1 00:01:11,321 --> 00:01:14,156 - May I help you? - Huh? No. 2 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:18,827 Thank you. Thank you very much. I'm just browsing. 3 00:01:18,995 --> 00:01:21,455 - Thank you. - So let me guess. 4 00:01:21,623 --> 00:01:22,873 Big night tonight? 5 00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:24,917 - Yeah. - Yeah? 6 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:27,419 Yeah, actually. Actually, the biggest. 7 00:01:27,587 --> 00:01:28,587 - Really? - Yeah. 8 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:30,839 - Ménage a trois? - Pardon me? 9 00:01:31,007 --> 00:01:32,841 I'm kidding. 10 00:01:33,009 --> 00:01:35,844 Oh, a ménage a trois. 11 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:39,056 French for, "Who's that dude?" 12 00:01:41,601 --> 00:01:43,977 So you're looking for something for your girl? 13 00:01:44,145 --> 00:01:45,854 Well, not just any girl, okay? 14 00:01:46,022 --> 00:01:50,150 The most... The most beautiful and incredible 15 00:01:50,318 --> 00:01:52,611 and amazing and... 16 00:01:52,779 --> 00:01:55,489 Well, girl I've ever met. 17 00:01:56,699 --> 00:02:00,035 Okay. Well, if you have any questions, my name is Claire. 18 00:02:00,203 --> 00:02:02,996 Okay. Actually, yeah. Does this come in red? 19 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:08,418 - I can check. - Also, Claire, does it come any larger? 20 00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:17,052 Much, much larger. 21 00:02:24,853 --> 00:02:26,061 Oh, no. 22 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:33,569 Hey. Is she in there? 23 00:02:33,736 --> 00:02:36,697 - Yeah, she's in there. - Good. How do I look? 24 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:39,366 I see your balls. 25 00:02:40,410 --> 00:02:43,954 Are you crazy? Come here. Come here. Up here, up. 26 00:02:44,122 --> 00:02:45,122 - What's the matter with you? - What? 27 00:02:45,290 --> 00:02:48,792 - This? This is the big idea? - Yeah. Yeah. She's gonna love it. 28 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:50,085 - She's gonna hate it. - She's gonna love it. 29 00:02:50,253 --> 00:02:51,670 - No, she's gonna hate it. - Love it. 30 00:02:51,838 --> 00:02:53,755 No, she's gonna hate it more than I hate it, and I really hate it. 31 00:02:53,923 --> 00:02:56,216 You know what your problem is, Ted? You just... 32 00:02:56,384 --> 00:02:59,595 - You don't understand true love. - Oh, and you do? 33 00:02:59,762 --> 00:03:02,431 I understand that there's a girl that I love waiting for me in there. 34 00:03:02,599 --> 00:03:05,225 And you know what? She loves me, too. 35 00:03:05,393 --> 00:03:07,895 I still see balls. 36 00:03:17,572 --> 00:03:20,115 Can I get you a drink while you wait for your friend? 37 00:03:24,454 --> 00:03:27,331 Hopefully, in a man's life, you do this one time. 38 00:03:27,498 --> 00:03:30,500 Well, I want my one time to be unforgettable. 39 00:03:30,668 --> 00:03:35,255 I want tonight to be a story Vanessa and me will be telling our grandkids. 40 00:03:35,423 --> 00:03:37,382 You almost done with that baby oil? 41 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:39,426 Yeah. That's it. 42 00:03:39,594 --> 00:03:42,554 Get it in there. Soak those abs. 43 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:45,682 - I'm gonna kill you. - (SIGHING) Thanks, buddy. 44 00:03:45,850 --> 00:03:47,392 - What's up, ladies? - Oh, goodness. 45 00:03:49,187 --> 00:03:52,272 There you go, beautiful. I brought you some C rations on the house. 46 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:53,774 Some what? 47 00:03:53,942 --> 00:03:57,986 Oh, sorry. That's Special Forces talk. 48 00:03:58,529 --> 00:04:01,156 Are you in the Special Forces? 49 00:04:01,324 --> 00:04:04,034 That's not something I'm at liberty to discuss. 50 00:04:08,289 --> 00:04:09,456 (EXCLAIMING) 51 00:04:09,624 --> 00:04:12,251 Anderson, I sell cars. My job is to close a deal. 52 00:04:12,418 --> 00:04:14,169 Trust me. This is not gonna close a deal. 53 00:04:14,337 --> 00:04:17,798 - Give me the ring, Ted. - No. I can't let you do this. 54 00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:19,258 - Give me the ring! - No. 55 00:04:19,425 --> 00:04:20,467 - Give me the ring, now! - No. 56 00:04:20,635 --> 00:04:21,843 Give me the ring! 57 00:04:27,475 --> 00:04:30,811 Just give me the ring! I just want the ring! I've got to propose! 58 00:04:30,979 --> 00:04:33,730 Okay. Hey, watch the wings! Watch the wings! 59 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:37,859 I'm not gonna lie to you, Vanessa. 60 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:40,862 Special Ops, 61 00:04:41,447 --> 00:04:43,198 it's a deadly game. 62 00:04:44,867 --> 00:04:47,619 But as a very brave person once remarked, 63 00:04:47,787 --> 00:04:51,999 "Life is either daring or it's nothing." 64 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:56,295 Do you know who that brave person was? 65 00:04:56,462 --> 00:04:59,798 My personal hero, Helen Keller. 66 00:05:02,218 --> 00:05:07,014 Helen Keller. 67 00:05:14,772 --> 00:05:18,567 Excuse me, Vanessa. I think table 16 needs more garlic knots. 68 00:05:27,243 --> 00:05:32,414 Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please? 69 00:05:32,582 --> 00:05:35,667 I am Cupid, god of love. 70 00:05:37,462 --> 00:05:38,628 Dear God! 71 00:05:39,589 --> 00:05:42,341 Shooter! Shooter! We got a shooter! 72 00:05:42,508 --> 00:05:44,718 Down! Everybody, down! 73 00:05:44,886 --> 00:05:46,428 Down! Down! 74 00:05:47,597 --> 00:05:48,597 (GROANS) 75 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:49,765 (GRUNTING) 76 00:05:51,976 --> 00:05:53,101 Anderson! 77 00:05:53,269 --> 00:05:56,271 - You know this perp? - He's my boyfriend. 78 00:05:56,439 --> 00:05:58,774 I didn't know you had a boyfriend. 79 00:05:58,941 --> 00:06:01,568 Anderson, get up! Get up! 80 00:06:01,944 --> 00:06:04,404 You could have gotten yourself killed! 81 00:06:06,074 --> 00:06:07,574 Vanessa, I... 82 00:06:09,118 --> 00:06:11,078 I wrote you a poem. 83 00:06:13,998 --> 00:06:15,457 (PEOPLE EXCLAIMING) 84 00:06:25,301 --> 00:06:28,887 "I am Cupid, god of love 85 00:06:30,932 --> 00:06:32,974 "I come from skies far above 86 00:06:34,352 --> 00:06:36,353 "Bringing love to all I see 87 00:06:38,147 --> 00:06:40,315 "Now I have found some love for me" 88 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:41,817 Fag. 89 00:06:42,860 --> 00:06:46,696 "And so I get on bended knee 90 00:06:48,783 --> 00:06:52,994 "To ask, Vanessa, will you marry me?" 91 00:06:53,162 --> 00:06:55,163 (PEOPLE EXCLAIMING) 92 00:06:55,331 --> 00:06:57,541 (APPLAUDING) 93 00:06:59,502 --> 00:07:03,630 (GROANING) 94 00:07:04,799 --> 00:07:06,049 Vanessa? 95 00:07:07,677 --> 00:07:09,803 WOMAN: Oh, my God. She's... 96 00:07:10,596 --> 00:07:11,888 Nessy? 97 00:07:30,324 --> 00:07:34,870 d I stopped to think about the bad times that I've had 98 00:07:37,039 --> 00:07:40,375 d It puts a smile on my face 99 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:48,091 Curled up with nothing to do 100 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:55,182 d Why is the sun always out when I'm feeling blue? 101 00:07:56,851 --> 00:08:01,897 d It must be you Oh, it must be you 102 00:08:03,608 --> 00:08:06,359 d It must be you 103 00:08:06,527 --> 00:08:12,532 d Oh, it must be you 104 00:08:17,371 --> 00:08:22,083 d When I took my first drink of alcohol 105 00:08:24,587 --> 00:08:29,049 d I saw the Angel of Death floating over us all 106 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:35,639 d With a smile on my face I just wept 107 00:08:38,017 --> 00:08:42,479 d How does a grown man laugh in the face of death? 108 00:08:44,315 --> 00:08:49,903 d It must be you Oh, it must be you 109 00:09:46,335 --> 00:09:47,836 (SIGHS) 110 00:09:50,715 --> 00:09:54,009 (SQUEAKING) 111 00:09:57,847 --> 00:09:59,097 (SNIFFS) 112 00:10:22,204 --> 00:10:23,204 (SQUEAKS) 113 00:10:28,252 --> 00:10:29,669 Hey, you hungry? 114 00:10:36,218 --> 00:10:38,720 Did I ever tell you what she smelled like? 115 00:10:38,888 --> 00:10:40,889 - What? - Dew drops. 116 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:46,936 - She was perfect. - Nobody's perfect. 117 00:10:47,104 --> 00:10:51,358 Okay. Like, you know how most people have wrinkly knees? 118 00:10:51,525 --> 00:10:54,486 Okay? Hers were perfectly smooth, like billiard balls. 119 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,404 - You know what I used to call her? - What? 120 00:10:56,572 --> 00:10:59,866 - Billiard ball knees. - You know what might be fun? 121 00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:02,911 Not talking about your dead girlfriend. Huh? 122 00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:05,163 I still see her sometimes. 123 00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:06,956 - Here? - Just forget it. 124 00:11:07,124 --> 00:11:08,375 You know, I'd like to, Anderson, I really would, 125 00:11:08,542 --> 00:11:09,876 but you won't shut up about it. 126 00:11:10,044 --> 00:11:12,754 She's been dead twice as long as you knew her. Get over it. 127 00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:15,131 - I'm sorry, "Get over it"? - Yeah. 128 00:11:15,299 --> 00:11:17,634 How do you get over perfection? How do you get over perfection? 129 00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:22,305 You look around. Maybe there's another perfect somebody out there. 130 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:33,858 Here we go. 131 00:11:35,611 --> 00:11:38,196 - WOMAN: Don't talk to him like that. - Eat that goddamn spaghetti. 132 00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:39,989 This is just what the therapist was talking about. 133 00:11:40,157 --> 00:11:42,033 MAN: We're wasting enough money on that therapist. 134 00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:43,201 WOMAN: I don't believe you. 135 00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:44,744 MAN: Who wanted to come here? Not me. 136 00:11:45,121 --> 00:11:49,499 - (EXCLAIMS) - I am so sorry. What did you just do? 137 00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:51,626 WOMAN: What did you do? 138 00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:53,920 Satisfied? I looked around. 139 00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:55,422 I'm just saying, 140 00:11:55,589 --> 00:11:57,632 don't throw your whole life away 'cause you killed your girlfriend. 141 00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:00,135 - Fiancée. - Technically, she never said yes. 142 00:12:00,302 --> 00:12:02,262 Anyway, I don't know if you're gonna find anyone else 143 00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:04,389 whose butt smells like gumdrops or whatever, 144 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:07,392 but I know you won't unless you try. 145 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:10,311 So is that it? Is that it, huh? You want me to try? 146 00:12:10,479 --> 00:12:11,563 One time. That's all I'm saying. 147 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:14,774 - One time. I try, you get off my back. - You have my solemn word. 148 00:12:14,942 --> 00:12:16,192 Fine. 149 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:19,571 Fine, Ted. I'll try. I'll try. 150 00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:22,657 Hey. Can I get you guys anything else? 151 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,994 (SINGING SOFTLY) That's what I'm talking about. 152 00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:28,455 Back on the horse. 153 00:12:28,622 --> 00:12:31,124 Is there anything else I can get for you? 154 00:12:33,335 --> 00:12:35,003 Will you marry me? 155 00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:39,299 - Excuse me? - Will you marry me? 156 00:12:41,343 --> 00:12:44,679 LOIS: Stuart, you're flapping... All right. Pigs? Three little pigs? 157 00:12:45,055 --> 00:12:46,890 A banjo? And piggies? 158 00:12:47,808 --> 00:12:49,392 Deliverance! 159 00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:52,520 - Oh, my gosh! Like a machine. - Oh, man. 160 00:12:52,688 --> 00:12:55,982 - Oh, my God. Oh, you guys are so fast. - That was great. 161 00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:58,777 Okay. It's my turn, and this is a really good one. 162 00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:03,531 So I need you all to pay attention. Especially you, mon amour. 163 00:13:03,699 --> 00:13:05,825 (FRENCH ACCENT) Give me the little hand. 164 00:13:05,993 --> 00:13:08,870 - Isn't he the cutest thing ever? - Hey, I resent that. 165 00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:11,206 Isn't it getting kind of late, you guys? 166 00:13:11,373 --> 00:13:13,374 Oh, what's the matter, Cinderella? 167 00:13:13,542 --> 00:13:16,586 You're not gonna turn into a pumpkin, are you? 168 00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:21,090 Do I know how to push her buttons, or what? 169 00:13:21,258 --> 00:13:23,176 I am pushing your buttons. 170 00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:28,431 Honey, do your charade, okay? I have to get up early tomorrow. 171 00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:30,016 Aye, aye, Captain. Okay. 172 00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:32,060 Oh, wait. We can't do this... 173 00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:34,687 Incoming. 174 00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:37,524 Here we go. Last one. 175 00:13:38,442 --> 00:13:41,402 (INHALING DEEPLY) 176 00:13:42,613 --> 00:13:44,906 - Four words. First word. - Four words. First word. 177 00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:46,866 - Me... Me... - Shazam. 178 00:13:47,034 --> 00:13:50,078 William! William! Shorter. Willie. Will! 179 00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:51,579 - Will. - Will. Okay. 180 00:13:51,747 --> 00:13:53,706 - Second word. It sounds like... - Second word. Sounds like... 181 00:13:53,874 --> 00:13:56,084 - Rockette. Boot. Shoe. - Shoe. 182 00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:57,335 You. 183 00:13:58,587 --> 00:14:00,088 (BLOWING) 184 00:14:01,048 --> 00:14:02,340 Fourth word. 185 00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:04,133 - Me, it's me again... Me? - Me? 186 00:14:04,301 --> 00:14:05,593 - Oh, it is "Me." Okay. - Will you blank me? 187 00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:07,428 Hey, buddy, there's ladies present. 188 00:14:07,596 --> 00:14:09,097 All right, well, you know, that's just tasteless, Stuart, 189 00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:10,265 - for God's sake. - Sorry. 190 00:14:10,432 --> 00:14:13,935 All right. Will you blank me? Third word. 191 00:14:15,604 --> 00:14:16,855 Saunter. 192 00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:20,525 - Marry? - Stuart, he's proposing. 193 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:23,486 Katie, will you marry me? 194 00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:28,283 Yes! Yes! She says yes! 195 00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:30,827 - Honey? - Katie! 196 00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:34,956 Katie! 197 00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:36,624 Honestly, Katherine, 198 00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:39,210 do you have any idea how embarrassing that was for me last night? 199 00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:42,297 I didn't say no, Mom. I just said I needed to think about it. 200 00:14:42,464 --> 00:14:43,798 What's there to think about? 201 00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:46,926 That boy is a catch, and he's crazy about you. God knows why. 202 00:14:47,094 --> 00:14:50,179 Just tell me, what is it you want? Because William is perfect. 203 00:14:50,347 --> 00:14:52,307 For one thing, he's just about the most attractive orthodontist 204 00:14:52,474 --> 00:14:54,726 I think I've ever seen. And he's incredibly romantic. 205 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:58,271 Mom, I know he's perfect. I just need a little time. 206 00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:01,149 - Will you talk to her, Stuart? - Not to toot my own horn, 207 00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:03,276 but William reminds me a lot of me when I was younger. 208 00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:06,738 - Are you listening to your father? - He is not my father. 209 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,990 This man is more of a father to you than your father ever was, 210 00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:10,658 God rest his soul. 211 00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:13,912 - Dad is not dead. - He's dead to me, the son of a bitch. 212 00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:16,164 - Don't talk about Dad that way! - Don't you raise your voice to me! 213 00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:18,333 - You're getting emotional, Lois. - I am not getting emotional! 214 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:22,003 All right. I am leaving this house in five minutes, 215 00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:25,632 and if you want to be on that bus, I suggest you pull yourself together. 216 00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:31,220 Sometimes I wonder if you still love him. 217 00:15:31,388 --> 00:15:32,472 Who? 218 00:15:33,515 --> 00:15:35,516 - Dad. - Are you crazy? 219 00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:38,102 - Are you out of your mind? - Well, you must have loved him once. 220 00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:43,024 Honey, I was 18 when I met your father and about as dumb as a piece of ham. 221 00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:46,819 What did I know about love? All I knew was... 222 00:15:51,408 --> 00:15:54,869 He was the hottest thing that I had ever seen. 223 00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:59,540 Oh, he looked like a panther, 224 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:01,709 a sex panther. 225 00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:06,839 - Sounds like love to me. - Well, there's a big difference 226 00:16:07,007 --> 00:16:10,593 between love and mindless, animalistic, carnal lust. 227 00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,596 And what do you have with Stuart? 228 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:18,142 What I have with Stuart is what I want for you and William. 229 00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:21,229 - A mature, stable relationship. - But are you happy? 230 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:24,399 Of course I'm happy. I'm very happy. 231 00:16:24,566 --> 00:16:26,901 Very, very happy. 232 00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:29,404 No, no. Very happy. 233 00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:31,531 Very happy. 234 00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:34,325 - I gotta go. The bus is here. - All right. 235 00:16:40,457 --> 00:16:42,208 Very happy. 236 00:17:01,311 --> 00:17:04,689 There she is. There's my beautiful girl! 237 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,358 Hey! Keep it down. 238 00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:12,113 I will eat your head! I will tear it off, shove it up your ass, 239 00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:15,408 pull it through your mouth, brush my teeth with it, and then eat it! 240 00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:17,201 - I will eat it. - Smitty! 241 00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:19,454 I'm not finished. Eat it! 242 00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:23,583 - Dad. - What? 243 00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:25,960 - Apologize to him. - Oh, come on. 244 00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:31,257 I'm serious, Dad. It's just rude. Now. 245 00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:33,676 Do it now, Dad. 246 00:17:36,805 --> 00:17:40,475 Hey, Dave. I'm sorry. 247 00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:43,311 Smitty, I'm working on my appeal over here. 248 00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:46,272 I know, I know. I'm sorry. 249 00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:52,153 You see, that's why I love you so much, Baby Bear. 250 00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:54,197 You got your mother's good heart. 251 00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:58,451 What's wrong? 252 00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:01,746 No, nothing. William asked me to marry him. 253 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:04,040 But that's good. That's what you wanted, no? 254 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:05,374 Yeah. 255 00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:09,253 No. 256 00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:12,173 Oh, Dad, I don't know. I just... 257 00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:17,386 I mean, how are you supposed to know when you're with the right person? 258 00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:22,308 Just listen to your heart, Baby Bear. 259 00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:23,518 You'll know. 260 00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:28,481 Hey, do you know what I do when I'm feeling blue? 261 00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:31,359 Yeah. You drink homemade toilet wine. 262 00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:32,527 No! 263 00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:36,697 Well, yeah. But I also write in my gratitude journal. 264 00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:39,617 And every day, I write about the things that I have to be grateful for, 265 00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:42,370 like you and your mother. 266 00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:45,081 Oh, here. 267 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:49,919 "December 25th, Christmas Day. 268 00:18:50,087 --> 00:18:54,006 "I am grateful that somebody finally stabbed that cocksucker Rodriguez." 269 00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:55,550 Dad. 270 00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:02,348 I'm gonna say yes. 271 00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:03,516 Yes! 272 00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:06,227 I mean, we get along so well, right? 273 00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:09,397 He's so funny. He cracks me up, you guys. 274 00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:16,279 - I'm gonna say yes. - That's great. Right, Matador? 275 00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:18,072 I think William is kind of a turd. 276 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:20,616 - Really? - Yeah. 277 00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:26,289 But he's like a turd with a piece of candy in it. 278 00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:29,250 (SPEAKING RUSSIAN) 279 00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:34,172 Marriage isn't in our blood. We're circus folk. 280 00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:38,467 Gypsies roaming from big top to big top on the open road. 281 00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:41,721 You guys have been working in the diner since I've known you. 282 00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:45,224 Not in here, Katie. Not in here. 283 00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:55,109 Gentlemen, observe. 284 00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:03,451 (SCREAMING) 285 00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:06,037 Can I get you guys anything else? 286 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:09,415 Will you marry me? 287 00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:11,709 - Excuse me? - Will you marry me? 288 00:20:12,961 --> 00:20:17,715 Seriously. Think about it. What could possibly be more romantic 289 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:20,801 than throwing away your entire life and running off with some handsome, 290 00:20:20,969 --> 00:20:24,388 dark-haired stranger you spotted across a restaurant? 291 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:31,896 I'm sorry. He's had a lot of syrup. 292 00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:35,107 - Okay. - Okay, he's had a lot of syrup? 293 00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:36,776 Okay, I'll marry you. 294 00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:43,157 - What? - Yes. Yes. 295 00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:45,910 I'll marry you! 296 00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:50,248 Jane! Jane! Will you cover for me? 297 00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:51,415 Where're you going? 298 00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:52,625 (SCREAMING) 299 00:20:52,793 --> 00:20:56,128 I'm getting married! To this guy! 300 00:20:57,756 --> 00:20:59,674 Come on. Come on! 301 00:20:59,841 --> 00:21:02,635 Go. Get out of here. I got the bill. 302 00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:13,020 Oh! 303 00:21:14,147 --> 00:21:15,439 Anderson. 304 00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:17,358 - Katie. - Katie. Hi. 305 00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:25,074 Two kisses. 306 00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:30,079 Big rig. Watch this. 307 00:21:31,206 --> 00:21:32,873 Stick that arm up your ass! 308 00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:51,309 d Got a brand new roof above my head 309 00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:56,355 d All the empty boxes thrown away 310 00:21:57,649 --> 00:22:00,568 - Can I ask you a question? - Yeah. Yeah. 311 00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:03,154 So years from now, when we're celebrating 312 00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:05,740 our 37th wedding anniversary 313 00:22:07,409 --> 00:22:11,078 and one of our friends asks us about our first date, 314 00:22:11,246 --> 00:22:14,457 - is this what we'll talk about? - I guess it is. 315 00:22:14,624 --> 00:22:16,959 Yeah. Okay. 316 00:22:17,127 --> 00:22:19,253 And... And then I'll tell them the funny part. 317 00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:21,422 What's the funny part? 318 00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:24,759 That after we talked about it, you stepped in dog shit. 319 00:22:26,803 --> 00:22:30,097 - Oh! I stepped in dog shit! - Yeah. 320 00:22:30,265 --> 00:22:31,682 Why didn't you warn me? You could have warned me. 321 00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:33,267 That would have ruined the story. 322 00:22:33,435 --> 00:22:36,479 Ah, man. Can I borrow your... 323 00:22:36,646 --> 00:22:37,855 Oh, God! Cut it out! 324 00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:39,523 ANDERSON: Okay, careful, careful. 325 00:22:49,451 --> 00:22:52,787 - I've never been up here before. - Yeah, it's a cool place to come 326 00:22:52,954 --> 00:22:57,249 if you want to get an old refrigerator filled with vomit. 327 00:22:57,793 --> 00:22:59,210 I was looking for one of those. 328 00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:02,171 Yeah? Well, I think it's two-for-one day, so... 329 00:23:04,966 --> 00:23:06,717 Look what I've got. 330 00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:09,762 Tetanus? 331 00:23:14,351 --> 00:23:15,393 (SIGHS) 332 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:17,686 - This is stupid. - What? 333 00:23:17,854 --> 00:23:21,732 You know, this. Us sitting up here, pretending we're doing something. 334 00:23:21,900 --> 00:23:24,360 - It's just stupid. - It is, right? 335 00:23:24,528 --> 00:23:26,362 I mean, obviously we're not getting married. 336 00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:28,072 Obviously. 337 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:32,118 - Strangers don't get married. - Well, in some cultures they do. 338 00:23:32,577 --> 00:23:34,370 - They do? - But not ours. 339 00:23:34,538 --> 00:23:37,164 Not ours. Other cultures, far-away cultures. 340 00:23:37,332 --> 00:23:39,667 The Kalahari bushmen is one example. 341 00:23:39,835 --> 00:23:42,420 - And my parents did. They did. - They did? 342 00:23:42,587 --> 00:23:43,921 My mom barely knew my dad, 343 00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:45,631 and she got pregnant with me, and they eloped 344 00:23:45,799 --> 00:23:48,509 to this weird little place called The House of Wedded Bliss 345 00:23:48,677 --> 00:23:50,886 - in Atlantic City. - The House of Wedded Bliss? 346 00:23:51,054 --> 00:23:55,391 Yeah. Doesn't that sound incredibly romantic? 347 00:23:55,559 --> 00:23:57,893 Sounds like a bad Chinese takeout place. 348 00:24:01,606 --> 00:24:05,693 Yeah, well, I mean, just because they did, doesn't mean that we are, right? 349 00:24:06,862 --> 00:24:10,448 You probably weren't even serious when you asked. 350 00:24:10,615 --> 00:24:14,493 - Were you? - Of course not. 351 00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:20,916 You see, that's what I'm talking about. I mean, this whole thing is just... 352 00:24:21,084 --> 00:24:22,084 It's stupid. 353 00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:26,005 - Wait. - I'm sorry. 354 00:24:26,173 --> 00:24:27,548 Wait, wait, wait. What's happening? 355 00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:31,051 - I'm just such an idiot. - Are you crying? 356 00:24:31,219 --> 00:24:33,220 - No. - Why are you crying? 357 00:24:34,347 --> 00:24:36,056 I am not crying. 358 00:24:38,518 --> 00:24:40,728 It really looks like you're crying. 359 00:24:40,896 --> 00:24:42,605 Yeah, well, I'm crying now. 360 00:24:42,772 --> 00:24:45,858 Are you satisfied, you asshole? 361 00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:48,861 Hey. Hey, hey. 362 00:24:49,029 --> 00:24:51,489 Hey. Hey, you. 363 00:24:52,365 --> 00:24:55,159 Hey! Hey. 364 00:25:01,082 --> 00:25:02,583 Are you okay? 365 00:25:04,127 --> 00:25:08,631 I can't remember the last time I did that. I don't think I've ever done that. 366 00:25:09,466 --> 00:25:13,511 - Do you want a tissue? - No, I'm fine. I feel incredible. 367 00:25:13,762 --> 00:25:17,097 - Really? - Why is that? 368 00:25:18,099 --> 00:25:21,477 - You sure you don't want a tissue? - No, I'm fine. 369 00:25:21,645 --> 00:25:26,607 Anderson, when you asked me to marry you, 370 00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:30,611 you probably picked the only girl in the whole world that would say yes. 371 00:25:30,779 --> 00:25:33,072 I don't think that's a coincidence, do you? 372 00:25:34,282 --> 00:25:35,449 I don't know. 373 00:25:35,617 --> 00:25:37,952 - Do you believe in fate? - No. 374 00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:42,581 Neither do I. You see, this was meant to be. 375 00:25:42,749 --> 00:25:44,708 Will you marry me? 376 00:25:44,876 --> 00:25:47,294 - TED: You said yes? - Yeah. Well, why not? 377 00:25:47,462 --> 00:25:51,715 You know, I think this is exactly what I need to get my life back on track. 378 00:25:51,883 --> 00:25:53,759 I mean, why can't two strangers get married? 379 00:25:53,927 --> 00:25:57,471 - I don't know. Because it's retarded? - Look, you said it yourself. 380 00:25:57,639 --> 00:25:59,807 You said I need to get back out there and meet people. Right? So... 381 00:25:59,975 --> 00:26:01,809 Yeah, meet! Meet! Not marry! 382 00:26:01,977 --> 00:26:04,770 Why can't you just date her for a while like a normal human being? 383 00:26:04,938 --> 00:26:06,772 Look, don't worry. Okay? It's not... 384 00:26:06,940 --> 00:26:08,983 You know, it's not like we're getting married today. 385 00:26:09,150 --> 00:26:11,318 We talked about it, and we decided to take things slow. 386 00:26:11,486 --> 00:26:13,988 - So what's next? - She's moving in with me. 387 00:26:14,155 --> 00:26:15,155 I gotta go. 388 00:26:17,117 --> 00:26:19,410 Okay. Well, good luck with that. 389 00:26:29,546 --> 00:26:32,047 d I don't care whether you hear this 390 00:26:32,215 --> 00:26:36,552 d I don't care if I'm alone here singing songs to myself 391 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:40,764 d There's nobody else around, around 392 00:26:42,309 --> 00:26:45,686 d Meet you up at the Indian part of the town 393 00:26:45,854 --> 00:26:49,523 d The town's shut down, the people left with their bags 394 00:26:49,691 --> 00:26:52,776 d Their kids so there's not a sound, a sound 395 00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:57,364 d But I must get from there to here 396 00:26:57,532 --> 00:27:02,620 d There's a small voice crying on the other side of the river from here 397 00:27:02,787 --> 00:27:05,581 d It's too late to phone her now 398 00:27:05,832 --> 00:27:10,169 William, I have some weird news. It's good news for me. 399 00:27:10,337 --> 00:27:14,798 I can't marry you. I'll explain everything later. I'm so sorry. 400 00:27:14,966 --> 00:27:19,470 I love you... As a friend. Okay, bye. 401 00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:23,015 d Just a minute close your eyes 402 00:27:23,183 --> 00:27:27,770 d If we settle for this compromise I'll stay with you 403 00:27:27,937 --> 00:27:30,272 d The river looks so good tonight 404 00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:33,192 Can I leave a message for 99138? 405 00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:35,903 d I don't know what's with your friend 406 00:27:36,071 --> 00:27:38,197 Phone message, Smitty. 407 00:27:39,324 --> 00:27:43,827 d She said she'd had enough of playing games 408 00:27:43,995 --> 00:27:45,621 It's from my daughter. She's getting married. 409 00:27:45,789 --> 00:27:46,872 Oh, yeah? 410 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:50,542 It's too bad you're not gonna be there to walk her down the aisle, big guy. 411 00:27:58,426 --> 00:28:01,095 (SHOUTING) 412 00:28:01,262 --> 00:28:03,639 - What is this? - I'm getting married! 413 00:28:03,807 --> 00:28:06,225 - No, this. - It's a diaphragm. 414 00:28:06,393 --> 00:28:09,603 I know what it is. Not in front of... Please. Please. 415 00:28:09,771 --> 00:28:11,230 - It's her diaphragm. - Stuart! 416 00:28:11,398 --> 00:28:12,981 - Damn it! - Jeez. 417 00:28:13,733 --> 00:28:16,276 - Where are you going? - I told you. I'm getting married. 418 00:28:16,444 --> 00:28:19,238 (WHOOPING) 419 00:28:19,406 --> 00:28:21,990 - You said yes! - Not to William. 420 00:28:22,158 --> 00:28:23,701 Not to William? 421 00:28:25,453 --> 00:28:27,955 His name's Anderson. I met him a couple of hours ago. 422 00:28:28,123 --> 00:28:29,665 A couple of hours ago? 423 00:28:29,833 --> 00:28:32,626 What kind of... What about William? What kind of name is Anderson? 424 00:28:32,794 --> 00:28:35,129 - Use your head here, Katie. - He's black, isn't he? 425 00:28:36,631 --> 00:28:37,631 I have to go. 426 00:28:37,799 --> 00:28:39,758 Don't you think you're being a little impulsive? 427 00:28:39,926 --> 00:28:44,638 Yes! That is exactly what I'm being. And guess what? It feels great! 428 00:28:47,350 --> 00:28:49,268 - You ready? - Oh, my God. 429 00:28:49,436 --> 00:28:51,687 - Hi. - Hey, there, dude. 430 00:28:51,855 --> 00:28:53,355 You must be Anderson. 431 00:28:53,523 --> 00:28:54,523 - No. - Matador. 432 00:28:54,691 --> 00:28:57,818 This is my friend, Matador. He's just giving me a ride. 433 00:28:57,986 --> 00:28:59,737 I like your Jew hat. 434 00:29:07,871 --> 00:29:11,874 Bye, Mom. I'll bring him by for you to meet him tomorrow! 435 00:29:37,025 --> 00:29:38,358 (COUGHING) 436 00:29:38,526 --> 00:29:40,819 - Can you see? - No. 437 00:29:40,987 --> 00:29:43,614 No problem. You know, this happens all the time. 438 00:30:18,483 --> 00:30:19,733 How can you see? 439 00:30:19,901 --> 00:30:23,237 Just be patient! This will clear up in a second. 440 00:30:23,404 --> 00:30:25,072 Okay, slow down. 441 00:30:25,406 --> 00:30:27,074 - What? - Slow down. 442 00:30:27,951 --> 00:30:29,117 (TIRES SCREECHING) 443 00:30:39,045 --> 00:30:40,254 (KATIE SCREAMING) 444 00:30:40,421 --> 00:30:43,257 Oh, my! Oh, my! 445 00:30:44,050 --> 00:30:46,093 - Oh, my! - (GROANS) 446 00:30:46,261 --> 00:30:50,264 I killed that fellow. I killed that fellow with my car! 447 00:30:54,394 --> 00:30:56,854 - Oh, my God, not again. - Anderson? 448 00:30:58,940 --> 00:31:00,274 Vanessa? 449 00:31:03,611 --> 00:31:04,653 Anderson? 450 00:31:07,574 --> 00:31:09,032 Vanessa? 451 00:31:12,620 --> 00:31:16,206 - Am I dead? - You're just unconscious. 452 00:31:16,374 --> 00:31:20,460 - Does it hurt? - Not really. 453 00:31:21,504 --> 00:31:24,298 - Now does it hurt? - (GROANING) 454 00:31:24,465 --> 00:31:25,549 You're getting married? 455 00:31:25,717 --> 00:31:29,219 No! No! No! We're not getting married. We're just... 456 00:31:29,387 --> 00:31:32,472 - We're just moving in together. - I thought you loved me. 457 00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:36,143 I do, Vanessa. I do. I'll never love anybody but you. 458 00:31:37,478 --> 00:31:41,023 - Really? - Yeah. Of course. 459 00:31:45,737 --> 00:31:46,945 Then dump her. 460 00:31:53,620 --> 00:31:55,829 Promise me, Anderson. 461 00:32:00,168 --> 00:32:01,627 I promise. 462 00:32:06,341 --> 00:32:08,508 Touch my lightsaber, Luke. 463 00:32:10,386 --> 00:32:11,762 Touch it! 464 00:32:13,097 --> 00:32:14,598 - What is that? What is that? - It's just ice. 465 00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:16,892 Okay. (GASPS) 466 00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:21,980 Hello. 467 00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:28,278 Katie, would you like to make the introductions? 468 00:32:31,407 --> 00:32:34,701 - I hit you with my car. - This is Matador. 469 00:32:34,869 --> 00:32:35,869 Matador. 470 00:32:36,037 --> 00:32:39,581 Here. I got you a small gift. 471 00:32:40,708 --> 00:32:42,751 I didn't have time to wrap it. 472 00:32:44,045 --> 00:32:45,587 It's a Discman. 473 00:32:46,965 --> 00:32:48,715 This is my Discman. 474 00:32:49,884 --> 00:32:51,468 Did you take this from my drawer? 475 00:32:52,887 --> 00:32:54,054 Yes, I did. 476 00:32:56,391 --> 00:32:57,474 Okay. 477 00:32:58,726 --> 00:33:02,020 Matador, could you do me a giant favor? 478 00:33:02,188 --> 00:33:03,230 Yeah. 479 00:33:03,398 --> 00:33:08,402 Is there some way that you could not press your balls into my shin? 480 00:33:10,655 --> 00:33:13,198 - Can do. - Thank you. Thank you. 481 00:33:13,366 --> 00:33:15,158 - Yeah. - Thanks. 482 00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:18,245 Are you okay? 483 00:33:18,413 --> 00:33:23,041 Well, I thought he was abrupt, but I'll be fine. 484 00:33:28,923 --> 00:33:31,258 Yeah, I think... I think I'll be okay. 485 00:33:36,723 --> 00:33:37,931 Matador. 486 00:33:39,726 --> 00:33:42,936 Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. Very good. 487 00:33:43,104 --> 00:33:44,104 Okay. 488 00:33:45,398 --> 00:33:48,358 - Take care, now. - I will. 489 00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:50,861 He seems nice. 490 00:33:51,779 --> 00:33:54,948 - Does it hurt? - No, it's fine. 491 00:33:55,116 --> 00:33:58,702 - You're so brave. - Listen. Listen, Katie... 492 00:33:58,870 --> 00:34:01,455 - Hey, where's your bedroom? - Bedroom? 493 00:34:01,622 --> 00:34:03,081 Yeah. I need to put this somewhere. 494 00:34:03,249 --> 00:34:05,375 - What's this? - My clothes. 495 00:34:05,543 --> 00:34:08,462 - Your clothes? - Yeah, you know, for wearing. 496 00:34:08,629 --> 00:34:13,592 Oh, clothes. Right. I thought you said "cloves." Cloves. 497 00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:16,219 And I was like, "Cloves, that's a weird thing to pack." 498 00:34:16,387 --> 00:34:19,473 Okay, yeah. You found the bedroom. 499 00:34:21,851 --> 00:34:24,436 So, yup. So this... This is the bedroom. This is the bedroom. 500 00:34:24,604 --> 00:34:26,646 I should probably clean up a little. 501 00:34:26,814 --> 00:34:28,315 Good. Good. 502 00:34:28,483 --> 00:34:31,735 So listen, I was thinking about everything and how great this is, 503 00:34:31,903 --> 00:34:34,112 but it's all happening so fast, and I was afraid 504 00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:36,281 that maybe you thought it was happening too fast. 505 00:34:36,449 --> 00:34:37,991 That's what makes it so exciting. 506 00:34:38,159 --> 00:34:41,244 Exactly. Exactly. That's what I was exactly going to say. 507 00:34:41,412 --> 00:34:42,996 Because personally, I couldn't be more thrilled. 508 00:34:43,164 --> 00:34:44,414 Well, you seem really nervous. 509 00:34:44,582 --> 00:34:47,834 Really? No, no, no. I don't... That's weird. I don't get nervous. 510 00:34:48,002 --> 00:34:51,838 I just express joy by sweating on occasion. 511 00:34:52,006 --> 00:34:54,174 - Who's Vanessa? - Who? 512 00:34:54,342 --> 00:34:56,593 You said "Vanessa" right before you passed out. 513 00:34:56,761 --> 00:34:59,012 - I did? - Oh, is this her? 514 00:34:59,180 --> 00:35:02,766 No. No, that's not her. I don't know who that is. 515 00:35:02,934 --> 00:35:05,644 That's... That picture came with the frame. 516 00:35:05,853 --> 00:35:07,729 But you're in the picture. 517 00:35:10,024 --> 00:35:12,651 Yeah, there I am, right there. I know. 518 00:35:12,819 --> 00:35:14,778 That's because I used to do some modeling when I was younger. 519 00:35:14,946 --> 00:35:16,822 - Really? - Yes, I did. 520 00:35:16,989 --> 00:35:20,951 I did some picture frame modeling back when that whole "regular guy" phase 521 00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:23,286 was sweeping the picture frame modeling industry. 522 00:35:23,454 --> 00:35:25,622 - That is so cool. - Yeah. 523 00:35:25,790 --> 00:35:28,125 (PHONE RINGING) 524 00:35:36,217 --> 00:35:37,384 The telephone's ringing. 525 00:35:42,807 --> 00:35:43,807 Should I get it? 526 00:35:43,975 --> 00:35:46,852 No. No, no, no. It's my mom. I'll call her back. 527 00:35:47,019 --> 00:35:49,396 - Oh, should I say hi? - That's okay. 528 00:35:49,564 --> 00:35:51,857 No, really, it's weird. I mean, I should say hi, right? 529 00:35:52,024 --> 00:35:54,901 No, no. That's... I got it. I got it. 530 00:35:55,069 --> 00:35:58,155 Hello, Mom? Hi. Hi! 531 00:35:58,322 --> 00:36:00,407 Oh, same old, same old. How are you guys? 532 00:36:00,575 --> 00:36:03,034 (WHISPERING) If she wants to talk to me, I'm here. 533 00:36:03,244 --> 00:36:06,621 Yeah, listen. No. Everything is... Everything is... 534 00:36:06,789 --> 00:36:08,999 - Everything is good. - Okay, sweetie. 535 00:36:09,167 --> 00:36:11,626 - Yeah. - I gotta go, Mom. I love you. 536 00:36:11,794 --> 00:36:14,504 Yeah. Love you. See you tomorrow, then. 537 00:36:14,672 --> 00:36:17,382 Okay. See you tomorrow. 538 00:36:17,550 --> 00:36:18,758 Bye-bye. 539 00:36:22,096 --> 00:36:23,430 How's Anderson? 540 00:36:23,598 --> 00:36:26,933 Fine, I guess. He says he has a surprise for us. 541 00:36:27,101 --> 00:36:29,603 He's coming over tomorrow. 542 00:36:29,770 --> 00:36:31,354 What's he doing tomorrow? 543 00:36:33,566 --> 00:36:34,774 Coming. 544 00:36:36,110 --> 00:36:37,611 He's what? 545 00:36:41,616 --> 00:36:42,991 Coming. 546 00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:51,458 d I can give you what you want 547 00:36:51,626 --> 00:36:53,919 - d I can make your heart beat short - I'm scared. 548 00:36:54,962 --> 00:36:57,297 Give me that, little girl. 549 00:36:57,590 --> 00:37:01,468 I'm just a little girl. I'm a little girl. 550 00:37:01,636 --> 00:37:02,636 (WHIPPED CREAM DISPENSING) 551 00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:11,061 - Anderson? - Just a minute! Just a minute. 552 00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:14,856 d I can be the sauce you crave 553 00:37:15,024 --> 00:37:18,818 d I can spell what you can't say 554 00:37:18,986 --> 00:37:22,781 d Chocolate flavored love theme treat that treats you so mean 555 00:37:22,949 --> 00:37:26,660 d Covering your nights and days 556 00:37:26,827 --> 00:37:30,664 d Let me give you what you'd like 557 00:37:30,831 --> 00:37:34,501 d I can make your mouth run dry 558 00:37:34,669 --> 00:37:38,255 d Drink me like a liquor, c'mon and dip your dipper 559 00:37:38,422 --> 00:37:42,092 d Show me what you're here for, guy 560 00:37:45,513 --> 00:37:48,848 - Anderson? Anderson? - Coming. 561 00:37:50,142 --> 00:37:52,477 Okay. (SIGHING) 562 00:37:52,645 --> 00:37:57,482 Listen. Listen, Katie. I think you're really neat. Okay, I do. 563 00:37:57,650 --> 00:37:59,985 But I just... 564 00:38:00,152 --> 00:38:03,947 I can't. I can't, 'cause I made a promise to somebody. 565 00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:05,115 And... 566 00:38:06,701 --> 00:38:10,036 "I think you're really neat"? God. 567 00:38:14,959 --> 00:38:28,179 d What you want I can give you what you want 568 00:38:28,347 --> 00:38:30,765 d What you want I can 569 00:38:30,975 --> 00:38:33,476 Oh, God! I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry, sorry. 570 00:38:33,644 --> 00:38:36,730 No, Anderson. It's okay. Turn around. 571 00:38:44,613 --> 00:38:46,406 So what did your mom say? 572 00:38:46,574 --> 00:38:49,034 Oh, yeah. Well, she... 573 00:38:49,201 --> 00:38:54,247 I was thinking that we could go over there and meet them before we... 574 00:38:54,415 --> 00:38:58,251 - Get married? - If you want to put a label on it. 575 00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:02,172 Great, 'cause I told my mom we'd go over to visit her tomorrow, too. 576 00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:04,924 Great. That's great. 577 00:39:05,092 --> 00:39:08,803 I was thinking we could take a bus over to my folks' house. 578 00:39:08,971 --> 00:39:12,557 - I like buses. - That's good. 'Cause it's a bus. 579 00:39:12,725 --> 00:39:14,100 It's a bus. 580 00:39:17,605 --> 00:39:18,772 Minty. 581 00:39:19,315 --> 00:39:23,276 Well, that's toothpaste for you. That's just classic toothpaste. 582 00:39:24,612 --> 00:39:26,488 (SCREAMING) 583 00:39:26,655 --> 00:39:28,198 Oh, God! 584 00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:31,368 - It's in my eye! It hurts! - I'm sorry. I swallowed some. Sorry. 585 00:39:31,535 --> 00:39:32,535 It's really burning. 586 00:39:32,703 --> 00:39:34,287 Did you wanna go in... The bathroom's right there. 587 00:39:34,455 --> 00:39:37,999 - Where? - Yup, this way. Yes. Yeah, you got it. 588 00:39:38,667 --> 00:39:41,002 Maybe I should go out and get some saline solution. 589 00:39:41,170 --> 00:39:42,462 No. I'm fine. 590 00:39:42,630 --> 00:39:44,964 Yeah, but maybe I should go, you know, 591 00:39:45,132 --> 00:39:47,467 get some saline or eye drops or something. 592 00:39:47,635 --> 00:39:48,968 No, really. 593 00:39:50,971 --> 00:39:52,931 I'll go get some saline. 594 00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:58,144 - Okay. Okay. Okay. - Okay. Slow down. What's the problem? 595 00:39:58,312 --> 00:40:00,313 I think she wants to have sex with me. 596 00:40:00,481 --> 00:40:02,816 I'm gonna call 911. 597 00:40:02,983 --> 00:40:06,653 I'm so embarrassed. I mean, I feel like such an idiot. 598 00:40:06,821 --> 00:40:09,906 - Maybe you came on a little strong. - Oh, God. 599 00:40:10,074 --> 00:40:13,660 A couple hours ago, she was moving in. All your problems were solved, 600 00:40:13,828 --> 00:40:15,912 rainbows were shooting out of your ass. What happened? 601 00:40:16,163 --> 00:40:19,040 Nothing. Nothing. She's great. She's great. It's just... 602 00:40:19,208 --> 00:40:20,208 What? 603 00:40:20,376 --> 00:40:23,670 - What would Vanessa say? Huh? - Oh, buddy. 604 00:40:23,838 --> 00:40:26,506 I was just trying to be spontaneous, you know? 605 00:40:26,674 --> 00:40:28,842 He probably thinks I'm such a freak. 606 00:40:29,009 --> 00:40:31,636 No. Trust me. You're not a freak. 607 00:40:31,804 --> 00:40:36,516 Hold on. Help. Help. Help me. 608 00:40:36,684 --> 00:40:37,976 I've got to go. He's here. 609 00:40:40,604 --> 00:40:43,398 - Hi. - Hi. Hi. 610 00:40:43,566 --> 00:40:46,776 They were out of saline, so I got you some Q-tips 611 00:40:46,944 --> 00:40:49,320 and some zit cream. 612 00:40:49,488 --> 00:40:53,032 So you can do with that what you please. 613 00:40:54,702 --> 00:40:55,743 How's your head? 614 00:40:55,911 --> 00:40:59,038 - Oh, sorry. - No, it's okay. 615 00:41:02,418 --> 00:41:03,960 My eye is fine. 616 00:41:04,128 --> 00:41:06,004 Right. How's your eye? 617 00:41:08,174 --> 00:41:09,757 - It's fine. - Good. 618 00:41:33,324 --> 00:41:34,449 Wow. 619 00:41:36,035 --> 00:41:38,203 - Wowee. - Wowee dowee doo. 620 00:41:40,998 --> 00:41:43,416 Doowee wowie booby. 621 00:41:46,670 --> 00:41:51,216 Well, I think we better get to bed. I think it's time for... 622 00:41:51,383 --> 00:41:54,427 Not... I mean, not that kind of bed. Not that kind of bed. 623 00:41:54,595 --> 00:41:57,388 I mean... I mean, like, sleepy time. Sleepy bed. 624 00:41:57,973 --> 00:41:58,973 'Cause... 625 00:41:59,433 --> 00:42:02,352 'Cause I... You know. 'Cause your eye and my head and... 626 00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:03,895 Well, if we have any more physical contact, 627 00:42:04,063 --> 00:42:06,481 I think one of us might actually die. So... 628 00:42:23,832 --> 00:42:25,792 (SNORING) 629 00:42:33,676 --> 00:42:36,803 d So the weekend came and went 630 00:42:36,971 --> 00:42:38,471 - I'm sorry. Sorry. - It's all right. 631 00:42:38,639 --> 00:42:40,848 - Go back to sleep. I'm sorry. - It's all right. 632 00:42:42,309 --> 00:42:47,522 d Sunday afternoon's a memory 633 00:42:49,858 --> 00:42:53,236 d She was just lying there 634 00:42:53,404 --> 00:42:57,073 d Sleeping softly in a chair 635 00:42:58,367 --> 00:43:01,202 (ALARM BEEPING) 636 00:43:02,162 --> 00:43:05,623 Are you almost ready? I told Mom we'd be there in, like, half an hour. 637 00:43:06,166 --> 00:43:08,126 She's gonna love you! 638 00:43:10,504 --> 00:43:11,546 Fourth word! 639 00:43:14,592 --> 00:43:17,927 You're holding hands. You're holding hands. 640 00:43:18,095 --> 00:43:19,929 You're with friends. You're skip... 641 00:43:20,097 --> 00:43:22,098 Wizard of Oz! The Wizard of Oz! 642 00:43:25,853 --> 00:43:28,563 Diving? The Greg Louganis Story? 643 00:43:32,943 --> 00:43:34,402 Flashdance. 644 00:43:36,530 --> 00:43:37,905 Airplane! 645 00:43:40,492 --> 00:43:41,492 Him? 646 00:43:41,744 --> 00:43:43,453 Her? When a Man Loves a Woman! 647 00:43:43,621 --> 00:43:44,787 Sound of Music! 648 00:43:44,955 --> 00:43:46,080 Philadelphia! 649 00:43:46,248 --> 00:43:48,458 Deep Throat! Deep Throat! 650 00:43:48,626 --> 00:43:50,126 Oh, sorry. 651 00:43:50,711 --> 00:43:52,337 Okay. You know what? You know what, dear? 652 00:43:52,504 --> 00:43:54,464 We give up. Why don't you just tell us? 653 00:43:55,966 --> 00:43:58,760 - That was The Apple Dumpling Gang. - Oh. 654 00:44:04,141 --> 00:44:07,226 It's not an easy one. So... 655 00:44:07,394 --> 00:44:08,603 It was really good. 656 00:44:08,771 --> 00:44:12,148 Thanks. Thanks. Thank you. I'm sorry... Thanks. 657 00:44:12,316 --> 00:44:14,942 - You're so good. Yeah. It was hard. - I thought it... 658 00:44:15,110 --> 00:44:17,111 - I thought it made sense. - It was good. 659 00:44:17,279 --> 00:44:18,946 - It was a tough one, so... - Yeah. 660 00:44:19,114 --> 00:44:24,077 And then a few years ago, I was in a toy store and I had a thought. 661 00:44:24,244 --> 00:44:26,621 What if there was a line of stuffed animals 662 00:44:26,789 --> 00:44:30,375 specifically for Jewish children? 663 00:44:30,542 --> 00:44:33,086 And that's when the Jewnicorn was born. 664 00:44:35,172 --> 00:44:36,923 Listen. 665 00:44:37,091 --> 00:44:39,592 (JEWNICORN RECITING BLESSING IN HEBREW) 666 00:44:48,060 --> 00:44:50,812 Well, Anderson, what do you think? 667 00:44:53,107 --> 00:44:56,859 Wow. 668 00:44:58,570 --> 00:45:00,446 I think it's very... 669 00:45:06,286 --> 00:45:07,578 Specific. 670 00:45:09,581 --> 00:45:11,624 In a good way, of course. 671 00:45:11,792 --> 00:45:14,460 So, Anderson, what is it you do? 672 00:45:14,628 --> 00:45:17,088 Oh, Anderson's between jobs right now, Mom. 673 00:45:17,256 --> 00:45:18,464 - Oh, he's between jobs? - Yeah. 674 00:45:18,632 --> 00:45:19,966 I see. 675 00:45:20,134 --> 00:45:23,136 You know, maybe you'd like to go downstairs to the basement 676 00:45:23,303 --> 00:45:26,222 and see where Stuart makes all his little toys. 677 00:45:26,390 --> 00:45:28,641 - Mom, no. Why? - Well, yeah. Yes, yeah. 678 00:45:28,809 --> 00:45:32,562 Oh, I think he'd be interested. Especially if you like googly eyes. 679 00:45:32,730 --> 00:45:34,605 As a matter of fact, I do like googly eyes. 680 00:45:34,773 --> 00:45:37,817 - Okay. - That does it. Follow me, young man. 681 00:45:37,985 --> 00:45:40,403 Santa's not the only one with a workshop. 682 00:45:40,571 --> 00:45:43,364 - Wow. - What do you think? 683 00:45:44,867 --> 00:45:46,325 (STUTTERING) 684 00:45:51,915 --> 00:45:54,083 - What is this? - Jewla-Hoop. 685 00:45:56,003 --> 00:45:59,589 Doesn't really work. Kind of like you, right, Anderson? 686 00:46:06,638 --> 00:46:08,514 (EXCLAIMS) William. 687 00:46:09,516 --> 00:46:12,185 I thought you two should speak. 688 00:46:14,521 --> 00:46:17,774 I've been here this whole time. Been watching you with him. 689 00:46:17,941 --> 00:46:20,026 I mean, what do you even see in that loser? 690 00:46:20,194 --> 00:46:23,154 He doesn't even know how to do The Apple Dumpling Gang. 691 00:46:23,322 --> 00:46:26,991 Apple. Dump. Ling. Gang. 692 00:46:27,159 --> 00:46:28,201 That's The Apple Dumpling Gang, okay? 693 00:46:28,368 --> 00:46:31,496 That's the motherfucking Apple Dumpling Gang! 694 00:46:31,663 --> 00:46:32,705 (SOBBING) 695 00:46:33,874 --> 00:46:37,877 William, you are really, really good at charades, 696 00:46:38,045 --> 00:46:40,755 and nobody can ever take that away from you. 697 00:46:41,715 --> 00:46:44,008 I had a whole life planned for us. 698 00:46:44,176 --> 00:46:49,138 You know, a big house, three kids, two boys and a girl, you know? 699 00:46:49,306 --> 00:46:50,306 I know. 700 00:46:50,474 --> 00:46:53,392 Conner, Tanner and Ashley. I'm sorry. 701 00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:54,852 I'm not gay. 702 00:46:55,979 --> 00:46:58,564 - What? - What? 703 00:47:01,735 --> 00:47:04,570 - I think you should go. - Oh, yeah. 704 00:47:04,738 --> 00:47:06,531 Okay. I'll go. 705 00:47:06,698 --> 00:47:09,909 But this ball isn't over, Cinderella. 706 00:47:10,077 --> 00:47:12,245 'Cause, oh... 707 00:47:12,412 --> 00:47:15,414 Oh, I'm still dancing. 708 00:47:17,251 --> 00:47:20,753 Do you hear me? I'm still dancing! Check it. 709 00:47:21,088 --> 00:47:24,590 I'm still dancing. Who's still dancing? I'm a dancing fool, yeah! 710 00:47:24,758 --> 00:47:25,758 Did you hear that? 711 00:47:28,887 --> 00:47:31,264 (SCRAPING) 712 00:47:48,699 --> 00:47:49,907 Got it. 713 00:47:51,034 --> 00:47:52,034 (SLURPING) 714 00:47:59,751 --> 00:48:04,589 We should get going, 'cause we're gonna see Anderson's parents. 715 00:48:04,756 --> 00:48:06,132 - I'll grab our jackets. - Okay. 716 00:48:06,300 --> 00:48:12,054 Okay, well, this has been fun. So, thank you. 717 00:48:20,147 --> 00:48:22,940 I think they really liked you. I do, I could tell. 718 00:48:23,108 --> 00:48:25,985 Especially my mom. My mom loved you. 719 00:48:27,029 --> 00:48:30,031 - Really? - Yeah, definitely. 720 00:48:30,198 --> 00:48:33,326 'Cause I got the impression she thought I was a loser. 721 00:48:33,493 --> 00:48:35,036 Why would you say that? 722 00:48:35,203 --> 00:48:39,081 When you were in the bathroom, your mom said she thought I was a loser. 723 00:48:45,047 --> 00:48:48,466 - I thought you were great. - Really? 724 00:48:48,634 --> 00:48:50,551 Yeah, really. 725 00:48:55,349 --> 00:48:57,642 Well, I think you're pretty great, too. 726 00:49:01,730 --> 00:49:05,358 - Sorry. - Do you want to sit down? 727 00:49:05,525 --> 00:49:07,902 Okay. Thanks. 728 00:49:10,572 --> 00:49:12,531 - Thank you. - Sure thing. 729 00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:16,160 (SIGHS) 730 00:49:16,328 --> 00:49:17,495 May I? 731 00:49:30,926 --> 00:49:32,176 Wow. 732 00:49:33,845 --> 00:49:36,389 Anderson, you have to feel this. 733 00:49:37,933 --> 00:49:39,141 Okay. 734 00:49:41,228 --> 00:49:46,399 Wow. I think I felt a kick. Do you mind if I take a listen? 735 00:49:48,944 --> 00:49:49,944 Wow. 736 00:49:53,073 --> 00:49:56,117 - When are you due? - I'm not pregnant. 737 00:49:56,284 --> 00:49:59,245 This is my stop. Getting off, getting off, getting off! 738 00:49:59,746 --> 00:50:03,082 Excuse me. Sorry. Excuse me. Excuse me. 739 00:50:03,709 --> 00:50:05,584 Excuse me. Sorry. Sorry. 740 00:50:10,007 --> 00:50:11,590 - I feel terrible. - That is your fault. 741 00:50:11,758 --> 00:50:12,925 - Oh, my God. - That is your fault. 742 00:50:39,286 --> 00:50:40,369 Anderson! 743 00:50:40,537 --> 00:50:43,456 Hey, there, skipper! Hey! 744 00:50:43,623 --> 00:50:45,374 Who's the good-looking potato? 745 00:50:45,542 --> 00:50:48,753 Mom, Dad, I want you to meet Katie, my... 746 00:50:48,920 --> 00:50:50,629 - Fiancée. - My fiancée. 747 00:50:51,298 --> 00:50:54,050 Fiancée? Well... 748 00:50:55,510 --> 00:50:57,303 - Well... - Congratulations! 749 00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:03,642 Hot dog! Hot dog, I say! Oh, boy! Oh, boy! 750 00:51:03,810 --> 00:51:05,102 (DOG BARKING) 751 00:51:05,270 --> 00:51:06,979 I think Monitor approves, too. 752 00:51:07,147 --> 00:51:09,273 (ALL LAUGHING) 753 00:51:09,441 --> 00:51:10,483 The dog! 754 00:51:13,570 --> 00:51:16,489 (GUFFAWING) 755 00:51:29,544 --> 00:51:31,003 Should we go inside? 756 00:51:36,384 --> 00:51:37,843 (SLURPING) 757 00:51:40,180 --> 00:51:43,474 I've got to hand it to you, skipper. She's a peach. 758 00:51:45,018 --> 00:51:47,144 Yeah. I guess you think I'm being pretty foolish, huh? 759 00:51:47,312 --> 00:51:49,897 Why should I think that? 760 00:51:50,065 --> 00:51:52,733 Because I just met Katie, and we hardly know each other. 761 00:51:52,901 --> 00:51:56,195 You've got your whole lives to get to know each other. 762 00:51:56,363 --> 00:51:57,780 What if I don't like what I get to know? 763 00:51:57,948 --> 00:52:00,950 Oh, that's just nerves talking. 764 00:52:01,118 --> 00:52:05,121 I remember just before I got married, your grandpa and I walked our dog, 765 00:52:05,288 --> 00:52:08,666 had a little conversation about the birds and the bees. 766 00:52:08,834 --> 00:52:13,212 I tell you, when he told me what he told me, I just about fell down. 767 00:52:13,380 --> 00:52:16,590 Yeah. I think I pretty much know everything about that stuff, Dad. 768 00:52:16,758 --> 00:52:20,302 Oh, of course you do. Of course you do. You're a grown man. 769 00:52:20,470 --> 00:52:23,055 About time that I started treating you like one. 770 00:52:23,223 --> 00:52:26,600 So I guess I don't have to tell you what this is for. 771 00:52:29,896 --> 00:52:32,481 I've had this cock ring since my Navy days. 772 00:52:32,649 --> 00:52:36,610 I got it from a $3 whore in Shanghai. 773 00:52:38,071 --> 00:52:42,533 Wow, that's a really nice... 774 00:52:44,911 --> 00:52:46,078 It's a nice ring. 775 00:52:46,246 --> 00:52:49,206 - Cock ring, Son. - Cock ring. Cock ring. 776 00:52:49,374 --> 00:52:51,584 Yeah. I don't know what it is, 777 00:52:51,751 --> 00:52:54,628 ever since I left the service I've been having trouble 778 00:52:54,796 --> 00:52:57,506 with firing my torpedoes too soon. 779 00:52:57,674 --> 00:52:58,716 (EXCLAIMING) 780 00:52:58,884 --> 00:53:01,719 - If you take my meaning. - I think I do, Dad. 781 00:53:01,887 --> 00:53:05,264 - Premature ejaculation. - Okay. Okay. 782 00:53:05,432 --> 00:53:07,141 - Son. - Yeah. 783 00:53:08,602 --> 00:53:10,144 I want you to have it. 784 00:53:12,272 --> 00:53:14,607 I want you to have my cock ring. 785 00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:22,281 I don't know what to say. 786 00:53:22,449 --> 00:53:25,618 (CHANTING) 787 00:53:30,916 --> 00:53:32,333 (WHISPERING) Knock, knock. 788 00:53:33,043 --> 00:53:36,253 I'm sorry, Smitty. I just wanted to borrow your Dirt Devil. 789 00:53:54,981 --> 00:53:56,398 (SCREAMING) 790 00:53:56,566 --> 00:53:57,566 (CRASHING) 791 00:53:59,236 --> 00:54:01,612 (DOG BARKING) 792 00:54:04,032 --> 00:54:05,991 Dinner was terrific, Mrs. Wells. 793 00:54:06,159 --> 00:54:10,162 Oh, no, I won't have any of that. We're family now. 794 00:54:10,330 --> 00:54:13,290 I'd like you to call me Mommy. 795 00:54:15,168 --> 00:54:16,252 Okay. 796 00:54:17,295 --> 00:54:19,838 I suppose Anderson told you all about Vanessa? 797 00:54:20,006 --> 00:54:22,424 Oh. No. Yeah. I mean, he did. 798 00:54:24,261 --> 00:54:25,427 Mommy. 799 00:54:26,805 --> 00:54:30,683 He really loved her. I suppose we all did. 800 00:54:31,851 --> 00:54:34,603 I thought of that girl as one of my own. 801 00:54:35,772 --> 00:54:37,815 Why did they break up? 802 00:54:37,983 --> 00:54:42,486 Break up? Oh, heavens, they didn't break up. 803 00:54:44,406 --> 00:54:47,491 She died, poor little thing. 804 00:54:47,659 --> 00:54:50,953 Her heart just gave out the night he proposed. 805 00:54:51,871 --> 00:54:53,539 Oh, my God! 806 00:54:53,707 --> 00:54:57,626 Some folks around here blame Anderson, the way he surprised her and all. 807 00:54:57,794 --> 00:54:59,211 I know I do. 808 00:55:00,588 --> 00:55:03,549 When she went, it just about tore this family apart. 809 00:55:03,717 --> 00:55:06,552 There were nights I thought about sticking Daddy's service revolver 810 00:55:06,720 --> 00:55:10,556 in my mouth and pulling the trigger, just so I could be with her in heaven. 811 00:55:10,724 --> 00:55:13,684 Mrs. Wells, I'm not trying to take Vanessa's... 812 00:55:13,852 --> 00:55:15,352 Don't you say her name. 813 00:55:16,730 --> 00:55:18,230 I will cut you. 814 00:55:19,733 --> 00:55:22,568 LYLE: We're home, Mother. Where are you girls hiding? 815 00:55:22,736 --> 00:55:25,654 We're just having a little girl talk, Daddy. 816 00:55:27,699 --> 00:55:29,867 Oh, how was your walk, sweetheart? 817 00:55:30,035 --> 00:55:32,911 - Very nice. - Hi, honey. 818 00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:37,875 I don't know what you said to my mom, but whatever it was, it worked. 819 00:55:38,043 --> 00:55:39,710 She loved you. 820 00:55:39,878 --> 00:55:43,255 And believe me, my mom's not always as sweet as she looks. 821 00:55:43,423 --> 00:55:44,506 - Really? - No, really. 822 00:55:44,674 --> 00:55:46,425 I know it's hard to believe. 823 00:55:47,886 --> 00:55:51,096 Don't you have anything you want to tell me? 824 00:55:51,639 --> 00:55:52,806 Yeah. 825 00:55:54,601 --> 00:55:56,602 Yeah, there is. 826 00:56:00,857 --> 00:56:03,192 You look really nice tonight. 827 00:56:04,944 --> 00:56:06,695 You're a real jerk. 828 00:56:10,325 --> 00:56:12,117 Are we about to have our first fight? 829 00:56:12,285 --> 00:56:13,535 'Cause if we are, you think we can finish it 830 00:56:13,703 --> 00:56:16,330 before we get to your friend's house? 831 00:56:17,832 --> 00:56:18,957 Or it could wait. 832 00:56:19,125 --> 00:56:21,293 I just don't understand. 833 00:56:21,461 --> 00:56:24,505 Why didn't you tell me about Vanessa when I asked? 834 00:56:24,672 --> 00:56:26,799 - Who's Vanessa? - She was my girlfriend. 835 00:56:26,966 --> 00:56:29,927 - His fiancée. - Okay, technically, she never said yes. 836 00:56:30,095 --> 00:56:32,888 - She died. - Did you kill her? 837 00:56:33,056 --> 00:56:34,098 No. 838 00:56:34,808 --> 00:56:36,475 That's not what your mother says. 839 00:56:36,643 --> 00:56:39,144 Look, I was gonna tell you. Okay? Okay? But... 840 00:56:39,312 --> 00:56:42,106 But what? I mean, you're still in love with her? 841 00:56:49,322 --> 00:56:51,865 You're in love with a dead girl! 842 00:56:52,033 --> 00:56:54,159 - You freak! - Freak? 843 00:56:54,327 --> 00:56:56,954 Freak? I'm the freak? I'm the freak? 844 00:56:57,122 --> 00:56:59,081 What kind of person accepts a marriage proposal 845 00:56:59,249 --> 00:57:00,999 from a complete stranger? Freak! 846 00:57:01,167 --> 00:57:03,502 Well, what kind of a person asks? Freak! 847 00:57:03,670 --> 00:57:05,921 - Stop calling me freak! - Stop being one, you freak! 848 00:57:06,089 --> 00:57:08,882 Okay. Okay. I don't care what you think about me, 849 00:57:09,050 --> 00:57:10,175 just leave her out of it. 850 00:57:10,343 --> 00:57:14,221 Her? Her? You can't even say her name! 851 00:57:14,389 --> 00:57:16,348 It's Vanessa, you asshole! 852 00:57:16,516 --> 00:57:20,686 And she's dead! Dead, dead, dead! 853 00:57:27,861 --> 00:57:31,864 Wow. That was harsh, harsh, harsh. 854 00:57:45,545 --> 00:57:48,046 d Wouldn't be the first time 855 00:57:48,214 --> 00:57:51,800 d Love made a fool of me 856 00:57:54,220 --> 00:57:56,889 d Wouldn't even care 857 00:57:57,056 --> 00:58:00,851 d But now you're here to see 858 00:58:05,273 --> 00:58:10,152 d It comes as no surprise 859 00:58:11,070 --> 00:58:14,364 d Just leave the light on 860 00:58:22,415 --> 00:58:24,666 d What I wouldn't give 861 00:58:24,834 --> 00:58:28,587 d If you could have it all 862 00:58:31,716 --> 00:58:34,134 d Sun is going down 863 00:58:34,302 --> 00:58:38,055 d The bed that breaks the fall 864 00:58:42,477 --> 00:58:47,189 d Cradle and the bough 865 00:58:47,732 --> 00:58:51,693 d So you can take 866 00:58:51,861 --> 00:58:56,114 d Comfort now 867 00:58:57,617 --> 00:59:00,744 d You can take 868 00:59:00,912 --> 00:59:04,623 d Comfort now 869 00:59:10,630 --> 00:59:13,131 - Hey. - Hey. 870 00:59:13,299 --> 00:59:15,759 We split up to look for you. 871 00:59:30,441 --> 00:59:33,860 You know, when I was a kid, I didn't have many friends. 872 00:59:34,028 --> 00:59:35,445 You're kidding? 873 00:59:35,697 --> 00:59:38,991 Nope. It's the truth. I don't know why. 874 00:59:40,493 --> 00:59:43,203 Perhaps 'cause I was into different things than the other kids. 875 00:59:43,371 --> 00:59:46,790 Acrobats, strongmen, makeup, that sort of thing. 876 00:59:46,958 --> 00:59:48,458 Right. That sort of thing. 877 00:59:48,626 --> 00:59:51,920 But I didn't let it bother me, you know, because I knew what I loved. 878 00:59:52,088 --> 00:59:53,797 The circus? 879 00:59:59,554 --> 01:00:02,472 You know, the circus is a lot like love. 880 01:00:03,683 --> 01:00:04,850 Oh? How so? 881 01:00:05,018 --> 01:00:10,647 Well, if it's a good one, it's a really good one, it's beautiful 882 01:00:10,815 --> 01:00:15,527 and terrifying and magical, all at the same time. 883 01:00:18,823 --> 01:00:21,033 And you wouldn't give up on the circus just because 884 01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:25,203 once in a while a girl falls off the high wire, snaps her neck. 885 01:00:28,333 --> 01:00:30,667 Oh, dead girls. 886 01:00:31,586 --> 01:00:34,296 Sensitive subject. I'm sorry. 887 01:00:41,888 --> 01:00:42,888 Morning. 888 01:00:51,105 --> 01:00:53,732 "Prison escape." Honey? 889 01:00:53,900 --> 01:00:54,900 (GRUNTING) 890 01:01:03,743 --> 01:01:05,118 No, thanks. 891 01:01:07,664 --> 01:01:10,082 I thought that maybe you could open it for me. 892 01:01:10,249 --> 01:01:12,542 - Oh. - Stuart? 893 01:01:14,253 --> 01:01:15,671 Stuart? 894 01:01:15,838 --> 01:01:19,132 - (EXCLAIMS) - Hiya, Little Bear. 895 01:01:19,300 --> 01:01:21,760 What the hell are you doing here? Stuart, honey, are you okay? 896 01:01:21,928 --> 01:01:25,430 - Ducky. - Smitty, what did you do? 897 01:01:25,598 --> 01:01:29,476 You think I would miss walking my little girl down that aisle? 898 01:01:29,644 --> 01:01:31,645 - Where is she? - Ran off with her loser boyfriend. 899 01:01:31,813 --> 01:01:34,606 Hey! You shut up, all right, pal? 900 01:01:34,774 --> 01:01:37,359 Did she say where she was going? 901 01:01:37,527 --> 01:01:38,777 (CRYING) 902 01:01:38,945 --> 01:01:44,866 No! I don't know. No. No! Get away from me. Oh, my God. 903 01:01:52,125 --> 01:01:53,166 Hey. 904 01:01:56,087 --> 01:01:58,130 Hey! Hey! 905 01:01:58,297 --> 01:02:01,133 This is all your fault. You chased her away! 906 01:02:01,300 --> 01:02:03,802 - Lois, please, you're getting... - Emotional? 907 01:02:03,970 --> 01:02:06,138 You're right. I'm getting good and goddamned emotional. 908 01:02:06,305 --> 01:02:08,807 And what the hell are you going to do about it, you tiny, tiny man? 909 01:02:08,975 --> 01:02:12,144 - Easy, Little Bear. Easy. - You spineless little noodle. 910 01:02:12,311 --> 01:02:15,564 Easy, Lois. Now, come on. Let's go find our baby. 911 01:02:16,649 --> 01:02:19,943 All right. Let me go get dressed, Big Bear. 912 01:02:20,111 --> 01:02:22,112 Let me help, Little Bear. 913 01:02:29,912 --> 01:02:31,663 (CHATTERING) 914 01:02:33,374 --> 01:02:35,250 (JEWNICORN RECITING BLESSING IN HEBREW) 915 01:02:35,918 --> 01:02:39,504 - Hey! What's that? - Nothing. 916 01:02:47,889 --> 01:02:49,055 (RUSSIAN FOLK MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) 917 01:02:49,223 --> 01:02:51,016 Take care, Matador. 918 01:02:58,649 --> 01:03:02,277 - Hey. - You never gave me a key. 919 01:03:02,445 --> 01:03:03,779 Right. 920 01:03:07,950 --> 01:03:11,745 I just need to pack up my shit and you'll never see me again. 921 01:03:28,346 --> 01:03:31,348 Can I get a taxi, please? What is the address? 922 01:03:31,516 --> 01:03:34,226 - 6 New Lane. - 6 New Lane. 923 01:03:34,393 --> 01:03:39,898 - Apartment... Don't go. - Apartment... What? 924 01:03:41,234 --> 01:03:43,026 I like you and I don't want you to go. 925 01:03:43,194 --> 01:03:44,402 MAN: Hello? 926 01:03:44,570 --> 01:03:47,155 Hold on. What did you say? 927 01:03:47,323 --> 01:03:48,865 I like you and I don't want you to go. 928 01:03:49,033 --> 01:03:50,742 You don't like me. 929 01:03:50,910 --> 01:03:54,079 - Don't tell me who I like. Screw you! - Screw you! 930 01:03:54,247 --> 01:03:55,747 - Screw you! - No, screw you! 931 01:03:55,915 --> 01:04:00,377 God, you're impossible! You are pig-headed. You are stubborn. 932 01:04:01,546 --> 01:04:04,548 You don't even warn a guy when he's about to step in dog shit. What is that? 933 01:04:04,715 --> 01:04:06,258 Ever since I met you, I've been a total wreck. 934 01:04:06,425 --> 01:04:09,261 Even more of a wreck than usual. And screw you, I like you! 935 01:04:09,428 --> 01:04:13,932 Yeah? Well, you're a liar! And you have horrible morning breath. 936 01:04:14,100 --> 01:04:16,935 And you could never have made it as a picture frame model. 937 01:04:17,103 --> 01:04:20,105 It is so cutthroat and so competitive. 938 01:04:20,273 --> 01:04:24,442 And ever since I met you, I've been feeling completely crazy. 939 01:04:24,610 --> 01:04:26,695 And I like you, too! 940 01:04:26,863 --> 01:04:28,905 - Okay. - Okay. 941 01:04:30,741 --> 01:04:31,908 Okay. 942 01:04:32,243 --> 01:04:34,369 Okay. So we like each other. 943 01:04:36,789 --> 01:04:38,039 Now what? 944 01:04:40,877 --> 01:04:42,127 Let's go. 945 01:04:42,378 --> 01:04:44,087 - Really? Where? - Trust me. 946 01:04:44,255 --> 01:04:45,797 - Where are we going? - After you. 947 01:04:48,134 --> 01:04:52,470 - Please? - No. 948 01:04:52,638 --> 01:04:55,473 - Doesn't one of them have a car? - No, not one that will make it. 949 01:05:03,482 --> 01:05:05,317 No, I'm not doing this. I'm going to lose my job. 950 01:05:05,484 --> 01:05:07,110 You hate your job. 951 01:05:07,278 --> 01:05:09,029 Yeah, but that and my thumbs are the only things 952 01:05:09,196 --> 01:05:11,531 separating me from the animals. 953 01:05:12,992 --> 01:05:14,117 Besides, I could get arrested. 954 01:05:14,285 --> 01:05:17,203 I am not doing this, and I'm not gonna feel bad about it. 955 01:05:17,371 --> 01:05:19,706 And there's nothing you can say to change my mind. 956 01:05:22,251 --> 01:05:23,335 Hey. 957 01:05:24,003 --> 01:05:26,004 Taking a test drive, Hal. 958 01:05:38,351 --> 01:05:39,851 May I drive? 959 01:05:42,146 --> 01:05:43,188 No. 960 01:05:44,982 --> 01:05:46,274 Okay. 961 01:05:46,442 --> 01:05:49,277 d Love is a game for two to play 962 01:05:49,445 --> 01:05:52,072 d Don't go wishing your life away 963 01:05:52,239 --> 01:05:54,616 d Come on now 964 01:05:54,784 --> 01:05:58,203 d The race ain't run 965 01:05:58,371 --> 01:06:00,747 d Love is a game 966 01:06:00,915 --> 01:06:02,999 d Games can be fun 967 01:06:05,086 --> 01:06:07,629 d Love is a game for two to win 968 01:06:07,797 --> 01:06:10,924 d Walking along with a great big grin 969 01:06:11,092 --> 01:06:13,176 d Come on now 970 01:06:13,344 --> 01:06:15,804 d Take a run at the sun 971 01:06:17,139 --> 01:06:19,557 We're taking the car, honey! 972 01:06:20,226 --> 01:06:21,851 (WHOOPING) 973 01:06:29,902 --> 01:06:34,239 (TIRES SCREECHING) 974 01:06:43,791 --> 01:06:45,750 Do you know where she might go to get married? 975 01:06:45,918 --> 01:06:48,503 Only one place she would go. 976 01:06:48,754 --> 01:06:50,755 d Come on now 977 01:06:50,923 --> 01:06:52,924 d The deal ain't done 978 01:06:54,593 --> 01:06:56,970 d Love is a game 979 01:06:57,138 --> 01:06:59,389 d Games can be fun 980 01:07:01,642 --> 01:07:05,020 d Pretty soon you'll find yourself 981 01:07:05,187 --> 01:07:08,356 d Hoppin' skippin' and jumpin' 982 01:07:08,524 --> 01:07:10,859 d Turning somersaults 983 01:07:11,027 --> 01:07:13,611 d With that heart a-thump, thump, thumpin' 984 01:07:13,779 --> 01:07:17,115 d Love is a game for two to play 985 01:07:17,283 --> 01:07:19,659 d Don't go wishing your life away 986 01:07:19,827 --> 01:07:22,078 d Come on now 987 01:07:22,246 --> 01:07:24,873 d The song ain't sung 988 01:07:25,374 --> 01:07:28,418 d Love is a game 989 01:07:28,586 --> 01:07:31,755 d Games can be fun 990 01:07:31,922 --> 01:07:34,924 d Love is a game 991 01:07:35,092 --> 01:07:36,843 d Games should be fun 992 01:07:38,137 --> 01:07:40,805 d Love is a game 993 01:07:40,973 --> 01:07:44,809 d Games can be fun 994 01:07:48,898 --> 01:07:51,941 - Hey. What do you think? - Nice. 995 01:07:52,109 --> 01:07:54,486 Hey, so what's their deal? Are they, like, a thing? 996 01:07:54,653 --> 01:07:58,490 - Like, weirdo and weirdette? - No. No. They're just roomies. 997 01:07:59,617 --> 01:08:01,743 What about you and Anderson? 998 01:08:01,911 --> 01:08:03,953 Oh, yeah. We make out once in a while. 999 01:08:05,247 --> 01:08:07,874 Hey, no, we've been friends since seventh grade homeroom. 1000 01:08:08,042 --> 01:08:12,670 We entered a talent show together as Wayne and Garth. I was Garth. 1001 01:08:13,839 --> 01:08:16,883 You guys must be pretty close if you're willing to steal a car for him. 1002 01:08:18,094 --> 01:08:22,222 We did not steal a car. We're just on a very, very long test drive. 1003 01:08:22,389 --> 01:08:24,224 Hey, can I ask you a question? 1004 01:08:24,391 --> 01:08:25,517 Sure. 1005 01:08:27,019 --> 01:08:30,897 You know, he's had it pretty tough last year, and... 1006 01:08:34,360 --> 01:08:38,196 Ted, I'm not gonna hurt him. 1007 01:08:39,240 --> 01:08:41,616 Yeah, 'cause he's an idiot, you know? 1008 01:08:41,784 --> 01:08:43,368 But he's my best friend. 1009 01:08:43,536 --> 01:08:46,246 Someone's gotta watch his back. 1010 01:08:51,836 --> 01:08:52,877 Hey! 1011 01:08:53,546 --> 01:08:54,587 Hey. 1012 01:08:56,048 --> 01:08:58,216 - Hello. - That's it? 1013 01:08:58,384 --> 01:09:00,844 That's all you have to say to me, "Hello"? 1014 01:09:01,011 --> 01:09:02,887 Hello, stranger? 1015 01:09:03,055 --> 01:09:07,183 I won't be such a stranger when I detach your bicuspids from your alveolus. 1016 01:09:07,351 --> 01:09:10,061 - Pardon? - (SHOUTING) 1017 01:09:15,401 --> 01:09:16,901 You ruined my life! 1018 01:09:17,069 --> 01:09:18,111 Please tell me who you are! 1019 01:09:18,279 --> 01:09:21,739 "Please tell me who you are." I'm the Grim Reaper, ass clam! 1020 01:09:24,076 --> 01:09:25,118 William! 1021 01:09:25,286 --> 01:09:27,245 William! What are you doing? 1022 01:09:27,413 --> 01:09:29,497 Exacting my vengeance! 1023 01:09:32,168 --> 01:09:35,461 Again, Katie, would you like to make the introductions? 1024 01:09:36,589 --> 01:09:38,548 Anderson, this is William, my... 1025 01:09:38,716 --> 01:09:40,049 Wife! Wife! I'm her wife! 1026 01:09:40,217 --> 01:09:43,887 I mean, she's my wife! To be! We're engaged! 1027 01:09:44,346 --> 01:09:47,390 - What? - You didn't tell him? 1028 01:09:49,059 --> 01:09:51,186 I asked her to marry me three days ago. 1029 01:09:51,353 --> 01:09:52,395 I never said yes. 1030 01:09:52,563 --> 01:09:53,646 You accepted a balloon bouquet from me! 1031 01:09:53,814 --> 01:09:56,274 In a court of law, that's the same thing as saying yes. 1032 01:09:56,442 --> 01:09:59,861 - I don't think that's true. - Is there a problem here, folks? 1033 01:10:00,529 --> 01:10:02,780 Oh, no. There's no problem here, Officer. 1034 01:10:02,948 --> 01:10:04,032 HAL: This is him. 1035 01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:06,701 And he said he was just going for a test drive, see? 1036 01:10:08,037 --> 01:10:09,037 Excuse me. 1037 01:10:20,466 --> 01:10:22,467 You folks move along now, all right? 1038 01:10:22,635 --> 01:10:26,596 Okay, Officer. Thanks. We're gonna get going. Bye. 1039 01:10:32,770 --> 01:10:34,395 (SIREN SOUNDS) 1040 01:10:35,648 --> 01:10:36,814 TED: Oh, my. 1041 01:10:40,486 --> 01:10:42,487 This could be really bad. 1042 01:10:44,490 --> 01:10:47,367 Hi, Mom? Guess where I am. 1043 01:10:53,707 --> 01:10:56,125 - Oh, my word. - What is it, Mother? 1044 01:10:56,293 --> 01:11:00,171 Anderson's in trouble. It's that girl, I just know it. 1045 01:11:02,341 --> 01:11:05,343 All right, you two, we're gonna have to cut it short. 1046 01:11:06,470 --> 01:11:11,557 - Haven't we taught that boy values? - There's lemonade in the fridge. 1047 01:11:18,399 --> 01:11:21,609 Welcome to Tuxedo Depot. I'm Bill, I'll be your conductor. 1048 01:11:21,777 --> 01:11:23,987 How can I help you reach your formal wear destination? 1049 01:11:24,154 --> 01:11:27,740 You can help me by shutting up, Bill. This is a stickup. 1050 01:11:29,118 --> 01:11:30,743 We don't want your money. 1051 01:11:39,211 --> 01:11:40,503 What do you think? 1052 01:11:40,671 --> 01:11:42,880 I think you look great. Doesn't he look great? 1053 01:11:43,048 --> 01:11:46,467 - Yeah, he looks great. - Yeah, great. Fantastic. 1054 01:11:46,635 --> 01:11:48,970 Pizza. Gotcha. 1055 01:11:49,138 --> 01:11:52,348 Pizza, you're under arrest. 1056 01:12:14,038 --> 01:12:15,455 So, 1057 01:12:15,622 --> 01:12:19,584 Katie tells me, you know, you're some sort of circus... 1058 01:12:19,752 --> 01:12:20,918 Freak? 1059 01:12:22,755 --> 01:12:24,839 Yeah, I think that's the word she used. 1060 01:12:25,632 --> 01:12:29,093 Yeah, I guess there aren't a lot of girls that spend their weekends 1061 01:12:29,261 --> 01:12:32,764 - learning how to breathe fire. - No. 1062 01:12:34,266 --> 01:12:37,435 How do you breathe fire? 1063 01:12:37,603 --> 01:12:40,229 Well, it's like the old saying, 1064 01:12:40,397 --> 01:12:43,858 you just pucker your lips and blow. 1065 01:12:47,279 --> 01:12:49,947 And then, of course, you try not to inhale the propellant, 1066 01:12:50,115 --> 01:12:52,450 'cause you can collapse a lung. 1067 01:12:54,411 --> 01:12:58,247 POLICEMAN: All units. All units. 10-16 in progress. 10-16 at Tuxedo Depot. 1068 01:12:58,415 --> 01:12:59,582 Damn it. 1069 01:12:59,750 --> 01:13:01,417 All right, we're moving out of here real slow. 1070 01:13:01,585 --> 01:13:04,128 Nobody say nothing, nobody do nothing, nobody gets hurt. 1071 01:13:04,296 --> 01:13:06,589 Thank you. You've been very nice. 1072 01:13:08,050 --> 01:13:09,092 (SIREN BLARING) 1073 01:13:09,259 --> 01:13:12,053 - POLICEMAN: Freeze! - Freeze! Put your hands on your head! 1074 01:13:33,325 --> 01:13:35,993 You've had a tough couple of days, huh? 1075 01:13:38,122 --> 01:13:41,499 Aside from being hit by a car and assaulted by an orthodontist, 1076 01:13:41,667 --> 01:13:43,835 hasn't been too bad. 1077 01:13:44,002 --> 01:13:48,256 I'm sorry about William. He's usually a nice guy. 1078 01:13:48,424 --> 01:13:51,551 You know, it's funny you say that, because I remember thinking 1079 01:13:51,718 --> 01:13:55,680 as he was kicking me in the face, "Hey, this guy is pretty nice." 1080 01:13:55,848 --> 01:13:57,348 I'll shut up. 1081 01:13:59,351 --> 01:14:01,352 You know, I just think 1082 01:14:01,520 --> 01:14:04,313 maybe the world is trying to tell us something. 1083 01:14:06,191 --> 01:14:07,525 Well, like what? 1084 01:14:08,694 --> 01:14:11,612 Like, maybe you can't look across a crowded restaurant, 1085 01:14:11,780 --> 01:14:15,950 find the person you're supposed to spend the rest of your life with. 1086 01:14:16,201 --> 01:14:17,493 SMITTY: Hey. You didn't read me my rights. 1087 01:14:17,661 --> 01:14:21,038 - LOIS: And what are those handcuffs... - Not my problem. Tell it to the judge. 1088 01:14:21,206 --> 01:14:23,040 - SMITTY: Hey, put them in the front. - LOIS: Get a space heater... 1089 01:14:23,208 --> 01:14:24,792 - SMITTY: I demand to be Mirandized. - Oh, my God! 1090 01:14:24,960 --> 01:14:26,878 - Oh, my God! - Holy shit! 1091 01:14:27,045 --> 01:14:28,087 - Mom? - Katie! 1092 01:14:28,255 --> 01:14:30,047 - Baby Bear! - Dad! 1093 01:14:30,215 --> 01:14:32,383 Anderson, this is my dad! 1094 01:14:32,551 --> 01:14:37,013 Hi. Hi. Nice to meet you. 1095 01:14:37,181 --> 01:14:38,389 Excuse the jewelry. 1096 01:14:38,557 --> 01:14:40,600 - What are you doing here? - We stole a car! 1097 01:14:40,767 --> 01:14:42,393 - Allegedly. - Oh, good for you! 1098 01:14:42,561 --> 01:14:45,021 All of you, pipe down! 1099 01:14:45,189 --> 01:14:47,732 This guy's fugitive ass is going back to the big house. 1100 01:14:47,900 --> 01:14:50,443 - I'm sorry, your dad's a fugitive? - Yep. 1101 01:14:51,153 --> 01:14:52,320 Okay. All right. Come on, let's go. 1102 01:14:52,488 --> 01:14:54,405 - Come to me, baby. - Daddy! 1103 01:14:55,574 --> 01:14:57,825 - SMITTY: So good to see you. - KATIE: You, too. 1104 01:14:57,993 --> 01:15:00,578 - Mom. Dad. - Oh, my God! 1105 01:15:00,746 --> 01:15:02,914 Who the hot springs are you people? 1106 01:15:03,081 --> 01:15:04,874 We're his parents. 1107 01:15:05,042 --> 01:15:08,169 - Hey. - Nice to see you again, Katie. 1108 01:15:08,337 --> 01:15:10,922 Hi, Mommy? 1109 01:15:11,089 --> 01:15:13,925 Mom, Dad, these are Katie's parents. 1110 01:15:14,927 --> 01:15:18,596 Why are Katie's parents in the hoosegow? 1111 01:15:18,764 --> 01:15:21,015 - Yeah. Mom? - He kidnapped me. 1112 01:15:21,183 --> 01:15:23,768 He kidnapped me from my Stuart. 1113 01:15:23,936 --> 01:15:27,438 What are you talking about? Baby, what are you doing? 1114 01:15:27,606 --> 01:15:28,898 Mom, Dad, stop! 1115 01:15:29,816 --> 01:15:31,734 Back me up. No, no! 1116 01:15:31,902 --> 01:15:33,819 (ALL CLAMORING) 1117 01:15:34,947 --> 01:15:36,948 (SCREAMING) 1118 01:15:37,449 --> 01:15:39,033 All right, freeze! 1119 01:15:39,910 --> 01:15:42,203 - You freeze! - Mom! 1120 01:15:42,371 --> 01:15:44,372 No. You drop that gun! You drop that gun! 1121 01:15:44,540 --> 01:15:46,582 Put down the piece. I will blow you away. 1122 01:15:46,750 --> 01:15:48,584 I will seriously wound this jackass! Don't you think I won't! 1123 01:15:48,752 --> 01:15:51,045 I will violate your bodily organs with tempered steel! 1124 01:15:51,213 --> 01:15:53,506 I am Little Bear, protecting her brood! 1125 01:15:53,674 --> 01:15:55,967 - Put that down! Put down the gun, now! - You don't think I would do this? 1126 01:15:56,134 --> 01:15:59,554 To preserve the rule of law, I will gladly sacrifice this man! 1127 01:16:00,472 --> 01:16:01,472 What? 1128 01:16:03,642 --> 01:16:06,811 - Mom? - Not now, sweetheart. Drop it! 1129 01:16:06,979 --> 01:16:08,145 This is not police procedure! 1130 01:16:08,313 --> 01:16:09,480 - She startled me. - Help me up! 1131 01:16:09,648 --> 01:16:11,274 Give me the keys. Give me those keys right now 1132 01:16:11,441 --> 01:16:14,485 and get over there before I hurt this man. 1133 01:16:14,653 --> 01:16:16,404 Sweetheart, get your jacket. 1134 01:16:16,572 --> 01:16:18,656 Go! Go! Come on! Come on! 1135 01:16:19,575 --> 01:16:21,158 The keys! The keys! 1136 01:16:22,077 --> 01:16:24,078 We're not going anywhere! 1137 01:16:24,580 --> 01:16:27,999 My son is not going to be an accessory to a felony. 1138 01:16:28,166 --> 01:16:30,585 Will you get a load of this one? "My son's too good for felonies." 1139 01:16:30,752 --> 01:16:31,919 You snobby bitch. 1140 01:16:32,087 --> 01:16:35,131 Lady, I have half a mind to stick my boot right up your cooter. 1141 01:16:35,299 --> 01:16:36,424 - What? - You... 1142 01:16:36,592 --> 01:16:40,636 (SCREAMING) 1143 01:16:40,846 --> 01:16:44,015 (GUN FIRES) 1144 01:16:45,267 --> 01:16:46,267 ANDERSON: Katie? 1145 01:16:47,561 --> 01:16:49,186 Katie, what are you doing? 1146 01:16:51,023 --> 01:16:53,357 I don't know. 1147 01:16:53,525 --> 01:16:58,321 These past few days, I haven't really had any idea what I'm doing, Anderson. 1148 01:16:58,488 --> 01:17:02,867 But what I'm realizing is I'm standing here shooting a stolen gun, 1149 01:17:03,035 --> 01:17:04,785 which, by the way, is pretty cool. 1150 01:17:04,953 --> 01:17:05,953 (GUN FIRES) 1151 01:17:07,205 --> 01:17:11,626 What I'm realizing is that I don't care, 1152 01:17:11,793 --> 01:17:15,004 as long as I can keep doing it with you, Anderson. 1153 01:17:15,464 --> 01:17:17,506 Because I think you can. 1154 01:17:17,716 --> 01:17:20,426 I think you can look across a crowded restaurant 1155 01:17:20,594 --> 01:17:24,639 and fall in love with a grubby stranger. 1156 01:17:24,806 --> 01:17:30,061 And I think love can be instantaneous and insane. 1157 01:17:32,064 --> 01:17:36,609 So, Anderson, for the last time I'm asking you... 1158 01:17:38,362 --> 01:17:40,071 Will you marry me? 1159 01:17:40,238 --> 01:17:42,073 - Yes. - Yes. 1160 01:17:42,240 --> 01:17:43,741 - Yes. - Yeah. 1161 01:17:43,909 --> 01:17:45,576 - Yes. - Yes, say it! 1162 01:17:45,744 --> 01:17:47,912 Yes. Yes. 1163 01:17:49,706 --> 01:17:50,748 Yes! 1164 01:17:50,916 --> 01:17:53,167 (ALL CHEERING) 1165 01:18:04,346 --> 01:18:05,846 Gotta go! 1166 01:18:06,014 --> 01:18:07,431 Let's go! Come on! 1167 01:18:08,266 --> 01:18:09,850 Take the van. The keys are on the hook. 1168 01:18:10,018 --> 01:18:11,977 - Take the van. - Thank you. 1169 01:18:14,940 --> 01:18:16,565 You go, girl! 1170 01:18:17,651 --> 01:18:18,651 Bye! 1171 01:18:21,697 --> 01:18:22,947 Don't stop believing! 1172 01:18:23,115 --> 01:18:27,993 d Believe, you gotta believe 1173 01:18:28,161 --> 01:18:31,288 d Oh, you gotta believe 1174 01:18:31,456 --> 01:18:34,542 d Got to believe 1175 01:18:39,673 --> 01:18:44,844 d Yeah, yeah, got to believe 1176 01:18:50,642 --> 01:18:52,435 (ORGAN PLAYING PROCESSIONAL) 1177 01:18:52,602 --> 01:18:54,395 How do you feel? Nervous? 1178 01:18:54,563 --> 01:18:56,063 No. I feel good. 1179 01:18:56,231 --> 01:18:57,648 (MUSIC STOPS) 1180 01:19:02,320 --> 01:19:06,532 So let me ask you, when you met this guy, did you know? 1181 01:19:10,328 --> 01:19:14,457 Yeah. I guess I did. 1182 01:19:14,624 --> 01:19:17,668 - I love you, Daddy. - I love you too, Baby Bear. 1183 01:19:20,338 --> 01:19:23,132 Look at me, crying like a jailhouse bitch. 1184 01:19:26,678 --> 01:19:27,928 Stop it. 1185 01:19:39,733 --> 01:19:42,526 - Take care of my baby girl. - I will. 1186 01:19:46,948 --> 01:19:49,867 (WHISPERING) 'Cause if you don't, they'll never find you. 1187 01:19:54,372 --> 01:19:55,748 Thank you. 1188 01:19:59,419 --> 01:20:02,630 My name is Dr. Favreau, 1189 01:20:02,798 --> 01:20:04,548 and on behalf of my family, 1190 01:20:04,716 --> 01:20:08,761 I'd like to welcome you all to The House of Wedded Bliss. 1191 01:20:09,888 --> 01:20:14,475 A couple who marries here, I personally guarantee, 1192 01:20:14,643 --> 01:20:18,562 that's a marriage that's gonna last for life. 1193 01:20:18,730 --> 01:20:23,984 And we never forget a face. Ain't that right, Lois and Smitty? 1194 01:20:24,152 --> 01:20:25,194 Big Bear. 1195 01:20:27,239 --> 01:20:29,740 Now, on to the business at hand. 1196 01:20:29,908 --> 01:20:34,411 Anderson, do you take this woman to be your wife? 1197 01:20:44,840 --> 01:20:46,298 Do you? 1198 01:20:47,259 --> 01:20:48,926 Anderson? 1199 01:20:55,809 --> 01:20:57,768 Sorry. I don't. 1200 01:20:57,936 --> 01:21:01,021 Vanessa, when I met you, I thought you were perfect. 1201 01:21:01,189 --> 01:21:03,899 And you are. I mean... I mean, look at you. 1202 01:21:06,194 --> 01:21:11,740 But then I met Katie, and she's perfect for me. 1203 01:21:14,286 --> 01:21:18,455 I'm sorry. Are you... You're heartbroken. 1204 01:21:18,623 --> 01:21:21,584 Anderson, I want you to meet somebody. 1205 01:21:21,751 --> 01:21:23,669 You remember Morty, right? 1206 01:21:23,837 --> 01:21:25,754 "Shooter, shooter. We got a shooter." 1207 01:21:25,922 --> 01:21:29,383 He killed himself after I died. Isn't that so romantic? 1208 01:21:31,052 --> 01:21:36,098 I couldn't live without her, dude. I know, we just met. But she's the one. 1209 01:21:36,266 --> 01:21:40,144 - Know what I mean? - Yeah, I think I do. 1210 01:21:40,312 --> 01:21:43,022 Listen, babe, we gotta blow. I'll be in the Humvee. 1211 01:21:47,110 --> 01:21:48,402 Bye. 1212 01:21:55,410 --> 01:21:58,746 Do you want to get back to your wedding now, son? 1213 01:22:04,377 --> 01:22:05,711 I do. 1214 01:22:08,673 --> 01:22:12,801 Son, you've got to wait until you say "I do." 1215 01:22:15,221 --> 01:22:16,221 Son? 1216 01:22:18,642 --> 01:22:20,267 (SIGHS) 1217 01:22:20,435 --> 01:22:22,603 I do. I do. I do. 1218 01:22:22,771 --> 01:22:25,981 You got a ring? Because if you don't, we have some splendid ones 1219 01:22:26,149 --> 01:22:27,816 in the gift shop for $19.95. 1220 01:22:27,984 --> 01:22:30,069 No. No, no, no. I have a ring. 1221 01:22:36,284 --> 01:22:38,410 I have another ring. 1222 01:22:40,538 --> 01:22:42,247 Remember this? 1223 01:22:56,137 --> 01:23:02,059 By the power vested in me, I pronounce you husband and wife. 1224 01:23:05,647 --> 01:23:07,272 d Everybody's gonna love today 1225 01:23:07,440 --> 01:23:09,358 d Gonna love today gonna love today 1226 01:23:09,526 --> 01:23:12,736 d Everybody's gonna love today Gonna love today 1227 01:23:12,904 --> 01:23:16,699 d Anyway you want to Anyway you've got to 1228 01:23:16,866 --> 01:23:22,913 d Love, love me Love, love me 1229 01:23:23,081 --> 01:23:24,081 (SIREN SOUNDS) 1230 01:23:24,249 --> 01:23:26,583 - SHERIFF: All right, freeze! - I LoJacked your ass. 1231 01:23:26,751 --> 01:23:29,086 That's him right there! Arrest him! Arrest him! 1232 01:23:29,254 --> 01:23:30,671 - Arrest him! - All right. Hey! 1233 01:23:30,839 --> 01:23:33,716 - That is my ear, my friend. - Sorry. 1234 01:23:33,883 --> 01:23:36,093 How would you like it if I did that to you? 1235 01:23:36,261 --> 01:23:39,471 - I said I'm sorry. - Alrighty. 1236 01:23:39,639 --> 01:23:42,266 On a personal note, 1237 01:23:42,434 --> 01:23:45,519 I understand we have some newlyweds here. 1238 01:23:45,687 --> 01:23:46,979 Yes. Yes, sir. That's... 1239 01:23:49,274 --> 01:23:53,777 I'd like to offer the congratulations of myself and the whole team. 1240 01:23:53,945 --> 01:23:54,945 - Thank you very much. Thank you. - That's nice. 1241 01:23:55,113 --> 01:23:56,530 - It is. - That's cool. 1242 01:24:02,203 --> 01:24:04,079 We didn't know where you were registered. 1243 01:24:04,247 --> 01:24:05,247 Oh, wow. 1244 01:24:05,415 --> 01:24:08,542 It's a blender. I had some help picking it out. 1245 01:24:10,045 --> 01:24:11,295 William? 1246 01:24:12,088 --> 01:24:14,131 I realized something today, Katie. 1247 01:24:14,299 --> 01:24:17,134 No matter how hard you try to plan your life, 1248 01:24:17,302 --> 01:24:21,680 life has a plan for you all its own. 1249 01:24:21,848 --> 01:24:23,140 Good luck. 1250 01:24:23,308 --> 01:24:26,018 - Thank you, guys. - Guys, thank you. 1251 01:24:26,186 --> 01:24:28,020 Why is he hugging the cop? 1252 01:24:29,064 --> 01:24:30,064 Okay, guys, now. 1253 01:24:30,231 --> 01:24:31,648 - Very nice. - No, seriously, 1254 01:24:31,816 --> 01:24:34,276 - why is he hugging the cop? - All right. 1255 01:24:36,654 --> 01:24:40,365 On a professional note, y'all are under arrest. 1256 01:24:40,533 --> 01:24:42,618 Right. Just... 1257 01:24:42,786 --> 01:24:45,913 Considering we might not all be together again for quite some time, 1258 01:24:46,081 --> 01:24:49,500 Katie and I were hoping to get a picture before we all go off to the big house. 1259 01:24:49,667 --> 01:24:52,252 - What a great idea. - The big house. 1260 01:24:52,420 --> 01:24:53,962 - You want me to do it? - Would you? 1261 01:24:54,130 --> 01:24:55,714 - All right. - Oh, come on! 1262 01:24:55,882 --> 01:25:00,052 Hey! You know, you are walking on thin ice here, my friend! 1263 01:25:00,220 --> 01:25:02,930 You are on very thin ice! 1264 01:25:04,808 --> 01:25:05,849 Let me see it. 1265 01:25:06,017 --> 01:25:08,185 Don't forget to push the button for the flash. 1266 01:25:08,353 --> 01:25:10,229 Get in here, you guys. 1267 01:25:13,066 --> 01:25:14,775 SHERIFF: Could you all just scooch in a little? 1268 01:25:14,943 --> 01:25:18,237 One, two, 1269 01:25:18,404 --> 01:25:19,696 three. 1270 01:25:19,864 --> 01:25:23,534 d I love love I love being in love 1271 01:25:23,701 --> 01:25:27,204 d I don't care what it does to me 1272 01:25:27,372 --> 01:25:30,833 d Take these tattered boxes that used to hold your clothes 1273 01:25:31,000 --> 01:25:35,045 d Break them down Build them back up with your bones 1274 01:25:35,213 --> 01:25:39,216 d Now all you do is construct a mess You're good to me when only flesh 1275 01:25:39,384 --> 01:25:43,095 d You're a memory with nothing to show 1276 01:25:43,263 --> 01:25:44,847 d When we would take trips 1277 01:25:45,014 --> 01:25:47,015 d We swore we'd never take pictures 1278 01:25:47,183 --> 01:25:51,228 d Pictures only prove you can't convince 1279 01:25:51,396 --> 01:25:53,397 d Now I wish those photographs 1280 01:25:53,565 --> 01:25:56,275 d Could convince you that what we had would only 1281 01:25:56,442 --> 01:25:58,110 d Turn out a negative 1282 01:25:58,278 --> 01:26:00,195 d Well well well 1283 01:26:00,363 --> 01:26:03,699 d If fingertips are relationships 1284 01:26:03,867 --> 01:26:08,245 d Then I could barely carry your weight 1285 01:26:08,413 --> 01:26:10,581 d If fingers are mistakes 1286 01:26:10,748 --> 01:26:13,917 d Don't use this one to point the blame 1287 01:26:14,085 --> 01:26:17,796 d Just sing sing 1288 01:26:17,964 --> 01:26:21,633 d I love love I love being in love 1289 01:26:21,801 --> 01:26:24,428 d I don't care what it does to me 1290 01:26:24,596 --> 01:26:27,097 d These pills are fine to pass the time 1291 01:26:27,265 --> 01:26:29,516 d Til I find my new drug 1292 01:26:29,684 --> 01:26:33,604 d We'll take our chances We'll last a month 1293 01:26:33,771 --> 01:26:38,442 d We'll never speak again How I love being in love 1294 01:26:53,499 --> 01:26:55,667 d And don't pick up the line 1295 01:26:55,835 --> 01:26:58,003 d You're dressed to have a good time 1296 01:26:58,171 --> 01:27:01,632 d You don't need him You need to be seen 1297 01:27:01,799 --> 01:27:06,428 d So someone else can treat you wrong So you my love can sing this song 1298 01:27:06,596 --> 01:27:10,515 d I love love I love being in love 1299 01:27:10,683 --> 01:27:13,936 d I don't care what it does to me 1300 01:27:14,103 --> 01:27:17,814 d These pills are fine to pass the time til I find my new drug 1301 01:27:17,982 --> 01:27:21,818 d Then they'll take advantage I'll claim that's what I want 1302 01:27:21,986 --> 01:27:26,240 d To be the new statistic How I love 1303 01:27:26,407 --> 01:27:31,370 d How I love How I love being in love 1304 01:27:38,461 --> 01:27:42,256 d Take these tattered boxes That used to hold your clothes 1305 01:27:42,423 --> 01:27:46,426 d Break them down Build them back up with your bones 1306 01:27:46,594 --> 01:27:49,179 d All you did was construct a mess 1307 01:27:49,347 --> 01:27:50,681 d You're dead to me if love is death 1308 01:27:50,848 --> 01:27:53,850 d You're a memory with nothing to show 1309 01:27:54,018 --> 01:27:55,102 d Well well well 1310 01:27:55,270 --> 01:27:59,564 d If fingertips are relationships then 1311 01:27:59,941 --> 01:28:03,568 d Maybe I could use a break 1312 01:28:03,736 --> 01:28:04,861 d She smiles 1313 01:28:05,029 --> 01:28:09,366 d She points at me, she says "Baby I love how you sing" 1314 01:28:09,534 --> 01:28:12,411 d So just sing 1315 01:28:12,578 --> 01:28:16,456 d I love love I love being in love 1316 01:28:16,624 --> 01:28:20,544 d I don't care what it does to me 1317 01:28:21,004 --> 01:28:24,756 d I love love I love being in love 1318 01:28:24,924 --> 01:28:27,926 d I don't care what it does to me 1319 01:28:28,094 --> 01:28:32,764 d These pills are fine to pass the time Till I find my new drug 1320 01:28:32,932 --> 01:28:36,727 d We'll take our chances We'll rise above 1321 01:28:36,894 --> 01:28:39,229 d We'll last until the end 1322 01:28:39,397 --> 01:28:45,402 d I love how, I love how I love being in love 1323 01:28:45,737 --> 01:28:49,239 d Just me and my puppy 1324 01:28:49,407 --> 01:28:52,659 d Together we're so very happy 1325 01:28:52,827 --> 01:28:57,414 d And the bitter world won't bring us down 1326 01:28:57,582 --> 01:29:01,209 d No, I'm looking on the bright side of things 1327 01:29:02,587 --> 01:29:06,173 d It's just me and my honey 1328 01:29:06,341 --> 01:29:10,135 d Together we are so very funny 1329 01:29:10,303 --> 01:29:14,431 d And the bitter world won't bring us down 1330 01:29:14,599 --> 01:29:18,852 d No, I'm looking on the bright side of things 1331 01:29:19,020 --> 01:29:21,855 d And nothing will be 1332 01:29:22,023 --> 01:29:25,525 d Taken from my hands now 1333 01:29:25,693 --> 01:29:27,611 d Within me 1334 01:29:27,779 --> 01:29:29,821 d Resistance from me 1335 01:29:29,989 --> 01:29:33,784 d Nothing can last How can I pass 1336 01:29:33,951 --> 01:29:38,121 d On love and understanding 1337 01:29:38,289 --> 01:29:44,002 d Oh oh oh oh It's just me and my guitar 1338 01:29:44,170 --> 01:29:47,798 d Together we'll go so very far 1339 01:29:47,965 --> 01:29:52,427 d And the bitter world won't bring us down 1340 01:29:52,595 --> 01:29:57,641 d No, I'm looking on the bright side of things 1341 01:30:14,409 --> 01:30:15,909 d Here we go now 1342 01:30:30,133 --> 01:30:33,093 d And nothing will be 1343 01:30:33,261 --> 01:30:36,805 d Taken from my hands now 1344 01:30:36,973 --> 01:30:40,892 d Within me A resistance from me 1345 01:30:41,060 --> 01:30:45,188 d Nothing can last How can I pass 1346 01:30:45,356 --> 01:30:49,317 d On love and understanding 1347 01:30:49,485 --> 01:30:51,570 d Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh 1348 01:30:51,737 --> 01:30:55,240 d It's just me and the town 1349 01:30:55,408 --> 01:30:59,035 d Together we will be the champs 1350 01:30:59,203 --> 01:31:03,039 d And the bitter world won't bring us down 1351 01:31:03,207 --> 01:31:06,710 d No, I'm looking on the bright side of things 1352 01:31:06,878 --> 01:31:14,176 d I'm looking on the bright side of things 1353 01:31:14,343 --> 01:31:18,555 d I'm looking on the bright side of things