And now smiling Uncle Smiley...
your musical philosopher...
will talk to you on self-control.
Here he is.
OK, Uncle Smiley, do your stuff.
Hello, hello, hello, my friend.
Today, we conquer anger with a smile. Ha ha ha ha ha!
Have you ever lost your temper?
Hmm? Have you?
Who, me? Oh, no.
No, no, no.
Well, you can control that temper, my friend.
It's very simple.
Here's the secret. Listen.
# When anger rises in your soul #
# Laugh and count to ten #
# Self-control should be your goal #
# Laugh and count to ten #
Now, isn't that a wonderful philosophy? Huh?
Yeah. Good stuff, good stuff.
I'm going to do it.
# Laugh and count to ten #
I'm so tired.
So!
This is a fine state of affairs.
Always remember to count 10 when your anger rises.
One, two, three, four...
five, six, seven...
For gosh sakes, it worked.
# Self-control should be your goal #
# Laugh and count to ten #
Ow!
Go on! Scram!
Ha ha ha ha!
And now listen to this happy little tune.
# When you're tangled up in trouble #
# Don't fret the livelong day #
# For trouble's just a bubble #
# Just laugh your cares away #
- Ha ha ha ha ha! - Ha ha ha ha!
You doggone caterpillar.
Ow!
Brr!
One, two...
three, four...
five, six...
Ah. Uh-oh. Ah.
So!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Now, for instance, take the birdies...
our little feathered friends.
Aw, you take 'em.
They never lose their tempers...
and don't we love them all? Hmm?
OK. Skip it.
And now let us sing like the birdies do.
# Tweet tweet tweet, tweet tweet tweet #
# The birds sing merrily #
# Tweet tweet tweet, tweet tweet tweet #
# They're happy as can be #
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Hey! Get out of there!
The very idea, ruining my lemonade.
What do you think that is, a swimming pool?
You stupid little dumbbell.
Scram, you red-headed so-and-so!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
And remember, always ignore petty trifles, won't you?
Yeah, that's right.
I'll just ignore him.
So what? I'll just ignore him.
Ha! Just a petty trifle.
What's going on?
This is a fine how do you do.
So... petty trifles, huh?
I'll get him! I'll slaughter him!
That's the last straw!
So!
So! I'll get you this time!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
And now, friends...
we bring our little program to a close by singing.
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha #
# Laugh and count to ten #
Grr!
I can't stand it!
I can't stand it any longer!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Now all together. Let's count up to ten.
- One, two, three... - Oh, yeah?
Four, five...
Six, seven and a half!