开始了 你先来吧 Here starts me,I'll let you go first.
大家好 我是Dana Dearmond Hi, I'm Dana Dearmond. 注释：右边的姐姐是个著名AV女优,出演了大量深♂喉♂类型的小电影（不要问我是怎么知道的）
我是Alix Lynx I am Alix Lynx 注释：抱歉，此优不认识+_+
嗨大家好 我是Skin Diamond Hi,I am Skin Diamond. 注释：小狼阅片数量有限，此优也不认识 = =
我将会在这根冰棍的协助下 向您展示如何正确的吹♂管 And I am gonna be showing actually how go give a proper blow job with this lovely Popsicle.
你准备好解锁新姿势了吗 Are you ready to...give some head?(不确定)
那必须滴 Absolutely.
我的比较大 因为老娘是职业选手 I got the bigger one,because I am the professional!
我的比较小 因为人家什么都不懂呢 And I got the little one cause I'm not.
你要知道 这是要与一根JJ在嘴里啪啪啪 Do you really wanna...you know you wanna make love to the cock in your mouth.
你一定不想让自己感到这样做太无聊 cause you don't wanna like...I'm bored
你甚至可以这样做 You can even like...yeah...exactly.
千万别把丁丁咬下来 我认为没有爷们会喜欢的 Don't bite this dick off though.I don't think any guy want that.
啊...嗯嗯..呃... @#￥%……&8
就像狂欢派对上的小丑那样 把嘴巴周围都涂满 Like your clown at a carnival game ,make your mouth like
尽量把嘴撑到最大 big as possible
让丁丁上沾满湿湿的唾液 男人都喜欢这样 Get it sloppy,guys like it sloppy.
有的人就喜欢干一点 不过... Well ,some like dry,but....
是呀 我感觉越♂湿♂越好呢 Yeah,I feel like,the wetter the better.
嗯哼 Uh huh
如果你能让丁丁进入到你的喉咙深处 If you can get it to the back of your throat,
然后你就可以伸出舌头舔蛋蛋了 and then you can stick you tongue out and lick the balls.
天啦撸 好吓人 Oh shit...wow...
啊啊...嗯...嗯... @#￥%……&
如果你做了什么了不得的事情 让男人爽的哭爹喊娘直翻白眼 Like If you do something and they are like "@#$%*OH MY GOD" and their eyes start rolling back
那么 无论如何你都不要停 then keep doing what ever it is that you are doing
-你的扁桃体处理好了吗 -是的 -Do you solve tonsils? -Yes
如果你把它们切除了 后面就有更大的空间来容纳丁丁 If you get rid of them ,there ill be more room back there.
又涨了一个新姿势 Good to know
这个冰棍太美味了 This is actually delicious
丁丁口味的冰棍 正合我意 Popsicle flavor dick, I'll be cool with that.
丁丁的形状千变万化 Dick shape various...
是啊 有的人的丁丁就像是弯弯的糖果 Yeah,someone like candy cans... 注释：candy can是一种糖果，末端有一个180度的弯曲
卧槽 我读书少 你特么在逗我 Yo,what?
所以我现在就是被蓝色的精♂液包裹住了 So like I have Smurf jizz all over me righ now?
差不多就是这个意思 Kind of.
不过还真有一部蓝精灵的同人AV 所以可能某人会XXX But there is a Smurf porn,so someone out there (没听清) it.
Oh my god, brand freeze【不确定】
好疼呀 It hurts.
当一根丁丁捅你的嘴 你的脸就像这个样子 Does shape like on the side of your face...like...
你可以那么做呀 Yeah,you can do that.
他们为什么会做这个 我绝对不会给任何男人做这个 Why do they do that?I wouldn't do that for anybody.
他们是谁 光照派嘛 你在说些什么呀 They?...the illuminati?What are you talking about?
如果他们的丁丁真的很小 那你就假装喉咙被塞住了 像是这样 If they are really small, just pretend to gag,like...@#$%&
天啦撸 你好雄伟 人家都喘不上气了啦 Oh my god,you are choking me!!
@...#...￥...%...&...*...
嗯 我喜欢这样 慢慢的吸出来 Yeah,I like this! Sucking it out afterwards...
人家从来没有做过这样的事啦 I've never done this before!!
What if you like give someone mushroom stanm blake【没听清】
你说啥 这是不是也有点 菇凉你是不是（）来的 What?Is it just little...are you from 【没听清】county?
不是呀 No
你到底是哪个山头来的 Where are you from?【地名没听清】
-妹子 看来你是深得吹♂管之精髓啊 -哎哟 真的嘛 -You know well how to blow job girl -Oh shit,really?
-干杯 -干杯 -Cheers! -Cheers!
为了JB To dick!
【完全不确定】If you goes all day and he hasn't take a shower and when she eye counter her lifetime,it's really gross.
没有什么比嘴里含着两颗黏糊糊的蛋蛋更恶心的事了 it was like...there's nothing like having a pair of sweaty balls in your mouth.
汉子们都喜欢自己的丁丁被别人亲吻 所以她们喜欢弄出夸张的亲吻声音 Guys loving it when you kiss them on the dick ,that's why they always like making kissing noises, outside 【没听清】
如果他们仅仅想爽一发就走 那千万别让他们射在你嘴里 If they are a very...nothing but fast food,do not let them cum in your mouth.
有男人有这个姿势的时候 我都要哭了 I'm crying 【没听清】 guys like that.
哭了 好吧我想试试 Crying?Alright,I'll try that.
妹子你在吹♂管方面方面天赋异禀啊 想必已经是阅鸟无数了 You have really great instincts with this,I think you've probably suck like ,ten thousands of times.
别说了啦 Stop it!
-难道不是吗 -当然不是啦 我的意思是我曾经尝试过 -You didn't? -No!!I mean I've tried.
很多汉纸 他们是无法忍受自己的丁丁碰到别人的丁丁 See,a lot of guys though, they gay weird out of the dick touch,
然而 当姐姐我在拍摄过程中 有些时候我知道他们不喜欢这样 但我还是把他们的丁丁在嘴里使劲挤在一起 实在太好玩了 But I mean when I perform sometimes, even I know they don't like it,i'do that....that's funny!
冰棍很光滑啊 Really smoother...
-额滴神呐 -骚瑞 -Oh god... -Sorry
呃 姐姐我还没经历过这种情况呢 我现在不知道该怎么办 I'm not used to...I don't know how to...
冠状沟是丁丁一个神奇的部位 这里是产生高潮的源泉 Dick's pits are ... wonderful product ,it's local of orgasm, it's on natural
你能一次含住两根丁丁啊 You take two dick?
真的假的 你能同时给两根丁丁玩深♂喉 Really?You deep throat two?
当嘴里含着一根丁丁的时候 给别人做指导 不是一个很好的体验 It's hard time giving instruction with cock in your mouth...
玩深♂喉必须要有长度才够爽 把手伸进来 It's gonna be longer to deep throat it.Open it in there.
妈妈咪呀 好恶心 Ewwwwwww！
那哥们喜欢深♂喉 就是那个正在摄像的猥琐男 He likes D-TH!The guy behind the camera likes D-TH!
吹爆大♂屌 享受人生之巅 Suck life's dick!
说的太对了 吹爆大♂屌 享受人生之巅\ Yeah!!Suck life's dick!!
今天跟姐姐我学习了这么多吹♂管姿势 感觉怎么样 是不是已经升级为职业选手 How do you feel about blow jobs,?Are you professional now?
在您的精心指导下 我感到自己的功力又上一层楼 Well,with your tow glitch,I'm definitely getting there.
人家现在有点兴奋哦 也想试试这个姿势呢 I'm kinda excited to try that ,may be.
你懂得 我敢肯定有一些磕了药的汉纸愿意达成你这个心愿的 Well you know,I'm sure there's people on crack out there would love to help you out with that.
我认为你完全不需要指导 无师自通啊 I don't think you need me at all.You are good !
我滴妈咪原来教过我 所以你懂得 My mom taught me well ,that's...
哇哦 你妈咪真变态哦 Oh,that's kinky.
那么我们今天都学到了哪些姿势呢 So what have we learned today?
我知道了 我可以随意摧毁一根冰棍 I learned I can destroy a Popsicle.
如果你全身心投入 你甚至可以摧毁一根丁丁 You can destroy a dick too,if you apply yourself.
只要你心存信仰 任何JB在你面前都是浮云 If you believe ,you can destroy any dick you want.
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