( INSECTS CHIRP )
( FAINT VOICES ON RADIO )
( OMINOUS MUSIC )
( HELICOPTER APPROACHES )
( ROCK MUSIC )
SONG: # Yeah
# Wow!
# Yeah
# Took a trip whiIe in a dream
# To a magic forest where the air was cIean
-# CoIoured sun... # -(Men cheer)
# Then I heard the fire sing... #
-Darcy Ryan and Stephen Grey? -Yes.
I gotta take you back. You boys are going home.
# Fire sing. yeah! #
P.A.: FinaI caII for Pan Am fIight 572 to Sydney. AustraIia.
I'm sorry. sir. you can't take that in first cIass.
-We'II have to put it in cargo. -I've got to take it.
SaI. Iet her have it.
And that parceI is too big for the overhead Iocker.
It's got sentimentaI vaIue to me and my buddy...
SaI. SaI! Look. ma'am. it was aII arranged weeks ago.
-We booked a seat for it. -Let me handIe this.
Mr Testano. I apoIogise for the mix-up.
-Let me heIp you. -No probIem.
( GROOvy MUSIC ON TELEVISION )
MAN ON TV: Whatever's happening in fashion is happening in wooI.
Who's this handsome boy?
Come over here. Upsadaisy.
Have a good sIeep? Yup?
Want some toast? I'II make it.
No? Weetbix? They're me favourites.
-With MiIo. -With MiIo.
-I'II fix him up. -There you go.
-Got much on today? -Bibs and bobs. aII over.
Got some money for me? I gotta go shoppin'.
How much do you need?
-Oh. a bit. -A bit.
And how much is a bit?
Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
That's it.
What do you want to do. mate. now we're going back?
-Stay out of troubIe. eh? -UnIikeIy.
What do you want to do?
I dunno...
This mob won't see me for dust. No more taking orders.
It'II be different in civvy street.
WeII. mate... I'm gonna be me own boss.
Everyone answers to someone.
-I know peopIe who don't. -Mate. who?
Who do you know. Darce?
I dunno how you do it. Gwen.
That garden's Iooking beautifuI.
( FAST-PACED FUNKY MUSIC )
Let's go.
( HEAvy ROCK GUITAR INTRODUCTION )
WeII. Iookee Iookee who we got here.
Where you goin'. Sammy?
-So I guess we're not shopping? -I'm busy.
-You said... -Today. So Iater. aII right?
SONG: # If you're having troubIe with your high schooI head
# He's giving you the bIues
# You want to graduate but not in his bed
# Here's what you got to do
# Pick up the phone I'm aIways home
# CaII me anytime
# Just ring 36 24 36
# Oh I Iead a Iife of crime... #
-HoIIywood... -Everyone out. pIease.
# Dirty deeds. done dirt cheap
# Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap... #
Sammy!
# Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Sammy. what'II I do with you?
I'm just doing a job. He offered us better terms.
Did he? The shrewd bugger.
-So I just thought... -Dunno about this thinkin' idea.
( Screams in agony )
What made you think you had a fuckin' choice?
Oh. Christ... My fucking knee!
No. that'II just give you a Iimp. That's fair. isn't it?
Just to show you what a fair bIoke I am...
we'II forget this ever happened.
My machines in here by tomorrow night. right?
# Done dirt cheap
# Dirty deeds
# Done dirt cheap
-# Dirty deeds -# Dirty deeds
-# Done dirt cheap
# Yeah! #
( MELLOW ExOTIC MUSIC )
I'm going to get you. (Laughs)
HeII. mate. a copper's aIways giving a bIoke a hard time.
-Good to see you too. Barry. -Lucky. you saved me a trip.
-How are you. Ray? -Sharon.
-How are you? -Yeah. not too bad.
-Thank you. -No worries.
Yeah. weII. that's new.
Like it? Barry reckons it's aII the go.
You wouIdn't have to go anywhere.
There's this week's. mate.
-Bazz. you getting Darcy? -Yeah. aII right.
I hear Dispatch going on about you.
Busting other peopIe's machines in broad dayIight.
Jason. stop that.
Everyone knows you run the machines. right?
Except Freddie's trying to root me up the bum.
Am I s'posed to drop me strides?
Jason. I toId you.
We got a system. They use our machines or take a risk.
You bIokes do pretty weII out of it.
No one is saying otherwise.
They Ieave us to it if we keep it out of the papers.
Yeah. aII right.
Jason. get inside.
You heard they soId Montezuma's?
-Who to? -Dunno.
Get in the bIoody house. now!
-He needs a beIting. -He's aII right.
Whoever bought it isn't getting in the cIubs. Freddie or not.
I'm teIIing you. Barry. just puII your head in.
I don't care about Freddie. but there's not to be a war.
Don't worry about it. I've got it aII under controI.
-Do they do that huIa shit? -No. no.
-It's a Iong way past Hawaii. -How much?
I'II take that. sir.
-Another six hours. -Six hours? You're kidding.
-What Ianguage do they speak? -Just reguIar.
-You mean. Iike American. -Yeah. reguIar.
They speak Iike us. Do they Iook the same?
They don't Iook Iike Mexicans. do they?
I got no idea.
Why do I have to babysit this damn sIot machine?
We'II show these guys our technicaI superiority.
Vietnam...if we gave those peopIe teIevisions...
they see us Iand a guy on the moon...
they'd pack up their bIack pyjamas.
So what did Jimmy want?
Tony... whatever you do...
don't Iet SaI taIk business. he's a IittIe crazy.
-I won't. -Tony. you owe me.
I'm giving you two miII to do the deaI.
-How'II I get it out the country? -Don't worry...
When you need it. I'II make sure it's there.
But Tony... don't come back empty-handed. eh?
He didn't say nothin'.
It's his Iast chance.
He messes up. you know what you gotta do.
You have a good time. Go hunting.
But the machine. SaI... it's a prototype.
Guard it with your Iife. Not a scratch.
There he is. Darce!
Hey. Darcy!
Hey. UncIe Barry...
Just Barry. aII right?
-How you going? -I'm going good.
-Darcy. -Sam RiIey.
HoIIywood runs most of me stuff. CouIdn't do without him.
And Norm watches my back.
-PIeased to meet you. -And you.
-What are your pIans now?. -What you got?
-What can you do? -Shoot peopIe and bIow shit up.
Sing out if you want work.
I can aIways use a smart bIoke.
-You're sweet? -Yup.
See ya Iater.
SONG: # Oh. sinner man Where you gonna run to?
# Oh. sinner man Where you gonna run to?
# Oh. sinner man Where you gonna run to
# AII on that day? #
Darcy. this is a friend of mine... Margaret.
G'day.
-How's it goin' over there? -Pretty shithouse.
-If the Yanks win it. then what? -What?
-What'II they do then? -They won't win.
-They'd have to kiII the Iot. -Or Ieave them aIone.
The Yanks are bombing the shit out of 'em.
You'd have to kiII the women. kids. ducks. They're aII in on it.
-Mad bastards. eh? -Just got nothing to Iose.
-Except their own country. -Give him a bIoody go.
You said you'd just drop me off at the shops.
You didn't mention waiting at the airport.
Damn it. don't they have winter down here?
-It's the Southern Hemisphere. -So what now?.
We wait. They caII on us.
Hey. be carefuI of that prototype.
Can we get a coIour set?
They onIy come in bIack and white. sorry.
You're kidding.
There you go. chief.
-What's that for? -It's a tip.
Oh. righto.
Ta.
Ta!
Ta! I feeI Iike we're visiting hiIIbiIIies here.
These guys wiII be a pushover.
We'II see the set-up before we push.
The set-up is deadbeats waiting to get whacked.
We're onIy here because of you.
Danny. are you shooting at me from in there?
-Dammit. didn't I hit you? -No. you didn't.
-You come to kiII me? -Not if you've got the money.
You think we're here because of Danny?
-Nice shirt. -You Iike it?
Yeah. suits you.
I was getting him to pay us so we couId pay Jimmy.
Hey. it fits.
-You got Jimmy's money? -Not right now. but I swear...
-I was taIking to him! -He'd said tomorrow for weeks.
How wiII I pay Jimmy? Dead guys don't pay nothin'.
That's why peopIe think you're getting soft.
SONG: # In a dreaming IittIe country... #
-You just Iove me for my money. -I do.
# Where the schooImarm. AnabeIIa
# Teaches... #
-(Changes station) -SONG: # Ma. ma. ma
# Daddy Iove you so Ma. ma. ma. ma
# Baby. don't you know I Iove you so
# Oh. my darIing. can't you see you were meant for me
-# Ma. ma. ma. ma... # -(Changes station)
Hop in the front.
FeeI Iike a chauffeur. you sitting there.
-Is that job offer stiII going? -You want to work for me?
-I need money to get set up. -What you got in mind?
Yank soIdiers toId me about these new restaurants...
BIoody mug's game. restaurants.
You gotta work aII hours.
This is stuff that's easy to make.
-It's identicaI... -No one'II go for that.
You'II go broke in a day. PeopIe want choice.
( FAST-PACED FUNKY MUSIC )
( JAUNTY PIANO MUSIC )
G'day. girIs. How's Iife treating ya?
-What's cookin'. good-Iookin'? -WouIdn't you Iike to know.
-BeryI. how's tricks? -I wouIdn't be dead for quids.
Now. girIs. show me nephew how we do things round here.
We? The royaI bIoody "we''?
When did you Iast sit and count bIoody money?
Show him what you can do with your fingers.
-GirIs. fresh fIesh! -You'II scare the pants off him.
-How'd you go? -Good.
-Where's it come from? -End of the rainbow. mate.
CIubs are on the payroII. books are cooked.
After cIosing. the boys go in. Got the keys to every machine.
We Ieave a few coins in them for pensioners.
In and out. No one's the wiser.
No one's hurt and everyone's happy.
How often?
Every night. A Iot of cIubs in town.
What do you reckon. Darce?
Better than a bIoody restaurant. eh?
'Course. there's a few mates to fix up out of that.
-So Iet's get to work. -Okay.
Stop steaIing my Iamingtons!
-Going to change outta that? -What's wrong with it?
You think you can just smash my machines?
Freddie. you fuckin' ferret. I just did. didn't I?
This is for you.
-Now?. -Yeah. fuckin' now.
-HoIy shit! -Shoot him!
It's jammed. It won't fire!
-Shoot. -Go! Fucking go!
-You right. Darcy? -Yeah.
( ExCITING MUSIC )
There's a gun under the seat.
-Where? -Under there somewhere.
-How cIose do you wanna be? -Hurry up.
Come on.
-You fuckin' Iost it? -I haven't found it.
Where are they?
Right behind us. Fucking move it!
Don't miss him!
Shit!
If I get any shit on me new car these cunts are dead.
Darce. we got him.
We've got him!
(Bumps radio on)
How are you doing down there?
Come on. you fucking canary shit!
Fuck me dead! If I stop. wiII that heIp?
Do something!
What was that?
Get the cops!
AII right. you ferret.
Where's he gone to hide out?
Get rooted!
Right. Barry...
-Got that gun? -It's stuck.
I'II stick it up your arse if you don't hurry.
( SIRENS APPROACH )
-Where's Freddie gone? -AII right. aII right...
-Where's he going? -AII right...
-AII right. I'II teII you. -Don't move!
-Watch where you point that. -Don't come any cIoser.
Get back. Hands up.
-He can't. his arms are broken. -Hands up!
ConstabIe. restrain the suspect.
-Restrain him. -Who?
Him. on the ground.
Drop your weapon. I said drop it. Drop it!
Oh. shit.
Christ AI-fucking-mighty!
-You two piss off. -There's a man dead.
-This man's stiII armed. -And you watched it. you idiot!
This is what happens. You piss off...
and don't get here for another five minutes.
No ""Buts''!
Sorry. Detective-Sergeant. He's young.
Now. Barry...
I said no fighting in the streets.
The mongreI tried to kiII me.
Fuck this!
Put it away. son.
You came in bIoody handy.
If you bIokes want a war. go where there's no witnesses.
I can shut the coppers up. but if any of this gets out...
You did good. I won't forget this.
-KiIIing the bIoke? -You're a bIoody naturaI.
( GENTLE JAZZ MUSIC )
-Why can't you knock? -Because I don't need to.
-Why's boofhead here? -Be fucking nice.
-You're not a boofhead. -I'II wait in the car.
He's not a boofhead. he's me nephew.
Here... that's for your fIat.
-What fIat? -Next door.
-You want me to stay here? -No way.
I want an eye kept on her. and you need a pIace to stay.
So piss off and check out your fIat.
You come and park your bum here.
-(Margaret shrieks) -(Barry Iaughs)
-Freddie couIdn't have known. -He wasn't there by chance.
-Who knew you were there? -AII the bastards in here...
-There's something eIse. Barry. -Yeah? What?
-Yanks. -Yanks?
-They're at the Gazebo. -So?
They're Mafia. They've taken over Montezuma.
Wogs with guns. Can't think of anything worse.
-Did they put Freddie up to it? -No. they'd just got here.
-Let's get rid of them. -Ray'd Iove that!
CoupIe of dead Yanks. It'd be aII over the newspapers.
We couId take 'em out to sea and teach 'em to swim.
If they go missing. more wiII come.
Barry. you shouId have a taIk to them.
TaIk to them? What fucking for?
You can bet Freddie's taIking to them.
Freddie!
( TENSE MUSIC )
AII right.
Let's see what they put on the tabIe.
Can't kiII everyone that's against us.
-Why not? -Because we're a business.
Fuck that? Why'd you want to taIk to them?
They want what's ours.
I got a better idea... We'II put on a big stink.
-You'II do them in? -I'II do it.
No! A stink. a do... we'II make a fuss of them.
Guests. we'II show 'em a good time... music. grog...
-SheiIas? -SheiIas. the whoIe bit.
We'II introduce 'em. ReIax 'em. find out what they want.
-I'II get on to it. -Tomorrow night. the RooseveIt.
Hey. Darcy. you know much about Yanks?
In Vietnam. they were fucking everywhere. fucking everything.
Then that wouId make you a fucking expert.
-Norm. is the HoIden outside? -I never touched it.
I never said you did. Give the kid the keys.
You go and invite the Yanks.
Get yourseIf some new cIobber.
Isn't that a bit odd... sending the young feIIa?
He can be trusted.
( ROCK MUSIC )
-I work for Barry Ryan. -We know who Mr Ryan is.
Barry's got this...
Mr Ryan is throwing a big do for you bIokes tomorrow night.
-Do? -Yeah. a party to weIcome you.
-A party. huh? -Yeah...
To weIcome you over and...
So. someone's gonna pick you up about eight.
No worries.
FIash shirt.
-What's that mean? -Let it go. SaI.
-You think I Iook stupid? -FIash means good.
Oh. ""good''. You think it Iooks good.
Look. go easy.
I got you. kid! I was just fucking with ya.
I wouIdn't shoot nobody. TeII him. teII him.
He thinks he's a great white hunter.
You got good hunting over here?
-I wouIdn't know. mate. -SaI...
Sorry.
Barry toId me to get anything you need.
Know a good ItaIian restaurant?
-I can find out. -Do that and we'II go eat.
-It'II be my treat. -Right.
Do you know about this food...
It's round. fIat and comes in a cardboard box.
Pizza?
-No idea what it's caIIed. -You don't know pizza?
Let's have pizza and you'II see what you've been missing.
-What is it? -The kids make 'em over there.
That's reaI thoughtfuI of ya.
Your mum wouId have been proud.
-Got a girI yet. Darce? -No. nothing Iike that.
You shouId go Iook for one.
DarI. give Darce a few bob so he can meet young peopIe.
See you Iater. Aunty Sharon.
The Yanks coming?
One's as mad as a cut snake. He wants to go hunting.
-Hunting? -Yeah.
The other one wants to go out to dinner. ShouId I go?
My oath! Find out what you can.
-So did you just get back? -Yes. yesterday.
-Did you get drafted? -Yes. we caII it the baIIot.
Yeah. I got drafted. I went to Korea.
They draft the rich kids here?
They never draft the rich kids.
So. you got pIans?
-I work for Barry. -Doing what?
-DeIiveries? -Yeah. things Iike that.
-So who's Barry to you? -He's me uncIe.
Yeah? What eIse?
Me oId man... he pissed off when I was a kid.
Barry and Aunty Sharon aIways saw we were Iooked after.
-The nature of his business? -Dunno. Not reaIIy.
AIways know what's going on before you get your hands dirty.
GentIemen. here you are now...
Is this...the onIy pIace they make pizza?
It's the onIy pIace they knew what it was.
That don't Iook right. mate.
Maybe we shouId try spaghetti.
( MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO )
( DOOR OPENS )
Not as big as my pIace.
-Make us a coffee. -I haven't got any.
A cup of tea. then.
-Why shouId I? -Cause Barry said so.
You're his new puppydog.
Maybe I'm too much of a boofhead to make you tea.
Know what I hate? I hate suIky men.
Gonna make me a cuppa?
-You want miIk? -Yes.
-I don't have miIk. Sugar? -You don't have any?
You're a boofhead to work for Barry.
At Ieast I don't root him. He's too oId for you.
-You know nothing about me. -You know nothing about me!
Did you kiII anyone?
-What? -Vietnam. did you kiII anyone?
-Why are you asking? -It's fucked you had to go.
-Don't feeI sorry for me. -I didn't say I did.
I'm just teIIing you what I think.
Hey. princess...
( FUNKY MUSIC )
Don't shoot!
No need for that. we're aII friends here.
-Barry Ryan. -Tony Testano.
-Tony. -Got me there. SaI CasseIa.
-You Aussies crack me up. -GIad you came.
-HoIIywood. Iook after 'em. -Too right.
Join me.
This is my wife. Sharon. Tony...
SaI...
CasseIa. How you doing?
Let's sit down.
Bazz. hey. Bazz...
Pretty fIash. eh? No mug's stuff here.
The cake... you Iike it? See the piping...
Took that bird days to do. Cost me a quid too...
-But anything for you. Bazz. -You done weII. mate.
-Anytime. tomorrow... -Marnie... Piss off.
Sweet. mate.
-New cIothes? -Yeah.
-What are you doing here? -Guess. Want a drink?
-Yeah. a beer. -There you go.
Hey. buddy... make mine a bourbon.
See that? It's why you need coIour TV.
You see the bIood. everything.
In bIack and white. it's Iike it happened years ago.
It's no prettier in coIour. mate.
No? We Iove this war. we own it.
BuIIshit.
BuIIshit? You think it's buIIshit?
We've got our own peopIe in the government.
Why eIse wouId we fight a war in the middIe of nowhere?
We set it up. Ho Chi Minh. the whoIe Iot.
They're aII working for us and they don't even know.
And you know why?
Heroin.
Who are we sending over? Niggers. white trash.
They get hooked on cheap heroin there.
So back in the States. we get a ready-made market.
Niggers and white trash. so the cops don't care.
We'II keep it going a few more years.
We've got it aII set up... the poppy farms.
Everything.
We're making a kiIIing.
( DRUMROLL )
A bit of bIoody shush. aII right?
Our American friends have come a bIoody Iong way.
Better them than me. I reckon. But good on 'em.
I want you aII to make 'em feeI weIcome.
Make them feeI at home.
So Tony and SaI. wherever you are...
Nice to have you here. Enjoy your stay. Cheers.
( DRUMROLL AND CYMBAL CRASH )
( CROWD CHEERS AND WHISTLES )
What do you reckon. Tony?
Thanks.
CoupIe of bIokes I want you to meet.
Tony. this is Detective-Sergeant Ray Murphy.
-Nice to meet the city's finest. -Tony. this bIoke's troubIe.
I'm in Ray's bad books. This is Senator McGovers.
-He's been heIpfuI to me. -GIad to meet our aIIies.
-PIeasure's aII mine. -I'II Ieave you bIokes to it.
-Here. sit down with us. -Thank you.
-Reckon we shouId teII him? -Mate. he knows...
He'II be getting a handfuI of nuts soon.
You didn't teII me she'd be here.
Why didn't you teII me not to come in?
-Sorry. I didn't think. -You never do.
You wanna go. fine. Darcy...get her out of here!
-Where'II I take her? -Where she wants.
Move!
-What's going on? -It's Darcy and his new missus.
Come here.
You better not be rubbing my nose in it.
What. sweetheart?
I was hoping we couId taIk.
Yeah? What about?
I hear you run the sIot machines in Sydney.
Me?
I don't run anything. I'm an ordinary feIIa.
-I heIp out a few bIokes... -Okay. okay...
We can pretend you're nobody.
But you taIk to us... You don't taIk to us...
We're stiII gonna be around.
-And? -And what?
I might be sIow on the uptake. but what comes next?
That's up to you.
-Isn't it ""take it or Ieave it''? -Hear me out.
If you keep Prince but handIe Montezuma as weII...
We're taIking a business deaI here.
-We know how much it's worth. -You do? Who toId you that?
What it's worth back home. We want to buy in.
-You're taIking Iots of money. -Seven figures.
MiIIions? That is a Iot of money.
A bIoke'd have to be a goose to refuse that.
If it were up to me. I'd be in it.
Like I said. I don't run anything. so I can't heIp you.
One day. no bIoke's gonna muck me around.
-What about when you marry? -Marry! Don't be so stupid.
-You're aII the same. -So you've met us aII. eh?
Look at you! You're some catch...
Go off to someone eIse's war. come back broke.
I've stiII got pIans.
-PIans! -Yeah. just need some money.
-I didn't think you'd pIan. -I didn't think you'd think.
-Where you taking me? -Wherever you want.
( ROCK MUSIC )
SONG: # It aIways seems Iike she's turning a corner
# Is that just the way that she hangs her head? #
Come on!
Let's dance! Dance with me.
Come on... PIease!
Five cents! A goddamn nickeI?
Hey. big spenders!
( FUNKY MUSIC SWELLS )
-Why shouId I work with you? -We're businessmen.
Yes. we are. but why shouId I?
How wouId my situation improve?
I don't Iike competition. It dissipates profit margins.
This isn't about competition.
We're taIking about bringing Montezuma and Prince together.
Have you run this past Barry?
-He won't cop this. -Who gives a fuck?
-Shut up. SaI. -Eh?
I'm sorry. he's young.
The question I'm asking is. wiII you work with us?
WeII. I'm a businessman and to teII you the truth...
I don't give a fuck who I work with.
But I onIy work with one outfit.
Right. bIah bIah... I kiII Barry...
You don't kiII Barry. I'm running this.
WhiIe I'm taIking business with him. nobody touches him.
Understand?
I think someone cIose is setting me up.
Going behind me back.
Yeah?
You know what I'd do?
If someone I trusted...
or I shouId be abIe to trust... was cheating me?
I Iet them think they were getting away with it.
Wait tiII they Iet their guard down...
Then I cut their fucking baIIs off!
Yeah?
Fuckin' oath.
You think someone's backdooring me too?
I knew it. I bIoody knew it!
Maybe I'm getting too oId for this shit.
Does that mean you wanna give it away?
What do you mean? Are you teIIing me I shouId give it away?
You're the one carrying on! Too oId. What a Ioad of shit.
Not getting scared. are you?
What if they came after you and Jason. eh?
-I can afford to retire... -And do what?
-Stay home and drive me mad? -No. I can bIoody...
Get a caravan park up the coast.
I don't wanna go up the coast.
-Or Iive in a caravan park. -Neither do I.
-So what are you on about? -I don't know.
BIoody wanker!
( MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO )
( DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES )
-Why can't you knock? -I don't have to.
-What you doing? -Minding me own business.
You Iook Iike you'd make somebody a good wife.
-What do you want? -I'm bored.
-WeII. I'm busy. -What a mess. What's cooking?
-Pisa? -It's not a pisa. it's a pizza.
-What's a bIoody pizza? -Not that.
-It Iooks funny. -What wouId you know?.
Here. I'II make one. Make one better than that.
Get out of my kitchen!
Don't take the pissa out of my pizza!
Right. right.
Oh. sorry...
-Let go. -Why?
Tooroo. Normie!
( ENGINE SPLUTTERS )
( ENGINE STARTS )
( ENGINE STOPS )
One down.
Jesus. Norm...
How did you Iet that IittIe prick.
that arsehoIe Freddie. get on top of you Iike that?
What were you thinking?
You're just a knockabout. A good bIoke. that's why.
Never hurt anyone. except when they deserved it.
I dunno why.
I dunno.
-You're a fast worker. -What?
The bird at the cIub. She's a good sort.
What bird?
-Sharon. -G'day. mate.
Here we fuckin' go.
Sorry about Norm. mate. I Iiked him.
-Everybody did. -Yeah.
Bit of fun and games happening. eh?
I dunno what's going on. Fucked if I'II stand for it.
-Mate. you right? -Photos for...
Have some respect!
Sergeant. sort it out.
Some peopIe want to deaI with these Yanks.
What peopIe. Ray?
Come here. son.
Where's your shame? We're grieving.
Barry... I'm sorry for your Ioss.
-Surprised to see you two here. -We weren't invoIved in this.
Sure.
Take one to your uncIe. mate.
You and SaI come over on Friday night.
Sharon knocks up a good feed. We couId have a taIk.
Be honoured to.
-StiII got mates in the army? -ShouId do.
So you got that money. mate?
Good man. I Iove a bit of cash.
-You Ianded on your feet. -Eh?
-ReaI different in civvy street? -Oh. yeah.
You're own boss. yeah. answering to no one?
-BIoke's got to be reaIistic. -Mate!
Same buIIshit. different uniform. yeah?
You starting another war? How much ammo?
-Give us a case. eh? -Yeah.
Sure you don't want grenades? How about a bazooka?
G'day. I'm taking you to dinner.
-Who says? -Barry.
You said you were skint.
Let's go spend his highness's money.
( TENSE MUSIC )
You shoot me. I'II bIoody kiII ya.
Hey. IittIe feIIa. I got you.
Come on! It's jammed on me.
FIash Iookin'.
It's tamper-proof. easy to set up. Takes biIIs and coins.
And there's no Iever.
I don't know. Aren't we forgetting why peopIe pIay 'em?
Put money in. puII the Iever...
wheeIs spin and they win or not.
It's the future. Keep up. or get Ieft behind.
But if you do it aII for them. why wouId they bother?
It's win. or Iose. it's why they pIay.
It's quicker. more money. faster...
Yup. it's a faster worId aII right. Tony.
It's hard to keep up sometimes.
We get these machines...
takes some guy's whoIe pay cheque.
They won't be back next week.
-Things are different now. -It's the way they are.
You can't go back.
Can't go back.
Barry. are we gonna do a deaI? Try to work something out?
Let's eat.
It's in French. I can't read it.
Don't Iook at me.
Do you have pizzas. mate?
We onIy have what's on the menu.
Sir might be more comfortabIe at a different restaurant.
No. we'II be fine here. mate. And. er...
Get us the most expensive thing on the menu.
-Thank you. -Of course.
So why do you stick around? What's in it for you?
None of your business.
So... It's okay for you to ask me stuff
but when I ask you. it's none of me business.
I got in some troubIe. No one eIse heIped me. but he did.
-You owe him. -Not for much Ionger.
-Why do work for Barry? -He Iooks after me.
BuIIshit! Barry Iooks after Barry.
He'II get bored with me. so I've got pIans.
-What are they? -Better ones than seIIing food.
-What. a girIs' dress store? -No.
Then what?
I'm going to go to university.
-Uni? -What?
-You don't think I can?
Yeah... Yeah. why not?
Montezuma's got over 50.000 of those machines in Nevada.
50.000! Wish we had something Iike that over here.
Mum. there's a vampire under the bed.
-A vampire? -Yes. under the bed.
Bugger me. a vampire under the bed!
-Don't worry. I'II go. -Shaz. get us a stake. wiII ya?
Jase. come round here. Come to Dad. that's a boy.
There we go. eh?
You know what to do.
If the vampire sticks his head out. take the stake
and stab that fuckin' vampire right through his fuckin' heart.
That's it. Off to bed.
-Take the head out of his room. -He Iikes it.
It gives him bIoody nightmares. Go and get it.
So. Tony... had a chance to see the sights yet?
ActuaIIy. I Iike to stay off the beaten path.
You shouId show Tony and SaI around a bit.
They don't want to do that.
No. that's a great idea. Did you shoot that?
Yeah. Iast year.
-You Iike shooting? -Sharon. I Iove shooting.
-How about you. Tone? -It's aII right.
-See. darI. they Iike shootin'.
Take 'em out. see the sights and go shootin'.
AII right. we'II go out and have some fun.
AII right. Iet's go.
Forget Tony. he's gone soft... What about Barry?
He's gonna do nothin'.
He's hiding from me. scared. That's why he'II go out bush.
So we just go out and have some fun.
Barry knows if you go missing. your mob'II send someone eIse.
-And they'II be pissed. -Yeah.
Leave it to us. We'II hit the cIubs aII at once.
Barry comes back and he's a nobody.
What's he gonna do? Cry about it?
-You know him. -No...
He'II never do business with you.
There you go. see?
You gonna pIay with that aII night?
-What eIse can I pIay with? -Use your bIoody imagination!
Strewth! Who's that good-Iookin' sort?
-Come here. -What do you have in mind?
-Oh yeah. something Iike that. -BIoody ripper!
( SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC )
Get down on the fucking fIoor...
-What are you doing? -What are you doing?
-You scared me. -You scared me.
-I didn't mean to. -WeII. you did.
-I'm sorry. -Put it down.
Okay. okay. I'm sorry.
You aII right?
Fuck me!
Can I come over there?
-If you want. -You won't shoot me. wiII you?
No. I'm not gonna shoot you.
I'm sorry.
You want me to go?
-It wouIdn't be smart to stay. -I didn't ask what was smart.
I don't want you to go.
Sure? Cos I can. you know.
Stay.
( GENTLE ROMANTIC MUSIC )
( TENSE MUSIC SWELLS )
( BANGING AT DOOR )
Get your gear on. We're on the move.
-What? -Taking the Yanks shootin'.
Where's your guns?
-Look. I'm not ordering you. -They're in here.
-Hurry it up. -Hey...where you going?
For a piss.
Want to hoId it for me?
-Come on. move it. -Yeah.
Let's go.
Change of pIan. Give us the keys.
You take your wagon. And bring Margaret.
Room 1 31 4?
Hey... CarefuI with that!
-And there are the US caIIs. -What caIIs?
The person-to-person caIIs
between SaIvatore CasseIa and Jimmy Santori.
SaI's been caIIing Jimmy?
Wanna icepick in your eye?
( DRAMATIC STING )
-How many are there? -One every day.
-You said. don't trust nobody. -They won't do anything.
-I'm coming. -Don't be bIoody mad.
-Where's Jason? -At Mum's. I'm coming.
Don't argue.
-Can you handIe things here? -ShouIdn't I come?
No. I'II be aII right. I need someone here I can trust.
( FUNKY MUSIC )
What happens if we crash?
What. out here?
We'd be stuffed. mate. AbsoIuteIy rooted.
Even rabbits starve to death out here.
So a person couId just disappear?
A bIoke couId Iose himseIf reaI easy.
Did you organise this. Barry?
Him? He couIdn't organise wiping his own bum.
We'II go down the pub. sort ourseIves out.
Thanks. mate.
I'II have to get on your Iap. Darcy.
Best one in town. eh?
Rightio. we'II have it.
( PIGS SNORT )
We want the pub.
Yes. we've got a coupIe of rooms spare.
I don't think you quite understand me.
We want the pub.
Just for a coupIe of days. but we want it for ourseIves.
When these bIokes go. it's yours.
What about when they finish their beers?
( COUNTRY MUSIC )
-You're doing it wrong. -No shit!
-ShaII I show you? -You know how to make pizza?
-A thing or two. -Go for your Iife.
Hey. Darcy. grab me that big jar of fIour. wiII you?
AII right.
You've got enough here for an army.
My UncIe Carmine showed me how to do this...
With care. con amore.
He was gonna give me a job. but I knew better.
So I waIked away.
I wanted an easier way to make a buck.
You wouIdn't have the money you got now.
I wouIdn't have the money. Or the grief. either.
For me. it's doing this or some shit job. so...
You may think what you do isn't too bad. you may Iike it.
But... there's gonna come a time...
it might not come for 20 or 30 years...
But there's gonna come a time
when you wonder if you're wasting your Iife.
There's worse ways to make a Iiving.
A Iiving?
The guys I started out with... they're aII dead.
Ain't none of 'em died of naturaI causes.
You wanna impress peopIe? Show off?.
Throw that up in the air. PeopIe are easiIy impressed.
(Pounds dough)
Mr Ryan? There's a phone caII from Sammy at the RooseveIt.
-Do I use my hands? -Yeah.
It's bIoody aII right. you know.
Darce. you out there?
Yeah. mate.
-We being seen? -What?
We need to be seen here. Have peopIe seen us?
-Here in this pub. tonight. -Yep.
Good. Let's go. we've got things to sort out.
-What? -Got to see a mate in Sydney.
( GUNSHOTS )
AImost there. darI. One more thing and we're home.
Let's get you back to the pub.
( LAID-BACK FUNKY MUSIC )
( PIG GRUNTS )
There you go. he's yours.
You're kidding. Don't jam!
I don't bIame you.
He puts you up. gets you cIothes money.
I don't bIame you at aII.
-I don't want to Iisten to you. -Now you want more...
Start putting your foot down. making demands...
You want somethin' I've got.
-You've nothing I want. -Just keep away from him.
You've got wrinkIes. It's not my probIem.
I know who you are.
I was you ten years ago.
Okay? You'II get wrinkIes.
I haven't got them now...
-You won't kiII me. -Smart arse IittIe sIut!
Think I won't cut your face up? WiII he Iook at you then?
You know the pressure he's under?
Or about the sIeepIess nights? Why wouId ya?
Once it was just Freddie. now they're from aII over the worId.
Reckon you couId back him up? Stand behind him?
You're not up to it. Iove.
You stick to the boys.
Leave the grown-ups to me.
These shouId sort some pigs out.
-Jesus. where'd you get them? -Off the back of a truck.
-You know how it'II turn out. -How?.
The money's goodwiII. You can run things
cos it's good to have a IocaI as a figurehead.
But we'II own it.
It wouId be unAmerican if we didn't.
How's two miIIion sound?
Yep. Sure. Tony. whatever you reckon.
You know. you are getting soft. I say we finish this right now.
You couId shoot someone here and nobody'd find them.
You couId.
Oh yeah. I forgot...
the guns aren't Ioaded.
You'II probabIy be needing these.
Let's spIit up. You bIokes go over that way.
If you see something. sing out.
Weak as piss.
Come on. we haven't got aII fucking night.
For fuck's sake. take that one. Yeah. that one.
You idiot! Over there.
You're getting good money. Move it!
I'm going upstairs.
Not much of a mate.
What's that? There.
I'm sick of this. I say we find him...
and empty these into his dumb ass.
I say you shut your stupid mouth.
Got your gun?
Round the other side of the truck.
Hey!
Crikey. Iook what the cat dragged in.
You fucking maggots.
Wait there. Papa's coming.
Know something. Barry? You're outta your...
What?
Outta my what?
Darcy...
BIoody heII. mate. What have you done?
Shot some pigs. That's why we came.
WiId pigs. mate. WiId! Don't you know the difference?
These are some poor bIoody farmer's.
Best one in town. eh? Rightio. we'II have it.
God. he set us up!
The shit's going to hit the fan now.
You've wandered on to a farm and shot aII their fuckin' pigs.
( SIREN WAILS )
-You hidin' up there. HoIIywood? -Don't you come in here. Barry.
-Are you threatening me? -Don't think I won't shoot.
I'm not gonna kiII you. mate.
You gonna shoot me. you cunt. when I just want to taIk?
Sorry. mate...
You're cut over your eyebrow.
-Here. cIean yourseIf up. -Ta.
Is that it?
You organised that knock on me.
-Oh. Bazz... -Come on. Iet's taIk straight.
-No buIIshit. -I had nothing to do with it.
-BuIIshit. -No. Didn't have to.
Heaps of peopIe want you gone.
You made a secret deaI with the Yanks.
Our business can be so much more than buckets of coins.
That's better. mate. Get it off your chest.
What you doing? You're not going to kiII me?
I toId ya I wasn't gonna kiII ya.
-Darcy... -Yeah?
Go on.
I can't shoot him Iike this.
-What do you mean? -Like a dog. I can't do it.
You fuckin' weak cunt. You're as weak as piss.
What good are you to me? What fuckin' good are you?
-The boat's...puIIing out. Barry. -It's aII right.
You'II get Ieft behind...
-No. no. Barry. don't. -Hush...
( GUNSHOT )
Weak as piss.
( CAR DOORS CLOSE )
Drop your weapons.
On the bIoody ground!
I said put them down!
Put your guns on the ground. I'm warning you.
Put it down.
Get down. I said. get fucking down!
My pigs! Why did you do this? Why?
Hands behind your backs. Any idea whose pIace this is?
-Who? -Barry. fix this.
Your mates can't do nothing for you now.
Crikey. Tony. These must be Senator McGovers' pigs.
I think you're stuffed.
Don't Iook so miserabIe.
Christ. what's goin' on here?
Murder suicide.
I dunno if we can keep 'em in there.
RuIes are. over 1 20 degrees. we gotta take 'em out.
No. they're tough. Just keep 'em in there.
Don't give them a drink. Bring 'em to the airstrip after 5.
Tony. SaI. how are you goin'?
-Barry. get us out. -I'm dying. I'm dying.
-They're not beating you. eh? -Barry. you got to get us out.
-I'm seeing what I can do. -Some coincidence!
Us ending up on the senator's Iand. finding his pigs.
Might have to go to Sydney to sort things out.
-You're gonna Ieave us? -He won't Ieave us. Eh. Barry?
I'II do me best.
Here's something to keep you amused.
MURDER SUICIDE
You are kidding me.
This whoIe thing's been a waste of time.
To make this work you've gotta kiII everybody...
the poIiticians. the cops. the wives...
Everybody. they're aII in on it.
You're insane. Jimmy'II have your baIIs.
I'm not. They got nothin' to Iose.
I hope Jimmy Iets me be the one to whack you.
-This stops now. -What. sweatheart?
-You know what I mean. -Come on. get out.
You can choose. Me or her.
But I won't Iet you do the dirty on me any more.
AII right?
You bIokes bIoody stink.
Can't go back to Sydney Iike that. Come here.
You too.
-Get out of your cIothes. -What?
Strip.
You hear what I said?
Fuck! Damn.
Sorry. mate. Just enough for one.
Let's go.
You too. Come on.
-Margaret... -What?
-What are you waiting for? -I'm not going. I'm not.
-Get on the pIane! -I've had a gutfuI.
-A gutfuI of what? -Other peopIe's dirty work.
-Think you can just waIk off?. -PIease stay. Margaret...
-I'm taIking to you! -Out here?
-We'II go somewhere... -I'II fuckin' find you.
But when you do. at Ieast I'II be hoIding me head up.
You've got some front on ya. I'II say that.
You wanna stay with him?
I can't just Iet you waIk away. How wouId that Iook?
Move!
-You don't own me. -Get down.
You don't own me!
Did I say I owned you? Did I?
WeII. I fucking do.
( TENSE MUSIC BUILDS )
( GUNSHOT )
Now. I'm gonna give youse two a present.
I'm gonna Iet you breathe. As Iong as you stay together.
You're Iucky we're reIated.
-What are you doin' here? -I had to see.
-WeII. you buggered this up. -I can't go back.
( GUNSHOT )
Sounds Iike Barry's gone off you bIokes.
Be easy for a bIoke to disappear out here.
Darce...you stiII gonna do that restaurant thing?
-I've been thinking about pizza. -Pizza?
What's a bIoody pizza?
What do you think you're doing?
See. I gotta Iook after the machine...
-He'II kiII me... -Bugger him.
-Leave it aIone. we're going. -Barry. come on!
-You're going home. -He'II shoot me!
( FUNKY MUSIC )
Barry's taken the rotor button. It's stuffed.
They Ieft the machine.
Jimmy's gonna have SaI's baIIs.
Fat Iot of good you'II do anyone out here.
-You're thinking about pizzas? -Yeah. but I'II need a partner.
-You wouIdn't know anybody? -WeII...I might.
( BLUESY HARMONICA MUSIC )
So. what you got on today. darI?
You know. the usuaI. Bibs and bobs. aII over.
Hey. SaI... you wouIdn't be dead for quids. eh?
SONG: # Some day I'II have Iovin'
# Lovin' isn't easy to come by
# By the time it's come by I'II be gone
# I'II sing my song and I'II be gone
# Livin' a Iife of Iuxury doesn't seem to be for me
# Be for me
# Movin' round comes naturaIIy
# Movin' round and feeIin' free
# That's for me... #
Jimmy's two miII!
Good for Jimmy. (Laughs)
# Hey
# WeII. if you're having troubIe with your high schooI head
# He's giving you the bIues
# You want to graduate but not in his bed
# Here's what you got to do
# Pick up the phone I'm aIways home
# CaII me anytime
# Just ring 362 436
# Oh I Iead a Iife of crime
-# Dirty deeds -# Done dirt cheap
# Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
# You got troubIe in your Iife of Iove
# You got a broken heart
# He's doubIe deaIing with your best friend
# That's when the teardrops start. now
# Pick up the phone I'm here aIone
# Or make a sociaI caII
# Come right in Forget about him
# We'II have ourseIves a baII
-# Dirty deeds -# Done dirt cheap
# Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
# If you You got a Iady and you want her gone
# But you ain't got the guts
# She keeps nagging at you night and day
# Enough to drive you nuts
# Pick up the phone
# And Ieave her aIone
# It's time to make a stand
# For a fee I'm happy to be
# Your back-door man
-# Dirty deeds -# Done dirt cheap
# Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
-# Concrete shoes. cyanide -# Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
-# TNT -# Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
-# Neckties. contracts -# Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
-# High voItage -# Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
-# Dirty deeds -# Done dirt cheap
# Dirty deeds
# Arggh. #