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翻譯 冰島豆腐 Serrino
校對 蘇葵
時間軸 沒有影子
后期 水煮魚
總監 蘇葵
現 世 末 日
第一季 第八集
如果我們想和其他人上床 If we wanna be with another person,
我們可以一起 we can do it together.
《現世末日》前情提要 Previously on Now Apocalypse...
看看那男的手臂 Check out that dude's arms!
那家伙好壯 Dude is swole!
你采采野花也沒關系 Don't be afraid to get your hands a little dirty.
你真是個壞男孩 You've been a bad boy.
這個性虐戀的事算是陰差陽錯開始的 The whole S&M thing kinda started as an accident,
但然后發現了一些我們真實的內在 but then it tapped into something real.
我發現我很喜歡當施虐者 I'm realizing that I really enjoy being a Dom.
-是艾薩克 -你剛認識的那人嗎 - It's Isaac. - Oh, is that the new guy?
明天 我們會很慶幸我們沒有操之過急 Tomorrow, we're gonna be so glad that we waited.
去他媽的明天 Fuck tomorrow.
我靠 Oh... shhh--Shit!
你準備好迎接你的驚喜了嗎 Are you ready for your surprise?
早準備好了 So ready.
跟我來 Come with me.
你今晚特別帥 You look very handsome tonight.
你看著像一個 Oh... You look like a...
夢境 dream.
謝謝 Thanks.
暫時就說到這兒 But that's enough talking for now.
閉上眼睛 Close your eyes.
好 Ok...
你準備好度過你永生難忘的一夜了嗎 Are you prepared for a night you will never forget?
好了 All right.
我們到了 Here we are.
好 Ok...
我無法呼吸了 Can't breathe.
那是什么 What was that?
你要帶我去哪 Where are you taking me?
你能放松嗎 Would you relax?
很快你就會知道了 You'll find out soon enough.
我得說 小卡 這讓我有點緊張 I've gotta say, Car. This is making me a little nervous.
是啊 哥們 要的就是這效果 Yeah, bro. That's the point.
你感覺像鯊魚 You feel like a shark.
我嘞個 Holy fuckin'...
-你想做什么 -一切 - So, what do you wanna do? - Everything.
你是攻還是受還是 Are you a top or a bottom or...?
是的 Yes.
你有... Do you have, like, a--
你有偏好嗎 Do you have, like, a preference?
我想和你做一切 I wanna do everything with you.
酷 Cool.
泰斯 這是我男友福特 Tyce, this is my boyfriend, Ford.
嘿 福特 Hey, Ford.
親愛的 你不記得昨晚派對上的泰斯了嗎 Darling, don't you remember Tyce from the party the other night?
你要像個被責備的小孩逗留在門口 Are you gonna linger in the doorway like a reproached child,
還是要加入我們 or are you gonna join us?
這是什么 What is this?
別跟我說你從沒去過BDSM Well, don't tell me you've never been in the medical room
地牢里的醫務室 of a BDSM dungeon before.
現在 Now...
你要做個好男孩 乖乖聽話嗎 Are you gonna be a good little boy and behave?
是的 媽咪 我會聽話 Yes, mommy. I'll behave.
很好 Good.
躺下 Now lay down.
好緊 好緊 It's tight, it's tight!
寶貝 你最不需要擔心的就是這個 Oh, baby, that's the least of your worries.
你... You...
讓媽咪... have made mommy...
很生氣 real angry.
作為懲罰 And, as punishment,
我要榨干你全部生命力 I'm gonna milk every last drop of your life force.
你覺得怎么樣 How do you like the sound of that?
我喜歡 Oh, I love it.
媽咪 我很喜歡 Oh, mommy. I love it.
媽咪 我很喜歡 Mmm, mommy, I love it.
我喜歡 I love it?
怎么了 What?
我們能用套子嗎 Is it OK if we use a condom?
當然 Sure.
我吃了阻斷藥 不過隨你便 I'm on PrEP but whatever you want.
我只是 我沒有醫保 I just--uh, yeah, I just don't have, uh, health insurance,
所以我買不起 so I-I can't afford it.
-你是說阻斷藥嗎 -嗯 - PrEP, you mean? - Yeah.
你沒有參加公共醫療補助嗎 你多半夠格 Aren't you on Medicaid? You probably qualify.
如果你有公共醫療補助阻斷藥就是免費的 PrEP is free if you're on Medicaid.
真的嗎 Really?
你太可愛了 You're fuckin' adorable.
希芙跟我說你是編劇 So, Sev tells me you're a screenwriter.
我也是 Me, too.
你們倆是怎么認識的 So, how do you two know each other?
你暗示你對泰斯有性趣 I introduced myself to Tyce at the party
于是我在派對上向泰斯介紹了自己 after you indicated that you were sexually interested in him.
什么 我 What? I--
我沒有 我沒有 哥們 I, I didn't--no, I didn't, dude...
福特 Ford...
我從沒跟你說過這個 I've never told you this before,
但我在生活里一直有兩個夢想 but I've always had two great dreams in life.
第一個是成為天體生物物理學理論家 The first was to become an astro-biological theorist,
多虧在小學跳了三級 which, thanks to skipping 3 grades in primary school,
我在23歲時就做到了 I accomplished at the age of 23.
我第二個目標 And my second goal...
不幸的是 相對來說很難實現 Unfortunately, it has proved far more difficult to achieve.
但我希望 I'm hoping, however,
今晚會有所改變 that will all change tonight.
那個夢想 And that dream...
就是 is to be...
叉烤式做愛[前吸屌后被操] spit-roasted.
老兄 你在對我做什么 Oh, bro, what are you doing to me?
你喜歡 對嗎 You like that, don't you?
是的 我喜歡死了 Ah, fuck, yes. I love it.
天啊 你真拿手 Oh, my God, you're so good at that.
就像你師從過天主教神父一樣 It's like you were trained by Catholic priests!
天啊 操 Oh, my God. Oh, fuck!
操 我要射了 Oh, fuck, I'm close.
天 我要射了 我要射了 Oh, my God. I'm close, I'm close.
-我要射了 -好 - I'm close! Ah! - OK.
-夠了 -卡莉 卡莉 - That's enough of that. - Oh, Carly, Carly,
-小卡 小卡 -別走開 - Car, Car, Car-- - Mm. Now don't go anywhere.
等等 我被綁著還能去哪 Wait. Where the fuck am I going?
那是用來干什么的 Uh, what the hell is that for?
這叫做 It's called...
色情水刑 'sensual waterboarding'.
操 Fuck! Aah!
這有什么色情的 What's sensual about it?
手淫 The handjob.
不要 不要 OK, fuck no. Fuck, no.
-好了 淡定 -不要 - OK, OK, all right. Calm down. - Fuck no.
別這么慫 Hey, stop being such a wuss.
這很安全 我在毛片里看過一次 This is totally safe. I saw it in a porno once.
你都看的什么毛片啊 What kind of porn are you watching?
聽著 Hmm. Look,
相信我 好嗎 just trust me, OK?
顯然 死亡的錯覺會讓你的高潮 Apparently, the illusion of death makes your orgasm,
強烈十倍 like, 10 times more intense.
如果你真不喜歡 你可以使用安全詞 And if you really don't like it, you can use a safe word.
安全詞是什么 W-W-What, what's the safe word?
不知道 隨便什么都行 I don't know. Something random.
你最不可能把性與之聯系起來的是什么 What is something that you would never associate with sex?
孩子 Children?
就"觸發"怎么樣 How about we just go with 'triggered'?
操 好吧 只是別 Fuck, OK, OK. Just--just don't, like,
不小心殺死我什么的 accidentally kill me or something.
別擔心 Don't worry.
媽咪會好好照顧你的 Mommy will take good care of you.
寶貝喜歡 對嗎 Baby likes that, don't you?
瞧瞧 你個小變態 Oh, look at that, you little pervert.
你喜歡 對嗎 You like that, don't you?
-操 -大聲點 你個受虐狂 - Ah, fuck! - Hey! Speak up, you little masochist!
是的 女主人 Yes, mistress!
-告訴我你喜歡 -我喜歡 - Tell me you like it. - Ah, I love it!
-說出來 -操 我喜歡 - Say it! - Ah, fuck! I love it.
-告訴我你有多喜歡 -我喜歡 - Tell me how much you love it! - I love it!
我喜歡 I love it! Ah!
別射 Don't come!
別射 Don't come.
如果你射了 If you come,
我就殺了你 I will fucking kill you.
我的天 Oh, my God!
操 Ah fuck!
天啊 姐們 Oh, my God, bro.
你什么毛病 What is wrong with you?
你瘋了 You are insane.
我不知道 I don't know.
我沒有設定自己 I didn't program myself.
等等 等等 小卡 Wait. Wait, wait, Car...
我呢 What about me?
你怎么了 What about you?
卡莉 我要射 Carly, I need to come, like,
強烈想射 really, really badly.
就像火山要噴發一樣 It's like a Vesuvius situation here.
我們接下來該試什么 What should we try next?
那個 Uh, ooh, ooh, ooh, how about...
讓我射怎么樣 getting me off?
你知道 You know...
對于一個經常冥想的人來說 for someone who meditates so much,
你一點都不淡定 you have, like, zero fucking chill.
該死 你身材真好 Damn, man, you are lean.
你體脂率多少 What's your BFP?
目前在9%上下 Well, I'm hovering around 9% right now,
但我練線條的時候可以降到7% but I can get down to 7 when I'm cutting.
不錯啊 哥們 Nice, dude.
我自己從沒降到過8.5以下 I have never been able to get below an 8.5 myself.
我覺得你身材很好啊 Well, you look pretty frickin' diced to me, man.
謝了 哥們 Oh, thanks, bro.
泰斯的身體就像是羅丹的雕塑 Tyce's body is like a Rodin statue.
巨大而有力 It's so massive and powerful.
你同意嗎 福特 Wouldn't you agree, Ford?
來吧 Come on.
摸摸他 Touch him.
你不介意福特摸你 對嗎 泰斯 It's all right if Ford touches you, right, Tyce?
當然不 Sure.
摸吧 Go ahead.
別怕 Don't be afraid.
沒事 It's cool, dude.
這沒什么的 It doesn't have to be a big deal.
你是... So, are--are you, like...
雙性戀還是 bi, or...?
我是水瓶座 Well, I am an aquarius.
別害羞 福特 Go on, Ford.
摸他 Touch him.
看到你和另一個男人親熱 Seeing you with another man
會讓我性欲大增 would be extremely arousing for me.
是嗎 It would?
當然 Of course.
男同性愛在女性中是很常見的性幻想 Gay male sex is a very common erotic fantasy amongst women.
真的嗎 Really?
好性感 寶貝 Oh, it's so hot, baby.
是嗎 Yeah?
是的 Yes.
你知道怎樣會更性感嗎 Do you know what would be even hotter?
現在你去親吻泰斯 If you would kiss Tyce right now.
會讓我欲火焚身 It would turn me on so much.
拜托 福特 Please, Ford.
為了我 親他 Do it. For me.
為了我們 For us.
操 我做不到 Fuck, I'm--I can't.
抱歉 I am sorry.
我并不是恐同 I--I do--I'm not a homophobe or anything.
我只是 我覺得我是那種罕見的 I just, I think I'm one of those rare people
純異性戀 who's actually just straight.
真的嗎 福特 Really, Ford?
你一刻都不能撇開你的 You can't put your male insecurities aside
男性不安感嗎 for even just a moment?
不 我想的 真的想 No, I want to. I do.
我只是 我不確定 我可以 I just, I'm not sure I, I can...
聽著 我們慢慢來好嗎 Look, how about we just start off slow?
來點舒緩 刺激感官的按摩 Maybe some relaxing, sensuous massage.
我有說你可以摸自己嗎 Did I say you could touch yourself?
抱歉 Sorry.
或許我該操你 You know, maybe I just ought to fuck you.
天 那太好了 Oh, my God. Yes, please.
你是說用假雞巴嗎 Oh, you mean with the dildo.
是我的雞巴 只不過是硅膠做的 Well, it would--it would be my dick, just silicone.
嗯 Yeah...
這個我還需要適應一下 I might need to work up to that one.
天 為什么男人就不能克服他們的情感約束 Oh, my God. Why can't guys just get over their hangups
試試被假雞巴操呢 and give pegging a try?
真的 要是他們知道被操是什么滋味 Seriously, if they knew what it was like to get fucked,
他們操人或許會更加得心應手 they'd probably be better at fucking.
我們可以 Hey, is it cool if we, like...
不告訴別人這事嗎 just don't tell anyone about, you know, this?
什么 你的美食 祈禱和被虐經歷嗎 What? Your whole eat-pray-sub journey?
嗯 能不能把這事保密 Yeah, is it cool if we just, like, vault it?
拜托了 Please.
為什么 Why?
因為我們在床上做的事跟別人無關 Well, because what we do in bed is no one else's business.
我是認真的 卡莉 I'm serious, Carly.
我甚至不想你告訴尤利西斯 I don't even want you telling Ulysses about it.
卡莉 Carly?
好吧 我沒跟他說全部 OK, I didn't tell him everything.
但他跟我一起去家居用品店 But he might've, uh, come with me to Bed, Bath,
購買水刑時使用的道具 and More to get the waterboarding supplies.
我是買三百紗線密度的 Should I get a 300 thread count
還是大方點買六百紗線密度的 or splurge and get the 600?
我感覺都能造成腦損傷 They both seem equally brain damage-y to me.
天啊 卡莉 Jesus Christ, Carly.
你就不能閉嘴嗎 Can't you ever just keep your mouth shut?
你在乎這事的唯一原因 The only reason that you care
是因為 出于某種原因 is because, for some dumbass reason,
直男覺得被調教有損男子氣 straight guys think that being a sub is emasculating.
大姐 你最近沒出門嗎 Um, hello? Have you been out in the world lately?
喜歡奇怪調教性愛的男人 Being a guy who's into weird submissive sex
如今并不受歡迎 is not the move these days.
誰在乎其他人怎么想 Who, who gives a shit what people think?
我在乎 I do!
卡莉 Carly...
卡莉 你去哪 Carly, where are you going?
感覺如何 How's that feel?
爽爆了 Heavenly.
很好 Good.
你沒做對 Dude, you're not doing it right.
我們換換 我給你示范 Here, let's switch, OK? I'll show you.
她喜歡你更用力 OK, she likes it a little harder.
像這樣 Like this.
疼 福特 你弄疼我了 Ouch, Ford, you're hurting me.
你怎么回事 What is wrong with you?
沒事 福特 It's all right, Ford.
我知道你很緊張 I know you're nervous.
不如 How about...
我們一步步來 we take baby steps?
好 Ok.
如果你不想直接親泰斯 If you don't wanna kiss Tyce directly...
往我嘴里吐口水 Spit in my mouth.
生活好奇怪 Life is so fuckin' weird.
你什么意思 What do you mean?
我不想讓你覺得我很粘人什么的 Well... I don't wanna come off as a needball or anything,
但幾小時前我們還是陌生人 but we were basically strangers a few hours ago.
但奇怪的是我在你身邊已經感覺很自在了 And I already feel strangely comfortable around you.
-我也是 -我朋友總是跟我說 - Me, too. - Like, my friends are always telling me,
"別急 讓事情順其自然" "Don't rush it. Let things develop at their own pace."
你是認真的嗎 Are you serious right now?
抱歉如果我嚇到你了 I'm sorry if I'm freaking you out.
-我這就閉嘴 -不 - I'm just gonna shut up. - No!
不 不 只是 No, no, that's--it's just
我朋友也是這么跟我說的 that's exactly what my friends say to me.
-是嗎 -是的 - Yeah? - Yeah.
感覺你已經準備好再干一場了 It feels like maybe you're ready for another go-round?
是的 Oh? Yeah.
你也是 You, too.
怎么 我們的性生活讓你感到丟臉嗎 So, what? You're embarrassed of what we do sexually?
不 只是我是電視演員 No, it's just I am a television actor.
我不能冒險讓粉絲知道我性生活里的下流細節 I can't risk my fans finding out the sordid details of my sex life.
粉絲 Fans?
你唯一的粉絲就是戀尸癖 Dude, your only fans are necrophiliacs.
他們才沒資格 And they are hardly in a position
評判你變態呢 to be judging you for being freaky.
這話什么意思 What is that supposed to mean?
聽著 我只是覺得通過最近一系列的體驗 Look, I just feel like we've gotten a lot closer lately
我們的關系變得更親密了 through all of these experiences we've been having,
我想和我朋友分享 and I-I wanna be able to share that with my friends!
這也是我的性生活 It's my sex life, too!
我懂 但是 I get it. Look, but--
你在性愛中就沒做過任何 Isn't there anything you've ever done sexually
你想保密的事嗎 that you wanted to keep a secret?
沒有 No.
我坦坦蕩蕩 I'm an open book.
就是性而已 有什么好丟人的 It's just sex. What is there to be ashamed about?
什么鬼 What the...?
這是我見過的最恐怖的鬼屋 This is officially the scariest haunted house I've ever seen.
好了 Ok.
該讓派對開始了 Time to get this party started.
現在又怎么了 Now what's the matter?
抱歉 我只是 我 I'm sorry, I just--I'm...
我腦子里太亂了 而且 I'm too in my head, and...
我們有一整晚呢 別擔心 We have all night. Don't worry.
要不喝點香檳放松一下 Why don't you just have some champagne and relax?
與此同時 讓我來好好了解下泰斯 In the meantime, I'll get better acquainted with Tyce.
希芙 Uh, Sev...
希芙 Sev.
怎么了 What's wrong?
不好意思 我也一樣 Yeah, I'm sorry. Same issue.
這是怎么回事 What's going on here?
你很美 You're beautiful.
很明顯 只是 Obviously. It's just...
我感覺你們倆之間好像... I sense there's seems to be some sort of...
-氣氛很緊張 -你什么意思 - tension between you two. - What do you mean?
我知道女人覺得男人就是沒頭腦的做愛機器 I know women think guys are just mindless fuck machines
如果有必要我們會把雞巴都插進地上的洞 who'll stick our dick in a hole in the ground if we have to,
但得讓我自在些 but I need to be comfortable,
才好融入其中享受 in order to be into it.
陰莖是個非常可靠的情緒陰晴計 A penis is a very reliable emotional barometer.
-對呀 終于有人懂了 -兄弟 - Yes! Finally, someone who gets it! - Dude.
天啊 真特么一對姬佬
好吧 Well...
既然有空談論下我們的感受 Now that we had a chance to talk about our feelings,
接下來我們要干嘛 what should we do next?
幫彼此編花辮 Braid each other's hair?
還是給我們的陰道起小名 Name our vaginas?
我認真的 卡莉 I'm serious, Carly.
在解決這個問題前 我什么都不干 I'm not doing anything more until we get this resolved.
這里是我做主 不是你 I'm the one in charge here, not you.
我要你保證 I need your word.
你保證 Do you promise...
不告訴任何人嗎 not to tell anyone about this?
尤利也不行 Not even Uly?
好的 好的 我他媽的不會告訴任何人 All right, fine. I won't fucking tell anyone.
你現在高興了嗎 You happy now?
是的 謝謝 Yes, thank you.
好啊 Ok.
現在 裝成小寶寶的樣子 Now act like a baby.
怎么裝 How?
你是個演員 You're an actor.
進入你的角色 Get into character.
咕咕 Goo goo.
搞什么 你就這點能耐嗎 Really? Is that the best you can do?
咕咕 Goo.
-咕 -我的天 - Goo. - Oh, my God.
你真他媽的無能 過來 You're fuckin' helpless. Come here.
小寶寶餓了嗎 Is baby hungry?
嗯 嗯 咕 Mm, mm, goo.
咕 Goo.
你就是個想要射的大寶貝 是不是 You're just a big baby who's desperate to come, aren't you?
咕咕 Goo.
行了 行了 你在搞什么 OK, OK, OK, wh-what are you--what are you doing?
我說要像嬰兒一樣 I said act like a baby.
不是假裝成嬰兒的成年人 Not an adult pretending to be a baby.
咕咕 Goo goo?
你必須選好自己的角色 You need to make a fucking choice
好好演下去 and commit to it.
好吧 好吧 我努力 媽咪 Well--well, I'm trying, mommy.
顯然你還不夠努力 Well, you're not trying hard enough.
壞寶寶 Bad baby!
你就是個壞寶寶 You're a bad, bad baby!
卡莉 住手 Carly, stop!
你知道嗎 也許如果我讓你演死嬰 You know, maybe if I told you to act like a dead baby,
也許你會演得更像 you'd be more convincing,
似乎裝死 considering playing a fucking corpse
就是你唯一能勝任的技能 seems to be your only employable skill.
你是個壞孩子 You're a bad baby!
-壞孩子 -觸發 哥們 觸發 - A bad baby! - Triggered, bro. Triggered!
-該死的孩子 杰思羅 -觸發 - Bad fucking baby, Jethro! - Triggered!
你是個壞孩子 你是個壞男友 You're a bad baby! You're a bad boyfriend!
你還他媽是個爛演員 You're a bad fucking actor!
-爛演員 -觸發 - Bad actor! - Triggered!
爛演員 Bad actor!
-觸發 -你他媽是個糟糕透頂的演員 - Triggered! - You're a terrible fucking actor!
你在說什么 What are you talking about?
這怎么就是我的錯了 How is this my fault?
你在我面前和另一個女人做愛就沒關系 It's fine for you to fuck another woman in front of me,
但反過來你就不能接受了 but when it's the other way around, you can't handle it.
你至少得先告訴我你的計劃 You should've told me what you had planned.
你總是直接把這些驚喜砸給我 You're always pulling these surprises on me.
你喜歡驚喜 You like surprises.
沒錯 當我知道該期待什么的時候 Yeah, when I know what to expect.
等等 Woah, wait.
她沒告訴你我會在這里 She didn't tell you I was gonna be here?
我知道她約了人過來 Well, I-I-I knew she was inviting someone over,
但我以為會是個姑娘 but I assumed you'd be a girl.
操 Fuck!
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我討厭那種認為三人行就應該是 I resent the cultural assumption that a threesome
一男兩女的文化 is one man with two women.
這是典型的性別歧視 It's quintessential sexism.
你覺得我是什么 What do you think I am?
只是一個隨時張開大腿給你的人嗎 Just someone who procures pussy for you?
什么 What?
希芙 這是你的主意 Sev, this was your idea.
我從沒讓你把所有的空閑時間都花在 I never asked you to spend all your spare time
給我倆組織群交上 organizing orgies for us.
我們的社會性觀念 Our societal concept of sexuality
完全是圍繞男性的愉悅而建立 is entirely organized around male pleasure.
對男人來說 和兩個女人上床是一種成就 For a man, sleeping with two women is an accomplishment.
女人不過是性愛玩偶 滿足男人的自大 Women are mere sexual props, in service to the male ego.
那我是什么呢 What am I, then?
什么意思 What do you mean?
我只是你晚上的性玩具嗎 Am--Am I just your sexual prop for the evening?
是的 在某種意義上 Yes, in a way.
難以置信 Wow.
我們以前和另一個女人來過三人行 We've done this before with a woman,
而你似乎沒有異議 and there were no objections
因為女人已經習慣了被性奴化 because women are accustomed to being sexualized.
所以是的 我認為男人 So, yes, I believe that men
也應該體驗下被物化的感覺 should experience what it's like to be objectified as well.
你說這話是認真的嗎 Are you seriously saying that?
對個黑人 To a black guy?
這話很有問題 你不覺得嗎 That's hashtag problematic, don't you think?
你現在要去哪 Now where are you going?
回家 Home.
我累了 I'm tired.
我還沒射呢 I still haven't come yet.
這是你自己的問題吧 不是嗎 Guess that's your problem, isn't it?
你為什么這么生氣 Why are you acting all pissed?
我才是該發火的那個 I'm the one who should be mad.
你剛剛貶低了我的職業技能 You just criticized my craft!
無所謂了 杰思羅 Whatever, Jethro.
我要回車上 I'm going to the car.
好吧 等等 還是得換下衣服 Well, hold on. Still have to get changed.
我在外面等 I'll wait outside.
等一等 Uh, hey. Wait up.
我真的很抱歉 伙計 I'm just really sorry about this, man.
我們通常不這么瘋狂 We're not usually this crazy...
-我不認為 -沒關系 不用道歉 - I don't think... - It's all right. No hard feelings.
我只希望你們倆能解決這個問題 I just hope you two get this sorted out.
謝謝 Thanks.
我得說 Oh, and I gotta say,
早些時候提起會有點很尷尬 it felt awkward bringing it up earlier,
但我是你的粉絲 but, um, I'm a big fan.
你的那個內衣廣告 Of your underwear ads.
我到哪都能看見 I've been seeing them everywhere.
我是說 我和我男朋友非常喜歡 I mean, me and my boyfriend, we love 'em!
酷 Cool.
恭喜 Congrats!
謝謝 伙計 Thanks, man!
拜啦 See ya.
我今早可真不想去上班 I so don't wanna go to work this morning.
你睡得怎么樣 How'd you sleep?
像個嬰兒 只是沒睡夠 你呢 Like a baby. Just not long enough. How about you?
還行 醒醒睡睡 Uh, yeah, it was on and off.
我有點 I was, uh, sort of...
興奮得睡不著 too excited to sleep.
你真可愛 You're cute.
等等 OK, hold on.
我得刷下牙 I'm gonna brush my teeth.
天哪 為什么 Oh, my God, why?
等等 什么 Wait, what?
我對早晨口氣有個古怪的執念 Yeah, I have this--this weird thing about morning breath.
除非刷了牙 否則我不會吻任何人 Like, I don't kiss anybody unless I brush my teeth.
真的 Really?
是的 很神經質 對吧 Yeah, it's neurotic, right?
你也要進來嗎 You're coming, too?
對 我要尿尿 Uh, yeah, I gotta pee.
裸著 Naked?
是的 可以嗎 Yeah, is that OK?
當然 Sure.
你需要牙刷還是 Do you, uh--do you need a toothbrush or...?
就用我手指 但是 Yeah, I was just gonna use my finger, but...
別 No...
給 Here.
謝謝 Thanks.
你可以把它留下 這樣你就有專屬牙刷了 And--And you can keep it here, so, so you'll always have one.
真的嗎 Really?
是啊 Yeah.
希芙 Sev?
怎么 Yes?
你生我的氣嗎 Are you mad at me?
我很失望 相當沮喪 I'm disappointed and rather frustrated.
但我不生氣 But I'm not mad.
盡管因為昨晚不太順利 You know, just because last night didn't go so well
并不意味我不想繼續嘗試非一夫一妻制的事情 doesn't mean I don't want us to keep trying the non-monogamy thing.
我很高興你這么說 I'm glad to hear that.
謝謝 Thank you.
天啊 除了和你整天呆在床上 Oh, my God. There's nothing I want more
其他我什么都不想做 than to spend the whole day in bed with you,
而你讓一切難上加難 and you're not making it any easier.
你總是在星期六上班嗎 Do you always work on Saturdays?
不 謝天謝地 只是最近很忙 No, thank God. It's just been really busy.
很奇怪 最近突然有種流行病 It's weird. There's been this, like, sudden epidemic
無家可歸的病人會出現精神分裂的癥狀 of homeless clients exhibiting signs of delusional schizophrenia.
真的嗎 Really?
這真的給我們已經很有限的資源 It's really putting a strain on our already
施加了很多壓力 very limited resources.
但是 我之后再打給你 But--OK, I'll call you later.
酷 Cool.
我們今晚再約會是不是太快了 Is it too soon if we hang out again tonight?
不會 Nope.
看來你的肉棒很喜歡這個主意 Looks like your dick likes that idea.
是的 很喜歡 Oh, yeah, it does.
好了 我真得走了 OK, OK, I have to fucking go.
我陪你出去 Yeah, I'll walk you out.
不 拜托別 No, please don't.
什么意思 What do you mean?
你知道我的意思 You--You know what I mean.
又失策了 Foiled again.
我們... I'll see you in...
九個半小時后見 nine and a half hours.
真棒 Cool.
別那樣看著我 Don't look at me like that.
好 Ok.
好的 再見 OK, goodbye.