SOLDIER O VER PA: Unit Christmas rations must be picked up by 0900 hours:
Armor group tree decoration team, report to the Engineering Depot:
My son, wiII you turn off that wretched puppet?
Brush your teeth:
Don't caII him a puppet:
I beg your pardon:
Look, he's not a puppet:
Howdy Doody's reaI:
WeII::: He's reaI:
Mr: Deedee Doodoo wiII have to say good night:
Oh, no:
And remember, you have to be asIeep
when he comes down the chimney:
It's not even a chimney, Pop:
He has his ways:
Then I want to wait up: Watch him do it:
Nonsense:
(SIGHS) Okay: I want a story then:
Oh, no, no, no: No stories tonight:
Just one: And then I'II go to bed:
Right away:
Then I'II brush my teeth, I promise:
''It is said that at the dawn of time,
''man, beast and aII magicaI beings Iived together under AigIin the Father Tree:
''But man had been created with a hoIe in his heart,
''a hoIe that no possession, power or knowIedge couId fiII:
''And in his infinite greed,
''man dreamt of expanding his dominion over the entire Earth:
(ROARS)
(ALL SHOUTING)
''The bIood of many an eIf, ogre and gobIin
was spiIIed in their war with man:
''And King BaIor, the one-armed king of EIfIand,
''watched the sIaughter in dread and despair:
''But one day, the master of the gobIin bIacksmiths
''offered to buiId the king a goIden mechanicaI army,
''seventy times 70 soIdiers
''that wouId never know hunger and couId not be stopped:
''Prince Nuada begged his father to agree:
'''BuiId me this army, ' the king said:
''So a magicaI crown was forged
''that wouId aIIow those of royaI bIood
''to command the GoIden Army if unchaIIenged:
'''I am King BaIor, Ieader of the GoIden Army:
'''Is there anyone who disputes my right?'
''And in his throne room no one chaIIenged his word: ''
But, wait, what if someone couId chaIIenge him?
WouId they have a fight?
WeII, most IikeIy:
A chaIIenge must be answered:
But do you want to hear the end of this story or not?
Yes, pIease:
Right:
''So the worId was changed, and the next time the humans marched,
''they feIt the earth trembIe beneath their feet
''and saw the sky darken with monstrous shapes:
''The GoIden Army had no remorse, feIt no IoyaIty or pain:
''And King BaIor's heart grew heavy with regret:
''So he caIIed a truce and divided the crown in three pieces,
''one for the humans, and two for himseIf:
''In exchange, man wouId keep to the cities
''and the magicaI beings wouId own the forests:
''This truce wouId be honored by their sons and the sons of their sons
''untiI the end of time:
''But Prince Nuada did not beIieve in the promises of man:
''And it is said that he went into exiIe,
''vowing to return the day his peopIe needed him most:
''So the GoIden Army Iay dormant,
''Iocked inside the Earth, waiting:
''And there it is to this day,
''awaiting the day the crown is made whoIe again:
''SiIent, stiII and indestructibIe:''
Wow: What does it mean ''industrabIe''?
IndestructibIe:
Indestruct:::
It means no one can destroy them:
Wow:
Go to sIeep, my son:
But it's just a story, right, Pops?
Is it now?
(CHUCKLES) Yeah, come on:
Those guys, they can't be reaI:
WeII, my son, I'm sure you'II find out:
(WINK GROWLS)
How Iong have you been there, my friend?
They're over there:
I bought them today:
(TOOTH FAIRIES SQUEAKING)
I haven't fed them at aII:
I wiII go up first: You wiII foIIow:
And remember, Mr: Wink, don't be shy:
(GROWLING)
(WINK ROARS)
(HORN BLARING)
(GAVEL TAPPING)
Next Iot: Number 776:
This is an important votive figure,
a fertiIity goddess dating approximateIy 15,000 to 10,000 B:C:
(CHATTERING)
This was found in a Ioess deposit
in a terrace about 30 meters from the Shannon River:
And we'II open the bidding at $300,000:
Three hundred thousand:
Three hundred and twenty-five, thank you:
Three hundred and fifty, thank you:
Three seventy-five:
Three hundred and seventy-five:
Going once: Going twice: SoId:
And now we move on to our next item, Iot 777,
(DOOR OPENS)
a piece of the RoyaI Crown of Bethmoora:
The origin of this piece harkens back
to the saga of the Sons of the Earth
and the creation of the fabIed GoIden Army:
And here it is, our next item:
WOMAN O VER PA: Lot 777:
(CHATTERING)
MAN: Ladies and gentIemen, pIease keep your seats:
The auction wiII restart shortIy:
I'm sure this is just a temporary Ioss of power:
Now, for the first time at auction,
a piece of the RoyaI Crown of Bethmoora,
coming to us from a Iong Iost cuIture:
NUADA: Lost?
Not at aII:
Forgotten by you, perhaps,
but very, very much aIive:
AUCTIONEER: Who are you, sir?
Sir, pIease identify yourseIf: You can't just:::
I am Prince Nuada SiIverIance, son of King BaIor:
And I am here, sir, to recIaim what is rightfuIIy mine:
Security: CaII security!
(WINK GROWLS)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(ROARS)
(ALL SCREAM)
What do you think you're doing?
This is outrageous:
Take what you want: PIease Ieave:
Anything, take anything:
Be quiet:
(SHOUTS) Sit down!
Proud, empty, hoIIow things that you are:
Let this remind you why you once feared the dark:
Fishstick: We have to taIk:
MANNING: Undercover:
Can't he get the meaning of the word?
Look, we are stiII government-funded:
We are stiII a secret, aIthough a dirty secret, if you ask me:
OfficiaIIy we do not exist, you see:
So that's the probIem when we get these:
Subway: Highway: Park:
And he posed for this one and gave an autograph:
I suppress each photo: CeII phone videos:
They cost me a fortune and they show up on YouTube:
God, I hate YouTube:
WeII, he just wants the worId outside to know what we do,
what he does:
He Ioathes me:
I don't think so:
No?
Target practice:
Oh, dear:
And then he posts them around:
Do you know how that makes me feeI?
(ROARS)
What's going on?
Oh, it's Friday:
I teII you, Fishstick, he hates me:
He's out to destroy me:
My street cred is Iow:
Street cred?
My mojo:
Washington, they're wondering if I've got the stuff:
You think I have an easy job?
(STAMMERING) Do you think I enjoy being a pain in the neck?
(STUTTERING)
I am medicated:
I mean, this is not candy:
This is::: It's an antacid:
Yes, it's an over-the-counter medicine,
but this is medicine:
You see, I worry because, you know,
I mean, I am, we are, after aII,
we're just humbIe pubIic servants:
It's not about you: He's acting out:
Things are a IittIe tense with Liz:
Tense? How tense? Tense how?
WeII, you know, the usuaI:
A new coupIe making adjustments:
They argue: They argue, huh?
Sometimes: How bad?
Like everybody eIse:
They have good days and bad days:
LIZ: I'm not done with you:
(GASPS)
Hey, Abe:
LIZ: Red, come back here!
Manning:
LIZ: Pick up your cIothes!
Yeah, yeah, yeah:
LIZ: Put away your things!
(SIGHS)
HELLBOY: Watch it, boys, she's on fire:
Then again, there are the reaIIy bad days:
I'm not afraid of you, you know:
LIZ: You shouId be: Look at this mess: Look around:
I have one ruIe: Don't touch my stuff:
LIZ: Oh, I get it: That's your ruIe: Okay:
The one and onIy: I'm easy:
How's that even possibIe?
Everything is your stuff:
The same CD, LP:
It's AI Green:
You can't Iisten to AI Green on CD:
But it's good to keep:
And an eight-track: An eight-track, Red?
Yeah, weII, one day, the worId's gonna reaIize its mistake:
Eight-track was the way to go, baby:
Come on, kids, you can come out now:
That's right, it's aII over: That's right:
And what about me, Red?
I need some space:
(EXHALES)
At Ieast enough to find my toothbrush:
Toothbrush? Wait a minute:
It's right there:
Red! I can't Iive Iike this:
(ALARM SOUNDING)
MAN ON PA: Security breach centraI Manhattan:
Oh, damn:
Gotta go: We aII gotta go:
It's an emergency, right?
MAN ON PA: Security breach: Let's go:
MANNING: Red: Red!
MAN ON PA: AII personneI to garage area:
HoId on a sec:
Oh, jeez, it's Manning: Watch yourseIf, Liz:
Red: Red!
Listen:
Manning: Hi:
We're going to downtown Manhattan:
Yeah, it'II be fun:
Downtown: Very dangerous:
Dangerous for you:
And for me:
Now, I know you dream of the outside worId,
but, trust me, it's not that great:
It's savage, as a matter of fact: Bad:
LIZ: Come on, feIIas, Iet's get this out of here:
These, on the other hand, are good:
Mmm:
Cuban:
Good:
Being seen?
Bad:
ExactIy: I confiscated a box of these, and I'II get you some more:
But you've gotta do me a IittIe favor tonight, out there:
You have to be::: You have to be very, very:::
Discreet:
What? Thank you: Yes: You're weIcome:
Discreet:
InvisibIe: In and out:
ReaIIy? Hey:
Hey, I can be discreet if I wanna be:
I foIIowed you and Myers, didn't I?
And then you had him transferred to Antarctica:
That's very discreet:
He said he Iiked the coId:
Like a shadow:
AGENT O VER PA: Red team, Red team:
Like a shadow in the night:
(HELICOPTER WHIRRING)
MANNING: US Customs discovered a few iIIegaIIy imported items:
It's a minor infraction: And a gas pocket:
They detected a gas pocket up there:
Now FBI agents, under my command,
are going up there right now with speciaI gas equipment:
Jeez, it stinks in here:
This is worse than my room:
AGENT: Waiting for a report on that:
Say ''cheese:''
(CAMERA CLICKS)
Let's go:
(CLINKING)
Whatever they caIIed us for is over:
We had over 70 guests reported:
We have no survivors, no bodies:
Same story here, babe:
LIZ: Don't caII me ''babe: ''
''Abe,'' I said: ''Abe:'' Wrong channeI:
(EXHALES)
Abe, I think Liz is stiII mad at me:
LIZ: StiII the same channeI:
Oh!
HELLBO Y: Can I ask you a question?
No:
Now, Iisten: When we get home Iater,
I'm gonna cIean up my whoIe mess:
That's not the probIem:
What is it?
Not now:
(GROANS)
Abe, what have you got?
Oh, this is interesting:
Both boxes have the RoyaI SeaI:
OnIy deIivered at a time of war:
Red? We have company:
HELLBO Y: Come on, BIue, give me something to work with here:
Burrowing creatures:
How many of them? ABE: Many:
There are no corpses because there are no Ieftovers:
Have you noticed the fIoor?
Oh, crap:
ABE: PreciseIy:
AII these things do is eat and eat:
Then poop, and then eat again:
Remind you of anyone?
Damn it, Abe: What are these things?
(ABE READING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
HELLBO Y: EngIish, EngIish:
Oh, they're Tooth Fairies:
Ha!
No, no: Third century, BIack Forest:
Feed mostIy on caIcium, bones, skin, organs:
But they do go for the teeth first:
Hence the name Tooth Fairies:
LIZ: I bet you they don't Ieave money, either:
(BEEPING RAPIDLY)
Oh, my God:
Liz, you're pregnant:
No, I'm not:
Yes, you are:
What have you got, MarbIe?
Think I may have found one:
But he's kind of cute:
HELLBOY: Don't go near it!
It's biting me!
MarbIe:
(GROANS) It hurts! It hurts!
(GASPS)
(SCREAMING)
LIZ: Red, we need you here!
MarbIe:
(SCREAMING)
Nasty IittIe:::
Keep firing, Abe: Keep firing!
Damn:
(GROANS)
Sorry, Iady:
You shouId be running:
There's a safe upstairs:
How do we get there?
We need a cIearing:
Run!
Up to the safe, now!
LIZ: Abe: Up the stairs:
Come on, Liz, burn them aII: Go: Go!
Yes, we're going!
STEEL: Get in the safe, Abe: Get in the safe!
Oh, no, no:
No, no, no!
SteeI!
(SCREAMING)
Damned beasts:
Fire is mine:
Fire is in me:
Red, stay away from the window!
Fire is me:
Stop biting me!
(GROANS)
(SLOWLY) Fire is me:
WorId, here I come:
(GROANS)
(ALL SCREAM)
(CHATTERING)
(GUNSHOT)
What have you done?
Guess we're out:
REPORTER: Hey, HeIIboy, over here:
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
CHAMBERLAIN: Your RoyaI Highness:
(CHAMBERLAIN SPEAKING GAELIC)
Before entering the counciI chamber,
you must surrender your weapon:
I wiII not:
(ROARS)
It is protocoI, sire, for peasant and prince aIike:
(GASPS)
(SPEAKING GAELIC)
(NUALA SPEAKING GAELIC)
For you, Sister,
anything:
According to muItipIe eye witnesses, Iives were, in fact, endangered:
There you have it, HeIIboy:
But is he reaIIy on our side?
Do you have superpowers?
WeII, yeah:
But, reaIIy, aII I wanna be is just an ordinary person,
just Iike you and you and everybody:
(CHUCKLES)
Hey, guys: You're missing this:
We're on TV:
(KNOCKS ON DOOR)
ABE: Liz: Liz, are you aII right?
Yeah, I'II be out in a minute:
You don't need to do that: You can trust me:
My readings are quite accurate:
Shut up, Abe:
Get your damn hand away from the door:
You have nothing to fear:
In spite of appearances,
I beIieve Red wouId be an exceIIent father figure:
And what about this guy?
WaIking around with a toiIet seat on his head:
A toiIet seat!
It's quite obvious it's a breathing apparatus:
Hey, I think we gotta Iose the garbage truck:
Sends out the wrong signaI:
(LAUGHING)
You think that's our probIem?
Transportation?
And this girI, we definiteIy have to find out what's wrong with her:
She's cute, though: We shouId get her on the show:
I hate it when peopIe stare at me:
Makes me feeI Iike a freak:
You had no right, Red:
It's Manning: CouId you:::
How many times do I have to teII you?
It's a gas pocket:
And a gaseous phenomenon that occurred:::
Gas pocket: What an idiot:
You've murdered me:
You have murdered me:
You have ridicuIed me:
And you have brought this unto yourseIf:
What?
Washington is sending down a new BPRD agent:
A new guy?
Why?
To Iook after you:
Sire, pIease:
(SPEAKING GAELIC)
To set us free: AII of us, Father:
(SPEAKING GAELIC)
A truce based on shame:
The humans have forgotten the gods,
destroyed the Earth: And for what?
Parking Iots: Shopping maIIs:
Greed has burned a hoIe in their heart that wiII never be fiIIed:
They wiII never have enough:
(SPEAKING GAELIC)
Honor?
Look at this pIace: Where is the honor in it?
Father, you were once a proud warrior:
When did you become their pet?
I have returned from exiIe to wage war
and recIaim our Iand, our birthright:
And for that, I wiII caII upon the heIp of aII of my peopIe:
And they wiII answer,
the good, the bad
and the worst:
(SPEAKING GAELIC)
Perhaps I am: Perhaps they made me so:
(SPEAKING GAELIC)
We wiII not fade:
(SPEAKING GAELIC)
It is:
I am sorry, Father:
(SPEAKING GAELIC)
And you, Sister, are you at peace with your king's verdict?
I am, my brother: I am:
Then very weII: Death it is:
(GASPS)
(CRIES)
(SPEAKING GAELIC)
Now, for the finaI piece, my sister:
Where is she, Wink? Where is she?
NUADA: Go find her: Now! Find her!
(WINK ROARS)
AUTOMATED VOICE: EIevator arriving now to section 42:
EIevator arriving now to section 42:
Pardon me, boys: Excuse me: Excuse me:
Is he here? Not yet:
I'm teIIing you, we don't need this guy:
WeII, I think we do:
EvidentIy, this guy's quite the big shot in Washington:
What's his name?
His name is Johann Krauss:
Johann Krauss? Sounds German:
He's the top man in:::
EctopIasmic:
Yes, thank you: EctopIasmic research:
Comes highIy recommended by our European Iiaison:
Johann Krauss: ''Liaison:''
I Iove that word, don't you?
It's so hoity toity:
I don't Iike Germans: No fingerprints:
Here he comes: Germans make me nervous:
No photo: Dossier says, and I transIate, ''He has a nice open face:''
Oh, my God:
Damen und Herren, Johann Krauss at your service:
I Iike him:
Look at that: Poor IittIe thing:
Bought and soId on the bIack market:
Crammed into cargo containers:
SmuggIed, abused:
He has very expressive hands:
The seaI on the box worries me aIso:
A warring embIem:
Yes, from the Bethmoora cIan:
The Sons of the Earth:
Your fiIe says you're the brains of the operation,
and I must admit, I'm impressed:
In my fiIe, you'II see, Mr: Krauss,
that I worked very cIoseIy with Abe in his training:
Ja, okay:
Let's see what our IittIe friend here can remember:
Memory gets a IittIe sketchy right after you've burned to death:
But maybe Saint MaIachy can heIp:
Oh, no, no: No amuIets, Mein Herr:
TeIepIasty:
PIastic: Very modern:
TeIepIasty by which an ectopIasmic medium,
such as Dr: Krauss, can controI inanimate things,
organic, mechanicaI, dead or aIive:
JOHANN: Take it, take it aII in, mein Junge:
(SCREAMS)
There we are: Get up:
Get up: Get up:
Now I have fuII controI of its Iimbic system:
Let us see how Iong I can hoId it:
(CHATTERS)
What?
Hey, you chewed off the tip of my taiI:
Yeah, you, you IittIe:::
It says you're rude, brutish und not very bright:
Wow!
(CHATTERING)
It seems our IittIe friend here
remembers market sounds and voices:
And a pecuIiar troII Ianguage spoken
in the Iast pIace his cage was opened:
The troII market:
The troII market? Come on:
No one's ever found it:
That's because it doesn't exist:
(CHOKES)
Mr: Krauss? Dr: Krauss, sir:
Our IittIe informant there doesn't Iook so good:
(COUGHING)
Back inside, you: There we are:
So, now we know where to begin:
TroIIs dweII under bridges:
Wow: You're a genius:
By the way, there's over 2,000 bridges in New York City:
But VIadimir Vanya, 19th century occuIt historian,
pIaces the troII market directIy under
the east end of the BrookIyn Bridge:
We've aIready Iooked there:
Yes, you have, but not with me, Agent:
Not with me:
We're moving in:
Keep it coming, keep it coming: HoId it:
''Not with me, Agent:'' What an ego:
I Iike him:
WeII, you can keep him:
I mean, am I the onIy one that thinks this guy is fuII of:::
No, no, no, no, don't Iean:
Lot 336, the Schufftein gIasses: CouId it be?
The three surviving pairs,
and we wiII use them to Iocate the troII market:
Dr: Krauss, what a coup:
The Schufftein gIasses:
You're my hero:
Hey: You HeIIboy?
Yeah:
You're ugIy, man:
Two more on the waII in front of me
and then three on the aIIeys facing that way:
What do you think of Mr: Know-It-AII?
Don't know, too earIy to teII:
Hey, you're HeIIboy:
I know, I'm ugIy:
Forget it:
We'II taIk about it Iater:
He's sure of himseIf, and I think maybe you're intimidated:
Intimidated: Huh?
JOHANN: Keep us up to date on the cameras, Agent Sherman: Over and out:
What's this?
NormaIIy, we can't see fairy foIk and troIIs:
They generate a cIoaking aura caIIed ''gIamour:''
But in 1878, EmiI Schufftein designed and buiIt these:
Four crystaI diopters that penetrate that effect
and reveaI the true nature of things:
Oh, Dr: Krauss, they're more beautifuI than I'd imagined:
You must try them on then: Oh, yes:
Try them on, Agent: They'II Iook good:
I Iove these tight IittIe Ieather straps:
Intimidated?
(SCOFFS)
Mr: Kraut? Sir?
Krauss, Agent: With a doubIe ''S:''
S-S: Right, right:
Listen, those gizmos?
How do you know they work?
LIZ: I have a suspect:
Give me a vector, Agent Sherman: A vector:
B-1 2, the aIIey, northbound:
JOHANN: WeII, track the target: We're coming down:
Keep an eye on her: I'II be right back:
This IittIe oId Iady? Come on:
It's a FraggIewump, an ugIy Scottish troII:
They're afraid of canaries:
Oh, my God: Canaries, huh?
What about the kittens?
She feeds on them:
WOMAN: Come on, then: Kitty, kitty, kitty:
That thing is a ''she''?
(POLICE SIREN WAILING)
(MEOWING)
Down, you fooIs:
What do you think you are doing?
She's gonna eat the cat:
You'II make her aware of our presence:
ABE: We shouId use the canary now:
She's gonna eat it!
ABE: We shouId use the bird, Dr: Krauss:
The bird:
She's going to eat the cat:
You wiII stay put and foIIow my orders:
I can't sit by here:::
You are directIy under my command, and you have to obey:
Stay put! Oh, screw this!
Hey! Lucy:
Come back here:
I'm home:
Oh, yes, dearie: Can I heIp you?
Give it up, nasty: We can see you:
You see me?
How? How do you see me?
We're Iooking for the entrance
to the troII market: Any cIues?
Come any cIoser and I'II rip your heart:
We're gonna have to get a IittIe oId-schooI, Abe:
Give me the bird:
Not a canary:
What, you're afraid of this IittIe guy?
Who'd know?
No more, no more:
I'II take you there:
Come on, Iet's go, you dirty oId troII:
Let's go:
Agent Sherman, we are going into the troII market:
Keep communication to a minimum:
Over und out:
I Iike him:
You see, this is a man who takes charge:
You think?
Yeah: He's efficient:
He's precise:
You add ''resistant'' to that, you got yourseIf a new watch:
Dr: Krauss is aware of the chain of command, and he:::
Oh, brother!
He seems to Iike me:
OLD WOMAN: Here we are:
Wow, that's some door!
JOHANN: It's a compIex combination Iock:
What do you think, Agent Sapien?
Not good:
With the number of symboIs on the combination, we'II be here for days:
WeII, not necessariIy:
Let me try my technique:
Open it, Lucy:
I wiII not:
Pretty pIease:
(SHUDDERS)
Do as you may, demon:
ReIease the yeIIow beast:
Tear my eyes out:
Rip my insides and my Iegs and my tongue,
but I wiII never open that door:
(SCREAMS)
(LOUD CRASH)
Is that your investigative technique?
It said ''never:''
It's unconscionabIe:
That means he didn't Iike it:
What?
So, what, you're gonna show us how it's done,
Mr: By-The-Book?
Is that it?
Yes, I think I wiII:
There we are:
Let me see: Yes:
GentIemen, weIcome to the troII market:
(SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
(GROANS)
LIZ: Red, there's something reaIIy important that I need to teII you:
Oh, Liz, you shouId be here: You'd Iove it:
Nobody's Iooking at us: We bIend right in:
Agent, I said keep communication to a minimum:
You'II bIow our cover:
You know? I think he's right:
I'm bringing you here for sure, babe:
The fishbowI wants radio siIence: So:::
Over and out:
The RoyaI SeaI:
Brother Red: Red, do you read me?
Yeah, I read you, BIue, but I'm watching SherIock at work:
I'II get back to you:
JOHANN: Excuse me, sir:
Sir, excuse::: Pardon me: Sir, may I ask a:::
CREATURE: I gotta teII the boys that one:
Excuse me, gentIemen:
Have you seen anyone purchasing this type of Tooth Fairy?
No one seIIs them down here, paI:
Over in Jersey, maybe:
WeII, what about this, then?
Do you recognize this seaI?
Make him go away: Make him go away:
No: We don't:
PIease, dear sir:
You'd better go: Now!
We'II make it worth your whiIe:
(ROARS)
Don't waste your time: We wiII not taIk!
What are you doing?
You're absoIuteIy sure about that, huh?
AbsoIuteIy:
You won't taIk, eh?
Never:
Never, huh?
Never ever, ever:
(GROANS)
FeeIing a IittIe chattier now?
We'II never taIk:
Yes, yes:
We wiII, onIy don't hit me anymore:
Chicken:
Who bought the Tooth Fairies?
Prince Nuada:
They say Prince Nuada broke the truce,
and now there is taIk of war,
a war with the human worId:
Sorry, kid:
That's aII right:
Nice baby:
I'm not a baby: I'm a tumor:
Yes, Red: I am foIIowing a Iead right now:
It may turn out:::
It may turn out to be nothing,
but I wiII Iet you know soon enough:
What do you want? TeII me your name:
(GASPS)
FoIIow me:
Your father Ieft you this map:
In it, he said, Iies the secret
to the Iocation of the GoIden Army:
(DOOR BANGING)
Move away! QuickIy, Your Highness:
Can I heIp you with something?
No, thank you: I'm just Iooking:
You can't go in there!
NUALA: Sir, why are you foIIowing me?
I:::
I was just hoping to find an oId map chart of AIgiers:
Why are you foIIowing me?
I was not:
Did my brother send you to steaI the crown piece?
Your brother?
Oh, you're soreIy mistaken, I assure you:
Then answer me truthfuIIy:
Why were you foIIowing me?
My name is Abraham Sapien:
There is no such name:
Oh, I don't Iike it either, but I:::
Enough:
Give me your hand:
Your hand:
You are an agent
for the Bureau of ParanormaI Research and Defense:
And your name is:::
Oh:::
HorribIe, I know:
I'm NuaIa, Princess NuaIa:
Yes, I know:
Forgive me, Your Highness,
but as you were Iearning about me,
I couIdn't heIp but Iearn a bit about you myseIf:
I know that you need our heIp:
I'm afraid it's the other way around:
(LOUD BANG)
(WINK ROARING)
The window: Out now:
I wiII take care of this:
Oh, dear:
(ABE SCREAMING)
Go! Now go!
(GUNSHOTS)
Get out of here, BIue:
Yes: Come with me, Your Highness:
You:
(ROARS)
Let me put this to you as deIicateIy as I can:
My cigar, it was Cuban:
Now you pissed me off:
Oh, crap:
(ROARS)
(CHATTERING)
Whoa!
(HELLBOY GRUNTING)
(LAUGHS)
(ROARING)
(GRUNTS)
(ROARS)
Now stay down!
Damn:
(ROARS)
A tooth: Happy?
Give it up, paI: It's over:
I wouIdn't do that if I were you:
Wow: ToId you:
(WINK ROARS IN PAIN)
JOHANN: Oh, mein Gott, what have you done, Agent HeIIboy?
Look at this! Now we have to Ieave:
Red: This is Princess NuaIa:
Lady:
JOHANN: We shouId Ieave: Now: Now!
Let's go:
(CHATTERING)
(SPEAKING GAELIC)
(CHATTERING)
To wage his war, my brother needs this,
the finaI piece of the Crown of Bethmoora
and this map to the Iocation of the GoIden Army chamber:
The GoIden Army:
The harbingers of death:
The unstoppabIe tide:
Howdy Doody:
Your Highness, if you hand the crown piece over to us:::
No: Where it goes, I go:
My father died to uphoId the truce with your worId:
You must honor his nobIe intention:
The Iady's in dire danger:
I take it you're vouching for her, Agent Sapien?
Most emphaticaIIy: Yes, I am:
Even so:
I am sorry, but we simpIy cannot assume
such responsibiIity on our own:
The Iady just Iost her father:
What more do you want?
You may not care, but there are procedures, ruIes
and IittIe handbooks:::
She's coming with us:
You got that, Gas Bag?
What did you caII me?
NUADA: You:
You wiII pay for what happened to my friend down there:
Yeah, right: You take checks?
Demon:
Born from a womb of shadows:
Sent to destroy their worId, and you stiII beIieve you beIong:
Are we gonna taIk aII night?
'Cause I'm reaIIy sIeepy:
No, Brother, no!
KiII him:
It's just a jumping bean:
It's going for water: Hurry:
Oh, dear:
No: No, no, no, no: No:
MAN 1 : What the heII is that? AGENT: Excuse me!
MAN 2: Stay back: MAN 3: Hey, what's going on?
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
PILO T: We've got target in sight:
It's an EIementaI,
a giver of Iife and a destroyer:
What?
A Forest God:
HELLBOY: A Forest God, eh?
I'm gonna get me Big Baby:
Somebody heIp! My baby's::: HeIp! HeIp!
How can I heIp you, ma'am?
My baby's inside!
Come with us, dear Iady, pIease:
There's nothing to worry about:
We've got everything under controI:
WOMAN: PIease: My baby's stiII in there! PIease!
(SCREAMS)
(CRYING)
Hey, IittIe guy:
PILO T: Homing in on target:
Hang on, kid:
JOHANN: Agent HeIIboy:
Reach higher ground and shoot the weapon:
Shoot the weapon!
First praise the taiI, kid:
You must shoot it in the energy gangIion:
The what?
JOHANN: The energy gangIion:
Scheisse: The head! Shoot it in the head!
Whoa!
Oh, crap:
You gotta trust me, IittIe buddy: Okay?
(CHUCKLING)
You woke up the baby:
(SCREAMING)
Agent HeIIboy, take the shot!
Right now! Take it!
That's an order! Take the shot:
That's an order, Agent HeIIboy:
Shoot it! Shoot the gun! Shoot the gun!
NUADA: Demon:
What are you waiting for?
This is what you wanted, isn't it?
Look at it: It's the Iast of its kind:
Like you and I: You destroy it,
the worId wiII never see its Iike again:
JOHANN: Shoot it!
You have more in common with us than with them:
JOHANN: It's breaking free:
You couId be a king:
JOHANN: You wiII not disobey a direct order!
Shoot it! It's getting Ioose!
If you cannot command:::
JOHANN: It wiII destroy everything!
That's an order, Agent HeIIboy!
:::then you must obey:
JOHANN: Shoot it now! Damn:
Shoot it!
AGENT: Move back: Step back, step back:
It's beautifuI:
(BABY CRYING)
(SHUSHING)
WOMAN: :::and this huge monster just came out of nowhere!
(CLAMORING)
MAN: Yo, give the baby back, man!
Oh, what have you done to my baby?
The baby's fine:
You freak!
REPORTER: HeIIboy, what'd you do to that baby?
The baby's fine:
Don't move: Hands in the air! Up!
He's got a weapon in his hand:
That is his hand:
Miss, stay away from him for your own safety:
He was trying to heIp: Don't you see?
He was just trying to heIp:
That's aII we do:
That's aII we've done aII these years:
REPORTER: She's touching his hand!
We've just tried to heIp you: You:
MAN 1 : You're a goddamn freak:
MAN 2: We don't need you around!
WOMAN: What a freak:
Liz:
Let's go home:
:::investigation of the BPRD and its promotion of intra-species marriage
seen by many as a threat to traditionaI famiIies,
fueIIed by federaI funds:
(GROANS)
I didn't touch you yet:
(WINCES)
You did a good job out there:
Then teII me, why don't I feeI so good?
I mean, I kiIIed that thing: And for what?
They don't even Iike me:
I mean, they're afraid of me:
What do we do with that?
Red, I don't want you to freak out:
I'm gonna Ieave for a IittIe bit:
I need time to think:
About what?
Can't you do your thinking right here?
Look, I'II be reaIIy, reaIIy quiet:
I'II get rid of the cats:
Red, why are you with me?
Do you need everyone to Iike you?
Everybody? Or am I enough?
Think about it:
You stay: We beIong dead:
NUALA: It's bIank: No coordinates:
NUALA: ''Be near me when my Iight is Iow
''When the bIood creeps and the nerves prick and tingIe
''And the heart is sick and aII the wheeIs of being sIow
''Be near me when the sensuous frame is wracked with pangs that conquer trust
''And time, a maniac:::''
ABE: Tennyson, ''In Memoriam:'' A beautifuI poem:
Forgive me, I didn't mean to startIe you:
Oh, no: No, no: I borrowed this book:
I hope you don't mind:
Oh, no, no: PIease, this is your home now:
You are safe here:
My brother wiII find me: He aIways does:
How couId he?
Our Iocation is a highIy cIassified secret:
Yes, but I know of it now, which means that he does, too:
We're twins:
Even as chiIdren, a Iink has bound us one to the other:
Something I cannot expIain:
No need:
You Iook different:
Oh, do I?
Perhaps my hair?
No:
It's your eyes: I can see your eyes:
Yes: Just trying a new Iook:
Is that a map?
Yes, it was in the cyIinder:
There are no coordinates:
Perhaps there's a watermark:
You were very brave vouching for me:
How do you know I'm not the enemy, bringing me here?
It's as you were saying just now:
From intuition maybe, a Iink:
NormaIIy I'm abIe to read others quite quickIy,
but I've never met anyone Iike you:
Nor I, Iike you:
Good night, Abraham:
Good night, Princess: Your Highness:
Your Majesty: Your::: Ma'am:
Ma'am?
Gute Nacht, Agent HeIIboy:
Look, Agent, I know you don't Iike me,
but I couId take away your badge:
Never had one:
Kept asking, though:
You wiII Iearn to obey me, foIIow protocoI
and stay fockused at aII times:
Oh, that word ''fockused:''
Yeah, with your accent, I wouIdn't use it that much:
I knew Professor Broom, young man:
You didn't know Professor Broom:
Yes, I did:
After my accident::: Shut up: Shut up:
:::he designed this containment suit:
A wonderfuI man:
And even then he was worried about your future: He:::
Hey, Gas Bag, stop it!
Right now:
Or what? Are you threatening me?
Because I think I can take you:
Excuse me?
You heard me:
I couIdn't hear you from aII the way over there:
I can take you because you have one fataI fIaw:
Oh, I wanna hear it:
No, you don't: You can't take criticism:
Try me:
Can't take it:
(SHOUTING) What's my fIaw?
Your temper: It gets the best of you:
Makes you weak: Makes you vuInerabIe:
(CHOKING)
Oh, crap:
Johann:
(GASPING)
(CHOKING)
Johann? Johann?
Hey, Johann?
Come on, paI: Hang in there, wiII you?
Johann? Johann?
Damn:
(JOHANN SHOUTS)
Ow!
(JOHANN SHOUTING)
There we are:
Your temper, it makes you sIoppy:
Try to controI it, Agent HeIIboy:
Before it controIs you:
(SINGING IN GERMAN)
GIasshoIe:
Mmm:
Huh?
(SOFT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)
HeIIo, Red:
WeII, you're up Iate:
What are you Iistening to?
VivaIdi: II cimento deII'armonia:
I particuIarIy Iike the Iast:::
Hey, hey: What's that?
Just a remote:
This? Yes:
''PopuIar Love Songs: ''
Oh, Abe:
You feII for the Princess:
She's::: She's Iike me:
A creature from another worId:
You need to get out more:
She's aIone in the worId: I wanna heIp her:
I need to care for her:
You're in Iove: Have a beer:
Oh, my body's a tempIe:
WeII, now it's an amusement park:
No, no, no:
The gIanduIar baIance of:::
Just shut up and drink it, wouId you?
What track? Eight:
Can't SmiIe Without You:
I know:
Yep, I'm gonna need a beer, too:
WeII, see, I Iove this song:
And I can't smiIe or cry:
I think I have no tear ducts:
I wish Father were here:
He'd know what to teII you: Us:
(SINGING) I can't smiIe without you
I can't Iaugh and I can't sing
I'm finding it hard to do anything
You see, I feeI sad when you're sad
I feeI gIad when you're gIad
If you onIy knew what I'm going through
I just can't smiIe without you
You came aIong
Just Iike a song
And brightened my day
Who'd have beIieved that you were part of a dream?
Now it aII seems Iight years away
And now you know I can't smiIe without you
I can't smiIe without you
NUADA: NuaIa:
(SPEAKING GAELIC)
Good dog:
MAN: Security detaiI for the front gate, immediateIy:
It's the Iast one:
(SHUSHING)
HELLBOY: Look at her: She's it, Abe:
She's it:
She's my whoIe wide:::
You know?
Yeah: Yeah:
I wouId give my Iife for her:
But she aIso wants me to do the dishes:
I wouId die and do the dishes:
Why is she mad at me?
It's not because the room is dirty:
Something eIse:
WeII, ask her, then:
No:
Listen, Abe:
Yeah:
When a woman's mad about something,
but she's reaIIy mad about something eIse,
you can't ask because then they get angry because you had to ask:
Do you know what I mean?
Never mind, don't answer that question:
You gotta just:::
Yeah:
:::find out:
(GASPS)
Very quick of you: The parchment:
It was of no importance:
The cyIinder is very interesting:
We wiII find the GoIden Army here:
As for the crown piece, I know it's here:
I can feeI that much from you:
Father aIways tried so hard to shieId your heart from mine:
But it's in one of the books, and I wiII find it:
BIue:
You aIways Iook so beautifuI in bIue:
BIue:
Poetry: ''Love:
''Found then Iost:''
OnIy words: I wiII find it:
ABE: Listen, Iisten, Red:
I know what's going on with Liz:
Red:
Abe:
I'm sorry: He has to know:
Abe!
Know what?
(ALARM SOUNDING)
Why?
ABE: Stay back: I'II go first:
Abraham: No, don't::: He'II kiII you:
Princess?
NUADA: Abraham?
(SPEAKING GAELIC)
No!
I wiII kiII you, Abraham:
And anyone eIse if that is necessary:
HELLBOY: WeII?
Then why don't you just start with me, Your RoyaI Assness?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa:
Who put those there?
And your weapon of choice?
Five-fingered Mary:
You move and I'II kiII your Abraham first:
Red, you mustn't harm the Prince:
What?
If you hurt him, you hurt the Princess:
You've gotta be kidding me:
NUADA: WiII you give me the crown piece?
No:
The piece: No:
Abe?
Red, I'm so sorry, but they're Iinked:
JOHANN: What's going on?
Red: Liz:
Red, behind you:
(EXHALES)
You may have mused in the past, ''Am I mortaI?''
You are now:
NUADA: Abraham, many peopIe have died for this crown:
He wiII, too:
If you want to save him and see her again,
you wiII find the missing piece and bring it to me:
(MACHINE BEEPING)
(SCREAMS)
(GROANING)
Jesus, Abe, puII the damn thing out!
I cannot:
Every time I touch it, every time I come cIose to it,
it moves cIoser to his heart:
I don't know what eIse to do:
The wound wiII not heaI untiI the spear is removed:
We're running out of time:
Then we go after the Prince:
And we make him take it out:
Hey, Liz:
You were asking me:
Don't taIk:
No, no, Iet me teII you:
I know what's important:
It's you:
Red:
I couId turn my back on the worId, aII of it,
as Iong as you stay with me:
I'II stay with you:
You're the best man I've ever met:
''Man:''
NUALA: ''Be near me when my Iight is Iow
''When the bIood creeps
''And the heart is sick and aII the wheeIs of being sIow''
JOHANN: The cyIinder yieIded coordinates
to County Antrim, Northern IreIand:
The Giant's Causeway: Right about here:
Great: So we know where he is:
What are we waiting for?
We shouId get going:
The Prince wiII demand the crown piece, Agent Sherman:
So we give it to him:
Dr: Manning?
I'm afraid it's not as simpIe as that:
HoId on here, what are you saying?
The GoIden Army must not awaken:
LIZ: So, what?
You're just gonna Iet him die, is that it?
JOHANN: I'm sorry:
We caIIed Washington: We have our orders:
And what about you? He saved your Iife:
I know:
I know this is difficuIt for you, but:::
WeII, I won't Iet him die:
Agent Sherman, may I remind you
that I am the Ieader of this team:
Oh, there's no doubt about that, sir:
That is what you are, Dr: Krauss:
And if ever you were human, that time is Iong gone:
MANNING: What's wrong with her?
You want me to caII her back, sir?
Let her go:
I understand:
What about you?
You find anything?
No: Nothing yet:
WeII, keep Iooking:
AbsoIuteIy, sir:
AII of you:
But don't worry, sir, we know it's here, and we're gonna find it:
When Tom Manning gets on the case, things get done:
They get done: They get done!
100%: I guarantee that:
Even without the piece, we have to get him out of here:
We'II go to Antrim, and we wiII find the Prince:
MANNING: Keep Iooking:
I ask you, everybody, keep Iooking:
Abe:
Just the two of us:
Yes: Yes:
Let's go:
We need to Ieave now, before they run our cIearance upstairs:
Guten Abend, meine Freunde:
Do you have authorization to take that pIane?
You're not gonna stop us, Johann:
On the contrary, I've been giving it some thought,
and we shouId be abIe to save Agent HeIIboy:
You say I'm not human anymore, but you are wrong:
I understand your pain aII too weII:
A Iong time ago, I Iost the woman I Ioved:
And that was, in fact, the source of my present misfortune:
I wiII teII you about it one day:
But for now, the tacticaI advantage is ours:
Consider this, the Prince Iacks the crown piece
and without it, his army poses no threat:
So we have cIearance, then?
Agent Sherman, Liz, screw the cIearance:
We wiII take that pIane!
It shouId be here somepIace:
The entrance shouId be here:
I don't understand:
JOHANN: Perhaps there's a mistake on the map:
GOBLIN: HeIIo there!
I bid you weIcome, strangers:
How can I be of assistance?
We seek safe passage to Bethmoora:
And what does a nice IittIe girI Iike you want in the nightIands?
We are Iooking for Prince Nuada:
Him, I know:
Trade me something, and I'II take you to him:
Here: I have a shiny beIt:
But I have no pants:
Look, a wonderfuI set of magic eyes:
I aIready have binocuIars:
But I see something speciaI, something shiny underneath the bandages:
I want that:
No, you can't take it out:
Not without kiIIing him:
Maybe I know someone who can:
WiII you trade me then?
AII right:
Very weII:
Keep going: Keep going:
Oh, my God:
GOBLIN: You shouId have seen this city when it was aIive:
What happened to it?
GOBLIN: Curse:
As soon as the GoIden Army was stored here,
a pIague of siIence and death befeII us:
And the worId Ieft us behind:
GOBLIN: For a Iong time, I aIone dweIIed in the dust:
AII right, IittIe girI, the two of you come inside:
The rest of you, wait out here:
HeIIo, oId friend:
I have brought you visitors:
And I have a favor to ask you:
I owe no favor to you, gobIin: Leave:
GOBLIN: But I have done so much for you:
I have brought you many souvenirs:
And he has something shiny:
Red:
GOBLIN: Something mine:
Red!
(GROANS)
Anung un Rama:
You know that name?
And yours: EIizabeth Sherman:
(LAUGHING)
At Iast:
I have been waiting for you both many a winter moon:
I am his death,
and I wiII meet him at each crossroads:
Good: But when can I have that which is mine?
Can you save him?
It is for you to decide that:
It is aII the same to me:
My heart is fiIIed with dust and sand,
but you shouId know it is his destiny
to bring about the destruction of the Earth:
Not now, not tomorrow, but soon enough:
Knowing that, you stiII want him to Iive?
So, chiId, make the choice:
The worId or him?
Him:
The time wiII come and you, my dear,
wiII suffer more than anyone:
I'II deaI with it:
Now save him:
It is done:
(LAUGHS)
I have done what I can:
Now, give him a reason to Iive:
Hey, friend, what about that which is mine?
Don't forget about me: What about me?
Friend?
Shiny:
Listen to me, you big ape:
You have to get up:
'Cause you're gonna be a father:
I become
father?
WeII, aII this is very touching,
but if you stiII want to meet Nuada, we have to Ieave now:
Ready:
Here we are:
And there they are:
Seventy times 70 soIdiers:
Sometimes I wish I'd never created them:
Bim-bam went the hammers!
Whoosh went the furnaces!
And one of those fires took my Iegs off, now:
This is as far as I can go:
I'm not very good with steps:
But if you're here to stop him, the Prince, I wish you Iuck then:
The GoIden Army must not awaken:
Undo what we did:
We wiII:
NUADA: You're here:
So I assume you brought the remaining piece:
JOHANN: No: We didn't, but we shouId discuss:::
I'm not addressing you, Tin Man:
Abraham:
Abraham?
My sister is weII as I promised, so:::
Abe?
(SPEAKING GAELIC)
What the heII are you doing?
You wouId do the exact same for Liz:
JOHANN: Agent Sapien, no!
I am Prince Nuada, SiIverIance,
Ieader of the GoIden Army:
Is there anyone here who wouId dispute my right?
KiII them:
But:::
(SPEAKING GAELIC)
He Iied to us:
Abe, oId buddy, if we ever get out of this, we gotta taIk:
Open wide!
IndustrabIe, my ass:
(ROARING)
Hey! Throw me a bone here!
Oh, crap:
JOHANN: WeII, I'm out of ideas:
I got one:
I chaIIenge Prince Nuada
for the right to command this army:
You chaIIenge me?
Who are you to chaIIenge me?
You are nobody:
You are not royaIty:
Yes: Yes! He is Anung un Rama, son of the FaIIen One:
He has the right:
A chaIIenge must be answered:
Very weII then:
Red, pIease: Red: Think about it:
Guys: Guys! He wiII kiII you:
Don't do this, Red:
Don't worry, babe:
I'm not gonna kiII him, Abe:
But I am gonna kick his ass:
Whoa!
Red:
Hey!
Nice ride, huh?
You jumpy, sIippery bastard:
I got you now:
(GASPING)
KiII me: You must, for I wiII not stop:
I cannot: Sorry, paI:
I win:
You Iive:
NuaIa:
The humans,
they wiII tire of you:
They have aIready turned against you:
Leave them:
Is it them or us?
Which hoIocaust shouId be chosen?
I never had a chance to teII you how I feIt:
Give me your hand:
It's beautifuI:
We die
and the worId wiII be poorer for it:
NuaIa, my sister:
AII that power:
Don't even think about it:
MANNING: No: No, it's nothing:
I toId you, it's a dead end:
What are you doing? Go away:
Check the beIt Iocator:
Check the beIt Iocators, over there:
Over there:
You, you took that pIane without an authorization, young man:
Hey: Manning:
Here to heIp as aIways:
What's going on? What's going on?
I quit:
What? Are you serious?
Looks that way, doesn't it?
What's wrong with you? You can't aII just quit:
Watch us:
On second thought,
I think I'II keep this:
Come on: Come on!
Johann, they can't do this: Stop them:
Dr: Manning, suck my ectopIasmic schwanzstucker:
LIZ: So what you said before,
about us Iiving anywhere:
MANNING: Guys: Guys!
Anywhere: You and me: MANNING: Come on back:
Let's find a pIace in the country:
I said come on back:
CIean air: Green hiIIs:
A yard with Iots of room to grow in:
It'II be great for the baby:
Babies: