1 00:00:02,258 --> 00:00:03,342 Uh-huh. 2 00:00:03,426 --> 00:00:06,804 Just pop the bone right back into place, I'll be there as soon as I can. 3 00:00:10,642 --> 00:00:12,227 - Hello? - Hello? 4 00:00:14,270 --> 00:00:17,398 - Hello? - Hello? 5 00:00:17,481 --> 00:00:19,150 Okay, who's gonna be our first victim? 6 00:00:19,233 --> 00:00:21,861 Oh! Oh! Oh! How about we call the... 7 00:00:21,945 --> 00:00:23,362 How about we call the pizza place 8 00:00:23,446 --> 00:00:25,239 and order a pizza with extra thick sausage, 9 00:00:25,323 --> 00:00:28,284 only we're talking about extra thick dicks? 10 00:00:28,367 --> 00:00:30,745 Wait, I don't know how to call outside numbers on this phone. 11 00:00:30,829 --> 00:00:32,080 - Ugh! - Um... Oh! 12 00:00:32,163 --> 00:00:34,165 Let's call Jonas, from the mess hall. 13 00:00:34,248 --> 00:00:36,375 - Guy's a total doofus. Extension 84. - Yes! Yes! 14 00:00:36,459 --> 00:00:38,294 - Great idea. - Yeah. 15 00:00:43,592 --> 00:00:45,426 Mess hall. Jonas Jurgenson. 16 00:00:45,509 --> 00:00:46,636 Hello. 17 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:49,263 Hello, yes, this is the food inspector. 18 00:00:49,347 --> 00:00:53,392 We just received a report that your food is contaminated with dick farts. 19 00:00:53,476 --> 00:00:56,229 What did you say? 20 00:00:58,397 --> 00:01:01,651 I said your stupid kitchen food apparently has a dick in it, 21 00:01:01,735 --> 00:01:06,656 and apparently that dick farted, and now your entire... 22 00:01:06,740 --> 00:01:08,575 kitchen smells like dick farts. 23 00:01:11,535 --> 00:01:13,454 This isn't the food inspector. 24 00:01:13,537 --> 00:01:16,499 The food inspector would never call me at this time of day. Who is this? 25 00:01:16,583 --> 00:01:19,168 I'm gonna kill you and fuck you. 26 00:01:19,252 --> 00:01:20,378 Who is this? 27 00:01:20,461 --> 00:01:22,213 It's your butthole. 28 00:01:25,091 --> 00:01:26,300 Oh, my God! Victor! 29 00:01:26,384 --> 00:01:29,137 That was awesome, Victor! 30 00:01:29,220 --> 00:01:31,055 Victor, do you think he knew it was you, Victor? 31 00:01:31,139 --> 00:01:32,932 Victor, do you think he knew it was you, Victor? 32 00:01:33,016 --> 00:01:35,434 No, no. That guy's a dumb fuck. 33 00:01:36,060 --> 00:01:38,437 Victor Pulak. 34 00:01:52,243 --> 00:01:53,244 Hello? 35 00:01:54,996 --> 00:01:57,415 Why don't you go fuck a soup? 36 00:01:57,498 --> 00:02:01,836 How 'bout I cook you like a soup? 37 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:05,298 I'll simmer you and filter you through cheesecloth for stock... 38 00:02:05,381 --> 00:02:06,465 What's he saying? 39 00:02:06,549 --> 00:02:09,260 Then I'll add fresh vegetables and grains. 40 00:02:09,343 --> 00:02:11,554 And once I'm done... 41 00:02:12,806 --> 00:02:14,808 I'm going to kill you. 42 00:02:17,060 --> 00:02:18,687 He says he's gonna kill me... 43 00:02:19,979 --> 00:02:21,105 like a soup. 44 00:02:22,106 --> 00:02:23,441 Should I hang up? 45 00:02:23,524 --> 00:02:25,318 I'm not sure what to do. 46 00:02:25,401 --> 00:02:28,487 - Should I say thank you? Okay. - No, don't. Don't. 47 00:02:28,571 --> 00:02:29,864 - Thank you. - No. 48 00:02:31,115 --> 00:02:32,784 - We got to get out of here. - Okay. 49 00:02:32,867 --> 00:02:35,411 Let's go to the bunk. Come on. Come on! 50 00:02:37,082 --> 00:02:39,082 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com 51 00:02:43,627 --> 00:02:45,671 Five, six, seven, eight! 52 00:02:46,923 --> 00:02:48,466 {an8}♪ The streets ♪ 53 00:02:48,549 --> 00:02:50,760 {an8}♪ That's where the action's at ♪ 54 00:02:50,844 --> 00:02:52,470 {an8}♪ The streets ♪ 55 00:02:52,553 --> 00:02:54,973 {an8}♪ Where everything's for sale ♪ 56 00:02:55,056 --> 00:02:56,766 {an8}♪ The streets ♪ 57 00:02:56,850 --> 00:02:58,267 {an8}♪ That's where you make it or break it ♪ 58 00:02:58,351 --> 00:03:01,771 {an8}♪ The streets ♪ 59 00:03:01,855 --> 00:03:03,732 ♪ It's a blackout ♪ 60 00:03:03,815 --> 00:03:05,608 All right. Good job, chorus! 61 00:03:05,691 --> 00:03:06,943 Good job! Take five. 62 00:03:07,026 --> 00:03:10,446 {an8}All right, let's get our Billy and Roxy up here! 63 00:03:10,529 --> 00:03:12,198 {an8}We're gonna do the leap. 64 00:03:12,281 --> 00:03:15,034 {an8}Okay. Okay. You ready? 65 00:03:15,118 --> 00:03:16,452 - You gonna catch me? - Yep. 66 00:03:21,875 --> 00:03:24,293 Wrong! Reset, let's do it again! 67 00:03:24,377 --> 00:03:26,379 This is stupid! It's impossible! 68 00:03:26,462 --> 00:03:27,588 We just have to keep practicing. 69 00:03:27,671 --> 00:03:30,424 Forget it. I shoulda never done this to begin with. I quit. 70 00:03:30,508 --> 00:03:32,844 What? No, we can do this. 71 00:03:32,927 --> 00:03:34,470 Go ahead. Let's see what you got. 72 00:03:36,347 --> 00:03:39,475 That's it, Andy! Run! 73 00:03:39,558 --> 00:03:42,812 Run like you always do. Like this. 74 00:03:42,896 --> 00:03:45,564 I guess Claude was right and I was wrong. 75 00:03:45,648 --> 00:03:47,316 Maybe you don't have what it takes. 76 00:03:53,364 --> 00:03:56,826 Maybe for the first time in my life... 77 00:03:56,910 --> 00:03:58,244 I'm afraid. 78 00:04:00,413 --> 00:04:03,416 Then harness it. 79 00:04:03,499 --> 00:04:06,294 Harness that fear. 80 00:04:07,128 --> 00:04:10,757 Theater is fear. 81 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:12,967 Theater is pain. 82 00:04:13,051 --> 00:04:16,304 Theater is now, and it's you. 83 00:04:16,387 --> 00:04:18,639 And if there is anyone in here 84 00:04:18,722 --> 00:04:21,935 that does not have torments within them, 85 00:04:22,018 --> 00:04:23,686 well they can get the fuck out! 86 00:04:23,770 --> 00:04:25,897 Because I don't want to work with you! 87 00:04:25,980 --> 00:04:28,607 - Is she always like this? - Every day. 88 00:04:28,691 --> 00:04:32,862 Now you get back up on stage, you beautiful, broken son of a bitch, 89 00:04:32,946 --> 00:04:36,490 and you dance like your life depends on it. 90 00:04:36,574 --> 00:04:39,493 Because, God damn it, it does. 91 00:04:41,454 --> 00:04:43,372 Five, six, seven, eight! 92 00:04:46,793 --> 00:04:49,253 Okay, front, back, front. 93 00:04:51,923 --> 00:04:54,133 That was inspired. 94 00:04:54,217 --> 00:04:55,551 I know. 95 00:04:59,638 --> 00:05:02,475 - Like Shields and Yarnell, those two. - Mmm. 96 00:05:05,728 --> 00:05:07,605 - I don't know what to do. - Let's go. Come on! 97 00:05:07,688 --> 00:05:08,689 He's coming. He's coming here now. 98 00:05:08,772 --> 00:05:11,484 - Get out! Give me the bag! - We made a horrible mistake! 99 00:05:12,651 --> 00:05:15,196 - Get in the bed. Lie in bed. - Okay. 100 00:05:19,283 --> 00:05:21,035 Oh, hey, Jonas. 101 00:05:21,119 --> 00:05:22,453 - What's up? - Not much. 102 00:05:22,536 --> 00:05:24,914 - Have you seen Victor Pulak? - No. 103 00:05:24,998 --> 00:05:28,501 No, can't say I've seen him, come to think of it. 104 00:05:29,752 --> 00:05:31,545 Cool. Cool. 105 00:05:31,629 --> 00:05:35,091 But I was just in the neighborhood and I thought, what the heck, 106 00:05:35,174 --> 00:05:38,177 off chance and just kind of maybe see if he was around here. 107 00:05:38,261 --> 00:05:40,179 - Yeah, sure. - You can never tell. 108 00:05:40,263 --> 00:05:41,847 May get lucky. 109 00:05:41,931 --> 00:05:43,682 - I'll just mosey around here. - Yeah. Right, right. 110 00:05:43,766 --> 00:05:45,726 Maybe he is here and you just missed him. 111 00:05:45,809 --> 00:05:46,978 - Maybe he's not here. - Like... 112 00:05:47,061 --> 00:05:48,187 A-ha! 113 00:05:51,399 --> 00:05:53,151 Well, if you see him, just tell him I'm looking for him. 114 00:05:53,234 --> 00:05:57,613 Absolutely. I definitely, definitely will pass that information along if I see him. 115 00:06:01,034 --> 00:06:02,868 - That was weird. - What's weird? 116 00:06:02,952 --> 00:06:04,245 That sound. What sound? 117 00:06:04,328 --> 00:06:05,663 The sound of someone jumping off the rafters 118 00:06:05,746 --> 00:06:07,498 and scampering to the back of the cabin. 119 00:06:07,581 --> 00:06:09,583 That's just a rafter rat. I've got to talk to Mitch about that. 120 00:06:13,087 --> 00:06:14,297 I think I'm gonna take a look around. 121 00:06:14,380 --> 00:06:17,883 Wish that you would take a look around. There's all this area to look around in. 122 00:06:17,967 --> 00:06:21,262 Why not look at it? So much here... to see. 123 00:06:33,942 --> 00:06:36,235 Well, like I said, if you see him, just tell him I'm looking for him. 124 00:06:36,319 --> 00:06:38,947 Yeah, yeah, yeah! Sure, sure thing, Jonas. Are you kidding? 125 00:06:39,030 --> 00:06:41,365 That's exactly what I'm gonna tell him when I see him. 126 00:06:42,575 --> 00:06:44,368 You sure you're not covering for your friend? 127 00:06:47,246 --> 00:06:49,165 I think I'm just gonna take another look-see around. 128 00:06:59,633 --> 00:07:00,969 - Victor, run! - Ahh! 129 00:07:05,806 --> 00:07:07,308 Run, Victor! 130 00:07:08,935 --> 00:07:11,104 Godspeed, Victor Pulak. 131 00:07:27,578 --> 00:07:29,747 {an8}Jonas is not who he says he is. 132 00:07:30,789 --> 00:07:33,417 Everything has been a lie. 133 00:07:33,501 --> 00:07:35,878 My trust in the world is broken. 134 00:07:37,546 --> 00:07:41,300 Is this my wedding dress? I don't know. 135 00:07:41,384 --> 00:07:45,346 Is this my wedding table? I don't know. 136 00:07:45,429 --> 00:07:48,391 It's like I don't even know what a wedding table is anymore, you know? 137 00:07:48,474 --> 00:07:50,643 It's like maybe I never even knew. 138 00:07:52,728 --> 00:07:54,230 Why don't you go talk to him, Gail? 139 00:07:54,313 --> 00:07:56,774 Tell him what you know and see what he says. 140 00:07:56,857 --> 00:07:59,318 - I can't do that. - Why? 141 00:07:59,402 --> 00:08:02,655 Because I'm a devout Mennonite, and in the Mennonite faith, 142 00:08:02,738 --> 00:08:05,116 a bride and a groom are not to see each other at all 143 00:08:05,199 --> 00:08:06,784 on the day of the nuptials. 144 00:08:06,867 --> 00:08:08,619 It is writ so in the scriptures. 145 00:08:08,702 --> 00:08:10,871 - But you were with him earlier today. - No, I wasn't. 146 00:08:10,954 --> 00:08:12,915 - A bunch of times. Yeah. - Mmm-mmm. No, I wasn't. 147 00:08:12,999 --> 00:08:14,750 - What are you saying? - We all saw you together. 148 00:08:14,833 --> 00:08:16,169 I don't know what you're talking about. 149 00:08:16,252 --> 00:08:18,004 And is that even true about Mennonite weddings? 150 00:08:18,087 --> 00:08:19,797 Look, I don't like how you're twisting my words, Froggy. 151 00:08:19,880 --> 00:08:21,632 That's not fair. Please don't do that. 152 00:08:21,715 --> 00:08:24,427 There's been no twisting of words. 153 00:08:24,510 --> 00:08:25,636 You know, Gail, 154 00:08:25,719 --> 00:08:30,433 sometimes to forgive is to set a prisoner free, 155 00:08:30,516 --> 00:08:32,726 only to realize 156 00:08:32,810 --> 00:08:34,728 that prisoner is you. 157 00:08:34,812 --> 00:08:37,648 You know, when you point a finger at someone, 158 00:08:37,731 --> 00:08:41,277 there's three fingers pointing back at you. 159 00:08:42,111 --> 00:08:43,571 Wow. 160 00:08:43,654 --> 00:08:45,781 That is really true. 161 00:08:45,864 --> 00:08:47,991 I never thought of that. 162 00:08:48,076 --> 00:08:50,078 So, what are you gonna do? 163 00:08:51,995 --> 00:08:54,582 I'm gonna go through with the wedding. 164 00:09:00,171 --> 00:09:03,049 {an8}God, Beth, the government hired a trained killer to silence us! 165 00:09:03,132 --> 00:09:04,508 You sure this guy can help? 166 00:09:04,592 --> 00:09:07,303 Well, we need a lawyer if we're going to expose Xenstar 167 00:09:07,386 --> 00:09:10,556 and stop the toxic sludge from killing everyone at camp. 168 00:09:13,434 --> 00:09:15,186 Okay! What can I do for ya? 169 00:09:15,269 --> 00:09:17,688 Parking tickets? Fender benders? Slip and fall? 170 00:09:17,771 --> 00:09:19,773 I'm undefeated with slip and fall cases. 171 00:09:19,857 --> 00:09:22,860 Public urination, too. Undefeated. 172 00:09:22,943 --> 00:09:25,279 Down at the courthouse they call me Johnny Piss Pot. 173 00:09:25,363 --> 00:09:27,698 Oh, no, sir. This is much bigger. 174 00:09:27,781 --> 00:09:30,659 We're in danger, sir. We need your help. 175 00:09:30,743 --> 00:09:32,453 We want to take on the U.S. Government. 176 00:09:34,538 --> 00:09:36,415 The U.S. Government, you say? 177 00:09:41,504 --> 00:09:43,172 Hold all my calls. 178 00:09:54,892 --> 00:09:56,352 Dinner! 179 00:10:04,443 --> 00:10:05,569 Oh, hi. 180 00:10:05,653 --> 00:10:07,029 There you are. Listen, 181 00:10:07,113 --> 00:10:10,241 I would love to go over some of the blocking for tonight. 182 00:10:10,324 --> 00:10:13,119 Just some of the last minute changes I've been mulling over. 183 00:10:13,202 --> 00:10:15,371 I would really love your input. 184 00:10:15,454 --> 00:10:18,707 Wow. You want my input? That's amazing, Mr. Dumet. 185 00:10:18,791 --> 00:10:20,751 Oh, please, just call me Mister. 186 00:10:21,335 --> 00:10:22,378 Okay. 187 00:10:22,461 --> 00:10:25,756 So maybe you'd be willing to, uh, have dinner with me, 188 00:10:25,839 --> 00:10:27,883 alone in my cabin, just the two of us? 189 00:10:28,592 --> 00:10:30,886 - A working dinner? - Yes. 190 00:10:30,969 --> 00:10:33,139 Yes, working. Working on the play. 191 00:10:33,222 --> 00:10:36,225 Playing. Not working. 192 00:10:36,309 --> 00:10:38,686 That sounds great, Mister. 193 00:10:38,769 --> 00:10:41,439 It is my lucky day. 194 00:10:44,233 --> 00:10:47,195 I'll go, uh, get the place ready, and why don't you, uh... 195 00:10:47,278 --> 00:10:48,404 freshen up? 196 00:10:49,029 --> 00:10:51,114 Well, I'm young, so I'm squeaky clean. 197 00:10:52,283 --> 00:10:53,409 God bless. 198 00:10:55,619 --> 00:10:59,373 Hey, Coop, the rock star look really, really works for you. 199 00:10:59,457 --> 00:11:01,041 - Oh, yeah? You like this stuff? - Yeah. 200 00:11:01,124 --> 00:11:03,544 Cool. And I'll wear that shirt you got me to the show tonight. 201 00:11:03,627 --> 00:11:04,670 Watch out, David Lee Roth! 202 00:11:04,753 --> 00:11:06,380 Cooperberg's lookin' hot! 203 00:11:09,258 --> 00:11:10,593 - Hey, Jeanie. - Hey. 204 00:11:10,676 --> 00:11:15,264 I'm really glad that we finally got a chance to have some alone time. 205 00:11:15,348 --> 00:11:17,057 I'd like to make a toast. 206 00:11:17,140 --> 00:11:20,478 To us, and what I hope will be a wonderful summer, 207 00:11:20,561 --> 00:11:24,315 filled with memories, laughter, hugs, maybe some... 208 00:11:24,398 --> 00:11:27,818 Let's do this right, shall we? Ah... 209 00:11:27,901 --> 00:11:30,863 You know, in my country, it's considered bad luck 210 00:11:30,946 --> 00:11:33,532 to make a toast without real wine. 211 00:11:33,616 --> 00:11:35,033 What's he doing here? 212 00:11:35,117 --> 00:11:37,536 I invited him. I mean, you don't want him to eat alone, do you? 213 00:11:37,620 --> 00:11:39,247 No, but... 214 00:11:39,330 --> 00:11:41,374 You and I haven't even had a chance to hang out. 215 00:11:41,457 --> 00:11:46,670 Coop, I must confess, I have overheard what you two saying across me, 216 00:11:46,754 --> 00:11:49,548 and if you want me to leave, I understand. 217 00:11:52,593 --> 00:11:55,596 - No, it's fine. - Then let's drink, my friend. 218 00:11:55,679 --> 00:11:58,140 No, I don't drink, 'cause I'm underage. 219 00:11:58,223 --> 00:12:01,894 Come on, drink. You don't want to be a Freddy Fuddy Duddy. 220 00:12:01,977 --> 00:12:05,188 You do not want to be a Freddy... Who is this? 221 00:12:05,273 --> 00:12:08,233 - It's Freddy Fuddy Duddy. - A Freddy Fuddy Duddy. 222 00:12:08,317 --> 00:12:09,568 - Okay. - Cheers. 223 00:12:11,904 --> 00:12:13,447 Mmm. 224 00:12:14,698 --> 00:12:15,783 Think fast. 225 00:12:16,950 --> 00:12:18,869 Hey, Katie. Good rehearsin' today... 226 00:12:18,952 --> 00:12:21,914 Thanks, Andy. You, too. Don't worry, we'll get that leap. 227 00:12:21,997 --> 00:12:23,957 Oh, man. What's in your nose? 228 00:12:24,041 --> 00:12:26,126 I don't know. Do I have something? 229 00:12:26,209 --> 00:12:28,379 Yeah, it looks like a fart. 230 00:12:30,756 --> 00:12:32,883 - People have their mouths open. - So good... 231 00:12:32,966 --> 00:12:36,387 - It's so good. - Whoa! Hold on! 232 00:12:36,470 --> 00:12:39,598 Did I just see a smile come out of the great, rich and powerful Katie Finnerty? 233 00:12:39,682 --> 00:12:41,809 - No. - Oh, yeah. 234 00:12:41,892 --> 00:12:45,479 I see how it is. I'm gettin' to you, Katie. 235 00:12:45,563 --> 00:12:47,648 Oh, my God. 236 00:12:50,776 --> 00:12:54,237 I'll fart my way into that snatch, just you watch. 237 00:12:55,489 --> 00:12:56,615 Okay. 238 00:13:08,752 --> 00:13:11,213 Can't run forever, Victor! 239 00:13:11,296 --> 00:13:14,717 I'm gonna smoke you out. Like salmon. 240 00:13:35,153 --> 00:13:36,864 Ow! 241 00:14:04,808 --> 00:14:08,061 Do you know what the strongest shape is? 242 00:14:08,145 --> 00:14:10,523 - Stop sign shape? - No. 243 00:14:10,606 --> 00:14:13,401 The strongest shape is the triangle. 244 00:14:13,484 --> 00:14:16,069 One. Two. Three. 245 00:14:16,153 --> 00:14:17,696 Like the three stars of Shabbat. 246 00:14:17,780 --> 00:14:22,075 Do you know Pythagris? He was a mathematician. 247 00:14:22,159 --> 00:14:24,578 - You mean Pythagoras? - Yes, Pythagris. 248 00:14:24,662 --> 00:14:29,917 Pythagris said that if hypotenuse is length C, 249 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,378 the legs are lengths A and B, 250 00:14:32,461 --> 00:14:36,465 then A-squared plus B-squared equals C-squared. 251 00:14:36,549 --> 00:14:38,884 - Isn't this nice? - I don't understand. 252 00:14:38,967 --> 00:14:42,220 Coop, the tird is not extra. 253 00:14:42,304 --> 00:14:45,057 The tird is not hanging off from the side. 254 00:14:45,140 --> 00:14:48,977 - Did you just say "turd"? - Coop, tonight we will be three. 255 00:14:49,061 --> 00:14:51,855 You will be our tird. 256 00:14:53,065 --> 00:14:55,443 It really, really sounds like he's saying turd. 257 00:14:55,526 --> 00:14:56,652 He's saying "third." 258 00:14:56,735 --> 00:15:00,906 Turd. Like the... what goes... What happen in the toilet. 259 00:15:00,989 --> 00:15:02,866 - Oh. - You will be our turd. 260 00:15:02,950 --> 00:15:04,785 I guess then I misunderstood it. 261 00:15:12,250 --> 00:15:13,335 - Just one more time. - Okay. 262 00:15:13,419 --> 00:15:15,421 - Give me four for nothing. - Five, six, seven, eight. 263 00:15:15,504 --> 00:15:17,380 ♪ Zoot suit, zoot suit ♪ 264 00:15:17,465 --> 00:15:19,550 ♪ Z-O-O-T S-U-I-T ♪ 265 00:15:19,633 --> 00:15:21,427 - ♪ Reet pleat ♪ - ♪ Silk lapel ♪ 266 00:15:21,510 --> 00:15:23,929 ♪ Guns-a-blazin' Straight to hell ♪ 267 00:15:24,012 --> 00:15:25,764 ♪ In my mind you look so cute ♪ 268 00:15:25,848 --> 00:15:27,683 ♪ Wrapped up with your arms around my ♪ 269 00:15:27,766 --> 00:15:31,144 ♪ Zoot suit Zoot, zoot suit ♪ 270 00:15:32,395 --> 00:15:34,607 - That's good. That was really pretty good. - Thanks. 271 00:15:34,690 --> 00:15:35,691 Yeah. 272 00:15:37,067 --> 00:15:39,277 Wow! I never thought that'd be so much fun. 273 00:15:39,361 --> 00:15:41,614 It's fun. It's fun. 274 00:15:41,697 --> 00:15:43,281 - What? - What? 275 00:15:43,365 --> 00:15:45,283 Nothing. 276 00:15:45,993 --> 00:15:47,995 - What? - What? 277 00:15:48,621 --> 00:15:50,498 - What? - Nothing. What? 278 00:15:50,581 --> 00:15:51,790 Nothing. 279 00:15:53,792 --> 00:15:56,419 - One more time? - Yeah. 280 00:15:56,504 --> 00:15:58,589 - Four for nothing. - You give me four for nothing. 281 00:15:58,672 --> 00:16:00,549 Five, six, seven, eight. 282 00:16:00,633 --> 00:16:02,050 ♪ Zoot suit, zoot suit ♪ 283 00:16:02,134 --> 00:16:04,344 {an8}We didn't even finish taking out the garbage, 284 00:16:04,427 --> 00:16:06,764 and then we found this flyer, and now we're here talking to you. 285 00:16:06,847 --> 00:16:08,265 That's a hell of a story. 286 00:16:08,348 --> 00:16:11,351 I've suspected Xenstar was dirty for years now, 287 00:16:11,434 --> 00:16:13,061 but no one's ever been able to prove anything. 288 00:16:13,145 --> 00:16:14,938 Take a look at this dot matrix printout that we have. 289 00:16:17,107 --> 00:16:18,150 Wow. 290 00:16:18,233 --> 00:16:19,442 This proves everything. 291 00:16:19,527 --> 00:16:23,614 You may have just uncovered the biggest government conspiracy since Watergate, 292 00:16:23,697 --> 00:16:25,115 which was about seven years ago. 293 00:16:25,198 --> 00:16:26,408 So you'll take the case? 294 00:16:30,287 --> 00:16:31,872 You don't want me on this case. 295 00:16:32,915 --> 00:16:34,917 I told you before. They call me Johnny Piss Pot. 296 00:16:36,293 --> 00:16:37,670 This case is out of my league. 297 00:16:37,753 --> 00:16:41,006 I'm small time and I'm a terrible drunk and that's all I'll ever be. 298 00:16:41,924 --> 00:16:43,676 You're Johnny Piss Pot. 299 00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:48,764 Well, our government is taking a piss on the whole damn country. 300 00:16:50,432 --> 00:16:53,936 Isn't that the public urination case of a lifetime? 301 00:16:56,897 --> 00:16:58,148 It won't be easy. 302 00:16:58,231 --> 00:17:00,025 Who said it would be? 303 00:17:02,194 --> 00:17:06,156 Okay. I'll set up a meeting with Xenstar's legal team for tonight. 304 00:17:06,239 --> 00:17:08,951 In the meantime, you two should lay low. 305 00:17:09,034 --> 00:17:11,078 Stay out of sight, maybe change up your look. 306 00:17:11,161 --> 00:17:13,831 You never know who's spying on who. 307 00:17:22,715 --> 00:17:24,216 Hopefully now they won't find us. 308 00:17:24,299 --> 00:17:27,219 They won't. And I gave the clerk at the front desk fake names. 309 00:17:27,302 --> 00:17:29,429 We're Mr. and Mrs. Archibald Doohickey. 310 00:17:29,512 --> 00:17:31,223 Oh, my God! Archibald Doohickey? 311 00:17:31,306 --> 00:17:33,892 - I had to think of something fast. - Archibald Doohickey is my middle name! 312 00:17:33,976 --> 00:17:36,353 If the government sees that, they're gonna know it's me. 313 00:17:36,436 --> 00:17:38,480 - I'm sorry. I didn't know. - Because you didn't ask! 314 00:17:39,106 --> 00:17:41,233 You don't know anything about me! 315 00:17:41,316 --> 00:17:44,319 Do you know why Camp Firewood is so important to me? 316 00:17:44,402 --> 00:17:45,487 Why? 317 00:17:45,571 --> 00:17:50,033 Those counselors, the cabins, the campers, the fields, the bunks... 318 00:17:51,869 --> 00:17:55,831 It's the only family I know, other than my own family. 319 00:17:55,914 --> 00:17:58,250 You're like an onion, Beth. 320 00:17:58,333 --> 00:18:01,837 I just keep peeling back layers to see what's inside. 321 00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:04,715 And it stings my cheeks and it makes me cry, 322 00:18:04,798 --> 00:18:07,718 but it tastes so good on a sandwich. 323 00:18:10,888 --> 00:18:13,098 This is wrong. I'm with Mitch. This is wrong. 324 00:18:13,181 --> 00:18:16,769 No, no, no. He's a can of vegetables. He doesn't have to know. 325 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:31,366 I keep thinking about what you told us. 326 00:18:31,449 --> 00:18:33,702 About how I can fit a can of Coke into my mouth and bite it 327 00:18:33,786 --> 00:18:35,829 and spray Coke everywhere without hurting my gums or teeth 328 00:18:35,913 --> 00:18:38,456 and in the right light, you can see a rainbow in it? 329 00:18:38,540 --> 00:18:40,542 No, about Eric, 330 00:18:40,626 --> 00:18:43,461 the rock star who went to this camp a few years ago then burned out. 331 00:18:43,545 --> 00:18:45,756 I wanna check out his cabin. Will you go with me? 332 00:18:45,839 --> 00:18:47,841 What? For serious? No way. 333 00:18:47,925 --> 00:18:50,636 That place is definitely haunted. That's one thing I know for a fact. 334 00:18:50,719 --> 00:18:52,012 I'll let you touch my boob after. 335 00:18:52,095 --> 00:18:54,389 - Whoa! Which boob? - Left. 336 00:18:54,472 --> 00:18:55,683 - My left or your left? - Mine. 337 00:18:55,766 --> 00:18:56,975 - Nuh-uh, mine. - That's my right boob. 338 00:18:57,059 --> 00:18:58,101 Do you want me to go with you or not? 339 00:18:58,185 --> 00:19:00,353 Do you want to touch a boob for the first time in your life or not? 340 00:19:00,437 --> 00:19:02,439 Yeah, fine. Deal. Let's go. 341 00:19:09,446 --> 00:19:11,031 You know, I'm not much of a cook, 342 00:19:11,114 --> 00:19:13,616 but Betty Buckley gave me this pasta recipe. 343 00:19:13,701 --> 00:19:14,868 Mmm. 344 00:19:15,911 --> 00:19:18,246 - Yummy. - You're yummy. 345 00:19:19,957 --> 00:19:21,667 I really like what you've done with the place. 346 00:19:21,750 --> 00:19:23,001 Hmm. This old thing? 347 00:19:23,085 --> 00:19:27,255 Well, I just brought up some bean bags and lavas from the cit-ay. 348 00:19:27,339 --> 00:19:30,092 Tell me, Susie, have you ever "bean" in "lava"? 349 00:19:31,802 --> 00:19:33,428 - More wine? - Um... 350 00:19:35,513 --> 00:19:37,057 Uh, Claude, 351 00:19:37,140 --> 00:19:39,810 I feel like you and I might not be on the same page. 352 00:19:39,893 --> 00:19:42,479 You know, I'm not like most girls. 353 00:19:42,562 --> 00:19:46,149 I'm not some off-Broadway hussy that's gonna give you a BJ for a part. 354 00:19:46,233 --> 00:19:47,735 No, no, no, no, no. Who said that? 355 00:19:47,818 --> 00:19:49,444 Who said BJ? No, no, no, no, no. 356 00:19:49,527 --> 00:19:51,654 You are a rare breed. 357 00:19:51,739 --> 00:19:54,657 And a woman like you deserves to be praised. 358 00:19:54,742 --> 00:19:59,371 You know, Susie, I would really love to help you with your theatrical career. 359 00:19:59,454 --> 00:20:01,123 Oh, I would be so grateful. 360 00:20:01,206 --> 00:20:05,252 Because, you know, I think that I want to be a director/choreographer. 361 00:20:05,335 --> 00:20:09,089 But I'm also thinking I want to be a producer/writer/triple-threat. 362 00:20:09,172 --> 00:20:11,133 I mean, I don't know if I want to be an actor, 363 00:20:11,216 --> 00:20:12,509 but if the right part came along... 364 00:20:12,592 --> 00:20:14,052 - You know... - Shh, Susie, shh... 365 00:20:15,303 --> 00:20:16,554 Let's have sex now. 366 00:20:18,681 --> 00:20:21,309 Claude, I'm with Ben. 367 00:20:22,853 --> 00:20:25,313 I mean, not like we actually have sex... 368 00:20:26,148 --> 00:20:27,565 You poor child. 369 00:20:27,649 --> 00:20:29,526 No, it's not like that. We both want to. 370 00:20:29,609 --> 00:20:32,570 It's just we can never find the right time... 371 00:20:32,654 --> 00:20:33,655 Shh. 372 00:20:34,907 --> 00:20:37,785 Now is the right time. I will be your Ben. 373 00:20:38,994 --> 00:20:39,995 Let's get naked. 374 00:20:40,078 --> 00:20:41,663 Okay. 375 00:20:41,747 --> 00:20:45,250 I feel uncomfortable, but I know that you have my best interest at heart. 376 00:21:03,143 --> 00:21:04,812 Where's the groom? 377 00:21:04,895 --> 00:21:08,440 Oxy, oxy, oxen freeze! 378 00:21:16,114 --> 00:21:18,200 - I gotcha! - Ahh! 379 00:21:23,330 --> 00:21:25,290 Gary! Gary! 380 00:21:25,373 --> 00:21:27,000 Jonas has lost his mind! 381 00:21:27,084 --> 00:21:29,169 He's trying to kill me. You got to hide me. 382 00:21:29,252 --> 00:21:30,545 You got to hide me. I don't want to die! 383 00:21:33,048 --> 00:21:35,258 - All right. Shh! - I don't want to die! 384 00:21:36,218 --> 00:21:37,344 Jonas. 385 00:21:37,427 --> 00:21:38,636 Victor! 386 00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:40,305 Hey, Gar. 387 00:21:40,388 --> 00:21:42,975 Victor! I know you're in here! 388 00:21:44,059 --> 00:21:45,393 - He's not here, Jonas. - Gar, not now. 389 00:21:45,477 --> 00:21:46,854 I gotta kill your friend Victor. 390 00:21:46,937 --> 00:21:49,106 Just as soon as I find out where he's hiding. 391 00:21:49,189 --> 00:21:50,941 Okay, look, I know that he prank called you... 392 00:21:51,024 --> 00:21:53,651 but, but, but... 393 00:21:53,735 --> 00:21:55,112 but what about Gail? 394 00:21:55,195 --> 00:21:56,905 Aren't you supposed to be marrying her right now? 395 00:21:59,867 --> 00:22:02,410 Oh, my God. 396 00:22:02,494 --> 00:22:04,162 Gail! 397 00:22:04,246 --> 00:22:05,747 Gail! 398 00:22:07,290 --> 00:22:08,750 You can come out now. 399 00:22:14,339 --> 00:22:16,716 - Did Jonas come in here? - Yeah. 400 00:22:16,799 --> 00:22:18,135 I knew it. 401 00:22:21,554 --> 00:22:22,722 Gail! 402 00:22:24,016 --> 00:22:25,600 - Gail! - You made it! 403 00:22:25,683 --> 00:22:26,977 Is everything all right? 404 00:22:27,060 --> 00:22:29,854 I'm fine. I'm more than fine. 405 00:22:29,938 --> 00:22:33,150 Gail, there's something I have to tell you. 406 00:22:33,233 --> 00:22:34,526 I'm not who you think I am. 407 00:22:34,609 --> 00:22:37,195 It's okay, Gene Jenkinson. 408 00:22:37,279 --> 00:22:40,615 I know everything already. I saw it on the microfiche. 409 00:22:40,698 --> 00:22:42,575 We don't have to talk about it. 410 00:22:42,659 --> 00:22:44,327 Wow! You're so understanding. 411 00:22:48,290 --> 00:22:52,752 Do you, Jonas Jurgenson... I mean, Gene Jenkinson... 412 00:22:54,046 --> 00:22:57,674 take this woman, Gail Dana Starfield, to be your lawfully wedded wife? 413 00:22:57,757 --> 00:22:59,217 Boy, and how. 414 00:22:59,301 --> 00:23:02,095 And do you, Gail Dana Starfield, 415 00:23:02,179 --> 00:23:05,348 take this man, Jonas... Oop! 416 00:23:06,558 --> 00:23:07,935 You'll get used to it. 417 00:23:08,018 --> 00:23:11,021 Gene Jenkinson, to be your lawfully wedded husband? 418 00:23:11,104 --> 00:23:12,147 I do. 419 00:23:13,106 --> 00:23:15,442 If anyone here soever objects, 420 00:23:15,525 --> 00:23:18,278 let him speak now or forever hold his peace. 421 00:23:18,361 --> 00:23:20,488 Wait! Wait! 422 00:23:22,324 --> 00:23:23,575 I object. 423 00:23:23,658 --> 00:23:27,412 Jeff, the city hall records clerk? 424 00:23:27,495 --> 00:23:29,331 I know I hardly know you, Gail. 425 00:23:29,414 --> 00:23:32,625 But, uh, in the short time we've spent together, 426 00:23:32,709 --> 00:23:35,963 I can honestly say that I've fallen madly, 427 00:23:36,046 --> 00:23:39,507 passionately in love with you. 428 00:23:41,884 --> 00:23:44,679 So what do you say? Give it a shot? 429 00:23:47,557 --> 00:23:48,683 I'm sorry, Gene. 430 00:23:48,766 --> 00:23:51,436 I feel like if I don't at least explore this thing with Jeff, 431 00:23:51,519 --> 00:23:53,646 I might never be at peace. 432 00:23:53,730 --> 00:23:55,273 You understand, right? 433 00:24:01,529 --> 00:24:05,408 If that's what you want... what you both want, 434 00:24:06,743 --> 00:24:08,411 then that's what you should do. 435 00:24:09,371 --> 00:24:11,914 - Thank you, Gene. - Thanks, buddy. 436 00:24:21,383 --> 00:24:23,093 Let's do it! Let's get married! 437 00:24:27,264 --> 00:24:29,141 By the power vested in me, 438 00:24:29,224 --> 00:24:32,644 I now declare you and you husband and wife. 439 00:24:39,942 --> 00:24:42,487 Yay! 440 00:24:45,907 --> 00:24:47,200 We did it! 441 00:25:42,714 --> 00:25:45,342 No boob is worth this. No boob is worth this. 442 00:25:45,425 --> 00:25:47,635 Ugh! Stop being such a scaredy-cat. 443 00:25:47,719 --> 00:25:50,263 Eric's just a washed up rock star, he's not some monster. 444 00:25:50,347 --> 00:25:51,931 Oh, my God. There it is. 445 00:26:05,487 --> 00:26:06,696 Was this it? 446 00:26:06,779 --> 00:26:10,908 The hideaway that Eric had managed to keep secret from everyone for years? 447 00:26:11,784 --> 00:26:15,205 {an8}Everyone, that is, except a handful of campers, 448 00:26:15,288 --> 00:26:16,664 and now me. 449 00:26:16,748 --> 00:26:17,749 Whoa! 450 00:26:19,083 --> 00:26:23,171 Put your paw in the honey pot, it might just get stuck. 451 00:26:26,007 --> 00:26:28,050 I think you should leave. 452 00:26:28,135 --> 00:26:31,138 - I think I should stay. - Why? 453 00:26:31,221 --> 00:26:37,560 Because I believe in the proto-punk genius of the Rockin' Knights of Summer. 454 00:26:38,603 --> 00:26:40,355 I believe in you. 455 00:26:40,438 --> 00:26:41,689 You don't believe in anything. 456 00:26:41,773 --> 00:26:43,483 You're just some teenager. Now get out! 457 00:26:43,566 --> 00:26:44,901 You don't have to hide anymore. 458 00:26:44,984 --> 00:26:47,612 I said get out! Go back to where you came from! 459 00:26:47,695 --> 00:26:49,239 And don't ever come back! 460 00:27:25,569 --> 00:27:27,569 www.addic7ed.com