangerous. Look at this stuff.
那些人是危险份子 看看这些
Blaine, it looks like a skinny soda can.
布连,这只是比较瘦的 汽水罐吧
No, a soda-can bomb! This stuff's straight out of Moscow.
不,汽水罐炸弹,莫斯科原装
Let's go kick that Commie's ass!
来去海扁这些共产党
Chaz.
切兹
Shouldn't we call the cops or the FBI or something?
应该先报警或找调查局什么的?
No, we're gonna handle this internally.
不,我们要私下解决
I wish that I had
Jessie's girl
I wish that I had
Jessie's girl
Yeah
This song is from the future, but since you've been good,
这是未来的歌,但你们够热情
you get it early.
让你们提前享受
Just like we rehearsed.
照我们排过的
Let's get it started
in here
And the bass keep runnin'runnin' And runnin'runnin'
And runnin'runnin' And runnin'runnin'
In this context There's no disrespect
So when I bust my rhyme You break your necks
We got five minutes For us to disconnect
From all intellect Collect the rhythm effect
So lose your inhibition Follow your intuition
Free your inner soul And break away from tradition
'Cause when we beat out Girl, it's putting heat out
You wouldn't believe How we wow shit out
Burn it till it's burned out Turn it till it's turned out
Act up from north, west, east, south
Everybody, everybody Let's get into it
Get stupid Get it started
Get it started Get it started
Let's get it started Let's get it started in here
Everybody, everybody Let's get into it
Get stupid Get it started
Get it started, get it started Let's get it started
Hey, where's the Kodiak Club?
科迪亚俱乐部在哪?
Down the street, dude.
走下去就是,老弟
Okay. Okay, thank you.
好,谢了
Listen, me and my boys got some shit-kicking to do.
听着,我跟我兄弟 要去干一架
But this
但我们这个
ain't over.
还没完
Get out of my way, stool.
好狗不挡路,椅子
Transmit hits with no delusion
The feeling's irresistible And that's how we moving
Everybody Everybody
Let's get into it
That's my boy, right there.
我兄弟,台上那个
- The singer? - Yeah.
唱歌的?
Let's get it started
I'll be back. My friends are over there. I'll come right back.
我过去一下,朋友在那 马上回来
Lose control Of body and soul
Don't move too fast, people Just take it slow
I'm caught right in the middle of a thing right now,
我现在有事要忙
but can I text you later?
晚点给你简讯?
- Can you what? - Are you online at all?
- 给我啥? - 你会待在线上吗?
I have no idea what you're saying.
听不懂你在说啥
How do I get a hold of you?
怎么跟你联络?
You come find me.
来这找我呀
That just sounds
那样子..
exhausting.
多累啊
With no delusion
The feeling's irresistible And that's how we moving
There he is. Where are your boys?
来了喔,你兄弟呢?
I thought they were gonna hold your sack.
我以为他们会来帮你收尸
Let's kick his ass, Blaine.
来扁他,布连
Where are my fucking friends?
妈的我朋友勒?
Whoo-hoo! Let's get
Whoo-hoo! In here
Let's get Whoo-hoo!
While I get Whoo-hoo!
- You like that song? - Yeah, it's great.
- 好听吗? - 太棒了
It's gonna be a hit.
以后会大卖
And runnin'runnin' And runnin'runnin'
Thank you. Thank you.
谢谢大家
Yes.
赞
That was sweet.
太棒了
All right. All right, man.
好耶,老兄
Good to have you back, see you back up there, man.
真高兴看到你复出 重回舞台
Hey, it's coming back. I should have done this years ago.
感觉回来了,我早该这样
- Guys. Adam. Guys! - About time.
- 各位,亚当 - 时间差不多了
Did you see him? Did you see him rock out?
你有看到吗?他的劲爆表演?
Shut up! Okay, we gotta find the Chernobly to get out of here.
闭嘴,我们得找回奇摸补力 才能回去
- Chernobly? Why? - I don't know, exactly.
- 奇摸补力?为啥? - 我也不太清楚
But the repairman said it's got nitro-trainium...
修理工说它含有硝三..
- Nitratrinanium. - Thank you.
- 硝酸三甲基氯化铵 - 谢了
Or some shit in it that'll fix the time machine.
还是啥在里面,能修好时光机
- That makes sense. - Where's Lou?
- 有道理 - 阿卢呢?
Where is... What time is it?
他在..几点了?
Fuck! Fuck! Shit! Shit!
可恶,该死
Lou!
阿卢
- Where is he? - Fuck.
- 他人呢? - 该死
Oh, my God! We missed it again!
天啊,我们又没赶上
Well, where do you think he went?
你觉得他会去哪?
Same place as last time?
跟上次一样?
Keeps me together at the seams
I'm on my way
Shut up, you flamer!
闭嘴,死玻璃
I'm on my way
Hey, go home! Loser!
滚回家,废物
Hey, John Lennon gets shot!
约翰.蓝侬会被枪杀
Wait, did that already happen?
还是他已经死了? (按:已过6年)
Lou!
阿卢
Whoo!
They made it, everybody! Best friends in the world!
看看,他们来了 全世界最够义气的朋友
Almost just in time!
几乎准时
My buddies.
我的好兄弟
Fucking Chimney Point, right? Here we are.
妈的温馨小木屋,到了
Bottle of scotch, end of the night.
威士忌狂欢夜
Where were you?
你们在忙啥?
We were just... We came...
我们只是..我们..
Not tonight. Every fucking night.
不是今晚,是妈的每一晚
Huh? What happened? We were gonna do shit together, man.
怎么了?不是说好有福同享
We were gonna conquer the fucking world. Me and you.
有难同当,你我一起
And then you cut me off.
结果放我鸽子
What was I gonna do, man?
你要我怎么办?
I was gonna let you drag me down into your bullshit, Lou?
让你惹事再拖我下水,阿卢?
Yeah. Yes, because that's what friends do.
对呀,这才叫朋友
No, they don't, man!
不,那不叫朋友
Because then there's two people stuck in the bullshit
那只是让你惹的鸟事..
instead of your sorry ass.
多一个替死鬼
You should stick by your friends through thick and thin!
你应该跟朋友同甘共苦
Okay, great. I got two things to say to you.
很好,两件事告诉你
- Okay. - Okay?
- 说吧 - 很好
Number one, I hate you.
第一,我恨你
- Got it. - Our friendship means nothing.
- 了解 - 我们的友情狗屁不值
All right, is that the first thing or the second thing?
这是第一件还第二件?
What? No, clearly that's still part of the first thing.
啥?这明显还是第一件
- I mean, am I the asshole? - Did you get that?
- 难道混蛋的是我? - 你们有听懂吗?
- No, I didn't get it. I thought... - He didn't get it.
- 不是很懂,我.. - 他没听懂
He said A and B...
他说A跟B..
Let's agree to disagree about the "first" thing.
到底为止,我是说第一件
Lou, where is the Chernobly? We need it to get back.
阿卢,奇摸补力呢? 要靠它回去
"Where's the Chernobly at, Lou?"
奇摸补力呢?阿卢
That's all you ever fucking care about.
妈的你们只在乎这个
It's the first time he mentioned it.
这下他不要回去了
Yeah, and even if we had mentioned it before,
是呀,虽然我们讲好了
it's kind of a fucking big deal, okay? I wanna go home.
妈的这很大条,好吗? 我想回家
Come on, Lou. Let's talk about this inside.
来吧,阿卢,我们进屋谈
- You got no shoes on. It's cold out. - Who took my fucking shoe?
- 你没穿鞋,很冷的 - 谁弄掉我的鞋?
Blaine apparently beat your shoe off of you,
当然是你被打到 连鞋都掉了
which I don't even know how that could fucking happen.
我真他妈不敢相信
Okay, fuck it! Fuck you, fuck you and fuck you!
好啊,去它的 去你的,去你的
- Easy, man. - Whoa, Lou!
- 别激动,老兄 - 阿卢
I got you.
抓住你了
Oh, my God!
天啊
- Is Lou dead? - Shit!
阿卢死了?
There he is.
喔没死
I can't hold on.
我抓不住了
- Yes, you can! - Yes, you can hang on!
- 你可以的 - 没错,撑住
- I'm slipping. - No, hold on.
- 我在往下滑 - 撑住
No, Nick. Hold on. Guys!
不,尼克,撑住啊
Phil! Phil!
菲尔,是你
Oh, fuck!
哇靠
We're dead! This is how it happens! This is how he loses it!
我们死定了,他的手 一定是这样断的
Fuck it!
真该死
Fuck it, we're dead men! Just let me go.
我们死定了,放掉我
Lou, be positive.
阿卢,乐观点
The roof is scraping my nut!
蛋蛋快烂了
Damn, you strong.
哇靠,你真够力
All right.
好了
You're all right? I'm glad you guys are all right.
你们没事吧? 很高兴你们都没事
My fault.
我的错
Why do you do shit like that?
妈的你干嘛那样?
- I'm sorry! Jesus! - Thank you, Phil.
- 抱歉啦 - 谢了,菲尔
All right, here's the second fucking thing, okay?
听好,这是第二件
Blaine's got the Chernobly.
奇摸补力在布连手上
Let's just get it from him, so we can get back to the present
来去抢回来,我们就能回到未来
so I can start never seeing you bitches again.
然后我又再也不必看到 你们这些贱人
- Hey, hey, hey, hey! - Hey.
I was looking for you. Where'd you go?
一直在找你,去哪了?
I had to go... My friend got in trouble, but I had to...
我必须..朋友有难,但..
I'm leaving right now.
我要走了
You're leaving right now?
现在?
- Yeah. - That's not good.
不要啦
I told you, I had two hours. I gotta go.
说过了,我只剩两小时,没办法
Uncle Adam, come on! Who the fuck is that chick?
亚当舅,快 妈的那小妞是谁?
Do you wanna come with me?
跟我一起走如何?
- Get her fax number and let's go. - Come on.
- 要个传真号码嘛 - 快
- I can't. - Yes, you can.
- 没办法 - 可以的
You can do whatever you want, man. It's your life.
你想做什么都可以 你自己的人生
- I want to. - Good. Then come on.
- 我很想 - 很好,走吧
But I can't because my friends need me and I gotta show up for them,
但我朋友需要我,不能丢下他们
so I really can't.
实在没办法
Okay.
了解
So what are we... I mean, do we...
那,我们之间..我是说..
- What happens? - I don't know.
- 我们是? - 我不知道
I'm not really making any plans.
还没有什么计划
I'm just sort of letting the universe surprise me, right?
就让宇宙来惊喜我,对吧?
I like that. I like that a lot. That's the sign of a happy man.
说得好,太好了 像个快乐的人
April, let's go!
艾萝,上车啦
Shit.
糟糕
Maybe the universe will bring us together again.
也许宇宙会让我们重逢
I hope.
希望如此
Casanova, let's do this!
情圣,快走啦
Just turn it around and keep it running, okay?
掉个头,不要熄火,好吗?
Yeah, sure thing.
没问题
Okay. You go this way, I'll go this way?
你走这,我走这?
No, I'm gonna do the opposite of everything you say.
不,你说东,我就西
Great.
很好
(禁区,禁止进入)
Wonder which one's Blaine's room.
猜猜布连的房间是?
Housekeeping.
打扫房间
Go, go, go.
上,上
Let's try in here. Where is it?
这里吗?到底在哪?
Come on! Come on, come on.
快呀,快呀
Panties, panties, panties!
小裤裤,小裤裤
What the fuck are you doing?
妈的你在干嘛?
Why don't you shut your slut mouth and mind your own fucking business?
闭上你的骚嘴,少管闲事
You disgust me.
讨厌你
I love how much you hate you.
就喜欢你这种贱人
Thank you.
谢了
- They're here, come on. - Fuck!
- 他们来了,快 - 干
"Fuck" as in, "The Chernobly's here and we're all good"?
干的意思是,找到了 我们没事了?
No, "fuck" as in, "fuck!"
不,干就是干
Where's Nick?
尼克呢?
Admit it! You sucked his balls, you licked his booty,
承认吧,你吹他喇叭,舔他屁股
you sucked his toes.
还舔他脚趾
Was his dick bigger than mine?
他老二有比我大吗?
You wore the heels, didn't you?
你穿高跟鞋跟他干,对吧?
Admit it, bitch!
承认啊,贱人
There's gonna be some changes, all right?
该做些改变了,对吧?
First, I'm dropping "Agnew" from my name.
首先,我不再挂你的姓
No more hyphenate.
取消连接符号
Next, I'm getting back on stage. I'm going back to music because I jam.
其次,我要重回舞台 回去玩音乐,因为我很行
But you wouldn't know nothing about that
反正你也不在乎
because you're probably somewhere sucking a motherfucker's dick!
因为你忙着吹喇叭
Excuse me?
不好意思
Hang up the phone, Jerry. This shit don't concern you.
你走开,杰瑞 不关你的事
How do you know my name?
你怎么知道我名字?
Hang up the phone, motherfucker! This is between me and my wife!
走开,妈的混蛋 这是我跟我老婆的事
Hey! Give me that phone!
电话给我
Give him the phone, Nick.
电话给我,尼克
I know what I'm doing. I know what I'm doing!
我很理智,我很理智
No, you don't, man. Let it go! Let it go, man.
理智个屁,放手,放手
Wrong number. But you're a bad girl and you hurt him.
打错了,不过 你有个坏女儿,伤害人家
Were you just yelling at your 9-year-old wife?
你在骂才9岁的老婆?
Yes.
对
God damn it. I'm gonna go nuclear on these guys.
该死的,我要核平那些家伙
They couldn't have gone far, man.
他们走不远的,老兄
Lou! Come on, we gotta go.
阿卢,快,该走了
- Hey. - Hey.
Mom?
妈?
Hey, did you find the Chernobly?
奇摸补力,找到没?
You motherfucker!
你他妈的
- Where did he go? - Jacob?
- 他人呢? - 杰克?
- What the fuck? - What's happened?
- 搞屁啊? - 搞啥?
Oh, my God. I get it.
天啊,我知道了
- I'm his father. - What?
- 我是他爹 - 啥?
Wait, so what do we do?
那该怎办?
Oh, my God.
天啊
Hit that.
干这个
You finish this.
做完
Okay.
好
Lay down. We got a stupid baby to make right now.
躺好,我们得制造个笨小孩
I'm back inside of you.
我又进入了
I can't believe I'm fucking Adam's sister!
不敢相信,我在干亚当的姊姊
I'm doing it! I'm doing it!
我干,我干
It's gonna take me a while 'cause I'm a little drunk.
可能要再等一下 我有点喝醉
Oh, no, it's not. Here I come.
不,不用,来了
Oh, my God, I'm gonna come! I'm gonna...
天啊,要来了..
Oh, Shia LaBeouf!
转动喷洒
Dropping loads!
汁多味美
So much fucking semen. Little tiny Jacobs!
整大碗豆浆,才一小只杰克
There's my boy.
我的小男孩
It was so beautiful. You sack of shit!
真美妙..你他妈混蛋
I knew there was a reason I fucking hated you.
以前我不知为啥讨厌你
And now I know why.
现在知道了
I'm gonna tell everybody in prison that I traveled back in time
我要在监狱里跟大家说 我回到过去..
to kill my own father!
杀了我老爸
- Jacob, get off him. Come on! - Time out, young man.
- 杰克,快放手 - 时间到,小鬼
Get the fuck off of me! You're a fucking dead man!
- 滚开 - 你死定了
- Jacob! - Nobody fucks my mother in the past!
- 杰克 - 谁也不准在从前干我老妈
I feel pregnant.
我好像怀孕了
You're welcome.
不客气
You Commies looking for this?
你们这些共产党,找这个?
- Yes, actually. - Yes, we are.
- 没错 - 是的
That's what we're looking for.
就是这东西
You think we could get that back?
可以还给我们吗?
No, you may not.
不可以
But bad news for you, sport. I'm a patriot.
坏消息,废人,我很爱国
And I'm not about to let some Ruskie fucks come into my town
不容许老俄跑来我家..
and blow shit up with some red-soda-can bomb.
用红汽水罐炸翻我们
Just give it to us, turtleneck.
还给我们,包茎人
Yeah, okay, you can have it back.
好啊,可以还你
As long as that sack over there comes and takes it from me.
只要那个废人,从我手上拿走
- I think he's talking about you. - He's talking about you.
- 我想他是指你 - 他在说你
He's obviously talking about me.
当然是说我
Blaine, hello.
布连,你好啊
Um...
Can I please get the soda back?
请把汽水还我好吗?
Yeah, sure you can.
当然
Oh.
Okay.
好
Fuck me in the face.
敢打我脸
Get him a body bag, Blaine!
把他打到死,布连
Give us a minute, okay?
给我们一分钟,好吗?
Listen to me, man.
听我说,兄弟
That guy, that guy has pummeled you again and again.
那家伙一次又一次扁你
He made you his little bitch.
你简直成了他小马子
He's humiliated you, emasculated you.
他侮辱你,阉割你
The wheel of fate has stopped and dumped you here again,
命运把你送回这里
utterly defeated.
彻底失败
None of this is helping me at all.
这些话完全没用啊
I know, it's coming. It's coming right now.
我知道,快了,就快了
Patience.
要有耐心
Maybe you're supposed to do something different.
也许你该做点不一样的
What is this, girl talk? Let's go here, come on.
搞屁啊,三姑六婆吗? 过来
You're better than him.
你比他强
America!
美国必胜
Maybe not by a lot, but a little.
也许不是强很多,一点而已
You're the patron saint of the totally fucked.
你是弱者的守护神
You're completely toxic. There's nothing you can't kill.
你完全走火入魔,能干掉 任何东西
You're the fucking Violator!
你是他妈的坏份子
The moment's over. Let's go!
谢谢收看,快
You can do this! You can get us the fuck out of here!
你可以的 你能让我们离开这
You can be the hero!
英雄就是你
Enrique-fucking-Iglesias.
妈的情歌王子
You love that song, don't you?
你喜欢他的歌,对吧?
I love that fucking song!
真他妈喜欢
Give me your best shot. Come on, buddy.
来用力一点,快啊
I can be your hero, baby
I can kiss away the pain
I will stand by you forever
You can take my breath away
Shit.
糟
God damn it! None of what you said worked at all.
可恶,你们说的完全没用
Let's kick these guys' ass, get the shit and go home.
扁他们,拿东西走人
Done.
没问题
No, no!
不
Fuck you! Feels so good!
去你的,真爽
The Chernobly.
奇摸补力
Martina Navratilova.
Martina Navratilova (按:捷克网球女将)
Smirnoff Ice.
Smirnoff Ice (按:酒名)
That's right, we are Russians! Spies.
对,我们是俄国间谍
Yeah, because I was just speaking Russian.
对,因为我刚在说俄语
He pulls that top, and this whole fucking place blows.
罐子一开,这里会被炸翻
You guys count backwards from 50, then pull up the carpet and jump around.
你们从50开始倒数 然后收起地毯,青蛙跳
Or I'll fuck you up.
否则我炸翻你们
Hi, Phil. Can we go back to the hotel, lodge?
菲尔,可以载我们回旅馆?
- Sure. - Thank you so much.
- 没问题 - 非常感谢
- Five, four, three... - Blaine, please stop counting.
- 五,四,三.. - 布连,拜托别数了
Chaz, this is an Acorn 5 situation.
切兹,这是第五级紧急状况
If we stop counting, they're gonna blow us sky-high.
如果不数,他们会炸翻我们
Look, if it is a bomb, they've got it with them, all right?
听我说,如果那真是炸弹 也被他们带走了
If anyone's gonna blow up, it's them.
会被炸翻的,是他们
Chaz, stop!
切兹,别说了
How long did our talking just take?
我们刚说了多久?
I don't know. I wasn't keeping track.
不知,我没在算
Fuck it, let's risk it! Move out!
不管了,碰运气吧,出动
Now that you're with me, you gotta cover up your belly.
你跟我混,最好顾好肚子
Let's get the fuck out of here.
来离开这吧
What are you talking about? We only had sex once.
你在说啥?我们才上床一次
Let's go. Come on. Kelly, you can talk about it later.
走吧,快 凯莉,那些事再说
- You guys are all right? - Thank you, Phil. Enjoyed it.
- 你们都没问题吧? - 谢了,菲尔,很好玩
Have a good rest of your vacation.
祝你们剩下的假期愉快
We'd love to have you come back here to the Silver Peaks Lodge.
诚挚欢迎再度光临 银峰旅馆
- Thanks. Bye-bye. - Thanks, Phil. Take care.
- 谢了,再见 - 谢了,菲尔,保重
Be careful.
注意安全
Hey, watch out!
小心
God, you guys see that?
天啊,你们有看到吗?
Come on, man!
搞屁啊
Why would you fucking take that from me?
你干嘛不让我看?
I didn't take it from you.
我没有不让你看
You guys...
你们..
Oh, my God!
天啊
It happened! It happened!
发生了,发生了
Why the fuck are you laughing? Gross!
妈的你笑啥 恶
Man down, man down! Code 11.
有人倒下,情况代号11
All right, everybody grab your gear, we gotta move!
大家拿好东西,要走了
Later, Kelly.
后会有期,凯莉
Bye, Mom. Love you. Don't do drugs, okay?
再见,老妈,爱你 别再瞌药,好吗?
Hey, bye.
掰
Aren't you coming to my room with me?
你不跟我一起回房间?
No, I gotta take my clothes off and get in a hot tub with these guys.
不,我要脱衣服 跟他们一起洗澡
Then I'm totally over you.
那我再也不理你
Kelly, listen. It's been an interesting trip.
凯莉,听着,这趟旅行真有趣
You're my sister and I love you.
我是我老姊,我爱你
I love you, too.
我也爱你
And don't steal that Caboodle makeup thing from JCPenney
不要在百货公司偷化妆品
and you won't do any hard time.
就不会有啥大问题
I'll see you in 20 years.
20年后见
Uh. You're giving me a ride in the morning, right?
明早你会载我一程,对吧?
Hallelujah!
赞美上帝
Cannonball!
炮弹来也
Yeah! Let's get this party started!
让派对开始吧
Young blood.
小伙子你来
Holy shit!
哇靠
Hey, look, it's happening.
看,出现了
Here it comes!
出现了
Hurry up. I can see the '90s.
快,我看到90年代了
Why are you taking off your clothes?
你脱衣服干嘛?
I don't know, man. It just feels right, you know?
不知道,就是一种感觉
Fuck it.
上吧
Adam! Adam! I'm not gonna go!
亚当,我不走了
- What? - I'm gonna stay!
- 啥? - 我要留下
Don't fuck around, Lou. Let's go!
别闹了,阿卢,走吧
I'm good here, man.
我在这很好,兄弟
I had a good day! I beat the shit out of that guy, finally!
今天过得很爽 我海扁那家伙一顿,终于
I fucked your sister!
还干了你老姊
I could be a good dad!
我会是个好爸爸
I love you, Jacob!
我爱你,杰克
Fuck you!
去你妈的
Little scamp. They say the damndest things, man.
小鬼头,就是爱顶嘴
Come on, Lou, let's go! We'll talk about it when we get home!
快啦,阿卢,走吧 先回去再说
I was trying to kill myself!
我是要自杀没错
I know, man. That's why we came here!
我知道,所以我们才来这
If I go back, I'm just gonna kill myself all over again, man.
如果我回去,我会一直自杀
- I can't. - You're gonna stay?
- 我不要那样 - 你要留下?
Guys, let's go.
两位,快啊
All right, well, if you're gonna stay, I'm gonna stay!
好,你留下,我也留下
You'd really do that for me?
你要为我那样做?
We're best friends! If you're staying, I'm staying!
我们是最好的朋友 你留下,我也留下
Your bullshit's my bullshit, right?
有福同享,有难同当 对吧?
I'm your best friend?
我是你最好朋友?
You are one of my best friends!
最好的朋友之一
- I'll take that! - Where you going on me?
- 我会记得 - 要带我去哪?
Thank you!
谢了
Oh, my God!
天啊
All right, man. Come on!
好,就这样
Holy shit.
我靠
This better be the last time my ass travels through time.
这最好是最后一次
Oh...
It is so good to see you.
见到你真好
Are we rolling?
开拍了吗?
Welcome back, bitches!
欢迎回来,贱人们
Is that Lou?
那是阿卢?
What took you so long? All right, zoom out.
怎么这么慢?好,拉远 (坏份子号)
Yeah, that's a weird hair choice.
什么怪发型
Uh-oh. Look what Daddy did.
看老爹我做了啥
He looks like a lion.
像只狮子
Oh, hi. Didn't see you there.
没注意你在这
Here's a question.
有个问题
Was it morally wrong for me to exploit my knowledge of the future
利用对未来的了解 让自己荷包满满
for personal financial gain?
我算不道德吗?
Perhaps.
也许吧
Here's another question.
再一个问题
Do I give a fuck?
我会在乎吗?
That's my father.
他是我老爸
Hey, check out my girl.
来看看我马子
You burned the fucking crab cakes again.
妈的你又把蟹饼烤焦了
No, I didn't burn them because I like them that way!
不是烤焦,是我爱吃这样的
I fucking hate you, Louis.
妈的我恨你,阿卢
I hate you, too, baby.
我也恨你,宝贝
I love that woman, man.
我爱这女人,兄弟
Those are my parents.
我的老爸老妈
But seriously, a lot has changed.
说正经的,变化很大
So, whatever happens, stay the fuck calm.
所以,无论如何,保持冷静
It'll all make sense soon.
很快就能里解了
Good morning.
早
Holy shit, Phil, you got both your arms.
哇靠,菲尔,你两只手都在
Oh. Yeah, I do.
是啊
That's incredible.
不可思议
Yeah, what happened was a snowplow came along
是这样的,一辆扫雪车过来
and it took my arm right off.
撞掉我一只手
But the ski patrol came along and they put it on ice.
但巡逻员来帮忙,把断手冰起来
Blaine and Chaz. Blaine and Chaz saved his arm!
布连跟切兹,他们救了他
We got 15 minutes before that thing dies, all right.
15分钟内,不然这东西会死掉
We're gonna put that back on you!
我们会帮你接回去
I'm pretty happy.
我真开心
It looks great.
看起来很好
Anyhow, I have instructions on how to get home.
总之,我这有指示图 带你们回家
- We know how to get home. - Yeah. We know...
- 我们知道怎么回家 - 对,我们知道..
Mr. Dorchen anticipated that you might say that,
卢先生预料到你们 会这样说
so I took the liberty of printing up some Lougle maps for you.
所以我帮你们 印了几张卢哥地图
- You mean "Google"? - Lougle maps.
- 你是说"谷歌"? - 卢哥地图
What's the matter with you guys?
你们怎么了啊?
Fuck me.
打死我吧 (卢哥)
So, Phil, if you wanna find, you know, like porno
那,菲尔,如果你想找.. 比如说A片
or a restaurant review or anything like that, you use Lougle?
或是餐厅介绍什么的 用"卢哥"找?
Correct.
正确
I bet he's on the Statue of Liberty and shit, too.
我看连自由女神什么的 都有他的名字
You want me to go in there?
你要我进去这里面?
That's what it says on the map.
地图是这样说的
Call me later.
晚点打给我
Hello.
哈啰
Welcome back, Mr. Webber. How was your time away?
欢迎回来,韦伯先生 假期如何?
(韦伯音乐工作室)
Uh...
Hey, how was the trip?
旅行如何?
Good.
很好
Letting the days go by
Let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by
Water flowing underground
Into the blue again
After the money's gone
Once in a lifetime
Water flowing underground
Motherfucker.
哇靠
Nick?
尼克
Baby, how was your weekend? I wasn't expecting you today.
宝贝,周末假期如何? 你提早回来了
Baby. Baby. I got something to tell you.
宝贝,有些事想跟你说
I know about what you did with a guy named Steve.
你知道你跟那个史帝的事
Steve? Our receptionist?
史帝?我们的接待员?
That Tyrese-looking motherfucker out there?
外个那个混蛋小白脸?
Baby, wait a minute. What are you talking about?
宝贝,等等,你在说啥?
You think I'm fooling around?
你觉得我劈腿?
First of all, I would never screw around.
首先,我决不做这种事
And you remember I told you about that crazy wrong number
记得我跟你说过的 那通怪电话?
I got when I was nine.
在我9岁时
- That man was so... - I love you, Courtney.
- 那真是.. - 我爱你,柯妮
I love you so much.
非常爱你
I love you, too, Nick Webber.
我也爱你,尼克.韦伯
Nick Webber?
尼克.韦伯?
That's your name.
你的名字啊
Yeah, it is my name.
对,我的名字
- Yeah. - You know my name. Say it again.
你知道我的名字,再说一次
Nick
尼克
- Webber. - Yeah.
韦伯
Grab that. I'll take this one.
你拿那个,我拿这个
Hey, Mom. I made you a drink.
妈,帮你拿了喝的
Is there alcohol in that?
里面有酒精吗?
Yeah, I believe there's still alcohol in scotch.
我想威士忌 应该还是有酒精
Talk about your lost weekend, huh?
不只是一个周末,对吧?
I know, right? Man.
是啊,兄弟
Hey, family.
一家人
What are you faggots talking about?
你们两个呆瓜在说啥?
My two handsome men.
我的两个帅哥
Let me get you another drink, Dad.
帮你再倒一杯,老爸
Daddy's little buddy.
爹地的小兄弟
You know what I can't believe?
可知我最难相信的?
I can't believe we're all here.
就是我们都在这
I can't believe we all made it.
不敢相信我们都成功了
Made it together.
一起成功
- A toast. - A toast.
- 敬酒 - 敬酒
Approximately three days ago, or 20 years,
大约三天前,或20年前
depending on your understanding of the time-space continuum, Jacob,
看你怎么理解时空连贯,杰克
sitting here with you guys would have been my worst nightmare.
跟你们坐在这 是我最不想要的恶梦
It's true.
真的
But I can honestly say right now
但现在我要真心地说
I'm very happy to be right here in this moment with you,
真的很高兴在此时此地 跟你们相聚
- my best friends. - Hear, hear.
- 最好的朋友们 - 见证,见证
- To friends. - And family.
- 敬朋友 - 还有家人
All right. Cheers!
好,干杯
To past, present and future.
敬过去,现在,未来
Cheers!
干杯
- So, "Lougle," huh? - Yeah.
那个,卢哥?
Lougle. Just this multibillion-dollar thing I did for a while.
卢哥,最近让我赚了几十亿 没什么
My real passion's music, though. So pissed the band broke up.
音乐才是我的兴趣 虽然很气乐团解散了
Band? What band were you ever in?
乐团?你参加过啥乐团?
卢哥小丑乐团,甜蜜家园 (按:原为"克鲁小丑")
You know I'm a dreamer
But my heart's of gold
I had to run away high
So I wouldn't come home low
Just when things went right
Doesn't mean they were always wrong
Just take this song and you'll never feel
Left all alone
Take me to your heart
Feel me in your bones
Just one more night
And I'm coming off this long and winding road
I'm on my way
Home sweet home
Tonight, tonight
I'm on my way
Home sweet home
You know that I've seen
Too many romantic dreams
Up in lights
falling off the silver screen
My heart's like an open book
For the whole world to read
Sometimes nothing keeps me together
at the seams
I'm on my way
Home sweet home
Yeah
I'm on my way
Just set me free
Home sweet home