这里是好莱坞。 This is Hollywood.
真实与虚幻的国度。 Land of the real and the unreal.
不真实的是演员。 The unreal are the actors.
而卷轴，只不过是用来放胶卷的。 And the reel, nothing more than a thing to put film on.
从这里看，我猜它和你的家乡没有太大的不同。但你怎么知道? From up here, I guess it doesn't look very much different from your hometown. But how would you know?
你不会从飞机上到处看你的家乡。 You don't go around looking at your hometown from a plane.
在这个小镇上，有献身精神的人们把醒着的每一个小时都用他们各种各样的才能来制造一种产品，唯一的目的就是把你从残酷的现实生活中带出来，进入奇妙的虚幻之地。 This is a town where dedicated people spend every waking hour applying their varied talents to the making of a product, the only purpose of which is to take you away from the harsh realities of life into the wondrous land of Make-Believe.
你喜欢什么? What's your pleasure?
西部吗? Westerns?
芝士蛋糕吗? Cheesecake?
悬念? Suspense?
残忍吗? Brutality?
爱情故事怎么样? How about a love story?
是的，一个爱情故事。 Yes, a love story.
我非常爱你。 I love you very much.
说出来很琐碎。 Saying it is very trivial.
我也爱你。 I love you too.
噢，我的好男人。 Oh, my beautiful, wonderful man.
我可以听你说上几个小时。 I could listen to you for hours.
但那会使我失去你温柔的双唇。 But that would deprive me of the tenderness of your lips.
不要再说了。 Don't speak anymore.
我也不会。 Nor shall I.
吻我吧，我的爱人。 Kiss me, my love.
是的，这就是好莱坞。 Yes, this is Hollywood.
在那里，只要花一张票的钱，他们就会带你去任何你想去的地方。 Where, for just the price of a ticket, they will take you anyplace you want to go.
任何地方都可以，除了一个地方。 Anyplace that is, except one.
他们很少会让你进入下面的摄影棚，那里是他们酿造神奇药水的地方。 Seldom will they let you inside one of those sound stages down there, where their magic potion is brewed.
我们会告诉你为什么。 And we'll show you why.
有时候好人也怕马。 Sometimes the good guys are afraid of horses.
如果他们怕马，他们肯定不会让他们用真正的石头砸马。 And if they're afraid of horses, they're certainly not going to let them use real rocks on them.
你认为这是一个受虐待的女孩。 Mistreated girl, you think.
她曾是海军陆战队的中量级冠军。 She was formerly middleweight champion of the Marine Corps.
情人吗? The lovers?
在现实生活中，这两个人是夫妻。 In real life, these two are man and wife.
好吧。我们来拍一下。 All right. Here we go for a take.
你能不能别坐在我的夹克上? Would you mind not sitting on my jacket?
傻瓜，如果我有办法，我现在就坐在另一个州了! If I had my way, stupid, I'd be sitting in another state!
噢,是吗?是啊! Oh, yeah? Yeah!
听着，笨蛋!如果不是我，如果不是你? Well, listen, nitwit! If it wasn't for me-- If it wasn't for you?
嘿，你这个廉价的银幕临时演员，我真该打你的嘴! Why, you cheap imitation of a screen extra, I ought to smack you right in the mouth!
灯。 Lights.
相机。 Camera.
行动。 Action.
除此之外，你就是我梦寐以求的梦。 Besides everything else, you're the very dream that I dreamed.
除了经常在银幕上看到的人们的幕后活动外，我们还想向您展示电影中沙皇和皇后及其继承人的幕后活动。 Aside from the behind-the-scenes activities of the people that are constantly seen on the silver screen, we would like to show you the behind-the-scenes activities of the motion-picture tsars and tsaresses and their tsurisses.
为了不让它成为一部完全枯燥乏味的纪录片，我们请来了一位最杰出、最聪明的白痴。 And so as not to make this in any way a completely dry and stilted documentary, we have acquired the services of one the most prominent and highly intelligent idiots available.
这里是互助影业公司。 This is Paramutual Pictures Incorporated.
这是一个非常成功和富有的电影制作公司的内部工作大脑。 And this is the inner working brain of a highly successful and wealthy company of motion-picture makers.
此外，我们每天都在亏损，你怎么能指望我们继续成为非常成功和富有的电影制作人呢? And furthermore, how do you expect us to continue to be highly successful and wealthy motion-picture makers when constantly, day after day, we're losing money?
此外，最重要的是，我们不会失去票房收入。 And furthermore and most important, we're not losing that money at the box office.
我想那是因为“电影是你最好的娱乐”。 I suppose that's because "Movies Are Your Best Entertainment."
阿门。我提到的我们经常损失的钱，就在这里，在演播室里。 Amen Now. This money that I mentioned that we're constantly losing, it's here, in the studio.
我们必须弄清楚钱是怎么来的，去了哪里，谁拿到了钱! And we must find out how and where it's going and who's getting it!
现在，坐在我旁边的是著名的效率专家，著名的富富律师事务所的富富尔先生。 Now, I have sitting beside me Mr. Fumble, of the distinguished firm of Fumble, Fidgett and Fuss, the famous efficiency experts.
我已经请了这位先生来帮我们找出为什么三千多名互惠影业的员工在浪费钱。 I've asked Mr. Fumble here to help us find out why money is being wasted by some 3,000 employees of Paramutual Pictures.
简而言之，我们需要一个效率专家来了解这个工作室的日常工作，并向我们报告任何财务漏洞或超支。 In short, we need an efficiency expert to be exposed to the everyday routine of this studio and report to us any financial leak or excess spending.
汤姆,亲爱的。 Tom, dear.
你是家里的商人，你一直是最聪明的。到现在为止。 You're the businessman of the family, and you've always been the smartest. Up to now.
但这是不对的，汤姆，亲爱的。 But this is not the way, Tom, dear.
恕我直言，这是行不通的。 With due respect to Mr. Fumble, it simply will not work.
我可以问一下，为什么吗? And may I ask, why?
是的。为什么? Yes. Why?
因为这是一个没人认识的人的工作。 Because this is a job for someone that nobody knows.
我的生意很好，我不会接受一个我觉得我们不能把工作做到最好的任务。 Well, I have a very good business, and I simply will not take on an assignment that I feel we can't do our best work with.
因此，我必须退出。 And therefore, I must withdraw.
可是，福布尔先生! But, Mr. Fumble!
我警告你，如果你想成功的话，一定要选一个没人认识的人。 And I warn you, if this is to be a successful venture on your part, be sure that you pick someone that nobody knows.
但是没有人! But nobody!
先生们。 Gentlemen.
女士们。 Ladies.
一个没人认识的人? Someone nobody knows?
厄玛Paramutual吗? Irma Paramutual?
自从我们开张以来你就一直在这里。 You've been around here since we opened the place.
尤利西斯Paramutual吗? Ulysses Paramutual?
不，你也待得太久了。 No, you've been around too long too.
艾伯特Paramutual吗? Albert Paramutual?
不。大家都认识你。 No. Everybody knows you.
Paramutual。Paramutual。Paramutual。 Paramutual. Paramutual. Paramutual.
只有互惠互利。 Nobody but Paramutuals.
一个没人认识的人。 Someone nobody knows.
汤姆，我认为为了得到你想要的信息，我们应该找一个不仅没人认识的人，而且那个人根本不在乎我们的问题，也不在乎别人的问题。 Tom, I maintain that in order to get the information that you want, we should get somebody that not only nobody knows, but someone that couldn't care less about our problems, or anybody else's for that matter.
你是什么意思? How do you mean?
我的意思是我们需要一个非常关心自己问题的人他不会知道我们真的想让他为我们当间谍。 I mean that we need somebody who is so concerned with his own problems that he won't know that we literally want him to spy for us.
这个人应该是一个不在乎钱的人，一个不在乎我们怎么花钱，不在乎我们有多少钱，也不在乎别人有多少钱的人。 And it should be somebody who doesn't care about money, who doesn't care how we spend ours or how much we have or how much anybody else has.
你在哪里找到这样的人? Just where do you find this sort of someone?
老实说，汤姆，我觉得你不知道。 Frankly, Tom, I don't think you do.
我们想要的人可能根本不存在。 The person that we want probably doesn't exist.
不可能有那么蠢的人。 There just couldn't be anybody that stupid.
是的。没有那么愚蠢的人。 Yeah. There isn't anybody that stupid.
愚蠢? Stupid?
嘿,韦弗!到这里来。 Hey, Weaver! Come here.
得到他。 Get him.
是的,先生。 Yes, sir.
嘿,小子。你能下来一下吗? Hey, kid. Would you come down here a minute?
希特勒——?什么？ Does Hitler--? What?
嘿! Hey!
你好，年轻人。你好,男人。 Hello, young man. Hello, man.
你知道我们是谁吗? Do you know who we are?
假释委员会? The parole board?
我们是经营这个工作室的人。我们是互助组织。 We're the people who run this studio. We're the Paramutuals.
听起来像个摇滚乐队。 Sounds like a rock 'n' roll band.
我觉得他会很完美的。 You know, I think he'll be perfect.
年轻人，你叫什么名字? What's your name, young man?
哦，塔什曼。莫蒂Tashman。 Oh, uh-- Tashman. Morty Tashman.
莫蒂·s·塔什曼。 Morty S. Tashman.
S代表什么? What's the S for?
害怕。我对很多事情都感到害怕。 Scared. I'm frightened at a lot of things.
莫蒂!是吗? Morty! Yeah?
你愿意当互惠影业的新跑腿吗? How would you like to be the new errand boy for Paramutual Pictures?
薪水不高。 It doesn't pay much.
但至少工作时间很糟糕。 But at least the hours are lousy.
我真的不在乎时间和钱-很好!-你被录用了! Well, I don't care really about the hours or money-- - Good! - You're hired!
非常感谢，但我该怎么办呢? Thanks a lot, but what do I do?
现在就在这里?坐。 To be here now? To sit.
奥莱利小姐，请你马上叫斯克西先生进来好吗? Miss O'Riley, will you send in Mr. Sneak right away, please?
现在,莫蒂。是的,先生! Now, Morty. Yes, sir!
你唯一的联系人是德克斯特·斯克西。 Your only contact will be Dexter Sneak.
是的。 Yeah.
现在，他已经为我们工作了35年。他很忠诚。 Now, he's been with us for 35 years. He's very loyal.
应该的，我们给了他一块表。 He should be, we gave him a watch.
是的。我们做到了。 Yeah. That we did.
而且，我们可以相信他会把你要传递给他的信息给我们。 And, we can trust him to get us the information that you will pass on to him.
-你叫我来的，T.P.?-是的，德克斯特。到这里来。 - You sent for me, T.P.? - Yes, Dexter. Come here.
哦，电影大师。哦，电影的苏丹。 Oh, Master of the Film. Oh, Sultan of the Cinema.
伟大的白人父亲，我的统治者，说出来。 Great White Father and Ruler over me, speak up.
你的愿望是什么? What is your wish?
这事由我来办，你这卑躬屈膝的——好吧。明天早上，我要你带莫蒂到人事部。 It will be done by me, your humble and obedient-- All right. Now, tomorrow morning, I want you to take Morty here to the Personnel Department.
到人事部去。是的。 To the Personnel Department. Yeah.
帮他争取到演播室工作的面试机会。 See that he gets an interview for a job here in the studio.
演播室的工作。 Job here in the studio.
但最重要的是……最重要的。 But most important of all... Most important.
．．．确保他被录用。当然是被雇佣了。 ...see that he's hired. Hired, of course.
现在，我稍后会告诉你他的功能。 Now, I'll fill you in later on your functions with him.
我的功能是——哦，你的愿望是我的com——哦，电影大师和电影苏丹，伟大的白色统治者在我之上——哦，闭嘴!哦，闭嘴! My functions with-- Oh, your wish is my com-- Oh, Master of the Film and Sultan of the Cinema, Great White Ruler over me-- Oh, shut up! Oh, shut up!
对，带他一起走。 Yeah, and take him with you.
孩子，孩子，孩子。男孩,男孩。到这里来。就是这样。看到的。 Boy, boy, boy. Boy, boy. Come here. That's it. See.
派那个男孩，那个男孩。哦,上帝。 Send the boy-- Oh, the boy. Oh, goodness.
我的职责——我会——你别担心——因为——人事——哦，主人……哦，我忘了。 My function-- I will-- Don't you worry-- Because-- Personnel-- Oh, Master... Oh, I forgot.
非常感谢，先生，谢谢你也谢谢你。你人也很好，我我不是，我是说，这是我放的时候弄到的这只是个小摆设。 Thank you very much, sir, for the-- And thank you. And you're also very nice, and I-- Oh, I didn't-- I mean, I got this from when I was putting-- It's just a little thumbnack.
但是如果你有一个硬刷子，你可以把它洗掉。 But you can always wash it off if you have a hard brush.
资格和你的经验，你感兴趣的工作类型。 Qualifications and your experience, the type of job you're interested in.
你把这封信寄给阿比特先生，他是人事部的主管，对了。 And you address that to Mr. Arbit, who is the head of the Personnel Department, and, uh, yes.
好吧，好吧，接下来的程序很简单。 Well, uh-- Well, it's a very simple procedure after that.
我很抱歉，每个人都要经历这种事。 Oh, well, I'm sorry, everybody has to go through that.
但是，呃，我不知道。 But, uh-- Well, I don't know.
嗯，我就在这里的人事部工作。嗯? Well, I just work here in the Personnel Department. Huh?
不，你得列出你的资历，你的前任——我就像外面的女孩一样——谢谢。再见。是吗? No, you have to list your qualifications, your ex-- I'm just like the girl out here-- Thank you. Goodbye. Yes?
我是莫蒂·s·塔什曼，是溜先生派我来做这份工作的。 Oh, I'm Morty S. Tashman, and Mr. Sneak sent me to have this job.
莫蒂，S对，去见私人部。 Morty, uh, S-- Yeah, to see the Personal.
Arbit先生吗?早上好。塔什曼先生来了。 Mr. Arbit? Good morning. Mr. Tashman is here.
莫蒂·s·塔什曼。 Morty S. Tashman.
莫蒂·s·塔什曼来找工作。 Morty S. Tashman to see about a job.
很好，贾尔斯小姐。让他进来。 Very good, Miss Giles. Send him in.
你能直接进去吗? Uh, could you go right in, please?
非常感谢。非常感谢。 Thank you very much. Thank you very much.
我想就是那个。 I think that was that one.
我来的时候那个很糟糕。 That one was bad when I came through.
似乎每件事都必须——我非常抱歉，我没有注意到——哦，对不起。 Seems like everything has to be-- I'm awfully sorry, I didn't notice that-- Oh, I'm sorry.
你不介意我。我想——没有了吗?那就这样吧。我可以进去了。 Would you mind if I just--? I'd like-- There's no more? That's it, then. I can go in.
现在，当你到了服装部，你要头，巴比伍森先生。 Now, when you get to the Wardrobe Department, you ask for the head, Mr. Babewoesentall.
贝比先生——谁? Mr. Babe-- Who?
Babewoesentall。他是魔衣橱的头头。 Babewoesentall. He's the head of the Wardrobe.
Benfanfinton。不。 Benfanfinton. No.
宝贝——嗯，这很难。我会帮你的。 Babe-- Well, it's hard. I'll help you.
说,“宝贝”。宝贝。 Say, "Babe." Babe.
“困境”。困境。 "Woes." Woes.
“花”。Ent。 "Ent." Ent.
“所有”。所有人。 "All." All.
Babewoesentall。 Babewoesentall.
Benpanefinton。 Benpanefinton.
不。好吧，算了吧。跟我来。 No. Well, forget it. Just follow me.
Ben-pa-bo-po-pay-pepe。 Ben-pa-bo-po-pay-pepe.
Pay-pay-po-po。 Pay-pay-po-po.
啊，早上好，贾尔斯小姐。你好吗？ Ah, good morning, Miss Giles. How are you?
很好，谢谢你，瓦本洛特尼先生。 Very well, thank you, Mr. Wabenlottnee.
很好。我想让你见见莫蒂。 Fine. I'd like to have you meet Morty.
莫蒂，这位是瓦本洛特尼先生。瓦本洛特尼先生，莫蒂。 Morty, this is Mr. Wabenlottnee. Mr. Wabenlottnee, Morty.
你好,莫蒂。你好，Habenoppin先生。 Hello, Morty. Hello, Mr. Habenoppin.
如果你愿意的话。我能为您效劳吗? If you please. May I help you?
很多人对此都有困难。 A lot of people have difficulty with that.
这是“佤邦”。佤邦。 It's "Wa." Wa.
“本”。本。 "Ben." Ben.
“洛特。”洛特。 "Lott." Lott.
“东东”。娘家姓的。 "Nee." Nee.
Wabenlottnee。Bobbinnotten。 Wabenlottnee. Bobbinnotten.
不，那是你想见的另一个人。 No, that was the other guy you wanted to meet.
请原谅我。我得走了。 Forgive me, please. I must leave.
我搞混了，我来晚了。再见。 I mixed up-- I'm a little late. See you later.
我很抱歉。 I'm sorry.
再见，Hebbenstymin先生。Babewoesentall先生。 So long, Mr. Hebbenstymin. Mr. Babewoesentall.
我想让你见见莫蒂，新来的跑腿的。 I'd like to have you meet Morty, the new errand boy.
对不起，贾尔斯小姐，我有急事。 Sorry, Miss Giles, I'm in an awful hurry.
让他去见维尔德米季宁先生。 Have him see Mr. Verdmittinin.
是啊，但我刚在练习瓦本纳宾和贝森托尔，我该。害虫——? Yeah, but I was just practicing Wabennabbin and then Baysentoll-- Who should I--? Vermin--?
哦，他是另一个头的头。 Oh, he's the head of the other head.
好吧，那我去见赫比宁先生不，瓦比宁? All right, then I'll see Mr. Hebbin-- No, Varbinin?
嗯，其中一个。 Well, one of those guys.
你要做的第一件事就是拿起一张卡片，在去衣橱之前打卡。 And the first thing to do is pick up a card and punch it in before you go to Wardrobe.
我要问他们的名字吗?不，只有卡片。 Do I ask for any names there? No, just the card.
见到你很高兴。谢谢你，戈尔曼小姐。 Pleasure meeting you. Thank you, Miss Gorman.
祝你好运。 And a lot of luck to you.
是的。Worbenmebbin。Farben Memall。 Yeah. Worbenmebbin. Farben Memall.
谁是——盖茨小姐?Ferminillers。 Who's-- Miss Gates? Ferminillers.
回去排队，好吗? Get back in line, will you?
不许说话。没有建议和不断的干扰，事情已经够艰难的了。 And no talking. Things are tough enough without suggestions and constant interruptions.
你能回去排队吗? Will you please get back in line?
孩子们，这不会花太长时间的! Now, this won't take long, kids!
你要做的就是进去拿到你的衣橱分配。 All you have to do is go inside and get your wardrobe assignments.
你们昨天都在这里，你们知道自己该做什么! You were all here yesterday, you know what you have to do!
现在，请试着耐心一点! Now, please try and be a little patient!
我们在拍电影，至少我们在努力! We're making a motion picture, at least we're trying to!
好吧,查理!好了，孩子们，加油，就这样了。 Okay, Charlie! All right, kids, come on, this is it.
快进去。马上。就是这样。快点走吧。 Move inside now. Right away. That's it. Hurry it along now.
我不想在这部电影上浪费时间。 I don't want to lose any time on this picture.
快点，快点。 Come on, hurry it along.
这是正确的。马上。我们马上就开始。 That's right. Right away. We're gonna start right away.
下来，伙计们。就是这样。 Get down there, fellas. That's it.
就在这条街上。就是这样。 Right down the street there. That's it.
继续走，一直走下去。 Just keep going, right straight down.
怎么了?持有——是什么? What's the matter? What's holding--?
去做吧。请往前走，好吗? Go ahead. Move it along, will you?
来吧，伙计们，我们走。就是这样。 Come on, fellas, let's go. That's it.
好了，孩子们。安定下来。各就各位。 All right, kids. Settle down. Take your positions.
和你昨天排练时吃的一样。 The same ones that you had yesterday during the rehearsal.
你知道该怎么做。 You know what you have to do.
你知道这是Buzzbee先生的高质量电影中的一个高质量场景。 And you know that this is a quality scene in one of Mr. Buzzbee's quality pictures.
早上好，Buzzbee先生。你感觉怎么样? Good morning, Mr. Buzzbee. How do you feel?
这很好。你晚上睡得好吗? That's good. You get a good night's sleep?
排练!行动! Rehearse! Action!
她来了——等一下!抓住它! Here she is-- Hold it! Hold it!
我们把它拍成电影!我们把它拍成电影! We make it on film! We make it on film!
每个人都准备好了吗?每个人都准备好了吗? Everybody ready? Everybody ready?
-相机!——速度。 - Camera! - Speed.
行动! Action!
她来了，整整三个月没工作，泡泡罗斯柴尔德小姐! Here she is, direct from three months of no work-- Miss Bubbles Rothschild!
打开音乐!回放! Hit the music! Playback!
我的蓝眼睛在为你眨眼睛等着!抓住它! My blue eyes just wink for you Hold it! Hold it!
抓住它!抓住它! Hold it! Hold it!
抓住它!抓住它!抓住它!抓住它! Hold it! Hold it! Hold it! Hold it!
他似乎在为什么事生气。 He appears to be sore about something.
这是他难得的心情之一。 This is one of his precious moods.
我从没见过他这么热情和善良。 I've never seen him so warm and kind.
嘿，你昨天没来。怎么会？ Hey, you weren't here yesterday. How come?
我不，我不，我不-当他们都在走路的时候-等等! Well, I'm not-- I'm not-- I'm not-- - When they were all walking-- - Hold it!
我没有，我没有，等等!举行! I'm not-- I'm not-- Hold it! Hold!
假日, Hol--
速度。 Speed.
我的蓝眼睛只是眨眼你眨眼,眨眼,眨眼,眨眼,假装没看见你,我属于你知道谁wacka wacka做德哦做德做哦做签证官de哦做签证官de哦 My blue eyes just wink for you Wink, wink, wink, wink, wink at you I belong to you know who You wacka do wacka do do do Do de oh do Do de oh do Vo de oh do Vo de oh do
这是我表达我想知道的是你的方式我的蓝眼睛只是为你眨眼，眨眼，眨眼，眨眼，对你眨眼我属于你知道谁吗你古怪，古怪，古怪，古怪，古怪，古怪，古怪，古怪，古怪，古怪 That's my way of saying that it's you I wanna know My blue eyes just wink for you Wink, wink, wink, wink, wink at you I belong to you know who You wacka do wacka do do do Do de oh do
做，做，做，做，做，做，做，做，做，做，做，做，做，做，做，做，做，做，做，做，做，做，做，做，做，做，做 Do de oh do Do de oh do Vo de oh do Vo de oh do That's my way of saying that it's you That it's you I wanna know Vo de oh do Vo vo de oh do Wack wack wacka do wack wacka do
你知道我是谁，我也知道你是怎么知道的但我知道你和我你忘了歌词吗? You know who I know you and I know how too But I know that you and me are-- You forget the words?
我明白了，当我听到一个古怪的节奏时，它让我，我本来想告诉你我不属于那种工作当我古怪的时候我很喜欢那首曲子，所以我，泰尼·温格姆古怪的节奏 I got that-- When I heard with a wacka do da, it made me-- I was gonna tell you that I don't belong to work in that when I was wacka do-ing I liked that tune a lot, so I-- Tainy wingum wacka do-ing
但我现在要走了，你可以去演其他的电影角色。 Oh, but I'll go away now so you can do your other movie parts.
哦，哇，哇，哇，你你知道我认识你，我也知道怎么认识你 Oh, wack wack wack and you you know who I know you and I know how too
现在,倾听。 Now, listen.
大声听! And listen loud!
当你们从这个办公室进出的时候，我希望你们能井然有序地进出，不要彼此之间有很多不必要的闲聊! When you guys come and go from this office, I want you to come and go in quick order, without a lot of unnecessary chatter amongst yourselves!
哈斯金斯! Haskins!
是的,先生。 Yes, sir.
务必让会计部马上收到这些信件! See that the Accounting Department gets these letters right away!
兰斯!我——是的，先生。 Lance! I-- Yes, sir.
我要你去t。P。取货。的办公室。两倍的时间! I want you to make a pickup at T. P.'s office. Double time!
拉金!到-- --去洛杉矶邮局寄一封挂号信，签收，然后把它带回来——快! Larkin! Go down-- --to the L. A. post office for a registered letter and sign for it, then bring it back here quick-like!
现在，莫蒂!是啊! And now, Morty! Yeah!
我把我的，莫蒂。是的。 Oh, I stuck my-- Morty. Yeah.
在我给你布置任务之前，别吼也别打。 Before I give you your assignment-- Don't yell or hit.
让我跟你说清楚。 Let me make this clear to you.
我要听每一个清晰的声音。 I'm going to listen to every clear.
很好，因为这对我来说非常非常重要。 Good, because this is very, very important to me.
是的。是的，我会做所有的事情。 Yeah. Yeah, I'll do all the things.
现在，你来拿这些包裹。 Now, you are to take these packages.
包。 Packages.
信封。信封。 Envelopes. Envelopes.
报纸。报纸。 Papers. Papers.
另一件事。其他事 That other matter. Other matter.
和报纸。这些都是报纸吗? And papers. These all also papers?
还有这些文件，并把它们送到每件物品外面注明的收件人那里。明白了吗? Also these papers, and deliver them to the addressee indicated on the outside of each item. Is that clear?
是的，你说的时候我想说，很明显。 Yeah, I was gonna say while you were saying it, it's very clear.
如果我看到它说要去一个地方，我就去那里。 If I see it says to go to a place, I'll go there.
但如果我不这样做，那就不清楚了。 But if I don't, then it won't be clear.
好。现在。现在是最重要的部分。 Good. Now. Now for the important part.
你知道，莫蒂，我是个很有耐心的人。 Now, you know, Morty, I am a very patient man.
我之前就注意到你的思维有多棒。 I noticed before how terrific your mind is.
因为这样或那样的原因，我需要做很多事情才能变得精神错乱。是的。 And it takes a great deal for me to become unhinged for one reason or another. Yeah.
但你看，当我的神经提示我，我要发疯了，那就是我必须坚持自己的时候，你明白吗，莫蒂? But you see, when my nerves tip me off that I'm going to become unglued, that's when I have to assert myself, do you understand that, Morty?
你要打别人了，对吧? You're about to smack people, right?
那就是我要坚持自己的时候! That's when I have to assert myself!
哦，如果你不搞。 Oh, if you just don't bang.
明白了吗? Is that clear?
那吓到我了，很明显。 Oh, that scared me and it's clear.
你还想告诉我什么吗? Is there more you're gonna tell me?
因为我想休息一下。 Because I wanna rest a second.
是的!是的，还有更多。哦，那告诉我吧。 Yes! Yes, there's more. Oh, tell me, then.
最好的部分。不过，不要打。 The best part. Don't hit, though.
当你走出那扇该死的纱门时，我要你确定——让我再说一遍，我要你绝对确定纱门不会砰地一声关上! When you go out that confounded screen door, I want you to be sure-- And let me repeat this, I want you to be absolutely sure that the screen door does not slam!
我会非常小心，不让它发出声音。 I'll be very careful that it won't make a noise.
谢谢你！不客气，先生。 Thank you! You're welcome, sir.
现在，把这些包裹，信封还有信封还有我要同时拿走吗? Now, pick up these packages, envelopes and-- The envelopes and-- And I take them all at the same time?
请做。 Please do.
包裹和信封。我可以拿着——我拿着包裹，然后我可以同时拿着信封? Packages and the envelopes. I can take them-- I'll take the packages, and then I can carry the envelopes at the same time?
所有的事情，我不会让那扇门关上。 All of the things, and I won't let that door slam.
还有所有的输送部件。 And the let-- And all of the delivering parts.
信封和包裹，我会把所有这些都带到上面的名字…地址。 Envelopes and packages and-- And I'll carry all of that to the names of whatever is on... the address.
我也有一台打字机。 I got a typewriter too.
我最好离开这台机器。 I better leave the machine.
小心那扇门，莫蒂! And watch that door, Morty!
是的。它不会砰的一声。 Yeah. It won't slam.
我很担心打字机发出的噪音。 I was worried about the noisy typewriter.
莫蒂! Morty!
不! Don't!
林德伯格真有胆量，不是吗? That Lindbergh sure had guts, didn't he?
一路都是他一个人。 All the way by himself.
都是水。 It's all water.
十一。有人要11吗? Eleven. Anyone for 11?
十二年级。请出12张。 Twelve. Twelve out, please.
让他们出来吧。 Let them out.
十三。 Thirteen.
这是13! This is 13!
夫人，你抽烟吗? Do you smoke, ma'am?
谢天谢地。 Thank heavens.
哦……哦，我很抱歉。 Oh... Oh, I'm so sorry.
我永远不会，我，你看起来，我不，真的。从来没有，我——嗯，我—— I never would-- I've-- You look just-- I don't-- Really. Never before I-- Well, I--
不知怎么的，我有一种感觉，快到午餐时间了。 Somehow I have a feeling it's very close to lunchtime.
好吧，确实如此。 Well, so it is.
根据你抓着饭盒的力度和嘴唇周围的水分，我估计15秒后午餐铃就该响了。 And I would judge by the grip on the lunch boxes and the amount of moisture around the lips, that the lunch bell should ring in about 15 seconds.
现在，当铃声响起时，这意味着你有整整30分钟的时间吃午饭。 Now, when that bell rings, it means you have exactly 30 minutes to eat your lunch.
注意，不是31分钟。三十分钟。 Not 31 minutes, mind you. Thirty minutes.
现在，为了节省一点时间，我们通常就在办公室里吃饭。 Now, we usually eat right here in the office to save a little time.
现在，女士们先生们，你们喜欢早餐音乐的午餐，有请科尔多万和他世界著名的弦乐四重奏演奏的《粗粮》 And now, for you ladies and gentlemen, who enjoy early dinner music for lunch, it's the lovely, soft and tender strains of Cordovan and his world-famous string quartet playing "Stout Grain."
你的莴苣掉了。 You dropped your lettuce.
哦,嗯…和…他们三个都是他们四个都是我是在电视上看到他们的吗? Oh, uh... And... There are all three of them that-- That's from-- All four of them, and-- Did I see them on television or what?
我也是这么想的，三明治。 And that's what I thought when I-- Sandwich.
哦，你也害怕。 Oh, you're scared also.
能给我的电话签个名吗?家庭吗? Could I have an autograph for my tele--? Family?
你好。我是生产部派来的。你是跑腿的吗? Hello. I was sent-- From the Production Department. Are you the errand boy?
是啊，我正要这么说。我是跑腿的。 Yeah, I was gonna say that. I'm the errand boy.
他们让我过来顶替你。 They told me to come over and relieve you.
谢谢。我只待一两分钟。 Thanks. I'll only be a minute or two.
好吧。我该怎么办，就拿。 All right. What do I do, just take--?
哦，这有点。对不起。 Oh, that's a little-- I'm sorry.
我只是拿支票然后好吧。 I just take the checks and-- All right.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
你是怎么做到的? How do you work that--?
你好。你好。 Hello. Hello.
你要点什么? And what'll you have?
我要25美分的糖豆。 I want 25 cents' worth of jelly beans.
25美分? Twenty-five cents' worth?
那些糖果很好吃。你想要果冻——? Those are very good, those bonbons. You want jelly--?
那这个呢?甘草也不错，你觉得呢? What about the--? Licorice would be good, don't you think so?
一美元一磅。 A dollar a pound.
二十五美分，四分之一磅——四分之一—— Twenty-five cents, a quarter pound-- A quarter--
给你，亲爱的。 Here you are, dear.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
果冻豆。这是最好的。 Jelly beans. That's the best.
天啊，我有 Boy, I've got--
哇…… Whoa...
这里还有一个。 Here's an extra one.
你想吃点什么，亲爱的? And what would you like to have, dear?
我也想要25美分的糖豆。 I would like 25 cents' worth of those jelly beans too.
这样不好—— That's not good to--
25—— Twenty-five--
不知道如果那个女人在这里会发生什么。 Wonder what would happen if the woman was here.
她——这是怎么回事? She'd-- What happened to this?
这不是—— It's not--
这样你会得到额外的，但是这很好。 Well, you get extra this way, but just-- This is very good.
在这里。你可以把多余的部分分开。和她在一起。 Here. You can split the extra part. With her.
这里很热。我就不写了。 It's very hot in here. I'll leave it out.
我猜你也想要25美分的糖豆吧? And I suppose you want 25 cents' worth of jelly beans too?
不，非常感谢，先生。 No, thank you very kindly, sir.
“不，非常感谢。” "No, thank you very kindly."
非常好的小男孩。有礼貌。 Very nice little boy. Polite.
我喜欢有礼貌的孩子。 I like children that are polite.
我很高兴。这是最重的水母 I'm glad. This is-- The heaviest jellies--
好吧，孩子，你想吃点什么? All right, sonny, what would you like to have?
我想要10美分的糖豆。 I would like to have 10 cents' worth of jelly beans.
Geronimo !万岁! ! Geronimo! Banzai!
你们这些小怪物! You little monsters!
减少!减少! Cut! Cut!
减少!抓住它!减少! Cut! Hold it! Cut!
抓住它!抓住它! Hold it! Hold it!
你还没收到那孩子的消息吗? Well, you haven't had any word from the kid yet?
还没有任何消息，不，不。什么也别说，t.p.，长官。 There hasn't been any word yet from this-- Oh, no, no. Not a word, T.P., sir.
我明白了。你确定没人知道吗? I see. Well, are you sure that nobody knows anything?
我肯定没人知道这件事哦，肯定的。肯定，长官，T.P. And I'm sure that nobody knows anything about it-- Oh, positive. Positive, sir, T.P.
我是说，有人怀疑吗? I mean, does anybody suspect?
有人怀疑吗? Does anybody suspect?
你可以放心，先生，没人知道他还活着。 Oh, you can rest assure, sir, that no one even knows that he's alive.
现在听着，大声听! Now listen, and listen loud!
听这个人说。 Listen to the man.
当你离开这里的时候，我们希望你能在短时间内回到这里。 When you go and come out of here, we want you to come and go and get in here in short order.
把它弄进去，再弄出来。把它拿回来。把它向前推进。 Get it in, get it out. Get it back. Get it forward.
快一点，慢一点。 Get it fast, get it slow.
我们在做一件大事。当我说开始时，对吧?正确的。检查。 We're on a big thing. When I say go-- Right? Right. Check.
他看见我了吗?他看见我了吗? Did he see me? Did he see me?
开个玩笑，你知道的。 Kidding around, you know.
莫蒂!是的,先生。 Morty! Yes, sir.
你知道速记部在哪里吗? Do you know where the Stenographic Department is?
是的，先生，你从这里走，向右转，进入大楼，上三层楼。 Yes, sir. You just go right out here, turn to your right, go into the building, go up three flights.
对你来说，最快的办法就是转弯——我不走，你走! The quickest way for you to go is to make a turn-- I'm not going, you're going!
哦，好吧。 Oh, all right.
我只是想确定你知道它在哪里。 I just want to be sure you know where it is.
是的，先生，我知道。 Yes, sir, I do.
这些是对《草原上的枪手》剧本的重要修改。 Now, these are very important script changes for Gun-fighters of the Prairie.
是的,先生。 Yes, sir.
现在，他们马上就需要这些东西。 Now, they need this stuff right away.
他们可能会在今天下午拍摄。 They're probably gonna shoot it this afternoon.
所以开始吧。好的，先生，是的，先生。 So get going. Right, sir. Yes, sir.
和莫蒂?是的,先生? And Morty? Yes, sir?
拜托——哦，别担心。 Please-- Oh, don't worry.
不，别担心，先生，我是说，会发生什么? No, don't worry, sir. I mean, what can happen?
我只是去送报纸，仅此而已。 I'm just gonna deliver the papers, that's all.
莫蒂，别摔…门。 Morty, don't slam the... door.
他们告诉我你把所有的。 They told me-- Is this where you bring all the--?
他们让我把文件给你。 They said, uh, to bring the-- Here are the papers.
他们说我应该把这张纸带来，让我 They said I should bring here, this paper here, to have, uh--
拿着报纸，拿进去，你腰带上的枪。 To have the papers-- Take inside-- The Gunslinging in Your Belt part.
不，我在拍《大海盗之海》 No, I'm working on The Sea of the Big Pirates.
赫洛克小姐，在后面的角落里，正在写《草原上的枪手》。 Miss Herok, back there in the corner, is working on The Gun-fighters of the Prairie.
哦，对不起，谢谢。 Oh, I'm sor-- Thank you.
然后我会把所有的纸都带来你是哈蒙德小姐吗?你是——? Then I'll bring all the pages from the-- Are you Miss Hammond? Are you the--?
你就是那个——? Are you the girl that--?
你是哈——小姐吗? Are you Miss Har--?
是啊，我带了枪部分那些是蓝页的修改。 Yeah, well, I brought the Gunsl-- Part-- Those are blue page changes.
我只写白纸。 I only work on white pages.
我想你得去见卡洛尼卡小姐。 I think you're gonna have to see Miss Calonica.
她在那边。她在蓝页上工作。 She's over there. She works on the blue pages.
哦，好吧。然后她。那个人会接受的。 Oh, all right. Then her. That person is gonna take that.
是的，她在蓝页上工作。 Yeah, she works on the blue pages.
谢谢你，海德南小姐。 Oh, thanks a lot, Miss Heidenan.
不客气 You're welcome.
好吧，让我拿——让我——我只是——这里有一堆——我最好——我是——我不是那个意思——好吧，别生气。你会得到——也许扫地机会—— Well, let me get the-- Let me-- I just-- Here's a bunch of them to-- I'd better-- I'm s-- I didn't mean-- Well, don't look mad. You'll get the-- Maybe a sweeper would--
我们走吧。 Let's go.
来吧。如果我们再迟到，臭脾气就没以前那么可爱了。 Come on. If we're late again, Grumpy's not gonna be as precious as he usually is.
我要喝完我的牛奶，因为我要喝牛奶。 I'm gonna finish my milk because I drink the milk.
这是我一天中唯一精力充沛的时候。 It's the only time of the day that I have any energy.
这是唯一的——牛奶是给我牙齿用的。 That's the only-- Milk is for my teeth.
还有钙，牛奶是最好的。 And calcium to make me-- Milk is the best.
我经常喝它是为了帮助 I drink it a lot to be help--
听起来很不一样，男爵。 Certainly sounds different, Baron.
我等不及要看这个了。 I can't wait to see this.
我也是。我以前从没见过灯芯草。 Me too. I never seen rushes before.
你提到的这个场景，男爵，是昨天才拍的吗? And this scene you mentioned, Baron, was shot only yesterday?
这是正确的。 That's right.
你第一次和我一样看那部电影。 You see that film just as I do, for the first time.
太棒了。嗯,很好。 Wonderful. Well, fine.
只需要一分钟，我们就会准备好。 Now, it will only take a minute, and we'll be ready.
同时，让我解释一下。 And in the meantime, let me explain.
现在，这个场景是没有语言的。 Now, this scene is without words.
只是音乐。 Just music.
这是费城最富有的家族之一举办的鸡尾酒会。 It's a cocktail party at one of the richest families in Philadelphia.
当女儿进来时，发现她的父母都走了，只留下手里拿着饮料的客人，然后——嘘。 When the daughter comes in, finding her mother and father gone, leaving only the guests with drinks in their hands and then-- Shh-shh.
手表。 Watch.
那是什么? What is that?
那张脸是哪来的? Where does that face come from?
那到底是谁的脸? Whose face is that anyway?
你是说这不是你计划的? You mean you didn't plan that?
计划,吗?你疯了吗? Plan that? Are you crazy?
看！我的电影毁了!你是谁? Look! My film is ruined! Who is that?
谁能告诉我，那是谁? Will somebody please tell me, who is that?
它——它完蛋了!一切都完蛋了! It is-- It is kaput! Everything is kaput!
如果电影失败了，那我也失败了! If film is kaput, I am kaput!
那我们还在等什么，杰德森? Well, what are we waiting for, Jedson?
我们在等电影，绿背先生。 We're waiting for the film, Mr. Greenback.
除非我们和画面同步，否则我们不能滚动声音。 We can't roll for a sound take unless we're in sync with the picture.
同步,schmync。你们总是用专业术语来制作，所以制片人不知道你们在说什么。 Sync, schmync. You guys are always making with the technical terms so producers don't know what you're talking about.
如果我们让它听起来很简单，他们会知道吗? And if we made it sound simple, then would they know?
我只是觉得如果我们能好得多好吧，开始吧。 I just thought it would be much better if we could-- All right, roll it.
八百六十五年。 Eighty-six-five.
再见，我的小宝贝。 Goodbye, my little darling.
我会想你的。 I'm a-gonna miss you.
再见，布雷特，亲爱的。 Goodbye, Brett, honey.
我讨厌看到你眼中的泪水。 Oh, I hate to see a cry in your eye.
求你了，布雷特，别担心，因为你是我的爱人当我靠近你的时候我听到你说我的名字在我耳边轻声细语你呼吸着火焰爱人当我们跳舞的时候继续瞥我的眼睛 Please, Brett, don't fret, because you are my Lover when I'm near you And I hear you speak my name Softly in my ear You breathe a flame Lover when we're dancing Keep on glancing in my eyes
我的未来全在你手里，你是我设计的每一个计划，我保证你会一直坚持下去…… Till love's own entrancing music dies All of my future is in you You're every plan I design Promise you'll always continue...
我知道，我知道!你以为我把这个配音会议叫做什么? I know, I know! What do you think I called this dubbing session for?
她是可怕的。可怕的。 She's awful. Horrible.
而且我觉得她也不会唱歌。 And I don't think she can sing either.
现在，我们来试试歌手唱的吧，绿背先生? Now, shall we try one with the singer doing it, Mr. Greenback?
请。 Please.
好了，一切就绪。 All right, everything on.
我们用另一个声音拍一下。 We go for a take with the other voice.
如果你准备好了，海耶斯小姐，我们可以试一试。 If you're ready, Miss Hayes, we can try a take.
你准备好了我就准备好了。 I'm all set when you are.
六十五年。 Six-five.
求你了，布雷特，别担心，因为当我靠近你时你就是我的爱人我听到你在我耳边轻声呼唤我的名字你呼吸着火焰爱人，当我们跳舞时你不停地瞥我的眼睛 Please, Brett, don't fret, because you are my Lover when I'm near you And I hear you speak my name Softly in my ear You breathe a flame Lover, when we're dancing Keep on glancing in my eyes
我的未来全在你手里你是我设计的每一个计划承诺你将永远是我的爱人请温柔点当你温柔的时候，恐惧就消失了 Till love's own entrancing music dies All of my future is in you You're every plan I design Promise you'll always continue To be mine Lover please be tender When you're tender, fears depart
爱人，我臣服于我的心，美妙，想念，只是单纯的美妙。 Lover I surrender To my heart Wonderful, miss, just simply wonderful.
好了，伙计们，这是指纹。 All right, fellas, that's a print.
收工，午餐就到此为止，一小时。 Wrap it up, and that's lunch, one hour.
好男孩。 Good boy.
再见，我的小宝贝。 Goodbye, my little darling.
我会想你的。 I'm a-gonna miss you.
再见，布雷特，亲爱的。 Goodbye, Brett, honey.
我讨厌看到你眼中的泪水。 Oh, I hate to see a cry in your eye.
求你了，布雷特，别担心，因为你是我的爱人当我靠近你我听到你叫我的名字在我耳边轻声细语你呼吸着火焰爱人当我们跳舞时我不停地瞥你的眼睛 Please, Brett, don't fret, because you are my Lover When I'm near you And I hear you speak my name Softly in my ear You breathe a flame Lover when we're dancing Keep on glancing in your eyes
哦，那音乐消失了我所有的 Oh, that music dies All of my--
好了，我们到了。 Well, here we are.
海伦，你去看医生的时候，问问他为什么你总是得喉炎。 Helen, when you see this doctor, ask him why you're always getting laryngitis.
你在几个月内得了三次。 You've had it three times in a matter of months.
你吗? You?
你在这里做什么? What are you doing here?
好吧，我想这次没事了。 Well, I guess it's all right this time.
莫蒂，这是比佛利山庄的医疗大楼。 Now, Morty, it's the medical building in Beverly Hills.
带p夫人去那儿，把她放下，去洗车，接她回来，明白了吗? Take Mrs. P. there, drop her, go get the car washed, pick her up and bring her right back here, is that clear?
嗯…嗯哼…是的，我去比佛利山庄的医疗大楼，把P夫人送下车，然后开车去洗车，然后接她回来。 Uh... Ahem... Yeah, I go to the medical building in Beverly Hills, I drop off Mrs. P., then I take the car to have it washed, then I pick her up and come back here.
好了，再见，海伦。好吧,是的。 All right, so long, Helen. Okay, yeah.
P太太，去比佛利山庄，然后我把车洗了，然后找个药师来修房子。 Mrs. P., the Beverly Hills, and then I have the car washed, and then I have a medicine man fix the building.
这是今年的电影首映。 That is a motion-picture premiere of the year.
如果你还记得的话，三年前，互惠工作室制作了三部最热门的电影。 Three years ago, if you'll recall, Paramutual Studios turned out three of the top hits.
其中一个是《高大的痛苦》，那是一部很棒的电影。 And one was The Tall Pain, and that was a tremendous picture.
然后是《天堂很远》，当然，还有你永远不会忘记的《热辣》。 Then came Heaven Is Far and, of course, the one you'll never forget, Hot Heat.
是的，女士们先生们，今晚，你们将见证互惠公司史上最大惊悚片的全球首映，所以呢?由阿尔芭·柯克和洛克·佩尔主演。 Yes, ladies and gentlemen, and now, tonight, you're about to witness the world-premiere showing of Paramutual's biggest-of-all-time thriller, So?... starring Alba Kirk and Rock Pile.
从他的车里走出来的是丛林系列的明星布伦特·伍德先生和他可爱的女主角贝尔·弗劳尔。 Stepping out of his car is the star of that jungle series, Mr. Brent Wood, and his lovely leading lady, Belle Flower.
晚上好。很高兴你今晚能和我们在一起。 Good evening. It's a pleasure to have you with us this evening.
女士们先生们，从她的车里走出来的是继Baby LeRoy之后最耀眼的好莱坞明星 Oh, and, ladies and gentlemen, stepping out of her car is the biggest star to hit the Hollywood heavens since Baby LeRoy:
瑟琳娜!也许今晚我们可以让她在这个麦克风上跟我们打个招呼。好吧，好吧，好吧，好吧。 Serina! And maybe we can get her to say hello to us on this mike this evening. Well, well, well, well, well.
瑟琳娜，你还是那么可爱。 Serina, you look your usual lovely self.
谢谢你，亲爱的。 Thank you, darling.
你能站到这边来吗这样摄像头就能更清楚地拍到你了?给你。 Would you step over on this side so the cameras can get a better look at you? There you are.
你看上去真美。 You certainly look your beautiful self.
谢谢你，亲爱的。 Thank you, darling.
我想是过一种干净的生活。 It's living a clean life, I guess.
瑟琳娜，你有票吗? Serina, do you have the tickets?
我发现早睡早起能让你保持可爱的身材。 I find early to bed, early to rise makes you keep that adorable size.
嗯…如果你……你说得没错，瑟琳娜。 Well... If you... Well, you can certainly say that again, Serina.
谢谢你，亲爱的。我发现早睡，早……瑟琳娜，我的意思是…我不是让你再说一遍，我是说……五分钟。 Thank you, darling. I find early to bed, early to... What I meant, Serina, was... I didn't mean you could say it again, I meant... Five minutes.
五分钟。 Five minutes.
五分钟。请给我五分钟。 Five minutes. Five minutes, please.
五分钟。 Five minutes.
女士们，先生们，让我提醒你们，毫无疑问，这是我们在好莱坞举行的最精彩的首映式。 Ladies and gentlemen, let me remind you that this is, without a doubt, the very finest premiere that we have had here in Hollywood.
如你所知，瑟琳娜刚刚回到这个国家不久，今晚将是她第一次公开露面。 As you know, Serina has only returned to this country a short time ago, and this will be her first public appearance tonight.
当我们…… While we are...
亲爱的，你相信你所看到的吗? Darling, do you believe what you're watching?
这是最烂的垃圾和最烂的表演。 This is the worst piece of junk and the lousiest performances.
是的,嘘。 Yeah-- Shh.
各位，今晚这里真是热闹非凡。 Excitement really runs high here tonight, folks.
我们很抱歉所有听众都不能亲自到场。 We're just sorry all of you listeners couldn't be here in person.
这是真正的好莱坞。多么美好的夜晚。 This is really Hollywood. What a night.
记住，女士们先生们，这个电视节目…来，伙计们，我们玩牌吧。 And remember, ladies and gentlemen, this telecast... Come on, fellas, let's play cards.
．．．是由电影业最好的朋友，美国倒闭保险公司为您带来的。 ...has been brought to you by the motion-picture industry's best friend, the Defunct Insurance Company of America.
莫蒂! Morty!
．．．为您带来美国最重要事件的现场直播，如桥牌锦标赛、半职业足球比赛和年度植物展。 ...bring you live, on-the-spot coverage of the most important happenings in America, such as the bridge championships, the semi-pro soccer matches and the annual botany show.
所以，在我们再次见到你们之前，我是现场记者向你们告别并祝你们好运。 So until we see you folks again, this is your on-the-spot reporter bidding you all goodbye and good insurance.
亲爱的，一个小粉丝给了我这张纸条。 Oh, darling, a little fan handed me this note.
我希望你不介意我写信给你，但当我第一次见到你本人的时候，我的生活就完整了 "I hope you don't mind my writing you, "but when I first saw you in person, that was the day my life was complete."
给你钥匙，亲爱的。 Here's the key, darling.
“我的生活是完整而充实的。 "My life was complete and fulfilled.
"任何人都想见到电影明星，"尤其是一个可爱，有才华，伟大，热情，有才华的…" "And anybody would love meeting a movie star, "especially one as lovely, as talented, as great, as warm, as talented..."
给自己倒杯酒，亲爱的。 Make yourself a drink, darling.
我要讲一些更… I'm going to get into something a little more...
这太疯狂了! It's a crazy!
你叫我来的，T.P.?是的，请进。 You sent for me, T.P.? Yeah, come on in.
哦，大师，闭嘴。 Oh, Master of-- Oh, shut up.
快点，过来。 Come on, get over here.
别亲我的手。坐下来。 And don't kiss my hand. Sit down.
不要坐在我的椅子上!不，先生，对不起。 Not in my chair! No, sir, I'm sorry.
这把小椅子怎么样?我就坐在这儿。 How about this little chair? I'll sit right here.
你知不知道我对你那个乡下的白痴跑腿小子抱怨了多少次? Do you have any idea how many complaints I've had in regard to that village idiot errand boy of yours?
不，先生，但我认为你认为! Well, no, sir, but I think-- You think!
与什么? With what?
你上次去看你的大脑是什么时候? When's the last time you paid a visit to that brain of yours?
你傻子! You nitwit!
但是我，但是你，我的眼睛。 But I-- But you, my eye.
你知道吗? Do you realize that that...?
那个不小心模仿人类的家伙把演播室搞得一团糟? That-- That screw-loose imitation of a human being has disrupted this studio beyond control?
我知道!你知道吗? I know! You know?
如果你大喊大叫，我不知道。 Not if you yell, I don't know.
你让它继续下去? And you let it continue?
嗯，直到我知道他为我们工作得很好……在另一件小事上。 Well, only insofar that I knew that he was working out so well for us in... In that, uh, other little matter.
哦?真的吗? Oh? Really?
他想出了什么办法?好。 What has he come up with? Well.
我知道你希望所有事情都以书面形式报告给你，而我当时正处于…哦，天哪，你的西装真漂亮，T.P……哦，那条领带…… I knew that you wanted everything reported to you in a written statement, and I was just right in the throes of... Oh my, that's a lovely suit that you have there, T.P... And, oh, that tie...
是啊，你叫我来的时候我正忙着写报告呢。 Yeah, I was right in the throes of compiling the report when you sent for me.
这是不一样的。不同吗? Well, that's different. Different?
现在，你尽快把报告给我。 Now, you get that report to me as soon as you can.
哦，我会尽快的。 Oh, soon as I can.
我希望它的信息量有那些抱怨的一半。 I hope it's half as informative as those complaints were.
是的，那些抱怨。是的。 Yes, those complaints. Yeah.
叫我的秘书来。克莱小姐，请。 Get my secretary. Miss Clay, please.
啊，克莱小姐。是啊!粘土小姐。 Ah, Miss Clay. Yeah! Miss Clay.
喂，去找那个跑腿的。 Say, find that errand boy.
克莱小姐，我是史瓦克。是啊! This is Sneak, first, Miss Clay. Yeah!
嗯，我在杂货店。 Well, I'm at the commissaries.
现在，去找那个跑腿的，那个莫蒂，告诉他我要他马上到我办公室来。 Now, find that errand boy, that Morty, and tell him I want to see him in my office right now.
我到哪里去找他呢，先生? Where shall I look for him, sir?
试试录音室医务室的酒精瓶。 Try the alcohol jars at the studio infirmary.
但是找到他! But find him!
嘿,卡尔。我去拿帽子和手杖，你去拿假人。 Hey, Carl. I'll get the hats and canes and you get the dummies.
好吧,拉尔夫。 Okay, Ralph.
他们说要多少? How many did they say they wanted?
我想他们只需要三个。 I think they wanted three, is all.
好的，三个。 Okay, three it is.
谢谢你把我弄起来。 Oh, thank you very much for getting me up.
我整晚都被困在那里。 I was stuck there the whole night.
嘘。 Psst.
那是什么?西海岸叮咚学校? What's that? West Coast Ding-Dong school?
孩子们吗?是的。 The kids? Yeah.
不，他们拍电影的时候在片场上学。 No, they go to school here on the lot when they're making pictures.
是吗?怎么会？ Yeah? How come?
他们白天得花很多时间上课。 Well, they've gotta put in so many hours during the day on lessons.
这一定是课间休息吧?是的，我想是的。 Oh, this must be recess, huh? Yeah, I guess so.
这很有趣。我从来不知道。 That's very interesting. I never knew that.
快点，我们只剩下20分钟吃午饭了。 Come on, we only got 20 more minutes for lunch.
不，你去吧。我想看。 No, you go ahead. I wanna watch.
好吧。 All right.
嗨,男人。 Hi, men.
嗨。嗨。嗨。嗨。 Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi.
你想上几节关于篮球艺术的课吗? Would you like a few lessons on the art of basketball?
当然，你要教我们怎么做吗? Sure, are you gonna show us how?
哦，当然，我可以指给你看。要我指给你看吗? Oh, sure, I'd show you. Would you like me to show you?
是的。是的。是的。 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
好吧。我叫莫蒂。 Okay. My name's Morty.
如果你愿意，可以这么叫我。 You can call me that if you want to.
好吧，莫蒂，给我们上几课。 Okay, Morty, give us a few lessons.
我会的。球快进了吗? I will. Almost through with the ball?
是的。好吧，我们拿着它，往这边走。 Yeah. Okay, let's have it and step this way.
抓住它，抓住它。得到。 Get that, get it. Get that.
在这里。我们开始吧! Right here. Here we go!
哦。得到。嘿! Oh. Get that. Hey!
球! The ball!
站在这儿。 Stand over here.
一直盯着那里。 Keep your eye right on there.
明白了吗?都是节奏。 Get the idea? It's all rhythm.
明白了吗?是的。 Get the idea? Yeah.
想试试吗?是的，我们有。 Wanna try it? Yes, we do.
好吧，继续。 All right, go ahead.
你们做得很好，孩子们。 You did very good, boys.
谢谢你！谢谢你！谢谢你！ Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
我不能教你太多，因为你们很优秀，孩子们。 I couldn't teach you too much, because you're very good, boys.
谢谢你！谢谢你！谢谢你！ Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
不客气你经常这么做，对吧? You're welcome. You do this a lot, right?
是的。是的。 Yes. Yeah.
是的。我能看看球吗? Yeah. Could I see the ball?
是的。 Yeah.
-你们这些自作聪明的家伙!-把球给我们! - You smart alecks! - Give us our ball!
给，给，孩子们。 Here, here, boys.
我忍不住想知道发生了什么。 I couldn't help but see what was going on.
现在，让我给大家一些建议: Now, let me give you all some advice:
让那个孩子拿球。 Let that kid have the ball.
如果你抓住他又有什么用? What good is it gonna do if you catch him?
这只会引起争吵，争吵是解决不了问题的。 It's only gonna lead to an argument, and nothing ever gets solved by arguing.
要善良，要体贴。 Be kind and be sweet.
随着年龄的增长，你会发现，同意并遵守人们制定的所有规则要好得多。 You'll find out as you grow older that it's much better to agree and to adhere to all the rules that people set up.
Durocher先生。是吗? Mr. Durocher. Yes?
你打往纽约的电话已经打好了。 Your call to New York is ready.
非常感谢。 Thank you very much.
Oh-whoa ! Oh-whoa!
莫蒂! Morty!
是的,先生。 Yes, sir.
莫蒂，我很痒，快把我逼疯了。 Morty, I've got an itch that's driving me crazy.
请帮我搔背好吗? Will you scratch my back, please?
你的背吗?是的。 Your back? Yeah.
我希望没有人进来。我们看起来好傻。 I hope no one comes in. We look so silly.
再高一点。 A little higher.
我希望没有人进来。我们看起来好傻。 I hope no one comes in. We look so silly.
哦，抓的更高。 Oh, higher on the scratching.
小小丑。 Little clown.
你好。你是莫蒂，对吗? Hello. You're Morty, aren't you?
是啊，你怎么知道? Well, yeah, how'd you know?
那个小小丑跟我说了你的事。 The little clown told me all about you.
噢,是吗?哦，他是个可爱的小家伙。 Oh, yeah? Oh, he's a cute little fella.
我是木兰。我来自南方腹地。 I'm Magnolia. I'm from the Deep South.
是吗?啊哈。 Are you? Uh-huh.
没有在开玩笑吧? No kidding?
不，真的，我不是在开玩笑。 N-no, really, I'm not kidding at all.
我从来都不知道。 I'd have never known it.
真的吗? Really?
我发誓。 I swear.
我只是在开玩笑。我来自新泽西。 I'm only teasing. I'm from New Jersey.
真的吗?是的。 Are you really? Yeah.
——什么?是什么风把你吹到离家这么远的地方? What--? Whatever brought you so far from your home?
哦,好吧…我想，从我记事起，我就想去好莱坞，看看电影明星和工作室，看看所有制作电影的人，看看他们是如何制作电影的。 Oh, well... I guess, for as long as I can remember, I wanted to go to Hollywood and see the movie stars and the studios and all the people that made the pictures and how they made them.
我想这对我来说并不罕见，就像很多我这个年龄喜欢电影的人一样。 And I guess it wasn't uncommon with me, like with a lot of other guys my age that liked movies.
所以我攒了一些钱，有一天我上了一辆公共汽车……于是我来到了好莱坞 So I saved up some money, and one day I got on a bus... and here I was, in Hollywood.
所以当我来到这里时，我意识到我并没有比在新泽西时更接近成功。 So when I got here, I realized I wasn't any closer to it than when I was in New Jersey.
正如你所知，当你远离某样东西而你无法到达它的时候，这比你离它很近但你无法到达它的时候要糟糕得多。 And, as you know, when you're far away from something and you can't get to it, that's not quite half as bad as when you're close to that something and you can't get to it.
对吧?是的。 Right? Yeah.
是的，没错。我认为这是对的。 Yeah, that's right. I think it's right.
是的。 Yeah.
所以，我想我只是有点过度焦虑了。 So, I guess I was just a little overanxious.
我很高兴能在工作室工作，所以我……我向他们保证我会提供他们想要的信息。 I was so delighted and happy about working at a studio that I... I promised them I would give them the information they wanted.
我做不到。 And I can't do it.
嗯。 Huh.
我甚至连间谍都不及格。 I even flunked spy.
真可惜。 What a shame.
这还不是全部。 Well, that's not all.
从我来这儿的第一天起，我就一直给大家惹麻烦。 From the first day that I got here, I've done nothing but cause everybody trouble.
我不是故意的。 I didn't mean to.
只是我在这里工作太开心了，以至于有一半的时间我都没有想到。 It's just that I've been so delighted with working here, that I didn't think half of the time.
我是个勤杂工。 I'm a gofer.
他们告诉我要这样做，要那样做。 They tell me to go for this and go for that.
我甚至不能正确地选择这个或那个。 And I can't go for this or go for that even properly.
唯一的原因，我猜，他们没有给我斧头是因为他们可能认为我会告诉他们很多事情。 And the only reason, I guess, they haven't given me the ax is because they probably figure I'm gonna tell them a lot of things.
好了，我已经占用你足够多的时间了。 Well, I've taken up about enough of your time.
我很抱歉让你久等了，但是… I'm sorry that I've bent your feathers so long, but...
等一下。 Wait a minute.
我刚想到一件事。那是什么? I just thought of something. What's that?
我知道我不是很聪明。 Well, I know I'm not terribly smart.
很多人说也许我失去了一些理智，但我不傻。 And a lot of people are saying that maybe I lost a couple of my marbles, but I ain't dumb.
你不必有哈佛大学的毕业证书——尽管如果你想在华盛顿工作的话，有这样的证书是很好的——要知道……木偶不会说话。 And you don't have to have a Harvard graduation certificate-- although it would be good to have that if you ever wanted to work in Washington-- to know that... puppets can't talk.
那要看情况了。 Well, that depends.
你能——?你还记得你小时候父母带你去看木偶戏吗? Can you--? Can you remember when you were a little boy and your parents took you to a puppet show?
你会怎么想，“为什么，他们几乎还活着。” And how you'd think, "Why, they're almost alive."
或者"他们让我相信他们还活着" Or, "They made me believe they're alive"?
是的，我记得，我记得。 Yeah, I remember that, I do.
嗯，现在也没什么不同了。 Well, it isn't any different now.
尤其是当你想要相信你的所见所闻的时候。 Especially when you want to believe what you see and hear.
所以你看，莫蒂，你真的很喜欢这个小小丑以至于相信了他的外表。你没有停下来分析他。 So you see, Morty, you actually liked the little clown enough to take him at face value. You didn't stop to analyze him.
你只是喜欢你所看到的，相信你喜欢的。 You just liked what you saw, and you believed what you liked.
是的。啊哈。 Yeah. Uh-huh.
是的，我想是的。 Yeah, I guess so.
你还知道别的吗？什么？ You know something else? What?
我相信你。很好。 I believe you. Fine.
我也喜欢你。 And I like you too.
我喜欢喜欢你。 I like liking you.
这让我感觉很好……只是喜欢一个人。 It makes me feel good... just liking someone.
嗯…我真的得走了。 Well... I've gotta really go now.
也许我会再来找你，嗯? Maybe I'll come by and see you again, huh?
好吧。再见。 All right. Goodbye.
再见。 Bye-bye.
代我向小小丑问好。 Say hello to the little clown for me.
哦，我会的。再见。 Oh, I will. Bye.
再见。 Bye.
哦，亲爱的。 Oh, my darling.
哦，亲爱的。 Oh, my love.
我的爱。 My love.
亲爱的，为我们的告别干杯。 And here's to a fond farewell, my love.
因为我们再也不会相见了……至少在这个世界上是这样。 For we shall never meet again... at least in this world.
但如果我的祈祷应验了... ...也许我们会遇见……在遥远的世界。 But if my prayers are answered... ... maybe we will meet... in the world beyond.
告别。 Farewell.
再见。 Goodbye.
主要研究! Unh!
哦! Oh!
Unnh ! Unnh!
减少!然后打印出来。 Cut! And print that one.
可爱。可爱。 Lovely. Lovely.
你比我见过你的任何时候都伟大，安娜斯塔西娅。 You were more magnificent than I've ever seen you, Anastasia.
只是聪明的。辉煌。 Just brilliant. Brilliant.
谢谢你，杰森。 Thank you, Jason.
我觉得它很嫩。 I thought it was rather tender.
太好了。太棒了，安娜斯塔西娅。 Great. Just great, Anastasia.
但是，你一直都是，亲爱的。 But then, you always are, my dear.
你一直都是。 You always are.
好极了，阿纳斯塔西娅，好极了。灿烂的,阿纳斯塔西娅。 Splendid, Anastasia, splendid. Splendid, Anastasia.
你能在生日那天把照片包起来，真是太棒了! Isn't it wonderful you could wrap up the picture on your birthday?
也是在你生日那天。哦,t On your birthday too. Oh, T.P.
今天是你的生日，不是吗?今天是你的生日? It is your birthday, isn't it? It is your birthday?
你是怎么知道的?我们有办法的，安娜斯塔西娅。 How did you find out? We have ways, Anastasia.
是的，我们有办法的，阿纳斯塔，是不是，偷偷摸摸? Oh, yes, we have ways, Anasta-- Don't we, Sneak?
是的，tp，我们得去拿香槟，快点。 Yes, T.P., we have-- Go fetch the champagne, and hurry.
当下。 The present.
我去拿礼物，T.P. I'll get the present, T.P.
给你个小惊喜，亲爱的。 A little surprise, darling.
把这个! Bring this!
把摄像机转过来，继续拍。 Turn the cameras, keep them rolling.
把它们卷。 Roll them.
女士们，先生们……这是安娜斯塔西娅的生日。 Ladies and gentlemen... this is Anastasia Anastasia's birthday.
祝你生日快乐，来自……我和船员们。 Happy birthday to you, from... me and the crew.
生日快乐，安娜斯塔西娅。 Happy birthday, Anastasia.
现在，我们把啤酒喝了吧。 Uh, now, let's drink up that brew.
谢谢你，T.P. Thank you, T.P.
谢谢你们所有人。 And thank you, all of you.
你们都那么好，那么棒。 You're all so nice and wonderful.
我要真诚地敬酒。 I would like to make a sincere and honest toast.
让我们来告别吧，亲爱的，因为至少我们再也不会见面了但是我，我，我，阿纳斯塔西娅，亲爱的。 And here's to a fond farewell, my love, for we shall never again meet, at least-- But I-- I-- I-- Anastasia, darling.
永远不要用空杯子敬酒。 Never make a toast with an empty glass.
我来斟满，然后是烤面包。 Let me fill it, and then the toast.
哦，当然了。我真笨。 Oh, why, of course. How stupid of me.
打开它，好吗，孩子? Open that, will you, son?
嗯,是的。是的,女士。 Uh, yes. Yes, ma'am.
哦,不! Oh, no!
哦，你这个疯孩子! Oh, you crazy kid!
不!不! No! No!
哦,不! Oh, no!
不! No!
我——Whoa-oooh ! I-- Whoa-oooh!
奥奥! Ooh-ooh!
不! No!
不!不!不! No! No! No!
这是怎么回事? What's going on here?
什么事这么好笑? What's so funny?
来吧，告诉我，这样我也能笑了。 Come on, tell me so I can laugh too.
这绝对是我这辈子见过的最有趣的事。 It's absolutely the funniest thing I've seen in my entire life.
是什么?最有趣的事情是什么? What is? What's the funniest thing?
你们都在看什么? What have you all been looking at?
你的跑腿小子，那个疯子，莫蒂。 Your errand boy, that nutty kid, Morty.
这是我多年来在银幕上看到的最好的喜剧表演。 That's the best comedy performance I've seen on the screen in years.
“性能”?那个跑腿的? "Performance"? From that errand boy?
没错，一场我从未见过的表演。 That's right, a performance, the likes of which I've never seen.
所以我们的纽约方法小导演，这是他见过的最棒的东西吗? So our little New York Method director, that's the best thing he's ever seen?
是的，互惠先生。 Yes, Mr. Paramutual.
我从来没见过这样的。 The likes of which I've never seen.
你到底是谁? And just who are you?
你是谁，那种"我拍了30年电影"的人吗? Just who are you, one of those "I've been making pictures for 30 years" kind of guys?
这对我来说还不够。 That's not enough of a criterion for me.
你可能拍错了那些电影。 You could have been making those pictures wrong.
让我告诉你。 Let me tell you something.
你最好把它记起来。 And it might be wise for you to remember it.
世界上任何人都愿意为演出付出任何代价。因为表演只不过是一种表现形式。 Anyone in the world would give anything to do a performance... because-- Because performing is nothing more than a form of expression.
但不是每个人都能公开自由地表达自己。 But not everyone is capable of-- Of expressing themselves openly and freely.
因此，只有极少数人被选中。 And therefore, only a few, only a very few are chosen.
选择为数百万不能，不知道或永远不会有机会这样做的人交流和表达。 Chosen to-- To communicate and express for the millions that-- That either can't, don't know how or would never get the opportunity to do so.
那些被选中的少数人被称为演员。 And those few that are chosen are called actors.
但他们仍然是人。 But they're still people.
我还可以补充一句……一群非常特别的人。 And I might add, a... A very special kind of people.
是的，互惠先生，那是一场表演。 Yes, Mr. Paramutual, that was a performance.
这是一个能够表达自己感受的人，无论是戏剧性的还是喜剧性的，因为他会交流。 And given by one who can express what he feels, whether it be dramatic or comic, because he communicates.
是的，他会交流。 Yes, he communicates.
这是形成伟大恒星的至关重要的物质。 And that's the vitally important substance that makes great stars.
有了这个孩子，互惠先生，你不仅有了一个潜在的大明星和喜剧天才……你有一座金矿。 With this kid, Mr. Paramutual, you've not only got a potential great star and comedy find... you've got a gold mine.
世界卫生大会——? Wha--?
哦，这太荒谬了。哦，是吗? Oh, this is preposterous. Oh, it is, huh?
你可以感谢你的幸运之星，他为你工作，因为就在你的手掌里，你就在你的手掌里，你有明星的材料。 Well, you can thank your lucky stars that he's working for you, because right in the palm of your hand, you got-- Right in the palm of your hand, you have star material.
一个能让人发笑的人。 Someone who can make people laugh.
这是一种难以定义的品质，但无论如何，它就在屏幕上。 Now that's a quality that's difficult to define, but nonetheless, it's there on that screen.
这孩子会让你发大财的。 And this kid will make you a fortune.
更多的钱甚至比……你会知道该怎么做的，先生。 More money than even... you'll know what to do with, sir.
“性能”。“明星材料。” "Performance." "Star material."
“金矿”。 "Gold mine."
“财富”呢? "Fortune"?
偷偷摸摸的行为。 Sneak.
把那个男孩叫来，莫蒂，好吗?快点。 Get that boy, Morty, here, will you? Hurry up.
你忘了吗，T.P.? Have you forgotten, T.P.?
你把他赶出了停车场，记得吗? You had him thrown off the lot, remember?
哦，大白鲨……白痴! Oh, Great White... Idiot!
是的,是的。好吧，好吧，我是个白痴。 Yeah, yeah. All right, all right, I'm an idiot.
但是求你了，偷偷摸摸，去找那个男孩，好吗?我们需要那个男孩。 But please, Sneak, go get that boy, will you? We need that boy.
你自己去找他，大嘴巴。 Get him yourself, bigmouth.
是啊，我是个大嘴巴，但我们去找那个男孩吧，我非常需要他。 Yeah, I'm a bigmouth, but let's get that boy, I need him, awful bad.
你知道，我把他当儿子看待。 Now, you know, I like him like a son.
你好,海伦。 Hello, Helen.
嗨，你好吗? Hi, how are you?
嗨,鲍勃。 Hi, Bob.
昨晚看到你的电影了，莫蒂。太棒了。 Saw your picture last night, Morty. It was great.
谢谢你，史塔克。 Thank you, Stark.
宝贝。有祸了。宝贝。有祸了。 Babe. Woe. Babe. Woe.
参议员高。参议员高。 Sen. Tall. Sen. Tall.
Babewoesentall。Baywumpenbum。 Babewoesentall. Baywumpenbum.
不，不，你没拿到。 No, no, you didn't get it.
嗨。你好。 Hi. Hello.
哦,很好。你学会了如何……很好。 Oh, good. You learned how to... Very nice.
哦，再见。再见。 Oh, see you. Bye.
我是说，你好……嗯…哦。 I mean, hello... Uh... Oh.
你好，海伦，洛林。波特兰。 Hello, Helen, Lorraine. Portland.
嗨。嗨。你好。 Hi. Hi. Hello there.
嗨。爱你，爱你。爱你。嗨。 Hi. Love you, love you. Love you. Hi.
好吧，我就当个狗娘养的。 Well, I'll be a son of a gun.
那孩子在干什么? What's that kid doing?
嘿,小子! Hey, kid!
你完全做错了。 You're doing that all wrong.
我是说，我不想管你的事，但我一开始就是这样的。 I mean, I don't like to tell you your business, but I started this way.
让我到这里来一下，我给你们展示一下……我来告诉你怎么做。 Let me just come up here a second, I'll show you what it's... Let me show you how to do this.
这是一项非常困难的工作，除非你做得好。 It's a very difficult job, unless you do it right.
在这里，不要惊慌。等 Here, don't panic. Wait.
持有它。 Hold it.
我曾经这样做过。我是说，我就是这样开始的。 I used to do this. I mean, that's how I started.
你不介意我帮你或者带你去吧? You don't mind if I help you or show you?
因为你搞混了。 Because you're getting it all very mixed-up.
你得有耐心才行。 You gotta do this with patience.
你给我看什么我就看什么 Wh-- I'll watch whatever you show me.