我马上到 I'll be there.
十 九 八 七 Ten, nine, eight, seven,
六 五 四 six, five, four,
三 二 一 three, two, one,
零 zero.
我知道我没必要跟你说这个 I know I don't have to tell you this,
但我们今晚要干好一点 but we need a good one tonight.
比过去的都要好 More than ever.
迪卡唱片公司的瑞克 盖布勒现在应该来了 Rick gabler from decca is supposed to show up.
这是我们千载难逢的好机会 This could be our chance to be signed by a big label.
这会是我们表现的好机会 This is going to be our kind of audience.
所以我们来惊艳他们吧 So, let's give them what they want.
好的 All right.
还有格伦 如果你唱歌的时候 And Glen, if you could try not to touch yourself
手不要乱摸那就最好了 while you're singing, that would be great.
什么 What?
但这是我的标志性动作 强尼 But it's my signature move, jonny.
你知道的 You know it.
老实说吧 伙计 大家都觉得很恶心 Honestly, mate, it makes everyone feel sick.
求你别做了 Please don't do it.
他们都很喜欢 强尼 They love it, jonny!
你其实很喜欢的 You like it, really.
其实这比音乐更有价值 That's worth more than music, actually.
这是我们的大日子 This is our fucking day.
我们使出浑身解数吧 Let's give 100% out there.
好了 开始吧 All right, let's do this!
给我们个吻 Give us a kiss.
这样 保罗 我知道我说过两个星期 Look, Paul, i know I said two weeks,
但我跟你说这乐队才刚开始 but I'm telling you, this band is on the verge.
今晚演唱会后钱就会源源不尽了 After tonight's gig, the money is going to start pouring in.
不 我不是贼 No, I'm not a thief.
我只是需要多一点时间 I just need a little bit more time.
在我公寓里吗 In my flat?
要砍了我的双手 To cut my hands off?
我的蛋蛋 My balls?
没错 Yeah. Yeah.
我们是黄色流氓 我们要带给你们爱 We are the yellow blackguards and we bring you love!
他妈的傻逼混蛋 Fucking cunty bastards!
强尼 Jonny!
妈的 Shit!
强尼 Jonny!
我怎么知道他们把嬉皮士之夜 How was I to know they randomly changed
随便改成计划生育之夜 hippie night into inbred retard night?
你是我们的经纪人 You're our manager.
你他妈的应该知道这种事情的 You're supposed to fucking know these things.
说真的 强尼 I mean, seriously, jonny.
不能再这样继续了 伙计 This can't go on, mate.
什么不能继续 What can't go on?
这一切 This, you know.
你承诺我们会想办法让我们成功的 You promising to deliver and us somehow
但总是搞砸了 always ending up in the shitter.
为了我们的命拼命逃 Having to run for our lives.
你不能为了这个责怪我啊 You can't possibly blame me for this.
好吧 不只是这个 All right, it's not just this. It's...
其实所有都有问题 Actually, it's everything.
就像 举个例子 Like, all right, example.
你说我们会做我们的摇滚歌剧多久了 How long have you been saying that we're going to do my rock opera?
因为我没看见有摇滚歌剧 我在跟进了 Because I don't see no rock opera. I'm working on it.
还有吗 好吧 我们一直演出了3年 What else? All right. We've been gigging for three years
而我还没啪啪啪 and I'm still not getting laid.
这才是你最耿耿于怀的 不是吗 And that's what it's all about for you, isn't it, Glen?
- 啪啪啪 - 在某程度来说 是的 - Getting laid. - Partly. Yes.
我是乐队里的主唱 I'm the lead singer in a band.
这些诗歌般的歌词都是我写的 I write all these fucking amazing poetic lyrics as well.
你滚吧 亨利 奶奶的奶头 You're off, Henry, grandma's nipples,
带我去动物园 我很喜欢那只犀牛 take me to the zoo, i fancy that rhino.
我很抱歉 强尼 但我们需要另一个经纪人 Look, I'm sorry, jonny, but we're going to need another manager.
什么 这太荒唐了 What? That's ridiculous.
有两个经纪人该听谁的 How is it going to work with two managers?
不 不是再多找一个 是找一个不同的 No, not like another manager, like a different one.
但这太傻了 我才刚和你签约了 But that's insane. I'm just about to get you signed.
而我只是要求再给两天时间来解决问题 And all I'm asking for is two more days to sort it out.
好吧 Okay.
好 两天 Fine. Two days.
但之后我们就离开这里了 But then we are fucking out of here.
我们准备要走大运了 你看着吧 Our luck is going to change. You'll see.
马勒戈壁 强尼 Oh, for fuck's sake, jonny!
我相信这个国家会确保它自己 I believe that this nation should commit itself
能够在这个十年前 to achieving the goal, before this decade is out,
实现让人登陆月球 of landing a man on the moon...
扯蛋 Bullshit.
你知道 我们现在已经开发了 As you know, we've been developing
我们的太空计划有一段时间了 our space program for some time now,
我们的阿波罗11号任务计划在10天时间里上月球 planning our 11th Apollo mission to the moon in 10 days' time.
但问题是 The trouble is...
我们还不知道到底上不上得了去 We still don't have a clue whether the thing's going to make it or not.
我一直都很清楚这是我们的最后机会 It's been made only too clear to me that this is our last shot.
而且这意味着俄罗斯人会有机会 And that means the Russians will have a clear run
先上到月球 to get to the moon first.
而你知道如果俄罗斯人先上到月球 And do you know what happens if the Russians happen
会有什么事发生吗 to make it to the moon first?
我们会像一群傻屌似的给灭了 We're going to wind up looking like a bunch of dicks, that's what.
你有看过一个叫2001太空漫游的电影吗 You ever seen a movie called 2001: A space odyssey ?
这电影导演叫斯坦利 库布里克 Made by this film director geek called Stanley kubrick.
都是讲太空傻逼玩意 All set in space and shit.
一点也不真实 但电影很精彩 Doesn't make a goddamn bit of sense, but it looks terrific.
现在 我们一直要求我们自己事是这样的 Now, the thing we've been asking ourselves is this.
如果我们有一个人能把一切 If we've got a guy that can make things
都搞得像他们在月球上 look like they're on the moon,
那么不就等于... then doesn't it make sense to...
拍个假装登月的电影 You know, film a pretend moon landing?
只是预防真的登月不成功 Just in case the real one doesn't work.
我们送阿波罗上太空 We send Apollo into space.
如果他们登月了... If they land...
很好 Great.
如果不成功 我们让他们环绕月球的时候 If not, we let them circle around the moon
我们就播放库布里克的画面 while we broadcast kubrick's images.
好了 那么计划是这样的 Okay, so, here's the plan.
我们帮你在伦敦跟斯坦利 库布里克的 We've set up a little meeting for you in London
代理人约了会面 with Stanley kubrick's agent.
他以为是跟一个好莱坞的制片人见面 He's expected to meet with a Hollywood producer
一个对他的当事人有很重要项目的人 who has an important project for his client.
跟库布里克见面 说服他 Meet with kubrick. Convince him.
这手提包里有足够的钱 There's enough money in this briefcase
让任何人变成一个爱国者 to turn anyone into a patriot.
- 你看起来不怎么开心啊 - 问题是 长官 - You don't look happy. - The thing is, sir...
我只是... I just...
花了3年时间在越南的特种部队 Spent the last three years in special operations in Vietnam.
我以为我会获准休假 I was led to believe that i would be given leave.
我明白 谁会想去伦敦 Look, I get it. Who wants to go to London,
到处都是嬉皮士和同性恋者 be surrounded by a bunch of hippies and homosexuals?
但你必须要知道 But the thing you have to know is this,
不是所有英国男人都是搞基的 not all englishmen are actually queer.
他们只是外貌和行为像基佬 They just look and act queer.
所以你不用太担心被爆菊 So, you don't have to worry about that.
还有其他问题吗 Any other questions?
有 长官 Yes, sir.
这听起来像是个相当大的行动 It sounds like a rather large operation.
我们要怎么保守这个秘密 How are we going to keep this secret?
我们就学埃及人那样 We'll do what the Egyptians did.
把创造者埋葬在金字塔里 Bury the architects inside the pyramid.
- 创造者 - 创造者 - The architects? - The architects.
这是个比喻 It's a metaphor.
好吧 Oh, right.
所以你要我把所有人给杀了 So you want me to kill everyone.
妈的 Oh, fuck.
他妈的吉米 亨德里斯 Jimi fucking Hendrix.
他妈的渣渣 Fucking shit.
你还好吗 强尼 You all right, jonny?
是你画的吗 Did you do that?
你怎么想的 What do you think?
但那家伙看起来很像你 不是吗 The guy looks like you, though. Doesn't he?
当然看起来像我 Of course it looks like me.
如果我不还钱给打铁佬就是我了 That's me if I don't pay back the ironmonger.
打铁佬 The ironmonger?
你是疯了吗 强尼 Are you mad in the head, jonny?
他用钝器把人的丁丁砍出来了 He chops people's willies off with rusty tools.
那有可能是你 你的丁丁 That could be you, your Willy.
我知道 里昂 I know that, Leon.
我的乐队需要钱 I needed the money for the band.
我只是要让他们签合同 I just got to get them signed,
之后我就能还清打铁佬的账 then I can pay back the ironmonger.
然后一切都会恢复正常了 Then everything will be fine again. Oh.
你知道 往好的一面想 Well, you know, on the bright side,
- 这不可能更糟糕了 - 没错 里昂 it couldn't get much worse. Yeah, all right, Leon.
我意思是 你好不容易才找到个乐队 I mean, you've barely got a pot to piss in.
如果你乐队没了 你就回去等救济了 If you lose the band, you'll be back on the breadlines.
说够了 里昂 他妈的 All right, Leon. For fuck's sake.
我要去见德里克 凯了 I'm going to go see Derek kaye.
他是唯一能帮到我的人 He's the one man that can help me.
这地方怎么这么乱 How's this place got all messy?
那么我跟她说 我说... So, I said to her, i said...
我说 在我踢它出去之前把你的猫 I said, get your pussy out of my Aston Martin
拿出去我的阿斯顿 马丁 before I kick it out.
踢它出去 Kick it out. Meow!
你是美国人 不是吗 You're an American, aren't you?
一个美国人 An American.
一个美国佬 A yankee.
我真笨拙 请原谅我 I'm so clumsy, mumsy me.
- 不 我来擦 - 不用了 - No, no, please. - Please.
- 不 - 不用了 - Oh no. - Please.
我们需要餐巾 We need napkins!
不 听着 价钱合适了我们可以再谈 No, look, listen,we can talk about this when the money's right.
因为其他 Because other--
- 不 - 是的 - no! - Oh yeah.
我再回你电话 I'll call you back.
- 你好 德里克 - 你在这干什么 - Hi, Derek. - What are you doing here?
我可以跟你谈谈吗 我只需要两分钟 Can I talk to you? I just need two minutes.
好吧 就两分钟 Right. Two minutes, that's it.
我五分钟后有个很重要的会议 I've got an important meeting in five minutes.
快点说 Just be quick.
- 你混得不错啊 - 是的 - You've done well for yourself. - Yeah.
- 大客户 - 你也可以啊 - Good clients. - Well, you could do all right, too.
你只是需要不要老搞砸一切 You just got to try not to fuck everything up all the time.
没错 这是个好建议 Yeah, that's good advice.
那么你爸爸的肉店生意怎么样了 So, how's your dad's butcher business?
你跟他工作了吗 You working for him yet?
不 我没有 No. No, I'm not.
这是我的乐队 他们都很火爆 It's my band, you know, they're really going places.
你应该听听那新歌 You should hear the new set.
他们有很多粉丝 They're sounding tight.
昨晚真的太棒了 Last night was amazing.
女孩们把他们的内裤扔到 The girls were throwing their knickers
舞台上到处都是 on the stage and everything.
- 你真行啊 - 是啊 - Good for you. - Yeah.
我们现在需要只是个唱片合同 All we need now is a record deal.
我想你也许能帮的上忙 I thought maybe you could help.
什么 What?
抱歉 我为什么拿我的名声来冒险 Sorry, why would i risk my reputation
跟你一起合作呢 associating myself with you?
我的要求只是一个机会 All I'm asking for is an in.
你可以介绍我给正确的人 You know, you could introduce me to the right people.
没错 我可以 Yeah, I could.
但我不会介绍的 But I'm not going to.
别这样 伙计 我们是表亲 Oh, come on, mate. We're cousins.
那有何关系呢 What that's got to do with anything?
听着 我要信任跟我一起合作的人 Look, I've got to trust the people that I work with.
坦白说 我不信任你 Frankly, i don't trust you.
- 你是什么意思 - 我认为你是个麻烦 强尼 - So, what are you saying? - I think you're a mess, jonny.
你没有条理 无能 You're disorganized, you're ineffective,
你没责任感 you can't deliver.
还有吗 Anything else?
你穿着很奇怪 You dress weird.
- 那你可以借我点钱吗 - 可以 - Can you lend me some money then? - Yeah.
当然 你想要多少 Sure. How much do you want?
谢谢 伙计 Oh, thanks, mate.
你是我的救命恩人 You saved my life.
太慢了 Too late.
不是吧 伙计 我只是需要几千 Come on, mate. I only need a few grand.
你是土豪 You're loaded.
你... 你在流血 Oh, you're-you're-- you're bleeding.
妈的 天啊 Fuck! Oh, Jesus!
好了 就这样 会面结束 All right. Okay.That's it. The meeting is over.
- 但德里克 - 滚吧 - But Derek... - Just fuck off!
妈的 Shit! Jesus!
真他妈讨厌 Oh. Fucking oy!
混蛋 Prick.
开呀 Fuck.
德里克 凯 Derek kaye?
汤姆 基德曼 Tom Kidman.
约翰逊兄弟电影公司 Johnson brother films.
我想你在等我的到访 I believe you were expecting my visit
谈有关斯坦利 库布里克先生的事 regarding Mr. Stanley kubrick.
对 我... Right, yeah. I...
我就简单说 我刚直接从机场过来 I'll be brief,as I just came straight from the airport.
正如我之前在电话里跟你说的 As I said to you on the phone,
我们有个提议给库布里克先生 we have a proposal for Mr. kubrick
他需要严肃认真的对待 that he needs to take extremely seriously.
没问题 Yeah. Cool.
这项目有相当多 There's a considerable amount of money
的报酬 in this project...
库布里克先生应该会答应的 Should Mr. kubrick decide to say yes.
给他和给你的 For him and for you.
这是个对我老板非常重要的项目 Now, this is a project of extreme importance to my employers.
而且时间短缺 And it's incredibly time sensitive.
库布里克先生不在我不能再透漏了 There's nothing else i can say without Mr. kubrick.
但我下午都可以再商讨 But I'll be available to discuss this all afternoon.
这是我的联系电话 Here's the number you can reach me at.
如果库布里克先生接受我们的提议 If Mr. kubrick accepts our proposal,
他就能拿到钱 he gets the money.
如果你能严格保守 Oh, and I would appreciate it
这个秘密我会很感激你的 if you would keep this strictly confidential.
里昂 Leon!
等等 One sec.
- 你好吗 - 怎么了 - How are you, man? - What's up?
这太疯狂了 伙计 This is insanity, man.
我完全不像斯坦利 库布里克啊 I look nothing like Stanley fucking kubrick.
你没事的 你有胡子 这才是最重要的 You'll be fine. You've got a beard. That's all that matters.
我们需要做的只是坐下 回答几个问题 All we've got to do is sit down, answer a few questions
装到你好像知道你在说什么 and just act like you know what you're talking about.
没错 但我不知道我在说什么 Yeah, but I don't know what I'm talking about.
- 时间久了他会发现的 - 他当然不会了 - He's going to clock it. He's going to figure it out. - Of course he's not.
他只是来自好莱坞的好莱坞白痴 He's some Hollywood idiot from Hollywood.
- 他很愚蠢 - 好了 等等 - He's clueless. - All right, wait, wait.
我之前拍的什么电影 What films did I make again?
- 光荣之路 - 没错 - Paths of glory, - yeah.
- 奇爱博士 - 好 - Dr. strangelove, - yeah.
洛丽塔 Lolita.
等等 等一下 Wait, hang on.
洛丽塔 Lolita?
那不是皮斗的电影吗 Isn't that the pedo film?
大哥啊 强尼 Oh, for fuck's sake, jonny.
不 为什么我一定要是个皮斗 No! Why do I have to be a pedo?
为什么我不能做其他人 Why can't I be someone else?
为什么我不能做希契科克 Why can't I be Hitchcock?
不 你是斯坦利 库布里克 No! You're Stanley kubrick.
听着 我不会让他爆我菊花的 Listen, I'm not going to let him fuck me up the arse.
- 你在说什么 - 我听到很多流言 - What are you talking about? - I hear stories, man.
这些好莱坞的家伙经常爆菊的 These Hollywood dudes are at it all the time.
妈的 Oh, fuck.
完了 我不舒服 Oh, shit, I feel sick.
我想我怯场了 I think I've got stage fright.
等一下 我需要放松 等等 Hang on. I need to relax. Hang on. Hang on.
里昂 Leon! Leon!
袋子里有什么 里昂 What's in the bag, Leon? Leon!
是恢复平静胶 It's repair patch glue.
你他妈在跟我开玩笑吗 Are you fucking joking me?
你现在这样对我 You're doing this to me now?
- 醒醒 里昂 你个死瘾君子 - 我很抱歉 - Wake up, Leon, you fucking junkie! - I'm sorry.
听着 Look...
吸点这个 Take some of this.
吸多点 全吸了 Get more.All of it.
你现在感觉怎么样 How do you feel now?
充满力量 Powerful.
像马一样 Like a horse.
听着 Listen...
你只需要坐在那 All you've got to do is sit in there
5分钟装成斯坦利 库布里克 for five minutes and pretend to be Stanley kubrick.
好了 你能做得到的 All right. You can do it.
- 我知道你能行的 - 没错 好吧 - I know you can pull it off. - Yeah. All right.
- 好吗 - 好吧 - Okay? - Okay.
- 好的 - 好的 - Yeah. - Okay.
我看起来怎么样 How do I look?
很好 Okay. Great.
妈的 Shit.
- 很高兴再见到你 基德曼先生 - 很高兴见到你 - Good to see you again,Mr. Kidman. - Good to see you.
这是斯坦利 库布里克先生 Please meet Mr. Stanley kubrick.
感谢你在这么段时间里来见我 So good of you to see me on such short notice.
抱歉 我的手有点粘 Sorry. My hands are a bit clammy.
你一定是个非常忙碌的人 You've got to be an incredibly busy man.
没错 Yeah.Well, yeah.
非常忙碌 好了 Pretty damned busy, all right.
两杯啤酒 Two beers.
- 我很崇拜你的作品 - 谢谢 - So I'm a huge fan of your work. - Oh, cheers.
我看了斯巴达克斯 我也不清楚 I've seen Spartacus,i don't know,
起码5次以上 at least five times.
很好的电影 Great film.
没错 是个好电影 Yeah, it's a good film.
那么你钱拿来了吗 So, you brought the cash?
但我想跟你说说 Anyway, I wanted to talk to you about
一个非常重要的电影项目 an incredibly important film project.
而且非常短时间 And it's extremely time sensitive.
我们很清楚世界上 And well, we decided that there's only one man
只有一个人能拍得出 in the world that can pull this off.
而那个人是 And that man is?
干杯 So, yeah, cheers.
好喝 Lovely.
不算怎么样 这... Anyway, this...
项目是严格 Project is of great confident--
保密的 confidentiality.
所以我在这说的一切 So everything i say from here on
只是给库布里克先生听的 is for Mr. kubrick's ears only.
好的 Right. Yeah, yeah.
一般斯坦利更希望我参与所有的决定 Usually, Stanley prefers me to be involved in all decisions.
我单独跟库布里克谈 不然就取消 I talk to Mr. kubrick alone or there is no deal.
我想我只好... I suppose I'll just...
- 到外面等 - 什么 - Wait outside. - What?
什么 What?
发生什么了 你刚在那吓老了 What happened? You were in there bloody ages.
太棒了 Yeah, amazing.
实际上我代入进去了 I really got into it, actually.
在最后我感觉像 By the end, i kind of felt like
我真的是库布里克了 I really was kubrick.
那很好 所以呢 That's great. So?
所以什么 So, what?
所以怎么了 So, what happened?
对 Oh, yeah.
老实说不合适我 Not my thing, to be honest.
你什么意思 What do you mean?
这完全是我熟悉的圈子外 Well, it's totally out of my comfort zone.
不是我擅长的 Not my bag at all.
不是你擅长的 Not your bag?
你不是斯坦利 库布里克 You're not Stanley kubrick!
受的 但我在装斯坦利 库布里克 Yeah, but I'm playing Stanley kubrick.
而我必要做我认为斯坦利会做的 And I had to do what i thought Stanley would do.
这叫方法演技 It's called method acting.
你疯了吗 Are you totally insane?
我们只是想要钱 里昂 We just want the cash, Leon!
什么 What?
基德曼先生 Mr. Kidman!Mr. Kidman!
基德曼先生 Mr. Kidman!
我替我的同事道歉 I apologize for my colleague.
但我们现在达成共识了 But we've had a chat now, talked it over,
我们决定他会接受这项目 and we've decided he'll do it.
没错 Yeah.
你刚不是说这违背了 Didn't you just say that it went against
你所有的艺术和道德原则吗 all of your artistic and moral principles?
没错 但我改变了我的主意 Oh, yeah, well, i changed my mind about that.
没错 我想马上就开始 Yeah, I want to do it now.
我想做 我想要 Yeah, I want to do it. Yeah, I want it. I want it!
马上 Now!
听着 就把钱给我们 我们马上开工 Look, just give us the money and we'll get to work.
你会拿到你要的电影 然后回家 You'll get your film and then you can go back home
去吃你的汉堡和我爱露西 to your hamburgers and I love Lucy.
我警告你 I'm warning you...
我负担不起把这事搞砸的 I can't afford to be let down about this.
你最好履行承诺 不然会有很严重的后果 You better deliver or there are going to be serious consequences.
我们像会让你 Do we look like the kind of people
失望的那种人吗 that are going to let you down?
我早上第一时间会打电话到你办公室 I'll call you in your office first thing in the morning.
不 按下去 Yeah. No, just jam it.
按出来 Just jam it back.
- 不 按下去 - 我他妈的在按了 - Yeah. No, just jam it. - I am fucking jamming it!
你认为我在干什么 What do you think I'm doing?
天啊 God.
你觉得里面有多少钱 How much do you think is in there?
我干 Oh, fuck.
我从来没想过会有这么多 I never thought it'd be this much.
我们中大奖了 We've hit the jackpot.
这一生中可不常见啊 That doesn't happen very often in life.
没错 天啊 No. God.
这些一定是电影的计划 These must be the plans for the film.
去他的计划 Fuck the plans.
- 万一他找到我们呢 - 怎么找 - What if he finds us? - How?
把伦敦的门全敲了吗 By knocking on every door in London?
这些家伙有这么多钱 These guys have got so much money
他们不知道该怎么用 they don't know what to do with it.
也许我们应该低调一段时间 Maybe we should lay low for a while.
保持低调 You know, keep a low profile.
没错 Yeah. Yeah.
- 是的 - 肯定了 - Yeah. - Definitely.
一切都在按计划进行 Everything's going according to plan.
我明白 长官 他们按我们说的拍 I understand, sir. They're setting up production as we speak.
我是一个乐队的主唱 So I'm the lead singer in a band.
没错 Yeah.
没错 是个摇滚乐队 That's right. It's a rock band.
如果你喜欢我可以给你写首歌 I could write you a song, if you like.
我可以现在就写 I can do it right now.
妈的 Shit.
有没有搞错 For fuck's sake.
我爱你 强尼 I love you, jonny.
在我们的艺术领域新闻摘要中 And in our roundup of news from the arts world,
斯坦利 库布里克 在英国的美国人导演 Stanley kubrick, the British-based American director
在欧洲大陆做了特殊的参观 has made a rare visit to continental Europe,
我操 Fuck!
早上好 亲爱的 Good morning, sweetheart.
你是谁 Who are you?
我是谁 Who am I?
我是德里克 凯 I'm Derek kaye.
你他妈是谁 Who the hell are you?
谁让你进来这里的 Who let you in here?
你是德里克 凯 You're Derek kaye?
没错 Yeah, that's right.
你是德里克 凯 You're Derek kaye?
我的天 这里是有回声吗 Oh my god, is there an echo in here or what?
没错 我是德里克 凯 Yes, I'm Derek kaye.
你是谁 Who's asking?
昨天在这里的是哪个小王八 Well, who was that little fuck who was in here yesterday?
我完全不知道你在说什么 I haven't got a bloody clue what you're talking about.
我在说昨天在这个 I'm talking about that little fuck
办公室里说他是 that was in this office yesterday
德里克 凯的小王八 saying he was Derek kaye
还说他可以给我找斯坦利 库布里克 and saying he could bring me Stanley fucking kubrick!
库布里克 不是吧 这太扯了 Kubrick? Oh, come on. That's ridiculous!
你他妈的是谁 Oh, who the fuck is asking?
好 听着 Right. Listen.
我不知道你从哪个精神病院跑出来的 I'm not sure which looney bin you've just escaped from,
但除非你在3秒内 but unless you're out of my office
滚出我的办公室 不然我报警了 in the next three seconds, I'm calling the police.
明白了吗 Is that clear?
一 二 One, two...
我不知道是谁 我发誓 I don't know who it was, I swear!
给我个名字 该死的 Give me a name, goddammit!
不然我会压烂你的小英国人头 Or else I'll crush that tiny little British head of yours.
我不知道 I don't know.
妈的 Oh, fuck.
不要 等等 No, wait! Wait!
强尼 索普 Jonny thorpe.
一定是他 因为昨天他在这里 It must have been him because he was in here yesterday.
我去哪里可以找到他 Where can I find him?
我来了 I'm coming.
吵死了 For fuck's sake.
我没聋 你这傻瓜 I'm not deaf, you stupid fucking--
早啊 强尼 morning, jonny.
好啊 保罗 All right, Paul.
- 你好吗 - 不怎么好 - What's up? - Not much.
你呢 How about you?
我还好 Yeah, I'm all right.
我听说可不只还好啊 Better than all right from what I heard.
我的小弟克朗说他昨晚看到你在酒吧 My mate, the clam said he saw you last night down at the pub.
花了很多钱 Splashing the cash.
没错 我今天早上准备去找你的 Yeah, I was going to come and see you this morning.
在赛马有点运气 Had a bit of luck at the races.
所以我有欠蒙格先生的钱了 So, I've got Mr. monger's money.
你在找什么 What are you looking for?
看吧 Look.
你走大运了 不是吗 You have had a stroke of luck, haven't you?
没错 所以是多少钱 Yeah. So, how much was it?
- 200 - 没错 - 200? - That's right.
加上利息 Plus interest.
我相信蒙格先生会很感谢的 I'm sure Mr. monger would like to send his thanks.
你认识强尼 索普吗 You know jonny thorpe?
好吧 Okay.
你还好吗 老兄 You all right, mate?
借过一下 Excuse me.
我在找强尼 索普 I'm looking for jonny thorpe.
他昨晚在酒吧里 He was in the pub last night.
赛马赢了很多钱 Won a shitload on a horse.
他在哪 Where is he?
为什么我们要告诉你 Why should we tell you?
这对你们的健康有好处 Well, it'd be better for your health.
不好意思 桑尼 吉姆 我们这其实有点事 Excuse me, Sonny Jim, we're actually doing a bit of business here.
加上强尼是我们的兄弟 我们不会随便 Plus jonny's our mate and we don't go around
把他的地址给没礼貌的美国混蛋的 giving out his address to cheeky yank bastards.
你明白我说的话了吗 白痴 You get what I'm saying, dickhead?
他住在阿斯彭树林 He lives on aspern grove.
你出去的时候往左走 If you take a left when you leave here,
到第二个路口转右 then it's your second street on the right.
大概步行10分钟 或者你可以找出租车 And it's like a 10-minute walk, or you could take a black cab,
或坐46号巴士第三个站 or it's three stops on the number 46 bus.
这只是钱而已 强尼 It's only money, jonny.
而且一直以来它都不是我们的 And it wasn't even ours in the first place.
但这不只是钱 里昂 It's not just the money, though, is it, Leon?
那是我们的未来 That was our future.
我给乐队承诺了要出唱片的 I promised the band a fucking album.
现在我知道那中央情报局的家伙是什么感觉了 Now I know how that CIA guy must have felt.
什么中央情报局 What CIA guy?
什么 What?
你刚说现在你知道那中央情报局的家伙什么感觉 You just said, now you know how that CIA guy must have felt.
什么中央情报局的家伙 What CIA guy?
美国人 那笔钱原来的主人 You know, the American.The guy whose money it was.
想拍整个... Wanted to do the whole...
假的登月片子 Fake moon landing thingy.
你在说什么 里昂 What are you going on about, Leon?
美国人想拍一个机密的假登月片子 You know. The Americans want to do a secret fake moon landing
预防真的登月不成功 in case the real one doesn't work.
这就是他们想找斯坦利 库布里克的原因 That's why they wanted Stanley kubrick.
你他妈的在跟我开玩笑 You're fucking joking me.
没有 为什么我要说谎 文件里都说明了 No, why would i lie about that? It's all in the documents.
而你不认为是很重要的信息应该跟我说的 And you didn't think that was important information to share with me?
- 他是个中央情报局的人 - 我以为你知道 - That he was from the fucking CIA? - I thought you knew.
如果我知道 我就不会把钱拿走 If I had known, i wouldn't have taken the money.
我他妈的不是白痴 我不想被杀啊 I'm not a total fucking idiot. I don't want to get killed.
好了 不要小题大做了 All right, all right, man. Don't make a big deal out of it.
但这不是小事啊 你不明白吗 But it is a big deal! Don't you get that?
我们这是惹上了他妈的大麻烦啊 This is really fucking heavy seriously fucking shit
妈的 we're in here! Fuck!
什么 What?
为什么你担心 Why are you worried?
你说他是个美国白痴而且永远也不会找到我们 You said he was an American idiot and he'd never find us.
那是在我知道他是中央情报局特工之前 That was before I knew he was a fucking CIA agent.
完了 Oh. Fuck.
好了 我们得离开这里 All right, we have to get out of here.
- 什么 - 来吧 里昂 - What? - Come on, Leon!
等一下 等等 Hang on. Wait, wait.
我要拿上这个苹果 I'll take this apple.
- 快点啊 里昂 - 以防万一 - For fuck's sake, Leon! - Just in case.
妈的 Fuck.
好了 All right.
拿上你能拿的东西 我们离开这里 Grab whatever you can and let's get the fuck out of here.
好啊 Hey there.
你之前说他是个彻底的 You said he was a proper, like,
白痴无脑好莱坞傻瓜啊 dickhead brainless Hollywood twat.
你要去什么地方吗 You going somewhere?
什么 What?
没有 No.
你怎么会这么想 Whatever gave you that idea?
我不知道 I don't know.
只是你说 拿上你能拿的东西 Just you saying, grab whatever you can,
我们离开这里 let's get the fuck out of here.
我操 Oh, fuck.
对 Yeah.
我意思是... 你知道... I meant...You know...
我们离开这里 Let's get the fuck out of here and...
开始拍电影 Get to work on that bloody film.
太好了 Oh, good. Phew.
因为之前我还担心 'Cause for a second there i was worried that
你也许不是你说的那个人 you might not be who you said you were.
库布里克先生 你好吗 Hey there, Mr. kubrick, how are you doing, sir?
我们的项目进展怎么样了 How's our little project coming?
挺好的 Yeah, pretty good, you know.
Ups and downs. Actors.
所以 So...
你们俩一起住在这里 You two live here together?
算是吧 没错 Sort of.Yeah.
有点怪 不是吗 Kind of strange, isn't it?
有史以来最有地位的导演 The most important filmmaker of all time
选择跟他的代理人... chooses to live in this...
生活在这狗屎垃圾的 Tiny little piece of shit hovel of a piece of shit...
小破屋里 With his agent.
一对死基佬 A couple of faggots.
我想是吧 I suppose.Yeah.
基德曼先生 我们真的不是故意... Mr. Kidman,we really didn't mean...
偷我的钱 To steal my money?
箱子在哪里 Where's the case?
我们... 我们出了点问题 We-- we had a little issue.
箱子在哪里 Where's the case?
被偷了 It--it was stolen.
这不是我的错 It wasn't my fault.
- 什么 - 我很抱歉 - What? - I'm sorry.
箱子被什么 It was what?
我发誓我会拿回来的 I swear I'll get it back.
强尼 Jonny!
那是谁 Who's that?
- 我的兄弟 格伦 - 叫他滚 - My mate, Glen. - Tell him to fuck off.
什么 What?
叫他滚 Tell him to fuck off.
滚吧 格伦 Fuck off, Glen!
- 什么 - 滚吧 - What? - Fuck off!
- 我晚点打给你 - 但你叫我来的啊 - I'll call you later. - But you told me to come--
滚吧 fuck off!
他妈的死白痴 Fucking idiot.
你知道你给我造成了多少麻烦吗 You know how much trouble you caused me?
听着 求你... Look. Please...
一定有些事我们能做的 There must be something we can do.
我们可以帮忙 给你任何你需要的东西 We can help, give you whatever you need.
我需要一个电影 I need to get a fucking movie made.
我们可以拍电影 不是吗 里昂 Well, we can do the film, can't we, Leon?
我认识很多人 I know people.
我认识一个导演 I know a director.
我们可以马上就过去 We can go there right now.
而里昂是名演员 求你了 And Leon is an actor, for god's sake!
求求你了 Please.
给我们个机会吧 Give us a chance.
我们能帮到你的 We can help you.
我们能行的 We can make it work.
听着 距离登月只有几天时间了 不是吗 Look, the moon landing is only a few days away, isn't it?
你真的想回去跟你上司说 Do you really want to go back to your boss and tell him
你没找到斯坦利 库布里克 that you don't have Stanley kubrick
而且你钱也丢了吗 and you don't have the money?
我们是你唯一的希望了 We must be the only hope you've got.
我们是你唯一的希望... We must be the only hope you've--
接下来这样 Here's what's going to happen.
我们要回到原来的计划 We're going to go back to the original plan.
而我们三个 And then the three of us,
我和你们俩死混蛋 me, and you two fucking assholes
去拍人登陆在月球上 are going to film man landing on the moon.
如果你们告诉任何人这件事 And if you so much as tell one soul about this,
我发誓我会以你们 I swear I will make you suffer
想象不到的方式折磨你们 in ways you never even imagined.
我想见见你说的人 I want to meet your guy.
马上 Now.
真恶心 Fucking hell.
你好 Hi there.
一个天使 An angel.
雷纳特斯在吗 Is renatus in?
当然 Sure.
跟我来 Follow me.
艺术家 Artists.
雷纳特斯 Renatus.
天使们来了 The angel's here.
你是怎么回事啊 傻婆 What the hell are you going on about, you silly cow?
雷纳特斯 我是强尼 Renatus. Jonny.
强尼 索普 Jonny thorpe.
还记得我吗 Remember me?
里昂 Leon!
你一直去哪里了 我的小精灵朋友 Where have you been, my little pixie friend?
进来 Come in, come in.
那什么味道 What's that smell?
我想是类似汽油的东西 我喜欢 I think it's some kind of petrol. I like it.
看看这个 Just watch this.
这是我最新的电影 It's my latest movie.
我喜欢你的衬衫 I like your shirt.
谢谢 Thank you.
电影叫弹跳 It's called bounce.
我们一起漫步穿越生命的深渊 Together we wander through the abyss of life.
从光明到黑暗 From light to dark.
又从黑暗到光明 And from dark to light again.
然后 And then...
又从光明回到黑暗 From light back to dark again.
再回到光明 And light again.
又回到黑暗 Dark again.
然后 And then...
又回到光明 Light again.
这家伙是个笨蛋啊 This guy's a fucking asshole.
当然了 他是个电影导演 Of course he is. He's a film director.
看看这玩意 I mean, look at this shit.
那么什么风吹你们来这里了 So, what brings you here?
基德曼先生是个好莱坞制片人 Mr. Kidman here is a Hollywood producer.
他想知道你有没有兴趣 He wants to know if you'd be interested
给他的公司拍个电影 in making a film for his company.
电影 电影行业已死了 Films. Films are dead.
在5年内 没有人再看电影了 In five years, no one will watch films anymore.
你知道他们会看什么吗 You know what they'll watch?
电脑 Computers.
没错 但这不同 Yeah. This is different, though.
这片是关于男人登陆到月球上 This is about men landing on the moon.
好吧 时事热点 Okay. Topical.
而他们在那做什么 And what do they do there?
他们就到处走走一段时间 They just walk around for a while,
插上国旗然后回家去 就这样 plant a flag, and they go home. That's it.
你知道什么吗 You know what?
我想这也许是我一生中 I think that might actually be the best film idea
听过最好的电影题材 I've ever heard in my entire life.
- 真的吗 - 我意思是... - Really? - I mean...
这如此的 It's so...
简单 Simple.
但同时也总结了整个人类的经验 But at the same time it sums up the entire human experience.
我们登陆到一个陌生的地方 我们到处漫步 We land in a strange place, we wander around,
然后 “嘭” 我们不见了 and then, poof, we're gone.
没错 我们就是这样想的 Yeah, that's what we're thinking, you know.
说一些人生的意义 Say something meaningful about life.
没错 就像我拍的弹跳 Yeah, like I did with bounce .
那么你什么时候能开始 So, when can you start?
也许我可以在... So, maybe I could shoot...
秋季开拍 In the Autumn.
秋季 The Autumn?
不 不要秋季 No, not the fucking Autumn.
我们在7天内就要了 We need it in seven days.
7天... Seven da--
我不能在7天内拍一个电影 I can't make a film in seven days.
弹跳花了我3年时间 Bounce took me three years.
- 好的 我们走了 - 别这样 大哥 - Right. We're fucking out of here. - Oh, come on, man.
我见过你工作 你很专业 I've seen your work. You're a pro.
看看这个 天啊 I mean, look at this, for god's sake.
- 这是天才之作 - 我知道 - It's genius. - I know.
我知道你能拍得出来的 I know you can make it work.
里昂 Leon...
会是英雄 Will be the hero.
真聪明 里昂是个很棒的演员 Brilliant! Leon's a great actor.
我知道 I know.
但这要花很多钱的 But it's going to cost a lot of money.
我要花很多钱的 I am going to cost a lot of money.
我需要很多钱的 I need a lot of money.
我们会有钱的 不是吗 We'll get the money. Won't we?
你跟我来 You're coming with me.
我们一小时内回来 We'll be back in one hour.
再见 天使 Bye, angel.
强尼 Jonny!
那么你要从中央情报局拿点钱吗 So, you're going to get some more money from the CIA?
当你知道谁拿了箱子我为什么要这么做 Why would I want to do that when you know who took the case?
什么 不 What? Whoa, whoa.No, no, no.
我从来没有说我认识他们 I never said i knew them.
打铁佬拿了你的钱 The ironmonger's got your money.
相信我 他们可不是你能惹的人 Believe me, they are people you don't want to mess with.
找他们可没什么好事 They're bad news.
你只要带我去那里 You just take me there
你给我指出他们 and you point them out to me.
但如果我这么做他们会杀了我的 But they'll kill me if I do that.
而如果你不做我会杀了你 And I'll kill you if you don't.
所以这看来你怎么样都是死 So, it seems to me like you're fucked either way.
就这里吗 Is this it?
对 Yeah.
我们能想想... Can we think about what--
顺便提醒你一句 他不喜欢被咒骂的 by the way, just so you know, he doesn't like swearing.
谢谢 我会尽量小心的 Thanks. I'll try to be careful.
衬衫不错啊 伙计 Whoa.Nice shirt, dude.
住手 天啊 Stop, for fuck's sake!
走吧 Come on.
强尼 Jonny!
惊喜啊 Nice surprise.
找我啊 你妈的丑儿子 Fuck me, your mom's ugly.
你好 亲爱的 Hello, sweetheart.
她又聋又哑的 She deaf and dumb?
我会说话 混账东西 I talk, motherfucker.
把枪放下 老兄 说句话啊 强尼 Put the gun down, mate. Have a word, jonny, will you?
想要我放下枪 我会放下枪的 Want me to put the gun down? I'll put the gun down. Yeah.
妈的 Fuck!
你好 乔纳森 Hello, Jonathan.
你朋友是谁 Who's your friend?
他是 He's...
你从这混蛋偷的箱子 That case you stole from this asshole
是属于我的 belongs to me.
你也许不知道 从这里看不出来 Well, you may not know this, not from being around
但我是做收债 these parts, but I'm in the business
生意的 of collecting money,
不是派钱的 not giving it away.
我想乔纳森也许有告诉你吧 I thought Jonathan might have told you that.
我有 I kind of did.
我在搭伦敦塔桥前 You know, before I did tower bridge,
我搭了埃菲尔铁塔 白金汉宫 I did the Eiffel Tower, Buckingham Palace,
圣保罗大教堂 那是我第一个杰作 St. Paul's cathedral. That was my first.
需要很多的耐心 Takes a tremendous amount of Patience.
一个坚定的决心直到完成 An unwavering determination to get to the end.
无论牺牲什么 No matter what the sacrifice.
我很抱歉 你是什么意思 I'm sorry, you were saying?
你做了一件很傻的事 That was a very silly thing to do.
强尼 去拿箱子 Jonny, get the case.
我 Me?
别这样做 孩子 Don't do this, son.
强尼 去拿箱子 Jonny, get the case.
- 乔纳森 - 强尼 - Jonathan. - Jonny!
把枪也拿了 Take the gun, too.
坏选择 孩子 Bad choice, kid.
妈的 抱歉 Shit. Sorry.
好了 所有人都别动 All right. Nobody moves,
大家都会没事 everybody will be fine.
小心 Watch out!
快跑 Go!
你这臭婊子 You fucking bitch.
这是你的钱 There's your money.
马上开始 Start now.
我们开工吧 好吗 Let's get to work.Yeah?
你还好吗 You all right?
他们有多少把握 How confident are they they'll make it?
七十/三十 70/30.
百分之七十会成功 70 percent they'll make it?
不 No.
天啊 基德曼你最好快点把电影完成 狗娘养的 Jesus, Kidman, you'd better come through on this film, you son of a bitch.
不然我们就要被这大鸡巴爆菊而死了 Or we're going to wind up with this giant dildo stuck up our asses.
他妈的导演在哪里 Where's the fucking director?
我相信他马上就会到 I'm sure he'll be here in a minute.
没有他我们可以从技术的东西先开始 We can start all the technical stuff without him.
重力我们该怎么做 What do we do about gravity?
什么 About what?
- 月球灰白很多 - 你在说什么 - That moon is much too grey. - What are you talking about?
感谢上天其他星球加了点色彩 Thank goodness the other planets will add some color.
其他星球 Other planets?
你他妈在说什么 其他星球 Fuck you talking about, other planets?
只有一个星球 地球 There's only one planet. Planet earth.
这里 看吧 Here. Look.
没错 但你看起来没有创造性表达的机会 Yeah, but you're not seeing the opportunity for creative expression.
你不知道我用颜色能做出什么 You don't understand what I can do with the colors.
不是我不知道的问题 It's not that i don't understand,
是我他妈的一点也不在乎 it's that i don't give a fuck.
听着 我为了你熬了一个晚上 Look, I have been working for you all night.
你会喜欢的 You're going to like it.
而且我已经有外星人的服装可以租给你 And I already have alien costumes I can rent you.
他们是我的哈姆雷特改编的服装 They're from my adaptation of Hamlet .
这是个很好的机会 It's a great opportunity.
- 里昂 - 来了 - Leon! - Coming!
- 里昂 - 来了 - Leon! - Yeah. Coming.
看看我吧 Check me out.
这些垃圾是什么 What is all this crap?
听着 Look...
你要么完全按这里写的去做 You either do exactly what's written there
不然你可以去吃屎了 你明白了吗 or you can go fuck yourself. Do you understand?
- 叫我吃屎 - 你去吃屎吧 - Go fuck myself? - Go fuck yourself.
- 叫我吃屎 - 你去吃屎吧 - Go fuck myself? - Go fuck yourself!
再这样跟我说话多一次 好莱坞先生 Talk to me like that one more time, Mr. Hollywood,
你就用你的粗手指去自己拍你的电影吧 and you'll be making your film with your own fat fingers.
我是导演 我决定什么是好或坏 I'm the director and I decide what's good or bad.
要不我做主 不然我就带走我的设备和我的团队 Either that or I pick up my equipment and my crew.
你喜欢这样吗 混蛋 How do you like them apples?
雷纳特斯 Renatus!
雷纳特斯 Renatus.
我能跟你谈一下吗 拜托了 Can I talk to you for a second, please?
那家伙是好莱坞纳粹 我不跟纳粹合作的 That guy is a Hollywood Nazi. I don't work with Nazis.
这要我来做主不然就算了 It's going to be my vision or nothing.
如果我们给双倍的钱的 What if we doubled your money?
你觉得我是鸭吗 Do you think I'm a whore?
我是个艺术家 别侮辱我 I'm an artist. Don't insult me.
三倍 Triple.
好的 Okay.
没什么 一切顺利 Nothing. It's all good.
那是什么 What the fuck is that?
这是我的电影制片厂 This is my studio.
有两个一样的 There's fucking two of them.
只有我看见了吗 Is that just me seeing that?
抱歉 Sorry.
汤姆 基德曼 Tom Kidman?
影视公司的库赞斯基 Kozinsky, transmission.
少说话 Don't ask questions.
多做事 Just do your job.
你觉得怎么样 What do you think?
好了 拆了这地方 Right. Strip this place down.
找任何他们失踪了的线索 Search for any clues as to where they might have gone.
屎坑一样 Pisshole.
干得好 Good job.
好啊 Oh. Hi.
你好 格伦 Hi, Glen.
你在这里干什么 What are you doing here?
你好 格伦 不是叫我滚吗 Hi, Glen? What about fuck off, Glen?
多毛迈克叫我过来的 Hairy Mike told me to come down.
他说有一场戏 这看起来他说的是真的 He said there was a scene. And it looks like he's right.
发生什么事 What the fuck is happening?
- 没什么 - 没什么 是吧 - Nothing. - It's not nothing, is it?
这看起来像个嘉年华 搞什么... It looks like a bloody carnival.What the--
老实说 我跟你想的一样 honestly, I've got as much as an idea as you do.
强尼 我应该把服装准备好吗 Jonny, should I take the costumes to the set?
好的 谢谢 埃拉 Yeah. Yeah. Thanks, Ella.
我以为你应该是给我们安排工作 I thought you were supposed to be sorting shit out for us.
我是在安排 I am sorting shit out.
那这一切是什么 What's all this, then?
我的摇滚歌剧是怎么了 What the hell happened to my bloody rock opera?
你知道 这... Well, you know, it's...
等等 这就是吗 Wait. Is this it?
什么 What?
这是摇滚歌剧吗 Is this the rock opera?
没错 Yes.
而你不想告诉我是因为你想给我惊喜 And you didn't want to tell me 'cause you wanted to keep it a surprise.
没错 That's right.
我的天 我真不敢信你办到了 Oh my god! I actually can't believe you pulled it off!
- 这太棒了 - 强尼 - That's amazing! - Hey, jonny.
我知道你想这电影看起来像垃圾 I know you want this film to look like rubbish
就像文件里说的那样 like it says in the documents.
但我们可以最起码有水母吗 But could we at least have the jellyfish?
- 什么 - 水母在天上跳舞 - Huh? - Yeah, in the sky, dancing.
月球上没有跳舞的水母 有吗 There's no dancing jellyfish on the moon, is there?
是吗 Oh, really?
你有去过吗 Have you been there?
没有 No.
这是导演吗 Is this the director?
没错 Oh, yeah.
格伦 这是雷纳特斯导演 Glen, meet renatus, the director.
雷纳特斯 这是格伦 Renatus, this is Glen.
我是主唱 I'm the lead singer.
谁 Who?
乐队里的主唱 The lead singer of the band.
摇滚歌剧的 For the rock opera.
我不知道你他妈的在说什么 I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
格伦 要不你过去那里 Look, Glen, why don't you go over there,
冷静一下 然后我再给你解释整个概念 chill out for a bit, and then I'll explain the whole concept to you.
好吧 干得不错 All right. Great, man.
不好意思 Excuse me!
等一下 Excuse me!
他们是谁 Who the fuck are they?
- 谁 - 那些白痴 - Who? - Those idiots.
是的 Oh, yeah.
- 那是乐队 - 乐队 - That's the band. - The band?
没错 我们决定把电影注入摇滚歌剧的元素 Yeah. We decided to make the film into a rock opera.
你希望我杀了你 是吧 You want me to kill you? Is that it?
杀了我 Kill me?
你应该感谢我 You should be thanking me.
大家都开始有疑问了 People are starting to ask questions.
这是个完美的掩护借口 This is a perfect cover story.
这完全可以让所有人察觉不到 It's totally putting everyone off the scent.
还有其他事你要告诉我的吗 Anything else you want to tell me?
没有 No.
这又是什么鬼 What the fuck is that now?
让开 Watch out. Watch out!
这他妈的是什么 What the fuck is this?
这是试镜 It's the auditions.
非常有才华 Very talented.
试镜 Audition?
没错 Yeah.
雷纳特斯和乐队想找些特别嘉宾 Renatus and the band want to complete the show
来把演出搞好 with some special guests.
特别嘉宾 Special guests?
他妈的特别嘉宾 Special fucking guests!
天啊 Jesus Christ.
他妈的别挡我的路 Get the fuck out of my way!
我不喜欢 I don't like it.
这是狗屎 下一位 That's a scheisse. Next!
你还好吗 你看起来有点紧张啊 You all right, man? You look a bit stressed out.
- 别管我 - 你知道 我有时候也有这种感觉 - Just leave me alone. - You know, i feel like that sometimes.
有点紧张 A bit stressed.
也许你应该抽点这个 Maybe you should have a go on this.
这也许能让你放松点 It might chill you out a bit.
这玩意对我没用 That shit doesn't work on me.
你是什么意思 What do you mean?
我意思是这没任何作用 I mean it doesn't do anything, man.
我是中央情报局训练出来的 I'm CIA trained.
跟这玩意比我的意识太强了 My mind is too strong for that shit.
不 Nah.
什么 你不相信我 What, you don't believe me?
- 不信 - 拿过来 - No. - Hand it over.
好吧 All right.
看吧 没效果 See? Nothing.
任务充满了技术问题 The mission is fraught with technical problems.
我们成功的机会正随着时间逐渐减少 Our chances of success are dwindling by the hour.
我们要确保我们可以依靠伦敦的录像 We need to know that we can rely on the footage from London.
我们会拿到录像的 We're going to get that footage.
你最好确保这一点 You'd better be sure about that.
我们启动这任务的唯一理由是因为你说过 The only reason we launched this mission is because you said
你可以保证有B计划 you could guarantee a plan b.
放松点 别担心 Relax. Don't worry.
抽根烟 Have a cigarette.
基德曼很可靠 Kidman's a rock.
你现在感觉好点了吗 You're feeling better now?
放松了吗 More relaxed?
怎么回事 What's going on?
我只是给他抽了点大麻 Oh, I just gave him a bit of weed.
想让他也许冷静一点 Thought it might, like, chill him out a bit.
而且成功了 看吧 And it has. Look.
他抽了点大麻后就变这样了 He's like that after a bit of weed?
是啊 你能信吗 Yeah, can you believe it?
中央情报局 CIA.
对啊 只是一点大麻 Yeah, it was just like a tiny bit of weed
加了点鸦片 with a bit of opium in it.
我的天 里昂 Oh, for fuck's sake, Leon.
为什么你给他抽鸦片啊 Why are you getting him fucked on opium?
- 什么 - 你不明白吗 - What? - Don't you understand?
如果我们不完成这电影 我们就完蛋了 If we don't deliver this film, we're dead.
- 好吧 - 不要抽鸦片了 - Oh, right. - No more opium.
照顾好他 Look after him.
我们需要他头脑清醒 We need him fully compos mentis
而且尽快准备好 好吗 and on set as soon as possible, okay?
你可以依靠我 伙计 You can count on me, man.
我比你受过更多中央情报局训练 I'm more CIA trained than you.
什么 What?
你找不到他们是什么意思 What do you mean you can't find them?
已经5天啊 It's been five days.
他们哪都找不到 They're nowhere.
我们没有停止监视他们的公寓 We haven't taken our eyes off the flat.
那他们认识的人呢 Well, what about the people they know?
跟他们一起的那个乐队呢 Who's that group they fuck around with?
他们在哪 Where are they?
我们马上去调查 来吧 We'll get on it. Come on.
好 Yeah.
你马上去调查 You get on it.
你还好吗 Are you feeling okay?
不好 我的头痛死了 Not really. My head is killing me.
给 Here.
吃一颗 Take one of these.
谢谢 Thank you.
迷幻药对头痛最有效 Acid is the best thing for headaches.
什么 What?
真的 相信我吧 Yeah, trust me.
你他妈的在跟我开玩笑吗 Are you fucking kidding me?
很有效的 你吃了就知道 It works, you'll see.
你没事吧 You all right?
准备好去彩排了吗 Ready to go for rehearsal?
她刚给了我迷幻药 She just gave me acid.
你还有吗 Have you got any more?
- 有 - 有 太好了 - Yeah. - Yeah? Sweet.
干得好 伙计 Yeah. Nice one, dude.
听着 我应该跳多高 Look, how high should I bounce?
我认为你应该飞 不是跳 I think you should fly, not bounce.
真的吗 这写着跳 Really? It says "bounce."
强尼 Hey, jonny!
你好 Yeah. Hi.
我听说宇航员有吊钢丝是怎么回事 What's this I hear about the astronauts having wires?
那我的吊钢丝呢 Yeah, what about my wire?
你不需要吊钢丝 You don't need a wire.
你是外星人 You're an extra-terrestrial.
你可以生存在零重力空间 You can exist in zero gravity.
好吧 Okay, yeah, fine.
但我是这项目最重要的角色 But I'm the most important thing about this project.
是吧 所以我想吊钢丝 好吗 Yeah? So I want a wire. Okay?
不可能其他人有钢丝而我没有 There's no way someone else having a wire and not me.
所以解决这问题 So, sort it out.
还有不要那机器 And get rid of that machine.
太丑了 Ugly.
去他的月球 Fucking moon.
好吧 彩排结束 Right, rehearsal's over.
- 我干完了 - 但刚才那一塌糊涂啊 - I'm done. - But that was shit.
我们明天就要开始正式拍了 We're supposed to be filming this tomorrow.
- 船到桥头自然直 - 你不明白吗 - It'll work itself out. - Don't you understand?
如果这不成功 我们都会死的 If this doesn't work, we're all dead.
冷静点 这只是个电影 Calm down, man, it's just a movie.
你知道 这是... You know, this is...
像第一次我记不起来 Like, the first time i can remember...
我没有感觉像 Where I haven't felt like...
像我想杀某个人 你明白我意思吗 Like I want to kill somebody, you know what I mean?
我现在坐在这里和看着你 I'm sitting here now, and I'm looking at you.
- 是吗 - 而且... - Yeah? - And...
像我意识到我可以折断你的脖子 Like, I'm fully aware that I could just snap
像小树枝一样简单 your neck like a twig.
但... But...
不知什么原因我不想 For some reason i don't want to.
看看这 Look at this.
是哦 Oh yeah.
对吧 Right?
我看到了 I see it.
- 他看着我 - 上啊 小家伙 - He looked at me! - Go on, little fella.
上啊 孩子 Go on, son.
他刚看着我的眼睛 He just looked me in the eye.
他妈的怎么回事 What the fuck is going on?
- 你们嗨了吗 - 没有 - Are you high? - No, man.
我们只是吃了点... 低劣的迷幻药 We just had a bit of... Low-grade acid.
你是说我在外面尽我能力 Do you mean while I've been out there working my arse off
给这电影准备好的时候 你们在这里吃迷幻药吗 trying to get this film ready, you've been in here dropping acid?
雷纳特斯失控了 今天太糟糕了 Renatus is out of control. Today was fucking awful.
当然了 这整件事都太他妈的乱七八糟了 Of course it was, man. I mean, the whole fucking thing is a fucking mess.
所以我们都已经死了 That's why we're dead already.
别再这样说 不要 Stop talking like that! Just stop it!
对不起 我只是... I'm sorry, I just...
心情不好 Bad vibes.
我们不能放弃 我们需要成功 We can't give up. We need to do this.
已经结束了 It's over, man.
放手吧 I mean, let it go.
是啊 算了吧 Yeah, drop it.
所以就这样 So, that's it?
我们都会死的 We're all going to die.
没错 我们都会死的 Yeah. We're all going to die.
没错 Yeah.
我除了倒霉外就从没得到任何东西 I've never had anything but bad luck.
我出生的时候 When I was born,
保育箱里发生短路 a short circuit in the Incubator
产房引起了大火 set fire in the maternity ward.
把整个医院都烧毁了 Burnt down the entire wing of the hospital.
我的父亲还深信他们在疏散的过程中 My father's still convinced they mixed the babies up
把婴儿搞混了 during the evacuation.
他总是说我是个失败者 He always said i was a loser.
所有人都认为我是个失败者 Everybody thinks I'm a loser.
我不想以失败者的身份死去 I don't want to die a loser.
我在越南学到了一件事 There's one thing, like, I learnt in 'nam.
就是美国人... It's, like, Americans...
我们从来不会输 We never fucking lose, man.
我们从来不会输 We never fucking lose.
而我们这次也不会输 And we're not going to fucking lose this time.
在我看管下不可能 Not on my watch.
我的手表 My watch.
现在什么时间了 What time is it?
午夜 Midnight.
我应该要打给迪克福的 I was supposed to fucking call dickford.
谁是迪克福 Who's dickford?
- 基德曼 - 是 长官 - Kidman. - Yes, sir.
- 你好吗 - 我好吗 - How are you doing? - How am I doing?
你他妈去哪了 Where the hell have you been?
你早上应该第一时间打电话给我的 You were supposed to call me first thing this morning.
我知道 我有些麻烦 I know. I had some trouble.
什么麻烦 What kind of trouble?
等一下 长官 Hold on, sir.
我有什么麻烦 What kind of trouble did I have?
告诉他你迷路了 Tell him you got lost.
我迷路了 I got lost.
你迷路了是什么意思 What do you mean you got lost?
我迷路了是什么意思 What do I mean i got lost?
你之前在酒吧里 然后你走出去 You were in a bar, and then you walked out...
我之前在酒吧 然后我走了出去 I was in a bar, and I walked out.
但之后你不知道该往左还是右走 But then you didn't know whether to go left or right.
但我不知道我该往左还是右走 But I didn't know whether to go left or right.
但之后我想 对 我要往左走 But then I thought, "right, I'm going to go left."
- 就是这样 - 你他妈的在说什么玩意 - That's it. - What the fuck are you talking about?
知道行动情况怎么样吗 What's the state of the operation?
阿波罗11号在深空里 我们需要录像 Apollo 11 is in deep space. We need that footage!
你好 长官 Hello, sir?
你在吗 Is that you there?
你在耍我吗 基德曼 Are you fucking with me, Kidman?
库布里克在哪里 Where's kubrick?
我可以晚点回你电话吗 Can I call you back?
不 不要挂电话 基德曼 No. Don't, don't, don't hang up, Kidman.
- 我晚点回你电话 好吗 - 不要 不要挂电话 - I'll call you right back, okay? - Don't, don't. Don't hang up!
基德曼 Kidman!
我觉得他不怎么相信 I don't think that went too well.
我觉得它很漂亮 I thought it was beautiful.
基德曼 Kidman!
你玩得开心吗 基德曼探员 You been having fun, agent Kidman?
上头开始担心你的进展了 People up high are starting to worry about your progress.
你在破坏我的掩护身份 你这白痴 You're blowing my cover, you prick.
一切都控制之中 Everything was under control.
控制之中 Under control?
我的天 你在跟我开玩笑吧 Oh my word, you got to be kidding me.
他在扮演外星人 这是掩饰借口的一部分 He's playing an alien. It's part of the cover story.
你再也不需要你的掩饰借口了 Well, you don't need your cover story anymore.
我们开展了两个行动 We're instigating phase two of the operation.
你不是认为我们让你一个人来负责这件事吧 You don't think we're going to let you run the show alone, do you?
一切都好了 没什么要做的 Everything is done.Nothing left to do
除了拍片和把录像送回去 except film it and send back the footage.
我希望这能有说服力吧 Well I hope for your sake it's convincing.
别推我 你这死特务 Don't push me, you fucking gestapo!
汤姆 Tom.
这些人是谁 Who are these people?
好了 所有人去准备吧 我们要开拍了 All right, everybody, get ready, we're going to the set.
好狗不拦路 Get the fuck out of my way.
我们得到了一个地址 老板 We got an address, boss.
我想我们找到他们了 I think we found them.
好的 所有人各就位 All right, everybody take their places.
准备好宇航员 Let's prepare the astronauts.
我跟你说了这家伙是纳粹 I told you this guy was a Nazi.
还不错吧 Not too bad, huh?
他做到了 He fucking did it.
我半小时后准备好传送 I'll be ready to transmit in a half hour.
怎么回事 What is going on?
不能就这样结束 是吧 It can't end like this, can it?
闭嘴听我说 Just shut up and listen to me.
我可能还有能力带你离开这 I may still be able to get you out of this,
但你得按我说的去做 but you got to listen to everything I tell you.
只要他们没有录像他们就不会杀我们 Now, they're not going to kill us as long as they don't have the footage.
但这要装得逼真 But it's got to look real.
所以你最好在外面表现得好一点 So you better be really good out there.
好的 Okay.
- 你好 我是格伦 - 格伦 - Hey! I'm Glen. - Glen?
- 没错 主唱啊 - 是吗 - Yes, the lead singer, for fuck's sake. - Oh, really?
进行得怎么样了 你还好吗 How's it going? You all right?
你还好吗 里昂 Are you okay, Leon?
不 我吓尿了 No, I'm freaking out, man.
老实说 我想我过不了这一关了 I don't think I can go through with this, to be honest.
你搞砸了吗 Are you fucked up?
不 No. No.
是的 Well, yeah.
我吃了点魔术蘑菇 I took some magic mushrooms.
天啊 里昂 Oh, for fuck's sake, Leon!
现在不是时候 This is not a time to do that!
我知道 我只是想别那么紧张 I know, I just wanted to take the edge off the nerves.
但回想起来这也许不是个好主意 But in retrospect, it may not have been a good idea
因为我感觉像 because I feel like...
我感觉像我的丁丁在跟我私语 I feel like my penis is whispering to me.
它在说可怕的事 It's saying terrible things.
它在告诉我 我的父母是表兄妹 It's telling me that my parents are cousins.
- 但我不认为他们是 - 里昂 听我说 - But I don't think they are. - Leon, listen to me.
你的丁丁没在跟你私语 好吗 Your penis isn't whispering to you, okay?
那只是你的幻听 That's just the mushrooms talking.
我知道这整件事有点疯狂 I know this whole thing is a little crazy.
- 是的 - 我们快完成了 - Yeah. - We're nearly there.
我们需要做的只是完成这电影 All we've got to do is just deliver this film
然后我们就跟中央情报局没关系了 and we'll be clear of the CIA.
- 然后我们就可以回家了 - 没错 我明白 - And then we can go home. - Yeah, I understand all that, man.
但只是我现在看着你 It's just the fact is I'm looking at you right now
你头的尺寸像个 and your head is the size of...
橘子那么大 A tangerine.
而你的身体是正常尺寸 And the rest of your body is normal size.
只是你的头很小 It's just your head, it's tiny.
- 非常小 - 里昂 - It's minuscule. - Leon...
闭嘴 Stop!
我一生中做的都是些愚蠢的事 Now, of all the stupid things I've done in my life,
但这是我想做好的一件事 this is the one thing i want to get right.
- 好吧 - 而要做好我需要你头脑清醒 - Okay. - And to do that,i need you to sort your head out.
我需要你 里昂 I need you, Leon.
- 好的 - 过来这里 - Okay. - Come here.
我们有图像了 We got pictures! We got pictures!
一切都准备好了 Everything's ready.
好了 Okay.
准备 Und bitte.
开机 Action!
好了 我想是时候我们教训这些娘娘腔了 Right. I think it's time we sorted these cunts out.
我现在要下梯子了 I'm going down the ladder now.
一小 One small...
男人 Man...
这是一个人的一小步 That's one small step for man,
却是一个小人的 one giant leap for...
一大步 One small man.
差不多吧 Something like that.
他在说什么鬼 What the fuck is he saying?
他完全搞砸了 He's totally screwing it up!
这太不可思议了 不是吗 强尼 This is amazing, isn't it, jonny?
我们真的在月球上了 We're actually on the moon.
强尼是谁 Who's jonny?
我是巴兹 奥尔德林 I'm buzz aldrin.
妈的 没错 抱歉 Oh shit, yeah.Sorry.
尽量不要说粗话 好吗 Try not to swear, yeah?
- 快拉 - 没问题 巴兹 - Pull. - You got it, buzz.
巴兹 跳 Buzz. Bounce.
巴兹 Buzz.
巴兹 Buzz!
拉高点 死白痴 Pull higher! Pull higher, fucking idiots!
高点 草 Higher! Fuck!
我的一个睾丸被钢丝卡住了 One of my testicles is caught in the wire.
我他妈的做不了 I can't fucking do it.
我就是做不了 Just fucking-- i can't do it!
天啊 For fuck's sake.
- 把它放在地里 - 插进去 - Put it in the ground. - Stick it in there.
没那么容易 好吗 你想来试试吗 It's not that easy, okay? Do you want to try it?
老天爷啊 给我吧 For fuck's sake. Just give it to me.
没错 把旗子 Yeah, put the flag...
天啊 Oh god!
我想我的直肠一直有毛病 I think I've been sick out my back passage.
我感觉到有些液体在我的腿后面 I feel some kind of liquid on the backs of my legs.
你他妈在干什么 What the fuck are you doing?
我操 我感觉很不舒服 Fuck, man, I feel so sick.
好臭啊 That smells so bad.
我得脱掉我的头盔 I'll have to take off my helmet.
你不能脱掉头盔 我们在他妈的月球上啊 You can't take off your helmet. We're on the fucking moon.
你想去哪里 Where do you think you're going?
去厕所 To the toilet.
可以吗 Is that okay?
杰克逊 跟他一起去 Jackson, go with him.
我猜猜 Let me guess.
你一定是推销员了 You must be the drummer.
闭嘴 你这死基佬 Shut up, you septic ponce.
搞什么鬼 What the fuck?
继续拍 Keep the cameras rolling.
其他人跟我来 Everyone else, come with me.
里昂 Leon!
这些混蛋是谁 Who are these assholes?
飞 Fly!
飞 Fly! Fly!
吓屎我了 Well, fuck me.
天啊 这些家伙是谁 Jesus Christ!Who the fuck are these guys?
强尼 Jonny! Jonny!
- 看我跳得多高 - 强尼 - Look how high I'm going! - Jonny!
早上好 Good morning!
上啊 Well, go on, then.
来杀我啊 老家伙 Come get me, old man!
你想吃点子弹吗 You want to fucking have some?
- 去你的 - 还要点这个吗 - Fuck you! - And some of that!
怎么样 How's that?
来呀 Come on!
你跟我玩 You fuck with me?
草 Fuck!
我要把你的脑袋砍下来 I'm going to chop your fucking head off!
你输了 基德曼 现在你要死了 You lost, Kidman. Now you die.
死菜鸟 Fucking amateur.
他把旗子撞倒了 Whoa. He knocked the flag over.
强尼 Hey, jonny!
强尼 Jonny!
强尼 Hey, jonny.
我失手了 I missed.
他死了 强尼 He's dead, jonny.
你打中他了 You got him.
我有吗 Did I?
我要死了吗 Am I going to die?
不是 伙计 No, man.
你确定吗 Are you sure?
对 你晕倒是因为震动的原因 Yeah, you fainted 'cause of the shock.
我们最好离开城里 We better leave town.
那是我们吗 Is that us?
不 里昂 No, Leon.
他们真的做到了 They actually did it.
他们登陆到月球上了 They landed on the moon.
天啊 他们做到了 Boy, they sure did.
他们真的做到了 Didn't they?
你认为他们做的需要很大的勇气吗 Do you think it took great courage to do what they've done?
这需要团队合作 It took teamwork.
最重要的是团队合作 Teamwork above all.
而且这是这个国家的人民最大的成就 And it's the greatest accomplishment of the people of this nation.
这是毫无疑问的一点 There isn't a question about that.
我对此感到非常惊讶 这太美妙了 Well, I'm very surprised about this. This is wonderful.