1 00:00:23,832 --> 00:00:25,448 How about we skip appetizers? 2 00:00:25,667 --> 00:00:29,030 With a cocktail buffet, we don't need appetizers too. 3 00:00:29,542 --> 00:00:31,990 - Just an idea. - To bring costs down. 4 00:00:32,207 --> 00:00:35,406 Only two courses. We're already top of the price range. 5 00:00:35,572 --> 00:00:38,729 No! I wouldn't say you're top of the range. 6 00:00:38,999 --> 00:00:40,447 As ranges go, you're... 7 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:42,020 standard. 8 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:44,957 If you want, let's reconsider appetizers. 9 00:00:45,167 --> 00:00:46,405 Let's do something 10 00:00:47,082 --> 00:00:48,031 lighter. 11 00:00:48,208 --> 00:00:49,447 And cheaper. 12 00:00:49,791 --> 00:00:50,740 Lighter. 13 00:00:53,417 --> 00:00:55,979 For the photographer you suggested... 14 00:00:56,208 --> 00:00:59,655 We thought, if we remove the white borders around the photos, 15 00:00:59,832 --> 00:01:01,490 does that lower the price? 16 00:01:01,916 --> 00:01:03,865 - Remove the borders? - Yes. 17 00:01:04,707 --> 00:01:05,656 I'll find out. 18 00:01:06,333 --> 00:01:09,031 I'm not convinced it will, but I'll ask. 19 00:01:09,707 --> 00:01:10,864 Excuse me. 20 00:01:13,948 --> 00:01:15,021 Yes, Adèle? 21 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,239 Quick, I'm with clients. 22 00:01:18,458 --> 00:01:19,729 They're complicated. 23 00:01:21,125 --> 00:01:22,948 You're unloading already? 24 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:24,948 The tableware's late? 25 00:01:26,082 --> 00:01:27,031 Where's Nabil? 26 00:01:27,249 --> 00:01:28,990 - Talk to him! - Sure. 27 00:01:30,292 --> 00:01:32,031 I won't be long, Adèle. Ciao. 28 00:01:35,792 --> 00:01:36,739 Sorry about that. 29 00:01:36,999 --> 00:01:38,781 Next, the floral arrangements. 30 00:01:39,042 --> 00:01:42,728 We thought, pricewise, maybe orchids are too much. 31 00:01:43,541 --> 00:01:47,030 Look, we've reduced the budget several times. 32 00:01:47,291 --> 00:01:49,365 I'm happy to review it, no problem. 33 00:01:49,791 --> 00:01:51,489 That's the idea, to be honest. 34 00:01:51,792 --> 00:01:53,405 I got that, to be honest. 35 00:01:53,583 --> 00:01:57,698 As I tell all my clients, you have a magnificent venue. 36 00:01:58,167 --> 00:02:00,489 Downtown Paris, luxury hotel. 37 00:02:00,749 --> 00:02:01,698 200 guests. 38 00:02:01,833 --> 00:02:05,198 It's a big deal. A wedding, not a block party. 39 00:02:05,833 --> 00:02:08,280 It has to aim for a certain status. 40 00:02:08,458 --> 00:02:10,072 Which comes with a price. 41 00:02:10,332 --> 00:02:12,239 We can't lower it indefinitely. 42 00:02:12,458 --> 00:02:13,698 Frankly, 43 00:02:13,958 --> 00:02:16,490 we're not sure you want to find solutions. 44 00:02:16,750 --> 00:02:18,197 Aren't you now? 45 00:02:18,332 --> 00:02:21,905 I had a sense of being there, addressing your concerns. 46 00:02:22,041 --> 00:02:23,365 Actually, we think 47 00:02:23,499 --> 00:02:25,615 you're not very inventive. 48 00:02:25,958 --> 00:02:29,281 Yes, that's right. Not very inventive. 49 00:02:29,457 --> 00:02:30,697 Inventive? 50 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:32,438 I see. 51 00:02:34,208 --> 00:02:37,448 Something springs to mind that's pretty inventive. 52 00:02:40,655 --> 00:02:42,854 No appetizers, you're right. 53 00:02:43,417 --> 00:02:46,322 - Great. - Absolutely. It's a good idea. 54 00:02:46,542 --> 00:02:49,240 But we also skip the main course. 55 00:02:50,582 --> 00:02:52,365 Now we get inventive. 56 00:02:52,541 --> 00:02:55,615 You ask people to bring Tupperware boxes 57 00:02:56,291 --> 00:03:00,228 with coleslaw, boiled eggs. Some bring a homemade salad. 58 00:03:00,416 --> 00:03:02,198 Ask somebody to bring beer 59 00:03:02,417 --> 00:03:05,906 and somebody else brings lemonade to make shandies. 60 00:03:06,042 --> 00:03:06,989 Look... 61 00:03:07,083 --> 00:03:08,822 Hold on, for the decoration, 62 00:03:08,958 --> 00:03:10,114 I'm feeling inventive. 63 00:03:10,249 --> 00:03:14,531 My little niece makes crepe streamers, orange and green. 64 00:03:14,792 --> 00:03:18,614 Stuck to the tables or chairs with bits of tape, very pretty. 65 00:03:18,792 --> 00:03:21,186 Don't take offense, we're only... 66 00:03:21,333 --> 00:03:24,447 Sorry, I'm not done. For dessert... 67 00:03:24,750 --> 00:03:27,948 Let's dispense with the mini-delights. 68 00:03:28,167 --> 00:03:31,240 Forget them too, in favor of fruit purée! 69 00:03:31,374 --> 00:03:33,573 High-end! Apple & pear, apple & strawberry. 70 00:03:33,708 --> 00:03:35,198 Apple & banana! 71 00:03:35,291 --> 00:03:37,615 Served in plastic cups with... 72 00:03:37,791 --> 00:03:39,155 What are those little... 73 00:03:39,333 --> 00:03:41,239 - Shortbread! - That's right. 74 00:03:41,458 --> 00:03:42,864 Self-service purée! 75 00:03:42,999 --> 00:03:45,396 Self-service! Inventive enough for you? 76 00:03:45,832 --> 00:03:48,364 If you want, I'll come up with other ideas 77 00:03:48,583 --> 00:03:51,489 to guarantee you're bottom of the range. 78 00:03:51,583 --> 00:03:52,656 Subterranean. 79 00:03:53,333 --> 00:03:54,353 Alright. 80 00:03:54,542 --> 00:03:55,781 We'll think it over. 81 00:03:57,249 --> 00:03:59,239 Sorry, I got a little carried away. 82 00:03:59,499 --> 00:04:00,739 We'll be in touch. 83 00:04:01,500 --> 00:04:03,739 I'll get back to you on the price. 84 00:04:03,999 --> 00:04:04,531 Yes. 85 00:04:04,707 --> 00:04:06,239 And the white borders. 86 00:04:06,499 --> 00:04:07,521 - Thanks. - Goodbye. 87 00:04:13,292 --> 00:04:14,781 There's no other solution. 88 00:04:15,042 --> 00:04:17,989 I had to leave the truck on the shoulder 89 00:04:18,249 --> 00:04:19,240 and wait for Seb. 90 00:04:20,125 --> 00:04:21,781 I told Adèle all that. 91 00:04:22,042 --> 00:04:24,114 Talk to each other, people. 92 00:04:24,832 --> 00:04:27,740 Grégoire, I got your message about the buyout. 93 00:04:27,832 --> 00:04:29,948 An offer from Valerie Laprade. 94 00:04:30,083 --> 00:04:33,239 She can come by tonight, no problem. 95 00:04:33,458 --> 00:04:35,697 Don't worry, my wife'll sign. 96 00:04:35,905 --> 00:04:38,978 We're just taking a kind of break. 97 00:04:39,250 --> 00:04:41,114 Yeah, Nicole, it's me. 98 00:04:41,458 --> 00:04:43,615 Several things you should know. 99 00:04:43,780 --> 00:04:45,771 I just spoke with Grégoire 100 00:04:46,042 --> 00:04:48,115 and the buyout is firming up. 101 00:04:48,292 --> 00:04:51,530 There's a woman who'll drop by the venue. 102 00:04:51,791 --> 00:04:53,947 I'll be there later. Or sooner. 103 00:04:54,457 --> 00:04:57,447 Nabil, the cop took my driver's license. 104 00:04:57,667 --> 00:04:59,906 Seb's gonna get the truck. 105 00:05:00,249 --> 00:05:03,197 I'll get my brother-in-law. See you there. 106 00:05:08,958 --> 00:05:10,739 Go on, get past. 107 00:05:18,583 --> 00:05:20,156 You call this a car? 108 00:05:20,333 --> 00:05:21,989 I lost my license. 109 00:05:23,166 --> 00:05:24,906 I was waiting there an hour. 110 00:05:27,167 --> 00:05:28,740 You came in pajamas? 111 00:05:29,583 --> 00:05:31,489 You're taking it up a level. 112 00:05:32,917 --> 00:05:35,115 You don't even dress for work? 113 00:05:35,280 --> 00:05:37,353 They're not pajamas, they're... 114 00:05:37,667 --> 00:05:38,614 hybrid. 115 00:05:38,791 --> 00:05:40,489 For around the house and... 116 00:05:40,749 --> 00:05:42,198 They're totally pajamas! 117 00:05:45,542 --> 00:05:46,240 Jesus! 118 00:05:46,458 --> 00:05:47,447 Gimme a break. 119 00:06:02,917 --> 00:06:03,864 You moron! 120 00:06:04,542 --> 00:06:07,447 A wedding without music? Who's the moron? 121 00:06:07,667 --> 00:06:09,447 - It's our turn! - Bullshit! 122 00:06:09,750 --> 00:06:11,698 We gotta unload the champagne! 123 00:06:12,292 --> 00:06:13,364 It's common sense! 124 00:06:13,542 --> 00:06:16,990 You wouldn't know common sense if it hit you. 125 00:06:17,416 --> 00:06:20,240 Just get outta my face! 126 00:06:21,041 --> 00:06:24,198 - What's up? - One more word and I'll brain her. 127 00:06:24,291 --> 00:06:25,864 I'd like to see you try! 128 00:06:26,208 --> 00:06:27,155 Adèle! 129 00:06:27,291 --> 00:06:28,395 "I'll brain her!" 130 00:06:28,583 --> 00:06:29,905 She's lost it. 131 00:06:30,166 --> 00:06:31,989 She gives me shit every time! 132 00:06:32,249 --> 00:06:34,728 They're hogging the elevator. What about us? 133 00:06:35,041 --> 00:06:37,197 Who says they have priority? 134 00:06:37,791 --> 00:06:39,989 We break our backs lugging shit! 135 00:06:40,083 --> 00:06:42,365 - This is your fault! - You're full of crap! 136 00:06:42,500 --> 00:06:45,989 No, you're full of crap, craphead. 137 00:06:46,124 --> 00:06:47,530 I'm a craphead? 138 00:06:47,708 --> 00:06:49,489 Cut it out! 139 00:06:49,624 --> 00:06:51,572 I am not a craphead! 140 00:06:51,707 --> 00:06:53,405 Nobody is a craphead. 141 00:06:54,542 --> 00:06:56,365 Get organized and get to work. 142 00:06:56,708 --> 00:06:58,115 We all have work to do. 143 00:06:58,250 --> 00:06:59,405 Sure, but how? 144 00:06:59,542 --> 00:07:01,115 Frankie, grab the elevator. 145 00:07:01,250 --> 00:07:02,948 - Grab it! - I'll elevate you! 146 00:07:10,082 --> 00:07:11,406 Go crying to mommy! 147 00:07:11,582 --> 00:07:13,240 Keep my mom out of this. 148 00:07:13,457 --> 00:07:14,729 Screw you, asswipe! 149 00:07:16,791 --> 00:07:19,990 I can't accept behavior like that from my team, Adèle. 150 00:07:20,125 --> 00:07:21,395 It's not possible. 151 00:07:21,541 --> 00:07:24,240 You know it. How many times have I told you? 152 00:07:24,666 --> 00:07:27,698 You're no help, picking fights with everyone. 153 00:07:29,042 --> 00:07:32,115 You can't talk to people like that. You know that too. 154 00:07:32,292 --> 00:07:34,990 There's always a problem with the band. 155 00:07:35,082 --> 00:07:37,864 It's like they're topping the bill at the Olympia. 156 00:07:37,999 --> 00:07:40,948 They work weddings like us. We're not their slaves. 157 00:07:41,332 --> 00:07:43,155 It sticks in my throat. 158 00:07:43,416 --> 00:07:44,604 There's a real issue, 159 00:07:44,792 --> 00:07:47,865 a problem with regard to respect, to honor. 160 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,615 Knock it off with respect and honor. 161 00:07:50,917 --> 00:07:52,989 DJ Fab was lined up for the gig. 162 00:07:53,208 --> 00:07:54,395 He's sick. 163 00:07:54,541 --> 00:07:56,406 James is standing in for him. 164 00:07:56,708 --> 00:07:58,615 We know he's temperamental. 165 00:07:58,750 --> 00:08:00,823 So what do we do? We... 166 00:08:01,542 --> 00:08:03,156 We adapt. 167 00:08:03,292 --> 00:08:05,823 We keep calm and we adapt. 168 00:08:06,500 --> 00:08:08,978 Think of the example you set to others. 169 00:08:09,292 --> 00:08:12,073 You're supposed to represent me when I'm not around. 170 00:08:12,750 --> 00:08:14,655 You wanted more autonomy. 171 00:08:14,791 --> 00:08:17,322 You wanted to run the show on your own. 172 00:08:17,582 --> 00:08:19,978 You think I'm gonna say yes, when I turn up 173 00:08:20,208 --> 00:08:22,906 and I hear you talking crazy like that. 174 00:08:23,292 --> 00:08:25,405 "Screw you, asswipe!" 175 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,489 That's how you represent me? 176 00:08:29,083 --> 00:08:30,739 - Are you listening? - Yeah, yeah. 177 00:08:30,874 --> 00:08:31,780 Yeah, yeah! 178 00:08:32,041 --> 00:08:34,490 To move up, it's important you change. 179 00:08:34,707 --> 00:08:36,780 Yup, vulgarity doesn't suit you. 180 00:08:36,958 --> 00:08:38,228 Blow me! 181 00:08:39,916 --> 00:08:40,990 Much better. 182 00:08:41,207 --> 00:08:44,698 An immediate improvement. You're on the right path. 183 00:08:44,791 --> 00:08:47,405 Believe me, film is irreplaceable. 184 00:08:47,582 --> 00:08:50,405 The texture, the grain, the depth of field. 185 00:08:50,582 --> 00:08:53,573 Sure, digital is faster, but it has pros and cons. 186 00:08:53,708 --> 00:08:54,896 It's you tonight? 187 00:08:55,292 --> 00:08:57,853 No, I'm here with a view to buying the chateau. 188 00:08:58,958 --> 00:08:59,905 That's funny. 189 00:09:00,041 --> 00:09:01,228 Isn't that funny? 190 00:09:01,667 --> 00:09:03,906 - We gotta run. - Wait! This is Bastien. 191 00:09:04,082 --> 00:09:05,905 My 9th grade job shadow. 192 00:09:06,083 --> 00:09:09,155 He's with me for a week to learn the trade. 193 00:09:09,333 --> 00:09:10,406 They're waiters. 194 00:09:10,582 --> 00:09:12,280 Maitre D, please. 195 00:09:12,541 --> 00:09:13,531 Right. 196 00:09:13,792 --> 00:09:16,490 - This is Seb and Henri. - Morning. 197 00:09:16,625 --> 00:09:17,728 - Morning. - Hi. 198 00:09:19,832 --> 00:09:22,656 - I forgot, he's a pain. - I never forget long. 199 00:09:22,832 --> 00:09:25,500 In our business, conviviality is key. 200 00:09:25,875 --> 00:09:27,323 It's why people like me. 201 00:09:27,655 --> 00:09:28,354 By the way, 202 00:09:28,500 --> 00:09:31,572 when you say hello, throw in the person's name. 203 00:09:31,791 --> 00:09:33,614 It puts a smile on faces. 204 00:09:33,749 --> 00:09:37,198 - Four on the buffet. - Seb tending bar. 205 00:09:37,333 --> 00:09:38,781 Mustache can't work today. 206 00:09:38,917 --> 00:09:41,115 Really? So Henri and Nico inside. 207 00:09:41,250 --> 00:09:43,573 Roshan and backup doing dishes. 208 00:09:43,947 --> 00:09:45,979 And Patrice? I haven't seen him. 209 00:09:46,155 --> 00:09:48,188 - Me neither. - Not sure he's here. 210 00:09:49,958 --> 00:09:51,989 He always says stuff we know. 211 00:09:57,042 --> 00:10:01,448 It's plate service, so we'll put Julien with Patrice. 212 00:10:02,166 --> 00:10:03,656 What about Mirko? 213 00:10:03,989 --> 00:10:06,104 I never know with him. Is Mirko here? 214 00:10:06,292 --> 00:10:07,156 I saw him! 215 00:10:07,333 --> 00:10:10,780 He came but he left. Adèle sent him home. 216 00:10:12,875 --> 00:10:14,655 Nabil, find Adèle, will you? 217 00:10:16,958 --> 00:10:19,948 So you thought, I'll holler in his ear? 218 00:10:22,614 --> 00:10:24,354 Blasted my ear. 219 00:10:29,208 --> 00:10:30,280 Everything okay? 220 00:10:31,792 --> 00:10:32,739 Yes, fine. 221 00:10:37,166 --> 00:10:38,531 Is he for real? 222 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:43,822 The dishwashers are great guys. I'll introduce you. 223 00:10:44,667 --> 00:10:46,490 Here we have Roshan. 224 00:10:47,582 --> 00:10:48,905 Morning, Roshan. 225 00:10:49,208 --> 00:10:50,989 Sorry, I don't remember your name. 226 00:10:51,333 --> 00:10:52,354 Kathirkamanathan Pillai. 227 00:10:53,292 --> 00:10:55,240 In that case, hello will do. 228 00:10:55,875 --> 00:10:58,073 Morning, Kathirkamanathan Pillai. 229 00:11:01,030 --> 00:11:02,728 We've got to go set up. 230 00:11:02,957 --> 00:11:03,656 Nice, 231 00:11:03,792 --> 00:11:06,531 but I'm hearing "borning" not morning. 232 00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:08,030 No, I said morning. 233 00:11:08,322 --> 00:11:10,354 - Let's hear you say muffin. - Buffin. 234 00:11:10,499 --> 00:11:14,322 The photographer is the boss's buddy. He's a bit odd. 235 00:11:14,791 --> 00:11:18,281 And the other guy with the plumage? Who's he? 236 00:11:18,542 --> 00:11:20,240 His son maybe. 237 00:11:22,499 --> 00:11:23,740 Yes? 238 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,531 - You sent Mirko home? - Yeah. 239 00:11:27,041 --> 00:11:28,989 You texted me, "Let go Mirko." 240 00:11:29,208 --> 00:11:32,030 Not at all. I know exactly what I said. 241 00:11:32,291 --> 00:11:34,156 I wrote, "Let's get Mirko." 242 00:11:34,292 --> 00:11:37,281 I sent him home when I received "Let go Mirko." 243 00:11:37,457 --> 00:11:39,822 - I know what... - Look if you want. 244 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,739 Why did it write that? 245 00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:44,823 That's not what I meant. I don't get it. 246 00:11:45,416 --> 00:11:47,114 It ended up as "Let go Mirko." 247 00:11:47,333 --> 00:11:49,697 I got that. 248 00:11:49,917 --> 00:11:52,240 This thing corrects words every time. 249 00:11:52,542 --> 00:11:54,936 We all have problems with your texts. 250 00:11:55,166 --> 00:11:57,729 Like, "Thanks Seb for your sweet massage." 251 00:11:57,916 --> 00:12:00,698 See, it's the damn autocorrect. 252 00:12:01,041 --> 00:12:03,520 And the punctuation always turns into 253 00:12:03,791 --> 00:12:06,948 dumb gremlins sticking their tongues out... 254 00:12:07,041 --> 00:12:08,864 - Wearing sunglasses. - Smileys! 255 00:12:09,042 --> 00:12:10,905 That's right. That. 256 00:12:11,082 --> 00:12:12,353 Mirko's a flake. 257 00:12:12,583 --> 00:12:15,114 He never replies, he rocks up last-minute... 258 00:12:15,249 --> 00:12:17,072 So now we're one waiter down. 259 00:12:17,332 --> 00:12:18,739 That's what I thought. 260 00:12:19,333 --> 00:12:21,322 It's like you said, about initiative. 261 00:12:21,499 --> 00:12:21,989 Yes. 262 00:12:22,208 --> 00:12:23,615 - Autonomy. - Right. 263 00:12:23,792 --> 00:12:25,489 I called a replacement. 264 00:12:25,791 --> 00:12:26,740 Excellent. 265 00:12:27,457 --> 00:12:29,365 Let me see him when he arrives. 266 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,405 He wants paying on the books. 267 00:12:37,333 --> 00:12:38,490 Just kidding. 268 00:12:39,082 --> 00:12:40,864 The look on your face! 269 00:12:40,999 --> 00:12:42,447 Yes, really funny. 270 00:12:42,542 --> 00:12:45,490 Josiane, the look on his face! 271 00:12:45,667 --> 00:12:47,655 She pulls that every... 272 00:12:51,541 --> 00:12:52,698 Josiane. 273 00:12:56,333 --> 00:12:57,490 What's going on? 274 00:12:57,707 --> 00:12:59,364 We had a date last night. 275 00:13:00,666 --> 00:13:02,281 I didn't feel like it. 276 00:13:03,541 --> 00:13:05,531 - Not anymore. - You're joking? 277 00:13:05,792 --> 00:13:07,365 I look like I'm joking? 278 00:13:08,499 --> 00:13:09,686 What's up? 279 00:13:09,916 --> 00:13:11,864 I've told you a hundred times. 280 00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:12,990 I'm sick of it. 281 00:13:13,291 --> 00:13:14,739 I think I need some space. 282 00:13:14,958 --> 00:13:18,280 But you know my feelings for you. I'm doing my best. 283 00:13:18,417 --> 00:13:19,490 You do nothing. 284 00:13:19,791 --> 00:13:23,240 It's not about doing your best. Do it or don't. 285 00:13:23,500 --> 00:13:26,614 I need to find the right time to talk to her. 286 00:13:26,792 --> 00:13:29,240 Lucky you, one day with her, one day with me. 287 00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:30,864 What about me? 288 00:13:32,707 --> 00:13:35,406 If you find the right time, get back to me. 289 00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:37,490 Text me maybe. 290 00:13:38,041 --> 00:13:40,155 Sounds like you nail them. 291 00:13:48,041 --> 00:13:52,198 So we prepare the hall. Tables, linen, buffet and everything. 292 00:13:52,333 --> 00:13:54,615 The party starts, and what do we see? 293 00:13:54,792 --> 00:13:57,457 - Blow. - I'm telling a story. 294 00:13:58,207 --> 00:13:59,615 What do we see? 295 00:14:01,042 --> 00:14:03,740 - Whose birthday is it? - I don't know. 296 00:14:03,917 --> 00:14:04,989 This dog's. 297 00:14:05,333 --> 00:14:07,948 - That should be 'a' dog's. - Yeah, this dog's. 298 00:14:08,333 --> 00:14:10,864 No, you wish 'a' dog happy birthday. 299 00:14:11,042 --> 00:14:13,739 Henri, "this dog" is incorrect. 300 00:14:13,999 --> 00:14:16,478 - Understand? - So there we were... 301 00:14:16,707 --> 00:14:18,615 No way. Costumes? 302 00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:20,739 Wigs and everything. That sucks. 303 00:14:20,958 --> 00:14:22,989 Screw Max, I'm not wearing a wig. 304 00:14:23,207 --> 00:14:24,155 Calm down. 305 00:14:24,291 --> 00:14:27,615 When he arrives, I'll tell him straight. 306 00:14:27,791 --> 00:14:30,239 Yeah, talk to him because that's... 307 00:14:31,416 --> 00:14:34,530 Henri, we're relying on you, okay? 308 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,198 - Tell him straight. - I will. 309 00:14:36,666 --> 00:14:39,333 For my next trick, I'll make a monster appear. 310 00:14:39,583 --> 00:14:43,198 It's not a farm animal but it stinks of bacon. 311 00:14:43,333 --> 00:14:44,603 Ready? 3, 2, 1... 312 00:14:46,458 --> 00:14:47,406 Copzilla! 313 00:14:50,041 --> 00:14:51,948 Guys, where are we at? 314 00:14:52,167 --> 00:14:55,489 - How come you're always late? - I just got off duty. 315 00:14:55,749 --> 00:14:59,280 The drive here, striking farmers building barricades... 316 00:14:59,541 --> 00:15:02,208 Bumper-to-bumper on the A15 near Franconville, 317 00:15:02,750 --> 00:15:04,905 headed for the Montigny interchange. 318 00:15:05,041 --> 00:15:08,155 So you thought you'd give us a traffic flash? 319 00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:11,020 Max, Nico wanted a word. 320 00:15:11,291 --> 00:15:12,656 Yes, Nico? 321 00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:14,448 It was Henri. 322 00:15:14,666 --> 00:15:16,698 Okay, Henri, make it quick. 323 00:15:16,792 --> 00:15:18,197 - Hi, Max. - Hello. 324 00:15:18,541 --> 00:15:20,198 - Go on. - It's just... 325 00:15:20,833 --> 00:15:22,823 Well, we were thinking... 326 00:15:23,417 --> 00:15:25,406 - Not planning. - Talking. 327 00:15:26,374 --> 00:15:28,447 - And we all kind of agreed. - I see. 328 00:15:29,042 --> 00:15:31,365 With regard to, y'know... 329 00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:33,530 How we're going to be... 330 00:15:34,291 --> 00:15:36,405 - Go on, Henri. - Hold on. 331 00:15:37,166 --> 00:15:38,698 Just with regard to... 332 00:15:38,917 --> 00:15:41,396 I mean, basically, you know, 333 00:15:41,542 --> 00:15:43,030 everything's just fine. 334 00:15:43,166 --> 00:15:44,406 - Sure. - But... 335 00:15:44,792 --> 00:15:45,780 But? 336 00:15:51,208 --> 00:15:52,365 But nothing. 337 00:15:53,082 --> 00:15:55,750 - No, nothing. - Prepare sentences maybe. 338 00:15:55,832 --> 00:15:57,406 I'd appreciate that. 339 00:15:57,749 --> 00:15:59,281 We're late, nothing's ready. 340 00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:00,656 Let's go! 341 00:16:01,166 --> 00:16:02,740 If it comes back to you... 342 00:16:04,541 --> 00:16:06,239 You told him straight! 343 00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:08,240 He sure got the message. 344 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,448 Wrong time. I know Max. Wrong time. 345 00:16:10,541 --> 00:16:13,780 We'll talk when the time's right. It was wrong. 346 00:16:13,958 --> 00:16:15,781 - Careful, repetition. - Butt out, butthead! 347 00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:18,115 Butt out, butthead! That's repetition! 348 00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:21,207 Follow the wall. Can you see water? 349 00:16:21,292 --> 00:16:23,240 There's nothing but water. 350 00:16:23,375 --> 00:16:24,822 Here I am. 351 00:16:25,624 --> 00:16:26,615 Seriously? 352 00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:27,740 Shaved, I said. 353 00:16:27,957 --> 00:16:30,197 No problem, you said. That's not shaved. 354 00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:33,865 I had no razors, so I picked up my uncle's. 355 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,030 I've got everything. Even the suit. 356 00:16:36,208 --> 00:16:37,572 Samy, you piss me off. 357 00:16:37,792 --> 00:16:40,531 I lose a guy to get you the gig. 358 00:16:40,707 --> 00:16:43,906 Make an effort. The bare minimum. 359 00:16:44,292 --> 00:16:46,072 I'm here now. 360 00:16:46,292 --> 00:16:48,115 Give me a heads-up. 361 00:16:48,249 --> 00:16:49,697 What's the pay? 362 00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:51,615 Tonight, you're special. 363 00:16:51,791 --> 00:16:53,823 - Thanks a lot. - You dummy. 364 00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:57,405 - "Special" means irregular staff. - Okay, I see. 365 00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:00,228 - I thought you... - Shut up and listen. 366 00:17:00,624 --> 00:17:02,115 If you nail it tonight, 367 00:17:02,292 --> 00:17:04,990 there's a path from special to captain. 368 00:17:05,542 --> 00:17:06,645 Captain? 369 00:17:09,249 --> 00:17:12,323 I had another question. What's the pay? 370 00:17:12,792 --> 00:17:14,697 First six months, you work free. 371 00:17:19,499 --> 00:17:21,531 The look on your face! 372 00:17:21,667 --> 00:17:22,740 €100 a night. 373 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:23,947 Cool! 374 00:17:24,167 --> 00:17:26,322 Go shave someplace. 375 00:17:26,541 --> 00:17:28,156 - Thanks, Adèle. - Move it! 376 00:17:28,333 --> 00:17:30,072 Yeah, Nicole, me again. 377 00:17:30,542 --> 00:17:33,864 Call me if you can. It's important. 378 00:17:34,042 --> 00:17:35,822 [ Phone announces: ] Voicemail full. 379 00:17:36,332 --> 00:17:38,865 - We have a major problem. - As in? 380 00:17:39,207 --> 00:17:42,656 The layout. The table names are all wrong. 381 00:17:43,667 --> 00:17:45,615 - That's a major problem? - You bet. 382 00:17:45,917 --> 00:17:49,990 They're named for novels by Romain Gary or Emile Ajar except table 12... 383 00:17:50,083 --> 00:17:52,239 - Future Times Three. - So what? 384 00:17:53,749 --> 00:17:56,490 That's not by Romain Gary. It's by Barjavel. 385 00:17:56,624 --> 00:18:01,531 Julien, who gives a shit? Gary, Ajar, Barjavel, 3 novelists! 386 00:18:02,416 --> 00:18:05,365 That's not 3. Ajar was Gary's pseudonym. 387 00:18:05,499 --> 00:18:08,864 I know, thank you. I'm not a complete idiot. 388 00:18:09,042 --> 00:18:11,572 Okay, so it needs changing. 389 00:18:11,708 --> 00:18:12,896 Let's see. 390 00:18:13,041 --> 00:18:16,031 - The door's here. - It's the kids table! 391 00:18:16,489 --> 00:18:18,646 It's a detail. Nobody gives a damn. 392 00:18:18,791 --> 00:18:20,405 I give a damn, sorry. 393 00:18:20,958 --> 00:18:23,280 It's not very coherent. 394 00:18:23,457 --> 00:18:27,114 Go and cohere it if it bothers you so much. 395 00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:29,280 - And move on. - Okay. 396 00:18:29,749 --> 00:18:31,280 That's my suggestion. 397 00:18:32,874 --> 00:18:34,989 - Okay by you? - Okay. 398 00:18:36,499 --> 00:18:38,655 Looks like we solved a major problem. 399 00:18:39,374 --> 00:18:40,478 I think so. 400 00:18:40,624 --> 00:18:41,780 Awesome. 401 00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,865 It's just that Ajar and... 402 00:18:48,917 --> 00:18:49,865 That's why I... 403 00:18:49,999 --> 00:18:51,490 Never ceases to amaze me. 404 00:18:53,489 --> 00:18:55,969 Of course, every wedding is different. 405 00:18:56,125 --> 00:18:57,864 So every venue is different. 406 00:18:58,124 --> 00:19:01,698 The important thing is finding the right position. 407 00:19:01,822 --> 00:19:04,895 That doesn't happen by magic, of course. 408 00:19:05,083 --> 00:19:06,780 It requires experience. 409 00:19:07,207 --> 00:19:08,228 A nose for things. 410 00:19:08,499 --> 00:19:11,655 Is that you stinking the place out? 411 00:19:11,874 --> 00:19:14,572 - It stinks of caramel. - It's candy apple flavor. 412 00:19:14,749 --> 00:19:16,114 Say hello to Max. 413 00:19:16,374 --> 00:19:17,323 Morning, Max. 414 00:19:18,833 --> 00:19:21,030 See what you see there. And come back. 415 00:19:21,167 --> 00:19:22,271 Okay. 416 00:19:23,833 --> 00:19:26,396 - My 9th grade job shadow. - Good of you. 417 00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:28,322 He's funny. 418 00:19:28,614 --> 00:19:30,103 Say, Max, we need to talk. 419 00:19:30,292 --> 00:19:31,947 Things are tight these days. 420 00:19:32,780 --> 00:19:34,479 - These days? - Yes. 421 00:19:34,582 --> 00:19:37,063 If you can swing me some work... 422 00:19:37,416 --> 00:19:38,823 What am I doing tonight? 423 00:19:39,030 --> 00:19:41,645 I know, thanks. Only you still hire me. 424 00:19:41,874 --> 00:19:44,615 - I won't always be here. - How come? 425 00:19:44,780 --> 00:19:46,896 - No reason. - Not no reason. 426 00:19:47,041 --> 00:19:47,990 How's your mother? 427 00:19:49,416 --> 00:19:52,115 In a bad way. She lives with me now. 428 00:19:52,249 --> 00:19:53,572 I'd no idea. 429 00:19:54,624 --> 00:19:56,239 Lost the use of her legs. 430 00:19:56,542 --> 00:19:57,156 Shoot. 431 00:19:57,333 --> 00:19:59,198 Know what she said the other day? 432 00:19:59,417 --> 00:20:00,364 Who's Max? 433 00:20:00,905 --> 00:20:03,228 - The memory's going. - That too? 434 00:20:04,458 --> 00:20:05,990 How old is she now? 435 00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:07,447 96. 436 00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:10,354 A life well lived. 437 00:20:10,572 --> 00:20:13,479 What makes you say that? You think she should die? 438 00:20:13,833 --> 00:20:15,155 Not at all. 439 00:20:15,292 --> 00:20:17,280 Guy, I don't have all day. 440 00:20:19,874 --> 00:20:24,072 Worse than a freaking train station! Take the stairs! 441 00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:27,489 Don't care, not my problem. 442 00:20:29,208 --> 00:20:32,740 Bernard, what's with the strawberry cake? 443 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,239 - It's not on the menu. - A strawberry cake? 444 00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:38,686 No, I have to stop you right away. 445 00:20:38,947 --> 00:20:41,938 Birthdays, blowing out candles. It's not for me. 446 00:20:42,541 --> 00:20:44,448 Sweet of you but I'd rather not. 447 00:20:44,708 --> 00:20:47,406 No, that's my apprentice practicing. 448 00:20:47,530 --> 00:20:48,479 Sure. 449 00:20:48,625 --> 00:20:51,186 I'd no idea it's your birthday. 450 00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:52,281 Happy birthday. 451 00:20:52,489 --> 00:20:54,228 No kisses! 452 00:20:54,541 --> 00:20:58,073 Why give me a kiss? People'll wonder what the kiss is about. 453 00:20:58,542 --> 00:21:00,489 Sorry, if I'd known, I wouldn't... 454 00:21:00,708 --> 00:21:04,478 - Happy birthday anyway. - Stop saying that word, dammit. 455 00:21:07,167 --> 00:21:08,406 What the hell! 456 00:21:08,874 --> 00:21:10,281 It's my waiter look. 457 00:21:11,416 --> 00:21:13,406 Come on, follow me. Move it! 458 00:21:13,572 --> 00:21:15,645 I copied it from the steakhouse. 459 00:21:16,697 --> 00:21:20,270 - The crumpled shirt's a no-no. - Quit stressing me out! 460 00:21:20,417 --> 00:21:21,905 So what's he going to ask? 461 00:21:22,082 --> 00:21:24,697 Nothing much, just a few questions. 462 00:21:25,708 --> 00:21:28,271 Keep cool. I told him you had experience. 463 00:21:28,542 --> 00:21:31,280 If you don't know, act like you do. Wing it. 464 00:21:31,530 --> 00:21:33,438 - Quiet, that's him. - Didn't say a word. 465 00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:35,865 I can't hire more staff. 466 00:21:35,989 --> 00:21:37,811 Get yourself an intern. 467 00:21:38,499 --> 00:21:40,448 Let me introduce Samy. 468 00:21:40,792 --> 00:21:42,115 Replacing Mirko. 469 00:21:42,707 --> 00:21:45,030 Mr. Angeli, aka Max. 470 00:21:45,332 --> 00:21:47,531 Adèle tells me you have experience. 471 00:21:48,989 --> 00:21:49,938 Yes, briefly. 472 00:21:50,458 --> 00:21:51,479 Meaning? 473 00:21:51,750 --> 00:21:54,313 - It was fast. - Fast food experience? 474 00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:56,073 Yes, exactly. 475 00:21:56,917 --> 00:21:58,490 Any particular outfit? 476 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,478 Restaurant uniform, mostly. 477 00:22:02,958 --> 00:22:04,229 Uniform? 478 00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:08,447 You know how to cut a sole or a perch? 479 00:22:09,625 --> 00:22:10,895 A perch? 480 00:22:11,655 --> 00:22:12,603 Bass? 481 00:22:12,750 --> 00:22:15,115 I played a bit, the basics... 482 00:22:17,655 --> 00:22:19,021 Anyway, it's meat tonight. 483 00:22:19,197 --> 00:22:21,978 That's lucky. Tell Patrice to look after him. 484 00:22:22,208 --> 00:22:24,448 - Lose the whiskers. - Really? 485 00:22:24,874 --> 00:22:27,989 - And don't sleep in your shirt. - I told him. 486 00:22:28,125 --> 00:22:29,280 Told you. 487 00:22:29,917 --> 00:22:32,615 Josiane says the client will be here in 5. 488 00:22:32,739 --> 00:22:33,688 So soon? 489 00:22:33,780 --> 00:22:35,229 Roshan, come with me. 490 00:22:36,708 --> 00:22:40,239 Don't you know anything? Bass is a fish. 491 00:22:40,625 --> 00:22:43,490 Alright! I wondered how that was relevant. 492 00:22:43,624 --> 00:22:45,697 Like a sole and perch, it's a fish! 493 00:22:48,417 --> 00:22:49,990 A perch is a fish? 494 00:22:50,500 --> 00:22:53,740 I'm going to meet the client. Come get me in five minutes. 495 00:22:53,958 --> 00:22:55,490 - Okay? - What do I say? 496 00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:58,656 Whatever. Make something up, find a pretext. 497 00:22:58,875 --> 00:23:01,822 As a general rule, whenever you see me... 498 00:23:02,042 --> 00:23:05,656 When you see me with him, interrupt. Or else I'm stuck. 499 00:23:06,125 --> 00:23:08,240 - He's kind of... - Alright. 500 00:23:08,416 --> 00:23:10,073 - Five minutes. - Got it. 501 00:23:16,792 --> 00:23:18,740 Afternoon, Pierre. Congratulations! 502 00:23:18,875 --> 00:23:21,740 Today of all days, they kick up shit! 503 00:23:21,916 --> 00:23:23,239 Kick up shit? 504 00:23:23,375 --> 00:23:24,646 What time is it? 505 00:23:24,875 --> 00:23:26,948 5 pm, but it's all under control. 506 00:23:27,082 --> 00:23:29,323 Can you be quiet? I'm on the phone. 507 00:23:30,125 --> 00:23:32,364 Keep me posted, we'll talk later. 508 00:23:33,416 --> 00:23:35,115 Is there a problem? 509 00:23:35,292 --> 00:23:38,364 My in-laws are in a tailback because of the farmers. 510 00:23:38,541 --> 00:23:40,936 Yes, bumper-to-bumper on the A15, 511 00:23:41,166 --> 00:23:44,572 near the Herblay exit but it's fluid by the interchange. 512 00:23:44,708 --> 00:23:46,989 Thanks, I don't need a traffic flash. 513 00:23:51,624 --> 00:23:53,697 These are the floral decorations? 514 00:23:53,916 --> 00:23:54,989 That's right. 515 00:23:55,249 --> 00:23:56,864 It's not what I expected. 516 00:23:57,916 --> 00:24:00,365 - Really? - It's not how I imagined them. 517 00:24:00,542 --> 00:24:02,990 I followed the instructions in your letter. 518 00:24:03,167 --> 00:24:04,188 I wrote you a letter? 519 00:24:04,500 --> 00:24:07,365 When you insisted on the importance of the timing. 520 00:24:07,499 --> 00:24:09,072 Not a letter, an email. 521 00:24:09,541 --> 00:24:11,240 No, I mean, sure... 522 00:24:11,333 --> 00:24:13,239 - Electronic mail. - Not a letter. 523 00:24:13,541 --> 00:24:15,990 Moving on, I think we can expect 524 00:24:16,124 --> 00:24:19,280 my speech to overrun, so adjust the schedule. 525 00:24:19,417 --> 00:24:20,822 That's your speech? 526 00:24:21,208 --> 00:24:23,447 Sure it's not your memoirs? 527 00:24:24,999 --> 00:24:28,280 - We need to adjust the schedule. - Yes, we'll... 528 00:24:28,417 --> 00:24:31,906 We'll fit it in. I'll let the band know 529 00:24:32,125 --> 00:24:34,521 and we'll try to slot it in. 530 00:24:35,166 --> 00:24:37,405 Even if the timing 531 00:24:37,542 --> 00:24:40,280 is tricky, as you stipulated in your 532 00:24:41,292 --> 00:24:42,479 letter 533 00:24:42,624 --> 00:24:43,813 or electronic mail. 534 00:24:44,375 --> 00:24:45,615 Email! 535 00:24:46,167 --> 00:24:48,240 So you're not listening? Great. 536 00:24:49,042 --> 00:24:51,438 I'm so glad you're working tonight. It's cool. 537 00:24:51,958 --> 00:24:53,229 You're a cutie. 538 00:24:57,791 --> 00:24:58,740 What's that? 539 00:24:59,417 --> 00:25:01,031 - Is that Fab? - Yes. 540 00:25:01,292 --> 00:25:02,697 No, not exactly. 541 00:25:03,417 --> 00:25:05,198 There was a minor change of plan. 542 00:25:05,417 --> 00:25:06,603 In fact, it's James... 543 00:25:07,666 --> 00:25:09,947 Fab had a hitch, so James is the entertainment. 544 00:25:10,167 --> 00:25:11,115 James? 545 00:25:11,249 --> 00:25:13,573 Is this a joke? You recommended Fab. 546 00:25:13,874 --> 00:25:17,614 I called him and chose the option Fab Live Band DJ+4. 547 00:25:17,791 --> 00:25:19,155 It's exactly the same. 548 00:25:19,332 --> 00:25:21,999 They offer the same deal, they work together. 549 00:25:22,125 --> 00:25:25,364 He's the James Five Star Band 4. 550 00:25:27,542 --> 00:25:28,646 I can't hear me. 551 00:25:28,875 --> 00:25:30,198 I can't fucking hear me! 552 00:25:30,291 --> 00:25:31,864 He's scary. 553 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,115 I told you, sober, chic and elegant. 554 00:25:35,291 --> 00:25:36,479 Absolutely. 555 00:25:36,624 --> 00:25:38,614 Sober is James's middle name. 556 00:25:39,666 --> 00:25:41,698 You know how long I've planned this wedding? 557 00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:44,740 Let's be clear, I don't want The Gipsy Kings. 558 00:25:45,292 --> 00:25:46,739 No garter, no chicken dance. 559 00:25:46,875 --> 00:25:49,322 - No twirling napkins. - Twirling napkins? 560 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,156 That's not at all, at all... 561 00:25:53,291 --> 00:25:54,478 This is very annoying. 562 00:25:54,625 --> 00:25:56,322 Why wasn't I informed? 563 00:25:56,458 --> 00:25:57,405 Mr. Max? 564 00:25:57,792 --> 00:26:00,572 - Can't you see I'm busy? - I can't find pretext. 565 00:26:00,749 --> 00:26:01,740 You can't? 566 00:26:01,832 --> 00:26:03,021 Excuse me. 567 00:26:04,707 --> 00:26:06,448 You kept me waiting an hour! 568 00:26:06,541 --> 00:26:09,490 I said 5 minutes. What were you doing? 569 00:26:09,582 --> 00:26:12,447 - I looked all over, no pretext. - I noticed. 570 00:26:21,416 --> 00:26:23,531 Calm down. Quit bawling! 571 00:26:23,707 --> 00:26:25,156 Not bawling, warming up. 572 00:26:25,333 --> 00:26:28,364 Your voice is so warm, you'll fry it. 573 00:26:28,874 --> 00:26:32,239 For your information, tonight's sober, chic and... 574 00:26:32,417 --> 00:26:33,740 agreeable. 575 00:26:34,666 --> 00:26:36,323 - Agreeable? - Right! 576 00:26:42,249 --> 00:26:43,948 [ Table name card: ] Future Times Three 577 00:27:05,458 --> 00:27:06,728 Excuse me... 578 00:27:10,332 --> 00:27:11,281 Incredible. 579 00:27:12,542 --> 00:27:13,728 It's been so long. 580 00:27:13,999 --> 00:27:15,698 I don't know. Two years. 581 00:27:15,999 --> 00:27:17,240 In March. 582 00:27:18,292 --> 00:27:20,115 March 17th, it'll be two years. 583 00:27:20,249 --> 00:27:21,354 You're surely... 584 00:27:22,417 --> 00:27:24,364 You're not related to Pierre? 585 00:27:25,457 --> 00:27:27,280 Sure I am. Kind of. 586 00:27:27,417 --> 00:27:28,688 Crazy. 587 00:27:28,958 --> 00:27:30,698 You vanished without trace. 588 00:27:30,792 --> 00:27:33,354 One fine day, no news of you. 589 00:27:33,707 --> 00:27:36,572 It was just after our school trip to... 590 00:27:36,750 --> 00:27:39,280 - Edinburgh. - Edinburgh, that's right. 591 00:27:41,041 --> 00:27:43,823 I remember trying to contact you and... 592 00:27:44,999 --> 00:27:47,740 - You tried to contact me? - Yes. 593 00:27:47,832 --> 00:27:50,573 Then there were all those rumors. 594 00:27:50,916 --> 00:27:53,656 You remember Blasco, the math teacher? 595 00:27:53,917 --> 00:27:56,479 She claimed to have run into you 596 00:27:56,624 --> 00:27:58,197 in a shopping mall 597 00:27:58,625 --> 00:28:00,114 in pajamas. 598 00:28:02,292 --> 00:28:03,989 Me, in pajamas? No way! 599 00:28:04,875 --> 00:28:06,240 Some people! 600 00:28:07,458 --> 00:28:08,614 No, that wasn't me. 601 00:28:08,792 --> 00:28:11,239 I changed school, different district. 602 00:28:13,041 --> 00:28:14,573 So it wasn't me. 603 00:28:16,666 --> 00:28:17,822 Julien? 604 00:28:22,083 --> 00:28:23,865 - Julien. - Yes, alright. 605 00:28:23,999 --> 00:28:25,906 Can you help with the letter? 606 00:28:28,042 --> 00:28:30,780 Wait for me over there, by the door. 607 00:28:32,792 --> 00:28:35,031 The guy's from Pakistan... 608 00:28:35,166 --> 00:28:37,832 You're not changed yet? The photos are soon. 609 00:28:39,416 --> 00:28:41,239 Julien, related to Pierre. 610 00:28:44,374 --> 00:28:45,990 What the hell is this? 611 00:28:47,666 --> 00:28:49,990 - Hurry up now, darling. - Yes. 612 00:29:05,166 --> 00:29:06,239 Julien? 613 00:29:12,292 --> 00:29:14,072 - She tried to contact me. - Really? 614 00:29:55,166 --> 00:29:56,405 Two minutes, please. 615 00:30:02,792 --> 00:30:04,239 We need a quick chat. 616 00:30:14,250 --> 00:30:15,270 You're kidding me! 617 00:30:15,416 --> 00:30:18,280 Honestly, nothing leaps out at you? 618 00:30:20,207 --> 00:30:21,865 It's easy, dead easy. 619 00:30:24,582 --> 00:30:25,655 There's one missing? 620 00:30:32,500 --> 00:30:34,896 Isn't regular spacing prettier? Harmonious? 621 00:30:35,125 --> 00:30:36,198 Sure. 622 00:30:36,458 --> 00:30:39,240 There you go. Regular spacing, nothing complicated. 623 00:30:39,666 --> 00:30:41,115 Told you so. 624 00:30:41,291 --> 00:30:42,365 Keep it zipped. 625 00:30:42,541 --> 00:30:45,405 It's a trick question, nothing leaping out at you? 626 00:30:45,624 --> 00:30:46,573 It's a trick. 627 00:30:58,999 --> 00:31:01,240 Okay, tip top. Perfect balance. 628 00:31:01,458 --> 00:31:03,655 Sorry, warming up my voice. Takes time. 629 00:31:03,792 --> 00:31:04,405 Hello there. 630 00:31:04,625 --> 00:31:06,739 Yes, hello. Was that Italian? 631 00:31:06,917 --> 00:31:08,948 - Yeah. - Really? Sure? 632 00:31:09,042 --> 00:31:11,489 Nonsense. I speak fluent Italian. 633 00:31:12,291 --> 00:31:14,990 It's a kind of blend of dialects. 634 00:31:15,166 --> 00:31:16,865 Some southern Abruzzo... 635 00:31:17,042 --> 00:31:18,865 - The mountains. - It wasn't Italian. 636 00:31:19,041 --> 00:31:19,656 No. 637 00:31:19,875 --> 00:31:22,240 I'm very upset about this change of plan. 638 00:31:22,374 --> 00:31:24,239 And I don't see the big screen. 639 00:31:25,458 --> 00:31:27,655 - Where is it? - Good point. The screen... 640 00:31:27,874 --> 00:31:29,365 Hold on, the big screen... 641 00:31:30,249 --> 00:31:31,239 No, it's not here. 642 00:31:31,375 --> 00:31:33,853 That's normal. It's not in the option. 643 00:31:34,042 --> 00:31:37,115 Odd. I opted for Fab Live Band DJ+4. 644 00:31:37,291 --> 00:31:38,698 Screen included. 645 00:31:39,667 --> 00:31:43,197 It's on option. We have it as well, James Live Band DJ+4. 646 00:31:43,333 --> 00:31:45,656 The deal you want in fact is... 647 00:31:45,791 --> 00:31:47,063 So it's my fault? 648 00:31:47,292 --> 00:31:48,239 I didn't say that. 649 00:31:48,333 --> 00:31:49,489 Brief parenthesis... 650 00:31:49,999 --> 00:31:52,990 Tonight will be sober, chic and elegant. 651 00:31:53,166 --> 00:31:54,905 And agreeable. I got the message. 652 00:31:55,042 --> 00:31:56,280 Parenthesis over? 653 00:31:56,541 --> 00:31:59,281 I don't know. I do music, not parentheses. 654 00:32:00,792 --> 00:32:03,458 I emphasize, tonight is my wedding. 655 00:32:04,417 --> 00:32:05,864 So no idiotic games. 656 00:32:06,292 --> 00:32:07,281 No musical chairs. 657 00:32:07,792 --> 00:32:09,698 Above all, no twirling napkins. 658 00:32:10,291 --> 00:32:13,281 - Not our style. We don't do that. - Perfect. 659 00:32:13,625 --> 00:32:15,948 By the way, I found these on the tables. 660 00:32:16,167 --> 00:32:17,948 - You like my flyers? - Yuck. 661 00:32:18,166 --> 00:32:19,739 If you could remove the rest... 662 00:32:19,999 --> 00:32:21,073 It's a bit... 663 00:32:21,291 --> 00:32:24,240 Kind of me, me, me. It's inappropriate. 664 00:32:26,333 --> 00:32:27,489 - Follow me? - Sure. 665 00:32:27,749 --> 00:32:29,240 - Is that clear? - Crystal. 666 00:32:29,667 --> 00:32:31,490 Great. You'll rig up the screen? 667 00:32:31,750 --> 00:32:33,239 - You're the boss. - And no junk! 668 00:32:33,457 --> 00:32:34,948 - It's not junk. - It is. 669 00:32:35,167 --> 00:32:36,405 Thanks a lot. 670 00:32:44,916 --> 00:32:47,156 - What's up, Patrice? - I'm checking the torches. 671 00:32:47,291 --> 00:32:48,781 He's checking the torches. 672 00:32:53,458 --> 00:32:55,740 - We're good to go. - Okay, Bernard. 673 00:32:55,916 --> 00:32:57,447 Roll out the steamers. 674 00:32:57,916 --> 00:32:58,906 Chilled, Nabil? 675 00:32:59,041 --> 00:33:01,072 The steamers, let's roll! 676 00:33:04,707 --> 00:33:06,948 Roshan, the action's back there. 677 00:33:11,417 --> 00:33:13,655 Move it, the steamers are rolling! 678 00:33:15,624 --> 00:33:17,615 What kind of lamebrain are you? 679 00:33:17,791 --> 00:33:20,155 Not here! You're in the way. 680 00:33:20,332 --> 00:33:21,436 You never learn! 681 00:33:21,666 --> 00:33:24,489 Calm down. I'm here till I find the right spot. 682 00:33:24,749 --> 00:33:27,655 Can't you see you're in the way? 683 00:33:27,792 --> 00:33:29,615 Move your fat ass! 684 00:33:33,750 --> 00:33:34,936 I mean, really. 685 00:33:39,957 --> 00:33:41,989 Seeing is not believing. 686 00:33:42,249 --> 00:33:44,198 That's the effect I have on her. 687 00:33:44,624 --> 00:33:47,365 I don't believe in believing. 688 00:33:47,833 --> 00:33:49,990 It's not my philosophy. 689 00:33:53,292 --> 00:33:55,239 What did you hear, for example? 690 00:33:55,541 --> 00:33:57,864 Can't you see you're in the way? 691 00:33:58,042 --> 00:33:59,615 Move your fat ass! 692 00:33:59,792 --> 00:34:01,739 Sucking on your scummy vaporizer! 693 00:34:01,958 --> 00:34:03,198 Dumbass photographer, 694 00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:05,490 use that birdbrain of yours! 695 00:34:08,167 --> 00:34:09,656 She didn't say all that. 696 00:34:10,124 --> 00:34:13,865 Sure, maybe I was a little approximative. 697 00:34:13,999 --> 00:34:17,614 It was instinct talking, whatever came into my head. 698 00:34:18,499 --> 00:34:20,406 But it's the basic idea. 699 00:34:20,667 --> 00:34:22,490 Basically, yes. Anyway... 700 00:34:23,332 --> 00:34:24,489 I'll take this. 701 00:34:24,749 --> 00:34:26,115 You take all the rest. 702 00:34:26,375 --> 00:34:29,042 Bernard, racks in the cold store. 703 00:34:31,625 --> 00:34:34,240 What the hell's going on? Frankie! 704 00:34:34,500 --> 00:34:35,448 What's that now? 705 00:34:35,624 --> 00:34:37,739 Circuit overload. The band are to blame. 706 00:34:38,042 --> 00:34:39,198 Band is singular. 707 00:34:39,332 --> 00:34:41,729 Patrice, let's go check the meter. 708 00:34:41,916 --> 00:34:44,697 No, Patrice, stay here. 709 00:34:44,917 --> 00:34:46,990 We need somebody to... 710 00:34:47,208 --> 00:34:48,364 To look after... 711 00:34:49,042 --> 00:34:51,239 Josiane, I'll go with you. 712 00:34:52,582 --> 00:34:54,240 The fuses have blown. 713 00:34:55,292 --> 00:34:56,239 Thanks, Nabil. 714 00:35:06,041 --> 00:35:09,615 To avoid tripping the electricity, we need a system. 715 00:35:09,999 --> 00:35:11,240 When we turn on the steamers, 716 00:35:11,375 --> 00:35:14,447 I signal you to send the dancers to their tables. 717 00:35:14,583 --> 00:35:17,249 Super. I like your thinking. 718 00:35:17,582 --> 00:35:19,655 Excellent. We coordinate. 719 00:35:19,792 --> 00:35:20,978 That's the idea. 720 00:35:21,792 --> 00:35:23,615 But I prefer the other way around. 721 00:35:23,749 --> 00:35:26,197 I signal you and send people to their tables. 722 00:35:26,292 --> 00:35:29,865 I respect an arc in my sequences. Nothing happens at random. 723 00:35:30,167 --> 00:35:33,448 Get it into your head, the kitchen follows a protocol. 724 00:35:33,833 --> 00:35:36,864 We don't spin records. When it's ready, it goes out. 725 00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:39,614 Get it into your head, with your limited resources, 726 00:35:39,749 --> 00:35:42,490 that entertainment is hard science, see? 727 00:35:42,750 --> 00:35:44,197 Entertainment is hard science? 728 00:35:44,332 --> 00:35:46,531 Entertainment's a science now? 729 00:35:46,708 --> 00:35:47,813 It's hot air! 730 00:35:48,041 --> 00:35:50,489 You make it sound like astrophysics. 731 00:35:50,582 --> 00:35:53,198 Making people dance doesn't save lives, right? 732 00:35:53,365 --> 00:35:56,353 I cannot interrupt a cycle at random. 733 00:35:56,490 --> 00:35:58,729 Screw your stupid cycles! 734 00:35:58,875 --> 00:36:01,405 If the steamers are on, cue up a slow number 735 00:36:01,541 --> 00:36:04,072 send folks to their tables, and cut the crap! 736 00:36:04,207 --> 00:36:05,198 I cannot! 737 00:36:09,031 --> 00:36:10,813 What's gotten into everybody? 738 00:36:15,740 --> 00:36:16,686 Etienne! 739 00:36:16,823 --> 00:36:19,436 - What? - A lady to see you. 740 00:36:20,208 --> 00:36:21,614 Never rains but it pours. 741 00:36:22,416 --> 00:36:25,864 Say, don't call me Etienne in public. It's James. 742 00:36:26,417 --> 00:36:27,364 I prefer James. 743 00:36:28,542 --> 00:36:30,323 - Good afternoon! - Afternoon. 744 00:36:31,083 --> 00:36:33,281 - Are you DJ Fab? - As good as. 745 00:36:33,542 --> 00:36:34,948 The groom's mother. 746 00:36:35,250 --> 00:36:36,948 Super! What can I do for you? 747 00:36:37,082 --> 00:36:39,322 Did my son give you my list of songs? 748 00:36:40,500 --> 00:36:43,906 Not so far, but rest assured, we have it covered. 749 00:36:44,042 --> 00:36:46,604 I forgot to include Maurice Chevalier. 750 00:36:47,750 --> 00:36:49,780 - Maurice Chevalier? - Yes. 751 00:36:50,499 --> 00:36:52,364 Let me see that list. 752 00:36:59,457 --> 00:37:00,948 Leonard Cohen rings a bell. 753 00:37:01,250 --> 00:37:03,280 For later, when the party's swinging. 754 00:37:03,656 --> 00:37:06,728 First, Don Sablon and Félix Mayol, you know? 755 00:37:07,666 --> 00:37:11,780 - Félix Mayol, you have? - Maybe not him specifically. 756 00:37:11,916 --> 00:37:15,322 - We have a pre-war crooner file. - So that's a no? 757 00:37:15,750 --> 00:37:18,198 No. We'll dig them up, roll them out. 758 00:37:18,707 --> 00:37:20,655 Just in case, I brought a recording. 759 00:37:24,031 --> 00:37:25,134 You have auto-reverse? 760 00:37:27,292 --> 00:37:29,240 Did we bring the auto-reverse? 761 00:37:30,781 --> 00:37:32,728 - We did. - I'll leave it with you. 762 00:37:32,823 --> 00:37:34,853 Thank you so much, DJ Fab. 763 00:37:35,583 --> 00:37:36,853 James, but that's okay. 764 00:37:39,333 --> 00:37:40,905 Punk is not dead! 765 00:37:47,332 --> 00:37:49,531 For the cocktails. Upstairs. 766 00:37:56,707 --> 00:37:57,656 Let me see. 767 00:37:59,667 --> 00:38:00,614 Not bad. 768 00:38:01,490 --> 00:38:02,271 Samy, is it? 769 00:38:02,531 --> 00:38:03,478 Samy? 770 00:38:03,708 --> 00:38:04,656 Yes? 771 00:38:04,792 --> 00:38:05,739 Grab some flutes. 772 00:38:06,875 --> 00:38:07,864 Flutes? 773 00:38:12,667 --> 00:38:13,853 What the heck! 774 00:38:16,041 --> 00:38:18,031 The guy's a total wacko. 775 00:38:21,083 --> 00:38:22,740 What's he doing? 776 00:38:22,823 --> 00:38:23,927 Playing a bird? 777 00:38:33,823 --> 00:38:36,604 - What are you doing? - Grabbing some flutes. 778 00:38:38,042 --> 00:38:39,114 This way. 779 00:38:41,999 --> 00:38:44,666 What's going on with Patrice? What's your game? 780 00:38:44,833 --> 00:38:46,947 That's what you call, needing space? 781 00:38:47,166 --> 00:38:49,489 - Are you enjoying this? - I am, thanks. 782 00:38:49,583 --> 00:38:52,061 Are you doing this to punish me? 783 00:38:52,333 --> 00:38:53,603 That's just great. 784 00:38:54,292 --> 00:38:54,948 No! 785 00:38:55,156 --> 00:38:57,479 Nobody in the shot! There's an old biddy! 786 00:38:57,781 --> 00:38:58,854 That's my mother. 787 00:38:59,281 --> 00:39:01,844 - Mommy, move, will you? - Yes, mommy, move. 788 00:39:02,948 --> 00:39:03,969 Let's go. 789 00:39:04,916 --> 00:39:07,197 Yes, bravo, that's nice. 790 00:39:07,292 --> 00:39:08,698 Great! That's... 791 00:39:09,198 --> 00:39:11,438 No, we're not going to get along. 792 00:39:11,583 --> 00:39:13,698 - I'm the groom's mother. - Lucky you. 793 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:16,739 You stick to being mother, I take the photos. 794 00:39:16,874 --> 00:39:19,354 You get them all later in various formats. 795 00:39:19,615 --> 00:39:20,771 Fridge magnets, even. 796 00:39:24,749 --> 00:39:27,197 Ma'am, I asked nicely. Back up now! 797 00:39:48,166 --> 00:39:49,438 C'mon, I'm confiscating it! 798 00:39:49,666 --> 00:39:51,240 Bad Josiane! Nasty girl! 799 00:39:51,500 --> 00:39:53,739 - It stinks of cotton candy! - Hands off! 800 00:39:54,583 --> 00:39:57,031 Before servers ate what the guests ate. 801 00:39:57,292 --> 00:39:58,740 The good old days. 802 00:39:59,082 --> 00:40:02,656 When I'm working, I hate people and their damn phones. 803 00:40:02,791 --> 00:40:05,114 Do I give them shit when they're working? 804 00:40:05,708 --> 00:40:09,156 What did you do before coming to France? That's the issue. 805 00:40:09,292 --> 00:40:10,905 - You had a job? - Yes. 806 00:40:11,041 --> 00:40:13,489 Musician, in a band in Sri Lanka. 807 00:40:13,666 --> 00:40:16,448 All the dishwashers. We had our own band. 808 00:40:18,916 --> 00:40:20,531 Say, what's all this? 809 00:40:20,792 --> 00:40:22,490 - Your meals. - So I see. 810 00:40:22,615 --> 00:40:24,561 - Where's Adèle? - I don't know. 811 00:40:24,698 --> 00:40:26,521 Don't touch that. Don't eat it. 812 00:40:26,707 --> 00:40:28,406 She's getting on my nerves. 813 00:40:30,332 --> 00:40:34,188 Screw people who take photos on smartphones! 814 00:40:34,333 --> 00:40:35,947 Got it, Bastien? 815 00:40:36,833 --> 00:40:38,364 That's quite a lot of people. 816 00:40:39,917 --> 00:40:41,104 I don't care. 817 00:40:42,083 --> 00:40:43,155 Don't give a damn. 818 00:40:43,416 --> 00:40:45,978 You've heard of the French spelling reforms? 819 00:40:46,167 --> 00:40:48,989 Killing off an accent, the little hat. 820 00:40:49,166 --> 00:40:50,698 Tragedy for Jerômes everywhere! 821 00:40:51,042 --> 00:40:52,145 Whatever you say. 822 00:40:52,542 --> 00:40:54,197 He's got a screw loose. 823 00:41:09,083 --> 00:41:10,239 - You've eaten? - Yes. 824 00:41:34,332 --> 00:41:36,031 [ Answering machine: ] You have reached the voice-mail of 825 00:41:36,208 --> 00:41:37,396 [ Answering machine: ] Nicole. 826 00:41:38,292 --> 00:41:39,447 Yes, Nicole... 827 00:41:40,542 --> 00:41:43,240 I assume you didn't get my message. 828 00:41:43,500 --> 00:41:44,655 There was a... 829 00:41:44,791 --> 00:41:45,978 A problem. 830 00:41:48,250 --> 00:41:50,405 Where was I? Why don't you answer? 831 00:41:50,833 --> 00:41:54,240 I'll think you see my number and don't pick up. 832 00:41:54,375 --> 00:41:58,063 I'd consider hiding my number but I don't know how. 833 00:41:58,416 --> 00:41:59,406 We need to talk. 834 00:41:59,531 --> 00:42:00,552 Yes, Roshan? 835 00:42:01,292 --> 00:42:03,854 I just wanted to say I know your... 836 00:42:04,041 --> 00:42:06,030 Spit it out, I'm... 837 00:42:06,323 --> 00:42:07,646 Happy birthday. 838 00:42:09,791 --> 00:42:11,406 No, it's tomorrow. 839 00:42:12,292 --> 00:42:14,405 - What's up? - I'm moving Tuesday. 840 00:42:14,541 --> 00:42:16,489 Can I use the truck for furniture? 841 00:42:16,917 --> 00:42:18,740 The truck, sure, no problem. 842 00:42:19,666 --> 00:42:21,614 [ Phone announces: ] Your message could not be recorded. 843 00:42:21,749 --> 00:42:22,990 [ Phone announces: ] Message deleted. 844 00:42:24,083 --> 00:42:25,490 There's something else. 845 00:42:25,667 --> 00:42:27,280 You're still young. 846 00:42:27,656 --> 00:42:29,145 How old tomorrow? 40-45? 847 00:42:30,166 --> 00:42:32,614 Of course. Just tell me what you want. 848 00:42:32,749 --> 00:42:35,739 Can I take Tuesday off for my move? 849 00:42:35,874 --> 00:42:37,865 Take Tuesday off? Yes, logical. 850 00:42:37,999 --> 00:42:39,322 I'm moving... 851 00:42:39,499 --> 00:42:40,490 I got that. 852 00:42:41,917 --> 00:42:43,186 Cut that out. 853 00:42:43,281 --> 00:42:44,228 Alright. 854 00:42:45,417 --> 00:42:48,865 It's not how it works. It's written in black and white. 855 00:42:49,083 --> 00:42:50,406 We eat same as the guests. 856 00:42:50,531 --> 00:42:54,061 If you hadn't flunked 3rd grade, you'd be able to read. 857 00:42:54,198 --> 00:42:56,063 Cool it. Adèle, come with me. 858 00:42:58,667 --> 00:43:01,197 They eat same as the guests. 859 00:43:01,457 --> 00:43:03,239 It's in the contract. He's right. 860 00:43:03,541 --> 00:43:05,239 It's a gray area so l... 861 00:43:06,124 --> 00:43:07,864 Get off his back. 862 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:09,072 That's enough. 863 00:43:14,916 --> 00:43:15,906 There you go. 864 00:43:22,958 --> 00:43:24,489 Don't forget the drinks. 865 00:43:33,500 --> 00:43:35,489 Remember, once and for all, 866 00:43:35,625 --> 00:43:37,240 the chateau is 17th century. 867 00:43:37,750 --> 00:43:40,365 So we're limited in terms of electricity. 868 00:43:40,499 --> 00:43:44,031 The builders didn't plan for spotlights and sound systems. 869 00:43:47,083 --> 00:43:50,365 So we don't all crank it up at once. 870 00:43:50,542 --> 00:43:52,280 We alternate, 871 00:43:52,531 --> 00:43:54,061 we coordinate, we talk, 872 00:43:54,457 --> 00:43:57,156 we share, so it doesn't blow again. 873 00:43:58,917 --> 00:44:00,614 And finally, I'd like us 874 00:44:00,749 --> 00:44:02,448 to avoid tensions. 875 00:44:03,448 --> 00:44:04,936 To keep calm. 876 00:44:06,115 --> 00:44:08,594 And as I tell you every time, 877 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:12,198 your conduct and manners are our shop window. 878 00:44:12,458 --> 00:44:15,281 We have 200 guests tonight, 200 judges. 879 00:44:15,416 --> 00:44:16,990 And an important client, 880 00:44:17,573 --> 00:44:21,020 who has entrusted to us his whole wedding planning. 881 00:44:21,292 --> 00:44:23,240 Let's show him he chose right. 882 00:44:24,083 --> 00:44:27,155 I'm relying on you to make sure tonight 883 00:44:27,291 --> 00:44:28,739 is a beautiful event. 884 00:44:29,833 --> 00:44:30,780 Questions? 885 00:44:34,041 --> 00:44:35,115 Go on, Henri. 886 00:44:35,542 --> 00:44:36,728 No, it's not... 887 00:44:36,875 --> 00:44:38,240 The time is right. 888 00:44:38,832 --> 00:44:40,239 Henri, go ahead. 889 00:44:42,750 --> 00:44:43,990 Speak up. 890 00:44:45,698 --> 00:44:47,521 Great question. Another? 891 00:44:48,166 --> 00:44:50,646 Max, we have to wear these costumes? 892 00:44:50,791 --> 00:44:52,114 We're all wondering. 893 00:44:52,332 --> 00:44:55,531 The problem's the wigs. They're weird. 894 00:44:55,792 --> 00:44:58,405 They're unhygienic, not up to code. 895 00:44:58,541 --> 00:44:59,698 And really itchy. 896 00:44:59,833 --> 00:45:02,947 We can't spend all night with those on our heads. 897 00:45:03,083 --> 00:45:04,865 Hold on, I said all along, 898 00:45:05,042 --> 00:45:08,615 the valet's costume includes the wig, at least until dessert. 899 00:45:08,750 --> 00:45:11,228 It comes with a bonus of €47. 900 00:45:11,375 --> 00:45:14,489 It's not about a bonus, they just stink. 901 00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:18,614 It's not easy, serving in these ridiculous costumes. 902 00:45:18,832 --> 00:45:21,448 They're boiling hot, we sweat like pigs. 903 00:45:21,541 --> 00:45:22,729 My point exactly. 904 00:45:22,833 --> 00:45:25,156 - He's right. - Last time was bad enough. 905 00:45:26,083 --> 00:45:28,072 For €47, I'll wear a wig. 906 00:45:28,667 --> 00:45:30,697 I'm not sure how to phrase this 907 00:45:30,957 --> 00:45:32,906 so it's clear, concise and precise. 908 00:45:34,792 --> 00:45:38,323 If anybody doesn't want to wear the costume, no problem. 909 00:45:40,667 --> 00:45:41,688 None. 910 00:45:42,542 --> 00:45:46,280 Go to the lockers, grab your belongings and take a hike. 911 00:45:50,166 --> 00:45:53,365 Everybody else, ready to welcome clients in 5 minutes. 912 00:45:53,667 --> 00:45:54,614 Wigs on heads. 913 00:45:56,042 --> 00:45:57,146 Let's go! 914 00:46:15,042 --> 00:46:16,656 Henri, how about that! 915 00:46:16,832 --> 00:46:17,938 The wig looks great. 916 00:46:18,207 --> 00:46:20,530 - It was a good idea, in fact. - You see? 917 00:46:25,958 --> 00:46:27,281 Sing it with me. 918 00:46:46,374 --> 00:46:47,114 Topping up. 919 00:46:47,292 --> 00:46:48,478 Naturally, what else? 920 00:46:52,582 --> 00:46:55,740 I shuffle the deck, fan out the cards and... 921 00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:56,989 Your name, sir? 922 00:46:57,083 --> 00:46:58,655 - Benjamin. - What a memory! 923 00:46:58,916 --> 00:47:00,739 Pick a card, any card. 924 00:47:00,916 --> 00:47:01,936 No, Benjamin... 925 00:47:03,292 --> 00:47:06,656 - Will he leave any for my guests? - Pardon me? 926 00:47:11,792 --> 00:47:12,739 The best! 927 00:47:13,499 --> 00:47:15,656 I hope you laid in supplies. 928 00:47:19,166 --> 00:47:21,728 - You need to come about something. - Of course. 929 00:47:21,874 --> 00:47:24,614 - Excuse me. I'm on it. - I'd appreciate it. 930 00:47:25,292 --> 00:47:26,280 Was that good? 931 00:47:26,416 --> 00:47:28,531 - Perfect. - But still no pretext. 932 00:47:28,666 --> 00:47:30,198 You'll find one eventually. 933 00:47:31,666 --> 00:47:33,572 Go ask about the foie gras. 934 00:47:34,542 --> 00:47:37,697 Guy, you've got nothing better to do than nix the buffet? 935 00:47:37,833 --> 00:47:39,448 Stuffing your face! 936 00:47:39,833 --> 00:47:41,240 I hardly touched it. 937 00:47:41,333 --> 00:47:43,323 Do me a favor, get back on your stand. 938 00:47:43,542 --> 00:47:45,530 There's nowhere for the photocall. 939 00:47:45,667 --> 00:47:48,614 So you scarf the petits fours? Logical. 940 00:47:48,750 --> 00:47:50,073 I took one. 941 00:47:50,625 --> 00:47:53,156 Activate your boosters and get to work. 942 00:47:53,833 --> 00:47:56,905 And put a jacket on, make yourself presentable. 943 00:47:57,042 --> 00:47:59,572 It turns out the foie gras isn't sauteed... 944 00:47:59,708 --> 00:48:01,365 I didn't ask you to ask. 945 00:48:02,208 --> 00:48:04,448 - It's mi-cuit. - I didn't ask him to ask. 946 00:48:04,792 --> 00:48:06,947 Amazing! He's going too far now. 947 00:48:07,624 --> 00:48:10,240 - You asked me to ask. - Of course, I did. 948 00:48:10,500 --> 00:48:11,865 So, about the foie gras? 949 00:48:12,208 --> 00:48:14,072 - It's mi-cuit. - Gorgeous! 950 00:48:14,250 --> 00:48:15,197 Let's go. 951 00:48:57,707 --> 00:48:59,781 Take my tray while I run to the kitchen. 952 00:48:59,917 --> 00:49:00,865 Sorry? 953 00:49:01,332 --> 00:49:02,281 Pardon me! 954 00:49:05,833 --> 00:49:06,780 Petit four? 955 00:49:07,082 --> 00:49:08,354 With pleasure. 956 00:49:08,792 --> 00:49:10,740 - Spoilt for choice. - Absolutely. 957 00:49:10,875 --> 00:49:11,979 What's the red one? 958 00:49:13,291 --> 00:49:15,239 Take your time, I'll be right back. 959 00:49:18,833 --> 00:49:19,780 Pierre! 960 00:49:19,917 --> 00:49:20,864 Helena! 961 00:49:35,207 --> 00:49:37,874 - You can explain, I suppose? - Yes, it's... 962 00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:39,406 An everyday accident. 963 00:49:39,542 --> 00:49:41,655 I bump into man. Man drops phone. 964 00:49:42,167 --> 00:49:43,406 Ask the kid. 965 00:49:43,541 --> 00:49:44,948 Go on, tell him. 966 00:49:46,333 --> 00:49:49,156 I'll go see what I see. And come back. 967 00:49:50,749 --> 00:49:53,990 What do I tell the client? You thought of that? 968 00:49:55,041 --> 00:49:56,229 Ask about the magnets. 969 00:49:56,333 --> 00:49:59,989 If we don't order before 10 tonight, they won't ship. 970 00:50:01,458 --> 00:50:02,906 Guy, we... 971 00:50:03,832 --> 00:50:04,990 We go way back. 972 00:50:05,332 --> 00:50:06,280 Yeah. 973 00:50:06,874 --> 00:50:08,615 - We're friends. - Sure, we are. 974 00:50:09,457 --> 00:50:11,156 You remember what you told me? 975 00:50:11,417 --> 00:50:13,281 "Only you still hire me." 976 00:50:14,166 --> 00:50:15,572 - Remember? - It's true. 977 00:50:15,749 --> 00:50:16,936 You get the concept? 978 00:50:18,083 --> 00:50:19,448 "Only you." 979 00:50:20,333 --> 00:50:23,198 - I get the concept. - Good. Now get a grip. 980 00:50:23,458 --> 00:50:25,823 Talk to people politely, explain. 981 00:50:26,332 --> 00:50:28,572 And take photos, that's your job. 982 00:50:29,291 --> 00:50:30,906 And no more about you tonight. 983 00:50:31,042 --> 00:50:31,990 I beg you. 984 00:50:32,957 --> 00:50:33,906 Be so kind. 985 00:50:36,624 --> 00:50:39,489 And change the jacket. It's a terrible idea. 986 00:50:39,625 --> 00:50:41,781 - It was your idea. - I was wrong. 987 00:50:41,916 --> 00:50:43,990 All wrong. I had something else in mind. 988 00:50:44,125 --> 00:50:45,490 That's lucky, it's... 989 00:50:45,582 --> 00:50:47,156 So I see. It's your shadow's? 990 00:50:47,292 --> 00:50:48,364 Give it back. 991 00:50:49,749 --> 00:50:51,781 ♪ From her bro Toto I bought an auto 992 00:50:51,917 --> 00:50:55,155 ♪ I paid a sum considerable To Mr. Hannibal 993 00:50:55,291 --> 00:50:56,739 ♪ Who sells second-hand... ♪ 994 00:50:56,832 --> 00:50:58,322 I don't know it. 995 00:51:01,541 --> 00:51:05,530 Yes, rings a bell! I have the single, I'll play it. 996 00:51:05,667 --> 00:51:08,063 Excuse me, do you have any Gaston Ouvrard? 997 00:51:08,208 --> 00:51:12,145 Yes, fantastic. Just after Maurice Chevalier, marvelous! 998 00:51:12,292 --> 00:51:13,740 - Come here. - Right away. 999 00:51:13,875 --> 00:51:14,615 Excuse me. 1000 00:51:14,749 --> 00:51:17,365 I forgot an important issue. The thank-yous. 1001 00:51:18,042 --> 00:51:19,614 - I'm all ears. - Great. 1002 00:51:19,957 --> 00:51:23,448 Before the main course, on my signal, you announce, 1003 00:51:24,082 --> 00:51:28,198 "I'd like to thank someone whose contribution was crucial tonight, 1004 00:51:28,333 --> 00:51:31,365 "without whom nothing would have been possible." 1005 00:51:31,791 --> 00:51:33,281 - Get the picture? - Absolutely. 1006 00:51:33,416 --> 00:51:35,155 Improvise, but not too much. 1007 00:51:37,833 --> 00:51:40,989 House lights down, upbeat music, guests on their feet... 1008 00:51:41,249 --> 00:51:42,614 Napkins twirling! 1009 00:51:44,167 --> 00:51:45,188 Just kidding. 1010 00:51:45,791 --> 00:51:46,948 Let's recap. 1011 00:51:47,083 --> 00:51:49,990 You're with me? You say, "It's all thanks to Pierre." 1012 00:51:50,875 --> 00:51:52,489 Thanks to Pierre. Fine. 1013 00:51:52,791 --> 00:51:54,030 Who's Pierre? 1014 00:51:54,375 --> 00:51:55,395 I am. 1015 00:52:00,582 --> 00:52:02,280 He made it! 1016 00:52:04,041 --> 00:52:05,740 Do you have "Zozo's Sombrero"? 1017 00:52:05,833 --> 00:52:07,530 No "Zozo". I'll be right back. 1018 00:52:09,542 --> 00:52:11,155 Hello, I'm related to Pierre. 1019 00:52:11,625 --> 00:52:12,697 You've said hello? 1020 00:52:13,499 --> 00:52:15,239 On a count of three. 1021 00:52:15,582 --> 00:52:17,115 One, two... 1022 00:52:17,249 --> 00:52:18,354 Three. Awesome! 1023 00:52:20,417 --> 00:52:22,614 I know what you're going to say. 1024 00:52:23,416 --> 00:52:24,865 You don't have a clue! 1025 00:52:24,999 --> 00:52:26,948 Just let me explain. 1026 00:52:27,499 --> 00:52:29,740 She's an ex-coworker, a history teacher. 1027 00:52:29,875 --> 00:52:31,698 What's your definition of work? 1028 00:52:31,832 --> 00:52:34,030 I bumped into her again today, 1029 00:52:34,167 --> 00:52:35,865 when I was setting tables. 1030 00:52:37,167 --> 00:52:40,031 I got a huge shock, palpitations even. 1031 00:52:40,166 --> 00:52:43,323 Quick question. Did you notice her white dress? 1032 00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:44,947 Yes. 1033 00:52:45,291 --> 00:52:47,990 Julien, hearing you talk like that, 1034 00:52:48,125 --> 00:52:49,865 despite my affection for you, 1035 00:52:49,999 --> 00:52:53,905 I wonder why I'm the dumb fool reaching out to you. 1036 00:52:54,041 --> 00:52:56,030 - You can't say that. - Pardon me? 1037 00:52:56,749 --> 00:52:58,114 It's redundant. 1038 00:52:58,249 --> 00:53:00,990 "Dumb fool" is redundant. It's a pleonasm. 1039 00:53:01,125 --> 00:53:03,739 It's like saying, "starting from now on." 1040 00:53:03,875 --> 00:53:05,198 Really? Let's see... 1041 00:53:05,333 --> 00:53:07,615 "Starting from now on," here's the deal, 1042 00:53:07,749 --> 00:53:09,572 you have two options. 1043 00:53:09,707 --> 00:53:12,155 Either you jump into your valet costume, 1044 00:53:12,542 --> 00:53:14,990 complete with wig, and get back to work. 1045 00:53:15,916 --> 00:53:18,905 Or you put your saggy pajamas back on 1046 00:53:19,041 --> 00:53:21,865 and watch cable news in your tiny, little flat. 1047 00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:23,989 Another pleonasm! Tiny little! 1048 00:53:24,125 --> 00:53:26,323 - Yes, pleonasm. - Tiny little flat. 1049 00:53:26,457 --> 00:53:28,197 Two options. Shoot. 1050 00:53:29,208 --> 00:53:30,905 Can you repeat the choices? 1051 00:53:31,082 --> 00:53:32,103 There you are! 1052 00:53:32,292 --> 00:53:34,281 - What's up? - We have trouble. 1053 00:53:34,417 --> 00:53:36,155 - What kind? - The now kind! 1054 00:53:36,500 --> 00:53:40,780 Max, after weighing the pros and cons, I take option two. Leaving. 1055 00:53:40,916 --> 00:53:42,490 Excellent! That way. 1056 00:53:44,624 --> 00:53:46,405 You're gonna be able to play? 1057 00:53:46,624 --> 00:53:47,614 No? 1058 00:53:50,542 --> 00:53:53,322 Max, it's a nightmare. I'm at my wits' end. 1059 00:53:54,208 --> 00:53:55,822 Look at poor Titi. 1060 00:53:56,666 --> 00:53:59,115 I've never seen him like this. 1061 00:53:59,249 --> 00:54:01,572 Titi, tell me how you feel exactly. 1062 00:54:01,708 --> 00:54:03,823 Like I have a steel rod in my gut. 1063 00:54:03,957 --> 00:54:06,280 You think you can get a sound out? 1064 00:54:06,457 --> 00:54:07,645 Musically, I mean. 1065 00:54:07,833 --> 00:54:11,240 Lying down, I'm fine. Standing up, the rod's there. 1066 00:54:11,917 --> 00:54:14,823 - Lying down's fine. - He can't play lying down. 1067 00:54:16,832 --> 00:54:19,697 The balloon guys, fireworks guys and magician, 1068 00:54:19,833 --> 00:54:21,615 anyone who ate lamb is kaputt. 1069 00:54:21,875 --> 00:54:23,656 Staff meals were fine. 1070 00:54:24,375 --> 00:54:25,947 It's beyond doubt. 1071 00:54:26,167 --> 00:54:30,864 It's a disaster. I have a singer who eats organic and my veggie bassist. 1072 00:54:30,999 --> 00:54:32,822 I can't go all night with a bass. 1073 00:54:32,958 --> 00:54:35,281 Play records and tell the guys to mime. 1074 00:54:35,417 --> 00:54:36,947 We adapt! 1075 00:54:41,541 --> 00:54:43,490 On-site investigations reveal 1076 00:54:43,624 --> 00:54:45,739 the refrigerated trailer was unplugged. 1077 00:54:46,792 --> 00:54:49,072 For sure, the meat's gone off. 1078 00:54:49,207 --> 00:54:50,447 Holy shit! 1079 00:54:51,207 --> 00:54:52,365 We're in it deep. 1080 00:54:52,583 --> 00:54:53,906 At the scene, 1081 00:54:54,041 --> 00:54:56,239 the unplugging appeared premeditated. 1082 00:54:56,708 --> 00:54:59,103 I found an electric shaver. 1083 00:54:59,417 --> 00:55:01,530 Without jumping to conclusions, 1084 00:55:01,666 --> 00:55:03,406 it looks like sabotage. 1085 00:55:04,416 --> 00:55:06,490 The lamb laid them low. 1086 00:55:06,625 --> 00:55:09,615 I checked the meat. It's past its best. 1087 00:55:10,750 --> 00:55:12,822 We must remain vigilant. 1088 00:55:13,542 --> 00:55:16,948 Speaking hypothetically, it looks like food poisoning. 1089 00:55:17,042 --> 00:55:19,739 Max, what do we serve them now? 1090 00:55:23,375 --> 00:55:24,698 There you are! 1091 00:55:24,792 --> 00:55:26,198 Everything okay? 1092 00:55:26,542 --> 00:55:27,489 Impeccable. 1093 00:55:27,666 --> 00:55:30,281 - So we can seat the guests? - Super! 1094 00:55:30,457 --> 00:55:31,990 Perfect. Let's go! 1095 00:55:35,999 --> 00:55:36,989 Puff pastries! 1096 00:55:37,166 --> 00:55:38,270 Puff pastries? 1097 00:55:38,417 --> 00:55:40,406 Bring out the big guns. 1098 00:55:40,542 --> 00:55:42,906 Pastries buy us time to find a solution. 1099 00:55:43,042 --> 00:55:44,229 We adapt. 1100 00:55:44,708 --> 00:55:46,448 C'mon, let's go. Pastries! 1101 00:55:46,582 --> 00:55:48,698 Pastries! Trash the rest! 1102 00:56:08,957 --> 00:56:11,573 Thanks, Antoine, but I'll get by. 1103 00:56:11,708 --> 00:56:12,978 Exactly. 1104 00:56:13,541 --> 00:56:14,947 See you, Antoine. 1105 00:56:16,166 --> 00:56:20,104 We're good. Hubert at Parc Royal can bail us out. 1106 00:56:20,250 --> 00:56:22,155 Amazing. I'll dash there and back. 1107 00:56:22,292 --> 00:56:24,364 Adèle, I need a word. 1108 00:56:24,499 --> 00:56:25,822 Roshan, come on. 1109 00:56:29,749 --> 00:56:32,416 20 years in the job, first time for pastries. 1110 00:56:32,542 --> 00:56:34,990 I've heard about it, never saw it happen. 1111 00:56:35,292 --> 00:56:37,364 I don't get it. What are we doing? 1112 00:56:37,499 --> 00:56:40,405 Anchovy pastries, it's an age-old tactic. 1113 00:56:40,542 --> 00:56:44,740 If the kitchen has a disaster, pastries really line the stomach. 1114 00:56:44,874 --> 00:56:47,239 And super salty anchovies make you thirsty, 1115 00:56:47,374 --> 00:56:50,447 so you guzzle fizzy water and swell like popcorn. 1116 00:56:50,624 --> 00:56:52,031 What's the point? 1117 00:56:52,500 --> 00:56:55,406 They kill people's appetites and buy you time. 1118 00:56:55,542 --> 00:56:57,530 Keep going, I'll explain tomorrow. 1119 00:57:04,041 --> 00:57:05,364 Put salt on them. 1120 00:57:14,124 --> 00:57:15,615 Alright, let's roll! 1121 00:57:16,458 --> 00:57:18,781 Good service, apply yourselves. 1122 00:57:18,917 --> 00:57:20,865 Don't forget, one pastry, 1123 00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:22,270 one glass of fizzy water! 1124 00:57:22,916 --> 00:57:24,531 More of the same! 1125 00:57:24,667 --> 00:57:25,573 Quality presentation! 1126 00:57:25,708 --> 00:57:28,156 James, nobody should notice a thing. 1127 00:57:28,417 --> 00:57:30,530 Line up the groom's speech. 1128 00:57:30,666 --> 00:57:32,614 In 30-45 minutes I'll be back. 1129 00:57:33,042 --> 00:57:34,281 Copy that. 1130 00:57:34,667 --> 00:57:38,197 Adèle, you're in charge. Keep the pastries coming, play for time. 1131 00:57:38,333 --> 00:57:41,031 Keep it moving till I get back. 1132 00:57:41,166 --> 00:57:42,530 Got it. 1133 00:57:42,666 --> 00:57:43,854 We synchronize watches? 1134 00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:45,270 What a dork! 1135 00:57:45,417 --> 00:57:47,490 - What now? - Synchronize watches! 1136 00:57:47,708 --> 00:57:51,115 - What's your problem? - My problem is you talking shit! 1137 00:57:51,250 --> 00:57:52,405 - It's a good idea! - Stop! 1138 00:57:53,166 --> 00:57:55,198 I'm calling a timeout! 1139 00:57:55,458 --> 00:57:56,530 I've had it. 1140 00:57:57,291 --> 00:57:58,989 You're gonna shake hands. 1141 00:57:59,125 --> 00:58:02,655 That's right, you're gonna shake hands now. 1142 00:58:05,208 --> 00:58:06,573 I'm waiting. 1143 00:58:06,707 --> 00:58:08,489 - I don't have all night! - No. 1144 00:58:09,042 --> 00:58:10,906 Shake hands, dammit. 1145 00:58:11,458 --> 00:58:12,563 Go ahead. 1146 00:58:12,708 --> 00:58:13,655 Come on. 1147 00:58:15,292 --> 00:58:16,656 I'm not buying it. 1148 00:58:16,792 --> 00:58:19,531 - Come off it. - We shook, that's good enough. 1149 00:58:19,666 --> 00:58:21,364 - Come back here. - No! 1150 00:58:21,791 --> 00:58:22,979 Dammit! 1151 00:58:23,707 --> 00:58:25,239 Instead of making a scene, 1152 00:58:25,374 --> 00:58:26,563 come back here. 1153 00:58:31,082 --> 00:58:33,073 Give each other a... 1154 00:58:33,207 --> 00:58:35,114 What's it called? A hug! 1155 00:58:35,791 --> 00:58:38,114 You bet! We're a team, James! 1156 00:58:38,250 --> 00:58:39,490 C'mon, Adèle! 1157 00:58:39,667 --> 00:58:42,333 - That's good but could be better. - Happy now? 1158 00:58:42,958 --> 00:58:44,322 Almost a team. 1159 00:58:44,458 --> 00:58:46,156 I'm kind of buying it. 1160 00:58:48,167 --> 00:58:49,530 I'm buying it now. 1161 00:58:49,667 --> 00:58:51,406 That's what I call a team. 1162 00:58:53,624 --> 00:58:56,780 Much better, I'm really feeling the respect. 1163 00:58:57,791 --> 00:59:00,406 Yes, I'm liking the respect. 1164 00:59:00,958 --> 00:59:02,030 That's fine. 1165 00:59:03,042 --> 00:59:04,655 Guys, ready when you are. 1166 00:59:09,082 --> 00:59:10,030 Enough. 1167 00:59:10,291 --> 00:59:11,240 Nobody? 1168 00:59:15,332 --> 00:59:17,322 Pastries, that's a state of emergency. 1169 00:59:17,667 --> 00:59:21,405 Forget our divergences. I messed up, 1170 00:59:21,541 --> 00:59:23,698 but if you need me, well... 1171 00:59:24,666 --> 00:59:25,989 I can drive for you. 1172 00:59:26,125 --> 00:59:28,739 I appreciate it, but you're ready for bed. 1173 00:59:28,874 --> 00:59:30,906 As usual, I'll take care of it. 1174 00:59:32,417 --> 00:59:34,322 Has something upset him? 1175 00:59:34,958 --> 00:59:36,063 Roshan! 1176 00:59:36,207 --> 00:59:37,906 - Can you drive? - No license. 1177 00:59:38,083 --> 00:59:39,530 You two made up? 1178 00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:41,697 We made up, thanks. 1179 00:59:44,999 --> 00:59:46,740 Don't be like this... 1180 00:59:47,666 --> 00:59:50,947 I'm not ready for bed. They're hybrid. 1181 00:59:51,374 --> 00:59:52,739 What's gotten into you? 1182 00:59:52,832 --> 00:59:54,239 No, nothing. 1183 01:00:12,333 --> 01:00:13,198 You okay? 1184 01:00:13,291 --> 01:00:14,396 - You know Roshan? - Sure. 1185 01:00:14,542 --> 01:00:16,740 - Julien, my brother-in-law. - Evening! 1186 01:00:16,874 --> 01:00:18,572 Hubert, you're a lifesaver. 1187 01:00:18,708 --> 01:00:21,615 We gotta stick together. You'd do the same. 1188 01:00:21,792 --> 01:00:23,947 I prepped all I have left over 1189 01:00:24,207 --> 01:00:27,156 and defrosted some pastries, just in case. 1190 01:00:27,291 --> 01:00:29,240 Pastries, we've got covered. 1191 01:00:29,374 --> 01:00:32,197 No worries, it's all in the cold store. 1192 01:00:32,333 --> 01:00:34,813 Siva, get the stuff we put to one side. 1193 01:00:34,957 --> 01:00:35,905 This way. 1194 01:00:36,041 --> 01:00:38,030 Tonight's a shitstorm. 1195 01:00:39,083 --> 01:00:42,281 He's freaking me out with his pretext thing. 1196 01:00:42,416 --> 01:00:44,655 That old trick? I never find one either. 1197 01:00:44,833 --> 01:00:46,656 Very musical, your language. 1198 01:00:49,292 --> 01:00:52,489 Ladies and gentlemen, your attention for a second, please. 1199 01:00:53,374 --> 01:00:56,406 I'd like to call on someone, not just anyone. 1200 01:00:56,792 --> 01:00:59,271 Someone quite exceptional, quite unique... 1201 01:00:59,750 --> 01:01:03,115 Someone who is quite generous and very agreeable. 1202 01:01:03,832 --> 01:01:06,781 Someone without whom we wouldn't be here tonight, 1203 01:01:06,916 --> 01:01:10,155 who prepared every moment of this wonderful evening. 1204 01:01:10,625 --> 01:01:13,740 He personifies kindness and humility. 1205 01:01:14,582 --> 01:01:16,530 On your feet, everybody! 1206 01:01:16,791 --> 01:01:20,448 Give it up, a big round of applause, for Pierre! 1207 01:01:25,792 --> 01:01:27,615 No, I can't possibly, not me. 1208 01:01:30,166 --> 01:01:31,114 Come on, Pierrot! 1209 01:01:31,500 --> 01:01:32,490 Stop! 1210 01:01:37,375 --> 01:01:39,447 On stage, we're waiting! Let's hear it! 1211 01:01:39,707 --> 01:01:40,979 Should I, shouldn't I? 1212 01:01:42,832 --> 01:01:45,072 Don't try to get out of it. We want you! 1213 01:01:46,416 --> 01:01:47,906 What an asshole! 1214 01:01:49,624 --> 01:01:50,322 Pastry? 1215 01:01:50,458 --> 01:01:51,479 No way, not now. 1216 01:01:53,624 --> 01:01:55,281 C'mon, or napkins will twirl. 1217 01:01:57,332 --> 01:01:58,281 Let's go, Pierre! 1218 01:02:00,582 --> 01:02:02,573 We have a lot to get through. 1219 01:02:02,708 --> 01:02:05,864 Here he comes! Big up for the man... 1220 01:02:06,458 --> 01:02:07,698 Pierrot! 1221 01:02:07,832 --> 01:02:09,948 Come up on stage, come on. 1222 01:02:10,708 --> 01:02:12,197 Let's hear it! 1223 01:02:12,667 --> 01:02:14,739 Pierrot! Give it up for him! 1224 01:02:15,041 --> 01:02:17,822 Stop that now. Don't call me Pierrot. 1225 01:02:22,083 --> 01:02:23,155 Okay, that's great. 1226 01:02:24,792 --> 01:02:25,978 Thanks a lot. 1227 01:02:26,124 --> 01:02:27,490 Thank you so much! 1228 01:02:27,624 --> 01:02:30,781 This is the last thing I expected. Please, sit. 1229 01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:33,823 I should point out, 1230 01:02:33,958 --> 01:02:35,365 I'm no great orator, 1231 01:02:35,499 --> 01:02:38,167 but I'll try to say a few words. 1232 01:02:39,208 --> 01:02:41,405 Pierre has always loved speeches. 1233 01:02:41,541 --> 01:02:43,530 - Since he was a boy. - Really? 1234 01:02:44,458 --> 01:02:47,406 Helena and I decided that I would speak, 1235 01:02:47,542 --> 01:02:50,864 all alone, but on behalf of both of us. 1236 01:02:50,999 --> 01:02:52,947 - Isn't that so, my love? - Yes. 1237 01:02:53,041 --> 01:02:53,822 Love you. 1238 01:02:54,207 --> 01:02:56,364 Yes, it is my duty... 1239 01:02:56,500 --> 01:03:00,030 I don't remember who said you were hanging up your boots. 1240 01:03:00,167 --> 01:03:01,353 It's bullshit, right? 1241 01:03:01,583 --> 01:03:03,697 - I'm considering it. - For real? 1242 01:03:04,541 --> 01:03:06,198 I couldn't do it. 1243 01:03:06,375 --> 01:03:08,698 Retirement. The word depresses me. 1244 01:03:09,500 --> 01:03:12,197 - Wouldn't you miss it all? - I don't think so. 1245 01:03:13,208 --> 01:03:16,073 If you can recommend any of your guys... 1246 01:03:16,499 --> 01:03:18,531 Yes, maybe I can. 1247 01:03:18,666 --> 01:03:21,447 Tonight, though, they drove me crazy. 1248 01:03:21,791 --> 01:03:25,990 A revolution 'cause they're above wearing costumes. 1249 01:03:26,167 --> 01:03:29,073 Gave me a load of crap about the wigs. 1250 01:03:29,375 --> 01:03:33,063 Sure, the client wanted all the servers dressed as valets. 1251 01:03:33,500 --> 01:03:34,770 I see their point. 1252 01:03:34,917 --> 01:03:36,614 - All the servers? - Yes. 1253 01:03:36,874 --> 01:03:38,490 Come with me. 1254 01:03:38,625 --> 01:03:39,697 Help yourself. 1255 01:03:42,292 --> 01:03:44,656 Here, it's all the servers... 1256 01:03:46,417 --> 01:03:47,489 And all the guests! 1257 01:03:49,083 --> 01:03:50,781 Mazel tov! 1258 01:03:53,957 --> 01:03:55,656 All around Kevin 1259 01:03:55,792 --> 01:03:57,198 for his Bar Mitzvah! 1260 01:03:58,875 --> 01:04:00,240 Quite a sight, right? 1261 01:04:08,041 --> 01:04:10,156 The Apache rabbi is perfect! 1262 01:04:10,291 --> 01:04:13,906 Siva, I'll look over your letter and return it via Roshan. 1263 01:04:14,042 --> 01:04:15,281 Okay, thanks. 1264 01:04:15,708 --> 01:04:18,188 He's good, a former teacher. 1265 01:04:18,333 --> 01:04:20,531 He can help out with letters. 1266 01:04:20,958 --> 01:04:22,447 He had a nervous breakdown. 1267 01:04:23,749 --> 01:04:25,865 Are you saying bad things about me or... 1268 01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:27,697 No, I said you're a great teacher. 1269 01:04:27,874 --> 01:04:29,490 That's kind of you. 1270 01:04:29,625 --> 01:04:33,364 - Is that why he's in pajamas? - He claims they're hybrid. 1271 01:04:33,499 --> 01:04:37,865 That was about me. I have no Tamil, but "hybrid" and "pajamas"! 1272 01:04:38,083 --> 01:04:41,365 Naturally, if by any chance I forget anyone, 1273 01:04:41,583 --> 01:04:43,948 don't go thinking there's a hierarchy, 1274 01:04:44,167 --> 01:04:45,990 a competition. 1275 01:04:46,082 --> 01:04:49,281 Tonight, if I am overcome by emotion, 1276 01:04:49,417 --> 01:04:51,240 and those who know me well... 1277 01:04:51,667 --> 01:04:56,031 I see you smiling. They know it's hard for me to control. 1278 01:04:56,499 --> 01:04:58,280 I feel compelled to tell you, 1279 01:04:58,917 --> 01:05:00,103 why not, 1280 01:05:00,333 --> 01:05:01,405 I love you! 1281 01:05:03,667 --> 01:05:04,614 Sorry. 1282 01:05:04,749 --> 01:05:06,323 Getting a grip on ourselves, 1283 01:05:06,499 --> 01:05:09,280 I like you all equally. 1284 01:05:15,249 --> 01:05:17,530 What a night, my friends! 1285 01:05:18,083 --> 01:05:19,448 Have you heard from your sister? 1286 01:05:19,541 --> 01:05:20,697 She hasn't... 1287 01:05:21,250 --> 01:05:22,271 You haven't talked? 1288 01:05:24,166 --> 01:05:25,530 About what? 1289 01:05:25,666 --> 01:05:30,114 I leave messages, she doesn't reply. It's not like her. 1290 01:05:35,541 --> 01:05:38,281 Make the most of this break to... 1291 01:05:38,791 --> 01:05:40,365 To refresh... 1292 01:05:41,500 --> 01:05:44,406 To look around and meet new people. 1293 01:05:44,541 --> 01:05:45,990 Why do you say that? 1294 01:05:47,750 --> 01:05:49,573 I don't know why. 1295 01:05:50,624 --> 01:05:53,823 Honestly, I don't know why you two are still together. 1296 01:05:54,042 --> 01:05:56,239 I don't know what you're clinging to. 1297 01:05:56,457 --> 01:05:57,406 Clinging to? 1298 01:05:57,541 --> 01:06:00,615 We're together, we're a couple. That's what I cling to. 1299 01:06:00,999 --> 01:06:01,947 Right. 1300 01:06:02,417 --> 01:06:04,281 A couple, are you? 1301 01:06:05,791 --> 01:06:07,281 Powerful. 1302 01:06:07,542 --> 01:06:10,531 The force of your arguments has overwhelmed me. 1303 01:06:13,417 --> 01:06:15,698 - Let me tell you something. - Please don't. 1304 01:06:15,833 --> 01:06:17,906 It's your marriage that's gone off. 1305 01:06:21,042 --> 01:06:22,865 You guys stink of boredom. 1306 01:06:23,125 --> 01:06:25,573 I don't know, your relationship's... 1307 01:06:26,041 --> 01:06:29,115 To my mind, it's pathetic. I'm groping for the word. 1308 01:06:29,375 --> 01:06:32,281 I get your drift, Julien. 1309 01:06:32,416 --> 01:06:33,604 You know me. 1310 01:06:35,167 --> 01:06:37,031 Malignant, that's the word I was... 1311 01:06:37,166 --> 01:06:38,239 Eyes on the road. 1312 01:06:38,375 --> 01:06:40,770 Groping for. Your relationship is malignant. 1313 01:06:45,916 --> 01:06:49,990 That's really uplifting. I feel so much better for talking to you. 1314 01:06:51,166 --> 01:06:52,530 You're welcome. 1315 01:06:52,666 --> 01:06:54,072 I feel better too. 1316 01:06:54,207 --> 01:06:55,365 Wonderful. 1317 01:06:57,249 --> 01:06:59,280 - You feel better too? - Yes. 1318 01:07:00,457 --> 01:07:03,573 - The hat suits you. - Cowboy hat. 1319 01:07:05,666 --> 01:07:09,865 I'd like to thank all those who traveled from far and wide... 1320 01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:11,697 From Compiègne, from Marton... 1321 01:07:12,208 --> 01:07:13,573 From Fontainebleau, 1322 01:07:13,708 --> 01:07:15,531 from Porchefontaine, from Boislieu, 1323 01:07:15,666 --> 01:07:17,615 from Goualières, my cousin from Buc... 1324 01:07:39,624 --> 01:07:43,030 They're wolfing them down. Next batch coming up! 1325 01:07:47,916 --> 01:07:50,313 You're all alone? I was looking for you. 1326 01:07:50,582 --> 01:07:53,115 I'm getting some air. Damn groom and his speech. 1327 01:07:53,250 --> 01:07:54,947 He's been going years, right? 1328 01:07:55,082 --> 01:07:57,240 Some folks were kids when they arrived. 1329 01:07:57,832 --> 01:07:58,781 He's painful. 1330 01:08:00,208 --> 01:08:02,822 - I got a text to say they're coming. - Me too. 1331 01:08:03,624 --> 01:08:05,864 Say, here's what I suggest. 1332 01:08:06,458 --> 01:08:07,822 I'll get them dancing. 1333 01:08:07,958 --> 01:08:10,989 Give me the signal, and I'll send them to sit down. 1334 01:08:11,374 --> 01:08:14,490 Ladies and gents, dinner is served. My signature style. 1335 01:08:14,625 --> 01:08:17,656 - We'll fit in with you, no sweat. - It's no sweat. 1336 01:08:18,958 --> 01:08:21,489 If we take too long and you're mid-cycle, 1337 01:08:21,624 --> 01:08:22,947 do your thing. 1338 01:08:23,707 --> 01:08:27,073 We adapt, we go with the flow. 1339 01:08:27,208 --> 01:08:28,739 You tell me when. 1340 01:08:30,041 --> 01:08:31,115 You have priority. 1341 01:08:31,250 --> 01:08:34,365 I know how the kitchen works. A pretty signal from you... 1342 01:08:35,332 --> 01:08:37,114 - And I jump. - There's no rush. 1343 01:08:37,249 --> 01:08:39,114 It's an elegant gesture. I appreciate it. 1344 01:08:39,416 --> 01:08:41,739 That's just it, let me be elegant. 1345 01:08:41,875 --> 01:08:43,405 - No, you guys first. - You guys first. 1346 01:08:43,541 --> 01:08:44,561 You guys first... 1347 01:08:47,417 --> 01:08:48,823 No, you guys first... 1348 01:08:49,625 --> 01:08:51,448 I said I don't give a fuck! 1349 01:08:52,457 --> 01:08:54,448 If I may quote Racine... 1350 01:08:56,792 --> 01:08:59,405 "Burrus does not believe a word he speaks. 1351 01:08:59,666 --> 01:09:02,281 "Shrewd virtue... takes his credit to new peaks." 1352 01:09:02,874 --> 01:09:06,645 There's always a tipping point when I get bored shitless. 1353 01:09:06,917 --> 01:09:08,490 Tonight, it's right now. 1354 01:09:09,333 --> 01:09:11,781 At times like this, I have a foolproof trick. 1355 01:09:14,874 --> 01:09:15,948 You're not asking what? 1356 01:09:16,416 --> 01:09:17,490 No. 1357 01:09:19,082 --> 01:09:20,271 Ask what my trick is. 1358 01:09:21,500 --> 01:09:22,686 What's your trick? 1359 01:09:22,958 --> 01:09:24,115 Curious, aren't you? 1360 01:09:24,749 --> 01:09:28,281 I look at a woman and ask myself questions about her. 1361 01:09:28,457 --> 01:09:29,697 Is she... 1362 01:09:31,082 --> 01:09:32,490 Is she married? 1363 01:09:32,666 --> 01:09:34,156 Is she happy? 1364 01:09:34,707 --> 01:09:36,530 Does she want me to make a move? 1365 01:09:36,666 --> 01:09:37,906 Questions without answers. 1366 01:09:38,374 --> 01:09:40,197 There's a way to find out. 1367 01:09:40,457 --> 01:09:41,562 Find out what? 1368 01:09:41,916 --> 01:09:44,905 If any women here are signed up and geolocated. 1369 01:09:45,124 --> 01:09:47,864 Who's married, who's single, who's available? 1370 01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:50,030 How the heck would you know? 1371 01:09:50,166 --> 01:09:54,865 An app collates online dating sites with a geolocation function. 1372 01:09:56,667 --> 01:09:58,864 - You know what geolocation is? - Yes. 1373 01:10:00,749 --> 01:10:01,740 Remind me. 1374 01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:03,530 And what's an app? 1375 01:10:04,083 --> 01:10:05,270 An application. 1376 01:10:05,791 --> 01:10:07,031 Alright. 1377 01:10:07,916 --> 01:10:11,364 By a satellite positioning system, you know in real time 1378 01:10:11,500 --> 01:10:14,365 if a woman interested in your profile is close by. 1379 01:10:14,583 --> 01:10:15,655 Here, for example. 1380 01:10:18,957 --> 01:10:21,031 How do you know if she's here? 1381 01:10:21,250 --> 01:10:23,031 That's geolocation. 1382 01:10:23,917 --> 01:10:25,615 - That's a thing? - Sure. 1383 01:10:25,958 --> 01:10:28,489 The app gives your distance from the girl. 1384 01:10:28,707 --> 01:10:31,104 If you like her profile, you send a heart. 1385 01:10:31,374 --> 01:10:36,364 If she likes you, she sends one back. Then you have a chance to chat, 1386 01:10:36,500 --> 01:10:38,530 do stuff, take it up a level. 1387 01:10:38,666 --> 01:10:40,655 Do stuff? I wanna do stuff. 1388 01:10:41,042 --> 01:10:42,823 I want to, you hear? I want to. 1389 01:10:43,499 --> 01:10:45,280 Why don't I have the application? 1390 01:10:45,625 --> 01:10:47,031 Let me see your phone. 1391 01:10:47,417 --> 01:10:49,156 Careful, it's the latest iPhone. 1392 01:10:49,292 --> 01:10:50,905 Not quite the latest. 1393 01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:55,614 Go on, send hearts. 1394 01:10:56,125 --> 01:10:57,948 - Create a profile first. - I know. 1395 01:10:58,082 --> 01:11:01,489 Send hearts. We'll do the profile later. 1396 01:11:12,249 --> 01:11:15,030 - I'll go change then. - You do that. 1397 01:11:16,708 --> 01:11:19,374 - Well? - All under control. We're good. 1398 01:11:19,917 --> 01:11:21,656 Good news, bad news? 1399 01:11:21,781 --> 01:11:24,177 Good news. The pastries worked a treat. 1400 01:11:24,333 --> 01:11:24,906 Great. 1401 01:11:25,042 --> 01:11:27,707 The groom's speech has KO'd them. 1402 01:11:27,791 --> 01:11:29,405 Max, it's gonna be a squeak. 1403 01:11:29,542 --> 01:11:30,990 Serve half portions. 1404 01:11:31,250 --> 01:11:32,323 Even so. 1405 01:11:32,542 --> 01:11:35,697 Serve thirds, sauce, vegetables. What's the choice? 1406 01:11:35,792 --> 01:11:37,698 Precisely. We adapt. 1407 01:11:37,999 --> 01:11:40,667 - Bad news? - An old guy choked on a pastry. 1408 01:11:40,792 --> 01:11:41,573 Shit! 1409 01:11:41,708 --> 01:11:43,906 He croaked, he's in the cold store. 1410 01:11:46,656 --> 01:11:47,978 The look on your face. 1411 01:11:48,125 --> 01:11:48,948 Knock it off! 1412 01:11:49,083 --> 01:11:50,447 It's no time for jokes! 1413 01:11:50,582 --> 01:11:52,979 Josiane and Patrice are looking after him. 1414 01:11:53,292 --> 01:11:55,365 There's the look, but it wasn't a joke. 1415 01:11:55,583 --> 01:11:57,031 There was no look! 1416 01:11:59,625 --> 01:12:01,531 I'll have a word with the groom. 1417 01:12:05,750 --> 01:12:08,145 I'd like to conclude this speech 1418 01:12:08,416 --> 01:12:12,489 with the words of Pierre Augustin Caron de Beaumarchais, 1419 01:12:12,958 --> 01:12:16,990 who in 1775 or thereabouts, 1420 01:12:17,125 --> 01:12:19,688 wrote this line in The Barber of Sevilles, 1421 01:12:20,625 --> 01:12:23,021 "I am quick to laugh at everything, 1422 01:12:23,625 --> 01:12:25,864 "for fear of it making me cry." 1423 01:12:28,166 --> 01:12:31,490 With that, my friends, let's go on with the party! 1424 01:12:32,207 --> 01:12:34,405 Thank you, everybody. 1425 01:12:46,031 --> 01:12:47,353 That was magnificent. 1426 01:12:47,583 --> 01:12:48,531 - Sure? - Yes! 1427 01:12:48,916 --> 01:12:53,114 - Thanks, but stop the pastries. - They're a surprise, on the house. 1428 01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:56,667 Why don't you serve the main course? 1429 01:12:56,875 --> 01:12:57,865 In a few minutes. 1430 01:12:58,083 --> 01:13:02,197 We didn't want to interrupt the speech. It was so powerful. 1431 01:13:02,875 --> 01:13:03,978 It was. 1432 01:13:04,958 --> 01:13:08,281 - Not too long? - No. For me, it flew by. 1433 01:13:09,666 --> 01:13:10,822 And your favorite bit? 1434 01:13:12,292 --> 01:13:14,115 It's hard to pick one but... 1435 01:13:14,458 --> 01:13:15,864 - The end... - Beaumarchais? 1436 01:13:16,041 --> 01:13:17,490 That packs a punch. 1437 01:13:17,750 --> 01:13:20,030 "I quickly cry so I have time to..." 1438 01:13:20,249 --> 01:13:21,989 Corinne, I missed you! 1439 01:13:22,125 --> 01:13:23,531 I'll hit him. 1440 01:13:23,833 --> 01:13:25,906 I forgot to mention, a tiny concern. 1441 01:13:26,083 --> 01:13:29,031 That guy, he's been here half an hour. 1442 01:13:29,292 --> 01:13:33,323 Watching, prowling, snapping photos, asking to see you. 1443 01:13:33,791 --> 01:13:36,530 It won't work every time, the look on your face! 1444 01:13:36,791 --> 01:13:38,490 I'm serious, it's no joke. 1445 01:13:38,792 --> 01:13:40,030 Him, over there! 1446 01:13:41,833 --> 01:13:43,021 Who the hell is that? 1447 01:13:43,166 --> 01:13:44,864 I don't know, but he's weird. 1448 01:13:45,792 --> 01:13:47,114 Why the attaché case? 1449 01:13:49,573 --> 01:13:50,759 - Shit! - What? 1450 01:13:51,083 --> 01:13:52,322 You've got a match. 1451 01:13:52,823 --> 01:13:53,978 She just replied. 1452 01:13:54,083 --> 01:13:55,405 30 meters away. 1453 01:13:56,458 --> 01:13:58,281 What's she like? There's a photo? 1454 01:13:58,542 --> 01:13:59,990 The profile's hidden. 1455 01:14:02,156 --> 01:14:03,395 Send hearts. 1456 01:14:03,542 --> 01:14:06,905 With a hidden profile, it's not advisable, not a good sign. 1457 01:14:08,041 --> 01:14:09,197 Send hearts anyway. 1458 01:14:09,583 --> 01:14:12,406 Henri, tell Max what you told me earlier. 1459 01:14:13,000 --> 01:14:14,364 It's not exactly... 1460 01:14:14,750 --> 01:14:15,990 Go on, tell him. 1461 01:14:17,042 --> 01:14:18,948 Come on, speak up! 1462 01:14:20,000 --> 01:14:22,990 Sabbatini, the Italian caterer. A friend works for him. 1463 01:14:23,125 --> 01:14:26,947 He got inspected like that, at a function, by Social Security. 1464 01:14:27,667 --> 01:14:29,240 He had to pay a fine, 1465 01:14:29,333 --> 01:14:31,615 around €40,000, something like that. 1466 01:14:32,958 --> 01:14:34,531 He paid folks off the books. 1467 01:14:35,332 --> 01:14:38,239 There are rumors that inspectors are cracking down. 1468 01:14:38,374 --> 01:14:40,072 Surprise audits. 1469 01:14:40,208 --> 01:14:41,823 He looks the part. 1470 01:14:51,916 --> 01:14:53,448 - Water! - Give him air! 1471 01:14:53,750 --> 01:14:56,365 Lay him in the recovery position. 1472 01:14:56,500 --> 01:14:57,822 - Give him sugar! - Air! 1473 01:14:57,958 --> 01:15:00,656 - Great time to speak up. - What did I say? 1474 01:15:03,750 --> 01:15:04,853 Okay? 1475 01:15:05,833 --> 01:15:07,020 Feel better? 1476 01:15:09,541 --> 01:15:11,906 Stop the whatever... 1477 01:15:12,458 --> 01:15:15,240 Working a reception on an empty stomach... 1478 01:15:15,375 --> 01:15:17,323 With the stress and tension, something had to give. 1479 01:15:17,542 --> 01:15:18,947 Especially at your age. 1480 01:15:19,542 --> 01:15:22,739 You just felt a bit woozy. Don't beat yourself up. 1481 01:15:24,207 --> 01:15:27,615 - Another? - It's so salty! I'd forgotten. 1482 01:15:28,708 --> 01:15:32,781 Why's everybody stressed out? Maybe he's a guest who arrived late. 1483 01:15:32,917 --> 01:15:36,447 A guest? At a wedding with an attaché case? 1484 01:15:37,042 --> 01:15:40,406 Yes, the attaché case could be considered evidence of... 1485 01:15:40,542 --> 01:15:41,990 Yeah, precisely. 1486 01:15:42,750 --> 01:15:43,770 Josiane? 1487 01:15:47,082 --> 01:15:49,281 Tonight, who's off the books? 1488 01:15:50,249 --> 01:15:52,197 Us, I guess. An affair off the books. 1489 01:15:52,332 --> 01:15:53,989 Come on, stop it. 1490 01:15:54,792 --> 01:15:56,405 Three or four, tops. 1491 01:15:57,666 --> 01:16:00,614 Guys, who's working off the books? 1492 01:16:02,292 --> 01:16:04,156 Not so high, just like this. 1493 01:16:04,292 --> 01:16:06,115 No more than that. 1494 01:16:06,250 --> 01:16:09,281 If you're off the books, pull on a jacket, 1495 01:16:09,417 --> 01:16:11,114 mingle with the guests, 1496 01:16:11,240 --> 01:16:13,396 and be discreet. Discreetly. 1497 01:16:13,542 --> 01:16:15,989 Move it, let's go! 1498 01:16:16,531 --> 01:16:17,801 I'll go change again. 1499 01:16:18,958 --> 01:16:20,823 Looks to me like you fainted. 1500 01:16:22,208 --> 01:16:23,572 Can't rule it out. 1501 01:17:15,791 --> 01:17:18,822 - Good evening, children! - Hello! 1502 01:17:19,031 --> 01:17:21,478 - A pastry? - No, I'm fine. 1503 01:17:21,625 --> 01:17:22,645 They're too salty. 1504 01:17:22,791 --> 01:17:23,572 I know. 1505 01:17:37,042 --> 01:17:39,521 I've been looking for you. 1506 01:17:39,666 --> 01:17:42,739 We should take a photo at each table with me. 1507 01:17:42,874 --> 01:17:44,145 Yeah. I mean, of course. 1508 01:17:44,458 --> 01:17:45,780 Later, sure. 1509 01:17:45,916 --> 01:17:48,365 If you don't mind, I'd prefer now. 1510 01:17:48,500 --> 01:17:50,323 Actually, I do mind a little. 1511 01:17:50,458 --> 01:17:52,072 But let's do it. 1512 01:17:52,207 --> 01:17:53,905 - Thank you. - After you. 1513 01:17:54,041 --> 01:17:56,740 - Let's start here. Come with me. - I'm coming. 1514 01:17:56,833 --> 01:17:58,322 All together! 1515 01:17:58,457 --> 01:18:00,573 Good to see you. 1516 01:18:00,698 --> 01:18:01,563 That's right. 1517 01:18:01,698 --> 01:18:04,479 - With or without glasses? - I'd say either or both. 1518 01:18:04,624 --> 01:18:06,614 - Cheese! - Cheese everybody. 1519 01:18:06,749 --> 01:18:09,198 Beautiful, happy people. 1520 01:18:09,916 --> 01:18:11,780 Vibrating. I've got hearts. 1521 01:18:11,999 --> 01:18:13,448 I've got hearts. 1522 01:18:17,082 --> 01:18:18,155 Excuse me! 1523 01:18:18,291 --> 01:18:19,864 Can we get some more wine? 1524 01:18:20,082 --> 01:18:22,646 Of course. Coffee and the check? 1525 01:18:22,792 --> 01:18:25,405 Nothing. Thank you, young man. 1526 01:18:25,541 --> 01:18:26,813 Young man? 1527 01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:30,655 Let me introduce Julien, a former coworker and old friend, 1528 01:18:30,791 --> 01:18:32,990 who turns out to be related to Pierre. 1529 01:18:33,500 --> 01:18:34,990 Distantly related. 1530 01:18:35,458 --> 01:18:37,938 I'd say, starting from now on, we're a big family. 1531 01:18:38,082 --> 01:18:40,905 No, you can't say starting from now on... 1532 01:18:41,708 --> 01:18:43,072 Pardon me? 1533 01:18:44,041 --> 01:18:45,313 Cheers, everyone. 1534 01:18:52,333 --> 01:18:54,073 - What the heck! - What? 1535 01:18:54,208 --> 01:18:57,031 On the books, slurping champagne? You're nuts! 1536 01:18:57,167 --> 01:19:00,854 Everybody's drinking. It's not my fault I'm on the books. 1537 01:19:00,999 --> 01:19:02,530 Get back out there. 1538 01:19:02,667 --> 01:19:03,739 Fast! 1539 01:19:07,041 --> 01:19:09,072 It's a torrid night tonight! 1540 01:19:10,166 --> 01:19:12,728 Let's see you on the dance floor! 1541 01:19:13,291 --> 01:19:16,155 Don't let me see anyone sitting down! 1542 01:19:18,333 --> 01:19:21,948 On your feet, or I'll ask Pierre for a speech. 1543 01:19:22,791 --> 01:19:24,063 Pierre and Helena! 1544 01:19:26,957 --> 01:19:28,490 For better or worse! 1545 01:19:28,708 --> 01:19:30,406 For us tonight! For you! 1546 01:19:31,365 --> 01:19:35,438 All together! Joined in love and dance! 1547 01:19:35,667 --> 01:19:37,947 Get on the dance floor for them! 1548 01:19:38,531 --> 01:19:40,479 Hands in the air, everyone! 1549 01:19:43,666 --> 01:19:44,614 Hey there! 1550 01:19:46,791 --> 01:19:47,979 Hey, how you doing? 1551 01:19:54,375 --> 01:19:58,197 Another fabulous evening with the James Live Band! 1552 01:20:00,531 --> 01:20:02,521 Was that you sending me... 1553 01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:06,447 My mistake, have fun. 1554 01:20:21,365 --> 01:20:23,978 I wanna feel your skin on my skin. 1555 01:21:08,240 --> 01:21:09,770 Let's go everyone! 1556 01:21:09,999 --> 01:21:10,947 And now... 1557 01:21:11,625 --> 01:21:13,240 Twirl those napkins! 1558 01:21:25,823 --> 01:21:29,311 The helicopter of love! 1559 01:22:06,833 --> 01:22:09,698 Let's drop the act. It's me you're looking for. 1560 01:22:09,833 --> 01:22:12,364 - Pardon me? - First, let me say my piece. 1561 01:22:12,499 --> 01:22:15,906 We're a small company, but we always need extra staff. 1562 01:22:16,292 --> 01:22:18,854 I'd love to put everyone on payroll, but it's tricky. 1563 01:22:19,125 --> 01:22:20,489 Know why? 1564 01:22:20,625 --> 01:22:24,281 - Why? - €100 in wages costs me 200. 1565 01:22:24,417 --> 01:22:26,947 Not surprising extra staff is off the books! 1566 01:22:27,082 --> 01:22:30,989 If nobody helps the little guys, folks are gonna cheat. 1567 01:22:31,124 --> 01:22:34,698 To top it all, we're audited, we're hassled. 1568 01:22:34,875 --> 01:22:39,197 What happened to the exoneration on payroll taxes for first-time hires? 1569 01:22:39,333 --> 01:22:42,906 Everybody whines about youth unemployment, internships, 1570 01:22:43,031 --> 01:22:44,646 but nobody tackles the problem. 1571 01:22:45,115 --> 01:22:48,395 Go ahead! Search, inspect, audit all you like! 1572 01:22:48,542 --> 01:22:50,573 Sink my firm, see if I care! 1573 01:22:50,708 --> 01:22:53,448 Take it all! The shirt off my back? Take it! 1574 01:22:53,792 --> 01:22:54,740 Slow down. 1575 01:22:54,917 --> 01:22:56,656 Keep your clothes on. 1576 01:22:56,792 --> 01:22:58,573 My name's Valery Laprade. 1577 01:22:58,708 --> 01:23:00,781 We talked by text. 1578 01:23:00,917 --> 01:23:03,582 I'm here about my buyout offer. 1579 01:23:04,499 --> 01:23:05,572 Laprade! 1580 01:23:05,823 --> 01:23:06,979 Valery! 1581 01:23:07,874 --> 01:23:09,115 You're Laprade? 1582 01:23:09,250 --> 01:23:11,572 That's why I was confused. 1583 01:23:12,115 --> 01:23:15,436 That stuff about taxes, youth unemployment... 1584 01:23:15,583 --> 01:23:17,406 I got a real fright. 1585 01:23:17,542 --> 01:23:19,656 I was wondering what was going on. 1586 01:23:20,291 --> 01:23:22,114 Fooled you! 1587 01:23:22,249 --> 01:23:23,948 You had me fooled. 1588 01:23:24,042 --> 01:23:27,656 What's with the attaché case, Valery? That is the question. 1589 01:23:28,865 --> 01:23:30,729 I work for Social Security. 1590 01:23:31,948 --> 01:23:32,854 Joke! 1591 01:23:32,990 --> 01:23:35,436 Cut it out now because... 1592 01:23:35,583 --> 01:23:36,448 False alert. 1593 01:23:36,625 --> 01:23:40,615 Sorry if I seemed ridiculous, I was expecting a Valerie. 1594 01:23:41,124 --> 01:23:42,531 Your first name is very 1595 01:23:43,041 --> 01:23:44,114 unusual. 1596 01:23:44,249 --> 01:23:47,865 I suppose this isn't your first misunderstanding. 1597 01:23:48,000 --> 01:23:50,823 - Don't worry. - By the way, I'd appreciate discretion. 1598 01:23:51,332 --> 01:23:53,781 It's still confidential, the selling up idea. 1599 01:23:53,917 --> 01:23:55,322 I understand. 1600 01:23:55,458 --> 01:23:57,530 But what a fabulous profession. 1601 01:23:57,666 --> 01:24:00,489 It's magic to rub shoulders with happiness. 1602 01:24:00,625 --> 01:24:02,655 Yes, it's magic. 1603 01:24:04,792 --> 01:24:06,240 Can we talk honestly? 1604 01:24:06,500 --> 01:24:07,656 Naturally. 1605 01:24:08,792 --> 01:24:12,698 Cash must be a major proportion of your turnover. 1606 01:24:12,792 --> 01:24:14,280 Now that's... 1607 01:24:16,541 --> 01:24:17,906 You are Laprade? 1608 01:24:18,416 --> 01:24:21,156 I don't discuss this with Social Security. 1609 01:24:21,292 --> 01:24:24,240 I'd no idea I looked like an inspector. 1610 01:24:25,115 --> 01:24:27,104 You look very... 1611 01:24:27,583 --> 01:24:29,030 - Yes? - Just fine. 1612 01:24:29,240 --> 01:24:30,478 You're 1613 01:24:30,708 --> 01:24:31,979 just fine. 1614 01:24:32,365 --> 01:24:34,844 I must return the compliment. You're not bad yourself. 1615 01:24:38,792 --> 01:24:39,978 Thanks, Valery. 1616 01:24:41,208 --> 01:24:42,572 You received my text? 1617 01:24:42,698 --> 01:24:44,103 And I replied. 1618 01:24:44,250 --> 01:24:45,572 Yes, I guess. 1619 01:24:45,707 --> 01:24:46,865 You wrote... 1620 01:24:46,990 --> 01:24:49,270 "On arrival, ask for me 1621 01:24:49,749 --> 01:24:51,947 "and I'll come lick you up." 1622 01:24:53,082 --> 01:24:54,323 No? 1623 01:24:54,458 --> 01:24:56,697 It's catastrophic, my autocorrect. 1624 01:24:57,166 --> 01:24:58,780 I don't check. 1625 01:24:58,917 --> 01:25:00,823 I should, I know. 1626 01:25:00,958 --> 01:25:03,280 I thought, we hardly know each other. 1627 01:25:04,291 --> 01:25:05,563 No, we hardly know each other. 1628 01:25:07,541 --> 01:25:09,740 Here, this is my signed offer. 1629 01:25:09,958 --> 01:25:10,740 Thanks. 1630 01:25:11,375 --> 01:25:14,240 Let's meet to discuss practicalities. 1631 01:25:14,375 --> 01:25:15,780 - Let's keep in touch. - Sure. 1632 01:25:16,375 --> 01:25:17,989 We can talk by text. 1633 01:25:18,082 --> 01:25:20,947 With or without autocorrect. 1634 01:25:22,124 --> 01:25:23,822 - Exactly. - See you soon. 1635 01:25:24,750 --> 01:25:25,531 See you. 1636 01:25:25,667 --> 01:25:27,989 I hope so. Goodbye. 1637 01:25:28,958 --> 01:25:29,978 Valery? 1638 01:25:31,208 --> 01:25:32,396 Valery? Come on! 1639 01:25:39,625 --> 01:25:41,905 Let's make it a great finale. 1640 01:25:42,167 --> 01:25:44,073 Samy, you're sure about the fireworks? 1641 01:25:44,375 --> 01:25:47,561 I handled Bastille Day for years when I was at city hall. 1642 01:25:47,792 --> 01:25:51,280 The guy's prepped everything. It's a piece of cake. 1643 01:25:51,573 --> 01:25:54,103 Seb, you go with him. 1644 01:25:54,249 --> 01:25:55,239 We coordinate. 1645 01:25:55,582 --> 01:25:57,447 When the groom's surprise is over, 1646 01:25:57,666 --> 01:25:58,906 the music fades out. 1647 01:25:59,125 --> 01:26:02,697 On my signal, and only on my signal, you launch. 1648 01:26:02,832 --> 01:26:04,323 Keep an eye on your phone. 1649 01:26:04,458 --> 01:26:06,697 I'll call you with the go. 1650 01:26:06,916 --> 01:26:09,115 - Clear? - Or just a text. 1651 01:26:11,458 --> 01:26:12,531 Too risky. 1652 01:26:12,750 --> 01:26:14,740 Of course, I knew it. 1653 01:26:16,490 --> 01:26:18,853 I'll call to say go. 1654 01:26:19,457 --> 01:26:23,447 What about the helium girl? She's feeling better? 1655 01:26:23,582 --> 01:26:24,688 More or less. 1656 01:26:24,823 --> 01:26:27,854 She needs hands on ropes while she supervises. 1657 01:26:27,990 --> 01:26:31,146 Adèle and Julien, you stand by to help her. 1658 01:26:31,292 --> 01:26:33,448 I'll go check up on dessert. 1659 01:26:33,583 --> 01:26:35,739 I'll go with, keep her company. 1660 01:26:37,365 --> 01:26:39,978 No, go to the chateau entrance 1661 01:26:40,291 --> 01:26:44,030 and keep an eye on the gate to be sure it's solid. 1662 01:26:44,615 --> 01:26:45,978 In case it moves. 1663 01:26:47,781 --> 01:26:50,344 - I watch the gate? - Yes, watch the gate. 1664 01:26:50,499 --> 01:26:52,655 Are you gonna argue with every order? 1665 01:26:54,333 --> 01:26:55,520 Alright. 1666 01:26:55,832 --> 01:26:57,240 Here we go. 1667 01:27:00,500 --> 01:27:02,114 - Here I go. - Exactly. 1668 01:27:03,291 --> 01:27:07,781 It's an aerial show, so you wear a parrot costume with orange plumage. 1669 01:27:07,917 --> 01:27:08,573 What? 1670 01:27:08,833 --> 01:27:10,865 What the heck? That's insane. 1671 01:27:11,167 --> 01:27:12,322 The look on your face! 1672 01:27:12,457 --> 01:27:14,031 See, I can do it too. 1673 01:27:15,458 --> 01:27:17,240 It's in costume again? 1674 01:27:17,375 --> 01:27:18,739 Don't worry, not at all. 1675 01:27:18,874 --> 01:27:21,323 Coffees, pack up and bed. Hopefully. 1676 01:27:25,750 --> 01:27:27,905 Are you ready? We're short on time. 1677 01:27:28,041 --> 01:27:29,905 No, we've lost my mother. 1678 01:27:30,042 --> 01:27:31,698 I can't start without her. 1679 01:27:33,573 --> 01:27:35,771 I'd go find her, but I can't ruin the surprise. 1680 01:27:35,917 --> 01:27:36,990 I understand, 1681 01:27:37,083 --> 01:27:40,405 but the authorities stipulated half past midnight latest. 1682 01:27:40,948 --> 01:27:42,353 It's gonna be tight. 1683 01:27:42,542 --> 01:27:44,447 No, not now. 1684 01:27:45,375 --> 01:27:47,989 I can't perform without her. It's impossible! 1685 01:27:48,082 --> 01:27:50,905 We're on it, we'll find your mother. 1686 01:27:51,041 --> 01:27:52,030 Leave it to us. 1687 01:27:52,323 --> 01:27:53,396 Yes, Roshan? 1688 01:27:53,750 --> 01:27:55,280 - Too bad. - What? 1689 01:27:55,406 --> 01:27:56,978 I found a good pretext. 1690 01:27:57,125 --> 01:28:01,405 Excellent, keep hold of it. You never know with him. 1691 01:28:07,874 --> 01:28:08,896 Evening. 1692 01:28:09,749 --> 01:28:10,938 What brings you here? 1693 01:28:11,073 --> 01:28:13,436 Guy told me to watch the gate. 1694 01:28:13,874 --> 01:28:16,864 I've no idea why. Part of being a job shadow. 1695 01:28:24,042 --> 01:28:27,155 Mommy! Where did you get to? 1696 01:28:27,499 --> 01:28:29,781 I just needed some air. 1697 01:28:30,250 --> 01:28:33,822 - We were frantic, looking for you. - You were? 1698 01:28:34,458 --> 01:28:35,729 What's that scent? 1699 01:28:36,115 --> 01:28:37,134 A weird smell. 1700 01:28:38,667 --> 01:28:40,490 Smell that? Like a funfair? 1701 01:28:41,999 --> 01:28:43,615 You stink of churros! 1702 01:28:43,875 --> 01:28:45,280 We need to start. Sorry. 1703 01:28:45,406 --> 01:28:46,853 Mommy, take your seat. 1704 01:28:47,291 --> 01:28:48,698 His nose is so sensitive. 1705 01:28:48,833 --> 01:28:51,396 - Really? - Ever since he was a boy. 1706 01:28:51,541 --> 01:28:53,781 Ladies and gentlemen, your attention, please. 1707 01:28:53,917 --> 01:28:55,697 Yes, me again, sorry. 1708 01:28:55,791 --> 01:28:56,896 Please stand and... 1709 01:28:57,042 --> 01:28:59,240 Where were you? We looked all over. 1710 01:28:59,375 --> 01:29:02,041 - I went for a walk. - Really? 1711 01:29:02,156 --> 01:29:03,104 Come. 1712 01:29:03,750 --> 01:29:05,072 It's a surprise. 1713 01:29:05,198 --> 01:29:06,146 I had no idea. 1714 01:29:06,281 --> 01:29:08,645 No, that's why it's a surprise. 1715 01:29:08,958 --> 01:29:10,905 Naturally, you had no idea. 1716 01:29:11,042 --> 01:29:12,781 What have you been plotting? 1717 01:29:13,708 --> 01:29:18,823 We're talking poetry, beauty and love tonight with Helena and Pierre. 1718 01:29:18,958 --> 01:29:20,447 Again and again. 1719 01:29:20,582 --> 01:29:22,655 It's candy apple flavor. 1720 01:29:23,250 --> 01:29:25,990 You didn't! Please tell me you didn't. 1721 01:29:26,073 --> 01:29:27,728 She geolocates, c'mon! 1722 01:29:27,832 --> 01:29:31,030 It's revolutionary stuff! Geolocation. 1723 01:29:31,417 --> 01:29:34,448 - It's an app. I'll explain. - You're a maniac! 1724 01:32:30,833 --> 01:32:33,229 What the hell's going on? 1725 01:32:35,792 --> 01:32:36,740 The fool! 1726 01:32:37,333 --> 01:32:40,000 No way! What are you doing? 1727 01:32:40,541 --> 01:32:42,115 Quit jerking it, you idiot! 1728 01:32:42,375 --> 01:32:43,031 Julien! 1729 01:32:43,292 --> 01:32:44,948 He's wrecking my show! 1730 01:34:06,207 --> 01:34:08,197 What the hell! 1731 01:34:10,625 --> 01:34:11,895 No way! 1732 01:34:13,374 --> 01:34:14,615 You're kidding me. 1733 01:34:15,541 --> 01:34:18,865 They really are something else, the French. 1734 01:34:19,000 --> 01:34:19,948 You gotta admit. 1735 01:34:20,083 --> 01:34:22,447 No kidding, they're so inventive. 1736 01:34:22,582 --> 01:34:24,979 They know how to put on a party. 1737 01:34:25,124 --> 01:34:26,281 King of clubs? 1738 01:34:26,957 --> 01:34:27,947 No. 1739 01:34:28,124 --> 01:34:29,115 Of spades? 1740 01:34:29,375 --> 01:34:30,323 No. 1741 01:34:30,750 --> 01:34:31,697 Queen of hearts? 1742 01:34:31,792 --> 01:34:33,740 No. You have no idea, in fact. 1743 01:34:34,041 --> 01:34:35,905 They're releasing balloons. 1744 01:34:36,457 --> 01:34:37,823 I let one off? 1745 01:34:37,958 --> 01:34:39,948 He said he'd call. Has he called? 1746 01:34:40,083 --> 01:34:40,656 No. 1747 01:34:41,042 --> 01:34:42,948 Let a few go, to see. 1748 01:34:47,333 --> 01:34:48,906 I'm confused. Where's my son? 1749 01:34:49,041 --> 01:34:50,697 Actually, I think he kind of... 1750 01:34:50,832 --> 01:34:53,115 Fresh air will do him good. Come on. 1751 01:34:55,833 --> 01:34:56,780 We have a problem. 1752 01:35:03,332 --> 01:35:04,438 What's he doing? 1753 01:35:05,332 --> 01:35:06,280 I didn't say go. 1754 01:35:15,375 --> 01:35:16,323 Motherfucker! 1755 01:35:22,332 --> 01:35:23,281 You didn't say go? 1756 01:35:23,542 --> 01:35:25,030 No, I didn't say go. 1757 01:35:25,792 --> 01:35:27,197 What did I tell you? 1758 01:35:27,457 --> 01:35:28,989 It's unbelievable! 1759 01:35:29,582 --> 01:35:31,405 I said, we coordinate. 1760 01:35:31,707 --> 01:35:33,447 Did I say it or didn't I? 1761 01:35:34,125 --> 01:35:36,604 Nobody listens to anybody in this team. 1762 01:35:37,542 --> 01:35:40,365 I clear up your blunders all day long. 1763 01:35:40,542 --> 01:35:42,739 I drive kilometers to rescue the party. 1764 01:35:42,832 --> 01:35:44,822 We struggle, we battle. 1765 01:35:44,957 --> 01:35:46,063 But we get there. 1766 01:35:46,207 --> 01:35:48,603 And in one minute, you guys fuck it all up! 1767 01:35:50,124 --> 01:35:51,313 Know what? 1768 01:35:51,457 --> 01:35:55,698 I've had it up to here with every last one of you! 1769 01:35:55,833 --> 01:35:58,572 You there, always looking for trouble! 1770 01:35:59,582 --> 01:36:00,906 100 times I talked to you. 1771 01:36:01,375 --> 01:36:04,198 100 times I asked you to set an example. 1772 01:36:05,458 --> 01:36:07,938 You dare talk to me about respect and honor? 1773 01:36:08,166 --> 01:36:10,240 Where's your respect for me, Adèle? 1774 01:36:10,957 --> 01:36:12,739 Where's your respect, all of you? 1775 01:36:14,249 --> 01:36:18,698 Sure, asking me for a truck, a day off, money, 1776 01:36:18,833 --> 01:36:21,396 a cousin who needs a job, good old Max! 1777 01:36:21,541 --> 01:36:23,990 Thanks, Max! Max saves the day! 1778 01:36:24,375 --> 01:36:26,322 What do you guys do for me? 1779 01:36:27,582 --> 01:36:31,115 What did I do to deserve you guys my whole life? 1780 01:36:32,041 --> 01:36:35,072 No, it's a summer camp for you here! 1781 01:36:35,249 --> 01:36:36,198 You, there! 1782 01:36:36,583 --> 01:36:38,905 Stuffing your face at the buffet! 1783 01:36:39,542 --> 01:36:41,365 Insulting the clients! 1784 01:36:41,917 --> 01:36:44,906 Is that how you show your gratitude? 1785 01:36:46,250 --> 01:36:47,781 You want the truth, Guy? 1786 01:36:48,083 --> 01:36:51,405 Nobody in France wants to work with a nutbar like you! 1787 01:36:53,791 --> 01:36:55,655 And that jackass! 1788 01:36:55,916 --> 01:36:57,655 Hitting on the bride! 1789 01:36:58,249 --> 01:37:00,072 Are you out of your mind? 1790 01:37:01,374 --> 01:37:04,947 You're a bunch of deadbeats and losers! 1791 01:37:05,792 --> 01:37:08,354 Nobody understands, my life is at stake! 1792 01:37:08,750 --> 01:37:10,781 Every function, my life's at stake! 1793 01:37:11,541 --> 01:37:12,646 You don't give a shit! 1794 01:37:12,791 --> 01:37:14,990 Nobody here gives a shit about me! 1795 01:37:15,707 --> 01:37:18,447 Screw the bosses, is that it? 1796 01:37:18,957 --> 01:37:22,697 You're sick of the sight of me? I have good news for you. 1797 01:37:22,916 --> 01:37:24,104 We're through. 1798 01:37:24,375 --> 01:37:26,072 You'll never see me again. 1799 01:37:26,667 --> 01:37:27,905 It's over! 1800 01:37:29,750 --> 01:37:32,698 He landed in a field 500 meters down the road. 1801 01:37:32,833 --> 01:37:35,698 Good news is, he's safe and sound, unhurt. 1802 01:37:36,000 --> 01:37:37,364 Sorry again about this. 1803 01:37:37,749 --> 01:37:40,697 Bad news is, we're in the dark for an hour. 1804 01:37:45,957 --> 01:37:48,905 - What do we do? - Whatever, not my problem. 1805 01:37:49,207 --> 01:37:50,448 Deal with it! 1806 01:37:55,124 --> 01:37:57,030 Looks like Max is pissed off. 1807 01:37:59,083 --> 01:38:00,447 He is, right? 1808 01:38:01,083 --> 01:38:02,239 Sure. 1809 01:38:13,792 --> 01:38:14,896 Nicole. 1810 01:38:15,792 --> 01:38:18,822 No, not a bad time. I'm enjoying a moment. 1811 01:38:19,000 --> 01:38:20,155 Peace and quiet. 1812 01:38:21,083 --> 01:38:24,322 Like I said, I wanted to talk to you. 1813 01:38:25,167 --> 01:38:26,354 How can I say this? 1814 01:38:26,707 --> 01:38:30,563 No, go ahead. You called me, go ahead. 1815 01:38:32,500 --> 01:38:34,447 Yes, you wanted some perspective. 1816 01:38:34,583 --> 01:38:36,780 That's how I interpreted it. 1817 01:38:40,957 --> 01:38:43,030 I see, that kind of perspective. 1818 01:38:48,582 --> 01:38:50,114 How long? 1819 01:38:51,875 --> 01:38:53,740 Alright, that long! 1820 01:39:00,208 --> 01:39:02,031 Yeah, sure, of course. 1821 01:39:04,082 --> 01:39:06,030 So who's your perspective? 1822 01:39:06,166 --> 01:39:07,271 I know him? 1823 01:39:08,332 --> 01:39:09,281 No? 1824 01:39:10,750 --> 01:39:11,573 Alright. 1825 01:39:11,750 --> 01:39:15,155 Look, I've got to get back to the... 1826 01:39:15,917 --> 01:39:18,447 Everything's going great, just great. 1827 01:39:19,042 --> 01:39:20,115 See you. 1828 01:39:35,792 --> 01:39:37,239 Of course! 1829 01:39:51,041 --> 01:39:51,990 Blow. 1830 01:39:54,249 --> 01:39:55,615 Happy birthday. 1831 01:40:02,332 --> 01:40:04,447 You know, Max, I have a theory. 1832 01:40:04,833 --> 01:40:07,364 When I'm rock bottom, with the world against me, 1833 01:40:07,499 --> 01:40:10,781 I say to myself, it's all relative, I'm imagining things. 1834 01:40:11,208 --> 01:40:14,697 You don't know it, but maybe you're in super shape. 1835 01:40:16,417 --> 01:40:17,365 Good theory. 1836 01:40:18,500 --> 01:40:19,365 Damn good. 1837 01:40:19,625 --> 01:40:22,323 Know why it's good? Because it's positive. 1838 01:40:24,291 --> 01:40:27,573 I understand you freaking out, but we all make mistakes. 1839 01:40:28,708 --> 01:40:30,573 Me too. Even I make mistakes. 1840 01:40:31,416 --> 01:40:33,073 Sure, I promise you. 1841 01:40:34,083 --> 01:40:36,280 My whole career was based on a mistake. 1842 01:40:36,749 --> 01:40:38,990 I was destined to be a photojournalist. 1843 01:40:39,125 --> 01:40:40,073 I had no idea. 1844 01:40:40,667 --> 01:40:41,655 Tell you about it? 1845 01:40:42,791 --> 01:40:43,896 No, I'll pass. 1846 01:40:53,207 --> 01:40:54,364 You know, Guy... 1847 01:40:56,582 --> 01:40:58,489 We're so... 1848 01:40:59,375 --> 01:41:00,906 close, you and me. 1849 01:41:01,957 --> 01:41:03,405 I'll be straight with you. 1850 01:41:04,666 --> 01:41:08,406 Like I said earlier, when I was a bit... 1851 01:41:09,750 --> 01:41:11,240 When I wasn't myself. 1852 01:41:12,041 --> 01:41:13,313 The thing is... 1853 01:41:15,667 --> 01:41:17,406 It's a battle to get you hired. 1854 01:41:20,332 --> 01:41:21,698 Clients... 1855 01:41:22,707 --> 01:41:25,906 They don't want a photographer. A cousin or nephew will do. 1856 01:41:27,042 --> 01:41:28,990 They refuse a photographer. 1857 01:41:35,583 --> 01:41:36,739 I try. 1858 01:41:37,583 --> 01:41:38,531 I try. 1859 01:41:40,082 --> 01:41:41,188 Yes, I see. 1860 01:41:49,499 --> 01:41:50,740 I think they need you. 1861 01:41:50,874 --> 01:41:54,780 No, I'm going home. I'm beat. 1862 01:42:13,749 --> 01:42:14,990 What's going on? 1863 01:45:26,499 --> 01:45:28,531 Know what I was thinking up there? 1864 01:45:29,125 --> 01:45:30,364 I can imagine. 1865 01:45:30,499 --> 01:45:32,740 "If I get down, I'll kill that jackass." 1866 01:45:33,125 --> 01:45:34,489 I thought as much. 1867 01:45:35,125 --> 01:45:36,990 Just two ropes to hold onto. 1868 01:45:37,624 --> 01:45:39,323 If they can't do that... 1869 01:45:40,041 --> 01:45:41,115 Where do you find them? 1870 01:45:42,417 --> 01:45:44,573 It could've been extremely serious. 1871 01:45:45,583 --> 01:45:46,686 It's marvelous. 1872 01:45:47,416 --> 01:45:49,531 What a magnificent moment! 1873 01:45:50,166 --> 01:45:52,728 Such grace, such harmony... 1874 01:45:53,167 --> 01:45:55,531 Seriously, your team is... 1875 01:45:56,875 --> 01:46:00,239 quite simply exceptional. 1876 01:46:00,874 --> 01:46:03,405 No, really, we're all enchanted. 1877 01:46:03,707 --> 01:46:06,655 Exactly what Pierre was saying, in his own way. 1878 01:46:07,082 --> 01:46:08,031 More or less? 1879 01:46:08,667 --> 01:46:13,155 You saw your mother? She's a new woman, she's radiant. 1880 01:46:13,291 --> 01:46:15,280 Yes, she looked pleased. 1881 01:46:15,625 --> 01:46:16,728 Happy even. 1882 01:46:17,875 --> 01:46:18,948 Thank you. 1883 01:46:20,374 --> 01:46:22,990 - From the bottom of my heart. - You're too kind. 1884 01:46:23,250 --> 01:46:25,447 We have to say goodbye to the Lemants. 1885 01:46:25,582 --> 01:46:27,322 I'll be right there. 1886 01:46:30,208 --> 01:46:31,530 Thanks, I guess. 1887 01:47:15,791 --> 01:47:17,364 I spoke with Nicole. 1888 01:47:18,083 --> 01:47:19,186 We cleared the air. 1889 01:47:20,791 --> 01:47:22,780 - No more hiding? - Yes. 1890 01:47:23,792 --> 01:47:25,905 And no more kissing Patrice? 1891 01:47:27,625 --> 01:47:29,656 Yes. No more. 1892 01:47:38,042 --> 01:47:40,322 So? How did she react? 1893 01:47:40,957 --> 01:47:43,115 Nicole has a lot of perspective. 1894 01:47:43,417 --> 01:47:44,906 That's great with her. 1895 01:47:49,291 --> 01:47:51,156 My friends! 1896 01:47:51,291 --> 01:47:54,239 Can we talk a minute? 1897 01:47:54,374 --> 01:47:55,323 Please. 1898 01:47:56,207 --> 01:48:00,656 Don't worry, it's not another long speech. 1899 01:48:01,250 --> 01:48:03,280 I just wanted to say... 1900 01:48:03,749 --> 01:48:05,447 Thanks for last night. 1901 01:48:07,333 --> 01:48:08,323 Seriously... 1902 01:48:09,167 --> 01:48:10,655 I was very... 1903 01:48:11,041 --> 01:48:12,063 Very touched. 1904 01:48:14,750 --> 01:48:16,697 Yeah, very touched. 1905 01:48:18,792 --> 01:48:21,188 Starting from now, 1906 01:48:22,332 --> 01:48:25,000 whenever you have an issue, 1907 01:48:26,042 --> 01:48:28,115 a problem or question, 1908 01:48:28,917 --> 01:48:30,990 talk to Adèle. 1909 01:48:32,542 --> 01:48:35,073 She'll be the one with all the information. 1910 01:48:38,166 --> 01:48:39,490 Over to you. 1911 01:48:41,332 --> 01:48:44,864 So, see you Tuesday at The Queen's Salon in Boulogne. 1912 01:48:45,000 --> 01:48:46,823 2 pm sharp. 1913 01:48:47,249 --> 01:48:50,990 1:30 for heads of department. Briefing and so on. 1914 01:48:53,666 --> 01:48:54,614 There you go. 1915 01:48:55,208 --> 01:48:57,156 See you Tuesday! 1916 01:48:58,333 --> 01:48:59,353 Thank you. 1917 01:49:02,124 --> 01:49:03,311 Bye, honey. 1918 01:49:04,957 --> 01:49:06,063 See you Tuesday. 1919 01:49:14,416 --> 01:49:15,489 Etienne! 1920 01:49:18,541 --> 01:49:19,948 Come on, I'll drive you. 1921 01:49:20,333 --> 01:49:22,156 If you behave, you'll get a jacket. 1922 01:49:24,041 --> 01:49:26,323 You know, Max? I've had it with weddings. 1923 01:49:27,625 --> 01:49:28,645 Really? 1924 01:49:28,999 --> 01:49:31,365 I'll pick up my career in reportage. 1925 01:49:31,625 --> 01:49:33,864 Flirting with danger, in the war zone. 1926 01:49:35,374 --> 01:49:37,406 Tricky finding a buffet out there. 1927 01:49:38,083 --> 01:49:39,823 I want action on the ground. 1928 01:49:41,208 --> 01:49:43,280 It's your call, no problem. 1929 01:49:44,582 --> 01:49:46,655 Just kidding, see you Tuesday. 1930 01:49:47,542 --> 01:49:48,729 See you Tuesday. 1931 01:49:50,208 --> 01:49:52,490 The age gap was too big. 1932 01:49:52,625 --> 01:49:54,864 You're right, she's a free spirit. 1933 01:49:54,999 --> 01:49:56,905 The uniform's a no-no. 1934 01:49:57,792 --> 01:50:00,740 Max and Josiane are together? 1935 01:50:00,917 --> 01:50:04,447 Of course, but everybody pretends not to know. 1936 01:50:04,582 --> 01:50:06,239 Unbelievable. How come? 1937 01:50:07,499 --> 01:50:09,823 That's France. About time you integrated! 1938 01:50:12,042 --> 01:50:14,115 Leave you at the corner, like last time? 1939 01:50:14,375 --> 01:50:17,156 If folks sees me with you, know what I mean? 1940 01:50:17,916 --> 01:50:19,073 Sure, at the corner. 1941 01:50:29,750 --> 01:50:32,197 What now? There's nobody to take me home? 1942 01:50:34,208 --> 01:50:35,156 Sure, there is. 1943 01:50:35,916 --> 01:50:37,156 I will. 1944 01:50:37,542 --> 01:50:39,780 That's great, I appreciate it. 1945 01:50:40,957 --> 01:50:43,198 - Where are you parked? - I'm on foot. 1946 01:50:44,792 --> 01:50:47,354 - You're taking me home on foot? - Right. 1947 01:50:47,500 --> 01:50:50,030 Me, personally, I'm happy walking. 1948 01:50:50,416 --> 01:50:53,405 "Me, personally" is incorrect. It's faulty syntax.