（风轻轻地吹着） (wind blowing gently)
（窃窃私语的声音） (voices whispering)
（重金属主题演奏） (heavy metal theme playing)
（雷声轰鸣） (thunder crashing)
（雷声轰鸣） (thunder crashes)
（电嗡嗡声） (electrical humming)
大家好 (in English),Hello.
我们是“插爆直肠”， We are Impaled Rektum,
我们在此演奏... and we are here to play...
不准演奏交响乐-后世界末日-碾驯鹿-虐待基督- 极端战争-异教-芬诺斯坎迪金属！ (heavy metal theme playing)
...嗯，舞曲 ...um, dance music.
（乐队演奏“Prisoner of Flesh”慢舞 风格） (band playing "Prisoner of Flesh" humpaa style)
♪ 被监禁 ♪ ♪ Incarcerated ♪
♪ 被锁在这层楼 ♪ ♪ Chained to this floor ♪
♪ 这个被遗弃的地牢 ♪ ♪ This forsaken dungeon ♪
♪ 我必须忍受 ♪ ♪ I must endure ♪
♪ 在这些折磨的栅栏后面 ♪ ♪ Behind these bars of torment ♪
♪ 我的精神渴望翱翔 ♪ ♪ My spirit yearns to soar ♪
♪ 存在的囚徒 ♪ ♪ A prisoner of existence ♪
♪ 渴望更多 ♪ ♪ Craving something more ♪
♪ 外面的世界在召唤 ♪ ♪ The world outside beckons ♪
♪ 一个我永远不会见到的地方 ♪ ♪ A place I'll never see ♪
♪ 悬赏一块石头和迫击炮 ♪ ♪ Bounty a stone and mortar ♪
-（锁蜂鸣声）-♪ 我的灵魂可以自由♪ -(lock beeps) -♪ My spirit can be free ♪
♪ 就像一只需要拉屎的苍蝇 ♪ ♪ Like a fly in need of shit ♪
♪ 我需要再次飞翔 ♪ ♪ I need to fly once more ♪
♪ 要是我有翅膀就好了…… ♪ ♪ If only my wings had... ♪
（演奏死亡金属） (playing death metal)
♪ 耶啊！ ♪ ♪ Yeah! ♪
（含糊不清地唱着死亡金属） (singing death metal indistinctly)
停下来！现在！ Stop it! Now!
（哨声响起） (whistle blows)
（图罗笑） (Turo laughs)
（芬兰语）我们差点就进入合唱了！ (in Finnish) We almost made it to the chorus!
进入直肠！ Into the Rektum!
乐队成员：进入直肠！ BAND MEMBERS: Into the Rektum!
（车轮吱吱作响） (wheel squeaking)
（男人们在远处断断续续地喊叫） (men yelling intermittently in distance)
典狱长（英语）：啊，修特拉克斯先生，呵呵 WARDEN (in English): Ah, Mr. Xytrax. Heh.
修特拉克斯：典狱长 XYTRAX: Warden.
听着，拥有欧洲最大的金属图书馆 Listen, having the biggest library
很精彩，真的很精彩 of metal in Europe is wonderful, really wonderful.
我甚至在“监狱咨询”网站，我们的页面上写过这件事，但是...... I even write about it in our,PrisonAdvisor page, but...
（电吉他连复段） (electric guitar riffing)
（含糊不清地喊叫） (yells indistinctly)
（吉他停止） (guitar stops)
你还好吗？ Are you okay?
（吉他继续） (guitar continues)
（肯定地咕哝） (grunts affirmatively)
（吉他停止） (guitar stops)
（口哨声） (whistles)
无论如何，正如我所说， Anyway, as I was saying,
我们的一些囚犯已经... some of our inmates have been...
在选择音乐方面相当燥了 rather vocal about the music selection,
而且，嗯，我只是想知道， and, um, I was just wondering,
是否可以尝试其他音乐类型？ is it possible to maybe try other genres?
不 No.
不？ No?
不，好吧 No. Okay.
讲得好！ Good talk!
洛特沃宁：嘿 LOTVONEN: Hey.
（芬兰语）你觉得这个独奏怎么样？ (in Finnish) What do you think of this solo?
（演奏三个音符） (plays three notes)
不... No...
（演奏不和谐音符） (playing discordant notes)
（欧拉大喊） (Oula yells)
-（停止播放）-（欧拉咕哝） -(stops playing) -(Oula grunts)
我同意欧拉的观点 I agree with Oula.
洛特沃宁：你是怎么做到的？（戴夫·马斯泰恩） LOTVONEN: How do you do it?
（洗衣机有节奏地敲击） (washer thumping rhythmically)
（金属吉他弹奏同样的节奏） (metal guitar playing same rhythm)
（鼓声加入） (drum beat joining in)
（人群欢呼） (crowd cheering)
修特拉克斯：图罗 XYTRAX: Turo.
（洗衣机有节奏地敲击） (washer thumping rhythmically)
我们预订了芬兰东北部之旅的最后一场演出 We booked the last gig of our,Northeastern Finland tour.
- 音乐节？ -巴菲的地下室 -A festival? -Barfie's Basement.
是吗 Is it
大场地？ a big venue?
不，是巴菲的地下室 No, it's Barfie's Basement.
只有真正的金属迷才知道的地方 Only true metalheads know it.
这次演出是为少数被选中的人准备的 This tour is going to be for the chosen few.
嗯嗯 Mm-hmm.
我们可能甚至要将其中一些人拒之门外 And we might even have to turn some of them away.
（缓慢的金属主题演奏） (slow metal theme playing)
也许是我们的律师来了 Maybe our lawyer is coming.
他明确表示他不会回来 He made it pretty clear he's not coming back.
也许是你的父母，洛特沃宁 Maybe your parents are coming, Lotvonen.
他们参观不起这里 They can't afford to visit here.
（远处门锁发出嗡嗡声） (door lock buzzes in distance)
我希望是撒旦 I hope it's Satan.
我一直在呼唤他 I've been calling him.
（门打开、关闭） (door opens, closes)
（英文），先生们 (in English),Gentlemen.
（芬兰语），你好 (in Finnish),Hello.
你好 Hello.
（英语）请允许我自我介绍一下 (in English) Please allow me to introduce myself.
我的名字是麦克斯韦·埃夫拉伊姆·菲斯托 My name is Maxwell Efraim Fisto.
很高兴认识你 (in English),Nice to meet you.
哇哦 Wow.
插爆直肠 Impaled Rektum.
你们的名声在外 Your reputation precedes you.
你们现在是世界上最危险的乐队 You're the most dangerous band in the world right now.
好的 Nice.
然而，你看起来并不像 Yet, you don't seem like
通常的嫌犯 the usual suspects.
服刑的原因是... Serving a prison sentence for...
在芬兰和挪威之间 causing an armed conflict
引发武装冲突 between Finland and Norway,
盗墓、绑架， grave robbing, kidnapping.
我曾经待过精神病院 I was in a mental hospital.
暴怒问题 Anger issues.
不过，一切都已经过去了 All in the past, though
（笑），我代表并管理着 (chuckles),I represent and manage
金属乐领域中最大牌的乐队 the biggest bands in metal music.
也许，我不知道你是否听说过我的一些客户 Maybe, I don't know if you've heard of some of my clients.
呕吐物散布者、尸体亲吻者 Vomit Distributor, Corpse Kisser.
- 血摩托 - 血摩托？ -Bloodmotor. -Bloodmotor?
我来这里的原因是 The reason why I'm here is
因为我有一个建议给你 because I have a proposition for you.
一场音乐会 A concert.
在德国瓦肯 In Wacken. Germany.
瓦肯是最大、最响亮、最燥的， Wacken is the biggest, loudest, hardest,
世界上最精彩的金属音乐节 most amazing metal music festival in the world.
十万人齐聚一堂 A hundred thousand people gather together
庆祝世界上最伟大的金属乐队 to celebrate the world's greatest metal music bands.
马大卫会出席吗？（MEGADETH乐队主创） Is Dave Mustaine going to be there?
每个人都会去那里 Everyone is going to be there.
（笑声） (chuckles)
好的 Okay.
听起来不错 Sounds good.
你们的补偿金 Your compensation.
我知道这不多，5万欧元， I know it's not much, 50,000 euros,
但千载难逢的机会 but a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity
以史诗般的规模融化（听众们的）脸 to melt faces on an epic scale.
瓦肯之后... And after Wacken...
-（重击桌子）-...我向你保证 -(thumps on table) -...I promise you
你所有的梦想都会成真 all your dreams are gonna come true.
那么，你说呢？ So, what do you say?
（笑声） (laughter)
不 No.
为什么不呢？ Why no?
瓦肯是一个过度商业化的音乐节 Wacken is an overcommercial festival
对于想要成为金属党的人来说 for wannabe metalheads.
而且我们已经计划好了自己的巡演 And we already have our own tour planned.
但这是一个很大的机会 But it's a big opportunity.
我们可以考虑一下 We could think about it.
菲斯托：真遗憾 FISTO: What a shame.
也许这毕竟不适合你 Maybe this is not for you, after all.
不！ No!
我的意思是，是的！ I mean, yes!
我们可以... We could...
而且，那时我们还在监狱里 Also, we are still in prison then.
菲斯托：很抱歉听到这个消息，修特拉克斯 FISTO: Sorry to hear, Xytrax.
那很不幸 That's unfortunate.
也许我们可以再演一场 Maybe we could play another gig.
在音乐节之后 Later.
图罗，这是一次千载难逢的机会 Turo, this is a one-off opportunity.
很遗憾 Unfortunately.
谢谢你们宝贵的时间，先生们 Thank you for your precious time, gentlemen.
享受今天剩下的时间 Enjoy the rest of today.
祝你好运 And good luck.
（门砰地关上） (door slams shut)
我们刚刚拒绝了瓦肯 (in Finnish),We just said no to Wacken.
还有50,000欧元 And to 50,000 euros.
那很金属 That's metal.
（羊咩咩） (sheep baaing)
下一个就是你了 You're next.
（重金属主题演奏） (heavy metal theme playing)
洛特沃宁屠宰场 LOTVONEN SLAUGHTERHOUSE
我勒个去... What the hell...
（呻吟） (groans)
（身体重击） (body thumps)
梅尔贾：佩卡 MERJA: Pekka.
佩卡！ Pekka!
典狱长（英文）：我们非常悲伤 WARDEN (in English): We are so extremely sad
听说你父亲的事 to hear about your father.
值得庆幸的是，他目前情况稳定 Thankfully, he's in a stable condition.
我确信我们可以做出某种安排...... And I'm sure we can make some kind of arrangement...
-（电话响起）-...请您-- 抱歉 -(phone rings) -...for you to-- Sorry.
-是的，你好？ 皮特森先生， -Yes, hello? -HILDE (in Norwegian): Mr. Pettersen,
你让我告诉你 you asked me to let you know
当“监狱咨询”的客人到达时 when the guests from,PrisonAdvisor have arrived.
（挪威语）是的，太好了，谢谢你，希尔德 (in Norwegian) Yes, great. Thank you, Hilde.
确保每个人都微笑 Make sure everyone is smiling.
一切都必须完美 Everything has to be perfect.
好的，伟大的 Okay. Great.
（英语）呃，我很抱歉 (in English) Uh, I'm so sorry.
我——我需要——离开 I-- I need to-- to leave.
啊，但是我们的安全主管，多肯夫人 Ah, but our head of security, Mrs. Dokken,
她会照顾好一切 she will take care of everything.
嗯，是的，是的 Um, yes, yes.
（呼气） (exhales)
（挪威语），重要的一天 (in Norwegian),A big day.
（英语）好吧，再见，再见 (in English) Well, see you. See you.
（门打开、关闭） (door opens, closes)
（英语），关于假期 (in English),About the vacation.
两周可以吗？ Can you make it two weeks?
失去一个人是很困难的 Losing someone is difficult.
我知道，我失去了很多 I know. I lost a lot.
我是武装部队的一名上校 I was a colonel in the armed forces.
我有步枪、手榴弹、导弹 I had rifles, grenades, missiles.
然后，所有这些娘娘腔的谈话就开始了 And then, all this sissy talk started.
突然间，我“有暴力倾向” Suddenly, I was "prone to violence"
和“过度使用武力” and "using excessive force."
我是一名士兵，该死的！ I was a soldier, goddamn it!
现在我被困在这个笑话监狱里看守像你这样的白痴 Now I'm stuck guarding idiots like you in this joke prison
除了这根发臭的棍子之外什么也没有！ with nothing more than this stinking stick!
你会得到你应得的 You will get what you deserve.
我会向你保证 I'll promise you that.
（囚犯们叽叽喳喳） (prisoners chattering)
为什么我们总是吃鲑鱼？ (in Finnish),Why do we always have salmon?
他们不让你回家？ They didn't let you go home?
这就像监狱一样 This is just like prison.
爸爸癫痫发作 Dad had a seizure
治疗费需要 30,000 欧元 when they found out they need 30,000 euros
否则他们就会失去农场 or they'll lose the farm.
他们没有那么多钱 They don't have that kind of money.
我要越狱 I'm going to escape.
你不是认真的 You're not serious.
我必须趁爸爸还活着的时候去见他 I have to see Dad while he's still alive.
你知道我们还需要多少时间才能做到吗？ Do you know how much more time we'll have to do for that?
我们只剩下几个月的时间了 We only have a couple of months left.
我们可以用瓦肯音乐节的收入拯救屠宰场 We could save the slaughterhouse with the money from Wacken.
佩卡对我来说就像父亲一样 Pekka is like a dad to me.
农场对我们来说就像一个家 The farm is like a home to us.
我说我们去参加那场演出吧 I say we go play that gig.
为装腔作势乐迷举办的主流音乐节 A mainstream festival for metal posers.
但越狱还是很酷的 But escaping prison would be cool, though.
（笑声） (chuckles)
我们走吧 Let's go.
（笑） (laughs)
你不可能是认真的 You can't be serious.
当你看到我的计划时，你会改变主意的 You're going to change your mind when you see my plan.
我对此进行了周全的计划 I planned this thoroughly.
时机在这里非常重要 Timing is really important here.
（英语）这就是你的逃跑计划吗？ (in English) Is that an escape plan you have here?
你是个十足的白痴吗？ Are you a complete idiot?
我们没有直升机 We don't have a helicopter.
离开这座监狱的唯一方法就是使用这张钥匙卡 The only way out of this prison is with this key card.
但问题是 But the problem is
像你这样的白痴 that an idiot like you
永远拿不到它 will never get his hands on it.
（咯咯笑） (giggles)
（尖叫声） (screams)
（重金属主题演奏） (heavy metal theme playing)
来帮帮我！ (in Finnish),Come help me!
（呻吟） (groans)
回来吧！ (in English),Come back here!
快吐出来！ DOKKEN: Spit it out!
他们将停止提供三文鱼自助餐！ They're gonna stop serving the salmon buffet!
被誉为在整个斯堪的纳维亚半岛 WARDEN: It has been called the best seafood buffet
最好吃的海鲜自助餐 in all of Scandinavia.
（咕哝声） (grunts)
（大家都在叫嚷） (all clamoring)
呵呵，这是... Heh. It is the...
暴动重现俱乐部 riot reenactment club.
越来越真实了哈 It's starting to look really authentic.
非常好，伙计们 Very good, guys.
很棒的痛殴 Great thrashing.
接下来我们去看看水疗中心怎么样？ How about we check out the spa next.
是的？呵呵 Yeah? Heh.
（大家都在叫嚷） (all clamoring)
（每次跳跃都会发出嗡嗡声） (buzzes with each leap)
（嗡嗡声） (buzzes)
（嘟嘟声） (beeps)
我们已经等了一个小时了 TURO (in Finnish): We've been waiting an hour.
穿成这样需要亿点点时间 It takes a long time to do this.
有时候你可以做出妥协 TURO: Sometimes you could make a compromise.
业余爱好者才妥协 Compromises are for amateurs.
（重金属主题演奏） (heavy metal theme playing)
（嗡嗡声） (buzzing)
拉起衣服试试 Try bareback.
（嗡嗡声） (buzzing)
停下来！ (in English),Stop!
我们赶紧离开这里吧，快速地！ (in Finnish) Let's get the hell out of here. Fast!
-（嗡嗡声） -警卫：嘿 -(buzzes) -GUARD: Hey.
（远处响起警报声） (alarm blaring in distance)
让我猜一下 (in English),Let me guess.
你们是“监狱咨询”的访客 You are the visitors from PrisonAdvisor.
是的 Yes.
我就知道 I knew it.
我真的很擅长读懂人 I'm really good at reading people.
抱歉你在暴动之日到来 Sorry you came on the riot day.
这几乎不会发生 It almost never happens.
我可以看看你的通行证吗？ May I see your passes?
不 No.
让我猜一下 Let me guess.
你在暴动中弄丢了 You lost it in the riot.
是的 Yes.
我还能说啥捏 What can I say.
这是一份礼物 It's a gift.
（键盘发出蜂鸣声） (keypad beeping)
关门！ (in Norwegian),Close the gate!
关门！ Close the gate!
对不起，伙计们，但是，我必须关上门 (in English) Sorry, guys, but,I will have to close the gate.
请移到另一边 Please move to the other side.
（重金属主题演奏） (heavy metal theme playing)
并且不要忘记给我们评分！ And don't forget to rate us!
你为什么要吃掉钥匙卡？ (in Finnish) Why did you have to eat the key card?
我即刻搞定，我的新陈代谢很快 I'll take care of this. My metabolism is fast.
（呻吟） (groaning)
伙计们！ Guys!
（守卫喋喋不休） (guards chattering)
（胀气） (flatulence)
（发动机启动） (engine starts)
我有图书管理员的钥匙卡 I have a librarian's keycard.
我每周都会收到来自大陆的新专辑 I get new records from the mainland once a week.
停下来！ DOKKEN (in English): Stop!
（典狱长叹气） (warden sighs)
哦，亲爱的 WARDEN (in Norwegian): Oh, dear.
这不好，一点都不好 This is not good. Not good at all.
典狱长：当“监狱咨询”发现囚犯越狱的话...... WARDEN: When PrisonAdvisor finds out prisoners have left us...
-能给六分就很开心啦 - 前提是如果他们发现 -We can be happy if they give us a six. -If they find out.
啊？ Huh?
让我们自己去找他们吧，没人会发现 Let's find them on our own. Nobody needs to find out.
-你是什么意思？ -来抓住他们吧 -What do you mean? -Let's catch them.
把他们扔进海里 Throw them into the sea.
你在说什么？ What are you talking about?
（难以置信地笑） (laughs incredulously)
我只是开玩笑 I was just kidding.
我的意思是我们应该把他们带回来进行康复治疗 I meant we should bring them back for rehabilitation.
我知道最适合这份工作的人选 I know the perfect person for the job.
高效的，有动力，受过训练 Efficient. Motivated. Trained.
我 Me.
确定不是因为个人恩怨？ Are you sure you're not taking this personally?
哦，不，绝对不是 Oh, no. Absolutely not.
我很担心男孩们 I'm worried about the boys.
他们对我来说就像孩子一样 They're like children to me.
我是一个很有母爱的人 I'm a very motherly person.
是的 Yeah.
（叹气） (sighs)
我只想这里成为 I just want this to be
人们想来的监狱 a prison people want to come to.
（重金属主题演奏） (heavy metal theme playing)
挪威鳕鱼 NORWEGIAN COD
我给妈妈带了鱼，这样她就不用总是吃羊肉了 (in Finnish) I'm bringing Mom fish so she doesn't always have to eat lamb.
（枪声） (gunshot)
我想知道它是否熟过头了 I wonder if it was overripe.
（枪声） (gunshot)
滚出去！ MERJA: Get the hell out!
我不跟你做生意！ I ain't trading with you!
我会免费给你的 I would've given it to you for free.
-克里斯蒂安 -（羊咩咩） -Kristian. -(sheep baaing)
噢，主啊 MERJA: Oh, Lord.
你怎么在这里？ How come you're here?
我以为你们是银行的人 I thought you were the guys from the bank.
我是来看爸爸的 I came to see Dad.
噢 MERJA: Aw.
图罗 Turo.
欧拉 Oula.
你好 Hello.
西特塔克 Zyrtec.
-修特拉克斯 -对 -Xytrax. -Right.
穿西装的男人要求我们 The men in suits demand we invest money
翻新屠宰场 in renovating the slaughterhouse,
但我们没有那么多钱 but we don't have that kind of money.
他们想趁火打劫 The vultures are already waiting,
用推土机推平院子 wanting to bulldoze the yard
并建立一个该死的超市 and build a darn supermarket.
但我们不会不战而屈人之兵 But we won't give up without a fight.
（缓慢的金属主题演奏） (slow metal theme playing)
医生怀疑 The doctor suspects
对失去农场的恐惧导致了精神崩溃 the fear of losing the farm has caused a mental breakdown.
他在这个地方付出了太多的心血 He's shed so much blood in this place
难舍难分 that they're tied together.
我将失去我老爸、家和工作 I'm going to lose my old man, home and job.
还有我们的排练场地 And our rehearsal space.
如果我们有钱的话 If we had money,
我们会帮忙的 we'd help.
我知道，你们是好孩子 I know that. You're good boys.
但现在我们只能等待奇迹的出现 But now we can only wait for a miracle.
我们有一个计划 We have a plan.
那张照片里的你们是如此年轻和兴奋 You were so young and excited in that picture.
扬基还活着 -是的 -Jynkky was still alive. -Yeah.
（来电铃声） (call ringing)
嘘 Shh.
响了 It's ringing.
-（电话铃声） -（英语）是的,很快 -(phone rings) -(in English) Yes. Pronto.
是的，啊哈 TURO (over phone in English): Yes. Ah-huh.
你好，菲斯托先生 Hello, Mr. Fisto.
呃，这是图罗 Uh, this is Turo.
谁？ Who?
图罗 Turo.
图罗·莫伊拉宁 Turo Moilanen.
来自插爆直肠 From Impaled Rektum.
图罗，插爆直肠 Turo, Impaled Rektum.
我怎会忘记呢？ How could I forget?
我们改变了主意， We changed our minds,
而且，呃，我们也出狱了 and, uh, we got out of prison, too.
我真的为你感到高兴 I'm really happy for you.
谢谢你让我知道 Thanks for letting me know.
但不幸的是，你们的瓦肯演出席位早就没啦 But, unfortunately, your Wacken slot is long gone.
哦 Oh.
是的，图罗 Yeah, Turo.
你不上有的是乐队上 The show must go on.
当然 Of course.
嗯，但是嘿，保重 Um, but hey, take care
向乐队致以最美好的祝愿 and send my best wishes to the band.
等待 Wait.
我需要这个 I need this.
我们——我们需要这个 We-- We need this.
我们会做任何事情 We'll do anything.
是的？ Yeah?
有个音乐节 There is this festival
两天后到达维尔纽斯（立陶宛首都） in Vilnius in two days.
你们走运，我有一个空缺席位 And lucky you, I have an open slot.
咖位不大，只是一个暖场位置 Now, nothing big, just a supporting act.
你向我展示你们的能耐，然后再商量 You show me what you can do and we take it from there.
是的，先生 Yes, sir.
谢谢 Thank you.
我们怎么去维尔纽斯？ How do we get to Vilnius?
啊，很高兴见到你 Ah, it will be great to see you.
-冲刺吧，再见！ -（手机嘟嘟声关闭） -Gotta dash. Bye! -(phone beeps off)
（拨号音嗡嗡声） (dial tone droning)
嗯？ (in Finnish),Well?
我们需要搭车 We need a ride.
爸爸的萨博修好了吗？ Is Dad's Saab still broken?
-（汽车驶近）-你觉得呢？ -(car approaching in distance) -What do you think?
欧拉：我们可以借用一下吗？ OULA: Could we borrow that?
图罗：什么？ TURO: What?
（戏剧主题演奏） (dramatic theme playing)
该死的！ Darn it!
完犊子了 I think our ride is here.
（远处有羊咩咩叫） (sheep baaing in distance)
好吧，玩得很开心 (in English) All right, you had your fun.
是时候回去了 Time to go back.
出来！ Come out!
别让我进来！ Don't make me come in there!
最后一次机会 Last chance.
给你们十秒钟 I'm going to give you to the count of ten,
然后我... and then I am...
聪明的举动，嬉皮士 Smart move, hippies.
（羊咩咩） (sheep baas)
咖啡和面包 (in Finnish),Coffee and buns.
哦，好吧，为什么不呢 (in English) Oh, well, why not.
任务完成了 Mission accomplished.
你知道，罪犯内心是脆弱的 You know, criminal minds are weak.
为自己想太多 Thinks too much about itself.
容易被愚弄 Easy to fool.
是的，是的 Yes. Yes.
所以... So...
不！ (in Norwegian),No!
（重金属主题演奏） (heavy metal theme playing)
多肯：回来吧！ DOKKEN: Come back!
（多肯隐隐约约地尖叫） (Dokken screaming indistinctly)
伙计们，我们摊上大事了 (in Finnish) Guys, we're in deep shit.
欧拉：我感觉不到我的屁股了 OULA: I can't feel my ass.
（远处传来船喇叭声） (boat horn blares in distance)
我们应该跨海 We should cross the sea.
而且我们没有钱 And we have no money.
呃， Well,
我们也没有护照 we don't have passports, either.
（众人议论纷纷） (people chattering)
（重金属主题演奏） (heavy metal theme playing)
（尖叫声） (screams)
不好 Shit.
那里有一个死人 There's a dead person there.
（上面传来脚步声） (footsteps thumping above)
这些跟踪狂是谁？ (in English) Whose stalkers are these anyway?
嘿，他妈的离开那里 Hey, get the fuck out of there.
这地方是给我们技术人员 That space is reserved
预留的 for our technician.
斯帕兹，把你的狗屎收拾起来 Spazz, get your shit together.
不，我离开时她还活着 SPAZZ: No, sir. She was alive when I left.
克里斯：有一天你不会醒来 CHRIS: One day you're not gonna wake up.
传奇永不消亡 Legends never die.
克里斯：嗯？ CHRIS: Uh-huh?
该死 (in Finnish),Darn it.
乌拉：你知道他们是谁吗？ OULA: Do you know who they are?
洛特沃宁：血摩托 LOTVONEN: Bloodmotor.
世界上最残酷的乐队 The most brutal band in the world.
五张专辑之前的事 Five albums ago.
有人见过这些人吗？ (in English) Anyone else seeing these people?
我们也是一支乐队 (in English),We are also a band.
插爆直肠 Impaled Rektum.
来自芬兰 From Finland.
酷 Cool.
你到底在这里做什么？ What the hell are you doing here?
我们冲出监狱去和 We broke out of the prison to fight
金融部门对农村地区小型农业企业的 the injustices of the financial sector
不公正行为作斗争 over small agricultural businesses in rural regions.
是的，那……绝对是 Yeah, that's... that's definitely something
我们应该担心的事情，是的 that we should be worried about, yeah.
（深沉的发声） (deep vocalization)
（管道嘶嘶声） (pipe hisses)
（低沉的声音）你们要去哪里？ (deep voice),Where you guys heading?
维尔纽斯 Vilnius.
这就是我们要去的地方 That's where we're going.
伙计们，请坐 Have a seat, guys.
《血的仆人》是我最喜欢的专辑 "Servants of Blood" is my favorite album,
有史以来最好的 all-time best.
你的声音，好沉重 Your vocals, so heavy.
你真的可以从内心感受到它 You can really feel it in your guts.
（笑声） (chuckles)
好吧，我们不再玩那些了 Well, we don't play that anymore.
我们已经进化了 We've evolved.
我们花了很长很长的时间 It took us a long, long time
去寻找我们的声音 to find our sound.
我认为情况正在变得更糟 I think it's just getting worse.
你说什么？ What did you say?
我说，我觉得你的音乐 I said, I think your music
情况正变得更糟 is just getting worse.
最近一张唱片尤其松散且缺乏灵感 The last record was especially loose and uninspired.
歌词没有上下文 The lyrics have no context.
吉他的声音很平淡，旋律也很平淡 The guitar sounds are bland, and so are the melodies.
与您的老专相比， Compared to your old records,
新专的只是肤浅的广播流行音乐 the new one is just superficial radio pop.
就连插画也很糟糕 Even the artwork is awful.
是的 Yeah.
这真是一张糟糕的专辑 It's a really bad record.
（猛击玻璃） (slams glass)
好吧，我得去哭了 Well, I'll have to go cry
坐在我的纯金马桶上 on my solid gold toilet
来渡过心理难关 to get over this one.
（笑声） (laughter)
来吧，伙计们，喝一杯 C'mon, have a drink, guys.
（重金属主题演奏） (heavy metal theme playing)
（吸气管） (inhales pipe)
抢 Rob.
哈利路亚 (in English),Hallelujah.
我的黄金小子 My golden boy.
你的旅行怎么样？ How was your trip?
又长又无聊 Long and boring.
幸运的是我们捡到了 Luckily we picked up
这些家伙 these dudes on the way.
我猜他们正在找你 I guess they're looking for you.
插爆直肠！ Impaled Rektum!
真的吗？ Really?
你真的做到了吗？ You really made it?
是的，先生 Yes, sir.
嘿！ Hey!
欢迎来到维尔纽斯 Welcome to Vilnius.
见到你真是太好了 Truly wonderful to see you.
我——，我感觉我起了鸡皮疙瘩 I--,I feel I'm getting goosebumps.
看着你 And look at you.
看看他们，罗布 Look at them, Rob.
如此年轻，充满活力 So young and full of energy.
和我们这些老家伙不一样 Unlike us, old geezers.
正确的？ Right?
是的，先生 Yes, sir.
好吧，我们还在等什么？ Well, what are we waiting for?
让我们开始吧 Let's get started.
跟我来，先生们 Follow me, gentlemen.
-克里斯 -呃？ -Chris. -Eh?
吸吮是怎么回事？ What's with the sucking?
吸吮？ Sucking?
罗布 Rob.
（吸空气） (sucks air)
呃，罗布的声音太犹如黑洞 Yeah. Rob's voice is so black
它会吸收光线 it sucks the light.
是氦气 It's helium.
菲斯托的想法 Fisto's idea.
销量上升了，你知道吗 The sales went up, you know,
当人们明白他在唱什么的时候 when people figured out what he was singing.
我的意思是，不是歌词 I mean, not that the lyrics
但无论如何...... make any sense, but anyway...
呃，别提了，好吗？ Uh, don't mention it, yeah?
这是一个敏感的问题 It's a touchy issue.
-好的 -再见 -Okay. -See you.
现实是，恕我直言 The reality is, with all my love and respect,
没有人认识你们，是吗？ nobody knows you, yeah?
所以，第一印象就是一切 So, first impressions are everything.
你必须脱颖而出 You've got to stand out.
你想要被记住 You want to be remembered.
那么，你感觉如何 So, how do you feel
关于演出时用火焰？ about playing on fire?
它总是取悦人群 It's always a crowd pleaser.
听起来不错 XYTRAX: Sounds good.
有过敏反应吗？ Any allergies?
蛇毒？ Snake venom?
石棉？ Asbestos?
牛血？ Cow blood?
我们倾向于使用驯鹿血， We tend to use reindeer blood,
但我们可以灵活处理 but we can be flexible.
喜欢！ Love it!
你们只要持续付出 You gentlemen just keep on giving.
这是什么？ What's this?
菲斯托：啊，曲目列表 FISTO: Ah. Music list.
翻唱 (in English),Covers.
万无一失 Surefire hits.
我们只演奏我们自己的音乐 We only play our music.
-呃，我们... -我知道，也没关系 -Uh, we... -I know. It's fine, too.
你必须尊重一个人的信念 You have to respect a man's conviction.
再次见到你真是太好了 Really great seeing you again.
平安回家，祝你好运 Safe travels home and good luck.
我们必须参加这场演出！ (in Finnish),We have to play this gig!
先生！ (in English),Sir!
-先生，费斯托 -呃... -Mr. Fisto. -Uh...
我确信我们能以某种方式解决这个问题 I'm sure we can work this out somehow.
我需要我的乐队充满饥饿感和意愿 I need my band hungry and willing.
当机会降临到你身上时，你必须抓住机会 You have to take chances when they're given to you.
显然你们不是这样的乐队 Obviously you're not such a band.
（缓慢的金属主题演奏） (slow metal theme playing)
（嘲笑），但是先生 (scoffs),But sir.
-（手机铃声响起） -先生 -(cell phone ringing) -Sir.
-（电话嘟嘟声） 是的，你好？ -(phone beeps) -FISTO: Yeah, hello?
菲斯托先生 Mr. Fisto.
是的？哦，我是菲斯托 Yeah? Oh, Fisto here.
是的，当然，好的 Yeah, sure. Okay.
绝对地 Absolutely.
（乐队演奏重金属音乐） (band playing heavy metal music)
（人群欢呼） (crowd cheering)
不敢相信我在血摩托的演出中感觉如此糟糕 (in Finnish) I can't believe I'm feeling this shitty at a Bloodmotor gig.
我相信 I can.
（演唱《死亡的拥抱》） (singing "In Death's Embrace")
哇！ Whoa!
（女人尖叫） (women scream)
（吉他独奏） (guitar solo)
（含糊不清地唱着） (singing indistinctly)
给我……巧克力 MAN: Give me... chocolate.
（播放 Babymetal 的“Gimme Chocolate!!”） (playing "Gimme Chocolate!!" by Babymetal)
嘿…… OULA (in Finnish): Hey...
图罗在主舞台上唱歌！来看看他唱歌吧 Turo's singing on the main stage! Come see him sing.
（用日语唱重金属流行音乐的女人） (woman singing heavy metal pop in Japanese)
这是什么？ What's this?
这是你能对金属做的最糟糕的事情 This is the worst thing you can do to metal.
她们怎么了？ What's wrong with them?
好吧，看看她们 Well, just look at them.
她们看起来很可笑 They look ridiculous.
你不必看她们，不是吗？ You don't have to look at them, do you?
我想你喜欢她们 I think you like them.
我绝对不喜欢 I definitely don't.
这种塑料流行乐只是为了卖周边商品 This plastic pop is just used for selling merchandise.
对 OULA: Right.
好吧，为何你不待在这儿继续不喜欢她们呢？ Okay, why don't you stay here and not like them.
我要去看看，图罗的演唱正在大杀特杀 I'm gonna go watch,Turo melt faces.
（众人议论纷纷） (people chattering)
（咕哝声） (grunts)
不错，孩子 (in English) Not bad, kiddo.
是的，是的，我得给你回电话 Yeah, yeah, I gotta call you back.
你他妈的在想什么？ What the fuck were you thinking?
不，我的意思是，你显然很愚蠢、鲁莽 No, I mean, you're clearly stupid, reckless,
你根本不在乎自己条命是吧 and you have no regard for your own life.
只是在开玩笑 Just kidding.
叫我印象深刻 Call me impressed.
很开心！ Big time!
请 Please.
请让我们在瓦肯表演吧 Let us play in Wacken.
（笑） (laughs)
放松，猛虎，放松 Easy, tiger, easy.
你和你的直肠朋友 I got you and your Rektum amigos
有机会在维尔纽斯表演， an opportunity to perform here in Vilnius,
坦率地说，你没能兑现承诺 and frankly, you failed to deliver.
现在你想直接前往瓦肯 And now you want to take it straight to Wacken.
对我来说风险很大 It's a big risk for me,
我不知道我是否可以信任你 and I don't know if I can trust you.
您可以相信我们 You can trust us.
我保证 I promise.
我们会履行的 We will deliver.
我们只想演奏我们自己的音乐 We just want to play our own music.
拜托 Please.
你认为你已经准备好了吗？ You think you got what it takes?
是的 Yes.
不管要怎么样 Whatever it takes.
我不会让你失望的 I won't let you down.
我指望你了，图罗 I'm counting on you, Turo.
图罗！图罗 OULA: Turo! Turo.
疯了！ (in Finnish),Insane!
听着，先生们 (in English) Listen up, gentlemen.
“璀璨之星”图罗刚刚为 Turo Starshine just earned
插爆直肠挣得了一张参加瓦肯的门票 Impaled Rektum a ticket to Wacken.
-（图罗笑） -没有翻唱曲目 -(Turo laughs) -No covers.
（笑声） (laughter)
伟大的！是的 Great! Yeah.
好吧，这需要干杯 All right, this calls for a toast.
菲斯托：请喝饮料！ FISTO: Drinks, please!
（播放忧郁主题） (somber theme playing)
（远处传来船喇叭声） (boat horn blares in distance)
我的至爱，阿曼多 (in Norwegian) My love, Armando.
一切都会好起来的 Everything's gonna be okay.
我会追究他们对你的所作所为 I'll get them for doing this to you.
（机械呼呼声） (mechanical whirring)
（卡车发动机启动） (truck engine starts)
啊，鱼和比尔森啤酒的味道 FISTO (in English): Ahh, the smell of fish and pilsner.
喜欢 Gotta love it.
演出生意，先生们 Show business, gentlemen.
忘记演出吧 Forget about the show.
这都是关于生意的 It's all about business.
那么，你们知道音乐生意 So, do you know where the money
怎么赚钱吗？ in the music business comes from?
洛特沃宁：呃，音乐 LOTVONEN: Uh, the music.
（笑）想得美，不！ (laughs) You wish. Nope.
它来自柬埔寨 It comes from the little kids
工厂的童工们制造的T恤 in Cambodia who make the T-shirts.
所以今天我们要帮助他们 So, today, we're gonna help them
通过为周边商品拍摄一些照片 by taking some pictures for merchandise.
先生们，欢迎来到菲斯托世界！ Gentlemen, welcome to Fistoworld!
（重金属主题演奏） (heavy metal theme playing)
我对此一无所知 I don't know about this.
很多伟大的艺术家直到 A lot of great artists
穿上戏服才摇得起来 didn't start rocking until they found their thing.
活结、鬼魂、洛迪 Slipknot, Ghost, Lordi.
看看修特克拉斯 Look at Xytrax.
好吧 Fine.
不客气 Welcome.
谢谢 Thank you.
漂亮，相当不错 Pretty, pretty good.
我喜欢 I like.
我有东西可以让你变得更完美 I've got something for you to make it perfect.
如果帽子会说话，这顶帽子 If hats could talk, this one
将是一顶非常蛇精病的帽子 would be a very traumatized hat.
图罗 Turo.
传奇之帽 The hat of legends.
好吧，我们开始拍摄吧！ Okay, let's shoot!
把大家都带到这里来 Get everyone here.
你听到了 FISTO: You heard the man.
来吧！活力！ C'mon! Energia!
来吧！ C'mon!
这些造型师知道他们在做什么 (in Finnish) These stylists know what they're doing.
我不同意 Speak for yourself.
我认为这看起来非常好 I think that looks damn good.
-你是谁？ -洛特沃宁 -Who are you? -Lotvonen.
你有造型师吗？ You had stylists?
-（相机闪光灯加载）-也许这在照片中看起来会更好 -(camera flash loading) -Maybe this will look better in photos.
摄影师（英语）：太好了 PHOTOGRAPHER (in English): Great.
现在我想感受你的危险， Now I want to feel your danger,
你的情绪，你的性愤怒 your emotion, your sexual rage.
是的！ Yes!
是的，更多 Yes, more.
完美的 Perfect.
好吧，给我更多 All right, give me more.
是的 Yes.
是的！ Yes!
是的！ PHOTOGRAPHER: Yes!
给我更多 Give me more.
我们用锤子试试吧 (in Finnish),Let's try with the hammer.
将头骨粉碎添加到 C 部分 (in English) Add the skull crushing to part C.
胸骨部分向上翻百分之三 And turn up the sternums by three percent.
（重金属音乐反馈） (heavy metal music playing over feedback)
好吧 (in Finnish),All right.
结束这首歌 TURO: Wrap the song up.
洛特沃宁：我有一个建议 LOTVONEN: I have a suggestion.
不会太久 This won't take long.
（演奏几个音符） (playing several notes)
不，等等 No. Wait.
（演奏不和谐音符） (playing discordant notes)
我想够了 I think that's enough.
（停止播放） (stops playing)
那到底是什么鬼？ TURO: What the hell was that?
我没能搞清楚 LOTVONEN: I couldn't get it right.
是我想太多了 I think I was thinking too much.
你根本就没有多想 You weren't thinking at all.
我们看起来很可笑 We looked ridiculous.
（重金属音乐反馈） (heavy metal music playing over feedback)
太完美了 -(in English) It's perfect. -(laughter)
你听到了那个男人的声音！ You heard the man!
-太棒了！ -（音乐停止） -Bravo! -(music stops)
干得好，先生们 Great job, gentlemen.
现在，赶紧离开这里吧 Now, get the hell out of here.
赫尔穆特和我会收尾 FISTO: Helmut and I will wrap it up.
谢谢，谢谢 Thank you. Thank you.
谢谢 (in Finnish),Thank you.
我们开始吧 (in English),Here we go.
终于出来了 LOTVONEN (in Finnish): First time abroad.
过去五年我们一直在挪威 We've been in Norway for the past five years.
第一次真正出国 Abroad for real for the first time.
这太酷了 This is so cool.
（笑） (laughs)
这里和家里太不一样了 It's so different here from back home.
伙计们，你认为在这里散步是个好主意吗？ Guys, you think it's a good idea to be walking around here?
让我们把这件事结束然后回监狱吧 Let's get this thing over with and go back to prison.
让我们祈祷我们的余生不必待在那 And let's pray we don't have to sit there for the rest of our lives.
现在我们不在监狱，尽情享受吧 Let's enjoy now that we're not in prison.
（闻） (sniffs)
你闻到了吗？ You smell that?
天啦噜！ Stroetzels!
你觉得我们可以向菲斯托要预付款吗？ You think we could ask,Fisto for an advance?
已经好几天没吃饭了 We haven't eaten in days.
别难为我们了 Let's not be difficult.
（汽车驶近） (car approaching)
跑！ Run!
跑起来！ Run!
（重金属主题演奏） (heavy metal theme playing)
进去！ TURO: Get in!
（轻戏剧主题播放） (light dramatic theme playing)
这是卢·里德的旧肝脏（前“地下丝绒”乐队主唱） Here's Lou Reed's old liver.
谁在乎 Who cares.
让我们快点离开这里吧，出口在哪里？ Let's get the hell out of here and fast. Where's the exit?
（通过耳机播放民间音乐） (folk music playing over headphones)
妈的 Oh, shit.
（戏剧主题演奏） (dramatic theme playing)
藏起来！ Hide!
（门铃叮当声） (door bell jingles)
嘿 (in English),Hey.
你见过四个长发嬉皮士吗？ Have you seen four long-haired hippies?
-是的 -Yes. -(scoffs)
嬉皮头发收藏是我一生的工作 Our hippie hair collection is my life's work.
这是无价的 It's priceless.
我说，我在找四个人！ I said, I'm looking for four men!
拜托 Please, sir.
我们不是那种机构 We are not that kind of establishment.
（嘲笑） (scoffs)
（低声咕哝） (low grunting)
（狗呜咽） (dog whimpers)
呼呼，伙计们 TURO: Hoo-hoo. Guys.
嘿，来吧！ Hey, come!
（缓慢的金属主题演奏） (slow metal theme playing)
看牌子！（请勿嗦马大卫的手指） (in English),Read the sign!
你什么都嗦，不是吗？ You suck at everything, don't you?
洛特沃宁！ TURO: Lotvonen!
（呼气） (exhales)
来吧，就是这样，啊! Come on, that's it. Ah!
（玻璃碎裂） (glass shatters)
（钹声） (cymbal clangs)
（咳嗽） (coughing)
（英语）不，不，不，不，不！不，不，不！ (in English) No, no, no, no, no! No, no, no!
我是和平主义者！ I'm a pacifist!
-您让我恶心！ -不！ -You make me sick! -Don't!
（呻吟） (groaning)
（重金属主题演奏） (heavy metal theme playing)
（欧拉尖叫） (Oula screams)
放松点，是我，图罗 (in Finnish) Easy now. It's me, Turo.
（多肯痛苦地呻吟） (Dokken groaning in pain)
欧拉，放松 TURO: Oula, easy.
图罗，我们走吧！ TURO. Let's go!
发生了什么？ What happened?
呃... Well...
没啥 Not much.
什么？ What?
多肯闯进来 LOTVONEN: Dokken busted in,
我差点就一个人把她打倒了 and I almost took her down all by myself,
但后来你来了 but then you came
然后把她像布娃娃一样扔到房间的另一边 and threw her across the room like a rag doll.
真他妈的残酷！ Darn brutal!
不好 Not good.
我一点也不喜欢这个 OULA: I don't like this at all.
我们回去吧 Let's go back.
不，我们必须继续前进 We can't. We have to move forward.
一起努力吧 We're in this together.
显然 OULA: Obviously.
至少我不必为这些衣服感到羞耻 At least I don't have to be ashamed of those clothes.
嘿！我会和菲斯托谈谈 Hey! I'll talk to Fisto.
嘿，伙计们！ Hey, guys!
怎么了？ What is it?
伙计们很失望，因为海报的焦点是你 The guys are disappointed because the poster focuses on you.
这就像一场图罗表演，我们其他人 It's like a Turo show where the rest of us
只是背景中的阴影 are mere shadows in the background.
明白了 I got it.
很漂亮，但不是乐队照片 It's nice, but it's no band photo.
更像是一个独唱艺人的广告 More like a solo artist's advertisement.
还有字体... And the font...
（远处教堂的钟声响起） (church bell ringing in distance)
（众人议论纷纷） (people chattering)
能为您效劳吗？ SECRETARY (in English): Can I help you?
呃，我需要和菲斯托先生谈谈 Uh, I need to speak with Mr. Fisto.
哦，不，不，现在不是好时机 Oh, no, no. Now is not a good time.
他在工作室，正在工作 He's in the studio right now, and he's working.
-他知道我是谁 -请，等待！ -He knows who I am. -Please. Wait!
我可以给你预约会面 I can schedule you an appointment.
嘿，那是我们的歌 Hey. That's our song.
（内部扬声器播放重金属音乐） (heavy metal music playing over speakers within)
-（音乐停止） 现在，添加更多... -(music stops) -FISTO: Now, add some more...
（发声），你知道我的意思 (vocalizes),You know what I mean.
（内部扬声器播放重金属音乐） (heavy metal music playing over speakers within)
（菲斯托含糊其辞） (Fisto speaks indistinctly)
-你在干什么？ -（音乐停止） -What are you doing? -(music stops)
哦，图罗，嘿，你在做什么？ Oh, Turo, heh, what are you doing?
嗯...嗯，赫尔穆特，你能出去一下吗？ Um... Um, Helmut, can you step outside?
我需要几分钟 I need a few minutes.
谢谢 Thanks.
来吧，图罗，向前迈出一步 C'mon, Turo, step forward.
坐下 Sit down.
我能为你做什么？ What can I do for you?
你不喜欢我们的音乐 You don't like our music.
哦，这只是音乐 Oh. It's just music.
其背后的内容很重要 What's behind it is important.
而“插爆直肠”的故事更是传奇 And the story of,Impaled Rektum is legendary.
我们不想搞那些把戏 We don't want to play that.
图罗 Turo.
你越狱了， You broke out of prison,
你到达了维尔纽斯， you made it to Vilnius,
我们达成协议， and we made a deal,
记住？ remember?
“无论要怎么样” "Whatever it takes."
你的原话 Your words.
来吧 C'mon.
你最想登上那个舞台 You want to be on that stage more than anything.
我在你身上看到了这一点 I see that in you.
我们越狱去拯救屠宰场 We broke out of prison to save the slaughterhouse.
还有洛特沃宁的父亲 And Lotvonen's father.
我尊重这一点 I respect that.
我跟你说吧 I'll tell you what.
让我们取消瓦肯的约定吧 Let's cancel our pact and Wacken.
我恳请你，不要否定，好不好？ I'll make a plea. No negativity. Yeah?
我仍然会给你写一张五万的支票 I'll still write you a check for 50,000.
你可以回到你需要去的地方 You can go back where you need to.
拯救洛特沃宁的农场 Save Lotvonen's farm.
我确信一切都会变好的 I'm sure it's going to be as great.
（重金属主题演奏） (heavy metal theme playing)
罗布的声音可能足以融化一张脸 MAN: Rob could probably melt a face with that voice.
他随时都能融化我的脸 He can melt my face any day.
（热闹的喋喋不休） (lively chattering)
你猜不到有多少次 SPAZZ: You wouldn't guess how many times
斯莱什保释了艾克斯（枪与玫瑰乐队） Slash bailed Axl out.
或者基思保释了米克（滚石乐队） Or Keith bailed Mick out.
当主唱搞砸时，我们吉他手的工作就是介入 It's our job to step in when the singer screws up.
这有点启发了我，或许 - OULA: It kind of inspired me. Maybe--
也许今天你可以教我舞蹈应该是什么样子 Maybe today you can teach me how the dance ought to look.
（Oula 和 Babymetal 乐队成员笑） (Oula and Babymetal band members laughing)
事实上——修特拉克斯！ Actually-- Xytrax!
你不会相信 (in Finnish),You won't believe this,
但这些女孩来自你喜欢的乐队 Babymetal but these girls are from the band you dig, Babymetal.
修特拉克斯 Xytrax.
认识下 Su-Metal (in English),Meet Su-Metal.
Moa-Metal
Momo-Metal
这位是修特拉克斯 Meet Xytrax.
漂亮的尸脸妆 SU-METAL: Nice corpse paint.
我们刚刚谈到“强迫呕吐” We're just talking about,Forced Vomit.
他们拥有最好的战争涂妆 They have the best war paints.
这正是你所说的 That's exactly what you said.
他们的demo带是如此残暴 Their demos are so brutal.
声音听起来像山羊的尖叫声 The vocals sound like a goat screaming.
你也正是这么说的 That's exactly what you said, too.
我说这听起来就像一只被活埋的山羊 I said it sounds like a goat being buried alive.
（打哈欠） (yawns)
他还好吗？ Is he all right?
他有点古怪 He's a bit eccentric,
但绝对是忠实粉丝 but definitely a big fan.
（大家咯咯地笑） (all giggle)
嘿！ MAN: Hey!
那不是香肠，先生 That is not a sausage, sir.
（扬声器中播放摇滚音乐） (rock music playing over speakers)
对不起 Sorry.
很棒的聚会 Nice party.
是的，我喜欢陌生人 Yeah, I like it when strangers
穿越我的内裤 go through my panties.
我想问一下菲斯托的事 I wanted to ask about Fisto.
随它去吧 Just go with it.
他知道他的狗屎 He knows his shit.
-只是-- -你和我... -It's just-- -You and me...
……我们走上那个舞台，让人们目瞪口呆 ...we go on that stage for people to gawk at.
他们不关心我们是谁 They don't care about who we are.
甚至也不关心我们演奏的东西 Or even what we play.
在菲斯托出现之前， Before Fisto showed up,
从来没有人关心过我们 nobody ever gave a fucking shit about us.
我喜欢你的第一张专辑 I liked your first albums.
积攒了名气 They added fame.
会发生什么 What happens to the bands
如果乐队不按照菲斯托所说的去做？ who don't do what Fisto says?
没什么 Nothing.
只是消失了 They just disappear.
直接坠入深渊 Go straight down the abyss.
还有一件事，图罗 One more thing, Turo.
如果你再碰我的麦克风 If you ever touch my mic again,
你不会想听到我发飙 you don't want to hear me get angry.
你明白吗？ Capiche?
（吸入气体） (inhales gas)
（众人议论纷纷） (people chattering)
图罗，看！ (in Finnish) Turo, look!
（欧拉笑） (Oula laughs)
（扬声器中播放重金属音乐） (heavy metal music playing over speakers)
（音乐停止） (music stops)
哇 Wow.
结果好多了 That turned out so much better
超出我预期 than I expected.
该死 (in Finnish),Darn it.
你对我们的音乐做了什么？ (in English) What have you done to our music?
我把它做得更好了 I made it better.
不客气，修特拉克斯 You're very welcome, Xytrax.
你做了坨狗屎 You made shit.
这就是现在人们想听到的 That's what people want to hear nowadays.
这将会是神作 It's gonna be huge.
我已经可以看到并感觉到了 I can see and feel it already.
你知道，海报、公告牌 You know, posters, billboards.
“为之而死”来自 插爆直肠 的新歌 "To Die For." The new song from Impaled Rektum.
我们的歌叫“肉体的囚徒” Our song is called,"Prisoner of Flesh."
“为之而死”就是你想要的 "To Die For" is what you want it to be.
我们不会演奏那坨 We won't play that.
很简单 It's very simple.
如果你不喜欢，可以离开 If you don't like it, you can leave.
我们走吧 (in Finnish),Let's go.
我觉得声音还可以 I think the sound is okay.
我们不能自私 We can't be selfish.
我们必须拯救屠宰场 We have to save the slaughterhouse.
还有佩卡 And Pekka.
你怎么认为？ What do you think?
爸爸需要我 Dad needs me.
我们必须演出 We have to play the gig.
你现在不能离开，修特拉克斯 You can't leave now, Xytrax.
你能听听别人的意见吗？ Could you listen to other people's opinions, for once?
听的，只是意见不好 I listen to them. They're just not good.
就这一次 Just this once.
（菲斯托清嗓子） (Fisto clears throat)
如果歌名有问题， (in English) If the name of the song is the problem,
我们仍可以改变它 we can still change it.
我知道了，试试这个 I got it. Check it out.
“2 死 4” "2 Die 4."
咋样？ What do you think?
等等 TURO (in Finnish): Wait.
修特拉克斯 Xytrax.
我们不想为少数人表演 We don't all want to play for a handful of people.
你总是要这么不灵活吗？ Do you always have to be so inflexible?
有时你可以做出妥协，帕西 You could make compromises sometimes. Pasi.
说些什么 Say something.
你会成为一名优秀的独唱艺术家，托罗 You're gonna make a fine solo artist, Turo.
（播放忧郁主题） (somber theme playing)
好吧，走吧！ Fine, go!
无论如何，你只是一个平庸的贝斯手 You're a mediocre bass player anyway.
音乐史上悲伤的一天 (in English) A sad day for music history.
在我身后，是一个人毕生的热爱 Behind me, one man's life's work of love.
独特的音乐史收藏现已化为废墟 A unique collection of musical history now lays in ruins.
这场大规模破坏交响曲背后的罪魁祸首 The culprits behind this massive symphony of destruction
是一支最近越狱的芬兰金属乐队 is a Finnish metal band recently escaped from prison.
我们在现场有目击者 We have an eye witness at the scene.
请告诉我你今晚在这里看到了什么 Please tell me what you saw here tonight.
我是死者王国的 I'm the monarch
君主 of the kingdom of the dead.
臭名昭著的屠夫 Infamous butcher.
死亡天使（以上出自Slayer曲目死亡天使的歌词） Angel of death.
你首先在这里听到的 DIRK: You heard it here first.
警方对任何信息都感兴趣—— The police is interested in any inform--
（关掉电视） (turns off TV)
当人们想杀你时你知道你已经成功了 You know you've made it when people want to kill you.
好吧，我想我们又回到了监狱 Well, I guess it's back to prison for us.
监狱？你见过 Prison? Have you ever seen
摇滚明星进监狱吗？ a rock star go to prison?
忘记它吧 Just forget about it.
我真的应该感谢你，是的 I really should be thanking you, yeah.
这种宣传是你买不到的 You simply cannot buy this kind of publicity.
反正也不便宜 Not cheap anyways.
我告诉你 I tell you.
距离你成为音乐大咖 You're just one concert away
只剩下一场音乐会了 from being the biggest thing in music.
（罗布深深地自言自语） (Rob mumbling deeply)
那是什么鬼，罗布？ FISTO: What was that, Rob?
听起来像大象放屁 Sounded like an elephant farting.
你应该学习下这些先生 You should be taking notes from these gentlemen.
他们所做的不仅仅是抱怨 They do more than just complain.
他们搞大新闻 They make news.
也许你还不够饥渴 And maybe you're not just hungry enough anymore.
缺乏欲望 A lack of desire.
我告诉你什么 I tell you what.
在这次旅途上， For this trip,
你来当服务员 the entire serving will be done by you.
接受点单中 Taking orders.
有人要喝饮料吗？ Any drinks?
两人：没有 BOTH: No.
图罗？ -啊？ -FISTO: Turo? -Yeah?
来吧，别害羞 C'mon. Don't be shy.
你要吃什么？ What are you gonna have?
呃……一杯可乐 Uh... a Coke.
不，不，不，不，不 No, no, no, no, no.
你是一个明星 You're a star.
得有个明星样 Act like one.
一... Um...
加冰的可乐 A Coke with ice.
-和？ -呃... -And? -Uh...
柠檬 Lemon.
确切地！ Exactly!
现在，罗布，麻利的 Now, Rob, you go
大明星图罗先生叫的 and get Mr. Turo,Starshine here
一杯加冰的可乐和一片柠檬 a Coke with ice and a slice of lemon.
快点 FISTO: C'mon.
动起来，罗布 Go on, Rob.
（紧张的主题演奏） (tense theme playing)
（重金属主题演奏） (heavy metal theme playing)
等等 TURO: Wait.
你忘了柠檬 You forgot the lemon.
嘿，修特拉克斯 Hey, Xytrax.
你好 Hello.
你需要搭车去瓦肯吗？ You need a ride to Wacken?
我不去 I'm not going.
你在那没演出吗？ Don't you have a gig there?
不，我已经不在乐队里了 No, I'm not in the band anymore.
哦，我们感觉到你 Oh. We feel you.
SU-METAL：你还是可以来和我们一起逛逛 SU-METAL: You can still come hang out with us.
我们正在听... We're listening to...
（重金属音乐响起） (heavy metal music plays)
天使墓地？ Angels Necropolis?
是的，这是唯一的拷贝 Yes. It's the only copy
在大清洗中幸存下来 that survived the purge.
-你听过了吗？ -我以为没人听过呢 -Have you heard it? -I thought no one has.
-来吧 -来吧 -C'mon. -C'mon.
我不能 I can't.
哦，好的 Oh. Okay.
-（汽车引擎启动）-稍后见 -(car engine starts) -See you later.
是的 Yes.
（汽车出发） (car departing)
（不祥的主题演奏） (ominous theme playing)
撒旦 (in Finnish),Satan.
（重金属主题演奏） (heavy metal theme playing)
释放一些压力 Blow off some steam.
每次射几个冰球都会让我高兴起来 Shooting a few pucks cheers me up every time.
好的 Okay.
如果我打到司机怎么办？ What if I hit the driver?
司机：别担心，先生 DRIVER: Don't worry, sir.
我很有经验 Not my first rodeo.
有机玻璃 Plexiglas.
牢不可破 Unbreakable.
我勒个去？ What the hell?
警察！ (in Finnish),Cops!
（咕哝声） (grunts)
（轮胎吱吱作响） (tires screeching)
（重金属主题演奏） (heavy metal theme playing)
醒醒！醒醒！ (in English) Wake up! Wake up!
（尖叫声） (screams)
（咕哝声） (grunts)
他们在哪里？ Where are they?
不知道 Don't know.
那里！ (in German),There!
妈的！ MALE COP: Shit!
（全是咕哝声） (all grunt)
（惊呼） (exclaims)
啊!啊! Ah! Ugh!
（咕哝） (grunting)
洛特冯宁！ TURO: Lotvonen!
你还好吗？ TURO: Are you okay?
周六 Saturday.
他很好 He's good.
不，我们要朝这边走 OULA: Nope, we're going this way.
上车 TURO: Get in.
欧拉，我们走吧 Oula, let's go.
（汽车发动机启动） (car engine starts)
我们又偷车了吗？是这样吗？ Are we stealing cars again? Is that it?
接下来怎么办？ What next?
一具尸体 LOTVONEN: A dead body.
在我们去音乐节的路上，后备箱里又发现了一具尸体 On our way to a festival with a dead body in the trunk, again.
他并不急于去任何地方 He's not in a hurry to go anywhere.
你。出。啥。事。了？ What. Has. Happened. To. You?
没什么 Nothing.
哈! Ha!
这里必须有人承担责任 Someone's gotta take responsibility here.
责任？图罗，你只是想参加演出 (dry chuckle) Responsibility? Turo, you just want to play the gig.
除了你自己，你不关心任何人 You don't care about anyone but yourself.
我已经完成了所有工作！ I've done all the work!
-你刚刚跟着一起 -噢，不客气！ -You've just tagged along. -Ooh, you're welcome!
嗯哼！欧拉 -OULA (laughs): Uh-huh! -LOTVONEN: Oula.
没有我你就一事无成 You wouldn't have gotten anywhere without me.
欧拉 Oula.
欧拉！ Oula!
欧拉！ TURO: Oula!
欧拉！ Oula!
（重金属主题演奏） (heavy metal theme playing)
（汽车喇叭声） (car horn blares)
图罗：欧拉，不！ TURO: Oula, no!
欧拉！ Oula!
欧拉，冷静！ Oula, calm down!
欧拉，听着 LOTVONEN: Oula, listen.
（小声吹口哨） (quietly whistling)
欧拉！ Oula!
让他走吧 Let him go.
反正鼓的部分会放伴奏带代替 The drums will be playback anyway.
你来吗？ TURO: Are you coming?
（昆虫嗡嗡作响） (insects buzzing)
（重金属主题演奏） (heavy metal theme playing)
（人群欢呼） (crowd cheering)
你好 (in English),Hello.
呃，我们是……Im Uh, we are Im...
（乐队在远处演奏重金属音乐） (band playing heavy metal music in distance)
...potent（性无能） ...potent.
帮不了你 Can't help you with that.
而且，呃，我们... And, uh, we are...
正在运送，呃，这具尸体 delivering, uh, this dead body.
工人：让我们看看 WORKER: Let's see.
是的，这有了 Yup, got it right here.
Abbath乐队在后台的一具尸体 One backstage corpse for Abbath.
好的 Okay.
（重金属吉他演奏） (heavy metal guitar playing)
（众人议论纷纷） (people chattering)
该死 (in Finnish),Darn it.
马大卫先生 (in English),Mr. Mustaine.
对不起，不是他 Sorry. Not him.
不过我见过他一次 I met him once, though.
-真的吗？ -一场音乐会之后 -Really? -After a concert.
他演奏了我听过的最好的吉他独奏 He just played the best guitar solo I'd ever heard.
这就像对感官的声波攻击 It was like a sonic attack on the senses.
我的耳洞流血了好几天 I was bleeding from my holes for days.
-哇 -但这是值得的 -Wow. -But it was worth it.
呵呵，我在后台遇见了他，我告诉他 Heh. I met him backstage and I told him
他刚刚演奏了有史以来最好的独奏 he just played the best goddamn solo that's ever been played.
知道他告诉我什么吗？ Know what he told me?
我把它写下来，这样我就永远不会忘记 I wrote it down just so I'd never forget.
（我他妈不在乎你觉得怎么样 - 马大卫）
让我看到了他真正的样子 Made me see the man he really is.
真是个该死的天才 A goddamn genius.
来吧，我们走吧 (in Finnish) C'mon, let's go.
记住... (in English),Remember...
别他妈在乎！ don't give a fuck!
他妈的... Fuck...
（远处人群欢呼） (crowd cheering in distance)
我会弥补你的 I'm going to make it up to you.
是的，我知道拉尔斯再也不想和我说话了 Yes, and I know Lars doesn't want to talk to me ever again,
但请向他表达我的爱并享受那个水果篮 but please, send my love to him and enjoy that fruit basket.
是的？ Yeah?
哦，詹姆斯，嗯，我得走了 Oh, and James, um, I gotta go.
你的大粉丝，爱你哟！ Huge fan. Love you!
给你回电话 Call you back.
我们失去了欧拉 We lost Oula.
不，真是一场悲剧 No. What a tragedy.
哦，不 Oh, no.
但你在这里，我的大明星图罗 But you're here, my Turo Starshine.
这才是最重要的 That's all that matters.
这是你的时刻 This is your moment.
你的黄金车票 Your golden ticket.
就我个人而言，我为你感到骄傲 Personally, I'm so proud of you
你决定参加这场音乐会 you decided to do this concert
而不仅仅是拿钱 and not just take the money.
什么？ What?
哦 Oh.
说真的，你不知道吗？ Seriously, you didn't know?
我给了图罗 50,000 I offered Turo the 50,000
拯救你爸爸的屠宰场、农场等等 to save your papa's slaughterhouse, farm, whatever.
当然他说不 And of course he said no.
在瓦肯表演要重要得多 Performing here in Wacken is so much more important.
是的？他选择了乐队 Yeah? He chose the band.
非常荣幸 Very honorable.
我为我们做到了 (in Finnish),I did it for us.
呃哦 Uh-oh.
该死！ (in Finnish),Darn it!
老实说，图罗…… (in English) Honestly, Turo...
他阻碍了你 he was holding you back
因为你要别的地方 because you're going places.
我已经为你安排好了 And I've got guys lined up for you.
最优秀的顶级音乐家 Finest top musicians
他们真正欣赏你和你的才华 who actually appreciate you and your talent.
与你的朋友不同 Unlike your friends.
图罗，我的掌上明珠 Turo, my starshine.
我很兴奋看到你的表演 I'm so excited to see you perform.
（手机铃声响起） (cell phone ringing)
对不起 Sorry.
拉尔斯？ Lars?
我以为你不想再跟我说话了 I thought you didn't want to talk to me ever again.
（众人议论纷纷） (people chattering)
费斯托 Fisto.
托马斯.你在这里做什么？ (in German) Thomas. What are you doing here?
我冒着很大的风险，希望你知道自己在做什么 (in German) I'm taking a big risk. I hope you know what you're doing.
当然 Of course.
准备好了 (in English),Ready when you are.
谢谢，看起来很漂亮 Thank you. Looks beautiful.
（远处人群高呼） (crowd chanting in distance)
-你感觉如何？ -好的 -How do you feel? -Good.
我也感觉很好 I feel good, too.
你现在出去吧 You go out there now
让台下的小丑们燃起来 and set the crowd on fire.
永远记住，你是明星 Always remember, you're a star.
（惊呼） (exclaims)
（人群欢呼） (crowd cheering)
（戏剧主题演奏） (dramatic theme playing)
（乐队演奏重金属音乐） (band playing heavy metal music)
（演唱《为之而死》） (singing "To Die For")
图罗，怎么了？ FISTO: Turo, what's wrong?
我得走了 I need to go.
我得去救我的朋友 I need to go save my friend.
我会给你带来新朋友 I'll get you new friends.
甚至更好的朋友 Even better friends.
来吧，请 C'mon. Please.
回到舞台上 Get back out there.
感谢你给我这个机会，但这更重要 Thanks for the opportunity, but this is more important.
你他妈以为你是谁啊，你这个小混蛋？ Who the fuck do you think you are, you little fuckface?
把你那闪亮的小皮革屁股 Get your shiny little leather ass
回到舞台上 back onstage now.
（作呕、咳嗽） (gagging, coughing)
（重金属主题演奏） (heavy metal theme playing)
（人群的嘘声和嘲笑） (crowd booing and jeering)
你将为你对阿曼多所做的一切付出代价 You're gonna pay for what you've done to Armando.
阿曼多是谁？ Who's Armando?
-（惊呼）-（全部呻吟） -(exclaims) -(all groan)
（咕哝） (grunting)
噢！噢！ Ow! Ow!
（金属叮当声） (metal clangs)
（重金属主题演奏） (heavy metal theme playing)
我现在想回到监狱 I would like to go back to prison now.
该死的鸟 Fucking bird.
我是来救你的 (in Finnish),I came to save you.
我们自己过得很好 We were doing fine on our own.
伙计们 Guys.
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
（戏剧主题演奏） (dramatic theme playing)
我知道我搞砸了 I know I screwed up.
我只是太想参加演出了 I just wanted to do the gig so bad.
站在舞台上真是太酷了 It's just so cool to be onstage.
我只是想让每个人都喜欢我 I just wanted everyone to like me.
不值得，因为你们不在场 It wasn't worth it because you weren't there.
这是一场糟糕的演出 It was a shitty gig.
你有钱吗？ Do you have the money?
-钱？ -我们还有时间救爸爸 -The money? -We still have time to save Dad.
我们去拿钱吧 Let's get the money.
一起 Together.
进入直肠 Into the Rektum.
（隆隆声） (rumbling)
噢，主啊 Oh, Lord.
我们要捡多少罐子？ How many cans do we have to collect?
十二万 A hundred and twenty thousand.
我已经有16个了 I have 16 already.
（男人在远处唱着重金属歌声） (man singing heavy metal vocals in distance)
你能听到吗？ Can you hear that?
欧拉：我明白了 OULA: I see.
（重金属歌声） (singing heavy metal vocals)
（男人咕哝） (man grunts)
（人群起哄） (crowd booing)
图罗找到了​​一种更好的收罐子的方法 Turo found a better way to collect cans.
他只是想要关注 He just wants attention.
你要去哪里？ Where you going?
做出妥协 To make a compromise.
祝你好运 (in English),Good luck.
（多肯大喊大叫） (Dokken yelling and screaming)
（尖叫声） (screams)
不准碰阿曼多！ No one touches Armando!
多肯女士 Madam Dokken.
你我共享 You and I share
共同的兴趣 a common interest.
对该死的金属头来说 For dead metalheads.
笼子是开着的，但他们却锁上了门！ The cage is open, but they locked the door!
（说话含糊不清） (speaks indistinctly)
（弹奏重金属吉他） (playing heavy metal guitar)
很棒的独奏 (in Finnish),Nice solo.
有点 Necrofilius，Christ Puncher的音阶 It had a little bit of Necrofilius,Christ Puncher's scales,
但大部分都是原创的 but mostly it was original.
我不在乎你怎么想 I don't care what you think of it.
-为我自己弹的 -就是这样 -This was just for me. -That's the way.
你来了 You came.
我们是来拯救农场的 We came to save the farm.
就这样 That's all.
正确的 Right.
看来你需要我们 OULA: It looked like you needed us.
你从哪里得到这些器材？ Where did you get the instruments?
这些来自修特拉克斯 最喜欢的乐队 These are from Xytrax's new favorite band.
嗯，这不是我最喜欢的乐队 Well, it's not my favorite band.
她们在我的名单上排名第七，位于 Goreyhole 和 Vominatrix 之间 They're number seven on my list, between Goreyhole and Vominatrix.
但当她们的新唱片问世时，排名可能会上升 But they might move up when their new record comes out.
让我们来演奏世界上最残酷的演出吧 Let's play the most brutal gig in the world.
我们是“插爆直肠” (in English),We are Impaled Rektum.
我们在此演奏 And we are here to play
交响乐-后世界末日-磨驯鹿-- symphonic-postapocalyptic- reindeer-grinding--
为了阿曼多！ For Armando!
洛特沃宁！ Lotvonen!
口哨：轰隆隆 FISTO: Boom.
真是个悲剧 (laughs),What a tragedy.
我们最好现在就备好周边 We better stock up on the merch now.
他们要大肆杀戮 They're going to make a killing.
（菲斯托笑） (Fisto laughs)
什么？你怎么了 What? What's with you,
酸脸石像鬼？ sour face gargoyle?
（声音含糊不清） (vocalizes indistinctly)
你知道我无法理解 You know I can't understand
你他妈的在嘀咕什么 you fucking murmuring.
吸你的管子 Suck your pipe, yeah.
（声音含糊不清） (vocalizing indistinctly)
你告诉他，罗布 You tell him, Rob.
就是这样，是吗？ FISTO: That's it, yeah?
很好的演讲，楚巴卡 Nice speech, Chewbacca.
无所谓了 Whatever.
滚吧 Now, piss off.
否则你可能下一个就会被枪杀 Or you might get shot next.
（咆哮） (roaring)
（皮肤液化） (skin liquifying)
该死 Shit.
不 (in Finnish),No.
（呼吸） (breathing)
洛特沃宁！ Lotvonen!
（咕哝声） (grunts)
你还好吗？ Are you all right?
我没事 I'm okay.
-我只是有点头疼 -（皮肤挤压） -I just have a little headache. -(skin squishes)
（全都喘气） (all gasp)
-看起来不好吗？ -欧拉：是的...不... -Does it look bad? -OULA: Yeah... No...
一颗子弹穿过你的头 A bullet went through your head.
有一个看起来很恶心的洞 There's a nasty-looking hole.
哦 Oh.
该死的 Darn it.
（轻金属主题演奏） (light metal theme playing)
是啊，好吧 Yeah, well,
我想这并没有击中任何重要的东西 I guess it didn't hit anything important.
不管怎样，你可能想在上面缠上绷带 You might want to put a bandage on it anyway.
你救了我 You saved me.
这是吉他手的工作 It's the guitarist's job.
（远处叮当作响） (clanging in distance)
（钥匙在远处嘎嘎作响） (keys rattling in distance)
（脚步声靠近） (footsteps approaching)
（阴沉的教堂管风琴主题演奏） (somber church organ theme playing)
（叹气） (sighs)
是时候了 WARDEN (in English): It's time.
（阴沉的主题继续） (somber theme continues)
（人群欢呼） (crowd cheering)
囚犯 1：吉他手头部中弹 INMATE 1: The guitarist got shot in the head
在演出进行到一半的时候，他站了起来， in the middle of the gig, and he got up,
无论如何他完成了演出 and he played the concert anyway.
他是一个传奇 He's a legend.
这真是糟糕的一枪 That's a lousy shot.
我当时瞄准的是另一个人 I was aiming for the other guy.
（监狱长笑） (warden laughs)
（监狱长发声） (warden vocalizes)
人们犯下各种罪行只是为了能看到演出 (in Norwegian) People commit all kinds of crimes just so they can see the show.
这很棒 It's great.
（大喊） (yells)
（乐队演奏重金属音乐） (band playing heavy metal music)
（英文），我们是插爆直肠 (in English),We are Impaled Rektum,
我们在此是为了演奏交响乐-后世界末日- and we are here to play symphonic-postapocalyptic-
磨驯鹿-、虐待基督-极端战争- reindeer-grinding-,Christ-abusing-extreme-war-
异教-芬诺斯坎迪金属！ pagan-Fennoscandic metal!
♪ 是啊！ ♪ ♪ Yeah! ♪
（重金属歌曲继续） (heavy metal song continues)
（图罗演唱《肉体的囚徒》） (Turo singing,"Prisoner of Flesh" )
（音乐停止） (music stops)
（叹气） (sighs)
佩卡！ (in Finnish),Pekka!
从你的宝座上下来吧，国王 Come down from your throne, King.
有太多的坑洞需要填补！ There are so many holes that need to be filled!
穿上你的裤子 Keep your pants on.
我会填补我太太的洞 I'll fill my missus's holes.
王国里一切都安好 All is well in the kingdom.
（重金属音乐演奏） (heavy metal music playing)
（播放《死亡的拥抱》） (playing "In Death's Embrace")