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Spencer 你害怕阴道吗? Are you afraid of vaginas, spencer.
不 其实我挺喜欢的 No, i'm actually fine with them.
- 是吗? - 是的 - are you? - Yeah
- 真的吗? - 真的 - are you really? - Yeah
因为这些笑话太烂了 就好像作者害怕阴道似的 Because these jokes stink, like someone who's afraid of vaginas.
好吧 你说对哪个不满意 Ok, if you could just point to the jokes you object to.
我再修改修改 I'll try to freshen them up.
- 全都很烂 - 但是 Annabelle... - They all suck. - But annabelle...
别跟我吵 你要让我显得幽默 don't argue with me. Just make me funny.
让别人喜欢我 And make me loveable.
怎么样? So,how'd it go?
好极了 她什么都不喜欢 我还害怕阴道 Oh,great. She hates everything and I'm afraid of vaginas.
我只害怕长牙的阴道 I'm only afraid of the ones with teeth.
你能帮我个忙吗? Could one of you guys do me a favor?
拿根铅笔 从眼窝捅进我脑子里 If you could take my pencil and drive it through my eye into my brain?
不 要是你死了 我们不想接替你 No,then one of us would have to take your job.
对不起迟到了 我在改剧本 Sorry I'm late. I was fixing the script.
我们明白 谢谢你 We understand. Thank you.
我要Bud I need bud.
Bud上哪了? Where the hell is bud?
等一下 Hold the roll.
你在这儿啊 There you are.
- 我需要你 Bud - 我也需要你 - I need you,bud. - I need you,too.
我还以为你在生我的气 I thought you were mad at me.
噢 你了解我的 Oh,you know how I am.
是改写太烦人了 The rewrites are just horrible.
为什么都没人支持我呢? Why doesn't anyone support me?
我支持你 美女 别担心 我来搞定 Bud: I support you,doll. Don't worry about it. I'll take care of it.
谢谢你 亲爱的 Thank you,baby.
Annabelle想更搞笑一点 Annabelle wants it funnier.
提醒得好啊 Good note.
现在我不要水 别自作主张 你是个替身 If I need water,I'll ask for water. You're a stand-in.
我准备拍摄时 别在我眼前晃悠 Do not get in my eyeline when I'm preparing for a scene.
对不起 我怎么就忘了呢 So sorry. How ever could I forget?
穷鬼 Inbred cracker.
拍摄吧 Let's get this going.
七点我有脑动脉瘤检查 I have a 7:00 brain aneurysm.
- 开拍 - 发牌 - action. - Hit me.
糟了 Oh,damn.
要是我们花光了你前夫的钱 你打算怎么办? What do you want to do after we've blown through your ex-husband's cash?
拿上他的信用卡去脱衣舞吧 I say we take his credit cards and go lap dancing.
你跳还是看别人跳? giving or getting?
无所谓 只要我内裤里火热就行 Doesn't matter,as long as I get to have a party in my pants.
卡 and... cut.
你怎么把笑话都给Megan了? Why did you give megan the joke?
- 对 为什么笑话都给她了? - 她们俩都有笑话 - Yeah,why did she get the joke? - They both have jokes.
她的笑话更好 内裤的那个 She has the big joke-- the pants joke.
内裤笑话出彩 Yeah,the pants joke is the killer.
内裤笑话更适合Megan的性格 The pants joke suits megan's character.
鬼才管她 To hell with megan's character.
这部剧叫什么 《Annabelle》还是《母猪撞大运》? Is this show called annabelle,or is it stupid lucky cow?
当然不是母猪撞大运 亲爱的 Bud: It's not called stupid lucky cow,hon.
叫做Annabelle 亲爱的 It's called annabelle,right,honey?
对 看 他明白 Yeah. See,he gets it.
所以他才能当上副执行制片人 That's why he is co-executive producer.
他给你开车好像还是昨天的事 Seems like just yesterday he was your driver.
是六个月之前 That was six months ago.
- 他怎么了? - 不知道 - What's the matter with him? - I don't know.
Megan 台词对调下 Megan,honey,we got to swap the lines around.
为什么? Why?
行 Fine.
开机 Picture's up.
开拍 and...action.
发牌 Hit me.
糟了 damn.
等花光了我前夫的钱 你打算怎么办? What do you want to do once we blow through my ex-husband' cash?
拿上他的信用卡去脱衣舞吧 I say we get his credit cards and go lap dancing.
跳还是看别人跳? Giving or getting?
无所谓 只要我内裤里火热就行 Doesn't matter to me. As long as there's a party in my pants.
天才 genius.
不好意思来晚了 Phillips: Sorry for the delay.
楼下全是狗仔队 It's a paparazzi jungle downstairs.
喜欢拍名人的不止Robbins医生一个 Yeah,well,doc robbins isn't the only one with a scrapbook.
说说情况 So where were you?
我就住大厅那边 我路过时看到门没关紧 My room is down the hall,and I was walking past. Saw the door ajar.
我进来 看到她这样 就报了警 Went inside and found her lying like that. So I called 911.
你知道谁跟她在一起吗? Do you know who was up here with her?
不知道 杀青之后 基本上所有演职人员都回洛杉矶了 No idea. Almost all of the cast and crew went back to L.A.After we wrapped,
但是Annabelle不肯半夜走 but annabelle won't travel at night.
所以她逼我也留下 So she made me stay behind.
"逼你"? 我还以为你是老板呢 "Made me"? I thought you were the boss.
电视这行不是那样的 虽然我是创始人 That's not how tv works. No. No,well,sure I created the show.
等节目大热 她走红了 When the show became a hit,she became a star.
我就成了拿高薪的小丑 I became a highly-paid butt monkey.
这也需要技巧 Well,it's a skill like anything else.
她想让我跟她一起坐豪华轿车回去 谈谈下次剧本的问题... She wanted me to ride back in the limo with her and give me notes on the next script,and...
也就是一路辱骂我 you know,emasculate me for a couple of hours.
看来她的头撞到了桌角 Looks like she struck her head on the edge of this table.
可能挣扎过 Possible struggle.
你最后一次见到她是什么时候? When was the last time you saw her?
杀青的时候 When we wrapped.
我醉得东倒西歪 I got really drunk.
吐了 然后又喝醉了 And then I threw up. Got drunk again.
回房 爬上床 只想死了算了 Went up to my room,crawled into bed and prayed for death.
我自己 不是要她死 Mine,not hers.
嘴紧闭着 Phillips: Jaw flexibility is minimal.
尸体正开始僵硬 Just going into rigor.
死亡时间在午夜左右 Puts tod around midnight.
呃... Grissom grissom.
是只橡胶鸡 It's a rubber chicken.
你干嘛? What are you doing?
我觉得用来做圣诞贺卡不错 Oh,I thought it would make a nice christmas card.
- 给我 - 对不起 我不好 - Give me that. - Oh,sorry,my bad.
我说 你应该说两句 Aw,come on. You got to say something.
比如 "我怀疑是禽兽行为" I suspect fowl play?
或者 "家禽证据" 说两句 Or,uh,that's poultry evidence? You know,something.
要死简单 Dying is easy.
喜剧才难 Comedy's hard.
犯罪现场调查 第八季 第16集 Two and a Half Deaths CSI Season08 Episode16 Two and a Half Deaths
《特别消息》 extra
从维加斯传来不可思议的消息 Some unbelievable news from las vegas today.
荧幕上最受欢迎的单身母亲 当红情景喜剧Annabelle主角Annabelle Tv's favorite unwed mother annabelle fundt star of the hit sitcom annabelle,
今早被发现死于酒店房间里 was found dead in her hotel room this morning.
目前没有细节消息 当局拒绝评论 At this time,we have no details and authorities are refusing to comment,
但是随后我们会奉上更多消息 but,of course,we'll have more details as this story develops.
好了 Murph There you go,murph.
我这就去化验 I'll get it to work.
水 苏打水 果汁... 没有酒 Water,sparkling water,juice... no booze.
冰箱里也一样 Ditto on the minibar.
工作的时候Annabelle不准喝酒 Spencer: Annabelle wasn't allowed to consume alcohol when she works.
出过事吗? Was there a problem?
你们都和我... 对着干! you are all... against me!
我再也受不了了! I can't take it anymore!
你们想毁了我! You are trying to sabotage me!
小孩 想摸摸我的新胸脯吗? hey,kid,want to feel my new boobs?
(救救我)
是保险问题 it was an insurance issue.
我来接手 Spencer I got it from here,spencer.
Grissom 他刚搭公司的飞机 从洛杉矶飞过来 Man: Grissom,this guy just flew in from L.A.On the studio jet.
叫做Stewart Little Name's stewart little.
发音是 赖-涛 It's pronounced,"lie-tell. "
Gil 她喜欢在壁橱里偷吃 Gil. We got a closet eater.
Annabelle有暴食症吗? was annabelle bulimic?
还用说 Oh,you bet she was.
- Spencer 不用什么都... - 没事 - Spencer,there's no need to get into... - it's all right.
她再也伤害不到我们了 She can't hurt us anymore. Yeah.
泰坦山泉 Yeah,she did the two-finger dessert,
她吃完了会催吐
至少让她在镜头前好看点 but at least the vomit seemed to take off what the camera put on.
一段不堪回首的经历 It's a terrible,terrible scourge.
Gil 壁橱里面还有一瓶尿 Gil. Found a bottle of urine in the closet as well.
她也有药品问题吗? Did she also have a drug problem?
什么叫"问题"? Uh,define "problem."
需要用别人的尿液才能通过药检 The kind that requires using other people's urine to pass a drug test.
那答案是肯定的 Then,yes.
拜托了 我想最后吻她一次 Please,I just want to kiss her good-bye.
先生 你不能那样做 We can't let you do that,sir.
她可是我老婆啊! But she's my wife!
- 你什么? - 老天 - Your what? - Ah,geez.
Mitch Mitch.
对 我和Annabelle两天前结了婚 Yeah,annabelle and i were married two days ago.
我才不信呢 Oh,I don't believe that.
真的 真的 我们说好了的 Oh,no,it's true. We had a deal.
她说如果我戒了可卡因 我们俩就结婚 She said if I gave up coke,then we could get married.
- 但你没戒毒 - 她不知道 - But you never gave up coke. - She didn't know that.
先生们! 电影公司 和你们俩 Gentlemen!The studio-- and both of you--
都依靠Annabelle的形象获利 have a substantial investment in annabelle's image,
或许有些话不该在这儿说 so perhaps this discussion could take place elsewhere.
Jim 该你了 hey,jim,you're up.
给你 There it is.
签名公证过了 也有证婚人 Signed,witnessed and notarized.
在你有权获得她财产的一半后 才两天 Brass: You know,it's a tragic coincidence that she died two days
她就死了 真是个悲惨的巧合 after you qualified for half of what she's worth.
真的? 我还以为这是光明的一面呢 Really? I thought that was the bright side.
你开玩笑? Spencer: Are you kidding me?
他是个寄生虫 无法摆脱 He's a parasite. He's a barnacle.
极度平庸 又极度惹人讨厌 He is the pimple on the ass of a mediocrity.
她三年前在苏市 一个喜剧俱乐部里发现了他 she picked him up three years ago in a comedy club at sioux city,
雇他给她开车 给她写剧本 再后来制作人 hired him to be her driver,then a writer,then a producer,
但他只会作威作福 but all he really did was push his weight around,
背着Annabelle 醉醺醺地去搞临时演员 get loaded and bang extras behind annabelle's back.
我没杀她 我爱她! I didn't kill her. I love her!
昨晚她让我去她房间的时候 她还活着 You know,when she called me to come to her room last night,she was alive.
但是你们新婚不久 为什么分卧室睡呢? But you were newlyweds. Why'd you sleep in different rooms?
她有种习惯 Well,she had kind of a rule about that.
她不喜欢我们做爱后看到我 She didn't like to look at me after we had sex.
关于这个鸡你了解多少? Atwh do you know about the chicken?
做爱的时候她也不喜欢看着我 She didn't like to look at me during sex,either.
- 你是不是个坏孩子? - 我是个坏孩子! - Are you a bad boy? - I'm a bad boy!
- 谁是你妈妈? - 你是我妈妈! - Who's your mama? - You're my mama!
- 说出来 - 妈妈! - Say it. - Mama!
好 现在开始叫 all right,now make that sound.
这是个经典的喜剧道具 this is a classic comedy prop.
至少可以追溯到杂耍表演时期 Goes way back probably at least to vaudeville.
但是你也许想知道 这个怎么会塞在Annabelle喉咙里 But you probably want to know how this ended up in annabelle's throat.
完全不知道 I got no idea.
我上次看到这个东西 是在洛杉矶一个舞台上 Last time I saw it,it was on a stage in L.A.
你开什么玩笑 Are you kidding me?
在我的戏里安插一只橡胶鸡? You put a rubber chicken in my show?
我像那种靠道具搞笑的喜剧演员吗? Do I look like a prop comic?
我-不是-那种-喜剧演员! I am not a prop comic!
真丢人 That was humiliating.
你肯定觉得很... 很糟糕 Yeah,you must have felt like... like an ass.
我们当然会拍完这集 Of course we're gonna finish the episode.
就差第二摄制组再拍几个镜头了 Just a couple of second unit shots to pick up on the lot. That's it.
Annabelle Fundt的绝影 等于收视率金矿 Annabelle fundt's final performance. It's ratings gold.
至少30%的总收视率 除非他们用那个垃圾跳舞节目对抗 30 share easy unless they throw that dancing crap at us.
这边 Lietel先生 This way,mr. Lietel.
先生 请跟我来 好吗? Sir,please. Stay with me,okay?
美女做高科技警方工作 Beautiful people doing high-tech police work.
可以拍一部这样的电视剧 There might be a series in this.
- 嘿 Little先生 坐 - "赖-特" - Hey,mr.Little. Have a seat. - "Lie-tell."
- 抱歉 - 好 我们开始 - Sorry. - Okay,here we go.
电梯闭路监视器显示 Annabelle在11点01分进入电梯 The elevator security cameras confirm annabelle's presence at 11:01 P.M.
根据酒店的房卡记录 And according to the hotel's key card access log,
她出电梯后很快进入房间 she entered her room immediately after exiting the elevator.
请你看看是否认得出去她楼层的人 Now,all you need to do is let us know if you recognize anybody getting off on her floor.
- 好吗? - 好 - Okay? - Okay.
- 那是Bud - 11点06分 - That'd be bud. - At 11:06.
11点07分进入房间 Suite was entered at 11:07 P.M.
在里面呆了大概20分钟 He stayed in there for roughly 20 minutes.
和口供一致 That's consistent with his statement.
但还是有充足的作案时间 But that's still plenty of time to kill her.
那可能是我们某个编剧 You know,that might be one of our writers.
怎么? 你不确定? What? You don't know for sure?
她自己雇佣他们 又炒掉他们 Lietel: They're writers. She hires 'em and she fires 'em.
怎么可能都认得? Who can keep track,right?
Annabelle出去了 Stokes: And there's annabelle going out.
等等 没见她下楼啊 Wait a minute. We never saw her going down.
她叫... Natasha 不记得姓什么 No,no,no,that'S... natasha something-or-other.
Annabelle的助手兼替身 That's annabelle's assistant/stand-in,whatever.
长的真像 Quite a resemblance.
Annabelle让她做了整形手术 弄得更像她 Annabelle made her get plastic surgery so they'd look more alike.
而且自己出钱 Paid for it out of her own pocket.
- 真大方 - 当然 - That's very generous. - Sure.
就当是大方吧 Let's call it generosity.
Natasha在11点57分出来 Well,natasha came back down at 11:57 P.M.,
拿着一个西装套 Carrying a garment bag.
就这些了 直到第二天早上Spencer发现尸体 And that's it until the next morning when spencer found the body.
她在干什么? What the heck is she doing?
半夜洗衣服? Going on a midnight laundry run?
你不是在问我吧 You're not asking me that question. I mean...
这是你们的工作吧? 因为我... that's your job,right? Because I...
长官 非要现在吗? cap'n,do we have to do this right now?
我要去机场 I'm on my way to the airport.
有录像证明你在Fundt女士 被杀死时出现在她房间 We have surveillance that places you in ms.Fundt's room around the time of her death,
走时拿着一个西装袋 leaving with a garment bag.
当然了 那是我的工作 Of course you did. That's one of my jobs.
我轻轻的敲门 她没有回应 I knocked real quiet-like,and when she didn't answer,
我用房卡进去 拿了袋子 悄悄出来 I let myself in,got the bag,and tiptoed out of there.
- 袋子里是什么? - 戏服 傻瓜 - What was in the bag? - Wardrobe,silly.
我得把衣服送上回洛杉矶的车 I had to put it on the truck to go back to L.A.
你看到Annabelle了吗? Did you see annabelle?
探长 Annabelle有严格规定 Cap'N. Miss annabelle had a firm rule.
如果她在睡觉 不能吵醒她 If she's asleep,don't wake her.
如果她醒着 没跟你说话前 也不要跟她说话 If she's awake,don't talk to her till she talks to you first.
不知道哪个神经正常的人会跟她说话 I don't know who in their right mind want to talk to that bitch anyway.
作为她的助理 这话挺刺 That's kinda harsh... coming from her assistant.
我还是随从 替身 任她使唤 And stand-in,and photo double and all-around whippin' girl.
你知道那个女人都让我承受什么吗? You have any idea what that woman put me through?
让医生把你的也弄成这样 感觉到了吗? 很不错吧 Tell the doctor to make yours feel like these! See? Nice,right?
好 Okay.
胸部植入垫 捏 捏 Right and left breast implants. Check... check.
食道前端有擦伤 但组织没有强烈的应激反应 There are abrasions in the upper esophagus,but no vital response in the tissue.
那橡皮鸡是死后被放进去的 Then the rubber chicken was inserted postmortem.
所以这不是死因 And,thus,not the cause of death.
可能是个嘴塞 抱歉 It might have been a gag. Sorry.
臀部植入物 Right and left buttock implants.
又翘又有弹性 High and firm. High and firm.
对 摸吧 That's right. Go ahead.
一块 又一块 Cheek... cheek.
死因是后脑创伤 硬膜下血肿 Cod subdural hematoma is the result of a sharp blow to the back of the skull.
其实她本来就在慢慢病死 If she hadn't gone quickly,she'd would have gone slowly.
这边是肝硬化 还有胃溃疡穿孔 There's cirrhosis of the liver,and near perforating stomach ulcers.
怎么了? David What's the matter,david?
她没有子宫 She's got no lady parts.
她做了子宫切除术 She had a hysterectomy.
那她为什么会用这个? Okay. then why was she using one of these?
回忆过往? Nostalgia?
就在电视巨星Annabelle Fundt 悲剧性死亡后一天 Just one day after the tragic and untimely death of tv superstar annabelle fundt,
我们有幸采访了几名演员 包括艾美奖得主Megan Kupowski extra caught up with some cast members,including emmy award-winning costar megan kupowski.
她的死实在让人悲伤 This is a profound tragedy.
Annabelle对我们产生了很大的影响 Annabelle had a huge impact on all of us,
我们会深深怀念她 and she will be deeply missed.
一路平安 Annabelle Godspeed,annabelle.
你也想她是不是 Binky? You miss her,too,don't you,binky?
跟Annabelle说再见吧 Wave good-bye to annabelle.
再见 Bye-bye.
又到每月那时候了? That time of the month,huh?
我知道 要选适合自己的女性用品不容易 I know. Picking out the right feminine product can be so hard.
你来取笑我还是帮我? You gonna mock me or help me?
一定要选? I have to choose?
我始终弄不好 I can't get this to work.
这大概是你没有合适的器具 Well,that's probably 'cause you don't have the right equipment.
你没有吧? 有吗? You don't,do you?
幸好你长的好看 You're lucky you're cute.
Annabelle fundt用卫生棉 摄入过量伏特加 Annabelle fundt was dosing mpr taheons with vodka.
- 真的有用吗? - 有点 - Does that even work? - Kinda.
就算是最吸水的卫生棉 也只能吸收19克液体 Even at their most absorbent,tampons only hold about 19 grams of fluid,
或者20毫升 or about 20 milliliters.
大姨妈的量是差不多 但不可能把一个酒鬼灌醉 Well,that's enough for aunt flo,but that is not gonna get an alcoholic drunk.
谁是大姨妈? Who's aunt flo?
也许她只是用来顶一顶酒瘾 All right. Well,maybe she was just doing it to take the edge off,
我不知道她是怎么做到的 因为我每次一放进去 but what I can't figure out is how she managed it because every time I throw one in here,
就涨成了海绵宝宝的方裤衩 it turns into spongebob squarepants.
你不能一开始就抽掉放入器 You don't take it out of the applicator first.
给我 Gimme.
谢谢 Thanks.
学着点 Watch and learn.
这样 所以才叫它放入器 There. That's why they call it an applicator.
- 我一直好奇它是怎么用的 - 男人都想知道 - I always wondered how that worked. - All men do.
如果Annabelle靠吸满伏特加的 卫生棉来过酒瘾 So,if annabelle was using vodka-soaked tampons to get drunk,
酒从何而来? 她的房间里没有酒 where was she getting the booze?There was none in her suite.
Henry说漱口水瓶里是纯伏特加 According to henry,it was full of pure vodka.
或许靠这种方法既可以喝到酒 又不会加重溃疡 Possibly a way of imbibing without aggravating her ulcers.
但愿她不会用醋和小苏打漱口 God,I hope she wasn't gargling with vinegar and baking soda.
- 不能消除齿菌斑 - 没错 - Wouldn't do much for plaque. - No.
你们觉得这看起来像什么? What does this look like to you?
- 溜冰的人妖 - 小狗 - Hermaphrodite on roller skesat. - A puppy.
我指的不是这块 是这里 No. Not this. This.
鞋印 Shoe impression.
三角鞋头 细跟 Triangular ball,narrow heel.
看起来是女人的鞋 Looks like a woman's shoe.
是的 有人踩在血迹上 应该不是死者 Yeah,somebody stepped in the blood. I doubt it was the vic.
是嫌犯 We got a suspect.
Grissom grissom.
他们愿意保护现场吗? Are they willing to hold the scene?
机场见 I'll meet you at the airport.
(《好汉两个半》的主角)
- 把布揭开 - 好的 探长 - Pull the cover off. - Sure thing,detective.
比电影特技更真实 So much for movie magic.
剧组准备用Annabelle的替身 完成这一集 The show was trying to finish up the episode using annabelle's photo double.
只是急驰而过 由第二摄制组负责 Simple drive-by. Second unit stuff.
车子失去控制 撞上了 Car went out of control. She wrecked.
救护人员马上赶来了 Paramedics were on the scene in minutes.
等他们把她从车里拉出来时 她已经死了 She was dead when they pulled her out.
她是Annabelle Fundt案的主要嫌疑人 Grissom: She was our prime suspect in the annabelle fundt case.
你来电话时 我们正要找她 We wanted to talk to her when we got the call from you.
有没有通灵板? You got a ouija board?
我有更好的 I got something better.
救命! Help!
天哪 她没事吧? Oh,my gosh,is she okay?
谁能动这辆车? So who had access to the car?
实际上这是Annabelle的私家车 Well,actually,it was annabelle's personal car.
剧组付租金向她租来用 She leased it,then made the studio pay her a rental fee to use it on the show.
法拉利? A ferrari?
一个为生计奔波的单身母亲可买不起 I thought she played a struggling single mom.
是她参加电台比赛赢来的 Oh,they had her win it in a radio contest.
那时起我就觉得这戏跳鲨鱼(不好看)了 For me, that's when the show jumped the shark.
剧组去拉斯维加斯前 车子锁在一辆卡车里 In any event,it was on a locked truck since before the company left for vegas.
这场戏本该在拉斯维加斯拍的 They were supposed to shoot that scene in vegas.
本该由Annabelle开这辆车 So annabelle was supposed to be driving this car.
是的 我们扣押了这辆车 Yep. We'll take it to impound.
尸体马上运走 有情况就通知你们 The body will go to mission road,and I'll let you know what we find.
谢谢 Thanks.
- Jim - 咋了? - Hey,jim. - Yeah?
"跳鲨鱼"是什么意思? What does that mean,"jumping the shark"?
记得那个Fonz吗? (电视剧《欢乐时光》角色) Well,remember the fonz?
Fonz? The fonz?
Binky! 醒醒! Binky 快醒醒! binky! No! Binky,wake up! Wake up!
上帝啊! 为什么! 为什么! oh,god! Why,god,why?
Binky! Binky! Binky! Binky!
怎么会这样? what is happening?
- 不好意思 Binky是啥? - 是条狗 I'm sorry. What's a binky?
知道了 真遗憾 Oh,okay. How sad.
洛杉矶犯罪实验室在法拉利的引擎 控制系统中找到了一块芯片 没有指纹 L.A.Crime lab found an after-market chip inside the ferrari's engine control system,but no prints.
只要有一台电脑 会捣鼓芯片 Well,anyone with a laptop who knows how to flash an eprom
任何人都能随心所欲地控制汽车 can get a car to do anything they want.
街头飙车族都这么干 Street racers do it all the time.
芯片很容易买到 而且无从查起 Chips are easy to obtain,virtually untraceable.
Flores探长会随时通知我们情况 Detective flores is keeping us in the loop.
我们去吃饭 We're gonna do breakfast.
好的 别拿好莱坞刺激我们 Okay. Don't go all hollywood on us,all right?
回见 I'll see you soon.
看看这个 Hodges: Hmm,check this out.
这是几天前Bud的婚礼 This is bud's wedding from a couple days ago.
他们订了"自然气息"婚礼 They went for the "breath of nature" package .
你怎么知道... Willows: And you know this because...
她戴着面纱 还用长春藤做装饰 She's wearing a veil. There's ivy on the trellis.
可贵了 That cost extra,you know?
原来Annabelle也是性情中人 God,it's nice to know that annabelle was a romantic.
难说 Mm,I'm not so sure about that.
说起来 我认为这是工作餐 所以我还算是在上班 Oh,and just so you know,I'm considering this a working lunch,so I did not clock out.
在看看这个 Take a gander at this.
等着结婚的人用手机拍的 Next guy up to be married catches this on his cell phone,
他把这段录像卖了 因为他知道价值很大 then he sells it 'cause he realizes what he has.
但意义比他想的更重大 But he caught more than he thought he did.
Annabelle下巴上没痣 annabelle didn't have a mole on her chin.
她只是替身 不是新娘 Always a stand-in,never a bride.
Bud没和Annabelle结婚 Bud didn't marry annabelle.
他娶的是扮作Annabelle的Natasha He married natasha pretending to be annabelle.
不过有件事可以确定 Well,one thing's for sure.
她们的死都不是装的 Neither one of them's pretending to be dead.
Bud撒了谎 I guess that makes bud a liar.
他有麻烦了 Then he's moving up.
就在几年前 Bud Parker还只是 爱荷华州苏市一个酒保助理 a few short years ago,bud parker was just another iowa barback slinging drinks in sioux city.
Annabelle Fundt将他领入了花花世界 Annabelle fundt was his ticket out.
好莱坞式的一见钟情 It was love at first sight,hollywood-style.
Bud以迅雷之势从万人之下 升到了万人之上 Bud climbed from the bottom rung to the top of the heap in record time.
Annabelle和我是天生一对 Annabelle and me were made for each other.
我们惺惺相惜 You know,she's got my back,and I've got hers.
我们的感情越来越深 想点幽默的出来! More,but less and funnier!
我们都喜爱动物和大腿健美器 We share a love of animals,thighmasters,
喜欢漫步海滩 帮助穷人之类的 long walks on the beach,poor people,stuff.
我们品性圣洁 We're very spiritual,
- 对不? Bud - 没错 - right,bud? - Oh,yeah.
像达赖喇嘛 Dalai lama.
- 办公室不错嘛 - 谢谢 - Brass: Nice office. - Yeah,thanks.
小心那个艾美奖杯 伙计 Hey,easy on the emmy there,buddy.
- 这就是艾美奖杯? - 是的 - Is that what this is? - Yeah.
你们有搜查令吗? Whoa,don't you need a search warrant for that?
这些都是你的? Are these yours?
不然我该怎么办? What was I supposed to do?
她喝醉了以后很恐怖 但清醒时更吓人 She was a mean drunk,but she was worse when she was sober.
你灌醉她 然后和Natasha暗渡陈仓? So you kept her liquored up while you schtupped natasha?
什么? What?
洛杉矶法医发现 Natasha的阴道中有精液 L.A.Coroner's office found semen in natasha's vaginal canal.
洛杉矶法医干嘛捣鼓Natasha的阴道? What's the L.A.Coroner's office doing in natasha's vaginal canal?
Bud 你是不是有话想说? Is there something you want to tell us,bud?
好吧 All right.
她那里的...可能是我的...明白不 That's probably my,you know,in her...
明白 we know.
所以你用Natasha作为替身 举行了婚礼 So you faked your wedding; you used natasha as a photo double;
Annabelle死后你继承巨额遗产 接着和Natasha平分 想得美呀 annabelle dies; you inherit everything she had; split it with natasha. Nice plan.
不是 不是 No. No,no,no,no.
本来的计划是这样 但人不是我们杀的 Well,yeah,that was the plan,but we didn't kill her.
Natasha到她房间时她已经死了 When natasha went up to her room,she was already dead.
该死! 我想亲手干掉她 Damn! I was looking forward to this.
我认为是你杀了Annabelle I think natasha found her dead because you killed annabelle.
然后把唯一知道内情的Natasha也杀了 Then you killed the only person who knew about the plan: Natasha.
我干嘛要杀Natasha? Why would I kill natasha?
干她和干Annabelle没区别 她还不会骂我硬不起来 Doing her was like doing annabelle,except she didn't yell at me when I couldn't get it up.
你为什么要改编她车子芯片的程序? Why'd you reprogram the computer chip in her car?
车里还有电脑芯片? There are computer chips in cars?
我们不知道你到底干了什么 Look,I don't know who you killed or who you didn't kill,
但我们能以共谋罪逮捕你 but I do know we can hold you for conspiracy to commit.
逮捕我? You can?
- 你刚承认了 - 我承认了? - You just admitted it. - I did?
Mike Mike.
我还以为这些人是临时演员 I thought these guys were extras.
事情严重了 That went really badly.
你喜欢他的才能? So you like him for it?
一点都不喜欢 There's nothing about this guy I like.
但如果他能顺利逃脱两起谋杀罪名 But if he's smart enough to pull off a double homicide,
他就应该得奖 他比剧里所有演员都演得好 he deserves one of these 'cause he's a better actor than anyone on the show.
想不想猜猜橡皮鸡上有啥? Simms: Care to guess what was on that rubber chicken?
除了Bud的屁股蛋儿? Other than bud's ass?
有一个未知的男性 I found one unknown male contributor,
此人的DNA与壁橱中找到的 那瓶尿液中的DNA相吻合 but this guy's dna matched the urine from the water bottle in the closet.
嗯 尿急起来就顾不了那么多 Okay.any port in a storm
亲爱的 你该休息下 用用漱口水 Honey,why don't you take ten and go get minty fresh?
我会的 多谢关心 I think I will. Thanks.
Greg 有何发现? Okay,greg,what do you got?
我把监控录像倒回到 谋杀当天早些时候 Well,I wawos rking my way back from the time of the murder to earlier in the day.
看好了 Check this out.
编剧? Willows: It's the writing staff?
七点左右 四个男人上楼了 Around 7:00,four guys go up.
半个钟头后 三个人下楼 几分钟后Annabelle也下楼了 After about a half hour,three come down,followed a couple minutes later by annabelle.
第四个人哪儿去了? What happened to the fourth rider?
我觉得这个人就是午夜时分 独自下楼的那个 I think he's the one who came down alone close to midnight.
他喝的是泰坦山泉 Willows: He's drinking titan springs water.
跟谋杀现场装尿液的瓶子牌子相同 That's the brand bottle I found at the murder site filled with urine.
就是说他在等Annabelle回来 So this guy might have been waiting for annabelle when she came back.
然后这个喜剧编剧出柜了 looks like a comedy writer meca out of the closet.
我猜这种事多了 I doubt if it's the first time.
我听说《波士顿法律》正在找编剧 I hear boston legal's looking for writers.
- 那也算喜剧吗? - 不算 - How is that a comedy? - It's not.
- 正合适你去写 - 有趣 - That's why you'd be perfect for it. - Funny.
谁联系过《好汉两条半》剧组吗? Anybody have a contact at two and a half men?
我宁愿跟Annabelle上床 也不写那个破烂剧 I'd rather sleep with annabelle than write that crap.
- Annabelle都死了 - 我就是说说 - Annabelle's dead. - I'm saying.
有事吗? Can we help you?
我要采集你们所有人的DNA样本 I'm gonna need to collect a dna sample from all of you.
听上去不妙 Doesn't sound good.
也不是很糟 Brass: It's really not so bad.
我们知道你们三人在Annabelle死亡 当晚七点左右去了她的套房 Now,we know that the three of you went up to annabelle's suite around 7:00 P.M. The night she died.
那算是这个节目的传统仪式 It's kind of a ritual on the show.
六点到七点 是开胃菜 6:00 to 7:00 is cocktails.
七点八点 撅好屁股等着 7:00 to 8:00 is bend over and take it.
但你们在电梯里是四个人 But there were four of you in the elevator.
没错 我 Don Eddie还有个新来的 Yeah,me,don,eddie,and the new guy.
抱歉 你是谁? I'm sorry. Who are you?
Jimmy 新编剧 Jimmy,new writer.
嘿 Jimmy 欢迎光临地狱 Hey,jimmy. Welcome to hell.
Annabelle和Bud什么人都要 朋友 酒吧招待 毒品贩子 Annabelle and bud would hire anybody: Friends,bartenders,drug dealers.
他们会呆几周 赚点钱 然后消失 They'd last a couple weeks,suck down a few paychecks,then disappear.
怎么能找到这个新人Jimmy? So how do we find the new guy jimmy?
仔细想想 到维加斯后就没见过他 Come to think of it,uh,I haven't seen him since vegas.
还以为他在Annabelle调教我们时走了 We figure he snuck out of the hotel room while annabelle was reaming us out.
你觉得他是凶手? You think he's the one who killed her?
可能性很大 不是吗? It's kinda looking that way,isn't it?
我们看上去卷入谋杀了吗? Does that,like,make us accessories to murder?
- 没有 - 哦 该死 - Not likely. - Aw,damn.
告诉别人我们卷入此案会犯法吗? Is it against the law to tell people we are?
- 因为我们很想说 - 是的 - Because we would really like to do that. - Yes.
Richard Langford 职业: 演员 街头表演者
- 如果看到这个人 请致电 - 如果看到这个人 请致电警方 - If you see that man,call the number,please? - If you see this guy,would you call pd for me?
谢谢 Thank you.
先生 如果看到这个人 请致电 Sir,if you see this man,call this number,please.
先生 如果看到这个人 请致电 sir,see that man,call that number,please.
看到这个人的话 请致电 if you see this man,call this number.
如果看到这个人 请致电 Call that number if you see that man.
Rick rick.
Richard Langford? Richard langford?
你被捕了 you're under arrest.
浪费喜剧是最大的不智 A mime is a terrible thing to waste.
调查中的主要嫌疑人 Richard Langford One of the main suspects in the investigation appears to be richard langford,
他身材强壮 在热门剧中 担当过令人难忘的角色 an actor who,strangely enough,played a memorable bit part on the hit tv show.
好了 像新的一样 All right,good as new.
- 你确定? - 也许你该再检查一遍 - Are you sure? - Maybe you should check it again.
不用了 真的 完全修好了 No,really,it's completely totally fixed.
- 再查下 - 好的 - Check it. - Okay.
但Richard Langford在此剧中的表演 是他演艺生涯中的最后一次 But richard langford's appearance on the annabelle show would be his last.
三年多以来 这位初出茅庐 的演员一直被演艺界遗忘 For more than three years,the fledgling actor was off the showbiz radar until now.
听着 伙计 我能解释 我们能谈谈吗? 我没... Oh,listen,man. I can explain. Can we talk about this? I did not...
不! 住手! 哦 上帝! 不! no! Stop! Oh,god! No!
我是名艺术家! 我是名艺术家! I am an artist,man! I'm an artist!
我上过电视! I was on television!
他们本来会让我做常驻演员 一个有趣的水管工角色 They were gonna make me a regular. You know... the funny plumber?
发生了什么? So what happened?
她想和我上床 She wanted to have sex with me.
- 谁? - Annabelle - Who did? - Annabelle.
我说我结婚了 不能这么做 她就炒了我 Then when I told her that I was married and couldn't,she had me fired.
然后 我再也找不到工作了 妻子离开了我 And then I couldn't find any more work and my wife left me
我住在车里 结果还换给了 I'm living in my car which is what I wound up trading to the dude
有装扮机器人特许权的家伙 that owned the robot guy franchise on that corner.
这还要特许权? It's a franchise?
当然 当然 我们遍布全国 Yeah,yeah,yeah,we're all over the country.
你在Annabelle的壁橱里干吗? What were you doing in annabelle's closet,richard?
我看到剧组来了 我想是否能... Well,I-I saw the show was in town,and I thought that if maybe
跟她谈谈 让她再给我一次机会 I could talk to her that she'd give me another chance,you know?
管它呢? 我又是单身了 I mean,what the hell? I'm not married anymore.
如果走投无路 我也会上她 I'd do her if I absolutely had to.
我知道你和其他的编剧混上了电梯 然后呢? I know you snuck up the elevator with the writers. What then?
他们都没注意到我的存在 They barely noticed I was there.
我怎么跟你们说的这只烂鸡? What did I tell you about this goddamn chicken,huh?
我的剧里不能出现道具鸡 I do not want a prop chicken in my show.
看到剧本上的名字了吗? Annabelle! Did you see the name on the script? Ann-a-belle!
Annabelle 不是蠢鸡... Annabelle,not dumb ch...
我打算等编剧们都走了再和她谈 I was gonna talk to her after the other writers left,
然后她也走了 我只能等... and then she left,too,so I just...
躲在壁橱里 hid in the closet.
吃糖果 在瓶子里撒尿 eating candy bars and peeing in a bottle.
这些我也知道 I know that,too.
她回来后发生了什么? What happened when she got back?
她叫来了Bud She called bud.
- 你是坏孩子吗? - 我是坏孩子! - Are you a bad boy? - I'm a bad boy!
- 谁是你妈妈? - 你是我妈妈 - Who's your mama? - *****
有的东西 你看见了 就总也忘不掉 Richard: There's some stuff,once you see it You can't ever unsee it.
我猜他没能完事儿 I-I-I guess he couldn't get the job done.
对不起 宝贝 我努力了 sorry,baby. I tried.
出去 出去 你这个废物! 出去! Get out. Get out,you useless waste of skin! Get out!
晚安 Good night.
终于只有她一个人了 Finally,she was alone.
Annabelle Annabelle...
我认识你吗? do I know you?
水管工! plumber guy!
然后我只知道 她抓住了我的... the next thing I know,she grabs my...
那是个意外 伙计 我对上帝发誓 It was an accident,man. I swear to god.
鸡是怎么回事? What about the chicken?
什么鸡? What chicken?
橡皮鸡 上边有你的DNA 伙计 the rubber chicken with your dna on it,man.
那只鸡 That chicken.
那个... 比起来 不太像意外... Yeah,that-that was less of an accident than the accident... was an accident.
我想着 也许能嫁祸给... I-I thought maybe I could blame it on...
Bud或其中一个编剧 on bud or one of the other writers.
如果她的死亡只是个意外 Richard 你为什么不报警? If her death was really an accident,richard,why didn't you just call the police?
得了 伙计 我溜到她房间 Oh,come on,man. I snuck into her suite.
我藏在她的壁橱里 然后她死了 这看上去像什么? I-I hid in her closet,and then she dies? How's that gonna look on my resume?
像蓄意谋杀 Like premeditated murder.
你认识谁想买扮机器人的特许权吗? You know anybody who wants to buy a robot guy franchise?
就这样? So that's it?
这个衣橱偷窥机器人的蛋蛋被抓了 然后电视明星就死了? Robot-man-closet-stalker guy gets his package grabbed and the tv star dies?
经典剧情啊 It is the classic story.
- 你找我们? 医生 - 是的 - You wanted to see us,doc? - Yeah.
我在处理Annabelle的残留药物时 发现了点奇怪的东西 I was disposing of annabelle's medical waste,and I noticed something strange.
一般血肿都伴有一些纤维组织 With hematomas,there's almost always some fibrous tissue,
但是她大脑中的血液没有凝固 but the blood in her brain never clotted.
她是个酒鬼 She was an alcoholic.
是的 但是因为保险的要求 剧组每半年就要做一次体检 True,but the show required a physical every six months for insurance purposes,
我查了她的体检记录 so I went through her medical records.
在她最嗜酒的时候 她的凝血功能也是正常的 Clotting function was normal even at the height of her alcoholism.
- 所以她没有血友病 - 没有 - So no hemophilia,either. - Nope.
这个情况是血液凝结受抑 What we have here is failure to coagulate.
血检查出了速抗凝 INR指数4.0 Her blood tested positive for hemadin with an inr of 4.0
比临床指标略高 That's slightly higher than clinical levels.
有没有其他理由解释 为什么她服用抗凝血剂? Are you sure that there's no other reason why she might have been taking blood thinners?
她有胃溃疡 Uh,she had ulcers.
是不允许服用抗凝血剂的 Blood thinner would never be prescribed.
速抗凝不是软性毒品 Stokes: Hemadin's not really a recreational drug.
她是怎么摄入的? How'd it get into her system?
我重新检查了她房里 所有的食物和饮料 I retested all the food and drink in her suite,
在她装着伏特加的漱口水瓶里 发现有速抗凝 and there was hemadin in her vodka-filled mouthwash bottle.
这么说真的有人下毒 So somebody was poisoning her.
是的 这个人知道她的漱口水瓶里 装的是什么 Yeah,somebody who knew she was doing more than swishing her mouthwash.
要是Annabelle的血液里 没有这么多速抗凝 If annabelle hadn't have had these high levels of hemadin in her blood,
她能活下来吗? could she still be alive?
虽然她的头部受伤严重 Well,her head injury was serious.
但是不得不说 她体内的抗凝血剂 But I'd have to say the blood thinner in her system could well
决定了她的生死 have been the difference between her living and dying.
血液没能凝结 但是人命了结了 So the clot doesn't thicken,but the plot does.
还有呢 洛杉矶法医来电话 Get this. L.A.Coroner's office called.
Natasha体内也有速抗凝 There was hemadin in natasha's system as well.
可能来自于Bud的带药伏特加 Probably from drinking bud's tainted vodka.
所以Annabelle和Natasha 都摄入了同一种毒 So annabelle and natasha were ingesting the same poison.
除了Bud 还有谁知道 Annabelle的漱口水是酒? Other than bud,who knew annabelle was drinking her mouthwash?
我知道 I know who.
在加班? Brass: Working late?
不 只是与一段辉煌的过去告别 No. Just saying good-bye to a wonderful part of my past.
我们想你谈谈 We'd like to talk to you.
好的 谈什么? Oh,of course. About what?
速抗凝 先谈谈这个吧 Grissom: Hemadin,among other things.
神奇的药物 Oh,a miracle drug.
让Binky活到了...昨天 It's what kept binky alive. Well... until yesterday.
也杀死了Annabelle和Natasha It also killed annabelle and natasha.
真的? 太诡异了 Really? How odd.
我们问过你的兽医 We check edwith your vet.
他说你多买了些速抗凝 因为你的狗吐掉了很多 He said you ordered extra refills of hemadin because your dog spitting it out?
是的 调皮可怜傻傻的Binky Yes. Fussy,silly,sad little binky.
噢 我真想他 Oh,I miss him so.
不想Annabelle? Not annabelle?
不怎么想 Not so much.
看看这个 Take a look at this,will you?
亲爱的 你该休息下 用用漱口水 Honey,why don't you take ten and go get minty fresh.
我会的 多谢关心 I think I will. Thanks.
开拍 Director: And action.
漱口水 Minty fresh.
你知道Annabelle的漱口水实际是酒 她也明白你知道 You knew about the alcohol in annabelle's mouthwash,and she knew you knew about it.
但是她不知道 你往里面加了 你的狗用抗凝血剂 But what she didn't know is that you were spiking it with your dog's blood thinners.
真精彩 先生们 Bravo,gentlemen.
你们该去把这个注册了 因为在这里 隔墙有耳 You should register that,because around here,the walls have ears.
这段剧情会出现在别人的剧本里 但你们一分钱也拿不到 That's going to end up in somebody's script,and guess who won't get credit. You.
是啊 但是我们还没说完 Brass: Yeah,we're not done.
因为Annabelle一时还没死 So when annabelle wouldn't kick off soon enough to suit you,
你就对她车上的芯片动了手脚 you tampered with the computer chip in her car,
你知道一点小事故 都可以让她流血致死 knowing that even a minor accident would cause her to bleed out and die.
但是剧组要赶工 最后上车的是Natasha But the scene kept getting pushed,and in the end,it was natasha,
而不是Annabelle not annabelle who was at the wheel.
这完全是幻想 This is utterly fantastic.
这个恶毒的女二号知道怎么做 因为... And this malevolent second banana knows how to do this because...
她是个神童 是国家荣誉生 耶鲁最优异毕业生 等等 she's a child genius-- national honor society,mensa, yale summa cum laude,all that crap.
- 我没这么说 - 我是在帮你润色人物 - I didn't say that. - No,I'm coloring the character in for you.
是的 她是个天才 等等等等 Okay,yeah,so she's a brainiac and blah,blah,blah,
但还是不能解释 她为什么有 汽车控制芯片编程这种特殊技能 but that still doesn't explain how she got the specific expertise to program the car's engine control chip.
有了 I've got it.
她有个浪荡的叔叔住在罗马 是个汽车软件工程师 She has a degenerate uncle giuseppe who works as an automotive software engineer in rome.
- 她有? - 你有? - She does? - You do?
他教她做这个 以换取某些见不得光的回报 And he showed her how to do it in exchange for certain unsavory favors.
等等 这听起来像是....怎么说的? Oh,wait a minute. That sounds like a,uh... what do you call it?
编剧的妙计 Writers' contrivance.
是的 有点夸张 但每集都会有几处 Yeah,yeah,it's a bit of a reach,but you get one per episode.
所以 他们派了国际刑警来抓这个人 So they send interpol to arrest the guy.
他们怎么找到他? How did they know how to finhid m?
请不要在细节上过多的纠缠? Could you please not get bogged down in details?
不管怎样 他们铐着这个人 来到达芬奇国际机场 Anyway,so they're escorting the guy in handcuffs onto the plane at da vinci international airport,and,
然后 嘣! and...kaboom!
他在巴斯克分离主义分子的 恐怖袭击中被杀死了 He's killed in a terrorist attack by basque separatists.
巴斯克分离主义分子在西班牙吧? Shouldn't basque separatists be in spain?
噢 好极了 Oh,it's great.
具备所有精彩要素 情节吸引人 角色夺目 It's got everything you'd want: Narrative propulsion,memorable characters,
意外与密谋精巧地交织在一起 a felicitous intertwining of the random and the deliberate.
就一个问题 Just one question.
- 什么? - 她的动机是什么? - What's that? - What's her motivation?
或许她受够了虐待和侮辱 Maybe she was tired of all the constant abuse and humiliation.
是的 她也越来越老了 Grissom: Yeah,she's not getting any younger.
她知道上了年纪在好莱坞意味着什么 She knows how hollywood deals with aging actresses.
她也知道时间是她的敌人 Brass: Yeah,she knows time is not on her side.
她想踢开那个贱人 自己做女一号 She figures she'll bump off the bitch and move herself up to number one.
你们真棒 但是还有一个问题 You're very good,but you've still got a problem.
- 什么? - 没有确实的证据 - What's that? - No hard evidence.
没指纹 也没有什么毛发可以检测 No fingerprints,no hairs you can stick in a machine
没法给陪审团足以定罪的证据 that spits out the kind of truth juries lap up like a saucer of warm milk.
我们可以把最好的留到最后 How do you know we're not saving the best for the last act?
你们有吗? Are you?
要是你有 就放马过来 Because if you've got it,bring it on.
正如我所料 屁都没有 Just as I thought. Bubkes.
你们想"不管那么多 试试再说" So you figure,"what the hell? Give it a shot."
所以你们策划了一顿轰炸 用尽技巧 You cook up this weak gruel of spindly circumstances and wild conjecture
就想看看能不能让女二号上钩 just to see if you can rattle banana 2.0's cage,
就想看看她会招供什么 just to see what she gives up,
但是她太冷静了 什么都没吐露 but she's way too cool and in the end reveals nothing.
她笑了笑说 She simply smiles and says,
先生们 失陪了 "gentlemen,if you'll excuse me,
我还有个CBS的13集连续剧要拍 I have a 13-episode commitment from cbs to attend to."
叫做《Megan一家》 It's called megan's family.
之后 她和她的情人兼执行制片人 And with that,she and her lover- slash-executive producer turn
转身大摇大摆的离开了 and make their grand exit.
我们会注意你们的 We'll be watching you.
周一晚九点半 中部时间八点半播出 Mondays-- 9:30,8:30 central.
忘了吧 Gil 在伯班克就是这样 Forget it,gil. It's burbank.
啊 真糟糕 Ugh,that looks bad.