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[fans cheering]
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[tires screech]
[gasps]
Welcome to my humble abode.
We're always looking for fresh brains.
[sinister laugh]
Good disguise, huh?
Well, come on, come on.
There's someone to see you, Sir.
A Mr. Fred Singer, a friend from Unbridled Technologies.
Get in here, you big palooka.
[trembling]
Hello, Lord Dragaunus.
I trust you brought me something valuable this time, Singer.
Oh, yes. I... Ooh! [stuttering]
Oh, my. Oh... Here.
The structure of these molecules,
it's identical to Bellarium crystal,
the very thing I need to re-power this ship!
But this piece of paper is useless
without the rest of the formula!
The scientist who invented it is keeping it all in his head.
Chameleon, bring him here from Unbridled Technologies
so we may... convince him
to give it to us.
Piece of cake. I'll disguise myself
as one of earths top technicians.
Now, tell me about the genius who invented this?
Ooh. All right. But, er, I think you'll be surprised.
He's not what you'd expect.
[TV] An incredible come-from-behind victory
for theMighty Ducks!
[boy] Those Mighty Ducks are the greatest superheroes
in the history of the known cosmos.
If I weren't stuck here,
I could be a crime fighter just like them.
Buzz Blitsman, the Midnight Avenger,
striking terror in the dark underbelly of Anaheim.
[groans] I just gotta meet 'em tomorrow!
Especially Mallory.
Her slap shot is so...
[groans]
Well, good evening, Bernie.
[groans]
I told you, call me Buzz!
Oh, right. Buzz.
This crystal super-fuel is quite a discovery, Buzz.
Have you finished the formula?
It's right here.
And you don't it till you let me go out when I want to.
Oh, I'm sorry, but as your custodian
and as your boss, I can't allow it.
Buzz, do you have any idea how many people would love
to get their hands on that brilliant mind of yours?
What if something were to happen to you? Terrible.
Oh, I'm gonna meet the Mighty Ducks tomorrow
no matter what.
[computer beeps]
There's only one time they open
all the doors in this place,
and that's during a fire drill.
[wrenching]
Can you give me a hand?
What is it? I'm kinda busy.
Oh, yeah?
Too busy to go on a little trip?
- [gasps] - [both grunting]
[alarm sounds]
[Announcer] Attention! Attention!
This is a fire drill.
Please proceed to nearest exit.
- Let go! - [thumps]
Ow! Hey, kid. Come back!
112, 112. I lost the kid.
- What? - Not to worry, boss.
I can follow him with the homing beacon I planted on him.
But I could sure use some help.
Seige! Stop work on the escape pod conversion.
I've got a job for you.
[people cheering]
"Wacky Golfland welcomes the Mighty Ducks?"
[hooting excitedly]
I'm King Duffer, you know,
ruler of Wacky Golfland.
Welcome to my golfing kingdom. [chuckling]
Well, Phil.
You finally destroyed our last shred of dignity.
Cool it! King Duffer's a very important guy around here.
He's got a lot of pull!
Wow! The Mighty Ducks!
It's really you!
The fowl of evildoers everywhere,
the scourge of crime and corruption.
Hey, show me some moves. Can I fly the Aerowing?
Where's your super secret headquarters?
What's the password?
Mellow out, little friend.
I wanna know everything about you!
Tell me how you defeated Dr. Droid
and his mechanical army of evil, or the time when...
Look, if we give you an autograph,
would you just, you know, go away?
- [zap] - Whoa!
[people screaming]
Rip it up! [Laughs]
Ducks, battle gear!
[boom]
[crash]
[all grunting]
Yeah! [Chuckles] Come on, Ducks, go, go!
They're chucking into the boards!
Way to go!
[laser fires]
That's it, Mallory. Blast 'em, blast 'em!
Quiet! You're throwing off my aim.
Come here, kid.
Just show me a puck launcher
and I'll show those beans!
Stay put and keep down.
[firing shots]
I'll handle the Ducks. Get the boy!
They're not after us?
They're after that kid.
Say goodnight, Gracie.
Get back!
[boom]
[rumbling]
[Seige] All right, kid.
You're the property of Dragaunus now.
[gasps]
Eh? The Ducks are finished.
- No one can save you. - [grunting]
[Ducks grunting]
Don't bet on it, Seige.
Huh?
Ha-ha!
The forces of evil flee like rats
under the onslaught of the Mighty Ducks.
Shut your face!
I'll get him!
Give me that kid, Seige!
- Argh! [Yells] - [splash]
[croaks]
[splutters]
[smash]
You think you're full of brains? I'll get you for this!
[Buzz] I'm Buzz Blitsman, the Midnight Avenger,
the caped wonder who defeats criminals throughout the city.
From my secret headquarters at Seaside Park,
I strike fear in the hearts of evildoers everywhere.
Eat protons, alien scum!
This just doesn't make sense.
Why would Dragaunus be after a kid?
Yeah, why won't the kid tell us about himself?
Yeah, maybe he would, to the right duck.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
I'd rather eat a bowl of worms.
[chuckles] He obviously has a crush on you, sweetheart.
Just try to, you know, draw him out.
[game music playing]
Look, Mallory, fancy shooting, huh?
Listen, you're a bright kid.
Any idea why Dragaunus is after you?
You make a lot of enemies in the hero business.
Drink blazing electric deaths!
Space zombies!
Argh! Will you stop fooling around?
[boom]
Attention, Ducks!
I'm taking the kid, and you cannot stop me.
[shots fired]
[bang]
Okay, maybe you can stop me.
But you won't stop them!
- [gasps] - Run!
- [shots fired] - [laughing]
It's Buzz Blitsman to the rescue!
Take over, kid.
[all grunting]
[grunting]
Knock it off!
You're gonna frag somebody with that thing!
I was only trying to help.
Just stay out of my face!
Okay, fine.
I don't care if I ever see you again.
[shots being fired]
[smash]
[boom]
Argh!
We'll be back after this word from our sponsors.
Where's Buzz?
Hey, how did he get away so fast?
But why did he split? I thought he was
our, you know, numero unofan.
[engine revs]
It's my fault. I shouldn't have popped off at him like that.
I'm going to find him.
Nosedive, go with her.
I'm on it.
You are the direct descendants of the Saurian Warlords,
the most ruthless conquerors the universe has ever seen,
and you cannot capture a mere boy?
Okay, okay, so we're having an off day, boss.
The assault vehicle is complete, Dragaunus.
With its firepower, the Ducks will be neutralized.
Hey, I like a wild goose-chase just as much as the next duck,
but that kid could be anywhere.
Remember what he said about his secret headquarters
at Seaside Park?
That dump's been abandoned for, like, years!
So, what better place to play superhero?
- [sniffing] - [weeping]
No one cares about me.
They all hate me.
[motorcycle whirring]
[tires screeching]
Hey there, Buzz!
Pretty cool secret headquarters.
How did you find out about it?
My folks used to bring me here
before the accident.
You mean, you're an orphan?
Mm-hmm.
Hey, come on, I want you to come back with us.
No, you don't. [Sniffs]
You hate me.
I don't hate you, Buzz.
Maybe if you be yourself, I might even like you.
No. If I told you who I was,
you'd just take me back to Unbridled Technologies.
You work at Unbridled Technologies?
Yeah. I invent stuff for 'em.
That is really cool! Like what?
Oh, jet engines, fuels,
I even came up with the all day flavor formula
for Big Bang bubble gum.
Are you serious?
I love that stuff!
Yeah, I hate to break this up, but, er,
those chumps got the drop on us twice today, huh?
I'm starting to get a little edgy!
Yeah. How do they always know
where Buzz is gonna be next?
I'll bet Chameleon has put,
like a homing device on him somewhere.
Got it!
[boom]
[zapping continuously]
Hey! You're it.
Yo, hang on, man! You creeps even cheat at tag!
[fires]
- [boom] - [Buzz] Mallory!
- Argh! - [crash]
That one's finished.
And we'll take this one back to Dragaunus
for extra bonus points.
[sinister laugh]
[grunting]
- [bang] - [grunting]
[beeping]
Mallory, come in!
They had a homing device on Buzz.
They've got him. Nosedive too!
Were you able to find out why they want him?
I think so.
He works for Unbridled Technologies.
Mallory, put that homing chip in your remote link.
Yeah, I think they will have the main beacon on.
I can program Drake One to track down its source.
Ah, there. That's the location of the Raptor.
[grunting] Enjoy your moment of victory while you can, evildoer.
When the Ducks get here...
Nosedive, oh, no!
Um, you were saying something about Ducks?
You rancid reptiles won't get away with this!
Silence, you miserable whelp!
You have exactly five seconds to tell me the formula,
or I will launch your feathered friend into orbit!
[Lord] Five.
Four.
Don't do it, kid!
[Lord] Three.
Two.
Okay, okay.
To make the fuel crystals,
take two parts carbon methane, one part boron.
Super-heat the mix to 3,000 degrees when it cools.
It'll crystallize.
Aw, man! I can't take you anywhere!
At last, the formula is mine!
You won't have time to use it, alien scum.
When the Ducks get here...
Tie that brat to the torpedo
and launch them both into space!
Well, I re-power the Raptor's engines
and begin my conquest of the world!
I gotta hand it to you, boss,
you really set your career goals high.
That's the Raptor?
What a corny disguise.
Come on, Wildwing.
If we get lucky, we might snag Dragaunus
as a bonus.
Eh, that didn't rhyme.
How do you like my new toy, Ducks?
[zapping]
[all] Whoa!
[tires screeching]
[zapping]
Assault mode!
[tires screeching]
[bouncing off]
[grunting] You slimy lizard!
Your evil schemes are doomed to failure.
Er, normally, I'd have a bit of an ethical problem,
launching a small child into space,
However, you are definitely going to the moon!
[grunts]
Sorry, no moon trips today.
Oh! [Grunts]
[slash]
All right, Mallory!
A nerve-shattering last second rescue, oh yeah!
[zapping]
[bouncing off]
Er, guys, you'd better look at this!
[Nosedive] Oh. They aren't putting a dent in it.
Maybe I can help. It might have a weak spot.
There! That's it.
[zapping]
[smash]
[crash]
[Buzz] Wildwing, come in. It's me, Buzz.
There's an intake valve in the rear of that thing.
If you can clog it, the engine will blow sky-high!
We'll draw his fire.
[zapping]
All right, Ducks, I'm gonna fry your feathers.
[thud]
Grin, get that blade off.
[grunts]
Armor is but an illusion.
[beeping]
Ah, that ought to clog it up!
[laughs]
Argh!
[buttons exploding]
She's gonna blow!
[boom]
Ha-ha! You did it, Buzz!
It worked.
Yeah, but old lizard lips got the formula.
I never really bothered thinking the formula through.
I'm not sure it'll actually work. [Chuckles]
Now that the Raptor's engines have power once more,
we'll blast this planet flat!
[powering up]
[blasting off]
The Raptor soars again!
[explodes]
[boom]
[alarm sounds]
Something's wrong. We're going down!
Engage the cloaking device.
That little wretch tricked us!
I'll find that twerp,
and make him give us the real formula.
Are you out of your mind?
I'll find my own source of Bellarium crystals.
I'll scour this planet till Doomsday if I have to.
But I never want to see that brat again,
as long as I live!
Let's see, a 30 percent increase in salary,
some nice perks, and he goes out?
Whenever he wants. That should close the deal.
[sighs]
You drive a hard bargain, Mr. Palmfeather.
Buzz, you really came through.
Is there anything else we can do before you go?
Well, now that you mention it...
It's engines roar to life,
as the Mighty Ducks took off for danger!
The Aerowing blasted skyward, heading straight for adventure!
[grumbling] I wonder if the Mighty Cows have openings?
The Ducks have triumphed once again,
thanks to their newest member,
Buzz Blitsman,
Mighty Duck!
[theme music playing]